#Deep13_991231.log

Session Start: Fri Dec 31 22:29:36 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '1,14Let There Be Frank!'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Fri Dec 31 07:28:17
Qrowit was a name that poped in my mind
Qrowi'm goofy
Qrowlike that
Cal-eniumDZ!
Cal-eniumHappy Apocolaypse!
DarkonZeroCAL-ENIUM?
Cal-eniumyear
Cal-eniumlike Millenium
DarkonZeroYeah.....what a apocolypse
Qrowyeah
Qrowhehe
DarkonZeroNothing has gone wrong.
DarkonZeroDAMN Y2K!
Cal-eniumI don't see any planes falling from the skies
DarkonZeroWHY DIDN'T WORK!?!?
Qroware you in 2000?
Cal-eniumDZ is in Mountian time
Cal-eniumI'm in eastern
QrowIts only 10:00 in seatle
Qrowseattle
DarkonZeroActually...I'm in Pacific.
Qrowim in pacific
Cal-eniumreally?
Cal-eniumcool
QrowIts only 10
QrowYou don't know nothing will go wrong
DarkonZeroThe only thing that can happen is if the power company plays a joke and turns off the power.
QrowI live by satan I'm the one to be scared
Cal-eniumsatan? Bonnie Hammer?
Qrowno bill Gates
* DarkonZero wishes everyone else was here.....
QrowHammer is that one snake woman
Qrowwhatgs here name
Cal-eniumMedusa
Qrowyeah
Cal-eniumBonnie Hammer: AKA Bitchwoman
*** Cal-enium is now known as Cal-2000
DarkonZeroWOOO!
DarkonZeroPARTY!
DarkonZeroBEER!
* Cal-2000 gets the kegger
Cal-2000YEAH!
* Cal-2000 puts some chips and dip on the table
DarkonZeroI think I should go out to the Las Vegas Strip and hang out with the drunks.
Cal-2000heh
Qrowthis is just lioke that time when they said that the friggin meteors were gunna take out our satellites
QrowBut all they had to do was rotate the wings and it didn't do a thing
Qrowdamn media
* Cal-2000 opens up a bottle of bubbly
* Cal-2000 watches the cork hit Mars in the eye
* Qrow takes the bopttle and guzzles it down
Cal-2000Svekas!
DarkonZeroHey.....let us point and laugh at the people who are the morons that really listened to the media!
Qrowgot any more?
Cal-2000Svekas!
Qrowhehe
Qrowbrb
Cal-2000BTW, Svekas is Lithuanian for Cheers!
* Cal-2000 turns on the stereo
* Cal-2000 plays his Weird Al CDs
Cal-2000hmmm
Cal-2000We need a stripper
* Cal-2000 calls 1-800-BARE-ALL
DarkonZeroCal....you're not old enough.
Cal-2000Yes I am
Cal-2000I'm 30
DarkonZeroDon't make me get your mother.
Cal-2000dived by 2
DarkonZeroDived?
DarkonZeroWhen did it dive?
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DarkonZeroThis sorta sucks without the others.
* Cal-2000 slaps DarkonZero around a bit with a large trout
* Cal-2000 slaps Mars around a bit with a large trout
* Cal-2000 slaps Cal-2000 around a bit with a large trout
DarkonZeroThis bites.
DarkonZeroI'm breaking out WinAmp.
Cal-2000yay
* Cal-2000 breaks out
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Breakout"4,1
Cal-2000hehe
* Cal-2000 listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters':"Breakout"
DarkonZeroI feel like play Monster Rancher 2.
DarkonZeroplaying
Cal-2000You mean Pokemon?
Cal-2000:-)
DarkonZeroNo.....Monster Rancher 2
DarkonZeroI think it's better.
DarkonZeroI got a weird ass monster with my Foo Fighters CD.
DarkonZeroYou can create monsters with your audio CDs.
DarkonZeroB)
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Next Year"4,1
Cal-2000oh...I see
Cal-2000I wonder what kind of monster I'd get with a Weird Al Cd...
DarkonZeroThat's what it means by "Unlock your disc!"
DarkonZeroI tried one of my Gary Numan CDs...it didn't work.
DarkonZeroI wish it did.
DarkonZeroA certain Bob Marley CD makes one of the most vicious monster on the game.
Cal-2000Do you buy the game or do you download it?
DarkonZeroYou buy it.
DarkonZeroIt's for the Playstation.
Cal-2000oh
Cal-2000Do you have CITS I or II?>
DarkonZeroNo.....*sniff*.
DarkonZeroIf I get it....I'll try it out.
Cal-2000I bet it would make a cool monster
DarkonZeroI used a Matthew Sweet CD and I got this catapiller-dog thing.
Cal-2000hehe
DarkonZeroIt was a new monster...and I named it Dodler.
DarkonZeroBut I killed it off by not saving my game.
DarkonZeroI want to start over.
Cal-2000Do you have a really obscure CD?
DarkonZeroHmmm....I think I'll start taking pictures of the game with my Polaroid........and post them on my site.
DarkonZeroHmmm....an obscure CD.
Cal-2000heh
DarkonZeroMy Gary Numan CD are sorta obscure.
*** superspy is on IRC
*** superspy has joined #deep13
DarkonZeroI saw CDs of "The Alan Parson Project" and felt compelled to buy them.
superspyDZ!
DarkonZeroSPY!
superspyCAL!
DarkonZeroWell.....we got another one.
Cal-2000super!
superspyhappy freakin' new year
Cal-2000YES! Beatles mp3s!
DarkonZeroI still widh the others were here.
DarkonZerowish
superspy(2 hours late, but hey, I was out)
DarkonZeroI haven't seen De for over a week.
DarkonZeroLoc thinks I hate him.
Cal-2000She's in New York
DarkonZeroOh.
superspydz: she's on vacation
DarkonZeroI musta missed that.
DarkonZeroOf course I'm always the last to find out.
superspyyou weren't hear when she announced it
* DarkonZero wonders if De is getting smashed.
superspyhere, rather
DarkonZeroShe probably is.
DarkonZero<DrunkDe> WOOO! PACK-wha?
Cal-2000hehe
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Cal-2000woof
DarkonZeroCirrus is here!
SiriusHey, happy New Year.
SiriusHeh.
SiriusI'm not a fricking cloud!
superspyhappy new year
DarkonZeroI got one hour to go till the new year.
SiriusAh.
DarkonZeroI'm waiting to watch "Ego Trip"
SiriusSo does one of my friends.
SiriusHeh.
SiriusI love that.
SiriusDexter's Lab?
DarkonZeroI missed it the last time it was one.
superspydarkonzero.....I speak to thee from the future
SiriusI missed it now.
DarkonZeroMY GOD!
SiriusYeah. Because you work for the DIA.
DarkonZeroSPY IS FROM THE FUTURE!
SiriusAnd he works for the DIA.
superspyDIA?
DarkonZeroDepartmental Idiots of America.
Cal-2000hehe
* superspy smacks dz
DarkonZeroOW!
* DarkonZero slugs spy in the gut!
SiriusNah.
SiriusDefence Intelligence Agency.
* Sirius smirks.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Learn To Fly"4,1
superspyzow!
* Cal-2000 d/l's The Beatles' Hey Jude
* superspy punches sirius in the face
Cal-2000FIGHT!
SiriusOuch.
SiriusOkay.
DarkonZeroI had a friend that hated the song "Hey Jude'
* Cal-2000 dresses up like Jerry Springer
Cal-2000wha?
* Sirius kicks superspy in the gut.
* Cal-2000 pokes Sirius's eyes
DarkonZeroHe hated it cause his middle name is Jude....and he thought people would sing it all the time.
superspynyuk nyuk nyuk
* Sirius IS FRICKING POKED.
Cal-2000lol
SiriusOUCH!
SiriusMy optic receptors!
DarkonZeroMY COCONUTS!
Cal-2000Constipated Weiner dog
SiriusHeh.
Cal-2000MY BUM!
SiriusANY TRANSGRESSION WILL RESULT IN A TEMPORARY HALOFLUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
SiriusEhehe.
SiriusDon't mind me.
* Cal-2000 thinks Sirius is over-reacting
Cal-2000You're acting like Shatner!
superspyhaloflux?
SiriusWilliam Shatner?
SiriusEew.
* superspy stabs sirius
SiriusYeah.
* Sirius shoots superspy.
SiriusWhere did this come from, anyway?
Cal-2000FLUX YOU!
* DarkonZero feels like playing his guitar badly.
SiriusHehe.
DarkonZeroI already could do that without any problem.
SiriusHaloflux is the handle of someone I know, actually.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Stacked Actors"4,1
DarkonZeroD'oh!
DarkonZeroWrong song.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Aurora"4,1
Sirius3,1[15,1-3,1]0,1 The Cure - More Than This 14,1INFO:14,1 4.74MB14,1 3,1[15,1-3,1]14,1 128 Kbps3,1 [15,1-3,1]14,1 stereo 3,1[15,1-3,1]14,1 5 min 11 sec 3,1[15,1-3,1]
[Sirius:#deep13 MP3] The Cure - More Than This.mp3
SiriusHmm.
SiriusThat could use some trimming.
* Cal-2000 cuts off Sirius's legs
SiriusNot me!
* DarkonZero is glad at the fact that he might finally have a girlfriend!
SiriusMy script.
DarkonZeroWOO!
* Sirius stares.
SiriusOh.
* Cal-2000 calls DZ's gf
SiriusIn real life?
DarkonZeroYes.
Cal-2000Is Amanda Hugandkiss there?
superspyno, as opposed to a cd-rom, sirius :)
SiriusNeat.
DarkonZeroThough  today....i did push it a little.
SiriusYeah.
Sirius'My girlfriend is on my hard drive'.
SiriusSure.
DarkonZeroI gots to quit being so touchy-feely withthe women.
SiriusI was saying, opposed to Internet relationships.
Cal-2000Does your girlfriend have any clothes on, Sirius?
DarkonZeroCal....
SiriusI wasn't saying that. That's why I put it in quotes.
DarkonZeroWhat kinda question is that?
SiriusEhehe.
DarkonZeroHere's one.......
DarkonZeroIs she getting it on with the "hard drive"?
SiriusHeheee.
* DarkonZero realizes he's been alone way too long.
DarkonZeroDamn me.
SiriusWhy?
SiriusHow is that your fault?
DarkonZeroHmmm....
DarkonZeroI dunno.
SiriusHeh.
DarkonZeroCall me, bob Ishmael!
Cal-2000wow
Cal-2000hehe
Cal-2000Bob
SiriusBob.
DarkonZeroSpy?
Cal-2000Bob "Psycho" Ishmael
DarkonZeroHeelo....spy?
SiriusSpy?
Cal-2000Chief?
Cal-2000McCloud?
superspyya?
SiriusWho do you work for, spy?
DarkonZeroSpy......call me, Bob Ishmael.
DarkonZeroNow here's a song for the new year.
superspythe KGB, sirius
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars"4,1
SiriusNeat-o.
SiriusRussian government.
DarkonZeroI recommend this song for every new year!
Sirius<Sirius Black> What brings you here?
Sirius<malistaire> i seek the dark phantom i ow  him for killing my true love
Sirius* Sirius Black checks the drawers.
Sirius* Sirius Black checks the back room.
Sirius<Sirius Black> Nope, not here, sorry.
SiriusHeh.
SiriusLoon.
DarkonZeroHmmmm......
DarkonZeroA target.
DarkonZeroFor the new year.
Cal-2000Clair De Loon
* Sirius stares.
* superspy glares
DarkonZeroSPY!
* Sound request: can't find 'xmaszero.wav'
[Cal-2000 SOUND]
SiriusSpy.
DarkonZeroQUIT BEING LIKE THE FUTURE!
* Cal-2000 plays a .wav of "Weird Al" Yankovic's Christmas At Ground Zero
DarkonZeroIT'S SO DAMN BRIGHT!
SiriusHeh.
DarkonZeroI GOTTA WEAR SHADES!
SiriusDAMN BRIGHTNESS!
SiriusErr.
DarkonZeroSuperspy is so bright....I gotta wear shades.
DarkonZeroOk....spy isn't that bright......he's dimly lit.
SiriusHeh.
Cal-2000Christmas At Ground Zero is the perfect Christmas song...
* superspy smacks DZ
superspyquiet
DarkonZeroOW!
* DarkonZero slugs spy in the gut.
Sirius* malistaire screams and the stars shake
superspyhey!
Sirius* Sirius Black stares.
Sirius<Sirius Black> I'm melting a hole in your forehead.
Sirius<malistaire> me?
Sirius<Sirius Black> Yes.
* superspy cuts DZ with a broken bottle
DarkonZeroOW!
* Cal-2000 points at DZ and laughs.
DarkonZeroThat was unecessary.
Cal-2000*sigh*
superspyno.  *this* is unnecessary
* superspy pours salt in the stab wound
Cal-2000I gotta go back to school on Monday
DarkonZeroAGH!
DarkonZeroDMAN YOU!
SiriusHeh.
DarkonZeroYes....DMAN!
SiriusDoncha just hate it when you spell swear words wrong?
DarkonZeroNot really.
DarkonZeroit's like making up new ones.
Cal-2000DMAN! Brother of SupaMan!
superspyype
superspy:)
Cal-2000SPUM!
DarkonZeroCROOP!
* Sound request: can't find 'dare.mid'
[Cal-2000 SOUND]
DarkonZeroZAGNUT!
SiriusLet's see...
Cal-2000CLARK BAR!
DarkonZeroHmmm....
Cal-2000BAR NONE!
Cal-2000CRUCNG!
Sirius'Foogleschnieper' is my favourite made-up swear word...combines Russian and German harsh tones.
* DarkonZero plans on saying "zagnut" for the next week to see peoples reactions.
Cal-2000MARDE!
Cal-2000ZOOT!
Cal-2000FROMAGE!
DarkonZeroZOOTY ZOOT ZOOT!
* Sirius stares.
SiriusIsn't 'Zagnut' a discontinued candy?
Cal-2000no
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Kraftwerk's14,16,0:6,04,1"Pocket Calculator"4,1
Cal-2000I still see it
DarkonZeroI'll just say "zagnut" when I cuss.
DarkonZeroLike....uh...."HOLY ZAGNUT!"
SiriusHEhe.
* superspy wonders if De is one of those people left in Times Square waiting to celebrate the new year in CA
DarkonZeroI'm replacing all profanities with "zagnut".
DarkonZeroMaybe.
Cal-2000MOTHER ZAGNUT!
* DarkonZero pictures De standing outside by herslf.
DarkonZeroherself
SiriusEhehe!
* Sound request: can't find 'dare.mid'
[Cal-2000 SOUND]
superspyhehe
Cal-2000eheheh
superspyjust standing there with crow.......waiting
DarkonZeroWait.....shouldn't we feel sorry?
DarkonZeroNah!
* Cal-2000 pictures De in a cab with Crow
Cal-2000Cabbie: That will be....what the hell is that?
SiriusHeh.
DarkonZeroIf she held a conversation with Crow in the cab....I'd definitely have her checked out.
Cal-2000What if she can do ventriliquiism?
DarkonZeroStill....
DarkonZeroEither way.
Cal-2000Crow: Bite Me
Cal-2000Crow gets in a switchblade fight...
DarkonZeroWOO!
DarkonZeroMY PUTER IS CRASHING!
DarkonZeroWEE!
Cal-2000YAY!
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
SiriusOkay.
* Cal-2000 watches DZ unplug the PC
DarkonZeroI told everyone at work that I'd laugh either way about the Y2K deal.
Cal-2000uh huh
* Sound request: can't find 'xmaszero.wav'
[Cal-2000 SOUND]
DarkonZeroI'd laugh at the morons who believed the hype.
DarkonZeroOr I'd laugh (due to insanity) at the fact my cable is out.
superspybet those folks who stockpiled water feel like losers now
* Cal-2000 hides the water jugs
Cal-2000and the people who bought a ton of Spam
DarkonZero<Y2K MORON> DAMN! WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH 2,000 ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER!
Cal-2000"Spam again, Mom?"
superspydz: a chalupa run comes to mind :D
SiriusLOL.
SiriusYeah!
Cal-2000Chalupa runs...
SiriusMmmm.
DarkonZeroHmmmm......if I had 2,000 rolls.....I'd TP Las Vegas!
Cal-2000hheehehe
Cal-2000I'd TP Sci-Fi HQ
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1The Chemical Brothers'14,16,0:6,04,1"Let Forever Be"4,1
Cal-2000then spray with water
DarkonZeroEr....you mean "water".
DarkonZero*COUGH*gasoline*COUGH*
Cal-2000uh.
Cal-2000or poo water
DarkonZeroEither.
Cal-2000torch the Farscape 4 parter
DarkonZeroIt's did it to itself.
superspyhehe
* Sound request: can't find 'dare.mid'
[Cal-2000 SOUND]
DarkonZeroSpontaneously I might add.
Cal-2000gee
* DarkonZero is in need of a paper shredder for Fantasia 2000.
Cal-2000why?
DarkonZeroSo the other children won't see it.
Cal-2000what?
DarkonZeroi'm gonna steal it (a copy) and shred it.
Cal-2000It's a GREAT movie
DarkonZeroThough I know i will fail.
DarkonZeroAGH!
DarkonZeroDISNEY FAN!
Cal-2000oh...wait....2000
DarkonZeroGET HIm!
Cal-2000HEY!
Cal-2000Fantasia is a great movie
Cal-2000I don't know about a sequel though...
DarkonZeroThe only thing I like from Disney were the Pixar films.
Cal-2000DZ, ever seen the original?
DarkonZeroYes.....and it was ok.
Cal-2000ok?
DarkonZeroOk...it was a classic.
Cal-2000It was magnificent
DarkonZerobut the sequel.
DarkonZeroSHRED!
Cal-2000excellent animation....
Cal-2000why the sequel?
DarkonZeroCause I feel like it.
*** Cal-2000 has quit IRC (Calvin has left the building!)
DarkonZeroHmmm.....
DarkonZeroi either touched a nerve...or he hit the wrog button.
DarkonZerowrong
superspygates has his own fireworks?
superspychrist
superspyhe hired jerry seinfeld for his private party?!
DarkonZeroAnd he's enjoying them by himself.
superspyargh!
DarkonZeroRUN!
DarkonZeroSPY IS "ARGH'ing"!
SiriusHehe!
SiriusAnd when spy 'argh's...that can only mean one thing...
DarkonZeroAnd what is that?
SiriusPsst...you're supposed to fill in the blank.
DarkonZeroOh...
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* Sirius nods to Cal-2000.
DarkonZeroYeah...it means he had a Chalupa.
DarkonZeroCL!
DarkonZeroEr...CAL!
Cal-2000whoops
SiriusIt means he's a TEMPORARY HALOFLUX MODULE.
Sirius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SiriusWow.
SiriusI'm crazy tonight, folks.
Cal-2000??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Cal-2000Wow.
DarkonZeroCrazy>
DarkonZero> to ?
superspyno, actually I did have a chalupa
superspyand I dropped it
superspy*sniff*
DarkonZeroUgh...
DarkonZeroHe "dropped" it.
Cal-2000awww
SiriusHeh.
* superspy smacks DZ
Cal-2000I dropped a chalupa because someone was holding me up
Cal-2000bye
*** Cal-2000 has quit IRC (Calvin has left the building!)
superspysorry for the extended amount of violence towards ya, dz.  it's just that cam isn't here
DarkonZeroOh...
DarkonZeroWe do miss Cam to smack around.
DarkonZeroAnd taunt about washing machines.
DarkonZeroThat vibrate.
SiriusKinky.
SiriusErr.
DarkonZeroThat's what we thought......then we washed our minds.
SiriusThat could cause a problem.
[SOUND]
superspyhehe
SiriusNeeh.
DarkonZero<Cam> You can sit on it...and it vibrates.
SiriusEek.
SiriusVibrators.
DarkonZero.....
SiriusWell, that's wha-never mind.
superspysirius: he's talking about his washing machine
DarkonZeroWOO!
SiriusWell, technically, if it vibrates, it's a vibrator.
DarkonZeroHAPPY GET DRUNK NIGHT!
SiriusTechnically.
SiriusI didn't mean it that way.
DarkonZeroSuuuuuuure.
SiriusDon't mind me, I'm just...tripping over my words here.
DarkonZeroDamn.....with the rate you're going.....you should have lots of injuries.
SiriusYeah.
SiriusNo kidding.
DarkonZeroWOO!\
DarkonZeroEGO TRIP!
SiriusHappy New Year.
DarkonZeroAnd that too.
SiriusHeh.
* superspy does the jasoN
DarkonZeroYou know what I say......screw the new year.
SiriusThe jasoN.
SiriusHave you succumbed to his jasoNic beliefs?
superspyno
superspyI just like his dance
SiriusAh.
* superspy does the superspy
* Sirius does the ... cheese.
DarkonZeroYou mean "cut" it.
SiriusNah.
DarkonZeroThis ep of Dex's lab is cool!
SiriusWhat's #cricket and why is it so popular?
DarkonZeroThey talk about that limey game.
superspybecause it sells drugs
superspyand pretends to be a cool kid
DarkonZeroThat too.
SiriusEeew.
superspybut in reality it's just a mask for its problems at home
SiriusI see.
SiriusDo you have a full brief typed up, spy?
SiriusErr.
superspy#cricket isn't always right, on a very special after school special
SiriusWhat are you guys doing, anyway?
* superspy is in photoshop and on dal.net
DarkonZeroI'm watching Ego Trip.
SiriusPhotoshop. Nice. Dalnet. Eww.
SiriusAh.
DarkonZeroHmmmm....a lot of huge breasted women on this cartoon.
* Sirius blinks.
DarkonZeroI'm serious.
SiriusI know.
SiriusWhat's the ad for?
DarkonZeroIt's Ego Trip.
DarkonZeroIt has a lot of huge breasted women.
SiriusOh.
SiriusWow.
* superspy watched half of the shorts reel today
superspygod, that's funny stuff
DarkonZeroIt should be.
DarkonZeroNow...time for me to go out and kill peop....uh.....you didn't hear that?
DarkonZero? to .
superspyhome economics was beautiful
superspy"she's been in that room for years" (or something like that, I'm tired)
superspy'lo?
SiriusYeah?
DarkonZeroWHAT!?!?
* Sirius backs away.
superspy...
SiriusSHUT-SHUT-SHUT-nEEEHHH!
Sirius/shutneeh
DarkonZeroWHAT!?!?
SiriusI love that alias.
SiriusSHUT-SHUT-SHUT-nEEEHHH!
* superspy smacks sirius
* Sirius smacks superspy
SiriusBBT.
SiriusBye.
*** Sirius has quit IRC (Leaving)
DarkonZeroI think I better go to.....see ya later spy.
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Jan 01 00:37:59 2000

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