| Session Start: Wed Oct 20 00:49:29 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<superspy> so you bought an obnoxious, spoiled, anger-filled, bitter, robot-child for a nickel?' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Wed Oct 20 00:38:51 | ||
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
|---|---|---|
| superspy | <ahem> | |
| BobIshmael | WB DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Thankee! | |
| superspy | hi dz, I was just stepping out for the evening (morning)? | |
| DeRaptor | wb Darkon. | |
| superspy | goodnight crow.... | |
| DeRaptor | Crow says he sorry. | |
| DeRaptor | DOESN'T HE? | |
| Crow | 'night spy. | |
| DarkonZero | No problem.... | |
| Crow | Um...sorry, Darkon... | |
| DeRaptor | Good boy. | |
| superspy | later folks | |
| DarkonZero | Though my butt is still sore. | |
| * DeRaptor lets Crow out of his room. | ||
| *** superspy has left #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | Man... I have no idea what's on port 37. | |
| Crow | Hmph. | |
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| DarkonZero | Conversation anyone? | |
| DarkonZero | Er... | |
| DarkonZero | Just kick each other? | |
| DeRaptor | Prolly. | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob? | |
| BobIshmael | Conversation, huh.. | |
| BobIshmael | How about what's on port 37 of deep13.org? | |
| *** superspy has left IRC | ||
| Crow | spongecake? | |
| DeRaptor | Yes Crow. Miles of spongecake. | |
| Crow | Yum! | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry that I'm quiet (which I should be)...I'm proccupied with gas. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....not anymore. | |
| Crow | ewwwwww! That's something I didnt' need to know. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry... | |
| DarkonZero | Wait... | |
| DarkonZero | I apologize way too much. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not sorry. | |
| BobIshmael | Or not enough. | |
| * Crow looks at her parakeets, which have become birdieballs for the night. | ||
| DeRaptor | Uh...wrong window. | |
| DeRaptor | STUPID CLONE! | |
| DarkonZero | D'OH! | |
| * DeRaptor kicks Crow. | ||
| Crow | Ow! | |
| DeRaptor | Anyways, when they're balls, they're cold. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Crow | ||
| DarkonZero | nevermind... | |
| *** Crow changes topic to '<DeRaptor> Anyways, when they're balls, they're cold.' | ||
| DarkonZero | no comment from me. | |
| DeRaptor | Crow...quit that. | |
| * BobIshmael looks up and giggles like a school girl. | ||
| *** DeRaptor changes topic to 'Crow is bad and naughty and needs a spanking.' | ||
| DarkonZero | Girly man. | |
| * BobIshmael looks up and giggles like a school girl... again. | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh... | |
| DarkonZero | No comment again/ | |
| BobIshmael | Tee hee. | |
| DeRaptor | looks up at what? | |
| *** DeRaptor changes topic to 'BIRDIEBALLS!!!' | ||
| BobIshmael | The sky and wonder why. | |
| * BobIshmael continues his girlish glee. | ||
| * DeRaptor celebrates birdieballs. | ||
| Crow | Ewww, de! | |
| DeRaptor | what? | |
| DarkonZero | And I thought I was disgusting. | |
| DeRaptor | 'least I'm not celebrating robot ball bearings. | |
| Crow | And why not?! | |
| DeRaptor | Because. | |
| DeRaptor | That would be sick. | |
| Crow | Oh. | |
| Crow | HEY! | |
| * Crow pouts. | ||
| BobIshmael | Well, I found every port up to 635. | |
| DeRaptor | And how much did you destroy? | |
| BobIshmael | Now, I suppose, I could try to break in... | |
| BobIshmael | But that'd be rude. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...the topic is gonna attract the odd set of people who have fetishes with....ugh...."birdieballs". | |
| BobIshmael | De, I only graffito-tagged port 21. | |
| *** DeRaptor changes topic to 'Crow is bad and naughty and needs a spanking.' | ||
| DeRaptor | I see. | |
| DarkonZero | TAGGER! | |
| BobIshmael | 23 is the login, if you care. | |
| DeRaptor | And Callipy's gonna see it and think "LODOVIK! HOLY SHIT!" | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, right. TS is a member of the CdC. I forgot. | |
| DeRaptor | He does talk the talk sometimes. | |
| DeRaptor | And MAN does it make him sound like a moron. | |
| Crow | Whaddayamean "sound like". | |
| DeRaptor | Oh. Right. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm a moron....and I don't want him associated with me. | |
| DeRaptor | Yes, we know, Zero. | |
| BobIshmael | 22, 23, 21, 25, 37, 79, 80, 111, 110, 109, and 635. | |
| DarkonZero | Well...I don't. | |
| BobIshmael | A shiny penny if you can name the HTML port. | |
| BobIshmael | It's an easy question. | |
| BobIshmael | ANSWER! | |
| BobIshmael | NOW! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| * BobIshmael runs around screaming. | ||
| DarkonZero | Geez... | |
| DarkonZero | 80 | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| BobIshmael | All wrong. | |
| DeRaptor | 42 | |
| BobIshmael | Can you do nothing right, DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| BobIshmael | Name the SMTP port. | |
| DeRaptor | 11 | |
| DarkonZero | 37 | |
| * BobIshmael fwaps De. | ||
| BobIshmael | It ends in an odd number. | |
| * DeRaptor kicks Bob. | ||
| BobIshmael | That's not 1 or 7. | |
| BobIshmael | Ow. | |
| DeRaptor | 425 | |
| DarkonZero | 23 | |
| * BobIshmael fwaps De... again. | ||
| BobIshmael | Almost. | |
| DeRaptor | 29 | |
| DarkonZero | 25 | |
| BobIshmael | Yep. 25. | |
| BobIshmael | How about the ftp port? | |
| DarkonZero | 109 | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| DeRaptor | 88 | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| DarkonZero | 110 | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| DeRaptor | 100000567234 | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| DarkonZero | 0 | |
| DeRaptor | 3000 | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| DeRaptor | 32 | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| DeRaptor | 20 | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| DeRaptor | 20.01 | |
| * BobIshmael inhales. | ||
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| DarkonZero | 111 | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| DarkonZero | 20 | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| DarkonZero | 80 | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| DarkonZero | 79 | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| DeRaptor | 3.141592? | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| DarkonZero | 635 | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| DeRaptor | 80 x 10 ^ 20 | |
| DarkonZero | 7777777777777Whooooooo77777 | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| DeRaptor | 3.56 | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | 2.34 x 10 ^ -15 | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| DeRaptor | 50 | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| DeRaptor | 82 | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| * DarkonZero stops guessing... | ||
| BobIshmael | 21. | |
| BobIshmael | Yep. | |
| BobIshmael | How 'bout the telnet port? | |
| BobIshmael | 23 | |
| BobIshmael | Yep. | |
| Crow | Hey, that's how many warts Bob has on his butt...I counted! | |
| DarkonZero | I don't wanna know! | |
| *** Crow was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BobIshmael (Why did you count them? )) | ||
| DeRaptor | That dumb robot. | |
| *** DeRaptor sets mode: -n | ||
| * Crow cries. | ||
| BobIshmael | NO! WE'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT! | |
| * Crow scratches at the door. | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +n | ||
| *** DeRaptor sets mode: -n | ||
| Crow | Lemme back in! I'll be good! I promise! | |
| BobIshmael | That'll learn 'im. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +n | ||
| *** DeRaptor sets mode: -n | ||
| BobIshmael | I hope it rains. | |
| * Crow cries some more. | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +n | ||
| * DeRaptor opens Deep 12 and lets Crow into that. | ||
| * DeRaptor ponders running a Cambot link between the channels. | ||
| BobIshmael | De, how well do you know Mars commands? | |
| DeRaptor | Not very. | |
| BobIshmael | Just checking. | |
| BobIshmael | Go ahead... Punk. | |
| BobIshmael | Make my day. | |
| * BobIshmael eyes De. | ||
| * DeRaptor pokes Bob in the eye. | ||
| BobIshmael | You think yer a tough gal? HUH?! WELL?- OWWW! | |
| BobIshmael | WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU?! | |
| BobIshmael | THAT HURT! | |
| * BobIshmael runs away crying. | ||
| *** Cambot has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | !link to #Deep12 | |
| * DeRaptor kicks the 'bot. | ||
| DeRaptor | !close link | |
| DeRaptor | !spy off | |
| *** Cambot has left #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | d'oh. | |
| *** Cambot has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | !link to #Deep12 | |
| Cambot | Cambot link is now open with #Deep12. Type !nlist to list users on #Deep12, !topic to view the topic, and !mode to view the mode. | |
| Cambot | From #Deep12: <Crow> Hiyee! | |
| Cambot | 3*** DeRaptor has left #Deep12. | |
| DeRaptor | Hi, Crow. Can you hear me? | |
| Cambot | From #Deep12: <Crow> Just fine. | |
| DeRaptor | !nlist | |
| Cambot | There are 2 people on #Deep12: | |
| Cambot | Cambot Crow | |
| DeRaptor | !mode | |
| Cambot | 3Mode of #Deep12 is: '3' | |
| DeRaptor | So. | |
| DeRaptor | I wonder if this has started to annoy Bob yet. | |
| Cambot | From #Deep12: <Crow> Prolly. | |
| BobIshmael | Not at all. | |
| Cambot | From #Deep12: <Crow> The big weenie. | |
| Cambot | From #Deep12: <Crow> You big weenie, Bob! | |
| BobIshmael | You poking my eye, however. That's a different story. | |
| BobIshmael | I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALA! | |
| Cambot | From #Deep12: <Crow> He has warts on his butt! | |
| DeRaptor | Crow...how do you...know? | |
| Cambot | From #Deep12: <Crow> Uh...I peeked on him in the shower. | |
| DeRaptor | ewww...why?! | |
| Cambot | From #Deep12: <Crow> Cuz...uh...cuz I did. | |
| DeRaptor | You stupid robot. | |
| BobIshmael | Indeed. | |
| DeRaptor | Damned if you get any dinner tonight. | |
| Cambot | From #Deep12: 6* Crow sniffles. | |
| Cambot | From #Deep12: <Crow> I didn't mean to be bad... | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah, that's what they all say. | |
| Cambot | From #Deep12: 6* Crow starts sobbing. | |
| Cambot | From #Deep12: <Crow> BUT I DIDN'T! | |
| Cambot | From #Deep12: 6* Crow bawls. | |
| Cambot | From #Deep12: <Crow> And it's lonely and cold up here and it smells funny! | |
| DeRaptor | Well, that's just tough noogies, isn't it? | |
| Cambot | From #Deep12: 6* Crow cries. | |
| * DeRaptor grumbles and shuffles her feet. | ||
| * BobIshmael hums "You're a Rich Man." | ||
| DeRaptor | Quit being pathetic! | |
| Cambot | From #Deep12: 6* Crow sobs. | |
| DeRaptor | Little...freak...thinks he's so cute... | |
| Cambot | From #Deep12: 6* Crow cries some more. | |
| Cambot | From #Deep12: <Crow> I WANNA GO HOME! | |
| DeRaptor | Deal with it. | |
| Cambot | From #Deep12: 6* Crow sobs. | |
| * DeRaptor grumbles. | ||
| DeRaptor | Can I let him back in? He's probably cold and lonely and hungry and....oh, let him rot. | |
| Cambot | From #Deep12: 6* Crow cries some more. | |
| DeRaptor | Spoiled little brat. | |
| BobIshmael | "...take off this uniform and leave the show. But I'm waiting in this cell because I have to know (have to know)... have I been guilty all this time?" | |
| * DeRaptor ponders going to bed. | ||
| BobIshmael | A bit delayed, that is. | |
| BobIshmael | Fine, leave. Ya' big wuss. | |
| * DeRaptor kicks Bob in the hinder on the way out. | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (I could never sleep my way to the top, cuz my alarm clock always wakes me right up...) | ||
| Cambot | From #Deep12: 2*** Crow has quit IRC. | |
| Cambot | poo! | |
| *** Cambot has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| BobIshmael | "What a woman." | |
| DarkonZero | That she is..... | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...er.... | |
| BobIshmael | So... | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
| BobIshmael | Uh... | |
| BobIshmael | How abbbout those things? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| BobIshmael | Stupid b. | |
| DarkonZero | those things are good. | |
| * DarkonZero goes back to look at more LiteStep themes... | ||
| BobIshmael | Hey, neat. I don't have to get up 'till one tomorrow. | |
| DarkonZero | That's good.... | |
| DarkonZero | I don't have to get up at all. | |
| BobIshmael | Man, I suddenly got into a whole depressed about the state of my life thing. Maybe I'm manic depressive... Or going through an early mid-life crisis. | |
| BobIshmael | Suddenly, meaning a few minutes ago. | |
| DarkonZero | That's what I always go through. | |
| DarkonZero | Ysterday.... | |
| DarkonZero | And some other days. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, this is pretty much a new one for me. | |
| BobIshmael | It's... interesting. | |
| BobIshmael | So... | |
| BobIshmael | How about...uh... things? | |
| DarkonZero | Man....it comes and goes.... | |
| DarkonZero | The depression. | |
| DarkonZero | That's why I was that way yesterday..... | |
| BobIshmael | Say, DZ, if BM doesn't work out, we should hold a post-con con. | |
| DarkonZero | I was sorta depressed. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | Yes... | |
| DarkonZero | We should/ | |
| BobIshmael | Just set up a campsite and post an invitation to RATMM. | |
| BobIshmael | No one would come, but still. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| DarkonZero | we can still sorta party. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah. I'm no longer depressed, btw. | |
| BobIshmael | I don't get depressed. Much. S'odd. | |
| DarkonZero | That's good... | |
| DarkonZero | The beer increased my depression. | |
| DarkonZero | But it's all past....and De didn't pick on me much. | |
| BobIshmael | It's never a good idea to use any sort of substance, short of caffeine, while your depressed. | |
| DarkonZero | I do get rather annoying though. | |
| BobIshmael | De... er... Crow picked on me. | |
| BobIshmael | Didn't bother me. I'm braggin. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | Am I annoying....honestly. | |
| DarkonZero | . to ? | |
| BobIshmael | No. | |
| BobIshmael | Not to me, anyway. | |
| DarkonZero | Really? | |
| DarkonZero | Good. | |
| BobIshmael | The only person who I fing annoying is... | |
| BobIshmael | Occasionally, Sent. | |
| DarkonZero | So do I. | |
| BobIshmael | And... um... Anon, sometimes. | |
| BobIshmael | Other than that, everyone's just peachy keen. | |
| DarkonZero | We all have our moods....De coulda been in a bad mood yesterday...and just found me annoying. | |
| DarkonZero | And only me.... | |
| DarkonZero | hmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
| BobIshmael | Or you're the only one who noticed. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| DarkonZero | Who knows.... | |
| BobIshmael | Anyhow, I think I'll be buying the "membership" to the con soon. | |
| BobIshmael | And my next SOL Post column will be something along the line of a manifesto. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
| BobIshmael | "MSTies of the world... Unite!" | |
| DarkonZero | I'm getting a membership too. | |
| DarkonZero | Ah... | |
| BobIshmael | We need to make sure the entire audience are MSTies. | |
| DarkonZero | The old hacker cry.....slightly modified. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, the old Marxist cry, really. | |
| *** Goku is on IRC | ||
| *** Goku has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh well... | |
| Goku | Hi hi | |
| DarkonZero | KU! | |
| BobIshmael | But you knew that. Right? Right? | |
| BobIshmael | Haiku! | |
| Goku | Hey DZ, Bob | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> And my next SOL Post column will be something along the line of a manifesto. | |
| BobIshmael | <DarkonZero> Hehe... | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> "MSTies of the world... Unite!" | |
| BobIshmael | <DarkonZero> The old hacker cry.....slightly modified. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Well, the old Marxist cry, really. | |
| BobIshmael | *** Goku has joined #Deep13 | |
| BobIshmael | Just bbbbringing Ku up to speed. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey Ku.....I almost was able to add my own MP3 to my station.......but I have to be connected with Wird Planet. | |
| BobIshmael | One too many bees. | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| Goku | Yeah I was trying to add my own too.... | |
| DarkonZero | I think it can be done. | |
| BobIshmael | Did I mention that everyone's out to get me? | |
| Goku | I am catching up on all the Deep13 e-mails...haven't been on the comp. for a couple days | |
| BobIshmael | You agree with BBBobb. | |
| Goku | "Here's a clue for any next choices we have to make: Don't set up an MST3K fan chat in a place that prohibits harassment. " | |
| BobIshmael | Not Cam. | |
| Goku | Thats a great quote | |
| * BobIshmael takes an IQ test and gets all depressed again. | ||
| BobIshmael | I avoided that math, but still. | |
| DarkonZero | I heard that Cam was supposedly unbanned. | |
| DarkonZero | I don't think so. | |
| BobIshmael | Someone should ask him. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.... | |
| DarkonZero | I pissed him off.... | |
| DarkonZero | On ATTMTN.... | |
| DarkonZero | And he won't listen to me anymore. | |
| * BobIshmael wonders how everyone suddenly got into Cam-bashing. | ||
| BobIshmael | Cam used to hang out with me and that made him cool. | |
| Goku | Hehe | |
| BobIshmael | That's why no one picks on you, DZ. | |
| BobIshmael | "Yer mah bitch." | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| DarkonZero | No....everyone picks on me. | |
| BobIshmael | I saw this Scared Straight thing on MTV the other night. | |
| DarkonZero | And? | |
| * BobIshmael finds it amusing that MTV airs it's educational programming at 3am. | ||
| Goku | Scared Strait | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| Goku | That shows so funny | |
| * BobIshmael feels all sluggish in the mind. | ||
| BobIshmael | Maybe I'm on something. | |
| Goku | Hmmm | |
| BobIshmael | A chair. (rimshot) | |
| BobIshmael | See, that's not even funny. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, and Ku.. | |
| Goku | I feel like I should make a comment on this omega discusion | |
| Goku | Yes? | |
| BobIshmael | That. | |
| BobIshmael | It's Sent's birthday. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| Goku | HEHE! | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| Goku | Did you send that so his VMB? | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah. | |
| BobIshmael | Here's DZ. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'gothichotline.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | NO! | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | "Well, well, well. Whose birthday it is- I- Oh, crappies." | |
| DarkonZero | *sniff* | |
| BobIshmael | I didn't get any of this kind of crap on my birthday. | |
| [Goku SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Good job, DZ! | |
| BobIshmael | WHOO! | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Thankee.... | |
| DarkonZero | But no need. | |
| BobIshmael | I know, I'm just trying to make you feel ig. | |
| BobIshmael | Bb. | |
| BobIshmael | B! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| DarkonZero | Thankee then. | |
| BobIshmael | "Big DZ! To get around it! I know that it's true!" | |
| * BobIshmael hums the lyrics he doesn't know. | ||
| BobIshmael | Ku, wish Sent a happy b-day. | |
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael is now known as Jimi | ||
| Jimi | IS IT TOMORROW OR JUST THE END OF TIME?! | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** Jimi is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| Goku | Ok | |
| BobIshmael | I'm cold. | |
| BobIshmael | Let me stand next your fire. | |
| Goku | I'm reading | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| BobIshmael | I'm only burnin' with desire. | |
| Goku | Damn this was a long discussion | |
| BobIshmael | Sure was. | |
| BobIshmael | S'over now. | |
| BobIshmael | More or less. | |
| DarkonZero | Aout what? | |
| BobIshmael | Ku, did I mention: http://attmtn.cjb.net? | |
| BobIshmael | #omega problems. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| Goku | http://attmtn.cjb.net | |
| Goku | *click* *click* | |
| BobIshmael | Click... click? | |
| BobIshmael | Taking pictures? | |
| Goku | Yes, your point? | |
| BobIshmael | Don't take any pictures of anything illegal. They bust you for that. | |
| Goku | I was just trying to blind people with the flash | |
| BobIshmael | "No. Everyone else is stupid. I'm not." | |
| *** Mars changes topic to '"No. Everyone else is stupid. I'm not." --Emperor Bob, of ATTMTN ' | ||
| * DarkonZero remembers when Japanese tourists blinded him with a camera flash. | ||
| BobIshmael | Did you get all Gamera on them? | |
| DarkonZero | No... | |
| DarkonZero | They ran yelling "Gojira!" | |
| BobIshmael | You should've. Gamera's a friend to children. Not tourists. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | AGAIN! | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| * BobIshmael will BRB. | ||
| Goku | k | |
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| DarkonZero | My station is looking sorta nice.... | |
| DarkonZero | Lots of obscure stuff. | |
| *** Goku has left IRC | ||
| *** Goku has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Goku[acs236.zbzoom.net]) | ||
| * BobIshmael backs with food. | ||
| BobIshmael | NKBE. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey.... | |
| DarkonZero | Ku left/ | |
| BobIshmael | So it would seem. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| DarkonZero | So.... | |
| DarkonZero | Wait for others to show? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm taking a nap.... | |
| * DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap... | ||
| DarkonZero | Please do not disturb me. If you have to, just mess with someone else...like Bob. | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZisAsleep | ||
| BobIshmael | Widd. | |
| BobIshmael | Err. | |
| BobIshmael | Wuss. | |
| * DZisAsleep is done taking a nap... | ||
| DZisAsleep | Hello there! | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DZisAsleep is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| BobIshmael | Eating. | |
| DarkonZero | Eating? | |
| BobIshmael | Food. | |
| DarkonZero | Ah... | |
| DarkonZero | I lost that concept. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm looking at LiteStep (Windows shell) themes. | |
| BobIshmael | "Nobody gets me! I'm the wind baby!" | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| BobIshmael | Does she mean she's a "wind baby" or that she's the "wind, baby?" | |
| BobIshmael | My eyebrows feel heavy. | |
| DarkonZero | Who are you talking about? | |
| DarkonZero | De? | |
| DarkonZero | Cause she spouted that one day/ | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, reading her letters pages. | |
| DarkonZero | Ah... | |
| BobIshmael | There, just sent her four letters. That'll learn her. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'll BRB...I gotta get a drink. | |
| *** Goku is on IRC | ||
| *** Goku has joined #Deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | Raging alcoholic. | |
| Goku | Damn ISP | |
| BobIshmael | <DarkonZero> I'll BRB...I gotta get a drink. | |
| BobIshmael | *** Goku has joined #Deep13 | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Raging alcoholic. | |
| DarkonZero | Im' back. | |
| Goku | Hehe | |
| Goku | wb | |
| DarkonZero | WB Ku... | |
| BobIshmael | Ku, smoked lately? | |
| BobIshmael | WHY WON'T IT RAIN?! | |
| BobIshmael | RAIN! RAIN! RAIN! | |
| Goku | Because of the Barometric presure | |
| Goku | PRESURE! | |
| Goku | PRESURE! | |
| BobIshmael | Pressure. | |
| DarkonZero | Under pressure.... | |
| Goku | Yup | |
| BobIshmael | "Perhaps it was the beginning of one of those rare friendships when two people meet who have an improbable amount in common. Perhaps they would have gone on to discover the massive conspiracy and illegal corporate takeover that had led to both of them being fired. It didn't really matter because the Universe came to a sudden end." | |
| BobIshmael | Now that's comedy! | |
| BobIshmael | Just like Ku or Boz's friend's "Perfect Day." | |
| Goku | Huh? | |
| Goku | So.. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.... | |
| Goku | Yeah... | |
| DarkonZero | Man.... | |
| Goku | Yup.. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| Goku | Da Bears... | |
| DarkonZero | Ditka... | |
| DarkonZero | Ditka... | |
| DarkonZero | Ditka... | |
| Goku | Hehe | |
| Goku | Ditka was fined | |
| Goku | He flicked the crowd off then grabed himself | |
| DarkonZero | That's our Ditka! | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| BobIshmael | What the hell is that waffle doing up there? | |
| Goku | Being a waffle | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | I went for quality, not quanity on that one. | |
| BobIshmael | Red Dwarf is really great. | |
| BobIshmael | Wacky Brits. | |
| Goku | Heh | |
| DarkonZero | I'm a wacky Brit. | |
| BobIshmael | Liar. | |
| DarkonZero | Truly....I am/ | |
| BobIshmael | "* An FAQ of sorts" | |
| BobIshmael | Liar. Again. | |
| DarkonZero | Am not! | |
| BobIshmael | Yes. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes? | |
| Goku | Ok | |
| BobIshmael | People who spend all their time online telling others to get lives because | |
| BobIshmael | they're under the delusion that this makes them cool. | |
| BobIshmael | Isn't that what WE do? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| Goku | No no, we insult the other peoples lives | |
| Goku | Not tell them to get lives | |
| Goku | We like having them to ridicule, them getting lives would prevent us from doing this | |
| BobIshmael | All you need is love. | |
| BobIshmael | All you need is love. | |
| BobIshmael | All you need is love. | |
| BobIshmael | Love. | |
| BobIshmael | Love is all you need. | |
| DarkonZero | That Saucey^ scared the crap outta me earlier...she wanted to know more about me..... | |
| BobIshmael | She was IRCop, I'm sure of it. | |
| Goku | Someone gave Lodovik my ICQ # | |
| BobIshmael | I miss that other server we had for a while... | |
| BobIshmael | The one where I was chummy with all the IRCops. | |
| Goku | Theres scripts to detect IRCops | |
| Goku | RIman is cool here | |
| Goku | And I talked to another IRCop that I didn't seem to pissoff | |
| BobIshmael | What? Are you stupid or something, Ku? | |
| BobIshmael | Scripts? Maybe you could just /who 0 o, instead. | |
| Goku | oh | |
| Goku | I didn't know about that | |
| BobIshmael | Ever occur to you, braindead?! | |
| BobIshmael | WELL, NOW YOU DO! | |
| Goku | The script makes them a different color in the Nick list | |
| BobIshmael | DIE! | |
| Goku | Ok | |
| BobIshmael | Good. | |
| Goku | Hmm | |
| Goku | And why are we on this server? | |
| Goku | It's main rooms are about Cricket | |
| BobIshmael | SHUT UP! | |
| Goku | Now, I was a big cricket player in my day, but I don't need to chat about it | |
| Goku | Lying is fun children! | |
| BobIshmael | DON'T MAKE ME RIP YOUR SKULL FROM YOUR SPINE, KU! | |
| Goku | SubZeros fatallity | |
| BobIshmael | SHUT UP! | |
| BobIshmael | SHUT UP! | |
| Goku | No. | |
| Goku | No. | |
| Goku | Whoa, Yuji's on | |
| BobIshmael | DON'T MAKE ME BOOT YOU AND SPIT ON YOUR CORPSE! | |
| Goku | Can I make you boot me, then kick dirt on my corpse? | |
| Goku | There has to be some sort of compromise | |
| *** Goku was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BobIshmael (No. )) | ||
| *** Goku has joined #deep13 | ||
| Goku | Weeeeeee | |
| BobIshmael | I should sleep. | |
| Goku | You should.....DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, if I op you, could you keep kicking Ku for me? | |
| Goku | I mean sleep | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| Goku | NO!!!! | |
| *** Goku was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BobIshmael (C'mon, DZ. It's fun. )) | ||
| *** Goku has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | No... | |
| Goku | Um..Grr! | |
| *** Goku was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BobIshmael (For the entire family. )) | ||
| *** Goku has joined #deep13 | ||
| Goku | My ass hurts | |
| BobIshmael | FUN! FUN! FUN! | |
| DarkonZero | He might do a Zenzoken Volleyball on me.! | |
| Goku | Yeah! | |
| * Goku moves so fast he leaves an after-image where he stood.. | ||
| * Goku reappears and serves BobIshmael over a net.. | ||
| * Goku reappears on the otherside and serves him over the net.. | ||
| * Goku reappears on the otherside.. 1"Zanzoken... 4VOLLEYBALL!" and spikes BobIshmael into the earth | ||
| Goku | Ha ha! | |
| * BobIshmael ponders setting up a script to kick Ku. | ||
| BobIshmael | Then I could sleep AND kick! | |
| * Goku ponders nuking the hell out of Bob when he does that | ||
| * BobIshmael starts NN and then proceeds to write the script. | ||
| BobIshmael | /timer1 0 20 /ame is AWAY! | |
| BobIshmael | Damn Ctr-C. | |
| BobIshmael | Cam was right about finding out what's on your clipboard. | |
| BobIshmael | The Mac lets you do that. | |
| BobIshmael | Does MS?! NOOOOOOO! | |
| BobIshmael | Hmm.. That pasted bit of info WILL do some good. | |
| BobIshmael | Screw the script. A timer'll do nicely. | |
| BobIshmael | 20 seconds. | |
| * BobIshmael waits. | ||
| *** Goku was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BobIshmael (Every 20 seconds. You should change your nick. )) | ||
| *** Goku has left IRC | ||
| BobIshmael | Awww. | |
| BobIshmael | I burned him good. | |
| * BobIshmael yawns. | ||
| BobIshmael | Me sleep. | |
| DarkonZero | Me too... | |
| BobIshmael | BRB | |
| DarkonZero | Later. | |
| DarkonZero | Er... | |
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| *** Goku is on IRC | ||
| *** Goku has joined #deep13 | ||
| Goku | I hate my ISP | |
| DarkonZero | I watched DBZ.... | |
| DarkonZero | And finally. | |
| DarkonZero | The super saiyan! | |
| Goku | Did it happen today? | |
| DarkonZero | Yesterday..... | |
| Goku | Oh | |
| Goku | Mon. yesterday, or Tues. | |
| DarkonZero | Mon. | |
| Goku | k | |
| Goku | Did they show Kurrin explode? | |
| DarkonZero | On Tues.....he sorta kicked Freiza's ass. | |
| DarkonZero | Kurrin.....Krillin...... | |
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| Goku | Yeah | |
| DarkonZero | They showed the explosion. | |
| DarkonZero | But not him bursting. | |
| Goku | hmph | |
| Goku | Damn FUNimation | |
| DarkonZero | The uncut tape may have it. | |
| * BobIshmael backs. | ||
| BobIshmael | Well. Me go sleep now. | |
| Goku | Bye | |
| BobIshmael | Me kick Ku one more time? | |
| Goku | Um | |
| Goku | How about... | |
| BobIshmael | Yes? | |
| BobIshmael | Just once. | |
| Goku | And then.....15you are very sleepy | |
| BobIshmael | And very kicky. | |
| *** Goku was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BobIshmael (G'night. )) | ||
| *** Goku has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | Adidas, Ku, DZ. | |
| Goku | Bye | |
| * BobIshmael stumbles toward to exit. | ||
| DarkonZero | Later.... | |
| DarkonZero | Later Ku.... | |
| * BobIshmael passes out and is asleep before he hits the floor... and breaks his nose. | ||
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has quit IRC (Throughout this handbook, the term 'thumb print' will be used to mean a thumb print or finger print, if you have no thumbs.) | ||
| Goku | I am not leaving! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm going.... | |
| Goku | Are you? | |
| Goku | Aww | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| Goku | Ok | |
| Goku | Bye | |
| DarkonZero | Bye.... | |
| Goku | Bye | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Oct 20 03:25:53 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Oct 20 20:06:40 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'The Sent is birthday.' | ||
| *** Set by Sentroid9X on Wed Oct 20 20:08:34 | ||
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| superspy | well, admissions seemed to think so | |
| jasoN | hi DZ | |
| superspy | I didn't | |
| DarkonZero | Hey all.... | |
| BobIshmael | DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | BOB! | |
| DeRaptor | Heeeeey Zero! | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| BobIshmael | soN, it's from this one guy... Uh.. I forget his name... He was in that one thing.. | |
| Sentroid9X | WE! | |
| BobIshmael | Y'know that one thing... | |
| CallipyG | if i were still getting my grades from 2 years ago, i'd be fine | |
| BobIshmael | Called #Deep13. | |
| jasoN | oh, that one thing? | |
| DarkonZero | Now the topic is definitely will cause a brain tumor. | |
| jasoN | i know | |
| jasoN | i liked the old topic better | |
| BobIshmael | Then why'd you say "what's the sound from?" | |
| BobIshmael | "What" implies a thing. Not a person. | |
| DeRaptor | The Sent is STINKY. Phew! | |
| DarkonZero | So... | |
| Sentroid9X | whoops, forgot about that | |
| jasoN | cause you seemed like you wanted to field a motherly question | |
| BobIshmael | El Sent es grande. | |
| * Sentroid9X throws his flaming bag of poo at De | ||
| DarkonZero | Sent is a birthday of who? | |
| BobIshmael | No. I hate that motherly stuff. | |
| jasoN | i know | |
| Sentroid9X | now the 'tor is STINKY | |
| * DeRaptor ducks. | ||
| jasoN | (sniff) | |
| * Sentroid9X chuckles | ||
| * MSTAnon is listening to "Shine On You Crazy Diamond Part IV". | ||
| * DeRaptor chucks the bag of poo back at 'troid. | ||
| * Sentroid9X dissolves from the room | ||
| BobIshmael | De, get me letters? | |
| MSTAnon | They were P, Q, and T. | |
| DarkonZero | So....Sent's birthday is like a flaming paperbag of poo? | |
| BobIshmael | And V. | |
| MSTAnon | Oh, right. | |
| Sentroid9X | no. That's what I got from Anon, DZ. | |
| DeRaptor | No, actually, they were B, I, T, E, M and E, Anon. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| MSTAnon | Hehe. | |
| MSTAnon | What about M, R, x, and L? | |
| Sentroid9X | <MSTAnon> Thanks, Sent! Happy birthday! =D | |
| Sentroid9X | <Sentroid9X> Thanks. Now give me my present. | |
| Sentroid9X | <MSTAnon> Are you sure you want my *present*? | |
| Sentroid9X | <Sentroid9X> If it's a flaming bag of poo, then yes. | |
| Sentroid9X | * MSTAnon gives Sent his flaming bag of poo. | |
| Sentroid9X | <MSTAnon> Now blow it out and make a wish! | |
| * DeRaptor gives 'troid a possessed furby. | ||
| Sentroid9X | gah! | |
| superspy | *sniff* | |
| superspy | sent didn't like my slab of meat | |
| * Sentroid9X stuffs it with a hand grenade | ||
| * MSTAnon is listening to "Shine On You Crazy Diamond Part V". | ||
| jasoN | i'm the only one who gave him a serious present! don't the rest of you EVEN CARE?! | |
| superspy | I slaughtered a horse for you and this is the thanks I get?! | |
| * Sentroid9X is listening to silence | ||
| Sentroid9X | actually that's not entirely true | |
| * Sentroid9X is listening to Rob Zombie | ||
| * DeRaptor watches the furby fly up into Deep 10 from the force of the explosion. | ||
| * MSTAnon is listening to "Welcome to the Machine". | ||
| jasoN | deep10...who lives there? | |
| Sentroid9X | Frank Stallone | |
| jasoN | aol spazzed up on me...brb | |
| * BobIshmael is listening to the scream in his head. | ||
| superspy | sent: don't forget about Miles O' Keefe | |
| superspy | he lives there with frank | |
| BobIshmael | Plural. Screams. | |
| DeRaptor | 'troid, quit fantasizing about that guy. | |
| MSTAnon | Tee-hee. | |
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has quit IRC (Read error to jasoN[ABD55D9B.ipt.aol.com]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| * Sentroid9X stuffs a hand grenade in the 'tor | ||
| MSTAnon | Here comes jasoN. | |
| * DeRaptor spits the grenade back at 'troid. | ||
| BobIshmael | Liar. | |
| BobIshmael | 'tor? | |
| *** jasoN is on IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has joined #deep13 | ||
| * jasoN jasons back in | ||
| DeRaptor | wb Nosaj. | |
| BobIshmael | Not Johnson, I hope. | |
| MSTAnon | What'd I say? | |
| jasoN | tanks | |
| Sentroid9X | sadly, yes | |
| DarkonZero | Oh....how the lufe flows in this room! | |
| Sentroid9X | it's say it creeps | |
| Sentroid9X | it's=i'd | |
| DeRaptor | It sort of fizzles and festers. | |
| DarkonZero | Or idlely sits.... | |
| jasoN | or falls asleep on the couch | |
| BobIshmael | OR BURNS IN HELL! | |
| jasoN | quiet mom, and take your medication | |
| BobIshmael | DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! | |
| * DeRaptor pins Bob down and stuffs the pills down his throat. | ||
| * BobIshmael pretends to sallow. | ||
| * jasoN holds bob's nose shut | ||
| jasoN | SWALLOW IT! | |
| jasoN | it's for your own good | |
| * BobIshmael spits it out and gets all Jackie Chan on everyone. | ||
| * DeRaptor puts Bob in a body bag and hangs him from the ceiling until he takes his pills. | ||
| * MSTAnon is listening to "Have a Cigar". | ||
| * BobIshmael stops and sits down. | ||
| DarkonZero | So he's gonna bungle around. | |
| BobIshmael | Nah-uh! You can't do that! | |
| BobIshmael | DE IS CHEATING! | |
| * superspy shoots bob with his freeze-gun | ||
| BobIshmael | NO FAIR! NO FAIR! | |
| * DarkonZero feels a certain (but stupid) power surge through him... | ||
| * jasoN shoots bob with his stinky-gun | ||
| BobIshmael | I'm going home. | |
| DarkonZero | I AM...! | |
| * DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRADORK15,16,0!6,0 | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork | ||
| * BobIshmael takes all his toys and leaves. | ||
| UltraDork | Ok... | |
| superspy | HEY | |
| MSTAnon | Oh, geez... | |
| DeRaptor | D'OH! | |
| UltraDork | What's the problem? | |
| superspy | that transformer's mine! | |
| jasoN | ohh | |
| * MSTAnon points and laughs at UltraDork. | ||
| * superspy chases bob | ||
| * jasoN trips bob | ||
| * superspy pummels bob until he's knocked out and takes the toy | ||
| superspy | oh............... | |
| superspy | wait | |
| * BobIshmael falls and spills the toys everywhere. | ||
| superspy | I'm sorry, this is yours | |
| BobIshmael | OW! STOP IT! | |
| * BobIshmael cries. | ||
| superspy | my bad. | |
| UltraDork | Well....it seems that my job is done here. | |
| * BobIshmael runs away crying. | ||
| UltraDork | I AM NO LONGER...! | |
| * UltraDork loses his dumb power and returns back to his old moronic, sorta secret alter-ego, DarkonZero. | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** UltraDork is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DeRaptor | Bob, ya big wuss. | |
| DeRaptor | You're startin' to remind me of Crow. | |
| BobIshmael | *sniff*HE HIT ME! | |
| BobIshmael | AND TOOK MY TOYS! | |
| superspy | well... | |
| superspy | I..uh | |
| * jasoN looks at Bob | ||
| * superspy humbly apologizes to bob | ||
| jasoN | sounds like someone needs a...TIME OUT! | |
| * DeRaptor gives Bob his toys back. | ||
| DeRaptor | geez. | |
| DeRaptor | You really want this raggedy ann doll? | |
| superspy | where is the spoiled brat anyway, de? | |
| DeRaptor | He's in his room. | |
| jasoN | dont send him there, that's where all his cool toys are! | |
| * BobIshmael gets his USMC sniper ego that Callip gave him. | ||
| BobIshmael | Bastards. You want a piece of me?! | |
| DeRaptor | Well, at least he's out of our hair, Nosaj. | |
| DeRaptor | No, Bob. Chill out. | |
| CallipyG | Uh... | |
| * MSTAnon is listening to "Wish You Were Here". | ||
| * jasoN takes the gun away | ||
| CallipyG | no, I gave a sniper rifle to your ego... i didnt give an ego to you | |
| jasoN | no, mom | |
| * BobIshmael puts on his laid-back ego. | ||
| jasoN | BAD! | |
| BobIshmael | S'all good. | |
| * BobIshmael listens to some Manheim Steamroller. | ||
| DeRaptor | Hmm. So. | |
| jasoN | yes | |
| * DarkonZero mistakes one of Bob's egos as an Eggo and decides to toast it. | ||
| jasoN | i agree | |
| DeRaptor | mmmm...waffles! | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| * CallipyG listens to Wilson Phillips | ||
| BobIshmael | Leggo my ego. | |
| CallipyG | uh...did i totally slaughter the spelling on that? | |
| DarkonZero | No... | |
| DarkonZero | IT'S MINE! | |
| BobIshmael | Fine, suit yourself. | |
| * jasoN sends DZ to HIS room | ||
| * BobIshmael is glad he has a aresenic-laced ego. | ||
| *** Sentroid9X is now known as POO | ||
| DarkonZero | Time for a bit of solitude... | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and steps into it. | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZInCube | ||
| * POO PIE | ||
| DeRaptor | 'troid...seek help. | |
| DZInCube | POO sure talks enough of it! | |
| DeRaptor | Anybody who types /nick POO on a regular basis should. | |
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael is now known as FreezedBob | ||
| MSTAnon | Heh. | |
| * FreezedBob suddenly gets all freezed. | ||
| *** POO is now known as DEPOO | ||
| *** MSTAnon has left IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon is now known as POO | ||
| *** MSTAnon is on IRC | ||
| *** POO is now known as MSTAnon | ||
| DEPOO | tee-hee | |
| *** CallipyG has left IRC | ||
| *** CallipyG is now known as Mar | ||
| *** Mar is now known as Marz | ||
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| *** MSTAnon has left IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon is now known as MarsBar | ||
| *** DEPOO is now known as Marsh | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor is now known as Marvin | ||
| *** Marz is now known as CallipyQ | ||
| CallipyQ | well, i gotta go | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** Marvin is now known as DeRaptor | ||
| DeRaptor | bye, Q. | |
| MarsBar | Yeah, you can use it! | |
| superspy | later | |
| DZInCube | Bye Q! | |
| *** MSTAnon is on IRC | ||
| *** MarsBar is now known as MSTAnon | ||
| *** SenTroid91 is on IRC | ||
| *** Marsh is now known as SenTroid91 | ||
| *** CallipyQ is now known as G | ||
| G | yeah, there we go. | |
| G | bye | |
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| *** jasoN is now known as N | ||
| *** SenTroid91 has left IRC | ||
| *** SenTroid91 is now known as BooBooKitt | ||
| *** G has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| * MSTAnon is listening to "Shine On You Crazy Diamond Part VI". | ||
| [BooBooKitt SOUND] | ||
| [BooBooKitt SOUND] | ||
| *** DeRaptor changes topic to 'ALL BOW DOWN TO JOELHOVA! INFIDELS!' | ||
| [BooBooKitt SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'jericho.wav' | ||
| [BooBooKitt SOUND] | ||
| * N pushes superspy into a wall | ||
| N | *thud* | |
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor is now known as D | ||
| *** MSTAnon has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon is now known as DeRaptor | ||
| DeRaptor | Tee-hee! | |
| *** MSTAnon is on IRC | ||
| *** N is now known as MSTAnon | ||
| MSTAnon | HAHA! | |
| DeRaptor | D'oh! | |
| *** jasoN is on IRC | ||
| *** D is now known as jasoN | ||
| jasoN | heeheehee! | |
| MSTAnon | doh | |
| jasoN | Um...we're stuck, aren't we? | |
| * MSTAnon kicks jasoN's butt | ||
| *** CallipyG is on IRC | ||
| *** BooBooKitt is now known as CallipyG | ||
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| *** jasoN is now known as DRaptor | ||
| MSTAnon | that was kinda thereputic | |
| superspy | oh! | |
| superspy | ... | |
| *** MSTAnon has left IRC | ||
| *** jasoN is on IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon is now known as jasoN | ||
| superspy | I mean OW | |
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon is on IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor is now known as MSTAnon | ||
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** DRaptor is now known as DeRaptor | ||
| DeRaptor | better. | |
| *** CallipyG has left IRC | ||
| *** CallipyG is now known as Peepoo | ||
| * superspy punches N in the face | ||
| jasoN | that was kinda odd | |
| jasoN | ow | |
| jasoN | you... | |
| jasoN | you....! | |
| * superspy trips jasoN | ||
| * MSTAnon is listening to "Shine On You Crazy Diamond Part VII". | ||
| * superspy jasoNs | ||
| * Peepoo on everyone | ||
| * jasoN throws superspy at Anon | ||
| superspy | ahhhh | |
| MSTAnon | Ow! Quit it. | |
| * superspy throws anon at jasoN | ||
| MSTAnon | Ow! Quit it. | |
| jasoN | Ow! Quit it. | |
| * MSTAnon weighs 150 lbs. | ||
| * DeRaptor throws Anon at "peepoo" | ||
| MSTAnon | Ow! Quit it. | |
| * jasoN throws superspy at "peepoo" | ||
| [Peepoo SOUND] | ||
| * MSTAnon doubts any of you could throw him. | ||
| DeRaptor | Oh yeaaah? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 't-uloser.wav' | ||
| [Peepoo SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor gets into fighting stance, and falls over. | ||
| * Peepoo goes on everyone | ||
| superspy | well, anon | |
| DeRaptor | 'troid, you really, really need help. | |
| superspy | we all weigh the average weight for the average adult (pardon the grammar, I'm REALLY tired) | |
| *** Peepoo is now known as Troid | ||
| superspy | and none of us have really had problems throwing each other before | |
| DeRaptor | Thank you. | |
| jasoN | i could throw any one of you! | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah, it's a nutty chatroom with cartoon physics and...stuff. | |
| *** Sen has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| * jasoN tapes de's eyes shut | ||
| * DeRaptor peels the tape off and duct-tapes jasoN's buttcheeks shut. | ||
| Sen | hey! Get back here! | |
| * Sen runs after Troid | ||
| * superspy ties jasoN to bob's chair | ||
| superspy | wait till your mother gets home | |
| jasoN | no! | |
| jasoN | lemme go! | |
| FreezedBob | Mmmm mft! | |
| jasoN | lemme go! | |
| superspy | she doesn't like anyone sitting in the chair | |
| FreezedBob | Mmmm mft! | |
| superspy | right, bob | |
| * MSTAnon is listening to "Shine On You Crazy Diamond Part VIII". | ||
| * superspy unfreezes bob | ||
| *** Ninetyone has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * jasoN breaks through the ropes and karate-chops superspy | ||
| FreezedBob | GET THE HELL OUT OIF MY CHAIR! | |
| DZInCube | It's time to return to socializing... | |
| * DZInCube steps out of his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and puts it away. | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DZInCube is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| Ninetyone | Get back here, you two! | |
| *** FreezedBob is now known as NoFreezeBo | ||
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** NoFreezeBo is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| * DeRaptor watches the three pieces of Sent chase each other around. | ||
| * Ninetyone bumps into Troid | ||
| *** Ninetyone has quit IRC (I'm gone. Happy now?!) | ||
| DeRaptor | "FrozenBob" might work too... | |
| *** Troid is now known as Troid91 | ||
| * superspy double=knots jasoNs restraint | ||
| BobIshmael | Freezed. | |
| superspy | me laughs real maniacal like | |
| * Sen chases Troid91 | ||
| *** Troid91 is now known as troid91 | ||
| * Sen jumps on troid91 | ||
| *** Sen has quit IRC (I'm gone. Happy now?!) | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is on IRC | ||
| *** troid91 is now known as Sentroid91 | ||
| * MSTAnon is listening to "Shine On You Crazy Diamond Part IX". | ||
| Sentroid91 | ahh, I feel better | |
| Sentroid91 | Rocky IX? | |
| DeRaptor | Sent. No more with the Stallones, okay? | |
| Sentroid91 | What about the Travoltas? | |
| Sentroid91 | Or the Swayzes? | |
| BobIshmael | Or the mental retardation. | |
| Sentroid91 | or them? | |
| BobIshmael | If you could lay off both of those, I'd be happy. | |
| DarkonZero | What about the Sheens? | |
| Sentroid91 | Or the Estevez's? | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor shrugs. | ||
| BobIshmael | Don't encourage him, DZ. | |
| Sentroid91 | Or that Stallones? | |
| DarkonZero | I encourage me. | |
| DeRaptor | Just no more Stallone. Or at least Frank. We're not HomeGame, we don't need to be obsessed with a celebrity. | |
| * MSTAnon farts. | ||
| DeRaptor | Except the Brains, of course. | |
| Sentroid91 | okay. | |
| BobIshmael | Well said, De. | |
| *** MSTAnon was kicked by DeRaptor (shoo.) | ||
| Sentroid91 | So.. how bout that Jackie Stallone? | |
| *** MSTAnon has joined #Deep13 | ||
| MSTAnon | LOL! | |
| *** MSTAnon was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BobIshmael (Oops. )) | ||
| *** MSTAnon has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'classicalgas.mid' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Awww. | |
| MSTAnon | LOL! | |
| *** MSTAnon was kicked by Sentroid91 (12my foot slipped. 1L4o1G4i1C4a1L I4r1C) | ||
| BobIshmael | Lag. | |
| *** MSTAnon has joined #Deep13 | ||
| MSTAnon | LOL! | |
| * BobIshmael ponders opping everyone, except Anon. | ||
| MSTAnon | What'd I do? | |
| * DeRaptor snickers. | ||
| superspy | hehe | |
| Sentroid91 | you broke wind | |
| MSTAnon | Nothing I don't normally do. | |
| * MSTAnon is listening to nothing. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'hhh.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | It just seems like you're south-parking up the place. | |
| * MSTAnon hates South Park. | ||
| Sentroid91 | He is | |
| Sentroid91 | He's from Colorado too | |
| * superspy listens to Jimmy Olsen's Blues | ||
| DeRaptor | You're still bringing its essence into the room. | |
| * MSTAnon hates the Broncos. There's no denying that. | ||
| MSTAnon | GO PACKERS!!! =( | |
| * superspy SO wanted a subway series | ||
| superspy | *sniff* | |
| * DeRaptor hates sports in general...except to yell "PACKERS!", yes. | ||
| Sentroid91 | we all did, spy... we all did | |
| superspy | baseball's the one exception to my "I hate sports" rule | |
| Sentroid91 | Now we get the Yanks to win. | |
| superspy | GO BACK TO JERSEY, YA' BUM! | |
| superspy | sorry | |
| superspy | that was uncalled for | |
| * MSTAnon is listening to "Hey You". | ||
| Sentroid91 | I can't go back. I'm already there. | |
| Sentroid91 | oh, and I just realized something I hate about Colorado..... the Avalanche | |
| MSTAnon | Hey! | |
| MSTAnon | I like the Avalanche! | |
| * Sentroid91 goes back to his new family of NY Ranger jerseys | ||
| MSTAnon | Uh... | |
| MSTAnon | http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=184618555 | |
| Sentroid91 | i've got 5 of them | |
| superspy | uh | |
| superspy | why, sent? | |
| Sentroid91 | www.americanexpress.com | |
| * DeRaptor picks up her plastic stegosaurus and wonders who to throw it at. | ||
| MSTAnon | Heh. | |
| Sentroid91 | Because it's fun | |
| * superspy points to N | ||
| MSTAnon | www.msties.com | |
| superspy | <him, him> | |
| Sentroid91 | www.bttf.com | |
| DeRaptor | Yes, Anon. | |
| MSTAnon | Back to the Future? | |
| DeRaptor | www.terribleclaw.com/mst3k | |
| Sentroid91 | yup | |
| MSTAnon | Cool! =D | |
| * DeRaptor grumbles as her page takes a long time to load. | ||
| DeRaptor | there it goes. | |
| Sentroid91 | http://mstiegate.cjb.net/ghostbusters.html | |
| BobIshmael | Um... http://attmtn.cjb.net? | |
| BobIshmael | De, who hosts your site? | |
| superspy | sent...? | |
| superspy | word of advice? | |
| superspy | embedded audio files *really* irk me | |
| BobIshmael | Told ya', Sent. | |
| Sentroid91 | You did not | |
| superspy | then I just did | |
| superspy | major no no of web design | |
| DeRaptor | superuser.net | |
| Sentroid91 | You said the Previews didn't look good centered | |
| superspy | ooh! | |
| superspy | finally! | |
| superspy | I can do an MSTape session | |
| Sentroid91 | eh? | |
| superspy | nevermind | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, read the log. I said to lose the background sound. | |
| superspy | JUST NEVERMIND | |
| Sentroid91 | odd. you never mentioned that last night | |
| BobIshmael | <Sentroid91> http://mstiegate.cjb.net/ghostbusters.html | |
| BobIshmael | <Sentroid91> tell me what you think | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Lose whatever's in the backgroud and don't center the "Previews" part. Only center the word "Previews," nothing else. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> And don't center any of the stuff on the bottom. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Other than that, it's just dandy. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'starwars2.mid' | ||
| * DeRaptor plays a random midi: 11,12starwars2.mid | ||
| superspy | yeah, sent | |
| superspy | background sound tags are just as evil as the <blink> tag | |
| superspy | which bob used in his own little ironic way somewhere on his site | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Lose whatever's in the backgroud and don't center the "Previews" part. Only center the word "Previews," nothing else. | |
| Sentroid91 | I don't see anything about sound embedding, or whatever | |
| BobIshmael | Well... Background, anyway. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Lose whatever's in the backgroud [<--RIGHT HERE, STUPID!] and don't center the "Previews" part. Only center the word "Previews," nothing else. | |
| BobIshmael | SHEESH~! | |
| * BobIshmael punches a pillow. | ||
| BobIshmael | So.. spy, what's new with you? | |
| superspy | is it a "jasoN" shaped pillow? | |
| superspy | namuchj | |
| Sentroid91 | I still don't see it | |
| superspy | I went ghost-chasing tonight | |
| superspy | that was fun | |
| BobIshmael | Actually, yes. A pilloW. | |
| jasoN | hehe | |
| jasoN | wait, that's not funny | |
| BobIshmael | What are you talking about? It's hilarious. | |
| jasoN | FUNT? | |
| * DeRaptor sniffles, since this became true: http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/5679 | ||
| BobIshmael | You're missing an en. | |
| jasoN | drat | |
| jasoN | i hate it when i typo a typo | |
| DarkonZero | Time for a bit of solitude... | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and steps into it. | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZInCube | ||
| superspy | so nobody cares that I went ghost-chasing | |
| superspy | FINE | |
| * superspy gets into DZ's cube | ||
| * BobIshmael climbs into DZ's cube, as well. | ||
| DeRaptor | Which ghost did you chase, supe-...oh. | |
| BobIshmael | Hi, spy, DZ. | |
| superspy | hi bob | |
| * MSTAnon is listening to "Comfortably Numb". | ||
| * DeRaptor opens the top of the cube and drops in. | ||
| * jasoN climbs into the cube | ||
| superspy | dah!!! | |
| superspy | ok... | |
| superspy | who farted? | |
| DeRaptor | ANON! | |
| * superspy looks at anon | ||
| * jasoN looks at anon | ||
| jasoN | lol | |
| superspy | it's that damn AOL ip of his | |
| superspy | gives him gas | |
| MSTAnon | It wasn't me! | |
| superspy | wait | |
| superspy | no | |
| superspy | that's if N farted | |
| DZInCube | Get out! | |
| DZInCube | Get out! | |
| DZInCube | Get out! | |
| DZInCube | Get out! | |
| MSTAnon | It wasn't me! | |
| * BobIshmael BRB: Foods. | ||
| superspy | and that aol ip doesn't give him gas -- just a stigma :) | |
| jasoN | twasn't me, i swear! | |
| * superspy stays in the cube | ||
| DZInCube | Ok... | |
| * DeRaptor starts pushing the walls of the cube out so it becomes a sphere. | ||
| DZInCube | If you're gonna stay. | |
| DZInCube | DON"T MESS WITH THE CUBE! | |
| * jasoN messes with the cube | ||
| DeRaptor | nyeah. | |
| jasoN | rats | |
| DZInCube | MY CUBE....MY RILES! | |
| * DeRaptor jumps out. | ||
| DZInCube | RULES EVEN! | |
| DeRaptor | Riles? | |
| * superspy hangs posters on the cube walls | ||
| * DeRaptor hangs a poster of Crow in front of DZ's face. | ||
| * superspy gets out the poster of jasoN's mom | ||
| superspy | Ms. January, where HAVE you been? | |
| DZInCube | No one likes me... | |
| jasoN | eek! | |
| DeRaptor | Bob...in a swimsuit...*shudder* | |
| DZInCube | *sniff* | |
| * jasoN burns it | ||
| superspy | HEY! | |
| superspy | that was signed and EVERYTHING | |
| jasoN | that's my MOTHER! | |
| DZInCube | It's time to return to socializing... | |
| * DZInCube steps out of his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and puts it away. | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DZInCube is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'momsong.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Whoever was in my cube is screwed now. | |
| superspy | why's that? | |
| * BobIshmael screams from DZ's cube. | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| * DeRaptor finds a pile of porno mags with Bob on the cover in Anon's room. | ||
| DarkonZero | Sorry Bob. | |
| * BobIshmael crawls out of the cube. | ||
| superspy | bob! they burned my poster! | |
| DarkonZero | Time for a bit of solitude... | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and steps into it. | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZInCube | ||
| BobIshmael | Grumble rassimfrassim. | |
| DZInCube | Get out now.... | |
| BobIshmael | Already am. | |
| DZInCube | Gonna put cube away. | |
| MSTAnon | Hey! | |
| MSTAnon | Uh, no. | |
| DZInCube | It's time to return to socializing... | |
| * DZInCube steps out of his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and puts it away. | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DZInCube is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | There. | |
| * BobIshmael now has a bad turkey sammich, Ritz crackers, and a Sunny Delight. | ||
| superspy | [from subspace] HELP! | |
| superspy | [from subspace] I'm stuck in the cube! | |
| *** Terry has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | Jones! | |
| BobIshmael | WHOOOOOOO! | |
| DeRaptor | Hey, a 'bot with black abs! | |
| superspy | [from subspace] and it reeks of Anon's little gift! | |
| DeRaptor | Whatever that means. | |
| BobIshmael | #s8...tan. | |
| * Terry raids this temple and steals away all of the vestal virgins | ||
| DarkonZero | Time for a bit of solitude... | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and steps into it. | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZInCube | ||
| DZInCube | Spy... | |
| * superspy gets out of the cube | ||
| DZInCube | You can get out now. | |
| DZInCube | It's time to return to socializing... | |
| * DZInCube steps out of his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and puts it away. | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DZInCube is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| BobIshmael | Hey! Let go of jasoN, Terry! | |
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| DarkonZero | Now is veryone out? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes....veryone! | |
| DeRaptor | Um...didn't we have some vestal virgins, over there? | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe, I ain't tellin'. | |
| superspy | brb phone | |
| BobIshmael | No, just jasoN. | |
| BobIshmael | My name isn't phone, spy. | |
| * Terry puts jasoN into a veil and makes him/her/it do a little dance | ||
| BobIshmael | jasoN does that, anyway. | |
| Terry | Dance Monkey thing, dance! | |
| * Terry plays the congo drums | ||
| DarkonZero | WE GOT A CANADIAN! | |
| DeRaptor | Bob's jasoN's mom, you know. He/she's the one with the gender problem. | |
| BobIshmael | AHHHHHHHH! | |
| BobIshmael | A FROG! | |
| * Sentroid91 has to go now... c-yas | ||
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| DeRaptor | bye 'troid. | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Sent | |
| * BobIshmael runs around in circles. | ||
| *** Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
| *** Sentroid91 has quit IRC (Okay... dying now....) | ||
| BobIshmael | Stupid Sent. | |
| DeRaptor | Yup. | |
| * DeRaptor trips Bob. | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | I was just standing here, De. | |
| DeRaptor | Bob, you have issues, don't you? | |
| BobIshmael | You'd have to push me over or something. | |
| DeRaptor | * BobIshmael runs around in circles. | |
| BobIshmael | Issues of what? | |
| *** superspy has left IRC | ||
| *** superspy is now known as spy-phone | ||
| BobIshmael | Guns & Ammo? | |
| DeRaptor | Um...come to think of it, i donwanna know. | |
| BobIshmael | VW Trends? | |
| BobIshmael | C'mon, out with it! | |
| * Terry isn't a frog, her is a charlie redneck | ||
| BobIshmael | You can't be a Canadian redneck, Frog! | |
| DeRaptor | Nosaj Baby Pictures Weekly. | |
| Terry | er he rather | |
| Terry | I can kick your ass | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| BobIshmael | I'm scared. | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe you can | |
| jasoN | i was a cute baby! | |
| BobIshmael | Someone hold me. | |
| DeRaptor | hmmm... | |
| Terry | And outdrink yer pitiful american butt | |
| BobIshmael | Boohooo. Look at me cry. | |
| * DeRaptor points her age-reverser-thingy at N and reverts him to infancy. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey Backbacon.... | |
| DeRaptor | Awww, look at the little evil baby. | |
| BobIshmael | (In case you didn't know, Frog, this is called sarcasm.) | |
| * DeRaptor ponders sending Terry the Canada song... | ||
| Terry | Yes gun toting member of the religios right :) | |
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| *** jasoN is now known as BabyjasoN | ||
| Terry | Religious rather | |
| Terry | since we're trading nationalistic stereotypes | |
| BobIshmael | Sure, Frog. You're piss drunk. Don't deny it. | |
| Terry | I'm Canadian, of course I'm drunk | |
| Terry | :) | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Why don't you go drink that stupid beer of your's and go play hockey? | |
| DarkonZero | Eh! | |
| BobIshmael | And say "eh" too much. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, that's the one. | |
| Terry | I only drink Guiness for beer... otherwise I make it myself | |
| DeRaptor | Your name isn't "Zap" is it? | |
| Terry | and smoke a lot of pot | |
| BobIshmael | Quiet, Zap. | |
| BobIshmael | Zap Frogsdower. | |
| Terry | There is after all, only 3 cops for a 60 mile radius | |
| Terry | here in Saskatchewan | |
| BobIshmael | 3 cops... in all of Canada. | |
| DeRaptor | And they all wear kilts? heheheh. | |
| Terry | Only in Nova Scotia | |
| BobIshmael | Hey, Frog! Can't you keep your provinces under control? | |
| * DeRaptor sings the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen song. | ||
| * DeRaptor bounces up and down on the couch and crashes into the ceiling. | ||
| BabyjasoN | gaga | |
| BabyjasoN | gooo | |
| Terry | No, but then you can't keep your militias under control so we're even :) | |
| Terry | At least Frogs don't blow up buildings | |
| * BobIshmael beats jasoN within an inch of his life. | ||
| Terry | well, unless they are a member of the FLQ | |
| DeRaptor | Bob! Quit shaking your son! | |
| * DarkonZero feels a certain (but stupid) power surge through him... | ||
| DeRaptor | D'OH! | |
| DarkonZero | I AM...! | |
| * DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRADORK15,16,0!6,0 | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork | ||
| BabyjasoN | NO! | |
| BobIshmael | Of course, they can't. They have webbed feet. Frogs blowing up buildings, indeed. | |
| BabyjasoN | er, i mean GAA! | |
| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
| *** spy-phone is now known as superspy | ||
| UltraDork | I see we have a Canadian here.... | |
| Terry | But we beat the crap out of all the terrorist frogs... and you know the french. They're pussies | |
| * superspy grabs de's age ray | ||
| DeRaptor | hey... | |
| * superspy points it at N | ||
| BobIshmael | And half of Canada is French. I rest my case. | |
| * superspy zaps N to age 10 | ||
| * UltraDork knows that Terry loves the French. | ||
| superspy | now we can make stupid jokes and make him cry | |
| Terry | Half of Canada isn't french, a quarter of Canada isn't french | |
| BobIshmael | Until Callip shows up. He lufes Canadians. | |
| *** BabyjasoN is now known as N-at-10 | ||
| Terry | er a quarter of Canada is french | |
| * superspy notes that N was strange-lookin' kid | ||
| Terry | making a lot of mental typos tonight | |
| BobIshmael | Don't lie to us, Frenchie. | |
| * Terry is Injun, not frenchie | ||
| N-at-10 | i take after mom | |
| BobIshmael | That's because you're higher 'an hell. | |
| DeRaptor | If Terry loves the French, does he love Jerry Lewis too? | |
| DeRaptor | Cuz...um...hmmm. | |
| DeRaptor | OH LADY! | |
| UltraDork | Probably.... | |
| * DeRaptor falls over. | ||
| BobIshmael | De, no! Bad! | |
| DeRaptor | what? | |
| UltraDork | I AM NO LONGER...! | |
| * UltraDork loses his dumb power and returns back to his old moronic, sorta secret alter-ego, DarkonZero. | ||
| BobIshmael | Go lay down. | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** UltraDork is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| BobIshmael | Baaaaad. | |
| * superspy proceeds to tell N that he can't go on the roller coaster 'cuz he can't reach the line | ||
| N-at-10 | what??? | |
| N-at-10 | NO! | |
| N-at-10 | i wanna go!! | |
| N-at-10 | i wanna go!! | |
| N-at-10 | i wanna go!! | |
| N-at-10 | i wanna go!! | |
| N-at-10 | i wanna go!! | |
| * BobIshmael kicks his soN in the kneecap. | ||
| N-at-10 | i wanna go!! | |
| BobIshmael | Shut up. | |
| N-at-10 | aghhh | |
| * N-at-10 collapses | ||
| BobIshmael | You can't ride and that's that. | |
| Terry | Well, it's been fun, but you guys are kinda... well how to say this... | |
| * BobIshmael proceeds to kick his soN in the ribs. | ||
| Terry | kinda boring :) | |
| Terry | Bye, bye | |
| BobIshmael | Trust me, it's for your own good. | |
| superspy | weird? | |
| N-at-10 | ghhhh | |
| *** Terry has left #deep13 | ||
| superspy | screwy? | |
| N-at-10 | ahhhrr | |
| BobIshmael | You'll thank me later. | |
| * N-at-10 cries to De | ||
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| * BobIshmael continues to kick his soN in the ribs. | ||
| DarkonZero | WE WON! | |
| BobIshmael | De, stay out of this! You don't have a son! | |
| BobIshmael | DON'T TELL ME HOW TO MOTHERLY! | |
| * DeRaptor locks Bob in the bathroom. | ||
| BobIshmael | *kick* | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah, but I have a robot I payed a nickel for. | |
| DarkonZero | Well we won.......with a bit of a insult at us. | |
| BobIshmael | It's not the same. | |
| BobIshmael | These things poop and make annoying noises. | |
| * DeRaptor uses the age thing to age N to...however old he was before. | ||
| DeRaptor | What do you think load pans are for? | |
| *** N-at-10 is now known as N-at-21 | ||
| superspy | N is 21? | |
| BobIshmael | soN, remember the good ol' days? | |
| N-at-21 | woohoo! | |
| DeRaptor | And what's "DEEEEEEEEEEE!" ever ten seconds all about? | |
| N-at-21 | yes | |
| * superspy is one year below N | ||
| BobIshmael | Good times. | |
| superspy | wait.... | |
| * N-at-21 buys spy some booze | ||
| superspy | Bob, how old are you? | |
| BobIshmael | 7. | |
| DeRaptor | N, were you 21 before? | |
| N-at-21 | ever since june | |
| DeRaptor | Ah. | |
| *** CrowTRobot has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * CrowTRobot falls out of the Umbilicus into #Deep13. | ||
| * CrowTRobot wanders in. | ||
| superspy | so how could you be N's moth---- | |
| CrowTRobot | Um...hiyee! | |
| * superspy has a headache | ||
| BobIshmael | Remember? He came in here and made a big deal out of it. *tink* | |
| CrowTRobot | AAAAAH1 | |
| * CrowTRobot hides behind De. | ||
| BobIshmael | Hi, De. | |
| * DeRaptor hits Bob with his own hammer. | ||
| * BobIshmael does something really impressive to avoid getting hit. | ||
| BobIshmael | Bet you didn't see THAT coming. | |
| * DeRaptor just plain smashes Bob with the couch. | ||
| DeRaptor | Stay away from my robot. | |
| BobIshmael | (from under couch)Yes'm. | |
| superspy | de, is he still re-programmed? | |
| DeRaptor | Uh...not really. | |
| superspy | oh, crap | |
| * CrowTRobot wraps his arms around De's leg and falls asleep. | ||
| * superspy stares at Crow funny -- just to see what happens | ||
| DeRaptor | I did reprogram him to be calmer, though. | |
| DeRaptor | And now I can't walk. | |
| *** N-at-21 is now known as EVILjasoN | ||
| * DeRaptor picks Crow up and carries him over to the couch. | ||
| DeRaptor | Uh oh... | |
| * EVILjasoN cackles | ||
| superspy | hey, N? | |
| BobIshmael | (from under couch)*tink* the robot! | |
| BobIshmael | (from under couch)*tink* the robot! | |
| DarkonZero | Hey folks...if you need me.....I'll be in "THE LIMBO". | |
| EVILjasoN | yes? | |
| * DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
| Session Close: Wed Oct 20 21:27:06 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Oct 20 21:42:27 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'ALL BOW DOWN TO JOELHOVA! INFIDELS!' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Wed Oct 20 20:36:31 | ||
| * superspy grabs jasoN's nose and knocks it | ||
| * EVILjasoN pulls on spy's ears | ||
| DarkonZero | Well..... | |
| EVILjasoN | hi DZ | |
| * superspy smacks N in the face with a creme pie | ||
| EVILjasoN | may i hum your theme song? | |
| DarkonZero | It seems things are going well.... | |
| * EVILjasoN stuffs a racoon down spy's pants | ||
| DarkonZero | Go ahead.....if it makes you feel better. | |
| * EVILjasoN hums it | ||
| EVILjasoN | it does | |
| * superspy takes the raccoon out | ||
| EVILjasoN | eww, what's he eating? | |
| * superspy attaches ferrets to N's ass | ||
| * EVILjasoN vomits | ||
| EVILjasoN | ack! | |
| * EVILjasoN stuffs a small ostrich in spy's ear | ||
| superspy | ?! | |
| * EVILjasoN shrugs | ||
| * superspy stuffs DZ down N's shorts | ||
| EVILjasoN | argh! | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| * EVILjasoN removes DZ and stuffs him up spy's anus | ||
| superspy | !! | |
| DarkonZero | HEY! | |
| EVILjasoN | surprizingly, the whole DZ fit in there | |
| * superspy uh....gets DZ out with a maneuver too brilliant to describe | ||
| DarkonZero | Leave me out of this. | |
| BobIshmael | What'd Callip's last name? | |
| EVILjasoN | DZ? you may wanna shower | |
| BobIshmael | -d +s | |
| * superspy stuffs anon up N's nose | ||
| superspy | now you've gotta smell his gas ALL THE TIME | |
| * DarkonZero goes to the bathroom to take a shower. | ||
| BobIshmael | *ahem* Callip's last name. Anyone? | |
| EVILjasoN | G? | |
| BobIshmael | Bite me. | |
| superspy | why, bob? | |
| * EVILjasoN bits down on bob's arm | ||
| BobIshmael | Why "why?" | |
| EVILjasoN | *CHOMP* | |
| BobIshmael | Chomp? | |
| EVILjasoN | chomp. | |
| superspy | why do you want his last name? | |
| BobIshmael | Oh. | |
| superspy | I mean, he has SOMETHING down in that field in icq, but I doubt it's legi | |
| superspy | t | |
| BobIshmael | Why do you want to know why I want to know? | |
| superspy | 'cuz | |
| superspy | the only way you're getting the info is if you tell me | |
| * EVILjasoN tries to sniff | ||
| superspy | that's why :) | |
| EVILjasoN | snif- | |
| BobIshmael | I could just whois deep13.org, but I don't feel like it. | |
| EVILjasoN | hmm | |
| EVILjasoN | hey, there's an Anon up my nose!! | |
| EVILjasoN | damn you, spy! | |
| * superspy jasoNs in victory | ||
| superspy | well, why doncha whois it | |
| * EVILjasoN holds his one nostril and blows, shooting a very surprised anon right at spy | ||
| BobIshmael | I will. | |
| superspy | dah! | |
| * superspy catches anon -- all 150lbs of him | ||
| BobIshmael | Big man. | |
| superspy | my GOD man -- you sure that's not 250? | |
| DarkonZero | Later all....I gonna go for now..... | |
| [EVILjasoN SOUND] | ||
| superspy | later | |
| EVILjasoN | cya DZ | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Oct 20 21:51:56 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Oct 20 23:56:23 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Bob distributes kiddy-robot porn.' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Wed Oct 20 23:59:58 | ||
| superspy | DZ, tell Crow that he's always naked | |
| BobIshmael | The day I stand in front of the judge, I'll scream "She lies! That little slut!" | |
| DarkonZero | Crow....you're always naked! | |
| BobIshmael | And... uh... the judge will agree and let me off, | |
| BobIshmael | Period. | |
| BobIshmael | And.. DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | BOB! | |
| superspy | DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | SPY! | |
| DeRaptor | Greetings, DZ. | |
| superspy | BOB! | |
| CrowTRobot | I don't care. Bob is sick! sick! | |
| DarkonZero | Hey De.... | |
| BobIshmael | Pick on DZ. He likes it. | |
| DarkonZero | Do I? | |
| DeRaptor | I think you like it more, Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Yes. | |
| BobIshmael | No. | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't know that.... | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, should I buy a mobile rig or a station? | |
| DarkonZero | Why? | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot... | |
| BobIshmael | What do you mean "why?" Because I want to buy one. | |
| DarkonZero | Mobile rig.... | |
| BobIshmael | Hmm. I suppose I could... | |
| BobIshmael | I guess I could hook it up to an AC power supply. | |
| DarkonZero | Station is too expansive. | |
| DarkonZero | Expensive even... | |
| BobIshmael | Not really. I'm buying through a distrubuter, so it's cheapo. | |
| BobIshmael | A $70+ unit, I can get for $37. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....buy a station then. | |
| BobIshmael | But then I can't set it up in a car. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| DarkonZero | Makeup your damned mind! | |
| BobIshmael | I wish jasoN was here. He's gooid at making up my own mind. | |
| DarkonZero | You want it in a car....or stationary. | |
| DarkonZero | . to ? | |
| BobIshmael | I want it in a car, but don't have a car that I can install it in right now. | |
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| BobIshmael | No one's gonna let me drill holes in the Camry. | |
| DarkonZero | Then get a mobile.... | |
| DeRaptor | What exactly's going on right at the moment? | |
| BobIshmael | Mercy, ratchet-jaw. | |
| DarkonZero | CCB talk De.... | |
| DarkonZero | CB even | |
| BobIshmael | CB, even. | |
| DarkonZero | The old internet. | |
| BobIshmael | Your blowin' smoke here, breaker. | |
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm well versed in CB-speak. | |
| DeRaptor | CB...? | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah.. Like in Riding with Death. | |
| DarkonZero | Citizens Band radio. | |
| BobIshmael | It's where the name "channels" for IRC came from. | |
| DarkonZero | Yup... | |
| DeRaptor | Ah. | |
| DeRaptor | Wow. | |
| BobIshmael | In fact, it's just like IRC. You get a yourself a handle and make a fool of yourself. | |
| BobIshmael | Anyhow, I want to have a mobile for the trip. | |
| DarkonZero | Pretty much. | |
| DeRaptor | heheheh... | |
| * DeRaptor ponders this CBR stuff. | ||
| BobIshmael | De, want some CB sites? | |
| DarkonZero | Used to have a CB and messed with the Spanish speaking channels. | |
| BobIshmael | "Hola, por favor!" | |
| BobIshmael | "Como stay, feliz navidad!" | |
| DarkonZero | No....I ordered Taco Bell. | |
| * DeRaptor cries: http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/5888 | ||
| BobIshmael | Oooh. Cheap camcorders. | |
| DarkonZero | OOOOH! | |
| DarkonZero | HOW MUCH? | |
| BobIshmael | Dunno. I'd have to see the catalog for prices. | |
| DarkonZero | Dammit! | |
| BobIshmael | Usually, it's about half, though. | |
| DarkonZero | CHECK! | |
| DarkonZero | I want one! | |
| BobIshmael | The 'log is at work. | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DarkonZero | ...... | |
| *** OBLiVioN_F has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | I can get you a price by monday and if you send me the cash, I'll place an order for you. | |
| BobIshmael | Hi, idiot. | |
| BobIshmael | Having fun? We are. | |
| BobIshmael | Kevin's an 31337 haX0r. | |
| superspy | OBLiVioN, are you HAx0R? | |
| DeRaptor | heeellooo. | |
| BobIshmael | His friend's call him Kevin. | |
| OBLiVioN_F | NO, but that does look familiar | |
| DeRaptor | Murphy? | |
| DarkonZero | What a hacker he is.... | |
| DarkonZero | Uses his real name. | |
| BobIshmael | Yes, De. | |
| BobIshmael | OBLiVioN, can you haX0r me? | |
| superspy | not a very good one, I bet. hey, is that your name in the whois field... | |
| superspy | ? | |
| OBLiVioN_F | Yes, I #@$!# can | |
| * superspy wanders off to the status window | ||
| * DeRaptor points up to the URL she just posted. 1"God, we were so wrong..." | ||
| BobIshmael | Yeah, real 31337 haXors don't put their name in the whois info. | |
| OBLiVioN_F | Or someone's real name | |
| BobIshmael | What am I saying?! Look at your nick! You MUST be a hAX0r! | |
| * DeRaptor pouts in the corner. | ||
| * BobIshmael wonder if 'blivvy came in here because of the topic. | ||
| BobIshmael | Survey says.. | |
| BobIshmael | Probably. He's a haX0r. | |
| * BobIshmael resumes whatever it was he was doing. | ||
| superspy | hmmm | |
| superspy | well, our friend is from DC | |
| superspy | so at least he's up as late as I am | |
| BobIshmael | OBLiVioN_F, speak or leave. | |
| DarkonZero | SPEAK! | |
| DarkonZero | If he barks.....kick him. | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe he's trying to haX0r my computer. | |
| OBLiVioN_F | Who's from DC? | |
| superspy | you | |
| BobIshmael | Oblivvy, were you trying to haX0r my computer? | |
| BobIshmael | You shouldn't so that. It's mean. | |
| OBLiVioN_F | The ISP I'm connected to is 60 miles outside DC - but you're close | |
| BobIshmael | so? do. | |
| OBLiVioN_F | No Bob | |
| superspy | I mean, it's right there in your IP. yeesh, man. a real hax0r would mask his ip | |
| BobIshmael | Oblivvy, you were trying to haX0r my b0x! Don't deny it! | |
| OBLiVioN_F | All of you are suspects | |
| OBLiVioN_F | But no Bob, I wasn't | |
| BobIshmael | Survey says... | |
| BobIshmael | HaX0r! | |
| superspy | so you're either from Maryland or Virginia | |
| DarkonZero | OK....we kicked that dog.... | |
| DarkonZero | We admit it! | |
| BobIshmael | AHHHHHH! NOISE! | |
| BobIshmael | FROM OUTSIDE! | |
| BobIshmael | AHHHHHHHHHH! | |
| BobIshmael | FREAK OUT! | |
| BobIshmael | Okay, I'm better now. | |
| * superspy proceeds to freak | ||
| OBLiVioN_F | Always from outside - the inside is too danerous | |
| BobIshmael | See what Oblivvy haX0r|Ng has done to me? | |
| BobIshmael | It's got me all a-kimble. | |
| OBLiVioN_F | Paranoia is a healthy response to a sick world | |
| BobIshmael | That sounds like something an 313370 haXor would say. | |
| * superspy bets that oblivion has an aol account | ||
| BobIshmael | A0| haX0r|N9 is the k3w|3s7. | |
| * DarkonZero snickers..... | ||
| OBLiVioN_F | No - I'm anti AOL - the nazis of the cyber world | |
| * superspy slaps OBLiVioN_F around a bit with a large trout | ||
| BobIshmael | Y0u |0v3 A0|, d0n'7 d3ny |7! | |
| OBLiVioN_F | I love to be spanked with fresh water fish | |
| * DarkonZero notices that Oblivvy is wearing a shirt that says "I love AOL." | ||
| *** superspy was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BobIshmael (Err.. uh... Automated trout kick. )) | ||
| *** superspy has joined #deep13 | ||
| * superspy glares at bob | ||
| superspy | idjit | |
| BobIshmael | It's a DELAYED automated trout kick. | |
| BobIshmael | S'not my fault. It's me 31337 script. | |
| superspy | snot? | |
| *** superspy was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BobIshmael (Err.. uh... Automated snot kick. )) | ||
| *** superspy has joined #deep13 | ||
| * superspy smacks bob | ||
| superspy | stop | |
| BobIshmael | It's my script... It's very sensitive. | |
| OBLiVioN_F | Do they have a Witchta Falls in Texas, Dark? | |
| BobIshmael | I'd kick OBLiVioN, but he'd haX0r me. I'm sure of it. | |
| * superspy makes fun of bob's script -- if it's indeed that sensitive | ||
| OBLiVioN_F | Bobs a sensitive guy | |
| DarkonZero | Yes.... | |
| DarkonZero | They have Falls in TX. | |
| superspy | Witchita <sp?> is in kansas, dip | |
| *** superspy was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BobIshmael (P|3as3 d0n'7 haX0r m3! )) | ||
| BobIshmael | DAMNIT! | |
| *** superspy has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | Sorry. | |
| * BobIshmael laughs at his own idiocy. | ||
| * superspy kicks bob in the stomach | ||
| * DeRaptor looks up. | ||
| DeRaptor | woah. | |
| BobIshmael | I meant to kick the haX0r. | |
| BobIshmael | Guess I was nervous. | |
| superspy | right | |
| superspy | bob? | |
| CrowTRobot | lala | |
| CrowTRobot | Deee... | |
| DeRaptor | Hush. | |
| superspy | he's too busy trying to log into aol, let alone hacking into your computer | |
| BobIshmael | They have idiots in TX, too. | |
| OBLiVioN_F | I thought the idiots were all in Denver | |
| superspy | no, the idiots are in atlanta | |
| superspy | they have a club called the "braves" | |
| BobIshmael | Quiet, haX0r! When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. | |
| OBLiVioN_F | I'm sorry | |
| BobIshmael | As you should be. ju ph33r me. | |
| superspy | I think we should moderate the room and give everyone voice except ob | |
| BobIshmael | Bob? | |
| BobIshmael | You will only refer to OBLiVioN_F as "haX0r" or "idiot." | |
| BobIshmael | That and nothing else. | |
| DeRaptor | Can I call him "hacker"? | |
| DeRaptor | I can't stand electrobonics. | |
| OBLiVioN_F | No - you shouldn't use that word | |
| BobIshmael | No, De. | |
| superspy | what 'bout "lamer"? | |
| DarkonZero | We shall call him "bacon". | |
| BobIshmael | That's fine. | |
| BobIshmael | That too. | |
| superspy | so..... | |
| BobIshmael | De, 'livvy isn't a "hacker." He's a "haX0r." | |
| DarkonZero | So......bacon...... | |
| superspy | you know the keyboard to activate the start menu. you must be one 13370 haX0R | |
| BobIshmael | BACONBACONBACON! | |
| superspy | canadian bacon? | |
| BobIshmael | That was Terry, | |
| BobIshmael | Period. | |
| BobIshmael | All this '|337n355 is getting to me. | |
| OBLiVioN_F | Does Bob ever do any serious haXORing? | |
| * BobIshmael ponders an English to HaX0r dictionary. | ||
| BobIshmael | Bob never haX0rs. | |
| BobIshmael | It's 3v|l. | |
| OBLiVioN_F | But a necessary 3v|l | |
| DeRaptor | |30|3, 5#UT U|) | |
| BobIshmael | You're 3|337n355 frightens me. | |
| BobIshmael | "leole, shut ul?" | |
| DeRaptor | no, "Bob, Shut up" | |
| OBLiVioN_F | We're always recruting new talent | |
| CrowTRobot | Deeeeeeeeee... | |
| DeRaptor | WHAT?! | |
| BobIshmael | De, don't pretend to be a haX0r. You can't pull it off like OBLiVioN here. | |
| CrowTRobot | Nothing. | |
| DeRaptor | i tHinK he JuSt TaLks LikE tOrGO oR sOmEtHiNG. | |
| OBLiVioN_F | Well, you boys behave - someone is always watching . . . | |
| superspy | uh huh | |
| BobIshmael | Feel free to kick him, De. | |
| superspy | right, oblivion | |
| * superspy notices the security camera in the corner | ||
| superspy | oh, that silly thing? | |
| *** OBLiVioN_F has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| BobIshmael | I think I've gained five pounds. | |
| BobIshmael | "I am sooooo fat!" | |
| superspy | since when? | |
| BobIshmael | Since before the time I gained five pounds. | |
| BobIshmael | Thank you, I'll be here all night. | |
| BobIshmael | Actually, I will. Only have class tomorrow. | |
| BobIshmael | I LOVE LIFE! | |
| BobIshmael | WHOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| * DeRaptor pokes Bob tummy and watches it jiggle. | ||
| BobIshmael | That's not funny, De. You know damn well that I weigh 300+ lbs/ | |
| BobIshmael | Period. | |
| BobIshmael | Why do you think I'm always here? I can't leave my house. | |
| * superspy realizes that there's not one, single, solitary picture of bob on his site | ||
| BobIshmael | I can get one, if you like. | |
| BobIshmael | However, the latest picture of me is when I had hippie hair. | |
| superspy | 'tis all right | |
| BobIshmael | Good. Because I don't have my scanner drivers, anyway. | |
| BobIshmael | And it's also because I weigh 300 pounds. | |
| BobIshmael | And I'm only 5'2"! | |
| BobIshmael | Pity me! | |
| superspy | riiiight | |
| BobIshmael | I am! | |
| superspy | liar | |
| BobIshmael | How do you know that I'm lying? | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe I'm telling the truth. Ever think of that? | |
| superspy | how do I know that you're telling the truth? | |
| BobIshmael | Because I never lie. | |
| superspy | a ha! | |
| superspy | a1crap.jpg | |
| BobIshmael | Did you rm daterape yet? | |
| BobIshmael | Errr... Delete. | |
| BobIshmael | That's not me. | |
| superspy | ....damn | |
| BobIshmael | That's a friend of mine from the seventh grade. | |
| DeRaptor | Bob, how can we believe anything you say? | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Because I never lie. | |
| superspy | riiight | |
| BobIshmael | Well? | |
| BobIshmael | Ah. | |
| superspy | I guess you'll have to put a picture up -- and something for scale so we can see if you're lying about the height, too | |
| superspy | I sir, don't believe anything unless I've got proof | |
| BobIshmael | Guess my height and weight! Win a cookie! | |
| DeRaptor | I think Bob is 6" tall and weighs 50 kg. | |
| superspy | uh | |
| BobIshmael | Those are two seperate sentences. You'll have to win the cookie and your own. | |
| superspy | 5'2", 300 lbs? | |
| BobIshmael | I have no idea how much a kilogram is, De. | |
| BobIshmael | Could you put that in pounds? | |
| BobIshmael | De doesn't even know how much a kg is! | |
| DarkonZero | Damned metric system! | |
| BobIshmael | Deeeedilydoododiledidlyde. | |
| * superspy takes another whack at it | ||
| superspy | 7', 100 lbs | |
| BobIshmael | You're getting warmer. | |
| superspy | so you WERE lying | |
| BobIshmael | NO! | |
| BobIshmael | I MEAN! | |
| BobIshmael | NO! | |
| BobIshmael | AH! | |
| * BobIshmael spazzes out. | ||
| * BobIshmael runs in circles. | ||
| * BobIshmael trips and falls. | ||
| BobIshmael | Ow. | |
| superspy | 6'4", 101 lbs | |
| BobIshmael | You're getting warmer. | |
| superspy | am I within a couple inches? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm 5'11" height......weight....that's another matter.... | |
| superspy | <god, am I this tired that I'm reduced to guessing someone's weight/height> | |
| BobIshmael | Couple? Meaning? | |
| BobIshmael | Yes, soy, you are. | |
| BobIshmael | subtlesoy. | |
| DarkonZero | SOY? | |
| BobIshmael | Yes. | |
| superspy | 5'10" | |
| BobIshmael | Almost. | |
| superspy | screw the weight -- that's impossible | |
| superspy | 5'6"? | |
| BobIshmael | Colder. | |
| superspy | 5'7"? | |
| BobIshmael | Little warmer. | |
| superspy | 5'8"? | |
| BobIshmael | Little warmer. | |
| superspy | 5'10"? | |
| DeRaptor | 5'9"? | |
| BobIshmael | spy, HOT. | |
| superspy | 11"? | |
| BobIshmael | Bingo. | |
| superspy | was that so damned hard? | |
| BobIshmael | For you? Yes. | |
| * superspy smacks bob | ||
| superspy | quiet | |
| BobIshmael | Thanks. | |
| BobIshmael | I mean, ow. | |
| BobIshmael | C'mon, guess the weight! You wanted a pictute, but this'll have to do! | |
| CrowTRobot | 10000 pounds. | |
| BobIshmael | Colder. | |
| BobIshmael | De, should we bring a scanner or a CB on the trip? | |
| DarkonZero | I'd get both. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah. | |
| DarkonZero | Listening in on cell call is good. | |
| BobIshmael | We can always hold the CB antenna outside with our hands. | |
| DarkonZero | We'll get Manny to do that. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah. | |
| BobIshmael | LIFE! THE GAME! THE CEREAL! THE ABSTRACT IDEA! IT'S ALL GOOD! | |
| * BobIshmael ponders manic depression. | ||
| DarkonZero | Not again.... | |
| BobIshmael | Or bi-polar disorder. | |
| BobIshmael | But that would require a downswing, as well as an up. | |
| DeRaptor | 10 grams. | |
| BobIshmael | Warmer. | |
| BobIshmael | Or... Er.. colder. | |
| DeRaptor | 11 grams. | |
| BobIshmael | Wait- Which one means go higher? | |
| BobIshmael | WHOA!~ | |
| DeRaptor | 1 lb. | |
| BobIshmael | A WRIST PAGER! | |
| BobIshmael | Higher. | |
| DeRaptor | 4 lbs. | |
| BobIshmael | Higher. | |
| DeRaptor | 10 lbs. | |
| BobIshmael | Lower. | |
| * BobIshmael listened to De go "Lalala!" | ||
| BobIshmael | It confused me. | |
| BobIshmael | It just comes out of nowhere and smacks you around, it does. | |
| DarkonZero | Pretty much. | |
| superspy | ? | |
| superspy | ... | |
| BobIshmael | !!! | |
| BobIshmael | ,,, | |
| BobIshmael | ??? | |
| BobIshmael | ''' | |
| BobIshmael | ::: | |
| BobIshmael | ;;; | |
| BobIshmael | """ | |
| BobIshmael | Um... | |
| BobIshmael | Uh... | |
| *** jp090 has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | That's it. | |
| jp090 | hi | |
| superspy | jp? | |
| DarkonZero | JIFFY POP! | |
| BobIshmael | JP's a haX0r, too. | |
| DeRaptor | Bob, are you 9 lbs? | |
| BobIshmael | Yes. How'd you know? | |
| jp090 | a/s/l pls | |
| DeRaptor | 85/h/Romania | |
| BobIshmael | 57/Female/Confusion, USA | |
| jp090 | h? | |
| superspy | 45/menopause/laguna hills, ca | |
| BobIshmael | H is for haX0r. | |
| DeRaptor | No, it's for herm. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| DarkonZero | 0/something/overthere | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot mine.... | |
| DarkonZero | Oopie. | |
| superspy | DZ is still a fetus | |
| superspy | god, people start with computers younger and younger these days | |
| superspy | *sniff* | |
| BobIshmael | Is DZ alive? | |
| * DeRaptor puts Crow to bed. | ||
| *** CrowTRobot has quit IRC (Yeah, bite me, it's fun!) | ||
| BobIshmael | Is DZ alive? | |
| * superspy kicks DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | Am I? | |
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| BobIshmael | Just checking. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| DarkonZero | Moving on, | |
| DarkonZero | Period. | |
| * /sound: no such file 'different.wav' | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I hate to leave this riveting conversation......but I'll be in the lobby if you need me. | |
| * DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
| Session Close: Thu Oct 21 01:21:49 1999 | ||
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