#Deep13_991115.log

Session Start: Mon Nov 15 20:58:12 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'To CallipyG: Stop using my name in vain. To Loc: Stop talking about Pokemon. To Sent: Keep up the good work.'
*** Set by God on Mon Nov 15 20:13:49
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Session Close: Mon Nov 15 20:59:32 1999
Session Start: Mon Nov 15 21:32:18 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'To CallipyG: Stop using my name in vain. To Loc: Stop talking about Pokemon. To Sent: Keep up the good work.'
*** Set by God on Mon Nov 15 20:11:09
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DarkonZeroOdd....
DarkonZeroI scared them off....
Sentroid91very
DarkonZeroDamn.
Sentroid91ooh...
Sentroid91now's my chance to get into #omega
DarkonZeroHehe....
DarkonZeroDo IT!
DarkonZeroNaw....
Sentroid91already done
DarkonZeroOk...
DarkonZeroGood.
DarkonZeroEr....
Sentroid91i'll do a for a few minutes...
DarkonZeroExxxxcellent.
Sentroid91If Mars doesn't come back right away, then i'll leave
Sentroid91I don't feel like getting into trouble
DarkonZeroMe either.
DarkonZeroI suck at Quake 3.....
DarkonZeroDamned bots.
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DarkonZeroI'll be back in a bit....
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Session Close: Mon Nov 15 21:37:39 1999
Session Start: Mon Nov 15 21:38:32 1999
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*** DarkonZero is on IRC
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*** Topic is 'To CallipyG: Stop using my name in vain. To Loc: Stop talking about Pokemon. To Sent: Keep up the good work.'
*** Set by God on Mon Nov 15 20:13:49
Sentroid91wb
DeRaptorHey DZ.
DeRaptorstupid tasman.
DarkonZeroHEELO!
*** Sentroid91 invites you to join #omega
DarkonZeroUh.....
DarkonZeroUmmm...
DarkonZeroNo.
DarkonZeroDoodily doooooooo........lalala.......hehe.
DarkonZeroWee.....
* DarkonZero sits down in a swivel chair and spins.......
* DeRaptor snickers.
*** Sentroid91 sets mode: +o DeRaptor
DeRaptorDid Pearl give you that?
DarkonZeroYeah....
DarkonZeroHmmm.....
* DarkonZero spins some more......
Sentroid91http://mstiegate.cjb.net
DarkonZeroOk....
Sentroid91heh
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DarkonZeroI'll go there when I go where the fish live....
DarkonZeroMars hates us.
DarkonZeroStupid Mars.
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DarkonZeroOr Mars is drunk......
Sentroid91could be
Sentroid91De did say he could talk now
DeRaptorWell, he only spoke once to us.
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
* DarkonZero goes back to spinning.....
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*** Denver.CO.US.StarLink.Org sets mode: +o Mars
* DeRaptor jumps on the couch and squirts grape juice on things.
DarkonZeroWell Mars.....what do you have to say for yourself, huh?
DarkonZero<Mars> I'm dumb....sorry.
* DarkonZero continues to his spinning.....
* Sentroid91 is afk
Sentroid91brb
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* DarkonZero gets up from the chair and runs in circles.......
* DarkonZero stops....
DarkonZeroOk....I'm done.
DarkonZeroWell....
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DarkonZeroBoredom anyone?
DarkonZeroNo takers.....
DarkonZeroOh well....
DarkonZeroMass destruction anyone?
DeRaptoryup.
DeRaptoryay!
DarkonZeroShall we destroy the furniture first?
DarkonZeroWith.......A HERRING!
* DarkonZero pulls a Herring outta nowhere.
DarkonZeroUh......
DarkonZeroDon't ask.
DarkonZeroThe doctor said it'll stop someday.
DarkonZeroBut.....
DarkonZeroNow....
DarkonZeroDestruction with a Herring.....
* DarkonZero knocks over a lamp with.....THE HERRING!
* DeRaptor whacks DZ over the head with an ex-parrot.
DarkonZeroOW!
* DarkonZero smacks De with....THE HERRING!
DarkonZeroTake that!
* DeRaptor eats the herring.
DarkonZeroOh.......GEEZ!
DarkonZeroWhy did you do that?
DarkonZeroI needed it for the mass destruction.
* DeRaptor belches.
DeRaptoruse something less edible next time.
* DarkonZero pulls a Sea Bass outta nowhere.....
* DarkonZero puts a hole in the door with....THE SEA BASS!
DarkonZeroIt's a deadly Sea Bass.
DarkonZeroSEA BASS!
* DeRaptor eats the sea bass.
DarkonZeroOh.....not again.....
DarkonZeroCome on....
DarkonZeroQuit it.
* DarkonZero gets out a Louisville Slugger......
* DarkonZero hits himself with.....THE LOUISVILLE SLUGGER!
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroDamn bat.....
DeRaptorthat I won't eat.
DeRaptorNot for a while.
DarkonZeroOk...
* DarkonZero goes and smashes.......his kneecap.....on the floor.....
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroMy kneecap.
* DarkonZero tries to use the Louisville Slugger on his broken kneecap to see if it'll help.....
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroDamn bat.....
DarkonZeroMass destruction is over......
DarkonZeroI hurt myself.
DarkonZeroIt's all fun and mass destruction, until DZ breaks a kneecap.
DeRaptoryup.
DarkonZeroIn the words of Mars.....I'm dumb....sorry.
Sentroid91k, back
DarkonZeroIn the words of me.......I'm mildly amusing......to chimps.
DarkonZeroHey Sent....
DarkonZeroHow are ya.....
Sentroid91'lo
Sentroid91fine. &U?
DarkonZeroHow's the family? And I'm fine.
Sentroid91Quite asleep.... how bout yours?
DarkonZeroGone....
DarkonZeroYAY!
* DarkonZero celebrates.
DarkonZeroWAHOO!
DarkonZeroYIPPEE!
* DarkonZero forgets about his kneecap and falls......
DarkonZeroOW!
DeRaptorHeheh, 'ling's weird: http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/brasco/705/frank.htm
DeRaptorblah! speak!
* DarkonZero barks.
DarkonZeroBARK!
DeRaptorgreat...like we need another dog in here....
DarkonZeroBark?
DeRaptorJoel's actually gonna act?: http://www.remarq.com/transcript.asp?g=alt%2Etv%2Emst3k&tn=50008451&sh=fc1c94625d360bcd&idx=-1
Sentroid91uhm... woof
DarkonZeroBark....
DeRaptorGROWL!
Sentroid91NEE
DeRaptorROAR!
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[DeRaptor SOUND]
* DeRaptor jumps into the rafters as a herd of Einiosaurus charges through the room.
DarkonZeroRUFF!
DarkonZeroRUFF!
DarkonZeroUh....
DarkonZeroOk...
DarkonZeroI'll die a slow death of trampling.
DeRaptorhttp://dinosaur.umbc.edu/genera/einiosaurus.html
DarkonZeroThanks...I do like to know what I'm gonna die by.
DarkonZeroNOOOO! ROBOCOP MIGHT RETURN TO TV!
DarkonZeroRUN AWAY!
DeRaptormost people do.
DeRaptorAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
DeRaptorGee, I wonders what channel that could be on...</sarcasm>
DarkonZeroHmm.....the one that picked up the original crap one.
* DarkonZero feels like seeing Dogma.
DeRaptorhmmm...
* DarkonZero will now compose a sentence.....
* DeRaptor waits.
DarkonZeroBlah....blah.....blah....blah.....blah....blah.....Yippee........blah.
* DeRaptor waits some more.
* Sentroid91 poohs
DarkonZeroSeven.....
DarkonZeroSeven....
DarkonZeroTen....
DarkonZeroWoooooooo!
Sentroid91F
Sentroid91I
Sentroid91L
Sentroid91M
Sentroid91<DarkonZero> Seven.....
Sentroid91<DarkonZero> Seven....
Sentroid91<DarkonZero> Seven....
Sentroid91F
Sentroid91I
Sentroid91L
Sentroid91M
DarkonZeroOn your soup.
Sentroid91777-FILM on my soup?
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Sentroid91RHINO MAN!
rhinohello
Sentroid91With the strength of a rhino and the intelligence of a man.... RHINO MAN.... LIVE!!!!!!!
DarkonZeroHey...it's Rhino!
Sentroid91"Rhino rocks my world."
rhinoyes it is
Sentroid91"800-432-0020
Sentroid91"
rhino?
Sentroid91"It's a free call.... it's a free catalog."
DeRaptorhello, Mr. horny perissodactylate.
rhinofor what
Sentroid91for Rhino
rhinowho am i calling?
Sentroid91Rhino
rhinoha ha ha
rhinou so funny gi
Sentroid91uh... no?
rhinowell explain yourself then
Sentroid91uh.... welll....
Sentroid91"Oh fair Rhino! Oh virtuous Rhino!"
rhinolick my nuts
Sentroid91www.rhino.com
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DeRaptortsk, tsk.
DarkonZeroWe have a persistent rhino.
Sentroid91We have a #deafblind rhino
DarkonZeroJerome......
rhinoyes
Sentroid91nene
rhinoooooooooooo you know how to do a whois
rhinowow
DarkonZeroHere's a site to goto.....
DarkonZerohttp://tnt.turner.com/joebob/nair/frame_index_exclude.html
rhinoare you guys gangsta's
DarkonZeroAre you serious?
Sentroid91http://www.rhino.com/video/videoside.map?37,263
*** rhino is now known as jestr
jestrno
Sentroid91ah, it's you
jestryep
* DeRaptor yawns.
jestrgotta problem
DarkonZeroYeah...
*** jestr was kicked by Sentroid91 (12Goodbye..... "gi"!)
*** Sentroid91 sets mode: +b *!*rhino@*.tnt1.medford.or.da.uu.net
DarkonZeroThese darned shoes.
DeRaptoranybody want a picture of Sinosauropteryx's head that I made on the puter? jfthoi?
Sentroid91uhm.....
Sentroid91not right now, thanks.
Sentroid91I think i'm gonna retire for the night
Sentroid91being that it's 2am
DeRaptornight then.
Sentroid91'nite
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[Sentroid91 SOUND]
* Sentroid91 goes back...back....back
DarkonZeroMight as well...send this way De.
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DarkonZeroWhere did ya get that picture of Bonnie?
DarkonZeroWait....
DeRaptorHey! My sino is a lot prettier than BONNIE.
* DeRaptor pouts.
DarkonZeroI was gonna say that.
DarkonZeroBut you cut me off....
DarkonZeroWreckless chatter!
DeRaptorOh.
DarkonZeroMy disembodied head (according to IMM) is quite frightening.
DeRaptorwell...doesn't that go for most of us?
DarkonZeroYeah....
DarkonZeroI forgot.
DarkonZeroThat reminds me.......I didn't do that latest installment of "Being DarkonZero"...oh well.
* DarkonZero burps....and a green cloud forms.
DarkonZeroWow....a death cloud.....from my mouth.
* DeRaptor edges away from the death cloud.
DarkonZeroIt only goes after newbies......or Rush Limbaugh.
DeRaptorI still want away from it.
DarkonZeroOk....have it your way.......BUGER QUEEN!
DarkonZeroBuger.....Swede for "booger".
DarkonZeroBut...moving on.
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DarkonZeroRAVEN!
Raven-xhello everyone
DarkonZeroWAHOO!
* DarkonZero kicks Raven.....
DeRaptorhey x.
DarkonZeroThat's for good luck.
* DarkonZero kicks Raven.....again.....
Raven-xGuess what some shitty New York Camera company stole 160 dollars of my money and not bother to return it
DarkonZeroThat's for the hell of it.
DarkonZeroWell....never deal with New York....
DarkonZeroThey suck.
Raven-xI'll have to have my older sister who lives in New York to go down there and pick up the damn light meter herself, since I'm not in the area
DarkonZeroYeah....
DarkonZeroLight meter, eh?
DarkonZeroI tried to use one of those in A/V class......didn't know how to.
Raven-xif that doesn't work I'll have to call NYPD and tell them they screwed me
Raven-xwhat good is a light meter for a video camera, most Video Cams have CC and light amplifications
DarkonZeroThe Better Business Bureau handles that too...
DarkonZeroWell....it was a fledgling class.....
DarkonZeroNew to that stuff.
Raven-xand I'll have to hire a hacker to screw up their website, so it displays forums about how they screwed their customers
DarkonZeroBob'll do it.
DarkonZeroI think/
Raven-xBob could
DarkonZeroBob'll....sounds like a Hobbit name.
Raven-xheh
DarkonZeroBut....moving on.
Raven-xwell you want to know which camera company scrwed me so you don't order from them
DarkonZeroI don't order online....
DarkonZeroSo I'm safe.
Raven-xwell it was a phone order
DarkonZeroSame diff.
DarkonZeroI buy at stores.....
DarkonZeroOnly way to go for me.
* DeRaptor hums "the end of the tour"
Raven-xI sure hope everyone who works at Cambron Camera Exchange, get testicle cancer and become imputant for life
Raven-xno Cambridge sorry
DarkonZeroHehe....
DarkonZeroImputant?
Raven-xwhat ever
DarkonZeroYou mean "impotent"?
DarkonZeroBut...imputant fits too.....
Raven-xI don't want them to enjoy sex ever, or have it even with them selfs
DarkonZeroAnd do you always wish testicle cancer on everyone who messes with ya?
Raven-xwell these guys are different. they stole money from me, that's worse then saying somethin bad about me
DarkonZeroAnd why am I asking.....my god......I am pathetic.
Raven-xI ended up finding a forum filled with Bad and good reponses about camera companies, I wish I saw this forum earlier
DarkonZeroVent away....
Raven-xabout 99.99 percent of the remarks about Cambridge are bad
DarkonZeroVent man....vent.
Raven-xvent ok
DarkonZeroRandom curse words are allowed.
DarkonZeroContinue.
DeRaptornever to part since the day we met down on interstate 91...
DeRaptorI was bent metal, you were a flaming wreck as we kissed at the overpass...
DeRaptorla la driving along with the people, something, la la la la  la la la la la something!
DeRaptorhmm.
Raven-xwant to see the forum?
DarkonZeroUh.....thanks, but no thanks...I'm fine.
Raven-xthere was this one message that said "Cambridge must brew their java with urine"
* DarkonZero listens to "AKA Driver"
Raven-xwell hopefully I will calm down and get midevil on their ass tomorrow
DarkonZeroYou will....
DarkonZeroYou will....
DeRaptorAnd you will tell us every single thing that happens.
Raven-xthe phone call that I'll make tomrrow morning will be a very emotional one too
DarkonZeroAngry or tearful?
Raven-xangry
DarkonZeroOk...got ya.
* DarkonZero listens to "Subliminal"
* DarkonZero stares into the subliminal.
* DarkonZero listens to "For Science"
* DarkonZero listens to "Why Does The Sun Shine? (LIVE)"
DarkonZeroHmmm....
DarkonZeroUh....
DarkonZero7
DarkonZero7
* DeRaptor listens to "Snailshell
DarkonZero7
DarkonZero2
DarkonZero3
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Sleep By Windows"4,1
DarkonZeroWell....this is stimulating conversation.
DarkonZeroSorry...I'm being a knob right now.
DeRaptoryup.
DeRaptorIf we turn you, we'll open a door into a place we don't want to go.
DarkonZeroPretty much.....
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Kraftwerk's14,16,0:6,04,1"Pocket Calculator"4,1
Raven-xman this year has ben pretty crappy
Raven-xbeen
DarkonZeroYeah....
DarkonZeroNext year will be crappy too.
DarkonZeroThis decade was very crappy.
Raven-xmaybe If I tell them to cancel the order they will send it to me, and if I say don't cancel the order, maybe they might cancel the order
DarkonZeroThey might.
DarkonZeroThe knobs.....
Raven-xare all New Yorkers thiefs?
DarkonZeroNot all....
DarkonZeroI met some.....
DarkonZeroSome are dumbasses.
Raven-xheh
DarkonZeroNot as bad as the French.....
DarkonZeroThe French expect winning tickets in a arcade is gambling.....
Raven-xheh
Raven-xwell Baptists piss me off, especially Southern Baptists
DarkonZeroWhy is that?
Raven-xthey are all idiots who claim everything is satanic but themselves
DarkonZeroThe same goes for Christians....and most religions.....except for Satanic ones.
* DarkonZero wonders what a Satanic sin is....
Raven-xSatanists piss me off too
DarkonZeroWorshipping God I guess....
Raven-xthey think Heaven is hell and hell is heaven
DeRaptorSome New Yorkers drive cabs and don't talk English.
DarkonZeroVery true De....
Raven-xheh
DarkonZeroIn England......cab drivers speak English...but you still wouldn't understand.
* DeRaptor snickers.
DarkonZeroPop over to the Queenie, chap?
DarkonZeroUh what?
Raven-xwell in England everyone there has teeth like Freddy Mercurry
* DarkonZero lintens to Jesus Jones' "Info Freako".
Raven-xhowever it is spelled
DarkonZeroRemove one "r"
Raven-xoh I was close
DarkonZeroIn the "curry" part.
Raven-xMercury
DarkonZeroThere ya go.
DarkonZeroAnd some people in England....their teeth look like they chewed on asphalt.
DarkonZeroBut who am I to say such things....
Raven-xif you ever seen VH-1 you know that Freddy Mercury has crappy teeth, you would think a rich man wouldn't mind going to the dentist
DarkonZeroThe Brits are cool....I meet some every few days.
DarkonZeroAnd when I do meet them...I can't help but speak in a accent.
DarkonZeroAussies are cool too.
DarkonZeroThe French.....
DarkonZeroUh...
DarkonZeroThey stink.
DarkonZeroLiterally.
Raven-xAussies stink?
* DarkonZero lintens to Jesus Jones' "Never Enough".
DarkonZeroNo...the French do.
DarkonZeroI have a relative in Australia.
DarkonZeroHaven't met 'im yet.
Raven-xoh
DarkonZeroMy dad has though.
DarkonZeroNow....moving on.
DarkonZeroI talk about me too much.
DarkonZeroAnyone else like to share?
Raven-xwell I have relatives living in Ohio
Raven-xthat's pretty much it
* DarkonZero listens to Jesus Jones' "Bring It On Down".
DarkonZeroHmm....
DarkonZeroSo Raven...how's Guam?
DarkonZeroIs Guam doing well?
Raven-xGuam isn't doing so great
DarkonZeroAnd why is that?
Raven-xthe Department of Education wants to layoff 200 more teachers
DarkonZeroDAMN DOE!
Raven-xreally
DarkonZeroAnd not the deer.
DarkonZeroA female deer.
DarkonZeroMan...education......I thought it wasn't useful....boy was I wrong.
Raven-xand there isn't a good camera shop on island so when I ordered from Cambridge Camera Company I expected my package to come in last week
Raven-xand still no package
DarkonZeroHave you tried other places?
Raven-xso now I have to call them tomorrow monring and yell in the phone
Raven-xthey had the lowest price at the time
DarkonZeroOh....
Raven-xbut now I know better
DarkonZeroYell at them for me too.
DarkonZeroFor the hell of it.
DeRaptorSo...who else likes goat cheese?
Raven-xassholes like Cambridge Camera gives internet companies a bad name
DarkonZeroGoat cheese?
DarkonZeroHmmm....
DarkonZeroMmmmmm.....goat cheese.....
DarkonZeroUh....
DarkonZeroMmmmmm.....goat cheese.....
* DeRaptor listens to "No One Knows My Plan"
DarkonZeroI know it.
* DarkonZero listens to Jesus Jones' "Chemical #1".
DarkonZeroI still have no idea wht the song is about.
DarkonZeroChemical #1.
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
Raven-xwhat band is this?
DarkonZeroJesus Jones'.....they recently disbanded.
DarkonZeroDue to low record sales.
DarkonZeroThey're from England.
DarkonZerowww.jesusjones.com explains more.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Information Society's14,16,0:6,04,1"Are 'Friends' Electric?"4,1
DeRaptorlaaaaaaaaalaaaaaaaaaa
DarkonZeroI kill well....don'tcha think?
* DeRaptor continues working on her brachiosaur head pic.
Raven-xwell I need to get going now
Raven-xgood bye
DarkonZeroBye Raven...
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DarkonZeroWow....how lonely it is now.....
DeRaptoryep
* DarkonZero listens to Guided By Voices "I Am A Tree".
* DeRaptor listens to "Moving to the Sun"
* DarkonZero listens to Filter's "One (Is The Lonliest Number)".
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Nine Inch Nails'14,16,0:6,04,1"Starfookers, Inc."4,1
* DeRaptor listens to "Lie Still, Little Bottle"
* DarkonZero listens to Matthew Sweet's "Ultrasuede".
DeRaptoroh, feh, where is everybody?
DarkonZeroI dunno....
DarkonZeroIf something happened to them....I didn't do it.
* DarkonZero tries to look innocent.
* DeRaptor glares.
DarkonZeroYou're quite bright...tonight.....hehe.
DeRaptorhmph.
DarkonZeroI was only kidding......
DeRaptorfeh!
* DarkonZero listens to Nine Inch Nails' "Where Is Everybody?".
DarkonZeroIs "feh" a typo of "heh'?
DarkonZeroI guess not.....
* DarkonZero goes over to the corner....
DarkonZeroI'll just stay right here.
* DarkonZero sits down.
* DeRaptor makes Darkon listen to Enya music.
DarkonZeroUh...no thank you....
* DarkonZero shoves the music away....if it is possible.
DeRaptorYou're not supposed to LIKE it, you ninny!
DarkonZeroI know....
* DeRaptor force-feeds DZ the music.
DarkonZeroNo please.....
DarkonZeroI said please.....
* DarkonZero starts to sob.
* DeRaptor does it anyway.
DarkonZeroWAH!
DarkonZeroWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
* DeRaptor makes DZ listen to Orinoco Flow.
DarkonZeroNow you're really making me cry.....seriously.
DeRaptorheheheheheheh
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Fear Factory's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars"4,1
DeRaptorFEH!
DarkonZeroWhat?
DarkonZeroI like the song...and you know that.
DarkonZeroYou just like seeing me suffer, huh, Ms. Raptor?
DeRaptoryeah...so
DeRaptor?
DarkonZeroJust checking.
DarkonZeroWell......it seems you don't like my company either.....I'll just stand in that corner, if you don't mind.
* DarkonZero goes over to another corner.
* DeRaptor shoots suction cup arrows at DZ's head.
* DarkonZero just ignores it.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Fear Factory's14,16,0:6,04,1"Shock"4,1
DeRaptorHey look! A huge distracting thing!
* DarkonZero just ignores whatever it is.
* DarkonZero hums to himself.
DeRaptorUm....LOOK! Gary Numan, Kevin Murphy, and...um...some other guy!
* DarkonZero doesn't move.
* DeRaptor walks up behind DZ and kicks him in the rear.
* DeRaptor walks away.
* DarkonZero rubs his butt.....
* DarkonZero continues humming.
* DeRaptor makes mashed potato people.
* DeRaptor throws one at Darkon.
* DarkonZero ignores it.
* DeRaptor gets a bucket of boiling fondue oil and pours it on DZ's head.
* DarkonZero gets out a bucket of water and dumps it on himself......but doesn't turn around.
DarkonZeroHmmm....hmmm....hmmm...
DarkonZerolalala....hehe....
DarkonZerowoo....
* DeRaptor gets a giant spatula and pries DZ off the wall.
* DarkonZero doesn't budge.
* DarkonZero listens to the Foo Fighters' "Learn To Fly".
* DeRaptor puts big icky centipedes on the wall and watches them crawl towards DZ.
* DarkonZero takes a centipede off the wall and eats it.
DarkonZeroMmmmm.....
DeRaptorewww....
* DarkonZero turns around breifly....
DarkonZeroThanks....
* DarkonZero turn back towards the wall.
* DeRaptor puts a bunch of cockroaches on the wall and repeats the experiment.
* DarkonZero takes a cockroach off the wall and tosses it around.
DarkonZerohehe......
DarkonZerowahoo....
* DeRaptor puts some scorpions and sea snakes on the wall...
DarkonZerowow....cool.....
* DarkonZero turns around breifly....again.....
DarkonZeroThanks....
* DarkonZero turns back towards the wall.
DeRaptoryou freak!
DarkonZeroI know!
DarkonZeroThank you!
DeRaptorI'm bored. I'm bringing Crow in.
DarkonZeroGo ahead.
* DarkonZero continues messin' with all the stuff De gave him.
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* CrowTRobot falls out of the Umbilicus into #Deep13.
*** Mars sets mode: +o CrowTRobot
CrowTRobotHey, what's the deal with DZ? He trying to reenact the final scene of the Blair Witch Project or somethin'?
DeRaptorSomethin' like that.
* DarkonZero listens to the Foo Fighters' "My Hero".
CrowTRobotSo...uh...wanna play dog and bear?
DeRaptorNaw, you'll start complaining I ruptured your spleen again.
CrowTRobotWull...so?
* DarkonZero turns around for a sec....
DeRaptorYES!
DarkonZeroHello crazy person....
* DeRaptor puts a wall between DZ and the wall.
DeRaptorHA1
DeRaptor!
* DarkonZero turns back towards the wall.
DeRaptordamn.
DarkonZeroWow....what a nice lookin' wall.
* DarkonZero draws on the wall....
DeRaptorhmmmm.
DarkonZerothe adventures of De and her crazy friend.
DarkonZerohehe....
* DeRaptor writes "DZ is a big dumb dumb-head" on the wall.
* CrowTRobot hops up and down a bit out of boredom.
CrowTRobotMy tummy hurts.
* DarkonZero looks at it....
DarkonZeroAin't that the truth.
CrowTRobotAnd I have a burning electric discharge.
DeRaptorCrow, quit getting ideas from Bender.
CrowTRobotWELL IT DOES!
* CrowTRobot pouts.
* DarkonZero continues drawing.....
DarkonZerolalala.....
DarkonZerohmmm....
DarkonZerowhat else....oh, I know....
* DeRaptor draws moustaches on all DZ's drawings.
DarkonZerohehe.....
* DarkonZero looks at what De has done....
DarkonZeroThat moustache fits you well....
DarkonZeroHehe....
* DarkonZero continues on....
DeRaptorhmph.
* CrowTRobot moans and clutches at his abdomen.
* DarkonZero listens to the Foo Fighters' "My Poor Brain".
CrowTRobotIt still hurts!
CrowTRobotI feel like I'm gonna hurl!
DeRaptorI TOLD you those ram chips were bad, but you had to eat them anyway, didn't you?
DeRaptorIf you've got a virus, it's your own damned fault.
* DarkonZero stops drawing....
* DarkonZero gets out a torch.....
* CrowTRobot cries.
* DarkonZero starts dancing around.
* DeRaptor looks suspiciously at DZ.
DarkonZerohehe.....
* DarkonZero stops.....
* CrowTRobot ducks behind De, forgetting his ailment for a second.
* DarkonZero continues staring at the wall.....
DarkonZerowhat's that I see.....
DarkonZerouh....
DarkonZerohmmm...
DarkonZerohehe....it's funny.
DeRaptoryeeeees?
* CrowTRobot shivers.
* DarkonZero laughs to himself.
CrowTRobotOh...um...and my tummy hurts too.
* CrowTRobot moans.
* DarkonZero goes to another corner.....
DarkonZeroDo..do...do....
* DeRaptor listens to a TMBG clip called "The Johns love you"
* DarkonZero listens to the Foo Fighters' "Ozone".
* DeRaptor gets Crow some alka seltzer.
CrowTRobotewwww!
CrowTRobotThat won't work!
CrowTRobotIt needs a band-aid.
* DeRaptor blinks.
* DarkonZero feels a certain (but stupid) power surge through him...
DarkonZeroI AM...!
* DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRADORK15,16,0!6,0
*** DarkonZero has left IRC
*** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork
* UltraDork stares into the corner.....
* DeRaptor shrieks.
UltraDorkhehe....
UltraDorkcool....
CrowTRobotDEEEEEEEE!!! HE'S SCARING ME!
* UltraDork goes under the table.
* UltraDork mumbles to himself.....
UltraDorkhehe....
UltraDorkthis is cool.
* DeRaptor wishes super would come in so she could sing "spy spy spy spy spy spy"
* UltraDork tries to stand up while under the table.
UltraDork*bonk*
UltraDorkow....
UltraDorkhehe.....
* UltraDork goes behind the couch.
UltraDorkcool.....dust bunnies......
UltraDorkhello....dust bunnies.....
* DeRaptor kills the dust bunnies.
* UltraDork listens to the Foo Fighters' "Podunk".
UltraDorkbye bye...dust bunnies.....
* UltraDork just wanders around.
CrowTRobotMy tummy still needs a band-aid.
CrowTRobotAnd a kiss too.
DeRaptorCrow, shut up.
CrowTRobotAwww, jump  up my butt.
* CrowTRobot sulks.
* UltraDork hears what Crow said....and tries.
UltraDorkHmmm....
CrowTRobotHEY! get outta there!
CrowTRobotGeez!
* UltraDork miniturizes himself.....
* UltraDork jumps up Crow's butt.
UltraDorkwow.....
CrowTRobotAAAAAAHHH!!! GETITOUTGETITOUT!
* CrowTRobot jumps around.
* DeRaptor pulls UD out of Crow's posterior.
UltraDorkhehe.....
UltraDorkthat was cool....
* UltraDork makes himself go back to normal.
CrowTRobotDICKWEED!
* UltraDork realizes De hasn't put him down.
UltraDorkUh-oh....
* UltraDork sorta crushes De.
* DeRaptor throws UD accross the room.
UltraDorkWEE!
* DeRaptor watches UD crash into the wall.
* UltraDork hits his head on a wall.
UltraDorkow...hehe....
* DeRaptor wonders where to find the Lou Reed version of Satellite Of Love
* UltraDork lays down on the floor for a while.
UltraDork*SNORE*
DeRaptorDAMMIT! I don't want the U2 version!
* UltraDork gets up....
UltraDorkHmmm....
UltraDorkI AM NO LONGER...!
* UltraDork loses his dumb power and returns back to his old moronic, sorta secret alter-ego, DarkonZero.
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** UltraDork is now known as DarkonZero
DarkonZeroWell....
DeRaptorYou just love your aliases, don't you?
DarkonZeroWhat?
DarkonZeroWhat are you talking about?
DarkonZeroWhat alias?
DeRaptornoooothing.
DarkonZeroOh....ok.
* DarkonZero sits in a swivel chair and spins around.
DarkonZeroWEE!
* DarkonZero listens to the Foo Fighters' "Walking After You".
DeRaptorarrrrgh...why are they all U2?
DarkonZeroI dunno...WEE!
* CrowTRobot wants a swivel chair now.
CrowTRobotUh...can I have a swivel chair?
* DarkonZero hands Crow a swivel chair.
CrowTRobotyay!
* CrowTRobot spins in it.
CrowTRobotWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! WHEEEEEEEEE!
CrowTRobothahahahahWHEEEEEEEEEE!!!
* DarkonZero gets off the swivel chair.
DarkonZeroNow...on to serious business.
* DarkonZero gets out some pixie sticks.
* DarkonZero opens all of them.....
* DarkonZero downs all of them.....
CrowTRobotHeyyy...how come I don't get any?
DarkonZeroWAH!
DarkonZeroHAHA!
* DarkonZero hands Crow a whole buncha pixie sticks.
DarkonZeroThere ya go.
CrowTRobotyay!
* CrowTRobot downs them.
DeRaptorDZ! Surely you know better!
DarkonZeroI do....
* CrowTRobot runs around the room slamming into walls.
CrowTRobotWAHOOO! SUGAR HIGH!
DarkonZeroHehe....see.
DeRaptorGo. Get. The lasso.
DeRaptor...thing.
DarkonZeroWhat lasso.
DeRaptorYou know, the kind people use for catching snakes.
DarkonZeroOH......
* CrowTRobot runs in circles around DZ, crashes into him, and runs off.
DarkonZeroI broke it.
CrowTRobotWHEEEEEE! YIPEEEEEEE!
DeRaptorOh, GOOD ONE!
DarkonZeroYup....
DarkonZeroIt was good.
DarkonZeroNow it isn't.
CrowTRobotWAHOOOOOOOOOO!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"I Die, You Die (Information Society Mix)"4,1
* CrowTRobot knocks over a cabinet full of expensive China.
DarkonZeroLook at him go......
DarkonZeroNever seen 'im so happy.
* CrowTRobot crashes on the sofa and moans.
DeRaptorSugar hangovers are a bitch, you know.
DarkonZeroI do....
DarkonZeroWell....
DarkonZeroMy job is done......
DarkonZeroTime for me to see the great beyond.
DarkonZeroJersey.....
DeRaptorjersey?
DarkonZeroYeah....
DarkonZeroJersey.
DarkonZeroOk.....
DarkonZeroFlorida.
DarkonZeroSHEESH.
DeRaptorthat mouse place?
DarkonZeroNo....
DarkonZeroNot there exactly.
DarkonZeroWhat....you think I'm crazy?
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Observer"4,1
* DarkonZero sits on the floor.....
DeRaptorwell, yeah.
* DarkonZero ponders stuff.....
DeRaptorsort of.
* CrowTRobot moans some more...
DarkonZeroHmmm.....
* DarkonZero gets up.
* DarkonZero walks over to De.
* DeRaptor eyes DZ.
* DarkonZero kicks her shin.
DarkonZeroThere....
* DeRaptor bites DZ's head.
DeRaptor*glomph*
DarkonZeroOW!
* DarkonZero turns his repair mode on.
* DeRaptor bites DZ's hair off.
DarkonZeroOh....just bite me....SHEESH!
* DarkonZero eyes De for a long moment.
DarkonZeroIf I had eyes.
DarkonZeroOh....
DarkonZeroThere they are.
* DarkonZero shuts his repair mode off.
* DarkonZero eyes De for a long moment....again.
DarkonZeroWell....
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
* DarkonZero turns around.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Me! I Disconnect From You (LIVE)"4,1
* DarkonZero walks away from De.....
* DeRaptor ponders going to bed.
DeRaptorFEH!
* DarkonZero turns around....
DarkonZeroWhat?
* DarkonZero walks back towards De....
DeRaptorfeh.
* DeRaptor opens her mouth wide and toothy.
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....nice teeth.
* DeRaptor snaps a couple of times.
DarkonZeroA bitey one, you are.
DeRaptorgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
* DarkonZero backs away from De.....
* DarkonZero turns around.
DeRaptorRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!
* DeRaptor gives chase...
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Metal"4,1
* DeRaptor runs straight out the door.
*** DeRaptor has left IRC
*** DeRaptor has quit IRC (I could never sleep my way to the top, cuz my alarm clock always wakes me right up...)
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
CrowTRobotUh...De says...good night, or something.
DarkonZeroOh.....tell the same for me.
CrowTRobotSo, um...good night then.
CrowTRobotokay.
* CrowTRobot wanders out, clutching his abdomen.
*** CrowTRobot has quit IRC (Yeah, bite me, it's fun!)
DarkonZeroBye room....
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Tue Nov 16 01:23:23 1999

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