| Session Start: Thu Dec 23 11:31:59 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'From now on, no topics will involve the ass of a reindeer, or anything which comes out of it.' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Thu Dec 23 04:12:41 | ||
| *** Retrieving #Deep13 info... | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Thu Dec 23 11:32:21 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Thu Dec 23 17:18:05 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'From now on, no topics will involve the ass of a reindeer, or anything which comes out of it.' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Thu Dec 23 04:23:13 | ||
| Cal | DZ! | |
|---|---|---|
| DarkonZero | CAL! | |
| Greid-Nog | DZ!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | GREID? | |
| DarkonZero | Nog? | |
| Greid-Nog | Egg-nog | |
| Greid-Nog | Greid-Nog | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah....I know....but still. | |
| Greid-Nog | only thing that sounded good! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| DarkonZero | Remind me not to drink you. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait. | |
| DarkonZero | UGH....I made it worse. | |
| Greid-Nog | hehe | |
| Cal | "Do I detect a hint of garlic?" | |
| DarkonZero | BAD CAL! | |
| * DarkonZero smacks Cal. | ||
| Cal | ow! | |
| DarkonZero | No refs from that show. | |
| * Cal slaps DZ around with a telephone | ||
| * Greid-Nog is really amused | ||
| * Greid-Nog wants you to DRINK HER!!!! | ||
| Greid-Nog | Not really, it was just tempting to say | |
| DarkonZero | Um... | |
| DarkonZero | hehe... | |
| DarkonZero | *GULP* | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| Cal | Greid!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | That made that even more worse. | |
| * Cal gives DZ the heimlech menover | ||
| DarkonZero | Cal....it's manuver | |
| DarkonZero | Or something. | |
| Cal | what eevr | |
| DarkonZero | Cal is drunk. | |
| Greid-Nog | eevr? damn, Cal! | |
| DarkonZero | Bob was right. | |
| Cal | I'M NOT SRUNK! | |
| Cal | I'M NOT DRUNK! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....prove it non-drunk boy! | |
| DarkonZero | Walk that line. | |
| Greid-Nog | I AM alcoholic... | |
| * DarkonZero points.... | ||
| * Cal walks the line | ||
| Cal | see? | |
| * Cal trips over a rock | ||
| * Greid-Nog pours more Bacardi rum into herself | ||
| Cal | ow!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Cal......the line was over there..... | |
| Cal | oh... | |
| * DarkonZero points again. | ||
| Cal | BRB gotta do the pee pee dance | |
| Greid-Nog | oh...kay... | |
| DarkonZero | Ah....the annual Cal pee pee dance. | |
| Greid-Nog | DRUNKARD!!!!! | |
| * DarkonZero smacks Greid for the hell of it. | ||
| * Greid-Nog hiccups | ||
| Greid-Nog | hmm, bubbly | |
| * DarkonZero smacks Greid for the hell of it.....again. | ||
| * Greid-Nog doesn't care | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.....me smacking you doesn't make you hiccup. | |
| Cal | baq | |
| Greid-Nog | the RUM!! | |
| DarkonZero | Cal...you pee'd on the rug...didn't you? | |
| Greid-Nog | *hic* | |
| DarkonZero | Cause that was rather quick. | |
| Cal | no.. | |
| Greid-Nog | eeww... *hic* | |
| Cal | I went to the ....you know.. | |
| Greid-Nog | bathroom? | |
| DarkonZero | The out house. | |
| Greid-Nog | little boy's room? | |
| Cal | yeah | |
| DarkonZero | The rug. | |
| Cal | The little Crowe room | |
| Greid-Nog | *hic* | |
| * DarkonZero smacks Gried....cause she likes it. | ||
| Greid-Nog | *hic* *hic* *hic* | |
| * DarkonZero hugs Greid....but hopes she doesn't vomit. | ||
| Greid-Nog | tha-- *hic* ...nks! | |
| * Cal watches Greid throwup all over DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| Cal | ick | |
| * DarkonZero runs to the shower. | ||
| Greid-Nog | whoa, didn't even FEEL that one comin'! | |
| Greid-Nog | *hic* | |
| * DarkonZero turns on the water..... | ||
| * DarkonZero jumps in. | ||
| * Greid-Nog goes to lie down in her heap of blankets in the corner | ||
| Greid-Nog | ahhh... *hic* | |
| Cal | You're lucky, Greid, not a drop got on you. | |
| Greid-Nog | yep | |
| * DarkonZero turns off the water and jumps out. | ||
| Greid-Nog | I'm good at *hic* puking in or on other things | |
| * DarkonZero heads back to the fray. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm back. | |
| Greid-Nog | yes? can we *hic* help you? | |
| * DarkonZero seems to have forgotten something...but doesn't know what. | ||
| DarkonZero | What was it. | |
| DarkonZero | . to ? | |
| Cal | Your souffle?> | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| * DarkonZero looks down. | ||
| DarkonZero | MY CLOTHES! | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| Cal | XYZ | |
| * DarkonZero runs to a room. | ||
| * Cal hands DZ a black "censor" card | ||
| * DarkonZero puts some clothes on. | ||
| * DarkonZero heads back to the fray. | ||
| DarkonZero | There.... | |
| * DarkonZero looks down. | ||
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| Greid-Nog | don't worry, I had my eyes closed | |
| DarkonZero | These aren't my clothes! | |
| Cal | DZ, why are you wearing a dress? | |
| Greid-Nog | *hic* | |
| DarkonZero | Damn omega and his stupid America flag shorts. | |
| * DarkonZero runs back.....finds his clothes and puts them on. | ||
| * DarkonZero heads back to the fray. | ||
| DarkonZero | There.... | |
| DarkonZero | Am I missing anything? | |
| Greid-Nog | aren't they still *hic* covered in puke? *hic* | |
| DarkonZero | These are different clothes of mine. | |
| Greid-Nog | ohh... | |
| DarkonZero | I think. | |
| DarkonZero | *sniff* | |
| DarkonZero | UGH! | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| Greid-Nog | what? | |
| Cal | A little bit of megabytes on my site | |
| Cal | A little bit of mem'ry for my ROM | |
| Cal | A little bit of midis for my ear | |
| Cal | A little bit of pixels on my screen | |
| DarkonZero | I put the puked on ones back on.... | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| Greid-Nog | did you crap your pants again? | |
| DarkonZero | OH hell...... | |
| DarkonZero | Forget it. | |
| * DarkonZero hugs Greid again......... | ||
| Greid-Nog | *hic* awww... | |
| Cal | ewww | |
| DarkonZero | Your vomit from you to me...then now from me to you. | |
| * Greid-Nog runs away | ||
| * Greid-Nog hides in her heap | ||
| * DarkonZero doesn't want to find out what the heap is. | ||
| DarkonZero | Or what the heap is made of. | |
| Greid-Nog | of blankets!! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh really? | |
| Greid-Nog | yes! | |
| DarkonZero | How come they smell? | |
| Greid-Nog | they don't, it's your other clothes in the bathroom | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-huh.....suuuuuuuure. | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
| * DarkonZero feels a certain (but stupid) power surge through him... | ||
| DarkonZero | I AM...! | |
| * DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRA DORK15,16,0!6,0 | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork | ||
| UltraDork | WOOTA! | |
| * Cal gets his gun. | ||
| * UltraDork ducks.... | ||
| * Cal pumps his rifle | ||
| * UltraDork runs | ||
| * Cal aims at Mars | ||
| UltraDork | I'm outta here... | |
| * Cal aims at Ultradork | ||
| Cal | *BOOM* | |
| UltraDork | I AM NO LONGER...! | |
| * UltraDork loses his dumb power and returns back to his old moronic, sorta secret alter-ego, DarkonZero. | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** UltraDork is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| DarkonZero | YOU SHOT ME! | |
| Cal | Who me? | |
| * DarkonZero smacks Cal. | ||
| DarkonZero | Well you got that damned rifle pointed at me..... | |
| * Greid-Nog sings | ||
| Cal | AHHHHH@ | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| Greid-Nog | Lookin' for our... Scapegoats | |
| DarkonZero | SHE SINGING! | |
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| Greid-Nog | HEY!!! | |
| DarkonZero | AND COVER YOUR EARS! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'sings.wav' | ||
| [Cal SOUND] | ||
| * Greid-Nog drops an anvil on the situation | ||
| DarkonZero | <The situation> HEY! | |
| Cal | <situation> ow! | |
| [Greid-Nog SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| DarkonZero | Should I leave? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| Cal | yes | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....I'll see ya...uh.....never. | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Thu Dec 23 17:45:10 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Thu Dec 23 18:18:51 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Merry Christmas Eve Eve' | ||
| *** Set by DarKrow on Thu Dec 23 18:19:30 | ||
| DarkonZero | WOO! | |
| *** Disconnected | ||
| *** Attempting to rejoin... | ||
| *** Rejoined channel #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Merry Christmas Eve Eve' | ||
| *** Set by DarKrow on Thu Dec 23 18:19:30 | ||
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| DarKrow | DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | DK! | |
| Cal | the hell? | |
| DarkonZero | THE CAL? | |
| * DarKrow gives DZ a christmas hug *hic* | ||
| DarKrow | Merry Christmas! | |
| DarKrow | And Happy Ramadan too | |
| Greid-Nog | Happy Kwanza | |
| DarkonZero | Dk...you been drinking the Greid-nog haven't you? | |
| * DarKrow drinks more Sake | ||
| DarKrow | no | |
| DarKrow | sake... and rum | |
| Greid-Nog | ooh! | |
| * DarKrow drinks rum | ||
| DarKrow | and a little Jack mixed in | |
| * Greid-Nog is loaded with rum | ||
| DarkonZero | Is it cold or hot sake? | |
| DarKrow | cold | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarKrow | but intoxicatin' none the less | |
| DarkonZero | Cold can get ou fugged up. | |
| Cal | ou? | |
| DarkonZero | You. | |
| DarkonZero | You. | |
| DarkonZero | You. | |
| DarkonZero | You. | |
| Cal | ouija router board | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
| DarkonZero | DZ BONK! | |
| * DarkonZero hits Cal with his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
| DarKrow | ouija? | |
| * DarKrow grabs the ouija board | ||
| * Cal shoves a shovel into DZ's head | ||
| DarkonZero | Inventive.... | |
| DarKrow | DE'S ON! | |
| DarKrow | DE'S ON! | |
| DarKrow | DE'S ON! | |
| DarKrow | *HIC* | |
| Greid-Nog | hmm, neat!! | |
| Greid-Nog | *hic* | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be in the lobby you drunkards! | |
| * DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
| Session Close: Thu Dec 23 18:22:33 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Thu Dec 23 18:24:43 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Merry Christmas Eve Eve' | ||
| *** Set by DarKrow on Thu Dec 23 18:19:30 | ||
| Cal | DEEZEE! | |
| DarKrow | DZ! | |
| * DarKrow drinks more rum | ||
| Greid-Nog | DK, sit, roll over, HUG!! | |
| * DarKrow passes the bottle | ||
| Greid-Nog | Discovery Zone!! | |
| * Cal drinks a Killer Shrew | ||
| Cal | mmmmpth sweet | |
| Greid-Nog | ooh, gimmie one!!! | |
| * DeReindeer paints DK red and green. | ||
| |Junior| | 12,0 where do you live? | |
| DeReindeer | In your head, Jun. | |
| |Junior| | 12,0 oh yes | |
| *** Bowku has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DeReindeer | Zero! KuKu! | |
| Bowku | HI!!!! | |
| Cal | Goku! | |
| DarkonZero | Great....this is depressing. | |
| Bowku | Junior? | |
| DarKrow | GOKU! | |
| DeReindeer | My sister is drunk, and she's eating jello on my floor. | |
| DeReindeer | What is, DZ? | |
| * DarKrow gives Goku a christmas hug | ||
| |Junior| | 12,0 ? | |
| DarkonZero | This.... | |
| * DarKrow rinses the paint off of his body... thanks De | ||
| DarkonZero | .me points all around. | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| DeReindeer | Uhhhh... | |
| DeReindeer | heheheheh. | |
| Greid-Nog | hehe | |
| * DeReindeer gives DK a new perch for an early xmas present, then. | ||
| DarKrow | Thanks! | |
| * DarKrow gives De the new RATM CD | ||
| * DeReindeer throws ping pong balls at DZ. | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Cal | RATM? | |
| Greid-Nog | i want a Lickety Split!! | |
| Bowku | 4[Random Burnings]4/14Cake4]/14Fashion Nugget4[4/14I Will Survive4[/145:104[/144.74 MB | |
| * DarKrow makes a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster | ||
| DeReindeer | Oooohhh..um...I didn't know rec.arts.tv.mst3k had put out a CD...(joke, people! I'm not that stupid! Or...am I?) | |
| Cal | RATM? | |
| DarKrow | Rage Against The Machine | |
| Cal | oh | |
| * DarKrow drinks the whole pitcher of Gargle Blasters and falls on the floor | ||
| Cal | There should be a fan-made Clowns In The Sky 3 | |
| Greid-Nog | RAT 'EM!! | |
| DarKrow | Woah | |
| DarKrow | What a trip | |
| *** |Junior| has left #Deep13 | ||
| Cal | With KTMA songs, 1-10 songs that weren't on the other 2 | |
| Bowku | Die all of you! | |
| * DarkonZero dies. | ||
| DeReindeer | Can I do CitSIII? | |
| Bowku | thanks | |
| Cal | plus some songs like TUSK! | |
| DarkonZero | There...HAPPY? | |
| Cal | and the 10 theme | |
| * Bowku plays with the /whois *(something* he found by accedent | ||
| Cal | What's the /whois thing you found? | |
| Cal | Goku? | |
| * Greid-Nog humms to herself | ||
| * DarKrow cant wait till New Years Day | ||
| Greid-Nog | heh | |
| DarKrow | I'm going to ROCKY HORROR! | |
| DeReindeer | oooh. | |
| Cal | Are going in drag? | |
| Bowku | like if you /whois *(something)* it brings up everything with that thing like /whois *de* brings up every nick with De in it | |
| DarKrow | yep | |
| DarKrow | no | |
| DarKrow | I am going in black | |
| DeReindeer | say. | |
| DarKrow | a black T Shirt | |
| DarKrow | Black Jeans | |
| DarKrow | and A Black Leather Jacket | |
| DarkonZero | DK....you gotta get into the Rocky Horror spirit. | |
| DarKrow | say what | |
| DarKrow | I am not going in drag | |
| DeReindeer | awwwwwww | |
| DarkonZero | Go as Brad. | |
| DarKrow | I am however bringin every prop in the book | |
| DarKrow | Noisemakers, lighters, etc | |
| Cal | toast? | |
| DarKrow | I don't have what I need for the costume | |
| DarKrow | Toast... | |
| DarKrow | Scott toilet paper | |
| Bowku | holy shit | |
| * Cal dumps a ton of toast on DK | ||
| Bowku | all my desktop icons are gone | |
| Bowku | and the start thing | |
| DarKrow | Grr | |
| DarKrow | GAH! | |
| Bowku | shit! | |
| * Greid-Nog jumps into the pile over DK and starts munching on toast | ||
| DarKrow | Goku... | |
| Bowku | Yes? | |
| Bowku | There was an illegal opperation | |
| DarKrow | Dija turn on Web Mode? | |
| Bowku | and then boom! | |
| Bowku | No... | |
| DarKrow | oh | |
| DarKrow | well | |
| DarkonZero | Crash. | |
| Bowku | reboot | |
| DarKrow | as long as you can chat with us | |
| *** Bowku has quit IRC (buh bye) | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm gonna hate Christmas.... | |
| DarkonZero | I gotta work. | |
| DarKrow | Why? | |
| DeReindeer | stupid christmas. | |
| DarkonZero | I repeat. | |
| DarkonZero | I gotta work. | |
| DarKrow | where do you work? | |
| DarkonZero | In a casino arcade. | |
| DarKrow | oh | |
| DarKrow | well... | |
| DarkonZero | And I gotta work on New Year's day. | |
| DarKrow | that blows | |
| DarKrow | maybe yer boss will let you out early | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-huh...suuuure | |
| DarkonZero | The only way I'll get out early is walk out....again, | |
| DarkonZero | And it's gonna be the worse...cause people tend to be more agressive on holidays. | |
| DarkonZero | CANNIBALS! | |
| Cal | Is your boss Emmeneezer Booze? | |
| DarKrow | well | |
| DarKrow | hope | |
| Greid-Nog | I was thinking that tomorrow, I might have an online Christmas Eve party in #GizmonicsBar, if any of you want to come | |
| DarKrow | and eat lots of fiber christmas eve | |
| DeReindeer | i eat worms | |
| DeReindeer | i eat worms | |
| DeReindeer | i eat worms | |
| DeReindeer | i eat worms | |
| DeReindeer | i eat worms | |
| DeReindeer | i eat worms | |
| DeReindeer | i eat worms | |
| DeReindeer | i eat worms | |
| DeReindeer | i eat worms | |
| DeReindeer | i eat worms | |
| DeReindeer | i eat worms | |
| DeReindeer | i eat worms | |
| DeReindeer | i eat worms | |
| Cal | Do you eat worms? | |
| DeReindeer | STUPID SISTER!!!! | |
| Cal | Can I insult "Defie" ? | |
| DarkonZero | So....who's up for ping pong? Since De hit me with a bunch of 'em. | |
| DeReindeer | you go right ahead. | |
| DarKrow | Goku's back | |
| Cal | DEFIE!!! YOU'RE A HERMAPHRODITE PSYCHOSOMATIC! | |
| DarKrow | Nah, odds are the rents got me the New Pong for christmas | |
| DarKrow | Instead of Quake III | |
| DarkonZero | I got Q3A. | |
| *** Bowku has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | I was playing it earlier. | |
| Greid-Nog | wb | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.....that might explain why I feel a bit bitter. | |
| DarKrow | WB! | |
| * DarkonZero socks Ku in the jaw. | ||
| Greid-Nog | Dubba you Be!! | |
| DarkonZero | WB! | |
| Cal | I'm not sure what my parents are getting me...I got my father "The Magnificent seven", my mother: some hand creme, some aromatic candles, and some potpurri | |
| DarkonZero | Cal...you got your mom pot....not potpourri. | |
| Cal | uh oh | |
| * DarKrow smokes Cal's mother's pot | ||
| Greid-Nog | and me, I'm just making my parents and relatives cards, they seem to like them more than bought gifts, though I don't know exactly why | |
| DarKrow | ahhh | |
| Cal | I was wondering why it cost so much... | |
| DeReindeer | parents are just weird like that, Greidy. | |
| DarkonZero | She'll make a makeshift bong outta the potpourri thing. | |
| Cal | ... | |
| * DarkonZero has to remember to e-mail his friend. | ||
| Greid-Nog | hmm, make good use of a bowl | |
| Greid-Nog | bowl=bong | |
| Greid-Nog | ! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....enough bong talk... | |
| Cal | bong! | |
| Cal | bong! | |
| Cal | bong! | |
| Cal | bong! | |
| Cal | bong! | |
| Cal | bong! | |
| DarkonZero | It went on all last night. | |
| Cal | dang....little sister | |
| Cal | hehehee | |
| DarkonZero | And it was my fault. | |
| * DeReindeer kicks Cal. | ||
| Cal | ow! | |
| DeReindeer | What does this little sister look like, then? | |
| Greid-Nog | bang! | |
| Cal | YOU BROKE MY LEG! | |
| DarkonZero | I think I got my Christams present from my l'il bro already....this computer. | |
| DarkonZero | And I still gotta buy it from him. | |
| Greid-Nog | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | Isn't that nice of him? | |
| * DeReindeer glues Cal's leg back together. | ||
| Greid-Nog | i accidentally found one of my X-mas presents: an N64 console and a couple good games | |
| DarkonZero | I bought most of my gifts already..... | |
| Cal | cool | |
| DarkonZero | I buy my own presents. | |
| DarKrow | yeah! | |
| Cal | I'm hoping my family got a digital camera | |
| DarkonZero | Kinda defeats the purpose. | |
| Cal | for the whole family | |
| DarKrow | I hope I got an extra 64 MB of RAM | |
| * DarKrow drools over the concept of more RAM | ||
| Greid-Nog | i need 8 more gigs on this old hard drive... | |
| DarkonZero | DK...you just shorted your computer. | |
| * Cal drools at the thought of his computer working right again | ||
| Greid-Nog | flooded it with saliva, eeww... | |
| * DeReindeer steps carefully around the drool. | ||
| DarkonZero | I gotta reinstall everything on my computer..... | |
| * Greid-Nog runs to higher ground | ||
| DarkonZero | My puter is fugged up. | |
| * Cal takes the plug out of the floor | ||
| * DarKrow stops drooling | ||
| Cal | the mouth juice will flow to Sci-Fi HQ | |
| DarKrow | sorry | |
| DarKrow | HEHE! | |
| * DarKrow drools some more | ||
| * DarKrow stops | ||
| Greid-Nog | how about just going to SF HQ and drool on the top floor? | |
| * DeReindeer donates some drool to Ms. Hammer, and grumbles as Netscape crashes. | ||
| DarkonZero | Sci-fi already has enough drool from the Trekkies thinking that they might of seen some nudity from the "Special Edition" of Star Trek. | |
| DeReindeer | heheh. | |
| DeReindeer | oy. | |
| Cal | hah | |
| Greid-Nog | yikes, they actually thinkn that? | |
| DarkonZero | Well...look at them and Voyager. | |
| DeReindeer | They really want to see Leonard Nimoy naked, don't they? | |
| Greid-Nog | geez, we all know Councillor Troi never takes those clothes off... | |
| Cal | ugh... | |
| Greid-Nog | eewwwww........ | |
| Cal | SPOCK! NOOOOO! | |
| DarKrow | nobody wants to see any trek character naked | |
| DeReindeer | And 7 of 9 naked probably looks like the inside of a toaster... | |
| DarKrow | 'cept mabye the borg babe | |
| DarKrow | maybe | |
| Greid-Nog | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | <Leonard Nimoy> Hello....I'm Leonard Nimoy....and I'm completely naked. | |
| Cal | hehe | |
| Greid-Nog | hehe | |
| DeReindeer | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! | |
| * DeReindeer falls over. | ||
| DarKrow | GAH! | |
| * DarKrow hides | ||
| DarkonZero | <William Shatner> I....to....am....nak...ed. | |
| Greid-Nog | <Will Shatner> Must... strip... for... the fans!! | |
| * DarKrow hides | ||
| DarkonZero | <James Doohan> Aye.....I'm naked myself...lads...and lasses. | |
| Cal | hehe | |
| * Greid-Nog huddles in her pile of blankets | ||
| * Cal makes a .wav of that | ||
| * DeReindeer ponders drawing 7 o 9 naked (looking like a bunch of circuitry) and Lara Croft naked (a wireframe) just to piss off drooling fanboys trying to d/l the picture. | ||
| * Greid-Nog vomits on DZ | ||
| DeReindeer | OOOH! A PILE OF BLANKETS! | |
| *** DarKrow has left IRC | ||
| *** DarKrow is now known as FanBoy | ||
| FanBoy | Ooh! | |
| DarkonZero | <George Takei> Heheh....I'm George Takei....I'm naked.....what warp factor Capt.? | |
| DeReindeer | Hey, why is Coleman Francis in the pile of blankets...naked? | |
| FanBoy | Freakazoid! Letme be your partner! | |
| Bowku | Hehehe De | |
| FanBoy | Pretty Please! | |
| FanBoy | Pretty Please! | |
| * Greid-Nog kicks the sicko out of her heap | ||
| FanBoy | Please let me be your parter Freakazoid! | |
| *** Greid-Nog is now known as Freakazoid | ||
| Freakazoid | HELL NO!! | |
| *** DeReindeer is now known as Cosgrove | ||
| FanBoy | Please! | |
| * DarkonZero wants to kill the dolt who made a Tomb Raider desktop theme with Lara Croft being naked. | ||
| Cal | Want to go out for a min? | |
| Freakazoid | NO! | |
| Cosgrove | Hey freak...wanna go see a bunch of muffins shaped like religious figures? | |
| Cal | Want to go out for a mint? | |
| FanBoy | Please! | |
| * DarkonZero now cries. | ||
| DarkonZero | WAH! | |
| *** Cal has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal is now known as Ricardo | ||
| *** Cosgrove is now known as DeReindeer | ||
| Freakazoid | Uh.... NO!! | |
| *** Ricardo is now known as RicardoM | ||
| DarkonZero | MY FREAKAZOID SOUNDS! | |
| RicardoM | Laugh with my freakazoid, laugh with me! | |
| FanBoy | Oh come on! | |
| DeReindeer | where'd your freakazoid sounds go? | |
| FanBoy | I'll be the best partner ever! | |
| Freakazoid | NOPE!! | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as Gutierrez | ||
| *** Freakazoid is now known as Greid-Nog | ||
| Gutierrez | I AM NOT A WEENIE! | |
| Greid-Nog | WEENIE!! | |
| Gutierrez | YOU ARE A WEENIE! | |
| FanBoy | Aww come on! | |
| Greid-Nog | WEENIE!! | |
| Gutierrez | I AM NOT A WEENIE! | |
| Gutierrez | YOU ARE A WEENIE! | |
| Greid-Nog | WEENIE!! | |
| Gutierrez | I AM NOT A WEENIE! | |
| Gutierrez | YOU ARE A WEENIE! | |
| Greid-Nog | WEENIE!! | |
| Greid-Nog | WEENIE!! | |
| Gutierrez | I AM NOT A WEENIE! | |
| Gutierrez | YOU ARE A WEENIE! | |
| Greid-Nog | WEENIE!! | |
| Gutierrez | I AM NOT A WEENIE! | |
| Gutierrez | YOU ARE A WEENIE! | |
| Greid-Nog | WEENIE!! | |
| * DeReindeer hides from the weenies. | ||
| *** DarKrow is on IRC | ||
| *** FanBoy is now known as DarKrow | ||
| *** Gutierrez is now known as CandleJack | ||
| DeReindeer | YOU ARE BOTH WEENIES! | |
| Greid-Nog | I AM NOT A WEENIE! | |
| Greid-Nog | WEENIE!! | |
| DeReindeer | YOU ARE BOTH WEENIES! | |
| Greid-Nog | WEENIE!! | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** CandleJack is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| * DarkonZero kicks De. | ||
| Greid-Nog | WEENIE!! | |
| Greid-Nog | WEENIE!! | |
| Greid-Nog | WEENIE!! | |
| * DarkonZero runs... | ||
| DeReindeer | ow! | |
| Greid-Nog | WEENIE!! | |
| Greid-Nog | WEENIE!! | |
| * DeReindeer kicks back. | ||
| * RicardoM kicks back! | ||
| DarkonZero | HAH! | |
| DarkonZero | YOU MISSED! | |
| * Greid-Nog tries to grow out of her weenie phase... | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh-oh.... | |
| * DarkonZero feels the powers that be...well...emerge. | ||
| DarkonZero | I AM...! | |
| * DarkonZero becomes in a weird transformation...a huge, lumbering superhero (who has his own comic, to boot). His name...15,1MEGATON MAN15,16,0!6,0 | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as MegatonMan | ||
| Greid-Nog | WEENIE!! *hic* | |
| MegatonMan | Woo. | |
| Greid-Nog | NO!!!! | |
| MegatonMan | This is weird. | |
| * DarKrow will BRB 14,15(2,15 potty and pepto 14,15) | ||
| Greid-Nog | WEENIE!! | |
| RicardoM | Greid wants to become a full blown bologna | |
| * DeReindeer hides. | ||
| Greid-Nog | Hey... | |
| *** Cal-Crowe is on IRC | ||
| *** RicardoM is now known as Cal-Crowe | ||
| MegatonMan | Uh....potty and pepto......someone going to the border. | |
| Greid-Nog | eeww... | |
| Greid-Nog | *RUN!* | |
| MegatonMan | That's what he's probably doing. | |
| MegatonMan | I AM NO LONGER...! | |
| * MegatonMan in a weird reverse transformation...15,1MEGATON MAN15,16,0 becomes mild mannered moron, DarkonZero. | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** MegatonMan is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| Greid-Nog | yep, makin' a run for the border | |
| DarkonZero | HEY! | |
| Greid-Nog | excellent onomatopoia, DZ | |
| * DarKrow is back | ||
| DarKrow | No | |
| DarkonZero | Watch out....he's making a "run" for it! | |
| DarKrow | I had a whole pizza for dinner | |
| Greid-Nog | I'll give you an A+ in the poetry chapter | |
| Greid-Nog | Me too, so what? | |
| DarKrow | so | |
| DarkonZero | So | |
| DarKrow | it gave me the runs | |
| Greid-Nog | I ate a whole HAWAIIAN pizza | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| * DarkonZero smacks De for the hell of it. | ||
| DarKrow | It was a greasy pizza | |
| * DarkonZero smacks Bob for the hell of it. | ||
| DarKrow | BOB! | |
| Greid-Nog | BOBBY BOY!! | |
| BobIshmael | Oh. Wow. Stupid Christmas nicks. | |
| * DeReindeer pulls DZ's legs off. | ||
| * DarKrow gives Bob a christmas Hug! | ||
| BobIshmael | DK. KK. | |
| BobIshmael | AHHH! | |
| DeReindeer | Bobbo! | |
| BobIshmael | GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Anyone want a cool sound of me burping> | |
| Greid-Nog | yeah, so what? | |
| BobIshmael | Deedly. | |
| [Greid-Nog SOUND] | ||
| DeReindeer | BobIshmistletoe | |
| * BobIshmael thinks. | ||
| DarkonZero | CAL! | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael is now known as Bob-Xmas | ||
| Bob-Xmas | How's that? | |
| DarKrow | merry X-Mas! | |
| DeReindeer | blah. | |
| DarkonZero | BAH! | |
| Bob-Xmas | Fine... | |
| DarKrow | Tis Christmas Eve, Eve! | |
| Greid-Nog | uh.... a little on the boring side. be a bit more creative | |
| *** Bob-Xmas is now known as SantaBob | ||
| DarkonZero | HUMDINGER! | |
| SantaBob | Better? | |
| DarkonZero | HAMDINGER! | |
| DarkonZero | BAH! | |
| DarkonZero | HAMDINGER! | |
| Greid-Nog | HUMBUG? | |
| DarKrow | I gots to goes byes byes | |
| Greid-Nog | bye, DK | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as ScroogeMc0 | ||
| SantaBob | Adidas. | |
| DarKrow | i'll be back around midnight | |
| DarKrow | BYE! | |
| *** DarKrow has left IRC | ||
| *** DarKrow has quit IRC (BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!) | ||
| DeReindeer | d'oh. | |
| SantaBob | Well, SantaBob finally finished his Linux download.. | |
| DeReindeer | Howabout BobIshmerry. | |
| Greid-Nog | hehe | |
| SantaBob | Too many letters. | |
| * ScroogeMc0 shudders at the thought of Bob being merry. | ||
| SantaBob | Isn't it? | |
| Greid-Nog | by one letter, even | |
| DeReindeer | Howabout BobIscrooge. | |
| *** SantaBob is now known as SatanBob | ||
| Greid-Nog | hehe | |
| DeReindeer | d'oh. | |
| ScroogeMc0 | That's better. | |
| DeReindeer | Well, 'tis more appropriate. | |
| ScroogeMc0 | It suits him. | |
| SatanBob | I thought so. | |
| ScroogeMc0 | BAH! | |
| ScroogeMc0 | HAMDINGER! | |
| ScroogeMc0 | Hey Penguin boy! | |
| SatanBob | I was rather fond of my "Saturnalia" topic, it pointed out how stupid everybody is. | |
| SatanBob | ...The majority of the present company excluded. | |
| DeReindeer | I see. | |
| SatanBob | And Ku isn't stupid, either, he's just all doped up. | |
| ScroogeMc0 | Are you sure? | |
| DeReindeer | What was the Saturnalia topic, again? | |
| DeReindeer | 'ku's just insane. | |
| Greid-Nog | thank you.... umm, you do mean I'm not stupid as well? | |
| *** Mars changes topic to 'Happy Saturnalia, you pagan dogs! ' | ||
| SatanBob | It was that. | |
| SatanBob | Oh, and Mars is accepting my password again. | |
| ScroogeMc0 | No reindeer ass topics......so says Loc. | |
| SatanBob | What a hypocrit.. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Greid, could you resend mambo 5? | |
| DeReindeer | I see. | |
| SatanBob | Period. | |
| DeReindeer | Feh! | |
| DeReindeer | I liked my reindeer ass topic! | |
| ScroogeMc0 | It was good..... | |
| SatanBob | Did you like Loc's "REINDEER POOP ALL AROUND" topic? | |
| Greid-Nog | Peh and Feh | |
| DeReindeer | Waitaminute...as a pagan dog, I find that topic offensive. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Greid, want burp.wav | |
| Greid-Nog | umm, ok | |
| DeReindeer | Oh, yeah, that was so much better than my reindeer ass topic. :P | |
| * /sound: no such file 'dzburp.wav' | ||
| * /sound: no such file 'dzburps.wav' | ||
| * /sound: no such file 'burpwheeze.wav' | ||
| * /sound: no such file 'burpweeze.wav' | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| *** Raven-X is on IRC | ||
| *** Raven-X has joined #deep13 | ||
| ScroogeMc0 | RAVEN! | |
| Cal-Crowe | raven X! | |
| ScroogeMc0 | WOO! | |
| Raven-X | hello everyone | |
| Greid-Nog | RAVEN! | |
| SatanBob | Anyhow, once I figure out how to set up my modem and PPP in Linux, I'll run ircII and Lynx! Then I'll be an 3|337 h4X0r! | |
| * ScroogeMc0 smacks Raven. | ||
| SatanBob | But for now, I'm a feeb... Just like the rest of you. | |
| Raven-X | let me ask everyone a question, is it wrong to be addicted to the game joust? | |
| * Cal-Crowe breaks Bob's legs | ||
| ScroogeMc0 | Bob....that's if you have compatible devices. | |
| SatanBob | I never figured out how to play that game. | |
| SatanBob | And the emus scared me. | |
| Greid-Nog | hehehe | |
| DeReindeer | emus! | |
| DeReindeer | Ratites are neat. | |
| Raven-X | well it's like mario, accept people are riding on emus and you have to jump on them while flying | |
| Cal-Crowe | and you dodge flying mushrooms? | |
| Greid-Nog | thrown by a monkey? | |
| Cal-Crowe | that has been stuffed and fried? | |
| Raven-X | heh nope | |
| SatanBob | What if you both jump at the same time? | |
| Greid-Nog | death? | |
| Cal-Crowe | Does an alarm go off? | |
| Greid-Nog | DIE EMU!! | |
| Raven-X | hehehe | |
| * ScroogeMc0 wishes he could play the Tron vid game again. | ||
| *** AidanK is on IRC | ||
| Cal-Crowe | I thought you would ride Emo Phillips | |
| DeReindeer | 47 Comes! | |
| Raven-X | oh yeah if you take to long to finish up a level a winged dinosaur comes out and tries to eat you | |
| *** Bowku has quit IRC (buh bye) | ||
| SatanBob | He was soooo high. | |
| SatanBob | Really? | |
| SatanBob | Wow. | |
| SatanBob | I should play Joust again. | |
| Raven-X | yup hehehe | |
| Greid-Nog | hmm, like that Ski Free thing, the Yeti comes out to eat you | |
| SatanBob | You're high, also. | |
| Raven-X | I still know of a place that has the machine | |
| SatanBob | There's nothing for you to do in Guam, so you get all doped up. | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** ScroogeMc0 is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| Raven-X | if you happen to be in Louisiana try and find a place called Roller Rinks, and they should have either Joust or Space Invaders | |
| *** DeReindeer sets mode: -b *!*@*.splitrock.net | ||
| Greid-Nog | dah, I gotta go | |
| *** AidanK has joined #deep13 | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o AidanK | ||
| DarkonZero | Bye Greid. | |
| SatanBob | Hi Aidan! | |
| DarkonZero | AK! | |
| AidanK | bien... gracias De | |
| SatanBob | Adidas KK. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Aidan! | |
| *** Greid-Nog has quit IRC (Sic em' SAMBA!!) | ||
| AidanK | hiya Bob, DA, Cal | |
| Cal-Crowe | "Twas the night before the night before Christmas..." | |
| DarkonZero | DA? | |
| AidanK | 15,15#14,14#15,1 ·· 14,14#15,15# | |
| DarkonZero | A District Attorney? | |
| AidanK | err..DZ..slip of the frozen fingers.. | |
| DarkonZero | Ah.... | |
| AidanK | no heat in the basement.... | |
| DarkonZero | Get a damned candle man! | |
| Raven-X | you know what sucks, you guys get an extra day before the end of the world occurs in your area | |
| AidanK | and believe me, it's more frigid than the Queen of England! | |
| SatanBob | WHOO! USA! USA! | |
| SatanBob | Wow. That's almost as funny as the stuff Cam says. | |
| AidanK | 15,15#14,14#11,1 ·· 14,14#15,15# | |
| SatanBob | Or the stuff I say, for that matter. | |
| Raven-X | JUST WAIT TILL YOUR ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DATELINE | |
| DarkonZero | Or I. | |
| SatanBob | Especially you. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah....I know. | |
| AidanK | 21:27:17 on 12/23/99 | |
| AidanK | the heck? | |
| SatanBob | date | |
| AidanK | oh...left somethin running.... | |
| * SatanBob shrugs. | ||
| Raven-X | here on guam is Dec 24 1:29 p.m. | |
| Cal-Crowe | DARE TO BE STUPID! | |
| * DeReindeer wonders why all the midi sites are dissappearing and grumbles. | ||
| Raven-X | where did Werid Al get in the conversation? | |
| SatanBob | Because sucks hosewater, De. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm watching VH1 | |
| SatanBob | Because MIDI sucks hosewater, De. | |
| DarkonZero | I like midis. | |
| Raven-X | they are playing that music video? | |
| * DarkonZero smacks bob. | ||
| DeReindeer | I don't care! I like midis. | |
| Cal-Crowe | De, i found a really good MIdi site | |
| SatanBob | What, DZ? | |
| DeReindeer | really? | |
| Cal-Crowe | tons of MIDIS | |
| DeReindeer | where is, where is? | |
| Raven-X | have you tried using mods? | |
| Cal-Crowe | http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/6356/frame.html Jim's MIDI Links TONSS!!! | |
| * DarkonZero thinks off UUencoding his thoughts. | ||
| DarkonZero | off to of | |
| DeReindeer | ooooh | |
| DeReindeer | wow. | |
| AidanK | hmm..if it weren't for MIDI, most of todays music wouldn't, well...exist... | |
| Cal-Crowe | yeah | |
| DarkonZero | CC....you did a good job. | |
| SatanBob | Sure, Aidan. | |
| Cal-Crowe | most keyboard auido is midi | |
| SatanBob | Um... It's hard to tell, but I typed that with a patronizing sarcasm attitude. | |
| AidanK | plus, all of us keyboard players would be entirely screwed.... | |
| * DarkonZero smacks Bob. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | I have a midi keyboard | |
| AidanK | afk | |
| Cal-Crowe | I want to get a bigger one with lots of sounds someday | |
| DarkonZero | I have only a guitar..... | |
| SatanBob | Uh-huh, DZ. Smack all you like, but it won't change the fact that Aidan's wrong. | |
| DarkonZero | I got a piture of it....it's a nice one. | |
| DarkonZero | Actually it's a picture of my disater area...the guitar got into the shot. | |
| AidanK | back...and no, I'm not wrong... | |
| SatanBob | Sure you're not. Pay no mind that "most" of today's music is down with ACTUAL musical instruments. | |
| * DarkonZero looks at the picture of his room.....and cries. | ||
| SatanBob | Hence, why it's called "music". | |
| SatanBob | And not "crap". | |
| AidanK | so you're saying a keyboard isn't an instrument? | |
| *** MSTAnon is on IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon has joined #deep13 | ||
| SatanBob | I'm saying MIDI isn't. Keyboards are borderline. | |
| DeReindeer | 'lo Anon. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Anon | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.....so Bob....you're saying you like Backstreet Boys or something? | |
| SatanBob | What? | |
| SatanBob | What are you talking about, DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | Uh...nothing.... | |
| SatanBob | Okay. | |
| DarkonZero | You Backstreet fan you. | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| SatanBob | Care to explain how you came to this conclusion, DZ? | |
| SatanBob | I'm just dying to find out. | |
| Raven-X | I got in an dispute, over Britney Spears, I called her the next Debbie Gibson | |
| DarkonZero | <SatanBob> Sure you're not. Pay no mind that "most" of today's music is down with ACTUAL musical instruments. | |
| DarkonZero | <SatanBob> Hence, why it's called "music". | |
| DarkonZero | <SatanBob> And not "crap". | |
| AidanK | .......borderline? though I do like the feel of a real piano better, I still turn to my keyboard when I need to get some serious music done...I can compose, perform, arrange and score all my pieces, without paying other musicians to come in and do the tracks...and how do I do it? MIDI!! | |
| DarkonZero | And I figured to modify it. | |
| MSTAnon | Hello. | |
| * DarkonZero smacks Anon. | ||
| AidanK | hi Anon | |
| DarkonZero | HELLO! | |
| SatanBob | Well, you didn't do a good job because Backstreet Boys aren't musical in any way. | |
| SatanBob | They're "crapfully annoying". | |
| SatanBob | Just like MIDI. | |
| * SatanBob bows. | ||
| DarkonZero | Midi done right is good. | |
| SatanBob | I think I've made my point. | |
| Raven-X | well, for some reason girls like boy groups created by record companies that want to make a quick buck | |
| DeReindeer | I made some midis...hmph. | |
| AidanK | Bob, what instrument do you play? (just curious) | |
| SatanBob | Done right... I suppose... | |
| DarkonZero | I have lots of bad examples of midi | |
| SatanBob | Drums (which isn't really an instrument) and a little guitar. | |
| * MSTAnon is looking for a MIDI of "Hooray For Santy Claus." | ||
| Raven-X | I play two instruments | |
| DeReindeer | I don't like boy groups created by record companies that want to make a quick buck. So...there. | |
| SatanBob | VERY little guitar. | |
| DeReindeer | I have a .wav of that...or I did. | |
| Raven-X | Cello and Bass Guitar | |
| MSTAnon | Good for you, De! =D | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| SatanBob | Cello? | |
| Raven-X | well you're one of the few :) | |
| * SatanBob tries to picture a Cello. | ||
| * DarkonZero wishes when he played his guitar....that he not just randomly make noise. | ||
| SatanBob | Oversized bass violins, right? | |
| Raven-X | yup | |
| Raven-X | and smaller that a Bass Cello | |
| AidanK | I have a lot of bad examples of guitar playing..or orchestral music..yet I still consider guitars a wonderful instrument (I have a Washburn D10-E), and own some pieces of orchestral music | |
| Raven-X | than not that | |
| SatanBob | Hey! Wow! That's fairly cool. | |
| AidanK | Cello..my cousin played that.. | |
| DarkonZero | AK....you got a better guitar than I have. | |
| MSTAnon | Anybody have "Hooray For Santy Claus" on MIDI? | |
| AidanK | whacha got? | |
| DarkonZero | I gotta a guitar scribed withthe name "Dean" on it.......it's from Korea. | |
| DarkonZero | It is an okay guitar.....but I'd like to have a better one. | |
| AidanK | hmm..I think I've heard of that brand before.... | |
| * Cal-Crowe boogies to Mambo No. 5 | ||
| * DarkonZero kicks CC. | ||
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| SatanBob | Aidan, Phillip(sp?) Glass does stuff with MIDI that I like... But I don't consider it music, nor did I consider Glass a musician. | |
| Cal-Crowe | hey! | |
| AidanK | www.musiciansfriend.com <<get a nice guitar for <$300 | |
| Raven-X | I'm sick of all thestudents at my school who bring their guitar to school, but they will never amount to anything since they can't write a good song | |
| MSTAnon | Sigh... | |
| * MSTAnon desperately needs santyclaus.mid. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | I wrote a song. and it doesn't suck. | |
| DarkonZero | I got a music shop down the street from me called "Mars". | |
| * SatanBob searches for MIDI on his HD. | ||
| DarkonZero | That's where I got my guitar setup. | |
| AidanK | well, I don't consider all loopers musicians..though they do have a talent... | |
| Raven-X | werid name | |
| SatanBob | Whoo! Acronym-fun! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Mars sells hot guitars | |
| AidanK | yeah, there's one in Nashville... | |
| MSTAnon | RSVP ASAP, OK? | |
| Raven-X | uhhhh yeah?????? <:| | |
| * DarkonZero ponders playing Q3A......again...... | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | To frag....or not to frag. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'pumaman.mid' | ||
| [SatanBob SOUND] | ||
| * DeReindeer grumbles that her site is down. | ||
| SatanBob | That's the only one I have that didn't originally come with the computer. | |
| SatanBob | Yep, it's not music. | |
| * DeReindeer ponders sending Bob a good midi. | ||
| SatanBob | NO! | |
| DeReindeer | Want a song I wrote? | |
| SatanBob | THEN I'D BE PROVING WRONG! | |
| DeReindeer | pleeeeeese? | |
| SatanBob | Er... | |
| SatanBob | Proven. | |
| DeReindeer | heheheh. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll take... | |
| SatanBob | *cough* | |
| DeReindeer | stupid Grammar Boy. | |
| SatanBob | Bite me, MIDI-girl. | |
| * DeReindeer would direct people to the midi section of her site except IT'S DOWN! ARRRRGH! | ||
| MSTAnon | DOES ANYBODY HAVE "HOORAY FOR SANTY CLAUS" ON MIDI?! | |
| Cal-Crowe | NO! | |
| SatanBob | Pumaman.mid is far too long. | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| SatanBob | And no. | |
| MSTAnon | Damn. | |
| DeReindeer | Just use the midi of Patrick Swayze Xmas like a good boy. | |
| * MSTAnon continues his search. | ||
| MSTAnon | Sigh... | |
| DeReindeer | Anybody want a Jurassic Park midi I made, then? | |
| * SatanBob ponders learning to compose MIDI. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'mambo5.mid' | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh....I'll take...I think. | |
| SatanBob | For some reason, this computer came with all the software to do that. | |
| MSTAnon | That MIDI is in serious need of completion. | |
| *** MSTAnon has left IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon has quit IRC (Read error to MSTAnon[user-33qtp9l.dialup.mindspring.com]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| *** MSTAnon is on IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon has joined #deep13 | ||
| DeReindeer | ha ha! the patrick swayze xmas midi takes its revenge. | |
| MSTAnon | Loose connection on the modem. =P | |
| Cal-Crowe | yes! a Mambo 5 midi! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.....I had this one.... | |
| DeReindeer | I just copied the JP midi out of a book, btw. I'm lazy like that. | |
| DeReindeer | oh. | |
| DeReindeer | well, want some I made? | |
| DarkonZero | But it's all fine. | |
| MSTAnon | JP midi? | |
| MSTAnon | Made what? | |
| Cal-Crowe | sure send me JP.mid | |
| MSTAnon | "Hooray For Santy Claus"? | |
| * MSTAnon starts to panic. | ||
| DeReindeer | Anon. It doesn't exist. Get over it. | |
| *** Tallvan has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DeReindeer | greetings. | |
| AidanK | anyone want a MIDI of me playing the keys? my fingers were cold, but it's OK.... | |
| MSTAnon | Hi, Tallvan! Want ops? | |
| Tallvan | Ho Ho Ho | |
| MSTAnon | It must exist... | |
| DeReindeer | Not everything exists in mid format, Anon. | |
| Tallvan | No | |
| Cal-Crowe | I got a program that lets me mix voice with midi | |
| MSTAnon | Just about! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to the midi of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Are 'Friends' Electric?"4,1 | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| * MSTAnon asks Jeeves where it is. | ||
| AidanK | well..anybody? | |
| DarkonZero | Now this is a good midi. | |
| DarkonZero | AK...I'll take. | |
| Raven-X | hehehe, ask Jeeves if he is gay, there is something funny that shows up when you ask that | |
| MSTAnon | Yeah, the local radio suggested it. | |
| DarkonZero | I asked Evil Jeeves something....and he was rather thorough. | |
| DeReindeer | so, who wants my original midis? They're kinda stupid...but in a sorta-good way...idunno. | |
| DarkonZero | De....I'll take.. | |
| AidanK | sure, De... | |
| DarkonZero | AK...try again. | |
| *** Tallvan has left #Deep13 | ||
| AidanK | k | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| AidanK | hmmm? | |
| Raven-X | "This file is none of your business. You have a lot of nerve even clicking on this link." | |
| Raven-X | heheh that is the answer they put up when you ask that | |
| [DeReindeer SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | It's not coming through | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'mambo5.mid' | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | That was to AK. | |
| MSTAnon | Well, Jeeves has given me some leads... | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| Raven-X | such as? | |
| MSTAnon | Several. | |
| Raven-X | well name a few | |
| Cal-Crowe | anyone want a .txt of Upgrade No. 5? | |
| Cal-Crowe | wit...nevermind | |
| AidanK | I rewrote that song in Chemistry class.... | |
| AidanK | named a bunch of elements...sorta weird, really... | |
| DeReindeer | what the hell is a .txt of Upgrade No. 5? | |
| Cal-Crowe | This one is about computer upgrades | |
| AidanK | A little bit of RAM in my life....etc? | |
| Cal-Crowe | yeah | |
| AidanK | geez...I'll take it... | |
| Cal-Crowe | A little bit of megabytes on my drive | |
| Cal-Crowe | A little bit of mem'ry for my RAM | |
| Cal-Crowe | A little bit of midis for my ear | |
| Cal-Crowe | A little bit of pixels on my screen | |
| Cal-Crowe | A little bit of unlimited hours for free | |
| Cal-Crowe | I forgot, I'm not done yet | |
| Raven-X | sheesh, please I heard enough of that, no need for a parody | |
| Cal-Crowe | It's a good song...just a little annoying after being on TV hever 5 minutes | |
| MSTAnon | Pleh. | |
| DarkonZero | BAH! | |
| * SatanBob returns with "Hearty Black Bean" chili or soup, sweet pickles, and a Coke. | ||
| SatanBob | Wow. This is the most complete meal I've had since Thanksgiving. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....we know his is gonna run a bit later. | |
| *** Raven-X has left IRC | ||
| *** Raven-X has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'mambo5.mid' | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| * AidanK is AWAY. Reason: boiled custard..BrB | ||
| * DarkonZero burps.... | ||
| SatanBob | What the hell is a "boiled custard"? | |
| DarkonZero | Just what is says. | |
| DarkonZero | It is custard that is boiled. | |
| SatanBob | Could anyone, besides DZ, tell me what a "boiled custard" is? | |
| DeReindeer | Ummmm...a custard somebody dropped into boiling water? | |
| Cal-Crowe | It's boiled custard | |
| DarkonZero | Hence...boiled custard. | |
| * AidanK is back!! | ||
| DarkonZero | WOO! | |
| AidanK | an incredibly good drink... | |
| Cal-Crowe | It's custard that has been cooked in a pot of water at a tempature of 100 degrees | |
| SatanBob | You can't boil custard! That's like boiling yogurt! Or small children! | |
| Cal-Crowe | or Bob! | |
| AidanK | Wal-mart or Kroger should still have some... | |
| SatanBob | What is it, Aidan? | |
| DeReindeer | Or little gold robots with stripes shirts! Or talking flowers! | |
| DarkonZero | Bob's boiled alright..... | |
| * DeReindeer snickers. | ||
| MSTAnon | Hmm... | |
| Cal-Crowe | or little kittens! | |
| AidanK | not as good as my great-grandma's was..'course now she's dead, and the store-bought stuff wins by default | |
| DeReindeer | Or...dinosaurs! | |
| DarkonZero | Bob kicked a few back while he was gone. | |
| SatanBob | De, it's a compliment to be called an "Angry Flower" but, alas, I am no Angry Flower. | |
| DeReindeer | Yeah, you're just a blah flower. | |
| Cal-Crowe | What is custard made of? | |
| DarkonZero | Eggs. | |
| SatanBob | Aidan, so it's a drink, right? | |
| AidanK | I honestly couldn't tell ya, Bob, but it's really good, and won't kill ya | |
| AidanK | yeah | |
| SatanBob | HA! | |
| AidanK | I believe I said that.... | |
| MSTAnon | It's gotta be here somewhere. | |
| SatanBob | I know, I just wanted to make sure it wasn't a non-sequiter or anything. | |
| Cal-Crowe | At Cedar Point, the coolest amusement park in the USA, they serve frozen custard | |
| AidanK | ah.. | |
| *** Jason is on IRC | ||
| * DarkonZero watch as Anon goes insane lookin' for a midi. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | It was yummy | |
| AidanK | I also got a Christmas tree sugar cookie | |
| * MSTAnon goes insane lookin' for a midi. | ||
| MSTAnon | EXIST, DAMNIT!!! EXIST!!! | |
| SatanBob | Therefore, it is NOT, in fact, boiled custard at all. You do not and cannot drink custard. So, HA, DZ! | |
| * Cal-Crowe watches Anon turn into Norman Bates | ||
| DarkonZero | Well.....why is AK drinking it Bob? | |
| DarkonZero | HA! | |
| MSTAnon | Oh, Mother...! | |
| * DeReindeer stirs some custard up with a blender and drinks it just to annoy Bob. | ||
| AidanK | uhm, it has the consistency of, oh, molasses, but you can drink it | |
| * SatanBob grumbles. | ||
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| SatanBob | I still don't think it's custard. | |
| DarkonZero | I WON! | |
| * DarkonZero smacks Bob! | ||
| DarkonZero | WOO! | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o SatanBob | ||
| AidanK | Bob, we just like to argue, don't we.... | |
| SatanBob | No, DZ, I think I'm right. | |
| DarkonZero | Are you now? | |
| SatanBob | Yes. | |
| DarkonZero | Since when? | |
| *** capo has joined #deep13 | ||
| SatanBob | Since now. | |
| Cal-Crowe | capo | |
| Cal-Crowe | capo@ | |
| capo | hi | |
| Cal-Crowe | capo! | |
| DarkonZero | I doesn't look like it. | |
| SatanBob | Well, you're mistaken. | |
| * Cal-Crowe eats capo | ||
| Cal-Crowe | mmmm | |
| AidanK | hmm..raise any keys lately, capo? | |
| Cal-Crowe | newbies are tender | |
| DarkonZero | Am I now? | |
| capo | do you know what it means | |
| *** Mars sets mode: -o SatanBob | ||
| MSTAnon | Hi, capo! Want ops? | |
| SatanBob | Yes. | |
| DarkonZero | Since when? | |
| capo | hi Mst | |
| SatanBob | Sweet pickle? | |
| * DeReindeer wonders how many newbies have been devoured by Cal. | ||
| DarkonZero | capo will become almost as famous as Sampo..... | |
| Cal-Crowe | capo, type /raw server capo to get op | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| DarkonZero | Actually no. | |
| capo | i am on it | |
| * AidanK chuckles | ||
| SatanBob | capo, M.D.! | |
| capo | pardon | |
| Cal-Crowe | type /raw server capo to be an op | |
| Cal-Crowe | see? | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Cal-Crowe | ||
| * SatanBob grumbles. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | It works! | |
| Cal-Crowe | try it! | |
| SatanBob | Yeah, yeah. Just hurry it up. | |
| DeReindeer | AAAAAH! THE EATER OF SOULS HAS OPS! | |
| * DeReindeer runs. | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe sets mode: +b capo!*@* | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: -o Cal-Crowe | ||
| SatanBob | Oh wow, look at that. | |
| *** AidanK sets mode: -b capo!*@* | ||
| Cal-Crowe | mwa ha ha | |
| AidanK | =P | |
| SatanBob | Mmmm... "Hearty Black Bean" chili or soup. | |
| SatanBob | Say, what exactly is "paprika"? | |
| * DarkonZero wonders if Bob is doing a Campbell's soup commercial.... | ||
| * Cal-Crowe smashes the camera | ||
| SatanBob | I am not, I'm just telling you that "Hearty Black Bean" chili or soup is good for you! | |
| SatanBob | And delicious, as well. | |
| SatanBob | Mmmmmmmm. | |
| DarkonZero | BOB HAS GONE CORP! | |
| Cal-Crowe | <SatanBob> Only 99 cents for a can! | |
| * SatanBob holds up a can and smiles. | ||
| * DeReindeer extracts the skeletal remains of several newbies from Cal's stomach and gives them a proper burial in the toilet. | ||
| * SatanBob covers up the part of the can that says "poison". | ||
| SatanBob | Hearty Black Bean Po- Er... chili or soup! Try some, won't you? | |
| * DarkonZero eats some and lets out a Hearty Balck Bean chili or soup fart. | ||
| * Cal-Crowe calls the FDA | ||
| DarkonZero | Black even.... | |
| * Cal-Crowe sees the giant clou | ||
| * Cal-Crowe sees the giant cloud | ||
| * DeReindeer passes out gas masks. | ||
| DarkonZero | A poisonous cloud at that. | |
| DarkonZero | De....not to Bob. | |
| DarkonZero | Remember... | |
| * DarkonZero wafts the cloud over to Bob. | ||
| * Cal-Crowe puts on hi gas masl | ||
| * Cal-Crowe puts on hi gas mask | ||
| * Cal-Crowe puts on his gas mask | ||
| * SatanBob looks up. | ||
| SatanBob | Sorry, I'm impervious to jokes that aren't funny. | |
| DarkonZero | Since when> | |
| DarkonZero | . to ? | |
| Cal-Crowe | <SatanBob> Sorry, I'm impervious to jokes that aren't funny. | |
| * SatanBob looks at CC. | ||
| SatanBob | A-ny-way... | |
| AidanK | hmm.. De passed gas.... | |
| DarkonZero | AK! | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-oh. | |
| DeReindeer | I did not! DZ did! | |
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| DeReindeer | DZ is the smelly one! | |
| DarkonZero | Am I now? | |
| DarkonZero | Since when? | |
| AidanK | 15,15#14,14#1,1 ·· 14,14#15,15# | |
| SatanBob | <DZ> Si- DAMN! | |
| AidanK | 15,15#14,14#1,1 ·· 14,14#15,15# | |
| AidanK | 15,15#14,14#2,1 @@ 14,14#15,15# | |
| * Cal-Crowe sings Mambo No. 5 | ||
| DeReindeer | Since...forever? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...you're not even sure. | |
| AidanK | since when is $rand always 0?!?!?!? | |
| *** capo has left #deep13 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | <Austin Powers> Sex? Yes, please. | |
| * MSTAnon continues his search in vain. | ||
| DarkonZero | You're gonna get it! | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his ATOMIC DEATH RAY! | ||
| * DarkonZero uses his ATOMIC DEATH RAY on everyone ! He got 'em good! | ||
| DarkonZero | I feel better. | |
| * Cal-Crowe pours ice on DZ | ||
| * DarkonZero gets out his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
| DarkonZero | DZ BONK! | |
| * DarkonZero hits everyone with his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
| * Cal-Crowe gets out his BIG TOMMY GUN! | ||
| Cal-Crowe | CAL SHOOT! | |
| DarkonZero | I feel twice as better. | |
| * Cal-Crowe shoots DarkonZero with his BIG TOMMY GUN! | ||
| SatanBob | Odd. I feel much more annoyed. GO figure. | |
| DarkonZero | ugh.... | |
| * DarkonZero feels a certain (but stupid) power surge through him... | ||
| DarkonZero | I AM...! | |
| * DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRA DORK15,16,0!6,0 | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork | ||
| UltraDork | WOOTA! | |
| * DeReindeer ties pink ribbons on Cal's net and runs. | ||
| SatanBob | Ohg great. | |
| SatanBob | Oh great. | |
| Cal-Crowe | HEY!!! | |
| * Cal-Crowe rips the ribbons off | ||
| UltraDork | Well.....I'm here. | |
| UltraDork | Ain't it great? | |
| * Cal-Crowe pushes UltraDork into a water tank with great whites in it | ||
| UltraDork | NOT THE KKK! | |
| UltraDork | Ugh...that was dumb. | |
| * Cal-Crowe pushes UltraDork into a water tank with great white sharks in it | ||
| UltraDork | I AM NO LONGER...! | |
| * UltraDork loses his dumb power and returns back to his old moronic, sorta secret alter-ego, DarkonZero. | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** UltraDork is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | DZMMIT! | |
| * Cal-Crowe pushes DarkonZero into a water tank with great white sharks in it | ||
| DarkonZero | WHAT THE DZHELL! | |
| * SatanBob visits diediedie.com, for some strange reason. | ||
| SatanBob | I just felt compelled. | |
| DarkonZero | To diediedie...I suppose? | |
| MSTAnon | Well, all of the leads from Jeeves have turned up empty-handed. | |
| * Cal-Crowe canes Darkon | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't spray paint no cars! | |
| SatanBob | Christ, and I thought Cam was annoying. | |
| * DeReindeer puts a little pink dress on Cal. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm not that Mike McSwollenass. | |
| SatanBob | Anyhow, Anon, did you try an FTP search? | |
| MSTAnon | Not yet, why? | |
| SatanBob | DO IT! | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.....De is having Barbie flashbacks. | |
| Cal-Crowe | BawBaw | |
| AidanK | I blew up barbies....don't worry, they were my cousin's | |
| DarkonZero | AK..... | |
| DarkonZero | What's to worry about? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...wait. | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as McSwollena | ||
| McSwollena | D'oh! | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** McSwollena is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DeReindeer | I am NOT having Barbie flashbacks, I'm humiliating Cal! It's fun! | |
| * DeReindeer ponders humiliating Bob now. | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob is better to humiliate... | |
| DarkonZero | but it defeats the purpose...he does it himself. | |
| MSTAnon | FTP search... | |
| SatanBob | De, go ahead. It's better than being annoyed by DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.....Bob annoyed...go fig. | |
| SatanBob | Hmmm.....DZ annoying..go fig | |
| * DeReindeer puts a huge penguin suit on Bob. | ||
| DarkonZero | I know I'm annoying...as witheveryone. | |
| Cal-Crowe | PENGUIN!!! | |
| * Cal-Crowe shoots the penguin | ||
| * SatanBob just stands there. | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob is a Penguin user. | |
| DarkonZero | Or trying to be. | |
| * SatanBob uses his Penguin-Fu to murder CC. | ||
| SatanBob | It's well known that penguins are expert martial artists, CC. What were you thinking? | |
| * Cal-Crowe dies | ||
| Cal-Crowe | wait...robots don't die | |
| * Cal-Crowe drops an atom bomb on the bird | ||
| DarkonZero | So...it's no longer "Bob, The Angry Flower"...now "Bob, The Annoyed Penguin". | |
| DeReindeer | "Bob the Ticked-Off Penguin" sounds better. | |
| DarkonZero | Disgruntled fits nicely.... | |
| DarkonZero | WOO! | |
| * DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
| Session Close: Thu Dec 23 20:35:25 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Thu Dec 23 23:14:17 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Happy Saturnalia, you pagan dogs! ' | ||
| *** Set by Mars on Thu Dec 23 19:15:43 | ||
| DeReindeer | Hiya DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah..yeah. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmm... | |
| * DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
| Session Close: Thu Dec 23 23:16:38 1999 | ||
Generated by irclog2html.py 2.12.1 by Marius Gedminas - find it at mg.pov.lt!