#Deep13_991203.log

Session Start: Fri Dec 03 01:30:05 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Bob smells like old cheese. He's a flower, too. A pansy, if you will. <BobIshmael> Yeah! I hate that guy! Let's beat him up! '
*** Set by Mars on Fri Dec 03 00:38:09
DarkonZeroWEE!
BobIshmaelWB, YDB.
DarkonZeroYes....I'm dumb......but not a bastard.
BobIshmaelYou could "Old Dumb Bastard.:
BobIshmaelYou could "Old Dumb Bastard."
DarkonZero....
DarkonZeroWhat?
DarkonZeroYou made no sence.
BobIshmaelBecause you're old...
DarkonZeroSense even.
BobIshmaelYou're dumb..
BobIshmaelAnd you're a bastard,
BobIshmaelPeriod.
DarkonZeroI'm not a bastard.
* DarkonZero falls asleep.
* DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap...
DarkonZeroPlease do not disturb me. If you have to mess with someone...choose someone else, not me.
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
[BobIshmael SOUND]
DZisAsleep*SNORE*
[BobIshmael SOUND]
* DZisAsleep is done taking a nap...
DZisAsleepHello there!
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** DZisAsleep is now known as DarkonZero
DarkonZeroHey pansy boy!
BobIshmaelHey, ODB!
* DarkonZero tries to stay awake....
BobIshmaelGo to sleep, bastard.
DarkonZeroNo....pansy boy.
* DarkonZero goes to sleep......he's old ya know.
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Fri Dec 03 01:50:11 1999
Session Start: Fri Dec 03 18:17:17 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'If we ever find out who you are we're gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Fri Dec 03 15:48:02
DarkonZeroWEE!
TheCambotThe way you mock the dead.
MSTManosDZ!!!
DarkonZeroMANOS!
TheCambotDZ, don't whee, Madeline Kahn is dead.
DarkonZeroWEE!
MSTManosHeh.
MSTAnonWho's Madeline Kahn?
TheCambotWe should cease are sounds of happiness for few days in mourning.
DarkonZeroI can "wee" anywhere I want to.
DarkonZeroWait...
TheCambotShe was my favorite actress, thank you very much.
DarkonZeroI can "wee" anywhere I want to?
DarkonZeroUgh.
MSTAnonWEE!
TimmylingDZ.
DarkonZeroLing.
TimmylingDidja see the topic on #omega?
TheCambotDidn't any of you see Paper Moon? Young Frankenstein? Christ, Blazing Saddles! I just don't see how you could mock the star of those films. YES, she WAS the star, hush up.
TheCambotAnd where would "Cosby" be without her? Huh?
DarkonZeroTopic on #omega....hmm....I will see.
DarkonZeroOh..that topic again.
MSTManosYes, DZ. THAT topic.
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TimmylingApparently you did.
DarkonZeroIt's so wonder full!
MSTManosMmm... chococream.
chococreamhi folks
TimmylingHi...uh...sugary substance.
chococreamuh huh (~.~)
MSTManosDAH!
MSTManosFAT FACE!
DarkonZero....
MSTManosWAAAAAAHHH!!!
TimmylingI'm a diet, so, get away from me.
TheCambotChococrean, are you aware that Madeline Kahn is dead?
MSTManosHeh.
TheCambotYou're a diet?!
TimmylingUm...yes.
chococreamhahaha
TimmylingDiets aren't funny, cream.
TimmylingHave you ever been on a diet?
chococreamso what's going on tonite?
TimmylingNo, of course you haven't.
chococreamconstantly!
TimmylingYou're too stupid to.
TimmylingI hate you all.
TimmylingYOU NON-DIETERS!
* MSTManos hates diets.
* chococream pats timmyling on the back and says it's okay
MSTManosMWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
* DarkonZero is awaiting the Cartoon Network "Ego Trip"....
Cal-CroweTRIVIA IS UP!
* Timmyling ponders sentence fragments.
chococreamwhere does everybody live?  i'm in new york (usa)
DarkonZeroNawwwwwwwww...
DarkonZeroNew York is in the US?
DarkonZeroI thought it was in Germany.
chococreamactually had somebody ask the other day so i figured i'd get it out of the way!
TimmylingI live on a planet called Munfarblam.  It's 3 times the size of Jupiter and has rivers of Pop Tarts.
chococreamthey were from jordan
MSTManosI live in Tibet.
MSTManosHuh. Stupid foreigners.
DarkonZeroI live in a Commodore VIC 20.
MSTManosThey always try to confound you.
chococreamso i see
MSTManosWe're the real apple pie, though.
chococreamit's okay
chococreami love everybody
MSTManosEven Hitler?
TimmylingEven Pol Pot?
MSTManos<chococream> even hitler
chococreamlet's not go there, ok?
MSTManos<chococream> even pol pot
TimmylingEven Dr. Ruth?
* chococream reminds self that she shouldn't generalize
MSTManos<chococream> even dr. ruth
chococreamdr ruth is a roach
TimmylingEven...TONY DANZA?!
chococreamyes
MSTManos<chococream> even... WHAT?!?!?
MSTManos<chococream> GAWD NO!!!
chococreamyes
MSTManosOh.
chococreammet him - he's not too bright but he's human
* Timmyling looks at cream's hand.
MSTManosGood for you.
TimmylingYup, just what I suspected-- 666.
TheCambotStupid cheating MSTrivia.
chococreammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Cal-CroweI'm winning
chococreamnot the devil timmyling
TimmylingClassic mark of the beast.
TheCambotThat's because you're a dirty cheater.
TimmylingIt's because he designed the stupid bot and knows the answers.
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DarkonZeroSENT!
TimmylingHa ha.
DarkonZeroWOO!
MSTManosExcess flood? WTF didja do?
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* Sentroid91 emerges from the soulgate leading from the 7th Dimension
Sentroid91I
TimmylingRight.
Sentroid91'm doing something
MSTManosOh.
TheCambotBut I answered before him and he didn't give me my point.
chococreamnite guys - enjoy!
Cal-CroweCome on!
TimmylingEnjoy what?
chococreamchatting
TimmylingI see.
TimmylingYou would say that.
MSTManoschococream?
chococreamyes?
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chococreamand?
BobbyPYou're a female, right?
*** BobbyP is now known as BobbyPlank
DarkonZeroI raided HG last night.....who wants to see the line that got me kicked?
chococream400%
TheCambotI wanna play trivia without Cal.
TimmylingMe.
BobbyPlankMEMEMEMEMEME!!!
BobbyPlankSo, do you want my pic? Because I'm a male.
Timmyling"Let's all be friends?"
chococreamis it something special?
DarkonZero<EvilJen> why don't you get yourself some tenticle anime porn and go whack off to it,
DarkonZero<DarkonZero> Hmmm....
DarkonZero<DarkonZero> Naw...it seems you covered that area.
DarkonZero*** EvilJen sets mode: +o EvilJen
Sentroid91DZ: I do I do!
TimmylingOr maybe it was "You know, maybe Jews really aren't that bad."
TimmylingI see.
Sentroid91heh
BobbyPlankHave I mentioned EvilJen really IS a Nazi?
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DarkonZeroYes you have Manos.
TimmylingI wonder if GoodJen isn't facist.
DarkonZeroI went in there and started saying George Kennedy was a great actor.
DarkonZeroThen I called them Trekkies.
BobbyPlankUh-oh.
DarkonZeroThen Doctor Who fans.
BobbyPlankBad move... unless they are.
TheCambotI've always wondered...shouldn't "facist" be reserved for people who worship faces?
TimmylingNo.
DarkonZeroCAM!
BobbyPlankFacist? Yes.
DarkonZeroDAH!
TheCambotWell.
BobbyPlankFascist? No.
Cal-CroweI'm winning
TimmylingD'oh.
TheCambotThat was sorta the joke, pal.
BobbyPlankUh-huh.
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DarkonZeroActually I started with this....in HG....
MSTCamOoh, it's the MST-Cam.
MSTAnonHeh. That freaked Manos out.
MSTAnonOh, hi!
DarkonZero<DarkonZero> Well.....what about that new Breath Asure commercial with George Kennedy....your thoughts?
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MSTMSTHeheh....
MSTMSTOh.
MSTMSTHi cream.
MSTCamSee MST take a shower in real streaming video.
Cal-CroweI kicked out MSTiebot
MSTMSTLong time no see.
MSTCamHey, I have a funny idea.
MSTCamI'm gonna change my name to Bucket, then someone has to kick me out of the room.
MSTCamHere goes.
*** MSTCam is now known as Bucket
BucketCome on...kick the bucket.
MSTMSTMSTheh
MSTAnonFunny.
MSTAnonToo bad I don't have ops, or I would.
BucketYou think I'm kidding?
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BucketKick me, now.
MSTAnonD'oh...
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*** Mars sets mode: +o MSTMSTMST
BucketKICK ME NOW!
BucketKick the bucket!
BucketDo it!
MSTMSTMSTdah. okie
*** MSTMSTMST was kicked by MSTMSTMST (12If you were kicked by this popup. Then you're probably omega... either that, or you're a complete idiot.)
* Cal-Crowe kicks the shit out of Bucket
MSTAnonGood one.
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* Cal-Crowe kicks the shit out of Bucket
Cal-CroweCOME TO #MSTrivia
MSTMSTCam is a bucket of crap?
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MSTMSTMakes sense.
MSTAnonHehe.
MSTManos*** Bucket was kicked by MSTMSTMST (Offensive Nick s9-mEgAsCr IpT)
*** Timmyling is on IRC
*** MSTMST is now known as Timmyling
*** MSTMSTMST is now known as MSTMSTMS91
*** MSTMSTMS91 is now known as MSTMSe91
* MSTManos has already started his own channel.
*** MSTMSe91 is now known as MSe91
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*** MSe91 is now known as Sentroid91
DarkonZeroWhat is it Manos?
TimmylingMicroSoft e-91.  Bringing 91.  Electronically.
* MSTManos would like to have it known chococream is really old.
MSTManosIt's in DS2... and it's called #ManosMen
DarkonZeroHehe...
MSTManosChococream would've been victim #2 in the Lodo-pic joke... if she weren't 35.
MSTManosNo...
MSTManos32, sorry.
TimmylingAwww, shucks.
MSTAnonWhat's that about a room, Manos?
MSTManosDS2, #ManosMen
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MSTAnonYes, I see it.
MSTManosBrazillian freak.
Sentroid91BirthControlBurrito?
DarkonZeroManos....it's basilian.
BiRiTeIrODiga ai BROTHER!!
Sentroid91Digimon to you too
DarkonZeroHehe...
MSTAnonPleh.
MSTManosPoka ai SISTER!!!
MSTAnonWhat a wannabe franchise.
Sentroid91hehe
BiRiTeIrOWhere you  guys from?
DarkonZeroPokemon to you.
MSTManosMars.
Sentroid91Earth. And you?
BiRiTeIrOme too!!
MSTManosGood for you.
TimmylingChiron.  Small asteroid between Saturn and Uranus.
MSTManosEww,
MSTManos.
TimmylingUgh.
MSTAnonTaurus the bull! And right underneath it, the constellation Feces.
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DarkonZeroANON!
TimmylingYer-uhn-us.
BiRiTeIrOWHat do you  know about brazilians???
TimmylingThat's how you pronounce it, feebs.
MSTManosI know they're all over this damned server.
MSTAnonWe know you speak Portugese.
MSTAnonAnd play soccer.
MSTManosVery well, even.
BiRiTeIrOWell... I'm not from Brazil
MSTManosBut you losers lost to... lemme see...
MSTManosThe French?
MSTManosAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
MSTManosTHE FRENCH!
MSTManosAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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TimmylingAnd they're as annoying as the Russians who inhabit this server, the electronic equivalent of Bosnia or Yugoslavia.
Sentroid91Ah. Are you here?
MSTManosRussians?
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TimmylingYeah.
MSTAnonHi, Cal-Crowe! Want ops?
MSTManosAnyway...
MSTManosTo get your asses kicked by the French is something to think about if you have a gun in the room.
* DarkonZero is surifin' the web...so basically...he's busy.
TimmylingIndeed.
Cal-Croweyea
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Cal-Crowei want op
TimmylingAnd especially when you won so many times before and the French didn't come close.
MSTManosExactly.
Cal-Crowehow do you get op
MSTAnonThen all you have to do is press Alt and F4.
Sentroid91<Cal-Crowe> NO! That will kick us out!
MSTAnonNo it won't!
Cal-Croweok
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MSTAnonLOL!
TimmylingOW!
MSTAnonROTFLMAO!!!
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TimmylingOW!  AGAIN!
Cal-Crowehey!
MSTAnonSENT?! LOL!!!
MSTAnonAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Cal-Croweu lyed
DZisSurfinI thought everyone knew the ALT-F4 thing?
DZisSurfinI guess not.
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DZisSurfinYAY!
MSTAnonLOL!
MSTManos<Justin> i cant go on non christian servers
MSTManos<MSTManos> Why not?
MSTManos<MSTManos> It's not sinful or anything.
MSTManos<Justin> they sometimes say bad things
MSTManos<MSTManos> Everyone there is happy...
MSTManos<MSTManos> It's not like you're going to hell for this.
MSTAnonROTFLMAO!!!
TimmylingSTOP THAT!
TimmylingMy eyes!
TimmylingWhere's this, Manos?
MSTAnonOw! My freakin' ears!
MSTManosDS2 on #ManosMen
MSTAnonI don't see you in there, Manos.
MSTManosirc.ds2.net
MSTManosIt's another server, Anony.
MSTAnonNo, really. I don't see you in there.
MSTManosirc.ds2.net
MSTAnonNope. No Manos.
DZisSurfinManny....trying to make a religious zealot convert......COOL!
MSTManosHeh.
MSTManosYes... cool.
* Cal-Crowe imagines omega as a Budihist
MSTManosHe worships Stalin...
MSTManosDon't you remember?
TimmylingOh yeah.
Sentroid91omega worships his Dracula
DZisSurfinNOOOOO!
DZisSurfinNOT COW AND CHICKEN!
Cal-Croweomega sucks not on blood but on...ehehehehehe
TimmylingThat or Hitler...
Sentroid91but on yeyeye
MSTManosyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye
MSTAnonRight...
MSTManosyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye
MSTManosyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye
MSTManosyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye
Cal-Croweyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye'
Cal-Croweyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye'
Cal-Croweyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye'
Cal-Croweyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye'
Timmyling<Timmyling> Little Omega at home: "Zeig heil, mein führer!"
Timmyling<Timmyling> Little Omega at home: "Zeig heil, mein führer!"
TimmylingOh no.
TimmylingOops.
MSTAnonAttack of the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Eye Creatures.
TimmylingWell.
Sentroid91<MSTManos> yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye
TimmylingHrm.
Sentroid91<MSTAnon> Right...
Sentroid91<MSTManos> yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye
Sentroid91 yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye'
Sentroid91<Cal-Crowe> yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye'
Sentroid91<Cal-
Cal-CroweAttack of the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the eye creatures
MSTAnonHey, who's for rice?
Cal-CroweMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME
MSTAnonWell, too bad.
* Cal-Crowe strangles Anon
MSTAnonOw! Quit it.
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*** DZisSurfin is now known as DarkonZero
Cal-CroweI WANT SOME DAMN RICE!
DarkonZeroI'll see y'all later.
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Fri Dec 03 18:59:06 1999
Session Start: Fri Dec 03 19:20:16 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'If we ever find out who you are we're gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Fri Dec 03 15:48:02
DarkonZeroWEE!
* DeReindeer wonders if Loc will volunteer as one of the starving dogs.
MSTAnonHey, De! You can ride my sleigh anytime!
MSTAnonHo ho ho!
DarkonZero....
MSTManosHi, De. And DZ.
DarkonZeroHey manos.
*** Sentroid91 changes topic to 'Let's all have a Patrick Swayze Christmas!'
MSTManosUh...
Sentroid91How bout now, De?
MSTManosAnony, you're getting weird.
DeReindeerAnon, why don't you just go stick your sleigh down Joe Don Baker's chimney.
Sentroid91very
MSTAnonEWW!!!
DeReindeerOh, and Ed FINALLY got my order. Sheesh.
Sentroid91Now i'm really frightened of Anon.
Cal-CroweLets decorate a bar stool and gather 'round and sing!
* Sentroid91 cowars in the corner
* DeReindeer struggles to get Crow's feet out of their natural habitat.
Cal-Crowehhehehe huh?
DeReindeerclaw toy won't come apart.
MSTAnonOkay, this bites. I'm outta here.
* MSTAnon is gonna go work on Final Fantasy VIII.
Cal-Crowebye butt head
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BeavisShutup, dork.
MSTManosHeh.
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*** Beavis is now known as MSTAnon
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
*** DeReindeer is now known as Daria
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MSTAnonSaaay!
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MSTAnonAh, well.
* Daria kicks Beavis in the rear and casually walks away.
MSTAnonI gotta go play FFVIII.
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*** Daria is now known as DeRaptor
MSTAnonBye, now!
DeRaptorBye, freak.
Cal-Crowetunnel of jelly...mmm
* MSTAnon farts.
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DeRaptorEnjoy JDB.
DarkonZeroHe's gotta go play?
Sentroid91Let's not go, and say we did. Okay?
DarkonZeroWhy?
Cal-CroweJoe Don Baker was in George Wallace and I had to see it in class last week
Sentroid91Anyone here linked in to Anon's MST3K ring?
Cal-Croweno
MSTManosI was gonna, but he completely ignored me.
Sentroid91He did that to me too
DeRaptorAnon's MST3K ring...that makes it sound like a drug ring.
Sentroid91though I think it's possible to have someone else on the ring add you
Cal-Croweis it like a drug ring?
Sentroid91Probably
Cal-Croweoh boy
* MSTManos thinks Anon is a narcissist.
MSTManosNo... wait...
MSTManosHe IS a narcissist.
Sentroid91He had his stupid Maryland MSTies Anonymous added.
Sentroid91I still want to do one of those.
Sentroid91I'll let Qrow make his own Washington State MSTieGate, or something
* MSTManos wants California whatever, but FAST!!!
DeRaptorAAAAAH!!! Dad got one of those singing christmas trees....and it's the most terrifying thing I've ever seen!
DeRaptorAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Sentroid91hehe
DeRaptorHey Manos, we should start a California MiSTie club or something.
Sentroid91California MSTieGate...... hmmm......
Cal-CroweCalifornia LADY
DarkonZeroDe....at least it ain't a singing and dancin' Santa.....those scare me.
MSTManosYeah...
Cal-CroweWill ya shorten your dress for me?
DeRaptorOh yeah...but this is even worse than the Santas, DZ.
Cal-CroweCalifornia LADY
DeRaptorIt looks like a muppet with glowing green eyes.
DarkonZeroAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
MSTManosBut I was thinking we need a Northern California MSTies and SoCal MSTies since we're so big.
DarkonZeroThanks for the nightmare fuel De!
DeRaptorHmm...prolly.
Cal-CroweAN OWNER OF A LONLEY HEART IS MUCH BETTER THAN AN OWNER OF A PIE!
DeRaptorMaybe we should have one club with two divisions.
Sentroid91California MSTieGate...... hmmm......
DeRaptorAt least you didn't have to SEE it, DZ.
MSTManosYes... lets.
DarkonZeroTrue...
Sentroid91better yet. Pacific MSTieGate
DarkonZeroOr PacMST.
MSTManosThat would sound great...
MSTManosThat too...
Sentroid91it would cover the entire Pacific area
MSTManosBut... like Sent said.
Sentroid91Washington, Cali, Nevada, Arizona... etc
MSTManosAlthough we could make four divisions.
MSTManosOr six.
Sentroid91hmm
MSTManosDon't forget Oregon.
Sentroid91Yup
Sentroid91though there's no non-MSTieGaters here that are from Oregon
* MSTManos checks out alt.total-loser
DarkonZeroWait....we should forget Oregon...what did Oregon do for us!?
* Cal-Crowe control-alt-deletes Manos
DeRaptorGolden MiSTieGate.
MSTManosThey gave us the name "Oregon Trail:
MSTManos"
DeRaptorAlthough that would just work for San Fran...
MSTManosIt would.
* Sentroid91 takes out his shotgun and shoots off that extra i that De added.
DeRaptornyeah.
Sentroid91so...
* MSTManos thinks alt.total-loser is weird.
MSTManosCheck it out.
Sentroid91that doesn't sound like such a bad idea, though
DeRaptorSomebody seriously made that?
Sentroid91Pacific MSTieGate
MSTManosYep.
DeRaptorMust be a Weird Al group or something.
DarkonZeroPACMST!
MSTManosNot really.
Sentroid91PacMSTGate
MSTManosBut check it out, anyway.
Cal-Croweit's real?
MSTManosYes, yes, yes!
* Cal-Crowe listens to RWS
MSTManosIt's real!
Cal-CroweNo, no, o!
MSTManosnews:alt.total-loser !
Sentroid91Anyone want to join my idea?
Cal-Croweno
Cal-CroweI'll take it
* MSTManos should mention his news server is controlled by RemarQ.
* Cal-Crowe steals Sent's idea and puts it in a safe
Sentroid91you're not from the Pacific though, Cal
Cal-Croweoh yeah
MSTManosLoser.
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
* MSTManos thinks the alt.total-loser regulars handle flamers just as good as anyone.
Cal-Crowe*** Cal-Crowe changes topic to 'IS SHIT A BAD WORD?'
Cal-Crowe*** Cyber-Bob has joined #Theater3000
DarkonZeroRemind me to tell Bob never to sing ever again....ok?
DeRaptorBob was singing?
DarkonZeroThat was Bob in that wav, right?
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
MSTManosGimme!
MSTManosI want to hear Bob singing!
MSTManosGIMME GIMME GIMME!!!
Sentroid91oh, is that the one where he was trying to sing Metallica to me?
Cal-Croweyeah
Sentroid91heh
* DeRaptor wonders what singing flowers sound like.
Cal-CroweDeep Thoughts: I'm glad that i didn't shoot that cute little squirell a second time.
* DeRaptor wonders if they sound like singing christmas trees.
* DeRaptor shudders.
DarkonZeroDe's still on the "Bob is a flower" thing.
DarkonZeroPansy....
DeRaptorWell, he is.
DeRaptorhttp://www.angryflower.com
DeRaptorIt's a comic strip about Bob.
DarkonZeroYou'll find out why he's so bitter.
Sentroid91Franko is a dancing Canadian Klown
Cal-Crowea nude one at that
Cal-CroweFranko: The Nude Clown
DeRaptorMost plants that haven't been cultivated for consumption ARE bitter.
Sentroid91and Franko the Magician
Sentroid91www.thesorcerer.com
Cal-CroweFranko the nude magician
DarkonZeroCal....what's with you and nudity?
* DarkonZero thinks Cal is lookin' at particular website at this moment.
Cal-Crowenothing
DarkonZeroUh-huh.
DeRaptormaybe Cal's just nude.
* DeRaptor makes Cal put his shirt and shorts back on.
* DarkonZero shudders at the thought.
MSTManosCal...
MSTManosYou perv.
DarkonZeroAgain De...thanks for the nightmare fuel.
*** Cal-Crowe was kicked by Sentroid91 (12Perv Detected 2s109-2mE10g2A10sC2r I10p2T)
MSTManosHeh.
Sentroid91hehee
*** Cal-Crowe has joined #Deep13
Cal-CrowePOOPY HED!
* DeRaptor points out that Cal is a small sexless robot...
Sentroid91"POOPEY PANTS!"
Sentroid91with pants
* Cal-Crowe takes off his shorts and reveals
Cal-Crowehis planet logo boxers
DarkonZeroI'll be back in a bit.....later.
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Fri Dec 03 19:46:46 1999
Session Start: Fri Dec 03 21:16:07 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Let's all have a Patrick Swayze Christmas!'
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Fri Dec 03 19:28:29
DarkonZeroWEE!
Sentroid91wb, DZ
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[Sentroid91 SOUND]
DarkonZeroThankee.
Sentroid91Hey. MrsB is on too
Sentroid91#cybercafe Sugar H 123@pem05-22.swva.net :2 ??
Sentroid91#cybercafe MrsB H@ fantasy@userBd068.videon.wave.ca :2 Hi There
Sentroid91#cybercafe StarBot H@d cservice@services.starlink.org :2 StarLinkOperService
Sentroid91#cybercafe Mars H@d cservice@services.starlink.org :2 Channel Services
Sentroid91#Cybercafe End of /WHO list.
Sentroid91-
DeRaptorsheesh.
MeltingManHmmm
DarkonZeroBlah.
Sentroid91Mrs. B Natural
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Hooverhi.
DeRaptorHello, Hoover. Can we use you for...um...to clean up the mess Darkon made in the corner?
HooverI suck.
DeRaptorheheheheh
Sentroid91hmm, a deep13.org java chatter
Sentroid91Do I know you?
MeltingManHey, Hoover.  Dam!
* DarkonZero points to DarkonZero.
* Sentroid91 slaps DZ
* Hoover points to Hoover.
Sentroid91foo!
MeltingManfighters!
Sentroid91trying to confuse me again
DarkonZeroI dis that to Bob last night.....it took him till De left to find out who it is.
DarkonZerodis?
DarkonZerodid even.
HooverAgain....I suck...for I am HOOVER!
HooverBye...
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DarkonZeroAlas.....poor Hoover.....I knew him well. I do....because he was me.
DarkonZeroNow....on to other pressing matters.
MeltingManHmm...the girl with Oompa Loompa hair in "Moon Zero Two" was a regular on Monty Python's Flying Circus.
DarkonZeroIroning my clothes.
* DarkonZero hands Mars a pile of his clothes.....
DarkonZeroNo starch.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Replicas"4,1
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[Sentroid91 SOUND]
DarkonZeroWOO!
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*** DarkonZero is now known as MegatonMan
MegatonManWOO!
*** MSTManos is on IRC
*** MSTManos has joined #Deep13
MSTManosHello, folks.
MSTManosI'm not PINGing here...
MSTManosIs anyone here?
* MSTManos stumbles into #Deep13 with his trusty @ sign.
MSTManosOops.
MSTManosStupid aliases.
Sentroid91CricInfo.FL.US.Starlink.Org- *** Notice -- Death adding GLINE for *@202.54.92.56, expiring at 944252153: Open relay - look at http://www.starlink.org/proxy.html
Sentroid91-CricInfo.FL.US.Starlink.Org- *** Notice -- G-line active for aaa[202.54.92.56]
MSTManosSent...
Sentroid91Yes...
MSTManosHow do you see the KILLS and G-Lines?
Sentroid91i dunno. it's an option on my MegaScript system
MSTManosAh.
MSTManosI see.
Sentroid91MrB banned and G-line quite a few people earlier
MSTManosYeah, I know.
Sentroid91how do you know?
MSTManosYou said so earlier.
Sentroid91ah
MSTManosRemember that "use magic for love" chick?
MegatonManI AM NO LONGER...!
* MegatonMan in a weird reverse transformation...15,1MEGATON MAN15,16,0!6,0 becomes mild mannered moron, DarkonZero.
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** MegatonMan is now known as DarkonZero
MSTManosSo...
MSTManosAh, DZ.
* DarkonZero feels the powers that be...well...emerge.
DarkonZeroI AM...!
* DarkonZero becomes in a weird transformation...a huge, lumbering superhero (who has his own comic, to boot). His name...15,1MEGATON MAN15,16,0!6,0
*** DarkonZero has left IRC
*** DarkonZero is now known as MegatonMan
MegatonManI'm huge and lumbering.
MegatonManI AM NO LONGER...!
* MegatonMan in a weird reverse transformation...15,1MEGATON MAN15,16,0 becomes mild mannered moron, DarkonZero.
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** MegatonMan is now known as DarkonZero
*** Bucket has joined #Deep13
BucketHa. Look, my name's still Bucket.
DarkonZeroSorry....just bored.
*** Bucket is now known as Cam
DeRaptor....the Cambot, eh?
CamMADELINE KAHN IS DEAD.
* DarkonZero wonder if he should intro UltraDork to HG.....
DeRaptorUh...so?
DeRaptorYou go right ahead, boy.
MSTManosI know, Cam. You told us.
CamSo that's SAD.
CamWell, there are new people.
MSTManosI see.
CamMeltie and De, Madeline Kahn is dead.
CamBetter?
DarkonZero.....
DeRaptorUm...okay.
* DarkonZero watches as Cam just repeats himself into oblivion.
* DeRaptor runs off to find out who Madeline Kahn i-...er, was.
CamDe, she was in Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein and stuff.
DarkonZeroShe was in the movie Young Frakenstein.
CamShe was in all sorts of neat-o stuff.
* MSTManos never saw either of those movies.
* MeltingMan looks up.
CamThen MSTManos needs to.
MeltingManCam?
CamMeltie?
MSTManosDo I?
MeltingManHeyho
CamHello.
CamYes, Manos. You do.
MeltingManHow'd Madeline Kahn die?
MSTManosI dunno.
CamOvarian cancer.
MSTManosMaybe I don't need to.
MeltingManOh....
CamShe was only 57.
CamShe could have made so many more movies. *sniffle*
* DarkonZero 's dad is 58.....
DarkonZeroHmmm...
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*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07
* Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 without his stupid luggage case.
CamHi. madeline Kahn is dead.
* Locdog07 tries to open his eyes
Locdog07Huh?
MSTManosHi, Loc.
Locdog07Hello
Sentroid91'lo
MeltingManHey Loc!
DeRaptoryallo.
MeltingManYallo come back now....hear?
* DeRaptor paints melty yallo.
Locdog07They call me mallo yallo...
MeltingManMelto yello!  
MeltingManMallo Yallo Cup.
Locdog07eep
DeRaptorJim Mallon Yallon.
MeltingManMentle Yentil
MeltingManGallon of Mallon Yallon, Sellin'!
DeRaptorheheh.
DeRaptorMendel Lentil.
Locdog07D'oh
DeRaptorpink and white.
MeltingManHeh
Sentroid91Malraune: Is the golden age of stupid breakfasts cereals over?
Sentroid91Servo411: I dunno.
Sentroid91Malraune: I've seen X-files cereal..
Sentroid91Servo411: really? hehe
Sentroid91Servo411: MST the cereal
Sentroid91Servo411: that would be cool
* Locdog07 has seen some pretty darn stupid British cereals
MeltingManWild Rebels!  Munchy chewy rebels...
DeRaptorLittle silhouette-shaped pieces.
MeltingManHeh
Locdog07heheh
* DeRaptor imagines an old kraft mac and cheese commercial with "Crow and Tom Servoni!"
* Locdog07 was just watching The Beginning Of The End
Locdog07Big ol' bugs...
* MeltingMan remembers the 80s when everything had its own cereal.
MeltingManHeh....that's a great ep!
MeltingMan"Why Frank, that's filthy!  I should wash your hands out with soap!"
* DeRaptor would like MST3K toys better than mac and cheese or cereal, though.
MeltingManYeh...
* Locdog07 would like MST3K back better than...um...a big wad of cheese, cereals, and toys.
DeRaptorheheheh.
Locdog07Big sticky mess of toys...
* DeRaptor is gonna have the best mst toy of all eventually, though.
MeltingManOrtégamon!
Locdog07Mr. T. Robot?
Locdog07Eww...
DeRaptorUm...I mean, a working replica of one of the puppets.
DeRaptorSicko.
MeltingManOh my...
Locdog07My sister bought herself a little toy Pikachu and it's sooooo disturbing...you press it's butt and it says "Pikachu!"
DeRaptorIts...butt? Ow.
Locdog07Yep
Locdog07And it flashes it's cheeks.
MeltingMan"Oh my God, that's filthy!  No....I can't bring you that!" -Mike as Santa Claus in "Santa Claus"
Locdog07THE ONES ON IT'S FACE!! Geez...
DeRaptorAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!...wait...d'oh...
MeltingManHEe hee!
Locdog07heheh
* MSTManos is having fun questioning EvilJen.
DeRaptorHeheheh.
MeltingMan"Dear Santa, I'm an elderly woman that doesn't enjoy sex..."
DeRaptorAsk her what the best brand of lighter fluid is.
DeRaptorJust because that popped into my head for no reason.
MSTManos<MSTManos> I'll just be childish here and call you a Nazi to end my conversation. That is all.
CamI'm going away. Bye.
DeRaptorheh...heh...hmmm.
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* Locdog07 is still wondering if Dick Dastardly was a Nazi
DeRaptorgoodbye, insane...person...damn.
Locdog07heh
MSTManos<EvilJen> SEIG HEIL!
MSTManos<EvilJen> SEIG HEIL!
MSTManos<EvilJen> Deutchland, Deutchland uber alles, uber alles in der Welt.
MSTManosDAH!
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
MeltingManMy.
Locdog07Uh...hmm
MSTManosNow EJ's being silly, which is a bit amusing.
Sentroid91hey guys......
Locdog07hey kids.....
MeltingManHello.
MSTManos<EvilJen> would you like to see my Cross of the German Mother?
MSTManos<MSTManos> Seen it.
MSTManos<EvilJen> ah, but I have the gold class!
MSTManos<MSTManos> I don't even wanna go there. I'm too scared.
MSTManos<EvilJen> how about my nifty jack boots?
MSTManos<EvilJen> I could put on a SS jacket and prance around for you.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
MeltingManHay bail.
Sentroid91Would you subscribe to a MST newsletter if it were called Deep 13 Weekly?
MeltingManUm.......I dunno.  Do you really have enough information in a weeks time to fill up a newsletter?
MSTManos<EvilJen> what, did you come on yourself? I know what that hot nazi action does to men.
MSTManos<MSTManos> Anyway... I already have a somewhat disturbing image of you dressed like a Nazi.
MSTManos<EvilJen> it's because I'm HOT, isn't it?
MSTManos<MSTManos> OKAY! I DEFINITELY didn't want to go there.
Locdog07...
Sentroid91probably
MSTManosIMM, I did that before for over a year.
MSTManosLoc, Sent and De will vouch for that.
MeltingMank
Locdog07Hokay
MeltingManI'm not a good judge at time.
MSTManosAnyway, EvilJen is getting weird now.
DeRaptorHomeGamers tend to do that.
DarkonZeroGetting weird?
MSTManosYes. Weird.
MSTManosI had to be joking as well...
MeltingManWeird...yeah, I guess you could call it that....weird.
DarkonZeroYou don't wanna hear what Ironf is saying.....it's even stranger.
MSTManos<MSTManos> Nazis and Fascists don't make good couples, anyways.
MSTManosOh, but I do, DZ.
DeRaptorI thought nazis WERE Fascists.
MeltingManHeh
Locdog07I thought I Can't Believe It's Not Butter *was* Butter!
MSTManosUm... no, De.
DeRaptorWell, I'm dumb, then.
DeRaptorSo what else is new?
Locdog07Oh, I'm starting to write my Blair Witch Project parody...I Can't Believe It's Not Blair Witch
Locdog07Pretty weird stuff
DeRaptorodd
Locdog07It's about a bunch of kids going out to film a parody of the Blair Witch Project, thinking it'll be a really original idea
* DeRaptor blinks.
Locdog07And then they start to hear noises, and they get sh*t-scared, and it turns out to be about 15 other groups of film students filming parodies of Blair Witch Project in the area.
DeRaptorheh
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
MeltingManThere's this one parody I read about called "The Blair Clown Project"....I just read a description on imdb...
Locdog07Oh that
Locdog07About a clown who went mad and got a trailer in the woods
* DeRaptor imagines a cross between BWP and Stephen King's It.
Locdog07He shoves pogo-sticks through kids' chests.
Sentroid91Malraune: Blair Witch the cereal
Sentroid91Servo411: hehe
Sentroid91Servo411: with bloody tongues
Sentroid91Malraune: Eew..
MeltingManStarring your tree.
DeRaptorAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
DeRaptorDamn you, Melty.
Sentroid91Wha?
Locdog07What the...
DeRaptorthe tree
Sentroid91Lodo go through your underwear draw again, De?
DeRaptorit's evil.
* Locdog07 looks at the tree
MeltingManDe has a singing and dancing Christmas Tree.
Locdog07Scary
Sentroid91and she fears Lodo... hehee
Locdog07Not as scary as the butt-operated Pikachu
DeRaptorIt freaks the shit out of me and my sister.
Locdog07heh
* Locdog07 imagines The Singing Bush from The Three Amigos in De's living room
MeltingManIt's scarier than even a butt-operated Pikachu, Loc...I've seen them in the store.
Locdog07Hmm...
MeltingManIt's got a big red muppet-like mouth....
DeRaptorIt has these green eyes that glow when it sings, and it LUNGES at you.
Locdog07Ahhh!
DeRaptorIt's f'in TERRIFYING.
Locdog07Sounds like it...
* MeltingMan checks to see if they're are any singing tree sites on the net
* Locdog07 imagines a Xmas MST plot where Joel makes a robot Christmas tree and it goes mad and scares them all...
DeRaptorI think the christmas tree my dad bought would be enough to scare the nonexistant pants off those little 'bots.
Locdog07heh
DeRaptorIt's what they'd call "good ol' fashioned nightmare fuel"
Locdog07That clown from TISCWSLABMUZ....that always terrifies me
MeltingManHow about the monkey.
Locdog07"Tickets! Get yo' tickets heoh!"
Locdog07"Get the ti- get the- get the tickets heoh!"
DeRaptorThe tree is an awful lot like the monkey...
MeltingManAnd everytime it sings it kills somebody like in "Merlin"
DeRaptorprobably.
*** goku is on IRC
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MSTManosHmm.
MSTManosThis room is awfully quiet.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
MSTManosDAH!
MSTManosLOC!
* Locdog07 laughs
[Locdog07 SOUND]
MSTManosYou didn't have to break the silence like THAT!
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
MeltingManhttp://www3.kmart.com/images/Telco/080524688885T.jpg  Here's another singing Xmas tree...not the one you have
DeRaptorAt least Anon isn't here to break the silence in some other manner.
Locdog07Well, if he did break it in that manner, Sent would auto-kick him.
Sentroid91damn right
Locdog07Shut yo' mouth.
* MSTManos wonders if Sent still has that script... ass.
* MeltingMan ponders Little Shop of Horrors with a Xmas tree...
Locdog07heh
MSTManosOh, good.
MSTManosOr... ass.
MSTManosAss.
Locdog07Ass
MSTManosOkay, Sent don't have it anymore.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
DeRaptorgood.
Locdog07Eww....not another Pokemon movie...
DeRaptorAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
DeRaptorDON'T SAY THAT!
Locdog07Okay...
Locdog07Uh...
* Locdog07 doesn't say it
Locdog07Say it ain't so!
* MSTManos thinks of furthering the line with a music reference, but... no.
DeRaptorbrrr.
Sentroid91Pokemon The Second Movie?
MeltingManOh yeah...imdb says there will be next summer.
Locdog07De's impression of a phone doesn't go down too well.
MeltingManActually...it's the 3rd....but second for the US
* DeRaptor blinks.
Locdog07<DeRaptor> brrr.
MSTManosGiven the trend lasts long enough, which it probably won't.
DeRaptorLet's hope it doesn't.
* Locdog07 hopes the trend gets stomped on a few times before finally being put in the garbage
[Locdog07 SOUND]
MeltingManheh
* MSTManos wonders about stuff.
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
DarkonZeroD'oh!
Session Close: Fri Dec 03 22:50:26 1999
Session Start: Fri Dec 03 23:18:22 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Let's all have a Patrick Swayze Christmas!'
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Fri Dec 03 19:28:29
super-tangDZ!
DarkonZeroTANG!
super-tangDRINK ME!
DarkonZero.....
MeltingManNot even a tree?
DeRaptorToo much would come off on one's tongue.
MeltingManOne was happy to take my ear.
* Locdog07 licks some of IMM
Locdog07Hmm...
Locdog07Minty
DarkonZeroHave I arrived at that "special time"?
MeltingManI have Retsin (ding!)
super-tangSpecial... time... ?
DarkonZeroNevermind....
DarkonZeroWOO!
* super-tang likes this new nick.
MeltingManHow tall is your tree, De?
DeRaptortall enough.
MeltingManHeh.
DarkonZeroDe...does it run towrds you from the dark corners....of the house?
DeRaptorIt would if I hadn't snuck up and pulled its plug.
* DarkonZero gasps....
DarkonZeroGood.
* super-tang is forever scared of the HomeGamers...
DarkonZeroHe's reading a log of a convo between me and Ironf.
DarkonZeroIt is rather disturbing.
MeltingManA character in "Women of the Prehistoric Planet" was named "Tang"
DeRaptorI think we all are, super, we all are.
super-tangIt's similar to one I had with EvilJen... that's not a good thing.
DeRaptorCan I have it, DZ?
DarkonZeroDe...are you sure?
super-tangIt's disturbing in many ways.
DeRaptorSure...I already know how bad they are, it's just...their disturbingness can be kinda entertainging, in a sick sorta way.
DarkonZeroOk...
super-tangThere's strange sexual references involved, however...
Scorsese91hey, can I see your Ironf log?
DeRaptorAlways are.
Locdog07Hmm.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
super-tangThis is even more disturbing than usual, however.
DarkonZeroI even got one between me and EvilJen.
super-tang<Ironf> It's all about tasting the pre-*HELLO!* oozings baybee
DarkonZeroI really got to EvilJen.....though I did hit a HG kinda low.
DarkonZeroAnd I am ashamed.
super-tangI bleeped the part out that says HELLO! and, if you're smart, you won't ask what it is.
DarkonZeroHehe....
super-tangI had another conversation with a HomeGamer, but she was okay.
* MeltingMan remembers seeing a picture of an old man wearing no clothes and one of those satellite-like dog collers that they use to keep dogs from chewing on scars....that's what I think of when I think of MST-Homegame.
* Locdog07 takes off his dog collar
Locdog07Huh.
super-tangNo sexual references, just reminisces.
DarkonZeroIs that person still part of HG though?
MeltingManI have the pic....if anyone wants to see.  
DarkonZeroMM.....no.
MeltingManHeh
Scorsese91* DarkonZero sees that Ironf frequents many porn sites......
Scorsese91<DarkonZero> I guess for material for the HG homepage.
*** Sentroid91 is on IRC
*** Scorsese91 is now known as Sentroid91
DarkonZeroI already have nightmare fuel from De's tree.
* DeRaptor snickers.
MeltingManDid you see the pic of the tree, DZ?
DeRaptorWho was this HomeGamer who was okay?
DarkonZeroMM.....I did not.
MeltingManhttp://www.imagehost.com/466/24328-75.jpg THE TREE!!!
DarkonZeroMY GOD!
* DarkonZero is not going to sleep tomight.
DarkonZerotonight even.
* Locdog07 already didn't sleep tonight
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Locdog077:33 am
Locdog07Hi Anon...
MeltingManHey Anon...
MeltingManDid you get Moon Zero Two?
* DeRaptor sees the tree and SCREAMS!
DarkonZeroWho want's the EvilJen log?
* Locdog07 guess he mays as well
Sentroid91<DarkonZero> <Ironf after sex> Wow....what did we just do?
Sentroid91<Ironf> I do people in the park all the time
Sentroid91<DarkonZero> Are you sure it ain't the busshes?
Locdog07Uh...
Locdog07I guess...I may as well
MeltingManHeh
Sentroid91yeah, me too
MeltingManI'll take the log, too
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MSTAnonYeah, thanks for the transcripts!
Locdog07I have to go now.
MeltingManAdios, Loc
Locdog07Bye all. *yawn*
DarkonZeroBye Loc.
DarkonZeroHate to see ya go.
Locdog07Oh yeah?
[Locdog07 SOUND]
Locdog07How about now
Locdog07?
* MSTAnon mutes his WAV sounds.
DarkonZeroWhat....I have WimAmp going.
Locdog07Grrrrrr...
DarkonZeroSorry.
* Locdog07 glares
DarkonZeroAGH!
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroHE'S JUST TOO BRIGHT!
Locdog07There
* Locdog07 shines on DZ
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DarkonZeroSorry...I still didn't hear it.
Locdog07Sheesh
super-tangHello, everyone. And Anony.
Locdog07Bye all.
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super-tangDZ... that... was really disturbing.
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DarkonZeroI told you it was.
super-tangYes. Not disturbing enough for me NOT to finish it, though.
DarkonZeroI'm just glad I didn't break.
DarkonZerof just kept going on about that.....
DarkonZeroGoing and going....
DarkonZeroGoing and going....
DarkonZeroGoing and going....
DarkonZeroAnd so on.
super-tangDZ, send me the EvilJen log.
DarkonZeroOk.
Sentroid91BTW: To answer that remark you said to Ironf, DZ. Go look at http://homegame.org/HG/exoticon/bios/ironf.htm
Sentroid91I don't think he's 14
DarkonZeroNo....I had enough from f already.......
super-tangSo... the man is a grown adult.
DarkonZeroAn adult with way too much time.....for porn.
Sentroid91evidently
* DeRaptor still wonders what their deal is...wonders if she even wants to know.
* DarkonZero bets Ironf is that guy that was interviewed on TDS......the guy with all that porn.
* Sentroid91 ponders a catfight between De and EvilJen
super-tangWell, when it comes to newbie-bashing, they are the professionals.
Sentroid91De would beat the poo out of her
DarkonZeroThey wouldn't answer when I did ask.....
super-tangBut they're also the mind-poisoning types.
DeRaptorUh...I'd probably just drop a big ol' anvil on her head and walk away.
Sentroid91that too
Sentroid91though she may not feel it, being that she's a Nazi
DeRaptorHmmm...prolly.
DarkonZeroEviljen's excuse was cause they don't like raytards.
super-tangYou know...
DeRaptorThey're all stoned, aren't they?
super-tangAll the main HomeGamers are grown adults.
Sentroid91well that's basically what we hate.... only we hate idiocy
Sentroid91except for Plumm
* DeRaptor ponders pretending to be a HomeGame fan and seeing how they treat her then.
Sentroid91He looks like he's in Middle School
super-tangYeah... but he's been around.
DarkonZeroWhen I introed UltraDork...they immediately kicked me.
DeRaptorSome night when nobody's been harassin' 'em, though.
DeRaptorNo need for suspicion.
Sentroid91colored text, DZ
Sentroid91they don't like colors
DarkonZeroI know....that's why I did it.
DarkonZeroI'm a moron.
* DeRaptor remembers the Simpsons ep where the kids all had to wear colorless uniforms and they all turned into zombies...
* super-tang is amused by THX-1138's pic...
Sentroid91THX looks like an older version of J Piven.... on crack
super-tangHe looks like he's been hitting the super-bong for the last couple of decades.
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor!
* /sound: unable to play 'krankor.wav'
DarkonZeroThanks for the laugh guys.
super-tangBe very, very scared... http://homegame.org/HG/exoticon/bios/thx.jpg
DarkonZeroDAMN!
Sentroid91well, as much as i'd like to chat about how ugly HomeGamers look, I have to go to work in about 6 hours.
super-tangHeh...
super-tangAww.
Sentroid91so...
* DeRaptor remembers Melty saying that THX had scared him by knowing his middle name or something...
Sentroid91c-ya's tomorrow night
super-tangBye, then.
DeRaptornight, 'troid.
Sentroid91bye
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DarkonZeroHey....Ironf is the yogurt guy!
super-tangYogurt guy?
DeRaptor'parrently.
DarkonZeroName: Billy Cardwell
DarkonZeroNick: Ironf
DarkonZeroAliases: TLister, Zeus, Dannon
DarkonZeroDANNON!
DarkonZeroDANNON YOGURT!
super-tangAh.
MeltingManYeah...THX traced me to Va. Tech, my college at the time...it was pretty easy to do.
MeltingManI don't know why he wanted to, though.
DeRaptorStill, would take some desire to creep somebody out to do it.
MeltingManAnd he told me about some guy at Tech...geez...I can't remember his name now.
super-tangYikes...
MeltingManSaying "How is he"....
DeRaptorBut some guy you knew?
super-tangThese HomeGamers...
DarkonZeroWhen Bob, spy, and I raided HG....we got info on EvilJen.....found a phone number......tried to prank it.
super-tangBob gave the number to TS4, if I recall.
DeRaptorheheh...you freak.
MeltingManNo...I didn't know him...I just by some strange coincidence stumbled across the name in the student guide
MeltingManI think he though I knew him.
MeltingManOr something.
MeltingManI dunno.
* DarkonZero remembers what EvilJen actually looks like...and is definitely not gonna be able to sleep.
MeltingManI'm glad I'm a cheap-o Community College now.
MeltingManat a.
* super-tang still knows what EJ looks like.
super-tangHeh.
DarkonZeroAnd it's disturbing.
* DeRaptor wonders what we'll do if there are HomeGamers at Gateway...
super-tangHave a big brawl on a dark alley somewhere.
MeltingManHmmm
DarkonZeroWell....you know I'll be trying to piss them off...like the trekkies.
super-tangYeah...
super-tangMessing with Trekkies is fun.
super-tangAnd if there are Sliders fans... ooh.
DarkonZeroWhen I called HG a bunch of Trekkies...it was fun.
DarkonZeroWho wants that log?
super-tangDZ, don't forget, there might be a select few that actually are Trekkies.
DarkonZeroTrue...
DarkonZeroBut I called them all Trekkies.
DarkonZeroAnd Doctor Who fans.
* MeltingMan ponders Gateway.
DarkonZeroYou goin' MM?
MeltingManYep.
DarkonZeroCOOL!
super-tangHuh...
super-tangQ) Hey! I was kicked out of the Channel! How come?
super-tang     A) Probably for a very good cause. Perhaps you were annoying another person. Perhaps your Riffing was not
super-tang     up to our Lofty Standards. Perhaps you were advertising (Spamming) your Channel/Web page/sister, Perhaps
super-tang     you violated one of our many other Rules. In any case, rest assured, your being kicked was not without Reason.
DarkonZeroLofty standards....
super-tangYeah, right. Pbbt.
MeltingManI need to decide what's gonna happen there....I kinda wanna sharea room with someone cuz that would be cheaper....and if anyone between Southern Virginia and St. Louis needs a ride....
DarkonZeroWhat....blandness?
* DeRaptor will take the DZ-calls-HG-trekkies log...
DarkonZeroWell....if it still is on De, Bob, Manos (if possible) and me are going together,
* DeRaptor wonders if Crow would survive the trip.
super-tangQ) I think I see someone I know. Can I chat with them?
super-tang     A) Not during the Game Itself. This is a High Holy Time, and random chattering is a great Affront to us. If you
super-tang     feel you must speak with them, 1) wait for a commercial break, 2) wait until the Game is over, or 3) Message
super-tang     them privately. The third one is considered Rude by some folks, so don't be suprised if they tell you to wait until
super-tang     later.
* DeRaptor imagines trying to take a gangly robot puppet through security at the airport...
super-tangConsidered... rude.
DeRaptorrude...capitalized?
* MSTAnon farts.
DarkonZeroDe....I guess you're taking a plane.
DeRaptorI have no clue.
* DeRaptor plugs Anon's rear with a rabid opossum.
* DarkonZero ponders on taking a plane....but he might end up getting kicked off.
* super-tang wants to go bad, but doesn't know yet if he's going...
DarkonZeroManny.....please...ya gotta come...
DarkonZeroIt won't be complete without ya.
super-tangI know, I know, but I have very little money right now...
* DeRaptor still needs to buy her ticket...:P
DarkonZeroSame here.
super-tangAnd of course, there's this annoying monkey on my back called "parental consent".
MeltingManhow old are you, Manos?
* DarkonZero wonders if Manny's parents should call him.
DarkonZeroNaw...
super-tang15.
DarkonZeroI'd freak them out.
super-tangExactly one day older than Lodo, as a matter of fact.
MeltingManThat's scary.
super-tangWhich, in some ways, is really spooky.
super-tangYes.
DarkonZeroI'm 23.....I'm the only one that is considered a adult....by law. But not by society.
DeRaptorHmmmm...aren't I one day older than you, Anon?
MSTAnonWhat day were you born on, De?
DeRaptor'sbizarre.
DeRaptor6-27-81
MSTAnonThree days.
DeRaptorOh...well, close enough.
DeRaptordamn weird.
MSTAnonAnd in what state?
super-tangMe: 9-22-84
super-tangLodo: 9-23-84
MeltingMan8-10-80
MSTAnonHa! My brother is older than you, tang.
MeltingManNot that you asked.
DarkonZero5-13-76
super-tangCal: 9-20-84
MSTAnon6-30-81
super-tangSo, in a span of four days, three people we know were born.
MSTAnonOf course, I was overdue. =P
MSTAnonI believe I was due on 6-22-81.
MSTAnonYeah, that's right.
* super-tang remembers that jasoN is 21.
super-tangWhich explains the "78"
super-tangIn jasoN's AOL nick.
* MSTAnon realizes that tang = Manos.
* MSTAnon is awake!
super-tangWow.
MeltingManHmmm
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MSTManosWhew. Got there before Anon could have his fun.
* DeRaptor finds it hard to believe that N is 21.
DeRaptorBob musta used a time machine or something.
DarkonZeroProbably.
* MeltingMan ponders the hotel situation....how's that gonna work?
DarkonZeroHmm....
MeltingManhttp://www.henryviiihotel.com/
* DarkonZero ponders sleeping in the lobby of the hotel.
MSTAnonYeah, gotta find a hotel near the L.A. Convention Center.
* MeltingMan ponders sleeping in his car.
MSTAnonNice part of town, huh?
MSTManosHeh. You wouldn't know, Anon.
DarkonZeroL.A. Convention Center?
MSTManosI would.
MeltingManOf course...I guess I can
MeltingMand'oh!
MSTManosThe big green building adjacent to the Staples Center.
MSTAnonThat's where E3 2000 will be.
MeltingManI don't guess I can take a shower in my car...
DarkonZeroAh...
DarkonZeroMM....just find a fountain.
* DeRaptor ponders bringing a tent and camping outside the Unifiler's trailer.
MSTManosAnon, you should stay at the Figueroa Hotel. It's a marvelous place.
MeltingManHeh...
MSTAnonUh...
MSTManosWhat?
* DarkonZero wonders if Bob still wants to go to Burning Man.
MSTAnonI can only imagine what kind of rat-infested dumps you're suggesting.
* DeRaptor ponders annoying Bill until he signs her Crow rep.
* DarkonZero still has to buy a camera.....
MSTAnonDid Miarecki ever get your money order, De?
MeltingManHe'll probably ask to buy it from you....he doesn't even have a Crow.
* MSTManos looks up.
MSTManosDammit.
* MSTManos wonders how Anon knew.
MSTAnonMagicite.
DeRaptorActually, he just did today.
DeRaptorStupid slow postal service.
MSTAnonThat and the name "Figueroa" just oozed whore all over it.
MeltingManProbably because of Thanksgiving.
* DeRaptor snickers at what Melty said...and then realizes it's kind of sad...
MSTAnonBill swiped a pencil!
MeltingManWhat....me bathing in the Henry VIII fountain?
DarkonZeroYeah...
* MSTManos looks up again.
MSTAnonPlease don't put that image in my head.
* DeRaptor remembers the picture on mst3000.com of Kevin smooching Tom, and wonders how much he misses his little red 'bot...
MSTManosOh, sure Anon. Be biased.
* DeRaptor snickers.
MSTAnonDe bathing in the Henry VIII fountain, OTOH... ;)
MeltingManHe probably has a Servo....those Servo's were everywhere.
* MSTAnon has a Servo.
DeRaptorHmmm...
MSTAnonYou'll do it, De?! WOO-HOO!!! I'M THERE!!!
* DeRaptor implants an image of George Kennedy bathing in the Henry VII fountain in Anon's head.
DarkonZeroHehe...
MSTAnonNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
MSTManosHeehee.
DarkonZeroBe sure to take your Breath Asure.
* DeRaptor wonders why Anon wants to see her flabby skin, anyhoo.
MSTManosAHAHAHA!!!
MeltingManGotta be better than GK's flabby skin.
MSTAnonYeah, I guess I would rather see my girlfriend bathing in the Henry VIII fountain...
DeRaptorHmmm. possibly.
DeRaptorHuh?
DeRaptorYou have a girlfriend? That's news.
MSTAnon"Wha?"
MSTManosAnon? Girlfriend? Yeah, right.
* MSTManos laughs.
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor!
* /sound: unable to play 'krankor.wav'
MSTAnonSure, act surprised.
MeltingManAre you sure she's a girl?
* MSTManos does just that.
MSTManosHeh.
DeRaptorhehehehe
MSTAnonYes, I'm absolutely certain, IMM.
DarkonZeroReally?
MSTAnonYes, really.
MSTManosHow do YOU know/
MSTManos?
DarkonZeroYou weren't sure super-tang was Manos.
MSTManosHeh. Yeah!
MSTAnonShe's a 36C. That's just one obvious clue. ;)
MSTManos...
DarkonZeroAnd is this not from a magazine?
MSTManosHehe.
MeltingMan36šC?
MeltingManIsn't that a fever?
* DeRaptor guffaws.
MSTAnonShe's very real and she's very mine.
DeRaptorUh...huh...you got a picture?
DarkonZeroWhere....in your own mind?
MeltingManWe want proof!
MSTManosYEAH!
MSTAnonNo, she goes to HS.
MSTManos...
DeRaptorPay no attention to that girlfriend behind the curtain!
MSTAnonHa!
MSTManosGoes... to high school.
MSTManosAnd you're in... college.
* DarkonZero has deja vu.
MSTAnonYup. She's only one year younger than me.
DarkonZeroHey this reminds me of the Cam/Katie thing.
MSTManosOh. Well, in that case, I guess it's... HEY! I nearly gained respect for you!
MSTManosDon't DO that!
MSTAnonOh, you're just jealous. =)
MSTManosJealous? HA!
MSTManosGood one, Anon.
MSTManosI mean, Anony.
DeRaptorMSTAnnoying.
MSTManosHeehee.
MSTAnonShe certainly doesn't think so.
DarkonZeroHey...let's lay off Anon.....fora few seconds.
MeltingManheh
DarkonZeroResume.
MSTAnonI don't see any of YOU people involved.
MSTManosHeh.
DarkonZeroHe's gotta point.
* MSTManos has a love interest. There, HAPPY?
MSTManosGreat, now I have to kill a few dozen people. Be back in a sec.
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MSTAnonInterest? Ha!
* DeRaptor thinks stupid things about small golden robots...and stops.
* MeltingMan is lonely and unloved.
MeltingManBut I'm not unhappy.
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DeRaptorheheh...that's what we all say, eh?
DeRaptorwb, Manny.
MSTManosI'm back.
DeRaptorHow'd the killing go?
MSTAnonThat's right, while you're hugging a piece of Tupperware, I'll be hugging my girlfriend. =)
MSTManosWhat did I miss?
* DeRaptor throws a piece of tupperware at Anon's head...after filling it with concrete.
MSTManosIt was fine. Accidentally destroyed a prison bus, though.
DarkonZeroI don't wanna discuss my adventures in love......it'd only fill a pamphlet.
MSTManosAnd, Anon, this is your first, I assume/
MSTManos?
MSTAnonOr would it only fill a Post-It Note?
DarkonZeroThough they were quite interesting.
DarkonZeroMost of my adventure almost involved lawsuit for harassment.
* DarkonZero is kidding.
MSTManosHeh.
MeltingManWho was bringing the lawsuit against whom?
DarkonZeroThough I di smack this girl in her rear yesterday....cause she got me in the rear with a pen.
DarkonZeroit hurt.
DarkonZeroDamn pen.
* DeRaptor dunks the lower half of Anon in concrete so he won't fart anymore...and stuff.
MSTAnonSo while you're all sitting by your lonesomes at the chat tomorrow, I'll be dancing the night away with her. =D
DarkonZeroWhat the hokey pokey?
MSTAnonHehe.
MSTManosHeh.
DeRaptorYou do that, Mr. Normal.
* MeltingMan hates the hokey pokey.
MSTManosIf it's endorsed by Barney, it's evil.
MSTAnonWell, if you construe that a certain way...
DarkonZero.....
* DarkonZero thinks Anon is getting to the point of HG status.
* MeltingMan ponders "Extreme Hokey Pokey"....with blood!
* DeRaptor snickers.
MSTAnonHeh.
* MSTManos is annoyed by Anon's use of unknown words to him...
MSTManosExcuse me.
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MeltingManThat's what it's all about, sucka!
* DeRaptor wonders why Deep Blurting has been down for so long, and where Timmyling has been...
MeltingManDeep Blurting still works....
DeRaptorNot for me.
DeRaptorNot for a while.
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DeRaptorHello, Bob the Angry Manos...or...something.
MeltingManhttp://www.deadcomix.com/deadcomixcgi/deepblurting.pl .... are you using this link?
DeRaptoryep.
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MeltingManHmmm....
DeRaptorOnly one there is to use.
MSTAnonDang, Manos is REALLY jealous!
MeltingManIt works for me.
DeRaptorI think it's my ISP...it's evil.
AngryManosNo, Anony, you're just being a tad (okay, REALLY) annoying.
DeRaptorSo what else is new, Manny?
MeltingManhttp://deadcomix.com/deepblurting/ ....there's this one...it doesn't work
AngryManos"I have a girlfriend! You don't! I'm better than you! Someday I will rule the world! AHAHAHAHAHA!!"
MSTAnonWhat De said.
DeRaptorIt doesn't like deadcomix.com in general, I think.
AngryManos"Join MSTies Anonymous today!"
MSTAnonYou already have.
MeltingManWhat else does "Deadcomix" have?>
AngryManos...
AngryManosSo?
MSTAnonOkayk, then.
MSTAnonOkay, then.
* MSTAnon is awake!
DeRaptorI have no clue. Just a bunch of crap, I'd presume.
MeltingManhmmm
* AngryManos goes back to the nick he liked using a while back.
* MeltingMan is getting another VCR for Xmas...so he won't have to borrow someone's VCR whenever he wants to dub.
*** AngryManos is now known as super-tang
DarkonZeroI'll be right back! OK.
* DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'.
DarkonZeroI'll be right back...really, I will!
* DarkonZero : 6,1 Draining the wizard 6,16,0.6,0
* super-tang is finally getting Win98 for XMas.
MSTAnonWow.
* MeltingMan hopes DZ never brings up his "wizard" again.
super-tangThat is, if my stupid half-sister (whichever one) remembers I exist.
DeRaptorewww....program wizards will never be the same again.
super-tangHeh.
* MeltingMan ponders a much different version of the movie "Wiz"....
DeRaptorewww....stupid Joel Schumacher.
* MSTAnon watches Jimmy Carter rant about the Energy Crisis and laughs at it in retrospect.
* MSTAnon realizes that we'll all laugh at Y2K in retrospect.
* DarkonZero is back from whatever...
DarkonZeroWell, I'm back.
DarkonZeroAnd sorry!
* super-tang already has his red spray paint can ready.
* DeRaptor imagines all the Y2K survivalists stepping out of the ground in January and blinking at the bright light, sniffing at the strangely normal air...
MeltingManYeah...they were giving away free Y2K bottled water today....this one guy got filled the back of a pick-up truck up with boxes.
DarkonZeroBasically the ones who do not stockpile.
super-tangYikes.
* super-tang imagines what were to happen if... say... nothing at all happens.
DeRaptorWhich probably will happen..
DarkonZeroRiots will happen...
MeltingManThat guy will have lots of bottled water@
DarkonZeroPeople going to kick the asses of the media.
MeltingManAnd floods of bottled water....
super-tangYou should have plenty of Kool-Aid packets, cuz water gets boring...
DeRaptorand freeze dried ice cream...
MeltingManfreeze dried ice cream will become a form of currency after the Y2K Holocaust....KTLA PREDICTS!
super-tangIf all hell breaks loose, I'll just go out into the streets, and spray-paint THE ultimate Armageddon-has-arrived logo.
super-tangBut I doubt it.
MSTAnonOkay, time for go to bed.
super-tangBig cities are usually the most prepared ones.
DeRaptorwhassat, Manny?
MSTAnonG'night!
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DeRaptorbye, Annoying.
super-tangThe A over the circle. You know that logo...
MeltingManTriple A.
DeRaptoroh...huh.
DarkonZeroAnarchy.
DarkonZeroI know that sign well.
super-tangWell, actually, I'll do more hand imprints.
super-tangBecause everyone must know that Manos was here.
super-tangCome to think of it, I'll just do the hand as a mock-up of the anarchy logo.
* DarkonZero ponders painting a giant "O" on a wall.....but some might think its a sign from God or something.
super-tangHey... that would be cool...
super-tangIt would freak the hell out of the heavily religious types.
DarkonZeroTrue....
* DarkonZero is reminded of a contest he entered.
DarkonZeroIf I win...I get to put a logo on clothing.
DarkonZeroAnd keep the clothing.
* super-tang wonders if Bob will ever market any damned shirts soon.
DarkonZeroBob....a capitalist......
DarkonZeroFEH!
super-tangCapitalist?
super-tangHA!
super-tangGood one.
MeltingManCapitalism rules!
super-tangTotalitarian's more like it.
DarkonZeroYou got that right.
DeRaptorBob is just a Freakist.
* super-tang looks at the time.
DeRaptorHe's also a flower.
super-tangI have to go.
MeltingManHeh ehh
DeRaptoraww...bye, manny.
MeltingManBye, tang.
DarkonZeroBye Manos.
DarkonZeroEr...TANG!
super-tangBye, y'all.
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* MeltingMan hopes we finally see some zombies after this whole Y2K thing....
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor!
[SOUND]
DarkonZeroThen we can make a true movie.
MeltingManIt sorta ticks me off how we never get cool things like zombies and giant roaches and flying chickens like in the movies in real life.
DarkonZeroHehe...
DeRaptorheheh...yeah...
DeRaptorStupid real life.
DeRaptorIt shouldn't be so boring.
DeRaptorI almost wish there really was an apocalypse.
* DarkonZero ponders going out around Vegas dressed as Ultra Dork.
DarkonZeroI would film it if I had a camera.
MeltingMan<Narrator of "Indestructable Man"> Who in their right mind would beleive a man could come back from the dead!? <Joel> Um...millions of Christians?
DeRaptorheheh
DarkonZeroSo...how do you think your Christmas will be this year?
DeRaptorTerrifying. That tree...it wants my blood.
MeltingManBoring, prolly.
DarkonZeroMine....
MeltingManHeh heh
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DarkonZeroProbably moving.
omega_hey ppl
MeltingManOh...speaking of the apocalypse...here's the Omega Man!
DeRaptorheyyyyy booboo.
* MeltingMan thinks Omega Man should be on MST3K.
DarkonZeroHey...there is a Satan after all.
* omega_ ses all idiots hi
MeltingManYeah...his name is Micheal Eisner.
DeRaptoryay!
DarkonZero* omega_ ses all idiots hi <- If that made sense....i would make a snappy retort.
DeRaptorheheh...and he owns half the world.
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DarkonZeroDamn....I scared him off.
DarkonZeroi wasn't finished either.
DarkonZeroDAMN SHIFT KEY!
* MeltingMan tries to make an "omega" symbol.... ‡ ...how'd it do?
DarkonZeroUh....
DarkonZeroHmmm...
MeltingManIt's an omega symbol on IRCle at least.
DarkonZeroHere's a omega symbol.....
DarkonZero(This is omega's empty skull)
MeltingManBut it's got "This is omega's empty skull" inside....so it's not empty anymore!
DarkonZeroit was just a descript.....not actuality.
MeltingMank
DarkonZeroI must be getting sleepy......jokes are getting worse than usual.
MeltingManHey....according to rhino.com "Due March 14: "Space Ghost: The Wonderful Brak Variety Hour"
DarkonZeroCool....
DeRaptorheh
MeltingManI'll bet it's wonderful!
MeltingManHow could it not be?
* DeRaptor wonders if its new stuff.
DarkonZeroAny new MST3K eps?...I'm a bit behind.
DarkonZeroNew re-releases.
* DeRaptor blinks.
MeltingManUm..."Creeping Terror", "Bloodlust" and "Sidehacjers" are tentatively scheduled for spring of '99
MeltingManSidehackers, even
* DeRaptor likes the sidehackers song.
DeRaptorIt's sorta catchy.
MeltingManhttp://rhino.com/UpComing/UpComing_index.html
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MeltingManheh...
MeltingManSidehackers is a classic.  The movie itself, though....man...it's another movie with absolutly no redeeming values.  There's absolutely nothing nice I can say about that movie
MeltingManWell...other than it inspired the Sidehackers song....maybe that's a start.
DeRaptorSo it's like Red Zone Cuba and Invasion of the Neptune men and Gunslinger?
DarkonZeroWarrior of the Lost World too.
MeltingManAll of those were less full of hate than Sidehackers.  Sidehackers takes the bold step of saying "I hate everybody"
MeltingManEven Red Zone Cuba....and that's such a hate-filled movie!
DarkonZeroWOO! DEVO ANTHOLOGY!
DeRaptorowch.
MeltingManCool.
DeRaptorI can't think of anything more painful than RZC...
MeltingManOh....Beast of Yucca Flats is worse....
MeltingManIt's really quite amazing.
DarkonZeroBoggy Creek 2.......that brings pain.
DeRaptorwow...
* DeRaptor wonders if she wants to see BoYF now...
DarkonZeroThe original Boggy Creek was even worse....
MeltingManHeh....it's got Tor Johnson in it, though.
MeltingManMy local video store has the whole Boggy Creek trilogy.
MeltingManBoggy Creek II being the 3rd, of course.
* MeltingMan loves the riffing in Red Zone Cuba.
MeltingMan"Now wait...are we all going to fit in here?" -Servo
* DarkonZero ponders buying old eps of "Land Of The Lost" to riff them.
MeltingManThey show Land of the Lost on TV Land.
MeltingManlike at 3am.
DeRaptorheheh.
DarkonZeroI used to watch it when I was a kid.
DeRaptorIsn't that that bizarre thing with those pseudo-dinosaur people things?
MeltingManYeah....I couldn't even take it when I was a kid.
DeRaptorand wasn't there a monkey or something?
DarkonZeroThe new Land Of The Lost was even worse.
MeltingManYeah....the weird dino-puppets....Sid and Marty Kroft designed some scary stuff.
DeRaptorOwch.
* DeRaptor seems to remember a hostile race of intelligent dinosaurs in that show for some reason.
DeRaptorand something that looked like a cross between Ducky from the Land Before Time and a giant fetus.
MeltingManHeheheh
DeRaptorwell, it did...
* MeltingMan loaths "The Land Before Time" and it's sequels.
DarkonZeroUgh...
DarkonZeroThat was a annoying movie.
DarkonZeroIn my opinion.
* DeRaptor ponders making a GOOD dinosaur movie for once...wonders if it's even possible now...:P
DarkonZeroSpeilberg killed it De.
MeltingManThat Triceratops was basically Elmer Fudd with a horn on his nose.
DarkonZeroI found Blair Witch to be entertaining......in a coupla parts.....the rest...was disappointing.
DarkonZeroI guess my overanticipation killed the movie for me.
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Darkon0THE HELL?
MeltingManBlair Witch is still the best horror movie of the 90s....which is kinda sad.
* DeRaptor watched the sequel to TLBT...and wondered the whole way through why that one ornithomime sounded exactly like Pinky.
MeltingManwb
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DarkonZeroThe only parts I liked in Blair Witch....is when the guy, Mike, ranted about the map.
* MeltingMan turns on MTV and sees Beavis and Butthead....Beavis says he would "do a dog".
DarkonZeroAnd the finding the shirt of Josh.
DarkonZeroLoc jumped on my back when I said Blair Witch was disappointing....and i couldn't explain my opinion.
DeRaptorI thought the whole dang thing needed to be thrown to the riffers.
DeRaptorIdunno why he liked it so.
DarkonZeroMe either.
DarkonZeroHe was really adamant about it.
DeRaptorHuh.
DeRaptorWhat'd he say's so great about it?
DarkonZeroWell...I forgot.
DarkonZeroI hit him below the belt when I called him Cam-sih.
DarkonZeroCam-ish even.
DeRaptorheheheheh
MeltingManHe talked about all the weird mythology an' stuff that the stuff in BWP is based on.  It's clever...but it's not what makes the movie good, IMO.
DeRaptorHmmmm.
DeRaptorIdunno, to me...a bunch of rocks and sticks...just isn't all that scary, is all.
DarkonZerothe acting...it was okay.
DarkonZeroBut annoying.
MeltingManI thought the acting was really good.
DarkonZeroOk...I hate Disney movies.....but I'd like to see Toy Story 2.
DarkonZeroWait...
DeRaptorIdunno...all that screaming and swearing...it really, really reminded me of the improv skits my classmates used to do in drama class.
DarkonZeroI hate Disney.
DeRaptorHmmm...well, when ya think about it...it's Pixar's movie, Disney's just funding it.
DarkonZeroTrue.
DarkonZeroI liked "A Bug's Life".....
MeltingManYeah....remember that "Shnookums and Meat" cartoon....it was pretty good, although it didn't stand a chance.
DarkonZeroI hated the Bonkers character.....
DarkonZeroI still do.
MeltingManYeah....
MeltingManThat's one of those cartoons that's made by a bunch of minimum wage hack-writers
* DeRaptor remembers the bird in A Bug's Life...
* MeltingMan hasn't seen A Bug's Life yet
DarkonZeroYou should.
MeltingManI will...eventually.
DarkonZeroI still wanna see The Iron Giant.
DeRaptorYou should.
DarkonZeroi'll buy the DVD.
* MeltingMan will prolly buy Iron Giant, too
* DarkonZero ponders getting back to buy animation vids.
DarkonZeroI used to be such a afficianado....
DarkonZeroFanboy...if you will.
* DarkonZero now misses Freakazoid.
DeRaptorYeah...there was a show that got canceled too early.
DarkonZeroI hated Road Rovers.
DarkonZeroRoad Rovers sucked.
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MeltingManLike Animaniacs...which was funny about one fifth of the time.
Darkon0Thank you again Peer!
MeltingManwb
Darkon0Thanks.
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MeltingManDarkonZero: I hated Road Rovers.
MeltingManDarkonZero: Road Rovers sucked.
MeltingMan            MeltingMan ponders how great Freakazoid could be and how awful some of that other WB stuff made by the same people was....
MeltingManMeltingMan: Like Animaniacs...which was funny about one fifth of the time.
MeltingManTHat's what you missed.
DarkonZeroAh...
MeltingManOr may have missed...I dunno.
DarkonZeroYeah...Animaniacs.....lost it's touch when they moved.
DeRaptoryeh...
DarkonZeroAnd that's why no more new eps.
DarkonZeroPinky and the Brain....
MeltingManAnimaniacs never had much touch where it was, though.
DeRaptorThat didn't happen to MST...bad people happened to MST...
DarkonZeroSci-fi happened.
DarkonZeroThey just wanted a new fanbase.
MeltingManPinky and the Brain was a funny idea that was really badly executed sometimes.
DeRaptorSci-Fried.
* DarkonZero misses some of the action toons that used to be on.
DarkonZeroBattletech....
DarkonZeroThe animation was horrible....
DarkonZeroBut the story was great.
DeRaptorhmmm...
DarkonZeroThe CG stuff was good too.
DarkonZeroI admit...I liked that Flash Gordon cartoon from Canada.
DarkonZeroIt was cool.
* MeltingMan never saw that...
* DeRaptor curls into a little ball under the couch.
DarkonZeroI admit...I watched Pepper Ann on Saturdays.
DarkonZeroIt was amusing.
MeltingManI never saw that...
DarkonZeroIt's on ABC.
MeltingManIt reminds of Fido Dido in character design...I've seen some pictures.
DarkonZeroI think that's who did the character design.
DarkonZeroThe person who created Fido Dido.
MeltingManI don't watch ABC on Saturday Morn....
DarkonZeroMe...I don't anymore.
DarkonZeroI work on Sats.
MeltingManI work on Saturday Morning most of the time.
DarkonZeroI go to work in a long while.
DarkonZeroFrom now.
DarkonZeroMM...you seen Heavy Metal?
MeltingManNo....I'll rent it eventually.  I've always wanted to see it
DarkonZeroIt's good...
DarkonZeroThe sequel is coming out in Jan.
MeltingManNeat.
DarkonZeroIn theaters...
* DarkonZero is now in need to look at animation websites.
MeltingManHmmm....
DarkonZeroi wish I could find the Ultracity 6060 eps that were shown on MTV.
DarkonZeroNOOOO!
DarkonZeroThe Heavy Metal sequel will not be in theaters!
MeltingManHeh...those were funny.
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
MeltingManI wish they'd put some of the Cartoon Sushi and Liquid Television stuff out on video.
DarkonZeroThey have the Liquid Television stuff on video.
MeltingManOh....well....I wish I could get the Cartoon Sushi stuff, then
* MeltingMan dispairs over the popularity of Celebrity Deathmatch.
DarkonZeroI hate Deathmatch....
DarkonZeroAt first it was ok.
DarkonZeroThen....
* DarkonZero wants to see Fast Driver again.
MeltingManAs one or two shorts it was OK....then they just completely wore it out.  Just like South Park.
DarkonZeroYeah...
* DeRaptor yawns.
DarkonZeroOutta all the 6060 clips....Fast Driver was my fave.
DeRaptormethinks I go to bed now...
DarkonZeroGood night De.
DeRaptorbyas.
* DeRaptor Leaps through a run in the pantyhose of the space-time continuum...
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* MeltingMan reminisces about Fast Driver
* DarkonZero wonders if he still has Fast Driver on tape.
DarkonZeroI might still have it.
DarkonZeroYou will not win cause I will won and you will not.
MeltingManI'll trade MST eps for it.  In just a couple weeks I'll have every MST ep on tape excluding KTMA
DarkonZeroD'oh!
MeltingManIf you have it, of course.
DarkonZeroHey....if I find it....I'll let ya have it.....
DarkonZeroI'll make a copy for ya.
MeltingManCool.
MeltingManYou have all the episodes of MST already, then?
DarkonZeroI wish I had most MST eps.....I only hav ethe Rhino tapes.
DarkonZeroDamn me.
MeltingManOh....I'll send you some stuff if you want.
DarkonZeroCool....thanks.
MeltingManchucko@halifax.com  
DarkonZeroDarkonZero@hotmail.com
* DarkonZero realizes he has his nick on almost all of his stuff.
DarkonZeroDamn...
MeltingManHeh....hmmm
DarkonZeroDarkonZero was intended for a online game clan.
DarkonZeroBut it drifted into alot of things.
DarkonZeroSo...I am Darkon....and Darkon is me.
MeltingManI'm IncredibleMeltingMan because I was "chucko" at the dominion...but I forgot my password so I had to pick something else
DarkonZeroAh...
MeltingManI remember my password now, though.
DarkonZeroI always write down my passwords.
MeltingManI picked the longest name that would fit that I could think of.
DarkonZeroHehe....
DarkonZeroI was originally was gonna call myself 'SpectreZero"...but it was taken.
DarkonZeroOn AOL.
DarkonZeroDamn AOL.
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MeltingManI also had an obscure alias of "Spit_Spingola"....it's the name of the lead singer of the band from Hobgoblins.
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor!
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DarkonZeroi gotta start buying the Rhino eps of MST3K.....I miss those eps.
DarkonZeroI only got 2 eps.
MeltingManGee whiz!
DarkonZero"The Brain That Wouldn't Die
DarkonZeroAnd
DarkonZeroMitchell.
* MeltingMan has all the Rhino's that are out so far.
DarkonZeroOh...and Poopie.
DarkonZeroI missed out on Poopie 2.
DarkonZeroDamn me again.
DarkonZeroWell....it looks like I should be goin' to bed. I'll see ya later Melty.
MeltingManPoopie 2 hasn't been released by Rhino yet...it's just available throught the info club right now....idont have it eithere
MeltingManBye
DarkonZeroYeah...the info club is sld out of them..or I'm wrong.
DarkonZeroI forgot.
DarkonZeroOh well...good night.
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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