| Session Start: Wed Dec 22 01:02:08 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Happy Saturnalia, you pagan dogs! ' | ||
| *** Set by Mars on Tue Dec 21 22:06:02 | ||
| BobIshmael | Oh, hey, look. | |
|---|---|---|
| DeRaptor | Hey DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Where am I? | |
| DarkonZero | How did I get here? | |
| BobIshmael | He's all doped up again. | |
| DarkonZero | What year is this? | |
| DarkonZero | Is it 1996? | |
| BobIshmael | Yes. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, you can draw, right? | |
| DarkonZero | I need to find the 12 monkeys army. | |
| DarkonZero | And yes....I can draw. | |
| BobIshmael | Then I have a proposition for you... | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
| BobIshmael | We create a comic where I write, you draw, and I get all the profits. | |
| BobIshmael | What do you think? | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| DeRaptor | Yay! DZ has a brain! | |
| DarkonZero | I get all the profits. | |
| BobIshmael | 90/10? | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....all for me....none for you. | |
| BobIshmael | That's not very Musketeer'ish. | |
| BobIshmael | Fine, then. Damn you both! I'll learn to draw and then I'll have all the blueberry muffins I want! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not a Musketeer. | |
| BobIshmael | Wait... No.. | |
| BobIshmael | What was I going to do again? | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.....you were gonna urinate on yourself. | |
| BobIshmael | No, I don't think that's it. | |
| DarkonZero | No....that's what you said. | |
| BobIshmael | Say, that reminds me, how's your brother? | |
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> I need to urinate on myself. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...the l'il bro is just dandy. | |
| BobIshmael | Are you sure you don't want to go with my Bob Gets All The Profits idea? | |
| * DarkonZero ponders watching 12 Monkeys again.... | ||
| BobIshmael | Last chance. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'll get back to you on that. | |
| DarkonZero | Like.....let's say......never. | |
| * BobIshmael checks his planner. | ||
| BobIshmael | Never's not good for me. | |
| BobIshmael | How about... | |
| DarkonZero | Well...it's plenty good for me. | |
| * BobIshmael flips through his planner. | ||
| BobIshmael | Lesee... | |
| DarkonZero | Next Tuesday is not good. | |
| BobIshmael | I have an opening... Now. | |
| DarkonZero | And neither is now. | |
| BobIshmael | How about NOW? | |
| DarkonZero | Nope. | |
| BobIshmael | Now? | |
| DarkonZero | Uuuuuuhhh.... | |
| DarkonZero | Ye....no. | |
| BobIshmael | How about three seconds from now? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.....? | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| BobIshmael | Fine. | |
| DarkonZero | Three seconds from before mighta been good.....but it's too late. | |
| BobIshmael | You'll rue the day you denied me whatever it is I'm trying to get you to do! | |
| DarkonZero | Rue? | |
| BobIshmael | In other news, Windows is a lot less annoying when you turn all the sounds off. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm gonna be a food thinkner. | |
| DarkonZero | thikener even. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn words. | |
| DarkonZero | Thickener.... | |
| DarkonZero | There! | |
| BobIshmael | Yes, rue. | |
| BobIshmael | rue1 (r) | |
| BobIshmael | v. rued, ru·ing, rues. | |
| BobIshmael | v. tr. | |
| BobIshmael | To feel regret, remorse, or sorrow for. | |
| BobIshmael | v. intr. | |
| BobIshmael | To feel regret, remorse, or sorrow. | |
| BobIshmael | n. | |
| BobIshmael | Sorrow; regret: “To their rue, the Social Democrats have to acknowledge that the Conservative-Liberal coalition has captured the center where elections are won” (Elizabeth Pond). | |
| * DarkonZero doesn't feel regret remorse or sorrow. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm fine. | |
| DarkonZero | How about you? | |
| BobIshmael | I said "You'll". Future tense. | |
| BobIshmael | Meaning, sometime in the future you'll feel regret. | |
| * BobIshmael enrolls DZ in high school. | ||
| BobIshmael | Once you graduate, you can speak to me. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....in the future....I'll be my hapless, dumb self.....that won't remember to rue the day. | |
| BobIshmael | Speaking of which... | |
| BobIshmael | Did they fire your pathetic self? | |
| DarkonZero | Nope.... | |
| DarkonZero | They were nice to me. | |
| BobIshmael | Like hell they were. | |
| DarkonZero | They think I might kill them. | |
| BobIshmael | Even more reason to fire you. | |
| DarkonZero | But....that's my guess. | |
| * DeRaptor yawns. | ||
| * DarkonZero slaps De. | ||
| DarkonZero | WAKE UP! | |
| * BobIshmael decides to get food. | ||
| DarkonZero | Watch as the Bob goes foraging. | |
| DarkonZero | Ewww......he's eating danduff flakes! | |
| DarkonZero | The cannibal! | |
| DarkonZero | Eating of his own dead skin! | |
| * DeRaptor kicks DZ. | ||
| * DarkonZero slaps De.....again! | ||
| * DeRaptor pulls DZ's hair o ut. | ||
| DarkonZero | o ut! | |
| DarkonZero | SLEEP! | |
| * DarkonZero waves his hand in De's face. | ||
| DarkonZero | SLEEP! | |
| * DeRaptor bites DZ's hand. | ||
| DarkonZero | After watching 12 Monkeys.....I'm not sure if I'm insane or not. | |
| DarkonZero | And the latter isn't the best thing. | |
| DeRaptor | ah, hell, I'm goin' to bed. | |
| DarkonZero | SLEEP! | |
| DeRaptor | g'nite, y'freaks. | |
| * DeRaptor Leaps through a run in the pantyhose of the space-time continuum... | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left #Deep13 | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmm....Bob not back. | |
| DarkonZero | Me go. | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Dec 22 01:25:16 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Dec 22 10:00:26 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Happy Saturnalia, you pagan dogs! ' | ||
| *** Set by Mars on Tue Dec 21 22:06:02 | ||
| * DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
| Session Close: Wed Dec 22 10:00:35 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Dec 22 13:24:30 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '* Cal-Crowe sweats <Locdog07> Oh great, and I just mopped up Defie's drool' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Wed Dec 22 12:23:20 | ||
| DarkonZero | BOW! | |
| DarkonZero | *COUGH* | |
| DarkonZero | *COUGH* | |
| Bowku | Hi | |
| DarkonZero | BOWKU! | |
| DarkonZero | What's going on? | |
| * DarkonZero is liking his new King Kai symbol shirt....... | ||
| Greidanus | dah, I gotta go for a bit] | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| DarkonZero | Bye.... | |
| Greidanus | sorry, be back in, say, 20 minutes | |
| *** Greidanus has left IRC | ||
| *** Greidanus has quit IRC (Sic em' SAMBA!!) | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe is on IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Howdy | |
| Bowku | hi | |
| Cal-Crowe | The IMDb is avertising MST3K Poopie! on the goofs pages | |
| Bowku | Whast the page> | |
| Bowku | ? | |
| Cal-Crowe | look on the Goofs pages on the IMdb | |
| Cal-Crowe | BTW, I found a new horrible movie to riff | |
| Cal-Crowe | Second Sight (1989 | |
| Cal-Crowe | ) | |
| Bowku | 4[Random Burnings]4/14DMX, Method Man, Ja Rule, Nas 4]/14Belly Soundtrack (1998)4[4/14Grand Finale4[/147:234[/144.23 MB | |
| Cal-Crowe | Belly? | |
| Bowku | No idea | |
| Bowku | 4[Random Burnings]4/14They Might Be Giants4]/14(Live)4[4/14No One Knows My Plan.mp34[/142:054[/141.68 MB | |
| Bowku | Someone must of sent that to me | |
| Cal-Crowe | http://us.imdb.com/Title?0098276 Second Sight (AKA Crap) | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be back later.... | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Dec 22 13:59:12 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Dec 22 14:29:08 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '* Cal-Crowe sweats <Locdog07> Oh great, and I just mopped up Defie's drool' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Wed Dec 22 12:23:20 | ||
| Bowku | Wb | |
| DarkonZero | Thankee! | |
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| DarkonZero | Well....... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmmm..... | |
| * DarkonZero burps... | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Howdy | |
| Cal-Crowe | Your burp broke my glass of Pibb | |
| * DarkonZero expects Cal to say "YEEHAW" next.... | ||
| Cal-Crowe | SEESAW! | |
| DarkonZero | SEESAW! | |
| DarkonZero | WOOO! | |
| Cal-Crowe | FUNNT! | |
| DarkonZero | I bought Quake 3 and I am now frustrated with it. | |
| DarkonZero | I realized I really suck at it. | |
| * Cal-Crowe hands DZ a Quake 3 for Dummies book | ||
| DarkonZero | Thanks.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | That will be 20 bucks | |
| * DarkonZero thumbs through the book. | ||
| DarkonZero | HEY! | |
| DarkonZero | The pages are blank! | |
| Cal-Crowe | mwa ha ha ha | |
| * DarkonZero hits Cal over the head with the book! | ||
| Cal-Crowe | ow! | |
| Cal-Crowe | I got a paper cut! | |
| Cal-Crowe | I don't feel so good... | |
| * Cal-Crowe falls down | ||
| *** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| *** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 without his stupid luggage case. | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Loc! | |
| Locdog07 | 'eyyy | |
| DarkonZero | Oh great....he thinks he's The Fonz. | |
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Sowwy | |
| *** SantaBoz has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Bowku | BOZ | |
| Locdog07 | Santy Boz! | |
| Locdog07 | Hooray fer Santy Boz. | |
| SantaBoz | Ho ho ho. Where's my gift? | |
| Locdog07 | First take back those three insults. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Boz! | |
| SantaBoz | But SantaBoz is selfish and greedy | |
| * Cal-Crowe hands Boz a box | ||
| * Locdog07 hands Boz a paper tissue | ||
| DarkonZero | BOZORINO! | |
| SantaBoz | A gift! Goody! | |
| Cal-Crowe | There's nothing IN the box, but I bet you could make something cool out of it | |
| * SantaBoz gets an idea | ||
| * Locdog07 takes the lightbulb from over Boz's head and gives it to him as a gift | ||
| * DarkonZero hands Boz and anvil and leads him to a cliff. | ||
| * SantaBoz sets the box on fire and sets in on Cal's head. | ||
| DarkonZero | and anvil? | |
| SantaBoz | there, I made Cal Flambe | |
| DarkonZero | An anvil. | |
| SantaBoz | Cool anvil. | |
| Cal-Crowe | AHHHHHHH! | |
| * SantaBoz hits DZ with it. | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '1,0All Hail Mandark' | ||
| SantaBoz | perfect for hitting people who give bad gifts | |
| DarkonZero | BAST..... | |
| DarkonZero | BAST! | |
| * Cal-Crowe catches Boz on fire | ||
| SantaBoz | AAHHH!!!! | |
| Locdog07 | -KING HELL! | |
| * Cal-Crowe melts | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'fall.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * Cal-Crowe solidifyds | ||
| * Cal-Crowe pours gloopstick on Boz | ||
| SantaBoz | There was a local tragedy where 12 girls caught each other on fire rehearsing a christmas show. happened a hundred years ago, too | |
| Locdog07 | hmmm | |
| Locdog07 | They still had Christmas back then? | |
| SantaBoz | yeah | |
| SantaBoz | Early stages of development | |
| Cal-Crowe | Before Tickle Me Elmo | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| * Locdog07 laughs | ||
| SantaBoz | Yes, Even the Cabage Patch dolls | |
| Locdog07 | So, we're in the year 9 BTME | |
| * Cal-Crowe makes an evil Tickle Me Elmo | ||
| * Cal-Crowe tickles Elmo | ||
| Locdog07 | <Elmo> Get your f**king hand off me you f**king homo! | |
| Locdog07 | <Disney> We honestly had no f**king idea it would do that. | |
| SantaBoz | My brother is in a wrestling e-fed. He's called the Cookie Monster and he carries a rewired Tickle Me Elmo | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Elmo> Don't YOU TOuch me!!!! YOU ******* SON OF A ***** I'll BUST YOUR ****ING *** DOWN THE **** STREET! | |
| * Locdog07 can imagine Elmo swearing | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | "Todays letters are F...U...." | |
| SantaBoz | Elmo want you to **** a tree, you m*****f******" | |
| DarkonZero | After a few more years of Seasame Street...he will. | |
| SantaBoz | Or just the letters F and U | |
| Cal-Crowe | Elmo goes on a killing spree | |
| Cal-Crowe | He kills Grover with a knife | |
| Locdog07 | Elmo slits his wrists and goes around the Street spraying red fluffy muppet blood on everything. | |
| SantaBoz | I'm gonna cap your ass! | |
| DarkonZero | Mr. Snufflelupagus is on his way to mass murder..... | |
| Cal-Crowe | He kills Big Bird with a cattle prod | |
| Cal-Crowe | Snuffelupigas hangs people with his trunk | |
| Locdog07 | Heheh | |
| Locdog07 | Telly commits suicide after mass depression. | |
| SantaBoz | "And now a very special presentation of Sesame Street's 'I'm gonna git you, Sucka.' Starring Elmo." | |
| Locdog07 | DeRaptor3K: Big Bird takes a hint from Hitchcock and starts pecking everyone's eyes out. | |
| Cal-Crowe | hehe | |
| Cal-Crowe | LOL | |
| SantaBoz | Bert would strangle Ernie to death for feeding oatmeal to his pidgeons | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| Cal-Crowe | lol | |
| Cal-Crowe | @ | |
| Locdog07 | Doin' the *strangle* *choke*...pigeon! | |
| SantaBoz | Hey, Bert, why are ya lookin' at me funny? | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'll br baq in a dwew | |
| Locdog07 | awwww | |
| Locdog07 | In mountain dew? | |
| SantaBoz | I think he tried to speel but it didn't work out too good | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| DarkonZero | I'm off again....see ya later or something. | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Dec 22 14:57:52 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Dec 22 21:34:52 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '"***REINDEER POOP ALL ROUND***" Is this some British joke or something, Loc? I don't get it.' | ||
| *** Set by BobIshmael on Wed Dec 22 19:58:39 | ||
| DarkonZero | WOO! | |
| DeRaptor | Bob, quit threatening 'ku. | |
| Cam | DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Cam. | |
| Cam | Ha! He calls musical instruments musenstrumens! That's better than omega. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm not threatening him! I'm just pointing out a pretty obvious fact! | |
| BobIshmael | One day, he will die. | |
| BobIshmael | Isn't that amazing? | |
| DarkonZero | As will you Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Shut up. | |
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| Cam | There is something worse than death. | |
| Cam | Buddy's disease. | |
| DarkonZero | Or Limbaugh. | |
| * DeRaptor thinks Bob will die before 'ku. | ||
| Cam | Or Mahir. | |
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| MeltinMan | Be gone, clone! | |
| Goku | I got acupuncture done again today, it's so freaky, the needles are so small but when she puts them in I couldn't move my legs or arms, or sit up | |
| * MeltinMan grrrs. | ||
| DarkonZero | MM! | |
| DarkonZero | WOO! | |
| DeRaptor | wb, Melty. | |
| Goku | I got acupuncture done again today, it's so freaky, the needles are so small but when she puts them in I couldn't move my legs or arms, or sit up | |
| Goku | what the fuck! | |
| DeRaptor | The clone's not here. | |
| *** MeltingMan is on IRC | ||
| *** MeltinMan is now known as MeltingMan | ||
| MeltingMan | It was when I came in....I think I was lagged. | |
| DeRaptor | 'ku, you're an odd'n. | |
| Goku | Wow | |
| DarkonZero | Ku....you are momentarily paralyzed. | |
| MeltingMan | Heya DZ. | |
| Goku | I was lagged by 2 screens | |
| * BobIshmael wonders if people would pay him to jab needles in them. | ||
| Cam | Wow. Listen to this now: http://chooser.mp3.com/cgi-bin/download/mp3-download.cgi/2/1229/311945/5/mp3s/5/mahir_cagri/mpg24/she_can_stay_my_home.m3u | |
| BobIshmael | Damnit, it's windy out! | |
| BobIshmael | No, Cam. | |
| * DarkonZero jabs long metal spikes into Bob for nothing. | ||
| Cam | Do it! | |
| BobIshmael | Hell, you're almost as bad as Sent with his "Frank Stallone" crap. | |
| * MeltingMan would like to point out that Ninja Golf is one of this weeks Inexplicable Objects. | ||
| Cam | It's a foreign guy doing techno! Is it Mahir? Uh...no, of course not. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh. And look at the moon. | |
| Cam | Bob! No! No one's as bad as Sent with his frank STallone crap and you know it. | |
| BobIshmael | LOOK AT THE GODDAMN MOON! IT'S ARMAGGEDON! | |
| DarkonZero | FULL MOON! | |
| BobIshmael | THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE! | |
| DarkonZero | WOO! | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| DarkonZero | LIMBAUGH WITH HIS PANTS DOWN! | |
| BobIshmael | It's a huge motherfucking moon, DZ. Bigger than it's been in a century. | |
| Cam | The moon is brighter than it's been in three hundred something years, and I still can't see it. Oh. I was looking at my ceiling. | |
| * MeltingMan saw the moon today. It was big and bright. | ||
| Cam | Brighter. Not bigger. The moon doesn't grow. | |
| MeltingMan | Yes it does. | |
| Cam | And not a century. Three hundred something years. | |
| BobIshmael | No, Cam. The moon comes closer to the Earth and, therefore, appears larger. | |
| Cam | SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO http://chooser.mp3.com/cgi-bin/download/mp3-download.cgi/2/1229/311945/5/mp3s/5/mahir_cagri/mpg24/she_can_stay_my_home.m3u ! | |
| DarkonZero | Frankly....I like nights when the moon is full......all the lunatics come out. | |
| BobIshmael | Then shouldn't you be outside, DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh yeah.... | |
| * DarkonZero goes.... | ||
| * DarkonZero comes back... | ||
| DarkonZero | Brrrr. | |
| DarkonZero | IT BE COLD! | |
| * BobIshmael takes another look at the moon, just to freak himself out. | ||
| Cam | Here. here's the Mahir story as told by the real Mahir. No more Mahir after this link, I promise. http://members.xoom.com/_XMCM/primall/mahir/ing.htm | |
| * DarkonZero wonders if Cam really loves Mahir..... | ||
| Cam | Still, just make note...we could have been stars. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...he does. | |
| Cam | I don't love him! I think he's humorously dumb and foreign like omega, and he's famous! Omega was humorously dumb and foreign, and we could have been the ones to bring him into the spotlight! Damn cruel fate! | |
| * Cam weeps. | ||
| DarkonZero | Cam....you love him....admit it. | |
| * BobIshmael returns. | ||
| DarkonZero | You wouldn't be saying so much about him if you didn't. | |
| BobIshmael | It was much larger this evening. | |
| DarkonZero | Just like a few months ago. | |
| BobIshmael | Stupid moon. I hope it dies. | |
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| Goku | SHEMAN! | |
| DarkonZero | Bob......you should make a whole section on your site of what should die. | |
| *** MeltingMan has left IRC | ||
| *** MeltingMan is now known as _HE_ | ||
| Goku | hehe | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe. | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as _PEE_ | ||
| Goku | A match made in..well somewhere | |
| *** Cam is now known as _PAT_ | ||
| BobIshmael | Hell. | |
| *** Goku has left IRC | ||
| *** Goku is now known as _IT_ | ||
| _PAT_ | Hell should die? | |
| * _HE_ listens to Cam snivel. | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor is now known as _ME_ | ||
| _IT_ | Hello my good friend Pat | |
| _ME_ | ha ha@ | |
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael is now known as _HELL_ | ||
| _IT_ | Damn Mars, always trying to be so untrendy | |
| _HE_ | That name fits you better than most, Bob. | |
| _PAT_ | I'm not sniveling. | |
| _ME_ | Yeah, stupid Mars, thinking for himself. | |
| _HELL_ | Go to me! | |
| _SHE_ | hi everbody! | |
| _IT_ | 8,1Quote added: 6,8 <_HELL_> Go to me! | |
| _HELL_ | About damn time you said something. | |
| _PEE_ | Now break out laughin. | |
| _PEE_ | _SHE_ is abc@dl-pm2-06.poa.zaz.com.br * jon Bon Jovi | |
| _HE_ | Heya _SHE_, you inspired us! | |
| _PAT_ | Are we funny, SHE? | |
| _PEE_ | BON JOVI! | |
| _IT_ | AH!! | |
| _PEE_ | WOO! | |
| _IT_ | NO!!! | |
| _PAT_ | _BONJOVI_ | |
| _HELL_ | Alright, this bites. | |
| _PAT_ | Yeah. | |
| *** _HELL_ is now known as BobIshell | ||
| *** TheCambot is on IRC | ||
| *** _PAT_ is now known as TheCambot | ||
| *** _PEE_ is now known as FooFghter | ||
| *** _IT_ is now known as ASSMAN | ||
| ASSMAN | I am the assman! | |
| _SHE_ | i love bon jovi!! | |
| TheCambot | Bob, I shell. | |
| *** _HE_ is now known as omega | ||
| *** FooFghter is now known as FooFighter | ||
| TheCambot | Omega! | |
| BobIshell | DZ, just curious, but do you know what a "foo fighter" is? | |
| *** _ME_ is now known as _DE_ | ||
| _DE_ | hmmm. | |
| *** _DE_ is now known as NotMe | ||
| FooFighter | Yes....I know what a foo fighter is. | |
| omega | I iz tom Curze! | |
| *** ASSMAN is now known as SomeoneEls | ||
| *** omega is now known as Wallace | ||
| SomeoneEls | I am someone else! | |
| BobIshell | Then tell me. | |
| TheCambot | meltie...please...don't taunt. | |
| *** SomeoneEls is now known as BobSmith | ||
| Wallace | I'm Wallace. | |
| *** TheCambot has left IRC | ||
| *** TheCambot is now known as Gromit | ||
| *** Gromit is now known as Cam | ||
| FooFighter | A Foo Fighter is another name for a UFO. | |
| Cam | I felt like I had to. | |
| BobIshell | Good man. | |
| Wallace | Crackin' toast, Cam! | |
| *** _SHE_ is now known as BonJovi | ||
| *** NotMe is now known as NotDe | ||
| *** Wallace is now known as NotCheese | ||
| Cam | Why the hell would it be another name for a UFO? Why name it a foo fighter? | |
| Cam | UFO's fight good guys, as everyone knows, not foo. | |
| BobIshell | In the 1950s, Air Force pilots began calling UFOs "foo fighters." | |
| FooFighter | Foo comes from a French word for fire. | |
| BobIshell | It's slang. | |
| FooFighter | Feu. | |
| BobIshell | Does it? | |
| Cam | Fire fighters is TAKEN. | |
| BobIshell | No matter. | |
| BobSmith | Feu! | |
| BobSmith | Feu! | |
| BobSmith | Feu! | |
| *** BonJovi is now known as _SHE_ | ||
| NotCheese | I pity da foo! | |
| Cam | It still makes no sense. Why did they call them foo fighters? | |
| BobSmith | Feu rules! | |
| *** NotCheese is now known as Mr_T | ||
| Mr_T | I pity da fue! | |
| BobSmith | sucka! | |
| FooFighter | The Air Force thought they were some sorta of attack craft. | |
| BobIshell | Why my generation says half of the things they do? | |
| BobIshell | Answer: People are idiots. | |
| BobIshell | +does! | |
| *** Mr_T is now known as Thong | ||
| BobIshell | DOES, DAMMIT! | |
| FooFighter | Thong.....fish is done. | |
| * Thong bats at fish in the creek. | ||
| *** _SHE_ has left #Deep13 | ||
| *** FooFighter is now known as Ator | ||
| BobIshell | Is that supposed to be a Calvin & Hobbes ref? | |
| Thong | Is the exercise working? | |
| Ator | Yes.... | |
| Ator | I can feel it here and here. | |
| Cam | Uh. | |
| * NotDe eats fish. | ||
| Cam | I still want to know why anyone would nickname a UFO a "foo fighter." | |
| Ator | Cam....the master of dragging on. | |
| BobIshell | DZ's already explained. | |
| BobSmith | BUnBun is gonna go after Santa again! | |
| BobSmith | WHa hoo! | |
| Cam | No he didn't. | |
| BobIshell | Yes, he did. | |
| Cam | He said the Air Force thought they were an attack craft. | |
| Ator | The craft looked like a ball of fire.....and the Air Forcce thought they were being attacked. | |
| Ator | Force even. | |
| Cam | That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** NotDe is now known as DeRaptor | ||
| *** MeltingMan is on IRC | ||
| *** Thong is now known as MeltingMan | ||
| Ator | Cam......eat a Snickers. | |
| Ator | It might satisfy you more. | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** Ator is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| Cam | They just decided to call these hulking reminders of death a name made up of a German word for "fire" and the English word "foghter"? | |
| BobSmith | Bye peopel | |
| BobSmith | people | |
| Cam | Fighter even. | |
| *** BobSmith has quit IRC (buh bye) | ||
| MeltingMan | bey | |
| BobIshell | French word. | |
| MeltingMan | "Fog hatter" | |
| DarkonZero | Not German.... | |
| DarkonZero | FOGHAT! | |
| DarkonZero | WOO! | |
| Cam | If I was being attacked by something, I wouldn't call it a foo fighter. They didn't either. It's a lie. | |
| MeltingMan | <Scottish Guy> I say it's foggy! | |
| DarkonZero | I miss the days when Cam would ramble on about a girl that didn't like him. | |
| BobIshell | Yeah, what happened to those days, Cam? | |
| * DarkonZero hears crickets. | ||
| DarkonZero | Cam? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh, Cam. | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah, Cam, aren't there enough girls who don't like you that you can choose ONE to talk about? | |
| DarkonZero | Where are ya? | |
| * MeltingMan hears Cricket on this server | ||
| Cam | Um. | |
| Cam | Huh | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....let's all back off that subject. | |
| Cam | Yeah. | |
| DarkonZero | We already humiliated him enough before about it. | |
| Cam | I am going to be meeting some of you at the con, after all. You don't want me to bring any weapons. | |
| DeRaptor | Ummm. | |
| * DeRaptor runs. | ||
| DarkonZero | Cam....bring the weapons. | |
| DarkonZero | BRING IT ON! | |
| DarkonZero | You're gonna get it! | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his ATOMIC DEATH RAY! | ||
| * DarkonZero uses his ATOMIC DEATH RAY on Cam ! He got 'em good! | ||
| MeltingMan | You did say you were from North Carolina....so I can assume you're a big fan of the NRA? | |
| Cam | Ow. | |
| DarkonZero | MM....ouch! | |
| Cam | I'm from Sout--uh, I mean, I'm from an island in the Caspian Sea. | |
| Cam | So I'm not going to answer. | |
| * MeltingMan shouldn't talk....he lives about 5 feet away from N.C.'s border. | ||
| * BobIshell looks up. | ||
| Cam | I'm not in NC. | |
| BobIshell | Don't steal jokes, Cam. | |
| Cam | I don't know what you mean, Bob. Go away. | |
| MeltingMan | Steal money. | |
| * BobIshell goes back to &TOTSE | ||
| DeRaptor | Shouldn't Bob capitalize the H in his current name? | |
| Cam | Yes. | |
| Cam | But he should also capitalize the N in NCP on his site. | |
| BobIshell | I'll whatever I damn well please! | |
| MeltingMan | Bob I. Shell. | |
| DarkonZero | EWW! | |
| Cam | yeah, whatever he damn pleases! | |
| BobIshell | Goddamn. | |
| BobIshell | I'll do whatever I damn well please. | |
| BobIshell | And, Cam, Katie hates you and you're ugly. | |
| Cam | Oops. I left out a "he'll." | |
| BobIshell | That'll learn you to make fun of my typos. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....PAINGIVER! | |
| Cam | No it won't. | |
| * BobIshell resumes his &TOTSE'ing. | ||
| Cam | You're not really supposed to use an apostrophe. | |
| DarkonZero | Whatever Bob is resuming.....it's rather...uh...disgusting. | |
| DarkonZero | I assume. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders what the hell &TOTSE is. | ||
| Cam | And really, just capitalize the H. You're embarrasing is. | |
| * Cam wonders too. | ||
| BobIshell | www.totse.com | |
| BobIshell | & The Temple of the Screaming Electron | |
| DarkonZero | He's looking at porn. | |
| DeRaptor | I see. | |
| BobIshell | Yes. | |
| BobIshell | Porn. | |
| Cam | He's reading erotic fiction. Huh. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob is probably lookin' at nude drawings of Ziggy. | |
| MeltingMan | Did you ever notice that Ziggy doesn't wear pants? | |
| Cam | There's no pictures. It's erotic fiction. | |
| * DarkonZero is disgusted of that last thing he said. | ||
| DeRaptor | ewwww... | |
| MeltingMan | What's wrong with nude Ziggy? | |
| DarkonZero | MM! | |
| * BobIshell looks up. | ||
| Cam | Bob, why are you reading erotic fiction? | |
| BobIshell | Why are you even concerned with the erotic fiction, Cam? | |
| Cam | The rest is just links. | |
| BobIshell | Click on "Know", you moron. | |
| MeltingMan | Erotic fiction = Eroction. | |
| Cam | If you are TOTSEing, that should mean you're there. | |
| Cam | Oh. | |
| BobIshell | Oh, indeed. | |
| Cam | I thought those were links too. | |
| Cam | They ain't. | |
| BobIshell | Christ, it's hard to believe that a MSTie could be so fucking stupid. | |
| * BobIshell storms back to "Satanism." | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob.....stupidity is the way to go these days. | |
| Cam | Said the guy not creative enough to find a better word than fuck. | |
| DarkonZero | Satanism is old. | |
| Cam | Hmph. | |
| BobIshell | I'm too angry to be creative, you fucking idiot... | |
| BobIshell | Fuck. | |
| DarkonZero | Awww.....poor Bob. | |
| BobIshell | I could say it one more time to further prove your point. | |
| Cam | You are reading the erotic fiction, aren't you? | |
| DarkonZero | He's angry. | |
| BobIshell | I am not angry. | |
| BobIshell | I'm happy as could be. | |
| BobIshell | I'm filled with joy. | |
| BobIshell | *beaming smile* | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....an angry flower he is. | |
| BobIshell | *mumble* i hope you die | |
| * MeltingMan is sliced in half by the beaming smile | ||
| DeRaptor | That's nice, Bob. | |
| BobIshell | Hey! | |
| * BobIshell smiles s'more. | ||
| * DeRaptor plants Bob in a pot, waters him, and puts him in a nice sunny window. | ||
| * BobIshell looks around. | ||
| Cam | Jesus. He's reading how to make bombs. | |
| BobIshell | Damn. | |
| DarkonZero | BOB'S MAKING S'MORES! | |
| BobIshell | http://www.totse.com/files/FA045/satan.htm | |
| Cam | Everyone be nice to Bob, there's a TOTSE section about how to make bombs. | |
| MeltingMan | How to make a bomb: Put Pauly Shore in your movie. | |
| * BobIshell wonders if he can convince Satan to kill you al- Er... I mean... Damn. | ||
| BobIshell | Forget I said anything. | |
| Cam | http://www.totse.com/files/FA031/index.htm | |
| * BobIshell whistles nonchalantly. | ||
| Cam | Look, he's building bombs. | |
| DarkonZero | Satana? | |
| Cam | Bob, I apologize for everything. | |
| Cam | Hey! This has a Church of the SubGenius section! | |
| * DeRaptor dumps a cup of fertilizer on Bob. | ||
| DeRaptor | EAT UP! | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.....you are just talking about a friend of your's named Bill Satan...aren't you? | |
| DarkonZero | your's -' | |
| Cam | Bob, every page here has a porn ad on it. And they're really bad porn ads. | |
| BobIshell | Cam, why is porn the first thing you notice on every page? | |
| MeltingMan | Are they French Canadian porn ads? | |
| DeRaptor | ewww.... | |
| Cam | Maybe because it's at the top and it's the only thing with color and the mere fact that it's naked women licking things? | |
| Cam | Sort of hard not to notice amongst the text. | |
| MeltingMan | Are they licking stop signs in below zero weather? | |
| * DeRaptor gets her nailclippers and holepunch and ponders using them to take over the world. | ||
| MeltingMan | Cuz that hurts. | |
| DarkonZero | De....all you need is a paper shredder. | |
| Cam | You have to read the crap as a link back to the page scrunched up against the left? What sort of design is this, Bob? | |
| * BobIshell finds it odd that nearly everypage he as visited has an ad for Linux or anonymizer.com, whereas all the pages Cam visits have porn and erotic fiction. | ||
| BobIshell | Go figure. | |
| Cam | Everyone look at this...look how Bob has to read! http://www.totse.com/files/FA036/subgappl.htm | |
| DeRaptor | Do you know it hurts from firsthand experience, Melty? | |
| Cam | I just got one for Linux. | |
| Cam | Free Power. | |
| DeRaptor | ..."poke that ass"....oy. | |
| BobIshell | You don't have don't have the brainpower to use Linux, so don't take it's name in vain. | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| Cam | I can't read this, Bob! It's green and underlines, and in a teensy weensy margin! | |
| BobIshell | Hey, I didn't ask you people to visit, y'know. | |
| Cam | Don't have don't have. | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't. | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah....I don't enjoy the sport of frozen pole frenching. | |
| BobIshell | Also, these were formatted to HTML from 1980s text files. | |
| DarkonZero | MM...it seems you are reigning champion. | |
| BobIshell | Hell, why am I defending someone else's site? | |
| Cam | I'm just wondering why they thought it would be easy to read something green and underlined. I can't follow the words with my mouse, because it's a link and the hand gets in the way! | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah...I'm good at it, though. | |
| BobIshell | If you don't like it, shut the hell up and stop bothering me. | |
| Cam | No. | |
| DarkonZero | Stop mentioning it Bob. | |
| BobIshell | I'm not, oh kind Sir. Cam is. | |
| Cam | And your name doesn't look like Bob is hell, it looks like Bob I. Shell! | |
| * MeltingMan looks at a porn ad on Bob's site and hopes that is a woman. | ||
| BobIshell | THIS ISN'T MY SITE, YOU FEEBS! I AM IN NO WAY AFFILATED WITH IT! YOU PEOPLE ASKED WHAT &TOTSE WAS AND I RESPONDED! | |
| DeRaptor | Hard to tell, isn't it? | |
| Cam | I want to read this stuff, but it was formatted by someone who thought that making it cool was more important then making it easy to read. | |
| DarkonZero | Good one Cam. | |
| MeltingMan | It's just a close-up of a torso. | |
| MeltingMan | It's not at all attactive. | |
| BobIshell | Well, then, I guess you can't read it. Too bad. And I so wanted your comments and all of the files. | |
| DarkonZero | IT'S JOHNNY LONG-TORSO! | |
| BobIshell | And? Christ! on! | |
| Cam | Well, if you keep saying you're going to &TOTSE, someone's bound to ask what &TOTSE is! If you didn't want us to know, you should have said soemthing like...like...BRB! | |
| MeltingMan | Johnny might have got breast implants. | |
| DarkonZero | JONETTE LONG-TORSO! | |
| BobIshell | I didn't say that I didn't want you to know, I just don't want YOUR (TheCambot's) annoying comments on everything. | |
| Cam | If you wouldn't use acronyms nobody knew, we wouldn't ask questions, now, would we? | |
| Cam | I was just noting that there's porn everywhere and that it's hard to read. | |
| BobIshell | Cam, if I agree, will you shut up about it? | |
| Cam | No. | |
| * BobIshell wonders if this pact with Satan works. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| * DarkonZero is now sided with Cam. | ||
| BobIshell | Think Satan'll kill you for me, Cam? | |
| BobIshell | ...And DZ, too? | |
| MeltingMan | Satam | |
| DeRaptor | Will Satan kill Bonnie and Doug and stuff first? | |
| MeltingMan | The hell? | |
| DeRaptor | And drew barrymore? | |
| DarkonZero | Bob...me and Satan have this agreement. | |
| BobIshell | De, make your own pact! I'm killing DZ and Cam. | |
| BobIshell | Well... Satan is. | |
| DarkonZero | He won't harm me..... | |
| DeRaptor | I want Drew Barrymore dead. And that's final. | |
| * DarkonZero kills Drew Barrymore. | ||
| Cam | I happen to like Church of the SubGenius stuff. I don't like the fact that it's been displayed in such horrible format. Too bad their god shares a name with someone who actually LIKES this format. | |
| DeRaptor | yay! | |
| * DeRaptor does a happydance. | ||
| DarkonZero | UGH! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| DarkonZero | NO HAPPYDANCE! | |
| DeRaptor | what? | |
| DeRaptor | okay, okay..... | |
| Cam | What does "helmy" mean? | |
| * MeltingMan reads a porn ad at "Church of the SubGenius" that says "Amazing Dildo Cam". | ||
| Cam | It's on this ASIAN COCKSUCKERS banner. | |
| * DarkonZero still wonders if he listens to "Cars" too much. | ||
| MeltingMan | Sounds like if you became a superhero, Cam. | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
| * /sound: unable to play 'krankor.wav' | ||
| * DeRaptor snickers. | ||
| * DeRaptor rotflhao, in fact. | ||
| Cam | Wow! It has a picture of a lady holding a guy's...um...yeah...and the...um...yeah...that's coming out is SHINING! | |
| MeltingMan | It also says "Helmy" on it, BTW. | |
| DarkonZero | MM...nice touch! | |
| Cam | They gave it this bright aura! | |
| * DeRaptor hides. | ||
| Cam | And it says ASIAN COCKSUCKERS and FIVE STARS and HELMY! | |
| DeRaptor | eeeeyeech. | |
| DarkonZero | Cam....it's what they call "censoring". | |
| * BobIshell regrets giving Cam this URL. | ||
| BobIshell | I wonder how I can simply ignore the porn ads. | |
| BobIshell | I also wonder why Cam is obsessed with them. | |
| BobIshell | Must be genetic. | |
| Cam | No, seriously, it's not censoring. | |
| Cam | They make it glow. | |
| * DarkonZero is now scared. | ||
| Cam | Or glimmer, really. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN NUCLEAR TESTING! | |
| Cam | Like when cartoons smile really large, and they glimmer. | |
| * MeltingMan has no idea what Cam is talking about. | ||
| Cam | I have to look at the ads, because the text is too hard to read. They could at least not center it. | |
| Cam | SHINE! That's the word! | |
| Cam | It shines! | |
| Cam | Now I have a LIVE FISTING ACTION banner, and it says helmy too. WHAT is HELMY? | |
| MeltingMan | So some of these people have glowing, radioactive areas? | |
| Cam | Not areas. | |
| Cam | And it's not like it's glowing. | |
| DeRaptor | Maybe it's the porn company. | |
| Cam | It's like it's really special, so they made it shine with a heavenly aura. | |
| * DarkonZero is now scared of all this pron talk. | ||
| DarkonZero | porn even. | |
| Cam | WOW! I found a normal one! | |
| * DarkonZero kicks himself for starting it. | ||
| MeltingMan | A "normal" porn banner? | |
| Cam | This one doesn't have the text all to the left and green and linked! | |
| DeRaptor | Odd. I'm getting mostly normal banners. | |
| Cam | No, the text. | |
| Cam | WHy do you always notice the banners? | |
| Cam | Bob, why the hell didn't you tell me that not all the text was like that? | |
| BobIshell | Because I figured you weren't THAT stupid. | |
| BobIshell | No offense, of course. | |
| * BobIshell smiles politely. | ||
| BobIshell | *mumble* satan will have you soon | |
| * DarkonZero punches Bob's smiling face! | ||
| * BobIshell continues to smile. | ||
| Cam | Well, if I go to nine pages, and they're all done that way, I figure it's some sort of pattern, ya know. | |
| BobIshell | Hi, DZ. | |
| Cam | WOW! ASCII pictures of Jesus Christ on the cross! | |
| * DarkonZero punches Bob's smiling face...again. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey...this is fun....anyone else what to do the same? | |
| DarkonZero | what to want | |
| Cam | Um...they messed them up. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait..... | |
| Cam | Bob, whoever runs this site is/are idiot(s). | |
| DarkonZero | ASCII PICS!?! | |
| Cam | They have ASCII art and they didn't center it so it's not right. | |
| * DarkonZero remembers the BBS'ing days. | ||
| DeRaptor | ascii is evil. | |
| DarkonZero | ANSI wasn't bad. | |
| Cam | Look at this: http://www.totse.com/files/FA038/jesusasc.htm | |
| DarkonZero | I used to do ANSI art. | |
| Cam | Could they not look and realize that the Messiah's head was not even with the rest of his body? | |
| * BobIshell looks up and laughs at DZ. | ||
| BobIshell | ANSI! AHAHAHAHA! | |
| DarkonZero | I used to run a BBS. | |
| Cam | I got a Viagra banner!!! | |
| DarkonZero | That's why. | |
| BobIshell | That's retro lame. | |
| Cam | Bob, explain http://www.totse.com/files/FA038/jesusasc.htm | |
| Cam | Defend THAT. | |
| Cam | If you put ASCII art on a page, you make sure it looks right. | |
| BobIshell | I'm not defending anything, I've just been trying to get you to shut up. | |
| * DarkonZero ponders calling up any old BBS's. | ||
| BobIshell | Granted, it's pretty bad HTML, but it has information on almost anything you can think of. | |
| Cam | OKAY! Thank you! | |
| MeltingMan | How about olive loaf? | |
| Cam | All I needed you to say. | |
| MeltingMan | Just what is the deal with that stuff? | |
| Cam | Bad HTML. | |
| BobIshell | Good. Now will you shut up? | |
| DarkonZero | BAD! | |
| Cam | No. | |
| * DarkonZero smacks the HTML with a rolled-up newspaper. | ||
| Cam | EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS: http://www.totse.com/files/FA137/index.htm | |
| BobIshell | Fine, then. Cam, where was that URL on bomb-making? | |
| Cam | Do it! Now! | |
| BobIshell | This better not be porn or Jesus. | |
| Cam | They didn't even finish the sentence! | |
| Cam | Have they never looked through their site? | |
| * DarkonZero ponders going to look for some old floppies with ANSI drawing proggies..... | ||
| BobIshell | Cam, the only quote so many characters of the title. Stop bitching already. | |
| Cam | Well that sure is stupid. | |
| DarkonZero | DOS RULES! | |
| BobIshell | This used to be a BBS and it didn't make a graceful transistion to HTTP. | |
| * DarkonZero is now officially bored. | ||
| * MeltingMan did not expect a link to the Sci-Fi Channel on that site. | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Ping timeout for DeRaptor[pm5-145.mry.redshift.com]) | ||
| MeltingMan | Man, there's this really scary anime porn banner. | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DarkonZero | HENTAI! | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe. | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| DarkonZero | WB De. | |
| MeltingMan | wb, De | |
| Cam | De. | |
| DeRaptor | STUPID SISTER! | |
| DarkonZero | Kill her. | |
| DarkonZero | Or wound. | |
| Cam | She is stupid. I talked to her. | |
| *** DeRaptor changes topic to 'Christmas?! Who the hell gives a reindeer's ass about CHRISTMAS?!' | ||
| MeltingMan | How old is your sister, De? | |
| DeRaptor | 15... | |
| DarkonZero | My little brother is 20. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...he's not so little anymore. | |
| Cam | Bob, there's a rat manual in here for you. | |
| * MeltingMan enjoys the heightened feelings of depression and anger and joy at Christmas. | ||
| *** Cam is now known as OliveKlozo | ||
| OliveKlozo | Damn. | |
| MeltingMan | <Martian> He wears a red suit and shouts "ho, ho, ho". <Crow> Wait a minute, he just described Huggy Bear! | |
| OliveKlozo | Wow. I accidentally made a name I like. | |
| OliveKlozo | Olive Klozo! | |
| DarkonZero | KLOZO! | |
| OliveKlozo | I was supposed to be Oliver Klozoff. | |
| DarkonZero | KAISER SOSE! | |
| DarkonZero | WHO IS HE? | |
| DarkonZero | WHO IS KAISER SOSE!?! | |
| MeltingMan | KLOSO the clown. | |
| OliveKlozo | Do you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose? | |
| MeltingMan | "He's large....and he's mine..." | |
| OliveKlozo | Huh. | |
| OliveKlozo | Uh...so...this design sure is stupid. | |
| DeRaptor | I bet the feeling's mutual. | |
| OliveKlozo | Uh...man...what a crazy porn ad. | |
| * MeltingMan wonders if he and Roger Ebert are the only ones that liked the Popeye movie with Robin Williams and Shelly Duvall. | ||
| OliveKlozo | I didn't hate it. It was just there. | |
| MeltingMan | The porn ad or Popeye? | |
| * BobIshell returns. | ||
| DarkonZero | I like the Popeye movie. | |
| BobIshell | I hated it. Popeye's huge forearms scared me. | |
| BobIshell | It's not right. | |
| MeltingMan | I thought the Popeye movie was fantastic. | |
| MeltingMan | Yes it is! | |
| BobIshell | Those arms scared me. | |
| BobIshell | As did Gizmo from "Gremlins." | |
| OliveKlozo | Awwwwww...Gizmo was cuuuuuuuute. | |
| MeltingMan | "I yam what I yam and that's all what I am!" -Popeye on his large forearms. | |
| BobIshell | I rather liked the gremlins, I hated Gizmo, though. | |
| BobIshell | HE WAS HELLSPAWN! | |
| OliveKlozo | Awwwww, come ooooooon, he was adorablllllllllle. | |
| BobIshell | He was frightening. | |
| * BobIshell ponders the trouble involved with installing Linux. | ||
| OliveKlozo | He was a wittle cutie-pie, yes he was. | |
| MeltingMan | He could take a nothing day and suddenly make it seem worthwhile! | |
| OliveKlozo | Yeah. I guess he could. | |
| * DarkonZero kills Gizmo. | ||
| DarkonZero | ANOOY BASTARD! | |
| MeltingMan | That means no Gremlins 3. | |
| DarkonZero | ANNOYING! | |
| * MeltingMan is glad there were never CGI Gremlins. | ||
| OliveKlozo | ANNOY BASTARD! HAHAHA! | |
| OliveKlozo | Gremlins 2 was a good movie. | |
| OliveKlozo | For a sequel. | |
| OliveKlozo | For a blockbuster sequel. | |
| MeltingMan | I haven't seen Gremlins 2 in years. | |
| OliveKlozo | That talking one was good, anyway. | |
| * DeRaptor sits in the corner and ponders the death of Pikachu, per normal. | ||
| MeltingMan | Pika-stew! | |
| * DarkonZero kills Pikachu. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey that reminds me. | |
| DeRaptor | yes? | |
| DarkonZero | The death to Pikachu thing I mentioned a while back. | |
| DarkonZero | If I could only remember. | |
| DarkonZero | Found it. | |
| DarkonZero | www.mustbedestroyed.com | |
| DeRaptor | ah. | |
| OliveKlozo | The name mustbedestroyed.com was wasted on Pikachu? | |
| OliveKlozo | How stupid. | |
| OliveKlozo | Why couldn't they use pokemonmustbedestroyed.com? | |
| DarkonZero | Pokemon is a registered trademark. | |
| DarkonZero | Infringement. | |
| DarkonZero | WOO! | |
| DarkonZero | Pikachu gets beheaded! | |
| OliveKlozo | No one cares. | |
| DarkonZero | Corporate sector does. | |
| DeRaptor | Stupid children do. | |
| BobIshell | Whoo. 40mb download. | |
| * BobIshell does the Why Must Everything Be So Damned Difficult dance. | ||
| * DarkonZero notices that Bob is having a difficult time of dancing. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'brightside.wav' | ||
| [BobIshell SOUND] | ||
| BobIshell | Ah. This song makes me feel better. | |
| BobIshell | Wait... No, it doesn't. It's too happy. | |
| DarkonZero | Always look on the brightside of life...*whistling* | |
| [BobIshell SOUND] | ||
| OliveKlozo | I thought that song was completely original for Life of Brian. It apparently wasn't. | |
| BobIshell | Oh, do enlighten us, Cam. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'brightside.mid' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| OliveKlozo | I mean, I guess it could be. But there's another version of it, witch some different words, that I've heard in a couple other movies. | |
| BobIshell | Amazing. | |
| *** omega has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** omega has left #Deep13 | ||
| BobIshell | omega! | |
| BobIshell | Damn. | |
| BobIshell | What a jerk. | |
| OliveKlozo | Was that really him? | |
| BobIshell | Yes. | |
| OliveKlozo | I've got to go about making him famous. | |
| DarkonZero | He still has that wonder full topic up. | |
| OliveKlozo | He banned me. | |
| OliveKlozo | Already. | |
| OliveKlozo | He was talking to Mars and making emoticons with hats. | |
| OliveKlozo | He wished Mars a "Marry christmas. | |
| DeRaptor | oy. | |
| BobIshell | Wow. 7% of 44mb downloaded. | |
| *** smOkeClOud has joined #Deep13 | ||
| smOkeClOud | sup | |
| OliveKlozo | His reason for banning me was "English only." | |
| OliveKlozo | Uh... | |
| BobIshell | Look! It's a hippie! | |
| OliveKlozo | Smokecloud, want ops? | |
| BobIshell | He's all doped up, lookatem! | |
| smOkeClOud | naww not really | |
| BobIshell | Cam, shut up. | |
| BobIshell | Kindly. | |
| BobIshell | See! He's wasted! | |
| OliveKlozo | Come on, Cloud, want ops? | |
| *** omega has joined #Deep13 | ||
| BobIshell | Hey, Cam, want ops? | |
| BobIshell | omega! | |
| BobIshell | Hey! | |
| smOkeClOud | how bout i dont and say i do | |
| OliveKlozo | Hi omega. | |
| omega | hey bob | |
| OliveKlozo | Marry xmas omega. | |
| DeRaptor | meggy! | |
| BobIshell | Cam, you didn't answer me. | |
| omega | ty | |
| DarkonZero | Oh look....if it ain't our favorite "friend". | |
| omega | hey pain in the but DarkonZero | |
| DarkonZero | Well...it looks like he's learning. | |
| DarkonZero | Wow....what improvement. | |
| omega | jack ass | |
| BobIshell | Do they have Christmas in Romania, omega? | |
| BobIshell | I thought they had Flogging Day. | |
| BobIshell | Or is that Greece? | |
| BobIshell | omega? | |
| omega | do you guys now what we had on 1989 21 and 22 th of dec. | |
| BobIshell | No, what? | |
| smOkeClOud | a fat sack of dope? | |
| DarkonZero | A good floggin' I suppose. | |
| omega | well on 21 we had an anty Comnutiest strike and on 22 they shot Ceausescu | |
| BobIshell | I was going to say "A bath?" but I think that's Greece, also. | |
| DarkonZero | Then Comnutties! | |
| DarkonZero | Them even. | |
| BobIshell | Communist, I think he means. | |
| BobIshell | Waitaminute... Is Romania a communist nation? | |
| * BobIshell goes to figure that out. | ||
| omega | was | |
| omega | until 1989 | |
| BobIshell | Ah. | |
| *** omega_ has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshell | So, we're celebrated your relatively new democracy? | |
| omega_ | omegas bot has arrieved | |
| OliveKlozo | Is an anti-Communist strike a strike againt Communists or a strike against anti-Communists? | |
| BobIshell | celebrating. | |
| omega | yes | |
| omega | againts Ceausescu | |
| *** omega has left #Deep13 | ||
| OliveKlozo | Inspector Clouseau | |
| *** omega_ has left #deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | sheesh. | |
| OliveKlozo | Huh. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks for that bit of history omega! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN COMNUTTIES! | |
| * BobIshell goes to romania.com | ||
| BobIshell | I think it's missing something. | |
| BobIshell | They have some interesting logs, though. | |
| MeltingMan | So....... | |
| DarkonZero | Well..... | |
| * DarkonZero ponders finishing up Resident Evil 2. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
| * MeltingMan goes to bed. | ||
| MeltingMan | G'night | |
| OliveKlozo | Bye. | |
| DeRaptor | nite, Meltoid. | |
| *** MeltingMan has left IRC | ||
| *** MeltingMan has quit IRC (waaaaa) | ||
| *** OliveKlozo is now known as Helmy | ||
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| Helmy | Who wants to hear a joke? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| Helmy | It's from Bob's site. | |
| DarkonZero | Shoot. | |
| Helmy | Bang. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Helmy | HAHAHA. That's not the joke. | |
| Helmy | Okay. | |
| Helmy | Stop me if you've heard it before. | |
| DarkonZero | Okee. | |
| Helmy | A man's driving along, and his car suddenly stops. The only landmark is a big pink house on a hill... | |
| DarkonZero | Cont. | |
| * DeRaptor drums her claws on the table. | ||
| Helmy | He goes to the house and knocks on the door. A lady dressed in pink answers... | |
| DarkonZero | Cont. | |
| Helmy | He tells her about his car and asks if he can stay overnight. She reluctantly agrees, provided that he can get out by 8:00 in the morning... | |
| DarkonZero | Cont. | |
| Helmy | So she directs him up the pink stairs into the first pink bedroom on the left. | |
| Helmy | .. | |
| DarkonZero | Cont. | |
| Helmy | So after a while, another guy is driving along, and HIS car stops right behind the first guy's! He goes to the pink house, asks the pink lady if he can stay for the night, and she hesitates but says he can as long as he's out by 8:15. | |
| Helmy | .. | |
| DarkonZero | yeah... | |
| Helmy | So she directs him up the pink stairs to the second pink bedroom on the left. | |
| DarkonZero | Cont. | |
| Helmy | And now a third guy drives along, and HIS car stops behind the first two cars! He asks the lady to stay, and she says that she only has one more bedroom, but he can stay if he gets out by 8:30 in the morning, and not one second later. | |
| DarkonZero | Cont. | |
| Helmy | He thinks her a little odd, but he takes the third bedroom on the left and the three men sleep well in their pink rooms... | |
| DarkonZero | Cont. | |
| DeRaptor | Cont. | |
| DeRaptor | hmph. | |
| Helmy | So at 7:45, the lady wakes up the first guy, and won't let him leave without having breakfast, so he reaches into the pink cupboard and has some Cheerios in a pink bowl. | |
| Helmy | .. | |
| DarkonZero | Cont. | |
| Helmy | He leaves by 8:00, and at *:05, she waskes up the second guy, who has a pink bowlful of corn flakes. | |
| DarkonZero | Cont. | |
| Helmy | 8:05 even. | |
| DarkonZero | ok. | |
| * BobIshell returns and scrolls up. | ||
| BobIshell | This better be good, Cam. | |
| Helmy | he leaves by 8:15, and at 8:20 she wakes up the third guy, in a hurry, and tells him to eat very fast, because he must get out before 8:30. | |
| DarkonZero | Cont. | |
| Helmy | He offers to leave without breakfast, but she insists. | |
| *** maul has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | ok. | |
| maul | hi again | |
| BobIshell | How nice of her. | |
| BobIshell | Is that the punchline? | |
| Helmy | He hurriedly eats a pink bowlful of Cheerios, and rushes out at 8:30. The lady slams the door behind him and the lights go out... | |
| BobIshell | Oh. | |
| DarkonZero | ok. | |
| Helmy | The men never know what happened...what's the moral of the story? | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| Helmy | Two out of three men prefer Cheerios to corn flakes. | |
| Helmy | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| DarkonZero | ...... | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| * Helmy falls over laughing. | ||
| DarkonZero | That's it.... | |
| Helmy | WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| * BobIshell shrugs. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm outta here.....good night. | |
| Helmy | Cheerios to corn flakes! | |
| DarkonZero | Bye all! | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Dec 22 23:47:07 1999 | ||
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