| Session Start: Thu Nov 25 17:07:16 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'I wish everyone a Happy Turkey Day! For I am... 4,1Turkey Volume Guessing Man!!!' | ||
| *** Set by TVGM on Thu Nov 25 15:44:13 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | DZ! | |
|---|---|---|
| DarkonZero | CC! | |
| Greidanus | hey, DZ | |
| Cal-Crowe | <DarkonZero> WEE! | |
| DarkonZero | Hey Greid.... | |
| Greidanus | want a golf cart? | |
| Greidanus | hehe | |
| *** Cal-Crowe is on IRC | ||
| *** CallipyG is on IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** Greidanus is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | Yes...I do want a golf cart...but not on me. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Can I have it? | |
| Greidanus | well, early xmas gift! | |
| * Greidanus gives both Cal and DZ each a golf cart | ||
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| Cal-Crowe | whee! | |
| * DarkonZero runs over Cal in his golf cart. | ||
| * Cal-Crowe drives in circles really, really fast. | ||
| Greidanus | i have a feeeling i shouldnt have done that | |
| * Cal-Crowe starts to have molecule separation | ||
| * DarkonZero eyes Greid...and hops into his golf cart..... | ||
| * Greidanus rund DZ over first | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT!\ | |
| Greidanus | doh, typos!!! | |
| * Cal-Crowe stops suddenly | ||
| DarkonZero | TIPOS! | |
| * Cal-Crowe is thrown out | ||
| * DarkonZero burps..... | ||
| Cal-Crowe | AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh15hhhhhhhhhh | |
| * Greidanus steals Cal's golf cart | ||
| Cal-Crowe | hey! | |
| * Cal-Crowe steals DZ's cart | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Wheee! | |
| * Cal-Crowe pops a wheele | ||
| * Greidanus takes DZ's golf cart back to the store.... umm, country club | ||
| * DarkonZero steals Greid's cart.... | ||
| DarkonZero | WAHOO! | |
| DarkonZero | WOOTA! | |
| * Greidanus whacks DarkonZero over the head with a spiked kudgel | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| Greidanus | give it! | |
| * Cal-Crowe takes his cart back | ||
| * Cal-Crowe drives over DZ and Gried | ||
| DarkonZero | CAL! | |
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| * Greidanus shoots Cal 20 times with her Uzi just for that | ||
| Cal-Crowe | ow! | |
| * DarkonZero gets up and hugs Greid..... | ||
| Greidanus | comic relief.... that's us! | |
| Greidanus | awww.... | |
| * DarkonZero almost had 3 lawsuits against him today..... | ||
| Greidanus | hey CG, Loc and DZ were fighting over who i loved more | |
| DarkonZero | I gotta quit being so touchy feely. | |
| Greidanus | hehe | |
| CallipyG | loc, dz, she loves me the most. you guys all know that | |
| DarkonZero | But what can I say...I like girls...alot! | |
| Greidanus | well, that's good for you, DZ | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't know that. | |
| * Cal-Crowe wipes out | ||
| Cal-Crowe | AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh15hhhhhhhhhh | |
| Greidanus | hmmm... Cal is not well today | |
| * Greidanus gives Cal his medicine | ||
| * Cal-Crowe takes the whole bottle | ||
| Cal-Crowe | ahhh | |
| DarkonZero | CAL! | |
| Cal-Crowe | much bett*burp*er | |
| Greidanus | it was a laxitive, Cal | |
| Cal-Crowe | what | |
| DarkonZero | The was a bottle of Prozac! | |
| Cal-Crowe | laxative or prozac? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...laxative. | |
| Greidanus | weehoo... he oughta be feeling very kooky right about... | |
| * Cal-Crowe runs to the bathroom | ||
| * Greidanus looks at her watch | ||
| DarkonZero | Laxative is much funnier. | |
| Greidanus | NOW! | |
| CallipyG | if i were to say that about 6 freshman girls wanted me, would you believe me? | |
| Greidanus | no | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno CG.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'd haveta see 'em. | |
| Cal-Crowe | [Inside Bathroom] ahhhhh | |
| CallipyG | didnt say i wanted them, DZ | |
| CallipyG | well, i wouldnt expect you to believe me | |
| CallipyG | it was a hypothetical question anyway | |
| * Cal-Crowe walks out of the bathroom | ||
| Cal-Crowe | I won't do that agian | |
| Greidanus | umm, feeling better? | |
| * Greidanus waves the bottle of laxative in front of Cal's face | ||
| Cal-Crowe | uh no | |
| Cal-Crowe | any other bottles? | |
| Greidanus | hmm, this one with cyanide in it... | |
| Cal-Crowe | uh no | |
| DarkonZero | Here's on that says "Good Stuff".... | |
| Greidanus | LSD? | |
| DarkonZero | on? | |
| DarkonZero | on to one | |
| * Greidanus giggles | ||
| * Cal-Crowe drinks the bottle labled "Good Stuf" | ||
| * DarkonZero snickers.... | ||
| Cal-Crowe | mmmm vannila | |
| DarkonZero | IT WAS LAXATIVE! | |
| DarkonZero | HA! | |
| * Cal-Crowe walks out of the bathroom | ||
| Cal-Crowe | grr | |
| DarkonZero | If we keep giving Cal a laxative....he'll have nothing left to give...so-to-speak. | |
| Greidanus | hehehe | |
| Cal-Crowe | my bowels! | |
| DarkonZero | Great....bowels was brought into it! | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks CAL! | |
| Greidanus | (imitating Cal) Oh, my tummy! It hurts! HURTS!!! | |
| Cal-Crowe | ok...thats over with | |
| Greidanus | thank you for proclaiming that | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Aurora". | ||
| * Cal-Crowe throws away all the bottles on the table | ||
| * Greidanus hides her stock pile... | ||
| Cal-Crowe | hmmm there's a bottle labled "Natural Vacation" | |
| Cal-Crowe | Is it laxitive? | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| Greidanus | try it! | |
| Greidanus | i love that stuff | |
| DarkonZero | It's a relaxant. | |
| * Greidanus snickers | ||
| Cal-Crowe | is it something that will make me expel something from my body? | |
| DarkonZero | Naw.... | |
| Greidanus | like a nice evening at home, with half the work! | |
| DarkonZero | Not at all..... | |
| * Cal-Crowe drinks a tablespoon worth of "Natural Vacation" | ||
| Cal-Crowe | no full bottle this time | |
| * DarkonZero looks at the bottle.... | ||
| DarkonZero | Cal...the bottle says "Natural Evactuation" | |
| DarkonZero | Cal...the bottle says "Natural Evacuation" | |
| Cal-Crowe | DAH@ | |
| DarkonZero | HAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| Greidanus | hehe | |
| * Cal-Crowe farts, pees, vomits, cries, and bleeds at the same time | ||
| Cal-Crowe | AHHHHHH | |
| DarkonZero | EEEEEWWWWW! | |
| Greidanus | well, at least it's *natural*... | |
| DarkonZero | True..... | |
| DarkonZero | And how true.... | |
| * Greidanus straps on the gas mask... | ||
| * Cal-Crowe goes to the bathroom to clean up. | ||
| * DarkonZero sees the "natural" mess Cal has made. | ||
| Greidanus | get the mop, while you're at it | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Breakout". | ||
| Greidanus | im not cleaning it up! | |
| * Cal-Crowe makes Mars clean up the mess | ||
| Cal-Crowe | MARS! CLEAN! | |
| * Greidanus watches as Mars goes up to Cal and licks his face | ||
| Cal-Crowe | EWW! | |
| Cal-Crowe | I got Mars saliva on me! | |
| Greidanus | BAD MARS! BAD BOT! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Mars looks like Bicentenial Man | |
| Greidanus | hmm... | |
| * DarkonZero goes to a corner just to punch walls..... | ||
| * Cal-Crowe punches DZ | ||
| * DarkonZero yells.... | ||
| DarkonZero | BREAKOUT! | |
| Greidanus | so amny personalities, in such a quiet bot | |
| * Greidanus punches Cal | ||
| * DarkonZero punches himself. | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| * Greidanus turns on the WWF wrestling music | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Greidanus | hey, its a fight, isnt it? | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "M.I.A.". | ||
| [Greidanus SOUND] | ||
| Cal-Crowe | ow! | |
| Greidanus | delayed reaction syndrome?? | |
| * Cal-Crowe turns on the Pina Colada music | ||
| * Greidanus stomps the CD player | ||
| Greidanus | there! | |
| Cal-Crowe | hey! | |
| * Cal-Crowe gets a Jeep brand CD player | ||
| * Cal-Crowe turns on the Pina Colada music | ||
| * Cal-Crowe sees Greid shiver | ||
| * Greidanus shoots the Jeep CD player with her Uzi | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Fear Factory's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars"4,1 | ||
| Greidanus | in cars... | |
| * DarkonZero rocks out to the song..... | ||
| DarkonZero | IT ROCKS!!!! | |
| Greidanus | ROCKIN' | |
| * Cal-Crowe eats some magic beans | ||
| * Cal-Crowe farts out a beanstalk | ||
| DarkonZero | I wish my singing voice didn't go out. | |
| Greidanus | ick... | |
| * Cal-Crowe climbs the beanstalk | ||
| DarkonZero | Ugh....CAL! | |
| * Greidanus turns into that mean giant | ||
| * Cal-Crowe finds a castle at the top | ||
| *** D-Raptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | De! | |
| DarkonZero | D! | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** D-Raptor is now known as DeRaptor | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| Greidanus | Fi, fi, fo, fum, I smell something really dumb... | |
| DeRaptor | stupid rassafrackin' piece a...oh, hi. | |
| Greidanus | De!! | |
| DeRaptor | Happy Meleagris gallopavo day, everybody. | |
| DeRaptor | And wb, Greidy! LTNS. | |
| Cal-Crowe | hehe | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars"4,1 | ||
| Greidanus | in cars... | |
| * Cal-Crowe plays "Macarena" | ||
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOO! | |
| * Greidanus shoots Cal down the beanstalk, just for kicks | ||
| * DarkonZero would like to kill Cal. | ||
| * Greidanus starts to cry hysterically | ||
| Cal-Crowe | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh14hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh15hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........... | |
| * Cal-Crowe waits to hit the ground | ||
| Greidanus | hmm... | |
| * Greidanus sees Cal splat onto the ground from 50 stories up | ||
| * DeRaptor steals Cal's net and runs. | ||
| DarkonZero | Cal doesn't splat.....he sorta mushes. | |
| Cal-Crowe | ow | |
| Greidanus | hehe | |
| Greidanus | we are so mean!! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Could someone...ow...help me? | |
| * Greidanus high fives DZ | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"When The Machines Rock"4,1 | ||
| Greidanus | in cars... oh! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Geez...the ground is cold | |
| * DarkonZero is evil...... | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Tubeworm Army | |
| * Greidanus is obviously eveil too, in a stupid sort of way | ||
| Greidanus | dah, typo!!! | |
| DeRaptor | Idunno, I think Cal more clattered. | |
| DeRaptor | I mean, he is metal. | |
| * Cal-Crowe orders his BOT in | ||
| * Greidanus kills her typo daemon | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm evil in a moronic kinda way. | |
| DarkonZero | Or doltish. | |
| Greidanus | yeah | |
| *** Dumbass has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Cal...it's for you. | |
| DeRaptor | Hello, dumbass. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Bot! Fixe me! | |
| Greidanus | oh great, another one of Cal's bots... | |
| * Dumbass fixes Cal | ||
| *** Dumbass is now known as Crowebot | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Thank you | |
| DarkonZero | Hey Dumbass...... | |
| * Cal-Crowe kicks Crowebot. | ||
| * Crowebot kicks back! | ||
| * Cal-Crowe kicks Crowebot | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll just keep callin' him Dumbass. | |
| * Crowebot kicks back! | ||
| * Cal-Crowe kicks back! | ||
| * Cal-Crowe kicks back! | ||
| * DeRaptor notices that Cal is now "fixed" in the manner that dogs are...not that he had anything to begin with... | ||
| Cal-Crowe | whee! | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| * DeRaptor kicks Crowebot for kicks. | ||
| * Crowebot kicks back! | ||
| * Cal-Crowe kicks back! | ||
| Cal-Crowe | hehe! | |
| DeRaptor | ow. | |
| Greidanus | De!!! Kick it!!! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Down In The Park"4,1 | ||
| Greidanus | kick it good... | |
| Cal-Crowe | !horascope | |
| Crowebot | 4 !horascope Is Not A Valid Command | |
| Cal-Crowe | !horoscope | |
| * DarkonZero kicks.....uh....the lamp. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | !virgo | |
| * Crowebot 9,1VIRGO!4 All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick. | ||
| DeRaptor | !whoro-..no, that's stupid. | |
| Crowebot | 4 !whoro-..no, that's stupid. Is Not A Valid Command | |
| DarkonZero | !taurus | |
| * Crowebot 9,1TAURUS!4 You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep | ||
| Greidanus | !taurus | |
| * DeRaptor kicks Cal. | ||
| * Crowebot 9,1TAURUS!4 You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep | ||
| *** MSTAnon is on IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon has joined #deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | !cancer | |
| * Crowebot 9,1CANCER!4 The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Anon! | |
| DarkonZero | Thats so true! | |
| MSTAnon | 418 is up. | |
| DeRaptor | that's nice. | |
| Greidanus | it is! | |
| MSTAnon | Uh, yes. Weird Al. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm going to start watching some Season 10 at 9:30 | |
| * MSTAnon finds it strange that De memorizes everybody's sign. | ||
| * MSTAnon is watching 1011 Horrors of Spider Island. | ||
| CallipyG | !aries | |
| * Crowebot 9,1ARIES!4 The look on your face will be priceless when you find that 40-pound watermelon in your colon Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Anon, what's your Horascope sign? | |
| Greidanus | horoscope, Cal | |
| Cal-Crowe | nevermind | |
| * DeRaptor is a cancer...and...um...kicks Anon. Yeah. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | !capricorn | |
| * Crowebot 9,1CAPRICORN!4 The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person... but you know they're lying If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again | ||
| Greidanus | dah, nm. iom obsessed with spelling | |
| DarkonZero | iom? | |
| DarkonZero | A new type of car. | |
| Greidanus | and as you may have noticed, i am a Taurus | |
| DarkonZero | The Dodge IOM! | |
| Greidanus | whee!! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm a Taurus.... | |
| MSTAnon | Ow! Quit it. | |
| Cal-Crowe | !taurus | |
| * Crowebot 9,1TAURUS!4 You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep | ||
| DarkonZero | That is so true. | |
| Greidanus | it is so true! | |
| * DarkonZero sobs...then gets back to work. | ||
| MSTAnon | That's your horoscope for today, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's your horoscope for today. | |
| Greidanus | new song? | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Me! I Disconnect From You"4,1 | ||
| Greidanus | i gotta go, guys. | |
| Cal-Crowe | It's a Weird Al Yankovic Song | |
| Cal-Crowe | buy | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Greid. | |
| CallipyG | DZ, send it | |
| Greidanus | g'night | |
| DarkonZero | Send what? | |
| * DarkonZero burps.... | ||
| Cal-Crowe | heh in Rocko's Modern Life, Chokey Chicken is Chewy Chicken now | |
| * DarkonZero sees a whole turkey fly out. | ||
| * Greidanus kicks DZ | ||
| DeRaptor | !Saggitarius | |
| Crowebot | 4 !Saggitarius Is Not A Valid Command | |
| DeRaptor | !Sagittarius | |
| DarkonZero | Greid...what? | |
| * Crowebot 9,1SAGITTARIUS!4 All your friends are laughing behind your back...kill them Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den. | ||
| Greidanus | yeah, i liked chokey chicken!!! | |
| DeRaptor | heheh...el show es un sagittarius... | |
| Greidanus | hehe, bye | |
| Crowebot | 9,1 coom back soon Greidanus!!! | |
| *** Greidanus has left IRC | ||
| *** Greidanus has quit IRC (Don't let Bonnie Hammer ruin your life too!!) | ||
| * DarkonZero screams for no apparent reason. | ||
| DarkonZero | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! | |
| DeRaptor | d'oh! | |
| * Cal-Crowe screams | ||
| Cal-Crowe | AH! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Nine Inch Nails'14,16,0:6,04,1"Starfookers, Inc."4,1 | ||
| DeRaptor | Did Bonnie Hammer ruin your life too, DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | She did.....and I hate her for it. | |
| Cal-Crowe | She put a dent the size of Alaska in my life | |
| DeRaptor | heheh...well, always remember, you're not alone. | |
| DarkonZero | I know.... | |
| * DeRaptor tosses Cal a wrench. | ||
| * DarkonZero hugs De for no apparent reason. | ||
| DeRaptor | Now, let's all get out our tapes, and have ourselves a Turkey Day. | |
| DeRaptor | oof! | |
| DeRaptor | You freak, and your...um...scaredness of Bonnie and stuff? | |
| * MSTAnon is almost done with his marathon! | ||
| * MSTAnon is watching 1011! | ||
| * DeRaptor hasn't even finished watching her first ep. | ||
| MSTAnon | That's sad, De. | |
| DarkonZero | I was working all day.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | Luckily, I'm starting to write The First Episode of Season 11 | |
| MSTAnon | What's Turkey Day without a marathon? | |
| DarkonZero | Welll...not all day..if I'm here. | |
| * DeRaptor kicks Anon. | ||
| * DeRaptor watches Pod People. | ||
| DeRaptor | I'm slow, okay? | |
| MSTAnon | Ow! Quit it. | |
| DeRaptor | IT STINKS! | |
| *** Sharene has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * Cal-Crowe puts on 1004 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Future War! | |
| * DarkonZero plans a MST-a-thon....from when he wakes up till 3PM tomorrow.....but he'll be alone...and sad. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | I'm watching a bunch of MST tomorrow | |
| DarkonZero | I'm just gonna make fun of some movie. | |
| DarkonZero | movies.... | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Does anyone want to see a sample of my episode guides? | |
| Cal-Crowe | I made one from 1012 | |
| MSTAnon | http://www.msties.com/episodes/1012.htm | |
| *** Crowebot has quit IRC (Bite Me) | ||
| Cal-Crowe | thats nice | |
| MSTAnon | Why, thank you. =) | |
| DeRaptor | "Uh, Joel, what are Boobs?" | |
| DeRaptor | heheheh. | |
| Cal-Crowe | What is missing from Anon's episode guides? | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Aurora"...again. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | A lot of parts need [Mike pours water on Crow] ya know...actions | |
| MSTAnon | Non-uniform stage directions suck. | |
| MSTAnon | Give the same scene to twelve different MSTies and get twelve different transcriptions. | |
| MSTAnon | I intentionally left out stage directions and included screenshots instead. You know, a picture is worth a thousand words. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....hello Sharene.......what brings you here? | |
| Cal-Crowe | yeachh | |
| Cal-Crowe | 1004 has some of those "Sci-fi me" commercials | |
| DeRaptor | pictures can't capture host segments in which the scene changes significantly, Anonoid. | |
| Cal-Crowe | My episode guides summarize everything | |
| MSTAnon | Whatever. | |
| * DarkonZero realizes he has not even watched the Sci-fi channel for 2 months. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Seeing Bobo and Brain Guy stoned is priceless | |
| MSTAnon | Yes, and? I've got lots of screenshots. | |
| Cal-Crowe | screenshots, smeenshots | |
| MSTAnon | Oh, you don't have any? Too bad for you. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Big Me"4,1 | ||
| MSTAnon | But anyways, back to watching the end of 1011. | |
| *** Bozarth is on IRC | ||
| *** Bozarth has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | BZO! | |
| DarkonZero | Er... | |
| DarkonZero | BOZ! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Seeing Nike as a clown is funny too | |
| Cal-Crowe | BOZ! | |
| Bozarth | ZD! | |
| DarkonZero | WOW! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm ZD! | |
| DarkonZero | I OWN A NETWORK! | |
| Cal-Crowe | FLOOP! | |
| DeRaptor | Why do my parakeets smell like birds? | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| * DarkonZero has no comment. | ||
| * DarkonZero sees De salivating. | ||
| DarkonZero | You're not gonna eat them, huh? | |
| DarkonZero | * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters':"Breakout"...again. | |
| * Cal-Crowe is away writing 1101 | ||
| DarkonZero | SHARENE? | |
| DarkonZero | HELLO! | |
| DarkonZero | Let us greet this lurker. | |
| DarkonZero | Everyone knows their parts... | |
| MSTAnon | Hi, Sharene! Want ops? | |
| * DeRaptor asks Sharene if her parakeets smell like birds. | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters':"Generator" | ||
| DarkonZero | Sharene.....you are truly a rude one. | |
| Cal-Crowe | hehe! | |
| DarkonZero | You're just occupying empty space ment for someone else. | |
| DarkonZero | meant, even.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | "Arnold Boll *censored*shit*censored*" was funny! | |
| * Cal-Crowe makes a sound of it | ||
| * MSTAnon watches 1012 Squirm. | ||
| * DarkonZero pulls the mask off Sharene..... | ||
| DarkonZero | It's Mr. Foggleworth! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters':"M.I.A." | ||
| DeRaptor | Crow has a sammich! | |
| DeRaptor | heeheehee...um...and stuff. | |
| * DeRaptor bangs her head on the wall. | ||
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| DarkonZero | Agh.... | |
| DarkonZero | That'll leave a mark. | |
| Cal-Crowe | "Yeah, Arnold H. Boll *muted*?" | |
| Cal-Crowe | wanyone want a sound of? | |
| DeRaptor | Music...from some guys...in space. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Replicas"4,1 | ||
| * DarkonZero has the taste of blood in his mouth.... | ||
| DarkonZero | Damn...I ripped up my throat again. | |
| DeRaptor | good one. | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks.... | |
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| DeRaptor | d'oh. | |
| * DarkonZero non-chalantly smacks De on the snoot. | ||
| MSTAnon | Noooooooooooooo springs! Hehehehehe! | |
| DeRaptor | Ow. | |
| * DeRaptor helps DZ rip his throat up. | ||
| DarkonZero | Thanks for the help. | |
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| DarkonZero | Now....back to Sharene.... | |
| DarkonZero | Sharene..... | |
| DarkonZero | Your flight is leaving. | |
| Sharene | what? | |
| DarkonZero | Ah....there we go. | |
| DarkonZero | Everyone...say hello to this nice person. | |
| DeRaptor | TRUMPY NO EAT BUDGIES@ | |
| DeRaptor | ! | |
| * DarkonZero thinks he's puttin' way too much sugar into it. | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"The Machman"4,1 | ||
| * DeRaptor slaps Sharene around a bit with Joe Don Baker's undies. | ||
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DarkonZero | Er... | |
| DarkonZero | That's gross De. | |
| * Cal-Crowe dips Sharene in some of Joe Don Baker | ||
| DarkonZero | And why would you want JDB's undies? | |
| * Cal-Crowe dips Sharene in some of Joe Don Baker's baby oil | ||
| *** you has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | you, you idiot! | |
| DeRaptor | I have them around for purposes of slapping. | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | I hate to say it...but Sharene sounds like a hair care product. | |
| DeRaptor | They're singing In Cars, DZ. | |
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | And they stopped. | |
| Cal-Crowe | you is fp@user-2ivf00p.dialup.mindspring.com * fran | |
| Cal-Crowe | Bob! | |
| DeRaptor | Hello, Bobboid. | |
| DarkonZero | BOOB! | |
| BobIshmael | Faimily talks too much, I swear, | |
| BobIshmael | Faimily talks too much, I swear. | |
| you | so ? | |
| BobIshmael | CC! | |
| BobIshmael | Hello, uh, De. | |
| BobIshmael | FAMILY! | |
| BobIshmael | I think my neices gunked up my keyboard. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Who are you you? | |
| DeRaptor | Why does everybody in Pod People sound like they're from a dubbed episode of Sailor Moon? | |
| Cal-Crowe | It's a mexican film | |
| you | you just told everyone | |
| Cal-Crowe | No i didn't | |
| you | yes you did | |
| * BobIshmael looks quizzical at De's IP. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | You did? | |
| * BobIshmael looks quizzically at De's IP. | ||
| BobIshmael | ARRRGH! | |
| * BobIshmael smashes his keyboard. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| you | scroll up | |
| BobIshmael | Into tiny peices you go! | |
| Cal-Crowe | no | |
| BobIshmael | Hey, you, who's on first? | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as me | ||
| you | what ? | |
| me | I'm me.... | |
| BobIshmael | What's on first? | |
| you | no whats on second | |
| *** Cal-Crowe has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe is now known as I | ||
| me | Where's myself? | |
| DeRaptor | I'm using NetZero cuz my regular ISP won't let me do anything. :P | |
| you | lol | |
| * BobIshmael ponders NetZero. | ||
| I | I is my name | |
| me | So it can be "Me, Myself, and I" | |
| *** you is now known as myself | ||
| me | AGH! | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** me is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe is on IRC | ||
| *** I is now known as Cal-Crowe | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Me, Myself, and I | |
| * BobIshmael cries. | ||
| *** myself is now known as memyselfan | ||
| BobIshmael | NO TURKEY DAY MARATHON! | |
| BobIshmael | It just occurred to me how much I miss those. | |
| DarkonZero | The same for me.... | |
| *** memyselfan is now known as metallica | ||
| BobIshmael | I saw my first ep on Turkey Day. | |
| metallica | ep ? | |
| BobIshmael | Extended Play. | |
| BobIshmael | Like a record, you know. | |
| metallica | oh | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"I Die, You Die (Information Society Mix)"4,1 | ||
| metallica | just got mp3 program | |
| metallica | winamp ? | |
| BobIshmael | I seem to missing one rowsdower.wav | |
| Cal-Crowe | Metallica is boring music | |
| * BobIshmael will BRB. | ||
| metallica | yea right | |
| * DarkonZero ponders watching "Gala Spectacular" at Computer Stew...just to watch Pikachu get eaten by Ghengis Khan. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | hehe! | |
| metallica | pretty wild imagination | |
| DarkonZero | The Bill Gates and Janet Reno part is weird. | |
| metallica | @->--- | |
| *** metallica has left #Deep13 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | (_)_) | |
| DarkonZero | Wow! A BLACK ROSE! | |
| DarkonZero | CAL! | |
| DarkonZero | Cal...no more if, ands, or butts..... | |
| DarkonZero | GOT IT! | |
| Cal-Crowe | And | |
| Cal-Crowe | If | |
| * DeRaptor slaps Cal's assicon with a wet towel. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | ow! | |
| Cal-Crowe | My golden ash! | |
| DarkonZero | Cal...your assicon is haning out. | |
| DarkonZero | And it ain't pretty! | |
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| Cal-Crowe | hinder | |
| Cal-Crowe | Sharene, I LOVE YOU! | |
| * DarkonZero thinks John Hargrave (one host of Computer Stew) looks kinda like Joel. | ||
| DeRaptor | Huh. Sleepy eyed...hates Gallagher? | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Sharene> hi | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Sharene> a/s/l plz | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Cal-Crowe> 112/She-Male/Hell | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Sharene> plz tell me | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Sharene> don be talking funny,ok? | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Cal-Crowe> 115/Male/Toledo | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Sharene> 115 age? | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Cal-Crowe> I still got my mojo | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Sharene> 15 age or 115 age? | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Cal-Crowe> 115 | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Cal-Crowe> Can we get married? | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Sharene> do u crazy | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Sharene> 115 | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Cal-Crowe> yeah | |
| DarkonZero | SUPER MARIO AND DON KNOTTS! YAY! | |
| Cal-Crowe | hehe! | |
| * BobIshmael backs. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | <Cal-Crowe> Want an Ensure? | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Cal-Crowe> o | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Cal-Crowe> I'm 90 | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Sharene> u r too old for me | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Sharene> i want boy is about 12-15 | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Cal-Crowe> close enough | |
| * DarkonZero sees Bob back up into the moat. | ||
| * DeRaptor trips Bob as he backs. | ||
| DarkonZero | SHE WANT BOY! | |
| BobIshmael | I didn't know we had a moa- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! | |
| * BobIshmael falls into the moat. | ||
| BobIshmael | What the hell? This is only 3" deep. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.....we have bad movie circling around in there. | |
| DarkonZero | movies....even. | |
| * BobIshmael looks at a tadpole swim by. | ||
| BobIshmael | And what am I doing? | |
| BobIshmael | Am I... | |
| Cal-Crowe | hehe! | |
| BobIshmael | I dunno.. | |
| BobIshmael | Am I... | |
| BobIshmael | SOAKING IN THEM?!?!?! | |
| * DarkonZero feels a certain (but stupid) power surge through him... | ||
| Cal-Crowe | in 1004 during the Dom Magnoli thing, Mike made a pop sound | |
| BobIshmael | No, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | I AM...! | |
| * DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRADORK15,16,0!6,0 | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork | ||
| UltraDork | Oh damn! | |
| * Cal-Crowe shoots Ultra Dork | ||
| UltraDork | OW! | |
| UltraDork | Why does everyone hate me so? | |
| * Cal-Crowe mounts Ultra Dork up on his fireplace | ||
| * UltraDork sobs in a corner. | ||
| * MSTAnon points and laughs at UltraDork. | ||
| * BobIshmael listens to Taco. | ||
| * UltraDork puts his arms out and his fists fire off towards Anon.....but don't reach cause he left the safety on. | ||
| UltraDork | Damn tether. | |
| * Cal-Crowe listens to Spam | ||
| Cal-Crowe | It tells you all! | |
| * BobIshmael puts on the Ritz. | ||
| * UltraDork sees Cal talk to a can of Spam. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | What, Spam? Kill Ultra Dork? | |
| Cal-Crowe | Ok, if you say so | |
| * UltraDork knows when he's not wanted..... | ||
| * UltraDork goes outside. | ||
| * BobIshmael locks D-Er, UD outside. | ||
| * UltraDork sits on the stoop outside. | ||
| * BobIshmael watches a tornado warning come on the TV. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Sharene loves me. | |
| BobIshmael | Another tornado, wow? | |
| UltraDork | [From outside] HEY MIKE PAUL AND KEVIN! | |
| DeRaptor | Sharene doesn't know you're a 3-foot sexless robot, does she? | |
| Sharene | who say me love u stupid | |
| Cal-Crowe | Me? | |
| BobIshmael | <TV> "...And the area outside #deep13 will be hit the hardest." | |
| BobIshmael | You hear that, DZ? | |
| * BobIshmael ponders making that a topic. | ||
| BobIshmael | Though it's still Turkey Day. | |
| UltraDork | [From outside] I hear.....and it seems Mike, Paul and Kevin will stay with me. | |
| * Cal-Crowe smooches Sharene | ||
| BobIshmael | D- UD, you already did this gag. | |
| UltraDork | It's really them! | |
| UltraDork | D'oh! | |
| Sharene | cal-crowe, do u crazy, i didn't say me love u before | |
| Cal-Crowe | Me love you? | |
| UltraDork | [From outside] It's really them! | |
| BobIshmael | og like fire | |
| * Cal-Crowe makes Mini-Me gestures | ||
| * UltraDork comes in through the window. | ||
| UltraDork | Hello! | |
| Sharene | u r crazy | |
| * Cal-Crowe shoots Ultra Dork | ||
| UltraDork | OW! | |
| Sharene | u love me, i also didn't love u | |
| Cal-Crowe | Sharene, want to know what Alt and f4 does? | |
| UltraDork | Sharene have well talk skill. | |
| Cal-Crowe | It kills me | |
| * DeRaptor smells birds and looks at her parakeets. | ||
| Sharene | no | |
| UltraDork | De's gonna eat her birds. | |
| Cal-Crowe | press Alt F4 at the same time to kill me | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm sorry | |
| *** Sharene has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| Cal-Crowe | HEHE! | |
| UltraDork | Nice going Cal. | |
| *** Sharene has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Whoops | |
| *** Cal-Crowe has left #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | I'm not going to EAT them, I'm just wondering why they smell like birds! | |
| UltraDork | Cause they're birds.... | |
| *** Cal-Crowe has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Sharene | do u crazy | |
| Cal-Crowe | me tarzan u jane | |
| * UltraDork is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| Sharene | tarzan and jane also not me, stupid idiot | |
| UltraDork | ..... | |
| * Cal-Crowe chuckles | ||
| *** Greidanus has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | me you love not? | |
| UltraDork | GREID! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Greid! | |
| BobIshmael | Heya Karate. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Sharene is dyslexic | |
| BobIshmael | ...and a moron. | |
| Greidanus | now i know that i am loved... for some unknown reason | |
| Sharene | i dun love | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm 97 | |
| UltraDork | I AM NO LONGER...! | |
| * UltraDork loses his dumb power and returns back to his old moronic, sorta secret alter-ego, DarkonZero. | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** UltraDork is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| Cal-Crowe | knock it off | |
| Sharene | u r so crazy | |
| Greidanus | me, 51 | |
| Cal-Crowe | eye no | |
| DarkonZero | I'm 12 | |
| BobIshmael | "You so cray-zay." | |
| Greidanus | ur so stoopid! | |
| [Greidanus SOUND] | ||
| Cal-Crowe | STOO-PID | |
| Greidanus | lets spell it! | |
| DarkonZero | No....wait....i'm 23....but act like I'm 12. | |
| *** Bozarth has left IRC | ||
| *** Bozarth has quit IRC (I can't come back! I don't know how it works! G'bye! G'bye!) | ||
| Greidanus | S-T-O-O-P-I-D | |
| BobIshmael | Well said, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks.... | |
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| DarkonZero | I take pride in stupidity. | |
| Sharene | u r the most stupuid idiot in the world | |
| BobIshmael | AHAHAHAHA! | |
| DarkonZero | I am....why thank you! | |
| Greidanus | well, im stupid myself, only in a moronic way | |
| BobIshmael | I ask permission to make THAT the topic! Please?! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm doltish. | |
| BobIshmael | Turkey Day's almost over, anyhow. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm a moronic cretinous simp | |
| BobIshmael | Don't forget "feeb!" | |
| Greidanus | yeah, in another 2 hours here in Mass | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....make it a topic. | |
| Greidanus | yeah, feeb works GREAT! | |
| Greidanus | yeah, make it the topic | |
| DeRaptor | Nooo...they're singing Pod People...I'm gonna cry here... | |
| *** Mars changes topic to '<Sharene> u r the most stupuid idiot in the world ' | ||
| Cal-Crowe | hee | |
| DeRaptor | I mean, Clown in the SKy | |
| DeRaptor | stupid me. | |
| Greidanus | i should quit saying 'yeah', period | |
| Cal-Crowe | ee be woop aue do waa | |
| * Greidanus starts to sniffle | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Will there still be a clown in the sky....for....me? | |
| DeRaptor | Tell me, where is that Clown in the sky...for....me..... | |
| * DeRaptor bawls. | ||
| * DarkonZero pats De on the back.... | ||
| DarkonZero | There....there. | |
| Cal-Crowe | That song was sad enough before the cancellation | |
| Greidanus | yeah... | |
| * Greidanus moans | ||
| DeRaptor | It's like...they wrote it for the occasion... | |
| * DeRaptor wonders why they originally wrote it... | ||
| *** Sharene is now known as Yuki | ||
| Greidanus | well, they knew that would happen... someday | |
| *** Mars changes topic to '<Yuki> u r the most stupuid idiot in the world ' | ||
| Cal-Crowe | hhe | |
| Greidanus | Yuki Mari, anime character! | |
| DeRaptor | Why is it that when I let my tape run too long, I hear a telephone dialing? | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Cal-Crowe> it's 15/Male/Up Yours, OH | |
| Greidanus | some VCR code | |
| DarkonZero | Make 7....UP YOURS! | |
| Cal-Crowe | hehe | |
| Greidanus | or something | |
| Cal-Crowe | Sharene/Yuki's motto :We be da best, i dink | |
| *** Yuki is now known as Hody | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Ho' Dee | |
| DarkonZero | HODY DO! | |
| Greidanus | what time is it? | |
| Greidanus | Howdy Doody time!! | |
| *** Mars changes topic to '<Hody>/<Yuki>/<Sharene> u r the most stupuid idiot in the world ' | ||
| Cal-Crowe | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| Greidanus | heh | |
| *** Hody is now known as Kitty | ||
| DarkonZero | Kitty.....wow.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | Woof | |
| Greidanus | whoa... geez | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Kitty> Mew | |
| * Greidanus chases the kitty | ||
| *** Mars changes topic to '<typehere@j9.iph11.jaring.my> u r the most stupuid idiot in the world ' | ||
| BobIshmael | How's that? | |
| DarkonZero | That'll work. | |
| Greidanus | yep | |
| * Cal-Crowe releases the hounds on Kitty | ||
| DarkonZero | Whatta name....Type Here. | |
| * DeRaptor pulls the kitty's tail and feeds it to Trumpy. | ||
| *** Cal is on IRC | ||
| Greidanus | heh, forgot to fill that in for mIRC i guess... | |
| Greidanus | hehe | |
| *** Ox has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | OX! | |
| DarkonZero | HEY! | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Kitty> why u love me? | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Cal-Crowe> U smell like a Big Mac | |
| Ox | what!? | |
| * Cal-Crowe reads the Ox-Bow Incident | ||
| Greidanus | Oxen flock to #Deep13 to feed on newbies | |
| DarkonZero | It's ol' pirch! | |
| *** Kitty is now known as Sharene | ||
| Cal-Crowe | SHAAAAAAAAAAARENE SHARENE BABY SHAAAAAAAAARENE! | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| Greidanus | lol | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Sharene> big mac? | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| Greidanus | <Sharene> wats big mac? | |
| DarkonZero | BOB! | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| BobIshmael | Sorry, couldn't help myself. | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Sharene> why u love me? | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Cal-Crowe> either that or pizza | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Cal-Crowe> You are pretty | |
| BobIshmael | You can always delete it, y'know. | |
| DarkonZero | But I don't wanna...I'm lazy. | |
| Cal-Crowe | oh Z'No! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'goninja.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | MANNY IS COMING! | |
| MSTAnon | Mr. Beardsley! | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | NO! | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Wait.. | |
| BobIshmael | That's not the one I hate. | |
| Greidanus | lol | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Sharene> but i dun love u | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Cal-Crowe> You do love me? | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Cal-Crowe> YAY! | |
| Greidanus | the sound wars!!! | |
| * /sound: no such file 'boostck.wav' | ||
| Cal-Crowe | <Sharene> if me dun love u, how can u sleep with me | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK! | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his boomstick. | ||
| *** MSTManos is on IRC | ||
| *** MSTManos has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | *BOOM! | |
| DarkonZero | MANOS! | |
| Greidanus | wb Manny | |
| * Cal-Crowe gets out his boom boom stick | ||
| MSTAnon | Hi, Manos. | |
| MSTAnon | Have 521? | |
| DeRaptor | Hello, Manny manny HEY! | |
| MSTManos | Hola, compadres. | |
| MSTManos | Ox? Sharene? | |
| * MSTManos looks up at the topic. | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| * MSTManos points and laughs at the newbies and moves on, | ||
| MSTManos | . | |
| Ox | hi | |
| BobIshmael | That's spanish for... "compact-dads." | |
| MSTManos | Right. | |
| BobIshmael | I always am. | |
| MSTManos | Hey! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to the midi of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Are 'Friends' Electric?"4,1 | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| MSTManos | Ox is a #cricketeer! | |
| DarkonZero | CRICKET! | |
| * Cal-Crowe listens to a midi of "Dare To Be Stupid" | ||
| DarkonZero | WOO! | |
| * MSTManos points and laughs at Ox some more. | ||
| MSTManos | BASEBALL! | |
| MSTManos | BASEBALL! | |
| DarkonZero | HOCKEY! | |
| MSTManos | Give me a bat over a wicket any old day! | |
| MSTAnon | PACKERS!!! | |
| MSTManos | BASKETBALL! | |
| MSTManos | KINGS!!!! | |
| BobIshmael | Is Dare To Be Stupid a parody of another I song or what? | |
| Greidanus | yeah, of Devo | |
| * MSTManos reminds Anon that the Kings kicked the Avs' asses 6 to 2 the other day >:) | ||
| DarkonZero | It's a parody of a style. | |
| Ox | tennis | |
| MSTAnon | Shaddap. | |
| MSTManos | TENNIS? BOO!!! | |
| MSTManos | Tennis sucks! | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| Greidanus | BRUINS!! PATRIOTS!!! WOOOOOOOOoooooo... | |
| Ox | puto | |
| DarkonZero | VIOLENCE! | |
| DarkonZero | WOO! | |
| MSTManos | Hey, people in charge, Ox called me a forker. | |
| BobIshmael | Yo! | |
| * DarkonZero ponders on playing Quake 3. | ||
| MSTManos | Get him. | |
| BobIshmael | It's the green machine! | |
| MSTManos | Get the cricket fan! | |
| * MSTManos charges over Ox with a baseball bat. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Sharene wants us to change the topic | |
| Greidanus | green eggs and ham... | |
| Cal-Crowe | let us? | |
| MSTManos | HAHAHAHAHA! | |
| MSTManos | No. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor breaks off one of Ox's horns and uses it to trumpet...um...something. | ||
| BobIshmael | Taps, De. Taps. | |
| Greidanus | yeah | |
| MSTManos | Sharene's stupidity must be enshrined. | |
| Ox | good people! | |
| BobIshmael | Greidanus/Callip, is this not the best thing you've ever heard? | |
| Greidanus | hmm, maybe... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'goninja.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| CallipyG | it sure is. | |
| DarkonZero | Manos.....her stupidity is already enshrined...in her hollow head. | |
| Cal-Crowe | ok | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'dare.mid' | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| *** Cal has left IRC | ||
| Ox | cagones! | |
| MSTManos | DZ... a topic is worth a 1000 words... not literally, mind you. | |
| DarkonZero | I got ya... | |
| * Cal-Crowe thinks that Ox is a Yard Ape | ||
| MSTManos | Woo-hoo! | |
| MSTManos | Folks! | |
| MSTManos | We've beaten #channels for most people in a room! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Please chaange the topic | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| Greidanus | heh | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'dare.mid' | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| Ox | bye friends | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Put that chainsaw down and listen to me | |
| Greidanus | friends? | |
| MSTManos | Please... | |
| MSTManos | Consider me enemy. | |
| MSTManos | Or, even better. | |
| Greidanus | i like fiends better | |
| DarkonZero | I'm also your enemy. | |
| MSTManos | Yes. | |
| MSTManos | Fiends. | |
| Ox | why? | |
| MSTManos | Because we are/ | |
| MSTManos | . | |
| MSTManos | Cricket nerd. | |
| BobIshmael | Wow, we're the 9th most populated channel on this server. | |
| MSTManos | CRICKET NERD! | |
| MSTManos | CRICKET NERD! | |
| MSTManos | CRICKET NERD! | |
| MSTManos | Ahem. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Please chaange the topic....Sharene wants you to change it | |
| DarkonZero | CC...are you giving in? | |
| Greidanus | hehe... Cal, she is sucking up to you!!! | |
| Greidanus | SUCK UP! | |
| Greidanus | SUCK UP! | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm kidding | |
| Ox | FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS! | |
| Cal-Crowe | leave it | |
| Greidanus | SUCK UP! | |
| MSTManos | ENEMIES! | |
| Greidanus | FIENDS!!! | |
| MSTManos | ENEMIES! | |
| MSTManos | ENEMIES! | |
| MSTManos | ENEMIES! | |
| Greidanus | FIENDS! | |
| * Cal-Crowe dares to be stupid | ||
| Ox | COOL | |
| DarkonZero | CC...why dare. | |
| MSTManos | Well... you're with us... so... | |
| DarkonZero | Sharene does dare. | |
| * DeRaptor hangs Cal from the ceiling by his ankles and uses him for a piñata. | ||
| * Cal-Crowe puts on a "Dare to be stupid" costume on | ||
| DarkonZero | doesn't even. | |
| Cal-Crowe | ow! | |
| Sharene | plz chnage the topic | |
| MSTManos | No. | |
| Ox | I ll be waitting for you out side MST! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Greid, any other Weird Al Midis do you want? | |
| DarkonZero | Pez change the topic? | |
| MSTManos | Um... I'm not going anywhere. | |
| MSTManos | And neither is Anon. | |
| Greidanus | umm, what do you have? | |
| Sharene | if who change the topic, i do want to him also can | |
| MSTManos | I can't fight with cricket fans. | |
| Ox | Im gonna brake your face | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'dare.mid' | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| Cal-Crowe | pretty much all of them, i can get more | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| * BobIshmael laughs. | ||
| MSTManos | You know, since Ox and Sharene don't celebrate Thanksgiving... | |
| DarkonZero | Ox...how on Earth are you gonna break someone's face? | |
| BobIshmael | I took my face into the auto shop a few days ago, it needed brake work. | |
| MSTManos | Heheh. | |
| Greidanus | bring out the turkey!!! | |
| MSTAnon | "You gonna be da worm face." | |
| * Cal-Crowe breaks ox's face | ||
| BobIshmael | Thank goodness that Manos' face-brakes work fine. | |
| MSTManos | Yep. | |
| MSTManos | All fine-tuned. | |
| MSTAnon | What's that, Manos? | |
| MSTManos | ? | |
| Sharene | plz change the topic | |
| Sharene | plz | |
| Sharene | plz | |
| Sharene | plz | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...are we being us.....or HG'ish? | |
| Sharene | plz | |
| Sharene | plz | |
| Sharene | plz | |
| Sharene | plz | |
| Sharene | plz | |
| Greidanus | say PLEASE | |
| *** Mars changes topic to '<typehere@j9.iph11.jaring.my> u r the most stupuid idiot in the world <Ox> Im gonna brake your face ' | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Gried, is there any midis from Running With Scissors you want? | |
| * DeRaptor bounces. | ||
| BobIshmael | There. | |
| Sharene | thankz | |
| Ox | ok! I don t know speak good english | |
| MSTManos | No shit. | |
| Greidanus | Pretty Fly For a Rabbi | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, these people came here.. | |
| Cal-Crowe | NOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT! HE HE HE! | |
| MSTManos | Hehehehe. | |
| BobIshmael | And now one is trying to "brake" Manos' face. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....we aren't being HG'ish...good. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Shitty, the shit sprite | |
| Greidanus | remember.... BREAK | |
| DeRaptor | d'oh. | |
| *** Greidanus has left IRC | ||
| *** Greidanus is now known as Shitty | ||
| BobIshmael | We would be HG'ish, if Ox and Sharene were MSTies. | |
| MSTAnon | Noooooooooooooooooo shit! Hehehehehehe! | |
| DarkonZero | True... | |
| MSTManos | So... kick 'em? | |
| MSTManos | Kick. | |
| * DeRaptor replaces the brake fluid in Bob's face with maple syrup. | ||
| MSTManos | Think about it, won't you/ | |
| DarkonZero | They're lurkers.... | |
| MSTManos | ? | |
| Shitty | no shit! | |
| BobIshmael | NOOOOOOOO! | |
| MSTManos | And one of 'em is a cricket fan... | |
| * BobIshmael 's face skids into a tree. | ||
| DarkonZero | Let us have fun with them still. | |
| CallipyG | whoa...Greidanus | |
| Shitty | maple syrup? why not the real thing? | |
| BobIshmael | NO! AND I DON'T HAVE INSURANCE FOR MY FACE, EITHER! | |
| Ox | BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE GAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| *** CallipyG has left IRC | ||
| *** CallipyG is now known as Fucking | ||
| * Shitty gnaws a maple log | ||
| *** CallipyG is on IRC | ||
| *** Fucking is now known as CallipyG | ||
| Cal-Crowe | hehe | |
| Shitty | hehe | |
| MSTManos | Good one. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'rabbi.mid' | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| *** Greidanus is on IRC | ||
| *** Shitty is now known as Greidanus | ||
| CallipyG | Who's the idiot that's offended by "profanity"? | |
| * Greidanus gnaws on a maple log | ||
| MSTManos | "Can I just say SHIT on TV?" | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as CaptObviou | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| CaptObviou | D'oh! | |
| *** CaptObviou is now known as CapObvious | ||
| * BobIshmael gets his face fixed.. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'rabbi.mid' | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| * BobIshmael 's face crashes in Robert Z'Dar's chin. | ||
| CallipyG | CptObvious, DZ | |
| BobIshmael | NOOOOOOO! | |
| Cal-Crowe | How ya doing Bernie? oy vey oy vey! | |
| Ox | BYE IM BORED! | |
| BobIshmael | Good riddance. | |
| MSTManos | WAIT!!! | |
| Greidanus | buh-bye! | |
| MSTManos | STAY!!! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Ox is a wild and crazy guy | |
| *** CapObvious is now known as CptObvious | ||
| Ox | JA JA | |
| MSTManos | I wanna see Ox get kicked. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o MSTManos | ||
| * Cal-Crowe shows Ox the door | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** CptObvious is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| Ox | WHAT MEANS KICKED? | |
| DarkonZero | YOU FLY! | |
| Cal-Crowe | You see | |
| BobIshmael | Well, Manny? | |
| *** Ox was kicked by MSTManos (This means "kicked") | ||
| *** Ox has joined #deep13 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | hehe! | |
| Greidanus | kicked means you get out of room | |
| Greidanus | nm | |
| *** Mars sets mode: -o MSTManos | ||
| Greidanus | heh | |
| Cal-Crowe | Out you pixies go through the door and through the window! | |
| Ox | OK BYE | |
| BobIshmael | The secret of. | |
| Greidanus | i feel too friendly toay | |
| BobIshmael | AH! | |
| BobIshmael | Damnation. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o MSTManos | ||
| Greidanus | doh! | |
| Ox | WHY YOU ARENT FRENDLY? | |
| * Greidanus slays the typo daemon | ||
| BobIshmael | Kick, Ban. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Greid, any others? I can get most of them except some polka medelys | |
| *** Ox was kicked by MSTManos (That's just my way.) | ||
| Greidanus | most of the time | |
| *** Ox has joined #deep13 | ||
| MSTAnon | WHY YOU AIN'T GOT NO BAD GRAMMER? | |
| BobIshmael | WHY YOU ARENT INTELLIGENT? | |
| Cal-Crowe | FUNNT! | |
| *** Ox was kicked by MSTManos (Have I mentioned I HATE cricket?) | ||
| *** Ox has joined #deep13 | ||
| Ox | HOLA | |
| Cal-Crowe | Ox is a simp | |
| BobIshmael | Kick, Ban. | |
| BobIshmael | Doooooooooooooo it. | |
| *** Ox was kicked by MSTManos (Maybe I should... I hate cricket.) | ||
| *** Ox has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | Doooooooooooooo it! | |
| Ox | HOLA | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Ox> mama la penga | |
| *** Ox was kicked by MSTManos (Adios.) | ||
| *** Ox has joined #deep13 | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +b *!*pirch@*.com.ar | ||
| BobIshmael | Sheesh, you want something done right... | |
| Cal-Crowe | hehe! | |
| *** Ox was kicked by MSTManos (Oh, one last thing... I hate cricket.) | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: -o MSTManos | ||
| Greidanus | hehe | |
| * BobIshmael wonders where the "ar" domain is from. | ||
| MSTManos | Armenia? | |
| Sharene | hehe | |
| Cal-Crowe | Ox is omega's buddy | |
| DarkonZero | Arkansas..... | |
| MSTManos | Hehehe. | |
| MSTManos | Maybe. | |
| BobIshmael | I think it's the Arab Emirates. | |
| MSTManos | No, that's AE | |
| Greidanus | wait, i msged Ox, and he has no idea what cricket is | |
| Cal-Crowe | Greid, want Jerry Springer? | |
| *** Bozarth is on IRC | ||
| *** Bozarth has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Boz! | |
| MSTManos | Boz! | |
| Greidanus | heya Bozo | |
| Bozarth | whoa | |
| Bozarth | this is some kind of attendance record | |
| DarkonZero | BOZ! | |
| Greidanus | no, no Springer | |
| MSTManos | Yeah... thanks to you, we STILL have a lead over #channels! | |
| * DeRaptor bounces on the couch. | ||
| Bozarth | cool | |
| Cal-Crowe | NOOOOOOOOOOOO SPRINGER! | |
| BobIshmael | Are we still #9 on the server? | |
| DarkonZero | LET US BE STUPID.....but not in the Sharene kinda way. | |
| Greidanus | hehe | |
| MSTManos | 10. | |
| Greidanus | damn | |
| Sharene | hehe | |
| MSTManos | No... we're in a tie for eighth. | |
| Greidanus | YaY | |
| MSTManos | CG... you said we can kick any intruding IRCops, right? | |
| * DarkonZero remembers the day we beat out #Star_Trek at events. | ||
| MSTManos | Or, ops. | |
| CallipyG | uh... | |
| MSTManos | Intruding. | |
| * Cal-Crowe paints Sharene's face green | ||
| MSTManos | Not just anyone there. | |
| MSTManos | Or anyone who comes. | |
| CallipyG | if they are intruding, yes you can. | |
| MSTManos | Ah. | |
| Sharene | why u paint my face green | |
| MSTManos | And, the rest... I see. | |
| MSTManos | Because it hides your stupidity. | |
| CallipyG | in fact, you can kick any of them | |
| MSTManos | Hmm. | |
| CallipyG | but dont unless they are intruding | |
| MSTManos | Good to hear. | |
| MSTManos | Oh, like MrB? | |
| DeRaptor | Mr B. Bitchural. | |
| MSTManos | Yes. | |
| MSTManos | I saw MrsB on the server. | |
| * MSTManos would like a survey of what people here would've told her. | ||
| CallipyG | well, if they bitch, De, i go to bluechillm, who has instructed them to stay out | |
| *** Sharene has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| MSTManos | Woo-hoo! | |
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| MSTManos | Hey... | |
| Cal-Crowe | wee | |
| MSTManos | Wait. | |
| MSTManos | No. | |
| MSTManos | NOW WE FELL TO NINTH! | |
| Cal-Crowe | MrB and MrsB got married yesterday | |
| DarkonZero | D'OH! | |
| Greidanus | hehe | |
| MSTManos | How sweet. I can barely contain myself. | |
| CallipyG | Aww,, how Sweet | |
| Cal-Crowe | I tried to crash their wedding | |
| Bozarth | who cares? If we're higher in attendance, the more people will come in | |
| Greidanus | hehe | |
| CallipyG | hehe | |
| MSTManos | Cal? Do you have a log? | |
| Cal-Crowe | I dumped gravy on thier wedding cake | |
| Cal-Crowe | no | |
| Bozarth | I think I have to go | |
| Bozarth | Bye | |
| MSTManos | Oh. | |
| Cal-Crowe | i got banned | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Boz.... | |
| Greidanus | lol | |
| *** Bozarth has left IRC | ||
| *** Bozarth has quit IRC (I can't come back! I don't know how it works! G'bye! G'bye!) | ||
| MSTManos | That would've been funny. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I sold MrB some condoms | |
| MSTManos | Cal... | |
| MSTManos | You're not banned. | |
| Cal-Crowe | why a wedding on a chat thing? | |
| Cal-Crowe | i know | |
| Cal-Crowe | i WAS banned | |
| MSTManos | Because it's worked before. IRC weddings have been around for nearly 8 years. | |
| *** BlueAFK has joined #deep13 | ||
| MSTManos | Speak of the devil. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I was a Best Man once | |
| Cal-Crowe | Link64 and Guenevere on Yahoo! Chat | |
| CallipyG | hmm | |
| Greidanus | heh | |
| Cal-Crowe | The RPG lounge | |
| *** BlueAFK has left #deep13 | ||
| Greidanus | gtg, bye | |
| Cal-Crowe | bye | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Greid. | |
| * DarkonZero hugs Greid..... | ||
| Greidanus | i might not come back.... again, parents found out i was online without them knowing. seeya round, i guess | |
| MSTManos | Bye, Greidy Gal. | |
| Cal-Crowe | see ya | |
| DarkonZero | Aloha! | |
| *** Greidanus has left IRC | ||
| *** Greidanus has quit IRC (Don't let Bonnie Hammer ruin your life too!!) | ||
| Cal-Crowe | heh | |
| * DarkonZero burps.... | ||
| MSTManos | Now we've fallen to a tie for tenth. | |
| DarkonZero | MSTies.....we are a dying breed. | |
| MSTManos | Not us. | |
| * DarkonZero sobs a bits. | ||
| MSTManos | We're the last of our kind... | |
| *** Sharene has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOOOOO! | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOOOOO! | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOOOOO! | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOOOOO! | |
| MSTManos | Oh, goody gumdrops... | |
| MSTManos | Wait... | |
| MSTManos | NOW WE'VE JUMPRD BACK TO NINTH! | |
| MSTManos | JUMPED, EVEN! | |
| Sharene | hi, i am back | |
| MSTManos | That's not good to hear. | |
| * DeRaptor ponders a MiSTie breeding program...and stops when she sees the look on Anon's face. | ||
| * DeRaptor dashes into the rafters. | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| MSTManos | Anyway... | |
| DarkonZero | De....it's ok.....you can come back down....... | |
| MSTManos | If we have enough MST tapes, we can spawn a new generation of MSTies. | |
| DeRaptor | No. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...stay up there.... | |
| MSTManos | If my children become MSTies... the spirit will live on. | |
| * DeRaptor ponders evolving flight and spotting cars. | ||
| *** MSTAnon has left IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon has quit IRC (Ping timeout for MSTAnon[user-33qtonm.dialup.mindspring.com]) | ||
| MSTManos | DAMMIT! | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if any of us will even have any children... | ||
| DarkonZero | One day I might...and fear for all of you. | |
| MSTManos | I have to. I mean, geez... I already have nephews. | |
| MSTManos | Well. | |
| DeRaptor | well, you tell me when you get to step A, okay? | |
| MSTManos | Um... | |
| MSTManos | I'll see. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| MSTManos | You know... for a room with so many people, it's real boring. | |
| DarkonZero | And which room is that? | |
| MSTManos | #Deep13. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| MSTManos | Of course. | |
| * DeRaptor adds a trampoline to make it more fun. | ||
| * DarkonZero starts jumping on the trampoline.....and hits the ceiling. | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| * BobIshmael looks away. | ||
| BobIshmael | Err.. Up. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm freaking dyslexic, man! | |
| MSTManos | Wow... check out the topic to #omega... | |
| BobIshmael | Okay, maybe not dyslexic. | |
| BobIshmael | But I was THINKING "I was away", but meant to type "*BobIshmael looks up." | |
| BobIshmael | oh well. | |
| BobIshmael | Hey! There's an #idiots! | |
| DarkonZero | Man....we must be idiots to miss that! | |
| * BobIshmael wonders what a "hole world" is. | ||
| DarkonZero | wonder full. | |
| BobIshmael | To #idiots! | |
| *** MSTManos has left IRC | ||
| *** MSTManos has quit IRC (Read error to MSTManos[p132.netwood.net]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| BobIshmael | Damn! | |
| *** MSTManos is on IRC | ||
| *** MSTManos has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | It can hurt like nothing can.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | baq | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm Droppy The Water Droplet! | |
| * DeRaptor wonders who the girl is who spurned mega. | ||
| DarkonZero | How bad does nothing hurt? | |
| DarkonZero | It's wonder full! | |
| Sharene | hehe | |
| BobIshmael | Er... Himself, De? | |
| MSTManos | Hmm. Sounds likely. | |
| DarkonZero | Should we setup Sharene with omega? | |
| Cal-Crowe | yes | |
| MSTManos | Yes... | |
| Cal-Crowe | soulmates | |
| MSTManos | Malaysians and Romanians mix like sour cream and chives. | |
| * DarkonZero sees the oncoming plague. | ||
| DeRaptor | oy... | |
| * DeRaptor puts on a gas mask. | ||
| DeRaptor | Where was it, DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | What if they reproduce? | |
| MSTManos | DAH! | |
| DarkonZero | That's the plague. | |
| MSTManos | A bunch of big-headed kids with bodies taller than their own torsos. | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Sharene Omega | |
| Cal-Crowe | Waqas and Sharene | |
| MSTManos | DAH! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Shah of persia's wife | |
| * CallipyG hasta go | ||
| Cal-Crowe | bye | |
| *** IncMeltMan is on IRC | ||
| *** IncMeltMan has joined #Deep13 | ||
| MSTManos | The Shaess. | |
| DarkonZero | Bye CG. | |
| CallipyG | bye all | |
| IncMeltMan | Hello! | |
| *** CallipyG has left IRC | ||
| *** CallipyG has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarkonZero | IMM! | |
| DeRaptor | Hey Meltin'. | |
| MSTManos | Bye, CG. And hello, Melty! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Metl! | |
| Sharene | hehe | |
| Sharene | hi | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| Sharene | hi guys | |
| BobIshmael | Chucko! | |
| MSTManos | Sharene? | |
| BobIshmael | Sharene, leave. | |
| DarkonZero | Sharene is a barrel of "hehe". | |
| IncMeltMan | Spanky! | |
| MSTManos | Sharene is Malaysian. HAHAHAHAHA! | |
| Sharene | hi guys | |
| *** IncMeltMan has left IRC | ||
| *** IncMeltMan is now known as MeltingMan | ||
| BobIshmael | Leave, Sharene. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Yes. | |
| * Cal-Crowe shows Sharene the door | ||
| Cal-Crowe | See? | |
| MSTManos | We're going to have a VERY important, secret debate... about cheese. | |
| Sharene | why u want me to go | |
| MSTManos | Again... | |
| MSTManos | We're going to have a VERY important, secret debate... about cheese. | |
| MeltingMan | I like cheese. | |
| * DeRaptor confuses Scott Sanborn by telling him turkeys are reptiles. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'ricky.mid' | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| * Cal-Crowe listens to My Bologna | ||
| *** Blink has joined #Deep13 | ||
| MeltingMan | 182 | |
| MSTManos | What's my age again? | |
| MSTManos | What's my age again? | |
| * MSTManos stops. | ||
| MSTManos | Sorry. | |
| MSTManos | Couldn't help myself. | |
| DeRaptor | 12. | |
| DarkonZero | Craig T. Nelson! | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| *** Sharene has left #Deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | Speak, Blink. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...one down. | |
| BobIshmael | Speak and blink. | |
| BobIshmael | Do the hokey-pokey.. Et cetera. | |
| Blink | hi | |
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| MeltingMan | Hello, Blink! | |
| * DeRaptor ties Bob's ears in a knot. | ||
| BobIshmael | Capitalize letters. | |
| DarkonZero | How enthused we are. | |
| BobIshmael | Try again, Blink. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'blink182-whats-my-age-again.mid' | ||
| [Blink SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | The hell's with this jpg, Melty? | |
| MSTManos | What sound did you just play, Blink? | |
| MeltingMan | The Inexplicable Objects guy sent it to me. | |
| DarkonZero | De...it's him....why ask? | |
| DeRaptor | DAH! I'm reading an article on ratmm about the exact same thing! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'dare.mid' | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | http://www.remarq.com/transcript.asp?g=rec%2Earts%2Etv%2Emst3k%2Emisc&tn=50114691&sh=02577a77a268fbf9&idx=-1 | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| BobIshmael | Why the hell were my ears tied in a knot? | |
| DeRaptor | Because. | |
| DeRaptor | I felt like it. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Hi Blink, who the hell are you? | |
| * BobIshmael lights De on fire. | ||
| BobIshmael | I felt like it. | |
| * Cal-Crowe pours water on De | ||
| DarkonZero | FLAMING DINO! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...wet Dino. | |
| * BobIshmael lights CC on fire. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | ow! | |
| BobIshmael | Knockitoff, do-gooder. | |
| Blink | im Blink | |
| BobIshmael | That you are. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I have scotchguard on me | |
| MSTManos | <Blink> im Blink | |
| MSTManos | Wow. How informative. | |
| DarkonZero | Thank you Capt Obvious! | |
| Blink | so how is everyone | |
| Cal-Crowe | Crappy | |
| MSTManos | Peachy. | |
| DarkonZero | Smeely. | |
| MeltingMan | Bela Lugosi: Wow, how informative, this vill zimplify everything. | |
| Cal-Crowe | hehe | |
| Blink | cool | |
| Blink | sounds like a winner channel to me | |
| * DarkonZero shudders.... | ||
| BobIshmael | Okay. I'm lost. | |
| DarkonZero | Did anyone feel the chill. | |
| MeltingMan | I'm 135 pounds. | |
| MSTManos | A winner channel. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I can't seem to hear you | |
| BobIshmael | I know what will make everything better... | |
| * BobIshmael lights De on fire. | ||
| MeltingMan | After eating turkey. | |
| DarkonZero | FLAMING DINO! | |
| * Cal-Crowe pours water on De | ||
| Cal-Crowe | I can't seem to hear you | |
| * DeRaptor realizes she's been set on fire twice. | ||
| * DeRaptor jumps in the pool. | ||
| * BobIshmael ponders getting all doped up on eltrypophan. | ||
| * DeRaptor climbs out and strangles Bob. | ||
| BobIshmael | That's the stuff in turkies, right? | |
| * MeltingMan pours Ebola Whiz on Spanky. | ||
| BobIshmael | HEY! OW! STOP! OW! | |
| BobIshmael | YOU TIED MY EARS IN A KNOT! | |
| BobIshmael | OW! | |
| * Cal-Crowe force feeds Bob a whole 5lb. turkey | ||
| BobIshmael | Whooo! | |
| * BobIshmael gets all doped up. | ||
| DarkonZero | CC....you shoulda made it a 12 lb. | |
| * Cal-Crowe force feeds Bob another whole 5lb. turkey | ||
| * Cal-Crowe force feeds Bob another whole 5lb. turkey | ||
| * Cal-Crowe force feeds Bob another whole 5lb. turkey | ||
| * Cal-Crowe force feeds Bob another whole 5lb. turkey | ||
| * Cal-Crowe force feeds Bob another whole 5lb. turkey | ||
| * Cal-Crowe force feeds Bob another whole 5lb. turkey | ||
| * Cal-Crowe force feeds Bob another whole 5lb. turkey | ||
| * Cal-Crowe force feeds Bob another whole 5lb. turkey | ||
| Cal-Crowe | mwa ha ha ha! | |
| DarkonZero | EGH! | |
| MeltingMan | EEGAH! | |
| * Cal-Crowe sees Bob become a FATSO! | ||
| * DeRaptor puts a fat suit on Cal. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | DAH | |
| * Cal-Crowe soffocates | ||
| DarkonZero | De....wrong one. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I | |
| Cal-Crowe | CANT | |
| * Cal-Crowe blows up. | ||
| * MeltingMan dresses Bob up like Slim Goodbody. | ||
| MeltingMan | Fat Goodbody! | |
| BobIshmael | I prefer Skinny BigGut. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Big McLargehuge | |
| MeltingMan | Chief? | |
| Cal-Crowe | McCloud? | |
| BobIshmael | Rick McRunfast. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | Pump Stumpgrind. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Bob Johnson...no...wait | |
| Cal-Crowe | Dirk Hardpec | |
| * DeRaptor kicks NetZero for its attempt to disconnect her. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Bob is dead | |
| * Cal-Crowe pokes Bob | ||
| Cal-Crowe | are you there | |
| Blink | have you ever craped your pants? | |
| MeltingMan | Jab Stammfest | |
| MSTManos | Um... | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOO! | |
| MeltingMan | Crape? | |
| DarkonZero | NOT HOME ALONE 2! | |
| Cal-Crowe | uhhh | |
| MSTManos | Why do you bring this up, Blink | |
| MSTManos | ? | |
| Cal-Crowe | HOME ALONE TWO????? | |
| BobIshmael | Miss me? Miss me? | |
| * Cal-Crowe slaps Macaulay Culkin | ||
| * Cal-Crowe slaps Macaulay Culkin again | ||
| * Cal-Crowe slaps Macaulay Culkin and again | ||
| * Cal-Crowe slaps Macaulay Culkin and again and again | ||
| Blink | just because | |
| MSTManos | .. | |
| BobIshmael | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! | |
| Blink | it sounded funny | |
| MSTManos | Yes? Just because... ? | |
| MSTManos | Oh. Blink? | |
| MeltingMan | Crape! | |
| MSTManos | Do you like South Park, by any chance? | |
| Blink | yes | |
| MSTManos | Uh-huh. | |
| MeltingMan | Poop, fart, ass! Funny! | |
| DarkonZero | Creped? | |
| * MeltingMan laughs | ||
| MSTManos | Which episode is your favorite, then? | |
| MeltingMan | Turd, Butt, Crap! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Blink, South Park is for idiots | |
| Cal-Crowe | Are you an idiot? | |
| MSTManos | SHUT UP, CAL! | |
| Blink | goto go | |
| *** Blink has quit IRC (<<-NE><GEN·ACiDMAX->> ©1999, Team Nexgen www.team-nexgen.com) | ||
| * MeltingMan slaps Cal. | ||
| MSTManos | We're trying to evaluate this man. | |
| * Cal-Crowe kicks Blink out | ||
| MSTManos | Hih. | |
| MSTManos | Huh. | |
| MeltingMan | We can't make fun of people when you scare them out right away, Cal! | |
| * DeRaptor scratches her head with her foot. | ||
| * DarkonZero burps..... | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey....Death Cloud. | |
| * DarkonZero sees a green cloud form. | ||
| * Cal-Crowe lights a match... | ||
| Cal-Crowe | *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* | |
| DarkonZero | NOT THE FACE! | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| BobIshmael | Uh-huh. | |
| * DeRaptor disintegrates in the blast. | ||
| DarkonZero | There I go again.....murdering stuff. | |
| * Cal-Crowe loves the credits of 1004 | ||
| BobIshmael | Er... QotDK? | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be in THE LIMBO if anyone needs me (which isn't gonna happen)...... | |
| Cal-Crowe | . | |
| * DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
| Session Close: Thu Nov 25 20:35:58 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Thu Nov 25 21:55:55 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<typehere@j9.iph11.jaring.my> u r the most stupuid idiot in the world <Ox> Im gonna brake your face ' | ||
| *** Set by Mars on Thu Nov 25 19:45:13 | ||
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| Cal-Crowe | It would be cool if there was a station like UHF like in the movie UHF | |
| MSTManos | DZ!!! | |
| Cal-Crowe | DZ! WEE! | |
| DarkonZero | MANOS! | |
| DarkonZero | CC! | |
| DarKrow | DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | DK! | |
| BobIshmael | No one thinks "Hmm. I have time to kill. I think I'll send some money to PBS." | |
| MeltingMan | Hey...does anyone know the name of the fat guy in Monty Python's the Meaning of Life who throws up and stuff? | |
| MeltingMan | The character, not the guy who played him. | |
| MSTManos | Well, Cal, guess what? They became UPN or WB stations. | |
| BobIshmael | The Maiter'd(sp) called him "Mr." | |
| BobIshmael | But... The french word for it, you know. | |
| Cal-Crowe | heh | |
| BobIshmael | He didn't say "Mister" in English, but in French. | |
| * MSTAnon watches the end of 1013. | ||
| MeltingMan | Well....I'm looking for a last name. In Moon Zero Two Dr. F says his name...and I can't understand him. | |
| MeltingMan | He says "Mr. ??????" | |
| Cal-Crowe | The Crawling Eye! The Marty Feldman story | |
| DarKrow | Cluesoe | |
| DarKrow | I think | |
| MeltingMan | Thanks. | |
| MeltingMan | That's good enough for me. | |
| DarKrow | ok | |
| DarKrow | I like the explosion part | |
| DarKrow | Sir, it eez only wafer thin | |
| DarkonZero | I can't eat anymore..... | |
| DarKrow | but it eez only wafer thin | |
| MSTManos | Me neither. | |
| MeltingMan | Heh | |
| * DarKrow picks up the mint with tweezers | ||
| DarkonZero | If I eat one more thing...I'll explode. | |
| * Cal-Crowe looks at the corner of the room | ||
| Cal-Crowe | There's a little door | |
| DarKrow | but sur, it eez only wafer thin | |
| * Cal-Crowe walks over to the door | ||
| Cal-Crowe | hmm | |
| DarkonZero | I don't care....I can't eat anymore.... | |
| * BobIshmael walks to his bedroom and locks the door. | ||
| DarKrow | oh, but sir | |
| Cal-Crowe | It says "Darkon Zero's Noggin" | |
| DarKrow | it is only Wafer thin | |
| * Cal-Crowe walks into the door | ||
| BobIshmael | is? eez! | |
| DarKrow | yeah | |
| DarKrow | whatever | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm in Darkon Zero's brain! | |
| * DarKrow forces the mint down DZ's throat | ||
| BobIshmael | I'm in my room, btw. Let me know when this is over. | |
| * Cal-Crowe pokes the parts of the brain | ||
| DarkonZero | CC.....get outta there! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Being Darkon Zero... | |
| * DarkonZero explodes..... | ||
| Cal-Crowe | AHHH | |
| * Cal-Crowe runs to the door | ||
| * DarKrow gets splattered | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey...CC you're familiar with my work? | |
| Cal-Crowe | whoops | |
| Cal-Crowe | Yeah | |
| *** jason is on IRC | ||
| * DarkonZero ponders on ever doing another chapter of "Being DarkonZero". | ||
| * DeRaptor still wonders if she should whine to Ed... | ||
| MSTAnon | The marathon is over. =( | |
| BobIshmael | I thought you already did, De. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I should have made DZ say "FUNNT" | |
| DarkonZero | FUNNT! | |
| MSTAnon | Sigh... | |
| * Cal-Crowe blows up the doorway | ||
| DarKrow | Is there a door into me | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| * DarkonZero randomly starts yelling at corners. | ||
| * DarKrow opens the door to his own brain and gets sucked into himself (neat trick) | ||
| BobIshmael | HA! _MY_ PBS station has it's own domain name! | |
| * Cal-Crowe feels a sudden urge to become a pop culture icon called...GAPMAN! | ||
| DeRaptor | I didn't send it yet. | |
| *** Cal-Crowe has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe is now known as Gapman | ||
| BobIshmael | Send it, De. | |
| Gapman | They call me mellow yellow | |
| * DeRaptor looks at the short robot in the trendy vest. | ||
| DeRaptor | Okay. | |
| * DeRaptor sends it. | ||
| * Gapman multiplies into 15 people | ||
| DarkonZero | Larry Gapman.....attorrney at law. | |
| * Gapman is borded | ||
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | Atourney | |
| *** Cal-Crowe is on IRC | ||
| *** Gapman is now known as Cal-Crowe | ||
| DarkonZero | Everwhat! | |
| DarKrow | it's cramped in here | |
| DarKrow | so this is what my life looks like | |
| * Cal-Crowe walks into the door to Anon's brain | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Hello? 15 | |
| MSTAnon | Heh. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Hello? 15 anyone in here? | |
| DarkonZero | <ECHO> | |
| Cal-Crowe | echo | |
| MSTAnon | Funny. | |
| DarkonZero | FUNNT! | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| BobIshmael | It's spelled "attorney", DK. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....it's DZ. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, you're right. | |
| BobIshmael | My mistake. | |
| MSTAnon | Well, I just got done watching Season 10 in its entirety, so I'm heading off to sleep. I won't wake up until suppertime tomorrow. | |
| BobIshmael | I thought DK had corrected you. | |
| DeRaptor | night, Anon of no help. | |
| BobIshmael | It's spelled "attorney", DZ. | |
| MSTAnon | Sorry, De. Best to just e-mail Miarecki. | |
| DarkonZero | I know Bob. | |
| MSTManos | Bye bye, Anony. | |
| BobIshmael | Obviously, you don't. | |
| MSTAnon | G'night, all! Hope you all had a great Turkey Day! | |
| *** MSTAnon has left IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon has quit IRC (Be sure to join MSTies Anonymous at... http://www.msties.com/) | ||
| BobIshmael | Otherwise, you would have spelled it right the first time. | |
| DarkonZero | I always type certain letters twice. | |
| DarkonZero | It's a habbit. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| DarkonZero | Habit....not Hobbit. | |
| Cal-Crowe | ahhhh | |
| Cal-Crowe | superman 4 will be on TBS later | |
| * DeRaptor grumbles, since she had her smpt set to redshift which ISN'T WORKING!! | ||
| DarkonZero | CAL! SAY IT AIN'T SO! | |
| Cal-Crowe | i can't | |
| Cal-Crowe | I might use that in Season 11 | |
| * BobIshmael sends a letter to PBS. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | What gives people the urge to make a crappy movie? | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Aurora" | ||
| BobIshmael | Hypothetically, shouldn't it be easier for PBS to obtain the right to air the MiSTed movies? | |
| DarkonZero | CC....it's Hollywood... | |
| BobIshmael | I mean, they ARE non-profit and all. | |
| Cal-Crowe | drugs? violent fathers? tramatic incidents with wolverines? | |
| BobIshmael | All of the above? | |
| DarkonZero | I go with Bob's answer. | |
| Cal-Crowe | yes | |
| Cal-Crowe | I mean...take a look at Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders... | |
| BobIshmael | Hypothetically, shouldn't it be easier for PBS to obtain the right to air the MiSTed movies? | |
| BobIshmael | I mean, they ARE non-profit and all. | |
| Cal-Crowe | A monkey that kills people? | |
| BobIshmael | *ahem* | |
| Cal-Crowe | yeah | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Breakout" | ||
| DeRaptor | "Outbreak", Cal. | |
| Cal-Crowe | a toy monkey...something you play with | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| Cal-Crowe | I lost my monkey and I can't find it! | |
| * DarkonZero never had a toy monkey. | ||
| DarkonZero | Titanic anyone! | |
| * Cal-Crowe retches | ||
| Cal-Crowe | My heart will... | |
| * Cal-Crowe has a heart attack | ||
| Cal-Crowe | GOOO on! | |
| DarkonZero | If Titanic deserved that Oscar......Dan Quayle deserves the Presidency. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Dan does? | |
| Cal-Crowe | Dan does! | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'crowheart.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Gimme Stitches" | ||
| * MSTManos thinks the Academy is full of gays... | ||
| DarkonZero | Heh. | |
| MSTManos | And sensitive women. | |
| * Cal-Crowe listens to a midi of "Dare To Be Stupid" | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'dare.mid' | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Manos...you just described gays again. | |
| MSTManos | Well, Dennis Miller is right. | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Shakespeare in Love...Titanic....The English Patient.... | |
| DarkonZero | Evil Dead 2 deserves an Oscar...... | |
| DarkonZero | That's my opinion. | |
| DarkonZero | And nobody cares. | |
| DarkonZero | And I'll shut up. | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| MeltingMan | Did Dennis say that or you, DZ? | |
| Cal-Crowe | MST The Movie deserved an oscare for "TV-Film movie that doesn't eat" | |
| Cal-Crowe | -e | |
| BobIshmael | "...that doesn't at?" | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, Oscar. | |
| BobIshmael | Nevermind. | |
| DarKrow | Bye PPLS! | |
| * DeRaptor snickers. | ||
| DeRaptor | bye bye, birdie. | |
| DarkonZero | Bye DK. | |
| *** DarKrow sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| MSTManos | Bye, DarK. | |
| DarKrow | You need that | |
| DarKrow | BIEEEEEEE | |
| *** DarKrow has left #Deep13 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | BI | |
| BobIshmael | BI? Me? | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Learn To Fly" | ||
| DeRaptor | d'oh | |
| BobIshmael | Er.. Wait.. | |
| BobIshmael | That's not a propisition, is it? | |
| MeltingMan | Foo | |
| DarkonZero | FOO! | |
| MeltingMan | I pities the foo....fighters. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
| MeltingMan | I turnsed into Popeye T | |
| Cal-Crowe | Popeye Doyle? | |
| Cal-Crowe | as played by Al Bundee? | |
| Cal-Crowe | Al Bundee.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | heh | |
| Cal-Crowe | I gott a go by eevery one | |
| MeltingMan | Bye, then | |
| *** DarKrow has left IRC | ||
| MSTManos | Bye, Cal. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Goodnight, Johnboy. | |
| * Cal-Crowe skips and jumps out and frolics | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (Parting is such sweet sorrow. got mst3k?) | ||
| MeltingMan | Goodnight, McCloud! | |
| DeRaptor | Bob, did anybody ever tell you you're evil? | |
| BobIshmael | Yes... But what'd I do NOW? | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "M.I.A." | ||
| BobIshmael | Well? | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor throws cow pies at Bob. | ||
| MeltingMan | heh | |
| MeltingMan | Cow pies. | |
| BobIshmael | What'd I do?! | |
| MeltingMan | You got hit by cow pies! | |
| MeltingMan | Ha ha ha! | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | Bob, why the sudden obsession with Vanilla Ice, anyhoo? | |
| BobIshmael | It's not Vanilla Ice, just this song. | |
| DarkonZero | He was watchin' the Ninja Turtles. | |
| BobIshmael | I actually own the first two movies on VHS. | |
| MeltingMan | Not DVD? | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the Foo Fighters' "Next Year" | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | Dammit, Bob, I might start to like this. Stop it. | |
| BobIshmael | Yo! | |
| DeRaptor | Shaddup! | |
| * BobIshmael flails his arms around, ala Vanilla Ice. | ||
| MeltingMan | Word to yo mutha! | |
| DarkonZero | BOb's plan is to implant the sound in your head to make you insane for the rest of your life. | |
| * BobIshmael wonders what "Word to your mother" means, anyway. | ||
| MSTManos | What's Vanilla Ice up to, nowadays? ;) | |
| BobIshmael | My mother doesn't listen to Vanilla Ice. | |
| BobIshmael | He's doing "alternative" music. | |
| BobIshmael | Under a different name, of course. | |
| BobIshmael | I think he has dreads now. | |
| MSTManos | So, Ice melted. | |
| BobIshmael | (rimshot) | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah...he made heavy metal remix of Ice Ice Baby....it really sucks! | |
| DarkonZero | Actually....he's still goin by "Vanilla Ice". | |
| BobIshmael | He did? ACK!~ | |
| BobIshmael | He did? ACK! | |
| BobIshmael | Is he? | |
| BobIshmael | What a loser. | |
| DarkonZero | He's sorta doing the Korn thing. | |
| MeltingMan | Well...not really heavy metal...more like whatever the hell Rage Against the Machine is | |
| MSTManos | Ack! | |
| DeRaptor | <BobIshmael> My mother doesn't listen to Vanilla Ice. | |
| DeRaptor | <BobIshmael> He's doing "alternative" music. | |
| DeRaptor | Do male mothers run in the family? | |
| * MeltingMan laughs. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hehehe... | |
| MSTManos | Hehehe. | |
| BobIshmael | Er. Paron? | |
| DarkonZero | Paron! | |
| DarkonZero | PARON! | |
| DeRaptor | Paron? | |
| BobIshmael | Perron. | |
| DeRaptor | Pear-on. | |
| * MeltingMan pictures Divine as Bob's mom. | ||
| BobIshmael | Shut the hell up, all of you! | |
| MeltingMan | Heh | |
| MeltingMan | Poor Bob. | |
| * BobIshmael cries. | ||
| BobIshmael | I'm very delicate. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Matthew Sweet's "Thunderstorm" | ||
| BobIshmael | Handle me with care. | |
| BobIshmael | This side up. | |
| BobIshmael | That sort of thing. | |
| * DarkonZero drops Bob. | ||
| DarkonZero | Oops. | |
| * BobIshmael lands this side up. | ||
| BobIshmael | Phew. | |
| DarkonZero | That means you landed on your head. | |
| BobIshmael | I know. | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as CptObvious | ||
| * BobIshmael looks at his sketch of The Tick compared to his tracing of The Tick and cries. | ||
| CptObvious | It sucks.... | |
| BobIshmael | Obviously! | |
| CptObvious | That's what I'm here for. | |
| * MeltingMan laughs at the idea that Bob can't draw. | ||
| CptObvious | He sucks at drawing.... | |
| * DeRaptor scribbles on Bob's drawings with blue ink. | ||
| MeltingMan | You're worthless! HAHAHAHA!!! | |
| CptObvious | That's my line! | |
| CptObvious | That was preety damned obvious! | |
| MeltingMan | The idea of you being worthless is amusing to me, Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Thanks, De. Looks better, but not by much. | |
| BobIshmael | I am ashamed at your amusement. | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** CptObvious is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | This 9 min song is rather good. | |
| BobIshmael | The Ninja Rap? I know. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...the Ninja Crap, Bob. | |
| DeRaptor | Thank JOEL it's not 9 minutes! | |
| * BobIshmael will BRB: Pumpking Pie. | ||
| * DarkonZero ponders Ninja Crap..... | ||
| BobIshmael | That's not a typo. | |
| DarkonZero | Pretty messing.... | |
| BobIshmael | Okay, it is. | |
| BobIshmael | BRB. | |
| MSTManos | I'm off for the night. | |
| DarkonZero | Night Manos! | |
| MSTManos | Until we meet again, fello 13ers. | |
| DarkonZero | NightManos! | |
| MSTManos | Bye. | |
| *** MSTManos has left IRC | ||
| *** MSTManos has quit IRC (Love, peace and chicken grease!) | ||
| * DarkonZero kicks himself. | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Matthew Sweet's "Ultrasuede" | ||
| * DarkonZero kicks back on the couch to listen to his old person music.....ok....not-so-old person music. | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Matthew Sweet's "Evangeline" | ||
| DeRaptor | d'oh | |
| DarkonZero | And what was the "d'oh" for? | |
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| MeltingMan | Yah | |
| * DeRaptor ponders making a .wav of Joel and his 'botses singing "In Cars" | ||
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| * BobIshmael returns. | ||
| BobIshmael | What the.. | |
| BobIshmael | How, pray tell, would you do that? | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | Magic, Bob, Magic. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Matthew Sweet's "Split Personality" | ||
| BobIshmael | Please? | |
| BobIshmael | Besides, I'm the only one who knows magic. | |
| MeltingMan | Magic's easy when you know the secret. | |
| DeRaptor | I thought only Carrie Donovan knew Magic. | |
| MeltingMan | Hmmm | |
| BobIshmael | C'mon, De. Please? | |
| DeRaptor | Please what? | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Nine Inch Nails' "Pilgrimage" | ||
| BobIshmael | Please tell me how you plan on making J&TB sing "Cars." | |
| BobIshmael | I'll be eternally grateful. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....the Pod People Ep. | |
| DeRaptor | I know Crow. he can set it up for me. | |
| DeRaptor | DZ!!! | |
| * DeRaptor covers DZ's mouth with duct tape. | ||
| DarkonZero | Sorry De...Bob's whining got to me. | |
| DarkonZero | MMMMMM! | |
| DarkonZero | MMMMMM! | |
| DeRaptor | He was talking about Clowns in the Sky. | |
| DeRaptor | He doesn't know what he's saying. | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| BobIshmael | You're in luck, I never saw Pod People. | |
| * DarkonZero rips off the duct tape. | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| DeRaptor | And you call yourself a MiSTie...tsk, tsk. | |
| DarkonZero | I saw is whe it first aired. | |
| DarkonZero | is to it | |
| * BobIshmael thinks back. | ||
| DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
| BobIshmael | The majority of the CC eps I saw were during Turkey Day marathons when I was trying to watch over a bunch of stupid, talking family members. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Nine Inch Nails' "Starfuckers, Inc." | ||
| DarkonZero | A song about Sci-fi. | |
| DarkonZero | I feel better. | |
| DarkonZero | And you can add ComCen too. | |
| MeltingMan | Pod People's on Home Video....and it's reduced in price. | |
| BobIshmael | Then buy it and send it to me. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| MeltingMan | Um....no. Get your male mother to do it. | |
| DarkonZero | hehehehehe.... | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael | ||
| BobIshmael | What was that? | |
| * DeRaptor snickers. | ||
| MeltingMan | Uh oh. | |
| * MeltingMan hides. | ||
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
| * /sound: unable to play 'krankor.wav' | ||
| * DeRaptor hits Bob on the head with her @. | ||
| BobIshmael | Damn right. | |
| BobIshmael | OW! | |
| *** Mars sets mode: -o BobIshmael | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Nine Inch Nails' "Where Is Everybody?" | ||
| DarkonZero | What Lodo is saying now..... | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry....had to make alittle Lodo bash. | |
| DeRaptor | heh. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if Bob's mother is Vanilla Ice. | ||
| DarkonZero | HAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| BobIshmael | Yes, De, she is. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | And his name is TS! | |
| BobIshmael | Not "Lodovik"! | |
| BobIshmael | Don't encourage him! | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....does it really matter!? | |
| BobIshmael | Yes. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....TS it is.....and he'll be known as "Tough Shit" by me whenever he bothers me. | |
| BobIshmael | Sure thing. | |
| BobIshmael | Isn't that better than calling him "Load." | |
| BobIshmael | "?" | |
| DarkonZero | TS to TS is what I used to say. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1The Chemical Brothers'14,16,0:6,04,1"Let Forever Be"4,1 | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | So our family tree goes Vanilla Ice -- Bob Ishmael -- jasoN... | |
| DarkonZero | Then FISHMEAL! | |
| DeRaptor | Bob..who is N's father? | |
| DarkonZero | De...did you need to ask? | |
| DarkonZero | It might be disturbing. | |
| DeRaptor | I need to know, if I'm going to draw his family tree... | |
| DarkonZero | And if it's Vanilla Ice....I'm outta here. | |
| MeltingMan | The BobIshmael Geneology Bop! | |
| DeRaptor | Whee! | |
| DeRaptor | Alright my little robot friends, but we only travel down this road once. | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of They Might Be Giants' "AKA Driver" | ||
| BobIshmael | That's a personal matter, De. | |
| DeRaptor | But...I need to know. | |
| DeRaptor | It's a matter of Church records. | |
| DarkonZero | It involved a petri dish. | |
| BobIshmael | OKAY! I DON'T KNOW! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?! | |
| MeltingMan | heh | |
| DarkonZero | Bob's lying! | |
| DeRaptor | Well...surely you have a list of...potential fathers you could test against N's DNA? | |
| BobIshmael | I refuse to answer this. | |
| BobIshmael | I can't see this conversation ending on a pleasant note. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of They Might Be Giants' "Hypnotist Of Ladies" | ||
| * DeRaptor eats the Hypnotist's watch. | ||
| DeRaptor | Bob...we need to know N's father. | |
| BobIshmael | N's father would probably end up being DZ or something and that's something I'd rather not contemplate. | |
| DeRaptor | It's important. | |
| DarkonZero | WHAT!? | |
| DeRaptor | It could be TS, for all we know. | |
| DarkonZero | ME? | |
| DarkonZero | Not me....nuh-uh. | |
| * DeRaptor tests N's DNA and finds.. | ||
| DeRaptor | There is only one person who could be N's father, and he's in this room. | |
| BobIshmael | (duh-duh-duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!) | |
| * DarkonZero crosses his fingers.... | ||
| DeRaptor | Bob, you are NOT the father. | |
| DeRaptor | Neither am I. | |
| DeRaptor | Or you, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Not me....not me.....not me. | |
| DeRaptor | Or even you, Melty. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh good. | |
| DeRaptor | N's father is none other than...MARS! | |
| DarkonZero | MARS? | |
| MeltingMan | Oh my! | |
| * DarkonZero hands Mars a cigar. | ||
| DeRaptor | Yes. The tests are conclusive. | |
| * BobIshmael looks at Mas. | ||
| BobIshmael | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of They Might Be Giants' "For Science" | ||
| DeRaptor | So tell us, Bob, how is Mars? wink wink, hint hint? | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
| BobIshmael | AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! | |
| * DarkonZero tosses his Oreo's. | ||
| * BobIshmael smacks De. | ||
| BobIshmael | SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! | |
| * BobIshmael runs to his room. | ||
| BobIshmael | SHUT UP! | |
| * BobIshmael slams the door. | ||
| DarkonZero | Nice going De.... | |
| BobIshmael | (from room) Stupid jerks. | |
| * DeRaptor rotfl. | ||
| DarkonZero | You gave me a mental image that won't die. | |
| * DeRaptor gasps for air. | ||
| * DeRaptor continues chortling hysterically. | ||
| * DarkonZero tackels De. | ||
| DeRaptor | ACKPTH! | |
| * DeRaptor digs her claws into DZ, escapes, and flees to the rafters. | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm still attached to your claws, De. | |
| DarkonZero | You really dug 'em in. | |
| DeRaptor | woops. | |
| * DeRaptor retrieves her claws, and returns to the rafters. | ||
| DarkonZero | Is that all you can sa- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! | |
| * DeRaptor paints "Bob luvs Mars" on the wall. | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| * DarkonZero floats up to the rafters..... | ||
| DarkonZero | Hello. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of They Might Be Giants' "Particle Man" | ||
| DeRaptor | Um...hi, floaty DZ. | |
| * DarkonZero takes hold of De. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hello.... | |
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has quit IRC (Ping timeout for BobIshmael[dialup-209.245.46.55.SanDiego1.Level3.net]) | ||
| DarkonZero | Awww.... | |
| DarkonZero | Bob go ping...and gone! | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | BOOB! | |
| BobIshmael | Last thing I saw was me calling you all "stupid jerks." | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of They Might Be Giants' "Subliminal" | ||
| * DeRaptor bites DZ. | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| * DarkonZero falls..... | ||
| DarkonZero | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! | |
| * DarkonZero lands on the lamp. | ||
| DarkonZero | That makes 5 this week. | |
| * BobIshmael will BRB. | ||
| DeRaptor | HA HA! | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh...laugh at my pain, eh......haha...laugh...comeon! | |
| * DeRaptor points to where she wrote "Bob luvs Mars" on the wall. | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Are 'Friends' Electric?"4,1 | ||
| DarkonZero | Well..... | |
| DarkonZero | Let us all laugh..... | |
| DarkonZero | At misfortune. | |
| * DarkonZero thinks about what he said. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm an idiot. | |
| * DarkonZero feels a certain (but stupid) power surge through him... | ||
| * DarkonZero power subsides..... | ||
| DarkonZero | Odd..... | |
| * DarkonZero goes to a corner to sit..... | ||
| * DeRaptor finds DZ's spandex suit and rips it up. | ||
| DarkonZero | That's IMM's containment suit. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh. | |
| DeRaptor | Woops. | |
| * DeRaptor runs from the avalanche of melting flesh. | ||
| DarkonZero | Now he can barely cantain himself..... | |
| DarkonZero | D'OH! | |
| DarkonZero | Stupid puns..... | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be going for a bit...I'll be back. | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Thu Nov 25 23:47:26 1999 | ||
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