| Session Start: Fri Oct 22 01:08:20 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Topic: Anything but Cal's ascii butt fetish. * Cal-Crowe drops a (_)_) on Timmyling' | ||
| *** Set by Sentroid91 on Thu Oct 21 17:57:42 | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm back! | |
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| *** BobInsight has joined #deep13 | ||
| Goku | wb | |
| Goku | wb | |
| DarkonZero | Thankee! | |
| BobInsight | Try this on for size, DZ. | |
| BobInsight | And thankee, as well! | |
| BobInsight | Er. Wrong one. | |
| BobInsight | Damn me. | |
| DarkonZero | Doh! | |
| BobInsight | Wait.. | |
| BobInsight | Hold on. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'dzandbobdohamlet.wav' | ||
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I might go back to HomeGame.....again. | |
| BobInsight | No, this is the right one. | |
| Goku | send me that! | |
| BobInsight | DZ, do you see a one at the end of that? | |
| DarkonZero | End of what? | |
| BobInsight | The file. | |
| DarkonZero | I think...why> | |
| Goku | no there isn't | |
| Goku | [dzandbobdohamlet.wav] | |
| Goku | [BobInsight SOUND] | |
| BobInsight | Sonnava. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...no. | |
| BobInsight | No, the one I'm sending him. | |
| Goku | Oh | |
| DarkonZero | The one befroe...maybe. | |
| BobInsight | Damn. | |
| BobInsight | Yeah, hold on. | |
| BobInsight | There! | |
| BobInsight | In the wrong folder. Silly Bob. | |
| superspy | may I have the file as well? | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| Goku | Can I have that! | |
| BobInsight | Not yet. | |
| Goku | OK! | |
| BobInsight | DZ needs to approve it first. | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | BING! | |
| BobInsight | BING! | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe..... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm the pure straightman. | |
| BobInsight | Very much so. | |
| DarkonZero | That thank you added so much! | |
| DarkonZero | I LOVE IT! | |
| BobInsight | I thought so. | |
| BobInsight | Here ya' go, Ku. | |
| DarkonZero | BING! | |
| BobInsight | BING! | |
| BobInsight | I hate to say, but we make a good team, old man. | |
| DarkonZero | Yuppers.... | |
| * superspy scans the last photo....brb | ||
| BobInsight | *psssst* your line is "you young whippersnapper." | |
| Goku | Ok you dirty old man | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| BobInsight | The clicking is me. | |
| BobInsight | Well... My parts, I mean. | |
| BobInsight | That is- Damn. | |
| BobInsight | Well, Ku? | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| BobInsight | I think he's dead. | |
| Goku | funny stuff hehe | |
| Goku | Watching Conana | |
| Goku | -a | |
| BobInsight | Conana? Is that Conan's sister? | |
| BobInsight | Or Conan in Espanol? | |
| superspy | danke | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'soundcollage2.wav' | ||
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| BobInsight | Yeah, what he said. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm back on events.....and started a channel called "MST-NewHomeGame" | |
| BobInsight | You should start #MST-CombGame, too. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| BobInsight | And #MST-DomeGame | |
| BobInsight | And #MST-JoanGame | |
| BobInsight | And #MST-LoanGame | |
| DarkonZero | I'll do all those. | |
| BobInsight | And... uh... | |
| BobInsight | #MST-ShoneGame | |
| Goku | <bobobriggs99> so whats up with thx and ej? | |
| Goku | <bobobriggs99> are they really in here? | |
| Goku | <Shard> I think they fell asleep | |
| BobInsight | #MST-ConeGame | |
| Goku | <THX-1138> We're having cybersex. Please don't bother us | |
| BobInsight | #MST-LoneGame | |
| BobInsight | #MST-BoneGame | |
| BobInsight | #MST-SewnGame | |
| BobInsight | #MST-PhoneGame | |
| BobInsight | #MST-KnownGame | |
| BobInsight | #MST-MoanGame | |
| BobInsight | #MST-ZoneGame | |
| BobInsight | I think that's it. | |
| superspy | #mst-BlownGame | |
| BobInsight | Ah, yes. Thank you. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey.....join me there. | |
| BobInsight | Where now? | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | On events.... | |
| superspy | ... | |
| DarkonZero | What spy? | |
| superspy | odd | |
| DarkonZero | How very... | |
| superspy | in there, dz? | |
| DarkonZero | Yup. | |
| DarkonZero | If you go.....get a chan list up. | |
| DarkonZero | It's funny. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorta | |
| superspy | I'm jummy | |
| superspy | in case you guys care :) | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| superspy | pardon my french.... | |
| superspy | but what an asshole! | |
| DarkonZero | Yup.. | |
| superspy | they banned my ip for smacking thx? | |
| DarkonZero | Yup....they do that. | |
| superspy | and cam calls Kitana a commie bastard | |
| DarkonZero | Is that the Briggs that we know? | |
| superspy | <EJ> Because it's all about us, baybee. | |
| superspy | <zippy> ah, I see. the "arrogant as hell" approach. I can see where you're coming from | |
| superspy | * zippy hands EJ a surgery kit. | |
| superspy | <zippy> it's do it yourself; it removes sticks from asses quite nicely | |
| Goku | Hehehe | |
| superspy | I wish ironf were in there, he could use it, too | |
| DarkonZero | Heheh! | |
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| *** superspy has quit IRC (Read error to superspy[machamp-237.dynamic.rpi.edu]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
| *** spy-II is now known as superspy | ||
| * superspy adds EJ to his shit-list | ||
| Goku | They're talking about oyu | |
| Goku | I was kicked too | |
| Goku | I used my super powers to get back in | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | At least we are having fun. | |
| superspy | what're they saying, ku? | |
| Goku | *** Now talking in #MST-Homegame | |
| Goku | *** Topic is 'Next Game TBA' | |
| Goku | <TLister> Isn't Fox the superspy guy on there? | |
| Goku | <Goku> Aww | |
| Goku | <Goku> You didn't want to chat :( | |
| Goku | <THX-1138> Beats me. Fox is...I don't know | |
| Goku | <EJ> He's supposedly the superspy or some bull crap. | |
| Goku | <THX-1138> Goku, we like to keep the house clean so we don't end up with a dead room, like deep13 | |
| Goku | <Goku> I see...I didn't do anything though | |
| Goku | <EJ> We don't allow retarded idiotic conversations that make no sense. | |
| Goku | <THX-1138> You didn't do anything? | |
| superspy | fox? | |
| superspy | they've got the wrong superspy | |
| superspy | I'm just that good..... | |
| superspy | :) | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| DarkonZero | <EJ> We don't allow retarded idiotic conversations that make no sense. | |
| DarkonZero | And what do they talk about? | |
| Goku | THEY'RE MORONS! | |
| Goku | They kick GHoul-ku | |
| * superspy formulates a plan | ||
| Goku | but no Goku | |
| Goku | DON'T THEY SEE THE RELATIONSHIP! | |
| superspy | let's retake events' deep13 -- at least for tonight | |
| * superspy gets the guns | ||
| BobInsight | -> *EJ* why ej kick habib | |
| BobInsight | - | |
| BobInsight | -> *EJ* habib like homegame | |
| BobInsight | <EJ> shhhhhh. | |
| BobInsight | <EJ> shhhhhhh. | |
| BobInsight | <EJ> shhhhhhhh. | |
| BobInsight | <Habib> habib like thix to | |
| BobInsight | <Habib> he nice | |
| BobInsight | <EJ> EJ don't like pidgin English. | |
| BobInsight | <Habib> habib like penguins | |
| BobInsight | <Habib> they nice like thix | |
| BobInsight | <Habib> and ej | |
| superspy | woo, EJ's just a regular, ol' fashion hick, eh? | |
| DarkonZero | They know nothing of my true Ident | |
| superspy | pidgeon english... | |
| superspy | feh | |
| Goku | <EJ> Don't any of you have anything better to do? | |
| Goku | <EJ> Like freaking sleep? | |
| Goku | <Ghoul-ku> No | |
| Goku | <Ghoul-ku> I hate sleeping | |
| Goku | <THX-1138> Besides getting your asses kicked? | |
| Goku | *** EJ sets mode: +o EJ | |
| Goku | <Ghoul-ku> Actually the last couple times you've kicked me have been in the shoulder | |
| Goku | *** zippy (zippy@128.113.147.246) has joined #MST-HomeGame | |
| Goku | <Ghoul-ku> My asss feels ok | |
| Goku | Look at Deep13's topic on Scifi | |
| BobInsight | The Hydrogen one? | |
| Goku | No | |
| Goku | They keep saying Deep13 is stealing thier kung fu | |
| Goku | Oh..nm.. | |
| Goku | not that funny | |
| BobInsight | Huh. | |
| BobInsight | Who set that topic? | |
| Goku | me.. | |
| BobInsight | I don't suppose you could unfix the channel, could you? | |
| Goku | A servop would come and fix it again | |
| BobInsight | There's only one. | |
| BobInsight | And he doesn't do anything. | |
| BobInsight | Or she. | |
| Goku | Yes he does | |
| Goku | He was on today | |
| BobInsight | Liar. | |
| BobInsight | On. Doing nothing. | |
| Goku | And he got BotTestLab back for us | |
| Goku | No.. | |
| Goku | He named himself God | |
| Goku | and I talked to him | |
| BobInsight | Don't contradict me. | |
| Goku | I asked him how many shins he has | |
| Goku | He has 17 shins | |
| Goku | And he's shorter than protrayed in Monty Python | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o BobInsight | ||
| Goku | I asked that too | |
| BobInsight | Don't contradict me. | |
| Goku | Ok Bob, you're right, there are server ops who come on when you asked them to do something | |
| *** Goku was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BobInsight (Right in the shoulder. )) | ||
| *** Goku has joined #Deep13 | ||
| BobInsight | That'll learn ya'. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: -o BobInsight | ||
| Goku | Yeah | |
| Goku | my shoulder hurts | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Goku | ||
| BobInsight | OMI- NOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| BobInsight | MARS! WHY?! | |
| * BobInsight runs toward Ku in slow motion. | ||
| * Goku flexes his muscles | ||
| BobInsight | N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o....... | |
| * superspy wonders if anyone knows EJ's email address... | ||
| * BobInsight leaps at Ku. | ||
| Goku | I'm here to pump *clap* you up | |
| BobInsight | S-e-e-e-e-e y-y-y-o-o-o-o-u-u-u i-i-n h-e-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l. | |
| *** Goku was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BobInsight (You had your chance. )) | ||
| *** Goku has joined #Deep13 | ||
| BobInsight | Well, you did. | |
| Goku | Bob is a meany! | |
| Goku | Be a nicey! | |
| BobInsight | He is. | |
| BobInsight | A real jerk. | |
| BobInsight | It's from being around HomeGame. | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| Goku | http://www.theshop.net/jcorley/EJ.wav | |
| Goku | EJ singnign! | |
| superspy | EJ will taste my wrath | |
| BobInsight | "Have you had quiet gaurd?" | |
| BobInsight | BING! | |
| -BobInsight- BING! | ||
| *** Mars changes topic to 'BING! ' | ||
| Goku | jorley@theshop.net | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| Goku | jcorley@theshop.net | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| * Goku uses his super powers | ||
| Goku | Thats EJ's email | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| superspy | http://www.theshop.net/jcorley/071799.html | |
| superspy | is that EJ? | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| Goku | Yeah | |
| superspy | ... | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| superspy | now I see why she's so bitter | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| Goku | Hehee | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
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| BobInsight | okay, enough of that. | |
| Goku | Hehee | |
| Goku | Why did you want her e-mail? | |
| * superspy gets an idea | ||
| superspy | a wonderfully sick idea | |
| BobInsight | You could post it to alt.perverted.dog.binaries | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| BobInsight | Who wants blooper.wav? | |
| BobInsight | Everyone. | |
| -BobInsight- BING! | ||
| superspy | dammit | |
| *** Mars changes topic to '"Bam bum bum bum bum... BING!" ' | ||
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| superspy | I think I had tracked down EJ's home phone number, until I read her bio which states that she's in college | |
| Goku | Hehe | |
| Goku | Hehe | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks for the blooper wave Bob. | |
| BobInsight | Oh.. He's dead. | |
| DarkonZero | The 2 k of it. | |
| BobInsight | Everyone else got it. | |
| BobInsight | You're just trying to be special. | |
| superspy | name: Jennifer B Hill-1 | |
| superspy | : Hill-1, Jennifer B | |
| superspy | class: Senior | |
| superspy | college: College of Arts and Sciences | |
| superspy | email: Jennifer.B.Hill-1@ou.edu | |
| superspy | home_address: 1301 Creekside Dr No. 170 | |
| superspy | : Norman, OK | |
| superspy | : 73071 | |
| superspy | home_phone: 4477964 | |
| Goku | LOL! | |
| Goku | How did you do that! | |
| DarkonZero | Welll... | |
| superspy | it's really a shame that people make so much of their personal information available | |
| * BobInsight send out a wav he just made. | ||
| DarkonZero | They are now just talking sex..... | |
| superspy | Ku, just some creative detective work -- nothing really special | |
| DarkonZero | Damn....if Bob could hack and change her grades. | |
| * BobInsight can get everything up to a SS#, if you wish. | ||
| superspy | how, bob? | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| BobInsight | Magic. | |
| superspy | hmmm | |
| * superspy ponders calling the OU switchboard and getting her campus phone number | ||
| BobInsight | DZ, neat, eh? | |
| superspy | then we can have some fun | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah Bob... | |
| DarkonZero | You spinning your mic. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| BobInsight | I said stuff at the end. | |
| DarkonZero | Now they're calling everyone in ratmm dorks. | |
| superspy | ratmm? | |
| DarkonZero | Well...just EJ. | |
| DarkonZero | The MST3K newsgroup. | |
| BobInsight | Those guys aren't even MSTies. | |
| BobInsight | Sheesh. | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| BobInsight | Real MSTies record wavs like that. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| superspy | god, her writing samples make Jewel look like a pulitzer prize winner | |
| Goku | Heheh | |
| Goku | Bob can you really change her grades? are you a master haxor? | |
| * superspy creates a vendetta against EJ | ||
| BobInsight | Well, Ku, THIS will answer your question... | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| superspy | http://www.theshop.net/jcorley/nez.html | |
| Goku | No, that just annoyed me | |
| superspy | BLACKMAIL! | |
| BobInsight | I know. | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| superspy | christ, bob! I've got headphones on! | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| Goku | HEhEE! | |
| BobInsight | AHAHAHAHA! | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| BobInsight | AHAHAHAHA! | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
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| * Sound request: can't find 'smart.wav' | ||
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
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| Goku | Bob, if you did, notice her saying Hello Jen Hill at 1301 Creekside Dr., checked your grades lately? | |
| Goku | SHe would freak out hehe | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | Man...they have the most boring convos.....we have boring ones too.....but not as bad. | |
| BobInsight | I don't think I could do that, but I could find her parents... Probably. | |
| superspy | already did that, bob | |
| Goku | Hehe, then we take them out! | |
| Goku | Right? | |
| superspy | hmmm, wait | |
| superspy | the address doesn't jive with what's on the OU page | |
| BobInsight | spy gots all the ends covered, he does. | |
| BobInsight | "[ Yoda needs to lay off the DoS attacks. ]" | |
| superspy | hehe | |
| BobInsight | Gawd, I love that line. | |
| Goku | I dare you to msg her saying Hello Jen Hill at 1301 Creekside Dr. No. 170, I'll be calling you shortle ar 447-7964, I even might visit too | |
| Goku | -e | |
| Goku | +y | |
| * BobInsight does a reverse lookup of that number. | ||
| superspy | wait | |
| superspy | that could be a campus # | |
| superspy | hold on | |
| Goku | k | |
| superspy | hmmm | |
| superspy | off campus apartment? | |
| DarkonZero | CRAP! | |
| BobInsight | spy, phonelosers.com has all PI tools in one handy package. | |
| superspy | neato! | |
| * superspy checks it out | ||
| DarkonZero | They're now bashing De. | |
| BobInsight | It's one of the left-hand links. | |
| superspy | what?! | |
| BobInsight | Errr... | |
| BobInsight | spy, phonelosers.org has all PI tools in one handy package. | |
| superspy | what're they saying about de? | |
| BobInsight | Yes, paste. | |
| BobInsight | DOOOOOOOOO IT! | |
| DarkonZero | Hold on.... | |
| BobInsight | I WILL DO NO SUCH THING! | |
| DarkonZero | It was only one line or so.... | |
| DarkonZero | <THX-1138> Yes, don't spill that info while SPIES are in the room | |
| DarkonZero | <TLister> The union prevents that doesn't it? | |
| DarkonZero | <THX-1138> I hear DeRaptor wanted to go 45 minutes on Laodovik though | |
| DarkonZero | <TLister> Although it might run them off. | |
| DarkonZero | -> -THX-1138- We know more than you think...... | |
| DarkonZero | *** Ghoul-ku has left #MST-HomeGame | |
| DarkonZero | <TLister> that's a reallll shame. | |
| DarkonZero | <THX-1138> Yep. All the hot talk of 45 minute action must make them want to get their jerks on and cry | |
| DarkonZero | <THX-1138> They wish they had more hooooooors than deraptor | |
| BobInsight | soy, which area code? | |
| superspy | it seems norman, ok is 405 | |
| Goku | PI? | |
| BobInsight | Mannix! | |
| BobInsight | "Hey, guys! I saw this on Mannix once! BA-DAH! BA-DAH!" | |
| DarkonZero | Here's another one. | |
| superspy | ugh | |
| DarkonZero | <THX-1138> Loadovik told me he wants to get one so he can look at his nude DeRaptor fakes in high quality | |
| * superspy decides to take a nap | ||
| BobInsight | "Hey, guys! I saw this on Mannix once! BA-DAH! BA-DAH!" | |
| DarkonZero | <THX-1138> Remember when Load came in here and started complaining about Servo911 stealing deraptor away from him before he could ask her out? How sad was he? | |
| DarkonZero | <TLister> It's all about resolution | |
| * superspy adds THX to his shitlist... | ||
| * BobInsight will BRB: Calling "Jen." | ||
| DarkonZero | Hehe! | |
| Goku | HEEHHE!!!! | |
| Goku | record it!! | |
| *** BobInsight has quit IRC (Throughout this handbook, the term 'thumb print' will be used to mean a thumb print or finger print, if you have no thumbs.) | ||
| Goku | LMAO! | |
| DarkonZero | I just told her.... | |
| DarkonZero | -> -EJ- expect a phone call. | |
| Goku | paste it | |
| Goku | HEHE! | |
| DarkonZero | <EJ> I want to be able to hang my TV on the wall. Or on the ceiling. Even better. I'd never have to get my ass out of bed. | |
| DarkonZero | -> -EJ- Do you ever? | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | I would really like to say HUZZAH! | |
| Goku | She hasn't seemed to answer the phone | |
| Goku | she is still typing | |
| * superspy loves the internet | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| superspy | lesse what I can dig up on 'ku (kidding) | |
| Goku | What are you upto spy | |
| DarkonZero | This is fun. | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| Goku | Go ahead | |
| Goku | I don't really care, if it's there it's there | |
| superspy | nah, the only reason I was able to get as far as I did with Jen was because she posted her home town, college, etc. on her flippin' website | |
| superspy | christ, people are stupid | |
| Goku | Hehe | |
| superspy | and her parents' names, to boot! | |
| Goku | Hhehe | |
| DarkonZero | She's a dumb one. | |
| Goku | I tell people my town all the time, but only people I trust....and because I love saying it | |
| superspy | and -- pardon me for sounding "male" -- not very attractive | |
| superspy | well, unfortunately, all I have to do is give out my url and people can theoretically call my dorm room | |
| superspy | lemme check something, actually... | |
| Goku | whast your URL?! | |
| Goku | I ahven't seenyour site | |
| DarkonZero | <TLister> I guess she changed the channel | |
| DarkonZero | <THX-1138> <Lodovik> De can't even do good web design. You should look at her pages because they aren't centered right. | |
| DarkonZero | <Goku> Wb | |
| DarkonZero | -> -TLister- She loves you you big load. | |
| DarkonZero | *** TLister sets mode: +v EJ | |
| DarkonZero | <THX-1138> That's the anger of a someone whose love has been rejected | |
| DarkonZero | <EJ> Pushed the wrong button. | |
| DarkonZero | <EJ> I meant to turn off the porn. | |
| DarkonZero | <TLister> Did you "finish" already? | |
| DarkonZero | And I thought I was bad. | |
| DarkonZero | <EJ> yeah, it takes me like 5 hours. | |
| DarkonZero | <THX-1138> That's because you're a real woman | |
| DarkonZero | <THX-1138> Not like DeRaptor who Loadovik claims is "a cheap whore." | |
| DarkonZero | <EJ> It's all that hot porn. | |
| DarkonZero | De's gonna flip. | |
| superspy | DZ, tell THX that his screen isn't big enough -- de's site is for 1024 and above | |
| *** BobInsight has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | If she sees the log. | |
| Goku | Hi Bob | |
| Goku | did you call? | |
| BobInsight | Drat. Got a "Your number could not be completed as dialed..." | |
| Goku | Damn | |
| BobInsight | I think it's busy. | |
| Goku | Area code? | |
| BobInsight | Because... | |
| BobInsight | Breanne Hill | |
| BobInsight | 1301 Creekside Dr | |
| BobInsight | Norman, OK 73071 | |
| BobInsight | That's what the reverse lookup came up with. | |
| Goku | Um... a 1 infront of the area code? | |
| Goku | or maybe she only has one phone line | |
| DarkonZero | <TLister> I hear she's easy, that deraptor | |
| DarkonZero | <EJ> She's very easy. | |
| DarkonZero | * Goku watches Starship Troopers CG show...better than the movie | |
| DarkonZero | <EJ> I hear she's also a life destroying liar | |
| DarkonZero | <THX-1138> That's why Loadovik said she chose sentroid over him | |
| DarkonZero | <THX-1138> Remember when Load came in here and started ranting about how the HomeGame has such dedicated people? | |
| DarkonZero | <TLister> Loado wants a real relationship, while 911 is all about the hoooors | |
| BobInsight | Breanne Hill | |
| BobInsight | 1301 Creekside Dr | |
| BobInsight | Norman, OK 73071 | |
| BobInsight | Phone: 405-447-7964 | |
| DarkonZero | <THX-1138> Remember when he called those other deep13 people traitors and "assholes that would sell their own sisters and mothers into the slave trade?" | |
| BobInsight | There we go. | |
| DarkonZero | They're mostlt talking of Lodo. | |
| Goku | Bob | |
| Goku | She's getting offline | |
| Goku | and maybe a 1- | |
| BobInsight | Oh? | |
| Goku | you have to have one to call with area codes here | |
| BobInsight | <ChimpAsJudgeJudy> DO I HAVE STUPID WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?! | |
| BobInsight | Ku, don't ever tell ME about phones or I will proceed to harm you... somehow. | |
| Goku | Hehe | |
| Goku | Ok | |
| Goku | Are you a phone expert? | |
| BobInsight | Very much so. | |
| Goku | Cool | |
| Goku | What can ya do? | |
| BobInsight | Why do you ask? | |
| Goku | Cause it sounds cool | |
| BobInsight | Is she off yet? | |
| DarkonZero | She is... | |
| Goku | off of mIRC | |
| DarkonZero | But she said she uses a cable modem | |
| DarkonZero | So try calling again. | |
| BobInsight | Did you /whois her? | |
| DarkonZero | Nope.... | |
| BobInsight | Ah. | |
| BobInsight | Okay, then. BRB. | |
| *** BobInsight has quit IRC (Throughout this handbook, the term 'thumb print' will be used to mean a thumb print or finger print, if you have no thumbs.) | ||
| DarkonZero | They finally kicked me. | |
| superspy | lasted longer than I did :) | |
| superspy | 'ku: I have two urls -- here's one the not so boring one (still under construction, so shaddup) | |
| DarkonZero | Well....I couldn't say anything....though I never tried. | |
| superspy | http://www.rpi.edu/~sabler/iacon/ | |
| DarkonZero | I gotta find out the HomeGame key.... | |
| DarkonZero | Then we shall take over.... | |
| DarkonZero | Well....or just vandalize. | |
| Goku | COOL PAGE! | |
| Goku | I wrote to Bob Skir | |
| Goku | I forget what about | |
| superspy | change the topic to "EJ can't write her way out of a 1st grade class" | |
| DarkonZero | LOL | |
| superspy | did he answer? | |
| DarkonZero | Ku must be bored to death now in HomeGame.... | |
| Goku | I am trying to defend De | |
| DarkonZero | That noble.... | |
| DarkonZero | I wish I could see what's going on. | |
| superspy | as do I | |
| Goku | <Goku> I'm not interested with any ladies online | |
| Goku | <THX-1138> That's why you lose | |
| Goku | <THX-1138> Then again I don't blame you, what with the sad choice you have in deep13 | |
| Goku | <TLister> We have real women here. | |
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| superspy | EJ's a real woman? | |
| superspy | <shudder> | |
| BobInsight | Okay... The first time I dialed the wrong aread code. | |
| Goku | wb | |
| BobInsight | This time, I actuall- Thanks. | |
| Goku | Hehe | |
| superspy | yes, bob? | |
| BobInsight | This time, I actually got a message. But I couldn't make it out. | |
| superspy | what'd it sa---oh | |
| Goku | Hehee | |
| BobInsight | It was another "Beee booo baaa." | |
| Goku | did it ring? | |
| BobInsight | Wanna hear? | |
| Goku | sure | |
| DarkonZero | Sure.... | |
| superspy | 'kay | |
| BobInsight | It IS a real number. | |
| BobInsight | Just may not be in service now. | |
| Goku | super that Beast Machines site of yours really kicks ass | |
| Goku | nice web design | |
| BobInsight | Or not accessible via BroadPoint. | |
| superspy | and broadpoint is? | |
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| BobInsight | Magic. | |
| superspy | hehe | |
| BobInsight | You listen to ads, they give you free LD. | |
| superspy | can you sorta, maybe, kinda elaborate? | |
| BobInsight | It saves alot of trouble. | |
| superspy | neat | |
| superspy | thanks, ku. now I just need to find time to actually finish the damn thing | |
| BobInsight | This way I don't have to break into a neighbor's telco box. | |
| Goku | heh | |
| Goku | Hehee | |
| superspy | but don't you miss the old days? | |
| superspy | :) | |
| DarkonZero | !BobIshmael jen.wav | |
| BobInsight | You mean, last month? | |
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| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| -> *BobInsight* !BobInsight jen.wav | ||
| * BobInsight ponders trespassing just for old time's sake. | ||
| Goku | hehehe | |
| BobInsight | Of course, there's an off-duty cop who lives across the street, but who cares? | |
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| Goku | 8,1Quote added: 6,8 <BobInsight> This way I don't have to break into a neighbor's telco box. <superspy> but don't you miss the old days? <BobInsight> You mean, last month? | |
| DarkonZero | Nice quote catch Ku. | |
| DarkonZero | gquote, search tricky | |
| Goku | Quote containing tricky: 7,2<Goku> I'm sick like Nixon was sick <Goku> My defeated heart keeps beating on <Goku> I won't die, like Chuckie won't die... <DarkonZero> Oh...I thought you meant...reffering yourself as "Tricky Dick". | |
| BobInsight | Where's that from? | |
| BobInsight | IMUS IN THE MORNING! | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| Goku | I always watch that! | |
| superspy | imus? | |
| Goku | Not sure why | |
| superspy | ... | |
| superspy | oh crap | |
| BobInsight | I did, until I stopped watching TV. | |
| * superspy has stayed up all night again | ||
| BobInsight | No! | |
| DarkonZero | D'oH! | |
| Goku | SO DID I! | |
| BobInsight | Don't leave! | |
| DarkonZero | AND I! | |
| BobInsight | We can still harrass someone else! | |
| BobInsight | Find someone else's name and number! | |
| superspy | no. I wanna harass EJ | |
| DarkonZero | I got to go to work in a few hours. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| * BobInsight has to go to work in... 11 hours. | ||
| DarkonZero | Not till 930. | |
| BobInsight | 10 and a half, really. | |
| BobInsight | Mine's at 1400. | |
| superspy | that medical supply place, bob? | |
| BobInsight | Yep. | |
| BobInsight | www.yesican.com | |
| Goku | Prank calls are always fun | |
| DarkonZero | Truly | |
| BobInsight | I figure I can make a better page for them in exchange for a raise. | |
| * superspy is completely free on fridays, but he's gotten about 3 hours of sleep in the past 39 hours | ||
| * BobInsight wishes he had his second line here. | ||
| superspy | well, 4 if you count my 2-4pm class.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'll lay off HomeLame for a few weeks then I'll strike again. | |
| BobInsight | Jen's last name was "Hill," right? | |
| superspy | yep | |
| BobInsight | And what was her page, again? | |
| superspy | at least according to her page | |
| BobInsight | And according to http://kevdb.infospace.com/_1_4JV9TH202FUYGUC_info_info/kevdb?kcfg=US&otmpl=%2Fres%2Fr1.html&qfm=P&qk=10&enter=Search+for+Phone+Number&qp=405-447-7964 | |
| superspy | who had her url? | |
| superspy | dz? | |
| BobInsight | Ku. | |
| BobInsight | I think. | |
| * superspy wonders if he can pull this off.... | ||
| BobInsight | Pull what off? | |
| DarkonZero | I had it.... | |
| * superspy ponders becoming a double-agent | ||
| superspy | spy on homelame, earn their trust, etc. | |
| Goku | I called about 15 golf courses one night playing the clip from Happy Gilmore on thier answering maching....4 of tehm answered must live on the course "I saw two naked bikers of Rt. 10 haveing sex! how am I suppose to putt with that!" | |
| BobInsight | Maybe, but not tonight. | |
| BobInsight | Wouldn't seem right. | |
| superspy | of course, bob | |
| Goku | Then I called every Wal-Mart around here too and kept asking them to find items | |
| BobInsight | Ah. Just makin' sure. | |
| DarkonZero | http://www.theshop.net/jcorley | |
| superspy | that's it | |
| Goku | I could earn thier trust | |
| Goku | easy | |
| DarkonZero | You already have Ku. | |
| superspy | that's right.... | |
| superspy | he has... | |
| * superspy glares at 'ku | ||
| DarkonZero | I always mess up. | |
| DarkonZero | Ku doesn't take sides..... | |
| DarkonZero | He's neutral | |
| Goku | No no | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| Goku | I like Deep13 alot more than Homegame | |
| DarkonZero | Ah.... | |
| Goku | but I don't hate Homegame | |
| DarkonZero | I see..... | |
| DarkonZero | I still ansd always trust Ku's judgement. | |
| Goku | Thanks :) | |
| DarkonZero | You're welcome. | |
| DarkonZero | I took a side cause I liked the side I'm on. | |
| DarkonZero | Though I really don't have a good reason to hate the other groups. | |
| BobInsight | http://www.theshop.net/jcorley/072199.jpg | |
| * BobInsight gags. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
| BobInsight | What a pleasant woman. | |
| superspy | hehe | |
| Goku | AGH! | |
| DarkonZero | Don't look at med1.jpg | |
| Goku | WHY DID YOU PASTE THAT!!!! | |
| superspy | ahhh! | |
| * superspy looked at med1 | ||
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DarkonZero | BOB! | |
| DarkonZero | WHY!?!?! | |
| superspy | http://www.theshop.net/jcorley/EJbreasts.JPG | |
| * superspy passes out, choking on his own vomit | ||
| Goku | is http://www.theshop.net/jcorley/EJbreasts.JPG the same person? | |
| Goku | It looks so diferent | |
| superspy | http://www.theshop.net/jcorley/EJleer.jpg | |
| superspy | *shudder* | |
| BobInsight | http://www.theshop.net/jcorley/webcam.html | |
| DarkonZero | Do not look at EJnose.jpg | |
| BobInsight | Here we see the elusive Jen trying to remember if she left the iron on." | |
| BobInsight | "Here we see the elusive Jen trying to remember if she left the iron on." | |
| BobInsight | S'better. | |
| DarkonZero | Ironf has the hots for her! | |
| Goku | Hehee | |
| superspy | "Here we see the elusive Jen trying to get it on with Ironf" | |
| superspy | <smirk> | |
| BobInsight | Okay, people. Let's not stoop to their level. | |
| superspy | sorry, sorry | |
| superspy | you're right, bob. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| BobInsight | Next thing I know you'll be calling De a "hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor." | |
| DarkonZero | Look at EJportrait.jpg.....then laugh. | |
| BobInsight | And calling DZ a "ray-tard." | |
| superspy | thx called me a ray-tard | |
| superspy | whatever that is | |
| BobInsight | Oh. | |
| BobInsight | And calling spy a "ray-tard." | |
| DarkonZero | They're trying to be original....like the recipe. | |
| superspy | dammit, dz | |
| superspy | now I want some fried chicken | |
| BobInsight | Which recipe is that? | |
| Goku | THX is argueing that Every room I go in is going to die out becuase no one only goes in there and you have to devote your attention to one room | |
| superspy | well, let's just say that THX was--no, I mustn't sink to their level.... | |
| * BobInsight looks at EJPortrait.jpg | ||
| BobInsight | Whoever drew that is in some serious denial. | |
| superspy | my thoughts exactly, bob | |
| BobInsight | DAMN! I WISH I HAD SOME DECENT HTML EDITORS! | |
| BobInsight | Can't stand notepad anymore. | |
| superspy | cuteHTML is good, bob | |
| superspy | not wysiwyg, just raw text with color-coded tags and the ability to save directly to html | |
| superspy | I lufei t | |
| superspy | lufe it, even | |
| BobInsight | Well, I got so used to using WYSIWYGs, I can't touch anything else. | |
| DarkonZero | And you can make your pages work for almost all browsers. | |
| BobInsight | It's really pathetic. | |
| DarkonZero | I got cuteHTML....but haven't used it yet. | |
| superspy | let go of it, bob | |
| superspy | let go of your wysiwyg ways | |
| superspy | by god man, you use UNIX | |
| superspy | ACT LIKE IT | |
| DarkonZero | I've been using Frontpage Express......which is sorta crap. | |
| BobInsight | But... But.. | |
| * superspy glares at bob | ||
| BobInsight | It's like a drug. I can't stop. | |
| BobInsight | I need a WYSIWYG DeTox. | |
| superspy | don't make me get ma' gun | |
| * superspy shoots Bob's copy of Frontpage | ||
| superspy | http://www.download.com -- search for cutehtml | |
| superspy | don't worry bob, we're here to help | |
| superspy | the first step is to admit you have a problem, you know | |
| BobInsight | No... I don't have any WYSIWYGs since I formatted the ol' HD. | |
| BobInsight | But I've been searching for ones. | |
| DarkonZero | Or goto www.globalscape.com | |
| BobInsight | Jen's in OK, right? | |
| superspy | yes'm | |
| Goku | Yeah | |
| DarkonZero | EJ has a "pie" face......it's totally round. | |
| BobInsight | And I think I've lost my eye for HTML, too. | |
| superspy | eye? | |
| BobInsight | Hill, Jennifer | |
| BobInsight | W Of City, | |
| BobInsight | Anadarko, OK 73005 | |
| BobInsight | (405)247-7625 | |
| BobInsight | Free Internet Access Email, Maps,and What's NearbySM | |
| BobInsight | ePhotos | |
| Goku | <THX-1138> That's why you go to different rooms at the same time? Sounds like you can't stand to be in the same room with each other | |
| Goku | <Goku> No, sounds like I can have two conversations at once, it's not that hard, I am in the Deep13 conversation right now too | |
| Goku | <THX-1138> Yes, so the people in deep13 obviously do not deserve your full attention | |
| Goku | <THX-1138> You clearly are united | |
| BobInsight | eCard | |
| Goku | <Goku> They are getting as much of my attention as needed | |
| BobInsight | flowers | |
| Goku | <THX-1138> Precisely. | |
| BobInsight | Try me | |
| Goku | <Goku> Maybe I am some super human that can do | |
| BobInsight | Hill, Jennifer | |
| BobInsight | E Of City, | |
| BobInsight | Catoosa, OK 74015 | |
| BobInsight | (918)266-4650 | |
| BobInsight | Free Internet Access Email, Maps,and What's NearbySM | |
| BobInsight | ePhotos | |
| BobInsight | eCard | |
| BobInsight | flowers | |
| BobInsight | Try me | |
| BobInsight | Hill, Jennifer | |
| BobInsight | E Of City, | |
| BobInsight | Catoosa, OK 74017 | |
| BobInsight | (918)266-4650 | |
| BobInsight | Free Internet Access Email, Maps,and What's NearbySM | |
| BobInsight | ePhotos | |
| BobInsight | eCard | |
| BobInsight | flowers | |
| BobInsight | Try me | |
| BobInsight | Hill, Jennifer | |
| BobInsight | GAH! | |
| BobInsight | SORRY! | |
| * BobInsight ponders calling up all those and asking for "Jennifer Lyn Hill." | ||
| BobInsight | Do any of you have Caller ID? | |
| superspy | on my cell, that's 'bout it | |
| DarkonZero | I do. | |
| BobInsight | Can I call it using BroadPoint, spy? | |
| BobInsight | Or DZ? | |
| superspy | it's charging | |
| DarkonZero | Go ahead. | |
| BobInsight | Which number? I know I have it, but don't feel like finding it. | |
| superspy | I've gotta go | |
| superspy | later | |
| BobInsight | Awwwwwww. | |
| BobInsight | STAAAAAAAY! | |
| superspy | no | |
| BobInsight | Fine. | |
| BobInsight | LEEEEEEEAVE! | |
| DarkonZero | Bye spy! | |
| BobInsight | Adidas, soy. | |
| * superspy resists the calls of Bob | ||
| superspy | no | |
| BobInsight | And I'll BRB: Calling DZ | |
| superspy | I must go | |
| BobInsight | Okay. | |
| BobInsight | Bye. | |
| Goku | Bye | |
| *** superspy has left #deep13 | ||
| BobInsight | HEY! | |
| BobInsight | Wattajoik. | |
| BobInsight | Anyhow, BRB | |
| *** BobInsight has quit IRC (Throughout this handbook, the term 'thumb print' will be used to mean a thumb print or finger print, if you have no thumbs.) | ||
| *** superspy has left IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | Well....that's a first....Bob callin' my home. | |
| Goku | Is he? | |
| DarkonZero | He just did. | |
| Goku | What did he say? | |
| DarkonZero | He asked if his nuber is getting picked up by my caller ID. | |
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| DarkonZero | BOB! | |
| BobInsight | DZ, was it just me or was that REALLY akward? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah....sorta | |
| BobInsight | Yeah.. It's that real life stuff, I can't deal with it. | |
| DarkonZero | Too weird. | |
| BobInsight | It's all shiny and rough. | |
| BobInsight | I could try again, but it'd probably be ven more akward. | |
| DarkonZero | Luckily you didn't wake my brother. | |
| BobInsight | I'd kick his ass! | |
| BobInsight | Tell him I said that. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| DarkonZero | If he wakes up and I remember. | |
| BobInsight | I'll teach that smug bastard. | |
| DarkonZero | Luckily we don't have netcams Bob.... | |
| DarkonZero | That'd be even more awkward. | |
| BobInsight | Exactly. | |
| BobInsight | Oh, yes. | |
| BobInsight | Very much so. | |
| DarkonZero | Though I really want one. | |
| * BobInsight imagines himself staring blankly at the camera and waving. | ||
| BobInsight | "Uh... DZ?" | |
| BobInsight | "Yeah." | |
| BobInsight | "Is my number showing up?" | |
| BobInsight | "No, says 'Unavailible.'" | |
| BobInsight | "Okay, cool." | |
| DarkonZero | You got it all recorded or what? | |
| BobInsight | Should I have? | |
| BobInsight | I wasn't too enthused with that call. | |
| DarkonZero | Me either. | |
| BobInsight | We'll just forget it ever happened. | |
| BobInsight | Agreed? | |
| Goku | I know it did! | |
| Goku | I will never forget! | |
| * BobInsight eyes Ku. | ||
| BobInsight | Did you call my VMB, Ku? | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot you VMB # ..... | |
| BobInsight | 1-UPSCALE-195. | |
| Goku | No | |
| Goku | eheh | |
| BobInsight | Could you, Ku? | |
| Goku | Yes | |
| BobInsight | Now? | |
| Goku | No.. | |
| BobInsight | Please? | |
| Goku | What should I say! | |
| DarkonZero | Luckily I have 2 phone lines. | |
| BobInsight | "Bob is a really great guy." | |
| BobInsight | I'm trying to get a chorus of that. | |
| * BobInsight ponders calling DZ up again and being amusing. | ||
| BobInsight | I could call you | |
| BobInsight | Erp. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
| Goku | Hehe | |
| BobInsight | I could call you "old man" and threaten to beat up your brother. | |
| Goku | How about I make a sound file and send it too you | |
| DarkonZero | You could do that. | |
| BobInsight | Ku, just call. | |
| BobInsight | DO IT! | |
| BobInsight | NO! | |
| BobInsight | NOW! | |
| Goku | NO! | |
| BobInsight | Oh. | |
| BobInsight | Okay. | |
| Goku | I hate the phone | |
| Goku | I am phonaphobic | |
| BobInsight | The phone is out friend. | |
| BobInsight | OUR! | |
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| BobInsight | I don't like the phone when it rings. | |
| BobInsight | Annoying thing. | |
| BobInsight | "Meanwhile, Ness and his men..." | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | D'OH! | |
| BobInsight | DZ, if I called, could you wake up your brother and say "It's for you?" | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| BobInsight | Please? | |
| DarkonZero | He'd get pissed at me. | |
| DarkonZero | And that's a bad thing. | |
| BobInsight | He's a YOUNGER brother, right? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...but still. | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| BobInsight | Therefore, you can pummel him. Nature says so. | |
| BobInsight | Right? | |
| DarkonZero | I did tell him that.....once.....I got grounded for it., | |
| BobInsight | Besides you could always say "I don't know who it was. They just asked to speak to you." | |
| BobInsight | I really want to threaten your brother. It'll be amusing for all. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm recording your Walter Winchell sound you wanted.... | |
| BobInsight | That's all well and good, but what about your brother? | |
| Goku | Yeah! | |
| DarkonZero | Damn.... | |
| Goku | Bob death threat DZ's brother | |
| DarkonZero | No death threat.... | |
| Goku | Say I know where you live and I'm coming to kill you!! | |
| DarkonZero | He's touchy about that. | |
| BobInsight | I'll just say "(Name), I saw you coming out or (Place of employment). You're the bastard the dinged my Mercedes!" | |
| BobInsight | "You're going to pay for that!" | |
| DarkonZero | Now that's good.... | |
| BobInsight | Then he'll say something like "What?" | |
| DarkonZero | But I don't think I can wake him up. | |
| BobInsight | Then I'll just go on a cussing streak. | |
| DarkonZero | He's totally out. | |
| BobInsight | Damn. When will he be awake? | |
| DarkonZero | He'll just mumble to you. | |
| BobInsight | THAT'S FUNNY! | |
| DarkonZero | Or drop the hone. | |
| BobInsight | LET ME TALK TO HIM! | |
| DarkonZero | phone even... | |
| BobInsight | C'mon! Let me call! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | Call. | |
| BobInsight | And speak to your brother. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| BobInsight | Okay? | |
| BobInsight | Really? | |
| DarkonZero | You got to record it. | |
| BobInsight | Sure, let me tape the mic to the phone. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.....no threats...just try selling him something. | |
| BobInsight | Fine... Can I sell him Sponge? | |
| BobInsight | Maybe O' | |
| DarkonZero | Sure.... | |
| BobInsight | DAMN! | |
| Goku | Bob want to hear my crappy voice? | |
| BobInsight | Maybe I'll just ask him if he's happy with his current LD provider. | |
| Goku | And remember I am sick, so it's a little ff | |
| BobInsight | Sure, Ku. | |
| BobInsight | A little Final Fanatasy? A little Fear Factory? | |
| BobInsight | Foo Fighters? | |
| BobInsight | What, man!? Speak up! | |
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| BobInsight | You sound Johnny Carson in that one. | |
| * BobInsight tries to figure out what he'll say to DZ's brother. | ||
| BobInsight | What's his name, btw? | |
| DarkonZero | Eddie.....call him Edwin though. | |
| DarkonZero | Sound more professional. | |
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| BobInsight | Same last name? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes.... | |
| DarkonZero | Jr. too | |
| Goku | Anyhting else you want me to say Bob? | |
| BobInsight | Not for the time being. | |
| Goku | Ok | |
| Goku | Hehe | |
| BobInsight | Damn... What do they usually ask? | |
| BobInsight | "I'm calling with MCI..." | |
| BobInsight | And then what? | |
| BobInsight | (I'm going to call him Mr. Barver, btw) | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe,,,' | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....lets get crackin' before my parents get home. | |
| * BobInsight tries to think. | ||
| BobInsight | What do MCI guys usually say? | |
| DarkonZero | Wing it. | |
| BobInsight | Fine. | |
| BobInsight | BRB | |
| DarkonZero | ok | |
| *** BobInsight has quit IRC (Throughout this handbook, the term 'thumb print' will be used to mean a thumb print or finger print, if you have no thumbs.) | ||
| Goku | Hehehe | |
| Goku | This should be funny | |
| DarkonZero | This'll be fun. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll brb too.... | |
| Goku | k | |
| DarkonZero | He's sure taking his time. | |
| Goku | Hehe | |
| Goku | Da da da | |
| Goku | Are you going to the con? | |
| Goku | I want to go so bad...but I am going to a wedding the month before and on vacation after that, my parents don't like traveling too much | |
| DarkonZero | I'm possibly going.... | |
| DarkonZero | Depending if I got the money. | |
| Goku | It sucks, ticekts keep getting more expensive, so I want to sign up now | |
| Goku | but don't know if I can go | |
| DarkonZero | It's staying at $45. | |
| Goku | The Homegame was asked to speak at a con hehe | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-huh....sure. | |
| Goku | no MST people there though | |
| Goku | just them | |
| Goku | and another group | |
| DarkonZero | And who said this? | |
| *** BobInsight has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | BOB! | |
| BobInsight | Damnation. | |
| BobInsight | It cut off right as he answered me. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry for hanging up. | |
| Goku | They said it when I was in ther | |
| Goku | e | |
| BobInsight | S'allright. | |
| DarkonZero | He warned me not to pick up the phone. | |
| DarkonZero | My brother. | |
| BobInsight | Right after I asked him if he wanted to change his LD carrier he said "Uh... No, not at this time. | |
| BobInsight | Right after I asked him if he wanted to change his LD carrier he said "Uh... No, not at this time." | |
| BobInsight | Then I said, "Not at this time, huh? Well, thanks for the time." | |
| DarkonZero | I overheard.... | |
| DarkonZero | I was listening. | |
| BobInsight | Ah. | |
| BobInsight | Well, in that case, that was for Ku's information. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....try using the AcidWAV prog I sent ya... | |
| BobInsight | I need to call him tomorrow and say "It's two funny fun according to my cog." | |
| BobInsight | Oh, yeah. Forgot all about that. | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| BobInsight | "Recordin'" | |
| BobInsight | I need to prounounce my Gs more. | |
| BobInsight | Can YOU guess where it cut off? | |
| Goku | I am too lazy while talking | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| BobInsight | "Recordin', y'all." | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| Goku | HEHE! | |
| DarkonZero | I can tell... | |
| BobInsight | You can tell what now? | |
| DarkonZero | But not totally noticable | |
| Goku | Bob can annoy you through tellemarketing, freelance of course | |
| BobInsight | Can I? I just did. | |
| Goku | brb | |
| BobInsight | DZ, can I harrass your brother s'more? | |
| Goku | Hehe | |
| Goku | Let him! | |
| DarkonZero | Not now.... | |
| Goku | aww | |
| BobInsight | Tomorrow, then? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...tomowwow. | |
| DarkonZero | My "r" | |
| BobInsight | What'd you think of my performance, Davey (Do you mind if I call you 'Davey?') | |
| DarkonZero | I got used to being called Davey....you might as well. | |
| BobInsight | YAY! | |
| DarkonZero | It was excellent. | |
| BobInsight | Awww. T'weren't nuthin'. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey....call De's parents. | |
| BobInsight | I would... but... I like it when De DOESN'T kill me. | |
| BobInsight | I'm sure you can relate. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
| DarkonZero | But she wouldn't know..... | |
| DarkonZero | If..... | |
| BobInsight | IF?! | |
| DarkonZero | we were devious. | |
| BobInsight | Ah. | |
| DarkonZero | Just this once. | |
| BobInsight | Yes... But, what if De answered? Then what, eh? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | Bail. | |
| BobInsight | We run around like girls, screaming? | |
| BobInsight | "Hello?" "OMIGAWD! *click*" | |
| DarkonZero | Hey...that'll work. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey we should get Boz's brothers..... | |
| DarkonZero | Tell 'em that they won a random contest. | |
| BobInsight | Yeah! | |
| BobInsight | From now on you can all refer to me as "Other People's Brothers Harrasser." | |
| DarkonZero | Get all their hopes up.....then kinda crush' em | |
| BobInsight | "Wait.. Is 7502? | |
| BobInsight | "Wait.. Is 7502?" "Yeah." "Oh, sorry. Wrong number." | |
| BobInsight | I suppose I could call Sent. It's early there. | |
| DarkonZero | Tormentor of all who don't know you. | |
| BobInsight | I didn't follow that. | |
| DarkonZero | What's Sent's number again? | |
| Goku | back | |
| Goku | got breakfast | |
| BobInsight | VMB or home? | |
| DarkonZero | KU! | |
| DarkonZero | VMB | |
| Goku | ME! | |
| BobInsight | 1-877-461-2774 | |
| BobInsight | I stole it. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm calling. | |
| Goku | hehe how? | |
| BobInsight | Magic. | |
| Goku | Does heknow? | |
| BobInsight | No. | |
| Goku | Hehe | |
| BobInsight | I drop some pretty obvious hints, too. | |
| BobInsight | "How's your VMB doing?" | |
| BobInsight | "Check it lately?" | |
| BobInsight | "Lately, meaning now." | |
| BobInsight | I used those words exactly. | |
| Goku | like the 'I STOLE YOUR VMB!' sign you stapled to his head? | |
| BobInsight | Yeah, he's really dense. | |
| Goku | Hehe | |
| Goku | Is VMB long distance? | |
| BobInsight | No. Toll free. | |
| BobInsight | 800, 888, and 877 are all free. | |
| * Goku ponders calling | ||
| BobInsight | DZ, call "Sent's" VMB yet? | |
| BobInsight | Hey. Is tomorrow Friday? | |
| Goku | Today it | |
| BobInsight | Oh right. | |
| BobInsight | "Hello?" "OMIGAWD! *click*" | |
| Goku | On "Where a day behing normal earth -earth" it is too | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'omigawd.wav' | ||
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| Goku | hehehe | |
| Goku | who were you calling? | |
| BobInsight | That's what would happen if De answered. | |
| BobInsight | No one. | |
| Goku | Oh I see | |
| BobInsight | It's a hypothetical situation. | |
| Goku | Did you call De? | |
| BobInsight | Imagine a world wit- Nevermind. | |
| DarkonZero | WOO! | |
| BobInsight | No. | |
| BobInsight | Woo? | |
| DarkonZero | I just completed what I said in the given time. | |
| BobInsight | Again, you lost me. | |
| Goku | what did you say? | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| Goku | Jeeze | |
| Goku | Prom is on SciFi no | |
| Goku | w | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....did you change Sent's VMB OGM? | |
| BobInsight | OGM? | |
| * Goku wonders why Prom hates us so much | ||
| DarkonZero | Out going message | |
| BobInsight | You just made up that TLA! | |
| BobInsight | And... uh... Nope. Sure didn't. | |
| BobInsight | And I sure didn't change his password and PIN, either, | |
| BobInsight | And I sure didn't change his password and PIN, either. | |
| BobInsight | That would be wrong. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| Goku | am evil homer! | |
| Goku | am evil homer! | |
| BobInsight | Don't think I have that one. | |
| Goku | am evil homer! | |
| Goku | am evil homer! | |
| BobInsight | Freaking contact. | |
| DarkonZero | Ku...you still in HOmeGame? | |
| Goku | $me sees $nick | |
| Goku | No | |
| Goku | Everyone left | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | What was the last part of the convo about? | |
| BobInsight | I just like the part where I insist his name is "Barver." | |
| DarkonZero | My brother was convinced that it wa real. | |
| Goku | I argued with THX for like 30 min. that Deep13 isn't going to die, and just because I go into another room while in Deep13 doesn't meen I don't care about it | |
| DarkonZero | Ah... | |
| BobInsight | I bet he won't remember that tomorrow. | |
| BobInsight | "Someo- Call- What are you talking about?" | |
| DarkonZero | All the HomeGamer's are single minded. | |
| BobInsight | And ugly. | |
| DarkonZero | That too... | |
| BobInsight | Or is that just Jen? | |
| Goku | Bob, you shoulda said more, like "I'm sorry Mr. Barver, I am just so lonely, and this telemarketing job is so boring, can you love me...PLEASE LOVE ME!" | |
| Goku | You should have said that | |
| BobInsight | YEAH! | |
| BobInsight | CAN I CALL AGAIN, DZ?! | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
| Goku | Call him again tommorow! | |
| Goku | Pretend to me MCI again | |
| Goku | stalking him | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | That would make him hang up quick. | |
| BobInsight | "Remember me? I'm from MCI. I just wanted to say that you got a real sexy voice." | |
| Goku | Hehehe | |
| BobInsight | "What?!" | |
| Goku | Hmm | |
| BobInsight | "I'm calling with the MCI: Sexy Voice plan. Would you like to sign up?" | |
| BobInsight | That'll confuse 'em. | |
| Goku | Should I make "Hi (name)" sounds, and make is so whenever they come in it plays that sound? | |
| DarkonZero | <BobInsight> "I'm calling with the MCI: Sexy Voice plan. Would you like to sign up?" | |
| DarkonZero | That'll work | |
| BobInsight | Actually... Record one and then pass it to me and we'll make a round. | |
| Goku | So should I say, Hi Goku | |
| Goku | ? | |
| Goku | and you say Hi Bob | |
| Goku | or what? | |
| BobInsight | No, no. | |
| BobInsight | Say "Hi name." | |
| Goku | HEHE! | |
| Goku | why? | |
| BobInsight | Then you send it to me and I say "Hi name." | |
| Goku | Hmph | |
| DarkonZero | Uh...I hate to say....I gotta go. | |
| Goku | No! | |
| BobInsight | And then we'll have an annoying chorus. | |
| Goku | Aww c ya | |
| BobInsight | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| BobInsight | DON'T LEAVE ME, DADDY! | |
| Goku | It's an easy script I think | |
| Goku | just | |
| BobInsight | DADDy, DON'T LEAVE! | |
| DarkonZero | I need sleep. | |
| BobInsight | DON'T ABANDON ME! | |
| DarkonZero | Or I'll be irate at people later. | |
| Goku | on 1:JOIN:#:/sound $nick $+ .wav | |
| BobInsight | Ku, I thought you meant a wav. | |
| Goku | Yeah | |
| Goku | so whenever you joined, it would say Hi to you | |
| BobInsight | Record one, send it to me, and I'll show you what I mean. | |
| Goku | Should I say 'Hi name" | |
| Goku | ? | |
| BobInsight | Doesn't matter. | |
| Goku | Does too! | |
| BobInsight | Say "Hi Goku." | |
| DarkonZero | Well...later guys. | |
| BobInsight | Or "Hello Kitty." | |
| BobInsight | NOOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| * BobInsight grabs onto Davey's leg. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok....I'll stay for 10 mins. | |
| * BobInsight gets up. | ||
| BobInsight | No. Leave. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | Later. | |
| BobInsight | Ku, record it in PCM. | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Fri Oct 22 04:51:00 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Fri Oct 22 17:08:12 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '#Deep13' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Fri Oct 22 15:26:30 | ||
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| superspy | DZ! | |
| superspy | we're bored! | |
| DarkonZero | SPY! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm bored too... | |
| DarkonZero | I gotta lay off HomeGame so I can re-estab a new raiding op. | |
| superspy | my vendetta against EJ still stands.... | |
| * MSTManos 10<14GONE10>6 § 10<6Pointless cleaning.10>6 § 10<14Pager On10> | ||
| superspy | she doesn't know it, though. makes it kinda pointless, but damned if my fantasy's gonna be ruined | |
| DarkonZero | I'm with ya friend. | |
| * Cal is away (dinner) | ||
| DarkonZero | Outta all the pics of her...only one is decent. | |
| superspy | no, they're all pretty much indecent :) | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| DarkonZero | Pretty much. | |
| DarkonZero | It was sure fun harassing them last night. | |
| superspy | it was even more fun once I found her phone number | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| superspy | should try that again tonight, maybe bob's "free" cell phone is just screwy on occasion | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| DarkonZero | We should. | |
| Timmyling | Hi DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey Ling. | |
| Timmyling | E...J? | |
| DarkonZero | EvilJen. | |
| DarkonZero | From HomeGame. | |
| Timmyling | Hmmm.. | |
| Timmyling | Ah. | |
| Timmyling | Makes perfect sense now. | |
| * superspy can come up with a few letters to use in place of "J" | ||
| DarkonZero | Enlighten us spy..... | |
| superspy | common decency prevents it, DZ | |
| DarkonZero | Ah.... | |
| DarkonZero | But this is EJ we're talking about.....so you can share. | |
| superspy | well, for starters...remember what I called in im pm last night? | |
| superspy | :) | |
| superspy | and that's gentl | |
| superspy | e | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| * MSTManos 10<14GONE10>6 § 10<6Pointless cleaning.10>6 § 10<14Pager On10> | ||
| Cal | i got to go..bbl | |
| *** Cal has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal has quit IRC (You will all DIE ha ha ah hah hahahahahahahahahahahha) | ||
| superspy | later | |
| *** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
| *** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
| Locdog07 | Hi | |
| superspy | wb, loc | |
| Locdog07 | tanks | |
| Locdog07 | Just came online to say g'night. | |
| Locdog07 | Well, a bit more | |
| Locdog07 | But, a basic g'night | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'blahblah.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Timmyling | Hi Loc. | |
| Locdog07 | hi | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'gazillion.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| superspy | !getfile | |
| superspy | whoops | |
| superspy | wrong channel | |
| superspy | ... | |
| superspy | like that would even WORK | |
| * superspy needs sleep | ||
| *** {Elvira} has joined #deep13 | ||
| superspy | hi elvira | |
| {Elvira} | hello | |
| *** {Elvira} has left #deep13 | ||
| superspy | zoom! | |
| Timmyling | Zoom indeed. | |
| superspy | at least she said hello before she continued | |
| Locdog07 | Well, bye everyone | |
| superspy | ? | |
| superspy | but you just got here | |
| Locdog07 | <Locdog07> Just came online to say g'night. | |
| superspy | .. | |
| superspy | oh | |
| superspy | g'night | |
| Locdog07 | bye | |
| *** Locdog07 has left #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | <TLister> Jen, there is a faster way to stop all this. Will you allow me to work my Kung Fu | |
| DarkonZero | When Ironf talks....it's Dung Flew | |
| *** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
| superspy | hehe | |
| * MSTManos 10<14GONE10>6 § 10<6Pointless cleaning.10>6 § 10<14Pager On10> | ||
| Timmyling | So... | |
| * MSTManos 10<14GONE10>6 § 10<6Pointless cleaning. And dinner. And work. God, I hate my life. Well, sorta...10>6 § 10<14Pager On10> | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh sorry....I was goin over a log from last night. | |
| DarkonZero | So.... | |
| DarkonZero | What shell wee discuss? | |
| DarkonZero | wee to we | |
| DarkonZero | Or...who wants a sound of me and Bob waking up my borther outta pure nonsense? | |
| DarkonZero | borther to brother | |
| superspy | is that the hamlet thing? | |
| DarkonZero | Nope... | |
| DarkonZero | A call to my brother. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob called my house early this morning. | |
| superspy | how did he record a pho-- forget it, it's bob | |
| superspy | I'll take it | |
| DarkonZero | It's not too funny...... | |
| DarkonZero | But here. | |
| Timmyling | I'll take it. | |
| Timmyling | What the heck, I need a laugh after I almost ripped apart #Deep13 today. | |
| * Pump DCC up to 1410065407 bytes | ||
| * Pump DCC up to 999999999 bytes | ||
| DarkonZero | <Timmyling> What the heck, I need a laugh after I almost ripped apart #Deep13 today. | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| superspy | LONG story, DZ | |
| superspy | VERY long | |
| DarkonZero | Oh..... | |
| [Timmyling SOUND] | ||
| Timmyling | Heheh.. | |
| superspy | bob's insane | |
| Timmyling | This is why I didn't call Bob's VMB. | |
| DarkonZero | I had part in it....I wantsome crredit too. | |
| superspy | crap | |
| Timmyling | So he could get my phone #. | |
| superspy | bob wanted me to call his vmb last night | |
| DarkonZero | I gave Bob my # | |
| superspy | I don't care, timmy. the only number he'll get is my dorm room. like hell he's getting my home #, though :) | |
| * MSTManos 10<14GONE10>6 § 10<6Pointless cleaning. And dinner. And work. God, I hate my life. Well, sorta...10>6 § 10<14Pager On10> | ||
| * superspy is noticing a pattern in his newsreader's killfile | ||
| superspy | all the addresses are from aol | |
| superspy | 'magine that | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| * DarkonZero is listening to MP3s....so he maybe a bit occupied. | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Everlong"4,1 | ||
| * MSTManos 6I am 13No Longer 4Away | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey Manos! | |
| DarkonZero | But..... | |
| MSTManos | DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | I gotta go....I'll BBL. | |
| MSTManos | But? | |
| DarkonZero | Later all. | |
| MSTManos | ARGH! | |
| MSTManos | Fine. Leave. | |
| Timmyling | Bye DZ. | |
| superspy | later | |
| DarkonZero | I really gotta go.... | |
| DarkonZero | You know....GO! | |
| MSTManos | I'll just sulk over here... | |
| superspy | so go! | |
| MSTManos | Oh. Go. | |
| DarkonZero | Bye all | |
| Timmyling | Right. | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Fri Oct 22 18:10:19 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Fri Oct 22 18:59:49 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<sarcasm>Did I mention that EvilJen, from HomeGame, is a really great gal?</sarcasm> ' | ||
| *** Set by Mars on Fri Oct 22 19:01:20 | ||
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| MSTManos | DZ!!! | |
| DarkonZero | MANOS! | |
| BobInsight | Speak of the devil's brother. | |
| BobInsight | DZ! | |
| BobInsight | <BobInsight> Listen, I say "recordin'" and "movin'" | |
| BobInsight | <BobInsight> I meant as well say "Y'all." | |
| BobInsight | *** DarkonZero has joined #Deep13 | |
| * Timmyling speculates that DZ's brother thinks that Bob is Tom Green. | ||
| Timmyling | Hi DZ. | |
| MSTManos | Heheh. | |
| BobInsight | I SOUND NOTHING LIKE TOM GREEN! | |
| Timmyling | It would make sense, you know. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey Ling.... | |
| Timmyling | Tom Green would do something like that. | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| BobInsight | No, I just asked Eddie if he wanted to switch LD carriers. I didn't suck a cow's udder. | |
| * MSTManos has an idea for the new server, assuming we get it. | ||
| * BobInsight needs to start paying attention to what he types "<BobInsight> I meant as well say 'Y'all."'" | ||
| BobInsight | Meant to might. | |
| BobInsight | Just assume we do, Manny. | |
| MSTManos | Our ChanBot will be dubbed Mars. | |
| MSTManos | That's my idea. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| BobInsight | Liar. | |
| MSTManos | Like it or not, it's STILL mine. | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| BobInsight | That's my idea and you stole it! | |
| Timmyling | Let's name it Aries. | |
| DarkonZero | I wonder why De's taking so long to enter. | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| Timmyling | Get it? | |
| Timmyling | DZ...don't ask. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| BobInsight | DZ, what does "Keep it as short for as long as possible" mean? | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno. | |
| DarkonZero | Double heg. | |
| MSTManos | GOTTA RUN! | |
| MSTManos | brb | |
| Timmyling | k... | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Manos.... | |
| BobInsight | Adidas! | |
| *** MSTManos has left IRC | ||
| *** MSTManos has quit IRC (I'm runnin' from the law!) | ||
| BobInsight | Um... And the law won? | |
| BobInsight | 'ling, you have edwinbarver.wav, right? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'soundcollage2.wav' | ||
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| *** Mars changes topic to 'The bitch is leaving. ' | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| BobInsight | Huh. | |
| BobInsight | Someone has a password of ours. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| DarkonZero | De left. | |
| * BobInsight changes his PW. | ||
| *** Mars changes topic to '* BobInsight changes his PW. ' | ||
| BobInsight | It could be an op changing the topic. | |
| BobInsight | Though.. | |
| DarkonZero | Once the topic changed....De left. | |
| BobInsight | According to 'ling and Manny, someone waas changing it before. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| Timmyling | The plot thickens.. | |
| DarkonZero | DUHN DUHN DUHN! | |
| BobInsight | So... Either an op who thinks De's a bitch is changing it, or someone who found out an op's password did. | |
| Timmyling | Or De think she's a bitch and is leaving forever. | |
| Timmyling | think? | |
| Timmyling | thinks. | |
| DarkonZero | We'll never know. | |
| DarkonZero | Shall we move on? | |
| * Timmyling hopes the latter isn't true. | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob.....did you send everyone the wav of us acting? | |
| Timmyling | Because that would mean that I caused De to leave. | |
| BobInsight | 'ling never answered me. | |
| DarkonZero | Ling....don't think that. | |
| BobInsight | Why would De suddenly decide to leave after putting up with us for years? | |
| DarkonZero | You mean months. | |
| Timmyling | As I said, it's a long story. | |
| BobInsight | No... She put up with me for a year. And #deep13 is about two years old or so. | |
| BobInsight | I think, anyway. | |
| BobInsight | Well, I have time. | |
| Timmyling | Alright. | |
| BobInsight | And I don't think you said that. | |
| BobInsight | Oh, she's back. | |
| Timmyling | I'll give you the abridged version. | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | Well...she is. | |
| DarkonZero | My damed slow connection. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...damed. | |
| *** Cal is on IRC | ||
| *** Cal has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | CAL! | |
| Cal | Howdy! | |
| Cal | Position of Washing-machine? | |
| DarkonZero | ...... | |
| DarkonZero | WHA!?!?! | |
| Timmyling | De was beating on Loc. Hard. So I stepped in and told her to stop, and I went a little too harsh on her. She almost immedietely left and banned herself. Loc tried to catch her through ICQ but she didn't respond. Now I think she doesn't want to come back to #Deep13 after what I said.. | |
| Cal | oh crap... | |
| DarkonZero | Yeegh! | |
| Timmyling | Yeegh indeed. | |
| Cal | what did you say? | |
| BobInsight | Well, Loc's being going a little overboard lately. | |
| BobInsight | being? | |
| BobInsight | Gawd, I'm an idiot. | |
| BobInsight | BEEN! | |
| BobInsight | Sheesh, I need to try some of that thinking stuff. | |
| DarkonZero | ...... | |
| *** Mars changes topic to '<BobInsight> Sheesh, I need to try some of that thinking stuff. ' | ||
| Timmyling | <Timmyling> Okay, De. That's enough. You're completely devastating Loc. You may hate him, but that's no reason for making him want to kill himself. He's come to IRC to escape his life, where he has to put up with depression 24-7. I don't think he wants to come to IRC to be jerked around. Just cut it out right here and now. Go ahead and kick me if you want, because I'm not sure I ever wanna come back with your hostility in #Deep13. | |
| Timmyling | * DeRaptor blinks. | |
| Timmyling | <DeRaptor> Geez, I'm just playing around. | |
| Timmyling | <Timmyling> And don't play innocent. I've been talking with Loc. | |
| Timmyling | <Timmyling> Right. | |
| Timmyling | <DeRaptor> Ooooh, big whiny guy. I know all about it. | |
| Timmyling | <DeRaptor> "OOOOH, DE HATES ME! Waaaah!" | |
| Cal | whoa | |
| Timmyling | <Timmyling> You're killing him, you know that? | |
| Timmyling | * DeRaptor blinks. | |
| BobInsight | 'ling... No offense to Loc, but he's delusional. | |
| Timmyling | <Timmyling> Ooh, time for the innocent game again. | |
| Timmyling | <Timmyling> I'm disgusted that you could do this. | |
| BobInsight | Seriously, man. Loc has some SERIOUS problems. | |
| Timmyling | And then she left. | |
| Timmyling | True. But De beat on him despite these problems. | |
| Cal | wow | |
| DarkonZero | I'll try to talk to her.... | |
| Timmyling | You don't break a blind horse's legs, if I may use a metaphor. | |
| BobInsight | Because he won't leave her alone. How would YOU like to be virtually (no pun intended) stalked? | |
| BobInsight | I break blind horse's legs all the time. | |
| BobInsight | Is there something WRONG with that? | |
| Timmyling | This is serious, Bob. | |
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| *** MSTManos has left IRC | ||
| *** MSTManos has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarkonZero | ManoS! | |
| BobInsight | Thanks for pointing that out to me, I hadn't noticed. | |
| DarkonZero | Waht the hell?? | |
| Timmyling | Well, I think there's better solutions than telling a depressed person that he has no friends and is whiney. | |
| BobInsight | This has been serious for about 6 months now. | |
| Cal | I'd like to point something out.... | |
| Timmyling | Go ahead, Cal. | |
| BobInsight | 'ling, no offense intended, but you never met Loc. Neither have I. De has. | |
| BobInsight | And, from what I know, Loc won't leave her alone. | |
| BobInsight | He claims he's in love with her and can't sleep because of it. | |
| Timmyling | Yeah, but you know how nervous Loc was before his trip. | |
| Cal | when Loc found out there was a "bad" quake in California he came in here while I was in here... | |
| Cal | He was really worried about De | |
| Timmyling | We're a few steps ahead of you, Cal. | |
| Timmyling | Loc's madly in love with De, if you haven't noticed. | |
| Cal | i know | |
| BobInsight | I'm worried that Loc is going to do something at the Con if De goes. | |
| *** ManosV2 is on IRC | ||
| *** ManosV2 has joined #deep13 | ||
| Timmyling | I'm worried that he might kill himself before the next Con. | |
| DarkonZero | Manos.... | |
| Timmyling | Hi Manny. | |
| ManosV2 | Hello. | |
| ManosV2 | 'Ling? Who do you speak of? (I prolly know.) | |
| Timmyling | You've got 3 guesses and the first two don't count. | |
| Cal | man... | |
| DarkonZero | Damn. | |
| DarkonZero | I tried. | |
| DarkonZero | I only got a "hi" from her. | |
| BobInsight | 'ling, about what you said... You didn't say in the channel, did you? | |
| DarkonZero | I'll try again.....if she comes back on. | |
| Timmyling | What did I say? | |
| Timmyling | I think she's not coming in because I'm in here. | |
| Cal | leave then | |
| Timmyling | I will...but if De comes in, tell her Loc and I are sorry. | |
| * Timmyling takes off for 1/2 an hour. | ||
| *** Timmyling has left IRC | ||
| *** Timmyling has quit IRC (UnitedChat Rules) | ||
| BobInsight | CC, what's YOUR problem? | |
| DarkonZero | Well....to admit....I had (and maybe still have) a thing for De. | |
| Cal | Well...I'm Bi-polor | |
| BobInsight | I heard. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh yeah... | |
| BobInsight | It's all the talk at the raves. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| Cal | I talk a lot... | |
| DarkonZero | I ramble. | |
| BobInsight | "I like cheese." | |
| Cal | me too | |
| DarkonZero | I think this will pass. | |
| BobInsight | Everything does. But, lately, I feel like I'm the only one in #Deep13 without any problems. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob feels left out. | |
| BobInsight | And that's really... really scary. | |
| DarkonZero | You want any of my probs? | |
| BobInsight | No, I might become schizophrenic when I'm 30, so I'll be fine. | |
| * Cal gives Bob a vial of Bi-Polar disorder | ||
| BobInsight | Could I get bi-polar with only the up swing? | |
| Cal | It's cherry flavored | |
| ManosV2 | I have too many problems, but I refuse to make note of them. | |
| BobInsight | Yes, be real man. Bury your problems. | |
| ManosV2 | Okay, my bro's gonna have to play with the computer. | |
| BobInsight | ve A real man | |
| BobInsight | WAIT! | |
| ManosV2 | If he comes in here, tell me. | |
| * ManosV2 10<14GONE10>6 § 10<6Little brother.10>6 § 10<14Pager On10> | ||
| BobInsight | Hey, Guillermo's brother. DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH! | |
| BobInsight | BURN IN ETERNAL FLAME! | |
| Cal | CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN | |
| BobInsight | He's probably seven or something. | |
| BobInsight | I know what would make us all happy! | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| BobInsight | BING! | |
| Cal | BANG! | |
| BobInsight | No, bing. | |
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| * BobInsight gets bored and goes to find a Unix emulator. | ||
| BobInsight | No need to converse. | |
| BobInsight | This isn't a channel for CHAT, it's a channel for reflective thought and introspection. | |
| Cal | I thought the bathroom was for that. | |
| BobInsight | Oh, right. It's so easy to confuse the two. | |
| Cal | Exactly | |
| BobInsight | So... How about those... things? | |
| Cal | What thingz? | |
| BobInsight | Don't pretend you don't know. | |
| BobInsight | Damn, I should've gotten a paycheck today. | |
| BobInsight | Maybe it's still in the mail. | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| -BobInsight- DZ. | ||
| BobInsight | Ku. DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah Bob? | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| BobInsight | Wacha doing? | |
| DarkonZero | I don't have your check. | |
| DarkonZero | If that's what you're asking. | |
| BobInsight | DAMN! | |
| * DarkonZero hides something..... | ||
| BobInsight | HEY! WHAT'S THAT?! | |
| *** superspy has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobInsight | subtlesoy! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...nothing Bob. | |
| superspy | Bob...insight? | |
| BobInsight | Yes. | |
| superspy | ...'kay | |
| * ManosV2 10<14GONE10>6 § 10<6Little brother.10>6 § 10<14Pager On10> | ||
| BobInsight | How about the... | |
| BobInsight | Uh... | |
| BobInsight | EJ? | |
| superspy | did you finally get through to the demon-woman? | |
| BobInsight | Haven't tried. | |
| BobInsight | You can try. | |
| BobInsight | Sign up with broadpoint.com | |
| superspy | what is it? | |
| BobInsight | It's broadpoint.com | |
| BobInsight | I don't see why I should explain, when the site does. | |
| superspy | because you're a nice person? | |
| superspy | because you know it by heart -- plus have experience with it? | |
| BobInsight | It's free LD. But you have to listen to a few ads. | |
| superspy | because I'm too lazy to open netscape? | |
| Cal | LD? | |
| superspy | long distance | |
| Cal | oh | |
| BobInsight | Large diameter. | |
| superspy | nah, forget it. get that on my cell phone | |
| BobInsight | Leaky drain. | |
| BobInsight | Then call EJ with your cell. | |
| Cal | I thought it was Laser Drain | |
| *** Timmyling is on IRC | ||
| *** Timmyling has joined #Deep13 | ||
| BobInsight | Nope, leaky. | |
| Cal | hey lingo | |
| Timmyling | Hi there.. | |
| superspy | I'm skirting the edge of my free minutes -- I better not | |
| DarkonZero | LING! | |
| BobInsight | WB, oh Timmy of Ling. | |
| Timmyling | Well? | |
| BobInsight | THEN SIGN UP WITH FREEWAY! | |
| [Cal SOUND] | ||
| Timmyling | Wha' happa? | |
| Timmyling | Did De come in, or...? | |
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| BobInsight | No, De no come in. | |
| Timmyling | Damn.. | |
| superspy | she was in here | |
| superspy | bob just didn't notice | |
| BobInsight | Not in here. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'bobgreetsyou.wav' | ||
| [BobInsight SOUND] | ||
| * Cal polkas "Stairway to Heaven" really fast | ||
| * Cal 's beak falls of | ||
| * BobInsight begins to listen to Jimi extremely loud. | ||
| BobInsight | Through headphones, of course, because I'm a considerate person. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| [Cal SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOO! | |
| Cal | hehehe | |
| Cal | MWAHAHA! | |
| * Timmyling listens to James Brown without microphones. | ||
| DarkonZero | microphones? | |
| Cal | say wa? | |
| Timmyling | Or headphones, as the case may be. | |
| Timmyling | Jeez. | |
| * Cal listens to Bad Hair Day | ||
| BobInsight | PURPLE HAZE! | |
| BobInsight | ALL THROUGH MY BRAIN! | |
| BobInsight | SOME THINGS DON'T SEEM THE SAME! | |
| BobInsight | ACTING FUNNY AND I DON'T KNOW WHY! | |
| BobInsight | EXCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THE SKY! | |
| * BobInsight stops. | ||
| superspy | kiss wha--oh. nevermind | |
| Timmyling | Get up offa that thing! And DANCE 'till you feel better! | |
| Cal | As I waslk through the vally where I harvest my grain | |
| Cal | I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain | |
| BobInsight | Stop after five verses, CC. I did. | |
| * BobInsight gives in. | ||
| * Cal churns butter once or twice | ||
| BobInsight | PURPLE HAZE ALL IN MY EYES! | |
| Timmyling | Get up offa that thing! Try to releive your pressure! | |
| BobInsight | DON'T KNOW WHETHER IT'S DAY OR NIGHT! | |
| * Cal sells quilts at discount price | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars"4,1 | ||
| * superspy listens to Mercedez Benz (Janis for the uncultured fools) | ||
| BobInsight | Okay, what's the next song? | |
| BobInsight | Fire. | |
| BobInsight | Stupid commercial. | |
| superspy | ?? | |
| BobInsight | You can't bastardize Hendirx like that. | |
| superspy | ! | |
| BobInsight | Hendrix, rather. | |
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| superspy | by god, this song was appropriated for a benz commercial | |
| Timmyling | Huh. | |
| * superspy weeps | ||
| Cal | Mary Katherine Gallerger is Superspy | |
| BobInsight | MOVE OVER ROVER AND LET JIM TAKE OVER! | |
| * Timmyling listens to "It's Your Thing" by the Isley Brothers. | ||
| Timmyling | It's yo' thing... | |
| Timmyling | Do what you wanna do. | |
| Timmyling | I can't tell ya | |
| Timmyling | Who to sock it to. | |
| * BobInsight does what he wanna does. | ||
| * Timmyling stops. | ||
| DarkonZero | Is Bob singing it Ling? | |
| * superspy listens to All Along The Watchtower (Hendrix) | ||
| DarkonZero | <Timmyling> It's yo' thing... | |
| Cal | Mary Katherine Gallerger is Superspy | |
| * BobInsight listens to The Wind Cries Mary. | ||
| *** ManosV2 is on IRC | ||
| *** ManosV2 has joined #deep13 | ||
| Timmyling | WB, Man'. | |
| DarkonZero | MANOS! | |
| ManosV2 | I'm back. And spy came in. | |
| ManosV2 | DZ! | |
| Cal | <Superspy> When I get nervous, I stick my hands under my armpits and then smell em. | |
| superspy | "No reason to get excited," the theif he kindly spoke | |
| BobInsight | Somewhere a queen is weeping, somwhere a king has no wife. | |
| BobInsight | And the wind screams... Mary. | |
| superspy | hi, manos | |
| BobInsight | Manny. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"This Is A Call"4,1 | ||
| ManosV2 | Bob. | |
| BobInsight | Manny! | |
| ManosV2 | Bob! | |
| BobInsight | MANNY! | |
| DarkonZero | DZ! | |
| ManosV2 | BOB! | |
| BobInsight | MANNY!!! | |
| Timmyling | LING!!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | STEVE!!!!! | |
| superspy | DUDE! | |
| BobInsight | CHIEF!!! | |
| ManosV2 | BOB!!! | |
| DarkonZero | THAT GUY!!!! | |
| Timmyling | SPAAAAAAACE GHOOOSSSTTT! | |
| BobInsight | MANNY!!! | |
| ManosV2 | BOB!!! | |
| BobInsight | Okay, we're done now. | |
| Timmyling | KEVIN!!! | |
| Timmyling | I'm done. | |
| * BobInsight listens to Hey Joe | ||
| DarkonZero | MAURY!!!!! | |
| ManosV2 | k | |
| BobInsight | Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand? | |
| superspy | PACKERS!!! | |
| DarkonZero | JERRY! | |
| DarkonZero | JERRY! | |
| DarkonZero | JERRY! | |
| DarkonZero | JERRY! | |
| BobInsight | Hey Joe, I said, where you going with that gun in your hand? | |
| BobInsight | I'm going down to shoot my old lady. | |
| superspy | you have an old lady? | |
| BobInsight | You know I caught her messing around with another man. | |
| ManosV2 | Damn. Gotta go. | |
| Timmyling | Bye Man'. | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Manos... | |
| ManosV2 | brb | |
| BobInsight | Hey Joe! I heard you shot your mother down! | |
| Cal | qManos | |
| BobInsight | Hey Joe! I heard you shot your lady down... down in the ground! | |
| BobInsight | Yes, I did! I shot her. You know I caught her messing aroun town! | |
| BobInsight | AND I GAVE HER THE GUN! I SHOT HER! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Metal"4,1 | ||
| BobInsight | Hey Joe! Where you going to run to now? | |
| Cal | I'm drivin' a truck | |
| BobInsight | Hey Joe! Where you going to run to now? | |
| Cal | Drivin a big ol truck | |
| BobInsight | I'm going way down south! Waaay down to Mexico way! | |
| Cal | Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck | |
| * superspy listens to Play That Funky Music (white boy) | ||
| Cal | Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn | |
| BobInsight | I'm going waaaay down south! Waaay down! | |
| superspy | play that funky music, bobishmael | |
| Cal | Drivin' a truck with my high heels on | |
| BobInsight | I am. | |
| DarkonZero | Cal? | |
| Cal | My diesel rig is northward bound | |
| BobInsight | Hey Joe! You better run now (fade out) | |
| * superspy likes Albuquerque | ||
| DarkonZero | High heels? | |
| Cal | It's time to put that hammer down | |
| * BobInsight listens to All Along the Watchtower. | ||
| superspy | damn that's a funny song | |
| Cal | Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by | |
| BobInsight | There must be some kind of way outta here... | |
| Cal | I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel | |
| BobInsight | Etc. | |
| BobInsight | I think soy already covered this song. | |
| Cal | But it's sure hard to hold the wheel | |
| superspy | Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die | |
| superspy | yes, bob | |
| superspy | but feel free to re-cover | |
| Cal | While I'm still waiting for my nails to dry | |
| Cal | Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror | |
| Cal | And my pink angora sweater fits so tight | |
| Cal | I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight | |
| Cal | Well, I sure hope my seams are straight | |
| *** Mars changes topic to '<Cal> And my pink angora sweater fits so tight ' | ||
| Cal | Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight | |
| Cal | DAH! | |
| superspy | hey! | |
| *** Cal has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal is now known as Joe | ||
| superspy | "DAH!" isn't in the song | |
| Joe | huh? | |
| *** Mars changes topic to '<Cal> And my pink angora sweater fits so tight [Joe is Cal, btw] ' | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Observer"4,1 | ||
| *** Joe is now known as Bill | ||
| *** Mars changes topic to '<Cal> And my pink angora sweater fits so tight [Joe is Cal, btw. As is Bill.] ' | ||
| *** Bill is now known as Dick | ||
| BobInsight | Yeah, you seem like a Dick. | |
| BobInsight | WHOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| *** Dick is now known as Fred | ||
| BobInsight | HIGH FIVE! | |
| BobInsight | Yeah, you seem like a F- Nevermind, that doesn't work. | |
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| *** ManosV2 has quit IRC (Ping timeout for ManosV2[p123.netwood.net]) | ||
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| Fred | Who's Cal? Who's Bill? Who's Joe? | |
| *** Mars changes topic to '<Cal> And my pink angora sweater fits so tight ' | ||
| BobInsight | Doesn't matter, we all know your IP. | |
| DarkonZero | I can stand here for days.....I can stand here for hours......I can stand here for a lifetime, watching you and waiting always...I can observe you all. | |
| BobInsight | HAHAHAHA! | |
| *** Fred has quit IRC (You will all DIE ha ha ah hah hahahahahahahahahahahha) | ||
| * BobInsight listens to Stone Free. | ||
| *** Fred has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * BobInsight pauses the CD and bathrooms. | ||
| DarkonZero | I can wait for a day....or I can wait for an hour.....I can wait here for a lifetime, watching you and thinking always.....I could observe you all. | |
| *** Fred is now known as Cal- | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Complex"4,1 | ||
| * Cal- puts on a fake moustache and pair of glasses | ||
| Timmyling | That's a Groucho mask, you....you..Cal. | |
| Cal- | Yeah...So? | |
| Cal- | where was I? | |
| Timmyling | Over there. | |
| Cal- | Because I'm drivin' a truck | |
| superspy | singing about your cross-dressin' ways | |
| DarkonZero | They won't come back. | |
| * Timmyling points over there. | ||
| Cal- | Drivin' a big ol' truck | |
| DarkonZero | You know it's always the same. | |
| DarkonZero | And they're sure to forget. | |
| Cal- | Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck | |
| DarkonZero | Saying "Everyone lies"..... | |
| Cal- | Got these eighteen wheels a-rollin until the break of dawn | |
| DarkonZero | So I'm down to this.... | |
| Cal- | Drivin' a truck with my high heels on | |
| Timmyling | Cal's singing about Riding with Death... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm down to walking on air.... | |
| Cal- | heh | |
| Cal- | Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me | |
| Timmyling | WAGH! | |
| DarkonZero | And you here by my side....with all your waving and smiles.. | |
| Cal- | And my nipple rings don't bother me too much | |
| Timmyling | WAGH | |
| Timmyling | ! | |
| Cal- | But when I hit those big speed bumps | |
| superspy | so this is christmas (war is over...) | |
| DarkonZero | Please keep them away.....don't let them see me.... | |
| Cal- | My darling little rhinestone pumps | |
| superspy | for the weak and strong | |
| *** Mars changes topic to '<Cal> my pink angora sweater fits so tight and my nipple rings don't bother me too much ' | ||
| superspy | the rich and the poor ones, the world is so young | |
| Cal- | Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch | |
| superspy | and so happy xmas... | |
| Cal- | DAH! | |
| superspy | for black and for white | |
| Cal- | oh...who's Cal? | |
| superspy | for yellow and red ones | |
| superspy | bla h bah blah blah | |
| BobInsight | I dunno. | |
| superspy | a very merry xmas, and a happy new year | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"I Die, You Die"4,1 | ||
| Timmyling | Me gotta go. | |
| Timmyling | Bye. | |
| * superspy pauses | ||
| *** Timmyling has left IRC | ||
| *** Timmyling has quit IRC (UnitedChat Rules) | ||
| BobInsight | Awwwww. | |
| superspy | wait | |
| BobInsight | HEY! | |
| BobInsight | You have to wait for everyone to dismiss you first. Those are the rules. | |
| superspy | this isn't "have a patrick swayze christmas" | |
| Cal- | But still I'm drivin' a truck | |
| Cal- | Drivin' a big ol' truck | |
| BobInsight | soy, should I buy a scanner or a CB? | |
| Cal- | Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make buck | |
| Cal- | Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon | |
| BobInsight | The CB is much cheaper, but I don't have a car to install it in right now. | |
| superspy | hey, bob? | |
| superspy | are you +i? | |
| BobInsight | hey, spy? | |
| BobInsight | Yeah. | |
| Cal- | While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on | |
| superspy | 'kay | |
| BobInsight | Always am. | |
| BobInsight | Why? | |
| superspy | just curious | |
| BobInsight | Well... What prompted that question? | |
| Cal- | I'm drivin' a truck | |
| Cal- | Drivin' a truck | |
| Cal- | Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck | |
| superspy | a bit of a slow reaction to you not showing up on my "/names" of deep13 | |
| Cal- | And I'm late for my appointment down at the hair salon | |
| Cal- | So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on | |
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| * Cal- takes a breath | ||
| Cal- | Thank you everyone, that was the Jim Stafford Theme Song | |
| superspy | ground control to major tom... | |
| * BobInsight listens to Manic Depression. | ||
| DarkonZero | Nice going Bob.... | |
| DarkonZero | Now I'm all depressed. | |
| BobInsight | It's the name of the song, ain't my fault! | |
| DarkonZero | No...wait....that's compressed. | |
| BobInsight | Or digest. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm compressed. | |
| BobInsight | Ah. | |
| BobInsight | You sure it's not repressed? | |
| DarkonZero | Naw... | |
| DarkonZero | I think I'll regress..... | |
| DarkonZero | But I digress | |
| Cal- | Bob, I'd really like it if you changed the topic to something else | |
| *** Mars sets mode: -t | ||
| BobInsight | Go ahead. | |
| *** Cal- changes topic to 'www.deep13.org' | ||
| *** Cal is on IRC | ||
| *** Cal- is now known as Cal | ||
| BobInsight | No. | |
| BobInsight | Try again. | |
| Cal | ahhh | |
| *** Retrieving #Deep13 info... | ||
| superspy | that's lame | |
| BobInsight | Very. | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| *** DarkonZero changes topic to 'www.deep13.org <DarkonZero> But I digress' | ||
| *** Cal changes topic to 'www.deep13.org (_)_)_)_)_)_)' | ||
| DarkonZero | CAL NO! | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +t | ||
| *** Mars changes topic to 'You people can't set topics! ' | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| *** Mars changes topic to 'You people can't set topics! Good topics, I mean. ' | ||
| *** Mars changes topic to 'You people can't set topics! Good topics, I mean. Not that I can. ' | ||
| BobInsight | DZ, what's that sound? | |
| DarkonZero | BING! | |
| BobInsight | Ah. | |
| superspy | hey, bob. can I change the topic? | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o superspy | ||
| BobInsight | Yeah. | |
| Cal | <BobInsight> This isn't a channel for CHAT, it's a channel for reflective thought and introspection. | |
| Cal | <Cal> I thought the bathroom was for that. | |
| *** superspy changes topic to '<superspy>hey, bob. can I change the topic? <BobInsight>no.' | ||
| superspy | there | |
| superspy | what you should've said | |
| *** Mars sets mode: -o superspy | ||
| *** Mars changes topic to '<superspy> hey, bob. can I change the topic? <BobInsight> No. ' | ||
| BobInsight | Errr. | |
| superspy | thanks. I forgot to add the spaces | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o superspy | ||
| BobInsight | Make it set by you. | |
| *** superspy changes topic to '<superspy> hey, bob? can I change the topic? <BobInsight> no.' | ||
| * BobInsight downloads a Collecovision emulator. | ||
| BobInsight | "No." | |
| BobInsight | Not "no." | |
| *** superspy sets mode: -o superspy | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o superspy | ||
| BobInsight | Do it again. | |
| *** superspy changes topic to '<superspy> hey, bob? can I change the topic? <BobInsight> No.' | ||
| *** superspy sets mode: -o superspy | ||
| BobInsight | Good. You get a cookie. | |
| superspy | danke | |
| DarkonZero | I need a nap.... | |
| * DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap... | ||
| DarkonZero | Please do not disturb me. If you have to, just mess with someone else...like Bob. | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZisAsleep | ||
| BobInsight | WHAT THE HELL!? THIS CD CAN'T BE SCRATCHED ALREADY! | |
| superspy | which cd, bob? | |
| BobInsight | DZisNOTAsleep. | |
| BobInsight | Hendrix. | |
| superspy | hmmm | |
| BobInsight | I think it's the player. | |
| DZisAsleep | I am too... | |
| Cal | are you sure it's not Hendrix's best scratches? | |
| superspy | are you irresponsible and leave it out of the jewel case? | |
| BobInsight | I just bought these CDs last Monday. | |
| BobInsight | Well... | |
| BobInsight | Yes. | |
| superspy | then quit 'yer moaning | |
| BobInsight | In fact, nearly every CD around me is out of the jewel case. | |
| superspy | just buy a $10 cd wallet. don't have to deal with the cases and the cds are all in one convenient spot | |
| BobInsight | I usually keep all the CDs in a neat pile, so I can just flip through them. | |
| * Cal shows off his CD wallet that looks like the MST logo | ||
| BobInsight | I have too many CDs to do that. | |
| superspy | <shudder> | |
| superspy | Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob! | |
| BobInsight | Of course, most of the CDs are utter crap. | |
| superspy | never, ever touch the bottom of the cd | |
| BobInsight | I don't have any fingernails, so it don't matter. | |
| * Cal sees butter all over Bob's CDs | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| BobInsight | HEY! | |
| BobInsight | YOU'RE ASLEEP! | |
| * superspy is anal about keeping his cds in perfect working order | ||
| Cal | He snored | |
| DZisAsleep | What?.....*SNORE* | |
| BobInsight | spy, could I hire you to take care of my CDs? | |
| Cal | *FART* | |
| superspy | the only one that ever died was a Rebel Assault CD. and that's because a friend of mine dropped it onto a tiled floor | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| superspy | yes | |
| * BobInsight has become and expert at fixing scratched CDs. | ||
| Cal | My MIB CD was rubbed on cement | |
| BobInsight | Who did that? | |
| BobInsight | Not you, I hope. | |
| DZisAsleep | I had a Spin Doctors CD....it broke in two..... | |
| * DZisAsleep is done taking a nap... | ||
| DZisAsleep | Hello there! | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DZisAsleep is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| superspy | that was an "accident," right DZ? | |
| superspy | :) | |
| Cal | I was playing it outside and ssome of my younger relitives decided to dance on it | |
| BobInsight | "How do you like THIS MiB CD?! *rubscratchrun*" | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| DarkonZero | I meant to break it... | |
| BobInsight | Yeah, Spin Doctors bite. | |
| BobInsight | Pocket Full of Crap Tonight. | |
| * superspy has all 3 of the good spin doctors songs on his hard drive | ||
| BobInsight | THANK YOU! I'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT! | |
| * DarkonZero high fives Bob. | ||
| BobInsight | WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| DarkonZero | PACKERS!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| Cal | Pakerz | |
| BobInsight | "Foxey lady." | |
| * Cal listens to CITS II | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Jesus Jones':"Addiction, Obsession, & Me" | ||
| Cal | BrAiNs! | |
| BobInsight | Ol\ | |
| BobInsight | F**king everything. | |
| Cal | I'm wondering.....it sounds like Kevin Murphy is singing When I held your brains in my arms...can anyone confirm this? | |
| BobInsight | Stupid headphones. Stupid keyboard. | |
| * BobInsight kicks CC. | ||
| Cal | ow | |
| superspy | stupid mp3 player, stupid mouse, stupid DZ...whoops | |
| Cal | Stupid Ishmael | |
| Cal | Stupid moon | |
| DarkonZero | I know I'm stupid...what of it? | |
| Cal | Stupid carpet | |
| Cal | Stupid window | |
| BobInsight | I want to go to the moon. | |
| Cal | Stupid bed | |
| * superspy gets out the deep13 missle launcher | ||
| superspy | I'm ready when you are, bob | |
| BobInsight | Are you sure that thing's safe? | |
| superspy | yeah, of course | |
| superspy | just ask omega | |
| Cal | well n-yeah! | |
| Cal | ask Tom Curze | |
| superspy | it only gave him 3rd degree burns | |
| BobInsight | Okay then... Shouldn't I wear a helmet or something? | |
| superspy | and 40% of his body was still un-singed | |
| superspy | helmet? | |
| superspy | hmm | |
| Cal | Bob, do you have insurance? | |
| * superspy gives bob a burger king crown | ||
| superspy | there | |
| superspy | all clear, cal? | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Jesus Jones':"Man On The Moon" | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: -n | ||
| DeRaptor | Space Ghost is funny. | |
| * BobInsight climbs into the launcher. | ||
| * Cal gives Bob a bag of peanuts | ||
| superspy | ?! | |
| Cal | Welcome to Death Airlines | |
| BobInsight | De. | |
| superspy | de? | |
| BobInsight | -> *deraptor* He is. | |
| * superspy looks at the user list | ||
| BobInsight | <DeRaptor> Hanson has girl hair. | |
| BobInsight | <BobInsight> They do. | |
| BobInsight | <BobInsight> Girly girl hair, even. | |
| Cal | Enjoy the flight and don't sue. | |
| *** MSTAnon has joined #deep13 | ||
| superspy | yeah, we'll notify the next of kin | |
| Cal | Anononononononononononon | |
| * superspy pushes the button | ||
| * BobInsight downloads a bunch of Abandonware. | ||
| BobInsight | I love this stuff. | |
| MSTAnon | What do you want? | |
| BobInsight | From the age of GOOD games. | |
| BobInsight | Oh.. Button. | |
| DarkonZero | Well later all.....I've got to get goin'......going somewhere in a little while. | |
| * BobInsight blows up. | ||
| * BobInsight slumps out of the launcher. | ||
| Cal | Anon, who sang "When I Held Your Brain In My Arms" ? | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Fri Oct 22 20:46:00 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Fri Oct 22 20:58:37 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<superspy> hey, bob? can I change the topic? <BobInsight> No.' | ||
| *** Set by superspy on Fri Oct 22 20:38:39 | ||
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| BobInsight | I DON'T REFERENCE POP CULTURE! | |
| superspy | wait... | |
| EVILjasoN | hi DZ | |
| BobInsight | NEVER! | |
| superspy | zzzzzappppaappp | |
| * superspy slumps over | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey.....and you're evil today, huh? | |
| BobInsight | Well... It never happened in the book (or movie). | |
| BobInsight | It's from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas." | |
| EVILjasoN | i'm evil every day. i just thought that it was time that i stop sneaking around | |
| superspy | I knew it sounded familiar | |
| DarkonZero | Ah.... | |
| superspy | what a freaky-ass movie | |
| EVILjasoN | everyone has the right to know | |
| BobInsight | Bastard. | |
| BobInsight | Never call F&L "pop-culture." | |
| superspy | sorry | |
| superspy | yeesh | |
| EVILjasoN | you tell him, mom! | |
| superspy | I'm not big on hunter s. | |
| BobInsight | Pop culture is Pokemon... And Ricky Martin. | |
| BobInsight | WELL, HE'S NOT BIG ON YOU! | |
| superspy | FINE! | |
| * superspy looks at 'ku | ||
| superspy | he's been dead for at least 4 hours now | |
| * EVILjasoN pokes goku | ||
| DarkonZero | That's our Ku....always dead. | |
| superspy | hey, N....'ku's afk | |
| superspy | think of the fun | |
| EVILjasoN | :D | |
| *** Cambot has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Cambot | Cambot link is now open with #SatelliteOfLove. Type !nlist to list users on #SatelliteOfLove, !topic to view the topic, and !mode to view the mode. | |
| EVILjasoN | hi Cam | |
| superspy | !nlist | |
| Cambot | There are 3 people on #SatelliteOfLove: | |
| Cambot | 12@DeRaptor 12@Mars Cambot | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +m | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: -m | ||
| BobInsight | Sorry. | |
| BobInsight | Wrong mode. | |
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +n | ||
| superspy | !topic | |
| Cambot | 3Topic of #SatelliteOfLove is: '9,1http://mstiegate.cjb.net3' | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: 6* DeRaptor finds a warm corner to curl up in. | |
| superspy | !mode | |
| Cambot | 3Mode of #SatelliteOfLove is: '+tn3' | |
| BobInsight | Are you sure? | |
| superspy | 'kay... | |
| BobInsight | I think Cambot is lying to us. | |
| superspy | <Cambot> yes, I'm sure. Dip. | |
| BobInsight | DON'T COP AN ATTITUDE WITH ME! | |
| Cambot | Can it, bobby. | |
| BobInsight | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! | |
| *** ManosV2 is on IRC | ||
| *** ManosV2 has joined #deep13 | ||
| superspy | AH!! | |
| DarkonZero | MANOS! | |
| * BobInsight screams and runs aroundin circles. | ||
| DarkonZero | WB! | |
| superspy | it spoke! | |
| EVILjasoN | hi manos | |
| ManosV2 | Hi. | |
| ManosV2 | Hola. | |
| BobInsight | KILL IT! | |
| ManosV2 | Guten Tag. | |
| BobInsight | IT TRIED TO STEAL MY SOUL! | |
| EVILjasoN | wie gehts? | |
| * superspy gets the cambot swatter | ||
| superspy | eww | |
| ManosV2 | Oh... | |
| ManosV2 | DZ! | |
| * Cambot kicks Bob's ass. And steals his soul, too. | ||
| superspy | it's got ol' cambot parts on it | |
| * superspy cleans the cambot swatter and proceeds to stalk Cambot | ||
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: 6* DeRaptor throws a gum wrapper at the monitor. | |
| DarkonZero | Time for a bit of solitude... | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and steps into it. | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZInCube | ||
| * superspy kicks over dz's cube | ||
| DZInCube | HEY! | |
| DZInCube | DAMMIT! | |
| Cambot | 3*** ManosV2 has joined #SatelliteOfLove. | |
| DZInCube | Leave the cube alone. | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: <ManosV2> Hi, De. | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: <DeRaptor> hallo. | |
| ManosV2 | Um... | |
| ManosV2 | Yes. | |
| * EVILjasoN wraps DZ's cube up and puts a bow on top | ||
| DZInCube | Aww.....man. | |
| Cambot | 3*** superspy has joined #SatelliteOfLove. | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: <ManosV2> What's with the "spy bot"? | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: 6* DeRaptor hides in the corner. | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: <superspy> not a bot | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: <ManosV2> No offense to spy here. | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: 6* ManosV2 looks at spy. | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: <superspy> oh... | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: <ManosV2> Hi. | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: <superspy> nm | |
| Cambot | 3*** EVILjasoN has joined #SatelliteOfLove. | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: 6* EVILjasoN jasons in | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: 6* superspy waves to de | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: <ManosV2> jasoN! | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: <superspy> ...and to everyone else | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: <EVILjasoN> tis i! | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: <ManosV2> Why ya not in #deep13? | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: <EVILjasoN> i am | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: <DeRaptor> cuz. | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: <ManosV2> De, BTW. | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: <ManosV2> Cuz? | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: <EVILjasoN> oh | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: <EVILjasoN> hehe | |
| Cambot | From #SatelliteOfLove: <ManosV2> Heh. | |
| DZInCube | It's time to return to socializing... | |
| * DZInCube steps out of his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and puts it away. | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DZInCube is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| *** BobInsight has left #deep13 | ||
| ManosV2 | NO!!! | |
| *** BobInsight has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll getting outta here now....... | |
| ManosV2 | YAY!!! | |
| *** Channel.Service.StarLink.Org sets mode: +o Mars | ||
| DarkonZero | Later.... | |
| BobInsight | SASSFRASSING! | |
| BobInsight | Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Fri Oct 22 21:08:57 1999 | ||
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