| Session Start: Mon Nov 22 22:18:45 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Happy Birthday 13,1Bozarth3,0 And welcome back 13,1Cal-Crowe And see Mike vs. the Huge Bald Nazi: http://people.ne.mediaone.net/lauwers/Jesse.htm' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Mon Nov 22 19:45:53 | ||
| DarkonZero | WOHA! | |
|---|---|---|
| superspy | ?? | |
| * BobIsIll coughs on DZ. | ||
| DarkonZero | Thanks Bob. | |
| DarkonZero | I needed that! | |
| * DarkonZero hugs Bob. | ||
| * BobIsIll hugs DZ. | ||
| DarkonZero | Awwww..... | |
| DarkonZero | *sniff* | |
| BobIsIll | Hope you like the flu. | |
| * DarkonZero goes to hug spy..... | ||
| superspy | hehehe | |
| * superspy runs | ||
| DarkonZero | Awww....come on. | |
| * superspy gives himself a flu shot | ||
| DarkonZero | Wait..... | |
| superspy | ok, good | |
| * superspy hugs DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh....Mars is back? | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
| superspy | yes | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN YOU MARS! | |
| superspy | why? | |
| BobIsIll | No, he's not. | |
| * DarkonZero kicks Mars in the nuts.... | ||
| superspy | <Mars> I love you too, DarkonZero | |
| * DarkonZero kicks Mars in the nuts again.... | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok...I'm off to www.computerstew.com | |
| DarkonZero | Fuuny stuff there is there. | |
| superspy | I prefer user friendly | |
| DarkonZero | NEW EP! | |
| DarkonZero | HIT THE NERD! | |
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| * BobIsIll goes to look for some sort of fruit juice. | ||
| *** Jordan has joined #Deep13 | ||
| superspy | hi....Jordan | |
| Jordan | where are you from | |
| DarkonZero | WOOHA! | |
| superspy | ideally? the lowest circle of hell | |
| Jordan | of course | |
| superspy | you? | |
| Jordan | why | |
| superspy | hey, you asked | |
| Jordan | what about you | |
| superspy | I answered | |
| DarkonZero | HE ANSWERED! | |
| DarkonZero | HE ANSWERED! | |
| DarkonZero | HE ANSWERED! | |
| DarkonZero | NOW YOU! | |
| * superspy hands DZ his meds | ||
| Jordan | where are you from | |
| DarkonZero | I AM FROM MY MOM! | |
| DarkonZero | I WAS BORN THERE! | |
| Jordan | when | |
| superspy | yesterday | |
| DarkonZero | Long ago....in a galaxy...far, far away. | |
| Jordan | i'll be there for you | |
| DarkonZero | I won't be there for you..... | |
| * superspy might be there for you | ||
| superspy | but don't count on it | |
| * DarkonZero counts on it.... | ||
| DarkonZero | 1 | |
| DarkonZero | 2 | |
| DarkonZero | 3 | |
| DarkonZero | 7 | |
| DarkonZero | 7 | |
| DarkonZero | 7 | |
| DarkonZero | 7 | |
| DarkonZero | 7 | |
| *** Jordan has left #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| * DarkonZero high-fives spy. | ||
| [BobIsIll SOUND] | ||
| BobIsIll | No, that's not it. | |
| [BobIsIll SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Velveeta? | |
| BobIsIll | No, that's not it. | |
| [BobIsIll SOUND] | ||
| BobIsIll | No, that's not it. | |
| [BobIsIll SOUND] | ||
| BobIsIll | No, that's not it. | |
| [BobIsIll SOUND] | ||
| BobIsIll | No, that's not it. | |
| [BobIsIll SOUND] | ||
| * /splay: no such file '14.wa' | ||
| BobIsIll | That's it. | |
| DarkonZero | Play it again... | |
| [BobIsIll SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| DarkonZero | We haven't done that stuff in a long time. | |
| BobIsIll | "Whoo... 7." | |
| DarkonZero | Well.... | |
| superspy | 7? | |
| BobIsIll | Sure haven't. | |
| DarkonZero | A month. | |
| BobIsIll | Yep. | |
| DarkonZero | Ah.....hmmm.... | |
| BobIsIll | You were soooooooo high when you did this, weren't you? | |
| superspy | who is this? | |
| DarkonZero | Was I? | |
| BobIsIll | Very. | |
| DarkonZero | Spy....it's me. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I was high on that one too..... | |
| BobIsIll | DZ... You know what you forgot to record for me? | |
| DarkonZero | D'OH! | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot alot of stuff.... | |
| DarkonZero | That reminds me..... | |
| BobIsIll | "Meanwhile, Ness and his men speed towards Capone's hideout!" | |
| * DarkonZero should e-mail SatNews for stealing the logo....... | ||
| DarkonZero | I steal images..... | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot to e-mail them...... | |
| DarkonZero | For permission to use it on my site. | |
| DarkonZero | A sorta new version of "Absolute Zero" is up........it still looks thrown together.....but it is at it's early stage. | |
| BobIsIll | Did I force you to view my new page yet, DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| BobIsIll | Liar! | |
| DarkonZero | Hey....goto IFILM.com and goto animation....and lok for a toon called "Water Bong", the dumbest thing you'll ever see. | |
| DarkonZero | It's a series of 'em..... | |
| * DarkonZero wonders if he's dead...... | ||
| superspy | if who's dead? | |
| DarkonZero | ME! | |
| DarkonZero | NOODLENOGGIN'! | |
| BobIsIll | Reminds me of South Park. Stupid Water Bong. | |
| DarkonZero | It's dumb..... | |
| DarkonZero | Not as bad as "Invisibleitis". | |
| DarkonZero | Wait....they're equal. | |
| Goku | 'Young Einstien' is on | |
| superspy | AHHHHHHHHHHH | |
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| * /sound: no such file 'runaway.wav' | ||
| * /sound: no such file 'runway.wav' | ||
| * /sound: no such file 'away.wav' | ||
| superspy | it's a CamBot movie! | |
| superspy | AHHHHHHHHHH | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| superspy | who is that? | |
| superspy | cam? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
| BobIsIll | Nope, it's DZ> | |
| BobIsIll | Nope, it's DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | It's Cam. | |
| BobIsIll | It's DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | I ramble....but not like Cam. | |
| superspy | It's cam | |
| BobIsIll | It's DZ. | |
| superspy | It's cam! | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| superspy | it's ca---woah, speaking of laundry, time to shove my stuff in the drier | |
| DarkonZero | See....I ramble like no other. | |
| DarkonZero | Er...see? | |
| DarkonZero | I mean Hear.... | |
| BobIsIll | See me yet? | |
| DarkonZero | No....you're invisible. | |
| BobIsIll | That is, BobIsmael.gif | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| BobIsIll | That is, BobIshmael.gif | |
| DarkonZero | I haven't deen it. | |
| superspy | hehehe | |
| DarkonZero | deen? | |
| DarkonZero | SEEN! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| DarkonZero | You got that "Mr. Burns"'esque quality to ya. | |
| DarkonZero | Nice shoes..... | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| BobIsIll | I thought so. | |
| BobIsIll | Ninnyhammer. | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe. | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| DeRaptor | hallo hallo | |
| DarkonZero | Well...look who it is.....it's.... | |
| BobIsIll | <DarkonZero> You got that "Mr. Burns"'esque quality to ya. | |
| BobIsIll | <DarkonZero> Nice shoes..... | |
| BobIsIll | And WB De. | |
| Goku | Hi De | |
| * DarkonZero looks in another direction. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hello wall.... | |
| * DeRaptor throws a pencil at the wall. | ||
| DarkonZero | And hence...that's 200,000,000,000 conversations I killed in this year. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders what DZ's deal is. | ||
| DarkonZero | My deal.... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| * DarkonZero deals out the cards.... | ||
| BobIsIll | Did you know that the FDA regulates lasers? | |
| BobIsIll | It's freaky. | |
| BobIsIll | I don't eat lasers. | |
| DeRaptor | really? | |
| * DeRaptor wants a laser now. | ||
| Goku | Hehehe | |
| DarkonZero | FDA.....lasers are now regulated drugs. | |
| DarkonZero | The day has come when lasers can make you high. | |
| * DarkonZero now wants a laser.... | ||
| * BobIsIll listens to a live webcast of the Washington, DC PD. | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| Goku | Yes new | |
| Goku | now | |
| * superspy will bbs | ||
| BobIsIll | It's basically silence and the occasional "1-0-7. Mumble. Static. Mumble." | |
| DarkonZero | Ah...Dan Quayle. | |
| Goku | *** Now talking in #Sci-Fi-ASSHOLES | |
| Goku | *** Topic is 'The Sci-Fi channel needs to stop JACKING UP the audio levels on commericials' | |
| Goku | LOL! | |
| DarkonZero | Dissention in the midst! | |
| Goku | <Goku> Are you mad? | |
| Goku | <Kirks-Monkey> Welcome | |
| Goku | <Kirks-Monkey> No, my ears hurt though | |
| Goku | <Goku> I control the comercial volume for Sci Fi | |
| Goku | <Goku> Oh, and we're cancelling Star Trek | |
| DarkonZero | I'd cheer if that were true. | |
| Goku | <Goku> And you have my PEZ | |
| Goku | <Goku> Please return it | |
| Goku | -> [Kirks-Monkey] VERSION | |
| Goku | <Kirks-Monkey> I see | |
| DeRaptor | heheh. | |
| Goku | Wierd version | |
| Goku | - | |
| Goku | [Kirks-Monkey VERSION reply]: irc v1.0_alpha Jerk373 java sucks in nutscrape (v0.0) on no-windows | |
| Goku | - | |
| Goku | <Goku> Do you use Unix? | |
| Goku | <Kirks-Monkey> yes | |
| Goku | <Goku> Neat | |
| Goku | <Goku> Make sure the Unix manual doesn't fall on you | |
| DarkonZero | HAHAHA! | |
| Goku | <Kirks-Monkey> Just when commericials come on does the audio shake them off the shelves | |
| Goku | <Goku> Hehe | |
| Goku | <Goku> Hmm...I wonder if the IRCops like the name of the room | |
| * DarkonZero ponders FreeBSD. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmm.... | |
| * DeRaptor ponders the manifold reasons to hate scifi. | ||
| Goku | <Goku> OH, and Bonnie Hammer decides the volume of the comercials on the SciFi channel | |
| Goku | <Goku> So go kill here | |
| Goku | <Goku> her | |
| Goku | <Goku> Now please | |
| DarkonZero | Is anyone pndering what I'm pondering....if not.....then you're better off. | |
| Goku | <Kirks-Monkey> Who is Bonnie Hammer? She puts the hammer down?? | |
| Goku | <Goku> Sounds like a porn name doesn't it? | |
| Goku | <Goku> She does programing for SciFi and decides to turn the volume up on comercials, so if you will please proceed to go kill her | |
| DarkonZero | Ku is building an army to kill Hammer. | |
| DarkonZero | And that's a good thing. | |
| Goku | <Goku> Are you going? I don't hear foot steps | |
| Goku | *** Kirks-Monkey has quit IRC ((signed off)) | |
| * DarkonZero realizes he used a Martha Stewart line and kicks himself. | ||
| DarkonZero | Damn that Martha Stewart! | |
| DarkonZero | It'll make me feel sorta better if someone else damns her...... | |
| superspy | damn who? | |
| DarkonZero | Martha Stewart. | |
| DeRaptor | aw, damn 'em all. | |
| * DarkonZero feels sorta better..... | ||
| DarkonZero | Thankee. | |
| DarkonZero | WOOHA! | |
| superspy | I can't. if I damn her, she'll get me with her laser that's in geo-synchronous orbit of my dormitory | |
| DarkonZero | Really? | |
| Goku | *** Now talking in #Sci-Fi-ASSHOLES | |
| Goku | *** Topic is 'Bonnie Hammer is a whore who runs the audio on the Sci-Fi commercials TO LOUD' | |
| Goku | LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| Goku | LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| Goku | LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| superspy | shhhh! | |
| Goku | ROFL | |
| superspy | what are you laughing at, goku? | |
| * BobIsIll looks up. | ||
| Goku | That guy made that the topic | |
| BobIsIll | Soy, just eat the laser and you'll be fine. | |
| * DarkonZero ponders what his deal is...... | ||
| DarkonZero | I dunno... | |
| DarkonZero | Anyone...is there something wrong with me....if there is, would ya tell me? | |
| superspy | well.... | |
| superspy | ok | |
| superspy | DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes.... | |
| superspy | you've got spinach between your two front teeth | |
| Goku | Yeah | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN YOU SPINACH AND POPEYE! | |
| * DarkonZero turns around to get the spinach outta his teeth. | ||
| * DarkonZero turns back... | ||
| DarkonZero | Did I get it? | |
| superspy | nope | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| * DarkonZero uses a toothpick.... | ||
| DarkonZero | Now did I? | |
| Goku | No | |
| DarkonZero | SHOOT! | |
| Goku | Ok | |
| * DarkonZero uses the claw end of a hammer. | ||
| * Goku shoots DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | Now..? | |
| Goku | BOth your front teeth are gone but the spinach is still there | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
| * DarkonZero uses one of De's claws..... | ||
| DarkonZero | Now....? | |
| DeRaptor | Hey! | |
| * DeRaptor washes her hands thoroughly. | ||
| Goku | You lost three more teeth, spinach still there | |
| superspy | might need to boil them, de | |
| superspy | ;) | |
| DarkonZero | DAG NABBIT! | |
| * DarkonZero uses his ATOMIC DEATH RAY! | ||
| DarkonZero | Now......? | |
| Goku | All your teeth and gums are gone...but the spi...wait! spinach isn't red.....thats you tounge! | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| DarkonZero | Why didn't you tell me?!?! | |
| DarkonZero | You kidders.... | |
| Goku | I just did | |
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| DarkonZero | Oopie. | |
| Goku | You sound funny now | |
| DarkonZero | I do? | |
| DarkonZero | in what way? | |
| Goku | Yeah, I guess those teeth and gums are used for something | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| * DarkonZero switches on his repair mode. | ||
| * DarkonZero 's teeth are forming.....fast. | ||
| * DarkonZero shuts off his repair mode. | ||
| DarkonZero | There.... | |
| Goku | You have spinach between your front teeth | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| DarkonZero | SCREW IT! | |
| superspy | try a toothpick? | |
| * superspy hands DZ a toothpick | ||
| Goku | hehe John Cleese did a comercial with Metalica | |
| Goku | "How jamming is your website?" | |
| DarkonZero | Oh yeah De......Bob gave me the flu.....yes, THE FLU. Sorry for using your hand. | |
| BobIsIll | You know, the past tense of fly. | |
| DarkonZero | yup. | |
| * DarkonZero glides across the room......towards a oncoming wall. | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the wall..... | ||
| DeRaptor | ha ha. | |
| superspy | bob? | |
| superspy | http://cnnfn.com/1999/11/22/news/microsoft_a/ | |
| * DeRaptor glides out of the rafters...and lands in the pool. | ||
| superspy | is that the case you're talking about? | |
| BobIsIll | Yes? | |
| DeRaptor | d'oh. | |
| * DarkonZero uses one of De's claws again...for the hell of it. | ||
| * DeRaptor climbs out of the pool and shakes on Bob. | ||
| BobIsIll | Probably. | |
| * DeRaptor rips a big gash in DZ's gums and runs. | ||
| DarkonZero | Like that hasn't happened before.....Bob put razors in the apples that I was eating a week ago. | |
| superspy | you realize it's the dumbest case I've ever heard of, right? | |
| *** Jordan has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** Jordan has left #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Michael! | |
| BobIsIll | The one where MS is being sued for charging too much for Windows in certain stores? | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| DeRaptor | hello... | |
| superspy | yes bob | |
| DarkonZero | Zoom a zoom zoom!! | |
| superspy | they're being sued for trying to make a profit | |
| * DeRaptor hates zoomers. | ||
| * DarkonZero kicks himself for that last statement. | ||
| BobIsIll | Yeah, it's dumb... But who cares? Microsoft deserves it! | |
| DeRaptor | especially with xxxx in their names. | |
| DarkonZero | Jordan was here earlier....I scared him though. | |
| BobIsIll | What'd good to buy? | |
| BobIsIll | What's good to buy? | |
| Goku | A Dreamcast | |
| DarkonZero | A kidney.....that's good. | |
| DarkonZero | You never know when you need a extra kidney. | |
| DarkonZero | And if you don't use it...you can sell it for a higher price. | |
| BobIsIll | Does Mir still have Ruskies in it? | |
| DarkonZero | They got dead folk stored there now. | |
| * superspy shows Goku nude pix of a dreamcast | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| BobIsIll | Uh-huh. | |
| superspy | oh SURE | |
| superspy | at least I'm not a regular conversation killer like DZ, over there | |
| DarkonZero | Hey...I admit I kill convos. | |
| BobIsIll | Does Mir still have Ruskies in it? | |
| BobIsIll | And DZ, shut up. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...I'll shut up. | |
| * DarkonZero shuts up. | ||
| DeRaptor | DZ, you MURDER convos. | |
| * DarkonZero remains silent. | ||
| * DarkonZero walks outside. | ||
| Session Close: Mon Nov 22 23:47:07 1999 | ||
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