Session Start: Mon Nov 15 20:58:12 1999 | ||
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*** Topic is 'To CallipyG: Stop using my name in vain. To Loc: Stop talking about Pokemon. To Sent: Keep up the good work.' | ||
*** Set by God on Mon Nov 15 20:13:49 | ||
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Session Close: Mon Nov 15 20:59:32 1999 | ||
Session Start: Mon Nov 15 21:32:18 1999 | ||
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*** Topic is 'To CallipyG: Stop using my name in vain. To Loc: Stop talking about Pokemon. To Sent: Keep up the good work.' | ||
*** Set by God on Mon Nov 15 20:11:09 | ||
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DarkonZero | Odd.... | |
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DarkonZero | I scared them off.... | |
Sentroid91 | very | |
DarkonZero | Damn. | |
Sentroid91 | ooh... | |
Sentroid91 | now's my chance to get into #omega | |
DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
DarkonZero | Do IT! | |
DarkonZero | Naw.... | |
Sentroid91 | already done | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | Good. | |
DarkonZero | Er.... | |
Sentroid91 | i'll do a for a few minutes... | |
DarkonZero | Exxxxcellent. | |
Sentroid91 | If Mars doesn't come back right away, then i'll leave | |
Sentroid91 | I don't feel like getting into trouble | |
DarkonZero | Me either. | |
DarkonZero | I suck at Quake 3..... | |
DarkonZero | Damned bots. | |
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DarkonZero | I'll be back in a bit.... | |
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Session Close: Mon Nov 15 21:37:39 1999 | ||
Session Start: Mon Nov 15 21:38:32 1999 | ||
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*** Topic is 'To CallipyG: Stop using my name in vain. To Loc: Stop talking about Pokemon. To Sent: Keep up the good work.' | ||
*** Set by God on Mon Nov 15 20:13:49 | ||
Sentroid91 | wb | |
DeRaptor | Hey DZ. | |
DeRaptor | stupid tasman. | |
DarkonZero | HEELO! | |
*** Sentroid91 invites you to join #omega | ||
DarkonZero | Uh..... | |
DarkonZero | Ummm... | |
DarkonZero | No. | |
DarkonZero | Doodily doooooooo........lalala.......hehe. | |
DarkonZero | Wee..... | |
* DarkonZero sits down in a swivel chair and spins....... | ||
* DeRaptor snickers. | ||
*** Sentroid91 sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
DeRaptor | Did Pearl give you that? | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
DarkonZero | Hmmm..... | |
* DarkonZero spins some more...... | ||
Sentroid91 | http://mstiegate.cjb.net | |
DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
Sentroid91 | heh | |
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DarkonZero | I'll go there when I go where the fish live.... | |
DarkonZero | Mars hates us. | |
DarkonZero | Stupid Mars. | |
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DarkonZero | Or Mars is drunk...... | |
Sentroid91 | could be | |
Sentroid91 | De did say he could talk now | |
DeRaptor | Well, he only spoke once to us. | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
* DarkonZero goes back to spinning..... | ||
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*** Denver.CO.US.StarLink.Org sets mode: +o Mars | ||
* DeRaptor jumps on the couch and squirts grape juice on things. | ||
DarkonZero | Well Mars.....what do you have to say for yourself, huh? | |
DarkonZero | <Mars> I'm dumb....sorry. | |
* DarkonZero continues to his spinning..... | ||
* Sentroid91 is afk | ||
Sentroid91 | brb | |
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* DarkonZero gets up from the chair and runs in circles....... | ||
* DarkonZero stops.... | ||
DarkonZero | Ok....I'm done. | |
DarkonZero | Well.... | |
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DarkonZero | Boredom anyone? | |
DarkonZero | No takers..... | |
DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
DarkonZero | Mass destruction anyone? | |
DeRaptor | yup. | |
DeRaptor | yay! | |
DarkonZero | Shall we destroy the furniture first? | |
DarkonZero | With.......A HERRING! | |
* DarkonZero pulls a Herring outta nowhere. | ||
DarkonZero | Uh...... | |
DarkonZero | Don't ask. | |
DarkonZero | The doctor said it'll stop someday. | |
DarkonZero | But..... | |
DarkonZero | Now.... | |
DarkonZero | Destruction with a Herring..... | |
* DarkonZero knocks over a lamp with.....THE HERRING! | ||
* DeRaptor whacks DZ over the head with an ex-parrot. | ||
DarkonZero | OW! | |
* DarkonZero smacks De with....THE HERRING! | ||
DarkonZero | Take that! | |
* DeRaptor eats the herring. | ||
DarkonZero | Oh.......GEEZ! | |
DarkonZero | Why did you do that? | |
DarkonZero | I needed it for the mass destruction. | |
* DeRaptor belches. | ||
DeRaptor | use something less edible next time. | |
* DarkonZero pulls a Sea Bass outta nowhere..... | ||
* DarkonZero puts a hole in the door with....THE SEA BASS! | ||
DarkonZero | It's a deadly Sea Bass. | |
DarkonZero | SEA BASS! | |
* DeRaptor eats the sea bass. | ||
DarkonZero | Oh.....not again..... | |
DarkonZero | Come on.... | |
DarkonZero | Quit it. | |
* DarkonZero gets out a Louisville Slugger...... | ||
* DarkonZero hits himself with.....THE LOUISVILLE SLUGGER! | ||
DarkonZero | OW! | |
DarkonZero | Damn bat..... | |
DeRaptor | that I won't eat. | |
DeRaptor | Not for a while. | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
* DarkonZero goes and smashes.......his kneecap.....on the floor..... | ||
DarkonZero | OW! | |
DarkonZero | My kneecap. | |
* DarkonZero tries to use the Louisville Slugger on his broken kneecap to see if it'll help..... | ||
DarkonZero | OW! | |
DarkonZero | Damn bat..... | |
DarkonZero | Mass destruction is over...... | |
DarkonZero | I hurt myself. | |
DarkonZero | It's all fun and mass destruction, until DZ breaks a kneecap. | |
DeRaptor | yup. | |
DarkonZero | In the words of Mars.....I'm dumb....sorry. | |
Sentroid91 | k, back | |
DarkonZero | In the words of me.......I'm mildly amusing......to chimps. | |
DarkonZero | Hey Sent.... | |
DarkonZero | How are ya..... | |
Sentroid91 | 'lo | |
Sentroid91 | fine. &U? | |
DarkonZero | How's the family? And I'm fine. | |
Sentroid91 | Quite asleep.... how bout yours? | |
DarkonZero | Gone.... | |
DarkonZero | YAY! | |
* DarkonZero celebrates. | ||
DarkonZero | WAHOO! | |
DarkonZero | YIPPEE! | |
* DarkonZero forgets about his kneecap and falls...... | ||
DarkonZero | OW! | |
DeRaptor | Heheh, 'ling's weird: http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/brasco/705/frank.htm | |
DeRaptor | blah! speak! | |
* DarkonZero barks. | ||
DarkonZero | BARK! | |
DeRaptor | great...like we need another dog in here.... | |
DarkonZero | Bark? | |
DeRaptor | Joel's actually gonna act?: http://www.remarq.com/transcript.asp?g=alt%2Etv%2Emst3k&tn=50008451&sh=fc1c94625d360bcd&idx=-1 | |
Sentroid91 | uhm... woof | |
DarkonZero | Bark.... | |
DeRaptor | GROWL! | |
Sentroid91 | NEE | |
DeRaptor | ROAR! | |
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* DeRaptor jumps into the rafters as a herd of Einiosaurus charges through the room. | ||
DarkonZero | RUFF! | |
DarkonZero | RUFF! | |
DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | I'll die a slow death of trampling. | |
DeRaptor | http://dinosaur.umbc.edu/genera/einiosaurus.html | |
DarkonZero | Thanks...I do like to know what I'm gonna die by. | |
DarkonZero | NOOOO! ROBOCOP MIGHT RETURN TO TV! | |
DarkonZero | RUN AWAY! | |
DeRaptor | most people do. | |
DeRaptor | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! | |
DeRaptor | Gee, I wonders what channel that could be on...</sarcasm> | |
DarkonZero | Hmm.....the one that picked up the original crap one. | |
* DarkonZero feels like seeing Dogma. | ||
DeRaptor | hmmm... | |
* DarkonZero will now compose a sentence..... | ||
* DeRaptor waits. | ||
DarkonZero | Blah....blah.....blah....blah.....blah....blah.....Yippee........blah. | |
* DeRaptor waits some more. | ||
* Sentroid91 poohs | ||
DarkonZero | Seven..... | |
DarkonZero | Seven.... | |
DarkonZero | Ten.... | |
DarkonZero | Woooooooo! | |
Sentroid91 | F | |
Sentroid91 | I | |
Sentroid91 | L | |
Sentroid91 | M | |
Sentroid91 | <DarkonZero> Seven..... | |
Sentroid91 | <DarkonZero> Seven.... | |
Sentroid91 | <DarkonZero> Seven.... | |
Sentroid91 | F | |
Sentroid91 | I | |
Sentroid91 | L | |
Sentroid91 | M | |
DarkonZero | On your soup. | |
Sentroid91 | 777-FILM on my soup? | |
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Sentroid91 | RHINO MAN! | |
rhino | hello | |
Sentroid91 | With the strength of a rhino and the intelligence of a man.... RHINO MAN.... LIVE!!!!!!! | |
DarkonZero | Hey...it's Rhino! | |
Sentroid91 | "Rhino rocks my world." | |
rhino | yes it is | |
Sentroid91 | "800-432-0020 | |
Sentroid91 | " | |
rhino | ? | |
Sentroid91 | "It's a free call.... it's a free catalog." | |
DeRaptor | hello, Mr. horny perissodactylate. | |
rhino | for what | |
Sentroid91 | for Rhino | |
rhino | who am i calling? | |
Sentroid91 | Rhino | |
rhino | ha ha ha | |
rhino | u so funny gi | |
Sentroid91 | uh... no? | |
rhino | well explain yourself then | |
Sentroid91 | uh.... welll.... | |
Sentroid91 | "Oh fair Rhino! Oh virtuous Rhino!" | |
rhino | lick my nuts | |
Sentroid91 | www.rhino.com | |
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DeRaptor | tsk, tsk. | |
DarkonZero | We have a persistent rhino. | |
Sentroid91 | We have a #deafblind rhino | |
DarkonZero | Jerome...... | |
rhino | yes | |
Sentroid91 | nene | |
rhino | ooooooooooo you know how to do a whois | |
rhino | wow | |
DarkonZero | Here's a site to goto..... | |
DarkonZero | http://tnt.turner.com/joebob/nair/frame_index_exclude.html | |
rhino | are you guys gangsta's | |
DarkonZero | Are you serious? | |
Sentroid91 | http://www.rhino.com/video/videoside.map?37,263 | |
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jestr | no | |
Sentroid91 | ah, it's you | |
jestr | yep | |
* DeRaptor yawns. | ||
jestr | gotta problem | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
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*** Sentroid91 sets mode: +b *!*rhino@*.tnt1.medford.or.da.uu.net | ||
DarkonZero | These darned shoes. | |
DeRaptor | anybody want a picture of Sinosauropteryx's head that I made on the puter? jfthoi? | |
Sentroid91 | uhm..... | |
Sentroid91 | not right now, thanks. | |
Sentroid91 | I think i'm gonna retire for the night | |
Sentroid91 | being that it's 2am | |
DeRaptor | night then. | |
Sentroid91 | 'nite | |
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* Sentroid91 goes back...back....back | ||
DarkonZero | Might as well...send this way De. | |
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DarkonZero | Where did ya get that picture of Bonnie? | |
DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
DeRaptor | Hey! My sino is a lot prettier than BONNIE. | |
* DeRaptor pouts. | ||
DarkonZero | I was gonna say that. | |
DarkonZero | But you cut me off.... | |
DarkonZero | Wreckless chatter! | |
DeRaptor | Oh. | |
DarkonZero | My disembodied head (according to IMM) is quite frightening. | |
DeRaptor | well...doesn't that go for most of us? | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
DarkonZero | I forgot. | |
DarkonZero | That reminds me.......I didn't do that latest installment of "Being DarkonZero"...oh well. | |
* DarkonZero burps....and a green cloud forms. | ||
DarkonZero | Wow....a death cloud.....from my mouth. | |
* DeRaptor edges away from the death cloud. | ||
DarkonZero | It only goes after newbies......or Rush Limbaugh. | |
DeRaptor | I still want away from it. | |
DarkonZero | Ok....have it your way.......BUGER QUEEN! | |
DarkonZero | Buger.....Swede for "booger". | |
DarkonZero | But...moving on. | |
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DarkonZero | RAVEN! | |
Raven-x | hello everyone | |
DarkonZero | WAHOO! | |
* DarkonZero kicks Raven..... | ||
DeRaptor | hey x. | |
DarkonZero | That's for good luck. | |
* DarkonZero kicks Raven.....again..... | ||
Raven-x | Guess what some shitty New York Camera company stole 160 dollars of my money and not bother to return it | |
DarkonZero | That's for the hell of it. | |
DarkonZero | Well....never deal with New York.... | |
DarkonZero | They suck. | |
Raven-x | I'll have to have my older sister who lives in New York to go down there and pick up the damn light meter herself, since I'm not in the area | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
DarkonZero | Light meter, eh? | |
DarkonZero | I tried to use one of those in A/V class......didn't know how to. | |
Raven-x | if that doesn't work I'll have to call NYPD and tell them they screwed me | |
Raven-x | what good is a light meter for a video camera, most Video Cams have CC and light amplifications | |
DarkonZero | The Better Business Bureau handles that too... | |
DarkonZero | Well....it was a fledgling class..... | |
DarkonZero | New to that stuff. | |
Raven-x | and I'll have to hire a hacker to screw up their website, so it displays forums about how they screwed their customers | |
DarkonZero | Bob'll do it. | |
DarkonZero | I think/ | |
Raven-x | Bob could | |
DarkonZero | Bob'll....sounds like a Hobbit name. | |
Raven-x | heh | |
DarkonZero | But....moving on. | |
Raven-x | well you want to know which camera company scrwed me so you don't order from them | |
DarkonZero | I don't order online.... | |
DarkonZero | So I'm safe. | |
Raven-x | well it was a phone order | |
DarkonZero | Same diff. | |
DarkonZero | I buy at stores..... | |
DarkonZero | Only way to go for me. | |
* DeRaptor hums "the end of the tour" | ||
Raven-x | I sure hope everyone who works at Cambron Camera Exchange, get testicle cancer and become imputant for life | |
Raven-x | no Cambridge sorry | |
DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
DarkonZero | Imputant? | |
Raven-x | what ever | |
DarkonZero | You mean "impotent"? | |
DarkonZero | But...imputant fits too..... | |
Raven-x | I don't want them to enjoy sex ever, or have it even with them selfs | |
DarkonZero | And do you always wish testicle cancer on everyone who messes with ya? | |
Raven-x | well these guys are different. they stole money from me, that's worse then saying somethin bad about me | |
DarkonZero | And why am I asking.....my god......I am pathetic. | |
Raven-x | I ended up finding a forum filled with Bad and good reponses about camera companies, I wish I saw this forum earlier | |
DarkonZero | Vent away.... | |
Raven-x | about 99.99 percent of the remarks about Cambridge are bad | |
DarkonZero | Vent man....vent. | |
Raven-x | vent ok | |
DarkonZero | Random curse words are allowed. | |
DarkonZero | Continue. | |
DeRaptor | never to part since the day we met down on interstate 91... | |
DeRaptor | I was bent metal, you were a flaming wreck as we kissed at the overpass... | |
DeRaptor | la la driving along with the people, something, la la la la la la la la la something! | |
DeRaptor | hmm. | |
Raven-x | want to see the forum? | |
DarkonZero | Uh.....thanks, but no thanks...I'm fine. | |
Raven-x | there was this one message that said "Cambridge must brew their java with urine" | |
* DarkonZero listens to "AKA Driver" | ||
Raven-x | well hopefully I will calm down and get midevil on their ass tomorrow | |
DarkonZero | You will.... | |
DarkonZero | You will.... | |
DeRaptor | And you will tell us every single thing that happens. | |
Raven-x | the phone call that I'll make tomrrow morning will be a very emotional one too | |
DarkonZero | Angry or tearful? | |
Raven-x | angry | |
DarkonZero | Ok...got ya. | |
* DarkonZero listens to "Subliminal" | ||
* DarkonZero stares into the subliminal. | ||
* DarkonZero listens to "For Science" | ||
* DarkonZero listens to "Why Does The Sun Shine? (LIVE)" | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
DarkonZero | 7 | |
DarkonZero | 7 | |
* DeRaptor listens to "Snailshell | ||
DarkonZero | 7 | |
DarkonZero | 2 | |
DarkonZero | 3 | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Sleep By Windows"4,1 | ||
DarkonZero | Well....this is stimulating conversation. | |
DarkonZero | Sorry...I'm being a knob right now. | |
DeRaptor | yup. | |
DeRaptor | If we turn you, we'll open a door into a place we don't want to go. | |
DarkonZero | Pretty much..... | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Kraftwerk's14,16,0:6,04,1"Pocket Calculator"4,1 | ||
Raven-x | man this year has ben pretty crappy | |
Raven-x | been | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
DarkonZero | Next year will be crappy too. | |
DarkonZero | This decade was very crappy. | |
Raven-x | maybe If I tell them to cancel the order they will send it to me, and if I say don't cancel the order, maybe they might cancel the order | |
DarkonZero | They might. | |
DarkonZero | The knobs..... | |
Raven-x | are all New Yorkers thiefs? | |
DarkonZero | Not all.... | |
DarkonZero | I met some..... | |
DarkonZero | Some are dumbasses. | |
Raven-x | heh | |
DarkonZero | Not as bad as the French..... | |
DarkonZero | The French expect winning tickets in a arcade is gambling..... | |
Raven-x | heh | |
Raven-x | well Baptists piss me off, especially Southern Baptists | |
DarkonZero | Why is that? | |
Raven-x | they are all idiots who claim everything is satanic but themselves | |
DarkonZero | The same goes for Christians....and most religions.....except for Satanic ones. | |
* DarkonZero wonders what a Satanic sin is.... | ||
Raven-x | Satanists piss me off too | |
DarkonZero | Worshipping God I guess.... | |
Raven-x | they think Heaven is hell and hell is heaven | |
DeRaptor | Some New Yorkers drive cabs and don't talk English. | |
DarkonZero | Very true De.... | |
Raven-x | heh | |
DarkonZero | In England......cab drivers speak English...but you still wouldn't understand. | |
* DeRaptor snickers. | ||
DarkonZero | Pop over to the Queenie, chap? | |
DarkonZero | Uh what? | |
Raven-x | well in England everyone there has teeth like Freddy Mercurry | |
* DarkonZero lintens to Jesus Jones' "Info Freako". | ||
Raven-x | however it is spelled | |
DarkonZero | Remove one "r" | |
Raven-x | oh I was close | |
DarkonZero | In the "curry" part. | |
Raven-x | Mercury | |
DarkonZero | There ya go. | |
DarkonZero | And some people in England....their teeth look like they chewed on asphalt. | |
DarkonZero | But who am I to say such things.... | |
Raven-x | if you ever seen VH-1 you know that Freddy Mercury has crappy teeth, you would think a rich man wouldn't mind going to the dentist | |
DarkonZero | The Brits are cool....I meet some every few days. | |
DarkonZero | And when I do meet them...I can't help but speak in a accent. | |
DarkonZero | Aussies are cool too. | |
DarkonZero | The French..... | |
DarkonZero | Uh... | |
DarkonZero | They stink. | |
DarkonZero | Literally. | |
Raven-x | Aussies stink? | |
* DarkonZero lintens to Jesus Jones' "Never Enough". | ||
DarkonZero | No...the French do. | |
DarkonZero | I have a relative in Australia. | |
DarkonZero | Haven't met 'im yet. | |
Raven-x | oh | |
DarkonZero | My dad has though. | |
DarkonZero | Now....moving on. | |
DarkonZero | I talk about me too much. | |
DarkonZero | Anyone else like to share? | |
Raven-x | well I have relatives living in Ohio | |
Raven-x | that's pretty much it | |
* DarkonZero listens to Jesus Jones' "Bring It On Down". | ||
DarkonZero | Hmm.... | |
DarkonZero | So Raven...how's Guam? | |
DarkonZero | Is Guam doing well? | |
Raven-x | Guam isn't doing so great | |
DarkonZero | And why is that? | |
Raven-x | the Department of Education wants to layoff 200 more teachers | |
DarkonZero | DAMN DOE! | |
Raven-x | really | |
DarkonZero | And not the deer. | |
DarkonZero | A female deer. | |
DarkonZero | Man...education......I thought it wasn't useful....boy was I wrong. | |
Raven-x | and there isn't a good camera shop on island so when I ordered from Cambridge Camera Company I expected my package to come in last week | |
Raven-x | and still no package | |
DarkonZero | Have you tried other places? | |
Raven-x | so now I have to call them tomorrow monring and yell in the phone | |
Raven-x | they had the lowest price at the time | |
DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
Raven-x | but now I know better | |
DarkonZero | Yell at them for me too. | |
DarkonZero | For the hell of it. | |
DeRaptor | So...who else likes goat cheese? | |
Raven-x | assholes like Cambridge Camera gives internet companies a bad name | |
DarkonZero | Goat cheese? | |
DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
DarkonZero | Mmmmmm.....goat cheese..... | |
DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
DarkonZero | Mmmmmm.....goat cheese..... | |
* DeRaptor listens to "No One Knows My Plan" | ||
DarkonZero | I know it. | |
* DarkonZero listens to Jesus Jones' "Chemical #1". | ||
DarkonZero | I still have no idea wht the song is about. | |
DarkonZero | Chemical #1. | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
Raven-x | what band is this? | |
DarkonZero | Jesus Jones'.....they recently disbanded. | |
DarkonZero | Due to low record sales. | |
DarkonZero | They're from England. | |
DarkonZero | www.jesusjones.com explains more. | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Information Society's14,16,0:6,04,1"Are 'Friends' Electric?"4,1 | ||
DeRaptor | laaaaaaaaalaaaaaaaaaa | |
DarkonZero | I kill well....don'tcha think? | |
* DeRaptor continues working on her brachiosaur head pic. | ||
Raven-x | well I need to get going now | |
Raven-x | good bye | |
DarkonZero | Bye Raven... | |
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DarkonZero | Wow....how lonely it is now..... | |
DeRaptor | yep | |
* DarkonZero listens to Guided By Voices "I Am A Tree". | ||
* DeRaptor listens to "Moving to the Sun" | ||
* DarkonZero listens to Filter's "One (Is The Lonliest Number)". | ||
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Nine Inch Nails'14,16,0:6,04,1"Starfookers, Inc."4,1 | ||
* DeRaptor listens to "Lie Still, Little Bottle" | ||
* DarkonZero listens to Matthew Sweet's "Ultrasuede". | ||
DeRaptor | oh, feh, where is everybody? | |
DarkonZero | I dunno.... | |
DarkonZero | If something happened to them....I didn't do it. | |
* DarkonZero tries to look innocent. | ||
* DeRaptor glares. | ||
DarkonZero | You're quite bright...tonight.....hehe. | |
DeRaptor | hmph. | |
DarkonZero | I was only kidding...... | |
DeRaptor | feh! | |
* DarkonZero listens to Nine Inch Nails' "Where Is Everybody?". | ||
DarkonZero | Is "feh" a typo of "heh'? | |
DarkonZero | I guess not..... | |
* DarkonZero goes over to the corner.... | ||
DarkonZero | I'll just stay right here. | |
* DarkonZero sits down. | ||
* DeRaptor makes Darkon listen to Enya music. | ||
DarkonZero | Uh...no thank you.... | |
* DarkonZero shoves the music away....if it is possible. | ||
DeRaptor | You're not supposed to LIKE it, you ninny! | |
DarkonZero | I know.... | |
* DeRaptor force-feeds DZ the music. | ||
DarkonZero | No please..... | |
DarkonZero | I said please..... | |
* DarkonZero starts to sob. | ||
* DeRaptor does it anyway. | ||
DarkonZero | WAH! | |
DarkonZero | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! | |
* DeRaptor makes DZ listen to Orinoco Flow. | ||
DarkonZero | Now you're really making me cry.....seriously. | |
DeRaptor | heheheheheheh | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Fear Factory's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars"4,1 | ||
DeRaptor | FEH! | |
DarkonZero | What? | |
DarkonZero | I like the song...and you know that. | |
DarkonZero | You just like seeing me suffer, huh, Ms. Raptor? | |
DeRaptor | yeah...so | |
DeRaptor | ? | |
DarkonZero | Just checking. | |
DarkonZero | Well......it seems you don't like my company either.....I'll just stand in that corner, if you don't mind. | |
* DarkonZero goes over to another corner. | ||
* DeRaptor shoots suction cup arrows at DZ's head. | ||
* DarkonZero just ignores it. | ||
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Fear Factory's14,16,0:6,04,1"Shock"4,1 | ||
DeRaptor | Hey look! A huge distracting thing! | |
* DarkonZero just ignores whatever it is. | ||
* DarkonZero hums to himself. | ||
DeRaptor | Um....LOOK! Gary Numan, Kevin Murphy, and...um...some other guy! | |
* DarkonZero doesn't move. | ||
* DeRaptor walks up behind DZ and kicks him in the rear. | ||
* DeRaptor walks away. | ||
* DarkonZero rubs his butt..... | ||
* DarkonZero continues humming. | ||
* DeRaptor makes mashed potato people. | ||
* DeRaptor throws one at Darkon. | ||
* DarkonZero ignores it. | ||
* DeRaptor gets a bucket of boiling fondue oil and pours it on DZ's head. | ||
* DarkonZero gets out a bucket of water and dumps it on himself......but doesn't turn around. | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmm....hmmm....hmmm... | |
DarkonZero | lalala....hehe.... | |
DarkonZero | woo.... | |
* DeRaptor gets a giant spatula and pries DZ off the wall. | ||
* DarkonZero doesn't budge. | ||
* DarkonZero listens to the Foo Fighters' "Learn To Fly". | ||
* DeRaptor puts big icky centipedes on the wall and watches them crawl towards DZ. | ||
* DarkonZero takes a centipede off the wall and eats it. | ||
DarkonZero | Mmmmm..... | |
DeRaptor | ewww.... | |
* DarkonZero turns around breifly.... | ||
DarkonZero | Thanks.... | |
* DarkonZero turn back towards the wall. | ||
* DeRaptor puts a bunch of cockroaches on the wall and repeats the experiment. | ||
* DarkonZero takes a cockroach off the wall and tosses it around. | ||
DarkonZero | hehe...... | |
DarkonZero | wahoo.... | |
* DeRaptor puts some scorpions and sea snakes on the wall... | ||
DarkonZero | wow....cool..... | |
* DarkonZero turns around breifly....again..... | ||
DarkonZero | Thanks.... | |
* DarkonZero turns back towards the wall. | ||
DeRaptor | you freak! | |
DarkonZero | I know! | |
DarkonZero | Thank you! | |
DeRaptor | I'm bored. I'm bringing Crow in. | |
DarkonZero | Go ahead. | |
* DarkonZero continues messin' with all the stuff De gave him. | ||
*** CrowTRobot has joined #Deep13 | ||
* CrowTRobot falls out of the Umbilicus into #Deep13. | ||
*** Mars sets mode: +o CrowTRobot | ||
CrowTRobot | Hey, what's the deal with DZ? He trying to reenact the final scene of the Blair Witch Project or somethin'? | |
DeRaptor | Somethin' like that. | |
* DarkonZero listens to the Foo Fighters' "My Hero". | ||
CrowTRobot | So...uh...wanna play dog and bear? | |
DeRaptor | Naw, you'll start complaining I ruptured your spleen again. | |
CrowTRobot | Wull...so? | |
* DarkonZero turns around for a sec.... | ||
DeRaptor | YES! | |
DarkonZero | Hello crazy person.... | |
* DeRaptor puts a wall between DZ and the wall. | ||
DeRaptor | HA1 | |
DeRaptor | ! | |
* DarkonZero turns back towards the wall. | ||
DeRaptor | damn. | |
DarkonZero | Wow....what a nice lookin' wall. | |
* DarkonZero draws on the wall.... | ||
DeRaptor | hmmmm. | |
DarkonZero | the adventures of De and her crazy friend. | |
DarkonZero | hehe.... | |
* DeRaptor writes "DZ is a big dumb dumb-head" on the wall. | ||
* CrowTRobot hops up and down a bit out of boredom. | ||
CrowTRobot | My tummy hurts. | |
* DarkonZero looks at it.... | ||
DarkonZero | Ain't that the truth. | |
CrowTRobot | And I have a burning electric discharge. | |
DeRaptor | Crow, quit getting ideas from Bender. | |
CrowTRobot | WELL IT DOES! | |
* CrowTRobot pouts. | ||
* DarkonZero continues drawing..... | ||
DarkonZero | lalala..... | |
DarkonZero | hmmm.... | |
DarkonZero | what else....oh, I know.... | |
* DeRaptor draws moustaches on all DZ's drawings. | ||
DarkonZero | hehe..... | |
* DarkonZero looks at what De has done.... | ||
DarkonZero | That moustache fits you well.... | |
DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
* DarkonZero continues on.... | ||
DeRaptor | hmph. | |
* CrowTRobot moans and clutches at his abdomen. | ||
* DarkonZero listens to the Foo Fighters' "My Poor Brain". | ||
CrowTRobot | It still hurts! | |
CrowTRobot | I feel like I'm gonna hurl! | |
DeRaptor | I TOLD you those ram chips were bad, but you had to eat them anyway, didn't you? | |
DeRaptor | If you've got a virus, it's your own damned fault. | |
* DarkonZero stops drawing.... | ||
* DarkonZero gets out a torch..... | ||
* CrowTRobot cries. | ||
* DarkonZero starts dancing around. | ||
* DeRaptor looks suspiciously at DZ. | ||
DarkonZero | hehe..... | |
* DarkonZero stops..... | ||
* CrowTRobot ducks behind De, forgetting his ailment for a second. | ||
* DarkonZero continues staring at the wall..... | ||
DarkonZero | what's that I see..... | |
DarkonZero | uh.... | |
DarkonZero | hmmm... | |
DarkonZero | hehe....it's funny. | |
DeRaptor | yeeeees? | |
* CrowTRobot shivers. | ||
* DarkonZero laughs to himself. | ||
CrowTRobot | Oh...um...and my tummy hurts too. | |
* CrowTRobot moans. | ||
* DarkonZero goes to another corner..... | ||
DarkonZero | Do..do...do.... | |
* DeRaptor listens to a TMBG clip called "The Johns love you" | ||
* DarkonZero listens to the Foo Fighters' "Ozone". | ||
* DeRaptor gets Crow some alka seltzer. | ||
CrowTRobot | ewwww! | |
CrowTRobot | That won't work! | |
CrowTRobot | It needs a band-aid. | |
* DeRaptor blinks. | ||
* DarkonZero feels a certain (but stupid) power surge through him... | ||
DarkonZero | I AM...! | |
* DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRADORK15,16,0!6,0 | ||
*** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
*** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork | ||
* UltraDork stares into the corner..... | ||
* DeRaptor shrieks. | ||
UltraDork | hehe.... | |
UltraDork | cool.... | |
CrowTRobot | DEEEEEEEE!!! HE'S SCARING ME! | |
* UltraDork goes under the table. | ||
* UltraDork mumbles to himself..... | ||
UltraDork | hehe.... | |
UltraDork | this is cool. | |
* DeRaptor wishes super would come in so she could sing "spy spy spy spy spy spy" | ||
* UltraDork tries to stand up while under the table. | ||
UltraDork | *bonk* | |
UltraDork | ow.... | |
UltraDork | hehe..... | |
* UltraDork goes behind the couch. | ||
UltraDork | cool.....dust bunnies...... | |
UltraDork | hello....dust bunnies..... | |
* DeRaptor kills the dust bunnies. | ||
* UltraDork listens to the Foo Fighters' "Podunk". | ||
UltraDork | bye bye...dust bunnies..... | |
* UltraDork just wanders around. | ||
CrowTRobot | My tummy still needs a band-aid. | |
CrowTRobot | And a kiss too. | |
DeRaptor | Crow, shut up. | |
CrowTRobot | Awww, jump up my butt. | |
* CrowTRobot sulks. | ||
* UltraDork hears what Crow said....and tries. | ||
UltraDork | Hmmm.... | |
CrowTRobot | HEY! get outta there! | |
CrowTRobot | Geez! | |
* UltraDork miniturizes himself..... | ||
* UltraDork jumps up Crow's butt. | ||
UltraDork | wow..... | |
CrowTRobot | AAAAAAHHH!!! GETITOUTGETITOUT! | |
* CrowTRobot jumps around. | ||
* DeRaptor pulls UD out of Crow's posterior. | ||
UltraDork | hehe..... | |
UltraDork | that was cool.... | |
* UltraDork makes himself go back to normal. | ||
CrowTRobot | DICKWEED! | |
* UltraDork realizes De hasn't put him down. | ||
UltraDork | Uh-oh.... | |
* UltraDork sorta crushes De. | ||
* DeRaptor throws UD accross the room. | ||
UltraDork | WEE! | |
* DeRaptor watches UD crash into the wall. | ||
* UltraDork hits his head on a wall. | ||
UltraDork | ow...hehe.... | |
* DeRaptor wonders where to find the Lou Reed version of Satellite Of Love | ||
* UltraDork lays down on the floor for a while. | ||
UltraDork | *SNORE* | |
DeRaptor | DAMMIT! I don't want the U2 version! | |
* UltraDork gets up.... | ||
UltraDork | Hmmm.... | |
UltraDork | I AM NO LONGER...! | |
* UltraDork loses his dumb power and returns back to his old moronic, sorta secret alter-ego, DarkonZero. | ||
*** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
*** UltraDork is now known as DarkonZero | ||
DarkonZero | Well.... | |
DeRaptor | You just love your aliases, don't you? | |
DarkonZero | What? | |
DarkonZero | What are you talking about? | |
DarkonZero | What alias? | |
DeRaptor | noooothing. | |
DarkonZero | Oh....ok. | |
* DarkonZero sits in a swivel chair and spins around. | ||
DarkonZero | WEE! | |
* DarkonZero listens to the Foo Fighters' "Walking After You". | ||
DeRaptor | arrrrgh...why are they all U2? | |
DarkonZero | I dunno...WEE! | |
* CrowTRobot wants a swivel chair now. | ||
CrowTRobot | Uh...can I have a swivel chair? | |
* DarkonZero hands Crow a swivel chair. | ||
CrowTRobot | yay! | |
* CrowTRobot spins in it. | ||
CrowTRobot | WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! WHEEEEEEEEE! | |
CrowTRobot | hahahahahWHEEEEEEEEEE!!! | |
* DarkonZero gets off the swivel chair. | ||
DarkonZero | Now...on to serious business. | |
* DarkonZero gets out some pixie sticks. | ||
* DarkonZero opens all of them..... | ||
* DarkonZero downs all of them..... | ||
CrowTRobot | Heyyy...how come I don't get any? | |
DarkonZero | WAH! | |
DarkonZero | HAHA! | |
* DarkonZero hands Crow a whole buncha pixie sticks. | ||
DarkonZero | There ya go. | |
CrowTRobot | yay! | |
* CrowTRobot downs them. | ||
DeRaptor | DZ! Surely you know better! | |
DarkonZero | I do.... | |
* CrowTRobot runs around the room slamming into walls. | ||
CrowTRobot | WAHOOO! SUGAR HIGH! | |
DarkonZero | Hehe....see. | |
DeRaptor | Go. Get. The lasso. | |
DeRaptor | ...thing. | |
DarkonZero | What lasso. | |
DeRaptor | You know, the kind people use for catching snakes. | |
DarkonZero | OH...... | |
* CrowTRobot runs in circles around DZ, crashes into him, and runs off. | ||
DarkonZero | I broke it. | |
CrowTRobot | WHEEEEEE! YIPEEEEEEE! | |
DeRaptor | Oh, GOOD ONE! | |
DarkonZero | Yup.... | |
DarkonZero | It was good. | |
DarkonZero | Now it isn't. | |
CrowTRobot | WAHOOOOOOOOOO! | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"I Die, You Die (Information Society Mix)"4,1 | ||
* CrowTRobot knocks over a cabinet full of expensive China. | ||
DarkonZero | Look at him go...... | |
DarkonZero | Never seen 'im so happy. | |
* CrowTRobot crashes on the sofa and moans. | ||
DeRaptor | Sugar hangovers are a bitch, you know. | |
DarkonZero | I do.... | |
DarkonZero | Well.... | |
DarkonZero | My job is done...... | |
DarkonZero | Time for me to see the great beyond. | |
DarkonZero | Jersey..... | |
DeRaptor | jersey? | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
DarkonZero | Jersey. | |
DarkonZero | Ok..... | |
DarkonZero | Florida. | |
DarkonZero | SHEESH. | |
DeRaptor | that mouse place? | |
DarkonZero | No.... | |
DarkonZero | Not there exactly. | |
DarkonZero | What....you think I'm crazy? | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Observer"4,1 | ||
* DarkonZero sits on the floor..... | ||
DeRaptor | well, yeah. | |
* DarkonZero ponders stuff..... | ||
DeRaptor | sort of. | |
* CrowTRobot moans some more... | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmm..... | |
* DarkonZero gets up. | ||
* DarkonZero walks over to De. | ||
* DeRaptor eyes DZ. | ||
* DarkonZero kicks her shin. | ||
DarkonZero | There.... | |
* DeRaptor bites DZ's head. | ||
DeRaptor | *glomph* | |
DarkonZero | OW! | |
* DarkonZero turns his repair mode on. | ||
* DeRaptor bites DZ's hair off. | ||
DarkonZero | Oh....just bite me....SHEESH! | |
* DarkonZero eyes De for a long moment. | ||
DarkonZero | If I had eyes. | |
DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
DarkonZero | There they are. | |
* DarkonZero shuts his repair mode off. | ||
* DarkonZero eyes De for a long moment....again. | ||
DarkonZero | Well.... | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
* DarkonZero turns around. | ||
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Me! I Disconnect From You (LIVE)"4,1 | ||
* DarkonZero walks away from De..... | ||
* DeRaptor ponders going to bed. | ||
DeRaptor | FEH! | |
* DarkonZero turns around.... | ||
DarkonZero | What? | |
* DarkonZero walks back towards De.... | ||
DeRaptor | feh. | |
* DeRaptor opens her mouth wide and toothy. | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.....nice teeth. | |
* DeRaptor snaps a couple of times. | ||
DarkonZero | A bitey one, you are. | |
DeRaptor | grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... | |
* DarkonZero backs away from De..... | ||
* DarkonZero turns around. | ||
DeRaptor | RAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR! | |
* DeRaptor gives chase... | ||
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Metal"4,1 | ||
* DeRaptor runs straight out the door. | ||
*** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
*** DeRaptor has quit IRC (I could never sleep my way to the top, cuz my alarm clock always wakes me right up...) | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
CrowTRobot | Uh...De says...good night, or something. | |
DarkonZero | Oh.....tell the same for me. | |
CrowTRobot | So, um...good night then. | |
CrowTRobot | okay. | |
* CrowTRobot wanders out, clutching his abdomen. | ||
*** CrowTRobot has quit IRC (Yeah, bite me, it's fun!) | ||
DarkonZero | Bye room.... | |
DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
*** Disconnected | ||
Session Close: Tue Nov 16 01:23:23 1999 |
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