| Session Start: Mon Dec 20 21:03:22 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'NEXT on Springer: triskedecaphobic squeaky fools and the short-skirted pyromaniac monkeys who dress their hair.' | ||
| *** Set by AidanK on Mon Dec 20 20:01:14 | ||
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
|---|---|---|
| BobIshmael | Hey! Insult! I am hurt. | |
| AidanK | hey DZ | |
| BobIshmael | Heya DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | AK! | |
| MeltingMan | Hello, DA | |
| DarkonZero | BOOB! | |
| MeltingMan | DZ! | |
| MeltingMan | DA! | |
| BobIshmael | Long time and such. | |
| DarkonZero | MM! | |
| MeltingMan | DAAAAA!!!! | |
| MeltingMan | DAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....it has been a week. | |
| Cal-Crowe | DZ! | |
| MeltingMan | DA! | |
| DarkonZero | Er..over a week. | |
| DarkonZero | Or...whatever. | |
| DarkonZero | CC! | |
| BobIshmael | Has it? | |
| AidanK | *sigh* must get some sleep...seeya all later | |
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| DarkonZero | Bye AK. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Ninja Cow.....HI YAAAA MOOOOO! EET MOR CHIKEN | |
| MeltingMan | SEE ya | |
| AidanK | Reality Check! | |
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| *** AidanK has quit IRC (Ugh...I don't like Reality...) | ||
| DeRaptor | daahh | |
| MeltingMan | I ate at KFC today. I really like their gravy. I wish they'd sell it in big gallon jugs. | |
| * BobIshmael assumes that CC is now drunk. | ||
| BobIshmael | Am I right? | |
| MeltingMan | It's real good stuff. | |
| DeRaptor | mmmmm...gravy. | |
| BobIshmael | Gravy bites! | |
| * DeRaptor remembers Brak getting flooded with the stuff. | ||
| MeltingMan | Shut up, Bob. | |
| * DeRaptor throws gravy at Bob. | ||
| DeRaptor | It's good with mushrooms! | |
| BobIshmael | I only speak the truth. | |
| MeltingMan | Oh! Mushrooms are excellent, too! | |
| BobIshmael | Mushrooms bite, as well. | |
| BobIshmael | And, CC, am I right? | |
| MeltingMan | Quiet, you. | |
| * DarkonZero sits back to bask in the....uh....sound of nerdness. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | I'm not DRUNK | |
| * DeRaptor burns Bob at the stake for blaspheming mushrooms. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Gravy is heaven | |
| MeltingMan | Mushrooms! Whooo!!!! | |
| DeRaptor | He's high! There's a difference! | |
| MeltingMan | heh | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm like this all the time | |
| * MeltingMan would like to eat a really big, fried mushroom. Or maybe a sandwich of nothing but mushrooms. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | how about mushrooms stuffed with cheese? | |
| Cal-Crowe | I gotta go,,, | |
| MeltingMan | With gravy! | |
| DeRaptor | You could get a portabella and fry it... | |
| Cal-Crowe | Bye! EET MOR GRAVI | |
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| *** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (Parting is such sweet sorrow. got mst3k?) | ||
| DeRaptor | Those are damn big mushrooms. | |
| DarkonZero | SHROOMS! | |
| DeRaptor | Mushrooms are by far at their peak when they're cooked in steak juice, though. | |
| MeltingMan | Yep...I'll agree with that. | |
| DarkonZero | I like the psychotropic one the best! | |
| DarkonZero | Er...ones even. | |
| DeRaptor | mmmmmm... | |
| * BobIshmael returns from his unannounced absense. | ||
| BobIshmael | Yeah, DZ's right. | |
| * DeRaptor throws mushrooms at Bob. Cute little mushrooms. | ||
| BobIshmael | Psychotropic mushrooms are MUCH better than the normals kind... And knockitoff, De. | |
| DeRaptor | EAT THEM! | |
| * BobIshmael eats psychotropic mushrooms. | ||
| BobIshmael | Okay, now wh--- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| BobIshmael | LOOKEE! -- AHHAHAHAHAhAHA! | |
| BobIshmael | Etc. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, I'm lazy. What of it? | |
| * DarkonZero wonders if he's gonna be fired...... | ||
| BobIshmael | What'd you do NOW, DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | I got pissed off and walked out..... | |
| BobIshmael | AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, you're gonna get fired. | |
| DarkonZero | And I called in today....I think I exceeded my absentee points. | |
| BobIshmael | Details? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well....I started to hate the job since.....a couple of weeks ago. | |
| DeRaptor | that'll happen. | |
| BobIshmael | Small world! I hate my job, too! | |
| DarkonZero | Not alot of details Bob....I'm not good at storyteller...sinde I am a droid, you know. | |
| DarkonZero | D'ohg! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMWK! | |
| * DeRaptor watches DZ short-circuit helplessly. | ||
| DarkonZero | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! | |
| DarkonZero | One thing is...I almost snapped and punch the supervisor. | |
| DarkonZero | punched even.... | |
| DarkonZero | Now....moving on. | |
| * DarkonZero punches Bob. | ||
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| BobIshmael | C'mon! I want detaiil- OW! BASTRD! | |
| BobIshmael | Bastard, even. | |
| DarkonZero | detaiil? | |
| BobIshmael | Er... Yeah. | |
| DarkonZero | Is that Italian. | |
| DarkonZero | . to ? | |
| BobIshmael | You heard me. Now tell me! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....i showed up at work.....went out to the fray......heard "Excuse me" one too many times.....and went into the back just to get more pissed.....then a co-worker pissed me off....then when the incompitent supervisor came in....asked me stuff (which you should never do if I'm pissed) and I told them I wanted to leave....and I did....after clocking out....which this all took place within 45 min. And I then walked home. | |
| DarkonZero | There.....HAPPY!?! | |
| DeRaptor | Bob is never happy. | |
| DarkonZero | I know......being sinical.....or however ya spell it. | |
| DeRaptor | psinichal. | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks for the incorrection. | |
| * DeRaptor waits for Bob to rant about her lying to Darkon about language matters. | ||
| * DarkonZero waits also. | ||
| * BobIshmael returns. | ||
| BobIshmael | Oh, uh... De, you're wrong about language matters. | |
| DarkonZero | Does language really matter? | |
| BobIshmael | No, but I pretend it does. | |
| MeltingMan | aslk a abva pilm! | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if Sent would like the Sinistar BtAF comics. | ||
| BobIshmael | Sova avra somanbit. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob...you alos pretend that you have friends too... | |
| DarkonZero | alos.... | |
| DarkonZero | It's what for dinner! | |
| BobIshmael | I have plenty of friends. EVERYONE likes me... Present company exluded. | |
| DeRaptor | I thought that was alpo, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | WOW! | |
| BobIshmael | Excluded. | |
| DarkonZero | BOB HAS FRIENDS! | |
| * DarkonZero tries to look for Bob's friends. | ||
| * DarkonZero was unsuccessful. | ||
| DeRaptor | What next, parakeets with ears? | |
| DeRaptor | A HA HA HA HA HA! | |
| MeltingMan | Flying pumas? | |
| DarkonZero | PEWMAS! | |
| * MeltingMan wonders if he's the only one in here who has seen "Ring of Terror"... | ||
| DeRaptor | prolly. | |
| BobIshmael | I've seen Ring of Terror! | |
| BobIshmael | Oh wait.. | |
| DarkonZero | I saw "Ring of soapscum"........it was in the bathroom. | |
| BobIshmael | No, I haven't. Nevermind. | |
| MeltingMan | There's a scene with this wanna-be Vincent Price narrator, stooped over, walking through a graveyard saying "Pewma? Pewma!....etc" | |
| MeltingMan | He does this for approximately 6 hours. | |
| DeRaptor | hehehe | |
| DeRaptor | owie. | |
| DeRaptor | Hey, Bob, you're in a comic, but only for two panels and as a vehicle to introduce the parrot character. And you get smashed. | |
| DarkonZero | Ahh.....Vincent.....we knew ye well.....well enough to kill ya! | |
| MeltingMan | It's his cat...his black cat. He locates it by stepping on it. | |
| DeRaptor | poor kitty. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'kitties.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | Yeah....we see a live snake killed on screen in that film too. | |
| DeRaptor | ! | |
| DeRaptor | poor snakey. | |
| DeRaptor | Man, it sounds like an animal snuff film. | |
| MeltingMan | It's really, really sick. It's also got comic releif which involves some of the main characters making fun of this fat couple. And lots of college students who are in the 50s. | |
| MeltingMan | their 50s, even | |
| DeRaptor | heh. | |
| DarkonZero | Man.....I guess it doesn't pay to miss classes. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders which is worse. | ||
| DeRaptor | heheh | |
| * BobIshmael looks up and scrolls up. | ||
| BobIshmael | That's good enough, De. | |
| DeRaptor | heheh. | |
| DeRaptor | The parrot calls you "loser boy" too. | |
| BobIshmael | Everyone does. | |
| MeltingMan | Even his mom. | |
| DeRaptor | heehee. | |
| DeRaptor | Lessee...if Bob is N's mom...who is Bob's mom? | |
| BobIshmael | How'd you know, Chucko? | |
| DeRaptor | Wasn't it that one guy? | |
| BobIshmael | None of your damned business! | |
| DeRaptor | Vanilla Ice is his mom, isn't he? | |
| DarkonZero | <Bob's Mom> HEY...LOSER BOY! | |
| * DarkonZero sees Bob wipe a tear from his eye. | ||
| MeltingMan | Oh yeah....whose his dad, then. | |
| BobIshmael | Who's N's dad, then? | |
| DarkonZero | Half of Alabama! | |
| MeltingMan | You don't know? | |
| BobIshmael | It was a rhetorical question. | |
| DeRaptor | Mars is N's dad. | |
| DeRaptor | We covered that. | |
| DarkonZero | <Mars> When was this covered? | |
| BobIshmael | Shhhhh! | |
| DeRaptor | I think Greidanus must be my father... | |
| DeRaptor | You might even say I come from a long line of Greidanuses! | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| MeltingMan | Hmmm......and Donny Osmond is Mars' dad, if I'm not mistaken? | |
| BobIshmael | Greidanusi. | |
| MeltingMan | Heh | |
| DeRaptor | Greidani, if it's real Latin, actually. | |
| DeRaptor | or possibly Greidanores. | |
| BobIshmael | Shhh! | |
| DeRaptor | you shhh. | |
| DarkonZero | What alot of "Butt talk". | |
| DarkonZero | Or.....Buttock even... | |
| * DarkonZero hits himself. | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe is on IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | CC! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Hi | |
| * MeltingMan ponders butt speakers. | ||
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | I'm not going to get any sleep tonite... | |
| MeltingMan | Hello, Cal-Crowe! | |
| BobIshmael | So... Drunk NOW, CC? | |
| Cal-Crowe | no.. | |
| MeltingMan | Why not? | |
| Cal-Crowe | I had 4 Dr. Peppers today... | |
| DeRaptor | he's high! | |
| MeltingMan | Oh..... | |
| Cal-Crowe | I can't fall asleep.... | |
| * MeltingMan wonders if they make a form of Dr. Pepper that you can smoke. | ||
| DarkonZero | MM.....it's called Mari....uh....nevermind. | |
| Cal-Crowe | butt speakers...heh....comething that Spencer's gifts would sell | |
| MeltingMan | comething! | |
| Cal-Crowe | something... | |
| MeltingMan | <Gomez Addams> Come, Thing! | |
| Cal-Crowe | hehe | |
| Cal-Crowe | I know why I was shaking earlier... | |
| DarkonZero | Withdrawal? | |
| MeltingMan | No......maybe I don't want to. | |
| Cal-Crowe | too much cafeene | |
| DeRaptor | because you're really a chihuahua but won't discover it 'till you're thirty? | |
| Cal-Crowe | DE! | |
| DarkonZero | So....it's CC who's bee asking to "Drop the Chalupa!" | |
| DarkonZero | been even... | |
| Cal-Crowe | Drop the gun...err, chalupa | |
| MeltingMan | His bee has been asking that, too, though. | |
| Cal-Crowe | My pet bee: 12B | |
| Cal-Crowe | a Blue Bee | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
| MeltingMan | 2B Hooper: Director of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. | |
| Cal-Crowe | that would B Twobee | |
| Cal-Crowe | Boing | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....who let Gerald McBoingboing in? | |
| * MeltingMan wonders if "bo" is a verb | ||
| Cal-Crowe | boingbangpow | |
| Cal-Crowe | FUNNT! | |
| * DarkonZero feels like hitting random people...... | ||
| DarkonZero | CC....is first. | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
| DarkonZero | DZ BONK! | |
| * DarkonZero hits Cal-Crowe with his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
| Cal-Crowe | ow! | |
| DarkonZero | There...that's enough randomness for now. | |
| * Cal-Crowe looks at the stars circling his head | ||
| * Cal-Crowe gets out his BIG CARTOON GUN! | ||
| Cal-Crowe | DZ POW! | |
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| * DarkonZero is bleeding. | ||
| * Cal-Crowe shoots DarkonZero with his BIG CARTOON GUN! | ||
| DarkonZero | That wasn't a big cartoon gun! | |
| * Cal-Crowe sees DZ cry at the flag that came out of the gun | ||
| DarkonZero | Damn.....I must be a ealy bleeder. | |
| Cal-Crowe | The flag says bang | |
| DarkonZero | early even. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Thats the ketchup you had in your pocket | |
| Cal-Crowe | mmm Heinz | |
| * DarkonZero wonders why he has ketchup in his pocket.... | ||
| * Cal-Crowe dips a french fry in the ketchup | ||
| * Cal-Crowe notices the eerie stillness | ||
| * DeRaptor bounces a ball off Cal's net. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | HEY! | |
| * DeRaptor grins evil-like. | ||
| * Cal-Crowe plays lacrosse with his head | ||
| Cal-Crowe | WHEEEEEE | |
| DarkonZero | De....evil-like....comeon.....you can do better. | |
| Cal-Crowe | diabolically | |
| Cal-Crowe | DAAAH | |
| DeRaptor | evil-like sounds better. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| * MeltingMan has to go away. | ||
| DarkonZero | Why not...."Kalgan-like"? | |
| MeltingMan | Bye bye | |
| DarkonZero | Bye MM. | |
| *** MeltingMan has left IRC | ||
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| Cal-Crowe | yeah | |
| Cal-Crowe | Buff Hardsteak | |
| Cal-Crowe | Spud Chunkman | |
| DeRaptor | damn! people always leave and I miss it! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....wait. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Dirk Hardpec | |
| * DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
| Session Close: Mon Dec 20 22:03:04 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Mon Dec 20 22:03:16 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'NEXT on Springer: triskedecaphobic squeaky fools and the short-skirted pyromaniac monkeys who dress their hair.' | ||
| *** Set by AidanK on Mon Dec 20 20:01:14 | ||
| DarkonZero | Better? | |
| Cal-Crowe | DZ, you feeb | |
| DarkonZero | Damn! | |
| DarkonZero | Now I'm a feeb! | |
| Cal-Crowe | YOU FUNNT! | |
| Cal-Crowe | FUNNT YOU! | |
| DarkonZero | FUNNT ME? | |
| Cal-Crowe | ,sesuineg htiw redrosid nommoc yrev a si aixelsyD | |
| DarkonZero | NO....FUNNT YOU! | |
| * DeRaptor grumbles. | ||
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has quit IRC ("Yeah. If I drank less coffee, I probably would be more emotionally stable" --TMCM) | ||
| DeRaptor | .stoidi htiw redrosid nommoc yrev a si gnikaeps-sdrawkcaB | |
| Cal-Crowe | ?si ti | |
| DeRaptor | .lac ,sey | |
| DarkonZero | So....what you're saying De...is that you're Bob-ish? | |
| *** Cal-Crowe has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (Parting is such sweet sorrow. got mst3k?) | ||
| DeRaptor | uhhh...no. I'm saying me and Cal are idiots. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if she just smelled netsplit. | ||
| DarkonZero | Netsplit....no...that was me! | |
| DeRaptor | ewwww! DZ!! | |
| DarkonZero | Oopie! | |
| DarkonZero | Or should I say "Poopie"? | |
| DeRaptor | ewwwwww.... | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe....sorry. | |
| * DarkonZero plans his next "mode-of-action". | ||
| DeRaptor | uh oh. | |
| DarkonZero | No worry.....it's not smelly. | |
| * DarkonZero checks. | ||
| DarkonZero | Nope. | |
| DeRaptor | oh. | |
| DeRaptor | is it stupid? | |
| DarkonZero | Very.... | |
| * DarkonZero remembers the the stupiest thing he said last week. | ||
| DeRaptor | uh oh. | |
| DarkonZero | "Strep throat......already had it." | |
| * DarkonZero runs around in circles..... | ||
| * DarkonZero stops running..... | ||
| DarkonZero | *PHEW* | |
| *** JASON is on IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| DeRaptor | soooo. | |
| *** Cal-Crowe is on IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | CC! | |
| DeRaptor | wb boy. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Hi | |
| Cal-Crowe | I saw waqas two days ago | |
| DeRaptor | really... | |
| Cal-Crowe | He's building 3 more 7-11's in Detroit | |
| DeRaptor | eesh. | |
| Cal-Crowe | He's the shah of persia ya know | |
| Cal-Crowe | ugh...I' never going to have 4 Dr. Peppers in one day again... | |
| * DarkonZero remembers drinking a 2 liter bottle of Dr. Pepper in one day..... | ||
| DeRaptor | :P | |
| DarkonZero | I was known as "Dr. P". | |
| DarkonZero | After 4 hours. | |
| Cal-Crowe | whooo | |
| Cal-Crowe | hmm...makes sense that 901 was the least favorite | |
| Cal-Crowe | Projected Man was extreemley boring | |
| DarkonZero | All it projected was boredom...... | |
| Cal-Crowe | heh | |
| Cal-Crowe | DZ, did you vote for 812? | |
| DeRaptor | I did. | |
| DarkonZero | I think I did. | |
| * Cal-Crowe shows off his unopened 5 pack of VHS tapes | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Sony 2hr Standard Play tapes | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot to buy more tape.... | |
| DarkonZero | tapes even. | |
| DarkonZero | But I work on that day......that's if I'm not fired. | |
| Cal-Crowe | use a sick day | |
| DarkonZero | I can't... | |
| Cal-Crowe | MST-mas only comes once a year | |
| DarkonZero | I know.... | |
| DarkonZero | But I can't still. | |
| Cal-Crowe | which of the 5 do you need? | |
| DarkonZero | I might be suspended as of tomorrow. | |
| Cal-Crowe | whoa | |
| DarkonZero | And I need all the eps. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....except Space Mutiny. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| Cal-Crowe | after the marathon, I'll have 801-802,804-805,807-809,811-1008,1010-1013 | |
| * DarkonZero : 6,1 Phone. 6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | and after the end of January, I'll have all of season 10 | |
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | Are you back? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Really? | |
| DarkonZero | Really....I'm not. | |
| * DarkonZero burps... | ||
| *** MSTAnon is on IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Anon! | |
| DarkonZero | ANOON! | |
| MSTAnon | Hi. | |
| MSTAnon | Anybody seen Manos? | |
| DeRaptor | not I. | |
| DarkonZero | Nopers.... | |
| DeRaptor | Unless you mean 424. | |
| MSTAnon | Nope. | |
| MSTAnon | Okay, here's a more applicable question... Who's up for transcribing either Christmas episodes' host segments? | |
| MSTAnon | 321 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians or 521 Santa Claus... Anybody? Please? | |
| DeRaptor | um...I could try... | |
| MSTAnon | Which one? | |
| DeRaptor | I have both. | |
| MSTAnon | You'll do both?! | |
| DeRaptor | They're kinda low-qual copies, though. | |
| MSTAnon | Doesn't matter, just need the transcripts. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm going to make some wavs of the two Christmas songs | |
| DeRaptor | So I don't know if either of them has transcribing-level sound...or something. | |
| DeRaptor | I could try one, is all. | |
| MSTAnon | Hmm... | |
| MSTAnon | Okay, which one? | |
| DeRaptor | and stuff. | |
| DeRaptor | maybe both. | |
| DeRaptor | If I have time. | |
| MSTAnon | I need 'em ASAP. | |
| DeRaptor | Whichever one you can't get somebody else to do, I guess. | |
| MSTAnon | I know I'll be doing one or the other. | |
| MSTAnon | More than likely... | |
| DeRaptor | well, whichever one you do, I'll do the other. | |
| MSTAnon | Okay, cool. I guess I'll take 321, then. | |
| DeRaptor | k | |
| MSTAnon | Be sure to tell Manos if you see him that you've taken 521. Thanks! | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, damn..that means I have to transcribe "Whispering Christmas Warrior", doesn't it? | |
| MSTAnon | Uh, yeah. | |
| MSTAnon | ARE YOU READY TO BE MERRY?! | |
| DeRaptor | damn. that'll be tough. | |
| MSTAnon | "Patrick Swayze Christmas" won't be all that easy... | |
| DeRaptor | still, it doesn't have all the percussion. | |
| DeRaptor | oh well. | |
| * DeRaptor yawns. | ||
| DeRaptor | BBoard got spammed again. | |
| MSTAnon | That bites. | |
| DeRaptor | The spammer's getting SOOOO predictable. | |
| MSTAnon | AH. | |
| MSTAnon | I see. | |
| DeRaptor | Here's wishing they'd do these things by IP... | |
| MSTAnon | IP addresses need logging, eh? | |
| Cal-Crowe | Those MST BBoard spammers probally live in their own feces anyway | |
| MSTAnon | Wouldn't be surprisded. | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Spammer> After I feed "Mother", I got to spam the MST'ie BBoard again | |
| MSTAnon | Aha. | |
| * DeRaptor yawns. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| * Cal-Crowe flexes his golden ash | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Caffeene is powerful | |
| MSTAnon | Caffeine is indeed. | |
| * DarkonZero ponders watching "Army of Darkness : the Director's Cut"..... | ||
| * MSTAnon is watching 521 Santa Claus, capturing the media as he goes. | ||
| MSTAnon | Hmm... What to do for the title screen of 321... | |
| DeRaptor | Droppo! | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm....or should I watch "Skydivers".....I fell asleep when watching it. | |
| MSTAnon | Do I need to rent "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" raw? | |
| DarkonZero | Well....if you do...plan on many sleepless nights. | |
| MSTAnon | I take it there were several uncut scenes in the MST version. | |
| MSTAnon | Err... you know what I mean. | |
| DarkonZero | You mean "cut scenes", right? | |
| DeRaptor | Yes, Droppo and Mrs. Claus...you know... | |
| MSTAnon | Eww! | |
| * DeRaptor laughs at Anon's discomfort. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | No....Droppo gives Mrs. Claus a cookie and some milk....uh.....that sounded worse. | |
| Cal-Crowe | DZ... | |
| * DarkonZero hits himslef. | ||
| DarkonZero | Damn....I hit myslef too hard. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Droppo commits suicide by stabbing himself with a candy cane | |
| DarkonZero | I can't spell slef right. | |
| * Cal-Crowe looks at DZ | ||
| DeRaptor | Looks like you spelled slef right to me. | |
| DeRaptor | What is a "slef", btw? | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | Mrs. Claus and Droppo go to Club Scum | |
| DarkonZero | That's where they meet The Phantom of Krankor. | |
| DarkonZero | "Ya, scum!" | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Krankor enters a wet t-shirt contest | |
| Cal-Crowe | "HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!" | |
| DeRaptor | ewww! Cal! | |
| DeRaptor | Krankor in a wet t-shirt contest...that's just...weird. | |
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| BobIshmae | ARRRRGH! I HATE MICROSOFT! | |
| DarkonZero | ISHMAE! | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmae is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| * BobIshmael glares at DZ. | ||
| BobIshmael | Quiet, geezer. | |
| DarkonZero | BLAH! | |
| DarkonZero | BLAH! | |
| DarkonZero | BLAH! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm old! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Bob! | |
| Cal-Crowe | YADA YAD BLAH BLAG | |
| MSTAnon | Hi, Bob. *SIP* | |
| * Cal-Crowe is about to go crazy | ||
| DarkonZero | Ishmae....it's been a long time. | |
| Cal-Crowe | AHHHHHH BOOOGA! | |
| Cal-Crowe | I NEED SLEEP! AHHHHHHHH! | |
| * BobIshmael will BRB: Installing stupid crap. | ||
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has quit IRC ("Yeah. If I drank less coffee, I probably would be more emotionally stable" --TMCM) | ||
| DarkonZero | Ah....he's putting in Microsoft's "Bob".......or whoever made that proggie. | |
| DeRaptor | hmmmm...stupid crap 4.0 or 5.0? I find that stupid crap 5.0 has more features, but is less reliable than 4.0... | |
| *** dirtysoap has joined #Deep13 | ||
| dirtysoap | hi son of fuck | |
| * DarkonZero goes to watch an old ep of Computer Stew.....where they make fun of AOL 5.0..... | ||
| DarkonZero | YOU CAN USE THE SPACEBAR! | |
| DarkonZero | Dirtysoap? | |
| DarkonZero | A contradiction. | |
| Cal-Crowe | dirtysoap is a hermaphrodite | |
| DarkonZero | Looks like it. | |
| dirtysoap | cal knows, he sucked my penis | |
| Cal-Crowe | dirtysoap, want to be an op? | |
| dirtysoap | not really | |
| dirtysoap | dont do it | |
| Cal-Crowe | type /raw server dirtysoap | |
| DarkonZero | Wow....dirtysoap knows cursing.... | |
| DarkonZero | WOW! | |
| DeRaptor | You gotta return the favor to Cal if you wanna be an op...er....heheh...or not. | |
| Cal-Crowe | and press enter | |
| dirtysoap | you do it cal can | |
| Cal-Crowe | It tells everyone on the server "F*** YOU!" | |
| dirtysoap | oh cool | |
| dirtysoap | i dont beleive you | |
| Cal-Crowe | it's funny | |
| DarkonZero | It's true..... | |
| *** dirtysoap has quit IRC (Need more parameters) | ||
| Cal-Crowe | LOL! | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| Cal-Crowe | *** dirtysoap (Ghole@ppp-hou-01-71.algx.net) Quit (Need more parameters) | |
| Cal-Crowe | What a moron | |
| DeRaptor | is that like +z on events? | |
| Cal-Crowe | yeah | |
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| DeRaptor | heheh. | |
| DeRaptor | hello again. | |
| Cal-Crowe | see? | |
| * DarkonZero points and laughs at dirtysoap. | ||
| dirtysoap | i actually typed /raw server cal-crowe | |
| Cal-Crowe | (((-[dirtysoap]-))) UP YOURS! | |
| dirtysoap | ha ha very funny | |
| dirtysoap | fuck you cal crap | |
| Cal-Crowe | POTTY MOUTH! | |
| dirtysoap | you're mad cause I wont let you suck my penis | |
| DeRaptor | Watch out, dirty. Cal is a DANGEROUS spaz. | |
| * Cal-Crowe shoves a bar of soap in dirtysoap's mouth | ||
| * dirtysoap shits in cals cunt | ||
| * Cal-Crowe laughs | ||
| * Cal-Crowe drops a grand piano on dirtysoap | ||
| * DeRaptor yanks Cal's beak off and beats dirty over the head with it. | ||
| * dirtysoap fucks cal in his moldy cunt | ||
| DeRaptor | wheeeee! | |
| Cal-Crowe | oooooh | |
| Cal-Crowe | dirtysoap is Ghole@ppp-hou-01-71.algx.net * whoa | |
| Cal-Crowe | dirtysoap on #Deep13 | |
| dirtysoap | gee your a computr genius | |
| DarkonZero | And you a great speller. | |
| DarkonZero | you're even... | |
| Cal-Crowe | dirtysoap, i"m sorry | |
| Cal-Crowe | hmm | |
| Cal-Crowe | hmm | |
| Cal-Crowe | hmm | |
| -> [dirtysoap] PING | ||
| DeRaptor | ahmmmmmmm? | |
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| *** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (Excess Flood) | ||
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| DeRaptor | ! | |
| *** Cal-Crowe has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | whoops | |
| DarkonZero | WB Cal. | |
| DeRaptor | btw, dirty, that wasn't his "cunt", that was his trusty coonhound. lots of people make that mistake. | |
| DarkonZero | Commercial time.... | |
| DarkonZero | Try new "Dirtysoap" with garbage scent. | |
| DeRaptor | It loves to be in the bath with your kids! | |
| Cal-Crowe | hehe | |
| DeRaptor | Wait, that sounded wrong... | |
| DarkonZero | EWWW! | |
| Cal-Crowe | "When you need to smell your worst, try DIRTY SOAP!" | |
| Cal-Crowe | ick | |
| * DeRaptor shudders. | ||
| DeRaptor | well, he probably does. | |
| * Cal-Crowe venitaion blinds | ||
| DarkonZero | Dirty soap....dirty soap....when you need to be nitty gritty, DIRTY SOAP! | |
| DeRaptor | Don't you blind me, young man! | |
| Cal-Crowe | [dirtysoap FINGER reply]: whoa (beavis@mtv.com) Idle 12 seconds | |
| -> [DarkonZero] FINGER | ||
| * DeRaptor goes to upload new comic. | ||
| dirtysoap | lol | |
| dirtysoap | dont go into oasis cal | |
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| dirtysoap | rofl | |
| *** neo has left #deep13 | ||
| *** dirtysoap has left #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | ZOOMER! | |
| DarkonZero | AND PAL! | |
| Cal-Crowe | neo come, neo go | |
| DarkonZero | DIE! | |
| DeRaptor | Go into Oasis, Cal. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll go into oasis. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait... | |
| DarkonZero | Naw.....it maybe dirty.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | dirtysoap is a nimrod | |
| Cal-Crowe | it's where the IRCops hang out | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm...they're prolly exchanging kiddie porn pictures of you, Cal. | |
| DeRaptor | eww. | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| DeRaptor | Well, they would. | |
| * DarkonZero tries to find a mental eraser. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Kellogg's Porn Pops | |
| * DeRaptor shudders. | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| * MSTAnon yawns. | ||
| DeRaptor | dirtysoap probably digitally altered a picture of you so it'd look like you're DOING THINGS to him, Cal... | |
| * DarkonZero shoves a pineapple in Anon's mouth whilst he yawns. | ||
| DeRaptor | He uses the picture to...ahem...pleasure himself...if you will. | |
| DeRaptor | Yay! Choke Anon! | |
| DarkonZero | De... | |
| DarkonZero | You're making the imagery last. | |
| DeRaptor | I know. It's my job. | |
| Cal-Crowe | [DarkonZero FINGER reply]: I maybe crazy...little frayed around the ends! (DarkonZero@Factory.com) Idle 13 seconds (If you are getting this...you are here ->) | |
| DeRaptor | It doesn't help if you imagine Cal in his corvoid robot form, either. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....I fore you from that job. | |
| DarkonZero | fore. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Sci-Fi foreplay | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.....fore you from that job! | |
| Cal-Crowe | [MSTAnon FINGER reply]: MSTie #53476 (mstanon@msties.com) Idle 130 seconds | |
| Cal-Crowe | [Cal-Crowe FINGER reply]: Calvin Crowe (like-i-would-tell-you...) Idle 0 seconds (Up yours, you f*cking bastard! ,,|,,) | |
| * DarkonZero goes to look at a online greeting from a old friend......again. | ||
| DeRaptor | woah. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Finger me, I'll middle finger YOU | |
| * DeRaptor goes to see if she can set up her finger thing. | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DarkonZero | CC.....that didn't sound right. | |
| DarkonZero | My friend be weird she is.....Happy Holidays from a Happy Pagan it say on greeting. | |
| Cal-Crowe | [JimCurry FINGER reply]: Jim CURRY (curry@jim.iiasa.ac.at) Idle 280095 seconds | |
| Cal-Crowe | - | |
| DeRaptor | http://deraptor.com | |
| -> [DarkonZero] FINGER | ||
| DeRaptor | weeeell? | |
| Cal-Crowe | cool strip | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't get it. | |
| DeRaptor | well...that'll happen. | |
| DarkonZero | Meaning.....I didn't see it. | |
| DeRaptor | so...why not? | |
| MSTAnon | There. Finally updated the site with SOL Post 42. =P | |
| DarkonZero | Now me look. | |
| DarkonZero | It good. | |
| DarkonZero | Me like. | |
| MSTAnon | Thank you. | |
| DeRaptor | yay! | |
| * DeRaptor jumps up and down and falls through the floor. | ||
| DarkonZero | Intelligence drop though. | |
| Cal-Crowe | De, you can draw VERY well | |
| DeRaptor | I can? | |
| Cal-Crowe | What's the deal with the Speilburg strip? | |
| * DeRaptor tries to climb out of the floor. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | yeah ...the strip is really cool | |
| DeRaptor | Spielberg? Cuz...he implied that dinosaurs were smart enough to open doors...and I know I'm not... | |
| * DarkonZero ponders another idea for a comic. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | oh heh | |
| DeRaptor | So I wasn't stupid to blow another seventy bucks on the domain? | |
| DarkonZero | Ah..."DarkonZero's Incredibly Strange Tales of Complete and Utter Stupidity". | |
| DeRaptor | wow! Look what I just found!: http://www.sluggy.com/mst3k.htm | |
| Cal-Crowe | oooh! | |
| DeRaptor | Yay! Go Pete! | |
| MSTAnon | Uh... | |
| MSTAnon | Time for go to bed. | |
| *** MSTAnon has left IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon has quit IRC (Be sure to join MSTies Anonymous at... http://www.msties.com/) | ||
| DeRaptor | and double woah: http://www.subreality.com/ms-sos.htm | |
| DeRaptor | slacker. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey! | |
| DarkonZero | What's wrong with slackers? | |
| DeRaptor | Ummm...nothing. Unless they're Anon. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| DarkonZero | Anon is not a slack.....wimp fits him well. | |
| DarkonZero | slacker even. | |
| DeRaptor | yeah. wimp he is then. | |
| DarkonZero | Remember....when he returns.....(God forbid).....call him "Wimp". | |
| DeRaptor | wimpwimpwimpwimpwimp! Anon is a big fat wimp! | |
| DeRaptor | HA HA HA! | |
| Cal-Crowe | What do you think about a comic strip made up of paper cut outs like South Park | |
| Cal-Crowe | ? | |
| * DarkonZero ponders a "wimp" song.....inspired by De's "Spam song" like rant. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | excluding everything except the paper cut out thing | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
| DeRaptor | How about a comic about paperCUTS? | |
| DarkonZero | I got that in mind.... | |
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| Cal-Crowe | That would be too gory | |
| DarkonZero | The rest of the panels will be red. | |
| BobIshmael | I hate computers. | |
| Cal-Crowe | ick | |
| DarkonZero | Or increasingly red. | |
| BobIshmael | They're hellspawn, I tell you. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....not about the rabbits. | |
| DarkonZero | Not now. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Spam is good for everything | |
| BobIshmael | Lay off the drugs, DZ... And CC. | |
| Cal-Crowe | grout! sammich! sponge! cold compress! | |
| DarkonZero | Bob and his "Rabbits are Satan's minions" thing. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm N O T on drugs | |
| DeRaptor | wb Evil Bob. | |
| DeRaptor | Bun Bun is a minion of Satan, isn't he? | |
| DeRaptor | On second thought, he probably wouldn't let even Satan push him around. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Bum Bum? The lonely sweedesh? | |
| DarkonZero | CAL! | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| Cal-Crowe | DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | BAD CAL! | |
| Cal-Crowe | YES! | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
| DarkonZero | DZ BONK! | |
| * Cal-Crowe ducks. | ||
| * DarkonZero hits Cal-Crowe with his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
| Cal-Crowe | missed | |
| DarkonZero | You're gonna get it! | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his ATOMIC DEATH RAY! | ||
| * DarkonZero uses his ATOMIC DEATH RAY on Cal-Crowe ! He got 'em good! | ||
| Cal-Crowe | DAH! | |
| * Cal-Crowe pulls out his mirror | ||
| * Cal-Crowe watches DZ get toasted | ||
| DeRaptor | http://www.altxgroup.com/teamsluggy/rant.htm | |
| * DarkonZero puts away the bong..... | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm not getting toasted. | |
| Cal-Crowe | You got bong residue on your lip | |
| DarkonZero | That reminds me. | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| DarkonZero | I wanna kill the creator of the "Waterbong" cartoons at Ifilm.com | |
| Cal-Crowe | <DarkonZero> I'm out of weed | |
| BobIshmael | See! I WAS right! DZ's all doped up! | |
| Cal-Crowe | DZ liked Half-Baked | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...I did like that movie. | |
| DarkonZero | WHAT OF IT?!? | |
| Cal-Crowe | BONG! | |
| Cal-Crowe | DZ gets the munchies | |
| * DarkonZero now has the munchies. | ||
| DarkonZero | Thanks alot. | |
| DarkonZero | SHEESH! | |
| BobIshmael | Me too... That is... Er... THAT MOVIE SUCKED! Yeah... Can I go now? | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| * Cal-Crowe slaps a nicotine patch on DZ's forehead | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| * DeRaptor duct tapes Bob to the couch. | ||
| DarkonZero | What the hell is that gonna do? | |
| DeRaptor | ha! | |
| * DeRaptor stalks off. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | WEE! | |
| Cal-Crowe | This is happy hour | |
| DarkonZero | De's stalking again. | |
| Cal-Crowe | err, The Unhappy Hour | |
| DarkonZero | Who is she stalking this time? | |
| * Cal-Crowe hands everyone a unhappy meal | ||
| Cal-Crowe | huh ho | |
| * DarkonZero is happy. | ||
| * DeRaptor suddenly starts tearing around the room, destroying things as she goes. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | HO HO HO~ | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...De's bored. | |
| * DarkonZero tackles De. | ||
| * Cal-Crowe looks at the hidden motor cycle in the corner | ||
| * DeRaptor destroys the kitchen and the bathroom and when she's done destroys DZ. | ||
| * Cal-Crowe gets on the bike | ||
| DarkonZero | NO YA DON'T! | |
| * Cal-Crowe drives over DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| * Cal-Crowe pops a wheelie and drives on the ceiling | ||
| * DarkonZero wonders why he is so hated.....or "loved". | ||
| * BobIshmael does some math and realized he should have gone to sleep at 10pm. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | I should have too | |
| * DeRaptor continues tearing around the channel. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | I got insomnia | |
| BobIshmael | I don't have insomnia! AHAHAHAH! | |
| * BobIshmael goes to bed. | ||
| BobIshmael | Adidas. | |
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has quit IRC ("Yeah. If I drank less coffee, I probably would be more emotionally stable" --TMCM) | ||
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| * Cal-Crowe groans | ||
| DarkonZero | I like Bob.....but....YAY! | |
| DarkonZero | WOOOOOOO! | |
| Cal-Crowe | My mouth tastes like a pickle | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks for filling us in Cal. | |
| DeRaptor | You LIK Bob? What have you been smoking? | |
| DeRaptor | +E | |
| * Cal-Crowe groans | ||
| * DarkonZero puts away the bong again... | ||
| DarkonZero | Er...nothing. | |
| * Cal-Crowe wonders why DZ's bong is shaped like Mount Rushmore | ||
| DeRaptor | ! | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno.... | |
| DarkonZero | It's a great bon.....hey....that's not mine. | |
| * DarkonZero whistles innocently. | ||
| * Cal-Crowe looks at the other bong that looks like Charlton Heston | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Odd choices | |
| DarkonZero | *COUGH*...not mine.... | |
| DarkonZero | Nope... | |
| DarkonZero | Not mine at all. | |
| DeRaptor | What about the Joe Don Baker one? | |
| DarkonZero | That's yours, De. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Is the one that looks like The Cat In The Hat? | |
| DeRaptor | Is not! | |
| DarkonZero | Is TOO! | |
| DeRaptor | Mine looks like Mimi from the Drew Carey show. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh really? | |
| DeRaptor | Well, it did until I melted it. | |
| DeRaptor | now it just looks like a lump of plastic. | |
| Cal-Crowe | What about the one that looks like the statue of liberty? | |
| DarkonZero | Now you got the Joe Don one. | |
| DeRaptor | I do not! | |
| DeRaptor | That's Anon's. | |
| DarkonZero | For some reason....saying "Let me take a hit off the Joe Don" doesn't sound right. | |
| * Cal-Crowe shows off his Rush Limbaugh bong | ||
| * DeRaptor shudders. | ||
| DeRaptor | I have a Crow bong somewhere...or wait, that's just Crow. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I got it at a yard sale for free! | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Crow> Hi. | |
| DeRaptor | ! | |
| * DeRaptor pounces Crow. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok...enough bong talk. | |
| Cal-Crowe | There should be a Tom Servo bong | |
| * DeRaptor tickles to death of teh robot. | ||
| DeRaptor | heheheh. | |
| DeRaptor | You would get a lot of use out of that, wouldn't you, Cal? | |
| Cal-Crowe | Who me? | |
| DarkonZero | CAL IS HIGH! | |
| DeRaptor | no, Mars...OF COURSE, YOU! | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Mars> I like fudge | |
| DeRaptor | Mars has a bong shaped like Venus. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| * Cal-Crowe puts away his autographed Tiger Woods bong | ||
| DeRaptor | Y'know, all this talk of bongs...sounds rather double-entendric, doesn't it? | |
| * DarkonZero wonders if he should break out the Cheech and Chong movies. | ||
| * Cal-Crowe sees a cloud of smoke comm over from where DZ is. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | *cough* DZ! *cough* | |
| DarkonZero | What...what?!? | |
| DarkonZero | Oops.... | |
| DarkonZero | Damn burrito! | |
| * Cal-Crowe wonders who cracked his gold plated Yoda bong | ||
| DeRaptor | I think 'ku did. | |
| DeRaptor | He uses it all the time. | |
| DarkonZero | Now with all this bong talk....I wanna smoke weed....thanks. | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Yoda> A Jedi is *caugh* *caugh* Luke, a bong you need, hmmmmm? | |
| DarkonZero | Luke and his lightsaber/bong. | |
| DeRaptor | Ha ha! DZ is a weedhead! | |
| DarkonZero | And what are you.....a person calling me a weedhead! | |
| DarkonZero | HA! | |
| DarkonZero | Wait... | |
| * Cal-Crowe gets out his Scooby Doo bong | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Rats rrate reed! | |
| * DarkonZero tackles De for the hell of it. | ||
| DeRaptor | That's what I am, uh huh, uhHAAAAH! | |
| * DeRaptor runs. | ||
| * DarkonZero grabs for De's antlers or whatever.... | ||
| DeRaptor | I don't have antlers, dummy! | |
| * DeRaptor scampers into the rafters. | ||
| DarkonZero | That's why I added "or whatever...". | |
| DeRaptor | well, I don't have anything resembling antlers, either. | |
| * DeRaptor sits in the rafters and throws things at Darkon. | ||
| * Cal-Crowe digs a hole with his trusty spoon | ||
| * Cal-Crowe finds China | ||
| DarkonZero | Then what's that coming from your nos...oW! | |
| * Cal-Crowe walks back | ||
| DeRaptor | boogers. | |
| * DeRaptor throws boogers at DZ. | ||
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DeRaptor | How was China, Cal? | |
| Cal-Crowe | Seven Years Later... | |
| DarkonZero | ANTLER-LIKE BOOGIES! | |
| Cal-Crowe | EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! | |
| Cal-Crowe | EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! | |
| Cal-Crowe | EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! | |
| Cal-Crowe | ANTLER? EWWWW! | |
| Cal-Crowe | BOOGERS! EWWWWW? | |
| * DarkonZero tries to climb up to the rafters....and fails. | ||
| * Cal-Crowe chops down the rafters | ||
| * DarkonZero tries again.... | ||
| * DarkonZero succeeds. | ||
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| DeRaptor | You can't chop down the rafters! they're in the ceiling! | |
| * Cal-Crowe watches the rafters fall down | ||
| * DarkonZero kicks De off. | ||
| * Cal-Crowe chops down the rafters more | ||
| * DeRaptor clings to the ceiling with her claws. | ||
| * DeRaptor spits and watches it fall smack on Cal's beak. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | AHHHHHH! | |
| * DarkonZero pounces onto De.... | ||
| DarkonZero | HA! | |
| Cal-Crowe | I gotta go | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Cal. | |
| * DeRaptor kicks DZ off and watches him fall to the floor. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | I'm going to try sleeping again | |
| DeRaptor | Bye, Cal Can. | |
| DarkonZero | WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Cal Can do | |
| DarkonZero | OOF! | |
| *** Cal-Crowe has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (Parting is such sweet sorrow. got mst3k?) | ||
| * DarkonZero brings up a browser to look at the greeting once more. | ||
| DarkonZero | Well.... | |
| DeRaptor | greeting? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...a old friend of mine sent a online greeting to me. | |
| DeRaptor | ah. | |
| DarkonZero | Today in fact.... | |
| DarkonZero | Er...yesterday. | |
| DarkonZero | I miss her... | |
| DarkonZero | *sigh* | |
| DeRaptor | hmmmm... | |
| DeRaptor | where she go? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.....she didn't go....I was the one who left. | |
| DarkonZero | She's back in Florida. | |
| DeRaptor | ah. | |
| DarkonZero | It's been 5 years since I seen her...and about 6 months since I spoke to her. | |
| DarkonZero | WOW! | |
| DarkonZero | Time flew. | |
| DeRaptor | Did it grow wings? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| DarkonZero | And it flew fast. | |
| DeRaptor | wow. | |
| * DarkonZero burps.... | ||
| * DeRaptor turns on a fan. | ||
| * DeRaptor cracks a window. | ||
| DarkonZero | It's that warm? | |
| DeRaptor | no...just that stinky. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| DarkonZero | Jan. 1st.....Fantasia 2000 meets a paper shredder! | |
| DeRaptor | heheheh | |
| * DarkonZero wonders why he's so bitter now. | ||
| DarkonZero | BAH! | |
| DarkonZero | HUMBUG! | |
| * DeRaptor gives DarkonZero a glass of eggnog. | ||
| DeRaptor | There, now you'll feel better. | |
| DeRaptor | ha ha! | |
| DarkonZero | It's not spiked...is it? | |
| DeRaptor | ummmmm....noooooooo. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....I'm trustin' ya. | |
| * DarkonZero drinks it down. | ||
| * DarkonZero falls to uncinciousness. | ||
| DarkonZero | unconciousness even... | |
| * DeRaptor sneaks out of the room while DZ's out cold. | ||
| DeRaptor | g'nite, you. | |
| * DeRaptor Leaps through a run in the pantyhose of the space-time continuum... | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left #Deep13 | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Tue Dec 21 00:56:42 1999 | ||
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