Session Start: Thu Oct 28 23:21:25 1999 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is 'We're riffing Blair Witch tomorrow. And don't give me that bs that you can't find it. It's everywhere!' | ||
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Thu Oct 28 21:35:50 | ||
DarkonZero | WEE! | |
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BobIshmael | DZ! | |
DarkonZero | BOB! | |
BobIshmael | Guess who bought a CB radio! | |
DarkonZero | I did. | |
DeRaptor | Well... | |
BobIshmael | No, try again. | |
DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
DarkonZero | I did. | |
BobIshmael | No. You get one more chance. | |
DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
DarkonZero | That guy over there did...... | |
* DarkonZero points. | ||
BobIshmael | Close enough. | |
BobIshmael | Yeah, I did. | |
BobIshmael | Of course, I live in the armpit of SoCal, so I can't recieve that well. | |
* DeRaptor plots the destruction of Oscar... | ||
BobIshmael | But still... It's neato-mosquito. | |
DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
BobIshmael | A friend and myself were tormenting "Mod Squad Mobile" from Honolulu earlier. | |
DarkonZero | Really?.....interesting. | |
BobIshmael | How so? | |
DarkonZero | I dunno.... | |
DarkonZero | Small talk. | |
DarkonZero | Me try. | |
DarkonZero | Me fail. | |
DarkonZero | *sigh* | |
BobIshmael | Very much so. | |
BobIshmael | FAILURE! | |
DarkonZero | Well...with that outta the way. | |
DarkonZero | What else do you want to call me tonight? | |
BobIshmael | Er... A cab? | |
DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
DarkonZero | The fare is gonna be....uh.....expensive. | |
BobIshmael | Quiet, you. | |
BobIshmael | Can I call your brother again? | |
BobIshmael | It's only... | |
BobIshmael | 23:33. | |
DarkonZero | Brother not here. | |
DarkonZero | He gone. | |
BobIshmael | Who's there then? | |
DarkonZero | Out. | |
DarkonZero | D'OH! | |
DarkonZero | No one.... | |
BobIshmael | He's in a drunken stupor. Don't cover for him. | |
DarkonZero | I am? | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | I am. | |
DarkonZero | What of it? | |
BobIshmael | Uh... I meant your brother, but you'll do in a pinch. | |
* DarkonZero listens to AKA Driver again..... | ||
* BobIshmael listens to... | ||
BobIshmael | Uh... | |
* Sound request: can't find 'akadriver.mid' | ||
[DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
* BobIshmael flips through his CDs. | ||
DarkonZero | I like the song.... | |
DarkonZero | Too much. | |
DarkonZero | Cause it rocks. | |
DarkonZero | IT ROCKS! | |
BobIshmael | Okay, I've narrowed it down to three choices... | |
BobIshmael | Rocket From the Crypt... | |
BobIshmael | The Aquabats... | |
BobIshmael | And Rammstein. | |
DarkonZero | Rammstein | |
DarkonZero | THEY ROCK! | |
BobIshmael | Thank you. | |
BobIshmael | You think everything rocks, DZ. | |
BobIshmael | "Ice cream?! THAT ROCKS!" | |
DarkonZero | No I don't. | |
DarkonZero | Ok...ice cream does rock. | |
BobIshmael | "Mittens?! THEY ROCK!" | |
DarkonZero | Them too. | |
BobIshmael | "ROCKS ROCK!" | |
DarkonZero | PAPER ROCKS! | |
DarkonZero | Man....making a MP3 of Fingertips was sorta hell..... | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | It wasn't. | |
DarkonZero | Though I got all the 21 parts converted. | |
DeRaptor | How about connected? | |
DarkonZero | Nope. | |
* DeRaptor curses at scene.org | ||
* DarkonZero listens to Subliminal. | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
DarkonZero | I should listen to Sleeping In The Flowers.... | |
DarkonZero | I will... | |
* BobIshmael backs. | ||
BobIshmael | Yep, Rammstein sure do rock. | |
DarkonZero | DU HAST ROCKS! | |
BobIshmael | Of course, I knew that already. | |
DarkonZero | Or....Hirate Mich. | |
DarkonZero | Actually Hirate Mich....sorta bites. | |
BobIshmael | A friend of mine wanted to borrow Warcraft 2, so I asked for his Rammstein CD for colattere- colate- | |
BobIshmael | Damn. | |
BobIshmael | Now I feel like a moron. | |
* Sound request: can't find 'subliminal.mid' | ||
[DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
BobIshmael | Normally, I misspeel words because I can't type... This one I truly don't know how to spell. | |
BobIshmael | I'm so ashamed! | |
* BobIshmael runs to his room, crying. | ||
* DarkonZero wonders if a drunk guy will show him how to spin his head round and round. | ||
BobIshmael | You mean, while it's still on your shoulders? | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
DarkonZero | I dunno. | |
DarkonZero | Maybe. | |
BobIshmael | Because THAT would be hard. | |
DarkonZero | True. | |
* BobIshmael ponders buying a drum set to relieve some of his built up agression. | ||
BobIshmael | Of course, I haven't drummed in 3-4 years, but who cares? | |
DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
DarkonZero | I still don't know how to play guitar. | |
DarkonZero | I still haven't fixed my guitar. | |
BobIshmael | I'll teach you how to not play drums, if you teach me how to now play guitar. | |
DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
DarkonZero | There...done. | |
* BobIshmael hides something. | ||
BobIshmael | I'm sorry... I can't teach you how to not play drums. | |
DarkonZero | Damn. | |
BobIshmael | I actually know how to play drums... I'm so ashamed! | |
* BobIshmael runs to his room, crying... again. | ||
DarkonZero | I sorta know how to play drums. | |
BobIshmael | It's not hard. | |
DarkonZero | I just bang. | |
BobIshmael | YOu just hit a round thing with a stick. | |
DarkonZero | And that's it. | |
BobIshmael | Not hard at all. | |
* DeRaptor thinks Bob's spoiledness factor needs to be taken down a notch. | ||
* DarkonZero listens to Snail Shell. | ||
*** Mars changes topic to '<DarkonZero> I just bang. ' | ||
DarkonZero | Love the topic. | |
DarkonZero | LOVE IT! | |
BobIshmael | Don't we all? | |
* DeRaptor blinks. | ||
DarkonZero | Yes...we all love it. | |
DarkonZero | Don't we? | |
BobIshmael | Love, love, love. | |
* DarkonZero tries his hardest to get others to love the topic..... | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmmm... | |
DarkonZero | Ah... | |
BobIshmael | If we love the topic, we better not change it. | |
DarkonZero | #timetrax may love it. | |
* DeRaptor is scared of the topic. | ||
* BobIshmael points to De's golden 8@13. | ||
* DarkonZero wonders if he is a snowball in Hell. | ||
BobIshmael | Avalanche or roadblock? | |
BobIshmael | "Was tust du?" | |
BobIshmael | "Was fühlst du?" | |
BobIshmael | "Was bist du?" | |
* DarkonZero listens to "Learn To Fly". | ||
BobIshmael | "Doch nur ein Tier!" | |
BobIshmael | That's from the song "Tier." | |
BobIshmael | Anyone want the translation of the entire song? | |
DarkonZero | Not really. | |
DarkonZero | Well...not me. | |
BobIshmael | LYRE! | |
BobIshmael | Was bist du!? | |
DarkonZero | I dunno.... | |
DarkonZero | Ask that guy.... | |
* DarkonZero points... | ||
BobIshmael | You told me to listen to Rammstein, so know you have to put up with me. | |
DarkonZero | I am. | |
* DeRaptor wonders if she can sing like a girl. | ||
BobIshmael | Bestrafe mich. bestrafe mich. Stroh wird Gold und Gold wird Stein deine Größe macht mich klein, du darfst mein Bestrafer sein ja! | |
BobIshmael | And BabelFish translates that as... | |
BobIshmael | "Punish me punish me. Straw will gold and gold will stone your size makes me small, you may my Bestrafer be!" | |
BobIshmael | Stupid BabelFish. | |
BobIshmael | I think the last line is "you may be my punisher." | |
BobIshmael | Though, I think the word actually translates as "torture." Oh well. | |
BobIshmael | Stupid Germans... Stupid BabelFish... Stupid RadioShack. | |
*** Mars changes topic to 'Come! Join the quiet introspection channel! We don't chat here. ' | ||
* BobIshmael grumbles. | ||
BobIshmael | No one is transmitting, so you could at least TRY to amuse me. | |
* BobIshmael wonders why BabelFish translate "hate" as "have." | ||
BobIshmael | You. You have. You have me. | |
BobIshmael | Stupid, stupid, stupid BabelFish. | |
DeRaptor | And why does it translate "bitch" as "woman"? Or "shit" as "excrement"? We may never know. Or care. | |
BobIshmael | I car- Oh, wait. I don't. | |
* Sound request: can't find 'delalala!.wav' | ||
[BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'delalala!.wav' | ||
[BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'delalala!.wav' | ||
[BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
* BobIshmael has earphones on. | ||
* BobIshmael decides he isn't listening to German industrial music loud enough. | ||
BobIshmael | A few more decibels will do. | |
BobIshmael | Ah. Much better. | |
BobIshmael | Y'know, I read a magazine where they referred to Rammstein as a neo-Nazi band. Just goes to show how stupid Americans are. | |
[BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
DeRaptor | They probably think nazis wear leiderhosen. | |
BobIshmael | Don't they? | |
* BobIshmael wonders how he can modify his newly aquired CB radio. | ||
BobIshmael | Maybe if I throw it out a third story window. That'd modify it good. | |
BobIshmael | Sigh. I could be doing something useful right now (read: playing Simon: The Sorceror), y'know. | |
DarkonZero | Oh...sorry....had a interruption. | |
BobIshmael | Sure. | |
BobIshmael | You hate me. | |
* BobIshmael runs to his room, crying. | ||
DarkonZero | No....I hate me...you hate you. | |
DeRaptor | Yup. We hate you. So? | |
DarkonZero | I hate this.... | |
* BobIshmael comes back from his room. | ||
* BobIshmael runs to his room, crying. | ||
* DarkonZero gets out a sock. | ||
BobIshmael | There. | |
* DarkonZero wonders if he'll ever burn out right..... | ||
BobIshmael | Let's find out. | |
* BobIshmael lights DZ on fire. | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
DarkonZero | Quite warm. | |
BobIshmael | You're buring out right from where I am. | |
DarkonZero | I am...thanks. | |
BobIshmael | Did I mention what my costume is this Halloween? | |
BobIshmael | No, of course not. | |
BobIshmael | I only came up with a day or two ago and I haven't been here until now. | |
DeRaptor | Do tell, crybaby. | |
DarkonZero | I'm going as a 6 year old. | |
BobIshmael | So... | |
BobIshmael | I'm going as a Japanese Nuclear Technician. | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
DarkonZero | Cool. | |
BobIshmael | Last year, I went a Human Bomb/the Unabomber. | |
BobIshmael | And the year before, a disgruntled postal worker. | |
BobIshmael | My costumes rock. Of course, I only think of them days before Halloween. | |
BobIshmael | So I don't have much time to get everything together. | |
BobIshmael | It's not a hard costume, though... I already have a white jumpsuit.. | |
DarkonZero | The year before the postal worker....you were Barney. | |
DarkonZero | Weren't you!?! | |
BobIshmael | I'll just draw a few radiation symbols on there, as well as a few Japanes flag- Yes. | |
BobIshmael | Then alls I need is a hardhat. | |
BobIshmael | My costume last year rocked, if I do say so myself. | |
* DeRaptor still doesn't know what she's gonna be. | ||
BobIshmael | I'll be heading up to my aunt's for her annual Halloween party, I'll try to steal a picture of my most awesome costume, so I can all rub in the fact that your costumes bite. | |
DeRaptor | Prolly just put on a party dress and a hideous mask or somethin'... | |
[BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | I gotta go to work in a costume....so I'm just going into work in my regular clothes.....then find a hapless family and become their 6 year old son. | |
* DarkonZero listens to Doctor Worm. | ||
* BobIshmael plays the drums. | ||
BobIshmael | I can't handle criticism, though. | |
DeRaptor | Bob, to show us your costume, you'd have to show us a picture of YOU...you paranoid boy... | |
*** Disconnected | ||
*** Attempting to rejoin... | ||
*** Rejoined channel #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is 'Come! Join the quiet introspection channel! We don't chat here. ' | ||
*** Set by Mars on Thu Oct 28 23:56:50 | ||
DarkonZero | D"OH! | |
DarkonZero | WONG BOOTUN! | |
BobIshmael | I don't get it. | |
BobIshmael | My costume is me? | |
* DarkonZero shudders... | ||
BobIshmael | <DeRaptor> Bob, to show us your costume, you'd have to show us a picture of YOU...you paranoid boy... | |
BobIshmael | I don't follow. | |
* DarkonZero write on his shirt..."Please no mental images!" | ||
DeRaptor | Well, you'd be IN your costume for the whole effect, right? | |
BobIshmael | I'm sorry, I still don't understand. | |
BobIshmael | Yes, I would be wearing my costume for effect. | |
BobIshmael | I mean, it being Halloween and all. | |
* DarkonZero listens to "Battle For The Planet Of The Apes". | ||
BobIshmael | De? | |
BobIshmael | Hey, good buddy, you reading the mail or what? | |
* DarkonZero listens to "I Palindrome I". | ||
* DeRaptor reads Usenet and a MiSTing of a talk.origins cook. | ||
BobIshmael | talk.origins has a cook? | |
BobIshmael | Why doesn't ATTMTN have a cook?! | |
BobIshmael | DZ! I ORDER YOU TO FIND A SHORT-ORDER CHEF FOR ATTMTN! NOW! | |
DarkonZero | We only have room for a microwave. | |
BobIshmael | Well... Throw Cam overboard, then. | |
DarkonZero | Wow....that gives us room for a coffeemaker. | |
BobIshmael | Okay, okay... Get the coffeemake... | |
BobIshmael | How about we tear down a wall or two? | |
DarkonZero | Naw.... | |
DarkonZero | We're in deep space, remember? | |
BobIshmael | Yeah, what's your point? | |
DeRaptor | heehee: http://pinky.wtower.com/mst3k/cgi/mstdisplay.pl/alert_scientific_creationism.WK.txt?htmlmode=on&filename=alert_scientific_creationism.WK.txt | |
DarkonZero | Well....the gaping vast intellegence of HomeLame will seep in. | |
BobIshmael | Oh... And we don't want that... Right? | |
DarkonZero | Right. | |
BobIshmael | Just making sure you knew. | |
DarkonZero | I already knew. | |
BobIshmael | Mich. | |
BobIshmael | Mich hast. | |
BobIshmael | Mich hast du. | |
BobIshmael | Just making sure. | |
DarkonZero | Ok...you hate me.....like that's new. | |
BobIshmael | Me hate you, actually. | |
DarkonZero | No... | |
DarkonZero | I hate me. | |
BobIshmael | My German isn't very... er... good. | |
DarkonZero | YOu hate you. | |
* DarkonZero wants a shoehorn....the kind with teeth. | ||
BobIshmael | Okay, here you go. | |
DarkonZero | WOW! | |
DarkonZero | THANKS! | |
* BobIshmael give DZ a shoehorn with teeth. | ||
BobIshmael | Yeah, yeah. I bet you thought there was no such thing, huh? | |
BobIshmael | It's a common misconception. | |
* BobIshmael listens to RFTC. | ||
DarkonZero | No....I did know of such a thing. | |
DeRaptor | Looove people are there, the smell of love is everywhere (sounds like a lemon), why can't you be sensitive and good? Why don't you want to be understood? I've got a match, your embraaace and my collapse! | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Kraftwerk's14,16,0:6,04,1"Pocket Calculator"4,1 | ||
DarkonZero | Ah... | |
* BobIshmael can't think of a song whil listening to a different one. | ||
DarkonZero | Old German techno. | |
BobIshmael | As opposed to the new German techno. | |
DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
DarkonZero | Naw. | |
DarkonZero | They pretty much sound the same. | |
BobIshmael | That's what THEY want you to think. | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
DarkonZero | Pretty much. | |
* DarkonZero ponders on the next subject for "Being DarkonZero" | ||
BobIshmael | I have to see that movie tomorrow. | |
BobIshmael | Er... Being John Malkovich, I mean. Not "Being DarkonZero." | |
BobIshmael | What's above a hour? | |
DarkonZero | I was trying to be John Malkovich......couldn't get the nerve to shave my head. | |
BobIshmael | There has to be another unit of time above the hour. | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
DarkonZero | There is. | |
DeRaptor | A day... | |
BobIshmael | Above a hour and below a day. | |
BobIshmael | Above a hour and below a day. | |
DeRaptor | There ain't. Deal with it. | |
BobIshmael | Above a hour and below a day. | |
BobIshmael | Above a hour and below a day!! | |
BobIshmael | THER MUST BE! | |
DeRaptor | An episode of MST3K. There. | |
BobIshmael | +E | |
DarkonZero | The time it takes Dan Quayle to figure out out to spell "cat". | |
BobIshmael | That's two hours. | |
DarkonZero | WOW! | |
DarkonZero | Danny boy is getting better. | |
BobIshmael | I meant the ep, but whatever floats yer boat. | |
BobIshmael | You know me by name... DROP OUT! | |
* DeRaptor chuckles. | ||
BobIshmael | You used to be a lot like your mom... You used to be a lot like your dad... You used be a lot like a son of a bitch, and that's the way it goes. | |
DeRaptor | Someday mother will die and I'll get the money... | |
DeRaptor | Mom leans down and says "My sentiments exactly..." | |
DeRaptor | "You son of a bitch!" I Palindrome I... | |
BobIshmael | I hope those are the lyrics to a song, De- Oh. Nevermind. | |
DeRaptor | And I am a snake-head eating the head on the opposite side... | |
DeRaptor | lala...something. | |
* DarkonZero wonders if he's addicted to the time track. | ||
BobIshmael | De, you should be a songwriter. | |
DarkonZero | Am I? | |
BobIshmael | Time Trax? | |
DarkonZero | No... | |
BobIshmael | Or is this a song, too? | |
DarkonZero | Time track. | |
DarkonZero | It's part of a song. | |
BobIshmael | Good. | |
DarkonZero | HELL! | |
BobIshmael | DAMN! | |
DarkonZero | You thought I was addicted to Time Trax, huh? | |
BobIshmael | Thought? I know you are. | |
BobIshmael | I took you to DeTox, remember? | |
DarkonZero | I loathe that show. | |
BobIshmael | You were shaking something bad. | |
BobIshmael | Sure... NOW. | |
DarkonZero | Oh... | |
DarkonZero | Wait... | |
* DarkonZero has a big blank space in his mind. | ||
DarkonZero | Oh wait... | |
DarkonZero | That's always been there. | |
* DarkonZero remembers he was vapour.... | ||
DarkonZero | I remember I was just like you. | |
BobIshmael | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! | |
BobIshmael | Sorry. I'm better now. | |
DarkonZero | Tension Breaker? | |
BobIshmael | I should stop acting on impluse- I'M NOT INSANE! | |
DeRaptor | Hmmm...your names ARE both the same length and it DOES kinda look like somebody's talking to himself.... | |
BobIshmael | WHY DO YOU KEEP INSISTING THAT I'M CRAZY?! YOU'RE THE CRAZY ONE! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! | |
DarkonZero | I think out loud....thank you very much! | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Tracks"4,1 | ||
BobIshmael | LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! | |
* BobIshmael coughs. | ||
DarkonZero | MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! | |
BobIshmael | That wasn't me. That was the guy in my head. | |
DarkonZero | You forgot to finish it. | |
BobIshmael | NOOOOOOOOOO! | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Orgy's14,16,0:6,04,1"Stitches"4,1 | ||
* BobIshmael listens to a WAV of 1,14DarkonZero's1,14:1,4"Lame" | ||
BobIshmael | AWWWWWWWWWWWW! DAMN! | |
DarkonZero | It's silences like these that makes me think I shuld get that lobotomy. | |
BobIshmael | DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! | |
BobIshmael | DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! | |
BobIshmael | DAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN! | |
BobIshmael | Damn. | |
DarkonZero | Listen to grandpa.wav....might make you feel better. | |
[BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | It makes it worse. | |
BobIshmael | Lucky thing I didn't have my speaker on the entire time. | |
DarkonZero | That's good. | |
* DeRaptor gives Bob his earmuffs back. | ||
BobIshmael | And did you record that Whozits Whatiz sound? | |
BobIshmael | I took them off... Ears bleeding. Voices in head. | |
BobIshmael | These are good things. | |
BobIshmael | Akmar Alten, I think his name was. | |
BobIshmael | Allen Annie? | |
BobIshmael | Alfred Alcaster? | |
DarkonZero | Akmed Ahmed? | |
* DeRaptor wonders if she should let the guy in her head into the chatroom... | ||
DarkonZero | You already have... | |
DarkonZero | Several occasions. | |
DarkonZero | Every year. | |
DeRaptor | Oh yeah. | |
DeRaptor | Well, he is pretty obnoxious... | |
DeRaptor | Spoiled rotten little critter. | |
DarkonZero | Well....I'm off..... | |
BobIshmael | Stupid CB and computer interferring with eachother. | |
BobIshmael | Stupid DZ. | |
DarkonZero | Time for me to stay off again for a few days.....later. | |
BobIshmael | LEAVE | |
BobIshmael | !, EVEN! | |
DarkonZero | I am. | |
DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
*** Disconnected | ||
Session Close: Fri Oct 29 01:03:54 1999 |
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