| Session Start: Wed Dec 01 11:28:40 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '15,12Welcome to #Deep13. Come visit us at http://www.deep13.org.... Idiocy is not tolerated in here.' | ||
| *** Set by Sentroid91 on Tue Nov 30 22:29:39 | ||
| Goku | BOO! | |
|---|---|---|
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| * DarkonZero dies.... | ||
| Goku | Wee! | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZisDead | ||
| DZisDead | I'm dead.... | |
| * Goku buries DZ | ||
| DZisDead | Wow....a burial....of me. | |
| Goku | Actually I just threw you in a river | |
| DZisDead | DAMMIT! | |
| DZisDead | That wasn't niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccccccce.....[goin' over the waterfall]. | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| DZisDead | I was supposedly goin' to play Quake 3 against a co-worker....he flaked out. He knows I got the mad skills of fragdom! | |
| Goku | Heheh | |
| * DZisDead thinks about what he said.... | ||
| DZisDead | I just said "mad skills".....odd. | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| DZisDead | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| * DZisDead kicks himself..... | ||
| DZisDead | I'm picking up the new generation slang. | |
| DZisDead | lemme rephrase that one part. | |
| Goku | YOu're so trendy | |
| DZisDead | I have the neato learnings! | |
| DZisDead | They're really neato! | |
| DZisDead | Peachy keen! | |
| DZisDead | Very nifty. | |
| DZisDead | RUN! ANON IS ONLINE! | |
| DZisDead | Ah...there's my opponent......I might be playin' after all. | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DZisDead is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| Goku | DAMNIT@ | |
| Goku | Lalalalalala | |
| Goku | BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI! | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| * Goku doesn't feel good | ||
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <Slade> lost is in the eye of the mapholder <Frink> Not if the mapholder has a GPS thingy. | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 * Piccolo blows Cookie up <Adi> kinky | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <superspy> you know, people on events are getting more and more touchy every day <Goku> who were you talking to? <superspy> the folks in #sliders <superspy> evidently they don't like being told the show sucks | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
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| Goku | Quote:7,2 <ZeroCool> I don't like looking in my quote file <ZeroCool> some of the stuff in there scares me.... | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <Elven> That would be nice... a script that could tell if you've modified it, and if you did, replaced your background from those cute puppies you love so much to a bitmap that only says: FUCK YOU! and has a big hand on it with the middle finger flying the bird.... -quote courtest of ZeroCool | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 * Adi wants to add a headline <Goku> !Add Headline Goku riles you all | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 International Day Nicks: Atlas = Atlastralia | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <Cyber-scorpion> by oders of shall kahn <Goku> not his oders! * Goku hands shall kahn some deoderent | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <Wraith> AHHHHHHHHHH! ICQ 99b has a wav of the EVIL ICQ cat going "meeyow!" buck if you slow it down and play it backwards at 345% slower speed, it says "I am the unholy leader of darkness on the internet, bow to me! Bow down! bow dooooown!" | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <BobIshmael> "It's always funny until someone gets hurt... <BobIshmael> and then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical!" | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <Goku> The BTL floor is gonna be all messy by tonight <Goku> I can't seem to find my way to the bathroom here <TheDave> Can you stand in TAP's office for today? | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <ProfessorFrink> AOL: So easy to abuse, no wonder it's #1. | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <AndroidNumber18> Trunks: "Mom! You built a time machine, Dragon Ball radar and a whole lot of other inventions and you can't even program a VCR???" | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <chang2> I am just testing out my mirc [chang2 VERSION reply]: irc v1.0_alpha Jerk372 java sucks in infernal deplorer (v0.0) on winblows-3.1 <chang2> how can I get it to work in this room | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem, says author Louise Hart -Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5 | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <gohan> fuuko should be my dady <Fuuko> That would require some major surgery | |
| DarkonZero | gquote, search harrassment | |
| Goku | Quote containing harrassment: 7,2<DarkonZero> We even had a seminar about sexual harrassment....I broke every rule so far. | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | gquote, search feeb | |
| Goku | Quote containing feeb: 7,2<DarKrow> what's a feeb?! <DarkonZero> It's like a dolt...but worse. | |
| DarkonZero | gquote, search tricky | |
| Goku | Quote containing tricky: 7,2<Goku> I'm sick like Nixon was sick <Goku> My defeated heart keeps beating on <Goku> I won't die, like Chuckie won't die... <DarkonZero> Oh...I thought you meant...reffering yourself as "Tricky Dick". | |
| DarkonZero | gquote, search DarkonZero | |
| Goku | Quote containing DarkonZero: 7,2<DarKrow> what's a feeb?! <DarkonZero> It's like a dolt...but worse. | |
| DarkonZero | gquote, search DarkonZero | |
| Goku | Quote containing DarkonZero: 7,2<DarKrow> what's a feeb?! <DarkonZero> It's like a dolt...but worse. | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <Spoon> "The @ goes straight to the brain... @ rootbeer" | |
| DarkonZero | That must be the closest one. | |
| * DarkonZero burps..... | ||
| DarkonZero | gquote, search touched | |
| Goku | Quote containing touched: 7,2<DarkonZero> Many girls were "Touched By An Ishmael" and he is now wanted for molestation. | |
| DarkonZero | I love that one! | |
| DarkonZero | Well....Ku...I'll see ya later......THE CALL OF THE FRAG IS MADE! | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Dec 01 11:53:18 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Dec 01 14:02:43 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '15,12http://www.deep13.org Idiocy is still not tolerated here.' | ||
| *** Set by Sentroid91 on Wed Dec 01 14:06:13 | ||
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| *** qlichy has left #Deep13 | ||
| Goku | BOO! | |
| DarkonZero | par is on par! | |
| Greidanus | hi DZ | |
| DarkonZero | HEEEEEEEEEELO! | |
| Greidanus | HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLO to you too | |
| * DarkonZero wishes he wasn't sick. | ||
| Locdog07 | Hi DZ | |
| DarkonZero | I'm sick. | |
| Locdog07 | Awwww | |
| * Locdog07 gives DZ some aspirin | ||
| * DarkonZero coughs on Loc. | ||
| DarkonZero | Have a cold.... | |
| Locdog07 | Ick. | |
| DarkonZero | Anyone want one. | |
| Locdog07 | Yeh | |
| DarkonZero | . to ? | |
| * DarkonZero sneezes on Loc.... | ||
| DarkonZero | There ya go. | |
| Locdog07 | thanks | |
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| DarkonZero | No problemo! | |
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| DarkonZero | THUNDERBALL FIST! | |
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| Greidanus | umm... | |
| * DarkonZero is noticably high..... | ||
| Locdog07 | Yeeeep | |
| DarkonZero | I'm high! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'clues28.wav' | ||
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| Greidanus | yup, i noticed on ICQ too... oh boy | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his bon....er.....trumpet. | ||
| Greidanus | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | Actually kids...I don't do drugs...I just sell 'em. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait! | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
| Locdog07 | Heh | |
| Greidanus | goodie, DrF needs to resupply his LSD for his new friends!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....par....is par for 4. | |
| Sentroid91 | didn't par leave about 30 minutes ago? | |
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| DarkonZero | A new MSTie may be joining our ranks......he goes by the nick of Cortan. | |
| Greidanus | i think... | |
| Sentroid91 | http://www.eeggs.com/TV/Shows/Blue%27s%20Clues/4219.html | |
| Sentroid91 | DZ: Wha? | |
| DarkonZero | A guy with the nick of Cortan came in here last night...and is a MSTie. | |
| Locdog07 | Huh | |
| Sentroid91 | really? cool | |
| Sentroid91 | he from #rassm? | |
| Sentroid91 | or did he get here by java chat? | |
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| DarkonZero | Nope.....he was pretty much a newbie. | |
| Locdog07 | hmm | |
| *** par has left #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | he didn't know eps by names....but he knew what we were talking about. | |
| * Locdog07 had better go | ||
| Sentroid91 | o | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Loc. | |
| Locdog07 | In a few minutes | |
| Sentroid91 | well that's a start | |
| Locdog07 | Or is it? | |
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| DarkonZero | One of his fave ep was 'Santa Claus Conquers The Martians". | |
| * Locdog07 is gonna go now | ||
| DarkonZero | Bye Loc.... | |
| Locdog07 | Bye all | |
| *** Locdog07 has left #Deep13 | ||
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| * DarkonZero shudders at the thought of Santa Claus conquering anything. | ||
| Greidanus | hmm | |
| Greidanus | gotta go for a while | |
| Sentroid91 | brb | |
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| DarkonZero | Bye.... | |
| * DarkonZero hasta go....do a number. | ||
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Dec 01 14:16:43 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Dec 01 15:03:36 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '15,12http://www.deep13.org Idiocy is still not tolerated here.' | ||
| *** Set by Sentroid91 on Wed Dec 01 14:06:13 | ||
| -Crowebot- 9,1 Hello4,1 DarkonZero 9,1and welcome to12,1 #Deep13 9,1I am dumb bot, type 4,1!Commands9,1 for a list of Commands, 9,1and 12,1!Rules 9,1for a list of the Channel Rules!!! | ||
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| * Locdog07 just made clues38 and 39 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | CC! | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm making 40 | |
| Locdog07 | Heya DZ | |
| Greidanus | wb DZ, Loc | |
| DarkonZero | Heelo Loc. | |
| DarkonZero | Thankee Greid. | |
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| Sentroid91 | ooh | |
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| Session Close: Wed Dec 01 15:06:13 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Dec 01 15:06:59 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '15,12http://www.deep13.org Idiocy is still not tolerated here.' | ||
| *** Set by Sentroid91 on Wed Dec 01 14:06:13 | ||
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| -Crowebot- 9,1 Hello4,1 DarkonZero 9,1and welcome to12,1 #Deep13 9,1I am dumb bot, type 4,1!Commands9,1 for a list of Commands, 9,1and 12,1!Rules 9,1for a list of the Channel Rules!!! | ||
| DarkonZero | DAMN PEER! | |
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| Sentroid91 | now I only need 40... oh | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm making 40 right now | |
| Cal-Crowe | Rocky and Bullwinkle clues | |
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| Locdog07 | AHHH!!! | |
| Greidanus | MARS!!! NOO!!! | |
| Locdog07 | .... | |
| Greidanus | well, umm, i gues the God's back | |
| Cal-Crowe | DAMMNIT! | |
| Greidanus | yes, can I help you? | |
| Cal-Crowe | Gried, can you fix that rocky sound again? | |
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| Greidanus | ive been trying | |
| Cal-Crowe | wait.. | |
| Cal-Crowe | i got my TV-PC thing hooked up | |
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| DarkonZero | I'll be back...gotta restart puter. | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Dec 01 15:10:56 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Dec 01 15:16:54 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '15,12http://www.deep13.org Idiocy is still not tolerated here.' | ||
| *** Set by Sentroid91 on Wed Dec 01 14:06:13 | ||
| -Crowebot- 9,1 Hello4,1 DarkonZero 9,1and welcome to12,1 #Deep13 9,1I am dumb bot, type 4,1!Commands9,1 for a list of Commands, 9,1and 12,1!Rules 9,1for a list of the Channel Rules!!! | ||
| DarkonZero | WOOO! | |
| Locdog07 | wb | |
| Locdog07 | Ghost? | |
| Greidanus | hmm | |
| * DarkonZero remembers Sent's joke on Ku.... | ||
| Locdog07 | Ku TV | |
| Sentroid91 | what joke? | |
| Sentroid91 | oh, hehe | |
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| DarkonZero | The one when you made yourself be Ku's ghost.....that was FUNNT!. | |
| Sentroid91 | right. | |
| * Locdog07 wonders if Sent heard the new clues yet | ||
| Sentroid91 | nope, not yet | |
| Goku | You eat rotten cheese! | |
| Locdog07 | Why not? I played them like...3 times | |
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| Sentroid91 | cause I shut of my speaker when the phone rang | |
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| Locdog07 | k | |
| Cal-Crowe | spunk...heh | |
| Sentroid91 | heh | |
| DarkonZero | MrXL! | |
| DarkonZero | Er... | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| Sentroid91 | so now only 40 is missing | |
| Locdog07 | <DarkonZero> I have shamed the family... | |
| DarkonZero | And we end it with a unFUNNT! thing... | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks Loc. | |
| Locdog07 | Sheesh... | |
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| Locdog07 | Hi Mr_Wibor | |
| Greidanus | hmm | |
| Greidanus | are you that Mr_W fella who came in here the other day? | |
| Mr_Wibor | Hi,how are u? | |
| Sentroid91 | no, that was Mr_Werid | |
| Sentroid91 | Weird | |
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| Mr_Wibor | I don´t know.Maybe my brother had come! | |
| DarkonZero | Mr_Wibor......sound like he was trying to say Mr. Wizard with crackers in this mouth. | |
| Locdog07 | We should really put our clues.wavs on a website.. | |
| Goku | Yah | |
| Sentroid91 | Cal will, on his website that doesn't exist yet | |
| Cal-Crowe | I will | |
| Goku | Hehe | |
| Cal-Crowe | My Pc might get fixed soon | |
| Cal-Crowe | We got enough to make a website for it | |
| Mr_Wibor | No,DarkonZero.It´s really Mr-Wilbor | |
| Locdog07 | Huh. | |
| Locdog07 | Cal seems really excited about this website... | |
| Cal-Crowe | I am | |
| Locdog07 | I hope he's preparing for the chance that maybe..um...nobody will care... | |
| Locdog07 | Not that I'm saying that'll happen. | |
| Locdog07 | But come on, you're just making MSTings and calling it "Season 11" | |
| Cal-Crowe | It's going to be a spectatualer | |
| Mr_Wibor | What are u talking about? | |
| Cal-Crowe | This weekwnd, I'm making a transcript for 1101: Dinosaurus! | |
| Locdog07 | sheesh | |
| Cal-Crowe | I have a sound of the stinger I'm going to use | |
| Cal-Crowe | anyone want it/ | |
| DarkonZero | So "spectacular" that you can't spell "spectacular", huh Cal? | |
| Sentroid91 | NOOOO! GAMERA! Hee hee hee! | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| Locdog07 | Um.... | |
| Locdog07 | Sent, you okay? | |
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| Sentroid91 | yeyeye | |
| Cal-Crowe | Anyone want the wav of the stinger of Dinosaurus! ? | |
| Locdog07 | No. It's 36 seconds long. | |
| Sentroid91 | brb | |
| Crowebot | 9,1 Okey dokie4,1 Sentroid91 | |
| Locdog07 | Far too long for a stinger. | |
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| Cal-Crowe | I know that... the last line "If I had enough time, I'd give you both a spanking!" will be the stinger | |
| * DarkonZero looks at the topic..... | ||
| Locdog07 | Why not just record that then, Cal? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....when did that come about? | |
| Cal-Crowe | The Dumpy/pecker part is funny | |
| DarkonZero | I though idiocy was the way of the MSTie. | |
| Locdog07 | No, that's just the way of the DZ. | |
| Greidanus | no, we just act stupid to deter the public | |
| DarkonZero | Loc.....you also fit into that category.....never forget that. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'll make a stinger only wav | |
| Locdog07 | Bite me. | |
| DarkonZero | Loc.... | |
| Locdog07 | DZ.... | |
| DarkonZero | You're hairy....no thanks. | |
| Locdog07 | At least I'm not lumpy. | |
| * Locdog07 pokes DZ | ||
| Locdog07 | Lumpy. | |
| DarkonZero | HEHE! | |
| DarkonZero | Uh... | |
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| Cal-Crowe | ok, I got the stinger only sound ready | |
| Cal-Crowe | anyone want it? it's only 4 seconds long | |
| DarkonZero | CC...I'll take it. | |
| Locdog07 | hokay | |
| DarkonZero | Even the full version. | |
| Cal-Crowe | ok | |
| Locdog07 | <DarkonZero> Because I'm better than Loc. | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
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| Locdog07 | Sheesh. | |
| * Sentroid91 emerges from the soulgate leading from the 7th Dimension | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Sentroid91 | ||
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| Locdog07 | Hi Sent | |
| DarkonZero | WB Sent. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I finally got "Octoman" and it sucks | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Cal-Crowe | The lighting is horrific | |
| DarkonZero | CC....when di you figure that out? | |
| DarkonZero | di to did. | |
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| Cal-Crowe | You've seen Octoman? | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | err, Octaman | |
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| Cal-Crowe | oh.. | |
| DarkonZero | I just figured....when did you figure that out? | |
| Cal-Crowe | and there is guy with really small pants and we call him "Billy Tightpants" | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Locdog07 | Wow. What a clever, yet subtle, wittiscism. | |
| Cal-Crowe | and there's a mexican that looks like Mango from SNL | |
| Sentroid91 | heh | |
| Locdog07 | The word "SNL" is mentioned and Sent laughs on reflex. | |
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| Sentroid91 | heh | |
| Sentroid91 | Mango! | |
| Cal-Crowe | and "Octaman" (the monster) looks SO...SO fake | |
| DarkonZero | SNaiL! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Rick Baker made the SFX too | |
| DarkonZero | Again.....CC....when did you figure that out? | |
| Cal-Crowe | o_O | |
| * DarkonZero sneezes on Crowebot. | ||
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| Crowebot | yum | |
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| Cal-Crowe | He's talking to a man and a kid \ | |
| Cal-Crowe | Dumpy... | |
| Cal-Crowe | and Paco | |
| Locdog07 | Huh | |
| DarkonZero | THE DCC RACE CAL IS LEADING! LOC IS BEING LEFT BEHIND! | |
| Locdog07 | And this is stinger purely due to the word spanking? | |
| Cal-Crowe | VROOOOOM | |
| DarkonZero | Waitaminnit.....Loc maybe catching up. | |
| Cal-Crowe | no... | |
| Locdog07 | Wheee! | |
| Cal-Crowe | If you SAW the scene, it would be funnier | |
| Locdog07 | <Cal-Crowe> no...I won't let this happen! | |
| Locdog07 | Cal, people *can't* see the scene if they're reading it from a website | |
| DarkonZero | Loc falls behind cause he sees a fire hydrant. | |
| * Locdog07 pees on DZ's leg, mistaking it for a hydrant | ||
| Cal-Crowe | That guy was saying that to an overweight 40 year old man and a little 10 year old mexican kid | |
| DarkonZero | Loc can barely contain himself. | |
| * Locdog07 pees even more | ||
| Cal-Crowe | I'm going to put pics on there | |
| DarkonZero | Loc loves to pee.....and that's why he's an utcast. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Boxers or Briefs, Loc? | |
| DarkonZero | outcast even... | |
| Locdog07 | Brits. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Depends? | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Locdog07 | heh.....uh... | |
| Cal-Crowe | OLO | |
| Locdog07 | Ole! | |
| DarkonZero | Well....the way Locis releiving himself....he needs 'em! | |
| DarkonZero | Yes Locis. | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '15,12http://www.deep13.org Idiocy is still not tolerated here. 3,0<Cal-Crowe> OLO' | ||
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| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| Greidanus | hehe | |
| * DarkonZero : 6,1 taking medicine. 6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| Greidanus | ok | |
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| Cal-Crowe | do'h | |
| Cal-Crowe | I meant LOL | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm dyslexic | |
| Greidanus | yes, we know | |
| Greidanus | OLO!! | |
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| Locdog07 | wb | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Cal-Crowe | POLO | |
| DarkonZero | POLIO! | |
| Cal-Crowe | cixelsyd | |
| Cal-Crowe | h'od | |
| Greidanus | QWERTY | |
| Cal-Crowe | !ti pleh t'nac i | |
| Crowebot | 4 !ti pleh t'nac i Is Not A Valid Command | |
| Cal-Crowe | shaddup dickweed | |
| *** Crowebot was kicked by Locdog07 (OLO!) | ||
| Cal-Crowe | !pie for himself | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| Cal-Crowe | HEY! | |
| *** Crowebot has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Greidanus | hehe | |
| * DarkonZero : 6,1 makin' envelopes 6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | !pie for himself | |
| * Crowebot 9,1Throws a pie at 12 himself | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Crowebot....loyal...and stupid | |
| Cal-Crowe | !injury for himself | |
| * Crowebot 9,1shoots himself in the foot. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | !scorpio | |
| * Crowebot 9,1SCORPIO!4 Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak | ||
| Sentroid91 | !sagitarius | |
| Crowebot | 4 !sagitarius Is Not A Valid Command | |
| Cal-Crowe | !sagitarius | |
| Crowebot | 4 !sagitarius Is Not A Valid Command | |
| Cal-Crowe | !sagitaruis | |
| Crowebot | 4 !sagitaruis Is Not A Valid Command | |
| Cal-Crowe | !sagitarus | |
| Locdog07 | !aquarius | |
| Crowebot | 4 !sagitarus Is Not A Valid Command | |
| * Crowebot 9,1AQUARIUS!4 There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus, fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole 17 hours a day. | ||
| Locdog07 | yay | |
| Cal-Crowe | !sagitaruius | |
| Crowebot | 4 !sagitaruius Is Not A Valid Command | |
| Locdog07 | OLO! | |
| Sentroid91 | !picies | |
| Crowebot | 4 !picies Is Not A Valid Command | |
| Locdog07 | !OLO | |
| Crowebot | 4 !OLO Is Not A Valid Command | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Dec 01 15:51:42 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Dec 01 17:30:30 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '15,12http://www.deep13.org Idiocy is still not tolerated here. 3,0<Cal-Crowe> OLO' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Wed Dec 01 15:53:38 | ||
| -S9-Sentry- Hello, DarkonZero and welcome to #Deep13. Type @commands to see all of my functions. | ||
| S9-Sentry | Hello, DarkonZero. | |
| -Crowebot- 9,1 Hello4,1 DarkonZero 9,1and welcome to12,1 #Deep13 9,1I am dumb bot, type 4,1!Commands9,1 for a list of Commands, 9,1and 12,1!Rules 9,1for a list of the Channel Rules!!! | ||
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| Cal-Crowe | DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | CC! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Green screen time! | |
| Cal-Crowe | HA!! | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm....so what goin' on? | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm watching Whose Line | |
| DarkonZero | Damn... | |
| DarkonZero | Not on where I'm at. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...and everyone else.....they're dead I suppose. | |
| * Greidanus is VERY dead | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh damn. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm A GAS | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'wetfart.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Not poo gas I hope. | |
| Cal-Crowe | whoooo...excuse me | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'wetfart.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'wetfart.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'wetfart.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'wetfart.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Headwires"..... | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'wetfart.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'wetfart.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| Goku | <jklhjgjhgh> Hey check out a new server /server irc.bunker7.net | |
| Sentroid91 | 1,9[S9-MS]9,1 -Chris Rock - No Sex In The Champagne Room- 1,9 4.20 mb | |
| [Sentroid91:#Deep13 S9-MS] - Chris Rock - No Sex In The Champagne Room.mp3 - [4.20 mb | ||
| S9-Sentry | Hi, Sentroid91. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Live-In Skin"..... | ||
| * Greidanus listens to a CD with Chumbawamba's "Snip, Snip, Snip" | ||
| Bozarth | Drip, Drip, Drip | |
| Greidanus | goes the water... | |
| Bozarth | Not Snip, Snip, Snip | |
| Greidanus | they love their words said three times with an 'ip' on the end | |
| Greidanus | no, this is their older CD | |
| Bozarth | So there is a Snip, Snip, Snip and a Drip, Drip, Drip? | |
| Greidanus | with the song, 'Snip, Snip, Snip' | |
| DarkonZero | I gotta go again....see ya later. | |
| Greidanus | yep | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Dec 01 17:42:22 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Dec 01 19:45:39 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '15,12http://www.deep13.org Idiocy is still not tolerated here. 3,0<Cal-Crowe> OLO' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Wed Dec 01 15:53:38 | ||
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| BobIshmael | Yes. | |
| BobIshmael | Hi DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Hello Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Don't patronize me, old man. | |
| DarkonZero | I do it...because I can. | |
| Locdog07 | Hi DZ | |
| DarkonZero | Hello Loc. | |
| * DarkonZero damns Crosswinds..... | ||
| BobIshmael | Like hell you can, old man! I could take you! YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?! | |
| * DarkonZero goes to the door and opens it... | ||
| DarkonZero | You first. | |
| BobIshmael | Wait, we better not. I wouldn't want you to break a hip or something. | |
| BobIshmael | Okay. | |
| * BobIshmael gets up.. | ||
| * BobIshmael punches DZ. | ||
| BobIshmael | Like that? | |
| * DarkonZero kicks bob. | ||
| BobIshmael | Nice kick, old man! | |
| * BobIshmael pushes DZ over and watches him break a hip. | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob....do you hate the fact that I'm old? | |
| BobIshmael | No- Well... Yeah. Old people do too many annoying things. | |
| BobIshmael | Also, Pennywise is making me angry. | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| BobIshmael | Then you came in. I figured it was a divine sign. | |
| * DarkonZero ponders the death of Loc. | ||
| BobIshmael | ...That I supposed to kick your ass. | |
| * Sentroid91 ponders things | ||
| Locdog07 | Hey! | |
| * BobIshmael looks around. | ||
| * BobIshmael picks up a rock and chucks it at Sent's head. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'arnrock.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * BobIshmael looks at Loc. | ||
| DarkonZero | I DID IT! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm OLD! | |
| Locdog07 | Hiya | |
| * BobIshmael gives him a toothbrush. | ||
| * Locdog07 brushes his teeth | ||
| BobIshmael | Hi. | |
| BobIshmael | Thanks. | |
| * BobIshmael takes the toothbrush back.. | ||
| * BobIshmael jams it in Loc's eye. | ||
| * BobIshmael looks at Mars. | ||
| BobIshmael | No! Put that down Mars! | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| BobIshmael | I NEVER DID THAT, MARS! | |
| BobIshmael | N- | |
| Locdog07 | <Mars> Sorry...*zip* | |
| BobIshmael | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| BobIshmael | OW! OW! OW! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! | |
| * BobIshmael struggles with an invisible opponet. | ||
| Locdog07 | <Mars> Um... | |
| BobIshmael | SEE YOU IN HELL! | |
| Locdog07 | <Mars> *hic* | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * BobIshmael flails around the room! | ||
| DarkonZero | LOC! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | STOP! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| BobIshmael | AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| BobIshmael | OW! | |
| * Locdog07 laughs | ||
| * DarkonZero kils both Loc and Bob. | ||
| * BobIshmael throws his invisible enemy at DZ! | ||
| DarkonZero | kills even. | |
| BobIshmael | GET DOWN, DZ! | |
| * BobIshmael tackles DZ! | ||
| BobIshmael | Tackle? Takle? Tacle? | |
| Locdog07 | <Mars> Tackle? *zip* | |
| DarkonZero | ...... | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, MOVE! | |
| * BobIshmael starts punching DZ! | ||
| BobIshmael | NO! DZ! | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Loc has a thing for zips now..... | |
| BobIshmael | YOU INHUMAN MONSTER! HOW DARE YOU USE DZ AS A SHEILD! | |
| * BobIshmael continues to beat DZ> | ||
| BobIshmael | Period! | |
| BobIshmael | EXCLAMATION POINT! | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as BloodyDZ | ||
| * BobIshmael picks up his Invisi-Ponet! | ||
| Locdog07 | Bloody Romans | |
| * BobIshmael struggles over to the cliff. | ||
| * BobIshmael and his Invisi-Ponet fall over to the cliff. | ||
| BloodyDZ | Hi....I'm bloody. | |
| BobIshmael | AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................... | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | (from cliff) Ow. Thank goodness this branch caught me at the last second. | |
| BloodyDZ | I'm bloody.....Bob's insane...and Loc.....well....we'll leave him outta this. | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * BobIshmael climbs to safety. | ||
| BobIshmael | So... How is everyone? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'bestteeth.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| BloodyDZ | I'm bloody. | |
| Locdog07 | Bloody Romans. | |
| BloodyDZ | BLOOMIN' ONION! | |
| BloodyDZ | Well.... | |
| BloodyDZ | I'm bloody. | |
| *** BobIshmael was kicked by Locdog07 (Locdog07) | ||
| *** BobIshmael has joined #Deep13 | ||
| BloodyDZ | Whatever that was about. | |
| Locdog07 | He wasn't responding | |
| Locdog07 | I pinged him and nothing came bacl | |
| BloodyDZ | Bob no like ping! | |
| -> [BobIshmael] PING | ||
| -> [Locdog07] PING | ||
| -> [BloodyDZ] PING | ||
| Locdog07 | Quit it, DZ | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| -> [BloodyDZ] TIME | ||
| BloodyDZ | Quit it....quit it....whine....whine...whine. | |
| Locdog07 | Grrrr | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'locbark.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** BloodyDZ is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm no longer bloody. | |
| DarkonZero | And that's good. | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| Locdog07 | That's nice | |
| *** Locdog07 was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BobIshmael (Oops. How did THIS happen?! Must have been a freaking accident. )) | ||
| *** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 without his stupid luggage case. | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
| -> [BobIshmael] PING | ||
| Locdog07 | Sheesh, Bob, you weren't responding | |
| Locdog07 | I was trying to get you to respond | |
| BobIshmael | It worked. | |
| Locdog07 | See? | |
| * BobIshmael goes back to what he was doing. | ||
| * DarkonZero goes to a corner. | ||
| Locdog07 | Hmmm | |
| * Locdog07 goes back to... | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * BobIshmael is now finished. | ||
| Locdog07 | wb | |
| * Sentroid91 goes back to nothing, which was probably what Bob was doing | ||
| DarkonZero | Loc...whatever you do by yourself...keep to yourself. | |
| DarkonZero | Never share... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'xpac.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | That's what I was doing, Sent. | |
| BobIshmael | Has anyone ever read The Trial, by Kafka? | |
| DarkonZero | No...COMMIE! | |
| Locdog07 | Started reading it | |
| Locdog07 | Lost it | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| BobIshmael | Any good? | |
| BobIshmael | Looks like my kind of book. | |
| Locdog07 | Can't remember | |
| Locdog07 | Then read it, see what you think | |
| Locdog07 | I can't exactly give you an opinion | |
| BobIshmael | I will! | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| * Locdog07 wants a copy of In The Mouth Of Madness for Xmas | ||
| DarkonZero | Thanks Bob..... | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | heheh...d'ohhhhh | |
| * DarkonZero now will kill Bob when they meet for THE CON. | ||
| Locdog07 | It's a big con. | |
| BobIshmael | Not if I kill you first, old man! | |
| BobIshmael | *whisper* Not really, Loc *whisper* | |
| Locdog07 | Huh | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | cool. 2 deaths at the Con? | |
| Locdog07 | 3 if my ritual suicide pact goes through...oh...oops. | |
| DarkonZero | Twice the torture! | |
| BobIshmael | A suicide pact with yourself isn't really a pact, you know. | |
| Locdog07 | Oh, isn't it? | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| Locdog07 | How about if I talk to myself? | |
| Locdog07 | Does that count? | |
| * DarkonZero forgets to record his Walter Winchell impression for Bob....again....and on purpose. | ||
| Locdog07 | My mind and my body are two seperate beings! | |
| * Locdog07 shoots at Bob | ||
| BobIshmael | Alright, then. That'll work. | |
| BobIshmael | Er... What? Shoot at me? Or shoot me? | |
| BobIshmael | ONE MONTH UNTIL Y2K ARMAGEDDON! | |
| Locdog07 | Shoot at. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Sentroid91 | 30 days left | |
| * Locdog07 is just gonna turn his clock back a year | ||
| Sentroid91 | an estimate | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'whathe.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| *** Mars changes topic to 'ONE MONTH UNTIL Y2K ARMAGEDDON! RIOT! DEATH! HAPPY! HAPPY! FUN! FUN! ' | ||
| Locdog07 | HUh | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'jackets.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'whathe.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to 'Here's a happy thought: The Brits will experience Y2K Armageddon before the yanks. Have a nice day.' | ||
| BobIshmael | RIOT! | |
| BobIshmael | NUCLEAR DISASTERS | |
| BobIshmael | NUCLEAR DISASTERS! | |
| BobIshmael | POWER GRID FAILURE! | |
| BobIshmael | WHOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| Locdog07 | THE CAMBOT WILL RISE IN A HUGE BOILING MASS FROM THE SEA!!!! | |
| Locdog07 | Oh, I mean...The Kraken | |
| *** Sentroid91 changes topic to 'Y2K is coming..... PANIC! RIOT! ETC!.... don't let this topic fool you, idiocy is still not tolerated.' | ||
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to 'Y2K is coming..... PANIC! RIOT! ETC!.... don't let this topic fool you, idiocy is still not tolerated. <Locdog07> Except in riot form!' | ||
| * BobIshmael wonders if he should see a shrink about this persecution fantasies of his. | ||
| BobIshmael | It's perfectly natural to want everyone to die, right? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
| BobIshmael | this? these. | |
| Sentroid91 | absolutely | |
| BobIshmael | Just double checking. | |
| * BobIshmael forages: BRB. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'd like a bunch of people to die......especially France. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'whathe.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Ewww...he's foraging. | |
| Sentroid91 | ooh, sounds even better | |
| * DarkonZero is pining for the fjords. | ||
| * Sentroid91 is on the rail | ||
| * Locdog07 is on the up | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'xpac.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'clues40.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'clues41.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'clues39.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero gets up....stabs Loc in the eye....then sits back down. | ||
| Locdog07 | Owie | |
| * DarkonZero sneezes. | ||
| * DarkonZero feels a certain (but stupid) power surge through him... | ||
| Locdog07 | Sent, I made clues44 | |
| * Locdog07 feels one too | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero the stupid power fades.... | ||
| Locdog07 | uh...yeh | |
| * DarkonZero the stupid power resurges..... | ||
| DarkonZero | I AM...! | |
| * DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRADORK15,16,0!6,0 | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork | ||
| UltraDork | WOOTA! | |
| *** Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as FeebBoy | ||
| *** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
| *** Locdog07 is now known as GeekGirl | ||
| GeekGirl | And I am GeekGirl | |
| * GeekGirl sniffs | ||
| * GeekGirl stuffs a tissue up her nose and sticks selotape on her glasses | ||
| * UltraDork still wonders about Loc's transformation. | ||
| * GeekGirl grins and shows her braces at UltraDork | ||
| UltraDork | ..... | |
| GeekGirl | :<=> | |
| FeebBoy | Gah! That Urkel-Looking girl is here! | |
| UltraDork | Well...at least it's not, ":-*" | |
| FeebBoy | or :-i | |
| GeekGirl | Geh | |
| GeekGirl | By the way, FeebBoy, clues44 is Subliminal Clues | |
| FeebBoy | hmm | |
| * GeekGirl pushes her glasses up on her nose | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'clues44.wav' | ||
| [GeekGirl SOUND] | ||
| FeebBoy | hehe | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'clues44.wav' | ||
| [FeebBoy SOUND] | ||
| FeebBoy | you should use the regular one | |
| GeekGirl | Huh? | |
| FeebBoy | not just the half I cut out | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'figuredout.wav' | ||
| [FeebBoy SOUND] | ||
| GeekGirl | Well....um...the thing is... | |
| GeekGirl | I put my own voice in there. Didn't you hear it> | |
| FeebBoy | you don't have it? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'figuredout.wav' | ||
| [FeebBoy SOUND] | ||
| GeekGirl | yeh# | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'clues44.wav' | ||
| [FeebBoy SOUND] | ||
| FeebBoy | heh | |
| GeekGirl | Try reversing it to hear what I say >:) | |
| GeekGirl | I have the wav, Sent | |
| FeebBoy | LOL | |
| GeekGirl | heheh | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'clues31.wav' | ||
| [GeekGirl SOUND] | ||
| FeebBoy | Is that your regular voice, Loc? Or did you add a Billy Idol-ish accent to make it sound satanic? | |
| GeekGirl | That's my voice...well, I talked in dead-pan, but yes. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'dropdeadfred.wav' | ||
| [FeebBoy SOUND] | ||
| [GeekGirl SOUND] | ||
| * BobIshmael gets sidetracked by "Whose Line is It Anyway?" | ||
| [FeebBoy SOUND] | ||
| FeebBoy | "And I hope you enjoy" | |
| UltraDork | I AM NO LONGER...! | |
| * UltraDork loses his dumb power and returns back to his old moronic, sorta secret alter-ego, DarkonZero. | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** UltraDork is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| GeekGirl | hmmm | |
| FeebBoy | I AM NO FURTHER...* | |
| GeekGirl | Drew Carey is annoying, from what I saw of him over there | |
| *** FeebBoy is now known as Sentrovich | ||
| GeekGirl | I AM...*sniff*...oh, shit... | |
| * GeekGirl goes to get rid of her nose bleed | ||
| *** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
| *** GeekGirl is now known as Locdog07 | ||
| Sentrovich | hehe | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Sentrovich | Oh and Bob... I got s'more quotes for you | |
| DarkonZero | What happened to Idiot Man? | |
| Locdog07 | He was an idiot. | |
| *** Sentrovich is now known as Barbarino | ||
| Barbarino | What? | |
| *** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
| *** Locdog07 is now known as Kenarino | ||
| Kenarino | Hey, Barbarino | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| Kenarino | Coming to the beach with me later? | |
| Barbarino | Who? | |
| * Kenarino waves | ||
| Barbarino | Where? | |
| * Kenarino brushes his plastic hair | ||
| * Kenarino sits in Barbarino's car | ||
| * Kenarino grins | ||
| *** Barbarino is now known as MrKotter | ||
| Kenarino | I can't stop smiling, make it stop!! | |
| * DarkonZero gets a headache and head to THE LIMBO...... | ||
| * DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
| Session Close: Wed Dec 01 20:33:48 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Dec 01 20:38:59 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Y2K is coming..... PANIC! RIOT! ETC!.... don't let this topic fool you, idiocy is still not tolerated. <Locdog07> Except in riot form!' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Wed Dec 01 20:21:21 | ||
| * DarkonZero burps.... | ||
| Locdog07 | wb | |
| Franklin | Don't worry, DZ'll fix that | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...yeah. | |
| Franklin | He spices up anything | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as Horshack | ||
| Horshack | OOOH OOOH! | |
| Locdog07 | Put your hands in the air! | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** Horshack is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| Locdog07 | <Horshack> OOOH OOOH! | |
| Locdog07 | Like you just don't care! | |
| * Locdog07 shudders | ||
| *** Franklin is now known as Epstein | ||
| *** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
| *** Locdog07 is now known as DonkeyKong | ||
| DonkeyKong | Oh, banana! | |
| Epstein | Dear Mr. Kotter. Please let Juan and the Sweathogs burn Mr Woodman. Signed Epstein's mother. | |
| *** DonkeyKong is now known as HarryHill | ||
| HarryHill | Oh, banana sticker! | |
| HarryHill | Why do you stick to the skin? | |
| HarryHill | Oh banana sticker! | |
| *** Epstein is now known as Gamera | ||
| HarryHill | Why have you been? | |
| Gamera | NOOOO GAMERA! Hee hee hee! | |
| *** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
| *** HarryHill is now known as Locdog07 | ||
| Locdog07 | You liked that part, huh? | |
| Gamera | Hee hee hee | |
| Gamera | BTW: Someone signed the guestbook saying that they love the Gamera games | |
| Locdog07 | Really??? | |
| Gamera | someone I don't even know, too | |
| Locdog07 | oooooh! | |
| Locdog07 | Me wanna see! | |
| Gamera | http://neptune.guestworld.lycos.com/wgb/wgbview.dbm?owner=MSTieGate | |
| Gamera | right on top | |
| Locdog07 | hmm | |
| Locdog07 | Erika and Susan from office tech 2 class, eh? | |
| * Locdog07 nudges Sent | ||
| Locdog07 | Say-no-more! | |
| Gamera | uhm, lick me | |
| Gamera | and that was signed like last year. | |
| Locdog07 | Oh, I won't be doing the licking, if Erika and Susan have anything to do with it ;) | |
| * Gamera glares at Loc | ||
| *** Gamera is now known as Sentroid9x | ||
| * Locdog07 winks at Sent | ||
| Locdog07 | A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat! | |
| * Sentroid9x takes out his flamethrower | ||
| Locdog07 | Oh, come on.# | |
| Locdog07 | Sheesh. | |
| Locdog07 | It's not like you're 9 or anything...girls aren't "yeuch, gross" for you, are they? | |
| * Sentroid9x loads the blue flame cartridge | ||
| Sentroid9x | 12`%0,12%,12,12 2,12`%12,2%,2,2 1,2`%2,1%,0,1 12Bl2ue 12Fl2am12e 2,1,%1,2%`2,2 12,2,%2,12%`12,12 0,12,%12,0%` | |
| * Sentroid9x torches Loc | ||
| Locdog07 | Fun | |
| Locdog07 | <par> Sentroid9x, are you gay... | |
| Sentroid9x | wrong | |
| Locdog07 | d'oh | |
| Sentroid9x | it was <quilm> Sentroid are you gay? | |
| Sentroid9x | and the answer was <Sentroid91> No. I'm a male lesbian. | |
| Locdog07 | Oh my...Tor Johnson replaced Mike for a day: http://treyscrib.homepage.com/satellite.html | |
| Sentroid9x | De's on | |
| Locdog07 | yeh | |
| Sentroid9x | De's on ICQ. | |
| Locdog07 | ...yes... | |
| Sentroid9x | Ahh, it feels good to finally say that | |
| Locdog07 | um...huh | |
| Sentroid9x | DZ's on ICQ | |
| Sentroid9x | Loc's on ICQ | |
| Locdog07 | yyyyes. | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid9x | <Arnold> YES! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'arnrock.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid9x | <Marv Albert> YES! | |
| Locdog07 | <Jim Carrey> YES! | |
| Sentroid9x | <John Lithgow> YES! | |
| DarkonZero | Well....once again....I have to take leave. (DAMN!) | |
| Locdog07 | <Rik Mayall> YES! | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Dec 01 20:49:49 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Dec 01 21:27:44 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Y2K is coming..... PANIC! RIOT! ETC!.... don't let this topic fool you, idiocy is still not tolerated. <Locdog07> Except in riot form!' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Wed Dec 01 20:21:21 | ||
| Locdog07 | wb DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...yeah. | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | And all that jazz. | |
| * DarkonZero thinks someone just watches way too much Blue's Clues. | ||
| DarkonZero | And that someone is in here. | |
| Locdog07 | Who, Mars? | |
| DarkonZero | And not me. | |
| DarkonZero | Or a bot. | |
| Locdog07 | <Mars> *hic* I'm smart! Blue likes me! | |
| DarkonZero | I know.... | |
| DarkonZero | It's Bob. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| * DarkonZero is watching "The Creature From 20,000 Fathoms".... | ||
| DeRaptor | Is it fun? | |
| DarkonZero | Quite. | |
| DeRaptor | I don't watch Blues Clues... | |
| DarkonZero | The culprit is Bob.... | |
| DarkonZero | He watches it. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'clues39.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero waits for Bob to either accept that fact...or defend himself. | ||
| DeRaptor | Ah. | |
| * DeRaptor stares at Bob. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'clues40.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | [Note: Staring at Bob too long induces chronic drooling.] | |
| * DarkonZero sees De drooling..... | ||
| DeRaptor | Uh...only in dumb people. | |
| Locdog07 | Wow... | |
| DarkonZero | Well...I wouldn't say that. | |
| DarkonZero | You're drooling. | |
| DarkonZero | You need a mop for that? | |
| * DeRaptor bites DZ for implying that she'd drool over the likes of Bob. | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| DarkonZero | I wasn't implying no such thing. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm just saying that Bob induces drooling...and you're drooling. | |
| * DarkonZero gets out a bucket to catch De's drool. | ||
| DarkonZero | There.... | |
| DeRaptor | Um...that's not drool. | |
| Locdog07 | We could sell this stuff! | |
| Locdog07 | We could pretend it's alkee-hol. | |
| DarkonZero | Loc...you pretend that. | |
| DarkonZero | While the rest of us don't. | |
| DeRaptor | I forgot to put on antiperspirent this morning. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DarkonZero | So...that's why it smells in here. | |
| Locdog07 | Ewww | |
| DarkonZero | WOOOO! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
| * Locdog07 looks at the damp patches on De's shirt | ||
| DarkonZero | IT REEKS! | |
| Locdog07 | I thought you were just bleeding and I wasn't going to point it out. | |
| Sentroid9x | http://www.askjeeves.com/main/FinalAnswer.asp?qCategory=LAFF&Link=http%3A%2F%2Fmembers%2Etripod%2Ecom%2F%7EEvilMonkey%2Feviljeeves%2F&Title=Evil+Jeeves%21&Answers=1&ajparam_fillers=&ajparam_qid=1619&site_name=Jeeves&scope=web&ask=Does+Jeeves+have+an+evil+twin%„äc | |
| Locdog07 | Hey, I showed you that, Sent!!! | |
| * Locdog07 glares | ||
| * DarkonZero gets out industrial strength antiperspirent......and hands it to De. | ||
| Sentroid9x | yup | |
| DeRaptor | thank ya. | |
| DarkonZero | No problemo.... | |
| * DarkonZero goes to knock over the lamp. | ||
| * DarkonZero knocks over the lamp. | ||
| * DeRaptor rubs it all over her body. | ||
| DeRaptor | Where the hell'd you find evil jeeves? | |
| Locdog07 | I found it at eegs.com | |
| Locdog07 | eeggs.com even | |
| * DeRaptor wonders what DZ has against the lamp. | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh...nothing. | |
| Sentroid9x | he's even creepier than Ask Jeeves | |
| DarkonZero | Lalala. | |
| * DarkonZero realizes he so old that he hurts myself when he sneezes. | ||
| Locdog07 | Haw-haw! | |
| DarkonZero | I hurt my neck. | |
| DarkonZero | owie. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| * Sentroid9x blinks | ||
| DarkonZero | I hurt himself? | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| DarkonZero | QUIET! | |
| DarkonZero | I'M OLD! | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| * Locdog07 is really worried about Pikachu's "spunk" in clues38.wav | ||
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| DeRaptor | ewwwwwww... | |
| DeRaptor | I don't want to know where that is. | |
| DeRaptor | Although I have a feeling it has to do with ash. | |
| DarkonZero | If Pikachu keeps holding in the spunk....it'll explode. | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'clues39.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Explode...or have stomach cramps. | |
| Locdog07 | Eww | |
| Locdog07 | Man, it's 6:00 am here | |
| DeRaptor | ow | |
| DarkonZero | <Locdog07> Eww <- Loc's imoression of Bob Dylan. | |
| Locdog07 | Yep | |
| DarkonZero | impression even. | |
| Locdog07 | My immigration of Bob Dylan? | |
| *** Sentroid9x has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Sentroid9x[cc434209-a.avnl1.nj.home.com]) | ||
| DarkonZero | Sent died... | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well... | |
| * DeRaptor ponders watching South Park just to tick off Loc...heehee... | ||
| DarkonZero | Do it, | |
| Locdog07 | Grrrr, heheh :) | |
| DarkonZero | , to ! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'locbark.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor throws a Cartman doll at Loc. | ||
| * DarkonZero continues to watch the dumbass movie. | ||
| Locdog07 | I'm not actually that bothered about SP anymore. But still...I'll kill you if you- AKPTHHH!! | |
| * Locdog07 growls | ||
| DarkonZero | It's the Blair Witch! | |
| DarkonZero | ahhhhh.... | |
| DarkonZero | Ruunnnn. | |
| DeRaptor | Ooooh, a dumbass movie?! | |
| Locdog07 | If I had a clone I'd make it bite you in the crotch, I swear... | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| *** Molly has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Loc and his crotch biting. | |
| Molly | And what am I supposed to do? | |
| DeRaptor | Um... | |
| * DeRaptor runs. | ||
| Locdog07 | Bite her in the crotch! | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Molly | Huh. | |
| DeRaptor | What is Molly, anyway? | |
| DeRaptor | You never explained that. | |
| Molly | And I'm supposed to do this, why? | |
| Locdog07 | Oh, um, I did, actually...you just got disconnected | |
| Locdog07 | She's a main character in my Locdog07 story | |
| Molly | I'm not part of any story of yours, Loc. | |
| * Molly kicks Loc | ||
| Molly | Now get back to work | |
| DeRaptor | But, what is she? | |
| DarkonZero | You see Loc...is sorta like Lassie in his book. | |
| Locdog07 | She's a dog. | |
| DeRaptor | Human? | |
| Locdog07 | Nooo. | |
| DeRaptor | Ahhhh... | |
| Locdog07 | In fact, you could say she's a bi- | |
| * Molly smacks Loc | ||
| Locdog07 | Ow! | |
| DeRaptor | Hey, I had a dog named mollie when I was a kid. | |
| DeRaptor | Or molly, don't remember the spelling. | |
| Locdog07 | I had a dog named Molly too...that's why I named her that. | |
| DeRaptor | Black and white border collie. | |
| Locdog07 | Hmm. | |
| DeRaptor | ohhhhh...heh. | |
| DeRaptor | Maybe I should just read the freakin' story so I don't have to ask stupid questions anymore. | |
| Locdog07 | Well, maybe. | |
| * Locdog07 shrugs | ||
| * DeRaptor thinks Bob should read attmtn. | ||
| Molly | Just don't let Loc push you around. He was born for fun, loyal to none...or something. | |
| Locdog07 | Sheesh. | |
| *** Sentroid9x has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Locdog07 | Hi Sent | |
| * Molly frowns at the newcomer | ||
| Sentroid9x | Eek! | |
| Sentroid9x | I had lag? | |
| * Sentroid9x emerges from the soulgate leading from the 7th Dimension | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Sentroid9x | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'xpac.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * BobIshmael backs. | ||
| Locdog07 | Hi Bob | |
| BobIshmael | I feel so ashamed... | |
| DeRaptor | wb | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.... | |
| BobIshmael | I just- Thanks. | |
| Locdog07 | Shame on you! | |
| BobIshmael | I just spent the past hour watching Star Trek. | |
| BobIshmael | *so* | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOO! | |
| BobIshmael | *sob* | |
| Locdog07 | ...... | |
| BobIshmael | HELP ME! | |
| Molly | You poor, poor man. | |
| BobIshmael | Please. I beg you. | |
| Molly | You also like Pokemon, according to my files... | |
| DarkonZero | Mind wipe for Bob? | |
| * Molly stares at Bob through her spectacles | ||
| BobIshmael | I just like Pikachu. | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | And this sound... | |
| DeRaptor | Uh...Bob, why? (star trek, and pikachu both) | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | I keep hoping that Pikachu will do a guest spot on Star Trek. | |
| DarkonZero | De...nice way to scalp..... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'clues39.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob.....this Mr. DZ-bashing-stick.......how intimate are you with it? | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | I never claimed _I_ was intimate with, you feeb. | |
| BobIshmael | Way to read, old man. | |
| Sentroid9x | omega's on TV right now | |
| DarkonZero | Still....Bob.....you are implying intimacy with it..... | |
| DeRaptor | oy... | |
| DarkonZero | Though I will not be part of it. | |
| DarkonZero | And I will be glad to stay out of it. | |
| Molly | Huh | |
| Molly | This chat room is really odd. | |
| DarkonZero | And if not me.....you are left. | |
| Molly | Loc fits it like a glove. | |
| DeRaptor | You just got here, didn't you? | |
| Locdog07 | Shaddap. | |
| * Molly flicks Loc's ear | ||
| Molly | Yep. | |
| Molly | And I think some changes should be made. | |
| *** Mars changes topic to '* Molly licks Loc's ear ' | ||
| Locdog07 | DAH! | |
| * Molly stares at whoever did that | ||
| Locdog07 | That would be Bob | |
| * DeRaptor points at Bob. | ||
| DarkonZero | It was mars. | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| DarkonZero | Not Bob. | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '* Bob licks himself' | ||
| BobIshmael | What'd I do? | |
| BobIshmael | HEY! | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob would never do such a thing. | |
| Molly | Hmmph. | |
| *** Mars changes topic to '* Loc licks himself ' | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Locdog07 | Grrr | |
| DarkonZero | LOC! | |
| Molly | Heh | |
| DarkonZero | STOP IT!\ | |
| Molly | It's actually true!! | |
| * Molly laughs | ||
| Locdog07 | Shut up. | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to 'Oh what a beautiful DEATH.' | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'clues39.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero ponders many deaths in this room. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmm..... | |
| DarkonZero | Who shall be first. | |
| DarkonZero | ......? | |
| Molly | Yours, perhaps. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | No, you're not. | |
| DarkonZero | Me...... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm already dead....ass with Sent. | |
| DarkonZero | ass.. | |
| DarkonZero | I meant that. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh..... | |
| DarkonZero | What the hell.... | |
| * DarkonZero kills Bob. | ||
| DarkonZero | DIE! | |
| BobIshmael | What'd I do? | |
| DarkonZero | DIE! | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| Molly | Fun. | |
| BobIshmael | Can I give you a rain check on that death thing? | |
| DarkonZero | No... | |
| BobIshmael | In about 70 years, perhaps. | |
| DarkonZero | No... | |
| * BobIshmael looks at DZ. | ||
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, you're right. You got about 20 left, anyhow. | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Like I didn't know. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | lous ym snwo natas | |
| BobIshmael | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Uh...no, it's "Satan is your master, worship him" | |
| BobIshmael | Err.. Backwards typo. | |
| Sentroid9x | heh | |
| BobIshmael | DZ... | |
| * Molly looks at Loc | ||
| Molly | Satanist now? | |
| Molly | That's freaky. | |
| Locdog07 | Go away | |
| *** Molly has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| BobIshmael | "C'mere, DZ... *thwackthwackthwackthwackthwackthwackthwackthwack* Now... Don't you think that ATTMTN needs _ME_ as emperor or do you need to become aquainted with Mr. DZ-Bashing-Stick in a most intimate way?" | |
| BobIshmael | Notice the "you?" | |
| BobIshmael | Referring to... YOU. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...but I'm not gonna take part. | |
| DarkonZero | So...that leaves you. | |
| BobIshmael | It's not voluntary. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah it is. | |
| BobIshmael | Christ, man! You could at least TRY to keep your insults linear! | |
| Sentroid9x | Why should we care about AT&T being on a mountain? | |
| BobIshmael | ...Old man. | |
| DarkonZero | Linear.....naw....assymetrical is the way to go. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes....assymetrical. | |
| Sentroid9x | hehe, he said ass... heheh | |
| * DarkonZero is proud....of what.....he doesn't know. | ||
| *** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
| *** Locdog07 has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Locdog07[loc-dog.demon.co.uk]) | ||
| DarkonZero | DAMN THAT CREATURE FROM 20,000 FATHOMS....IT'S DESTROYING CONEY ISLAND! | |
| * BobIshmael posts to ATTMTN and ends up flogging DZ instead. | ||
| BobIshmael | That'll teach De to scalp me. | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| BobIshmael | *flogflogflogflogflogflogflogflogflogflogflogflogflog* | |
| * DarkonZero puts soap in Bob's mouth. | ||
| DarkonZero | BAD BOB! | |
| BobIshmael | I hereby order all soap to be flogg- Oh, wait. This isn't ATTMTN. Nevermind. | |
| *** kan17 has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Time to play "Kick the Kan17!" | |
| * DarkonZero kicks kan17. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hello.... | |
| DarkonZero | Do you mind me kicking you? | |
| kan17 | what? | |
| * DarkonZero kicks kan17...again. | ||
| *** kan17 has left #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Aw.... | |
| DarkonZero | no one else got a turn. | |
| Sentroid9x | yayee? | |
| Sentroid9x | I bet that's that fake omega from last night | |
| DarkonZero | Probably said that when he/she set the couch on fire. | |
| DarkonZero | YAYEE! | |
| Sentroid9x | Yayeyeye | |
| * Sentroid9x is gonna go now. c-ya | ||
| *** Sentroid9x has quit IRC (Don't forget to visit 9,1http://mstiegate.cjb.net) | ||
| DeRaptor | d'oh. | |
| * DarkonZero sees De's "D'oh!"..... | ||
| DarkonZero | Wow....speech balloon. | |
| * DeRaptor hits DZ over the head with the speech balloon. | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| DarkonZero | WHY? | |
| * DarkonZero runs off cryin'..... | ||
| * DarkonZero runs to his room and locks the door. | ||
| * DeRaptor shakes her head. | ||
| * DarkonZero comes outta his room...walks up to De...shakes her head....then goes back to his room...locking the door behind him. | ||
| DeRaptor | Hmph. | |
| DarkonZero | [From his room] Ha ha.... | |
| * BobIshmael lights DZ's door on fire. | ||
| * DarkonZero had a metal door put in. | ||
| DeRaptor | Hmmm...Robin Williams as a robot. Sheesh. | |
| DarkonZero | [From his room] I like metal....don't you? | |
| DeRaptor | <Crow> I find that insulting. No robot is that hairy! | |
| DeRaptor | What about Furbies? | |
| DeRaptor | 6* Crow sputters and angrily slinks back into his room. | |
| *** DeRaptor changes topic to '<DeRaptor> Hmmm...Robin Williams as a robot. Sheesh. <DarkonZero> I like metal....don't you?' | ||
| * DarkonZero comes outta his room....walks up to Bob and De....kicks both of them in the shins....and walks back to his room locking the door behind him. | ||
| * BobIshmael uses telekinesis to light DZ on fire. | ||
| BobIshmael | I saw it on TV once, it must be real. | |
| * DarkonZero is wearing a fireproof suit. | ||
| BobIshmael | I think it was the X-files... Though it could have been a cop show. | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe it was "M.A.N.T.I.S." | |
| * DeRaptor blows some anthrax under the door. | ||
| * DarkonZero 's room is hermetically sealed. | ||
| DarkonZero | [From his room] I was prepared. | |
| DarkonZero | [From his room] Ha ha.... | |
| * BobIshmael picks the lock to DZ's room, walks inside, and starts beating the living crap out of DZ! | ||
| BobIshmael | Prepared, indeed. | |
| * BobIshmael walks out.. | ||
| * BobIshmael catches anthrax. | ||
| * BobIshmael walks over to De. | ||
| BobIshmael | Hi. | |
| * DarkonZero turns on his repair mode. | ||
| DarkonZero | Dammit. | |
| * BobIshmael coughs on De. | ||
| * DarkonZero turns off his repair mode. | ||
| * DarkonZero leaves his room..... | ||
| * DarkonZero pummels Bob....witha bobsled. | ||
| DarkonZero | I wasn't goin' for a joke either. | |
| DarkonZero | Bobsled popped into my mind. | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his bon....er...trumpet. | ||
| * DeRaptor grins, cuz dinosaurs can't catch anthrax, so there! | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Who wants a hit off the trumpet? | |
| BobIshmael | How do you know? Maybe that's why your giant lizards went extinct! | |
| *** MSTAnon is on IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Anon....how are ya. | |
| DarkonZero | . to ? | |
| * MSTAnon read the short story "Bicentennial Man". | ||
| MSTAnon | Want me to spoil it for y'all? | |
| DeRaptor | Uh...sure. | |
| MSTAnon | Pssst... | |
| DeRaptor | Robin Williams is a robot, and stuff happens, right? | |
| * DarkonZero gets bored...breaks out WinAmp....listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Live-In Skin". | ||
| * MSTAnon is listening to Pink Floyd's "The Division Bell". | ||
| BobIshmael | That album bites, Anon. | |
| BobIshmael | Roger Waters has no part in it and, therefore, it bites. | |
| MSTAnon | Too bad for you. =P | |
| BobIshmael | Indeed. I wasted a good $12 on it. | |
| MSTAnon | BRB... | |
| BobIshmael | Indeed. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm...in caps.....must be urgent. | |
| * DarkonZero smacks himself. | ||
| DarkonZero | Stupid me. | |
| * DarkonZero smacks Bob. | ||
| DarkonZero | Stupid you. | |
| * DeRaptor runs. | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Aurora" | ||
| BobIshmael | Don't touch me, old man. | |
| DarkonZero | Then don't flog me.....idiot. | |
| BobIshmael | Why haven't you been euthanized yet? | |
| * DarkonZero turns and comes back down..... | ||
| DarkonZero | This song is sorta depressing....but beautiful. | |
| * BobIshmael runs off: TV. | ||
| * BobIshmael snickers. | ||
| BobIshmael | What a wuss. | |
| DarkonZero | I actually like the song.... | |
| * DarkonZero sings... | ||
| DarkonZero | Hell yeah...I remember aurora! | |
| DeRaptor | AAAAAAAAAAUUUGH! AN ANIMATED CONDOM FROM CHINA! | |
| DarkonZero | WHAT!?!? | |
| * DarkonZero runs away. | ||
| DeRaptor | Stupid Daily Show...disturbing me like that. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT DE! | |
| * DeRaptor rotfl. | ||
| DarkonZero | Thanks.....I think I left a load in my chair. | |
| DeRaptor | It was their "moment of zen" | |
| DarkonZero | STIIL! | |
| DarkonZero | STILL EVEN! | |
| DarkonZero | You just don't come in here and say, "AAAAAAAAAAUUUGH! AN ANIMATED CONDOM FROM CHINA!" | |
| DarkonZero | And not expect anything. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn.... | |
| MSTAnon | Back. | |
| DarkonZero | I almost died. | |
| MSTAnon | Animated condoms. It's fun for a boy and a girl! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Breakout" | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to the song...and is reminded of high school. | ||
| DarkonZero | Well.... | |
| DarkonZero | The animated condom scare is over. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Generator" | ||
| DeRaptor | It was still scary. | |
| * DarkonZero comforts De with a swift kick in the ass. | ||
| DarkonZero | That's for scaring me. | |
| * DarkonZero runs.... | ||
| * DeRaptor anvils DZ. | ||
| DarkonZero | *CLANG* | |
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| * DarkonZero gives the anvil back to De the same way. | ||
| DarkonZero | Here ya go. | |
| * DeRaptor runs. | ||
| * DarkonZero tackles De.... | ||
| DarkonZero | HA! | |
| * DarkonZero gets out a....uh.....nothing..yeah....nothing. | ||
| * DeRaptor rips DZ's guts out and stuff. | ||
| DarkonZero | Damn..... | |
| DarkonZero | Disemboweled again. | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks De! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Gimme Stitches" | ||
| MSTAnon | DisemBOWEL... No, no. Don't like that BOWEL in there. | |
| * DarkonZero gathers up his guts...and slips around. | ||
| DarkonZero | WHOOA! | |
| * DarkonZero slips into a wall. | ||
| * DeRaptor listens to an MP3 of Goldfinger's "Rio" just because Santa was singing it on South Park. | ||
| * DeRaptor looks at the DarkonZero-shaped hole in the wall. | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Headwires" | ||
| * DarkonZero sings.... | ||
| * MSTAnon listens to nothing since "The Division Bell" finished playing. | ||
| DarkonZero | Better than a bullet being fired...tangled in your headwires.... | |
| DarkonZero | This song is sorta trippy. | |
| * DarkonZero burps.... | ||
| * DeRaptor grumbles since FOX is putting Futurama on hiatus in January... | ||
| DeRaptor | Bet Groening ain't none too happy neither. | |
| * DarkonZero manages to get his guts back in place. | ||
| MSTAnon | Eww! | |
| DarkonZero | Groening is not gonna like it at all. | |
| DeRaptor | Stupid Herzog. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Aurora"...again. | ||
| * DarkonZero hugs De's tail. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hello tail. | |
| * DarkonZero gets a good grip..... | ||
| DarkonZero | Tee hee. | |
| * DeRaptor bangs her tail against the floor, with DZ on it. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ow...wee | |
| DarkonZero | Ow...wee | |
| DarkonZero | Ow...wee | |
| DarkonZero | Ow...wee | |
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| DarkonZero | AGAIN! | |
| * DarkonZero is still on De's tail. | ||
| DarkonZero | It's a nice tail. | |
| * DeRaptor listens to the Mailbox cover of the Red Dwarf theme. | ||
| * DeRaptor shoves her tail in the freezer. | ||
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| DarkonZero | THE FREEZER! | |
| * DeRaptor hopes Anon doesn't make any stupid "getting some tail" jokes. | ||
| DarkonZero | He will. | |
| DarkonZero | It's Anon's way. | |
| * DeRaptor waits 'till Darkon is frozen, then chips him off. | ||
| DarkonZero | Chipped Darkon? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| * DarkonZero lets De's tail go... | ||
| * DarkonZero frowns. | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh well... | |
| DarkonZero | *sniff* | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "M.I.A." | ||
| DarkonZero | It was fun while it lasted. | |
| MSTAnon | My butt itches. | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks for that bit of info Anon. | |
| MSTAnon | No problem. | |
| DarkonZero | We really needed it. | |
| MSTAnon | Oh, cool... http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=209586935 | |
| DeRaptor | Now we're all going to close our eyes and imagine you scratching your butt, and your relief as the itch vanishes. | |
| MSTAnon | Ah... | |
| DarkonZero | You relieved yet? | |
| MSTAnon | That reminds me. Gotta pee. | |
| MSTAnon | BRB. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Fear Factory's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars"4,1 | ||
| DeRaptor | Oh, you like looking at naked women covered in paint? I should have figured, Anon. | |
| DarkonZero | That's our Anon....the sick bastard. | |
| MSTAnon | Ah, that's better. | |
| MSTAnon | Hehe. | |
| DarkonZero | Did you shake? | |
| MSTAnon | No, I flushed. | |
| * DarkonZero notices a wet spot forming on Anon's pants. | ||
| DarkonZero | HAHA! | |
| MSTAnon | No, I have not lost control of my bladder. | |
| DarkonZero | You shoulda shaked. | |
| MSTAnon | Oh, right. Heh. | |
| * DeRaptor doesn't want to know. | ||
| MSTAnon | I was gonna say, I'd have to wash my hands before shaking *hands*. | |
| DarkonZero | It's a guy thing De. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars"4,1 | ||
| MSTAnon | In cars... | |
| MSTAnon | Here in my car, I am here in my car... | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| MSTAnon | If you need someone else to rock your car, you're doing it wrong... | |
| DeRaptor | I can imagine. | |
| DeRaptor | I just don't want to think about it. | |
| MSTAnon | When the car's a rockin', don't come a knockin'! | |
| * DarkonZero wipes De's mind...so she doesn't havtea thinnk about it. | ||
| DeRaptor | Ow! Hey, leave my mind alone... | |
| MSTAnon | Too much rubbing already. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...sorry, | |
| * DeRaptor grumbles. | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Engineers"4,1 | ||
| * DeRaptor has the pre-viral-infection aches...stupid viruses and stuff. | ||
| DarkonZero | Yeah...I hear ya. | |
| * DeRaptor remembers the animated condom standing up to the Aids virus and its kin and shudders. | ||
| * DarkonZero dies. | ||
| * DarkonZero is revived. | ||
| * DeRaptor laughs at Darkon's dying. | ||
| DarkonZero | HAH! | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't die! | |
| DarkonZero | ACTING! | |
| DeRaptor | hmph. | |
| DarkonZero | Look who's laughing now! | |
| DarkonZero | HAH! | |
| * DarkonZero runs.... | ||
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| * DarkonZero stops running. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| MSTAnon | ANIMATED CONDOMS, HUH?! | |
| DarkonZero | c2.... | |
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| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| MSTAnon | LOL! | |
| MSTAnon | Think I scared 'im off? | |
| * DarkonZero faces De. | ||
| DeRaptor | I think you killed his client. | |
| DarkonZero | Hello. | |
| * DeRaptor snarls at DZ. | ||
| MSTAnon | Hehe. | |
| * DeRaptor bears her teeth and drools a little. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hehe...drool. | |
| MSTAnon | Bare teeth, huh? | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"M.E."4,1 | ||
| * DarkonZero keeps eye to eye with De. | ||
| DarkonZero | Heelo. | |
| * DeRaptor snaps menacingly. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| * DarkonZero grabs De's snout. | ||
| DarkonZero | I am a stupid one..... | |
| * DeRaptor rips DZ's chest open. | ||
| DarkonZero | Damn..... | |
| DarkonZero | My lung.... | |
| * DarkonZero puts his chest back where it should be. | ||
| * DarkonZero keeps eye to eye with De still. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"I'm An Agent"4,1 | ||
| * DarkonZero gets bored of De and head up into the rafters. | ||
| * DeRaptor turns around and walks away. | ||
| * MSTAnon farts. | ||
| * DeRaptor plugs Anon's butt with a newspaper. | ||
| MSTAnon | LOL! | |
| MSTAnon | Hey, I like Fox Trot! | |
| DarkonZero | Anon likes to do the Fox Trot. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| MSTAnon | No, not like that. | |
| MSTAnon | The comic. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| DarkonZero | That's what my desktop theme is. | |
| * DeRaptor misses Calvin and Hobbes. | ||
| * DarkonZero ponders buying more Garfield books...... | ||
| MSTAnon | Garfield books are okay, but they're done far too quickly. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Matthew Sweet's "Girlfriend" | ||
| DarkonZero | I like Garfield since I was a kid.....evne named my one time cat Garfield. | |
| * DeRaptor finishes her juvenile Allosaurus portrait. | ||
| * DarkonZero finishes drawing.....blood. | ||
| DeRaptor | DZ, that's your blood. And it's real. | |
| DarkonZero | I know.... | |
| DarkonZero | Thank you Capt. Obvious! | |
| DeRaptor | So...who wants my Allosaur? | |
| DarkonZero | I guess I'll take it....I have most of your works anyway. | |
| * DeRaptor kicks Bob. | ||
| DeRaptor | Stop being dead! | |
| DarkonZero | Bob's watchin' TV. | |
| DeRaptor | Stupid Bob. | |
| DeRaptor | We're much more entertaining. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Matthew Sweet's "Millenium Blues" | ||
| DarkonZero | Are we? | |
| DarkonZero | I guess we are. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if the dialer program that comes with windows can work just like a regular telephone... | ||
| DarkonZero | What proggie? | |
| DeRaptor | uh...it's just dialer.exe, I think. | |
| DarkonZero | me and a friend used hyperterminal to make prank calls to another friend. | |
| DarkonZero | Dialer....hmmm.... | |
| DarkonZero | Give it a go.... | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1The Chemical Brothers'14,16,0:6,04,1"Let Forever Be"4,1 | ||
| * DarkonZero kicks everyone....and himself. | ||
| MSTAnon | Okay, buh-bye. | |
| *** MSTAnon has left IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon has quit IRC (Be sure to join MSTies Anonymous at... http://www.msties.com/) | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of They Might Be Giants' "AKA Driver" | ||
| DeRaptor | geez. | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| DeRaptor | stupid anon. | |
| DeRaptor | and extra-stupid bob. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| DarkonZero | uh.... | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of They Might Be Giants' "Sleeping In The Flowers" | ||
| * DarkonZero yawns.... | ||
| * DarkonZero ponders playing Quake 3 Arena..... | ||
| DarkonZero | Senseless violence....or here. | |
| DarkonZero | Senseless violence....or here. | |
| DarkonZero | Here... | |
| DeRaptor | senseless violence is more fun... | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...then it gets boring. | |
| DarkonZero | But then.... | |
| * DarkonZero looks around. | ||
| DarkonZero | Eh.... | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
| DarkonZero | DZ BONK! | |
| * DarkonZero hits DeRaptor with his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
| DarkonZero | There....the best of both worlds. | |
| * DeRaptor throws DZ in the pool. | ||
| DarkonZero | AAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! | |
| DarkonZero | *SPLASH* | |
| * DarkonZero climbs outta the pool. | ||
| * DarkonZero walks up behind De and kicks her. | ||
| DarkonZero | Sorry.... | |
| * DeRaptor twists DZ's head off. | ||
| DarkonZero | Geez.... | |
| DarkonZero | I get the worst of it. | |
| * DarkonZero picks his head up and puts it back on. | ||
| * BobIshmael wonders why all the GOOD television shows come on around midnight. | ||
| DarkonZero | Because....that's networks for ya. | |
| BobIshmael | PI and Conan. | |
| BobIshmael | Everything else... Crap. | |
| BobIshmael | Except for the obvious. | |
| * BobIshmael decides to replace his "Web Design" site with a "Rant and Rave" site. | ||
| DarkonZero | Your choice man.... | |
| BobIshmael | It'd contain many of my serious manical ravings. Anyhow... PI's probably back on. | |
| BobIshmael | RUN AWAY! | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| * DarkonZero : 6,1 gettin' a drink 6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| DeRaptor | 'snice. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...yeah. | |
| BobIshmael | Bill Mahr just said that Java was the language you use to create webpages. | |
| BobIshmael | What a big, dumb moron. | |
| DarkonZero | HAHAHA! | |
| DarkonZero | That's why I don't watch. | |
| BobIshmael | So the guy doesn't know computers.. Is that so wrong? It's a damn good show. | |
| DarkonZero | I hate that show.... | |
| BobIshmael | What? | |
| DarkonZero | Too much bickering.... | |
| BobIshmael | Are one of those stupid people? | |
| BobIshmael | +you | |
| * DarkonZero then thinks of the Sent TS thing. | ||
| DarkonZero | Yes... | |
| BobIshmael | The only peope I've met who've watched PI and don't like are stupid... | |
| DarkonZero | I am one of the stupid folk.....what of it? | |
| BobIshmael | Well, I consider them stupid... | |
| BobIshmael | But that's only because they are. | |
| DeRaptor | Huh. Same goes for MST. | |
| BobIshmael | IMO, PI is right behind MST. | |
| BobIshmael | Anyhow- RUN AWAY! | |
| DeRaptor | ehhhhhhokay then. | |
| DeRaptor | Stupid Bob. | |
| DarkonZero | That's our Bob.....the idiot. | |
| * DarkonZero ponders on shrinking Bob and putting him into a Downy Ball and then putting him in the washer. | ||
| * DeRaptor would pay to see that. | ||
| DarkonZero | I should actually start drawing stuff again....and that'll be the first thing to start with. | |
| DeRaptor | you should. | |
| DarkonZero | I would like to animate it....makes it more "real". | |
| DeRaptor | heheh. | |
| DeRaptor | get flash or something. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...I'm gonna D/L the demo of Flash 4. | |
| * DarkonZero wishes that free animation proggie program he found was made to use Intel processors. | ||
| DeRaptor | can the thing you have do vector animation? | |
| DarkonZero | Which thing? | |
| DarkonZero | Animation shop? | |
| DeRaptor | the...free animation proggie. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh..that was a 2d cel animation proggie........and I couldn't get it cause it can only be used on computers with the Alpha processor. | |
| DeRaptor | ohhhhh | |
| DeRaptor | Why the hell would they make it for something hardly anybody has? | |
| * DarkonZero wishes he could afford the Video Lunchbox from Animation Toolworks. | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh.....it's mainly meant for the industry. | |
| DeRaptor | ah | |
| DarkonZero | Most of these proggie are meant for the industry....or education. | |
| DarkonZero | Education for the industry.... | |
| DarkonZero | This Video Lunchbox is the coolest thing I've ever saw. | |
| DeRaptor | how much? | |
| DarkonZero | 3 price ranges.... | |
| DarkonZero | 256 frame...$2,495 | |
| DeRaptor | ow | |
| DarkonZero | 512...$3,395 | |
| DarkonZero | 1024....$4,195 | |
| DeRaptor | yeeeeikes | |
| DarkonZero | It can be used for both Stop motion and cell animation. | |
| DeRaptor | cool | |
| * DarkonZero is gonna start playing the slots.... | ||
| DeRaptor | heh | |
| DarkonZero | Come'on 7! | |
| * DarkonZero damns his runny nose. | ||
| DarkonZero | I wish I weren't sick. | |
| * DeRaptor wishes she didn't have the shakes so bad. | ||
| DeRaptor | Stupid incipient virus. | |
| DarkonZero | Yikes.... | |
| DarkonZero | I hope ya get better. | |
| DarkonZero | i just got a bad cold. | |
| DeRaptor | that would b-b-b-e n-n-nice. | |
| DarkonZero | Heh.... | |
| DeRaptor | colds...ugh...I hate when your nose runs, and you cough and you make your throat sorer than it already was... | |
| DarkonZero | Try singing when you have a cold.... | |
| DarkonZero | I sound better. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait. | |
| BobIshmael | ABE VIGODA! | |
| DeRaptor | Plus I get asthma whenever I get a virus...which of course adds to the stupid coughing. | |
| DeRaptor | heheheh. | |
| DarkonZero | Asthma.... | |
| DarkonZero | I had a asthma attack once. | |
| BobIshmael | Awww. Does poor widdle DZ have a cold? | |
| DeRaptor | well...my mp3's done...I think I'm gonna shuffle off now... | |
| BobIshmael | Adidas, De. | |
| DeRaptor | bya. | |
| DarkonZero | Good night De. | |
| * DeRaptor Leaps through a run in the pantyhose of the space-time continuum... | ||
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| BobIshmael | RUN AWAY! | |
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob...I may be widdle....but I'm not poor. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| * DarkonZero waits for Bob's return...so he can kill Bob. | ||
| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
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| superspy | DZ! | |
| superspy | BOB! | |
| superspy | MARS! | |
| DarkonZero | SPY! | |
| DarkonZero | HEY! | |
| * superspy pokes bob | ||
| * superspy nudges bob | ||
| * superspy stabs bob | ||
| * DarkonZero is waiting to kill Bob. | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob is watching TV...go fig. | |
| DarkonZero | So...right now I'm d/lin' Flash 4. | |
| DarkonZero | A demo.... | |
| superspy | cool | |
| DarkonZero | I might get Director 7.... | |
| DarkonZero | Damn Macromedia proggie are expensive. | |
| DarkonZero | but good. | |
| superspy | uh huh | |
| superspy | http://www.ask.com/main/FinalAnswer.asp?qCategory=LAFF&Link=http%3A%2F%2Fmembers%2Etripod%2Ecom%2F%7EEvilMonkey%2Feviljeeves%2F&Title=Evil+Jeeves%21&Answers=1&ajparam_fillers=&ajparam_qid=1619&site_name=Jeeves&scope=web&ask=Does+Jeeves+have+an+evil+twin%3F&origin=0 | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
| superspy | click it | |
| DarkonZero | just did.... | |
| * DarkonZero is frightened. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | IT'S EVIL! | |
| DarkonZero | EVIL I TELL YOU! | |
| * DarkonZero just "Asked Jeeves", "What the hell is this?" | ||
| superspy | ask evil jeeves "will you suck me?" | |
| superspy | and follow through | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
| DarkonZero | Change suck to ....uh....you know...starts with an F | |
| DarkonZero | You get a whole different arena! | |
| superspy | no you don't | |
| superspy | it still takes you to the mickey d's simulator | |
| DarkonZero | I asked 'Will you *uck me?" and it said something about naked Spice Girl pics. | |
| superspy | oh | |
| superspy | click on the "take a shower" option | |
| DarkonZero | I seen this on "Internet Tonight".... | |
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| * BobIshmael returns. | ||
| BobIshmael | Does anyone know what the hell this is on AMC? | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| BobIshmael | I've been watching it for the past hour or so. | |
| DarkonZero | What's it showing? | |
| superspy | http://www.tvguide.com | |
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| BobIshmael | Oh... Some movie. | |
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| BobIshmael | Probably some American classic. | |
| BobIshmael | Hence the name. | |
| BobIshmael | Seriously, though... | |
| BobIshmael | (Take my wife.) | |
| BobIshmael | It's about some guy who looks like Luke Perry and wears jeans two sizes too small.. | |
| BobIshmael | It's set in the 50s... | |
| BobIshmael | Blah blah blah... | |
| * superspy raises his hand | ||
| BobIshmael | Yes? | |
| superspy | is it james dean? | |
| BobIshmael | Yes... Probably. | |
| BobIshmael | In the movie, he played chicken with some guy named "Buzz" and I know what you're thinking... Astronaut. | |
| superspy | well, no | |
| BobIshmael | He wasn't an astronaut, though. He was a greaser. | |
| superspy | but if you insist | |
| BobIshmael | Anyhow... The greaser drove off the cliff and small-jeans boy didn't. | |
| DarkonZero | Rebel Without A Cause..... | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe. Did Rw/oC have some geeky kid named Plato in it? | |
| superspy | is Dennis Hopper in it? | |
| BobIshmael | And small-jeans boy had a father who couldn't decide on anything and a bitch of a mother. | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno.....I never watched the movie. | |
| * BobIshmael shrugs... | ||
| BobIshmael | Maybe I younger Dennis Hopper.. I didn't notice anyone looking Hopper-ish, though. | |
| BobIshmael | I to a. | |
| superspy | well, obviously it would be a younger dennis hopper, doc brown. | |
| BobIshmael | I can't argue with your logic, Mr. Spock. | |
| superspy | if the copyright date at the end is 1955, it's Rebel | |
| BobIshmael | Err.. It's still on. | |
| BobIshmael | I gave up on watching seeing as how I have to get up at 11am tomorrow. | |
| BobIshmael | Which is waaaay too early for me. | |
| superspy | according to tv guide, it ends at 5:30 | |
| superspy | est, that is | |
| BobIshmael | What is it, though? | |
| superspy | hmmm | |
| superspy | whaddya know | |
| superspy | "rebel without a cause" | |
| BobIshmael | Nothing. | |
| BobIshmael | It was a decent movie, too. I always thought Rw/oC would suck hosewater. | |
| BobIshmael | How does it end? | |
| superspy | I don't know, I've never seen it. | |
| BobIshmael | Could you look up a synopsis of the movie? | |
| BobIshmael | That way I don't have to go back into the living room. | |
| superspy | I would, but I'm busy | |
| superspy | ask DZ | |
| BobIshmael | DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | Short. | |
| BobIshmael | Short? | |
| DarkonZero | guy is rebel.... | |
| DarkonZero | Rebel falls for girl... | |
| BobIshmael | He was hardly a rebel. | |
| DarkonZero | girl has boyfriend | |
| DarkonZero | he plays chicken... | |
| BobIshmael | He seemed to fall under the category of artsy wuss. | |
| DarkonZero | other guy dies... | |
| DarkonZero | The end. | |
| DarkonZero | I gotta go.....later. | |
| BobIshmael | What happens after that. | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| BobIshmael | NO! | |
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