#Deep13_991225.log

Session Start: Sat Dec 25 18:57:26 1999
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* DarkonZero is done taking a nap...
DarkonZeroHello there!
* DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap...
DarkonZeroPlease do not disturb me. If you have to mess with someone...choose someone else, not me.
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DarkonZeroTime for a bit of solitude...
* DarkonZero gets out his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and steps into it.
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DZInCubeIt's time to return to socializing...
* DZInCube steps out of his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and puts it away.
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* DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap...
DarkonZeroPlease do not disturb me. If you have to mess with someone...choose someone else, not me.
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* DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap...
DarkonZeroPlease do not disturb me. If you have to mess with someone...choose someone else, not me.
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* DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap...
DarkonZeroPlease do not disturb me. If you have to mess with someone...choose someone else, not me.
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DeReindeerHmph.
* DeReindeer kicks the sleeping Darkon.
DeReindeerLook! I have Tom Servo's head!
* DeReindeer prances around with her Servo gumball machine.
DZisAsleep*SNORE*
DeReindeerGrrrr...
* DeReindeer puts her new TMBG CD in the stereo and turns it up to full volume.
DZisAsleep*SNORE*.....no....I took out the garbage yesterday....*SNORE*
* DeReindeer hits DZ with her Servo head.
DZisAsleepOW!
* DZisAsleep is done taking a nap...
DZisAsleepHello there!
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** DZisAsleep is now known as DarkonZero
DeReindeerHi there.
DarkonZeroOh...it's just you.
* DeReindeer glowers.
DarkonZeroIf I seem a bit bitter now....it's because I had to work.
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DeReindeerI see.
DarkonZeroWe were swamped today....
DarkonZeroAnd I.....I punched a wall.
DeReindeerYou do that a lot, don't you?
DeReindeerI got a parrot calendar and YOU didn't.
DarkonZeroBut...it's good to hear you have Servo's head.....whadiya do.......decapitate him while he wasn't lookin'?
DarkonZeroYou shall be know as....DeCapitator.
* DeReindeer snickers evilly.
DeReindeerYeah, I pulled his head off and now it's shouting at me.
* DarkonZero wonders why people want to bring him down.......like the one who is rubbin' her Christmas cheer in his face.
DeReindeerUmmmmm....
* DarkonZero has to mourn tomorrow.
* DeReindeer whistles innocently and sneaks off into the corner.
* DarkonZero kicks De before she goes.
DarkonZeroHmmm....I'm bored.
* DeReindeer kicks DZ back.
DeReindeerKNOCKIT OFF!
* DarkonZero tackles De.
DeReindeerHEY!
* DeReindeer kicks DZ and runs for it.
DarkonZero*PHEW*....my "friends" are fine.....
* DarkonZero tackles De again....
DeReindeerHEY!
* DarkonZero hugs De.....and runs off.
DarkonZeroWOOHOO!
* DeReindeer runs after DZ with a mace.
DarkonZeroUh-oh....
* DarkonZero stops running.....
* DeReindeer uses mace.
* DarkonZero accepts his fate.
DarkonZeroOW!
DeReindeerAhhhh, but it's no fun if you accept it!
* DeReindeer wanders off again, miffed.
* DarkonZero runs after De........and....uh......pinches her.
* DarkonZero just realized that wasn't a good idea.
* DeReindeer grabs DZ by the hair and drags him into the bathroom and gives him a swirly.*
DarkonZeroNO!
DarkonZero*BLURP*
DeReindeerMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
* DarkonZero gets out his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
DarkonZeroDZ BONK!
* DarkonZero hits DeReindeer with his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
DarkonZeroHA!
* DeReindeer is now in pancake form.
* DeReindeer revives herself with the aid of a bicycle pump.
* DeReindeer smashes DZ with a safe.
* DarkonZero wonders if he should sell the idea of a weird holographic guy and a cartoony dinogirl to WB.
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
DarkonZeroWhat would they call it.....
DeReindeerI'll sue!
DarkonZeroPURE CRAP!
DeReindeerI'll sew, too, but that's beside the point.
DarkonZeroEw.....
DarkonZeroEr...something.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Metal"4,1
DarkonZeroHmmm.....
DarkonZeroI'm gonna say something offensive.
* DarkonZero ponders sexually harassing De.
DarkonZeroWait...done that.
DarkonZeroI'm done.....
* DeReindeer ponders rendering Darkon into a find paste and selling him to a pet food company.
DarkonZeroGood night everybody.
DeReindeerYou MIGHT be edible to sea monkeys, but I'm wondering.
DarkonZeroEveryone is.
DarkonZeroFISH FOOD IS MADE OF PEOPLE......PEEEEEEOOOOOOOPLEEEEEEE!
DeReindeerThat's beside the point. We're talking about you, not people.
* DeReindeer grins evilly.
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DeReindeerCAL CAL CAL!
Cal-CroweMERRY CHRISTMAS!
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DarkonZeroGo ahead.....little miss poopie-pants!
* DeReindeer jumps in a circle and falls on her ass.
* Cal-Crowe walks in with his camcorder
Cal-CroweHow's everyone?
* DarkonZero punches Cal!
DarkonZeroYOU'RE NOT TAKING MY SOUL!
DeReindeerAAAAAAAAAAH! GET THE CAMERA OFF ME!
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Cal-CroweI got a camcorder
* Cal-Crowe turns off the camera
DeReindeerDon't film me don't film me!
DarkonZeroAll I got was gift certificates....but it suit me fine....since my family doesn't make much.
Cal-Croweheh
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars"4,1
Cal-CroweI got the camcorder from my parents and I got some books on film from my uncle
DarkonZeroBooks on film?
Cal-CroweVideohound 2000 and The Film Encyclopedia
Cal-CroweBooks about film'
DarkonZeroYou gotta set up the projector to read 'em eh?
DarkonZeroBooks about film would be more appropriate.
Cal-CroweBoth books have about 1000 pages
DarkonZeroThe Story of Kodak.
Cal-CroweVideohound has listings for movies and ratings
DarkonZeroAnd Space mutiny is number one in that book!
Cal-CroweIt gave Final Justice a Woof! (Woof! is like a 0 or a turkey)
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"I'm An Agent"4,1
Cal-CroweIt has a lot of listings of MST'ed movies
Cal-CroweDaddy-O got a 1
Cal-Croweout of 4
Cal-CroweThey gave MST-The Movie 2 and a half out of 4
DarkonZeroKILL THEM!
DeReindeerkill...kill...kill...
Cal-CroweMonster a go go got a woof!
DarkonZeroMST! MST! MST!
DarkonZeroWhat about Firestorm...with Howie Long?
Cal-CroweI put white out on the 2 and a half part and put 4
Cal-Crowe1 and a hald
Cal-Crowe1 and a half
DarkonZeroThought so.
DarkonZeroWhat about johnny Mneumonic?
DarkonZeroDAMN SHIFT KEY!
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DarkonZeroSPY!
DarkonZeroD'OH!
DarkonZeroWait....
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Cal-CroweSquirm got 2
DarkonZeroSPY!
superspyDZ!!
DarkonZeroWOOO!
DeReindeerspy spy spy spyspyspyspy!
superspyI haven't restored my irc audio directory yet, de.
superspyneener neener
* DarkonZero curses Sci-fi for not having MST3K on this morning.
superspyisn't there a small marathon next week?
Cal-Croweyeah
Cal-CroweMonday
DarkonZeroI got up at 5:30 this moring to set the VCR.
DeReindeerYeah. How mean they are, to give us our christmas present late and withhold our daily rations today?
Cal-CroweI'm watching every minute of it
superspyso quit yer whining
DeReindeerer, weekly rations.
DarkonZeroSPY!
* Sound request: can't find 'spyspyspy.wav'
[DeReindeer SOUND]
* Cal-Crowe hands everyone a Christmas present
DarkonZeroI WORK DURING THE MARATHON!
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
Cal-CroweIt's a MST-shirt
DeReindeer!
DeReindeeroooh...does mine have Crow on it?
Cal-CroweYeah
superspyneat
Cal-CroweIt's the logo/SOL/Bots shirt
DeReindeerneeeeet
* superspy opens his shirt and promptly puts it on
DarkonZeroThanks Cal.....for giving me the one with the word "Poopie!" on it.
* DarkonZero looks at the box....
Cal-Croweoops...that's for Mars
DarkonZeroOh...this one was meant for BOb.
DarkonZeroOh....it's for Mars....
DeReindeerBob's says "I'm Evil", doesn't it?
* superspy reads his shirt
superspy"what do you, the audience think?"
superspycooooool
DarkonZeroOh....wait!
DarkonZeroI got this computer.....uh.....sorta for Christmas......though I gotta pay for it.
DarkonZerodammit....
Cal-CroweAny MSTed movies you want me to look up in my movie book?
DarkonZeroWarroir of the Lost World.
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DarkonZeroWarrior even.
Cal-CroweWoof!
DeReindeerInvasion of the Neptune Men
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' : "Next Year".
Cal-CroweCan't find 819 in it
DarkonZeroEegah
Cal-CroweInvasion USA got a 1 and a half
Cal-CroweEEGAH!
Cal-CroweWoof!
DarkonZeroGYMKATA!
Cal-Crowe"Reputed to being one of the worst films of all time."
DarkonZeroNo...Titanic hold that position.
Cal-CroweManos is in there!
DarkonZeroholdS
superspyI thought Batman and Robin held that lofty position, dz
Cal-CroweThey even mention MST in the review
DarkonZeroOk....both.
Cal-Crowe"Noted as the most reqested movie featured on MST3K"
DarkonZeroCal....check on 12 Monkeys....please!
DeReindeerCataline Caper?
DeReindeer-e +a
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' : "Headwires".
* DarkonZero remembers not to forget to watch "Ego Trip" next Friday.
Cal-CroweSpace Mutiny: 1
Cal-Crowe12 Monkeys: 3
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
DarkonZeroThat was a great movie.
superspySpace Mutiny, oh sweet lord why didn't I tape that
DarkonZeroI did.
superspy"look alive peop--oh, sorry" :D
DarkonZeroDamned Canadian movie.
superspyI watch that episode in anticipation of that one line
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DarkonZeroBOB!
DeReindeerHello, Bobbo.
superspybob!
BobIshmaelYes, yes. Hello.
Cal-Crowe204 isn't in Videohound
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DarkonZeroOr...should it be "SCHLEP!"
Cal-CroweGilliam's movies are excellent
Cal-CroweAny other MST'ed movies I should look up? 1003 perhaps?
DarkonZeroI recently took on the persona of Brad Pitt's character from 12 Monkeys.
superspythat scares me, DZ
DeReindeerdo 1004.
DarkonZeroWell.....if you have to deal with vicious people.....you would to.
Cal-Crowe1003 isn't in there
Cal-CroweFuture Wax!
DarkonZeroIT'S FROM THE FUTURE!
Cal-Crowe1004 isn't in there
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' : "Breakout".
BobIshmaelThere we go.
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BobIshmaelHey everyone! Happy pagan holiday!
superspyhmmmm?
DarkonZeroYAY PAGA....HEY!
DarkonZeroNo....YAY!
* DeReindeer puts up a "Happy Winter Solstice" banner.
Cal-CroweGirl's Town got a 1
BobIshmaelI got a severe beating for Christmas, how about everyone else?
DarkonZeroWild Wild World of Batwoman?
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Cal-CroweGirl in gold boots got a 1
Cal-CroweI got a camcorder
DeReindeerWell, I guess we all got what we deserved then.
DarkonZeroGood one De....
Cal-CroweWerewolf got 1
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DarkonZeroBob got his beating.....I got gift certificates.....Cal got a camcorder....spy got something.....De got an aneurysm.
* superspy looks at his camcorder
Cal-Crowe"This doesn't help the tourist industry in Arizona"
superspyI haven't used that thing since, well.....
Cal-CroweIt's a sony
superspyapril or so
DeReindeerHey! I did not get an anuerysm! I got a perfectly good case of botulism, thank you!
Cal-CroweWild World of Batwoman got 2
DarkonZeroWell.....excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me......miss poopie-pants!
DarkonZeroWho not wear pants.
* Cal-Crowe is apauled at the sight of ..Batwoman only being half a star way from MST
* DeReindeer sticks her tongue out at DZ and burns Cal's book.
superspywell, here's the |-|4x0r pR0gr4/\/\ of the minute, folks
Cal-CroweHEY!
superspyhttp://www.lighttek.com/
* Cal-Crowe gets another book
* DarkonZero grabs De's tongue and walks away.
* superspy steals cal's camcorder
* DeReindeer cuts DZ's hand off.
superspycool!  this hi8, cal?
Cal-Croweyeah
Cal-CroweI already shot some video
* DarkonZero gets his hand back and superglues it back on....
superspyof?
Cal-CroweI know how to make the "Vertigo" effect
* BobIshmael looks at spy's URL.
BobIshmaelThe hell?
BobIshmaelMe too.
superspycal: easy enough
* BobIshmael grabs the camcorder and spins it around.
Cal-CroweI made some footage of my boxer dog and some at my Aunt's house
BobIshmaelThere. Instant vertigo...
* BobIshmael falls over.
BobIshmaelDamn.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"When The Machines Rock"4,1
Cal-CroweI did the Vertigo effect while driving
BobIshmaelThat's got to be illegal.
superspyvery
* DeReindeer looks at spy's URL and goes "oooooooh"
* BobIshmael is still looking at spy's URL and is going "What the hell?"
DarkonZeroSpy....which is it? Zippy or Zappy? you can only choose one.
* Cal-Crowe highlights the MST'ed movies in his book
superspyit's both, dammit
Cal-Croweyes! Dinosaurus! got a woof
DarkonZeroWhy wouldn't it?
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"We Are So Fragile"4,1
* superspy .....s
DeReindeerheheheh...you can make windows look like a mac....
DarkonZeroHmmmm...Talisman.......looks a hell of alot better than LiteStep.
* BobIshmael barely makes it under the system req. and decides not to download it.
* superspy closed the window about 10 minutes ago, to be quite honest with you
superspyuh.....
superspyhello?
DeReindeerHi!
* superspy kills the cricket
superspywow.  it worked!
* DeReindeer shows everyone her Tom Servo head.
Cal-Croweoooh!
superspyyou find that in bed with you this morning a la the godfather, de?  ;)
Cal-Crowehehehe
DeReindeerYep. HomeGame is mad with me, I guess.
Cal-Croweheh
DarkonZeroLike that wasn't typical.
Cal-CroweThey made an offer you couldn't refuse
superspyhehe
DeReindeeryep.
* superspy should go into homegame to...um....wish them good tidings for the new year
DarkonZeroUh....spy...watch out for Ironf......uh....he's a bit "frisky".
superspyI know, DZ
DarkonZeroWell.....he was the last time I messed with them.
superspythat's why I gave him your phone number when he asked
superspy;)
* DeReindeer shudders.
DarkonZeroI bet he waas thrilled.
* Cal-Crowe dresses Mars up like a Christmas tree
DarkonZeroAGH!
DarkonZeroWHAT DID I SAY!?!
* DarkonZero gets out a singing Christmas tree.
DarkonZeroSING DAMMIT!
superspy<christmas tree> bite me.
* DarkonZero gets out a chainsaw....
DarkonZeroSING!
DeReindeerAAAAAH! REALJUKEBOX AND EXPLODER ARE DOING WEIRD THINGS WITH BLACK ICONS!
superspy<christmas tree> <singing>biiiiiiiiiiiite MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
DeReindeerAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! TREE OF SATAN!!!
* DeReindeer runs.
* DarkonZero starts the chainsaw and uses it on the supposedly singing Christmas tree.
DarkonZeroNow....you'll be singing.
DarkonZeroHAHAHA1
DarkonZero1 to !
superspyWAIT
* superspy examines the tree
superspyhey
* superspy glares at Bob
superspywho replaced our christas tree with Crow stuck in a planter?
superspyhmmmmm?
* BobIshmael returns.
DarkonZeroWhat him play dumb.
BobIshmaelDon't look at me! I've been trying to be nice to the little bastard today!
DarkonZeroWatch even.
BobIshmaelLast night I even gave him Tang!
DarkonZeroTang....or "Tink"?
BobIshmaelTang.
* DeReindeer looks at the 'tree'.
DeReindeerCROW! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY AROUND THE SINGING CHRISTMAS TREE! I TOLD YOU IT WOULD POSSESS YOUR SOUL!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Nine Inch Nails'14,16,0:6,04,1"Starfookers, Inc."4,1
DarkonZeroI had a great Christmas....to start off....I fell down the stairs when heading out to work.
DarkonZeroThen I cut my finger on a nail.
DarkonZeroThe I punched a wall....
DeReindeerWith the other hand, I hope.
DarkonZeroThen even.
superspywhy'd you punch a wall?
DarkonZeroNope...same hand.
* BobIshmael is glad that DZ fell down the stairs.
BobIshmaelIt does my sadistic little heart good.
DarkonZeroI was pissed at all the poeple who decided to spend their holiday at my workplace.
BobIshmaelAwwww, poor DZ.
* DarkonZero slugs Bob in the gut.
BobIshmaelHis life is sooooo horrible.
BobIshmaelThere, there, old man. Life will get better.
BobIshmaelActually, it won't. It can only get worse for you.
DarkonZeroI'd feel better if i could really slug Bob.
* Cal-Crowe looks up at the words
BobIshmaelAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DarkonZeroWouldn't you all feel the same?
BobIshmaelI'm sure you would, but you can't.
BobIshmaelYou're just angry because you don't know how to walk down stairs.
Cal-CroweFIGHT!
DarkonZeroWell.....I'm Bob's friend....and he likes that I'm his friend.
DeReindeerIn the worst way.
BobIshmaelNO! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
DarkonZeroNo you don't.
BobIshmaelCam thinks I like him, too. What's with that?
DarkonZeroI dunno.
BobIshmaelAnyhow, pal, want me to sign you up for some stair walking classes?
DarkonZeroNaw....
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
BobIshmaelThey teach you down AND up!
DarkonZeroYou could use 'em.
DeReindeerAwwww, Bob loves everybody and wants to give them a big hug. He just expresses it as crude hatred.
BobIshmaelI do not. Go to hell.
DarkonZeroHe's hiding his love.
DeReindeerHe's needs to release his inner hippie.
DeReindeer-'s
DarkonZeroHe already has...
DarkonZeroThat smell.
* DeReindeer glares at Grammar Boy.
* DeReindeer snickers.
DarkonZeroHe hasn't bathed for days.
BobIshmaelMaybe so, but _I_ can walk down stairs.
superspyoh?
DarkonZeroHe's a actual stinkin' Capitalist.
* superspy shoves bob down a flight of stairs
DeReindeerYAY!
* BobIshmael almost falls, but regains his balance and walks down.
* Cal-Crowe watches Bob break his neck
* Cal-Crowe sees a little kid laugh
DarkonZeroHAW HAW!
* DeReindeer wonders why TMBG have two completely different songs called "She Was a Hotel Detective".
DarkonZeroOop.
superspyde: why not?
DeReindeerUmmm...good point.
* Cal-Crowe throws the little kid out through the window
* DeReindeer throws Cal in the pool.
DeReindeerThat window was meant for Bob!
DarkonZeroLet us all hate bob this Christmas.
* superspy reminds de of the trampoline he installed at the bottom of the pool
DarkonZeroOr kill him with kindness.
DarkonZeroBut I'm going for the fore.
DeReindeeroh.
Cal-Croweow!
* DeReindeer watches Cal leap out of the water like a dolphin.
DeReindeersheesh.
Cal-Croweeeh ehh ehh
* BobIshmael returns and laughs at DZ's pathetic education and stair walking abilities.
* Cal-Crowe spits out water
DarkonZeroPlease pass the milk please!
DeReindeerThey call him Calper, Calper, dumber than a lightning bug...
* Cal-Crowe spits water on De
DeReindeerHey!
Cal-Croweehh ehh ehh
* DeReindeer throws an orca at Cal.
DarkonZeroHe's a Canadian dolphin.
superspyhehe
DeReindeerSeems so
Cal-Croweahhhh!
* Cal-Crowe turns the orca into skin cream
DeReindeergeez.
* DeReindeer throws a whale shark at Cal.
Cal-CroweAHHHHHH!
* superspy throws a cruise liner at cal
* Cal-Crowe puts De in his place and gets his camcorder
DeReindeerHey!
Cal-CroweI'll re-enact Jaws
* DeReindeer eats the whale shark and sinks the cruise liner with Leo Dicrappio on it.
Cal-CroweDE!
* DeReindeer belches.
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
superspy"puts De in *his* place," cal?
DeReindeerWhale sharks don't even have teeth, anyway.
Cal-Croweoh well
* DarkonZero gets out his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
DarkonZeroDZ BONK!
* DarkonZero hits Cal's camcorder with his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
Cal-CroweHEY!!!
* superspy steals DZ's box
* Cal-Crowe shoves a harpoon through DZ's head
* DeReindeer ties a pink bow around Cal's neck and runs.
Cal-CroweTHAR' SHE BLOWS!
Cal-Crowehey!
* Cal-Crowe rips off the bow and incinerates i
* Cal-Crowe rips off the bow and incinerates it
DarkonZeroUgh....
* DarkonZero feels a certain (but stupid) power surge through him...
DarkonZeroI AM...!
* DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRA DORK15,16,0!6,0
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*** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork
UltraDorkWOOTA!
* Cal-Crowe pumps his rifle
* Cal-Crowe aims his rifle
BobIshmaelDoes UD fall down stairs like a moron, also?
* BobIshmael laughs.
* Cal-Crowe pushes UltraDork down the stairs
UltraDorkMERRY CHRIST- OH MIGHTY! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?!?
DeReindeerhmmm.
Cal-CroweWOOTA!
UltraDorkWOOTA!
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*** Cal-Crowe is now known as DarkonZero
DarkonZerohaha
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*** UltraDork is now known as Cal-Crowe
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DarkonZero(_)_)
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DarKrow4,1A black bird enters the room
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow
DarkonZeroDK!
Cal-CroweHi....I'm Cal....I got me this nifty Camcorder.
DeReindeerHey hey it's DK!
Cal-CroweDK!
DarKrowHey!
DarKrowI got Quake III
Cal-CroweWOO!
DarKrow64 more MB of RAM
superspyhi DK
Cal-CroweI'll play ya!
DarkonZeroI'm DZ, the lesbian hermaphrodite
DarKrowPink Floyd's Wish You Were Here
* superspy tried q3 for about 10 minutes and got bored
DarKrowTattoo You
DarKrowHellBilly Deluxe
DarkonZeroI LIKE POEK BUTTZ!
DarKrowand Half-Life Opposing Force
Cal-Crowe.....
DarKrowand....
DarKrowBRYCE 4
DeReindeerOooh, I got Half-Life.
DeReindeerNow I get to become a gamer person...or something.
DarKrowBRYCE 4!
* DarkonZero rolls around in the mud
* BobIshmael should've gotten a snowboarding video, but his brother's a moron and got him a sweater instead...
BobIshmaelFrom Old Navy, no less! Dumb bastard.
Cal-CroweHAHAHAH!
DarKrowLOL!
Cal-CroweEveryone.....point and laugh at Bob.
DarkonZeroThe lights may be out, but Old Navy is IN!
* DarKrow stares at the Bryce 4 Box
BobIshmaelMaybe he's going to give me a surprise gift tomorrow.
DarKrowHa! Ha! Bob!
* DarKrow points and laughs
DarKrowPerformance Fleece!
DarkonZeroI'm stupid
DarkonZeroI'm SO STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPID!
BobIshmaelWell, DK, DZ fell down stairs today.
* superspy got gabriel knight 3, space quest collection, and a much needed second psx controller
BobIshmaelNow THAT'S funny!
Cal-CroweWasn't me.
DarkonZeroI LLIKE FUDGE
* superspy sings the performance fleece medley
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Cal-CroweMM!
DarKrowMELTY!
BobIshmaelChucko.
DeReindeerMELTOID!
MeltingManSpanky.
superspyhi melty
* DarKrow shows off Bryce 4
BobIshmaelChucko?
MeltingManMerry Christmas, folks!
DarkonZeroMelting!
* DeReindeer shows off her Servo head, Deinonychus skull, and Iron Giant DVD.
DarkonZerook
*** DarkonZero has left IRC
*** DarkonZero is now known as BlowJoe
* BobIshmael shows off his... nothing... and uh...
*** Cal-Crowe has left IRC
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** Cal-Crowe is now known as DarkonZero
*** Cal-Crowe is on IRC
*** BlowJoe is now known as Cal-Crowe
BobIshmaelI have a Servo head, but I bought it more than two years ago.
DeReindeershow your beating scars, Bob.
BobIshmaelOh, yes.
* superspy shows off the japanese transformer he got from a friend
* BobIshmael shows off a huge laceration on his back.
BobIshmaelThis is from my cousin.
* MeltingMan decides to scan something he got....
superspybut that was unrelated to holiday festivities
BobIshmaelAnd this...
MeltingManbrb
DarKrowHey! Go to Game Center! Scrotor
* Cal-Crowe shows off his books and camcorder
DarKrowHey! Go to Game Center! Scrotor's on the main page!
* BobIshmael shows off a hideous scar on his face.
BobIshmaelIs from my mother.
Cal-CroweUncle Scrotor?
BobIshmaelVanilla Ice.
DarKrowyes!
DarKrowFrom TIE
superspyvanilla ice is your mother, bob?
Cal-Croweoh yeah....Bob's "mother"
Cal-CroweDo you keep ...does "Mother" stay in the cellar?
DarKrowNo, Mother, I will not wear the sailor suit!
DarKrowNO MOTHER!
Cal-Crowe"No, Mother, I will bot spray rancid warm cheese on everyone at school!"
Cal-Crowebot-> not
BobIshmaelDamn.
BobIshmaelWell, ask someone for familytree.jpg
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
Cal-Crowe"Mother, don't beat me! I can't feel my legs!......I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!"
DeReindeerCal...you're starting to scare me even more than Bob does.
DarKrowDe! I just saw your card
DarKrowThankies!
DeReindeerheehee.
superspyNo, Mother.  I will *not* get your wallet that says "Badmotherf****r" on it
DarKrowHey spy!
superspyhi, DK
DarKrowLTNS
superspya bit delayed, but I won't kill you :)
BobIshmaelLTNS?
superspyLTNS=long time no see
BobIshmaelOh. A stupid acronym.
DarKrowBeat me to it
* Cal-Crowe looks at Bob's Family Tree
BobIshmaelI figured as much.
Cal-Crowethe hell?
superspyok, bob.  send the file over.
DarkonZeroI'll take.
Cal-CroweI gotz 2 3go
Cal-Crowebye
BobIshmaelI don't have it anymore.
*** Cal-Crowe has left IRC
*** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (Parting is such sweet sorrow. got mst3k?)
BobIshmaelDe should have it.
BobIshmaelMaybe IMM.
* DeReindeer looks for it.
BobIshmaelHuh.
BobIshmaelhttp://www.ginghamsburg.org/newslt99/mar9901.htm
MeltingManI have it.
MeltingManNo....I don't.
BobIshmaelThird picture down.
MeltingManI deleted it.
* DeReindeer still wonders who Bob's sibling is.
* BobIshmael searches for his moniker and finds, among other things, Loc's guestbook.
superspybob, what's this newsletter?
* BobIshmael shrugs.
BobIshmaelBut apparently I design graphic for the military.
BobIshmaelAnd I'm a "team leader for The Gathering."
BobIshmael+s
BobIshmaelgraphics.
* Pump DCC up to 999999999 bytes
superspyand is that a real picture of you?  
BobIshmaelYes.
DeReindeerThe one on the top is him.
MeltingManewww!
DeReindeerD'OH!
DeReindeerMELTY!
DarkonZeroShould we point and laugh?
DeReindeerBad Melty!
* DeReindeer pries Melty's mind out of the gutter.
MeltingManSpeaking of ewww!  Did you look at "notbarbie.gif" yet.  It's what I got for Christmas!
DeReindeerheheheh!
DeReindeerAy caramba, who sent you her?
MeltingManMy sister.
* DeReindeer rotfl.
DeReindeerOH! Speaking of which, I forgot to mention what my sister gave me...
DarKrowWhat did she give you
DeReindeerShe made me...*drumroll*...wait for it...wait for it...
DeReindeerA Bonnie Hammer voodoo doll.
BobIshmaelSeriously?
MeltingManWow!
DarKrowKEWL!
DeReindeerSeriously.
BobIshmaelWow. I wish my family wasn't so damned stupid.
BobIshmaelOh, and that reminds me, I got a $25 gift card to Best Buy. Which I also hate.
superspyneat!
DarkonZeroI have a $40 one.
BobIshmaelAnd I had to return the sweater since it was too small.
DeReindeerIt should probably have been a bleached blonde in a power suit, but oh well.
superspyde: you're gonna scan it, right?
DarkonZeroAll I got was gift certicates.
DarKrowI have a 20 dollar gift token to The Wall
DeReindeerUh...sure, why not.
BobIshmaelHer gift carD?
BobIshmaelHer gift car?
BobIshmaelAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
BobIshmaelHer gift card?
DeReindeerWell, now you get to get what YOU want, DZ.
DeReindeerOr something.
DarkonZeroTrue.....
DarKrowI'm gonna get mettalica's S&M
DarkonZeroBut I don't know what I want.
DeReindeerSo make something up.
DarkonZeroWell...I do want to kill people.....but that's entirely different.
BobIshmaelDZ's wants an escalator.
BobIshmaelIsn't that right, DZ?
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
DarkonZeroNo.
DarkonZeroActually....I DO wanna kill people.
BobIshmaelHe's so modest.
DarKrowI play  video games to kill ppl
DarKrowI control the urge IRL
DarkonZeroI do the same....
DarkonZeroBut it ain't working.
BobIshmaelDZ, you wouldn't be a very good murderer... People could just walk upstairs to get away from you.
DeReindeerUh...just be sure you hide the bodies well, DZ.
DarkonZeroHmmmm..
superspybob: he can walk *up*stairs
BobIshmaelYou're right!
DarkonZeroI fell going down the stairs....thank you very much!
BobIshmaelDamn.
BobIshmaelNevermind, DZ, you'll do fine.
DarkonZeroAnd it was the last 2 steps.
BobIshmaelYou can crawl out a window to escape the crime scene.
* DarKrow listens to "Welcome To The Machine"
DarKrowAhh, Floyd
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* BobIshmael remembers that he wanted to get the shirts done by Christmas.
DarKrowHello sho-kawn
DarkonZeroBob....praytell.....how the heck you CRAWL out a window?
* DeReindeer wonders what Melty's room looks like with all those weird-ass toys he has.
BobIshmaelBut I haven't even begun, thanks to DE.
sho-kawnhello:)
DarKrowtake your time Bob
sho-kawnwhats up guys??
BobIshmaelNot your IQ, evidently.
* DeReindeer throws things at Bob.
BobIshmael(sorry, i like that line)
sho-kawnwhat the hell was that for?!
BobIshmaelIt's Christmas!
superspysho: don't take it personally, it's all in good fun.
sho-kawnso
superspy<at least that's what the script says>
sho-kawnyour rude
DarKrowI have more toys than Melty!
BobIshmaelSo I want to give.
DeReindeerThat, and Bob has a certain rare disorder. Please don't hold it against him.
DarkonZeroDe...what disorder?
sho-kawnterrets
DeReindeerIt's confidential....um....or something.
BobIshmaelYes, De, which one?
DarkonZerotourettes
BobIshmaelAre that like ferrets?
DeReindeerYou should know!
BobIshmaelAre THOSE like ferrets?
DarkonZeroI have a friend that has that.
sho-kawnwhat ever..
sho-kawnhehe
sho-kawnbob?
* superspy knows someone with ferrets
BobIshmaelsho-kawn: I'm taking a survey... Do you know what "stairs" are?
sho-kawnnah
BobIshmaelNo?
superspyare you sure?
*** superspy is now known as regis
regisare you *absolutely* certain?
sho-kawnyea
regisfinal answer?
sho-kawnim sure
sho-kawnno answer
regisok, final answer
regis"no," bob
BobIshmaelHEY! STYX!
*** superspy is on IRC
*** regis is now known as superspy
BobIshmaelSorry. Attention span drifted. I'm listening to Styx now.
*** sho-kawn has left #deep13
superspywhat song?
BobIshmaelNot too sure. Haven't heard this one before.
BobIshmaelIt's on the radio.
* superspy would like to kill whoever taught webtv users how to access IRC
superspythe ones that do are inevitably morons
DeReindeerheheh
DarkonZeroThe one who read "WebTV for Dummies".
superspyhehehe
superspyI should buy that book and read it aloud at school
superspyI'd have sell-out shows
DarkonZeroAnd but "AOL for Dummies".
DeReindeerheehee. tape it.
DarkonZeroAnd "MS-DOS for Dummies"
DarKrowBob, it might be "Brave New World"
DarkonZeroBut that's a bit outdated.
DarKrowIt's off the new album
superspyoh, jesus
superspyWebTV for Dummies on Tape
superspythat's the new low
DarKrowNo, iMac for Dummies
DarKrowthat's the new low
DarkonZeroIf IDG put out a book called "Click on the Icon for Dummies", WATCH OUT!
* DeReindeer snickers.
superspyisn't that what Macs for Dummies is?
superspy;)
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Perelandrahello
superspyhiya, pere
DarkonZeroHEELO!
DarKrowHello pere!
DeReindeerHey Perel!
DeReindeerLTNS.
MeltingManHeya! Piere!
DarKrowI got a Zip drive
superspyDK: welcome to the mid 90s :D
* DarkonZero watchs DK go "ZIP CRAZY".
Perelandrahow come this room isn't listed anymore?
* BobIshmael ponders writing "Hey, moron! If you're so stupid that you need to purchase a book to figure out an incredibly simple program or OS, you should be drug out into the street and shot... For Dummies."
DarKrowIt's a ZIP 250
* superspy still has his zip drive from when they first came out
DeReindeerI +sed the room to protect us from sex spam.
superspyaw, ma---I mean, thanks, De.
Perelandraah... and the other day, it was listed, but I was blocked!  I was so sad.
DarKrowSo, YOU'RE the one!
DarKrowDamnit!
superspyhuh, dk?
BobIshmaelDZ doesn't want the channel +s'ed because he's dumb.
DarKrowNo wonder every time i come in here, it's secret!
DarKrowThanks De
DarkonZeroBob...thanks for pointing that out!
BobIshmaelYeah, and look what good being on the server /list has done for us! We better -s the channel now.
BobIshmaelOh, and DK, that was sarcasm.
DeReindeerwull...um.
* DeReindeer blinks.
BobIshmaelOh wait...
BobIshmaelSorry, DZ. DK, I meant.
DarkonZeroThanks again....BOOB!
* DeReindeer bliks.
Perelandraboys, boys.... calm!
DeReindeer+n
DarKrowI don't like having this room secret
DeReindeerwas that extra o on purpose?
DeReindeerWhy not, DK?
DarkonZeroYes.
BobIshmaelBlik, blik, blik. That has to be a word.
superspyDK: repeat after me
superspy"/join #deep13"
superspyis that so hard?  ;)
DarkonZeroBob...it's that noise I made when tring to do that impression.
DarkonZerotrying even.
BobIshmaelImpression?
BobIshmaelCome again?
DarKrowI'm lazy
DarkonZeroRemember that Gleep one.....or whatever.
DeReindeerSo make an alias.
DeReindeerI use /j13
DarKrowso
DarKrowI'm too lazy for that
DarkonZeroI made a popup.
BobIshmaelThe closest is...
BobIshmaelBleak \Bleak\, n. [From Bleak, a., cf. Blay.] (Zo["o]l.) A small European river fish (Leuciscus alburnus), of the family Cyprinid[ae]; the blay. [Written also blick.]
superspyI'm not lazy.  hell, I type in the "/server" stuff manually
BobIshmaelThought you'd all like to know that.
DarKrowok
DarkonZeroI thought I was lazy.
DeReindeersay, a popup is a good idea, DZ. That's even lazier than waiting for /list.
DarkonZeroI made a popup to go straight to here....and I'm happy with it.
* BobIshmael ponders selling his gift card(s) on eBay for double their face value.
superspybob, did you see the russian, diesel sub on eBay?
BobIshmaelNo.
superspywell.....you should've
DarKrowI'm gonna auction my ass on eBay
superspyit was amusing.
BobIshmaelDid you see the 24 Japanese kids for sale?
DarKrowsee what happens
superspyno
BobIshmaelWell, you should've.
superspybut if you could give me a link, I'd be ever so grateful
DeReindeerDid they have little shorts?
BobIshmaelYes, actually.
MeltingManHeh heh.
DarKrowOh GOD no!
Perelandrawell, I'd best be going... nice chatting a bit with you folks
* DarKrow flashes back to the bad movies Like Prince Of Space
DarKrowLITTLE SHORTS!"
MeltingManAnd they run everywhere!
DarKrowNO!!!!!!!
DeReindeerbya, perel.
MeltingManAdios, Pere
Perelandragoodnight all.  Merry Christmas
* DeReindeer laughs at birdy.
DarkonZeroBye....
*** Perelandra has left #Deep13
* DarKrow hides and cries
* superspy shows DK a tape of Space Mutiny
superspysee?
superspygoooood episode
superspygoooooood episode
* MeltingMan notices that Mimi is about as tall as his King Kong doll.
superspy"c'mon skull!!"
MeltingManNot interesting, I'm just noticing it.
DeReindeeroooh! Make them battle!
DarkonZeroMimi would win.
MeltingManHeh heh....Mimi would win because she'd fight dirty.
DeReindeerProlly.
* DeReindeer fills Servo's head with loose change.
* BobIshmael listens to Rob Zombie's "It's Christmas Everywhere."
superspyI think it's time for me to go
MeltingManAdios, spy
BobIshmaelAdidas.
DarkonZeroAs for me too.....
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Dec 25 21:42:13 1999

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