#Deep13_991123.log

Session Start: Tue Nov 23 00:21:04 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Happy Birthday 13,1Bozarth3,0 And welcome back 13,1Cal-Crowe And see Mike vs. the Huge Bald Nazi: http://people.ne.mediaone.net/lauwers/Jesse.htm'
*** Set by DeRaptor on Mon Nov 22 19:45:53
DarkonZeroHeelo.
* BobIsIll laughs.
BobIsIllNow that was good.
DarkonZeroCan anyone answer me this.....what is the point of xeroxing a croc?
BobIsIllBravo, De.
BobIsIll...idile?
BobIsIllOr pot?
DeRaptorxeroxing a croc?
DarkonZeroCrocidile....
DarkonZeroYes....xeroxing a croc.
DeRaptorso...why?
BobIsIllI'm sorry. I can't answer that one.
DarkonZeroNothing....it cameup in a nature show on the Discovery Channel.
DarkonZeroI thought anyone here would have that point.....
DarkonZeroBut apparently.....all the points I see are on the heads of everyone.
DeRaptorWas this Steve Irwin's doing?
DarkonZeroNo.
DeRaptorHuh.
DarkonZeroNevermind....
* DarkonZero goes back to watching Computer Stew.....
* BobIsIll calculates the time since he ate last.
Session Close: Tue Nov 23 00:27:58 1999
Session Start: Tue Nov 23 01:45:40 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Happy Birthday 13,1Bozarth3,0 And welcome back 13,1Cal-Crowe And see Mike vs. the Huge Bald Nazi: http://people.ne.mediaone.net/lauwers/Jesse.htm'
*** Set by DeRaptor on Mon Nov 22 19:45:53
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Tue Nov 23 01:45:56 1999
Session Start: Tue Nov 23 18:51:24 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Brak calls Thanksgiving "Turkey Day", yay! http://www.CartoonNetwork.com/spaceghost/soundb.html'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Nov 23 18:50:56
DarkonZeroWEE!
* Cal-Crowe spanks his MIRC
Cal-CroweDZ!
Cal-CroweWEE!
DarkonZeroCC!
Locdog07Hiya DZ
DarkonZeroHey Loc....
Locdog07Did you ever play any of my Gamera game, DZ?
DarkonZeroNo.....should I have? Cause if I were to...I'm sorry. I've been busy.....MK4.
Locdog07That's okay
DarkonZeroDAMN MK4!
Locdog07hmm
DarkonZeroAnd MK Trilogy.
Locdog07On what system?
DarkonZeroPlaystation.
Locdog07k
DarkonZeroAnd damn Sub-Zero especially...
DarkonZeroI bought all three games.....
DarkonZeroDamn them.
*** MSTAnon is on IRC
*** MSTAnon has joined #deep13
* DarkonZero tries to get everyone just to damn stuff.
DarkonZeroDAMN ANON!
Locdog07Hi Anon
Cal-CroweHi Anon
Cal-CroweLoc, which tape did you choose?
Locdog07Huh?
Locdog07Tape...?
Locdog07Oh!
Locdog07Red Zone Cuba
* DarkonZero goes to a corner to rant.....
BozarthBBL
*** Bozarth has left IRC
*** Bozarth has quit IRC (I can't come back! I don't know how it works! G'bye! G'bye!)
DarkonZero[From the corner] damn corner.....
DarkonZero[From the corner] damn wall......
* Locdog07 runs up to DZ
Locdog07HEY!
DarkonZeroDAMN YOU!
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
Locdog07uh...okay
* Cal-Crowe taps DZ in the shoulder
Cal-CroweHi.
* DarkonZero goes back to "damnin'" things.....
MSTAnonHello.
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
DarkonZeroDAMN DAMN DAMN!
* DarkonZero feels better.....
MSTAnonHooray for Turkey Day!
* DarkonZero goes back to the corner....
DarkonZeroWait...
* DarkonZero goes back to the table.
DarkonZeroI went the wrong way.
Cal-CroweLoc, could you send me knps.dll and knpg.dil
Cal-Crowedll
Locdog07Uh..I just did
Locdog07knpg.zip
Cal-Croweunzipped
Locdog07WHAT
Cal-Crowethe zip thing is messed up
DarkonZeroCC zipper is stuck.
Locdog07heh
Cal-Croweheh
Cal-CroweHEY!
DarkonZeroAnd he catches on......
DarkonZeroKidding....
Locdog07ewww
Locdog07Catching on your zipper's gotta hurt
DarkonZeroAGH!
Locdog07Does "bender" mean the same thing in America as it does in England?
Cal-CroweIt does
Cal-CroweHEH
DarkonZeroDon't say that....it brings back odd memories.
Locdog07erm...okay
DarkonZeroOdd?
DarkonZeroI meant that.
Locdog07....
Locdog07Well, does "bender" mean the same thing in America as it does in England?
Cal-CroweBender....heh heheheheheh
Locdog07Well, does it?
DarkonZeroBender....
MSTAnonBender?
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
* MSTAnon shrugs.
Locdog07It means "homosexual" over here
MSTAnonAh.
DarkonZero....
MSTAnonEww.
Locdog07So you can imagine the odd reviews Futurama has been getting
DarkonZeroI think not, Loc....
DarkonZeroDon't wanna....
Locdog07Hmmph
DarkonZeroI know a "fag" in England is a cigarette.....
Locdog07And gay
DarkonZeroHere....
Cal-Crowedammnit...
Locdog07We use it for both
MSTAnonReally?
Locdog07What, Cal?
DarkonZeroJust don't askj for a pack of 'em.
Cal-CroweHow do you see hidden files?
Locdog07Hidden files? Whah?
DarkonZeroI know...I know....
MSTAnonBRB.
DarkonZeroHold on....
Cal-CroweLoc, could you send it again so i can direct it to my Gamera Games folder?
DarkonZeroGo into Windows Explorer.....and click on View/Folder Options....
Cal-Crowei got it
Locdog07D'oh...I missed Fruitties
* DarkonZero burps....
* DarkonZero sees a green cloud form.
Locdog07ewww
DarkonZeroHey another death cloud.....
* Locdog07 lights a match in DZ's face
Cal-CroweI'm hungry for some pineapple
* Cal-Crowe eats Roly
Cal-Crowemmmm
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DarkonZeroLoc....you can get the match away from my face...you're burning my nose....
* Locdog07 sticks it in his eye
DarkonZeroIt that good Loc?
DarkonZeroIt?
DarkonZeroI meant "Is".
Cal-CroweWhat was the password from level 3? i forgot it
Cal-Crowewait...dynamite!
Locdog07Dynamite
Locdog07Yeh
* DarkonZero kicks CC for no specific reason...
* DarkonZero kicks Loc for no specific reason...
Locdog07ow
DarkonZeroWhat?
DarkonZeroSay again....
* DarkonZero kicks Mars for a specific reason...
DarkonZeroDamn Mars....
* DarkonZero goes to knock a lamp over....
* DarkonZero knocks over a lamp....
* DarkonZero goes and rewrites Loc's game.....so there is no ending.
DarkonZeroMUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Locdog07There is an ending!
DarkonZeroI'M EVIL!
Locdog07A really good one!
Locdog07I thought of it
DarkonZeroI rewrote it!
DarkonZeroTHERE IS NO ENDING!
Locdog07grrrr
DarkonZeroHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (<-Like Calgon)
DarkonZeroI'M EVIL!
DarkonZeroI'M EVIL!
DarkonZeroI'M EVIL!
DarkonZeroOk....
DarkonZeroI'm done.
Locdog07Grrr
* DarkonZero goes and fixes Loc's game.
Cal-CroweLoc, what do you use to make the games?
Locdog07Um...
* Locdog07 mutters
Locdog07klik 'n' play...
* Locdog07 hides
Cal-CroweWhere do you get it?
Locdog07I dunno if it's available anymore
Locdog07Did you play the game yet?
Cal-Croweyeah
Cal-Crowepretty cool
Locdog07k
Locdog07Did you finish it?
DarkonZeroCC...just go to a Best Buy.....and find a game making program....
* Locdog07 glares at DZ
* DarkonZero puts on the sunglasses...
DarkonZeroSHEESH!
* Locdog07 kills DZ
DarkonZeroYou're really bright today.
*** BobIshmael is on IRC
*** BobIshmael has joined #deep13
Cal-CroweBOB!
DarkonZeroAnd not in the intellect sence.....
DarkonZeroKidding.
BobIshmaelCC!
Locdog07Hullo Bobby Boy
BobIshmaelHello Loccy Dog.
DarkonZeroBOOB!
DarkonZeroUh...
DarkonZeroBOB!
BobIshmaelYou spelled "sense" wrong, DZ.
Locdog07uhhh...
BobIshmaelDZ!
Cal-CroweI can make animations but no interactive stuff
DarkonZeroI know I speeled sense wrong..
*** Locdog07 changes topic to '<DarkonZero> BOOB! <BobIshmael> You spelled "Bob" wrong, DZ. <DarkonZero> I wasn't trying to say Bob...'
DarkonZeroAin't that the truth....
DarkonZeroI love the topic.
BobIshmaelThat didn't happen, Loc.
BobIshmaelHave you no ethics, man?
DarkonZeroThanks Loc!
Locdog07So?
Cal-CroweMe too
* Locdog07 smirks
Cal-CroweBOBO! and ROBERT! are good too
DarkonZeroYes.....Loc does not have any ethnics....
DarkonZeroWhere would he keep 'em.
BobIshmaelRobert P. Ishmael, you know.
BobIshmaelIn England.
DarkonZeroEngland is cool.
DarkonZeroAs with smoking.
BobIshmaelExcept for the accents.
* DarkonZero took up smoking recently.
Locdog07Vih-tamin!
Cal-CroweWhat are ethics?
BobIshmaelWay to go, DZ!
Locdog07hmm
* DarkonZero smoked his first salmon yesterday.
BobIshmaelWuss.
* BobIshmael listens to DMB just to annoy DZ.
DarkonZerohehehehe....
DarkonZeroI'm just glad I can't really hear it.
BobIshmaelAnd I still have the flu, but I'm feeling much better.
* DarkonZero hugs Bob....
DarkonZeroHOW YA DOING!
* Cal-Crowe smoked his first rubber chicken yesterday.
BobIshmaelThanks to my relatively new immune system.
BobIshmaelJust fine, fancy pants.
* DarkonZero sees that he has fancy pants.....
DarkonZeroThanks...they are quite nice.
Cal-CroweFancy Pants are Fancy
DarkonZeroAin't that the truth....
BobIshmaelDeep Thought, by Calvin Crowe.
Locdog07Did you finish the game, Cal?
Cal-CroweI'm not wearing pants
Cal-Crowenope
Locdog07k
Cal-CrowePuma Man killed me
* DarkonZero wishes he ripped his new Foo Fighters CD.....
* BobIshmael wonders who called his VMB and remained silent for 9 seconds.
Locdog07Ha!
* BobIshmael decides to find out.
BobIshmaelBRB.
* Cal-Crowe snickers
DarkonZeroOK!
Locdog07Puma Man reigns supreme!!!!
DarkonZeroPuma Man could bite me!
* Locdog07 glares at DZ
* DarkonZero puts the sunglasses on again...
DarkonZeroDAMN!
DarkonZeroLOC!
Locdog07heheh
Locdog07I put on extra sun-reflectant today
* DarkonZero is now blind.....and dumb....but the dumb was already there.
* Cal-Crowe paints DZ yellow and green
* Locdog07 takes away the dumb
DarkonZeroPACKERS!
DarkonZeroWOOOOOO!
Locdog07hmmm
Cal-CrowePiss Yellow and Puss Green
Locdog07...
DarkonZeroI feel like watching Computer Stew...the funniest computer stuff I've ever seen.
DarkonZeroWWW.COMPUTERSTEW.COM!
BobIshmaelSun-reflectant?
* Sound request: can't find 'clues28.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
Locdog07Yes
Locdog07Want some?
Cal-CroweWWW.FATASSWOMEN.COM
BobIshmaelIs that like sun-screen lotion?
DarkonZeroCC!
Cal-CroweWhen I get a video camera, I'm going to make a Blair Witch parody
DarkonZeroToo many of 'em CC.
BobIshmaelNow THAT'S original.
DarkonZeroyou're too late.
Locdog07Hmmm
Cal-CroweWell, at the end, the "spirits" are lumberjacks
Locdog07That's lame
DarkonZeroI was thinking of going around Vegas dressed as UltraDork and filming it.
Cal-Croweand they sing "The Lumberjack Song" and Josh and Co. run away
BobIshmaelDo it, DZ!
* Cal-Crowe plays "Baby did a bad bad thing" for DZ
DarkonZeroIf I only had a camera.
* Locdog07 was gonna make a movie about three students going out to film a parody of the Blair Witch Project but get lost and end up being freaked out by noises, which turn out to be another group of students filming a parody
BobIshmaelDo it, Loc!
Locdog07heh
Locdog07I don't have any friends to do it with :-*
Locdog07Uh...:-(
DarkonZeroWait....
BobIshmaelYes, that would be a problem.
* Locdog07 hopes everyone ignores that first weird smiley
Cal-CroweI can use double exposures to make it looks like there are lots of me
Locdog07We could bring a video camera to the con and film it nearby?
* BobIshmael points out the first weird smiley to everyone.
DarkonZero:-* <- Loc....when did your mouth turn into a sphincter?
BobIshmaelEveryone! Look at what Loc did!
Locdog07Bite me
Cal-CroweI made two "Chroma-Key" shorts that show me interacting with stuff
Cal-Croweewww
* Sound request: can't find 'clues36.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroSorry Loc....
Locdog07heheh
DarkonZeroI hope that's not a persistent problem....
Cal-CroweDZ, that was SICK
Locdog07Grrrrrrrr
DarkonZeroI'm kidding of course....
DarkonZeroIt's a everyday prob....
Cal-Croweyeah...
DarkonZeroKidding again.
Cal-Crowehaving a spinchter for a mouth?
BobIshmaelCC, you're one to talk.
Cal-CroweI only know one person with that problem
Locdog07That'd be Bob.
Cal-Croweheheh
BobIshmaelBite me, Limey.
Locdog07heheh
Locdog07Grrrr
DarkonZeroOk...sphincter faces.......what's the deal?
* Locdog07 punches Bob
BobIshmael" More than 2.6 million people died from AIDS this year -- the highest number since the epidemic began -- and the death toll is set to rise in the new millennium, AIDS experts warned on Tuesday."
Locdog07At least we Brits are known to be more violent
BobIshmaelWHOOOOOOOOO! APOCALYPSE!
BobIshmaelLike hell you are!
Locdog07Huh
Locdog07Ever see Trainspotting?
* DarkonZero is gonna be going soon.....
Locdog07Bye DZ
DarkonZeroI'm off to play Quake 3.....
Locdog07Ewww
DarkonZeroA cool violent game.
* Cal-Crowe opens the door for DZ
Cal-Crowebye
BobIshmaelWho has massive school shootings? Who was the first to make and use nuclear weapons?
BobIshmaelIt isn't England.
Cal-Croweheh!
Locdog07The French?
Cal-CroweThe Californians
BobIshmaelHell, does the UK even have nukes?
DarkonZeroWell.......bye all.....AND NEVER MENTION THE FRENCH!
Locdog07No, because we have something even worse
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Tue Nov 23 19:35:34 1999
Session Start: Tue Nov 23 20:33:26 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<DarkonZero> BOOB! <BobIshmael> You spelled "Bob" wrong, DZ. <DarkonZero> I wasn't trying to say Bob...'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Nov 23 19:26:57
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
MSTManosHi, DZ.
MSTManosDammit?
DarkonZeroI can't gert these damned people off my puter.
DarkonZeroI'm running a Quake 3 server....
MSTManosDamned people?
MSTManosOh.
MSTManosNot good.
DarkonZeroAnd it's still going....
DarkonZeroShould I just shut the server down completely?
DarkonZeroLeave 'em haning....
DarkonZerohanging even...
DarkonZerohehee....
DarkonZeroI'll do it...
DarkonZeroYAY!
DarkonZeroThat'll teach 'em.
MSTManosYes!
MSTManosDo it!
DarkonZeroOh damn....
MSTManosUh-oh.
DarkonZeroI gotta restart my puter.....they all have my IP
MSTManosSheesh.
DarkonZeroI'll be back....
MSTManosk
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Tue Nov 23 20:37:01 1999
Session Start: Tue Nov 23 20:46:25 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<DarkonZero> BOOB! <BobIshmael> You spelled "Bob" wrong, DZ. <DarkonZero> I wasn't trying to say Bob...'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Nov 23 19:26:57
DarkonZeroWOOO!
MSTManoswb, DZ.
DarkonZeroThankee....
BobIshmaelDid I mention that I have the flu, Manny?
MSTManosOkay, Bob... lemme explain for the 2nd (how exciting) time...
MSTManosNo.
BobIshmaelAnd Wb DZ.
MSTManosBut thanks for letting me know.
BobIshmaelI do.
DarkonZeroBob....thanks....
MSTManosAnyways...
BobIshmaelAlso, did I force you to view my new page yet?
MSTManosYes.
DarkonZeroI taught those Quake 3 players good.....
MSTManosIf I'm thinking about what you're thinking about.
DarkonZeroTheyir computers may have locked up on 'em.
MSTManosHeh.
DarkonZeroDAH!
BobIshmaelYou should play Postal.
DarkonZeroMY SPELLING!
DarkonZeroPostal is old Bob....
BobIshmaelYeah, it's "They'ir."
BobIshmaelPostal is old me?
DarkonZeroYes...
BobIshmaelPerhaps you'd like some commas, on the house of course.
* DarkonZero , Master of confusion....
MSTManosAnyway, Bob, to simplify the subject I've been trying to explain...
BobIshmaelYes?
MSTManosThere were Internet noises from your VMB, and the damn thing suddenly hung up on me.
MSTManosThe end.
BobIshmaelHuh.
MSTManosAnd, not only that, I called your VMB like, what... 2 or 3 times?
DarkonZeroThe guvment!
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DarkonZeroThey're out to get Bob......finally.
BobIshmaelAnd why are you in love with me?
MSTManosBob...
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MSTManosNot you... although if I end up discussing who, I'll have to shoot myself.
BobIshmaelBob...
MSTManosHi, Briggs.
BriggsAllo!
BobIshmaelYou love me.
DarkonZeroBRIGGS!
MSTManosNo, Bob. I don't.
MSTManosI only like you.
BriggsDZ, Manos... Bob.
BobIshmaelDon't deny your feeling, Manny.
MSTManosHow about if I said I like like you.
* BobIshmael hands a stube a "Sense of Humor."
MSTManosHEY!
BriggsI have to deny mine.  There are laws against mine, Bob.
BobIshmaelUse it before you engage me in conversation.
BobIshmaelStube, even. With a capital "s".
BobIshmaelAnd Manos loves me.
* DarkonZero loves Bob.....
BobIshmaelGET AWAY FROM ME!
BriggsI love Bob Marley.  Does that count?
* DarkonZero goes to hug Bob.
BobIshmaelARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
* DarkonZero is kidding.
DarkonZeroI'M EVIL!
BobIshmaelWhat? (sarcasm) Noooooooooooooooo!
*** Cal-Crowe is on IRC
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Cal-CroweHowdy!
* DarkonZero hugs Bob anyway....
MSTManosHola, Cal.
DarkonZeroCC!
Cal-Crowemama la penska
* MSTManos helped to fill up the room. It was ME!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
MSTManosI AM THE GOD! I AM THE GOD!
DarkonZeroManny....it was me...and you know it.
BriggsIt'll be ok, Manos.
DarkonZeroEgos.....can't live without 'em.
MSTManosDZ, you came and left.
*** Mars changes topic to '<MSTManos> I love you, Bob. '
MSTManosUm...
BobIshmaelYou love me.
BriggsActually, wouldn't it be CC and I... we're the ones who came in, after all...
MSTManosI don't love you... I just like like you.
DarkonZeroEveryone.....let us all have a ego trip!
Cal-Crowesuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
BobIshmaelYou're in loooooooooooooooove with me.
* DarkonZero takes a hit off a bong and "ego" trips.....
* Briggs is ego-tripping.
* Sound request: can't find 'gapxmas.wav'
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
MSTManosNO, BOB! It's not LIKE that!
[SOUND]
BobIshmaelDon't bogart it, ma- Er... Drugs are bad!
[SOUND]
BobIshmaelNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BobIshmaelI will harm you... somehow.
DarkonZeroHAHAHAHA! (<-Like Calgon)
BobIshmaelAncient Chinese secret, huh?
[SOUND]
[SOUND]
Cal-CroweHAHAHA NOOOOOOO!
BobIshmaelWhat was that? I has headphones on?
BobIshmaelPEriod. It's a statement, not a question.
BobIshmaelPeriod.
BobIshmaelNinnyhammer.
Cal-Crowe.
BriggsWhat about him?
[SOUND]
* MSTManos is glad we seperated from that lov... I mean, uh, who's up for cake?
DarkonZeroI'm up for cake....
DarkonZeroCake love.....
MSTManosHehehe... nothing involving that stupid little "l" word...
DarkonZeroWhat!?!?!
BriggsLunacy?
* Sound request: can't find 'whenmanosmetbob.wav'
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
DarkonZeroLamers?
BobIshmaelManny, just tell me who you love.
Cal-Crowe<MSTManos> Bob, I love you.
MSTManosUm, no, I don't think I'll EVER seperate from that "l" word (Lunacy, in order to get away from a Lamer joke)
Cal-CroweThen he finds out that it's not Bob, but a 7 foot tall football player
BobIshmaelWho do you love?
MSTManosNot you...
MSTManosNot DZ...
MSTManosNot Briggs...
DarkonZeroI love this girl......at work.......and she loves me.......and we did stuff....you know...stuff.
MSTManosNot Cal...
MSTManosNot Mars....
Cal-Croweaww
BobIshmaelDrugs?
Cal-Crowe<MSTManos> Not Susan
DarkonZeroUh...no....
MSTManosUm... only a little bit.
BobIshmaelThat's directed at DZ and Manny.
BobIshmaelWhich? The De comment or the drugs comment?
BriggsAh, shoot... people need me.
Cal-CroweNEEED
DarkonZeroI dunno....
BriggsAdios!
DarkonZeroI'm now lost.
*** Briggs has quit IRC (Leaving)
Cal-CroweAdidas
BobIshmaelGood ridd- I mean, bye.
BobIshmaelHEY!
Cal-Crowemwa ha ha ha
BobIshmaelTHAT'S MY THING THAT I SAY!
Cal-CroweSo? It ain't copyrighted
* MSTManos plans to use Bob's statement in public from now on... not here, mind you.
MSTManosOr phrase.
MSTManosOr thing.
DarkonZeroActually....it is CC.....the shoe company.
BobIshmaelNo, it's a trademark.
Cal-CroweOr noun
MSTManosI must be real high today.
Cal-CroweOr verb
BobIshmaelI already do, Manny.
* Cal-Crowe sees Manos' eyes roll back in his head
Cal-Crowewoha
MSTManosUm...
* Cal-Crowe sees Manos
* Cal-Crowe sees Manos' head spin
DarkonZeroI love this other girl at work.....and she loves me....and we did stuff....you know....stuff.
MSTManosCal...
Cal-Crowedah
MSTManosWe know, DZ. We know.
DarkonZeroThat makes 2 girls.....
BobIshmaelDrugs.
Cal-Crowe4 girls if you have double vision
DarkonZeroI don't do drugs......excpet aspirin.
MSTManosWow... doing drugs with two girls.
DarkonZeroExcpet?
MSTManosOkay...
DarkonZeroThen....I love this other other girl.....and she loves me......and with di stuff in a back room......
Cal-Crowei do drugs....Alka-Seltzer....Advil....
DarkonZeroWe played tiddlywinks.
* BobIshmael wonders where he can get Excpet Aspirin.
Cal-CroweI drink Coca-Cola and wear stuff from the Gap
BobIshmaelI do drugs....LSD...Mari- Err... Waitaminute- Nevermind.
DarkonZeroBob...like we didn't know.
MSTManosI don't do drugs... but I have access to them.
Cal-CroweI eat McDonald's BigMacs with a McFlurry
BobIshmaelQuiet you.
MSTManosMe?
DarkonZeroWho, Bob?
BobIshmaelDamn flu. I haven't eaten in three days.
BobIshmaelYou.
DarkonZeroit's the drugs man....
* Cal-Crowe hands Bob a sandwich
BobIshmaelStupid flu.
*** MSTManos has left IRC
*** MSTManos is now known as ManosOnLSD
*** MSTManos is on IRC
*** ManosOnLSD is now known as MSTManos
BobIshmaelI can't wait until I'm un-flu'ed, then I'll eat food.
DarkonZeroManny...you doing LSD again?
BobIshmaelA pastrami sandwich...
BobIshmaelOn wheat...
BobIshmaelWith Potato salad...
BobIshmaelAnd a pickle.
DarkonZeroWith barf on the side.
BobIshmaelHell, maybe even a hamburger.
Cal-Crowecole slaw and a pickle and i must say it's reasonably priced...
DarkonZeroOk....who do you love......let us go around and share.....shall we?
BobIshmaelManos isn't on LSD, he's on love.
Cal-CroweI love rock and roll
MSTManosYes, I am. But it doesn't involve you, Bob.
MSTManosNor anyone in this room.
BobIshmaelI love myself. I'm the only person in this world worth loving. Who's next?
DarkonZeroI love many-a-girl.....that I can't have.
Cal-CroweDZ is the Ladie
Cal-Crowe's man
BobIshmaelNo, you were right the first time.
DarkonZeroHEY!
MSTManosHeheheheh.
DarkonZeroWait....
DarkonZeroHmmm....
* DarkonZero ponders that....
DarkonZeroInteresting....
Cal-CroweBRB
DarkonZeroUh...
DarkonZeroNevermind.
MSTManosDZ, are you having sexual confusion problems again?
DarkonZeroI do love the ladies.....and lots of 'em.
DarkonZeroAnd the ladies......they slap me.
MSTManosHeheh.
DarkonZeroOk...I've never been slapped by a girl.....they think I'm funny.
DarkonZeroThey let me touch 'em....
DarkonZeroUh....that's all of that.
DarkonZero*cough*
DarkonZeroI've said too much....
* DarkonZero goes to a corner.
MSTManosYes.
MSTManosYou have.
DarkonZeroSorry.
MSTManosAnd to think, *I* was the one to have brought up the subject of love.
DarkonZerobut.....it's fun.
MSTManos*I'm* the one who's supposed to be in love.
DarkonZeroThey don't even hit me.
DarkonZeroWell....they do threaten...
MSTManosAnd *why* am I the one not talking???
* MSTManos points at Bob.
* DarkonZero kicks Bob.
DarkonZeroThat'll wake him up.
* MSTManos chooses to point at Cal, too, for whatever reason.
* BobIshmael looks up.
BobIshmaelAnyone who thinks that love is a good thing should be beaten and shot in the back of the head.
* BobIshmael goes back to what he was doing.
DarkonZeroit's not good....all of the time.
DarkonZeroIt has it's moments.
MSTManosIt's good... when you have it.
MSTManosBut in my case...
* MSTManos shakes his head.
* BobIshmael looks up again.
BobIshmaelWaitaminute...
BobIshmaelIS this YOUR version of "Cam & Katie?"
MSTManosUm...
DarkonZeroI hope not....
BobIshmaelIf so, it's not "love" if the other person doesn't even talk to you. Okay
BobIshmael?
MSTManosIf I ever go near that line, I'd get my gun, and however many bullets I can find.
MSTManosAnd...
MSTManosYou know the rest.
DarkonZeroNow Manny....never go to that extreme.
DarkonZeroLater guys...
DarkonZeroBack to Quake 3.....
BobIshmaelBite me.
MSTManosUm... bye.
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Tue Nov 23 21:21:20 1999
Session Start: Tue Nov 23 22:34:17 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Where's the 1111111011101011?'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Nov 23 22:15:08
Locdog07Oh, I'm funny...funny funny guy...
Locdog07Hi DZ
DarkonZeroHeelo!
BobIshmaelBite me, Limey.
DarkonZeroWait...
Locdog07Hmm..
DarkonZeroI'll BRB!
BobIshmaelDZ, it's Quake or us. You can't have both.
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Tue Nov 23 22:34:46 1999
Session Start: Tue Nov 23 22:35:04 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Where's the 1111111011101011?'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Nov 23 22:15:08
Locdog07wb
DarkonZeroHeelo!
BobIshmaelDZ, it's Quake or us. You can't have both.
DarkonZeroI can too....
Locdog07Groundhog Day in Bob's head.
DarkonZeroI chose you...PikaBob!
*** Cucumber has joined #Deep13
*** Mars sets mode: +o Cucumber
Locdog07...
Locdog07Hi Cuc
Cucumbergrrrrr...
*** DeRaptor was kicked by Locdog07 (Locdog07)
*** Cucumber is now known as D-Raptor
Locdog07Man, that felt good
* Locdog07 grins
D-RaptorI coulda done that.
* D-Raptor glares.
* Locdog07 sticks his tongue out
* D-Raptor cuts Loc's tongue off.
* DarkonZero falls asleep on the floor.....
* DarkonZero is done taking a nap...
DarkonZeroHello there!
DarkonZeroD'oh!
* Locdog07 shrugs and steals the "e" from De's name
* BobIshmael coughs on DZ.
BobIshmaelStupid flu and DZ.
DarkonZeroBob....I'm already sick.
DarkonZeroAnd Bob...that goes without saying.
BobIshmaelMent- No, that's too easy. I'll wait for a better setup.
Locdog07Bob must from this day forth be followed by three dots!
* MSTManos 6I am 13No Longer 4Away
D-Raptorpeer stole it already, you dork.
*** DeRaptor has left IRC
* Locdog07 steals it off peer
D-Raptoraarrrrrrggghhh: http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/23794
* DarkonZero burps....
MSTManosHello.
Locdog07hi
Locdog07Eww. Munsters.
MSTManosI came back from hiding.
BobIshmaelManny loves Sophie Rojas!
* DarkonZero goes to watch Computer Stew....
BobIshmaelAnd me.
* D-Raptor gives Manos a WB wedgie.
MSTManosBob...
MSTManosI should kill you.
*** DeRaptor is on IRC
*** D-Raptor is now known as DeRaptor
Locdog07 Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade stars Harrison Ford who was in Star Wars! So SFC is entirely justified in...showing...it...*kills Bonnie Hammer*
BobIshmaelEveryone wants to, but no one has the guts.
* Locdog07 kills Bob too
* MSTManos kills Bob three
BobIshmaelNo, I'm still alive.
Locdog07Well.
* MSTManos plans to kill Bob the moment he sees him...
Locdog07Yay.
MSTManosOkay. Maybe not.
BobIshmaelFeel free.
* BobIshmael points to his black belt in Ninjitsu.
MSTManosFirst, I'll make him dance. Then I kill him.
BobIshmaelI'll get all ninja on you.
DarkonZeroHow about Cow-ish?
Locdog07Did somebody say Cow?
BobIshmaelBLASPHEMER!
MSTManos<GhettoGuy> I'll cap yo' ass, boy!
Locdog07Any of you guys received your membership for the con?
DarkonZeroNot I.....
DarkonZeroI plan on sneakin' in.
DarkonZeroPaying off in PEZ.
BobIshmaelNinja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
MSTManosHeh.
Locdog07You PEZant.
BobIshmaelLyrics, fill in the gap -- Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP
BobIshmaelFeel it, if you know what I mean -- Give it up for those heroes in green
BobIshmaelJust flowin, smooth with the power -- Kickin’ it up, hour after hour
BobIshmaelCause in this life there’s only one winner -- You better aim good so you can hit the center
BobIshmaelIn it to win it, with a team of four -- Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore it’s the:
BobIshmaelNinja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
Locdog07Scary.
MSTManosHehe.
* DeRaptor digs a hole and hibernates.
* DarkonZero fills that hole....
* Locdog07 puts a tombstone over it
* MSTManos leaves a flower.
DarkonZeroThanks Loc.
BobIshmaelSo.. First, dinosaur's are birds... Now they hibernate?
Locdog07Bob Knows It All, apparently.
DarkonZeroEulogy anyone?
Locdog07Not that I do..
* Locdog07 hides
* BobIshmael plays Vanilla ICe over De's grave.
BobIshmaelI do.
DeRaptorDamn...I'm about to be peered, again.
* DeRaptor feels like using netzero.
Locdog07Yes!
BobIshmaelME!
Locdog07I'll do the eulogy...
BobIshmaelFine.
Locdog07She's done a lot of good...stuff...am I saying the right things?
DeRaptorI hibernate. That's all.
* BobIshmael listens to the Ninja Rap.
DarkonZeroI have one....
* Locdog07 quotes Space Ghost freely
DarkonZeroDING DONG!
*** MSTManos has left IRC
*** MSTManos is now known as ManosInRed
DarkonZeroThe ....
DarkonZeroUh...
DarkonZeroNevermind.
Locdog07ManosInRed...is standing next to me!
DeRaptorOh, now my ISP is working again. Sheesh.
* DarkonZero burps....
* ManosInRed should think seriously about doing that thing.
BobIshmaelNinja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
* Locdog07 should think in any way at all about doing that one thing that he doesn't know about yet
* DarkonZero reads a conversation string at Computer Stew.....sees a name of Vertical Bob....and the first sentence starts off with "How very odd....".
BobIshmael@5% of the first verse of the Ninja Rap is done.
BobIshmael25% of the first verse of the Ninja Rap is done.
BobIshmaelIt's not me! I swear!
Locdog07Hmm
DarkonZeroYeah....
BobIshmael40%
DarkonZeroRight Bob!
ManosInRedRiiiiiiight.
DarkonZero vertical bob(not available in all stat) helped out by adding on 11/23/1999 at 10:40 am:
DarkonZeroHow very odd. I once spent 3 days with a cheerleader named Cat who bought a pony from her boss at the carrot juice plant.
DarkonZeroMy hand still hurts.
DarkonZero
BobIshmael50%
DarkonZeroSo Bob.....who is this Cat person?
BobIshmael60%
BobIshmaelShe's a cheerleader.
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Locdog07Kitty!
ManosInRedUsually, cheerleaders have to have some sort of strange, goofy name.
pabloakitty!
ManosInRed?
*** pabloa has left #Deep13
DarkonZeroZOOMER!
ManosInRedThat... was weird.
ManosInRed<pabloa> kitty!
BobIshmaelPablo can't even spell his name right.
BobIshmael80%
ManosInRedHeh.
* DarkonZero passes the idea to Troma films....the movie, "All Zoomers Must Die!!!"
ManosInRedFrom Dallas, Texas.
ManosInRedAnother dumb foreigner.
ManosInRed(j/k)
BobIshmael93%
BobIshmaelNinja, Ninja, RAP!
BobIshmaelNinja, Ninja, RAP!
BobIshmael100%
DarkonZeroHey Bob....I dare you to go into #Pakistan on this server.....and be a guy from India.
* DeRaptor snickers.
BobIshmaelCan't. Listening to Ninja Rap.
* ManosInRed wants to take the dare...
DarkonZeroAwww....come on......
* BobIshmael looks up.
BobIshmaelManny, if you do, make it good.
DarkonZeroI did when we had the Pakistani here....
BobIshmaelAnd log it.
*** ManosInRed is now known as apu
DarkonZeroOk....Manny...you do it.
apuhello who r u ?
BobIshmaelBut that wasin our channel...The more people, the more likely the can nuke y- Yeah, go ahead, Manny.
DarkonZeroThe Farce is strong with him.....
BobIshmaelLog it, Manny!
BobIshmaelAnd make it good!
apuThere's no one there.
*** apu is now known as ManosInRef
DarkonZeroDAMN!
*** ManosInRef is now known as ManosInRed
ManosInRedWell, DZ, another plan gone... hey, wait.
ManosInRedI know where there could be some Pakistanis.
ManosInRedA small, small room known only as...
ManosInRed#Cricket
* ManosInRed wonders why all the silence.
Locdog07Hmm
Locdog07Cuz we're silent types
ManosInRedYes.
ManosInRedWe are.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
ManosInRedWell.
ManosInRedI like to be loud.
* DeRaptor chews on the coffee table.
* BobIshmael gets down with the new swing sound.
ManosInRedEspecially during a rousing game of Pictionary. But that's another story.
* DarkonZero fwaps De with a newspaper....
* DeRaptor slaps DarkonZero around a bit with Joe Don Baker's dirty socks.
DarkonZeroStop it.
Locdog07Eww
Locdog07Dirty socks...
BobIshmaelHave YOU ever seen a turtle get down?
*** ManosInRed is now known as DonServo
Locdog07I saw Gamera dance go-go, Bob
DeRaptorWhy on Earth did you do that?
BobIshmaelIt's just not the same.
DeRaptorGo go dancing...
Locdog07He danced go-go in Gamera vs Guiron
Locdog07"Hey look at Gamera! He's dancing go-go!" - Japanese kid
* DarkonZero gets out the cotton balls for his ears....the sound is alomost d/l'ed.
BobIshmaelTsk, tsk, De.
* DeRaptor throws Bob in the pool.
DarkonZeroAGH!
BobIshmaelAHHHHHHHHH!
DarkonZeroNOOOOOOOO!
BobIshmaelWHAT'D I DO?!
DarkonZeroSTOP IT!
* BobIshmael laughs.
* DarkonZero ears bleed.....
[BobIshmael SOUND]
DarkonZeroNO!
DarkonZeroSTOP!~
BobIshmaelHow can you NOT like this?!
BobIshmael<VanillaIce> Yo!
[BobIshmael SOUND]
* DarkonZero goes to watch the prank call to 1-888-NO-PIRACY at Computer Stew.....
[BobIshmael SOUND]
* BobIshmael gets down with the new swing sound.
BobIshmaelYo!
* DonServo is scared of Ice.
BobIshmaelI still have Ninja Turtles 2.
BobIshmaelI don't think I ever found out what the "secret of the 'ooze'" was.
* Sound request: can't find 'gazillion.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
Locdog07It was the same as the secret of Monkey Island
BobIshmaelI never found that out, either.
BobIshmaelOf course, I never beat the the damn game.
BobIshmaelI'm still stuck on the island with the cannibals.
Locdog07Huh.
*** MSTAnon is on IRC
*** MSTAnon has joined #deep13
Locdog07Hi Anon
DonServoAnony.
DeRaptor'lo Anonboy.
Locdog07G'night Anonboy, g'night McCloud
* DeRaptor jams a pencil in DonServo's hoverskrit.
DeRaptori/r
* /sound: no such file 'mccloud.wav'
* /sound: no such file 'maccloud.wav'
MSTAnonHi, all.
DonServoOW!
DonServoHey, watch it!
* Sound request: can't find 'roar.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* /sound: no such file 'mcloud1.wav'
* /sound: no such file 'mcloud.wav'
[SOUND]
* DeRaptor wonders how Don is related to Tom.
[SOUND]
[SOUND]
DonServoWe're just the same robots... different name, is all.
DonServoOr robot.
[SOUND]
DonServoOr whatever.
* Sound request: can't find 'goninja.wav'
[BobIshmael SOUND]
[SOUND]
BobIshmaelGo Ninja! Go!
[SOUND]
* DonServo wonders what happened to Vanilla Ice's career.
Locdog07heh
* DonServo looks down at the toilet.
BobIshmaelHe's doing rock now, I think.
DonServoSo THAT'S where it is!
BobIshmaelOr "alternative."
* MSTAnon is on a slooooow 115k connection. =P
DonServoHuh.
* DeRaptor paints Don's globe pink so he can't see.
* Locdog07 flushes the toilet
Locdog07I saved the world!
BobIshmaelAll the more reason to accept ninjarap1.wav, Anon,'
BobIshmaelAll the more reason to accept ninjarap1.wav, Anon.
DonServoHehehehe... HEY! I can't see!
MSTAnonHuh?
DarkonZeroNO
* DonServo crashes into the wall, and his head falls off.
DarkonZeroBAD BOB!
* Locdog07 spanks Bob
* DarkonZero fwaps Bob with a newspaper.
* DeRaptor puts the robot back together...WITH THE HEAD OF VANILLA ICE!
BobIshmaelHEY! NONE OF THAT!
DonServoDAH!
Locdog07AGGGHHH!!!
Locdog07It's evil!!!
* Locdog07 runs from the robot
DonServoThis is worse than the scary head I wore long ago!
* DonServo cries.
DarkonZeroI thinks it's funny.
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor!
[SOUND]
MSTAnonOh, fine...
DeRaptorHey...Loc, over there, it's MST3K's birthday.
Locdog07Yay!
DeRaptorIn fact, anywhere but the west coast it is.
DonServoWait...
Locdog07Awww
DonServoHEY!
DeRaptorAnd it'll be in 40 minutes here.
* Locdog07 celebrates
DonServoToday celebrates my 4TH year as a MSTie!
DonServo4 whole years!
DeRaptorwell, whoop-de-...something.
* BobIshmael has been a MSTie ever since he can remember.
*** Locdog07 changes topic to 'Today is dedicated...to 4,1URANUS!'
BobIshmaelWell... Not really.
BobIshmaelBut it sounds cooler.
* DeRaptor gives Don the head of...um...Joel Schumacher!
MSTAnonIt's been a long time...
DarkonZero7 years for me.....
DonServoDAH!
Locdog07Ack!
Locdog07Batman and Robin!
Locdog07Nooooo!
DeRaptorheehee
BobIshmaelJust like this...
[BobIshmael SOUND]
DarkonZeroCRAP!
* DonServo goes downstairs to find one of his GOOD heads... lame-o's.
DarkonZeroAGH!
DeRaptorUma Thurman must be the worst actress in the whole world...
BobIshmaelDZ, how can you not like this?
DarkonZeroI just can....
DeRaptorDammit, I was about to give him the head of Richard Basehart...
Locdog07De, you got that right.
BobIshmaelIt's freaking art, man!
* DarkonZero head is really about to explode.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
DarkonZeroSTOP!
DonServoBob...
DonServoYou have a problem.
* DarkonZero goes outside.
Session Close: Tue Nov 23 23:12:21 1999
Session Start: Tue Nov 23 23:17:20 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Today is dedicated...to 4,1URANUS!'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Nov 23 23:18:28
* Locdog07 snickers
DarkonZeroHas it stopped?
Locdog07Hi DZ
Locdog07You've joined us at a tense moment
* DeRaptor rebuilds Servo and Crow bodies, then transfers the robot brains into them.
Locdog07De, we could have just got the hacksaw
DarkonZeroOH boy.....
[BobIshmael SOUND]
DarkonZeroDA!
DonServoHey... I'm not Crow anymore!
DarkonZeroAGH!
* Locdog07 had better go
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
Session Close: Tue Nov 23 23:18:16 1999
Session Start: Tue Nov 23 23:19:08 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Today is dedicated...to 4,1URANUS!'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Nov 23 23:18:28
DarkonZeroI made it stop....
BobIshmaelHi, DZ.
DarkonZero*PHEW*
Locdog07De, I thought I told you to teach him not to do that
* Locdog07 is leaving now
Locdog07DZ, bye
DeRaptorbye.
Locdog07Bye all
*** Locdog07 has left #Deep13
*** Locdog07 has left IRC
BobIshmaelCan I kick Anon if he doesn't stop lurking?
DeRaptorCan I kick you if you keep playing vanilla ice?
* DarkonZero listens to the Foo Fighters'
DarkonZeroOk...that sucked.
DonServo?
* DarkonZero listens to the Foo Fighters' "My poor Brain".
DarkonZeroWell....aren't we a happy (dysfunctional) family?
BobIshmaelDe, no.
DonServoWell, Dave Grohl and company beats that lame-o, Vanilla Ice, any damn day.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
* DeRaptor aims the kick ray at Bob.
BobIshmaelI'm don't PLUG the Iceman, I just force you to listen to him.
DeRaptorNo. More.
DonServoThat's even worse, Bob.
BobIshmaelI'll have Mars play the sounds, then.
BobIshmaelYou can't stop the ICeman!
BobIshmaelYou can't stop the Iceman!
DeRaptorMars doesn't even have the sounds.
* MSTAnon ...isn't lurking.
DarkonZeroAre too!
BobIshmaelYou are so.
DeRaptorHe's spying.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
BobIshmaelOr just waiting to plug his site.
*** BobIshmael was kicked by DeRaptor (Strike One.)
*** BobIshmael has joined #Deep13
BobIshmaelHaha!
DeRaptorBAD.
* DarkonZero listens to the Foo Fighters' "This Is A Call".
* CrowTRobot covers his auditory recpetors and sobs.
* MSTAnon is just easily distracted.
DarkonZeroYou like shiny buttons, huh Anon?
DonServoCrow's a wuss.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
MSTAnonOoh... Shiny buttons...
*** BobIshmael was kicked by DeRaptor (Strike Two.)
*** BobIshmael has joined #Deep13
MSTAnonShiny, shiny, shiny!
DarkonZeroBob.....one more strike.....then you are castrated.
* CrowTRobot throws Don in the pool.
BobIshmaelOkay, I promise not to play the wav in the channel anymore. Okay?
DonServoHEY! Stupid Crow!
DeRaptorYou're gonna privately ctcp us all, arent' you?
BobIshmaelOf course not.
CrowTRobotHa ha! Stupid Servo!
* DonServo throws several pairs of smelly underwears at Crow.
* CrowTRobot gets them stuck in his net and cries.
BobIshmaelHey, Crow.
* DeRaptor sighs, pulls the underwear off Crow, and throws it in the pool.
* DarkonZero thinks it is time to murder....the conversation.
* CrowTRobot looks at Bob.
DarkonZeroTHE CHEESE!
* CrowTRobot runs.
DarkonZeroTHE CHEESE!
* DonServo leaves to go re-organize his underwear collection, and Manos comes back.
*** DonServo is now known as ManosInRed
* BobIshmael gets down with Crow.
CrowTRobotAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
DarkonZero.....
BobIshmaelC'mon, Crow, get down to the new swing sound.
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
DarkonZeroOh...that kind of "Getting down"....
*** BobIshmael was kicked by CrowTRobot (STOP IT!)
*** BobIshmael has joined #Deep13
BobIshmaelSee. This is why Crow shouldn't have ops.
DeRaptorYou're in deep buffalo chips, Bobby.
*** Mars sets mode: -o CrowTRobot
*** DeRaptor sets mode: +o CrowTRobot
BobIshmaelHEY!
DeRaptorYou leave him alone. He needs to be able to defend himself.
* DarkonZero listens to the Foo Fighters' "Floaty".
CrowTRobotYeah!
*** ManosInRed is now known as DonServo
BobIshmaelLike hell he does!
*** MSTAnon has left IRC
*** MSTAnon has quit IRC (Ping timeout for MSTAnon[user-33qto8q.dialup.mindspring.com])
*** Mars sets mode: -o CrowTRobot
DonServoOh, and I'm too little?
DonServoSheesh! I'm outta here.
*** DonServo is now known as ManosInRed
BobIshmaelOnce he accepts the Iceman, he'll get ops back.
*** DeRaptor sets mode: +o CrowTRobot
CrowTRobotI hate you, Bob!
*** Mars sets mode: -o CrowTRobot
DarkonZeroWe all hate Bob.
BobIshmaelYou hate yourself...
ManosInRedYes.
*** Mars sets mode: +o CrowTRobot
BobIshmaelFor not likeing Vanilla Ice.
BobIshmaelliking.
ManosInRedAHA!
*** Mars sets mode: +b *!*bobishmae@209.245.*.*
*** Mars sets mode: -o CrowTRobot
ManosInRedYou LIKE ICE!
ManosInRedYou LIKE ICE!
ManosInRedYou LIKE ICE!
ManosInRedYou LIKE ICE!
ManosInRedYou LIKE ICE!
ManosInRedYou LIKE ICE!
ManosInRedYou LIKE ICE!
*** Mars sets mode: +o CrowTRobot
*** BobIshmael was kicked by CrowTRobot (GO AWAY!)
*** Mars sets mode: -o CrowTRobot
*** BobIshmael has joined #Deep13
BobIshmaelYou love the Iceman, Crow!
CrowTRobotWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! HE WON'T GO AWAY!!!!
DarkonZeroThat's our Bob.
CrowTRobotI HATE YOU!!! I 4,1HATE YOU!!!
BobIshmaelNinja, Ninja, RAP!
DarkonZeroHe's like flies to....you know.
* DeRaptor cracks her knuckles and advances on Bob...
BobIshmaelNo, you don't.
DarkonZeroWait....bad analogy.
BobIshmael*tink*
* DeRaptor smacks Bob and sends him flying accross the room.
DarkonZeroROOM BRAWL!
BobIshmaelOw!
* DarkonZero punches Mars.
BobIshmael*thud*
*** ManosInRed is now known as SpikeLee
SpikeLeeEVERYONE!
BobIshmael<Baby> AGAIN!
SpikeLeeStop this madness!
* DeRaptor snarls.
* BobIshmael bites DZ's ankles.
* DarkonZero kicks Spike.
DarkonZeroOW!
SpikeLeeOW!
* DeRaptor rips Spike's face off.
* BobIshmael fwaps De.
SpikeLeeHEY!
* CrowTRobot slaps BobIshmael around a bit with Joe Don Baker's dirty socks.
* DeRaptor slaps BobIshmael around a bit with Joe Don Baker's dirty socks.
* BobIshmael tinks Crow.
DeRaptorCrow, unload my script this instant!
* BobIshmael pushes over Mars.
CrowTRobotSorry...
*** SpikeLee is now known as SpikeManos
* DarkonZero uses his ATOMIC DEATH RAY on De ! He got 'em good!
* DarkonZero hits Manos with his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
* DeRaptor pulls an enormous salmon out of her backpack. 13,1>-=<{{{@>
* DeRaptor slaps DarkonZero around with it several times.
* DeRaptor cooks the salmon and eats it. Yum.
SpikeManosHEY!
* DeRaptor throws DarkonZero out the window, with a stomach-wrenching shattering of glass.
* BobIshmael tackles DZ, steals the Death Ray, and zaps DZ.
* DeRaptor looks for other aliases.
DarkonZeroZaps....
DarkonZeroIt does more than zap.
BobIshmaelAll "rays" zap.
BobIshmaelThat's all they do.
SpikeManosIt's a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad world.
DarkonZeroYou insulted my ATOMIC DEATH RAY!
* SpikeManos has to leave.
DarkonZeroBye....
DeRaptorROWSDOWER!
DeRaptorbya, Manny.
SpikeManosAdios, freaks.
BobIshmaelAdidas.
* CrowTRobot kisses manos goodbye.
* DeRaptor looks at Crow.
BobIshmaelSay "hi" to Sophie for me.
DeRaptorYou don't even have lips!
BobIshmaelEwww.
CrowTRobotUh...so?
*** MSTAnon is on IRC
*** MSTAnon has joined #deep13
* BobIshmael tinks Crow.
* DeRaptor shakes her head.
SpikeManosBob... I'll make sure not to.
BobIshmaelKnockitoff.
* DeRaptor has Bob drawn and quartered.
DeRaptorwb, Anon A. Mouse.
*** SpikeManos has quit IRC (And by the way, I made it all up. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Okay, maybe not.)
BobIshmaelThat boy can't lie.
* CrowTRobot kisses Anon.
CrowTRobot*mwah!*
* DarkonZero listens to the Foo Fighters' "Iron And Stone".
BobIshmaelMwah?
* DeRaptor glares at Crow.
* CrowTRobot glares back.
MSTAnonEww!
* DarkonZero rocks out!
DarkonZeroIGNEOUS!
MSTAnonEr, wait...
DeRaptorQuit kissing people. It's ewwy.
MSTAnonSaaay! De!
CrowTRobotBut I don't even have saliva...
* CrowTRobot is a male robot, thank ya very much! Geez!
CrowTRobotI'M NOT DE!!! I could never be that obnoxious!
DeRaptorSuuure.
* MSTAnon winks at De.
MSTAnon;)
DeRaptorEWWWWW!!!
* DeRaptor throws the couch at Anon.
DeRaptorCrow, quit doing things I can get in trouble for~
DeRaptor!
* CrowTRobot sneaks up behind Bob...
DeRaptorNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
* DeRaptor pounces Crow.
CrowTRobotoof!
CrowTRobotgeez...I was just gonna shout "boo!"
* DarkonZero listens to the Foo Fighters' "Learn To Fly".
DarkonZeroWell....
* BobIshmael looks around.
* BobIshmael continues to stare at his feet.
MSTAnonA couch?
* DarkonZero still ponders dressing up as UltraDork...and filming it.
* MSTAnon is on a recliner.
DeRaptorWell, I threw a couch at you. So there.
BobIshmaelOh, De, I've made a NEW, IMPROVED D13 logo.
DeRaptorOh? Let's see.
MSTAnonWhich one am I?
DeRaptorThe pervoid one.
BobIshmaelThis is much better, I must say.
DeRaptorBob is the manipulative one.
BobIshmaelYep.
MSTAnonHeh.
BobIshmaelWell, De? Better, no?
DeRaptorha ha
* MSTAnon still doesn't see himself.
BobIshmaelha ha?
BobIshmaelWhat does that mean?
CrowTRobot9,1<DeRaptor>1,0 ha ha
BobIshmaelYou're amused? You're being sarcastic? What?
CrowTRobot9,1<DeRaptor>1,0 stupid peer
MSTAnonYou have a new logo, Bob?
BobIshmaelWhy are you asking?
MSTAnonCan I see?
MSTAnonHmm?
BobIshmaelNo.
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D-Raptorgrrrrrrr....
*** DeRaptor was kicked by D-Raptor (GHOST!)
MSTAnonHehe.
BobIshmaelHow about this, De?
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D-RaptorRe:betterd13logo.bmp: ha ha.
BobIshmaelI heard you.
BobIshmaelTo which I replied...
D-Raptoroh.
*** De-aptor is now known as DeR-ptor
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> What does that mean?
BobIshmael<CrowTRobot> <DeRaptor> ha ha
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> You're amused? You're being sarcastic? What?
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*** MSTAnon is on IRC
*** BobIshmael is now known as MSTAnon
*** DeR-ptor is now known as DeRa-tor
*** D-Raptor is now known as DeRaptor
DeRaptorsheesh.
MSTAnonWATCH ME LURK! VISIT MY SITE!
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*** BobIshmael is on IRC
*** MSTAnon is now known as BobIshmael
*** DeRa-tor is now known as DeRap-or
BobIshmaelAnon, that was out of line!
*** DeRap-or is now known as DeRapt-r
DeRaptorWAAAAAAAH!: http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/23828/14
* DeRaptor kicks Bob's Anon handpuppet.
*** DeRapt-r is now known as DeRapto-
DeRapto-What handpuppet?
*** MSTAnon is on IRC
*** DeRapto- is now known as MSTAnon
BobIshmaelAnd, De, you didn't answer me.
BobIshmaelThe oe in the new lgog.
BobIshmaelThe oe in the new logo.
BobIshmaelThe one in the new logo.
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*** DeRaptor is on IRC
*** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13
* DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe.
*** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor
* DeRaptor grumbles.
BobIshmaelAnd, De, you didn't answer me.
BobIshmaelWas that genuine amusement or bitter sarcasm?
* BobIshmael listens to Vanilla Ice and decides he REALLY sucks.
DeRaptorgee...what do you think?
BobIshmaelAt least the Ninja Rap is... er...
BobIshmaelDecent.
BobIshmaelSee my second new logo?
BobIshmael"LONDON (Reuters) - More than 2.6 million people died from AIDS this year -- the highest number since the epidemic began -- and the death toll is set to rise in the new millennium, AIDS experts warned on Tuesday."
BobIshmaelWHOOOOOOOOO! ARMAGEDDON!
BobIshmaelAPOCALYPSE... NOW!
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*** Mars sets mode: +o D-Raptor
BobIshmaelWE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! YAY!
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D-RaptorThat's it, I'm goin' to bed.
D-Raptorg'nite.
*** D-Raptor has quit IRC (I could never sleep my way to the top, cuz my alarm clock always wakes me right up...)
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> See my second new logo?
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> "LONDON (Reuters) - More than 2.6 million people died from AIDS this year -- the highest number since the epidemic began -- and the death toll is set to rise in the new millennium, AIDS experts warned on Tuesday."
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> WHOOOOOOOOO! ARMAGEDDON!
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> APOCALYPSE... NOW!
BobIshmael*** D-Raptor has joined #Deep13
BobIshmaelDAMN!
BobIshmaelPI IS ON!
* BobIshmael will BRB.
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*** BobIshmael is now known as BobIsAFK
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1The Chemical Brothers'14,16,0:6,04,1"Let Forever Be"4,1
*** Goku is on IRC
* MSTAnon is watching 414 for the first time.
* DarkonZero decides just to talk....
DarkonZeroWell...
DarkonZeroHow am I?
DarkonZeroHmmmm...
DarkonZeroI dunno....
* DarkonZero kicks himself.
DarkonZeroOW!
* MSTAnon farts.
* MSTAnon lights his fart.
MSTAnonFwoosh!
*** Goku is on IRC
*** Goku has joined #Deep13
GokuWow
MSTAnonHi.
Gokuhey
DarkonZeroKU!
GokuI finnaly got to sleeep, with the help of an acupuncturist, this lady stuck like 20 needles in me and I slept for 12 hours
MSTAnonYeowch!
* MSTAnon could never endure acupuncture.
GokuI couldn't feel it
MSTAnonOw! Ow! Ow!
GokuI had alergy shots for 4 years, and numorous other shots
MSTAnonNOT SHOTS!!!
* MSTAnon hates shots.
DarkonZeroAnon....you're a wuss.
MSTAnonWhaaat?
GokuYeah, whats funny is the actupuncturist was a needlephobic when she was little
MSTAnonThat's why I could never be a doctor.
MSTAnonNot the blood or guts or anything. Just the needles.
MSTAnonIck. =P
* DarkonZero gets out some needles....
DarkonZeroCome here Anon....
MSTAnonNo!
* DarkonZero goes after Anon....with needles in hand.
MSTAnonOkay, buh-bye.
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* DarkonZero trips.....and falls face first into the needles.
DarkonZeroOW!
GokuShe gave me this thing where you light the end on fire and hold it over certian points, I love it, a) fire b) makes a ton of smoke so I can freak people out
DarkonZeroThat's goona sting.
DarkonZeroWell Ku....at least you're better now.
DarkonZeroMe....I'm freakin' great.....
DarkonZeroOk....not really.
DarkonZeroI gotta quit sleeping on the damned couch.
GokuYes, that is why you get burned so much
DarkonZeroBurn it Ku.
* Goku pulls out his trusty flame thrower
* Goku spins his gun around his finger and aims it at the couch
* Goku sees the couch burn to crisps
DarkonZeroThank you....
GokuNo problem
DarkonZeroSeriously....I have been sleeping on a couch too much.
DarkonZeroI gotta stop.
DarkonZeroI'm alll irritable now.
DarkonZeroI'll be right back! OK.
* DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'.
DarkonZeroI'll be right back...really, I will!
Gokuwell I don't think my problems solved, seeing how I just woke up and it's 3am hehe, but at least I slept
GokuC ya
* DarkonZero : 6,1 getting a drink. 6,16,0.6,0
* DarkonZero is back from whatever...
DarkonZeroWell, I'm back.
DarkonZeroMy head hurts....
DarkonZeroDAMN QUAKE 3!
* DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap...
DarkonZeroPlease do not disturb me. If you have to mess with someone...choose someone else, not me.
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*** DarkonZero is now known as DZisAsleep
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*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** DZisAsleep is now known as DarkonZero
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Wed Nov 24 00:53:50 1999

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