| Session Start: Tue Oct 19 00:04:54 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<DarkonZero> And then I'd give it to Bob.' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Mon Oct 18 23:42:13 | ||
| BobIshmael | Tell ya' what, DZ.. Do you have a boardgame? | |
|---|---|---|
| DarkonZero | Well....the topic needs a change. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: -t | ||
| DarkonZero | That's all.... | |
| BobIshmael | Go for it. | |
| DarkonZero | Not by me. | |
| BobIshmael | In the house? | |
| DarkonZero | I have no boardgames. | |
| *** Retrieving #Deep13 info... | ||
| *** BobIshmael changes topic to '<DarkonZero> I have no boardgames.' | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +t | ||
| BobIshmael | Well, damn you then. | |
| BobIshmael | Play ya' Rock, Paper, Scissors? | |
| DarkonZero | Well excuse me! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| BobIshmael | ROCK! | |
| DarkonZero | RPS it is. | |
| DarkonZero | D'OH! | |
| DarkonZero | On 3 | |
| DarkonZero | 1 | |
| DarkonZero | 2 | |
| DarkonZero | 3 | |
| BobIshmael | ROCK! | |
| DarkonZero | D"OH! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm too tired to type. | |
| BobIshmael | Does D"OH beat ROCK? | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe. | |
| DarkonZero | It should. | |
| BobIshmael | DAMN! | |
| BobIshmael | 2 out of 3? | |
| DarkonZero | Uh...no more... | |
| BobIshmael | Awww. | |
| DarkonZero | Let's talk the con. | |
| DarkonZero | CON! | |
| BobIshmael | CON! | |
| DarkonZero | Or have we killed it yet? | |
| * BobIshmael tries to think of what's left to talk about of the con. | ||
| BobIshmael | No, haven't killed, just milked it dry. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.... | |
| BobIshmael | Lesee... | |
| DarkonZero | Getting there is still a thing. | |
| BobIshmael | Uh... | |
| BobIshmael | More or less. | |
| DarkonZero | Or is that covered. | |
| BobIshmael | Kinda. There's still the possibilty that I won't be able to drive. | |
| BobIshmael | A very small one, but it's there. | |
| DarkonZero | And how is that? | |
| BobIshmael | If I don't get a VW and can't borrow the Camry for some reason. | |
| DarkonZero | No liscence? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| BobIshmael | No, I have a license. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | I don't | |
| DarkonZero | D"OH! | |
| BobIshmael | You can get one before July. | |
| BobIshmael | I think. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| BobIshmael | If worse comes to worse, I can always take a Greyhound. | |
| BobIshmael | They have pretty cheap rates here. | |
| DarkonZero | I just hope I can go.... | |
| DarkonZero | I know I may have the money to go.... | |
| DarkonZero | But something may come up. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, you probably can. I mean, the BARE minimum is $45 for a ticket and a way to get there. | |
| BobIshmael | You could sleep in a car or in a box somewhere. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| BobIshmael | We could bring you scraps of food every day. | |
| DarkonZero | I prefer a bus./ | |
| BobIshmael | You'd be our pet DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh... | |
| DarkonZero | Sure. | |
| BobIshmael | Then you'd better not sleep in a box, then. | |
| BobIshmael | I don't even know why you brought it up. | |
| BobIshmael | Sleeping in a box, indeed. | |
| DarkonZero | I don't know either. | |
| BobIshmael | *scoff* | |
| DarkonZero | I feel better now.... | |
| BobIshmael | Damn right you do! | |
| BobIshmael | The con heals all wounds! | |
| DarkonZero | The effects of the beer are wearing of. | |
| DarkonZero | of to off. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorta. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, the low is, anyway. | |
| BobIshmael | Anyhow... The con. | |
| DarkonZero | THE CON! | |
| BobIshmael | Awww... My Black Sabbath CD is over. | |
| BobIshmael | Now I'm low. | |
| BobIshmael | WAIT! I'll insert a new CD! | |
| DarkonZero | I found a cassette recorder to do the PEZ thing..... | |
| DarkonZero | We'll do tyhe PEZ thing on the oad. | |
| DarkonZero | oad to road | |
| BobIshmael | "I don't think that's such a good idea, Dave." | |
| BobIshmael | How'd we do that? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| BobIshmael | I don't follow ya'. | |
| DarkonZero | I managed to do it like we do on here out in the real world. | |
| BobIshmael | Wait.. I think I do. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh? | |
| DarkonZero | It still works.... | |
| DarkonZero | Just change a fw things. | |
| BobIshmael | Go up to people, stick the recorder in their face, and talk about PEZ? | |
| DarkonZero | No... | |
| DarkonZero | Hidden mic. | |
| BobIshmael | No? Then do enlighten me. AH! | |
| BobIshmael | You'd need to buy a sensitive mike, though. | |
| BobIshmael | Er. Mic. | |
| BobIshmael | Or is it "mike?" | |
| DarkonZero | I'll get this cassette recorder and check out the mic. | |
| DarkonZero | It's mic. | |
| BobIshmael | I figured. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah. That sounds great! | |
| BobIshmael | "Have you seen my PEZ around here?" | |
| BobIshmael | "What?" | |
| BobIshmael | "MY PEZ!" | |
| BobIshmael | "Please don't scream in the store, sir." | |
| BobIshmael | Something like that? | |
| DarkonZero | That's what happened when I tried it out on a co-worker.....she almost hit me. | |
| * BobIshmael laughs. | ||
| BobIshmael | What did she say? | |
| DarkonZero | She said she had no idea what the hell I was talking about. | |
| DarkonZero | And she was getting mad. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.... | |
| BobIshmael | Sorry. | |
| BobIshmael | Stupid page froze my computer. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| DarkonZero | Laggin' there? | |
| BobIshmael | What did she say exactly? | |
| DarkonZero | Like I said..... | |
| BobIshmael | Ah. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm glad I stopped before she hit me. | |
| BobIshmael | I should try that on someone, | |
| BobIshmael | . | |
| BobIshmael | I'd try it on my co-workers, but they're all nice people. | |
| BobIshmael | I'd have to stop someone on the street. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe..... | |
| * BobIshmael ponder doing that. | ||
| DarkonZero | I am. | |
| BobIshmael | I dunno, you never know who has a gun in SoCal. | |
| DarkonZero | Same in Vegas. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh well. | |
| BobIshmael | You have to take some risks in life, eh? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| * BobIshmael sings "Yellow Submarine." | ||
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| BobIshmael | We all live in our yellow submarine... | |
| BobIshmael | Yellow submarine, yellow submarine. | |
| BobIshmael | Man.. I really want to live on a yelllow submarin now. | |
| BobIshmael | +e | |
| BobIshmael | Wouldn't that be great? | |
| DarkonZero | There is a Yellow Submarine in Vegas.....Spielberg owns it. | |
| BobIshmael | But you can't live there, can you? | |
| DarkonZero | Nope.... | |
| DarkonZero | It's a restaurant. | |
| * BobIshmael wishes he was an eccentric millonaire. | ||
| BobIshmael | I'm already eccentric, I just need the money. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm just a moron. | |
| BobIshmael | Then I could build a yellow submarine that everyone could live in. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, morons are funny. | |
| DarkonZero | That'd be a big sub. | |
| BobIshmael | So you could say "I'm just funny." | |
| BobIshmael | Not EVERYONE. Just people I like. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.....no need for the cheering up....I'm fine now.... | |
| BobIshmael | I'm serious. | |
| DarkonZero | Well...I am too. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm fine... | |
| DarkonZero | I was just a bit irate. | |
| BobIshmael | Ah. | |
| DarkonZero | And it sorta passed...but it's fading. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, I'm serious about the yellow submarine thing. I wasn't trying to cheer you up. | |
| BobIshmael | That'd be the life! | |
| DarkonZero | I know you were serious about the sub, | |
| BobIshmael | Good. | |
| DarkonZero | I'd live in one. | |
| * BobIshmael ponders making a "Yellow Submarine Project Page." | ||
| BobIshmael | I'll do it later. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm still gonna make my "Lodo....we lufe you!" page. | |
| DarkonZero | Sarcasm to the core. | |
| BobIshmael | But of course. | |
| DarkonZero | It goes without saying. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm..... | |
| BobIshmael | Man, Yellow Submarine is great! | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| BobIshmael | It paints a sonic image! It's up there with The Wall! | |
| BobIshmael | Have you heard "Eleanor Rigby?" | |
| DarkonZero | No... | |
| BobIshmael | 'tis a freaking great song! | |
| DarkonZero | I'll get the soundtrack. | |
| BobIshmael | Be sure to get the 1999 one. | |
| DarkonZero | I know. | |
| BobIshmael | I heard that from CC. | |
| BobIshmael | And so did you. | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't hear it from CC... | |
| DarkonZero | I knew. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, you were there when he said it. | |
| DarkonZero | True.... | |
| DarkonZero | But I that Yellow Submarine was being re-released. | |
| DarkonZero | knew that.... | |
| BobIshmael | "Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice at the church where a wedding has been, lives in a dream." | |
| BobIshmael | "Waits by the window, wearing the face that she has in a jar by the door... Who is it for?" | |
| BobIshmael | Great lyrics! | |
| DarkonZero | Surreal? | |
| BobIshmael | No, it has structure. | |
| BobIshmael | It's about lonely people. | |
| DarkonZero | True... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not good at deciphering songs..... | |
| BobIshmael | This one's pretty straight-forward. | |
| BobIshmael | Because the next verse is.. | |
| DarkonZero | It took me a while to figure out "Cars". | |
| BobIshmael | "All of the lonely people, where do they all come from?" | |
| BobIshmael | "All of the lonely people, where do they all belong" | |
| BobIshmael | What is Cars about, anyway? | |
| DarkonZero | It's about being safe in a place while alot of crap goes on outside. | |
| BobIshmael | Ah. I thought it has a specific meaning. | |
| BobIshmael | Err.. | |
| BobIshmael | HAD. | |
| DarkonZero | And what meaning was that? | |
| BobIshmael | Oh... No, I'm just saying I THOUGHT it had one. I didn't know what it was, though. | |
| DarkonZero | Ah.... | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| BobIshmael | For instance, PF's The Wall is all about the guy named "Pink Floyd" and his descent into madness. | |
| BobIshmael | The entire album, I mean. Each song is a different part of his life. | |
| DarkonZero | I noticed from the movie. | |
| DarkonZero | I did see the ovie. | |
| DarkonZero | ovie to movie. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm rerring to the album, itself. | |
| BobIshmael | I pretty much knew that before I saw the movie. | |
| DarkonZero | As you know....I don't listen to Floyd much. | |
| BobIshmael | You should. | |
| DarkonZero | I will.... | |
| BobIshmael | I'd make you some MP3s, if I could. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, you're going to hear a whole lot of them on the trip. | |
| DarkonZero | Get Real Jukebox..... | |
| DarkonZero | It rips CDs. | |
| BobIshmael | No, my CD-ROM drive isn't compatible with CD rippers. | |
| BobIshmael | I've tried. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| DarkonZero | I might find some online somewhere.... | |
| BobIshmael | On the trip, I'm going to force PF down everybody's throat. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm still looking for Devo songs. | |
| BobIshmael | Tell me if you find any. | |
| * DarkonZero ponders on going to Tower records and buying Devo CD's from there. | ||
| DarkonZero | I do have "Whip It". | |
| BobIshmael | Eh... Anything other than Whip It. | |
| DarkonZero | Haven't found any others. | |
| BobIshmael | I suppose it's an alright song, but I know it by heart.. | |
| DarkonZero | i would like "Beautiful World". | |
| DarkonZero | That's a good song. | |
| BobIshmael | In the 6th grade, we had to do a report on a certain decade. I picked the 80s, dressed like a Yuppie, and brought a Devo CD in. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | I never did reports. | |
| DarkonZero | I saw a Devo fan at work... | |
| DarkonZero | And I freaked him out by calling him a "Mutato". | |
| * BobIshmael has a new love for the Beatles. | ||
| BobIshmael | Oh? I didn't know Devo fans freaked out so seasily. | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't either. | |
| DarkonZero | You want "Helter Skeltor"? | |
| BobIshmael | Sure. | |
| DarkonZero | My dad found it. | |
| BobIshmael | The Beatles one, right? | |
| DarkonZero | Yup. | |
| BobIshmael | Sure. | |
| * BobIshmael tries to find a Game Boy emulator. | ||
| DarkonZero | Evne has Ringo screaming "I have blisters on my fingers" at the end of the song. | |
| BobIshmael | I played Pokemon a few days ago and know I'm addicted. | |
| BobIshmael | Ooooh! Send! | |
| * Pump DCC up to 999999999 bytes | ||
| DarkonZero | Addicted to Pokemon, eh? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm addicted to Metal gear Solid. | |
| BobIshmael | It's scary. It's l;ike a drug. | |
| BobIshmael | It's scary. It's like a drug. | |
| BobIshmael | Ever play the original Metal Gear? | |
| DarkonZero | Yup. | |
| DarkonZero | I loved it. | |
| DarkonZero | I wish I can find a ROM of it. | |
| BobIshmael | I had one, until I formatted my HD. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| BobIshmael | Sheesh. I wish I hadn't done that. | |
| DarkonZero | Was it a accident? | |
| DarkonZero | Er.... | |
| BobIshmael | Well... No... | |
| BobIshmael | Long story, | |
| BobIshmael | Long story. | |
| BobIshmael | Long story short, I shouldn't have formatted my HD. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....I wrote over a one of my MS-DOS install disks. | |
| DarkonZero | When I used MS-DOS.... | |
| DarkonZero | Older puter. | |
| BobIshmael | I need to install Linux. | |
| BobIshmael | AH! No, I don't! | |
| DarkonZero | Why is that? | |
| BobIshmael | I refuse to engage in nerd-speak. | |
| BobIshmael | I may be a nerd, but I'm a nerd in denial. | |
| DarkonZero | I might buy Linux.......just to look at it. | |
| DarkonZero | Then....leave in the box. | |
| BobIshmael | Get a GUI Linux- NOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN! DAMN! | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe I shouldn't go to DefCon, I'll just be screaming "I'M NOT A NERD!" the entire time. | |
| DarkonZero | You try LiteStep windows shell on your puter? | |
| * BobIshmael ignores DZ, | ||
| BobIshmael | Period. | |
| BobIshmael | Let's talk cars. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm a tech nerd.... | |
| BobIshmael | Or sports. | |
| BobIshmael | Or chicks. | |
| DarkonZero | Comics? | |
| DarkonZero | Well talking chicks....hmmmm.. | |
| DarkonZero | I seem to piss them off lately. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, this chick at Circuit City was hitting on me. | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe not... but just let me pretend. | |
| DarkonZero | You get hit on..... while I hit on chick. | |
| DarkonZero | chicks even... | |
| BobIshmael | She was telling me about how working in the music dept. isn't that easy and how she had been working 10 days straights. | |
| BobIshmael | She started talking to what seemed to be her manager and I started backing her up, saying how she needed a break. | |
| DarkonZero | And? | |
| BobIshmael | I didn't even get a number or anything. What an ingrate. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| DarkonZero | I don't get their numbers either.... | |
| BobIshmael | And I wound up spending $67 on music. | |
| DarkonZero | They get my name. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....you got some great CDs.....except for one. | |
| BobIshmael | DMB is alright. Dave Matthews has a great ear for music. | |
| DarkonZero | I'd rather listen to Matthew Sweet.....which I do. | |
| BobIshmael | I don't think I've heard any Matthew Sweet. | |
| DarkonZero | Not alot of people have..... | |
| DarkonZero | That reminds me.... | |
| BobIshmael | I mean.. I've heard OF him. | |
| DarkonZero | I gotta check when his next album is coming out. | |
| BobIshmael | YOu said you had FF's new album, right? | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....people know of him.....but don't listen to his stuff. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
| BobIshmael | Any good? | |
| BobIshmael | Better'n Colour and the Shape? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh the new Foo Fighter album.... | |
| DarkonZero | Fighters even... | |
| DarkonZero | It's not out yet. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah. | |
| BobIshmael | It's not? | |
| DarkonZero | I thought you meant Fear Factory. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh. No. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....the new Foo album isn't out yet. | |
| DarkonZero | Nov. 2nd. | |
| BobIshmael | When is it coming out? | |
| BobIshmael | Damn. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| DarkonZero | Though I did hear a bit off the album....."Aurora" sounds good. | |
| DarkonZero | The new album is more melodic. | |
| DarkonZero | But still a bit rockin'. | |
| BobIshmael | Ooh, "eato." | |
| DarkonZero | EATO! | |
| BobIshmael | Oh yeah! I saw Metallica played by Cellos today! | |
| DarkonZero | I wonder if MTV Online has a MOV of their video. | |
| BobIshmael | It was Metallica done by "Four Cellos." | |
| DarkonZero | Foo I mean. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah. | |
| DarkonZero | Cause MTV supposedly premiering a new vid from them soon. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, I hate MTV. | |
| DarkonZero | I just watch MTV for that.....and 120 minutes. | |
| * BobIshmael is suddenly remembered of a music video he downloaded off of AOL four years ago. | ||
| * DarkonZero wonders if they ever got his e-mail. | ||
| DarkonZero | They as in 120 Minutes. | |
| BobIshmael | Did Foo ever do a video where some guy was running from the cops... | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| BobIshmael | And he hid under a car and the media found him and tried to ask him questions... | |
| BobIshmael | And he tried to shoo the away. | |
| BobIshmael | them. | |
| DarkonZero | Nope.... | |
| BobIshmael | I could have sworn it was FF. | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot who thayt may be. | |
| DarkonZero | Man...I'm getting tired. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm sleepy.... | |
| BobIshmael | Aww. | |
| BobIshmael | Adidas, then. | |
| DarkonZero | But tomorrow is my day off. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm nnot going...yet. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm becoming omega-like. | |
| DarkonZero | And I don't like it. | |
| BobIshmael | Mine, too. If you don't count school. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....tomorrow and Wed. are my days off. | |
| BobIshmael | I work Wed. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn.... | |
| DarkonZero | Call in! | |
| DarkonZero | Er.... | |
| DarkonZero | Don't listen to me. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmmm..... | |
| BobIshmael | I never do. | |
| DarkonZero | You should.... | |
| DarkonZero | er.....NO! | |
| BobIshmael | Okay. | |
| BobIshmael | I listen to you and obey. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm becoming a dolt now.... | |
| DarkonZero | Wit is not so sharp. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait....it never was. | |
| BobIshmael | It never is. | |
| BobIshmael | (KIDDING!) | |
| DarkonZero | You kid.... | |
| DarkonZero | You kid.... | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
| BobIshmael | You old man... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm old.....what of it? | |
| DarkonZero | Wanna see what De said to me? | |
| BobIshmael | Uh... You've got arthritis... | |
| DarkonZero | Earlier..... | |
| BobIshmael | And..uh... | |
| BobIshmael | Rickits. | |
| BobIshmael | Sure. | |
| DarkonZero | <DeRaptor> Man, the first sign of trouble and you just run, don't you? | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> So.... | |
| DarkonZero | <DeRaptor> Um....well, you do. | |
| DarkonZero | <DeRaptor> It's no way to live, is all. | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> Like I said....so. | |
| DarkonZero | <DeRaptor> well...it's not, is all. | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> So.... | |
| DarkonZero | <DeRaptor> That's all. | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> Pretty much..... | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> If you want it to be. | |
| DarkonZero | <DeRaptor> yep. | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> Fine.... | |
| DarkonZero | That's it. | |
| DarkonZero | She gets rather riled if I don't give her a straight answer. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well. | |
| DarkonZero | And I don't run from trouble...I cause it. | |
| DarkonZero | That's me.....teehee! | |
| BobIshmael | Don't "teehee." | |
| DarkonZero | OOpie! | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....moving on.... | |
| DarkonZero | I was bored..... | |
| BobIshmael | Indeed. | |
| BobIshmael | In the land of submarine. | |
| BobIshmael | +s | |
| BobIshmael | And we lived beneath the waves, in our yellow submarine. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, could you find out how much it would cost to build a yellow submarine that could hold 20 people comfortably? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'll give a go at it. | |
| DarkonZero | later though.... | |
| BobIshmael | The Navy spends millions, but we don't need torpedos or that much sonar. | |
| BobIshmael | We'll need SOME sonar, but not much. | |
| DarkonZero | Just groovy music...... | |
| BobIshmael | Exactly. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm gonna get goin once the dcc is done.....sorry.....I'm tired. | |
| BobIshmael | S'allright. I need to play the gameboy emulator, anyway. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | POKEMON FREAK! | |
| BobIshmael | I know. | |
| BobIshmael | Never play the game. | |
| BobIshmael | It's like heroin. | |
| DarkonZero | I feel like playing my Playstation a bit too.... | |
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| DarkonZero | It's done.... | |
| BobIshmael | Adidas, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey....thanks for the talk man. | |
| BobIshmael | That's me, Talk Man. | |
| BobIshmael | Anyhow, no problem. | |
| * BobIshmael puts on a cape and flies around. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll see ya later.....and De too....I'll apologize to her.....she has to understand me. | |
| BobIshmael | Man, De's not peeved at you. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....not has too..... | |
| DarkonZero | I know... | |
| DarkonZero | But still | |
| BobIshmael | Get outta here, you feeb. | |
| DarkonZero | She still needs to understand me. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok then....idiot! | |
| BobIshmael | No one understand you, DZ. | |
| BobIshmael | Bye, moron! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh really! | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah! Really! | |
| DarkonZero | No one understands me but....um.... | |
| DarkonZero | EVERWHAT! | |
| DarkonZero | Bye.... | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Tue Oct 19 01:33:22 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Tue Oct 19 18:03:51 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Making the World Safe for Tower-Climbing Topless Fire-Breathing Transexuals' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Tue Oct 19 16:50:10 | ||
| * DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap... | ||
| DarkonZero | Please do not disturb me. If you have to, just mess with someone else...like Bob. | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZisAsleep | ||
| * Sentroid91 is still away... and Christ. Did Lodovik come and sprinkle fairy dust on everyone? | ||
| *** Cal is on IRC | ||
| *** Cal has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Cal | Howdy! | |
| Cal | baq | |
| * Cal puts shaving cream on DZ's hand and tickles his nose with a feather | ||
| DZisAsleep | Wha.... | |
| * DZisAsleep scratches his nose...... | ||
| Cal | hehehe | |
| * DZisAsleep is done taking a nap... | ||
| DZisAsleep | Hello there! | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DZisAsleep is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | Well....I feel better. | |
| Cal | hey! | |
| DarkonZero | Hey Cal.... | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor drops into #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | OW! The floor in here is hard. | |
| Cal | De! | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| DeRaptor | hello hello | |
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| * DeRaptor walks over and takes a nap by the pool. | ||
| *** Crow has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * Crow sneaks in... | ||
| Cal | hey! | |
| * Cal trips Crow | ||
| Crow | Ow! geez! | |
| * Crow kicks Cal. | ||
| Cal | ow | |
| * Crow gets a bucket and fills it with water from the pool. | ||
| Crow | Hey De! heads up! | |
| * Crow tosses water on De. | ||
| DeRaptor | HEY! | |
| * DeRaptor shakes the water off her head and stalks up next to Crow. | ||
| DeRaptor | GRRRRRRRRRRRRR..... | |
| Crow | Oh, NOW I see what the big deal is with wet t-shirts... | |
| Cal | I wonder how much money BBI has made with those auctions.... | |
| * DeRaptor glowers and crosses her arms over her chest. | ||
| * Sentroid91 is still away... and Christ. Did Lodovik come and sprinkle fairy dust on everyone? | ||
| Crow | heheheheheh... | |
| Cal | heh | |
| * DeRaptor tosses Crow in the pool. | ||
| * Sentroid91 1,114 I a15m AW14AY2 [12 •9 Playing Army Men in Space. brb 12 •2 ]14 P15age14r 2 [12 •9 on 12 •2 ] 14Ti15me Aw14ay 2 [12 •9 1hr 59mins 59secs 12 •2 ] | ||
| DeRaptor | Yes, 'troid, that's exactly what happens. | |
| DeRaptor | And now we can fly with our magical little fairy wings. | |
| DeRaptor | happened, rather. | |
| * Crow sinks to the bottom of the pool and looks at the dead millipedes. | ||
| Cal | for 46 bucks, you can get Bobo's monkey licence | |
| DeRaptor | huh. | |
| DeRaptor | Have they sold Crow's chicken puppet yet? | |
| * Crow opens his beak and bubbles escape and float to the surface. | ||
| * Cal looks at the list | ||
| DarkonZero | Back to nappin.... | |
| * DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap... | ||
| DarkonZero | Please do not disturb me. If you have to, just mess with someone else...like Bob. | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZisAsleep | ||
| DeRaptor | Always with the sleeping. Sheesh. | |
| * Crow climbs out of the pool and throws another bucket of water on Darkon. | ||
| Crow | heeheehee! | |
| * Crow runs. | ||
| Cal | nope, Crow's chicken puppet is not autctioned yet | |
| DZisAsleep | Wha..... | |
| DZisAsleep | *SNORE* | |
| DeRaptor | Poor lil' robot puppet... | |
| Crow | Hmph! | |
| * Crow kicks DZ in the ribs. | ||
| DZisAsleep | Ow.... | |
| DZisAsleep | *SNORE* | |
| * Cal puts Crow in a bag | ||
| * Cal throws the sack up to Deep 4 | ||
| Crow | WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! | |
| * Crow kicks at the bag. | ||
| Crow | DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! | |
| * DeRaptor whistles and sits next to the pool again. | ||
| * Cal walks up to Deep 4 and kicks the bag down to Deep 13 | ||
| Crow | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! | |
| * Crow sobs like a big baby. | ||
| * Cal takes Crow out of the bag | ||
| Cal | Have you learned something? | |
| Crow | Yeah. | |
| * Crow tosses Cal in the pool. | ||
| Crow | HA HA! | |
| Cal | dah! | |
| * Crow runs and hides behind De. | ||
| * DeRaptor rolls her eyes. | ||
| * Cal clibs out of the pool soaking wet | ||
| * Cal duct tapes Crow's beak shut | ||
| Crow | mmph! | |
| * Crow rips the duct tape off and kicks Cal. | ||
| Crow | Leave me alone, ya big meanie! | |
| * Cal gives Crow a double jock lock | ||
| Cal | ow | |
| DeRaptor | Uh, he's smaller than you are, Crow. | |
| Crow | Owww! | |
| Crow | Deeeeee!!! | |
| * Cal drinks a glass of milk and grows 1 foot | ||
| Cal | mwa ha ha ha | |
| * DeRaptor sighs and unhooks the underwear from Crow's feet. | ||
| Crow | AAAAAH!!! HE'S HUGE! | |
| * Crow runs. | ||
| * Cal plays ping pong with Crow's eyes | ||
| Crow | Hey! | |
| DeRaptor | Okay, if you two can't play nice... | |
| * DZisAsleep is done taking a nap... | ||
| DZisAsleep | Hello there! | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DZisAsleep is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| * DeRaptor takes away both robots' eyes and puts them on a high shelf. | ||
| Cal | dah! | |
| DarkonZero | WHAT A RACKET YOU ALL MAKE! | |
| * Crow cries. | ||
| DarkonZero | Noisy..... | |
| Crow | DEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! | |
| * Cal reahces into his pocket and pulls out a new pair of eyes | ||
| DeRaptor | Man, Crow, quit whining! | |
| * Crow sobs and sniffles. | ||
| * Cal puts his eyes back in | ||
| Crow | I can't see anythiiiiiing! | |
| DeRaptor | Alright, alright. | |
| * Cal clibs up the shelf and gets the eyes... | ||
| * DeRaptor puts Crow's eyes back in and sends him off to his room to get away from Cal for a while. | ||
| * Crow sniffles. | ||
| * Cal climbs down but slips on a magazine and falls down! | ||
| Cal | DAHhhhh! | |
| Cal | *thud* | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'haha.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| Cal | ow | |
| * Cal gets up and shakes his head | ||
| Crow | Stupid dumb CAL. | |
| Crow | Big fat clumsy WEENIE. | |
| Cal | dang Sears catologs... | |
| DeRaptor | Crow, hush. | |
| Crow | Well he is! | |
| * DeRaptor sighs. | ||
| DeRaptor | Do you want a time out, young man? | |
| * Cal gives Crow a stick of gum | ||
| Crow | Um...no...I'll be good. | |
| Crow | Oooh...thanks! | |
| * Crow chews the gum. | ||
| Crow | mmmmm...cinnamum. | |
| * Cal sees Crow's beak turn blue | ||
| Cal | hehe | |
| Crow | Diss iss good gum. yum, yum, yuAAAAAAAAAAH!!! By bouth! | |
| DeRaptor | Will you two quit roughhousing? | |
| Cal | ok | |
| * Cal hands Crow some Scope | ||
| Crow | I will if Cal quits pickin' on me! geez! | |
| Crow | Ooh, scope. | |
| Crow | yum, yum. | |
| Cal | It's Wintergreen | |
| Crow | mmmmm... | |
| * Cal sees Crow's beak turn lime gold metal flake | ||
| DeRaptor | I hear they killed Chewbacca. | |
| Cal | they did? | |
| Crow | Ah, much better. | |
| DeRaptor | So I hear. | |
| DeRaptor | http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/22869 | |
| Cal | awww | |
| Cal | They can't kill the Wookiee | |
| DeRaptor | Poor big hairy guy. | |
| * Cal goes to starwars.com | ||
| * Sentroid91 1,114 I a15m AW14AY2 [12 •9 Playing Army Men in Space. brb 12 •2 ]14 P15age14r 2 [12 •9 on 12 •2 ] 14Ti15me Aw14ay 2 [12 •9 2hrs 14mins 59secs 12 •2 ] | ||
| DarkonZero | Now....what happened to Connery? | |
| DeRaptor | Connery? | |
| [Cal SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | You said "poor big hairy guy". | |
| DeRaptor | Oh...yeah, this is a different big hairy guy. | |
| [Cal SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| DarkonZero | Oopie.... | |
| * DeRaptor blinks at the surprising number of new on-topic posts at ratmm.... | ||
| Cal | Crow, do you chew tobbaco? | |
| DarkonZero | Crow chews cud..... | |
| DarkonZero | It's sorta sickening. | |
| Crow | I did, until my taste receptors started working again. | |
| Crow | eeeyech! | |
| Cal | eww | |
| DeRaptor | Crow, you can be so dumb sometimes. | |
| *** Cal has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal is now known as CalCrowe | ||
| Crow | Oh, kiss my little malformed golden a-...hey, is that a penny? | |
| CalCrowe | hehe | |
| *** CalCrowe is on IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is on IRC | ||
| Crow | I bet I could buy a whole piece of bathroom tissue with this! | |
| DarkonZero | WinLinux? | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind..... | |
| DarkonZero | The geek in me is watching something. | |
| *** Bozarth is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | BOZ! | |
| DarkonZero | D"OH! | |
| DarkonZero | Not yet... | |
| CalCrowe | I wonder if Emeneezer Booze will come back... | |
| DarkonZero | My special friend? | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno. | |
| CalCrowe | yeah | |
| CalCrowe | Binx/FoxyRoxy isn't coming back... | |
| DarkonZero | That's good. | |
| *** Bozarth has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | BOZ! | |
| Bozarth | her | |
| Bozarth | here | |
| DarkonZero | There I go.... | |
| DarkonZero | What took you so long? | |
| CalCrowe | Boz! | |
| Bozarth | um...preoccupization | |
| DarkonZero | Ah.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm watching the Screensavers.....and they installed WINLinux...and it crashed.....twice. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| DarkonZero | They might get it to work sometime.... | |
| CalCrowe | (_)_): The Autobiography of Joe Don Baker | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOO! | |
| DeRaptor | ewwwwww.... | |
| CalCrowe | i looked it up on http://come.to/mitchell | |
| DeRaptor | Cal, are we starting the ascii butt obsession all over again? | |
| CalCrowe | no | |
| * DarkonZero wonders what is with Cal's obsession with Assicons. | ||
| CalCrowe | I'm just saying....(_| | |
| Crow | (_____________)____________) <--De's butt. | |
| DeRaptor | HEY! | |
| DarkonZero | D'OH! | |
| * DeRaptor smashes Crow. | ||
| Crow | Ow...just kidding. | |
| DeRaptor | Little freak. | |
| CalCrowe | Crow's butt-> /_|_\ | |
| Crow | I'm just...*sniffle*...kidding! WAAAAAAAHHH... | |
| * CalCrowe hands Crow a Ritilin | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm...... | |
| DeRaptor | Naw, Crow's butt is more like this: | |
| Crow | Um, De? | |
| DeRaptor | I'm done. | |
| * Crow looks at the ritalin. | ||
| * Crow throws it at Cal. | ||
| DarkonZero | A false bottum, eh? | |
| CalCrowe | hey! | |
| DeRaptor | He's got none, in other words. | |
| CalCrowe | A rubber ass | |
| * Crow grumbles. | ||
| DarkonZero | Yo! No ass! | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah I'm talking to you! | |
| CalCrowe | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ASSES! | |
| CalCrowe | he he he | |
| * Crow cries. | ||
| CalCrowe | *bwop* | |
| Crow | I HATE YOU, DE!!! | |
| * Crow runs off. | ||
| * DarkonZero backs off now.... | ||
| DeRaptor | D'oh. | |
| DeRaptor | Well, so much for that. | |
| * DarkonZero snickers.... | ||
| DeRaptor | Little fella can't take a smidgin' of teasing. | |
| CalCrowe | Crow.... | |
| DarkonZero | Well.... | |
| * Crow sits in the corner and sniffles disgustingly. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm the same way. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| * Crow starts sobbing. | ||
| * DarkonZero wishes he never ate so many chicken sammiches.... | ||
| * Sentroid91 1,114 I a15m AW14AY2 [12 •9 Playing Army Men in Space. brb 12 •2 ]14 P15age14r 2 [12 •9 on 12 •2 ] 14Ti15me Aw14ay 2 [12 •9 2hrs 29mins 59secs 12 •2 ] | ||
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| DarkonZero | SSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNT! | |
| Crow | Chicken sammiches? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| Crow | Hey De, can I have a chicken sammich? | |
| DeRaptor | No. | |
| Crow | Well...well...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! | |
| * Sentroid91 1,114 I a15m BA14CK2 [12 •9 Playing Army Men in Space. brb 12 •2 ]14 P15age14r 2 [12 •9 on 12 •2 ] 14Ti15me Aw14ay 2 [12 •9 2hrs 30mins 46secs 12 •2 ] | ||
| DarkonZero | I feels sick. | |
| DeRaptor | You stupid little crybaby... | |
| * DeRaptor shoots a rubberband at Crow. | ||
| * Crow continues bawling. | ||
| * Sentroid91 kills everyone | ||
| DarkonZero | Chicken and pepperoni don't mix..... | |
| * CalCrowe continues bowling | ||
| * CalCrowe shoves a harpoon through Sentroid | ||
| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
| *** superspy has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | SPY! | |
| superspy | the world's safe for cambot? | |
| superspy | hi | |
| superspy | <cheap shot, sorry> | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| DeRaptor | Hey spy. | |
| DeRaptor | heheheh... | |
| * Crow sits in the corner, crying loudly. | ||
| superspy | hi, crow | |
| DarkonZero | Shall we mourns Cam again? | |
| Sentroid91 | uh? | |
| superspy | oh, did I miss the service? | |
| Sentroid91 | He's not banned anymore. | |
| Sentroid91 | Is he? | |
| DarkonZero | Not sure. | |
| DeRaptor | I guess. We can pretend Crow's crying because Cam's banned and not because he wants attention. | |
| Sentroid91 | Callip said he got Cam unbanned. | |
| Crow | I HATE YOU FOREVER!! | |
| * Crow continues crying. | ||
| * superspy hands crow a tissue | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | With Cam unbanned..... | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
| Sentroid91 | all hell breaks loose | |
| DarkonZero | Our room raiding.....what will become of it? | |
| DarkonZero | Well.. | |
| DarkonZero | We can still raid events. | |
| superspy | organized, dz? | |
| Sentroid91 | LOL | |
| * CalCrowe gives Crow a Get Better Bear | ||
| DeRaptor | Yeah...we could... | |
| Sentroid91 | check out the topic for #omega | |
| * Crow looks at the bear and the tissue. | ||
| * Crow continues crying. | ||
| DeRaptor | Stupid wuss robot. | |
| * Crow bawls. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok..... | |
| superspy | odd | |
| DarkonZero | Who made the topic? | |
| Sentroid91 | flash news in Romainia is snowing? | |
| CalCrowe | omega | |
| Sentroid91 | yomega | |
| CalCrowe | omega man | |
| DarkonZero | Yes.....Romania now has snow... | |
| Sentroid91 | mega mega omega man | |
| DarkonZero | woo hoo. | |
| Sentroid91 | whoopdeshit | |
| DeRaptor | snow! Now in new wintergreen and cool mint flavors! | |
| DarkonZero | And new yellow color. | |
| CalCrowe | and lemon! | |
| DeRaptor | d'oh! heheheh | |
| * superspy hands crow some yellow snow | ||
| Sentroid91 | <Jack Frost> Don't eat the yellow snow. | |
| superspy | it's good for ya | |
| * Crow lets his sobbing fall to a monotonous high-pitched drone. | ||
| * DeRaptor walks over to Crow and shakes her head at him. | ||
| * Crow starts sobbing again. | ||
| * DarkonZero wonders if omega ate yellow snow...that may be the reason why omega looks the way he does. | ||
| * DeRaptor rolls her eyes and picks Crow up. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'jackfr~1.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | shhhh... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'jackfr~2.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | And don't give him yellow snow. He'll eat it. | |
| CalCrowe | ewww | |
| superspy | I kno---er, okay de | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'trainman.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| CalCrowe | I wonder why 3 bots are in #omega | |
| DeRaptor | Stupid 'bots. | |
| Crow | Heyyyy... | |
| Bozarth | "Cpnversation" bots | |
| Sentroid91 | One of them is the old bot, and V is in case of Netsplit | |
| DeRaptor | Hmph...why don't we get a V? | |
| CalCrowe | yeah? | |
| Sentroid91 | Cause Callipy never asked for it | |
| Crow | Cuz they hate us. | |
| CalCrowe | V stands for Vicent | |
| * Crow starts crying again. | ||
| CalCrowe | Vincent | |
| * superspy glares at crow | ||
| DeRaptor | Ohhh...shhh...here, look, nice plastic Ouranosaurus... | |
| [CalCrowe SOUND] | ||
| superspy | would you shut up, please? | |
| Crow | hmm? | |
| * Crow looks at the plastic dinosaur, mesmerized. | ||
| Crow | oooooh... | |
| DarkonZero | You think Cam will get banned again? | |
| DeRaptor | That oughtta shut him up for a while. | |
| CalCrowe | yes, for sure | |
| superspy | absolutely | |
| DeRaptor | I don't think they'll let him on again, anyways. | |
| Crow | la...la...la... | |
| * Crow plays with the Ouranosaurus. | ||
| CalCrowe | Cam shouldn't have messed with the IRCops though.... | |
| DarkonZero | Cause he really pissed off Kitana. | |
| DeRaptor | Cam's just dumb I guess. | |
| Sentroid91 | Kitana's a jerk | |
| CalCrowe | Kitana sounded like a jerk | |
| Sentroid91 | I don't like her | |
| * DeRaptor feels like messing with events. | ||
| superspy | but still, Kitana's a jerk with authority on this server | |
| DarkonZero | Manos also faced Kitana...... | |
| superspy | cam knew that -- but chose to really not care | |
| DarkonZero | Who got Manny's log? | |
| DarkonZero | Of him and Kitana? | |
| DarkonZero | It's rathe funny. | |
| DarkonZero | rather even. | |
| Sentroid91 | I do | |
| CalCrowe | <TheCambot> I care more about obtaining Harvey Keitel's cole slaw recipe on college-ruled paper than obtaining MSTieGate's password. | |
| * superspy listens to Tubular Boobular | ||
| CalCrowe | Joy! | |
| Sentroid91 | okay, now I wish Cam were still banned | |
| CalCrowe | I gots to go... | |
| superspy | later | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Cal. | |
| CalCrowe | sinatra | |
| DeRaptor | Bya Calv | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'happyjoy.mid' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| * CalCrowe leaves....going to a happy place in......Atlanta! | ||
| *** CalCrowe has left IRC | ||
| *** CalCrowe has quit IRC (You will all DIE ha ha ah hah hahahahahahahahahahahha) | ||
| *** talk2me has joined #deep13 | ||
| * Crow throws the ouranosaur at De. | ||
| superspy | hi...uh, talk | |
| DeRaptor | Ow! | |
| Crow | I'm thirsty! Get me a mountain dew! | |
| DeRaptor | Get it yourself! | |
| * Crow 's lower lip trembles. | ||
| DeRaptor | ALRIGHT! FINE! I'll get you a Storm. | |
| Crow | I WANT A MOUNTAIN DEW!!! | |
| DeRaptor | Okay, I'll get you a coke. | |
| Crow | MOUNTAIN DEW!!! | |
| * superspy throws an empty dew can at Crow | ||
| superspy | quiet, you | |
| Crow | Ow! | |
| Crow | DEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! | |
| DeRaptor | That's it, Crow. You're not getting pampered anymore. You are one spoiled-ass robot, I'll tell you that much. | |
| Crow | I HATE YOU!! | |
| Crow | I BET YOU LIKE HIM BETTER! | |
| *** talk2me has left #deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | Who? | |
| Crow | ....Timmy? | |
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| DeRaptor | I don't see a Timmy. | |
| *** Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as Timmytroid | ||
| Crow | Oh...um...nevermind then. | |
| Crow | AAAAAAH! | |
| * Crow hides behind De. | ||
| Timmytroid | MUHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| Crow | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! | |
| DeRaptor | SENT! Cut it out! | |
| Timmytroid | Make me | |
| DeRaptor | Dammit, Crow, will you act your age. | |
| Timmytroid | :PP | |
| * Timmytroid goes into flying ghost mode | ||
| Crow | Ummmmmm...no. | |
| *** Timmyling is on IRC | ||
| *** Timmyling has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor catches 'troid with a net. | ||
| superspy | speak of the devil! | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, well, speak of the devil. | |
| * Timmytroid flies through the net | ||
| DeRaptor | d'oh! | |
| Timmyling | Hmmm. | |
| DeRaptor | JINX! | |
| superspy | hehe | |
| Crow | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! | |
| DeRaptor | CROW! Shut up or I'll make you wear pampers! | |
| * superspy picks crow up and examines him (quiet, pervs) | ||
| Timmyling | Well, the physical manifestation of hell, but...devil will do fine. | |
| Crow | I'll be good. | |
| superspy | where is it.... | |
| superspy | a HA | |
| * Crow glares at spy. | ||
| Crow | cut it out! That tickles! | |
| * superspy pushes crow's "standby" button | ||
| * Crow freezes. | ||
| Timmyling | Timmytroid, eh? | |
| *** Timmytroid is now known as Scannerbot | ||
| DeRaptor | Ah...peace and quiet. | |
| * Crow falls apart. | ||
| * superspy throws crow at de....... | ||
| * superspy misses and crow accidentally flies out the window | ||
| superspy | whoops. my bad :-P | |
| * Scannerbot hovers around the room, looking for something to destroy | ||
| * DeRaptor watches the various pieces fly out the window. | ||
| DeRaptor | Good one, spy. | |
| Timmyling | A window 13 stories below the surface of earth, eh? | |
| superspy | thanks. I try | |
| * DeRaptor climbs down into Deep 14 and revives Crow. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ling we like the view. | |
| Crow | Nnnnnnnn..... | |
| * Scannerbot goes down to Deep 91 | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is on IRC | ||
| *** Scannerbot is now known as Sentroid91 | ||
| Timmyling | No Deep 91, sorry. | |
| Sentroid91 | yes. | |
| DeRaptor | I think he dug his own or something. | |
| Sentroid91 | yes, now | |
| Timmyling | Deep 14 is it, and it's only a dug-out pit. | |
| Sentroid91 | nope | |
| Timmyling | Yes. | |
| Sentroid91 | nope | |
| * DeRaptor carries Crow back into deep 13. | ||
| * Crow sniffles. | ||
| * Sentroid91 goes ever further down to Deep 100 | ||
| Crow | Spy hates me! | |
| DeRaptor | Yes, we know. Hush. | |
| Crow | Well, he does! | |
| superspy | no I don't, crow. it's just that you're acting so.... | |
| superspy | so... | |
| superspy | SPOILED | |
| superspy | cut it out! | |
| DeRaptor | Well, maybe if you'd quit acting like a big spoiled baby. | |
| * Timmyling watches Sent burn to death at the mantle. | ||
| Crow | You suck! | |
| superspy | no, you do | |
| DeRaptor | Crow...can't you come up with a better insult? | |
| Timmyling | Look, you both suck. | |
| Crow | Ummmmm..no? | |
| Timmyling | Okey? | |
| Crow | Can it, pipsqueak! | |
| Timmyling | Shaddup. | |
| superspy | crow, you can learn a thing or three from your evil twin | |
| Timmyling | You feeb. | |
| Crow | Ya wanna make me? Ya little metallic dug beetle? | |
| * Timmyling blasts Crow's beak off. | ||
| DeRaptor | Thaaat's better. | |
| DeRaptor | Fight with 'ling. Good boy. | |
| Timmyling | That'll learn 'em. | |
| Crow | Mph! | |
| * Crow screws his beak back on. | ||
| Crow | JERK!! | |
| Timmyling | Thank you. | |
| * Crow pouts. | ||
| Timmyling | Awww. Little baby lost. | |
| * DeRaptor thinks pampering Crow, even out-of-room is a bad idea.... | ||
| DeRaptor | You've gone soft, Mr. T Robot. | |
| DarkonZero | Time for a bit of solitude,,,,, | |
| * Crow stomps on 'ling. | ||
| Sentroid91 | hmm, Mets still have a chance..... it's 5-3 Braves. | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and steps into it. | ||
| Crow | DICKWEED! | |
| Sentroid91 | 6th Inning | |
| Timmyling | OW! | |
| superspy | go mets, go mets, get busy, it's your birthday | |
| Timmyling | Don't get me angry, kiddie. | |
| Sentroid91 | I want the Subway Series!!!! | |
| superspy | me too, jersey-boy :-P | |
| Crow | KIDDIE? Oh yeah, ya little infant baaby? | |
| Timmyling | You shouldn't call yourself that. | |
| Crow | Little six-inch-tall baby want his pacifier?! | |
| *** Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as FatBastard | ||
| Timmyling | Hurts your self-esteem. | |
| FatBastard | I ain't a beby! | |
| Timmyling | Yes, Sent. | |
| FatBastard | Beby! The other, other white meat! Beby! It's what's for dinner! | |
| * FatBastard eats Crow | ||
| * Crow thinks of drop-kicking 'ling, but pouts instead. | ||
| Crow | AAAAAAAAAH!!! | |
| DeRaptor | d'oh...geez. | |
| * FatBastard poops Crow out | ||
| Timmyling | Ugh... | |
| * Crow cries again. | ||
| Timmyling | That I did not need to see. | |
| superspy | nor did I | |
| *** Sentroid91 is on IRC | ||
| *** FatBastard is now known as Sentroid91 | ||
| * DeRaptor tosses Crow in the pool to...um...wash... | ||
| * Crow sinks to the bottom. | ||
| * Timmyling "accidently" drops a live wire into the pool. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'ghostbusters.mid' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| Timmyling | Oops. | |
| * Crow scrapes the fecal matter out of the inside of his beak, and pukes all over the bottom of the pool. | ||
| Timmyling | Eww. | |
| superspy | Timmy..... | |
| superspy | everyone knows you're supposed to drop a TOASTER into the pool | |
| Timmyling | Hi. | |
| * Crow goes limp. | ||
| superspy | like this | |
| Timmyling | Live wire is better. | |
| Sentroid91 | 1,9[s9-mS]9,1-ghostbusters_the_movie-1,9 1.98MB | |
| [Sentroid91:#Deep13 S9-MS] - ghostbusters_the_movie.mp3 - 1.98MB | ||
| Timmyling | Toasters suck. | |
| * superspy drops a toaster -- for bagels -- in the pool | ||
| * DeRaptor takes the live wire out of the pool and scoops crow out with a net. | ||
| Timmyling | But...not flying toasters. | |
| * DeRaptor pours rubbing alcohol all over Crow to get rid of the fecal matter, then fixes the shorted out circuits. | ||
| Crow | Nnnn.... | |
| superspy | hey, de. maybe you can deactivate that "annoying circuit" while you're at i | |
| superspy | t | |
| Sentroid91 | Nee | |
| superspy | :) | |
| DeRaptor | Oh...um...just a sec. | |
| * DarkonZero step out of his cube..... | ||
| * DeRaptor plugs a laptop into Crow. | ||
| * Sentroid91 decides to possess the body of Crow | ||
| * DarkonZero puts his cube away. | ||
| Timmyling | Oh, it's right here, De. | |
| *** Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as Crow91 | ||
| * DeRaptor decreases "spoiledness factor to 15%. | ||
| Crow91 | I AM CROW! | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmmm..... | |
| DeRaptor | HEY! | |
| * Timmyling snips the wire marked "MAIN POWER LINE." | ||
| Crow91 | FEAR ME! | |
| DeRaptor | That's my robot! I payed a nickel for him! | |
| * Crow91 flies around the room in his new body | ||
| * DeRaptor gets a ghostbuster trap thing and gets Sent out of Crow's body. | ||
| Timmyling | Whoa... | |
| superspy | hey! watch it! | |
| * superspy ducks | ||
| Timmyling | Heheh. | |
| superspy | <Deep13 Kitty> MEOW!!! | |
| *** Crow91 is now known as MFFFFPH | ||
| superspy | watch out for the cat! | |
| MFFFFPH | Boo Boo Kitty? | |
| MFFFFPH | uhm, I mean | |
| * Crow falls limply back into the pool. | ||
| MFFFFPH | *muffled* HELP! | |
| Timmyling | Eek. | |
| MFFFFPH | the Cat | |
| * DeRaptor grumbles, fishes Crow out again, and reconnects his power source. | ||
| * MFFFFPH gets out of the trap and posesses the power source | ||
| Crow | Huh...where am I? Man, I feel like Joe Don Baker sat on me an' then ran me over with a mac truck! | |
| *** MFFFFPH is now known as Transforme | ||
| Timmyling | HA! | |
| *** Transforme is now known as Thing91 | ||
| DeRaptor | Sent, quit goofing off. Just because you're a ghost you think you're soooo cool. | |
| Timmyling | Yeah...you stupid pseudoscientific thingie. | |
| Crow | Oh, so he's gonna get the Addam's Family's mail for 'em now? | |
| * Thing91 posesses De's body, and ponders jumping off a cliff | ||
| *** Thing91 is now known as DeRaptor91 | ||
| * DeRaptor zaps Thing out of her head with pure psychic willpower energy stuff. | ||
| * DeRaptor91 jumps off a cliff, and unposesses De's body | ||
| *** Sentroid99 is on IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor91 is now known as Sentroid99 | ||
| * superspy takes out his proton pack and captures Sentroid | ||
| * superspy rolls out the trap and traps sentroid | ||
| * DeRaptor parachutes to the bottom with her arm feathers, climbs back up, and smacks SEnt around with a dead gungan. | ||
| superspy | done. | |
| DeRaptor | Ahh, much better. | |
| * Sentroid99 digs his body up and slaps De around with it | ||
| DeRaptor | ewww! | |
| Timmyling | Ick. | |
| * DeRaptor watches the bones fall apart. | ||
| DeRaptor | Uh...you just smacked me around with a tibia. | |
| * Timmyling sweeps up pulpy fleshy stuff. | ||
| *** Sentroid99 has left IRC | ||
| *** Sentroid99 is now known as Servo911 | ||
| * Crow picks up Sent's ilium. | ||
| Crow | Hey, can I keep this? | |
| Crow | Thanks. | |
| Servo911 | gah! mine! | |
| * Servo911 bites Crow | ||
| * Crow carves scrimshaw in Servo911's ilium. | ||
| superspy | run, crow! | |
| Crow | OW! | |
| * Crow grabs the mandible that bit him. | ||
| Timmyling | Hey, now you can make a voodoo Sent! | |
| Crow | Oooh, these make really need soap holders! | |
| * Servo911 buries himself again | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is on IRC | ||
| *** Servo911 is now known as Sentroid91 | ||
| * Timmyling grabs some random skin particles and sticks it on his voodoo doll. | ||
| DeRaptor | hehehe. | |
| * DeRaptor takes the shavings from Crow's scrimshaw and gives them to 'ling. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'mib.mid' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| * Timmyling throws the voodoo doll and blasts it 5 billion years in the future. | ||
| * Timmyling watches Sent disintegrate from the sun doing a supernova. | ||
| Timmyling | Oh my. | |
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Tue Oct 19 19:24:20 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Tue Oct 19 19:31:58 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Making the World Safe for Tower-Climbing Topless Fire-Breathing Transexuals' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Tue Oct 19 16:50:10 | ||
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| Crow | Oh...gee, thanks...let me go mow some lawns so I can pay for it, though. | |
| * Crow wanders off again. | ||
| DeRaptor | wb DZ. | |
| superspy | nah, it's a gift | |
| DarkonZero | Thankee. | |
| Crow | Oh, I couldn't possibly... | |
| superspy | please | |
| DarkonZero | Me hit wrong button. | |
| * DeRaptor pushes the "spoiledness factor" to 5%. | ||
| * superspy pushes Crow's "spoiledness" to 5% | ||
| Crow | Well...I guess... | |
| superspy | jinx.. | |
| superspy | again | |
| Crow | Gee, thanks! | |
| DeRaptor | jinkies. | |
| * Timmyling pushes the "incompetantness factor" to 100%, the "tolerance factor" to 0%, and "patience factor" to 0%. | ||
| * Crow trips over his own feet and starts cursing loudly. | ||
| Timmyling | I'm having too much fun... | |
| Crow | YOU WANNA HELP ME UP, JERKS?! | |
| Timmyling | I should stop. | |
| Timmyling | No. | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | BOB! | |
| Crow | Ya big fat morons think you're just sooo neat, always sittin' around lookin' at me, huh?! | |
| Timmyling | Bobby boy... | |
| BobIshmael | DZ! | |
| * superspy helps crow up and resets everything as it should be.,... | ||
| DeRaptor | 'ling... | |
| Timmyling | Yeah, we do. | |
| superspy | bob | |
| DarkonZero | WAIT! | |
| BobIshmael | Uh.. 'lingy 'bot. | |
| BobIshmael | dspy | |
| BobIshmael | -d | |
| Timmyling | Yeah. | |
| DarkonZero | I'M THE ONLY MORON HERE! | |
| * DeRaptor resets Crow's incompetentness factor, tolerance factor, and patience factor. | ||
| * Crow moans. | ||
| Timmyling | Well, you just reset it to its former position... | |
| * Crow pukes all over the floor from having his mind messed with. | ||
| Crow | dizzy... | |
| * superspy adjusts crow's spoiledness factor to 5% -- and sodders it place | ||
| superspy | it IN place | |
| DeRaptor | You can't sodder computer settings, spy. | |
| BobIshmael | He just did. | |
| DeRaptor | You can click the little "lock" checkbox, though. | |
| superspy | oh. I thought it was a little dipswitch thingy | |
| * superspy locks it | ||
| DeRaptor | There we are. | |
| Sentroid91 | WHOO! | |
| DeRaptor | now he'll stay that way until somebody unclicks it. | |
| superspy | checkboxes -- dumb as hell. especially the "hidden" checkbox. LOGIC, PEOPLE!! | |
| * DeRaptor turns her computer off. | ||
| Sentroid91 | Mets tied the game 7-7 | |
| BobIshmael | HEY! I was just going to ask you the score! | |
| DeRaptor | That's nice, 'troid. | |
| BobIshmael | De, it is. | |
| Sentroid91 | When did he get here? | |
| Timmyling | I should go... | |
| BobIshmael | Shut up, Sent. | |
| Timmyling | Because I shouldn't torment Crow this much. | |
| Sentroid91 | no matter. I wasn't talking to you, unimportant guy. | |
| Timmyling | Bye then. | |
| BobIshmael | Adidas, 'ling. | |
| *** Timmyling has left IRC | ||
| *** Timmyling has quit IRC (UnitedChat Rules) | ||
| DeRaptor | Um...d'oh. | |
| DeRaptor | 'ling felt guilty. That's a new one. | |
| BobIshmael | Scary. | |
| DeRaptor | Very. | |
| superspy | yeah | |
| superspy | maybe he just felt guilty that he was doing bob's job | |
| DeRaptor | non-java chatting has done strange things to the little guy. | |
| DeRaptor | Yup. | |
| Crow | Uh... | |
| * Crow eyes Bob warily. | ||
| superspy | bob: crow's a new 'bot. be gentle | |
| BobIshmael | Guess who got a $20 cheque from AllAdvantage? | |
| * Crow edges away. | ||
| BobIshmael | And it IS "cheque." | |
| superspy | uh.... | |
| superspy | Crow? | |
| DeRaptor | Those dickweeds never sent me anything. | |
| DarkonZero | WOW BOB! | |
| BobIshmael | I know. | |
| superspy | oh, you did, bob | |
| BobIshmael | $20 whole bucks! | |
| DarkonZero | $20! | |
| BobIshmael | Just for me. | |
| DarkonZero | Geez.... | |
| DeRaptor | Wow. You could buy a CD or something. | |
| DarkonZero | I wish I had that much. | |
| BobIshmael | Or drugs. | |
| BobIshmael | I mea- No, I meant that. | |
| BobIshmael | I mean... Wait... What do I mean again? | |
| * superspy considers a mini-disc player.....for no apparent reason | ||
| DarkonZero | All I got is these....million and millions of dollars. | |
| superspy | what's the point behind MD again? | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot. | |
| BobIshmael | I'll be happy to take that off of your hands, spy. | |
| BobIshmael | spy? | |
| BobIshmael | Sheesh. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm an idiot. | |
| DarkonZero | Yup/ | |
| DarkonZero | D'oH! | |
| BobIshmael | Big ol' dumb idiot Bob. | |
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm a fellow moron. | |
| BobIshmael | Damn, my "b" is sticking again. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn that "b". | |
| * DeRaptor unsticks Bob's b, so he's now obIshmael. | ||
| BobIshmael | I know what would make me feel etter... Jimi Hendrix! | |
| superspy | well, bob. can YOU tell me what the point of MD is? it looks nifty, but why should I, as a consumer, get one? | |
| Sentroid91 | Too bad it's not your "s" | |
| BobIshmael | What? | |
| * BobIshmael pats Sent on the head. | ||
| BobIshmael | You go play now. | |
| Sentroid91 | Then I wouldn't have to hear your classic "Shut up, Sent." every five minutes.... | |
| superspy | ...in the street | |
| Sentroid91 | I'm not saying I wouldn't miss it. | |
| DarkonZero | Sent just loves hearing that. | |
| DarkonZero | So.... | |
| Sentroid91 | It's true too. | |
| DarkonZero | Shut up, Sent. | |
| DarkonZero | There. | |
| BobIshmael | I like my "s." | |
| BobIshmael | I can wear socks. | |
| BobIshmael | And... uh.. Play a snare drum. | |
| * superspy likes to bang on his drum all day | ||
| BobIshmael | And... uh... | |
| Crow | spy, that's a double entendre I didn't need to hear. | |
| BobIshmael | Um... | |
| Crow | yeeuuch. | |
| superspy | de? | |
| DeRaptor | Yes? | |
| BobIshmael | Eat snakes. | |
| superspy | we forgot to adjust the perversion chip | |
| superspy | but it can stay the way it is -- I can get over it | |
| DeRaptor | Oh. Well, if we changed that, he'd be a different robot. | |
| Crow | You bet I would, babeee! | |
| * superspy lightly smacks crow upside the head | ||
| DeRaptor | You shut up. | |
| Crow | Ow! | |
| * Crow sniffles. | ||
| superspy | it was a light smack, c'mon | |
| * Crow grumbles and slinks off to his favorite corner. | ||
| * superspy gets crow an icepack | ||
| * Crow looks at the icepack. | ||
| Crow | I don't...really need this or anything...I just...but thank you...and...um.... | |
| Crow | DAMMIT! I'm not used to being not spoiled. | |
| Crow | Harumph. | |
| * BobIshmael listens to Purple Haze. | ||
| * superspy listens to Pop Muzik | ||
| DeRaptor | How much money do ya need to earn afore alladvantage'll send you a check? | |
| * DarkonZero listens to "The Way Through Is Out". | ||
| * superspy listens to Major Tom (peter schilling) | ||
| superspy | just kidding, DZ :) | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| *** Bozarth has left IRC | ||
| *** Bozarth has quit IRC (I can't come back! I don't know how it works! G'bye! G'bye!) | ||
| DarkonZero | Why should I be offended by that? | |
| superspy | you commented that I was listening to that too much -- albeit a few days ago | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| BobIshmael | Oh... Not too sure, they tell you on the site. | |
| superspy | nevermind | |
| BobIshmael | The cheque was for $20, so it might be that much. | |
| DeRaptor | Ah. | |
| DeRaptor | Well, I only have $12.50 so far. That might be it. | |
| BobIshmael | De, do what I did. | |
| DeRaptor | woah...scour.net got a facelift. | |
| Sentroid91 | Yeah, I saw that last night | |
| Sentroid91 | They kept the same Media Agent, though. | |
| DarkonZero | Spy....I thought I said I was listening to "Cars" too much......not you and "Major Tom", but I can't remember. | |
| BobIshmael | Tape the mouse to something that vibrates (so the move keeps moving) and leave the computer on all night. | |
| BobIshmael | move? Sheesh. | |
| BobIshmael | mouse | |
| BobIshmael | I'm an idiot. Seriously, a big ol' dumb idiot. | |
| DeRaptor | heheh. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"The Machman"4,1 | ||
| BobIshmael | But, it works, De. I never use All Advantage when I'm browsing. | |
| DeRaptor | My parents would have a water buffalo. | |
| BobIshmael | Mostly because I loathe IE. | |
| BobIshmael | Lucky parents. | |
| DeRaptor | Exploder is evil. Use netscape. | |
| superspy | you loathe anything from micro$oft and aohell, right bob? | |
| Sentroid91 | Don't we all? Oh, except Ts, he uses IE | |
| BobIshmael | Yes. | |
| DarkonZero | I use IE> | |
| BobIshmael | Netscape sucked ever since AOL bought them out. | |
| *** MSTAnon is on IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon has joined #deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | It's still better than IE. | |
| superspy | hi, anon | |
| BobIshmael | I used Opera, like the subversive undergrounder I am. | |
| DeRaptor | 'lo Anon. | |
| BobIshmael | Hi, Anon. | |
| * BobIshmael drinks. | ||
| BobIshmael | Errr. USE. | |
| BobIshmael | Not USED. | |
| superspy | opera's good, but not quite up to my standards yet | |
| superspy | still has a few things missing | |
| MSTAnon | Hi, all. | |
| DeRaptor | What's it not got, spy? | |
| DarkonZero | AOL dropped Netscape Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Just a decent news/mailreader and DHTML support. | |
| DeRaptor | Does it support CSS? | |
| BobIshmael | Other than that- Wha? | |
| superspy | last time I used it, it was kinda shaky on java/javascript support | |
| superspy | I forget how well it handled CSS | |
| BobIshmael | Java works fine for me. | |
| MSTAnon | Ugh. Stupid eBay still hasn't updated its database. | |
| BobIshmael | Hmmm... I dunno. De, gimmie a page with CSS. | |
| superspy | and a few other minor complaints -- bob already said them, though | |
| superspy | I can, bob | |
| superspy | nevermind... | |
| DeRaptor | well, try http://terribleclaw.com/mst3k/, for example. | |
| superspy | I didn't see the | |
| superspy | "de" in that request | |
| BobIshmael | spy, you could have too. | |
| DeRaptor | That won't look right at all w/out css. | |
| BobIshmael | But De eat you to it. | |
| BobIshmael | B. | |
| * Crow throws a paperclip at De. | ||
| DeRaptor | Knockit off. | |
| * DeRaptor blinks at Bob. | ||
| DeRaptor | ewwwwww... | |
| superspy | well, bob? | |
| BobIshmael | Hmm... Well... It looks alright, but I'll compare it the page with IE, just in case. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm pretty sure Opera can handle CSS, though. | |
| DeRaptor | Ah...okay. | |
| superspy | well, so far IE and netscape seem to be the frontrunners for the most CSS commands supported | |
| superspy | unless bob's correct | |
| BobIshmael | I was right. | |
| BobIshmael | Handles CSS perfectly. | |
| BobIshmael | Eep.. | |
| BobIshmael | Wait. Let me check that again. | |
| BobIshmael | Scratch that. | |
| DeRaptor | what'd it do/ | |
| DeRaptor | ? | |
| BobIshmael | It doesn't screw up the page, but the navbar doesn't show the ackground. | |
| BobIshmael | B! B! B! | |
| Sentroid91 | BE! | |
| DeRaptor | oh...ewww. | |
| BobIshmael | But I'd rather sacrifice DHTML and CSS, then become another patron of IE or AOL. | |
| DeRaptor | Well, like spy(?) said, AOHell dumped Netscape. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ said that. | |
| BobIshmael | I think. | |
| DarkonZero | I did. | |
| Sentroid91 | Cause Netscape's too good for AOHell | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, still. | |
| superspy | ?? | |
| superspy | ! | |
| superspy | ?!, even | |
| Sentroid91 | ?!? | |
| DarkonZero | The guy who created Netscape left. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh. | |
| BobIshmael | Netscrape ain't what it used to be. | |
| superspy | oh, that | |
| Sentroid91 | Where's he go? | |
| DeRaptor | That's why I put the (?) after spy's name. | |
| Sentroid91 | On vacation? | |
| DeRaptor | Cuz I'm insane and dumb. | |
| DarkonZero | Nope.... | |
| superspy | andreesen left on his own accord | |
| BobIshmael | I just miss "Mozilla." | |
| BobIshmael | What a lovable character. | |
| superspy | wants to be involved with startups | |
| superspy | mozilla still exists | |
| superspy | about: mozilla | |
| BobIshmael | I know he still exists, but it's not the same. | |
| BobIshmael | It's as though the spirit of Mozilla dies when AOL bought them... | |
| BobIshmael | And it hasn't come back from the dead since. | |
| BobIshmael | died! Past tense! | |
| DeRaptor | Well, AOL's evil. | |
| Crow | And jasoN uses it. | |
| Crow | Says somethin' about your kid, don't it, Bob? | |
| BobIshmael | Still, Opera is like a better version of a 3.0 browser. | |
| DarkonZero | I use it as a spam catcher. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| DarkonZero | If AOL is evil.....why use IM? | |
| BobIshmael | I don't. | |
| DarkonZero | I don't. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh.. Wait.. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if she shouldn't use AIM. | ||
| * superspy uses both | ||
| superspy | mostly because many of my friends just don't know any better and use AOL | |
| * BobIshmael decides to learn C, so he can write a #deep13 IM'er. | ||
| DarkonZero | I only use IM if I am and only am on AOL which isn't much. | |
| DeRaptor | Ugh...C. | |
| BobIshmael | Of course, I won't be learning C. So forget it. | |
| DeRaptor | Visual C++ maybe? | |
| BobIshmael | Ugh...Visual. | |
| MSTAnon | Uh, AOL sucks. | |
| DarkonZero | The damn HearMe.com thing is up for grabs? | |
| BobIshmael | I'm not a moron, I don't do "visual." | |
| BobIshmael | HearMe bites, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| BobIshmael | It's like AOL. | |
| DeRaptor | well...okay then. Just try writing a windows program without it then. | |
| DarkonZero | They haven't released a full version yet. | |
| BobIshmael | I don't do Windows, either. *rimshot* | |
| DarkonZero | D'OH! | |
| DeRaptor | What are ya on, one a those icky mac things? | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, no. It's like AOL, meaning all 13 year old kids cyber'ing. | |
| BobIshmael | No, De. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| BobIshmael | I AM using Windows... Now. | |
| * superspy shudders> | ||
| DeRaptor | Oh. | |
| DeRaptor | Okay then. | |
| BobIshmael | I'll be installing Linux soon, though. | |
| superspy | AOLamers | |
| superspy | as will I, bob | |
| superspy | december or so | |
| BobIshmael | Damn right, you will. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey Bob......look for WINLinux....a new way to crash! | |
| BobIshmael | I will once I get some free time. | |
| superspy | well, I need a butt-load of free time so I can back up and re-partition my drive | |
| DeRaptor | WINLinux? Da hell is that? | |
| DarkonZero | Linux that run under Windows..... | |
| DeRaptor | Oh... | |
| superspy | what linux are you gonna try, bob? red hat? caldera? personally, I'm going for mandrake. just sounds like a cool name | |
| DeRaptor | Man, how many kinds a linux are there? | |
| BobIshmael | Slackware. Then I can n3at0 '13370. | |
| DeRaptor | And it DOES have a GUI, right? | |
| BobIshmael | It CAN. | |
| superspy | no hackerz 3p3@k. can't understand it | |
| * DeRaptor shudders at the idea of using a DOS-style interface. | ||
| BobIshmael | 3 is E. 0 is O. 7 is T. 1 is L. Pretty straight forward. | |
| BobIshmael | DE! | |
| superspy | I prefer a decent GUI -- although text-prompts are always nice to use on occasion | |
| BobIshmael | GATES STOLE DOS! | |
| BobIshmael | DOS IS JUST A BASTARD UNIX! | |
| DeRaptor | Did he? I don't care, my point is that I don't like them text-prompts. | |
| BobIshmael | UNIX DOESN'T HAVE A DONS INTERFCAE! DOS HAS A UNIX INTERFACE! | |
| superspy | yeah, and apple stole the window principle | |
| DeRaptor | Well, unless it's mIRC. but that's different... | |
| BobIshmael | -N | |
| superspy | as much as I like text prompts, I'll admit that windowed OSs make things a bit easier, overall | |
| DarkonZero | True.... | |
| DarkonZero | I miss the onld days though. | |
| superspy | copying files is the best example | |
| DarkonZero | old even.... | |
| superspy | true, dz | |
| BobIshmael | cp bob /usr/ishmael/files | |
| BobIshmael | Simple as simple could be. | |
| * DarkonZero wonders if he should find the Amiga OS. | ||
| superspy | well, bob for one file it's fine | |
| BobIshmael | "Amiga?! There's a machine for you!" | |
| superspy | but say you want to copy multiple files, with different extensions | |
| superspy | just select, ctrl-c them, and paste 'em | |
| BobIshmael | No, spy. You can cp a entire directory. | |
| BobIshmael | Why are you defending Microsoft? | |
| superspy | but what if I just want 3 or 4 from a directory? | |
| superspy | I'm not | |
| BobIshmael | Yes, you are. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders what Crow runs on. | ||
| superspy | I'm defending windowed operating systems as a whole | |
| Crow | la...la... | |
| * Crow smacks his head into the wall a few times. | ||
| DeRaptor | Something Microsoft, I bet. | |
| superspy | that, in certain respects, like copying random files (not all) from a directory, they ARE more convenient | |
| Sentroid91 | Anyone who needs my assisstance, i'll be awhile. I think I figured out why this webpage isn't going in right | |
| BobIshmael | You're right. | |
| superspy | I know :) | |
| DarkonZero | Or MAC OS, De...... | |
| * BobIshmael glares at spy. | ||
| DeRaptor | Yeah. Either one. | |
| superspy | sorry | |
| * Crow locks up and falls over. | ||
| * DeRaptor reboots Crow. | ||
| Crow | Ow. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm just saying that prompt based OSes aren't as hard as De would make them out to be. | |
| superspy | don't get me wrong, bob. I like text interfaces | |
| * DarkonZero goes to look for the Amiga OS..... | ||
| BobIshmael | rm superspy | |
| BobIshmael | That'll learn ya'. | |
| *** jasoN is on IRC | ||
| superspy | hell, I barely use my mouse in windows | |
| BobIshmael | "Amiga?! There's a machine for ya'!" | |
| DarkonZero | I remember owning a Commadore VIC 20........ | |
| BobIshmael | What the hell?! I rm'd you! | |
| BobIshmael | rm superspy | |
| DeRaptor | Maybe they're not so hard, but they're just obnoxious. | |
| BobIshmael | rm superspy | |
| BobIshmael | rm superspy | |
| * superspy has fond, fond memories of the commodore 64 | ||
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| superspy | load "*", 8, 1 | |
| superspy | or something like that | |
| BobIshmael | De, you're just a Windows kiddie. | |
| * BobIshmael shakes his fist. | ||
| DeRaptor | You think your commodore sixty-four is really neato, what kinda chip you got in there, a dorito? | |
| DarkonZero | I had a Commadore VIC 20, 64, and 128..... | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah, I am. | |
| * DeRaptor grins stupidly. | ||
| * superspy defends the c64! | ||
| * DeRaptor picks at her teeth. | ||
| *** jasoN is on IRC | ||
| superspy | I LOVED THOSE THINGS! | |
| *** jasoN has joined #deep13 | ||
| * superspy weeps.....with crow | ||
| * DeRaptor chuckles. | ||
| BobIshmael | soN! | |
| * jasoN jasons in | ||
| MSTAnon | Hi, JRW. | |
| DeRaptor | Hey Nosaj of AOL. | |
| DarkonZero | N! | |
| * Crow looks at spy. | ||
| MSTAnon | Where's my media? | |
| jasoN | hello everyone | |
| MSTAnon | And, more importantly, where's my elephant? | |
| superspy | hi, N | |
| Crow | Hey, quit sobbin' on me! You'll wreck my paint job. | |
| * superspy stops crying | ||
| * DeRaptor sends a very angry bull african elephant in Anon's direction. | ||
| MSTAnon | Woo-hoo! | |
| DeRaptor | I gotta go. bya | |
| superspy | later | |
| DarkonZero | Bye De.... | |
| superspy | and take that 'bot with you | |
| superspy | :) | |
| BobIshmael | AHAHAHA! | |
| BobIshmael | Adidas, De. | |
| BobIshmael | Damn, this is funnier this most MiSTings I've read: http://www.phrack.com/search.phtml?view&article=p55-2 | |
| DarkonZero | I FOUND THE AMIGA OS! | |
| DarkonZero | I feel ashamed. | |
| superspy | when you find an amiga to run it on, lemme know | |
| DarkonZero | No... | |
| DarkonZero | You can now use a PC now. | |
| DarkonZero | I think. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm trying to find extensive info. | |
| * BobIshmael points everyone to that hilarious URL. | ||
| BobIshmael | High-larry-us. | |
| jasoN | you have to convince me, mom | |
| BobIshmael | I don't think so. | |
| jasoN | you're not trying | |
| *** Crow has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Crow[pm3-74.mry.redshift.com]) | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| BobIshmael | I know I'm not trying. | |
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Ping timeout for DeRaptor[pm3-74.mry.redshift.com]) | ||
| * DarkonZero : 6,1 Got to drain the wizard 6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| jasoN | you should try | |
| superspy | jesus! my mouse just flew across the desk! | |
| superspy | I need an old priest and a young priest! | |
| superspy | aaahhh! | |
| * BobIshmael wonders if spy'd type that if he was dying. | ||
| BobIshmael | "Perhaps he was dictating..." | |
| BobIshmael | "Shut up." | |
| superspy | ? | |
| * superspy is confused -- which is easily done when he gets 3 hours of sleep | ||
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| * DarkonZero looks up.... | ||
| * DarkonZero sees Bob... | ||
| BobIshmael | Hi. | |
| * DarkonZero throws up. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ugh..... | |
| * BobIshmael slices DZ's head off and eats his eyeballs. | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| BobIshmael | Don't do that again. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry. | |
| BobIshmael | Mitch Rhymer | |
| BobIshmael | [ Dude, is that your hip-hop name, or your real name? ] | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| BobIshmael | No one visted that URL, so I have to paste everything. | |
| superspy | I did bob.. | |
| superspy | I skimmed | |
| DarkonZero | D'OH! | |
| jasoN | you didn't convince me, mom | |
| BobIshmael | You can't skim. | |
| BobIshmael | It's hilarious. | |
| superspy | what is it? | |
| DarkonZero | Amiga OS uses a Motorola processor. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| DarkonZero | Moving on.... | |
| BobIshmael | It's a letter section from the Phrack e-zine... but given the MST treatment. | |
| BobIshmael | spy, search for "yoda" on that page. | |
| BobIshmael | Read that letter and then read the riff. That made me laugh out loud.. | |
| BobIshmael | And I was un my Unix class at the time. | |
| BobIshmael | un to in | |
| superspy | heh | |
| MSTAnon | Yoda! | |
| BobIshmael | I couldn't stop laughing after I read that. Of course, now your expectations are too high and you won't laugh. | |
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has quit IRC (Read error to jasoN[ABD33889.ipt.aol.com]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| * DarkonZero wonders if the BeOS is a good OS..... | ||
| superspy | it's all right, DZ. but I have no particular use for it | |
| superspy | it's really for high end media stuff | |
| DarkonZero | True.... | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot about it used for that/ | |
| * BobIshmael gets all sad because no one read that riff. | ||
| superspy | I did bob | |
| BobIshmael | Or didn't like it. | |
| superspy | and I replied "heh" | |
| BobIshmael | Damn. | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe I AM a nerd. I mean, if that made me crack up and made no one else laugh... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | What's the URL.... | |
| superspy | I am looking for a very simple and easy to follow recipe for the synthesis | |
| superspy | of amphetamine.... Anytype..... As long as it is relatively easy to | |
| superspy | follow..... Many thanx in advance | |
| superspy | [ Ah yes. The lame legacy of Phrack past. Drug creation. Whoo. Dude. | |
| superspy | Get a fucking job and move out of your parent's basement before you | |
| superspy | blow it up with your ghetto drug lab attempt. ] | |
| BobIshmael | http://www.phrack.com/search.phtml?view&article=p55-2 | |
| BobIshmael | Search for "yoda." | |
| superspy | bob, trust me, I'm just as much a geek as you | |
| BobIshmael | NOOOOOOO! I'M NOT A GEEK! | |
| BobIshmael | LET'S TALK CARS! | |
| BobIshmael | AND CHICKS! | |
| BobIshmael | AND GUNS! | |
| *** BIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| BIshmael | Got d/c'ed right after beer. | |
| BIshmael | Miss much? | |
| *** BobIshmael was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BIshmael (DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! Bye. )) | ||
| DarkonZero | 0x14 was rather good. | |
| BIshmael | MESS WITH THE BEST DIE LIKE THE REST!! | |
| BIshmael | [ You're so going to be on welfare when you get older. ] | |
| MSTAnon | Hehe. | |
| * MSTAnon reads Fox Trot. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| superspy | heh | |
| DarkonZero | Hi, | |
| DarkonZero | I was wondering if you would be able to place more articles about | |
| DarkonZero | Australia. I am Aussie and would like to learn more about the systems in | |
| DarkonZero | place over here. | |
| DarkonZero | [ HEY! DO YOU KNOW STEVE IRWIN? I heard once he got eaten by a crocodile | |
| DarkonZero | and then, 2 weeks later, he climbed out of the croc's mouth and conked | |
| DarkonZero | him on the head and then took him to a wildlife preserve! ] | |
| MSTAnon | Not "The Crocodile Hunter"... | |
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| BIshmael | Don' forget... | |
| BIshmael | MESS WITH THE BEST DIE LIKE THE REST!! | |
| BIshmael | [ You're so going to be on welfare when you get older. ] | |
| MSTAnon | What a moron! | |
| BIshmael | Damn. | |
| MSTAnon | He's gonna die! | |
| BIshmael | I mean.. | |
| BIshmael | or something that can tell me better? | |
| BIshmael | [ Do you mean like a priest? ] | |
| superspy | the croc hunter is awesome. talk about having balls | |
| superspy | this animal is SO dangerous.... | |
| superspy | and they HATE it when you do this! | |
| * superspy croc hunter proceeds to irk animal | ||
| * MSTAnon watches spy get his head bitten off. | ||
| superspy | dah! | |
| BIshmael | That never happens to Steve Irwin. | |
| BIshmael | this is how to make a flame thrower out of a squirt gun | |
| BIshmael | [ This is how to set yourself, your sister and your shanty on fire. ] | |
| BIshmael | items: | |
| BIshmael | super soker (doesn't matter just use what you have or wanna get) | |
| BIshmael | [ Huh? What I have or wanna get? That's a pretty vague instruction. | |
| BIshmael | I want my money back, this kit is bunk. ] | |
| BIshmael | Goog morning! | |
| BIshmael | [ Goog afternoog! ] | |
| * BIshmael stops pasting. | ||
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** BIshmael is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| * MSTAnon continues to read Fox Trot. | ||
| DarkonZero | Wow....I have Fox Trot as my desktop theme...... | |
| DarkonZero | But....moving on.... | |
| BobIshmael | Anon, you should read that URL. | |
| BobIshmael | I HAD the MST Theme, but no longer. | |
| MSTAnon | Oh, this URL? http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=184618555 | |
| DarkonZero | The two MST themes I have were poorly made. | |
| DarkonZero | In other words.....they suck. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| * DarkonZero feels a certain (but stupid) power surge through him... | ||
| DarkonZero | I AM...! | |
| * DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRADORK15,16,0!6,0 | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork | ||
| MSTAnon | Oh, god. | |
| UltraDork | What? | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, is this a comic of your's or something? | |
| UltraDork | No... | |
| UltraDork | And who is DZ? | |
| BobIshmael | Shut up, UD. | |
| * MSTAnon points and laughs at UltraDork. | ||
| UltraDork | No you! | |
| * UltraDork does a stupid pose! | ||
| * BobIshmael laughs at UD. | ||
| UltraDork | YOU WILL NOT WIN! | |
| BobIshmael | Yes, let us all laugh at Ultra Dork. | |
| UltraDork | Awww.... | |
| UltraDork | Come on.... | |
| UltraDork | I won't beat you up. | |
| * UltraDork does another stupid pose..... | ||
| * superspy comes back.... | ||
| superspy | and laughs at UD | |
| BobIshmael | UD, can I speak to DZ? | |
| UltraDork | Does this strike fear? | |
| UltraDork | Come on.... | |
| superspy | no | |
| UltraDork | Quit laughin' | |
| * superspy squirts UD with a super-soaker | ||
| superspy | heh heh heh | |
| UltraDork | Damn..... | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, did you find out how much a yellow submarine would cost to build? | |
| UltraDork | Cut it out.... | |
| * superspy takes UD's "dry-clean only" cape and puts it in the machine | ||
| UltraDork | I wear no cape. | |
| superspy | well, now you don't | |
| UltraDork | I AM NO LONGER...! | |
| * UltraDork returns back to his old moronic, sorta secret alter-ego, DarkonZero. | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** UltraDork is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey guys.... | |
| BobIshmael | Hi. | |
| superspy | hi | |
| DarkonZero | What happened? | |
| BobIshmael | GASP! WHERE DID ULTRA DORK GO?! | |
| superspy | I dunno! | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, you just missed UD. | |
| BobIshmael | He's a dumbass. | |
| DarkonZero | Wow.... | |
| superspy | it can't be DZ. DZ doesn't wear glasses | |
| BobIshmael | If you were here, you could have kicked his ass. | |
| DarkonZero | Probably.... | |
| * DarkonZero looks up..... | ||
| * DarkonZero sees Bob..... | ||
| BobIshmael | Hi. | |
| Sentroid91 | hey, that fake omega's on | |
| * DarkonZero throws up.....again. | ||
| Sentroid91 | omega is pirch@SanDiego11-45.SanDiego.Access1.net * pirch | |
| Sentroid91 | omega using WichitaFalls.TX.US.StarLink.Org [208.129.168.1] WebFire's StarLink IRC Server | |
| Sentroid91 | omega End of /WHOIS list. | |
| BobIshmael | Is that Ringo barking in "Hey, Bulldog?" | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....wha? | |
| superspy | ? | |
| superspy | what album, bob? | |
| BobIshmael | Yellow Submarine. | |
| BobIshmael | 1999. | |
| superspy | ah | |
| BobIshmael | Actually, I think it's Paul. | |
| * superspy doesn't have any yellow sub album | ||
| superspy | the next one I want to get, actually, is "help!" | |
| DarkonZero | I GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS! | |
| BobIshmael | Wow! I can actually "Eleanor Rigby" in key! | |
| BobIshmael | That's amazing. | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| BobIshmael | Er. | |
| BobIshmael | Damn. | |
| DarkonZero | You can actually "Eleanor Rigby" in key? | |
| BobIshmael | Wow! I can actually sing "Eleanor Rigby" in key! | |
| * BobIshmael Eleanor Rigbys in key. | ||
| superspy | revolver is an excellent album | |
| superspy | Dr. Robert | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah. Neat, huh? | |
| BobIshmael | Could someone put a bar of soap in the microwave for me? | |
| superspy | no | |
| superspy | why? | |
| BobIshmael | It's one of the neatest things. | |
| BobIshmael | You'll see. | |
| superspy | what's it look like? | |
| BobIshmael | Dove works best. | |
| BobIshmael | You'd have to see it for yourself. | |
| superspy | only if you put a cd in the microwave :) | |
| superspy | not for long, though :) | |
| BobIshmael | I already have. | |
| BobIshmael | I always nuke my AOL CDs. | |
| superspy | cool, huh? | |
| BobIshmael | Very. | |
| superspy | makes a nice swirly | |
| superspy | <if your microwave spins, that is> | |
| BobIshmael | Also, green grapes cut in half are neat, too. | |
| BobIshmael | They spark and pop. Don't know why, they just do. | |
| Sentroid91 | Ah | |
| Sentroid91 | Guess what? | |
| superspy | what? | |
| BobIshmael | Do I have to? | |
| Sentroid91 | It's officially 12:02am on the East Coast... meaning that it's now October 20th, the day of my birth | |
| superspy | congratulations, sent | |
| superspy | I have to wait until march | |
| BobIshmael | I was going to send you a card. Oh well. | |
| DarkonZero | HAPPY MIRTHDAY! | |
| * MSTAnon just doesn't care. | ||
| superspy | shame, anon | |
| BobIshmael | Actually, it was going to be a piece of paper that read "Bet you thought I send you a card or something." | |
| MSTAnon | Hehe. | |
| superspy | hehe | |
| BobIshmael | Anon, Sent doesn't like you as it is. | |
| DarkonZero | Let us all call him. | |
| Sentroid91 | Well that's true | |
| DarkonZero | His VMB. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh. | |
| Sentroid91 | I think it's ded | |
| DarkonZero | And roast Sent. | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| Sentroid91 | you could try it, though | |
| BobIshmael | How about we call his home? | |
| DarkonZero | We could do that. | |
| DarkonZero | But I wouldn't. | |
| * BobIshmael finds Sent's number. | ||
| superspy | his *home* number? | |
| DarkonZero | Yup. | |
| superspy | oh, that's right | |
| superspy | bob's VMB had caller id | |
| BobIshmael | ANI. | |
| BobIshmael | But close enough. | |
| superspy | ani? | |
| BobIshmael | Automatic Number Identification. | |
| BobIshmael | It's not the same as Caller ID. | |
| superspy | gotcha | |
| superspy | what's the difference, if I may ask | |
| superspy | ? | |
| BobIshmael | You can't get around ANI, short of op-diverting or calling from a payphone. | |
| BobIshmael | And 911 and all 800 numbers use it. | |
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| Saucey^ | Hi everyone | |
| Sentroid91 | hello. Who the hell are you? | |
| superspy | hi saucey | |
| DarkonZero | Who's being saucey? | |
| * superspy feels saucy tonight | ||
| superspy | ! | |
| superspy | that didn't sound right. at all. | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| Sentroid91 | Do I make you saucey? | |
| DarkonZero | No it didn't. | |
| Saucey^ | well...unfortunately......the spaghetti sauce kind.... | |
| Saucey^ | :) | |
| BobIshmael | Is Sent's VMB working? | |
| * Sentroid91 shrugs | ||
| MSTAnon | Hi, Saucey! Want ops? | |
| Sentroid91 | Yeah, it works, Bob. | |
| Saucey^ | No....thanks......anyway | |
| Sentroid91 | (877) 461-2774 | |
| BobIshmael | Doesn't anyone find it weird that we've been getting a number of newbies that can type recently. | |
| Saucey^ | just trying to find a channel I am comfortable in... | |
| BobIshmael | I think Starlink is spying on us. | |
| * Sentroid91 laughs | ||
| superspy | yeah, what's up with that | |
| superspy | ? | |
| BobIshmael | GET OF MY BACK, MAN! | |
| Sentroid91 | that armani guy wasn't typing right this afternoon | |
| BobIshmael | CHARLIE IS BREATHING DOWN MY NECK! | |
| Sentroid91 | neither was marul | |
| DarkonZero | Sent...the VMB #? | |
| BobIshmael | He just told you. | |
| DarkonZero | He did? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| BobIshmael | Yes, look up. | |
| BobIshmael | Saucey^, I know you're a spy. Don't deny it. | |
| * DarkonZero looks up.... | ||
| * DarkonZero sees Bob..... | ||
| BobIshmael | And not of the super kind. | |
| BobIshmael | Shut up, DZ. | |
| Saucey^ | A spy for what? | |
| * DarkonZero throws up....once again. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm empty. | |
| BobIshmael | For the server ops that are out to get us... or me. | |
| BobIshmael | Everyone's out to get me. | |
| Saucey^ | why? | |
| superspy | uhh... | |
| BobIshmael | You got me. | |
| superspy | no reason, saucey | |
| Saucey^ | I am a peon on this thing.... | |
| Saucey^ | and seems no one likes me much either.... | |
| Saucey^ | :( | |
| BobIshmael | Somekid named omega kept telling them we were bothering him, but we didn't do anything. | |
| superspy | no, no | |
| * DarkonZero goes to call Sent's VMB..... | ||
| Sentroid91 | Then omega threatened to sue us | |
| * BobIshmael would... but he'd have to sign off. | ||
| Saucey^ | ahhh..omega.. | |
| superspy | you're relatively well-behaved for a newbie | |
| superspy | you no omega? | |
| superspy | no?? | |
| superspy | KNOW | |
| Saucey^ | thought he was a gal.....thats what i know... | |
| Sentroid91 | Which one, though. | |
| superspy | when did you meet omega? | |
| * BobIshmael eyes Saucey^. | ||
| Sentroid91 | The Romanian one? Or the San Diego one? | |
| Saucey^ | he came on to forty up and so did i until a few months ago | |
| superspy | I have to know so I can determine how much de-tox to spray you with | |
| BobIshmael | Go tell your superiors to bite me! | |
| BobIshmael | YOU'LL GET NOTHING OUT OF ME, YOU COMMIES! | |
| BobIshmael | YOU HEAR THAT, STALINK?! NOTHING! | |
| Saucey^ | He gave me a g-line whatever that is | |
| *** superspy has left IRC | ||
| *** superspy is now known as RedSpy | ||
| Saucey^ | i told him I wouldnt bible thump... | |
| * BobIshmael breaks into mad laughter. | ||
| Saucey^ | well....can't be saucey and smart too can I? | |
| Saucey^ | :) | |
| Saucey^ | yea...I can... | |
| BobIshmael | You lost me. | |
| RedSpy | I guess.... | |
| Saucey^ | What is g-line? | |
| * DarkonZero returns from calling Sent's VMB #. | ||
| Sentroid91 | 's what Cam got | |
| Saucey^ | ohh....great....so I am on the sue list.... | |
| DarkonZero | ...... | |
| RedSpy | uh... | |
| RedSpy | no | |
| RedSpy | what "sue list"? | |
| Saucey^ | sorry.....I am lost.. | |
| BobIshmael | Saucey^, you wouldn't happen to be a MSTie, would you? | |
| BobIshmael | Baby, you're a rich man. | |
| Saucey^ | well.....you have to tell me what it is so I can tell you if I am one | |
| MSTAnon | LOL! | |
| BobIshmael | If you don't know what it is, you probably aren't one. | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
| * /sound: unable to play 'krankor.wav' | ||
| * MSTAnon bets Saucey^ can't even name the color of Dr. Forrester's labcoat. | ||
| Sentroid91 | Darkon.... are you supposed to be a Jewish/Indian Grandfather? | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
| DarkonZero | I don't know. | |
| Sentroid91 | sounded like t | |
| Sentroid91 | it | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars"4,1 | ||
| Saucey^ | I am female.......and don't know much of anything except love to see people happy.. | |
| DarkonZero | I make people happy.... | |
| BobIshmael | That doesn't sounds like a female to me. | |
| DarkonZero | Then I piss'em off. | |
| BobIshmael | People love me. They hate DZ. | |
| Saucey^ | unfortunately....I am a bit nieve at the wrong things and times... | |
| Sentroid91 | !DarkonZero numan'scars.mp3 cause i've had that damn song stuck in me hed | |
| BobIshmael | Baby, did I mention that you're a rich man? | |
| DarkonZero | Sent...you want? | |
| Sentroid91 | si | |
| Sentroid91 | cause i've had that damn song stuck in me hed | |
| * Pump DCC up to 999999999 bytes | ||
| BobIshmael | Nice cockney acent. | |
| BobIshmael | accent. | |
| BobIshmael | All you need is love! | |
| BobIshmael | All you need is love! | |
| BobIshmael | Love is all you need! | |
| DarkonZero | I NEED A LABOTOMY! | |
| DarkonZero | I NEED A LABOTOMY! | |
| BobIshmael | All you need is love! | |
| Saucey^ | I need a lot more convolutions.... | |
| Saucey^ | :( | |
| BobIshmael | All you need is love! | |
| BobIshmael | Love is all you need! | |
| * DarkonZero remembers when he yelled that alot at work..... | ||
| DarkonZero | I NEED A LABOTOMY! | |
| DarkonZero | I NEED A LABOTOMY! | |
| Sentroid91 | BTW: The Mets/Braves game is still on | |
| Sentroid91 | it's 9-9 in the 11th Inning | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, you should have screamed "ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE! | |
| DarkonZero | No... | |
| Saucey^ | we all need that... | |
| DarkonZero | I like what I yelled. | |
| BobIshmael | We need to that on the trip. | |
| Saucey^ | but a labotomy is easier..... | |
| BobIshmael | You, Manny, and De can do the backup. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | I only sing lead. | |
| DarkonZero | Then fail. | |
| BobIshmael | Will someone explain MST to Saucey^? | |
| BobIshmael | No, DZ, you can sing backup... | |
| Sentroid91 | Saucey: Just go to www.mst3k.com | |
| BobIshmael | And fail. | |
| Saucey^ | k....I will...... | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.... | |
| DarkonZero | I only sing lead. | |
| MSTAnon | www.msties.com | |
| BobIshmael | attmtn.cjb.net | |
| Sentroid91 | mstiegate.cjb.net | |
| DarkonZero | SHAMELESS PLUG TIME! | |
| Sentroid91 | mstapes.cjb.net | |
| Saucey^ | geez | |
| MSTAnon | http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=184618555 | |
| Saucey^ | :)) | |
| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
| *** RedSpy is now known as superspy | ||
| Sentroid91 | www.deep13.org | |
| MSTAnon | Pfft. | |
| MSTAnon | I mean, uh... | |
| DarkonZero | Hey.....what about www.mst3kinfo.com? | |
| BobIshmael | At least deep13.org looks better 'an msties.com! | |
| BobIshmael | SO HA! | |
| * BobIshmael points at Anon and laughs. | ||
| superspy | ouch | |
| * Sentroid91 shrugs | ||
| Sentroid91 | got me... | |
| Saucey^ | wow...is this a guy thing and this gal just interrupted or what? | |
| *** BobIshmael is now known as NowhereMan | ||
| Saucey^ | sorry if i did... | |
| NowhereMan | I'm a real nowhere man.. | |
| MSTAnon | Uh, no? | |
| NowhereMan | Living in a nowhere land.. | |
| NowhereMan | Making plans for nobody. | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** NowhereMan is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| MSTAnon | I'm sorry, but my site looks one hell of a lot better than deep13.org. | |
| Saucey^ | nice song... | |
| Sentroid91 | That's probably because deep13.org's only been out about 2 months | |
| BobIshmael | I hate to break this to you, Anon. But it ain't. Not that I'm bashing your site or anything. | |
| BobIshmael | The index looks decent. | |
| * superspy considers ending this argument... | ||
| BobIshmael | But everything else takes too long to load. | |
| BobIshmael | And it's messy. You should divide up the sections more. | |
| BobIshmael | That tape/part trading page is WAAAY to large. | |
| Saucey^ | This is only my sixth month on a pc.... | |
| * BobIshmael is a constructive critic. | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Are 'Friends' Electric?"4,1 | ||
| BobIshmael | Saucey^, no matter. If you don't act like an idiot, we're happy. | |
| superspy | oh? what does bob think of this? | |
| superspy | http://www.rpi.edu/~sabler/iacon/ | |
| BobIshmael | Yours? | |
| superspy | yes | |
| Sentroid91 | ooh, neat | |
| BobIshmael | Very nice, so far. | |
| BobIshmael | Excellent. | |
| superspy | can the pissing contest end now? | |
| BobIshmael | I'm not pissing. Anon just said his page was better and I was telling him what could be improved. | |
| superspy | there's nothing I hate more than two people dissing each others' sites | |
| BobIshmael | I'm not trying to bash him. | |
| BobIshmael | * BobIshmael is a constructive critic. | |
| Saucey^ | fierce competition in the site offerings... | |
| BobIshmael | Hell. My site sucks. | |
| MSTAnon | Oh, just wait 'til I let loose that high-maintenance thing. | |
| Sentroid91 | Saucey: You have no idea. | |
| BobIshmael | Ever look at it? | |
| superspy | ninja cow? it's cool | |
| BobIshmael | I don't like how it looks. | |
| MSTAnon | I'm sure you guys will like it. | |
| BobIshmael | It's too basic. | |
| Saucey^ | never used the web yet....except basics and cyndis website, and a few others. | |
| superspy | who's cyndi? | |
| MSTAnon | Never used the web yet? | |
| BobIshmael | Yes, give us a phone number. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.......look at my site......http://members.xoom.com/DarkonZero/ and then you can rag on me......I haven't updated it for months. | |
| Saucey^ | on cyberchat | |
| Sentroid91 | Cyndi Lauper? | |
| MSTAnon | I haven't updated my site for days. | |
| * Saucey^ 4,1s12m9i11l8e2s | ||
| MSTAnon | Well, unless you count today's little tweak. http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=184618555 | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, you need a theme. | |
| DarkonZero | I know.... | |
| Sentroid91 | I updated alittle today. | |
| BobIshmael | The site is just thrown to together. You need something to tape it all together. | |
| DarkonZero | I had a theme....then I lost it. | |
| Sentroid91 | I made a new MSTapes page. :-) | |
| Sentroid91 | and I made sure it was right | |
| MSTAnon | Thrown together? Uh, no. | |
| BobIshmael | ANON! I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU! PAY ATTENTION! | |
| BobIshmael | Sheesh. | |
| * Sentroid91 laughs | ||
| * Saucey^ listens | ||
| * MSTAnon visits Cyndi Lauper's site. | ||
| * BobIshmael dances an Irish jig. | ||
| * MSTAnon farts. | ||
| superspy | lemme guess.....www.cyndilauper.com? | |
| BobIshmael | Deedle-doodle-didle-doo. | |
| Sentroid91 | http://mstiegate.cjb.net/ghostbusters.html | |
| DarkonZero | I'm working on the new "Absolute Zero" (if I still call it that) at the time. | |
| MSTAnon | No shit, Sherlock! | |
| DarkonZero | At this moment. | |
| Saucey^ | and you are on top of me in the scroll..MSTAnon...thanks a lot... | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, if you pay me, I'll write you a nice page. | |
| Saucey^ | :) | |
| BobIshmael | real great. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob...I have no money. | |
| BobIshmael | Real great. | |
| BobIshmael | Better'n De's. | |
| MSTAnon | Hmm? | |
| MSTAnon | Scroll? | |
| DarkonZero | It's going towards the CON! | |
| Saucey^ | the name list.... | |
| BobIshmael | HEAR YE! HEAR YE! | |
| * MSTAnon never heard of any prophecies. | ||
| Sentroid91 | In all honesty, I don't think any of the sites can compare to De's. | |
| BobIshmael | I didn't say they did, Sent. | |
| BobIshmael | I said I could make a site that would rival De's. | |
| Sentroid91 | You'd need to be a master graphic artist, though. | |
| BobIshmael | I'll be taking Photoshop next semester. | |
| Sentroid91 | There's a class for that? | |
| Sentroid91 | weird | |
| BobIshmael | Not really. | |
| BobIshmael | It's computer science. | |
| Sentroid91 | really? | |
| superspy | nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo | |
| BobIshmael | Yes. You do go to college, right? | |
| Sentroid91 | Oh... I really hope that's what they teach in my Computer Science class..... I did mention that it's my major, didn't I? | |
| MSTAnon | Yes, and? | |
| Saucey^ | wow....college guys...I am older than your moms here.... | |
| * superspy was going to be a CS major, but then he realized it was too boring | ||
| * Saucey^ 4,1s12m9i11l8e2s | ||
| BobIshmael | Anon, if I want you to speak, I'll tell you to. | |
| MSTAnon | De's site. *cough* | |
| BobIshmael | Did I say you could speak, Anon? | |
| MSTAnon | You're not the boss of me. | |
| MSTAnon | As a matter of fact... Hehe. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael | ||
| BobIshmael | 'fraid I am. | |
| Sentroid91 | hmm | |
| MSTAnon | Hehe. | |
| BobIshmael | NO TALKING! | |
| BobIshmael | NO WIRE HANGERS! | |
| *** Mars sets mode: -o BobIshmael | ||
| MSTAnon | *peep* | |
| Saucey^ | control...yikes... | |
| BobIshmael | DID YOU BRING GUM FOR EVERYONE?! | |
| Sentroid91 | damn! | |
| Sentroid91 | Mets lost | |
| BobIshmael | You can talk to me. | |
| BobIshmael | If you're lonely, you can talk to me. | |
| Saucey^ | I don't have any gum....or a controllable mind...:)) | |
| Saucey^ | Only a heart and lots of good homemade pasta... | |
| Saucey^ | k....thanks for allowing this old broad to intervene on your conversation.....I thoroughly enjoyed myself..and had to meet the people that come up with these topics...:)) | |
| Saucey^ | will hit the sites..... | |
| Saucey^ | byeeeee | |
| Saucey^ | x | |
| *** Saucey^ has left #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | What a narc. | |
| BobIshmael | Total spy. | |
| DarkonZero | Awww.....we got a kiss..... | |
| BobIshmael | Are just an "x." | |
| BobIshmael | ARE?! | |
| BobIshmael | Gawd, I'm a freaking idiot. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....you make total sence. | |
| superspy | why are you an idiot, bob? | |
| BobIshmael | Me bad type. No think. | |
| Sentroid91 | Well... i'm alittle upset.... | |
| Sentroid91 | actually very upset.... but i'm over it... | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-huh.... | |
| Sentroid91 | Cause the Yankees are gonna kick the crap outta Atlanta. | |
| Sentroid91 | again | |
| BobIshmael | Bad Met lose. Brave no should win. | |
| superspy | the mets should've won | |
| Sentroid91 | They were doing so good too. | |
| superspy | god, I SO wanted a subway series | |
| Sentroid91 | me too, spy | |
| superspy | WHY?? BOB, WHY?? | |
| BobIshmael | Me no know. | |
| BobIshmael | Me cry. | |
| Sentroid91 | But like my aunt just said. We'd be crying over who we'd want to win. | |
| BobIshmael | Me no even Met fan. Me like Met. | |
| superspy | The yankees are gonna mop the subway platforms with Rocker's stinkin' head | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.........I'm watching WINLinux crash again on the Screensavers. | |
| Sentroid91 | heh | |
| DarkonZero | www.winlinux.com is the site to see.....if it doesn't crash. | |
| superspy | I love watching lamers call and moan about linux | |
| superspy | whaddya mean I've gotta compile the binary? | |
| superspy | WHAT'S THAT MEAN?! | |
| superspy | I'm still 133+, right? | |
| BobIshmael | Me no ftp work. | |
| DarkonZero | A guy is bitchin' now about Linux. | |
| BobIshmael | What mean 'chmod.' | |
| superspy | WHERE'S THE START BUTTON??!!? | |
| DarkonZero | His DSL isn't working with..... | |
| DarkonZero | Linux.... | |
| DarkonZero | Forgot to end sentence. | |
| BobIshmael | Me food now. Back soon. | |
| * DarkonZero goes to get a drink. | ||
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| BobIshmael | Me back. Food now. | |
| * MSTAnon yawns. | ||
| * DarkonZero enjoys watching ZDTV..... | ||
| MSTAnon | LOL! | |
| BobIshmael | Me miss The Site. | |
| superspy | The Site was awesome | |
| superspy | Leo was Dev! | |
| DarkonZero | You liked Soledad, huh? | |
| BobIshmael | Dev/Null funny. | |
| superspy | ....and that was your moment of duh | |
| BobIshmael | Soledad hot. | |
| DarkonZero | I knew it! | |
| BobIshmael | Me no lie. | |
| BobIshmael | Only truth. | |
| MSTAnon | ZDTV is for nerds! | |
| DarkonZero | What about Kate? | |
| BobIshmael | Katie? She no real. | |
| DarkonZero | Not her.... | |
| DarkonZero | On The Screensavers.... | |
| BobIshmael | Me no remember. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | ZDTV is for the techgeek in all of us. | |
| MSTAnon | You nerds. | |
| BobIshmael | You bad Anon. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm a nerd....and I'm proud. | |
| BobIshmael | Me no proud. | |
| BobIshmael | Nerd bad. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm a geek....I'm proud? | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind.... | |
| BobIshmael | That you perogative. | |
| MSTAnon | LOL! | |
| DarkonZero | I watch only ZDTV, Cartoon Network and MST3K. And maybe a few more things.....but I forgot. | |
| BobIshmael | Me think Anon high. | |
| DarkonZero | Anon is almost like Cam...... | |
| BobIshmael | Cam no laugh loud. Anon do. | |
| * MSTAnon is completely sober. | ||
| BobIshmael | That make Anon badder. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....not like that..... | |
| * superspy isn't drunk, either | ||
| * DarkonZero was sorta drunk yesterday. | ||
| * MSTAnon didn't steal no bike, neither. | ||
| superspy | uh, we didn't ask about a stolen bike, anon | |
| MSTAnon | You didn't ask about no stolen bike, neither. | |
| DarkonZero | Anon steals candy from babies...... | |
| * superspy has killed people for double-negatives like that | ||
| * MSTAnon isn't rushing Halloween season! | ||
| DarkonZero | That's the only group he can overpower. | |
| *** BIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| BIshmael | Damnation, says I! | |
| DarkonZero | Alas......poor Bob. | |
| *** MSTAnon2 has joined #deep13 | ||
| BIshmael | Either there's a new DoS attack out that I don't know about or my ISP is slowly going down the crapper. | |
| superspy | well, I haven't been doS'd yet | |
| *** MSTAnon2 has left #deep13 | ||
| BIshmael | I was about to say "Anon little baby girl man." | |
| Sentroid91 | Well, like I said last weekend, I question the stability of this server. | |
| MSTAnon | You had your chance. | |
| BIshmael | Me hit Anon. Me laugh. | |
| MSTAnon | Slug-Bug! *POW* | |
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has quit IRC (Ping timeout for BobIshmael[dialup-209.245.42.27.SanDiego1.Level3.net]) | ||
| * Sentroid91 1,114 I a15m AW14AY2 [12 •9 I'm going somewhere, brb! 12 •2 ]14 P15age14r 2 [12 •9 on 12 •2 ] 14L15ef14t 2 [12 •9 01:06:42 12 •2 ] | ||
| Sentroid91 | brb | |
| MSTAnon | See? Just like that. | |
| *** BIshmael is now known as MeBob | ||
| * DarkonZero feels a certain (but stupid) power surge through him... | ||
| DarkonZero | I AM...! | |
| * DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRADORK15,16,0!6,0 | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork | ||
| Session Close: Tue Oct 19 22:02:18 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Tue Oct 19 22:03:30 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Making the World Safe for Tower-Climbing Topless Fire-Breathing Transexuals' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Tue Oct 19 16:50:10 | ||
| *** Mars changes topic to '<UltraDork> I don't like you....... ' | ||
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| MeBob | Me think all this me stuff make bad SNL sketch. | |
| MSTAnon | Woo-hoo! eBay finall updated its stupid database! | |
| IMSpy | it'd make a better sketch than any of the writers can come up with | |
| MeBob | Me take risk and type like normal person. | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** MeBob is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| BobIshmael | There we are. | |
| BobIshmael | OH NOOOOOOOOO! | |
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael is now known as IronMan | ||
| IronMan | CAN I SEE OR AM I BLIND?! | |
| IronMan | CAN I WALK AT ALL? | |
| DarkonZero | Time for a new nick...... | |
| IronMan | OR IF I WALK, WILL I FALL?! | |
| DarkonZero | I can't think of one. | |
| IronMan | AM I LIVE OR DEAD?! | |
| IMSpy | dead. | |
| IronMan | ARE THERE THOUGHTS WITHIN MY HEAD? | |
| IMSpy | no | |
| IronMan | PEOPLE WILL JUST LEAVE ME HERE! | |
| IMSpy | if you want | |
| IronMan | WHY SHOULD THEY EVEN CARE?! | |
| IMSpy | 'cuz | |
| IronMan | (De did a better job, spy) | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as GaryNuman | ||
| IronMan | I ONCE TURNED TO STEEL! | |
| IMSpy | I'm tired, give me a handicap? | |
| IronMan | SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING! | |
| IronMan | I TRAVELED THROUGH TIME! | |
| IronMan | FOR THE FUTURE OF TIME! | |
| IronMan | NOBODY WANTS ME! | |
| IronMan | I JUST STARE AT THE WORLD! | |
| GaryNuman | Should I sing Cars......with different music? | |
| IronMan | PLANNING MY VENGEANCE! | |
| IMSpy | ...and shiny objects | |
| IronMan | THAT I WILL SOON UNFOLD! | |
| IronMan | NOW THE TIME IS HERE! | |
| IMSpy | ...in a napkin-sketch | |
| IronMan | FOR ME TO SPREAD FEAR!| | |
| IronMan | VENGEANCE FROM THE GRAVE! | |
| IMSpy | and eat the popcorn you made in the microwave? | |
| IronMan | KILLS THE PEOPLE I ONCE SAVED! | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** GaryNuman is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| * IronMan plays solo. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok..... | |
| IronMan | HEAVY BOOTS OF LEAD! | |
| *** spy-II has joined #deep13 | ||
| IronMan | FILLS MY VICTIMS FULL OF DREAD! | |
| spy-II | kick the ghost? | |
| spy-II | oh -- it's gone | |
| *** IMSpy has quit IRC (Read error to IMSpy[grimer-23.dynamic.rpi.edu]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| IronMan | RUNNING AS FAST AS THEY CAN! | |
| DarkonZero | My site...."Absolute Zero" will be now known as "Zero Factor"...... | |
| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
| *** spy-II is now known as superspy | ||
| IronMan | IRONMAN LIVES AGAIN! | |
| superspy | ...unfortunately | |
| * IronMan goes "do-do-dooo-nah-nah-nah-whiddly-whee." | ||
| * IronMan does that for a while. | ||
| * IronMan stops. | ||
| IronMan | End of song. | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** IronMan is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| BobIshmael | So. | |
| superspy | ... | |
| BobIshmael | Yep. | |
| Sentroid91 | 1,9[s9-mS]9,1-gary_numan_-_cars-1,9 2.73MB | |
| [Sentroid91:#Deep13 S9-MS] - gary_numan_-_cars.mp3 - 2.73MB | ||
| superspy | it's hal sparks! | |
| * Sentroid91 1,114 I a15m BA14CK2 [12 •9 I'm going somewhere, brb! 12 •2 ]14 P15age14r 2 [12 •9 on 12 •2 ] 14Ti15me Aw14ay 2 [12 •9 12mins 50secs 12 •2 ] | ||
| MSTAnon | Okay, buh-bye. | |
| MSTAnon | http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=184618555 | |
| *** MSTAnon has quit IRC (Be sure to join MSTies Anonymous at... http://www.msties.com/) | ||
| Sentroid91 | Let | |
| Sentroid91 | 's not, and say we did. | |
| DarkonZero | WEEEEEEEEE! | |
| Sentroid91 | now then, back to figuring out how to move the paragraphs from the center to the left in this ghostbusters page | |
| * BobIshmael cringes. | ||
| BobIshmael | Your ignorance is causing me pain, Sent. | |
| superspy | url, sent? | |
| Sentroid91 | *data unavailible at the present time* | |
| superspy | oook | |
| Sentroid91 | OOK! | |
| DarkonZero | OOK! | |
| DarkonZero | OOK! | |
| DarkonZero | OOK! | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as MonkeyZero | ||
| MonkeyZero | OOK! | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** MonkeyZero is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| Sentroid91 | FUNNT! | |
| superspy | Funt? | |
| Sentroid91 | Alan Funt | |
| BobIshmael | So.... | |
| DarkonZero | Spy......you decided to use me against me, eh? | |
| BobIshmael | Conversation... | |
| superspy | yep | |
| superspy | :) | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN YOU SPY! | |
| BobIshmael | This two kids in my Unix class are total hackers, they make me feel inferior. | |
| superspy | hackers or lamers? | |
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| BobIshmael | And it takes quite a bit to make me feel inferior. | |
| DarkonZero | Kick them Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Hackers. Lamers don't take Unix classes. | |
| BobIshmael | Or show up the Prof. when it comes to answering a student's question. | |
| superspy | I once had someone claim to me that they were the shiznit at hacking. I asked what he did, and he proclaimed (!) that he could get a login prompt once they telnetted into a NASA site | |
| DarkonZero | They could be poseurs...... | |
| superspy | BRAVO | |
| BobIshmael | They're not. | |
| BobIshmael | This guy had a question about his Linux system and the Prof. had to ask them for the answer. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| BobIshmael | Anyhow... The point is I have to learn to really hack now because I hate being inferior. | |
| superspy | so, if they know unix.... | |
| superspy | why are they taking the class? | |
| BobIshmael | Credits. | |
| superspy | ah | |
| BobIshmael | Same reason I'm taking it. | |
| superspy | I don't feel inferior to hackers -- buncha introverted teens that get off on replacing home pages with "wE RuLE!!" | |
| BobIshmael | SOME do. MOST don't. | |
| superspy | besides, I can do pretty much everything else on a computer -- well, except program | |
| BobIshmael | A lot of hacked pages actually make a statement. | |
| superspy | and that's by choice; I don't have the patience for it | |
| DarkonZero | Those are net taggers spy....not hackers. | |
| * BobIshmael is a self-proclaimed phreaker, but it's not the same. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm too old to hack.... | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe Callip'll let me try to crack deep13.org | |
| DarkonZero | I lost all ability to do such things......I'm not fast enough. | |
| Sentroid91 | *** Now talking in #omega | |
| Sentroid91 | *** Topic is 'flash news in Romania is snowing!' | |
| Sentroid91 | *** Set by omega on Tue Oct 19 07:03:09 | |
| DarkonZero | I'm a old timer. | |
| DarkonZero | I can only trash my own puter. | |
| DarkonZero | Which I hate to say...I really good at. | |
| BobIshmael | So.... | |
| BobIshmael | Con? | |
| DarkonZero | Con... | |
| superspy | con? | |
| BobIshmael | spy and/or Sent, would you participate in a MST3K at the con? | |
| BobIshmael | That is, if you go. | |
| superspy | question remains if I go | |
| Sentroid91 | uhh | |
| Sentroid91 | The karaoke one perhaps.... | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| BobIshmael | ARRRRRRRRGH! | |
| BobIshmael | spy and/or Sent, would you participate in a MST3K drinking game at the con? | |
| BobIshmael | Thought, karaoke wouldn't be too bad either. | |
| superspy | can't say that I drink | |
| BobIshmael | WhatamIsaying?! Karaoke would be horrible! | |
| DarkonZero | I guess I'll be the only one drinking. | |
| Sentroid91 | Yes | |
| BobIshmael | Legally, anyway. | |
| DarkonZero | True.... | |
| DarkonZero | But I don't drink unless I am coaxed into it. | |
| BobIshmael | Actually, if no one wants to do it, I'm just going to forget it. | |
| BobIshmael | Drinking games have to involve, at least, four people or they're no fun. | |
| BobIshmael | No need to comment on that. I'll carry the conversation. | |
| superspy | go for it | |
| BobIshmael | No. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry....I was preoccupied. | |
| BobIshmael | Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. | |
| DarkonZero | HEY! I GOT MAIL! | |
| DarkonZero | WOW! | |
| DarkonZero | Moving on.... | |
| BobIshmael | NEATO! | |
| DarkonZero | You mean...EATO! | |
| BobIshmael | Sure do. | |
| BobIshmael | And Sent never answered me. | |
| DarkonZero | Conversation is dying...... | |
| DarkonZero | GET THE DEFIBULATOR! | |
| superspy | STEVEN WRIGHT | |
| BobIshmael | He won't commit credit fraud, he won't drink... What a woman. | |
| BobIshmael | "What a woman," meaning he IS a woman. Not that he's an attractive woman. | |
| DarkonZero | LOL | |
| BobIshmael | -> -Sentroid91- Woman. | |
| Sentroid91 | what? | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> He won't commit credit fraud, he won't drink... What a woman. | |
| Sentroid91 | <BobIshmael> spy and/or Sent, would you participate in a MST3K drinking game at the con? | |
| Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> Yes | |
| BobIshmael | Oh. | |
| BobIshmael | I thought that was "Yes" to whatever I said after that. | |
| BobIshmael | So... | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, way to cave in under peer pressure! | |
| BobIshmael | What a conformist. | |
| Sentroid91 | no, actually, I don't mind drinking. | |
| Sentroid91 | I drink Scope. | |
| Sentroid91 | actually, just that once | |
| BobIshmael | You should drink 'tussin. | |
| BobIshmael | Good and good for you. | |
| DarkonZero | Drink vanilla extract..... | |
| DarkonZero | Powerful stuff. | |
| Sentroid91 | I dun wanna drink cough medicine. | |
| BobIshmael | I've done that. It's a rush. | |
| BobIshmael | That and eat whole lemons. | |
| BobIshmael | Yes, you do. | |
| BobIshmael | It's great. Wicked buzz, dude. | |
| superspy | wicked? | |
| BobIshmael | C'mon! Drink cough medicine! | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, my SoCal dialect. Like it? | |
| superspy | I always attributed "wicked" to new england | |
| Sentroid91 | Well, I hate to bring up things you don't like me talking about, but the Outsiders were drinking that last night on WCW, and they got all stoned, and put on these Mexican wrestling masks. | |
| Sentroid91 | then one of them vomited | |
| BobIshmael | Outsiders? | |
| Sentroid91 | yes, Outsiders | |
| BobIshmael | Oh. Well, I don't know aout vomiting, but everything else is on par. | |
| BobIshmael | +B! | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor drops into #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | OW! The floor in here is hard. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| DeRaptor | Hey you freaks. | |
| BobIshmael | You should huff air freshener, too. Killer buzz, too. | |
| superspy | hi, freakette | |
| DeRaptor | Is that topic to be said in your best Droopy voice? | |
| BobIshmael | But only if you huff it the car kind. | |
| Sentroid91 | even so, I don't want to get stoned, put on a Mexican wrestling mask and walk around the halls saying "We are looking for Seenor Goldberg!" | |
| DeRaptor | super toon extraordinaire, freakazette, freakazette... | |
| BobIshmael | Y'know, the little pine trees? | |
| BobIshmael | And hey De. | |
| DarkonZero | And here's De..... | |
| * DeRaptor runs around in underwear, freakazette, freakazette. | ||
| DarkonZero | De chant? | |
| BobIshmael | You don't?! | |
| Sentroid91 | DE! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| BobIshmael | Who WOULDN'T want to do that? | |
| *** Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as DE | ||
| * DE ! | ||
| * DE ! | ||
| BobIshmael | I hate wrestling, but that sounds like something I should do at the con. | |
| * DeRaptor smashes 'troid. | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is on IRC | ||
| *** DE is now known as Sentroid91 | ||
| BobIshmael | "We are looking for Senor...uh..." | |
| BobIshmael | Someone. | |
| Sentroid91 | It was actually, quite funny | |
| Sentroid91 | No. | |
| Sentroid91 | "We are looking for Seenor Neelson" | |
| BobIshmael | That'll do. | |
| BobIshmael | De, do you have any Mexican wrestling masks? | |
| Sentroid91 | Seenor, Miquel Neelson | |
| DeRaptor | And his little friends Murphy and Corbett, too. | |
| DeRaptor | I have a weird mask of a guy with his tongue hanging out... | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| Sentroid91 | Bob: They have to be the Villano 4 & 5 masks | |
| superspy | gene simmons? | |
| * superspy wants to dress as Diabolik | ||
| *** superspy has left IRC | ||
| *** superspy is now known as Diabolik | ||
| Diabolik | mmmmph | |
| DeRaptor | Sorta like that. | |
| Diabolik | mmmph, mmmphh. mmmmmpphhh? | |
| DarkonZero | Spy....are you a bony wimp? | |
| Diabolik | mmph mmph | |
| DarkonZero | boney....everwhat.... | |
| DarkonZero | Then you can be Diabolik. | |
| Diabolik | mmph! | |
| Sentroid91 | Hey Bob, I have an idea | |
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| Sentroid91 | bring a hockey mask instead | |
| BobIshmael | No. | |
| Sentroid91 | fine then, don't | |
| BobIshmael | I won't. | |
| Sentroid91 | I will | |
| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
| *** Diabolik is now known as superspy | ||
| superspy | man! how did he act in that thing?@ | |
| superspy | oh, wait....he didn't | |
| BobIshmael | De, would YOU participate in a MST3K drinking game? | |
| DeRaptor | I'll bring a cast of a hockey mask...painted gold and stuck on a cast soapdish and a plastic bowling pin... | |
| DeRaptor | Uh...I guess. | |
| * BobIshmael will go as.. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll go disguised as a Trekkie.....and start fights with the Star Wars folk.....then I'd change into a Star Wars costume....and mess with the Star Trek folk. | |
| BobIshmael | Uh... | |
| BobIshmael | Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | That guy's zany. | |
| DeRaptor | I wanna whack people with a plastic lightsaber! | |
| DarkonZero | I'll just bring a bat. | |
| DarkonZero | And paint it. | |
| DarkonZero | To look like a lightsaber. | |
| superspy | perhaps someone could just bring a dart board and a 8x10 of bonnie hammer | |
| BobIshmael | YES! | |
| DarkonZero | The phaser.....i'll do the same. | |
| BobIshmael | SOMEONE FIND HER PICTURE! | |
| * DeRaptor wishes she could find a pic of Hammer.. | ||
| DarkonZero | I know of only one way.... | |
| DarkonZero | And it requires ass-kissin'. | |
| DarkonZero | And I'm not doing it. | |
| DeRaptor | You could try using an alternate email... | |
| BobIshmael | You could probably find her pic in some sort of business mag. | |
| * DarkonZero snickers.... | ||
| DarkonZero | Her....business mag! | |
| superspy | or "Bitch Weekly" | |
| DarkonZero | LOL! | |
| DeRaptor | "Bitch Weekly"...doesn't Loc get that? | |
| superspy | hehehe | |
| * BobIshmael laughs. | ||
| * DeRaptor hits herself for her bad, bad pun. | ||
| DarkonZero | The only "business mag" she'd be in are flyers they hand out from strip clubs. | |
| BobIshmael | I don't like to poke fun at Loc, but that was funny. | |
| * DeRaptor shudders. | ||
| BobIshmael | Way to paint a mental image, DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry.... | |
| * DeRaptor shudders some more. | ||
| superspy | yeah, dz | |
| superspy | yeeesh | |
| DarkonZero | Was trying to find bad thing..... | |
| DarkonZero | Bad thing got worse. | |
| *** Crow has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * Crow wanders in. | ||
| DarkonZero | So.....why don't you just kick me in my "friends"..... | |
| * Crow looks around at Darkon's friends. | ||
| DarkonZero | If that may help you feel better. | |
| Crow | Do I hafta kick all of 'em? | |
| DeRaptor | That's not what he means, Crow. | |
| Crow | Oohhh, he means kick him in the genitals! heheh, silly me. | |
| * DeRaptor looks at the ceiling. | ||
| DeRaptor | Dumb robot. | |
| DarkonZero | Crow.....go ahead and kick the others..... | |
| DarkonZero | I don't mind one bit. | |
| Crow | Oh...uh...okay. | |
| * Crow kicks Sent in the shin. | ||
| * DarkonZero runs just in case. | ||
| * Crow kicks Bob in the rear. | ||
| * Crow kicks super in the stomach. | ||
| * Crow kicks De in the ankle. | ||
| DeRaptor | Ow! Geez. | |
| * DeRaptor throws Crow in the pool again. | ||
| Crow | AHHHHHHHHH*blubble* | |
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| *** superspy has quit IRC (Read error to superspy[grimer-23.dynamic.rpi.edu]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
| *** superspy has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | WB.... | |
| * superspy kicks Mars | ||
| superspy | stupid.... | |
| DeRaptor | ewww...Crow kicked you clean outta the channel. | |
| Crow | Hey, I did! Cool. | |
| * superspy kicks crow | ||
| superspy | I thought you liked me | |
| Crow | Ow! | |
| Crow | Well...Darkon told me to! | |
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| *** BobIshmael has quit IRC (Ping timeout for BobIshmael[dialup-209.244.69.34.SanDiego1.Level3.net]) | ||
| DarkonZero | Delayed response. | |
| DarkonZero | I did not! | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.....he did it himself. | |
| DeRaptor | Wow, Crow, you kicked Bob out too. | |
| DarkonZero | He has issues. | |
| Crow | Wooooow...I'm a good kicker! | |
| superspy | then join a soccer team | |
| Crow | I have some issues of Newsweek...if you want those... | |
| DarkonZero | I thought you read "Tiger Beat"? | |
| Crow | Tiger BOT. | |
| Crow | Geez. | |
| DarkonZero | D'OH! | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot... | |
| DarkonZero | The last issue you read was years ago. | |
| Crow | yeah, it went out of print. | |
| DarkonZero | And I'm old...remember! | |
| DarkonZero | Feeble mind here..... | |
| DarkonZero | Got that. | |
| * DarkonZero points at De by mistake. | ||
| DarkonZero | See... | |
| DarkonZero | Feeble mind here..... | |
| * DeRaptor breaks Darkon's finger. | ||
| DarkonZero | OW.... | |
| DarkonZero | You and the breakin's of me. | |
| DarkonZero | WHY? | |
| DeRaptor | Cuz. | |
| DeRaptor | I can. | |
| DarkonZero | OW... | |
| DarkonZero | You gotta pay my bill ya know.... | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DarkonZero | KITANA'S BIRTHDAY! | |
| DeRaptor | no, saggy's. | |
| Sentroid91 | hmm, how sick | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh.... | |
| DarkonZero | my mistake. | |
| Sentroid91 | oh, thank goodness | |
| DeRaptor | Well, saggy ain't gettin' wished a happy birthday if Kitana's askin'. | |
| Sentroid91 | and what about me? | |
| DarkonZero | And why is saggy saggy? | |
| DarkonZero | Sent.... | |
| DarkonZero | I already did. | |
| superspy | kitana's a bit weird | |
| DeRaptor | That bitch, with her :D | |
| DarkonZero | I'll kick that Kitana's ass if she.....er.....nevermind. | |
| Crow | Geez. | |
| Crow | De, can I put superglue on Kitana's chair? | |
| * superspy hits Crow with a spitball | ||
| Crow | OW! | |
| * Crow glowers. | ||
| DeRaptor | Why ya pickin' on goldie, spy? | |
| superspy | there, now we're even | |
| * DarkonZero realizes his finger is still broken.... | ||
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| superspy | he kicked me | |
| * DarkonZero initiates his repair protocol and fixes it. | ||
| Sentroid91 | any of you guys get a message from me? | |
| superspy | no | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | BOB! | |
| DarkonZero | WB! | |
| BobIshmael | I'm better now. | |
| superspy | bob | |
| BobIshmael | DZ! | |
| BobIshmael | spy | |
| DeRaptor | wb bobbaroonio | |
| BobIshmael | Thanks, Dediddlydoodlydedino. | |
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| DeRaptor | You're weird. | |
| BobIshmael | Thanks. | |
| superspy | just notice, de? | |
| superspy | :) | |
| DarkonZero | mancini is here! | |
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| superspy | HENRY! | |
| BobIshmael | HOORAY FOR US! | |
| mancini | hehehehe | |
| BobIshmael | I bet mancini is another Starlink spy. | |
| * DeRaptor pokes mancini. | ||
| Crow | De, can I put superglue on mancini's chair? | |
| superspy | de! | |
| DarkonZero | I remember that nick...... | |
| DeRaptor | NO, Crow. | |
| superspy | how many times have I gotta tell you... | |
| DarkonZero | But from when? | |
| superspy | don't poke the newbies! | |
| DeRaptor | Okay, okay. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn deja vu.... | |
| superspy | you have to POISON them | |
| superspy | jeez | |
| DeRaptor | I know they have a tendency to explode, but they're just so pokeable! | |
| DeRaptor | Oh. | |
| superspy | mancini, I choose you! | |
| superspy | get it? pokeable? pokemon? eh, forget it | |
| * DarkonZero wishes he never had those damned deja vu attacks of his. | ||
| DeRaptor | arrgggghhh! | |
| * Crow puts superglue on mancini's chair when De's not looking. | ||
| DeRaptor | CROW! | |
| * BobIshmael wishes he didn't have those kamikaze attacks of his. | ||
| Crow | Um...sorry. | |
| BobIshmael | Damn Japs. | |
| * Crow slinks off. | ||
| DeRaptor | I thought Cam was the kamikaze. | |
| Sentroid91 | hmm, did that work? | |
| Sentroid91 | did everyone see this message? | |
| Sentroid91 | -Sentroid91- [GLOBAL] It's my birthday too. | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't get it. | |
| DeRaptor | me neither. | |
| superspy | ditto | |
| BobIshmael | Same 'ere. | |
| DeRaptor | Try asking a non-Kitana IRCop to do it. | |
| DarkonZero | Typing "[GLOBAL]" doesn't make it global either..... | |
| DarkonZero | Kidding. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if Kitty would have a fit if somebody told her it was 'troid's birthday too... | ||
| DarkonZero | Most IRCops hate us.... | |
| DarkonZero | er....Bob. | |
| superspy | most? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| superspy | wow, I've missed a few sessions, then :) | |
| DarkonZero | I have no idea..... | |
| DarkonZero | As always. | |
| BobIshmael | Everyone loves me. | |
| Sentroid91 | brb, i'm gonna go read the stuff, at the beginning | |
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| BobIshmael | DAMN HIM! | |
| superspy | ? | |
| BobIshmael | Who wants me wishing Sent a happy birthday? | |
| BobIshmael | A wav, that is. | |
| superspy | I guess I'll take it.. | |
| DarkonZero | I already called his VMB. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm not going to come to your house or anything. | |
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| *** Mars sets mode: +o Sentroid91 | ||
| DarkonZero | WB. | |
| superspy | hehe | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, you want it? | |
| superspy | it says "get BobIshmael Happy....." | |
| DarkonZero | Sure.... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'happybirthday.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | anyone want to make a perty B-Day topic? | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| *** DeRaptor changes topic to '13¸,%0,13%'´ 6,13¸,%13,6%'´ 1,6¸,%6,1%'´ 13,1 Happy B-Day, Scenty 6,1`'%1,6%,¸13,6 `'%6,13%,¸0,13 `'%13,0%,¸' | ||
| Sentroid91 | HEY! | |
| DeRaptor | heehee! | |
| *** Sentroid91 changes topic to '13¸,%0,13%'´ 6,13¸,%13,6%'´ 1,6¸,%6,1%'´ 13,1 Happy B-Day, Sentroid916,1`'%1,6%,¸13,6 `'%6,13%,¸0,13 `'%13,0%,¸' | ||
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| *** DeRaptor changes topic to '13¸,%0,13%'´ 6,13¸,%13,6%'´ 1,6¸,%6,1%'´ 13,1 Everybody wish Sentroid91 A Happy Boithday! 6,1`'%1,6%,¸13,6 `'%6,13%,¸0,13 `'%13,0%,¸' | ||
| DarkonZero | He does have scent to him. | |
| *** Sentroid91 changes topic to '13¸,%0,13%'´ 6,13¸,%13,6%'´ 1,6¸,%6,1%'´ 13,1 Everybody wish Sentroid91 A Happy Boithday! Or die!6,1`'%1,6%,¸13,6 `'%6,13%,¸0,13 `'%13,0%,¸' | ||
| *** Mars changes topic to '"Oh, it your birthday, huh? Your little birthday, huh? Gonna ride a little pony and eat some cake with some little candles?!" ' | ||
| DarkonZero | LOL! | |
| Sentroid91 | hmm, you think Or die is a bit too harsh? | |
| superspy | hehe | |
| *** Mars changes topic to '"Oh, it your birthday, huh? Your little birthday, huh? Gonna ride a little pony and eat some cake with some little candles?! Well, it's not gonna happen, see! B' | ||
| *** DeRaptor changes topic to '9¸,%0,9%'´ 3,9¸,%9,3%'´ 1,3¸,%3,1%'´ 9,1 Sentroid's Birthday. Presents. Now. 3,1`'%1,3%,¸9,3 `'%3,9%,¸0,9 `'%9,0%,¸' | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob will play that for everyone's birthday. | |
| BobIshmael | DAMN! | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
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| *** Sentroid91 changes topic to '9¸,%0,9%'´ 3,9¸,%9,3%'´ 1,3¸,%3,1%'´ 9,1 Sentroid's Birthday. Presents. Now. Without Presents, death is imminent3,1`'%1,3%,¸9,3 `'%3,9%,¸0,9 `'%' | ||
| *** Sentroid91 changes topic to '9¸,%0,9%'´ 3,9¸,%9,3%'´ 1,3¸,%3,1%'´ 9,1 Sentroid's Birthday. Presents. Now. Without presents, death is imminent3,1`'%1,3%,¸9,3 `'%3,9%,¸0,9 `'%' | ||
| BobIshmael | I liked my topic. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| Crow | Geesh, Bob, you've got a girly voice. | |
| DeRaptor | Crow, hush. | |
| Crow | You never let me say anything! I hate you! | |
| DeRaptor | Crow! | |
| BobIshmael | That was my "mocking Sent's birthday voice," Crow. | |
| Crow | Sorry.... | |
| Sentroid91 | Just for that, you have to get in the Cat suit, Bob. | |
| superspy | so is your real voice in there anywhere? | |
| superspy | 'cuz I've gotta agree with Crow (kidding) | |
| DarkonZero | I sound like I'm choking. | |
| Sentroid91 | And do the Mini-Movie | |
| BobIshmael | Kindof... At the end... Not really, though. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | "cuz you're adopted, and no one loves you."? | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, I guess that's me when I'm angry. | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | heh | |
| BobIshmael | I never recorded myself yelling before, so I guess that's my voice. | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | Cam and that stupid washing machine | |
| BobIshmael | I liked the pony part. | |
| superspy | that's my tired as hell voice | |
| DeRaptor | Nuveena? | |
| BobIshmael | That's your high as hell voice. | |
| superspy | no | |
| superspy | tired as hell voice | |
| *** Disconnected | ||
| *** Attempting to rejoin... | ||
| *** Rejoined channel #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '9¸,%0,9%'´ 3,9¸,%9,3%'´ 1,3¸,%3,1%'´ 9,1 Sentroid's Birthday. Presents. Now. Without presents, death is imminent3,1`'%1,3%,¸9,3 `'%3,9%,¸0,9 `'%' | ||
| *** Set by Sentroid91 on Tue Oct 19 23:29:13 | ||
| BobIshmael | I mean... TOM! | |
| DeRaptor | Was that Tom Servo or Tom Green? | |
| Darkon0 | DAG BLAMMIT! | |
| BobIshmael | Hi, Bob. | |
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael is now known as BobIshael | ||
| BobIshael | Hi, Tom. | |
| [BobIshael SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| Darkon0 | Damn DarkonZero! | |
| Darkon0 | DAMN HIM! | |
| * superspy makes a note to get stock images (i.e. steal 'em off the web) | ||
| BobIshael | All to hell? | |
| Darkon0 | Yes... | |
| Darkon0 | Do that. | |
| BobIshael | You'll have to wait 8 weeks. | |
| *** DarkonZero was kicked by DeRaptor (DAMN HIM ALL TO HELL!) | ||
| BobIshael | Or seconds. | |
| Darkon0 | Thankee! | |
| Sentroid91 | RIman's on. | |
| Sentroid91 | Someone get him to come in here. | |
| Sentroid91 | he's on as GoMets | |
| * BobIshael actually likes this message of his. | ||
| Sentroid91 | IShael? | |
| superspy | who's riman? | |
| BobIshael | It's the only one where I don't sound like an idiot. | |
| Sentroid91 | He's our IRCop | |
| superspy | ah | |
| BobIshael | Well... I ALWAYS sounds like an idiot. | |
| Sentroid91 | The nice IRCop who likes us, and listens to TMBG | |
| BobIshael | But less-so in this wav. | |
| [BobIshael SOUND] | ||
| * Crow listens to spy again.... | ||
| Crow | You sound like a high-pitched Ben Stiller. | |
| DeRaptor | Crow, knockit off. | |
| DeRaptor | You're getting me in trouble because they don't realize I'm schizophrenic. | |
| Crow | Soooo? | |
| superspy | well, at least I don't sound like Bill Corbett | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** Crow was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BobIshael (Enough with the spy bashing! It's gone too far, Crow! )) | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** Darkon0 is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| * DeRaptor watches Crow scratch at the screen door. | ||
| DeRaptor | Can I let him in? | |
| BobIshael | No, he's been bad. | |
| DarkonZero | Nothing like the old nick to make you feel better. | |
| DeRaptor | Look...he's begging...he'll be good... | |
| superspy | 'tis all right, bob | |
| BobIshael | Normally it's all in good fun, but he crossed the line. | |
| BobIshael | Shut up, Ben Stiller! | |
| superspy | I can handle cro----HEY! | |
| DeRaptor | Bob, you're naughty. | |
| *** BobIshael was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BobIshael (Enough with the spy bashing! It's gone too far, Bob! )) | ||
| *** BobIshael has joined #deep13 | ||
| superspy | Hey bob? | |
| BobIshael | WHAT A RUSH! | |
| *** DeRaptor sets mode: -n | ||
| superspy | in that wav of yours? | |
| superspy | you sound like a jr. high lamer | |
| *** Retrieving #Deep13 info... | ||
| BobIshael | Yeeeeeees? | |
| * Crow whimpers and scratches at the door. | ||
| BobIshael | Thanks. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmmm... | |
| [BobIshael SOUND] | ||
| superspy | ok..... | |
| Crow | WAAAAAAHHHH... | |
| superspy | not the reaction I was expecting | |
| superspy | quiet, crow | |
| BobIshael | Probably not. | |
| Crow | *sniffle* | |
| BobIshael | I know I'm a lamer, and the grade level doesn't matter. | |
| * Crow makes big puppy eyes. | ||
| BobIshael | So there, Mr. Stiller. | |
| * Sentroid91 gives BobIshael a 15,15|9,3 7-UP3,3| | ||
| BobIshael | Go ride a pony, Sent. | |
| * Sentroid91 slaps BobIshael around a bit with Sentroid91's keyboard | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| BobIshael | And eat cake with some little candles. | |
| superspy | hey, let's call a truce everyone.... | |
| superspy | and make fun o' cam | |
| superspy | eh? | |
| * BobIshael glares at Crow. | ||
| Sentroid91 | it's official. Bob's on crack | |
| DarkonZero | I pissed Cam off already. | |
| BobIshael | That's not me, Sent. | |
| * Crow cries. | ||
| * superspy opens the screen door and let's crow in | ||
| superspy | just BE QUIET | |
| *** Crow has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * Crow runs into the corner and hides. | ||
| Sentroid91 | No. That was some other BobIshael that just said that | |
| superspy | and you have to apologize to me | |
| superspy | hey, come back here! | |
| * superspy chases crow | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'lucyinthesky.mid' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| Crow | AAAAAAAAH!! | |
| Crow | I'm sorry! Just don't hurt me! | |
| *** Eli-JuWaN has joined #deep13 | ||
| superspy | apologize, 'bot scum! | |
| *** Eli-JuWaN has left #deep13 | ||
| superspy | zoom! | |
| DarkonZero | ZOOMMER! | |
| BobIshael | WHOOOOOOO! | |
| DeRaptor | heheheh. | |
| BobIshael | C'mon an' zoom! | |
| BobIshael | C'mon an' zoom! | |
| BobIshael | C'mon an' zoom! | |
| DarkonZero | I SPELT IT WRONG! | |
| BobIshael | Zoomazoomazoom! | |
| DarkonZero | Bob...no. | |
| DarkonZero | Bad Bob. | |
| BobIshael | Sorry. | |
| BobIshael | I know what would make you feel better... | |
| [BobIshael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshael | Or... | |
| [BobIshael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Time for Bob to talk about his wallet. | |
| superspy | don't have that one | |
| BobIshael | spy, that's my real voice at the end of this. | |
| BobIshael | NOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| Sentroid91 | hmm, back to Dave Foley? | |
| BobIshael | Sure. | |
| Sentroid91 | Dave Foley on Ebonics | |
| DarkonZero | Time for Bob to talk about his wallet. | |
| BobIshael | NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
| BobIshael | I'll be good! | |
| BobIshael | I'll be good! | |
| DarkonZero | Kidding. | |
| Sentroid91 | oh, and BTW: I just fixed those things that needed to be moved.... | |
| DarkonZero | How about me and my cog? | |
| Sentroid91 | the new MSTapes Ghostbuster page is at http://mstiegate.cjb.net/ghostbusters.html | |
| BobIshael | Funny fun cog. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| BobIshael | "It's two funny fun according to my cog." | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| Sentroid91 | 1,9[s9-mS]9,1-gary_numan_-_cars-1,9 2.73MB | |
| [Sentroid91:#Deep13 S9-MS] - gary_numan_-_cars.mp3 - 2.73MB | ||
| DeRaptor | hmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | Timne for the other one... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'hounddog.mid' | ||
| * DeRaptor plays a random midi: 11,12hounddog.mid | ||
| * DeRaptor stops that. | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | hmmm. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'ipalindromei.mid' | ||
| * DeRaptor plays a random They Might Be Giants midi: 11,2IPalindromeI.mid | ||
| Sentroid91 | Oh, and I may change the sounds files at the bottom of that page | |
| Sentroid91 | the links, that is | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| superspy | there's this weird thing in that wav, bob | |
| DeRaptor | that's nice. | |
| BobIshael | I got all depressed because I screwed it up. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| BobIshael | "(depressed) Okay, stop." | |
| BobIshael | AHHHHHHH! | |
| BobIshael | NO! | |
| BobIshael | NO! | |
| BobIshael | NO! | |
| BobIshael | Oh, that's not SO bad. | |
| BobIshael | Not as bad as my wallet. | |
| DarkonZero | <James_Gove> How very odd....... | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | what, did your wallet fall into a pile of doggie doo? | |
| BobIshael | My real name doesn't have an underscore, Dave_Beaver. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'welcometothejungle.mid' | ||
| * DeRaptor plays a random They Might Be Giants midi: 11,2WelcomeToTheJungle.mid | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Mine doesn't either.... | |
| BobIshael | De, I have only one thing to say... | |
| DeRaptor | That I need to die? | |
| [BobIshael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshael | No... That's not it. | |
| DeRaptor | Cuz I already know that. | |
| [BobIshael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshael | There. | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| BobIshael | That's all I have to say. | |
| [BobIshael SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | that's all I have to say | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshael SOUND] | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! | |
| * DeRaptor stops that. | ||
| [BobIshael SOUND] | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshael SOUND] | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| BobIshael | This is like a bad remix. | |
| [BobIshael SOUND] | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshael SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | Okay, enough with the sounds. | |
| * DarkonZero stays out of the mix..... | ||
| *** DeRaptor sets mode: +n | ||
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero snickers at his colleagues. | ||
| BobIshael | We're freaks. | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| BobIshael | And proud of it. | |
| DarkonZero | We sure are. | |
| DarkonZero | I'M PROUD! | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| * DeRaptor waves her freak flag high, and stuff. | ||
| Sentroid91 | wha? | |
| DarkonZero | 7 | |
| Crow | Cam's weird. | |
| BobIshael | Oh, DZ no likee that one? | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Actually.....I do. | |
| BobIshael | "Whhoooooooo! Seven!" | |
| superspy | seven? | |
| BobIshael | Damn. | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I got stuck on a number. | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| Crow | He's drunk. | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | NO MORE SOUNDS!!! AAAAAAAAAUUURGGGH!!! | |
| BobIshael | Boz screwed up. | |
| [BobIshael SOUND] | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor falls over. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'smart.wav' | ||
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh-oh....we killed her. | |
| [BobIshael SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | hmm, I think we broke the De | |
| * Crow walks over to De and kicks her. | ||
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| BobIshael | De-sahpointing. | |
| Crow | Nah, she's still drooling. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'desbrak.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'descrow2.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| *** Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as Scannerbot | ||
| Crow | ARRRGHH!!! DE! | |
| DeRaptor | heehee! | |
| superspy | cornmuffin? | |
| * Scannerbot hovers around De | ||
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| -> *Scannerbot* !Scannerbot desbrak.wav | ||
| * DeRaptor jumps up and swats the scannerbot onto the floor and jumps on it. | ||
| -> *Scannerbot* !Scannerbot descrow2.wav | ||
| Scannerbot | ouch | |
| -> *Scannerbot* !Scannerbot descrow2.wav | ||
| *** Scannerbot is now known as Screamerbo | ||
| superspy | that's gotta hurt | |
| -> *Screamerbo* !Screamerbo descrow2.wav | ||
| DeRaptor | stupid 'bots anyways. | |
| DeRaptor | I'll kill 'em all. | |
| Crow | um... | |
| * Crow hides. | ||
| * Screamerbo uses Sonic Screamer Defence to make De fly out the window | ||
| BobIshael | What the hell is he talking about? | |
| DeRaptor | Oh yeah, you think you can get away, huh Goldieeeeeeeeeee14eeeeeeeeee15eeeeeeeeeee.... | |
| -> *Screamerbo* !Screamerbo descrow2.wav | ||
| * DeRaptor crashes into Deep 14. | ||
| DeRaptor | ow. | |
| superspy | I think he's trying to be that annoying new transformer from beastmachines | |
| superspy | NightScream | |
| Screamerbo | nope | |
| superspy | ....oh | |
| Screamerbo | Actually, it's my own invention | |
| * DeRaptor climbs back into Deep 13 and throws ScreamerBo back down to Deep 91. | ||
| * DarkonZero feels a certain (but stupid) power surge through him... | ||
| Screamerbo | ow | |
| DarkonZero | I AM...! | |
| * DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRADORK15,16,0!6,0 | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork | ||
| *** Screamerbo is now known as ScorcherBo | ||
| *** ScorcherBo is now known as ScannerBot | ||
| DeRaptor | Oh, now what? | |
| * ScannerBot JetBot | ||
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| UltraDork | Well... | |
| UltraDork | I am... | |
| *** ScannerBot is now known as JetBot | ||
| * Crow peers out from under the couch. | ||
| UltraDork | Nevermind. | |
| JetBot | hmm, even better | |
| Crow | Are you still gonna kill me, De? | |
| DeRaptor | Maybe. | |
| * superspy listens to Baba O' Riley | ||
| *** JetBot is now known as Jetstorm | ||
| BobIshael | Hmm... Did I mention that it was Sent's birthday? | |
| superspy | yes | |
| superspy | several times, in fact | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'mentiongold.wav' | ||
| [Jetstorm SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'mentiongold.wav' | ||
| [Jetstorm SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'wantmegold.wav' | ||
| [Jetstorm SOUND] | ||
| [Jetstorm SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | 'troid, knockitoff. | |
| BobIshael | Are you sure? | |
| DeRaptor | You and your Leprechaun obsession. | |
| *** Jetstorm is now known as Leprechaun | ||
| BobIshael | Honestly. | |
| Leprechaun | Am the LeprechauN! | |
| BobIshael | You should just... | |
| UltraDork | I'm lame..... | |
| [BobIshael SOUND] | ||
| UltraDork | I make a bad superhero. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'sentleprechaun.wav' | ||
| [Leprechaun SOUND] | ||
| BobIshael | Or you could... | |
| * DeRaptor ponders sending that to Lodo. | ||
| [BobIshael SOUND] | ||
| UltraDork | I don't even have a battlecry. | |
| DeRaptor | heeheehee. | |
| BobIshael | De, feel free. | |
| DeRaptor | Howabout something like "spoon" but not? | |
| Leprechaun | sending what to who? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'spoon.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| -> *DeRaptor* !DeRaptor spoon.wav | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'sentgoatboy.wav' | ||
| [Leprechaun SOUND] | ||
| Crow | You could yell "toaster". | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'goatboy.wav' | ||
| [Leprechaun SOUND] | ||
| UltraDork | I'm a Japanese superhero... | |
| UltraDork | SAKE!!!!!!!!!! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'sentgoatboy.wav' | ||
| [Leprechaun SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | Oh. | |
| BobIshael | Big man... | |
| DeRaptor | heehee! | |
| BobIshael | Standing in the park. | |
| BobIshael | Wigwam.. | |
| BobIshael | Firghtened of the dark. | |
| Crow | Yell "Karaaaasu!" | |
| UltraDork | There....I found one.... | |
| BobIshael | Someking of solitude is measured in you. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'sentlaugh1.wav' | ||
| [Leprechaun SOUND] | ||
| UltraDork | SAKE!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| Crow | That's the coolest Japanese word you could hope for, ya know. | |
| BobIshael | You think you really know, but you haven't got clue. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'sentlaugh2.wav' | ||
| [Leprechaun SOUND] | ||
| BobIshael | Childlike... No one understand. | |
| UltraDork | I'll stick with.... | |
| UltraDork | SAKE!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| DeRaptor | Sent...you're scaring me. | |
| Leprechaun | Good. | |
| Leprechaun | I'm supposed to be scary | |
| Leprechaun | and you know why? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'sentleprechaun.wav' | ||
| [Leprechaun SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | I see. | |
| * UltraDork flies around..... | ||
| [Leprechaun SOUND] | ||
| * UltraDork hits a wall. | ||
| DeRaptor | Sent. Face it. You're obsessed with Leprechauns. | |
| DeRaptor | Seek help. | |
| Leprechaun | indeed | |
| * Leprechaun ponders searching for a Leprechauns Anonymous on Lycos | ||
| UltraDork | Lucky he ain't obsessed with lepers. | |
| DeRaptor | Or lemurs. | |
| Crow | I knew a lemur once. | |
| superspy | I bet, crow | |
| UltraDork | JOEY! | |
| Crow | He didn't like me. | |
| Crow | He called me a bird-dog thing. | |
| * /sound: no such file 'joeylemur.wav' | ||
| Crow | I dunno why. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| BobIshael | UD, could you say "Meanwhile, Ness and his men speed towards Capone's hideout?" | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'lemur.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| BobIshael | Or "Bob's hideout." Whichever you prefer. | |
| UltraDork | I'm not a Untouchable. | |
| BobIshael | But you do the voice so well! | |
| * superspy gives up on sounds and listens to mp3 files | ||
| [BobIshael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshael | At the end of grandpa.wav | |
| superspy | yes? | |
| UltraDork | So... | |
| superspy | at the end of grandpa.wav....? | |
| BobIshael | "Ness and his men speed toward Capone's hideout!" | |
| UltraDork | You want me to do a Watler Winchell impression? | |
| UltraDork | Walter even/ | |
| BobIshael | Is that who it is? | |
| superspy | mattheau? | |
| UltraDork | Yup. | |
| UltraDork | I'll record it tomorrow. | |
| * DeRaptor remembers Walter Matthau as Sailor Moon and snickers. | ||
| UltraDork | ..... | |
| UltraDork | Now that's a image not needed. | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshael SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshael SOUND] | ||
| UltraDork | Why do I make such a good target for sounds? | |
| UltraDork | Ok...I don't make a good target. | |
| BobIshael | Because your's is the only funny ones. | |
| *** Leprechaun is now known as Warwick | ||
| BobIshael | Mine are all annoying. | |
| BobIshael | spy is just telling an anecdote. | |
| BobIshael | De sings. | |
| BobIshael | Sent... Hasn't said anything. | |
| Warwick | http://eonline.com/Facts/People/0,12,4127,00.html | |
| DeRaptor | I need to not sing. | |
| UltraDork | Sent just makes weird noises on the phone. | |
| BobIshael | Lose the nick, Sent. | |
| DeRaptor | Bob, do you have anymore time on your voice box? | |
| BobIshael | Yeah. | |
| BobIshael | About a half hour or so. | |
| UltraDork | I AM NO LONGER...! | |
| * UltraDork loses his dumb power and returns back to his old moronic, sorta secret alter-ego, DarkonZero. | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** UltraDork is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DeRaptor | Oh. | |
| BobIshael | Wait... Lemme check. | |
| DeRaptor | Can I use it? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'mentiongold.wav' | ||
| [Warwick SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'mentiongold.wav' | ||
| [Warwick SOUND] | ||
| BobIshael | Sure. | |
| DeRaptor | So that you have more that my annoying song? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'helpme.wav' | ||
| [Warwick SOUND] | ||
| BobIshael | In that case, no. | |
| * DeRaptor hits Warwick. | ||
| DeRaptor | Hmph. | |
| Crow | De, can I- | |
| DeRaptor | Yes, Crow. | |
| * Crow ties Bob's shoelaces together. | ||
| BobIshael | Unless you sing "Eleanor Rigby." | |
| Warwick | 1,9[s9-mS]9,1-Rob Zombie_Dragula-1,9 3.40MB | |
| [Warwick:#Deep13 S9-MS] - Rob Zombie_Dragula.mp3 - 3.40MB | ||
| BobIshael | Or "Hey, Bulldog." | |
| DeRaptor | No, I want to not sing. | |
| *** Sentroid91 is on IRC | ||
| *** Warwick is now known as Sentroid91 | ||
| BobIshael | Oh... Not sing. | |
| BobIshael | Doesn't that mean "no singing" or "bad singing?" | |
| * DarkonZero head explodes cause of the question which De asked which is..."So that you have more that my annoying song?" | ||
| BobIshael | Err.. | |
| BobIshael | Does. | |
| BobIshael | Sheesh. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'hhh.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| BobIshael | 25:27 | |
| BobIshael | That's how much I have left. | |
| DarkonZero | The question is deadly. | |
| DeRaptor | That means "no singing" | |
| * BobIshael read De's question. | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| BobIshael | I've done worse than that. | |
| BobIshael | Oh, sure. | |
| DeRaptor | good. | |
| DeRaptor | I'll have to script it, methinks. | |
| DarkonZero | The question is going around in my brain...I can feel it. | |
| BobIshael | Hmm... | |
| DarkonZero | It's weird. | |
| DeRaptor | maybe I'll read a story. | |
| BobIshael | You could insult Sent. | |
| DeRaptor | I could. | |
| BobIshael | "Sent sucks. 39 Susans... agree." | |
| DeRaptor | heeheehee. | |
| superspy | hehe | |
| superspy | isn't it 39 Helens? | |
| DarkonZero | Well....it's De.... | |
| superspy | ah | |
| DarkonZero | And...nevermind. | |
| BobIshael | Yeah, but De's alter ego isn't named Helen. | |
| superspy | I'm slow | |
| DeRaptor | yeah, my alter ego is named George. | |
| DeRaptor | Much prettier name. | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| * Crow looks at De. | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as Davey | ||
| Davey | HI! | |
| Davey | I'm Davey. | |
| BobIshael | I want to live in a yellow submarine. | |
| DeRaptor | Hi Davey. | |
| *** BobIshael is now known as Jimmy | ||
| Davey | And my dog... | |
| Davey | Goliath. | |
| Jimmy | I'm Bob. | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** Jimmy is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| BobIshmael | Liar. | |
| * /sound: insufficient parameters | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** Davey is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| BobIshmael | Anyhow... | |
| BobIshmael | I want to live in a yellow submarine. | |
| DeRaptor | As previously stated. | |
| DarkonZero | Oops.... | |
| BobIshmael | Wouldn't that be great? | |
| DeRaptor | I want to live in a giant dogbone that crashed and burned up in a fiery wreck. | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot to find the parts list for that Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, well, do it then. | |
| Sentroid91 | there. the Ghostbuster page is donw | |
| Sentroid91 | done | |
| DarkonZero | Not now... | |
| DarkonZero | That question is still in my head. | |
| DarkonZero | I can still feel it. | |
| superspy | what question? | |
| DarkonZero | This one. | |
| DarkonZero | So that you have more that my annoying song? | |
| superspy | ah | |
| DarkonZero | It's weird. | |
| DarkonZero | I can actually feel it moving in my brain. | |
| DarkonZero | Or I might have a tumor. | |
| DeRaptor | Or a fetal alien. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe. | |
| Crow | Or part of your brain came to life and it's gonna kill the rest of you. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| superspy | cool idea, crow | |
| DarkonZero | Sorta like the Dark half movie. | |
| Crow | And it's gonna crawl outta your head and kill people and eat THEIR brains. | |
| DeRaptor | Crow, you've seen too many bad monster movies. | |
| Crow | That I have! | |
| * DarkonZero wishes he never had so many personalities.... | ||
| DarkonZero | I got too many. | |
| DeRaptor | Heheh. Two are hard enough. | |
| DarkonZero | I have...uh....more than 10. | |
| BobIshmael | Just be glad you don't let yours manifest themselves in public. | |
| DarkonZero | I let them. | |
| DarkonZero | Under the same name... | |
| BobIshmael | Sure. You just want to fit in. | |
| BobIshmael | To be part of the cool crowd. | |
| DarkonZero | They have no origianlity. | |
| DeRaptor | yeah, all the cool people have multiple personalities now. | |
| BobIshmael | And Bob, too. | |
| superspy | but bob's not cool | |
| superspy | how can that be? | |
| BobIshmael | Way to pay attention, spy. | |
| DarkonZero | All my personalities go by the name of David....or Dave.... | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> And Bob, too. | |
| * superspy *did* have two personalities -- but the other didn't pay rent, so it had to be evicted | ||
| DeRaptor | Is there a Davoid in there too? | |
| DarkonZero | Nope... | |
| * superspy sighs | ||
| * Sentroid91 has to go no | ||
| Sentroid91 | w | |
| DeRaptor | A Davey? | |
| Sentroid91 | c-yas | |
| DarkonZero | Justmany different Daves. | |
| superspy | later | |
| DeRaptor | bye Troid | |
| *** Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
| *** Sentroid91 has quit IRC (Read error to Sentroid91[cc434209-a.avnl1.nj.home.com]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| superspy | I wish I had a good twin | |
| DarkonZero | I need a labotomy. | |
| Crow | Wow. Peer's nasty. | |
| Crow | I'll be your twin, spy! | |
| superspy | no, you're evil | |
| superspy | I need a good twin' | |
| Crow | No I'm not. Timmy's evil. | |
| Crow | I'm good. | |
| superspy | you kicked me. trust me, you're evil :) | |
| * Crow opens his beak and a halo appears over his head. | ||
| * DarkonZero remembers when he yelled that alot one day at work.....on a microphone. | ||
| * DeRaptor rolls her eyes. | ||
| DarkonZero | I need a labotomy. | |
| DarkonZero | I need a labotomy. | |
| DarkonZero | Enough of that. | |
| * DeRaptor straps DZ to a table and gives him his wish. | ||
| Crow | sayyyy! | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't wish for it. | |
| *** Mars changes topic to '* DeRaptor straps DZ to a table and gives him his wish. ' | ||
| DeRaptor | CROW!!! | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| *** DeRaptor changes topic to 'Crow's a ninny.' | ||
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| * BobIshmael cyrogenically freezes himself to await a time with better conversation. | ||
| DarkonZero | er... | |
| DeRaptor | So there. | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael is now known as FreezedBob | ||
| Crow | Hmph. | |
| Crow | You said it, not me. | |
| DeRaptor | I GAVE HIM A LOBOTOMY! EWW! | |
| * DeRaptor kicks Crow. | ||
| Crow | Well, will you strap me to a table and give me my wish then too? | |
| DeRaptor | You're goin' down, robot. | |
| *** Crow was kicked by DeRaptor (NAUGHTY!!!) | ||
| *** Crow has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * superspy puts FreezedBob onto a cart and hauls him into a catering hall. I knew this confirmation could use an ice sculpture | ||
| Crow | waaaah!!! | |
| * Crow sniffles. | ||
| DarkonZero | God one spy.... | |
| Crow | I'm sorry De! I'll be good forever and ever! | |
| DarkonZero | OOOP! | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah, sure you will. | |
| DarkonZero | I mean "Good one spy..." | |
| DarkonZero | Time for a bit of solitude... | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and steps into it. | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZInCube | ||
| DeRaptor | Hmmm. | |
| * DeRaptor throws the cube in the pool. | ||
| DZInCube | It's time to return to socializing... | |
| * DZInCube steps out of his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and puts it away. | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DZInCube is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm all wet! | |
| * DeRaptor laughs. | ||
| DarkonZero | Thanks De.... | |
| * DarkonZero sulks..... | ||
| Crow | ha ha! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'haha.wav' | ||
| [Crow SOUND] | ||
| -> *Crow* !Crow haha.wav | ||
| * DeRaptor makes a bad bad cap on caption this. | ||
| DeRaptor | So. | |
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| * DeRaptor throws a towel at DZ. | ||
| DarkonZero | I've done worse. | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks De... | |
| * DarkonZero feels a bit better. | ||
| * FreezedBob mumbles something through the ice. | ||
| * DeRaptor turns on an iron and leaves it sitting on FreezedBob. | ||
| DarkonZero | I think Bob is saying "Chip me!" | |
| DeRaptor | Shouldn't that be "FrozenBob"? | |
| * FreezedBob mumbles something through the ice, frantically. | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| FreezedBob | mwt mp, me. | |
| DarkonZero | He wants us to smash him! | |
| * DeRaptor blinks as the iron melts throughthe ice and burns a big patch of Bob's skin off. | ||
| DeRaptor | whoops. | |
| * DeRaptor picks the iron up and turns it off. | ||
| * FreezedBob screams through the ice. | ||
| * FreezedBob melts himself... somehow. | ||
| * DeRaptor throws Bob in the pool and watches the ice slowly melt off. | ||
| DeRaptor | Oh. | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** FreezedBob is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| BobIshmael | HA! | |
| DarkonZero | Awww..... | |
| BobIshmael | If you see Callip, tell him I'm the one scanning deep13.org | |
| DarkonZero | I was going to say Bob was a "Chip off the old block." | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Well folks.... | |
| DarkonZero | I gonna be going...... | |
| BobIshmael | Leaving? | |
| DeRaptor | Ah...bye then. | |
| DarkonZero | Yuppers.... | |
| * Crow kicks DZ on the way out. | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| * BobIshmael kicks DZ, too. | ||
| DeRaptor | Crow! Quit being so mean. | |
| Crow | heehee! | |
| BobIshmael | Bastard. | |
| * DeRaptor puts Crow in his room and locks the door. | ||
| * DarkonZero walks out sadly..... | ||
| Crow | HEY! LEMME OUT! | |
| BobIshmael | NO WIRE HANGERS! | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Oct 20 00:28:03 1999 | ||
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