| Session Start: Sun Nov 21 18:51:17 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'http://www.kilaita.com/joey/haha.html' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Sun Nov 21 15:39:01 | ||
| DarkonZero | WAH! | |
|---|---|---|
| gabrielle | hi | |
| DarkonZero | Hello.... | |
| DarkonZero | OH crud.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'll BBL. | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Sun Nov 21 18:52:20 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Sun Nov 21 19:04:00 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'http://www.kilaita.com/joey/haha.html' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Sun Nov 21 15:39:01 | ||
| DarkonZero | WAH! | |
| IncMeltMan | Hello, DZ | |
| DarkonZero | Hey IMM.... | |
| IncMeltMan | Is your song about Gamera? | |
| Bozarth | Gamera and Godzilla | |
| DarkonZero | My song....about Gamera.....yeah...sure. | |
| DeRaptor | Heya DZ | |
| Bozarth | I got the inspiration by watching Godzilla: King of the Monsters at 3 AM last night | |
| DarkonZero | Hey De.... | |
| Bozarth | you guys want it? | |
| IncMeltMan | Duh....OK | |
| DarkonZero | Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.......OK! | |
| DarkonZero | Mongo like song! | |
| IncMeltMan | Oh....my "Duh" was shorter. | |
| * /sound: no such file 'burning_down_japan.wav' | ||
| IncMeltMan | Try again, you must. | |
| * DeRaptor glares as her sister plays with her crow-foot toy. | ||
| IncMeltMan | Hmmm..... | |
| DarkonZero | KILL HER! | |
| DarkonZero | Uh... | |
| DarkonZero | Um... | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't mean that. | |
| DarkonZero | For of habit.... | |
| DarkonZero | For to Force | |
| DeRaptor | !op DeRaptor | |
| DeRaptor | dammit. | |
| * DeRaptor kills DZ. | ||
| * DarkonZero dies..... | ||
| DarkonZero | Happily I may add.... | |
| *** MSTAnon is on IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon has joined #deep13 | ||
| IncMeltMan | Happy Happy Die Die!!!!! | |
| IncMeltMan | Hello, MSTAnon | |
| DarkonZero | Happy Happy Die Die!!! | |
| MSTAnon | Hey, De. Lodovik says he's talking to you about bakery? | |
| DeRaptor | something like that. | |
| IncMeltMan | What are you baking? | |
| MSTAnon | Ah, okay. Just checking. | |
| DeRaptor | It's into lizards now. | |
| MSTAnon | He wants to setup a fanclub of MSTies Anonymous. =P | |
| IncMeltMan | Lizard Pie. | |
| Bozarth | Did you guys like it? | |
| IncMeltMan | Oh...I forgot. Hold on... | |
| IncMeltMan | It's OK. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll read it later.... | |
| MSTAnon | Well, I'll talk to you guys later. | |
| *** MSTAnon has left IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon has quit IRC (Be sure to join MSTies Anonymous at... http://www.msties.com/) | ||
| DeRaptor | i eat worms | |
| IncMeltMan | Crunchy worms. | |
| * DeRaptor is away... REASON: 9,1cleaning fish bowl.6,0 Type 12/ctcp DeRaptor page6 to page. | ||
| IncMeltMan | "He died like all the rest!" -Mike | |
| DarkonZero | Fried worm? | |
| IncMeltMan | A rice of vorms. | |
| *** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
| *** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** Goku sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
| * Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 carrying his luggage case. | ||
| IncMeltMan | Loc! | |
| Locdog07 | Hullo! | |
| DarkonZero | Hi Loc.... | |
| Locdog07 | Hiya DZ | |
| IncMeltMan | Your site is stupid and wrong. STUPID! and WRONG! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...I'm dead...sorry, | |
| Bozarth | Loc, you got my parody, didn't you? | |
| *** Jason is on IRC | ||
| Locdog07 | Yeh, Boz | |
| Bozarth | I forgot who I sent it to | |
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| Locdog07 | k | |
| * DarkonZero sees a commercial for a movie called "Biccentenial Man" and is interested. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm interested. | |
| Locdog07 | Heh | |
| IncMeltMan | Oh...that Robin Williams vehicle. | |
| IncMeltMan | Robo-Williams | |
| DarkonZero | I still want to see Dogma. | |
| * Locdog07 saw the oddest little ep of Fruitties just now | ||
| IncMeltMan | He's weird as a robot because he has no hair....he loses a lot when he loses his hair. | |
| DarkonZero | AGH1 | |
| Bozarth | again? | |
| DarkonZero | 1 to ! | |
| DarkonZero | SCOOBY-DOO IS ON! | |
| Locdog07 | Monkus created a formula that makes everyone act in the exact opposite of how they normally do | |
| Locdog07 | AGGGH! | |
| Locdog07 | No Scooby Dooooo... | |
| Bozarth | so everyone was normal? | |
| Locdog07 | Heheh | |
| Locdog07 | It seemed that way, sorta | |
| Locdog07 | Kumba ran up to them all and said "I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANY OF YOU AGAIN!" and left the island | |
| IncMeltMan | Did that make the show temporarily entertaining....because they weren't being their normal selves...maybe they'd be funny. | |
| Locdog07 | Exactly, IMM, it was just like that. | |
| Locdog07 | Kumba told them she didn't want to look at them because she wanted to eat them.. | |
| Locdog07 | And Pak wanted to die, so he said "Wait! Don't go without eating us!" | |
| IncMeltMan | Heehee! | |
| IncMeltMan | "Eat me! | |
| * IncMeltMan laughs. | ||
| Locdog07 | heheheh | |
| Locdog07 | And the pigs who are always trying to eat the Fruitties were following them around going "Wow! What a nice bunch of Fruitties! I never realized how much I like them!" | |
| DarkonZero | Did he also say..."Hey...com'on...at least take a little nibble."? | |
| Locdog07 | eep... | |
| Locdog07 | But then it turned out that Monkus had sniffed some of the formula, so he became good and decided to give them the antidote | |
| Locdog07 | "You gotta sniff some of this man! It's so boss..." | |
| IncMeltMan | Heheheh! | |
| * DeRaptor is back FROM: 9,1cleaning fish bowl. | ||
| Locdog07 | wb De | |
| IncMeltMan | wb | |
| * DeRaptor looks up at all the things. | ||
| IncMeltMan | Lotsa things. | |
| Locdog07 | Did the fish make you clean up their poops? | |
| Locdog07 | Well, the fish, singular | |
| DarkonZero | Uh oh....poop talk....gotta go. | |
| Locdog07 | Heh | |
| IncMeltMan | Bye, | |
| Locdog07 | Bye DZ | |
| DarkonZero | I'm kidding. | |
| Locdog07 | Oh | |
| DarkonZero | OI! | |
| Locdog07 | heheh >:) | |
| * DarkonZero feels particularly evil today...... | ||
| IncMeltMan | Oh...did you mean go...as in #2? | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| DeRaptor | Yes, the fish made me clean up their excrement. well, his excrement. Or maybe her excrement. I don't even know. | |
| DarkonZero | It is a full moon out....or Limbaugh has his pants down again. | |
| * IncMeltMan slaps DZ for that image | ||
| * Locdog07 remembers the chickens making that one guy clean up their poops and feed them in 702... | ||
| DarkonZero | Ow.....hehehe. | |
| IncMeltMan | And the chickens that were sexed by that guy. | |
| Locdog07 | Heheh! | |
| Locdog07 | "Yeah, for pervs!" - Mike | |
| IncMeltMan | Oh wait...that was Pink Flamigos. | |
| DeRaptor | DAMMIT! I gotta go...eat and stuff. | |
| Locdog07 | Bye De | |
| IncMeltMan | Adios. | |
| IncMeltMan | Flamingos, even | |
| DarkonZero | Bye De..... | |
| DeRaptor | bya. | |
| * DeRaptor Leaps through a run in the pantyhose of the space-time continuum... | ||
| Locdog07 | bye | |
| *** DeRaptor has left #Deep13 | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| Locdog07 | It was a really bad ep of Fruitties though, because Monkus only had the one line | |
| Locdog07 | And we don't find out it was him doing it till literally the very end | |
| Locdog07 | Because the narrator tells us | |
| IncMeltMan | Now wait...wouldn't it make the narrator lie or something. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Locdog07 | Kumba really is a slut...when she left the island she went to New York, walked up to this one boy, said "Let's be friends!" and smootched him... | |
| * IncMeltMan didn't know there was a narrator. | ||
| Locdog07 | oh | |
| IncMeltMan | Oh my! | |
| Bozarth | I sould go. Bye guys | |
| IncMeltMan | Awww...bye. | |
| *** Bozarth has left IRC | ||
| *** Bozarth has quit IRC (I can't come back! I don't know how it works! G'bye! G'bye!) | ||
| * IncMeltMan ponders Loc's weird show. | ||
| *** Retrieving #Deep13 info... | ||
| Locdog07 | It ain't mine!!!.....yet..... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'hug.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| IncMeltMan | Heh. | |
| * Locdog07 wonders | ||
| IncMeltMan | I saw a little bit of a weird movie called "Vampire Men of the Lost Planet" yesterday. | |
| IncMeltMan | It has John Carradine in it. | |
| Locdog07 | Weeeird. | |
| IncMeltMan | Some of it's color...and some of it's black and white...sorta | |
| Locdog07 | Heh | |
| IncMeltMan | When they're on the lost planet...it's supposed to be radioactive....so they tint the the black and white photography with changing colors.. This also allows them to use B&W stock footage | |
| Locdog07 | MUUUUUUUUUTLEEEEEEEY! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMETHIIIIIIING! | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| IncMeltMan | It has the footage of the alligators wrestling from Robot Monster. | |
| Locdog07 | Ah | |
| Locdog07 | And from Teenage Caveman | |
| * DarkonZero goes to get something to eat.... | ||
| IncMeltMan | It's really bad.....the vampires are cavemen that eat people...so they're not vampires in the real sense....but they do have big fake plastic vampire teeth | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| IncMeltMan | And there are some sort of lobster monsters that are really stupid looking. I didn't see the end of the movie. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| IncMeltMan | Oh....and bat monsters like "It Lives By Night", too | |
| IncMeltMan | Only these bat people have wings.... | |
| * DarkonZero returns with nothing.... | ||
| IncMeltMan | They look more like bats than apes. | |
| DarkonZero | IIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! | |
| IncMeltMan | Are you hungry, DK? | |
| Locdog07 | DZ | |
| DarkonZero | I'm DZ.... | |
| IncMeltMan | DZ! Damn! | |
| IncMeltMan | Stupid abbreviations. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| * DarkonZero ponders on killing again....and looks at IMM..... | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey IMM.... | |
| DarkonZero | How are ya? | |
| *** MeltingMan has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Locdog07 | hmm... | |
| DarkonZero | d'oh! | |
| MeltingMan | Be gone, clone! | |
| MeltingMan | What was the last thing I said? | |
| *** IncMeltMan was kicked by Locdog07 (Locdog07) | ||
| MeltingMan | Or you said to me? | |
| DarkonZero | Nothing.... | |
| MeltingMan | Oh. | |
| DarkonZero | Right Loc? | |
| MeltingMan | So I missed nothing. | |
| DarkonZero | Pretty much.... | |
| MeltingMan | I was typing right while I got disconnected. | |
| MeltingMan | And I don't know if what I said got through. | |
| Locdog07 | Yeh, or something | |
| MeltingMan | I guess it didn't. | |
| Locdog07 | <IncMeltMan> Stupid abbreviations. | |
| MeltingMan | But I don't remember what it was now. | |
| *** IncMeltMan has left IRC | ||
| MeltingMan | Oh....gracias. | |
| MeltingMan | It wasn't that. | |
| DarkonZero | That's it.... | |
| * DarkonZero turns away.... | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmm...hmmm....hmmmm. | |
| * MeltingMan ponders the colorized version of Night of the Living Dead. | ||
| Locdog07 | Isn't that supposed to be bad? | |
| * DarkonZero goes to check out www.computerstew.com | ||
| MeltingMan | Yeah...it looked really bad from the back of the box. My local video store has it for rent. | |
| MeltingMan | The sky was colored blue like it was daylight. And the zombies were really brightly colored. | |
| Locdog07 | ick | |
| Locdog07 | Funkster Zombies! | |
| Locdog07 | Listen up all you freaks and disasters! | |
| MeltingMan | heh....yeah....they had bright green faces. | |
| Locdog07 | The Gangreen Gang! | |
| MeltingMan | Heehee! | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah....only even brighter than them. | |
| Locdog07 | hmm | |
| DarkonZero | Hey this Coputer Stew is rather funny....check it out. | |
| MeltingMan | k | |
| DarkonZero | Coputer? | |
| MeltingMan | That's what you wrote. | |
| DarkonZero | I meant Computer..... | |
| * MeltingMan looks at the words "Ass Pilot" | ||
| DarkonZero | The host is taking about ".....Ate My Balls!" sites.... | |
| Locdog07 | hmm | |
| DarkonZero | I'm watching the "Having a Ball" ep. | |
| MeltingMan | There aren't any MST3K ate my balls sites, are there? | |
| Locdog07 | ewww | |
| Locdog07 | Crow T. Robot Ate My Balls...that'd be icky | |
| MeltingMan | Heh | |
| MeltingMan | Oh wait! There's a "Mitchell ate my balls" site! | |
| Locdog07 | ye | |
| Locdog07 | yeh | |
| MeltingMan | Still...it's not MST. | |
| *** Lodovik has joined #deep13 | ||
| Locdog07 | Huh | |
| Lodovik | owigjsaorihj | |
| Lodovik | dhorihmoimhroirdhmirdtmhoitmhrt | |
| Locdog07 | Go away, you imposter | |
| Lodovik | fuck you | |
| Locdog07 | If you're Lodovik, answer me one question | |
| Lodovik | scenty sucks | |
| Lodovik | i love beans | |
| Lodovik | ofxinjorhjre098njr9njn | |
| Lodovik | jndknds | |
| Locdog07 | What did I say to you earlier today on AOL Instant Messager? | |
| Lodovik | bofidoithjh | |
| Lodovik | oifhjofijorj6orijyot9j60o9jr096jr | |
| Locdog07 | This isn't Lodovik | |
| Lodovik | jot9jhor9jithor9j6ro669r | |
| Locdog07 | It's Qrow | |
| Lodovik | fuck you | |
| Lodovik | !!!!! | |
| Lodovik | )#*)($#)(##)(^#* | |
| Lodovik | I'M AN INCONSIDERATE PRICK!!!!! | |
| *** Lodovik has left #deep13 | ||
| Locdog07 | Huh | |
| Locdog07 | That guy is a real sh*t head | |
| MeltingMan | "I love beans"...that song meant so much to me! | |
| MeltingMan | Yep. | |
| *** Lodovik has joined #deep13 | ||
| Lodovik | bitch | |
| *** Locdog07 sets mode: +b *!*@SKT2B109-32.splitrock.net | ||
| *** Lodovik has left #deep13 | ||
| * MeltingMan goes afk to eat Peanut Butter Cups. | ||
| Locdog07 | hmm | |
| DarkonZero | The "Ass Pilot" one was funny..... | |
| MeltingMan | back | |
| Locdog07 | wb | |
| MeltingMan | You know...they have peanut butter cups with peanut butter and jelly inside them now. | |
| MeltingMan | It's a great epicac. | |
| DarkonZero | The Russel Stover ones.... | |
| Locdog07 | Hmm... | |
| DarkonZero | SMOOGIE! | |
| Locdog07 | Do a whois on Qrow | |
| MeltingMan | Hmmm | |
| MeltingMan | *** Qrow is DeIsABitch@SKT2B109-32.splitrock.net (scenty sucks!) | |
| MeltingMan | *** Qrow is on IRC via server WichitaFalls.TX.US.StarLink.Org ([208.129.168.1] WebFire's StarLink IRC Server) | |
| DarkonZero | ADBOY! | |
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| Locdog07 | Huh? | |
| DarkonZero | It's Ep 17..... | |
| DarkonZero | Of Computer Stew.... | |
| * MeltingMan checks his e-mail. | ||
| MeltingMan | Gung ho. | |
| Locdog07 | Gung ho!!! | |
| MeltingMan | It's fun to say! | |
| MeltingMan | You don't have that expression in England, Loc? | |
| Locdog07 | No | |
| MeltingMan | Well...it's like if you're really for something and willing to do it without considering the consequences and stuff. Like a "Gung ho additude" | |
| Locdog07 | Ah. | |
| DarkonZero | I gotta go...later. | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Sun Nov 21 20:15:56 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Sun Nov 21 21:32:32 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'We be gettin' our very own mailin' list, thank goodness' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Sun Nov 21 21:06:46 | ||
| Locdog07 | Hmm. Hi DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmm. Hi Loc. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| DarkonZero | I just watched vegetables do some Kung-fu. | |
| DarkonZero | I was weird. | |
| DarkonZero | I? | |
| DarkonZero | I mean "It"! | |
| Locdog07 | Very. | |
| Locdog07 | Very very very. | |
| DarkonZero | I know I'm weird....I don't need affirmation about it....SHEESH! | |
| DeRaptor | Man, Ghost Planet Industries is sooo high. | |
| Locdog07 | SHEESH! | |
| DarkonZero | I though Williams Street took over? | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Locdog07 | Hmm | |
| DarkonZero | But still....they're all high. | |
| Locdog07 | Every last one of them. | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| DarkonZero | Wait....that's me....oopie! | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I wish I had the "Banjo" one.... | |
| DarkonZero | Wait....I might. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Nope.... | |
| Locdog07 | Hmm | |
| DarkonZero | Just that scary song. | |
| Locdog07 | Deliverance... | |
| * Locdog07 plucks at a banjo | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
| DarkonZero | Um..... | |
| DarkonZero | Keep going.... | |
| * Locdog07 keeps plucking | ||
| * Locdog07 grins at DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | Stop it! | |
| Locdog07 | What you wanna go f**k with that river for, city boy? | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| Locdog07 | What? | |
| DarkonZero | Stoop! | |
| * Locdog07 stoops | ||
| Locdog07 | You like this pose? | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| Locdog07 | Okay then | |
| * Locdog07 stands up | ||
| * DarkonZero goes to a corner... | ||
| Locdog07 | MIIIIIIIIKE! | |
| Locdog07 | MIKE! | |
| * DarkonZero mumbles...... | ||
| Locdog07 | MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- | |
| * Locdog07 falls over | ||
| * DarkonZero ultrapre | ||
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| * DarkonZero feels a certain (but stupid) power surge through him... | ||
| * Locdog07 quadrape | ||
| DarkonZero | I AM...! | |
| * DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRADORK15,16,0!6,0 | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork | ||
| UltraDork | What? | |
| Locdog07 | Hmm | |
| Locdog07 | Hi UltraDork | |
| UltraDork | QuadRAPE? | |
| Locdog07 | Are you anything at all like Freakzoid? | |
| Locdog07 | Freakazoid | |
| UltraDork | He's my brother. | |
| UltraDork | I think. | |
| Locdog07 | Neat. | |
| Locdog07 | Do you and him get along? | |
| Locdog07 | Or is there sibling rivalry? | |
| UltraDork | We get along.....when we are apart. | |
| * UltraDork looks for something good on TV...then realizes that he defeated the point of that. | ||
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| * Locdog07 looks at his luggage case shaking | ||
| Locdog07 | Uh-oh...it looks like you have some competition, UltraDork... | |
| UltraDork | What is it now? | |
| *** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
| *** Locdog07 is now known as TVGM | ||
| * TVGM busts out of the case | ||
| TVGM | AHA! | |
| TVGM | I am... | |
| TVGM | Turkey Volume Guessing Man! | |
| UltraDork | You didn't have a good entrance...... | |
| UltraDork | SHEESH! | |
| TVGM | I don't need one! | |
| TVGM | For I am... | |
| * UltraDork strikes a pose. | ||
| TVGM | Turkey Volume Guessing Man!" | |
| UltraDork | WOOTA! | |
| TVGM | Uh...what? | |
| TVGM | Woota? | |
| TVGM | What the heck does that mean? | |
| * UltraDork strikes another pose. | ||
| TVGM | Leave the poses alone! | |
| UltraDork | HEYAT! | |
| TVGM | They didn't do anything! | |
| * TVGM stands between UltraDork and the poses | ||
| TVGM | I won't let your harassment of the pose people go any further! | |
| * UltraDork flies around..... | ||
| UltraDork | WOOHA! | |
| TVGM | I will now co- huh? | |
| TVGM | Hey...DEEEEEEEEE!! He's confusing me!!!! | |
| * TVGM takes off his costume and runs around in a circle | ||
| *** TVGM is now known as CrowTRocot | ||
| CrowTRocot | Uh.. | |
| CrowTRocot | Looks like part of my costume is stil lon | |
| UltraDork | Rocot? | |
| *** CrowTRocot is now known as CrowTRobot | ||
| CrowTRobot | WAAAAAAHH!! | |
| CrowTRobot | He's making fun of meeeeeeeeee!!! | |
| * CrowTRobot jumps up at UltraDork | ||
| * UltraDork flies around some more..... | ||
| CrowTRobot | How come I don't get special powers like that??? | |
| UltraDork | I like flying.... | |
| CrowTRobot | I wanna fly!!! | |
| * CrowTRobot stamps his foot and it falls off | ||
| CrowTRobot | oops... | |
| CrowTRobot | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! | |
| * CrowTRobot runs into the corner | ||
| * UltraDork lands and does another stupid pose...... | ||
| UltraDork | WEEHA! | |
| CrowTRobot | Eww, now you're *doing* them? | |
| * CrowTRobot shudders | ||
| * UltraDork crosses his arms and fires a STUPID BEAM at the wall.....making it stupid. | ||
| * CrowTRobot plays with his chicken puppet in the corner | ||
| * UltraDork aims his sights on Crow..... | ||
| CrowTRobot | I'm already dumb! | |
| * UltraDork starts to cross his arms..... | ||
| CrowTRobot | Firing that thing will only negate my idiocy! | |
| CrowTRobot | So I'll be a genius! | |
| CrowTRobot | Ha! | |
| * CrowTRobot stares | ||
| * DeRaptor is back FROM: 9,1taping SG. | ||
| CrowTRobot | DEEEEEEEEEE! He's being mean! | |
| * DeRaptor jumps Crow and tickles him. | ||
| CrowTRobot | Gah! | |
| * CrowTRobot giggles | ||
| CrowTRobot | Stoppit!!! | |
| CrowTRobot | Gettoff! HAHA! | |
| * UltraDork crosses his arms.....and fire the BEAM OF BRIGHT STUFF! | ||
| CrowTRobot | GETTOFF!!! | |
| CrowTRobot | LEGGO!!! | |
| CrowTRobot | HAHAHA! | |
| * CrowTRobot bites De | ||
| * DeRaptor throws Crow in the pool. | ||
| DeRaptor | ow! | |
| CrowTRobot | YAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! | |
| CrowTRobot | Why do you always do this???? | |
| * CrowTRobot tries to swim | ||
| * UltraDork flies around again.... | ||
| * CrowTRobot short-circuits | ||
| CrowTRobot | *fzzt* | |
| * CrowTRobot falls to the bottom of the pool | ||
| * DeRaptor rescues Crow and revives him and gives him a puppy. | ||
| CrowTRobot | Ooh! Puppy! | |
| CrowTRobot | Can I keep him? | |
| CrowTRobot | Huh? | |
| CrowTRobot | Huh? | |
| CrowTRobot | Huh? | |
| CrowTRobot | Huh? | |
| CrowTRobot | Huh? | |
| CrowTRobot | Huh? | |
| CrowTRobot | Huh? | |
| CrowTRobot | Huh? | |
| CrowTRobot | Huh? | |
| DeRaptor | No. You can keep the cobra, though. | |
| CrowTRobot | Huh? | |
| CrowTRobot | C-c-c-cobra? | |
| * CrowTRobot turns around | ||
| CrowTRobot | YAAAAAAHHH!!! | |
| * CrowTRobot runs behind De | ||
| * UltraDork stops flying..... | ||
| DeRaptor | Isn't he cute? I got him for 10 cents from a Indian guy. | |
| UltraDork | I AM NO LONGER...! | |
| * UltraDork loses his dumb power and returns back to his old moronic, sorta secret alter-ego, DarkonZero. | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** UltraDork is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| * CrowTRobot shudders and clings to De's leg | ||
| DarkonZero | CLINGON! | |
| DeRaptor | What are you so scared of? Its fangs can't exactly pierce metal... | |
| CrowTRobot | He's lookin' at me all hungry... | |
| DeRaptor | And even if they could, poison doesn't hurt robots...sheesh. | |
| CrowTRobot | Yeh, but he can suck me somethin' bad! | |
| CrowTRobot | I don't wanna be sucked! | |
| * CrowTRobot hides | ||
| * DeRaptor pokes at Crow with the toy his feet are made from. | ||
| DarkonZero | Um..... | |
| CrowTRobot | Grrr! Stop it! | |
| * CrowTRobot bites the toy | ||
| * DarkonZero opts to stay outta this convo. | ||
| DeRaptor | heehee! | |
| * DeRaptor picks up Crow with the toy and throws him accross the room. | ||
| CrowTRobot | Why don't you hurry up and make me, rather than poke me out of my body parts? | |
| CrowTRobot | YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! | |
| * CrowTRobot picks himself up | ||
| CrowTRobot | I hate you forever!!! | |
| * DarkonZero goes back to IFILM.com to watch more weird animation.... | ||
| * DeRaptor grumbles and wonders when Ed Miarecki is gonna get her order...stupid USPS. | ||
| * CrowTRobot looks at De grumbling | ||
| * CrowTRobot 's lower lip trembles | ||
| CrowTRobot | WAAHHHH!!!! | |
| * CrowTRobot runs to his room | ||
| DeRaptor | d'oh... | |
| * DeRaptor follows Crow. | ||
| * DeRaptor gives him a kitty. | ||
| CrowTRobot | Uh...hello? KITTY!!! | |
| * CrowTRobot hugs the kitty! | ||
| *** CrowTRobot is now known as ElmyCrow | ||
| ElmyCrow | And I'll love you, and hug toy! | |
| ElmyCrow | toy? | |
| *** ElmyCrow is now known as CrowTRobot | ||
| CrowTRobot | I just can't pull that off.. | |
| * CrowTRobot glares at De | ||
| CrowTRobot | What's kitty's name? | |
| DeRaptor | Uh...doesn't have one yet. | |
| CrowTRobot | Hmm...cud I name it? | |
| * CrowTRobot picks the kitty up and drops it accidentally | ||
| CrowTRobot | Dah! | |
| CrowTRobot | Stupid useless arms! | |
| CrowTRobot | Why don't you fix my arms, De???? | |
| * CrowTRobot pokes De in the tummy with his beak | ||
| * DeRaptor pokes CrowTRobot in the eye. | ||
| CrowTRobot | Ow! | |
| CrowTRobot | Quit it... | |
| DeRaptor | Ow. | |
| * DarkonZero is now watching a godawful toon other than Scooby-Doo. | ||
| * DeRaptor fixes Crow's arms so they just barely work. | ||
| CrowTRobot | Ahhh... | |
| * CrowTRobot picks up the kitty and hugs it | ||
| DeRaptor | That being, DZ? | |
| DeRaptor | What's its name, Crow? | |
| CrowTRobot | I'm gonna call it... | |
| CrowTRobot | Furrdinand | |
| CrowTRobot | Get it? | |
| CrowTRobot | Furr | |
| DeRaptor | But it's a girl... | |
| DarkonZero | It's a IFILM entry.....called "Invisibleitis". | |
| CrowTRobot | Oh... | |
| CrowTRobot | Nobody told me!!!! | |
| DeRaptor | You could name it Kitana...... | |
| * CrowTRobot checks | ||
| CrowTRobot | Hee! | |
| * CrowTRobot names it Kitana | ||
| DeRaptor | And then it would scratch your eyes out. | |
| DeRaptor | D'OH! | |
| CrowTRobot | AHHH!! | |
| * CrowTRobot renames it!!!!!! | ||
| CrowTRobot | Uh... | |
| DeRaptor | "fluffy"? | |
| CrowTRobot | Hmm... | |
| CrowTRobot | I'll name it Floofer | |
| DeRaptor | d'oh. | |
| CrowTRobot | You got a prob, bob? | |
| * DeRaptor floofs. | ||
| * CrowTRobot glares at De | ||
| DeRaptor | Bob's not here, stupid. | |
| CrowTRobot | Well, i'm glad | |
| CrowTRobot | I hate that guy. always tinking me... | |
| * CrowTRobot rubs his torso | ||
| CrowTRobot | You'd tink he'd have stopped by now. | |
| CrowTRobot | But noooo... | |
| CrowTRobot | Always finding me and taking me back to his apartment and tinking me some more! | |
| DeRaptor | Well, he is the evil pastor of pez. | |
| DeRaptor | ! | |
| CrowTRobot | Hmm...he force-fed me pez too | |
| DeRaptor | And making kiddie robot porn, no doubt... | |
| * CrowTRobot opens his mouth | ||
| CrowTRobot | Just press my net | |
| CrowTRobot | Press it | |
| CrowTRobot | PRESS!!! | |
| * CrowTRobot presses his net | ||
| * CrowTRobot throws up some pez | ||
| * CrowTRobot watches Floofer eat up all the pez | ||
| CrowTRobot | Uh-oh, I hope that wasn't real pez...she could get really sick... | |
| * CrowTRobot pets Floofer | ||
| CrowTRobot | Kitty... | |
| *** IncMeltMan is on IRC | ||
| * CrowTRobot feeds Floofer | ||
| CrowTRobot | She's on a special diet | |
| CrowTRobot | Chicken 'n' grit. | |
| DeRaptor | I see. | |
| CrowTRobot | Want some? | |
| * CrowTRobot offers De some | ||
| DeRaptor | That's...okay. | |
| CrowTRobot | You don't appreciate my cooking!!!! | |
| * CrowTRobot throws a major tantrum | ||
| *** IncMeltMan has left IRC | ||
| CrowTRobot | WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! | |
| *** MeltingMan has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * CrowTRobot pounds on the couch | ||
| * CrowTRobot sniffles | ||
| CrowTRobot | Hullo | |
| DeRaptor | Crow...despite what Joel once told you...you're not a woman, okay? | |
| MeltingMan | Hi....I'm back! | |
| CrowTRobot | Oh yeah? | |
| * CrowTRobot puts on a bra and suspenders | ||
| CrowTRobot | I can be a woman if I wanna be! | |
| * DeRaptor screams. | ||
| * CrowTRobot struts | ||
| * DeRaptor passes out. | ||
| * CrowTRobot sidles up to IMM | ||
| * MeltingMan hmmms | ||
| * DeRaptor goes into convulsions. | ||
| MeltingMan | Gah! | |
| CrowTRobot | Hmm. | |
| * CrowTRobot looks at De | ||
| CrowTRobot | Wow. | |
| MeltingMan | You're nude, Crow! | |
| CrowTRobot | I really went too far this time... | |
| DeRaptor | WRONG! JUST WRONG@ | |
| DeRaptor | ! | |
| DeRaptor | HE'S NOT WEARING ANY PANTIES!!!! | |
| * CrowTRobot smirks | ||
| * DeRaptor throws Floofer in the pool. | ||
| * CrowTRobot sits down and crosses and un-crosses his legs for everyone | ||
| CrowTRobot | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! | |
| * CrowTRobot rips off his underwear and jumps in after it | ||
| * DeRaptor sees Crow's various things hang out and screams again. | ||
| * DarkonZero is now banning himself from all conversation that is being held on this channel. | ||
| CrowTRobot | My various things, eh? | |
| MeltingMan | heh | |
| * CrowTRobot shakes his money maker... | ||
| CrowTRobot | Dammit! | |
| CrowTRobot | Why won't this thing copy money?? | |
| * CrowTRobot shakes the printing press | ||
| CrowTRobot | Work, damn you! | |
| DeRaptor | Crow, I thought I threw that out...did you make another one? | |
| CrowTRobot | Yeh... | |
| DeRaptor | Do you need a spanking, young man?! | |
| CrowTRobot | Just to annoy you! | |
| * CrowTRobot glares | ||
| CrowTRobot | I hate you forever! I suppose you like Floofer better! | |
| * DeRaptor gets "Mr. Paddle" | ||
| CrowTRobot | NO! | |
| CrowTRobot | Not Mr. Paddle!!! | |
| * DeRaptor drags Crow into his room and locks the door. | ||
| CrowTRobot | He's so hurtful, yet...firm... | |
| DeRaptor | *WHAM!* | |
| CrowTRobot | NOOOO! | |
| * DeRaptor unlocks the door and stomps out. | ||
| * CrowTRobot slips out | ||
| * MeltingMan wonders if he should be reading this. | ||
| CrowTRobot | Wait... | |
| * DarkonZero now goes back to what he was watching earlier.....COMPUTER STEW! | ||
| CrowTRobot | What was the "Wham" sound? | |
| * DeRaptor slinks into the rafters with her water bazooka. | ||
| CrowTRobot | I mean...was it us inside there making noises? | |
| DeRaptor | Your nonexistant butt getting tanned. | |
| CrowTRobot | Oh... | |
| * CrowTRobot shrugs | ||
| * CrowTRobot crawls back into the luggage case | ||
| *** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
| *** CrowTRobot is now known as Locdog07 | ||
| Locdog07 | Back., | |
| Locdog07 | Hey...why's there a dead cat in the pool>? | |
| * DeRaptor squirts Loc with the water bazooka. | ||
| DeRaptor | WB. | |
| Locdog07 | AGH! | |
| Locdog07 | Now I have smelly wet fur... | |
| Locdog07 | Thats not my fault. | |
| DeRaptor | Um...the cat's not dead, it's just treading water and mewing miserably. | |
| Locdog07 | Poor thing. | |
| Locdog07 | Wait...a cat??? | |
| MeltingMan | wb, Loc | |
| * Locdog07 growls | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'locbark.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | But the cat came back....the very next day. | |
| * DeRaptor rescues the cat from the pool. | ||
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| * Locdog07 stares at the cat | ||
| MeltingMan | That's the story of me after eating chinese. | |
| Locdog07 | You keep that thing away from me | |
| * DeRaptor slinks into the rafters with the cat and dries it off. | ||
| * Locdog07 gets soaked once again | ||
| Locdog07 | Yech... | |
| DeRaptor | I will name you Ailura, yes I will, yes, yes... | |
| Locdog07 | Hmm... | |
| * MeltingMan doesn't like Everclear. | ||
| * DeRaptor starts singing her "New Life" parody to herself. | ||
| Locdog07 | Well, it's ailed Crow, by the looks of things...and it can be used as a fishing lure. So that name is approp. | |
| * Locdog07 hooks the cat | ||
| * Locdog07 casts it out into the pool | ||
| Locdog07 | Fishing...fishing... | |
| * Locdog07 relaxes | ||
| Locdog07 | Ah...fishing is so relaxing... | |
| * Locdog07 looks at the kitty going berserk on the end of his rod | ||
| * MeltingMan wishes he know the lyrics to the "Just Fishin'" song from Blood Hook. | ||
| Locdog07 | hmm | |
| MeltingMan | know = knew | |
| Locdog07 | I wanna see that movie | |
| MeltingMan | Heh....it's bad. | |
| Locdog07 | Jim Mallon be in it, though | |
| * DeRaptor ties up Loc and rescues the kitty again. | ||
| Locdog07 | Gah... | |
| MeltingMan | It be out of focus! | |
| Locdog07 | I'm always gettin' tied up here | |
| * DeRaptor dries it off and puts it in her room with a litterbox and some food and water. | ||
| * DeRaptor locks the door. | ||
| * DarkonZero wonders why Adboy tried to fly...... | ||
| Locdog07 | Wow...why'd you need such a big litterbox? | |
| MeltingMan | But you do get to see the giant fiberglass muskee....it's the only movie I've seen the giant fiberglass muskee in. | |
| Locdog07 | heh..huh? | |
| MeltingMan | A muskee's a fish. | |
| Locdog07 | Ah | |
| * DarkonZero has to go.......he wishes everyone on this channel......well.....best something...... | ||
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| Locdog07 | Bye DZ | |
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Sun Nov 21 22:11:18 1999 | ||
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