#Deep13_991205.log

Session Start: Sun Dec 05 17:57:10 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Lufe is painful but could hurt nothing very badly like the hole Wonder full world. 8,1>:*|'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Sat Dec 04 22:06:04
DarkonZeroWEE!
Cal-CroweDZ! GOKU!
Cal-CroweAnyone want a picture of me next to an anti-aircraft gun?
Gokusure
DarkonZeroSure..
BozarthA stinger?
GokuThere a reason why you are?
DarkonZeroAre you next to it...or are you using it?
Cal-Croweusing it
DarkonZeroCOOL!
Cal-CroweI'm making a "chroma key" version of it
Cal-CroweWhat should I "blow up"?
DarkonZeroCAL....DON'T AIM AT THE SWEDISH FLAG!
Cal-Crowehehe
Sentroid91Swedish....Swedish...
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DarkonZeroSentish....Sentish.....
Cal-CroweNOOOOO!
Sentroid91heheh
GokuDid you get to set anything on fire Cal?
Cal-Croweno
DarkonZeroKu...ya pyro!
Cal-CroweIt didn't work
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GokuAww
Cal-Croweit was at an old WWII submarine
Cal-CroweDoes anyone have a picture they would like to see blown up?
DarkonZeroWho wants a picture of my diembodied head?
GokuWe goto the mall after fieldtrips
DarkonZerodisembodied even....
GokuI have a pic of me, well it's me and my friend on vacation, I am in the backround looking at the ground, I am wearing an orang lifejacket!
Gokuorange
* DarkonZero 's disembodied head is scary.
GokuIt was the only one he could find of me, I need to give him one to scan, or get a scanner
DarkonZeroI also have a pic of me at work......
DarkonZeroIn my work uniform.
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DarkonZeroIt be scary.
DarkonZeroRUN!
DarkonZeroANON IS COMING!
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Cal-CroweNOOOO!
Sentroid91gah!
Cal-CroweNOT ANON!! DEV
* Sentroid91 hides
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DarkonZeroHey...some girl wants me to add her to my ICQ list...should I?
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DarkonZeroThat was rather odd....
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DarkonZeroSPY!
DarkonZeroD'oH!
DarkonZeroI should wait.
GokuSure
DarkonZeroTill he comes in.
GokuWhats her ICQ #, lemme bother her
GokuBothering people is fun
DarkonZeroIs it paranoia when you think HG is out to get ya?
ImNotHereNot really
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DarkonZeroI think it was HG that ICQ'ed me.
ImNotHere<Mr Mackey> Uhh. Bothering people is fun.... M-kay?
DarkonZeroNot all of HG....someone from HG.
GokuI don't fear HG, everyone on scifi hates them, and I am liked on it
Goku#?!
ImNotHereWhat's the nick, DZ?
DarkonZerocoolbaby
ImNotHerehmm
ImNotHeredamned if I know
Cal-CroweThe Home Gamers are idiots
DarkonZeroYou want the ICQ #?
DarkonZeroI still got it.
ImNotHere<Mr Mackey> M-kay.
Cal-CroweI few times I came in to riff and I was kicked out because they didn't like my riffs
DarkonZero56829771
Cal-CroweI gotta hgoo...see ya
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DarkonZeroShe said her sister added me to her list.
ImNotHeremistygale?
DarkonZeroYeah?
ImNotHerethe name looks alot like MSTieGate
DarkonZeroHer sister's name is Libby?
DarkonZero? to .
GokuThats no one that is in Homegame now
Gokuher ip 208.128.10.37
Goku#MST-HomeGame mgrasso H mg@165.247.34.40 :0 mgrasso
Goku#MST-HomeGame BryanL H bryncthy@216.177.137.54 :0 Bryan Lambert
Goku#MST-HomeGame Ironf H TLister@209.209.136.65 :0 Tiny Lister
Goku#MST-HomeGame Mellie H sheepvixen@207.205.181.101 :0 I am an ircle 3.0 user
Goku#MST-HomeGame THX-1138 H RespecttheDuca@209.254.55.245 :0 Emperor of the Universe and Master of Time and Space
Goku#MST-HomeGame Plummz H fdjhbvasghj@209.252.182.117 :0 rjisdaflh
Goku#MST-HomeGame End of /WHO list.
Goku-
DarkonZeroI'm trying to figure out who Libby is.....
DarkonZeroI don't remember a Libby.
GokuYou have sent a message!
GokuHi who are you?
GokuYou have received a message!
Gokuhi my name is misty! who are you?
GokuYou have sent a message!
GokuMy name is misty too!
DarkonZeroNice going Ku.
GokuYou have received a message!
Gokuok! where are you form?
GokuYou have sent a message!
GokuMistyville
GokuYou have received a message!
Gokuhuh?
GokuYou have sent a message!
GokuI am a compulsive liar, sorry
DarkonZeroShe told me her sister I wouldn't know Libby and said she is dumb and types in numbers...that's what made me suspicious.
DarkonZeroI'm truly paranoid.
GokuYou have received a message!
Gokulol what is your real name? and where are you really from?
GokuYou have sent a message!
GokuI never lie, what are you talking about!
GokuYou have received a message!
Gokui dont know! i am weird lmao
GokuYou have sent a message!
GokuWhy do you hate me so much?
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MeltingMan'lo and hello.
GokuYou have received a message!
Gokuwhat are you talking about?
GokuYou have sent a message!
GokuYou hating me, you took my PEZ
GokuYou have received a message!
Gokuif you say so!
GokuYou have sent a message!
GokuI say so, give it back
GokuYou have received a message!
Gokutake it!
MeltingManCool poem, Goke.
GokuYou have sent a message!
GokuI don't want it! I want my PEZ!
DarkonZeroMM!
MeltingManDZ!
GokuYou have received a message!
Gokuis your real name cameron?
GokuYou have sent a message!
GokuNo, who are you, I was never in Mexico that night!
DarkonZeroKu....I'm doing a check now....you can stop.
Gokuok
DarkonZeroThanks though....
DarkonZeroFUNNT stuff
DarkonZeroThe name Mistygale......is sorta suspicious sounding.
ImNotHereLike I said. It looks like MSTieGate
MeltingManHmm...."gale"
* MeltingMan saw what Doug Herzog looked like today....on this MTV special about the history of MTV....
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DarkonZeroBasically...I asked her about her sister's ICQ#....she won't say....and said if I didn't want to add her to my list...I didn't have to.
DarkonZeroSounds like a backfired something or other.
DarkonZeroWell....now onto other things.....
DarkonZeroWho shall we kill first.
DarkonZero. to ?
DarkonZeroKu....are you the one that initiated the chat?
DarkonZeroKu...
DarkonZeroOk....everyone is dead, but me.
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
MeltingManI'm not dead....
DarkonZeroOh...good.
MeltingManI'm getting better...
DarkonZeroHehe...
* MeltingMan watches a little bit of "King of the Kickboxers"....
* MeltingMan flips back and forth between "King of the Kickboxers" and "Ishtar"....which is showing on Bravo of all stations.
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* Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 without his stupid luggage case.
Locdog07Hilo
DarkonZeroLOC!
DarkonZeroRUN!
* DarkonZero runs away....
Locdog07...?
* MeltingMan looks at the computer screen again....and back at Richard Jaekel and co. in "King of the Kickboxers"....
DarkonZeroOh....sorry Loc...Anon was supposedly coming earlier....the anticipation musta got to me.
* MeltingMan stares at the ceiling.
DarkonZeroAGH!\
DarkonZeroANON MAYBE COMING!
DarkonZeroRUN!
MeltingManAwww....."King of the Kickboxers" is over....I missed the ending while I was staring at the ceiling.
MeltingManThe Boom Operator for "King of the Kickboxers" was named "Yuthana".
* DarkonZero pats MM on the back.....
* Locdog07 looks at MM
DarkonZeroThere...there..
Locdog07Uh...hi MM
MeltingManThe Audio Engineer was Robert Hung....
DarkonZeroHung is his middle name.
DarkonZeroWelle is his last.
* DarkonZero smacks himself for that.....
MeltingMan"King of the Kickboxers" was a Seasonal Film Corporation production.
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* Locdog07 drinks his cup of tea
* DarkonZero smacks the cup outta Loc's paw.
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Locdog07Ow...hey!
DarkonZeroIt was a cup of Pee.
DarkonZeroOr was it?
Locdog07That is the most childish....
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MeltingManHeya Loc!
Locdog07wb
DarkonZeroMM...WB.
Locdog07Heh
MeltingManWhat happened?
DarkonZero* Locdog07 drinks his cup of tea
DarkonZero* DarkonZero smacks the cup outta Loc's paw.
DarkonZero<Locdog07> Ow...hey!
DarkonZero<DarkonZero> It was a cup of Pee.
DarkonZero<DarkonZero> Or was it?
DarkonZero<Locdog07> That is the most childish....
MeltingManWhat was the last thing I said?
Locdog07<MeltingMan> "King of the Kickboxers" was a Seasonal Film Corporation production.
MeltingManAh....
MeltingManWhen did you come in, Loc?
DarkonZeroLoc...you were saying?
MeltingManYou weren't here when I said that.
Locdog07<Locdog07> Hilo
Locdog07<DarkonZero> LOC!
Locdog07<DarkonZero> RUN!
Locdog07<Locdog07> ...?
Locdog07* DarkonZero runs away....
Locdog07* MeltingMan looks at the computer screen again....and back at Richard Jaekel and co. in "King of the Kickboxers"....
* MeltingMan wonders what the hell kind of dimension IRCle is in....
MeltingManI thought noone was talking when I said that.
MeltingManThen it said "Ping Timeout" for everyone except me and I reconnected.
DarkonZeroNetsplit...
DarkonZeroDREAD THEM!
MeltingManAhh...
DarkonZeroAnd Loc.....
DarkonZero<Locdog07> That is the most childish....
DarkonZeroYou didn't finish....
Locdog07Thing.
DarkonZeroAh...
DarkonZeroSo.
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Locdog07<Roly> Oh no, it's Rigoletto!
MeltingManVegetto!  From Chef Boyardee!
Vegettowhat
Vegettohey i went to a website and found some THING DBZ CHARACTERS WOULDN"T SAY
MeltingManIt sounds like an Faux-Italian Vegetable dish........Vegetto.
Locdog07oh did YOU NOW?
Vegettoyep
DarkonZeroWe'd like to hear it VERY MUCH!
MeltingMan<Vegeta> I really like tuna fish.  
* Locdog07 remembers the strange Italian genie from The Fruitties called Rigoletto
MeltingManHe'd um.....never say that...
MeltingManEven if he does really like tuna fish.
DarkonZeroHehe....
VegettoGoku: "Hey, Vegeta!! I got us on Jerry Springer, like you wanted!!!!"
VegettoJerry: "Next:On Jerry Springer.....Rivals Who Might be Lovers!!"
* Locdog07 stares in silence
Vegetto-Goku & Vegeta: "WHAT?!?!?!"
MeltingManUm......aren't they related somehow?
Vegetto-Goku:(singing): "Here she comes...Miss Amercia..."
DarkonZeroThat's about as funny as a episode of Star Trek.
Locdog07They'd never say "WHAT?????" together?
VegettoI know
MeltingManYou're getting into a whole weird area, Vegetto.
Vegettothis is THINGS THAT DBZ CHARACTERS WOULDN'T SAY
MeltingManNot funny at all, either.
Locdog07We know, Vegetto. It's just really...really basic and not funny.
Vegettoshut up
Locdog07You could say 'Goku - "HEY I'm AN IDIOT!"' and have the same effect
DarkonZeroUh.....we should find the person who made that site and tell them they are not funny.
MeltingManSorry Vegetto....we just um....don't like it.  We don't have to yell at us for it.
Locdog07heh
DarkonZeroThen....they might become even more not funny.
MeltingManHeheh.
Vegettothose aren't the best ones
Locdog07Yeah, sorry Vegetto
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Vegettothats ok you prick
Locdog07Well...um...tell us the best ones
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Locdog07Woah.
DarkonZeroDAMN!
MeltingManAwww....I miss him allready.
DarkonZeroReally.....or is it his weird smell you miss?
MeltingManHe smelled of White Castles and urine.
DarkonZeroUgh....
DarkonZeroSteamed and urinie goodness he was!
Locdog07urinie.
DarkonZeroLoc...forget it.
MeltingManSteamed Hams.
* DarkonZero now wants some steamed hams.
Locdog07Well...hmm...
* Locdog07 wonders where he could find a pig
DarkonZero.....
DarkonZeroDAH!
* MeltingMan ponders the horror movie "Pigs"
* Locdog07 looks at DZ
Locdog07Hey, *you* wanted the steamed hams
DarkonZeroFUTURAMA IS ON TONIGHT!
DarkonZeroLoc....steamed hams is a Simpsons ref......
MeltingManIt's the Titanic parody one...it's not very good.
DarkonZeroI'll still watch.
DarkonZeroI missed alot of Futurama eps.
MeltingManhttp://www.badmovies.org/movies/tinytown/
DarkonZeroI missed alot of Farscape eps too...but that was by choice.
Locdog07I missed a lot of MST...sniffle...
DarkonZeroDon't worry Loc...someone will send ya the eps you missed.....or someting.
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DarkonZeroWell...I'll be back later when conversation picks up....bye!
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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Session Close: Sun Dec 05 19:15:50 1999
Session Start: Sun Dec 05 22:03:30 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Lufe is painful but could hurt nothing very badly like the hole Wonder full world. 8,1>:*|'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Sat Dec 04 22:06:04
DarkonZeroHmmm...
Locdog07Hullo
DarkonZeroWell......hello....hello....hello.
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DarkonZeroHmmm....
DarkonZeroI'm gonna be doing something for a bit.
Locdog07k
* DarkonZero is busy, he Stuff....on message boards. .
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Locdog07Maybe you should do it for two bits
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* DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe.
*** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor
DeRaptorboo!
Locdog07AHH!!!
* Locdog07 dies
* Locdog07 gets back up
* Locdog07 wonders if tonight's SG was as weird as it normally is
DeRaptorBizarro Santa...so twisted...I love it!
* DeRaptor is rewatching old tape.
Locdog07heheh
DeRaptorThe new "episode" was the guys all reading their lines for some reason.
* Locdog07 looks at the sketch he has of Bizarro Santa that IMM gave him
Locdog07Hmm...scary
DeRaptorheheh...you better hope Girl Hair gets shown over there. Nobody should die without seeing Bizarro Santa.
Locdog07heh...well.
DZisBusyI'm done with what I was doing. So...hence, I'm back!
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Locdog07It's a choice between dying without seeing Hanson one more time, or dying without seeing Bizarro Santa ever...
DeRaptorhello, back DZ.
Locdog07wb DZ
DeRaptorheheh...Hanson's worth it, Loc.
DarkonZeroHey De....and thanks Loc.
Locdog07Hokay.
* Locdog07 wonders if Hanson are worth anything really...
Locdog07I'd pay maybe two bucks.
Locdog07And I'm in England.
Locdog07So it makes no sense.
* Locdog07 crosses his eyes
* DarkonZero will take on Bizarro Santa....
DarkonZeroWhere is he?
Locdog07He's over there, pointing and laughing at you
* DarkonZero pummels Loc first.....
DarkonZeroThere.
Locdog07Owie-ow-ow.
* Locdog07 rubs his nose
* DarkonZero goes and pummels Bizarro Santa.....
DarkonZeroThere.
* DarkonZero pummels Loc again.....for good measure.
* Locdog07 worries about Disney putting Alice nude in Alice In Wonderland- Ow!
DeRaptoreep.
DarkonZeroGreat..Disney has gone to porn for it's failing answers.
* Locdog07 rubs his now totally broken nose
Locdog07Failing answers?
Locdog07What, did someone give them a test paper?
DarkonZeroAnswers to family entertainment.
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DarkonZeroHmm...
DarkonZeroA sound.
DarkonZeroI can't hear it.....WinAmp.
Locdog07sheesh
* Locdog07 thinks there should be a book explaining how to sketch characters from MST
DarkonZeroA "How to draw the MST3k way"?
Locdog07"Without losing friends"
DarkonZeroAh...
Locdog07Or something
DarkonZero"How to draw the MST3K way...and you'll like it VERY MUCH!"
Locdog07heheh
DeRaptorWell, Crow is a difficult little bastard to draw.
DeRaptorBut then, all of them are.
DarkonZero"How to draw the MST3K way! (If it looks like POOPIE...it's not our fault.)"
Locdog07He's a difficult little bastard, period.
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DeRaptorthat's true.
* Locdog07 wishes he hadn't deleted gulliblefreak.wav
Locdog07Woulda been so suitable right now
DeRaptorquit deleting things!
Locdog07heh...well!
* Locdog07 sticks his tongue out
Locdog07I can delete whatever I want, whenever I want, whoever I want
Locdog07I'm unstopable!
* DarkonZero manages to stop Loc.
DeRaptorthat's nice.
Locdog07D'oh...
DeRaptordaaaarrylll...
Locdog07Huh?
Locdog07Who's Daryll?
DeRaptorIdunno. Who is he?
Locdog07whah?
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* DarkonZero wonders why he has so many .wavs of the line "Why don't they look?"
Locdog07heh
DarkonZeroI think I got 4 of 'em.
DarkonZeroOr more.
DarkonZeroI forgot.
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DeRaptorPoor birdman...
Locdog07Poor, lonely Birdman...
DarkonZeroBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd...........*COUGH*!
* Locdog07 looks at his Birdman comic
Locdog07Yeesh, you're changed, Mr. Birdman
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* DeRaptor misses the "ghost planet industries" credits.
Locdog07Hmm...
* Locdog07 misses them even though he doesn't really...know...them....all that well...
* DarkonZero misses missing missing.
* DeRaptor thinks the "Brilliant" episodes of SG:C2C are enough to truly drive a marginally-sane person over the edge.
Locdog07Heh
Locdog07They're both the same eps with different captions, in't they?
* DarkonZero misses Banjo...
DarkonZeroBAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNJJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOO!
* Locdog07 misses MST...
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DeRaptorbasically.
Locdog07Hmm...I remember...one of them was the first ep of SG I ever saw in England
* Locdog07 strums a guitar for no reason
DeRaptorheheh...this episode with Jerry Springer and Sarah Jessica Parker is quite risqué.
Locdog07heh
Locdog07Don't they keep saying "The sex" or something?
DeRaptoryah.
DeRaptorSG's so dumb.
Locdog07heh...
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DeRaptor"You never even took your clothes off!" "Of course I didn't! It was sex!"
Locdog07...eep!!!
* Locdog07 laughs at SG's dumb-bell manner
DeRaptorheheh. Poor Moltar and Zorak, having to put up with him.
Locdog07yeh...
Locdog07Sometimes I wonder if Brak has a higher IQ than him...but then I realize, what the Hell am I saying?
DeRaptorBrak is a misunderstood genius.
DeRaptorSG's just a moron.
Locdog07heheh
Locdog07A moron with his own show.
Locdog07If I ever become a director, I'm gonna put subliminal messages in every movie...like the word "MST3K" can flash every now and again, or something....
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DeRaptorokay then.
* Locdog07 ponders bringing in his luggage case to get some excitement started
* DeRaptor goes into Crow's room and locks the door.
Locdog07uhhh....
* Locdog07 can't imagine what's going on in there
* DeRaptor curls up at the foot of Crow's bed and goes to sleep.
* Locdog07 brings in his luggage case and opens it
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*** Locdog07 is now known as TomServo
TomServoMan, that feels better.
TomServoCould hardly breathe...#
TomServoSay, where the heck am I?
DeRaptorYou're the heck here.
TomServoWho said that?
DeRaptorMe.
* TomServo hovers over to the door to Crow's room
TomServoHello?
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* CrowTRobot falls out of the Umbilicus into #Deep13.
*** Mars sets mode: +o CrowTRobot
TomServoOh, great, it's you
* TomServo eyes Crow
CrowTRobotHiyee!
TomServoDon't come anywhere near me, I don't know where you've been
* CrowTRobot glares at TS.
CrowTRobotUh....I was in my room...with MY pet dinosaur. I bet YOU don't have a pet dinosaur.
TomServoI have a pet female human, which is far better!
* TomServo giggles
TomServoMan, she is smokin'
CrowTRobotUh...my dinosaur is better!
TomServoOh yeah?
TomServoHow's that then, shrimpy?
CrowTRobotShe...um...makes me pancakes.
CrowTRobotI'm bigger'n you!
TomServoWell, I can go one better
TomServoI was referring to your odour, Crow.
DeRaptor"I am Space Ghost!" "The other white meat."
* TomServo sniffs Crow
TomServoShrimpy
CrowTRobotLeast I don't smell like gouda!
TomServoLeast I don't smell like dino feathers!!
* TomServo chuckles
* TomServo hovers in front of Crow
TomServoNyah-nyah!
* TomServo hovers up
TomServoCan't catch me!
TomServoStupid shrimp 'bot!
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CrowTRobotI HATE YOU!
CrowTRobotDeee! Make him stop!
TomServoSure, go cry to your dino friend.
TomServoAt least my friend has external genitalia.
* TomServo hovers around in a circle
* DeRaptor climbs into the rafters, and leaps onto Tom, crushing him.
TomServoow...
DeRaptorLotta good external genitalia would do YOU.
* DarkonZero exits....door...over there.
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
Session Close: Sun Dec 05 23:04:06 1999

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