#Deep13_991127.log

Session Start: Sat Nov 27 02:06:00 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Manos vs. Manos' Eye: Tonight in #Deep13... Tomorrow, Bob vs. a bottle of "Krazy Glue." '
*** Set by Mars on Fri Nov 26 22:26:44
BobIshmaelMaybe DZ has a suggestion.
DarkonZeroI'd like to see that.
DarkonZeroMe....suggestion....never.
DarkonZeroI make bad suggestions....
DarkonZeroAnd you know that.
* BobIshmael will BRB: Foraging.
* DeRaptor waits for it.
* DarkonZero thinks about what De is waiting for....snickers....ands shuts up.
* DeRaptor waits for snickers.
DarkonZeroSorry....I only got Milky Ways......
DeRaptordamn.
* DeRaptor looks at the time.
* DeRaptor ponders sleep.
DarkonZeroYou should....it's late.
DeRaptorWe're pondering making alt.mstie-militia, DZ.
DarkonZeroOh....
DarkonZeroSounds good to me.
DeRaptorI'm gonna write the manife-...er, FAQ tomorrow.
DarkonZeroManifesto sounds good.
* DeRaptor laughs at the charicature of Mike in TV Guide again.
* DeRaptor reads attmtn and laughs that Manos is a Beverly Hill...billy...thing...well, he lives in Beverly Hills.
* BobIshmael returns with chili.
BobIshmaelChili is good tomorrow.
BobIshmaelWanna hear a really funny joke?
DarkonZeroSure....shoot.
DeRaptoryeah...but then I'm going to bed.
BobIshmaelWhat did the mexican food chef say when he was asked the weather? Stop me if you've heard this...
* DeRaptor 's needs...sleep.
DarkonZeroOk...what did he say?
DeRaptorhaven't...continue with lameness.
BobIshmael"Partly cloudly, with a 25% chance of rain."
DarkonZero......
* DeRaptor remembers her lame joke about the rooster and the sex change.
DarkonZero......
* DeRaptor fwaps Bob with the rooster.
DeRaptorWhat did the rooster say when his mom complained about his sex change?
BobIshmaelThe actual punchline was "Chili today, hot tamle", DZ. You seemed confused.
BobIshmael"Partly cloudly, with a 25% chance of rain."
DarkonZero.......
BobIshmaeltamale, even.
DeRaptor"Geez, mom, I'm not a chick anymore!"
DeRaptorHA HA HA HA HA!
BobIshmael"Partly cloudly, with a 25% chance of rain."
DarkonZero.......
* DeRaptor blinks.
DarkonZeroHere's on....
DarkonZeroone even.
DarkonZeroWhat do you call a constipated German?
BobIshmaelJuan Evan.
DarkonZeroYes Bob.....
DarkonZeroYou ruined it....
BobIshmael"Partly cloudly, with a 25% chance of rain."
DarkonZeroSHEESH!
DeRaptorSAY IT, DZ!
BobIshmaelChili today, hot tamale?
DeRaptorNOT YOU!
DarkonZeroNevermind...it's too dumb.
* DeRaptor fwaps Bob with the rooster again.
BobIshmaelROOSTER!
BobIshmaelDuck! Where? Chicken! AHHHHHHH!
DeRaptorSAY IT, DARKON!
BobIshmaelSorry, old inside joke.
DeRaptorI WANT SLEEP!
DarkonZeroOk.....farfrompooin'......
DeRaptord'oh...
DarkonZeroI told ya.
BobIshmaelI thought you were gonna say "GeSTOP-POO."
* BobIshmael shrugs.
BobIshmaelNeither are funny.
BobIshmael"Partly cloudly, with a 25% chance of rain."
DarkonZeroTrue....
DeRaptorThat would be a constipated italian, i thought...
* DarkonZero hits BobIshmael. with his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
DeRaptorAAAAAAAH!!!
* DeRaptor dives out the door, seeking slumber.
*** DeRaptor has left IRC
*** DeRaptor has quit IRC (I could never sleep my way to the top, cuz my alarm clock always wakes me right up...)
*** Mars changes topic to 'Partly cloudly, with a 25% chance of rain. '
DarkonZeroWell....it's time to kill you Bob.
* DarkonZero kills Bob.
BobIshmaelSo... DZ, how goes... Oh. Rats.
BobIshmaelFoiled again.
DarkonZeroHow goes the rats?
BobIshmaelYes.
DarkonZeroThey're fine.
BobIshmaelThat's nice to know.
BobIshmaelSo, how's your outlook for the Con so far? Can you make it or what? SPEAK UP, MAN!
DarkonZeroIt's still up in the air......
BobIshmaelYes or no.
DarkonZeroBut it looks like I'm gonna go anyway...no matter what.
DarkonZeroI do want to go...and I'm going.
* DarkonZero kicks Bob in THE CON!
BobIshmael23 of existence and THAT'S the best you could come up with?
BobIshmael23 years of existence and THAT'S the best you could come up with?
DarkonZeroYeah...what of it?
* BobIshmael gets his toy dart gun he bought two weeks ago and goes to find the cat: BRB
BobIshmaelI'm gonna nail that animal good.
DarkonZeroHehe....darts and cats go well together.
* DarkonZero goes to get his Koosh Vortex gun and find his dad......
BobIshmaelHe's going to beat you senseless.
BobIshmaelAnd I couldn't find the cat.
DarkonZeroI shot my dad with that gun before.
BobIshmaelDoes he hate you?
DarkonZeroNaw....
BobIshmaelOh.. Well, did he beat you senseless?
DarkonZeroHe thinks I'm a idiot though.
DarkonZeroHe only beat me senseless when I beat up my little brother.
DarkonZeroAll we do now is make fun of each other.
BobIshmaelMental and physical abuse, you say?
BobIshmaelI suppose that would explain your present mental state.
DarkonZeroSorta.....that what make the DarkonZero you are speaking to now.
BobIshmaelSo... Ever play the Don't Horrible Burn Yourself Game?
BobIshmaelOr the Try Not To Burn Yourself Game?
DarkonZeroNope....
DarkonZeroI play "Try not to kill the person that pisses you off the most" game.
BobIshmaelSoak a tennis ball in gas and light it on fire. See how many you can bounce it without burning your hand or you property.
BobIshmaelyour.
BobIshmaelGet a few friends and make it a party.
BobIshmaelYou lose point if you get a blister or if you burn your house down.
* DarkonZero ponders that.....
BobIshmaelYou get extra points if you singe facial hair or burn someone else house.
DarkonZeroI'll do that sometime.
BobIshmaelSeriously, it's good wholesome fun.
* BobIshmael looks at the blister on his middles finger.
* DarkonZero wonders why the hell Gumby is on the Sci-fi channel now.....
BobIshmaelI lost a point for that one.
* BobIshmael shrugs.
DarkonZeroI guess Sci-fi ran outta shows.
DarkonZeroSo they show Gumby.
BobIshmaelMorons.
BobIshmaelDZ, go outside right now and play the Try Not To Burn Yourself Game by yourself.
DarkonZeroUh....no.....it's late.
BobIshmaelIt's better with company, but it can also be a solo game... That's the genius of it.
BobIshmaelVery observant.
BobIshmaelHey, Las Vegas is in Arizona, right?
DarkonZeroAnd I gotta work later.
DarkonZeroVegas is in Nevada.
DarkonZeroThere is another one in New Mexico.
BobIshmaelRight. So, in Arizona, you guys don't change your clocks for Daylight Savings Time, right.
DarkonZeroI dunno.......I don't live in Arizona.
BobIshmaelIs that a yes?
* BobIshmael ponders sleep.
DarkonZeroNo...
BobIshmaelNo, yes?
DarkonZeroYOu should sleep....
DarkonZeroIt's late.
BobIshmaelIt is, at that.
DarkonZeroIt's very late.....in the morning.,
BobIshmaelI suppose I need to get up tomorrow and go play the Try Not To Burn Yourself game.
BobIshmaelWhich is MUCH more fun than the Don't Try Not To Burn Yourself Game.
DarkonZeroWell....s this "G'nite for Bob"?
BobIshmaelYes.
BobIshmaelRUN AWAY!
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*** BobIshmael has quit IRC ("Yeah. If I drank less coffee, I probably would be more emotionally stable" --TMCM)
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Nov 27 02:51:19 1999
Session Start: Sat Nov 27 18:01:11 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'SNL Quote of the Week: "First rule of Fight Club. Don't tell anyone about Fight Club.... or is it tell everyone? I haven't seen the movie yet." Jennifer Aniston'
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Sat Nov 27 14:21:51
Cal-CroweDZ!
DarkonZeroWEE!
Greidanushi, Sent
DarkonZeroCC!
Franklin'lo
* Cal-Crowe eyes Franklin
GreidanusDZ!!!
DarkonZeroGREID!
*** Sentroid91 is on IRC
*** Franklin is now known as Sentroid91
Sentroid91DZ!
Sentroid91:PP
DarkonZeroSENT!
* Greidanus hugs DZ for a change
DarkonZeroHow odd....
* DarkonZero hugs Greid.
Sentroid91very
Greidanusim happy today
Greidanus:)
DarkonZeroI'm just happy to be outta work for today.
Cal-Croweheh
Greidanusah yes, we all love to sit back on our asses and relax
DarkonZeroI'm happy....Greid is happy......what fun!?!?
Greidanusyay!! but im still in the playful mood...
* Greidanus runs DarkonZero over with her golf cart
DarkonZeroOW!
Cal-Croweheh
* DarkonZero runs over Gried with his big wheel.
Greidanusthe only reason im happy today, probably is the Chumbawamba CD im listening to
Cal-Crowewhooo
* Cal-Crowe gets down
Greidanushehe
* Cal-Crowe gets up again
* Greidanus dumps a bucket of water over DarkonZero 's head
DarkonZeroDAH!
Greidanushehe
DarkonZeroIT'S COLD!
* DarkonZero wonders if he should stop watching Wayne's World 2......
Cal-Crowestop..
DarkonZeroOk.
* DarkonZero stops watching...
Greidanusooh, the Harry Roberts chant!!!
* Greidanus grooves
Cal-Crowesanity is a gift
* DarkonZero breaks out WinAmp.
Greidanusyes, a very good and useful gift
Cal-CroweGried, do you suffer from long term memory loss?
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Breakout"
GreidanusYES I DO!
Cal-Crowedo you remember
Greidanusim listening to their older CD, Shhh!
* DarkonZero suffers from brain loss.
DarkonZeroI have no brain.
Greidanusthe older CD, i think is much better.
Cal-Croweok...got my video ready....now for PC stuff
Greidanushehe
Cal-CroweI'll BRB
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*** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (Parting is such sweet sorrow. got mst3k?)
Greidanusok
Greidanushes recording Like a Surgeon for me off of his concert tapes
DarkonZeroAh....
* DarkonZero burps....
Greidanusi think that if more MiSTies listened to Chumbawamba, they would like them.
Greidanustheir music is very sarcastic, and makes fun of lots of social aspects
DarkonZeroI thought the one song was overplayed.
Greidanusyeah, really was. i cant stand to listen to it once anymore!!!
Sentroid91How'd that song go again?
Sentroid91I want some booze. Let me drink it up?
DarkonZeroSent.....NO!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "M.I.A."
GreidanusIget knocked down, but i get up again, you're never gonna keep me down (3x) pissing the night away (2x) He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink.
DarkonZero.....
* Sentroid91 feels the urge to FUNNT! Kick.
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Greidanushe sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times...
Sentroid91GAH!
*** Greidanus was kicked by Sentroid91 (12Happy «83»th FUNNT!!!! Kick everyone!)
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Greidanusoh, um, hi newbie meat
Sentroid91Lager?
Greidanusdamn you, Sent!
Greidanusbeer
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DarkonZeroZOOOOOOOM!
Sentroid91go ahead. zoom if it makes you feel better.... d'oh
Greidanushehe
* DarkonZero feels like changing his nick to "CptZoom" and zoom all the rooms.
Sentroid91MrZoom
Greidanusheh
DarkonZeroCptZoom.....MrZoom sounds too much like Mr. Bean.
Greidanusyeah... ugh
Greidanusi like the CaptZoom
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Sentroid91"The name is Zoom... Mr. Zoom!"
DarkonZeroThe thing is.......I too lazy.
Greidanushehe
Cal-CroweI got Like a Surgeon ready!
Greidanusyay!! tanks
* Cal-Crowe pelts Greid with Like a Surgeon
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Aurora"
GreidanusLike a surgeon... on the very first night...
Sentroid911,9[S9-MS]9,1 -lonely_swedish- 1,9 2.68 mb
[Sentroid91:#Deep13 S9-MS] - lonely_swedish.mp3 - [2.68 mb
Sentroid91WHOO!
DarkonZeroSent....NO!
Greidanusmy bum is all alone...
Sentroid91I saw the video last night
Greidanuswoohoo
* DarkonZero ponders on deleting the "Bum Bum Song".
Greidanusno, give it to me!
DarkonZeroOk.....
Sentroid91<Tom Green> Wait... the loon is fake!
Greidanusheh
* Pump DCC up to 999999999 bytes
GreidanusFive fingers holding four wise angels; little heads float by clouds of goodness. they're playing voodoo with their kylie dolls -- sing it right or dont sing it at all...
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Fear Factory's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars"4,1
Sentroid91My Bum is on the... : Do you have pictures of yourself rubbing your
Sentroid91     bum bum against things ? We'd love to see those shots, and post
Sentroid91     the best ones here on tomgreen.com . Click here for more details.
Greidanusin cars...
Greidanuswoohoo
Sentroid91hmm.... think
DarkonZeroHere in my car I feel safest of all!
Sentroid91Putting your bum on a donkey
Sentroid91ah.. even better
Sentroid91Putting your bum on a donkey with Lodo's head on it
Greidanusputting your bum on the German
Sentroid91Putting your bum on the alien
DarkonZeroMy bun is on ebola.....my bum is on ebola.
Sentroid91Come to Bunker 82.... they have doctors!!!! They can save you!!!!!!
Greidanushehe
Greidanushmm...
Sentroid91HA!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Me! I Disconnect From You (LIVE)"4,1
Sentroid91They've got an Anti-Humplik site
Sentroid91http://start.at/humplik
DarkonZeroThe alarm rang for days......you can tell by conversations.
Sentroid91Lodo's off SciFi
Sentroid91no telling if he's gone now
DarkonZeroGreid...you want the MP3 again....or no?
Greidanusnah
DarkonZeroOk....
DarkonZeroJust checkin'.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of MST3K's "Joel Theme a.k.a. Joel Era Theme".
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Orgy's14,16,0:6,04,1"Stitches"4,1
Sentroid91eee!
DarkonZeroeee?
Greidanuseee!?
* Sentroid91 just found something very, very, VERY! evil... muhahahaha!
Greidanusooh, like what?
Sentroid91Like the Bum Bum Song in wav format
Greidanusis evil... sorta
DarkonZeroSent can find evil in a can of peas......
Greidanuslol
Cal-CroweI can find evil in my can
DarkonZero......
DarkonZeroCC!
Cal-CroweDZ!
Sentroid91PP!
GreidanusCal...
Cal-CroweI don't want your bumbum.wav
* Greidanus smacks Cal-Crowe upside the head
Cal-Croweow!
Sentroid91oh... okay...
Sentroid91you want a new clues.wav then?
Cal-Crowesure
Greidanusi have it
Sentroid91only if you take bumbum. :P
Greidanus42, right?
Sentroid91yep
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1The Chemical Brothers'14,16,0:6,04,1"Let Forever Be"4,1
Cal-CroweIs there any cheaper vodka than popha's
Greidanusi dont know, im not into alcohol or prices of it, for that matter
Sentroid91Tom Green Ate My Balls
Sentroid91  Webmaster: Prose - My Basement
Sentroid91  http://members.xoom.com/_XOOM/tomgreen88/index.htm
* DarkonZero goes to d/l more Computer Stew eps.
Sentroid91There's one Lodo can have
Sentroid91Tom Green Ate My Balls
Sentroid91<Lodovik> If I had any
DarkonZeroI don't want to know Lodo's eating habits.
Sentroid91ah
Sentroid91good thinking, DZ
Sentroid91he probably did eat his own balls
Greidanushmm...
DarkonZeroLodo is a real joy to be with. (Please note the sarcasm behind this message)
* Sound request: can't find 'clues42.wav'
[Sentroid91 SOUND]
DarkonZeroLodo is a true friend. (Again.....see the sarcasm for what it is)
Greidanusmmm...
Sentroid91Greid told me earlier that Qrow was here
DarkonZeroGirls love Lodo. (Sarcasm...sarcasm....sarcasm)
Sentroid91BTW: You were in here when Lodo came on with jresh's IP, right DZ?
DarkonZeroYeah.....he was callin' me "BITCH!"
Greidanusim his bitch forever (note the sarcasm)
Sentroid91I told that to Callipy and he thinks that i'm nuts because I think(which turns out to I know) that Lodo is jresh and McNeel
DarkonZeroWe love ya Lodo....we want ya to be part of our little group. (SARCASM BOMB!)
* DarkonZero stops....with the Lodo stuff.....he's getting sick.
* Cal-Crowe is watching 1003-Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders
* Sound request: can't find 'clues42.wav'
[Sentroid91 SOUND]
* DarkonZero hugs Greid.
Greidanusaww...
* DarkonZero falls asleep....
* DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap...
DarkonZeroPlease do not disturb me. If you have to mess with someone...choose someone else, not me.
*** DarkonZero has left IRC
*** DarkonZero is now known as DZisAsleep
* Greidanus pokes DZisAsleep
* Greidanus whistles
DZisAsleep*SNORE*
* Greidanus whispers stuff in DZ's ear
DZisAsleepuh-huh.....
* Greidanus dumps a bucket of water over DZisAsleep 's head
* DZisAsleep is done taking a nap...
DZisAsleepHello there!
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** DZisAsleep is now known as DarkonZero
DarkonZeroAGH!
DarkonZeroI'M WET!
Sentroid91 hee
Greidanushehe...
* Greidanus gets out the hair drier and plugs it in and hans it to DZ
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* DarkonZero dies of electrocution.
*** Runyonator was kicked by Sentroid91 (12Happy «84»th FUNNT!!!! Kick everyone!)
Greidanushehe, now the autokick works!!
*** DarkonZero has left IRC
*** DarkonZero is now known as DarkonDEAD
DarkonDEADLurkers.......gotta hate 'em.
Greidanusyup
Cal-CroweGreid, don't change your name during DCC
Cal-Crowejust 2 remind you
DarkonDEADCC....where's your girl, Sharene, at?
* Greidanus pokes DarkonDEAD
Sentroid91eew
DarkonDEADYou can stop pokin' me....
* Sentroid91 eats DZ's soul
Greidanusno...
* DarkonDEAD pokes Greid.
* Greidanus pokes DarkonDEAD
* DarkonDEAD pokes Greid.
* Greidanus dumps a bucket of water over DarkonDEAD 's head
Cal-Crowehehe
* Greidanus pokes DarkonDEAD
* DarkonDEAD pokes Greid.
* Greidanus pokes DarkonDEAD
* DarkonDEAD pokes Greid.
* Greidanus smacks DarkonDEAD upside the head
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** DarkonDEAD is now known as DarkonZero
DarkonZeroI'm ALIVE!
Greidanusthat did the trick!!
Greidanuslets reverse the process, shall we?
Cal-CroweWEE
* Greidanus smacks DarkonZero upside the head
Sentroid91I still ate your soul, though
DarkonZeroSo Sent...I never had a soul.
Sentroid91heh. that's what you think
Greidanuslike in Soultaker
Greidanushmm,
Sentroid91ahh, I got a witty alias
Greidanusvewy intewesting
Sentroid91brb
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*** Mars sets mode: +o Sentroid91
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* Cal-Crowe puts DZ's soul and puts it in a 9o
BobIshmaelGreidanus! YOU WILL SUFFER!
Cal-Croweputs-> takes
Cal-CroweBob!
Greidanushehe
DarkonZeroBOOB!
BobIshmaelDZ! CC!
GreidanusBOB!!!
BobIshmaelAHHHHH!
BobIshmaelKK!
BobIshmaelAm I done now?
Sentroid91Unionists?
GreidanusDZ....
Greidanusahem...
Greidanushmm, Sent
Sentroid91oui?
DarkonZeroGreid?
Greidanusyes...
DarkonZeroUh..hwta did you want?
BobIshmaelKK, what the hell was the name of your channel again?
DarkonZerohwta?
Greidanus#GizmonicsBar
DarkonZerohwta to what.
Sentroid91hwahata
Greidanussaying 'BOOB!'
Sentroid91You mean Jethro Bodine?
* BobIshmael steals KK's channel.
Greidanushey...
DarkonZeroI always call him "BOOB" now when he enters.
GreidanusWAH!!
Greidanus HE STOLE MY CHANNEL!
BobIshmaelI won it in a poker game, KK.
Sentroid91go steal his then
BobIshmaelYou were wasted, remember?
Greidanusuh, no....
Greidanushmm, then wht did you 'steal' it?
BobIshmaelI didn't steal it... You GAVE it to me.
Sentroid91Must be Unionist grave robbing
* BobIshmael uses Jedi mind powers on KK.
BobIshmaelYou WANT to give me #GizmonicsBar...
Greidanusuh-huh, yeah. sure, whatever
BobIshmaelOh... Neat, thanks.
BobIshmaelI didn't think you'd give in so easily.
* DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap...
DarkonZeroPlease do not disturb me. If you have to mess with someone...choose someone else, not me.
*** DarkonZero has left IRC
*** DarkonZero is now known as DZisAsleep
* BobIshmael lights DZisAsleep on fire.
Greidanushehe
BobIshmaelAlmighty flame cleanses all.
* Greidanus torches DZisAsleep 's pants
Sentroid91Flame? You mean that Canadian chick from #rassm?
BobIshmaelBurn, I say. Burn and lighten the world! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sentroid91<Adam Sandler> BUUUURN~!
BobIshmaelUm... Yes?
Greidanusi like the DARKNESS, though!
Sentroid91-~
Greidanusyes?
Sentroid91Speaking of which, I think i'll pay a visit to our bootlegged counterparts
BobIshmaelWait, Sent...
BobIshmaelYou'll like this wav.
Sentroid91They had a guy in there earlier, his name was JamesG
BobIshmaelOh?
Sentroid91ja
BobIshmaelAnd?
Sentroid91and he left
Cal-CroweDo soiled pants smeel?
BobIshmaelErr... Pants or plants?
BobIshmaelKK, do you have ninjarap1.wav?
* DZisAsleep is done taking a nap...
DZisAsleepHello there!
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** DZisAsleep is now known as DarkonZero
Sentroid91Pot Plant smells
Cal-Croweguess
Greidanusno
BobIshmaelAnd smeel or smell?
* Greidanus whacks DarkonZero over the head with a spiked kudgel
* DarkonZero notices he's well done.....
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
Sentroid91not that i've smelt Pot Plant before
DarkonZeroCC!
Greidanusgo back to sleep!!!
* DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap...
DarkonZeroPlease do not disturb me. If you have to mess with someone...choose someone else, not me.
*** DarkonZero has left IRC
*** DarkonZero is now known as DZisAsleep
Greidanusi guess i did have it
[BobIshmael SOUND]
* Sentroid91 watches the assassin shoot DZ
Greidanussleepy...
Sentroid91oh no....
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BobIshmaelYo!
BobIshmaelIt's the green machine!
BobIshmaelGonna rock... etc.
Sentroid91Christ man, why the hell did I accept Vanilla Ice wavs?
BobIshmaelIceman!
Sentroid91Let alone, why the hell did I accept a Vanilla Ice wav from Bob?
BobIshmaelNinja, Ninja, RAP!
* Sound request: can't find 'goninja.wav'
[BobIshmael SOUND]
AidanKurg...bad timing...
Cal-Crowehehehe
Sentroid91that's about as annoying as me giving everyone this new bumbum.wav I found
* DZisAsleep is done taking a nap...
DZisAsleepHello there!
Greidanusyeah...
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** DZisAsleep is now known as DarkonZero
[Sentroid91 SOUND]
* Sound request: can't find 'gapxmas.wav'
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
Sentroid91Hey, AK
* Greidanus whacks DarkonZero over the head with a spiked kudgel
DarkonZeroAK!
Greidanusgo back to sleep!!!
* DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap...
DarkonZeroPlease do not disturb me. If you have to mess with someone...choose someone else, not me.
*** DarkonZero has left IRC
*** DarkonZero is now known as DZisAsleep
AidanKhey Sent, DZ
* Greidanus runs DZisAsleep over with her golf cart
DZisAsleepow....*SNORE*
BobIshmaelWho wants to know how to play the Try Not To Horribly Burn Yourself Game?
* Sound request: can't find 'goninja.wav'
[BobIshmael SOUND]
BobIshmaelGO NINJA, GO!
* Cal-Crowe sets himself on fire
Cal-CroweAHHHHHHHH!
BobIshmaelGO NINJA! GO NINJA! GO!
BobIshmaelYou lost, CC.
* Greidanus dumps a bucket of water over Cal-Crowe 's head
Sentroid91hmm... I wonder if HomeGame didn't change their Up Next thing on their site just to make me sweat.
Cal-CroweTHAT'S GASOLINE!
Greidanusuh, no...
* AidanK hands BI a cocktail......a molotov cocktail
* Cal-Crowe explodes
* BobIshmael drinks it.
BobIshmaelYum. Thanks, Aidan.
BobIshmaelSince you gave me that, you may have...
AidanKhrm..prolly shouldn't have accepted that DCC, huh?
Sentroid91Cause in case some of you don't know... NBC's showing Men in Black on Sunday
BobIshmaelYou'll like it, Aidan.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
Greidanusheh
Greidanusgeez, i gotta erase that...
* Sound request: can't find 'magun.wav'
[Sentroid91 SOUND]
*** Mars sets mode: +o AidanK
Greidanushehe
BobIshmaelAidan loves ninjarap1.wav
* DZisAsleep is done taking a nap...
DZisAsleepHello there!
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** DZisAsleep is now known as DarkonZero
Greidanusi dont
DarkonZeroNeither do I.
BobIshmael"Aidan, 11th in the series"?
* Greidanus runs DarkonZero over with her golf cart
DarkonZeroOW!
BobIshmaelYou changed it.
* DarkonZero gets up and hugs Greid.
BobIshmaelDZ loves it.
BobIshmaelHe's just in denial.
* Greidanus smacks DarkonZero upside the head
AidanKK is the 11th letter...supposedly there was an AidanA, AidanB, etc....
DarkonZeroI am not in denial.
Greidanusi love it too!!
Cal-Crowesurgeon is almost done...
Sentroid91Just like the Sentroids
BobIshmaelOookay.
* BobIshmael takes the drugs away from Aidan.
DarkonZeroI love it! (Please note the sarcasm behind this message...thank you)
BobIshmaelThese are mine, anyway.
Greidanusit feels like its 5 in the afternoon for me... im wide awake!!
* BobIshmael checks his watch.
AidanKactually, before AidanK I was THX1169417
BobIshmaelI've only been up for 4 1/2 hours.
DarkonZeroBefore DarkonZero....I was Zero5500
BobIshmaelBefore BobIshmael, I was...
DarkonZeroAn idiot?
BobIshmaelNinja_Cow and SirSpamalot
Cal-CroweBefore I was Calvin Crowe, I was CyberGuy98
BobIshmaelI've always been an idiot, DZ.
AidanKand before that I was a sperm...but maybe that's a bit far back.....
Cal-Croweoriganal, eh?
DarkonZeroAK!
Cal-Croweheh!
BobIshmaelBefore those two, I was..
Greidanusi was always Greidanus
* BobIshmael thinks back to his AOL days.
DarkonZeroZero5500 was may AOL days....
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BobIshmaelKGOVE19859 or something.
DarkonZeroZero was my BBS'ing days.
BobIshmaelQuiet, you geezer.
Greidanushehe
BobIshmaelNo one wants to hear about your BBS tales.
DarkonZeroI didn't start BBS'ing till 94.
BobIshmaelQuiet, old man!
* DarkonZero hushes up and sulks.
AidanKoh wait! I forgot one name: Tyron Pryde    my name on Netmech
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DarkonZeroAK....a Mechwarrior?
AidanKbeen awhile, but yes
BobIshmaelOh, wait! I was on MSN for a bit, but I forget what handle I used there. Oh well.
DarkonZeroI play MW3.
Sentroid91ooh. NetMech
AidanKmainly play hte pen-n-paper game, or the card game now....
AidanKhte==the
* DarkonZero wants to play the BT board game again....
Sentroid91oh, and before the Servo911 era, there was the AOHell JCH156W era
AidanKya know, for some weird reason, mech3 won't run on this machine....
Sentroid91And even before that, there was the DNicnic era
Cal-Crowebetween the CyberGuy98 and Calvin Crowe days, I was Hobbes-the-Tiger and DarkonCal
Cal-CroweIs anyone in Fight Club
DarkonZeroDarkonCal?
BobIshmaelThat's right! On MSN, I was DarkonBob.
Greidanushmmm...
Cal-Croweyeah...weird huh?
GreidanusMale bonding? nah...
DarkonZeroI used to go by "?" on BBS's too.....
DarkonZeroThen I got sick of it.
Cal-CroweI changed it to DrakkonCal after there was 15 Darkons
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DarkonZeroAs far as I know it....I'm the Only DarkonZero.
*** Mars sets mode: +o CallipyG
CallipyGhi
BobIshmaelSay, DZ, what the hell's the deal with the "Darkon" prefix, anyway?
AidanKheya CG
* BobIshmael refuses to acknowledge CG.
Greidanushmm...
DarkonZeroBob...let's just say I couldn't figure out what to name myself....
* CallipyG refuses to acknowledge Bob.
DarkonZeroWait....that's how it really was.
* Sentroid91 refuses to acknowledge Unionists
* AidanK compresses all the pain ninjarap1.wav has caused him, and drops it down BobIsh's shorts
Greidanushehe
* DarkonZero feels a certain (but stupid) power surge through him...
BobIshmaelStay away from my shorts, Aidan!
DarkonZeroI AM...!
* DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRADORK15,16,0!6,0
*** DarkonZero has left IRC
*** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork
Sentroid91uh-oh
Greidanusoh crap...
UltraDorkI AM HERE!
* Sentroid91 ponders
* Sentroid91 decides to become Ultradork's lame-o sidekick FeebBoy
*** Sentroid91 is now known as FeebBoy
BobIshmaelIt'd look better as FeeBoy, you know.
Greidanuscriminy...
*** FeebBoy is now known as FeeBoy
FeeBoyFee B Oy?
BobIshmaelI lied, that looks horrible.
Greidanusyep, does
*** FeeBoy is now known as FeebBoy
AidanKhmm... 8,1Use new FeeBoy on all your surfaces that need cleaning!
UltraDorkFEEBBOY!
FeebBoyFeeBoy is both a floor cleaner, and a dessert topping!
UltraDorkUh...
UltraDorkuh-oh
UltraDorkI AM NO LONGER...!
* UltraDork loses his dumb power and returns back to his old moronic, sorta secret alter-ego, DarkonZero.
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** UltraDork is now known as DarkonZero
Greidanusah, so 4that's what it means!
*** FeebBoy is now known as Ne
[SOUND]
*** BobIshmael has left IRC
*** BobIshmael is now known as IckyIckyKa
*** Sentroid91 is on IRC
*** Ne is now known as Sentroid91
IckyIckyKaDAMN!
IckyIckyKa /nick IckyIckyKablangZoopBoing
IckyIckyKaOh well.
[SOUND]
*** BobIshmael is on IRC
*** IckyIckyKa is now known as BobIshmael
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Sentroid91All these goofy sounds are making me think of new Disney songs
DarkonZeroGAZLER!
* BobIshmael snickers.
DarkonZeroYAY!
BobIshmaelI really want to make an immature joke about Gazler nick.
DarkonZeroGAZ OL' FRIEND!
Sentroid91"Moogie Pa! Moogie Pa! Moogie, Moogie Moogie!"
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GazlerDid anyone here once know a guy named Qrow?
DarkonZeroGREENMAN!
GreenmanHELLO!
Sentroid91Qrow?
Sentroid91Qrow died
BobIshmaelGreenman! He came out of the east to battle with the amacing RANDO!
* AidanK spits
AidanKyes
GazlerWasn't he an ass?
AidanKlol BIsh
* BobIshmael sighs.
GreenmanHey... who's Gazler? (No doubt NOT a newbie)
GazlerI'm Qrow!
GazlerI'm back!!!!!
Greenman?
GreenmanQrow?
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*** Gazler was kicked by Sentroid91 (12«85» 2s9-10m2E10g2Ac10r2I10p2T)
DarkonZeroBob.....
GreenmanUm...
Sentroid91Good, that means he can leave now
DarkonZeroamacing
DarkonZeroBob...your spelling.
Sentroid91I don't care who he is
DarkonZeroYou gotta work on it.
GreenmanWell.
*** MSTManos is on IRC
*** Greenman is now known as MSTManos
BobIshmaelMe spalleng?
AidanKcouldn't have been qrow, that guy could type.....
Sentroid91you can quote me on that too
DarkonZeroMANOS!
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*** AidanK is now known as DaKain
Sentroid91cause it may be true what TS told me... then again it may not be
Cal-CroweHi jw
Cal-CroweWho the hell are you?
Sentroid91But now i'm tired of all the frickin' mindgames
BobIshmaelSigh. What did TS tell tiy?
MSTManosSo... who's this Joe fellow?
DaKainhello all people, i am exchange stduent from romania
BobIshmaelSigh. What did TS tell you?
jwHi cal
DarkonZeroThis Joe is a Whitfill fellow.
DaKaini am here to make angry all sliders fans
Greidanushehe
MSTManosGo ahead.
BobIshmael"Hello Joe!"
DaKainreal fun on events =)
*** AIdanK is on IRC
*** DaKain is now known as AIdanK
Sentroid91He said he was Qrow. Which seems pretty obvious if you link up all the events that took place before Qrow's "disappearance"
DarkonZeroYO JOE!
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*** AidanK is on IRC
*** AIdanK is now known as AidanK
Greidanushehe
jwhello, all...just dropped in to see what's going on...
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GreidanusJoe Estevez? ugh...
* Greidanus shudders
MSTManosDAH!
AidanKgee, are you a real american hero?
GazlerWhat did I do?
BobIshmaelQrow isn't TS. Are you, uh... Qrow?
GazlerYes
MSTManosSent...
GazlerI'm the Qrow
MSTManosLet's hear him out.
GazlerI just got a new comp
Greidanusuh, playing with our minds!
BobIshmaelYou are. Damn, I guess Sent is right. That's a first.
AidanKlet him speak
BobIshmaelHear, hear!
MSTManosYeah...
Sentroid91no s**t, Bob
Greidanusheh
* Cal-Crowe pours warm cheese on Gazler
BobIshmael"Qrow" has the floor!
MSTManosFirst question: where you been?
GazlerI'm Qrow
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GazlerI'm not lieing
MSTManosThat's great, but answer my question.
Greidanuspbht...
Sentroid91And i'm Frank Stallone
GazlerI missed you guys
BobIshmaelSecond question: Qrow couldn't type to save his life... Why can YOU?
LodovikPOOPEY PANTS
MSTManos<Gazler> I'm not lieing
*** Greidanus is now known as Qrow
MSTManosI believe him.
Sentroid91LOL
BobIshmaelHis spelling was perfect when he entered.
AidanKmaybe he's ALUCARD!!! =)
Qrowumm, why should we?
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*** AidanK is now known as Tom
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*** Tom is now known as TomServo
Qrowhey, alucard's by b\f
jreshuse _, Aidan
TomServobloddy server...
jreshthat too
TomServobloody, even..
Qrowhmm
Lodovik We discussed when we were going to have this, he said he would PROBABLY make it.
TomServoor...
*** Greidanus is on IRC
*** Qrow is now known as Greidanus
jreshGreat. Now all the TS clones are here!
*** TomServo is now known as Cyticore
DaneelYes!
LodovikKevin Murphy is coming tomorrow
jreshExcept for BillMcneel
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*** DarkonZero is now known as BillMcneel
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GazlerI"m not TS
Greidanushehe
DaneelYipee.
GazlerI'm realy Qrow
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*** BillMcneel is now known as DarkonZero
jreshRight. And i'm actually a deep-voiced woman
DaneelSo, what's with "Gazler" then?
Greidanusheh
[SOUND]
DaneelUm... you mean you aren't, then, Sent? ;)
jreshuh... not that I know of
DaneelHeh.
jreshoh crap. we don't have a kane clone in here
*** jresh is now known as kane
Greidanusif hes the real Gazler, then, what room on scifi were Callip and me in with you this afternoon?
*** Cal-Crowe is on IRC
*** Lodovik is now known as Cal-Crowe
kaneI BE BUFFED!
*** Cyticore is now known as Cycitore
kaneGreid: What the heck is that gonna prove?
Greidanusanswer my question
GazlerSince when did Tom servo get to have ops here?
DaneelUm...
GazlerI thought you hated him?
*** AidanK is on IRC
*** Cycitore is now known as AidanK
*** Gazler was kicked by kane (12I BE BUFFED!)
Greidanushehe
*** kane is now known as omega
DaneelOkay, so hearing him out was a failure.
DarkonZeroI lufe you omega!
omegaooh... that gives me an idea
Greidanusyup
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Greidanuslol
*** omega is now known as omega_
DaneelGaz, why the hell did you zoom past by #SOL?
Greidanusnow, answer my damned question
DaneelOr, should I say, Qrow?
omega_Or BillMcNeel?
* Greidanus snickers
GazlerIjust wanted to see if there was one on this server.
GazlerSorry i zoomed
Greidanusuh-huh
omega_yes, you can use 1 on this server
DaneelWell, there is, Qrow.
DaneelAnd I was there.
*** Gazler is now known as Qrow3000
DaneelSo, Qrow, as I was asking...
Qrow3000yeah?
DaneelWHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN???
* Daneel waits impatiently.
Qrow3000My idiot dad busted my comp because he was pissed at me once agin
Qrow3000This time he broke it a little to far
Cal-CroweHe beats you up a lot too, doesn't he?
Qrow3000I had to get a new one
omega_Right....
omega_Ye. And yew aer Tom Curze!
Greidanus<Greidanus> if hes the real Gazler, then, what room on scifi were Callip and me in with you this afternoon?
Qrow3000I sent  Sentroid an e-mail from my friends comp a couple months ago
omega_a couple?
Qrow3000yes
omega_right.
Qrow3000I just got this computer last night
DaneelDAH!
*** MSTManos is on IRC
*** Daneel is now known as MSTManos
Greidanusyup...
MSTManosQrow... you remember me, right?
Qrow3000yes
*** omega_ is now known as Satan
MSTManosFrom long, long ago.
SatanQrow... you remember me, right?
Greidanushehe...
MSTManosHehehe.
*** Satan is now known as omega_
Qrow3000Yes satan I know you well
Greidanusin a galaxy...
Qrow3000:)
omega_Ah!
Greidanusheh
MSTManosSo he does, Sent.
omega_So then you admit to having a pact with the devil then?
Qrow3000Yes, I worked at solbase didn't I
MSTManosQrow!
Qrow3000:)
MSTManosYou sent De a picture of someone long ago.
omega_Yup. And sources tell us you still do
MSTManosConfirm something for me.
Qrow3000yes
Qrow3000it was a pic of me
omega_can I see?
MSTManosIt was the one De was telling us about.
MSTManosThen I have another.
Qrow3000De also use to send me games like tetris and that zap zorak game
omega_please?
BobIshmaelEr..
MSTManosSent... remember that TIF De said Qrow had given her?
BobIshmaelSay, Qrow, what's your dad's first name?
omega_yup
Qrow3000clay
Qrow3000my moms is julie
BobIshmaelUh-huh.
Qrow3000and my sisters is lexi
Qrow3000lexie
omega_And your brother's name is Troy
BobIshmaelAnd what happened to that wamedes thing?
Qrow3000I don't have a brother but if i did I would call him troy
Qrow3000=)
* Greidanus is pretty confused
omega_really?
omega_Would you call him Troy Cundiff?
MSTManosOkay, Qrow, now confirm this picture for me.
MSTManosThis is something kane gave me one night.
Qrow3000confirm it how?
BobIshmael*ahem* And what happened to that wamedes thing?
Qrow3000my pic?
MSTManosYou can look at it and tell me who it might be, perhaps?
Qrow3000this is my moms new account
MSTManosBoth pics.
Qrow3000my real computer isn't fixed yet
Qrow3000I will have the same old ip soon
MSTManosUh-huh... just confirm the pics, Qrow.
omega_ye
Qrow3000what do you want me to say?
MSTManosYou can tell me about Qrow.gif
Qrow3000That I know who they are?
MSTManosYes.
* AidanK snores
Qrow3000yeah
* Sound request: can't find 'surgeon.wav'
[Greidanus SOUND]
MSTManosOr IF you know who they are.
* AidanK is AWAY. Reason: trying to reinstall Mech3
Qrow3000De said she wanted pictures for the people at solbase or something one time and I sent her that
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* AidanK is AWAY, REASON: trying to reinstall Mech3
omega_Hey Boz
*** ManosMan is on IRC
Bozarthquite a turnout
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* AidanK is AWAY, REASON: trying to reinstall Mech3
* Greidanus sighs
ManosManI really, REALLY hate disconnects during the middle of a download.
*** MSTManos was kicked by omega_ (12Happy «86»th FUNNT!!!! Kick everyone!)
ManosManNow, Sent... on #SOL
ManosMank
Qrow3000I realy missed all of you guys
* DarkonZero d/l the ep 106 "Hit The Nerd" of Computer Stew.
BobIshmaelOf course, if it IS Qrow... Do we even WANT him back? He's like a 14-year old version of Sent... No offense intended, Sent.
omega_none taken
ManosManAHA!
BobIshmaelYou should... That was pretty offensive.
ManosManOkay, Qrow, who's the person in Bobby.bmp?
ManosManAnd I want the truth.
Qrow3000let me see
omega_True. But still when it comes to idiocy. Nobody beats Qrow. Regardless of whether or not he is Lodo
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ManosManSay... #Deep13 is the 9th largest channel on the server.
BobIshmaelSure is. We rule!
DarkonZeroWE ROCK!
ManosManYES!
Qrow3000God damn it you guys! I din't come back to be insulted. I came back to see my friends!
* BobIshmael plays Queen.
DarkonZeroWe are the champions.....my friends.....
omega_Deal with it, Pink Boy!
Qrow3000I have never seen that bobby guy before
ManosManDamn.
BobIshmaelAnd we'll keep on fighting... TO THE END!
ManosManIt looks similar to your pic, Qrow.
ManosManDon't you think?
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[omega_ SOUND]
Qrow3000I guess maybe but it isn't me
ManosManWell then... have you ever heard of Ryan Dunne?
omega_Or Ryen?
Qrow3000I don't think so
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Generator"
ManosManHow about Bobby Plank? Everyone's heard of Bobby Plank.
DarkonZeroPLANK BOY!
ManosManI wanted to crank the Plank, but his phone # was dead by the time I tried.
Qrow3000I vagely remember
Greidanuslol
AidanKvaguely?
* AidanK is back!!
Qrow3000whatever
Greidanustoo big ov a vocabulary...
Greidanusdoh, damn typos!!
omega_<Qrow3000> yes. vagley. Iam Qrow, reeemeebur?
AidanKhmm.. the install worked, lesse if it runs....
BobIshmaelThere's always the number on the interNIC whois.
* AidanK is AWAY. Reason: threatening the comp
Qrow3000I'm the real Qrow!
ManosManGracias, Bob.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Gimme Stitches"
BobIshmaelI'm Sparticus!
*** BobIshmael has left IRC
*** BobIshmael is now known as Sparticus
omega_Hey!
*** omega_ is now known as G_Sparticu
*** G_Sparticu is now known as GSparticus
GSparticusI'm Gene Sparticus!
GreidanusSparticus, yay...
Qrow3000wait isn't bobby plank tom servo
Qrow3000??
GSparticusDing! Ding! We have a winner!
ManosManBINGO!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Gimme Stitches"
Greidanushehe
GSparticusBob. Tell Qrow what he's won.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Gas Chamber"
* Sparticus looks up.
SparticusEr.. Things?
* Greidanus yawns out of boredom
* Sparticus will BRB: Hearing noises, being paranoid.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Have A Cigar"
* Greidanus was blowing her nose up in the rafters. Do not be alarmed, execpt by plummeting mucus!
* AidanK is back!!
GSparticusthen tell us Qrow. Do you know who this person is?
AidanKgrr...dumb computer....
Greidanushit it!
* Sparticus backs.
* Sound request: can't find 'surgeon.wav'
[Greidanus SOUND]
SparticusI'm way too paranoid.
GSparticuswho is that person, Qrow?!
GSparticusTell us.... NOW!
GSparticusTell us damn you!
* Sparticus just heard the best pick-up line... EVER!
Sparticus"Are those space pants you're wearing? Because that ass is out of this world."
DarkonZero.....
SparticusI need to use that!
Greidanusuh-huh...
SparticusSPACE PANTS!
SparticusAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AidanK15,15#14,14#0,1    ··    14,14#15,15#
* Greidanus hits Sparticus in the head with a sledgehammer
AidanK15,15#14,14#10,1    @@    14,14#15,15#
AidanK15,15#14,14#1,1    -·    14,14#15,15#
AidanK15,15#14,14#15,1    -·    14,14#15,15#
SparticusOw.
SparticusI am Sparticus.
Greidanusyes, we know that
GSparticusI'm Gene Sparticus
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Greidanushuh?
* Greidanus goes berserk
ManosManDAH! Two newbies!
boywho want to talk me
ManosManThe Cricket room is in #Cricket.
ManosManNot me.
* Greidanus whacks boy over the head with a spiked kudgel
SparticusNot I, says Sparticus.
AidanKtalk myabe, fondle...no
DarkonZeroOUT BOY!
* Greidanus torches Mr_W 's pants
* Greidanus makes her giant panda sit on Mr_W
* Greidanus slaps boy around a bit with a bluefish (man, you should see their teeth!)
Mr_Wfukiu Greidanus
ManosManGreidy Gal!
Greidanuswhy thank you!
ManosManYou didn't tell me you were in fukiu?
ManosManWhy didn't you say anything!
ManosManSo am I!!!
boyfuck you!
Greidanusbeacus i thought you wouldnt like me... <sob>
ManosManOh, boy.
Greidanusthanks, boy. now eat it!
ManosManYou're a moron.
GSparticusheh boy.
* Greidanus smacks boy upside the head
ManosManOh, and you're from #beginner.
Greidanushehe
ManosManThe dumb newbie channel.
GSparticusboy, oh boy.... could you come up with a less creative name?
GSparticusperhaps kid?
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*** ManosMan is now known as man
beginnermmm... wha...?
*** man is now known as person
*** GSparticus is now known as human
*** beginner is now known as Ms_G
DarkonZeroWATCH OUT! BOY MIGHT HUMP YOUR LEG!
*** person is now known as MrB
Ms_Geew...
*** Ms_G is now known as Greidanus
*** MrB is now known as Mr_B
*** human is now known as MrE
GreidanusNow W is trying to tun on to me!!!!! ACK!!!!
Greidanustun=turn
* Greidanus RUNS
*** Mr_B is now known as MrT
MrTI PITY THE FOOL WHO MESSES WITH THE DEEP-TEAM!
MrTFOO'!
DarkonZeroWATCH OUT! Mr_W MIGHT HUMP YOUR LEG!
Greidanushehe
*** MrE is now known as Murdock
Greidanusprobably will too
Greidanusgotta go, guys
boyhey hey
SparticusNa na na?
MrTHEY, Mr_W, ARE YOU LURKING, SUCKA'?
SparticusAdidad, KK.
* Murdock goes crazy and steps on girl.. uh boy.... uh... human
MrTHey, hey, hey...
* Greidanus smacks boy upside the head
MrTGOODBYE!
* Greidanus whacks Mr_W over the head with a spiked kudgel
Greidanusbuh-bye
*** boy has left #deep13
*** Greidanus has left IRC
*** Greidanus has quit IRC (Don't let Bonnie Hammer ruin your life too!!)
MrTYipee
DarkonZeroYAY.....boy left.
MrTDamn... bye, Greidy Gal.
MrTNow, to take care of Mr_W...
SparticusGreid's the Karate Kid, you know.
MrTHeh.
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MurdockI had KK on my Powder Puff football jersey
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[Sparticus SOUND]
* Sparticus wonders why Loc sent him that.
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*** DarkonZero is now known as Face
*** MSTManos is on IRC
*** MrT is now known as MSTManos
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** Face is now known as DarkonZero
MurdockHey Face. Wanna make a bomb?
Qrow3000Who is sparticus?
SparticusI am Sparticus!
Murdockhe's my brother
Murdockremember, I am Gene Sparticus
Qrow3000What were your old nicks?
Murdockuh... I was GSparticus
Murdockno, wait..
Qrow3000I know who you are!
MurdockBefore that I was MrE
*** Mr_W was kicked by Murdock (12Happy «88»th FUNNT!!!! Kick everyone!)
MSTManosHeh. Good one.
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Cal-CroweI be baq sone
*** Cal-Crowe has left IRC
*** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (Parting is such sweet sorrow. got mst3k?)
MSTManosHmph.
MSTManosMr_W?
Qrow3000I missed the last episode of mst3k...
MSTManosAre you still here?
MurdockAre you like MrB's bitchy brother-in-law or something?
DarkonZeroLURKER!
DarkonZeroGET HIM!
Qrow3000The very last one =(
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Qrow3000heh
*** Mr_W was kicked by Murdock (12Happy «90»th FUNNT!!!! Kick everyone!)
MSTManosGood one.
SparticusFunnt?
MurdockWhoo! 90!
SparticusFunnt.
SparticusDamn.
MSTManosHe's... not coming back, is he?
MurdockI hope so
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Mr_WI'm eating your mother murdock
SparticusFunnt.
SparticusDamn!
Murdockhehee. Funny, funny
SparticusWHAT THE HELL?! Are you Hannibal Lecter or something?
DarkonZeroMr_W is a laugh riot.
*** Mr_W was kicked by Murdock (12Eat this. Mr. Wacko)
* AidanK shows everyone to a handbasket
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AidanKgtg, need sleep
Murdockwb, Mr Wackov
Mr_Wthis is many good
AidanKReality Check!
DarkonZero.....
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Qrow3000Will someone please send me a tape of the very last episode of mst3k?
Mr_WI'm not mr wacko
Murdockaha! I got it! you're omega's cousin, aren't you?
Murdockyou are now
DarkonZero<Mr_W> this is many good (<- our money for education at work)
MSTManosHeheheheh.
Qrow3000Wheres Deraptor?
Murdockare you from Canada or something?
Qrow3000Does she still come here?
MSTManosHe's Brazillian.
MSTManosThey're the worst kind of newbie.
MurdockClose enough
Mr_Wyes bazilian
DarkonZeroLOL!
Murdockbazillian?
MSTManosNo, you're Brazillian.
Mr_Wyep
MSTManosNot Bazillian.
MurdockBarilla?
* MSTManos suggests topic.
Qrow3000I thought canadians were the worst kind of newbies
Mr_Wnop
Qrow3000that and british newbies
MSTManosUm, not anymore.
Mr_Wi'm brasilian
DarkonZeroBazilian in the mist!
MSTManosNow they're Brazillian.
MSTManosOr Romanian.
MurdockMr_W lives in a can of tomato sauce
DarkonZeroOUCH!
MSTManosI thought he lived in a pasta container.
DarkonZeroThat was harsh.
MSTManosOr bag, or whatever.
MSTManosMr_W?
MSTManosI have a question.
MurdockMr. Wench?
MSTManosDo you think that love is the most wonder full thing in the hole world but it can hurt like nothing can?
DarkonZeroLater guys....I gotta go for now.....I'll be back in a while.
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Nov 27 20:26:08 1999
Session Start: Sat Nov 27 21:21:32 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'SNL Quote of the Week: "First rule of Fight Club. Don't tell anyone about Fight Club.... or is it tell everyone? I haven't seen the movie yet." Jennifer Aniston'
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Sat Nov 27 14:50:37
DarkonZeroWEE!
DarKrowDZ!
DarkonZeroDK!
DarkonZeroSPARTI!
MSTManosDZ!
* DarKrow offers DZ a slice of Roast Bob
DarkonZeroAlas...poor Bob......hey where's the BBQ sauce?
MSTManosUm... DZ!
DarkonZeroMANOS!
* MSTManos checks out some sports ng's.
DarKrowit's cooked in BBQ
MSTManosA lot of interesting people.
* MSTManos decides to finally have some roast Bob.
* DarKrow gives Manos a slice
DarKrowBRB
DarKrowhelp yerself
MSTManosMmm.
MSTManosBob, just the way I like it...
* Sound request: can't find 'xpackane.wav'
[Sentroid91 SOUND]
MSTManosUm... so... what now?
* MSTManos continues to munch down on Bob.
MSTManosMmm.
MSTManosSo...
DarKrowi dunno
MSTManosThis feast is awfully quiet.
DarKrowI'm watching SNL
MSTManosHmm.
MSTManosDZ, whatcha up to?
* DarKrow gnaws on Bob's leg
Sentroid91uhm, Happy Thanksgiving?
*** Goku is on IRC
MSTManosHeheheh.
MSTManosUm, Sent?
MSTManosn/m
MSTManos3PING? PONG!
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MSTManosWell.
MSTManosIf no one speaks up in the next couple of minutes, I'll start screaming.
Sentroid91Mein gott in himmel! Dieter's Dream!
MSTManosHehe.
* Sound request: can't find 'dieters.wav'
[Sentroid91 SOUND]
DarkonZeroUh...I was away for a bit....soory!
MSTManosUh... k.
*** DarKrow is on IRC
MSTManosNow... where's Bob?
Sentroid91uh
Sentroid91We ate him. Remember?
MSTManosOh, right...
MSTManosBut we decided to leave his head out, remember?
* DarkonZero saw a guy dressed like Dieter at work.....and was compelled to say "I am Dieter and welcome to Sprockets...."
Sentroid91Your commentary bores me. Now's the time on Sprockets when we dance!
DarkonZeroWell.....now what will we do?
DarkonZeroRaid events?
Sentroid91nah
MSTManosHmm.
MSTManosNo.
MSTManosToo obvious.
MSTManosAre the HomeLamers busy, though?
Sentroid91Yup
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Sentroid91BTW: Did I mention that NBC's showing MiB tomorrow?
MSTManosOoh.
DarkonZeroYes.....
Sentroid91I just hope they don't decide to do it
*** Sparticus is now known as BobGotAte
Sentroid91Being that we(MSTapes) already did
MSTManosHeh... a few days ago, we just found out that EvilJen is a Nazi.
Sentroid91heh
*** DarKrow is on IRC
DarkonZeroSuper has a vendetta against her.
Sentroid91who?
Sentroid91oh, right
Sentroid91Soupy
MSTManosspy?
DarkonZeroYeah....
MSTManosAs a matter of fact, spy's on ICQ right now...
MSTManosOh, if anyone's interested in finding out how WE found out EJ's a Nazi...
Sentroid91uhm
DarkonZeroHmmm....spy must be really busy to skip out on us.
* Sentroid91 look around
Sentroid91I guess
DarkonZeroManos......how di ya find out?
DarkonZerodi to did
MSTManos<EvilJen> if anyone wants to buy me a Xmas present:
Sentroid91well?
MSTManos<EvilJen> http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=203704567
MSTManos'Ku went into #MST-Homegame.
MSTManosFollow the URL.
DarkonZeroKu always goes there.....
Sentroid91she could just be saying that
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DarkonZeroZOOMER!
MSTManosZOOM!
DarkonZeroDIE!
MSTManosZoomer lamer!
MSTManosAOLer Zoomer Lamer!
Sentroid91AOHell
MSTManosHeh.
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DarkonZeroBOOB!
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DarkonZeroDK!
MSTManoswb, Bob, SK.
DarkonZeroWB!
DarKrow1,4A small black bird enters thru a hole from the Shadow Realm into #Deep13
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow
BobGotAteWHY THE HELL ARE ALT AND Z SO CLOSE TOGETHER?!
MSTManosDK, even.
BobGotAteOr is it alt and x?
DarKrowSTUPID PEEEEEER!
DarKrowGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Sentroid91alt & q
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DarKrowGAH!
DarKrowHello
BobGotAteIt's alt and z.
CallipyGthat would be Alt and Z
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MSTManosAlt and Z/
MSTManos.
BobGotAteYeah.
Sentroid91no alt & q?
Sentroid91ooh. Leprechaun
MSTManos?
* CallipyG goes...will bb;l
DarkonZeroYou guys have fun exiting?
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DarkonZeroLater CG....
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MSTManosAs a matter of fact, I do.
Sentroid91xit
MSTManosBye, CG...
MSTManosDe's online.
Sentroid91yup
MSTManosShe'd love to hear about Qrow "returning"
Sentroid91I bet
MSTManosIn the meantime, let us sit here and wait.
* MSTManos sits on his chair.
* DarkonZero runs around....
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MSTManosHeh. Another peer for DK.
DarkonZeroLet us count them.....
MSTManosTwo?
DarkonZero1 peer....AHAHAHAHAHA!
DarkonZero2 peer....AHAHAHAHAHA!
DarkonZero3 peer....AHAHAHAHAHA!
* DarkonZero stops....
* DarkonZero is ashamed at his attempt to be THE COUNT.
BobGotAteI'm ashamed to even know you, DZ.
DarkonZeroBob....I know you are.
* Sound request: can't find 'brightside.wav'
[BobGotAte SOUND]
Sentroid91DZ? You're trying to be Count Baldy?
* /sound: no such file 'agh.wav'
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[Sentroid91 SOUND]
DarkonZeroThe burrito....
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[Sentroid91 SOUND]
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DarkonZeroI'm going to THE LIMBO.....
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
Session Close: Sat Nov 27 22:08:24 1999
Session Start: Sat Nov 27 22:09:42 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'SNL Quote of the Week: "First rule of Fight Club. Don't tell anyone about Fight Club.... or is it tell everyone? I haven't seen the movie yet." Jennifer Aniston'
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Sat Nov 27 14:50:37
[SOUND]
MSTManoswb, DZ.
DarkonZeroThankee...
DarkonZeroROWSDOWER!
[SOUND]
*** DarKrow is on IRC
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DarkonZeroDK!
DarkonZeroWB!
MSTManoswb, DK.
DarKrow1,4A small black bird enters thru a hole from the Shadow Realm into #Deep13
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow
DarKrowGAH!
DarKrowSOMEBODY HATES BE!
DarKrower
DarKrowb=m
DarkonZeroYes...I hate Be.
DarKrowhello
BobGotAteYeah. It's me.
MSTManosUm...
MSTManosYes.
[BobGotAte SOUND]
MSTManos<Somebody> I hate Be.
DarKrowMy ISP hates me
MSTManosI figured.
[BobGotAte SOUND]
* DarkonZero massively kills Bob.
* DarKrow watches SNL
BobGotAteILLEGAL USE OF A ADJECTIVE! FIVE YARD PENALTY!
MSTManosHeh.
[BobGotAte SOUND]
* BobGotAte looks around for something to glue.
BobGotAteKrazy Glue is so incredibly neat.
* DarKrow Krazy Glues Bob's mouth shut
DarkonZeroDK!
DarkonZeroBOB EATS KRAZY GLUE!
DarkonZeroHe loves the stuff.
* DarKrow Krazy Glues Bob's hands to the wall
* BobGotAte looks up.
BobGotAteBurn in hell, DK.
* DarKrow Krazy Glues Bob's feet to the wall
* BobGotAte listens to Big Audio Dynamite... For some reason.
* DarKrow Krazy Glues Bob's ass to the wall
BobGotAteBoy, that's funny, DK.
DarkonZeroYAY! KIDTEMPO IS BACK UP!
BobGotAteYou're a freaking comic genius.
* DarKrow Krazy Glues Bob's ear to the wall
DarkonZero.....
DarKrowthere we go
DarkonZeroDK...it lost it's hilarity when you started.
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* DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe.
*** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor
DarkonZeroDe....hello.
DeRaptorHello, all.
DeRaptorGuess who apparently requested my authorization over ICQ...
DarkonZeroI don't wanna know....it might make me sick.
Sentroid91Qrow?
DeRaptorYep, the Qmeisther.
DeRaptor-h
DarKrowDE!
* DeRaptor grumbles since she has to go change the text on her picture of "Marasuchus talampayensis" to "Marasuchus lilloensis"...
BobGotAteAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DeRaptorGeez...and Lagosuchus talampayensis was a much nicer name...
BobGotAteStupid De and her stupid dinosaurs!
BobGotAteAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BobGotAteJust name them all "Sam" and be done with it!
* DeRaptor wonders what ate Bob, and wants to shake its hand.
DarKrowWe all did
BobGotAteEveryone ate me.
DarKrowI cooed him and we ate him
DarkonZeroI didn't.
DarKrowI glued him to the wall too
DeRaptorUm....come to think of it, that sounds obscene.
BobGotAteGreat... Now I'm hungry.
DeRaptorESPECIALLY with that thrown in, DK.
* DeRaptor hands everyone who ate Bob a napkin, shuddering.
* DeRaptor saw Being John Malkovitch today.
* DeRaptor got scared.
BobGotAteANY GOOD?!
BobGotAteIT LOOKS GREAT!
DarkonZeroLooks are deceiving......
BobGotAteAnd that means a lot, coming from me.
BobGotAteDZ, have you even seen it?
BobGotAte<DZ> No.
BobGotAteSo shut the hell up.
BobGotAteKindly.
DarkonZeroNo thanks.
DarkonZeroI'm in the right mind.
DeRaptorWell...it was weird, and that's all I'm gonna say.
DarkonZeroWhatever the hell I meant by that.
DeRaptorIt takes a while to figure out if something is good weird or bad weird, know what I'm sayin'?
DeRaptorNeeds time to sink in.
BobGotAteMaybe I'll see it Tuesday.
DeRaptorMan, the little art theater was crowded.
* BobGotAte will BRB: Food.
* Sentroid91 saw Scream 1, 2 and Halloween H20 all in the same week and has developed somewhat of a killer instinct.
DeRaptor'troid, isn't that a bit of an overdose?
Sentroid91Uhm. I guess
* DeRaptor wonders why her budgies are still singing this late at night.
Sentroid91Didn't affect me....... much
* DeRaptor hides all sharp objects from Sent.
* DeRaptor thinks it interesting that Qrow came back shortly after telling Load-o that she suspected him of all this BS that's going on...
* BobGotAte feels a need for a non-sequiter...
BobGotAteDid you know that LSD con trigger psychotic breaks in those already prone to them?
BobGotAtecon? can.
* MSTManos returns after an unannounced leave.
MSTManosHello.
* DarkonZero leaves the room for a bit....
DeRaptorLike...some robots we know?
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
Session Close: Sat Nov 27 22:35:26 1999

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