Session Start: Sat Dec 25 18:57:26 1999 | ||
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DarkonZero | Hello there! | |
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* DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap... | ||
DarkonZero | Please do not disturb me. If you have to mess with someone...choose someone else, not me. | |
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DarkonZero | Time for a bit of solitude... | |
* DarkonZero gets out his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and steps into it. | ||
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DZInCube | It's time to return to socializing... | |
* DZInCube steps out of his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and puts it away. | ||
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* DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap... | ||
DarkonZero | Please do not disturb me. If you have to mess with someone...choose someone else, not me. | |
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* DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap... | ||
DarkonZero | Please do not disturb me. If you have to mess with someone...choose someone else, not me. | |
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* DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap... | ||
DarkonZero | Please do not disturb me. If you have to mess with someone...choose someone else, not me. | |
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*** Mars sets mode: +o DeReindeer | ||
DeReindeer | Hmph. | |
* DeReindeer kicks the sleeping Darkon. | ||
DeReindeer | Look! I have Tom Servo's head! | |
* DeReindeer prances around with her Servo gumball machine. | ||
DZisAsleep | *SNORE* | |
DeReindeer | Grrrr... | |
* DeReindeer puts her new TMBG CD in the stereo and turns it up to full volume. | ||
DZisAsleep | *SNORE*.....no....I took out the garbage yesterday....*SNORE* | |
* DeReindeer hits DZ with her Servo head. | ||
DZisAsleep | OW! | |
* DZisAsleep is done taking a nap... | ||
DZisAsleep | Hello there! | |
*** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
*** DZisAsleep is now known as DarkonZero | ||
DeReindeer | Hi there. | |
DarkonZero | Oh...it's just you. | |
* DeReindeer glowers. | ||
DarkonZero | If I seem a bit bitter now....it's because I had to work. | |
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DeReindeer | I see. | |
DarkonZero | We were swamped today.... | |
DarkonZero | And I.....I punched a wall. | |
DeReindeer | You do that a lot, don't you? | |
DeReindeer | I got a parrot calendar and YOU didn't. | |
DarkonZero | But...it's good to hear you have Servo's head.....whadiya do.......decapitate him while he wasn't lookin'? | |
DarkonZero | You shall be know as....DeCapitator. | |
* DeReindeer snickers evilly. | ||
DeReindeer | Yeah, I pulled his head off and now it's shouting at me. | |
* DarkonZero wonders why people want to bring him down.......like the one who is rubbin' her Christmas cheer in his face. | ||
DeReindeer | Ummmmm.... | |
* DarkonZero has to mourn tomorrow. | ||
* DeReindeer whistles innocently and sneaks off into the corner. | ||
* DarkonZero kicks De before she goes. | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmm....I'm bored. | |
* DeReindeer kicks DZ back. | ||
DeReindeer | KNOCKIT OFF! | |
* DarkonZero tackles De. | ||
DeReindeer | HEY! | |
* DeReindeer kicks DZ and runs for it. | ||
DarkonZero | *PHEW*....my "friends" are fine..... | |
* DarkonZero tackles De again.... | ||
DeReindeer | HEY! | |
* DarkonZero hugs De.....and runs off. | ||
DarkonZero | WOOHOO! | |
* DeReindeer runs after DZ with a mace. | ||
DarkonZero | Uh-oh.... | |
* DarkonZero stops running..... | ||
* DeReindeer uses mace. | ||
* DarkonZero accepts his fate. | ||
DarkonZero | OW! | |
DeReindeer | Ahhhh, but it's no fun if you accept it! | |
* DeReindeer wanders off again, miffed. | ||
* DarkonZero runs after De........and....uh......pinches her. | ||
* DarkonZero just realized that wasn't a good idea. | ||
* DeReindeer grabs DZ by the hair and drags him into the bathroom and gives him a swirly.* | ||
DarkonZero | NO! | |
DarkonZero | *BLURP* | |
DeReindeer | MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! | |
* DarkonZero gets out his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
DarkonZero | DZ BONK! | |
* DarkonZero hits DeReindeer with his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
DarkonZero | HA! | |
* DeReindeer is now in pancake form. | ||
* DeReindeer revives herself with the aid of a bicycle pump. | ||
* DeReindeer smashes DZ with a safe. | ||
* DarkonZero wonders if he should sell the idea of a weird holographic guy and a cartoony dinogirl to WB. | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
DarkonZero | What would they call it..... | |
DeReindeer | I'll sue! | |
DarkonZero | PURE CRAP! | |
DeReindeer | I'll sew, too, but that's beside the point. | |
DarkonZero | Ew..... | |
DarkonZero | Er...something. | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Metal"4,1 | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmm..... | |
DarkonZero | I'm gonna say something offensive. | |
* DarkonZero ponders sexually harassing De. | ||
DarkonZero | Wait...done that. | |
DarkonZero | I'm done..... | |
* DeReindeer ponders rendering Darkon into a find paste and selling him to a pet food company. | ||
DarkonZero | Good night everybody. | |
DeReindeer | You MIGHT be edible to sea monkeys, but I'm wondering. | |
DarkonZero | Everyone is. | |
DarkonZero | FISH FOOD IS MADE OF PEOPLE......PEEEEEEOOOOOOOPLEEEEEEE! | |
DeReindeer | That's beside the point. We're talking about you, not people. | |
* DeReindeer grins evilly. | ||
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DeReindeer | CAL CAL CAL! | |
Cal-Crowe | MERRY CHRISTMAS! | |
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DarkonZero | Go ahead.....little miss poopie-pants! | |
* DeReindeer jumps in a circle and falls on her ass. | ||
* Cal-Crowe walks in with his camcorder | ||
Cal-Crowe | How's everyone? | |
* DarkonZero punches Cal! | ||
DarkonZero | YOU'RE NOT TAKING MY SOUL! | |
DeReindeer | AAAAAAAAAAH! GET THE CAMERA OFF ME! | |
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Cal-Crowe | I got a camcorder | |
* Cal-Crowe turns off the camera | ||
DeReindeer | Don't film me don't film me! | |
DarkonZero | All I got was gift certificates....but it suit me fine....since my family doesn't make much. | |
Cal-Crowe | heh | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars"4,1 | ||
Cal-Crowe | I got the camcorder from my parents and I got some books on film from my uncle | |
DarkonZero | Books on film? | |
Cal-Crowe | Videohound 2000 and The Film Encyclopedia | |
Cal-Crowe | Books about film' | |
DarkonZero | You gotta set up the projector to read 'em eh? | |
DarkonZero | Books about film would be more appropriate. | |
Cal-Crowe | Both books have about 1000 pages | |
DarkonZero | The Story of Kodak. | |
Cal-Crowe | Videohound has listings for movies and ratings | |
DarkonZero | And Space mutiny is number one in that book! | |
Cal-Crowe | It gave Final Justice a Woof! (Woof! is like a 0 or a turkey) | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"I'm An Agent"4,1 | ||
Cal-Crowe | It has a lot of listings of MST'ed movies | |
Cal-Crowe | Daddy-O got a 1 | |
Cal-Crowe | out of 4 | |
Cal-Crowe | They gave MST-The Movie 2 and a half out of 4 | |
DarkonZero | KILL THEM! | |
DeReindeer | kill...kill...kill... | |
Cal-Crowe | Monster a go go got a woof! | |
DarkonZero | MST! MST! MST! | |
DarkonZero | What about Firestorm...with Howie Long? | |
Cal-Crowe | I put white out on the 2 and a half part and put 4 | |
Cal-Crowe | 1 and a hald | |
Cal-Crowe | 1 and a half | |
DarkonZero | Thought so. | |
DarkonZero | What about johnny Mneumonic? | |
DarkonZero | DAMN SHIFT KEY! | |
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DarkonZero | SPY! | |
DarkonZero | D'OH! | |
DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
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Cal-Crowe | Squirm got 2 | |
DarkonZero | SPY! | |
superspy | DZ!! | |
DarkonZero | WOOO! | |
DeReindeer | spy spy spy spyspyspyspy! | |
superspy | I haven't restored my irc audio directory yet, de. | |
superspy | neener neener | |
* DarkonZero curses Sci-fi for not having MST3K on this morning. | ||
superspy | isn't there a small marathon next week? | |
Cal-Crowe | yeah | |
Cal-Crowe | Monday | |
DarkonZero | I got up at 5:30 this moring to set the VCR. | |
DeReindeer | Yeah. How mean they are, to give us our christmas present late and withhold our daily rations today? | |
Cal-Crowe | I'm watching every minute of it | |
superspy | so quit yer whining | |
DeReindeer | er, weekly rations. | |
DarkonZero | SPY! | |
* Sound request: can't find 'spyspyspy.wav' | ||
[DeReindeer SOUND] | ||
* Cal-Crowe hands everyone a Christmas present | ||
DarkonZero | I WORK DURING THE MARATHON! | |
DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
Cal-Crowe | It's a MST-shirt | |
DeReindeer | ! | |
DeReindeer | oooh...does mine have Crow on it? | |
Cal-Crowe | Yeah | |
superspy | neat | |
Cal-Crowe | It's the logo/SOL/Bots shirt | |
DeReindeer | neeeeet | |
* superspy opens his shirt and promptly puts it on | ||
DarkonZero | Thanks Cal.....for giving me the one with the word "Poopie!" on it. | |
* DarkonZero looks at the box.... | ||
Cal-Crowe | oops...that's for Mars | |
DarkonZero | Oh...this one was meant for BOb. | |
DarkonZero | Oh....it's for Mars.... | |
DeReindeer | Bob's says "I'm Evil", doesn't it? | |
* superspy reads his shirt | ||
superspy | "what do you, the audience think?" | |
superspy | cooooool | |
DarkonZero | Oh....wait! | |
DarkonZero | I got this computer.....uh.....sorta for Christmas......though I gotta pay for it. | |
DarkonZero | dammit.... | |
Cal-Crowe | Any MSTed movies you want me to look up in my movie book? | |
DarkonZero | Warroir of the Lost World. | |
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DarkonZero | Warrior even. | |
Cal-Crowe | Woof! | |
DeReindeer | Invasion of the Neptune Men | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' : "Next Year". | ||
Cal-Crowe | Can't find 819 in it | |
DarkonZero | Eegah | |
Cal-Crowe | Invasion USA got a 1 and a half | |
Cal-Crowe | EEGAH! | |
Cal-Crowe | Woof! | |
DarkonZero | GYMKATA! | |
Cal-Crowe | "Reputed to being one of the worst films of all time." | |
DarkonZero | No...Titanic hold that position. | |
Cal-Crowe | Manos is in there! | |
DarkonZero | holdS | |
superspy | I thought Batman and Robin held that lofty position, dz | |
Cal-Crowe | They even mention MST in the review | |
DarkonZero | Ok....both. | |
Cal-Crowe | "Noted as the most reqested movie featured on MST3K" | |
DarkonZero | Cal....check on 12 Monkeys....please! | |
DeReindeer | Cataline Caper? | |
DeReindeer | -e +a | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' : "Headwires". | ||
* DarkonZero remembers not to forget to watch "Ego Trip" next Friday. | ||
Cal-Crowe | Space Mutiny: 1 | |
Cal-Crowe | 12 Monkeys: 3 | |
DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
DarkonZero | That was a great movie. | |
superspy | Space Mutiny, oh sweet lord why didn't I tape that | |
DarkonZero | I did. | |
superspy | "look alive peop--oh, sorry" :D | |
DarkonZero | Damned Canadian movie. | |
superspy | I watch that episode in anticipation of that one line | |
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DarkonZero | BOB! | |
DeReindeer | Hello, Bobbo. | |
superspy | bob! | |
BobIshmael | Yes, yes. Hello. | |
Cal-Crowe | 204 isn't in Videohound | |
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DarkonZero | Or...should it be "SCHLEP!" | |
Cal-Crowe | Gilliam's movies are excellent | |
Cal-Crowe | Any other MST'ed movies I should look up? 1003 perhaps? | |
DarkonZero | I recently took on the persona of Brad Pitt's character from 12 Monkeys. | |
superspy | that scares me, DZ | |
DeReindeer | do 1004. | |
DarkonZero | Well.....if you have to deal with vicious people.....you would to. | |
Cal-Crowe | 1003 isn't in there | |
Cal-Crowe | Future Wax! | |
DarkonZero | IT'S FROM THE FUTURE! | |
Cal-Crowe | 1004 isn't in there | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' : "Breakout". | ||
BobIshmael | There we go. | |
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BobIshmael | Hey everyone! Happy pagan holiday! | |
superspy | hmmmm? | |
DarkonZero | YAY PAGA....HEY! | |
DarkonZero | No....YAY! | |
* DeReindeer puts up a "Happy Winter Solstice" banner. | ||
Cal-Crowe | Girl's Town got a 1 | |
BobIshmael | I got a severe beating for Christmas, how about everyone else? | |
DarkonZero | Wild Wild World of Batwoman? | |
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Cal-Crowe | Girl in gold boots got a 1 | |
Cal-Crowe | I got a camcorder | |
DeReindeer | Well, I guess we all got what we deserved then. | |
DarkonZero | Good one De.... | |
Cal-Crowe | Werewolf got 1 | |
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DarkonZero | Bob got his beating.....I got gift certificates.....Cal got a camcorder....spy got something.....De got an aneurysm. | |
* superspy looks at his camcorder | ||
Cal-Crowe | "This doesn't help the tourist industry in Arizona" | |
superspy | I haven't used that thing since, well..... | |
Cal-Crowe | It's a sony | |
superspy | april or so | |
DeReindeer | Hey! I did not get an anuerysm! I got a perfectly good case of botulism, thank you! | |
Cal-Crowe | Wild World of Batwoman got 2 | |
DarkonZero | Well.....excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me......miss poopie-pants! | |
DarkonZero | Who not wear pants. | |
* Cal-Crowe is apauled at the sight of ..Batwoman only being half a star way from MST | ||
* DeReindeer sticks her tongue out at DZ and burns Cal's book. | ||
superspy | well, here's the |-|4x0r pR0gr4/\/\ of the minute, folks | |
Cal-Crowe | HEY! | |
superspy | http://www.lighttek.com/ | |
* Cal-Crowe gets another book | ||
* DarkonZero grabs De's tongue and walks away. | ||
* superspy steals cal's camcorder | ||
* DeReindeer cuts DZ's hand off. | ||
superspy | cool! this hi8, cal? | |
Cal-Crowe | yeah | |
Cal-Crowe | I already shot some video | |
* DarkonZero gets his hand back and superglues it back on.... | ||
superspy | of? | |
Cal-Crowe | I know how to make the "Vertigo" effect | |
* BobIshmael looks at spy's URL. | ||
BobIshmael | The hell? | |
BobIshmael | Me too. | |
superspy | cal: easy enough | |
* BobIshmael grabs the camcorder and spins it around. | ||
Cal-Crowe | I made some footage of my boxer dog and some at my Aunt's house | |
BobIshmael | There. Instant vertigo... | |
* BobIshmael falls over. | ||
BobIshmael | Damn. | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"When The Machines Rock"4,1 | ||
Cal-Crowe | I did the Vertigo effect while driving | |
BobIshmael | That's got to be illegal. | |
superspy | very | |
* DeReindeer looks at spy's URL and goes "oooooooh" | ||
* BobIshmael is still looking at spy's URL and is going "What the hell?" | ||
DarkonZero | Spy....which is it? Zippy or Zappy? you can only choose one. | |
* Cal-Crowe highlights the MST'ed movies in his book | ||
superspy | it's both, dammit | |
Cal-Crowe | yes! Dinosaurus! got a woof | |
DarkonZero | Why wouldn't it? | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"We Are So Fragile"4,1 | ||
* superspy .....s | ||
DeReindeer | heheheh...you can make windows look like a mac.... | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm...Talisman.......looks a hell of alot better than LiteStep. | |
* BobIshmael barely makes it under the system req. and decides not to download it. | ||
* superspy closed the window about 10 minutes ago, to be quite honest with you | ||
superspy | uh..... | |
superspy | hello? | |
DeReindeer | Hi! | |
* superspy kills the cricket | ||
superspy | wow. it worked! | |
* DeReindeer shows everyone her Tom Servo head. | ||
Cal-Crowe | oooh! | |
superspy | you find that in bed with you this morning a la the godfather, de? ;) | |
Cal-Crowe | hehehe | |
DeReindeer | Yep. HomeGame is mad with me, I guess. | |
Cal-Crowe | heh | |
DarkonZero | Like that wasn't typical. | |
Cal-Crowe | They made an offer you couldn't refuse | |
superspy | hehe | |
DeReindeer | yep. | |
* superspy should go into homegame to...um....wish them good tidings for the new year | ||
DarkonZero | Uh....spy...watch out for Ironf......uh....he's a bit "frisky". | |
superspy | I know, DZ | |
DarkonZero | Well.....he was the last time I messed with them. | |
superspy | that's why I gave him your phone number when he asked | |
superspy | ;) | |
* DeReindeer shudders. | ||
DarkonZero | I bet he waas thrilled. | |
* Cal-Crowe dresses Mars up like a Christmas tree | ||
DarkonZero | AGH! | |
DarkonZero | WHAT DID I SAY!?! | |
* DarkonZero gets out a singing Christmas tree. | ||
DarkonZero | SING DAMMIT! | |
superspy | <christmas tree> bite me. | |
* DarkonZero gets out a chainsaw.... | ||
DarkonZero | SING! | |
DeReindeer | AAAAAH! REALJUKEBOX AND EXPLODER ARE DOING WEIRD THINGS WITH BLACK ICONS! | |
superspy | <christmas tree> <singing>biiiiiiiiiiiite MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! | |
DeReindeer | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! TREE OF SATAN!!! | |
* DeReindeer runs. | ||
* DarkonZero starts the chainsaw and uses it on the supposedly singing Christmas tree. | ||
DarkonZero | Now....you'll be singing. | |
DarkonZero | HAHAHA1 | |
DarkonZero | 1 to ! | |
superspy | WAIT | |
* superspy examines the tree | ||
superspy | hey | |
* superspy glares at Bob | ||
superspy | who replaced our christas tree with Crow stuck in a planter? | |
superspy | hmmmmm? | |
* BobIshmael returns. | ||
DarkonZero | What him play dumb. | |
BobIshmael | Don't look at me! I've been trying to be nice to the little bastard today! | |
DarkonZero | Watch even. | |
BobIshmael | Last night I even gave him Tang! | |
DarkonZero | Tang....or "Tink"? | |
BobIshmael | Tang. | |
* DeReindeer looks at the 'tree'. | ||
DeReindeer | CROW! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY AROUND THE SINGING CHRISTMAS TREE! I TOLD YOU IT WOULD POSSESS YOUR SOUL! | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Nine Inch Nails'14,16,0:6,04,1"Starfookers, Inc."4,1 | ||
DarkonZero | I had a great Christmas....to start off....I fell down the stairs when heading out to work. | |
DarkonZero | Then I cut my finger on a nail. | |
DarkonZero | The I punched a wall.... | |
DeReindeer | With the other hand, I hope. | |
DarkonZero | Then even. | |
superspy | why'd you punch a wall? | |
DarkonZero | Nope...same hand. | |
* BobIshmael is glad that DZ fell down the stairs. | ||
BobIshmael | It does my sadistic little heart good. | |
DarkonZero | I was pissed at all the poeple who decided to spend their holiday at my workplace. | |
BobIshmael | Awwww, poor DZ. | |
* DarkonZero slugs Bob in the gut. | ||
BobIshmael | His life is sooooo horrible. | |
BobIshmael | There, there, old man. Life will get better. | |
BobIshmael | Actually, it won't. It can only get worse for you. | |
DarkonZero | I'd feel better if i could really slug Bob. | |
* Cal-Crowe looks up at the words | ||
BobIshmael | AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
DarkonZero | Wouldn't you all feel the same? | |
BobIshmael | I'm sure you would, but you can't. | |
BobIshmael | You're just angry because you don't know how to walk down stairs. | |
Cal-Crowe | FIGHT! | |
DarkonZero | Well.....I'm Bob's friend....and he likes that I'm his friend. | |
DeReindeer | In the worst way. | |
BobIshmael | NO! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! | |
DarkonZero | No you don't. | |
BobIshmael | Cam thinks I like him, too. What's with that? | |
DarkonZero | I dunno. | |
BobIshmael | Anyhow, pal, want me to sign you up for some stair walking classes? | |
DarkonZero | Naw.... | |
[Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
BobIshmael | They teach you down AND up! | |
DarkonZero | You could use 'em. | |
DeReindeer | Awwww, Bob loves everybody and wants to give them a big hug. He just expresses it as crude hatred. | |
BobIshmael | I do not. Go to hell. | |
DarkonZero | He's hiding his love. | |
DeReindeer | He's needs to release his inner hippie. | |
DeReindeer | -'s | |
DarkonZero | He already has... | |
DarkonZero | That smell. | |
* DeReindeer glares at Grammar Boy. | ||
* DeReindeer snickers. | ||
DarkonZero | He hasn't bathed for days. | |
BobIshmael | Maybe so, but _I_ can walk down stairs. | |
superspy | oh? | |
DarkonZero | He's a actual stinkin' Capitalist. | |
* superspy shoves bob down a flight of stairs | ||
DeReindeer | YAY! | |
* BobIshmael almost falls, but regains his balance and walks down. | ||
* Cal-Crowe watches Bob break his neck | ||
* Cal-Crowe sees a little kid laugh | ||
DarkonZero | HAW HAW! | |
* DeReindeer wonders why TMBG have two completely different songs called "She Was a Hotel Detective". | ||
DarkonZero | Oop. | |
superspy | de: why not? | |
DeReindeer | Ummm...good point. | |
* Cal-Crowe throws the little kid out through the window | ||
* DeReindeer throws Cal in the pool. | ||
DeReindeer | That window was meant for Bob! | |
DarkonZero | Let us all hate bob this Christmas. | |
* superspy reminds de of the trampoline he installed at the bottom of the pool | ||
DarkonZero | Or kill him with kindness. | |
DarkonZero | But I'm going for the fore. | |
DeReindeer | oh. | |
Cal-Crowe | ow! | |
* DeReindeer watches Cal leap out of the water like a dolphin. | ||
DeReindeer | sheesh. | |
Cal-Crowe | eeh ehh ehh | |
* BobIshmael returns and laughs at DZ's pathetic education and stair walking abilities. | ||
* Cal-Crowe spits out water | ||
DarkonZero | Please pass the milk please! | |
DeReindeer | They call him Calper, Calper, dumber than a lightning bug... | |
* Cal-Crowe spits water on De | ||
DeReindeer | Hey! | |
Cal-Crowe | ehh ehh ehh | |
* DeReindeer throws an orca at Cal. | ||
DarkonZero | He's a Canadian dolphin. | |
superspy | hehe | |
DeReindeer | Seems so | |
Cal-Crowe | ahhhh! | |
* Cal-Crowe turns the orca into skin cream | ||
DeReindeer | geez. | |
* DeReindeer throws a whale shark at Cal. | ||
Cal-Crowe | AHHHHHH! | |
* superspy throws a cruise liner at cal | ||
* Cal-Crowe puts De in his place and gets his camcorder | ||
DeReindeer | Hey! | |
Cal-Crowe | I'll re-enact Jaws | |
* DeReindeer eats the whale shark and sinks the cruise liner with Leo Dicrappio on it. | ||
Cal-Crowe | DE! | |
* DeReindeer belches. | ||
[Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
superspy | "puts De in *his* place," cal? | |
DeReindeer | Whale sharks don't even have teeth, anyway. | |
Cal-Crowe | oh well | |
* DarkonZero gets out his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
DarkonZero | DZ BONK! | |
* DarkonZero hits Cal's camcorder with his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
Cal-Crowe | HEY!!! | |
* superspy steals DZ's box | ||
* Cal-Crowe shoves a harpoon through DZ's head | ||
* DeReindeer ties a pink bow around Cal's neck and runs. | ||
Cal-Crowe | THAR' SHE BLOWS! | |
Cal-Crowe | hey! | |
* Cal-Crowe rips off the bow and incinerates i | ||
* Cal-Crowe rips off the bow and incinerates it | ||
DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
* DarkonZero feels a certain (but stupid) power surge through him... | ||
DarkonZero | I AM...! | |
* DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRA DORK15,16,0!6,0 | ||
*** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
*** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork | ||
UltraDork | WOOTA! | |
* Cal-Crowe pumps his rifle | ||
* Cal-Crowe aims his rifle | ||
BobIshmael | Does UD fall down stairs like a moron, also? | |
* BobIshmael laughs. | ||
* Cal-Crowe pushes UltraDork down the stairs | ||
UltraDork | MERRY CHRIST- OH MIGHTY! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?!? | |
DeReindeer | hmmm. | |
Cal-Crowe | WOOTA! | |
UltraDork | WOOTA! | |
*** Cal-Crowe has left IRC | ||
*** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
*** Cal-Crowe is now known as DarkonZero | ||
DarkonZero | haha | |
*** Cal-Crowe is on IRC | ||
*** UltraDork is now known as Cal-Crowe | ||
*** DarKrow is on IRC | ||
DarkonZero | (_)_) | |
*** DarKrow has joined #Deep13 | ||
DarKrow | 4,1A black bird enters the room | |
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow | ||
DarkonZero | DK! | |
Cal-Crowe | Hi....I'm Cal....I got me this nifty Camcorder. | |
DeReindeer | Hey hey it's DK! | |
Cal-Crowe | DK! | |
DarKrow | Hey! | |
DarKrow | I got Quake III | |
Cal-Crowe | WOO! | |
DarKrow | 64 more MB of RAM | |
superspy | hi DK | |
Cal-Crowe | I'll play ya! | |
DarkonZero | I'm DZ, the lesbian hermaphrodite | |
DarKrow | Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here | |
* superspy tried q3 for about 10 minutes and got bored | ||
DarKrow | Tattoo You | |
DarKrow | HellBilly Deluxe | |
DarkonZero | I LIKE POEK BUTTZ! | |
DarKrow | and Half-Life Opposing Force | |
Cal-Crowe | ..... | |
DarKrow | and.... | |
DarKrow | BRYCE 4 | |
DeReindeer | Oooh, I got Half-Life. | |
DeReindeer | Now I get to become a gamer person...or something. | |
DarKrow | BRYCE 4! | |
* DarkonZero rolls around in the mud | ||
* BobIshmael should've gotten a snowboarding video, but his brother's a moron and got him a sweater instead... | ||
BobIshmael | From Old Navy, no less! Dumb bastard. | |
Cal-Crowe | HAHAHAH! | |
DarKrow | LOL! | |
Cal-Crowe | Everyone.....point and laugh at Bob. | |
DarkonZero | The lights may be out, but Old Navy is IN! | |
* DarKrow stares at the Bryce 4 Box | ||
BobIshmael | Maybe he's going to give me a surprise gift tomorrow. | |
DarKrow | Ha! Ha! Bob! | |
* DarKrow points and laughs | ||
DarKrow | Performance Fleece! | |
DarkonZero | I'm stupid | |
DarkonZero | I'm SO STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPID! | |
BobIshmael | Well, DK, DZ fell down stairs today. | |
* superspy got gabriel knight 3, space quest collection, and a much needed second psx controller | ||
BobIshmael | Now THAT'S funny! | |
Cal-Crowe | Wasn't me. | |
DarkonZero | I LLIKE FUDGE | |
* superspy sings the performance fleece medley | ||
*** MeltingMan has joined #Deep13 | ||
Cal-Crowe | MM! | |
DarKrow | MELTY! | |
BobIshmael | Chucko. | |
DeReindeer | MELTOID! | |
MeltingMan | Spanky. | |
superspy | hi melty | |
* DarKrow shows off Bryce 4 | ||
BobIshmael | Chucko? | |
MeltingMan | Merry Christmas, folks! | |
DarkonZero | Melting! | |
* DeReindeer shows off her Servo head, Deinonychus skull, and Iron Giant DVD. | ||
DarkonZero | ok | |
*** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
*** DarkonZero is now known as BlowJoe | ||
* BobIshmael shows off his... nothing... and uh... | ||
*** Cal-Crowe has left IRC | ||
*** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
*** Cal-Crowe is now known as DarkonZero | ||
*** Cal-Crowe is on IRC | ||
*** BlowJoe is now known as Cal-Crowe | ||
BobIshmael | I have a Servo head, but I bought it more than two years ago. | |
DeReindeer | show your beating scars, Bob. | |
BobIshmael | Oh, yes. | |
* superspy shows off the japanese transformer he got from a friend | ||
* BobIshmael shows off a huge laceration on his back. | ||
BobIshmael | This is from my cousin. | |
* MeltingMan decides to scan something he got.... | ||
superspy | but that was unrelated to holiday festivities | |
BobIshmael | And this... | |
MeltingMan | brb | |
DarKrow | Hey! Go to Game Center! Scrotor | |
* Cal-Crowe shows off his books and camcorder | ||
DarKrow | Hey! Go to Game Center! Scrotor's on the main page! | |
* BobIshmael shows off a hideous scar on his face. | ||
BobIshmael | Is from my mother. | |
Cal-Crowe | Uncle Scrotor? | |
BobIshmael | Vanilla Ice. | |
DarKrow | yes! | |
DarKrow | From TIE | |
superspy | vanilla ice is your mother, bob? | |
Cal-Crowe | oh yeah....Bob's "mother" | |
Cal-Crowe | Do you keep ...does "Mother" stay in the cellar? | |
DarKrow | No, Mother, I will not wear the sailor suit! | |
DarKrow | NO MOTHER! | |
Cal-Crowe | "No, Mother, I will bot spray rancid warm cheese on everyone at school!" | |
Cal-Crowe | bot-> not | |
BobIshmael | Damn. | |
BobIshmael | Well, ask someone for familytree.jpg | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
Cal-Crowe | "Mother, don't beat me! I can't feel my legs!......I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!" | |
DeReindeer | Cal...you're starting to scare me even more than Bob does. | |
DarKrow | De! I just saw your card | |
DarKrow | Thankies! | |
DeReindeer | heehee. | |
superspy | No, Mother. I will *not* get your wallet that says "Badmotherf****r" on it | |
DarKrow | Hey spy! | |
superspy | hi, DK | |
DarKrow | LTNS | |
superspy | a bit delayed, but I won't kill you :) | |
BobIshmael | LTNS? | |
superspy | LTNS=long time no see | |
BobIshmael | Oh. A stupid acronym. | |
DarKrow | Beat me to it | |
* Cal-Crowe looks at Bob's Family Tree | ||
BobIshmael | I figured as much. | |
Cal-Crowe | the hell? | |
superspy | ok, bob. send the file over. | |
DarkonZero | I'll take. | |
Cal-Crowe | I gotz 2 3go | |
Cal-Crowe | bye | |
BobIshmael | I don't have it anymore. | |
*** Cal-Crowe has left IRC | ||
*** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (Parting is such sweet sorrow. got mst3k?) | ||
BobIshmael | De should have it. | |
BobIshmael | Maybe IMM. | |
* DeReindeer looks for it. | ||
BobIshmael | Huh. | |
BobIshmael | http://www.ginghamsburg.org/newslt99/mar9901.htm | |
MeltingMan | I have it. | |
MeltingMan | No....I don't. | |
BobIshmael | Third picture down. | |
MeltingMan | I deleted it. | |
* DeReindeer still wonders who Bob's sibling is. | ||
* BobIshmael searches for his moniker and finds, among other things, Loc's guestbook. | ||
superspy | bob, what's this newsletter? | |
* BobIshmael shrugs. | ||
BobIshmael | But apparently I design graphic for the military. | |
BobIshmael | And I'm a "team leader for The Gathering." | |
BobIshmael | +s | |
BobIshmael | graphics. | |
* Pump DCC up to 999999999 bytes | ||
superspy | and is that a real picture of you? | |
BobIshmael | Yes. | |
DeReindeer | The one on the top is him. | |
MeltingMan | ewww! | |
DeReindeer | D'OH! | |
DeReindeer | MELTY! | |
DarkonZero | Should we point and laugh? | |
DeReindeer | Bad Melty! | |
* DeReindeer pries Melty's mind out of the gutter. | ||
MeltingMan | Speaking of ewww! Did you look at "notbarbie.gif" yet. It's what I got for Christmas! | |
DeReindeer | heheheh! | |
DeReindeer | Ay caramba, who sent you her? | |
MeltingMan | My sister. | |
* DeReindeer rotfl. | ||
DeReindeer | OH! Speaking of which, I forgot to mention what my sister gave me... | |
DarKrow | What did she give you | |
DeReindeer | She made me...*drumroll*...wait for it...wait for it... | |
DeReindeer | A Bonnie Hammer voodoo doll. | |
BobIshmael | Seriously? | |
MeltingMan | Wow! | |
DarKrow | KEWL! | |
DeReindeer | Seriously. | |
BobIshmael | Wow. I wish my family wasn't so damned stupid. | |
BobIshmael | Oh, and that reminds me, I got a $25 gift card to Best Buy. Which I also hate. | |
superspy | neat! | |
DarkonZero | I have a $40 one. | |
BobIshmael | And I had to return the sweater since it was too small. | |
DeReindeer | It should probably have been a bleached blonde in a power suit, but oh well. | |
superspy | de: you're gonna scan it, right? | |
DarkonZero | All I got was gift certicates. | |
DarKrow | I have a 20 dollar gift token to The Wall | |
DeReindeer | Uh...sure, why not. | |
BobIshmael | Her gift carD? | |
BobIshmael | Her gift car? | |
BobIshmael | AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! | |
BobIshmael | Her gift card? | |
DeReindeer | Well, now you get to get what YOU want, DZ. | |
DeReindeer | Or something. | |
DarkonZero | True..... | |
DarKrow | I'm gonna get mettalica's S&M | |
DarkonZero | But I don't know what I want. | |
DeReindeer | So make something up. | |
DarkonZero | Well...I do want to kill people.....but that's entirely different. | |
BobIshmael | DZ's wants an escalator. | |
BobIshmael | Isn't that right, DZ? | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
DarkonZero | No. | |
DarkonZero | Actually....I DO wanna kill people. | |
BobIshmael | He's so modest. | |
DarKrow | I play video games to kill ppl | |
DarKrow | I control the urge IRL | |
DarkonZero | I do the same.... | |
DarkonZero | But it ain't working. | |
BobIshmael | DZ, you wouldn't be a very good murderer... People could just walk upstairs to get away from you. | |
DeReindeer | Uh...just be sure you hide the bodies well, DZ. | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.. | |
superspy | bob: he can walk *up*stairs | |
BobIshmael | You're right! | |
DarkonZero | I fell going down the stairs....thank you very much! | |
BobIshmael | Damn. | |
BobIshmael | Nevermind, DZ, you'll do fine. | |
DarkonZero | And it was the last 2 steps. | |
BobIshmael | You can crawl out a window to escape the crime scene. | |
* DarKrow listens to "Welcome To The Machine" | ||
DarKrow | Ahh, Floyd | |
*** sho-kawn has joined #deep13 | ||
* BobIshmael remembers that he wanted to get the shirts done by Christmas. | ||
DarKrow | Hello sho-kawn | |
DarkonZero | Bob....praytell.....how the heck you CRAWL out a window? | |
* DeReindeer wonders what Melty's room looks like with all those weird-ass toys he has. | ||
BobIshmael | But I haven't even begun, thanks to DE. | |
sho-kawn | hello:) | |
DarKrow | take your time Bob | |
sho-kawn | whats up guys?? | |
BobIshmael | Not your IQ, evidently. | |
* DeReindeer throws things at Bob. | ||
BobIshmael | (sorry, i like that line) | |
sho-kawn | what the hell was that for?! | |
BobIshmael | It's Christmas! | |
superspy | sho: don't take it personally, it's all in good fun. | |
sho-kawn | so | |
superspy | <at least that's what the script says> | |
sho-kawn | your rude | |
DarKrow | I have more toys than Melty! | |
BobIshmael | So I want to give. | |
DeReindeer | That, and Bob has a certain rare disorder. Please don't hold it against him. | |
DarkonZero | De...what disorder? | |
sho-kawn | terrets | |
DeReindeer | It's confidential....um....or something. | |
BobIshmael | Yes, De, which one? | |
DarkonZero | tourettes | |
BobIshmael | Are that like ferrets? | |
DeReindeer | You should know! | |
BobIshmael | Are THOSE like ferrets? | |
DarkonZero | I have a friend that has that. | |
sho-kawn | what ever.. | |
sho-kawn | hehe | |
sho-kawn | bob? | |
* superspy knows someone with ferrets | ||
BobIshmael | sho-kawn: I'm taking a survey... Do you know what "stairs" are? | |
sho-kawn | nah | |
BobIshmael | No? | |
superspy | are you sure? | |
*** superspy is now known as regis | ||
regis | are you *absolutely* certain? | |
sho-kawn | yea | |
regis | final answer? | |
sho-kawn | im sure | |
sho-kawn | no answer | |
regis | ok, final answer | |
regis | "no," bob | |
BobIshmael | HEY! STYX! | |
*** superspy is on IRC | ||
*** regis is now known as superspy | ||
BobIshmael | Sorry. Attention span drifted. I'm listening to Styx now. | |
*** sho-kawn has left #deep13 | ||
superspy | what song? | |
BobIshmael | Not too sure. Haven't heard this one before. | |
BobIshmael | It's on the radio. | |
* superspy would like to kill whoever taught webtv users how to access IRC | ||
superspy | the ones that do are inevitably morons | |
DeReindeer | heheh | |
DarkonZero | The one who read "WebTV for Dummies". | |
superspy | hehehe | |
superspy | I should buy that book and read it aloud at school | |
superspy | I'd have sell-out shows | |
DarkonZero | And but "AOL for Dummies". | |
DeReindeer | heehee. tape it. | |
DarkonZero | And "MS-DOS for Dummies" | |
DarKrow | Bob, it might be "Brave New World" | |
DarkonZero | But that's a bit outdated. | |
DarKrow | It's off the new album | |
superspy | oh, jesus | |
superspy | WebTV for Dummies on Tape | |
superspy | that's the new low | |
DarKrow | No, iMac for Dummies | |
DarKrow | that's the new low | |
DarkonZero | If IDG put out a book called "Click on the Icon for Dummies", WATCH OUT! | |
* DeReindeer snickers. | ||
superspy | isn't that what Macs for Dummies is? | |
superspy | ;) | |
*** Perelandra has joined #Deep13 | ||
Perelandra | hello | |
superspy | hiya, pere | |
DarkonZero | HEELO! | |
DarKrow | Hello pere! | |
DeReindeer | Hey Perel! | |
DeReindeer | LTNS. | |
MeltingMan | Heya! Piere! | |
DarKrow | I got a Zip drive | |
superspy | DK: welcome to the mid 90s :D | |
* DarkonZero watchs DK go "ZIP CRAZY". | ||
Perelandra | how come this room isn't listed anymore? | |
* BobIshmael ponders writing "Hey, moron! If you're so stupid that you need to purchase a book to figure out an incredibly simple program or OS, you should be drug out into the street and shot... For Dummies." | ||
DarKrow | It's a ZIP 250 | |
* superspy still has his zip drive from when they first came out | ||
DeReindeer | I +sed the room to protect us from sex spam. | |
superspy | aw, ma---I mean, thanks, De. | |
Perelandra | ah... and the other day, it was listed, but I was blocked! I was so sad. | |
DarKrow | So, YOU'RE the one! | |
DarKrow | Damnit! | |
superspy | huh, dk? | |
BobIshmael | DZ doesn't want the channel +s'ed because he's dumb. | |
DarKrow | No wonder every time i come in here, it's secret! | |
DarKrow | Thanks De | |
DarkonZero | Bob...thanks for pointing that out! | |
BobIshmael | Yeah, and look what good being on the server /list has done for us! We better -s the channel now. | |
BobIshmael | Oh, and DK, that was sarcasm. | |
DeReindeer | wull...um. | |
* DeReindeer blinks. | ||
BobIshmael | Oh wait... | |
BobIshmael | Sorry, DZ. DK, I meant. | |
DarkonZero | Thanks again....BOOB! | |
* DeReindeer bliks. | ||
Perelandra | boys, boys.... calm! | |
DeReindeer | +n | |
DarKrow | I don't like having this room secret | |
DeReindeer | was that extra o on purpose? | |
DeReindeer | Why not, DK? | |
DarkonZero | Yes. | |
BobIshmael | Blik, blik, blik. That has to be a word. | |
superspy | DK: repeat after me | |
superspy | "/join #deep13" | |
superspy | is that so hard? ;) | |
DarkonZero | Bob...it's that noise I made when tring to do that impression. | |
DarkonZero | trying even. | |
BobIshmael | Impression? | |
BobIshmael | Come again? | |
DarKrow | I'm lazy | |
DarkonZero | Remember that Gleep one.....or whatever. | |
DeReindeer | So make an alias. | |
DeReindeer | I use /j13 | |
DarKrow | so | |
DarKrow | I'm too lazy for that | |
DarkonZero | I made a popup. | |
BobIshmael | The closest is... | |
BobIshmael | Bleak \Bleak\, n. [From Bleak, a., cf. Blay.] (Zo["o]l.) A small European river fish (Leuciscus alburnus), of the family Cyprinid[ae]; the blay. [Written also blick.] | |
superspy | I'm not lazy. hell, I type in the "/server" stuff manually | |
BobIshmael | Thought you'd all like to know that. | |
DarKrow | ok | |
DarkonZero | I thought I was lazy. | |
DeReindeer | say, a popup is a good idea, DZ. That's even lazier than waiting for /list. | |
DarkonZero | I made a popup to go straight to here....and I'm happy with it. | |
* BobIshmael ponders selling his gift card(s) on eBay for double their face value. | ||
superspy | bob, did you see the russian, diesel sub on eBay? | |
BobIshmael | No. | |
superspy | well.....you should've | |
DarKrow | I'm gonna auction my ass on eBay | |
superspy | it was amusing. | |
BobIshmael | Did you see the 24 Japanese kids for sale? | |
DarKrow | see what happens | |
superspy | no | |
BobIshmael | Well, you should've. | |
superspy | but if you could give me a link, I'd be ever so grateful | |
DeReindeer | Did they have little shorts? | |
BobIshmael | Yes, actually. | |
MeltingMan | Heh heh. | |
DarKrow | Oh GOD no! | |
Perelandra | well, I'd best be going... nice chatting a bit with you folks | |
* DarKrow flashes back to the bad movies Like Prince Of Space | ||
DarKrow | LITTLE SHORTS!" | |
MeltingMan | And they run everywhere! | |
DarKrow | NO!!!!!!! | |
DeReindeer | bya, perel. | |
MeltingMan | Adios, Pere | |
Perelandra | goodnight all. Merry Christmas | |
* DeReindeer laughs at birdy. | ||
DarkonZero | Bye.... | |
*** Perelandra has left #Deep13 | ||
* DarKrow hides and cries | ||
* superspy shows DK a tape of Space Mutiny | ||
superspy | see? | |
superspy | goooood episode | |
superspy | goooooood episode | |
* MeltingMan notices that Mimi is about as tall as his King Kong doll. | ||
superspy | "c'mon skull!!" | |
MeltingMan | Not interesting, I'm just noticing it. | |
DeReindeer | oooh! Make them battle! | |
DarkonZero | Mimi would win. | |
MeltingMan | Heh heh....Mimi would win because she'd fight dirty. | |
DeReindeer | Prolly. | |
* DeReindeer fills Servo's head with loose change. | ||
* BobIshmael listens to Rob Zombie's "It's Christmas Everywhere." | ||
superspy | I think it's time for me to go | |
MeltingMan | Adios, spy | |
BobIshmael | Adidas. | |
DarkonZero | As for me too..... | |
DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
*** Disconnected | ||
Session Close: Sat Dec 25 21:42:13 1999 |
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