| Session Start: Wed Dec 29 00:33:09 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'NETSPLIT! RED ALERT! ALL HANDS BRACE FOR IMPACT! GAAAAAAAAH!' | ||
| *** Set by DarKrow on Tue Dec 28 21:21:33 | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Dec 29 00:33:18 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Dec 29 01:33:47 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'NETSPLIT! RED ALERT! ALL HANDS BRACE FOR IMPACT! GAAAAAAAAH!' | ||
| *** Set by DarKrow on Tue Dec 28 21:21:33 | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Dec 29 01:33:53 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Dec 29 09:55:38 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'No more topics from Bob please.' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Wed Dec 29 06:08:57 | ||
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
|---|---|---|
| Greidanus | Instead of 'Clowns In the Sky' you should name it Clowns in the Sky Trapped in Cyberspace' | |
| DarKrow | DZ! | |
| Greidanus | DZ!! | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm making an episode guide with a summary, sounds, pictures, and other info | |
| Cal-Crowe | DZ! | |
| DarKrow | DZ! DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | Hey all. | |
| DarKrow | I got the Pewter Figures DZ! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Greed: too long | |
| Greidanus | that oughta take a while, I havn't even gotten part of my simple guide up yet!! | |
| Greidanus | Bite me, long names call for the better | |
| DarkonZero | Uh...if I'm quite for a bit, it is that I just woke up......and brain is still asleep. | |
| DarkonZero | quiet even | |
| Greidanus | I just did too, take a shower, man! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...you'd like that, huh? | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| DarKrow | Children! Children! Settle down! | |
| Greidanus | Nooo, I just woke up too | |
| DarKrow | So did I | |
| Greidanus | yes, I know | |
| DarKrow | Holy... THE NASDAQ'S OVER 4000! | |
| *** Cal-Crowe has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (Read error to Cal-Crowe[brga1pool0-a110.blrg.tds.net]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| Greidanus | huh? this definitely signals some Y2K problem... to me, at least | |
| *** Greidanus has left IRC | ||
| *** Greidanus is now known as T2-Greid | ||
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| T2-Greid | d'oh! wrong button | |
| DarkonZero | A TERMINAROR! | |
| DarkonZero | D'OH! | |
| *** T2-Greid is now known as Y2-Greid | ||
| DarkonZero | TERMINATOR EVEN! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...*PHEW* | |
| * DarKrow looks at hsio y2k complaint figures | ||
| Y2-Greid | I hit the wrong button, don't worry, ya mook! | |
| DarKrow | Metal Tom and metal Crow | |
| Y2-Greid | liquid metal!! | |
| DarKrow | no | |
| DarKrow | pewter | |
| Y2-Greid | awww... | |
| DarKrow | but cool! | |
| * DarkonZero sees his copy of Quake 3 on the desk and ponders playing...... | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe is on IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Arghhhh | |
| DarkonZero | CALI CAL! | |
| Cal-Crowe | I hate peer | |
| DarkonZero | <Peer> I hate you..... | |
| Y2-Greid | Anyone named Peer is certainly evil... | |
| DarKrow | <Mars. SHUT UP! I NEED TO SLEEP! | |
| Y2-Greid | hehe | |
| DarKrow | Stupid people: http://my.netscape.com/news/OddlyEnough/12_29_1999.reodd-story-bcoddrobbery.html | |
| Y2-Greid | heh | |
| Cal-Crowe | What's an episode in the 10th season you'd like to have sounds from? | |
| Y2-Greid | a cod robbery? | |
| DarKrow | no | |
| Cal-Crowe | hmmm | |
| Y2-Greid | oh... | |
| Cal-Crowe | A Fish Story | |
| DarkonZero | Cods are not safe anymore. | |
| Y2-Greid | hehe | |
| DarKrow | some moron took out his life savings cuz of Y2K | |
| DarKrow | and got robbed of it a minute later | |
| Cal-Crowe | ... | |
| Y2-Greid | and a guy robbed him? | |
| DarkonZero | Most idiots are doinf that. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Cretin.... | |
| DarKrow | yes | |
| Y2-Greid | oh... hehe | |
| DarkonZero | DOINF! | |
| DarKrow | Stupid ass | |
| Cal-Crowe | Serves him right | |
| Y2-Greid | DOINGF!! | |
| DarkonZero | DOINF! | |
| Y2-Greid | yup | |
| Y2-Greid | DOINGF sounds better! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Anyone with a couple thousand dollars in his pocket is ASKING to get robbed | |
| Y2-Greid | yeah | |
| Cal-Crowe | He mine as well set his money on fire | |
| *** Y2-Greid is now known as T2-Greid | ||
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOO! | |
| DarkonZero | A TERMINATOR! | |
| DarKrow | 11 million lira | |
| DarkonZero | IT'S COMING TO GET ME! | |
| * T2-Greid runs after DZ with an ice pick seared in liquid metal as her hand | ||
| T2-Greid | yup! | |
| * Cal-Crowe gets his fire extingusher... | ||
| DarKrow | STOP! | |
| Cal-Crowe | *SSSSSSSS* | |
| * DarKrow puts Greid in a corner | ||
| * DarkonZero puts on high heels so when he runs he'll fall even ten feet. | ||
| DarKrow | stay there for 15 minutes and think about what you've done | |
| DarkonZero | even to every | |
| DarKrow | you're in Time Out! | |
| T2-Greid | I can't move, so how do I try to get out and NOT think about whAT i DID? | |
| DarKrow | and DZ, you go to your room and think about what you've done too | |
| T2-Greid | d'oh, damn caps lock | |
| DarKrow | and keep quitet too, greid | |
| DarKrow | you're in Time Out | |
| T2-Greid | Bite me! I'm cold as heck, I was sprayed with a FIRE EXTINGUISHER! | |
| DarKrow | Cal! | |
| * DarkonZero punches DK before he goes to his room. | ||
| DarKrow | Give me that fire extinguisher! | |
| DarKrow | DZ! No desert for you tonight! | |
| Cal-Crowe | BAD DZ! | |
| DarKrow | Give me that fire extinguisher, Cal! | |
| Cal-Crowe | No | |
| * T2-Greid makes apple crisp and sneaks it to DZ | ||
| Cal-Crowe | MINE! | |
| DarKrow | Give me that fire extinguisher, Cal! | |
| Cal-Crowe | NO! | |
| DarKrow | Greid! | |
| Cal-Crowe | MINE! | |
| DarKrow | Sit back down! | |
| DarKrow | Give me that fire extinguisher, Cal, or else you get no dessert! | |
| Cal-Crowe | It really has Cool Whip in it | |
| T2-Greid | its not desert, it's prison gruel! | |
| * DarkonZero throws his arm up in front of his face and grunts like Frakenstein's monster to fire. | ||
| DarkonZero | RAAAAAAGH! | |
| Cal-Crowe | hehehe | |
| T2-Greid | hehe | |
| * DarKrow snatches the fire extingusher | ||
| Cal-Crowe | hey! | |
| DarKrow | Go to your room, Cal! | |
| * Cal-Crowe detonates the fire extingusher | ||
| DarKrow | You'll not get to watch MST3k tonight! | |
| Cal-Crowe | *BOOM* | |
| DarKrow | GAH! | |
| T2-Greid | hehehe! | |
| DarKrow | And no dessert either! | |
| Cal-Crowe | oh yeah? | |
| * DarkonZero listens to his favorite song. | ||
| * T2-Greid grabs her fire extinguisher and sprays DK with it | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars"4,1 | ||
| DarKrow | Any more shenanigans and i'll ger the belt! | |
| DarKrow | r=t | |
| Cal-Crowe | DK wants to spank me | |
| T2-Greid | ger the belt? | |
| DarKrow | r=t | |
| T2-Greid | no, it means GER! | |
| DarkonZero | Cal...no mental images. | |
| T2-Greid | eewww... | |
| Cal-Crowe | <DarKrow> If I had the time, I'd give you both a spanking! | |
| DarkonZero | CAL! | |
| T2-Greid | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | BAD CAL!~ | |
| DarKrow | CAL! GO TO BED NOW! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Make me | |
| DarKrow | NO MST! NO DINNER AND NO DESSERT! | |
| * Cal-Crowe sets the bed on fire | ||
| * T2-Greid finally defrosts and shoves Cal out of the window | ||
| * DarKrow disconnects Cal's power supply | ||
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| DarKrow | GAH! | |
| DarKrow | Greid look what you did to Cal! | |
| DarkonZero | We need a fire extinguisher! | |
| Cal-Crowe | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH14HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH15HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh | |
| DarKrow | That an extra 30 minutes of Time Out! | |
| * T2-Greid giggles maniacly | ||
| Cal-Crowe | BRB | |
| DarKrow | GREID! GO TO BED NOW! | |
| T2-Greid | 'Tis fun! | |
| DarKrow | NOW! | |
| T2-Greid | but it's FUN!! | |
| * DarkonZero kicks Greid in her tuckus! | ||
| * DarKrow flashes his talons at the kids | ||
| * T2-Greid kicks DZ in the balls | ||
| DarkonZero | OFF! | |
| DarkonZero | oof even... | |
| DarkonZero | ugh. | |
| * DarkonZero falls to the floor. | ||
| DarKrow | Settle down! | |
| DarkonZero | My coconuts. | |
| * T2-Greid is he reigning champion! | ||
| Cal-Crowe | baq | |
| DarKrow | Yeah right, DZ | |
| Cal-Crowe | <DarKrow> NO MST! NO DINNER AND NO DESSERT! | |
| DarKrow | more like raisins | |
| DarKrow | Cal-Crow don't repeat what I say | |
| T2-Greid | EEWWW! | |
| DarkonZero | *COUGH* | |
| * Cal-Crowe eats a plate of bratwurst, macaroni and cheese, broccoli, while watching MST3K | ||
| * Cal-Crowe eats a slice of cake | ||
| Cal-Crowe | HA! | |
| * DarKrow disconnects Cal's power supply | ||
| * T2-Greid sneaks Cal a bowl of ice cream | ||
| Cal-Crowe | HE- | |
| * DarkonZero coughs up a couple of coconuts. | ||
| * T2-Greid reconnects Cal's power supply | ||
| * DarKrow disconnects Cal's power supply | ||
| T2-Greid | hey! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Why y- | |
| DarKrow | GO TO YOUR ROOM! | |
| T2-Greid | no! | |
| * T2-Greid reconnects Cal's power supply | ||
| * DarKrow takes Cal's inactive body into his room | ||
| * DarKrow disconnects Cal's power supply | ||
| * DarKrow takes Cal's inactive body into his room | ||
| * T2-Greid reconnects Cal's power supply | ||
| * DarKrow straps Cal to his bed | ||
| * DarKrow disconnects Cal's power supply | ||
| Cal-Crowe | sto- | |
| DarkonZero | DK! | |
| DarKrow | WHAT! | |
| T2-Greid | EVIL ONE!! STOPPIT!! | |
| * T2-Greid reconnects Cal's power supply | ||
| DarkonZero | Strapping Cal to his bed?!?! | |
| * DarKrow straps Cal to his bed | ||
| Cal-Crowe | thank you | |
| DarKrow | yes | |
| DarKrow | so he can't move | |
| DarkonZero | EWWWW! | |
| T2-Greid | you're welcome | |
| * Cal-Crowe breaks out of the straps and double teams SK | ||
| * DarKrow closes the door to Cal's room and leave him alone | ||
| * Cal-Crowe breaks out of the straps and double teams DK | ||
| DarKrow | GAH! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...this is getting weird. | |
| T2-Greid | what about me? | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be in the lobby. | |
| DarKrow | nonononononononononononononononononononono | |
| * T2-Greid loads DarKrow into her Uzi | ||
| * DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
| Session Close: Wed Dec 29 10:16:02 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Dec 29 10:17:26 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'No more topics from Bob please.' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Wed Dec 29 06:08:57 | ||
| DarKrow | go to bed, there's no MST3k for you tonight! | |
| * Cal-Crowe turns on his backup power | ||
| DarKrow | WB | |
| T2-Greid | violence=FUN! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | it's still weird. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm out. | |
| T2-Greid | yup | |
| * Cal-Crowe ties up DK and gags him | ||
| * DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
| Session Close: Wed Dec 29 10:17:45 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Dec 29 12:37:49 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'No more topics from Bob please.' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Wed Dec 29 06:08:57 | ||
| Y2-Greid | hi DZ | |
| DarkonZero | Heelo. | |
| DarkonZero | BLAH! | |
| DarkonZero | BLAH! | |
| DarkonZero | BLAH! | |
| Y2-Greid | BLEAUGH!! | |
| DarkonZero | BLAH! | |
| Y2-Greid | no, BLEAUGH!! | |
| DarkonZero | BLAH! | |
| Y2-Greid | BLEAUGH! | |
| Y2-Greid | BLEAUGH! | |
| * DarkonZero hugs Greid.....and awaits the golf cart. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
| Y2-Greid | you want the golf cart? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm waiting..... | |
| DarkonZero | Well....I thought that's what you do, isn't it? | |
| Y2-Greid | hmm, yes | |
| DarkonZero | So....what's the problem....cart in the shop or something? | |
| Y2-Greid | no, I'm making you crack | |
| DarkonZero | You know....I do feel quite brittle now. | |
| * DarkonZero 's fingers snap off. | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh-oh. | |
| * DarkonZero 's right arm falls off. | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh...geez. | |
| DarkonZero | Um....I'm falling to pieces. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn. | |
| Y2-Greid | hmm... | |
| DarkonZero | And that's all you can say about it......SHEESH! | |
| Y2-Greid | yup..... MUAHAHAHAHA!!! | |
| * DarkonZero slugs Greid in the arm....but can't since now his left arm fell off. | ||
| Y2-Greid | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | STOP LAUGHIN' AT ME! | |
| * DarkonZero cries. | ||
| Y2-Greid | y'know what, I'm gonna LET you cry!!! | |
| DarkonZero | WAH! | |
| DarkonZero | You're a poopie-pants whatever! | |
| Y2-Greid | yup, just keep on telling yourself that | |
| DarkonZero | BITE ME! | |
| Y2-Greid | no, bite ME!! | |
| * DarkonZero bites Greid. | ||
| Y2-Greid | mmhmm... | |
| * DarkonZero bites Greid...again. | ||
| Y2-Greid | mmhmm... | |
| * DarkonZero is sorta creeped out by Greid's response from the biting. | ||
| * Y2-Greid grins evilly | ||
| * DarkonZero bites Greid...again. | ||
| Y2-Greid | mmhmm... | |
| * DarkonZero will now stop biting Greid. | ||
| Y2-Greid | good... | |
| * DarkonZero coughs and sneezes on Greid. | ||
| * Y2-Greid coughs and sneezes on DZ | ||
| * DarkonZero coughs and sneezes on Greid...again. | ||
| * Y2-Greid sneezes and coughs on DZ... again | ||
| * DarkonZero hugs Greid. | ||
| Y2-Greid | mmhmm | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| Y2-Greid | mmhmm... | |
| DarkonZero | OH...mmmhmmm.... | |
| Y2-Greid | Oh, yeah, mmhmm | |
| DarkonZero | Mmmhmmm? | |
| Y2-Greid | uh-huh | |
| DarkonZero | ok... | |
| DarkonZero | Well....shall I be a tree and leaf....or should I stay? | |
| Y2-Greid | stay, I'll stop being mean... | |
| * Y2-Greid runs DarkonZero over with her golf cart | ||
| DarkonZero | Reall...OW! | |
| DarkonZero | Did I say you were mean? I said you were a poopie-pants. | |
| Y2-Greid | same thing | |
| DarkonZero | Not really. | |
| Y2-Greid | sure... | |
| Y2-Greid | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | I said you were a poopie-pants.....cause I was being observant. | |
| Y2-Greid | I don't crap my pants DZ... | |
| DarkonZero | Oh good..... | |
| DarkonZero | *PHEW* | |
| DarkonZero | You musta sat in mud or something. | |
| Y2-Greid | no, actually, there is no mud in here... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
| DarkonZero | Then what is that on your butt? | |
| Y2-Greid | I have no clue | |
| Y2-Greid | all I know is, is that I crap in toilets, not my pants | |
| DarkonZero | Let us not talk of anymore. | |
| Y2-Greid | ok | |
| DarkonZero | mmhmm. | |
| Y2-Greid | heh | |
| DarkonZero | Are we not bored? | |
| Y2-Greid | we ARE bored, DZ... | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...yeah. | |
| *** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
| *** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
| * Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 without his stupid luggage case. | ||
| Y2-Greid | LOC!! | |
| Locdog07 | 'eyyyyy | |
| * DarkonZero stomach is growling...... | ||
| Locdog07 | Hmmm | |
| * Locdog07 strokes DZ's stomach and watches it kick it's leg | ||
| Y2-Greid | that's why you EAT something | |
| DarkonZero | I'm hungry....I'm going to go now. | |
| DarkonZero | Bye. | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Dec 29 13:52:39 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Dec 29 23:02:47 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<BobIshmael> Just Bob, for men.' | ||
| *** Set by Goku on Wed Dec 29 23:06:07 | ||
| ShinyBob | I'M NOT BASHING DEEP13.ORG! | |
| DarkonZero | Are too! | |
| #Deep13 Cannot send to channel | ||
| ShinyBob | I'm just saying our site looks better. | |
| CallipyG | hmm | |
| Timmyling | Case in point, my former CIWTTOTPATTTS. | |
| Timmyling | Hey DZ. | |
| CallipyG | you're right, you're not. but Anon just did. | |
| Timmyling | Huh? | |
| CallipyG | let me rephrase that | |
| Goku | ok time to go | |
| ShinyBob | Case in point, my supercool page(s) located at http://www.crosswinds.net/~ninjacow/ | |
| Goku | and oh yeah | |
| Goku | DZ! | |
| CallipyG | how useful do you expect a site dedicated to a chat room to be, Anon? | |
| *** Goku has left IRC | ||
| *** Goku has quit IRC (buh bye) | ||
| DarkonZero | I can't say anything! | |
| #Deep13 Cannot send to channel | ||
| DarkonZero | Heelo! | |
| #Deep13 Cannot send to channel | ||
| MSTAnon | Well, to buy a $70 domain name to promote said room to a limited audience... =S | |
| ShinyBob | We're promoting this channel to the exact same audience your site appeals too, foo'! | |
| ShinyBob | WAIT! I LOVE THIS SONG! | |
| MSTAnon | I dunno. I just wanna finish the big ol' shrine to MST3K. ;) | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| #Deep13 Cannot send to channel | ||
| * ShinyBob moshes. | ||
| MSTAnon | Well, lemme clarify... | |
| MSTAnon | MSTies.com audience: all MSTies worldwide. Deep13.org audience: people in here. | |
| MSTAnon | Just my opinion. | |
| Timmyling | And anyone who might want to join the channel. | |
| MSTAnon | I mean, no offense or anything... | |
| Timmyling | And worldwide is kind of a huge overstatement. | |
| CallipyG | i bought the domain name mostly for the experience of owning one. | |
| MSTAnon | What is it, now... There are members in nine nations. | |
| CallipyG | http://www.crosswinds.net/~deep13 would have worked fine | |
| Timmyling | How many? Under 50? | |
| MSTAnon | Roughly 30 foreign members. | |
| Timmyling | Out of 50 million here. | |
| *** ShinyBob sets mode: +o DarkonZero | ||
| Timmyling | And how many nations in the world? | |
| MSTAnon | But it's probably well over 800 members by now. | |
| ShinyBob | Sorry about that, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.....now you notice. | |
| Timmyling | Close to 180. | |
| ShinyBob | I was busy smashing into my stereo. | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks though. | |
| ShinyBob | Hey, I'm happy! | |
| DarkonZero | Why all the moderation? | |
| ShinyBob | Tomorrow, at this time, I'll be in Glamis! | |
| * ShinyBob shrugs. | ||
| ShinyBob | Oh, waity... | |
| ShinyBob | Oh, wait... | |
| MSTAnon | Well, gotta think about MST's distribution. It was only aired in the US, UK, and parts of Europe and South Africa. | |
| ShinyBob | Loc is complaining about... something... that I did, I guess. So I opped everyone to make up for whatever it is I did. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| MSTAnon | And yet, there are members in Japan, Taiwan, Aussie, Aruba... | |
| Timmyling | Hey, guess what, Anon! | |
| DarkonZero | Guam. | |
| Timmyling | I don't care. | |
| CallipyG | Anon, how long have you been at it? | |
| MSTAnon | I believe the newest nation is Greenland. =) | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| ShinyBob | Okay, Anon, deep13.org appeals to MSTies that have the time and software to access IRC. Whereas, your site appeals to MSTies who have the time to sign up and receive a monthly newsletter. | |
| ShinyBob | Obviously, you'll have more members than us... Now shut up. | |
| DarkonZero | Anon.....and don't forget the penguins you so added as MSTies from Antarctica. | |
| MSTAnon | Hehe. Okay, I'm done ranting. | |
| Timmyling | Anon? Why do you act like your site is God's gift to creation? It ain't that great. With all due respect. | |
| ShinyBob | Content-wise, it's nice. But it doesn't appeal to the eye. | |
| Timmyling | Indeed. | |
| MSTAnon | I'm just trying to psych myself up to put in lotsa time between now and Saturday. =P And I'm done ranting. Really. | |
| ShinyBob | Anon, will you pay me to design your site? | |
| Timmyling | You're always ranting, though. | |
| DarkonZero | The last time I visited MSTies.com was......uh...I forgot. | |
| Timmyling | Hey, why is my connection to Deep13.org supposedly "timed out?" | |
| CallipyG | 'ling, I don't know. can you suggest a better hoster? | |
| ShinyBob | Anon's probably DoS'ing it. | |
| ShinyBob | Isn't tha right, Anon? | |
| ShinyBob | that. | |
| MSTAnon | Wha? | |
| ShinyBob | You're DoS'ing deep13.org, right? | |
| MSTAnon | Huh? | |
| ShinyBob | Hacker. | |
| MSTAnon | No, I'm not trying to hack into deep13.org. I've got better things to do. ;) | |
| Timmyling | Like gloating about your site. | |
| ShinyBob | Don't lie to us. | |
| ShinyBob | HEY! THERE'S A NEW BtAF COMIC UP! | |
| DarkonZero | About time Crosswinds got the member server back up. | |
| ShinyBob | http://www.angryflower.com/jan120.jpg | |
| Timmyling | Yay! | |
| ShinyBob | It's been up for awhile. | |
| DarkonZero | Well...I check almost every couple of hours. | |
| ShinyBob | AND IT'S COLOR, EVEN! | |
| Timmyling | Jeez. | |
| DarkonZero | Though I haven't been on for a while... | |
| MSTAnon | Sigh... | |
| Timmyling | And it's a JPEG...what gives? | |
| DarkonZero | Answer me this.....what would you do if you have....uh...lets say.....7 free webpage servers? | |
| ShinyBob | CARDBOARD MESSIAH! AHAHAHAHA! | |
| ShinyBob | I'd give them to the homeless. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| ShinyBob | The homeless need webpages. | |
| MSTAnon | Does anybody have a really good copy of 004 Gamera Vs. Barugon? | |
| ShinyBob | Don't you, Super-MStie? | |
| ShinyBob | Don't you, Super-MSTie? | |
| MSTAnon | I don't even have a copy of 004. | |
| MSTAnon | My oldest tape is of 005. =P | |
| Timmyling | I do. | |
| Timmyling | Haha. | |
| Timmyling | I'm the new SuperMSTie! | |
| MSTAnon | You do?! Can you, perchance, take screenshots? | |
| Timmyling | I have the oldest episode! | |
| Timmyling | No. | |
| MSTAnon | Damn. | |
| MSTAnon | Hmm... | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN BANK! WHERE'S MY WORK MONEY!?!? | |
| * ShinyBob shows DZ his(Bob's) paycheck. | ||
| ShinyBob | Eat your heart out, poor-boy. | |
| DarkonZero | What are you talking about......I got double pay on Saturday....$13.00 per hour and I worked overtime on Sunday, | |
| DarkonZero | so there! | |
| ShinyBob | But you don't have your paycheck. | |
| ShinyBob | HA! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm waiting for it....I got direct deposit...... | |
| CallipyG | DZ, can I have youre job? | |
| * MeltingMan will go to sleep now. | ||
| ShinyBob | Hey... That depressing song by The Offspring is playing. | |
| CallipyG | -e | |
| MeltingMan | Goodnight CallipyG. | |
| ShinyBob | Y'know.. | |
| CallipyG | goodnight. | |
| MeltingMan | Goodnight ShinyBob. | |
| ShinyBob | Maybe in another life, I could find you there.. | |
| MeltingMan | Goodnight DarkonZero. | |
| DarkonZero | Goodnight MM. | |
| MSTAnon | G'night, Chief! | |
| ShinyBob | Blown away, before your time, I can't deal... It's so unfair... | |
| ShinyBob | Etc. | |
| MeltingMan | Goodnight MSTAnon | |
| DarkonZero | MCCLOUD! | |
| ShinyBob | G'nigh, McCloud. | |
| CallipyG | ShinyBob, it's depressing that anyone listens to them/ | |
| ShinyBob | +t | |
| MeltingMan | Goodnight Timmyling. | |
| MSTAnon | Uh... | |
| * MSTAnon isn't going to sleep. | ||
| ShinyBob | Hey! The Offspring used to be good! | |
| DarkonZero | Keywords...."used to". | |
| CallipyG | did they? | |
| MSTAnon | Until Americana. Then they just plain sucked. | |
| MeltingMan | Goodnight Sucky Band called The Offspring. | |
| ShinyBob | No... SOME of Americana is good. | |
| Timmyling | Goodnight Moon. | |
| MeltingMan | Like the end? | |
| ShinyBob | Most of it is crap, though. | |
| Timmyling | I mean IMM. | |
| * DarkonZero fires up WinAmp....for sosme Gary Numan goodness. | ||
| ShinyBob | Good one. | |
| MSTAnon | "Uno, dos, tres, quattro-cinco-cinco-ses." You've got to be kidding me. | |
| * ShinyBob shudders. | ||
| CallipyG | yeah, the part where the last song ends and you hear your CD player return to its state of silence | |
| ShinyBob | That sucks, but they put out more good songs than crap. | |
| CallipyG | and of course, MM beat me to that | |
| ShinyBob | But you articulated it so well, Callip. | |
| MeltingMan | Anyway, this talk of The Offspring is making me sad. I can't go to bed sad. Someone say something funny to cheer me up. | |
| CallipyG | Fuck you1 | |
| CallipyG | ! | |
| MeltingMan | Thanks! | |
| CallipyG | wait, that's not funny. | |
| MSTAnon | Something funny! | |
| Timmyling | Hey, Callip made a typo. | |
| ShinyBob | Hey, I was being serious. | |
| CallipyG | guess it worked anyway | |
| * MSTAnon says something funny! | ||
| Timmyling | Let us all laugh at it. | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah, typos are funny. | |
| ShinyBob | Oh wait. Nevermind. | |
| CallipyG | when, Bob? | |
| CallipyG | ok | |
| MeltingMan | It's good enough for me, I'm too tired to wait for you to say something that's actually funny. | |
| DarkonZero | The scariest ending to a CD I heard was Matthew Sweet's "Altered Beast".....it had a segment from a movie called "Caligula"........I was half-asleep and it scared the bejesus outta me. | |
| *** Timmyling changes topic to 'This topic goes out to all the Melting Men out there. Goodnight, MMs.' | ||
| MeltingMan | Goodnight Everybody. | |
| *** MeltingMan has left IRC | ||
| *** MeltingMan has quit IRC (Away I melt) | ||
| Timmyling | Goodnight Moon. | |
| Timmyling | Again. | |
| MSTAnon | Ling! Have transcripts from The Movie? | |
| CallipyG | the first time i listened to Dark Side of the Moon i attempted to do it as i was falling asleep | |
| Timmyling | No. | |
| Timmyling | Maybe you should just lift my dibs from that. | |
| MSTAnon | Damn. | |
| MSTAnon | Hey, Dark Side rules! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars"4,1 | ||
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| Timmyling | I'll probably never do it anyways. | |
| CallipyG | Anon, I agree fully | |
| DarkonZero | I listen to this song too much. | |
| Timmyling | I don't even own TM. | |
| * DarkonZero stops the song. | ||
| MSTAnon | Hmm. Damn. | |
| ShinyBob | WHAT?! | |
| * MSTAnon got The Movie on DVD for Christmas. | ||
| ShinyBob | HOW COULD YOU NOT OWN IT?! | |
| CallipyG | but i'd never heard it before, and it was really freaking me out | |
| CallipyG | and then those alarms went off at the beginning of track 3, whatever its called | |
| Timmyling | My video store has it. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"The Aircrash Bureau"4,1 | ||
| MSTAnon | Time. | |
| Timmyling | Has. | |
| Timmyling | Come. | |
| Timmyling | Today. | |
| MSTAnon | That's a really good song. | |
| ShinyBob | Time. | |
| CallipyG | and i was like "holy shit!" and i put something less.... pink floyd-y in | |
| MSTAnon | Yeah. | |
| MSTAnon | Hey! | |
| MSTAnon | You cheated yourself outta one of the very best Floyd songs, | |
| MSTAnon | man. | |
| CallipyG | Anon, Floyd is one of my favorite bands. i've listened to Dark Side more times than you can count | |
| MSTAnon | Ah, okay. Good. | |
| CallipyG | i'm talking about the very first time i ever heard it | |
| CallipyG | 'twas a long, long time ago | |
| MSTAnon | I was gonna say... If you've never heard "Time", you can't die yet. | |
| MSTAnon | In a galaxy far, far away? | |
| ShinyBob | Oh, shut up.. | |
| ShinyBob | I mean... HAPPY THOUGHT! | |
| ShinyBob | GLAMIS! | |
| MSTAnon | Hehe. | |
| ShinyBob | WHOO! | |
| CallipyG | What's the correct response to that? | |
| CallipyG | If i answer seriously, I sound liike i have a stick up my ass. But if I answer humorously, I sound stupid. | |
| DarkonZero | So....it's that bad either way? | |
| CallipyG | uh, i'm just asking which option i should take | |
| DarkonZero | The stupid approach. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll follow it up with something even more stupid....to draw attention away from what you said. | |
| ShinyBob | Did AC/DC do that "Big Balls" song? | |
| CallipyG | yes | |
| MSTAnon | AC/DC sucks. | |
| ShinyBob | I thought so. | |
| ShinyBob | Hey, shut up! | |
| CallipyG | they don't suck | |
| ShinyBob | You don't know classic rock from a.... Uh... A big ol' rock or something. | |
| MSTAnon | AC/DC sucks bigtime. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Metal"4,1 | ||
| * MSTAnon is listening to "The Memory Remains" on S&M. | ||
| ShinyBob | "He's got big balls and she's got big balls, but we've got the biggest balls of them all!" | |
| CallipyG | you know what the 3 biggest hard rock albums of the 70's were? (according to some people) | |
| MSTAnon | Pleh. =P | |
| * DarkonZero wonders if he's frightened by the liquid engineers. | ||
| DarkonZero | I probably am. | |
| DarkonZero | What were they, CG? | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Engineers"4,1 | ||
| CallipyG | Led Zeppelin IV, Deep Purple's Machine Head, and... that's right... AC/DC's Highway to Hell | |
| DarkonZero | Hey did I tell ya that at my job...they had me on some sorta "insanity watch".....it was weird. | |
| DarkonZero | All the supervisors thought I would goes nuts and kill someone. | |
| MSTAnon | Uh, Dark Side? | |
| ShinyBob | Seriously or was it a joke? | |
| CallipyG | Dark Side's not a hard rock album, Anon | |
| DarkonZero | No......they were watching me.... | |
| MSTAnon | Ah. | |
| MSTAnon | Still, it's the best-selling rock album of all time. | |
| MSTAnon | It was on the Billboard Top 200 Chart for over 700 weeks. | |
| CallipyG | well, it was revolutionary | |
| MSTAnon | The only reason it doesn't have platinum designation is because it was released *before* platinum even existed! | |
| CallipyG | and it was really good, too. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"I'm An Agent"4,1 | ||
| MSTAnon | Hell yeah. | |
| * ShinyBob backs. | ||
| MSTAnon | I mean, nothing can beat "Brain Damage". | |
| ShinyBob | Are we talking about Floyd or AC/DC? | |
| MSTAnon | Floyd rules. AC/DC sucks. | |
| ShinyBob | They both rule. You suck. | |
| CallipyG | except a brain transplant, maybe. ha ha ha. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey...look! | |
| CallipyG | what are your opinions on zeppelin and deep purple, Anon? | |
| ShinyBob | What? | |
| ShinyBob | Oh... I see. | |
| ShinyBob | Nevermind. | |
| *** Disconnected | ||
| *** Attempting to rejoin... | ||
| *** Rejoined channel #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'This topic goes out to all the Melting Men out there. Goodnight, MMs.' | ||
| *** Set by Timmyling on Wed Dec 29 23:31:22 | ||
| MSTAnon | Doesn't ring a bell. | |
| Timmyling | I like Dr. Didj. | |
| MSTAnon | Umm... | |
| CallipyG | you've never heard Woman from Tokyo? | |
| ShinyBob | Oh, Callip, remember when I sent you Dr. Sbaitso? | |
| * MSTAnon listens to "Hero of the Day" again. =) | ||
| CallipyG | my friend was(is) obsessed with Dr. Sbaitso, and it doesn't work without SoundBlaster. | |
| ShinyBob | Right. And it also doesn't work if you don't load the driver included or if you don't have Monologue, for Windows, installed. | |
| ShinyBob | I, however, have almost all those things and it works dandily. | |
| CallipyG | i got Monologue to work | |
| ShinyBob | Did you get the good doctor to speak? | |
| CallipyG | it was a 30-day trial thingy though | |
| CallipyG | no, it was a long time ago that i did the Monologue thing | |
| CallipyG | we've gotten Sbaitso to say just about everything he's programmed to say | |
| CallipyG | why? | |
| MSTAnon | =| | |
| ShinyBob | Because you seem disappointed that you couldn't get him to speak, but I figured out how to and figured you'd like to know. | |
| *** CallipyG sets mode: +o DarkonZero | ||
| ShinyBob | seemed. | |
| DarkonZero | Thankee! | |
| CallipyG | you figured out how to without a SoundBlaster? | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Observer"4,1 | ||
| ShinyBob | S'long as it's a SB-compatible. | |
| CallipyG | uh, it should be | |
| ShinyBob | Most are. | |
| CallipyG | but it always came up with an error that i didnt have an SB | |
| ShinyBob | Probably because you didn't load sbtalk first. | |
| ShinyBob | Did I send you the complete package or just the exe? | |
| CallipyG | the complete package | |
| ShinyBob | Okay, then. Start up DOS, find the Sbaitso directory, type "sbtalk" or "sbtalker" (whichever works), and then run "sbaitso2". | |
| ShinyBob | That's how I got the good doctor to speak. | |
| CallipyG | wow! | |
| CallipyG | that worked | |
| ShinyBob | I am an genius. | |
| CallipyG | now, why doesnt it work from a windows box? | |
| ShinyBob | Because you can't load the drivers from a Windows box. | |
| * DarkonZero remembers when he was screwing around with a speech thing programmed in Basic on a Amiga 500.....all he did was make it same profanities. | ||
| ShinyBob | Windows treats the drivers as a seperate application and doesn't load it into memory. | |
| DarkonZero | same....I meant say. | |
| ShinyBob | Well... Obviously, it DOES... But y'know what I mean. | |
| Timmyling | Uh...If I may be so bold...what's Dr. Sbaitso? | |
| ShinyBob | Callip, if you want to send me some money or give me a directory under deep13.org, that's fine. | |
| CallipyG | how about money? | |
| ShinyBob | "Sound Blaster Acting Intelligent Text to Speech Operator." | |
| ShinyBob | Fine by me. | |
| Timmyling | Ah. | |
| ShinyBob | It's before your time... | |
| ShinyBob | Way back... | |
| ShinyBob | In early... | |
| ShinyBob | 1992. | |
| ShinyBob | Callip, money? | |
| * MSTAnon yawns. | ||
| ShinyBob | I have a PO Box and all, feel free to send it. | |
| ShinyBob | Sure, now you're all quiet. | |
| CallipyG | right | |
| ShinyBob | Well? | |
| CallipyG | i'm playing with Sbaitso | |
| ShinyBob | Money? | |
| ShinyBob | It takes money to keep me this shiny, you know. | |
| ShinyBob | Oh, forget it. | |
| CallipyG | you have a job, do you not? | |
| ShinyBob | Er... No, I quit. | |
| ShinyBob | I need money. | |
| CallipyG | where'd you work and why'd you quit? | |
| ShinyBob | For drug- I mean... For candy. | |
| ShinyBob | WHY?! | |
| CallipyG | yes, that's what i asked | |
| CallipyG | whats the command to "minimize" a full-screen DOS session? | |
| ShinyBob | Alt-enter. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Breakout"4,1 | ||
| ShinyBob | HEY! YOU CAN USE MONOLOGUE WITH MIRC! | |
| ShinyBob | WHOO! | |
| DarkonZero | You didn't know? | |
| ShinyBob | Obviously not. | |
| CallipyG | >i want sex | |
| CallipyG | WHAT KIND OF PRICE ARE YOU WILLING TO PAY FOR SEX | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| ShinyBob | Depends, Callip. | |
| CallipyG | uh, i thought it was funny. | |
| ShinyBob | If it's from you, I'd pay $50 NOT to have sex. | |
| * MSTAnon wouldn't pay more than the cost of a rubber. ;) | ||
| * DarkonZero opts not to answer. | ||
| CallipyG | uh... it was from the sbaitso session... | |
| DarkonZero | Oh really.... | |
| ShinyBob | Sure it was. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Aurora"4,1 | ||
| CallipyG | sbaitso...uh... says that | |
| CallipyG | you know? | |
| * ShinyBob ponders how to get the /speak command to speak everything. | ||
| ShinyBob | No, I don't... Because I don't ask him for sex. | |
| ShinyBob | But I'll pretend I do if you tell me how to do that /speak thing. | |
| CallipyG | like i could type this: | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.....it says in the help file that all you do is type: /speak <text> | |
| CallipyG | >i want peace on earth, good will toward men | |
| CallipyG | WHAT KIND OF PRICE ARE YOU WILLING TO PAY FOR PEACE ON EARTH, GOOD WILL TOWARD M | |
| CallipyG | EN | |
| ShinyBob | No, no, no. To speak everything said. | |
| ShinyBob | Like what you just said. | |
| ShinyBob | Without me typing it. | |
| CallipyG | ShinyBob: | |
| ShinyBob | Hi. | |
| CallipyG | on 1:text:*:#:{ /speak $1- } | |
| ShinyBob | Thank you, kind sir! | |
| CallipyG | i only asked it for sex cause i wanted it to ask me how old i was! man, you people are perverted | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| DarkonZero | We're perverted? | |
| DarkonZero | You asked a computer for sex. | |
| ShinyBob | Test. | |
| ShinyBob | Damn. | |
| CallipyG | no, no i didn't | |
| CallipyG | i said "i want sex" | |
| CallipyG | meaning, i want sex. | |
| ShinyBob | Test. | |
| * ShinyBob will BRB. | ||
| *** ShinyBob has quit IRC ("Yeah. If I drank less coffee, I probably would be more emotionally stable" --TMCM) | ||
| DarkonZero | And you say we're perverted? | |
| CallipyG | whether or not i actually want sex is a different story | |
| DarkonZero | As in the rest of us.... | |
| *** ShinyBob has joined #deep13 | ||
| CallipyG | wanting sex is not perverted, DZ | |
| DarkonZero | Well..... | |
| DarkonZero | True....but in some states it is. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o ShinyBob | ||
| ShinyBob | Damn. | |
| CallipyG | it's a physical characteristic of human beings... | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Generator"4,1 | ||
| ShinyBob | Test. | |
| ShinyBob | SPEAK, DAMN YOU! | |
| ShinyBob | Someone else say something. | |
| CallipyG | we have been | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| ShinyBob | Grumble. | |
| CallipyG | with new mirc's there's something with on *:text:*:#: etc. | |
| ShinyBob | I got it now. | |
| ShinyBob | HE IS SPEAKING! | |
| ShinyBob | MWUHAHAHAHA! | |
| DarkonZero | Moron. | |
| CallipyG | i've never understood the difference between on * and on 1 | |
| ShinyBob | Bite me, speak-man! | |
| ShinyBob | Wow. This is really scary. | |
| DarkonZero | HAHAHAHAHA! | |
| ShinyBob | I had no idea you sounded like that Callip. | |
| CallipyG | Bob, could you send me Monologue? | |
| * MSTAnon farts. | ||
| ShinyBob | Maybe. Let me see what I'd have to zip up. | |
| ShinyBob | It's on TEXT, not on STUPID MORON. | |
| CallipyG | ok, now THAT was perverted. | |
| ShinyBob | What, the "zip up" comment or the fart? | |
| CallipyG | the former | |
| CallipyG | the zip up comment | |
| ShinyBob | Fine, no monologue for you. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Gimme Stitches"4,1 | ||
| * MSTAnon cuts one. | ||
| CallipyG | damn it! | |
| ShinyBob | Okay, give this a shot. | |
| CallipyG | it locked up my "audio hardware" | |
| ShinyBob | I don't know whether it'll work or not. | |
| ShinyBob | You may need to add some junk to windows.ini or whatever. | |
| ShinyBob | Woo-hoo. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Headwires"4,1 | ||
| ShinyBob | So... | |
| ShinyBob | Who's going to Glamis for New Year's? | |
| ShinyBob | No one? | |
| ShinyBob | Oh, wait! ME! | |
| ShinyBob | I AM! | |
| ShinyBob | Speak! | |
| * MSTAnon speaks. | ||
| MSTAnon | Huzzah! | |
| DarkonZero | MOO! | |
| ShinyBob | Knockitoff! | |
| Timmyling | So. | |
| DarkonZero | WOO! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Learn To Fly"4,1 | ||
| MSTAnon | How 'bout Pink Floyd's "Learning to Fly"? Good stuff. | |
| DarkonZero | Naw...I rather like this one. | |
| ShinyBob | That's because you're afflicted with the dumbness. | |
| DarkonZero | And? | |
| ShinyBob | And you're dumb. | |
| DarkonZero | So.... | |
| MSTAnon | Floyd rules. But I'm listening to Metallica right now. | |
| Timmyling | Yup. | |
| CallipyG | you like metallica but not AC/DC? | |
| DarkonZero | Did I say they suck....no. | |
| ShinyBob | No, Anon did. | |
| CallipyG | No, Anon did. | |
| ShinyBob | JINX! | |
| ShinyBob | 12345678910! | |
| DarkonZero | No....I meant when Anon said Floyd rules. | |
| ShinyBob | AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| CallipyG | oh | |
| * ShinyBob socks Callip. | ||
| ShinyBob | NO TALKING! | |
| MSTAnon | Metallica rules. AC/DC sucks. | |
| *** ShinyBob changes topic to 'ROCK ON WITH A SOCK ON!' | ||
| *** CallipyG has left IRC | ||
| *** CallipyG is now known as Bystander | ||
| Bystander | Callipy G. | |
| *** CallipyG is on IRC | ||
| *** Bystander is now known as CallipyG | ||
| CallipyG | oh, thank god, i can talk now. | |
| * CallipyG whews | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Headwires"4,1 | ||
| ShinyBob | Monologue: "Metal-lie-ka" | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| ShinyBob | Bastard. | |
| DarkonZero | Wrong song. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Next Year"4,1 | ||
| ShinyBob | Monologue: "Dee-oh." | |
| ShinyBob | GLASMISMISSASMAIS! | |
| ShinyBob | Let me try again... | |
| ShinyBob | GLAMIS! | |
| CallipyG | um, if someone says they live in "hk", where do they live? | |
| ShinyBob | Hong Kong, probably. | |
| CallipyG | hong kong | |
| CallipyG | aha | |
| ShinyBob | What? | |
| ShinyBob | Trying to JINX me, eh? You cannot JINX the JINXer. | |
| CallipyG | i'm unJINXed now | |
| CallipyG | so... | |
| CallipyG | Trying to JINX me, eh? You cannot JINX the JINXer. | |
| CallipyG | JINX! | |
| ShinyBob | I know, but you tried to JINX me... AND FAILED! | |
| ShinyBob | 12345678910! | |
| ShinyBob | HA! | |
| CallipyG | DOUBLE JINX! | |
| CallipyG | TRIPLE JINX! | |
| ShinyBob | What? | |
| ShinyBob | YOU'RE MAKING THIS STUFF UP! | |
| CallipyG | QUADRUPLE JINX! | |
| ShinyBob | NO! I REFUSE TO PLAY! | |
| CallipyG | eh well... thats how i always played | |
| ShinyBob | Well, you've always been wrong. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"I Die, You Die (Information Society Mix)"4,1 | ||
| * ShinyBob decides to nuke some pizza. | ||
| DarkonZero | WOOO! | |
| DarkonZero | I GOT MY MONEY! | |
| MSTAnon | I GOT MY MONEY! | |
| MSTAnon | JINX! | |
| MSTAnon | 12345678910! | |
| DarkonZero | DORK! | |
| MSTAnon | LOL! | |
| DarkonZero | $400 or something. | |
| MSTAnon | Wow. | |
| * MSTAnon wishes he had $400. | ||
| DarkonZero | Actually....I got $600 in the bank.......first time too. | |
| *** Timmyling changes topic to 'HOP ON WITH SOME BLOCKS ON!' | ||
| Timmyling | Yay. | |
| DarkonZero | WOO! | |
| DarkonZero | Now...it gonna drop down to $400 cause I'm gonna spend some. | |
| * MSTAnon has already booked his plane ticket to E3. =) | ||
| DarkonZero | CES is in town here. | |
| DarkonZero | Or is coming. | |
| MSTAnon | Ooh, CES. Wow. =P | |
| DarkonZero | Though it's not open to the public. | |
| MSTAnon | I could get in. | |
| * MSTAnon gets a press pass through Nintendojo. =D | ||
| MSTAnon | That's how I get into E3 in May! | |
| * DarkonZero can see Anon screw up his plans already..... | ||
| DarkonZero | <Anon> No really......my dad is the president of Nintendo. | |
| MSTAnon | My plan is fool-proof! | |
| MSTAnon | Hehe. | |
| * ShinyBob backs with pizza. | ||
| * MSTAnon is not related to Hiroshi Yamauchi. | ||
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| ShinyBob | DZ, did you know that "My Hero" is bout Kurt Cobain? | |
| ShinyBob | I didn't. | |
| ShinyBob | +' or +a | |
| DarkonZero | Is it? | |
| ShinyBob | Yes. | |
| DarkonZero | I thought it was about the average person. | |
| MSTAnon | Minoru Arakawa is Hiroshi Yamauchi's son-in-law, ya know. | |
| ShinyBob | Nope, Mr. Missing Head himself, Kurt Cobain. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"My Hero"4,1 | ||
| ShinyBob | Yes, Anon, I knew that... I think we all did. | |
| MSTAnon | Damn right. | |
| ShinyBob | Isn't that right, guys? | |
| * MSTAnon listens to the deafening silence in the room while listening to "Sad But True" by Metallica. | ||
| CallipyG | i sure did | |
| MSTAnon | Ah. | |
| ShinyBob | http://www.kelani.com/hate.html | |
| ShinyBob | Good stuff. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes....with "hate" in it...it's all good. | |
| MSTAnon | =| | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Nine Inch Nails': "Pilgrimage" | ||
| DarkonZero | Complete instrumental....... | |
| DarkonZero | Well...."instrumental" | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Nine Inch Nails'14,16,0:6,04,1"Starfuckers, Inc."4,1 | ||
| * MSTAnon is listening to "One" by Metallica. | ||
| DarkonZero | The song I'm listening to is about Marilyn Manson....... | |
| MSTAnon | Heh. | |
| MSTAnon | Marilyn Manson sucks. | |
| MSTAnon | Literally. | |
| DarkonZero | True.... | |
| MSTAnon | Just give me Rammstein anyday. | |
| DarkonZero | DU HAST! | |
| DarkonZero | DU HAST MICH! | |
| MSTAnon | Genauch! | |
| MSTAnon | Ich habe das Juni mit Rammstein gesprocht. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1The Chemical Brothers'14,16,0:6,04,1"Let Forever Be"4,1 | ||
| MSTAnon | Ich habe ein Hintertur Pass gebekommt und dann Rammstein gesehen. =) | |
| ShinyBob | Uh-huh. | |
| MSTAnon | Verstehest du? | |
| ShinyBob | THAT'S IT! | |
| *** ShinyBob sets mode: -o MSTAnon | ||
| ShinyBob | That'll learn you to speak Esperanto in THIS channel! | |
| * DarkonZero remember teaching a coworker how to cuss in German at work....and his coworker ended up saying "shithead" to a German kid.....repeatedly. | ||
| ShinyBob | Oh? | |
| ShinyBob | That's entertaining, do continue the story. | |
| DarkonZero | That's basically it. | |
| DarkonZero | I do remember one night when a Japanese guy and his wife came to the arcade.....the guy was drunk off his ass......he picked up a basketball from one game...dribbled it around and kept saying in broken English, "Michael Jackson". | |
| ShinyBob | AHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Orgy's14,16,0:6,04,1"Stitches"4,1 | ||
| *** MSTAnon has left IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon has quit IRC (Be sure to join MSTies Anonymous at... http://www.msties.com/) | ||
| DarkonZero | I forgot you deopped Anon.....I was wondering why he was quiet. | |
| * ShinyBob shrugs. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey....it looks like Ling is asleep......put his hand in warm water? | |
| ShinyBob | Are you asking or commanding? | |
| DarkonZero | Asking. | |
| ShinyBob | I don't care. | |
| DarkonZero | A command from me would end with a "!" | |
| DarkonZero | DO IT! | |
| ShinyBob | No. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....fine. | |
| ShinyBob | Way to command, wuss-boy. | |
| DarkonZero | How's the CB? | |
| Timmyling | I'm awake. | |
| ShinyBob | Same as usual. | |
| ShinyBob | Full of hicks. | |
| DarkonZero | I remember when my dad got onto a Spanish speaking channel on our CB.....and he said to the guy, "I can't make it to the border, man." | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"The Angel Wars"4,1 | ||
| ShinyBob | So, DZ, wadderya' doing for New Year's? | |
| Timmyling | I remember when my family called up Pizza Hut and asked for a pizza, and they couldn't find our house. So we called Domino's and mentioned that we ditched Pizza Hut and they gave us a free six-pack of soda. | |
| ShinyBob | Wow. Neat story, 'ling. | |
| Timmyling | Yeah. | |
| Timmyling | Sarcasm? | |
| CallipyG | haha | |
| CallipyG | no sarcasm here | |
| DarkonZero | What am I doing for New Year's? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| ShinyBob | Sort of. It would be neat, but it doesn't really compare to DZ's druken Japanese guy. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm working on New Years | |
| ShinyBob | AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| DarkonZero | During the day. | |
| Timmyling | But it's not really designed as a funny story. It's more of a "hey, cool, I wished that happened to me" story. | |
| ShinyBob | Oh. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm gonna probably hang out on the strip. | |
| ShinyBob | Why would I want that to happen to me when I could easily buy a six-pack of soda? | |
| Timmyling | wished? | |
| Timmyling | wish. | |
| CallipyG | all right | |
| *** CallipyG sets mode: -m | ||
| *** CallipyG sets mode: -o Timmyling | ||
| *** CallipyG sets mode: -o DarkonZero | ||
| Timmyling | Hey! | |
| *** CallipyG sets mode: -o ShinyBob | ||
| ShinyBob | Hey! | |
| *** CallipyG sets mode: -o CallipyG | ||
| DarkonZero | I feel better. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o CallipyG | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o ShinyBob | ||
| CallipyG | there we go | |
| ShinyBob | Wait... No! | |
| *** Mars sets mode: -o ShinyBob | ||
| Timmyling | Booo. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: -o CallipyG | ||
| ShinyBob | There. | |
| Timmyling | Now we look vulnerable. | |
| DarkonZero | And idiot-like. | |
| CallipyG | who the hell is Freeman@*.home.com 400 0 | |
| *** Retrieving #Deep13 info... | ||
| ShinyBob | Ah, but hidden behind our docile mask are two ops waiting to pounce. | |
| ShinyBob | Sent. | |
| CallipyG | exactly | |
| CallipyG | i was gonna say the same thing, bob, only a different way... | |
| ShinyBob | Except that the channel's +s/ | |
| ShinyBob | Except that the channel's +s. | |
| ShinyBob | Fine. How would YOU say it? | |
| CallipyG | i dont remember nor care | |
| ShinyBob | TELL ME! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Filter's14,16,0:6,04,1"Welcome To The Fold"4,1 | ||
| * ShinyBob looks at a clock. | ||
| ShinyBob | Two hours. | |
| CallipyG | alright, i'm taking Freeman off. any gripes? and what the hells' manos doing here1 | |
| ShinyBob | Then I can sleep. | |
| *** Retrieving #Deep13 info... | ||
| Timmyling | Manos? | |
| Timmyling | Here? | |
| Timmyling | Where? | |
| ShinyBob | On the op list, I think he means. | |
| Timmyling | Ah. | |
| CallipyG | More from the Sbaitso files: | |
| CallipyG | >_manos@*.netwood.net | |
| CallipyG | SHUT UP AND GO FLY A KITE | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| * DarkonZero goes to check ATTMTN | ||
| * ShinyBob realizes he's still wearing his Khakis. | ||
| ShinyBob | Ah, screw it. I don't have to work until Monday. | |
| DarkonZero | Gap Khakis? | |
| ShinyBob | I hope not. | |
| ShinyBob | I think I bought them at Target... | |
| ShinyBob | Which is only slightly better. | |
| ShinyBob | I really hope something happens for Y2K. | |
| ShinyBob | An explosion, a terrorist bombing, anything! | |
| DarkonZero | I wonder if my supervisors are gonna keep an eye on me again...... | |
| DarkonZero | They don't like it when I'm crazy. | |
| ShinyBob | <VoiceInDZsHead> Kill them all. | |
| DarkonZero | Actually....I did hear that once. | |
| ShinyBob | <VoiceInDZsHead> Kill... See the blood... Red... Kill! | |
| DarkonZero | The day I sorta walked off. | |
| ShinyBob | Sorta? | |
| ShinyBob | You either did or didn't. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....I clocked in....went nuts....and clocked out. | |
| DarkonZero | After 45 mnis. | |
| DarkonZero | mins. even....of work. | |
| ShinyBob | Any reason, you psycho? | |
| DarkonZero | The rude folks... | |
| DarkonZero | The idiot people. | |
| ShinyBob | Co-workers or stupid people? | |
| Timmyling | <VoicesOfTheTrees> Empty...until cleansing...kill to cleanse...check out. | |
| DarkonZero | You know....tourists. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Filter's14,16,0:6,04,1"The Best Things"4,1 | ||
| ShinyBob | I don't know tourists. | |
| DarkonZero | Cause you are one. | |
| ShinyBob | Like hell I am! | |
| ShinyBob | I'm a SoCal native and damn proud of it! | |
| DarkonZero | Tourist. | |
| ShinyBob | Psycho. | |
| DarkonZero | I know I am. | |
| DarkonZero | Everyone now knows I am at work. | |
| ShinyBob | What are you doing at work? Shouldn't you be home? | |
| DarkonZero | I am at home. | |
| DarkonZero | And I'm glad. | |
| ShinyBob | Well, Callip, install Monologue? | |
| * DarkonZero feels the need to kill Ling for some reason. | ||
| Timmyling | You cannot kill me. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DarkonZero | ||
| -Mars- You are opped by ShinyBob. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| Timmyling | Hey. | |
| Timmyling | Now you can. | |
| * Timmyling runs. | ||
| DarkonZero | Um.... | |
| DarkonZero | I have no reason. | |
| Timmyling | But you said you have "some reason." | |
| *** DarkonZero sets mode: -o DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | I didn't know my reason. | |
| DarkonZero | Or do I? | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| Timmyling | But how can you not know something that doesn't exist? | |
| DarkonZero | THE VOICES! | |
| DarkonZero | IT'S ALL LING'S FAULT! | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| Timmyling | <VoicesOfTheTrees> Man...I'm confused. Look, Phil, I'm getting a vodka sandwich. You want one? | |
| * DarkonZero has some sorta seizure. | ||
| ShinyBob | Mmmmm... Vodka sandwich. | |
| ShinyBob | I got to figure out how to make one. | |
| DarkonZero | Soak the bread in the Vodka. | |
| ShinyBob | That wouldn't work... | |
| ShinyBob | You could soak the meat in the vodka, though. | |
| ShinyBob | Overnight, that is. | |
| DarkonZero | That'll wprk. | |
| DarkonZero | Work even... | |
| DarkonZero | Work? | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DarkonZero | KILL! | |
| ShinyBob | WHA-PERK! | |
| * DarkonZero burps. | ||
| CallipyG | no Bob...i gotta run | |
| DarkonZero | My mom made this cake that can make your urine pink. | |
| ShinyBob | About damn time. | |
| ShinyBob | Good for oher. | |
| ShinyBob | Good for her. | |
| DarkonZero | Piss in a cup and give it to some kid saying it's pink lemonade. | |
| CallipyG | Yeah? Well my mom can make a cake that can make your urine BLUE!! | |
| ShinyBob | Why do that when you could just dye your urine pink... That way you won't have to eat your mom's crappy cake. | |
| DarkonZero | I hate to be graphic....but the cake can make your poop red. | |
| ShinyBob | I hate for you to be graphic, too. | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm all pixelated. | |
| Timmyling | What did she do, pump 60 gallons of red dye into a cake? | |
| DarkonZero | About 4 bottles.... | |
| DarkonZero | It's a "Red Velvet" cake. | |
| Timmyling | Gawd. | |
| DarkonZero | It need to look blood red. | |
| DarkonZero | Speaking of blood....I feel the need to play Quake 3. | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe later. | |
| DarkonZero | Today Quake 3....tomorrow, Half-Life...... | |
| * DarkonZero sees a subtle sarcastis remark in the name of the game "Half-Life". | ||
| DarkonZero | sarcastic even. | |
| DarkonZero | You know....blah blah blah..... | |
| Timmyling | Hey, I get it. | |
| CallipyG | i don't | |
| Timmyling | You'll spend half your life trying to beat it. | |
| Timmyling | Eheheh...heh....heh... | |
| * ShinyBob looks up. | ||
| DarkonZero | Or.....you only have half a life playing computer games and such. | |
| Timmyling | Oh. | |
| ShinyBob | That's not technically sarcastic, but I'll let it slide since, in 6 hours, I'll be heading to Glamis. | |
| DarkonZero | Gloomis? | |
| CallipyG | thus the "subtle" modifier comes into play | |
| ShinyBob | Gla(as in glass)-miss(as in missus). | |
| CallipyG | i dont get it | |
| ShinyBob | Still, it's not sarcasm... Subtle or otherwise. | |
| ShinyBob | But, as I said, I'm letting it slide. | |
| Timmyling | Hey, I found a funny quote. | |
| CallipyG | and that's why, in exactly 28 seconds, i will be quitting IRC | |
| DarkonZero | Or....Glam (80's hair bands) and -is (a simile). | |
| ShinyBob | Why so exact? | |
| CallipyG | cause i wanted to be | |
| CallipyG | bye all | |
| ShinyBob | Freak. | |
| DarkonZero | Bye CG. | |
| *** CallipyG has left IRC | ||
| *** CallipyG has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| * ShinyBob ponders waiting for Loc and asking what the hell was that whole "Bob shouldn't have ops" thing was about. | ||
| * DarkonZero burps. | ||
| ShinyBob | Anyone cares to wait with me? | |
| DarkonZero | I will... | |
| ShinyBob | Until 3am(PST) anyway, then I sleep for six hours. | |
| DarkonZero | I slept most of the day yesterday. | |
| ShinyBob | Well... Less than six hours, actually. | |
| DarkonZero | I think Loc meant that you shouldn't have ops...cause you mess with him with the topics and such. | |
| ShinyBob | I don't, though. | |
| ShinyBob | I haven't even talked to him in weeks. | |
| Timmyling | You just mess with the general public. | |
| Timmyling | And that's not a crime. | |
| ShinyBob | Damn right. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....it's the topics. | |
| Timmyling | Maybe Loc thinks they're slyly directed towards him. | |
| DarkonZero | The topics that involve him that you leave, I think. | |
| ShinyBob | I changed two on seperate nights around 3am and that's EXACTLY what Loc does. | |
| DarkonZero | I know...... | |
| DarkonZero | He might be taking it personally. | |
| ShinyBob | In that case, what a freak. | |
| ShinyBob | I'm tired of being tactful. | |
| DarkonZero | Let him have his.....uh...."jokes" be on the topic. | |
| ShinyBob | I have enough of my own problems to worry about some Brit's problems. | |
| DarkonZero | Which you keep getting rid of....and I know why. | |
| ShinyBob | Pardon? GODDAMNIT! THE TOPICS I CHANGED WERE AIDAN'S AND DK'S! | |
| DarkonZero | Cause his jokes are rather....uh....how shall I say.....bad. | |
| ShinyBob | For the last time, I haven't seen him (or his topic) for weeks. | |
| Timmyling | Sometimes they're really good, but they're generally bad. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm....then I don't know what his prob with you is. | |
| ShinyBob | Using that logic, one can infer that I couldn't have changed his topics. | |
| ShinyBob | Neither do I. | |
| Timmyling | I'm drawing a blank. | |
| DarkonZero | That's why I try to avoid him. | |
| ShinyBob | Then again, I don't know what his deal was when he kept email saying how I was "stealing Susan" from him. | |
| Timmyling | Jeez...my ISP keeps sending me ads from a month ago. | |
| ShinyBob | +ing | |
| ShinyBob | Your ISP sends you ads? | |
| Timmyling | Yeah. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh...Bob...Loc is jealous of ya...... | |
| DarkonZero | Seriously. | |
| ShinyBob | No, he's paranoid. | |
| Timmyling | They're like the little subscription cards in magazines. They ask you to sign up for a service you already have. | |
| DarkonZero | That too. | |
| Timmyling | No, he's depressed. | |
| DarkonZero | And that. | |
| ShinyBob | There's a difference between jealousy and paranoia. | |
| ShinyBob | True. | |
| ShinyBob | But, then again, none of us know the guy in person. | |
| DarkonZero | Except De. | |
| ShinyBob | Who doesn't count because she isn't part of this conversation. | |
| DarkonZero | True. | |
| DarkonZero | Were these e-mails recent? | |
| ShinyBob | Which? | |
| Timmyling | All of them. | |
| * ShinyBob looks at 'ling. | ||
| ShinyBob | Boy, DZ, you've sure shrunk. | |
| DarkonZero | The ones saying you were "stealing Susan"? | |
| ShinyBob | No, those were.. | |
| * ShinyBob thinks. | ||
| Timmyling | I'm doing my own investigating, thank you. | |
| ShinyBob | I was getting those around the time I "lost" my monitor. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
| DarkonZero | Loc is a strange one. | |
| ShinyBob | Say... Anywhere from Jul. to Oct. | |
| DarkonZero | I thought I had it bad. | |
| ShinyBob | And I just got the one saying I shouldn't have ops and how I rub my ops in people's faces just today. | |
| DarkonZero | Luckily I found another girl. | |
| ShinyBob | Speaking of which, did I mention what my idiot friend did around 8pm(pst)? | |
| Timmyling | No. Do tell. | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| ShinyBob | He called up a local radio station that covers nearly all of SoCal and started bitching about how his girlfriend left him. | |
| DarkonZero | HAHAHA! | |
| ShinyBob | It was REALLY pathetic. | |
| ShinyBob | I tried calling him up, but I'd lost his number. | |
| DarkonZero | Was it funny though? | |
| ShinyBob | For me, yeah? | |
| ShinyBob | The conversation went something like this... | |
| * ShinyBob recalls memories. | ||
| * DarkonZero sees smoke. | ||
| ShinyBob | (producer) "There's some guy on line one with a problem." (radio guy) "What's your problem, man?" (friend, sounding all depressed who also happens to have a high pitched voice)"My girlfriend left me." "Dude, how old are you?" "16." "Man, this stuff happens all the time and you can't be a pussy about it everytime. You have to get up and stop being a pussy." "Yeah, but she gave good [bleep]." | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| ShinyBob | "Man, with your voice, you're lucky to be getting any [bleep]. Well, I have to let you go, man." "Wait-"[dialtone] | |
| DarkonZero | That is rather funny. | |
| ShinyBob | I thought so. | |
| DarkonZero | As do I. | |
| ShinyBob | I called up all my friends (gasp!) and they thought it was hilarious. | |
| DarkonZero | The "Wait-[dialtone]" is the catcher..... | |
| ShinyBob | I'm gong to email the station asking for a copy of that. | |
| ShinyBob | Right now. | |
| DarkonZero | Cool. | |
| DarkonZero | Post it on your sire. | |
| DarkonZero | site even. | |
| ShinyBob | I liked "sire". | |
| ShinyBob | I am royalty, y'know. | |
| ShinyBob | knight | |
| ShinyBob | My mistake. | |
| [ShinyBob SOUND] | ||
| ShinyBob | There it is. | |
| Timmyling | There what is? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm reading the tales of me and Bob......in other words "The PEZ Incident". | |
| Timmyling | Ahhh, the days of sweet objectionable easily P.O.'d scifi fans. | |
| DarkonZero | Those were the days..... | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | I still got the time we raided #timetrax. | |
| DarkonZero | the log....I mean. | |
| Timmyling | Me too. | |
| DarkonZero | The was another fun day. | |
| DarkonZero | I miss raiding......though it is contrived. | |
| Timmyling | Remember when we raided HomeLame and they accused us cybersex freaks? | |
| Timmyling | Heheheh...those kids. | |
| DarkonZero | Ling.....I have a log so disturbing, you'll never be the same ever......it's a log of a conversation between me and Ironf. this took place a few weeks ago. | |
| Timmyling | Gimme. | |
| Timmyling | Uh..please. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok..... | |
| ShinyBob | Well, I emailed 'em. | |
| DarkonZero | There ya go. | |
| Timmyling | Loc? | |
| ShinyBob | Now I just gotta check it before I leave tomorrow. | |
| DarkonZero | Ling...not Loc....the radio station. | |
| ShinyBob | What he said. | |
| Timmyling | ARGH! Ironf is Marylin Manson! | |
| * Timmyling keels over dead. | ||
| * ShinyBob listens to that "Fight for Your Right to Party" song by the Beastie Boys. | ||
| ShinyBob | DZ, were they always this good in the 80s? | |
| DarkonZero | I think so. | |
| Timmyling | My gawd, DZ. This would violate the 8th Amendment in a split second if shown to a convict. | |
| DarkonZero | I warned ya. | |
| Timmyling | * DarkonZero speaks to his lawyer.... | |
| Timmyling | * DarkonZero has no comment. | |
| Timmyling | Heheh... | |
| DarkonZero | I also got a log of a "conversation" between me and EvilJen too. | |
| Timmyling | Keep it. | |
| Timmyling | This is plenty to ensure I stay awake for the next 3 years. | |
| DarkonZero | The Eviljen one took place the same day......a few minutes after the Ironf one....cause Ironf urged her to mess with me. | |
| Timmyling | <DarkonZero> I bet your a 14 year old. DZ, how could you? You know better than to replace "you're" with "your." | |
| DarkonZero | I wasn't paying attention at the time. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey....her's one when I messed with thayer. | |
| DarkonZero | <Crypto> if you don't care...why are you still talking to me? | |
| DarkonZero | <Crypto> Hypocrite. | |
| DarkonZero | <Crypto> You and the rest. | |
| DarkonZero | <thayer> becasue it amuses me | |
| DarkonZero | <Crypto> A shiny button could grab your attention and keep you enthralled. | |
| DarkonZero | <Crypto> Which it happen often...right? | |
| DarkonZero | <thayer> yes. i like looking at shiny things | |
| Timmyling | Ooh. Gimme that log. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| * Timmyling goes afk for a sec. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| Timmyling | Damn. | |
| Timmyling | I meant to say... | |
| Timmyling | afk | |
| Timmyling | k? | |
| DarkonZero | You id. | |
| DarkonZero | did even. | |
| Timmyling | <Crypto> Then you are well of and becoming a Ironf. | |
| Timmyling | DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | Well..... | |
| Timmyling | What's the matter with you?! | |
| DarkonZero | That's when I didn't care anymore. | |
| * Timmyling listens to "Flashlight" by P/ Funk. | ||
| DarkonZero | It seems you'll have many a nightmare Ling. | |
| Timmyling | Yes indeed. | |
| Timmyling | Hopefully my good friend George Clinton will flush most of them out. | |
| DarkonZero | Hopefully. | |
| * ShinyBob will BRB. | ||
| *** ShinyBob has quit IRC ("Yeah. If I drank less coffee, I probably would be more emotionally stable" --TMCM) | ||
| *** ShinyBob has joined #deep13 | ||
| ShinyBob | Well, I found the DJ who was on during the time my friend called in... | |
| ShinyBob | That is, I found out who he was. | |
| DarkonZero | And? | |
| ShinyBob | And now I just need to call him up tomorrow and tape it. | |
| ShinyBob | You all should hear it by next week. | |
| DarkonZero | Neat! | |
| ShinyBob | It may not be so funny because you don't know him, but I do and I find it hilarious. | |
| ShinyBob | I should, hopefully, get a copy around 7pm tomorrow. | |
| Timmyling | Tape what? | |
| Timmyling | Of your friend making a fool of himself? | |
| ShinyBob | Yep. | |
| ShinyBob | Good friend I am, eh? | |
| ShinyBob | Laughing at my friend misfortune. | |
| ShinyBob | +'s | |
| DarkonZero | And then sending it out to everyone you know on the net. | |
| ShinyBob | And playing to all my other friends and strangers I meet. | |
| * DarkonZero still ponders doing the PEZ thing out in public...... | ||
| DarkonZero | It did work. | |
| ShinyBob | So I heard. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh yeah.... | |
| DarkonZero | And I still might wanna do the Ultra Dork thing. | |
| Timmyling | But people aren't as stupid in real life as on the Internet. | |
| DarkonZero | Ling...you'll be surprised. | |
| Timmyling | Ultra...Dork? | |
| Timmyling | That's "you'd." | |
| DarkonZero | Ling.... | |
| ShinyBob | 'ling, I've found that people are stupider in real life than they are on the net. | |
| DarkonZero | Am I in English class? | |
| ShinyBob | YES! NOW SPIT OUT THAT GUM! | |
| Timmyling | No, but I can't stand keybonics. | |
| Timmyling | Or whatever you want to call it. | |
| DarkonZero | Little mistakes. | |
| Timmyling | Now. What's this Ultra Dork thing? | |
| DarkonZero | Ling...I'm surprised. | |
| * ShinyBob gets CDs for the trip. | ||
| ShinyBob | AFK, BN. | |
| Timmyling | Just tell me what it is. | |
| ShinyBob | ...but near. | |
| DarkonZero | My alter ego of Ultra Dork may go public. | |
| DarkonZero | If I had a vid cam....I'd film it. | |
| Timmyling | But what is he? | |
| DarkonZero | Hold on. | |
| * DarkonZero feels a certain (but stupid) power surge through him... | ||
| DarkonZero | I AM...! | |
| * DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRA DORK15,16,0!6,0 | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork | ||
| UltraDork | WOOTA! | |
| Timmyling | Oh, right. | |
| UltraDork | I AM ULLLLLLLLLLLLLTRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRK! | |
| Timmyling | And you tell people that you're superior to them. | |
| UltraDork | Uh....no. | |
| Timmyling | No? | |
| UltraDork | basically annoy, | |
| Timmyling | Maybe that was Manos' character. | |
| UltraDork | I woulda went with "Tom Green", but that was already taken. | |
| Timmyling | Gimme an example. | |
| UltraDork | I'd basically do sorta Freakazoid "flying around" bits...... | |
| Timmyling | Heh.. | |
| UltraDork | Do very unneccesary things. | |
| UltraDork | Damned spelling. | |
| UltraDork | I AM NO LONGER...! | |
| * UltraDork loses his dumb power and returns back to his old moronic, sorta secret alter-ego, DarkonZero. | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** UltraDork is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be like a radio morning show intern out on the street. | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | I had a coworker friend that acted like a retard out in the middle of the street........ | |
| DarkonZero | He sat in the middle of the road rocking back and forth. | |
| Timmyling | Heheh. | |
| DarkonZero | Then he tried to get money from people for exchange of pennies. | |
| Timmyling | I'd love to do something like that. | |
| * DarkonZero sees Prom is on ICQ, but wonders why he has never returned to #Deep13. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ling....just do it. | |
| DarkonZero | Be spontaneous about it. | |
| Timmyling | Too many people know me. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....try a mall or something. | |
| DarkonZero | And have your friends in on it. | |
| Timmyling | No...that place is filled with Abington preps. | |
| Timmyling | Damn Abington. | |
| DarkonZero | That sounds like a great target. | |
| Timmyling | I would like to go around in t-shirts, a bathing suit, and Sandals this time of year, though. | |
| Timmyling | And get my friends to do it. | |
| DarkonZero | It's been done. | |
| Timmyling | Damn. | |
| Timmyling | Then....uh... | |
| Timmyling | I came to school in a bathrobe once. Maybe that could be continued. | |
| * ShinyBob returns. | ||
| ShinyBob | It was "pajama day", wasn't it? | |
| Timmyling | No. | |
| ShinyBob | Bathrobe day | |
| ShinyBob | Bathrobe day? | |
| Timmyling | But next week we had Flannel Pants day. | |
| Timmyling | At my objection. | |
| DarkonZero | Um.... | |
| ShinyBob | ARRRGH! CONTRADICTING TENSES! | |
| ShinyBob | NEXT WEEK! FUTURE TENSE! HAD! PAST TENSE! | |
| ShinyBob | HEAD! HURTING! | |
| ShinyBob | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| ShinyBob | ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*pop* | |
| Timmyling | Lemme rephrase that. | |
| ShinyBob | Please do. | |
| Timmyling | But the following week we had Flannel Pants day. | |
| Timmyling | At my objection. | |
| ShinyBob | Ah. | |
| Timmyling | Better? | |
| ShinyBob | Thank you kindly. | |
| ShinyBob | Very much so. | |
| Timmyling | No problem. | |
| ShinyBob | Stupid Loc. | |
| ShinyBob | Why ain't he here? | |
| ShinyBob | Whooo! I'm not tired at all and I have to get up at 9! | |
| ShinyBob | Lucky me! | |
| ShinyBob | Oh well. | |
| ShinyBob | I've gone with no sleep before and I'm not doing anything major. I'll be fine. | |
| ShinyBob | No, don't worry about me. I'm quite alright. | |
| ShinyBob | I'M ALRIGHT, I SAID! STOP MOTHERING ME! | |
| ShinyBob | I wonder if I could patent one-way conversations. | |
| ShinyBob | No, probably not. | |
| ShinyBob | Damn. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| ShinyBob | Again. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | Happy? | |
| ShinyBob | Ecstatic. | |
| DarkonZero | Good... | |
| ShinyBob | Y'know what I'm going as next Halloween? | |
| ShinyBob | No? | |
| ShinyBob | Gorbachev. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| DarkonZero | Interesting. | |
| ShinyBob | Good idea, no? | |
| Timmyling | Good idea. | |
| ShinyBob | I thought so. | |
| ShinyBob | I'll have to gain some weight... | |
| ShinyBob | And lose some hair. | |
| ShinyBob | And shrink. | |
| ShinyBob | But I think I can pull it off. | |
| * Timmyling ponders...2 other friends of mine...Russian Revolutionaries. | ||
| ShinyBob | You're just trying to fit in, 'ling. You have no friends. | |
| Timmyling | Yeah... | |
| Timmyling | Sorry. | |
| ShinyBob | Damn right. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be your friend, Ling. | |
| Timmyling | Shut up. | |
| ShinyBob | NO, YOU WILL NOT! | |
| Timmyling | You suck, DZ. | |
| ShinyBob | Here! Here! | |
| DarkonZero | I do? | |
| ShinyBob | You heard him. | |
| DarkonZero | Since when? | |
| Timmyling | I dunno. | |
| DarkonZero | I am not a Hoover! | |
| Timmyling | Since you got your face stuck in that vacuum cleaner. | |
| DarkonZero | And when did that happen? | |
| Timmyling | And silence maintains a death grip on the room. | |
| Timmyling | Oops. | |
| Timmyling | Back in '67...the troops were surrounded...we dove for the beach....only half of us made it...JOHNNY! NO! | |
| DarkonZero | Damn that vacuum cleaner. | |
| ShinyBob | Well, guess I'm going to try to sleep now. | |
| Timmyling | Alright... | |
| ShinyBob | If you see Loc, ask him what's his deal for me. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.......happy nightmares, Bob. | |
| Timmyling | Okay. | |
| ShinyBob | Nightmare? Wha- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| *** ShinyBob has quit IRC ("Yeah. If I drank less coffee, I probably would be more emotionally stable" --TMCM) | ||
| DarkonZero | Well..... | |
| Timmyling | I guess I should be turning in too. | |
| Timmyling | Since I practically pulled an all-nighter. | |
| DarkonZero | Good night....er...morning. | |
| *** Timmyling has left IRC | ||
| *** Timmyling has quit IRC (Read error to Timmyling[cc552257-a.wlgrv1.pa.home.com]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Thu Dec 30 03:18:24 1999 | ||
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