| Session Start: Mon Oct 18 00:43:03 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Steve Irwin: the man born with no survival instinct.' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Sun Oct 17 22:00:50 | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Mon Oct 18 00:43:24 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Mon Oct 18 17:21:07 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '"Nevertheless, Christopher Cornell's auditory torture will not go unpunished." - Lokar' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Mon Oct 18 16:33:44 | ||
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
|---|---|---|
| Cal-Crowe | i don't know0 (_)_) | |
| Cal-Crowe | DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | CC! | |
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| Locdog07 | Hmm | |
| Cal-Crowe | DZ, did you feel the quake? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes.... | |
| Locdog07 | "Did the Earth move for you?" | |
| DarkonZero | I was awake when it happened. | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '<Locdog07> Did the Earth move for you? <DarkonZero> Yes....' | ||
| DarkonZero | I thought my dad farted really hard. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I think qukes are the Earth's vowel movements | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '<Locdog07> Did the Earth move for you? <DarkonZero> Yes.... I thought my dad farted really hard.' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Cal-Crowe | hehe | |
| Timmyling | Hi DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | LING! | |
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| Cal-Crowe | http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_402b.html DO NOT HUMP | |
| Locdog07 | NOT EVEN WITH A PLUMP! | |
| Locdog07 | CAN'T TOUCH THIS! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Don't touch me! | |
| Locdog07 | hee | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Cal-Crowe | So feelings of your stupid kids are more important than mine? | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| * Cal-Crowe looks at solo.mov again... | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Space Ghost dances like an idiot... | |
| Cal-Crowe | Space Ghost dances like an idiot... | |
| * Cal-Crowe looks at solo.mov again... | ||
| Timmyling | He dances like an idiot..if they were smart! | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'solo.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Space Ghost tries....but not enough | |
| Cal-Crowe | A stupid idiot....nyuk nyuk nyuk...soitenly! | |
| DarkonZero | Who gonna bid on the ending of last Friday's Space Ghost C2C ep? | |
| Locdog07 | Not me. | |
| Cal-Crowe | not me | |
| DarkonZero | Come on....it's for charity. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I have $60 and it's all going to my Crow | |
| DarkonZero | Well....I can't bid on it anyway.....no money. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm going to make some sounds.... | |
| DarkonZero | Cam is completely ignoring me now in ATTMTN...... | |
| DarkonZero | I pissed him off. | |
| Cal-Crowe | is there any sounds anyone wants me to make? | |
| Locdog07 | Attack of The Total Maniac Tomatoes from Neptune | |
| DarkonZero | Yes Loc.... | |
| DarkonZero | That's what it is. | |
| * Locdog07 grins | ||
| Locdog07 | I smart. | |
| Locdog07 | Gotta go guys | |
| Locdog07 | Bye | |
| Cal-Crowe | buye | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'sg.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Good ridd...er...bye | |
| Locdog07 | If ya see De, say hi from me | |
| *** Locdog07 has left #Deep13 | ||
| *** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh yeah..... | |
| *** Timmyling has left IRC | ||
| *** Timmyling has quit IRC (Read error to Timmyling[cc552257-a.wlgrv1.pa.home.com]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| DarkonZero | I firgit to record that sound I would record. | |
| *** Timmyling is on IRC | ||
| Cal-Crowe | firget? | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| DarkonZero | Firgit. | |
| *** Bozarth is on IRC | ||
| *** Bozarth has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | BOZ! | |
| *** Timmyling has left IRC | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Boz! | |
| *** zapman24 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | O | |
| Cal-Crowe | ling! | |
| zapman24 | Hi.. | |
| DarkonZero | ZAPPY! | |
| *** Timmyling is on IRC | ||
| *** zapman24 is now known as Timmyling | ||
| Cal-Crowe | SOLO DANCE PARTY! | |
| Cal-Crowe | come one | |
| Cal-Crowe | come one | |
| Timmyling | There we go. | |
| Timmyling | Come one, come all. | |
| Cal-Crowe | This is out of sight....man | |
| DarkonZero | Ling.....Cam is pissed at me. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| Bozarth | whay for? | |
| DarkonZero | For what I wrote about him on ATTMTN. | |
| Bozarth | what you write? | |
| DarkonZero | Something about one of Ling's messages being directed at him and about him liking washing machines. | |
| Timmyling | Yeah, what did you write? | |
| DarkonZero | Want me to paste it here? | |
| DarkonZero | Or check for yourself? | |
| Cal-Crowe | WAsgin | |
| DarkonZero | attmtn.cjb.net for the board. | |
| Cal-Crowe | <FoxyRoxy> BYE JERKS!!!! | |
| Bozarth | gotta go eat | |
| Cal-Crowe | buy | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Boz. | |
| *** Bozarth has left IRC | ||
| *** Bozarth is now known as BozEating | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Boz does eat | |
| * DarkonZero wonders what Boz is eating. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | what did Cam say about washing machines? | |
| Cal-Crowe | a Gordita | |
| Cal-Crowe | what was the line? | |
| DarkonZero | Cam said he's just ignoring everything I say....that's all/ | |
| Timmyling | "You sit on it...and...it vibrates..." | |
| * /sound: unable to play 'siton.wav' | ||
| BozEating | I'm eating lasagna | |
| DarkonZero | Boz....you're not eating! | |
| Timmyling | Lasagna?! | |
| BozEating | i'm eating right here | |
| Timmyling | I LOVE lasagna! | |
| * Timmyling begs Boz for some. | ||
| DarkonZero | Yeah Boz.....SHARE! | |
| BozEating | um....I don't think ican do that | |
| Cal-Crowe | anyone want a sound of what Cam's adventure on the washing machine sounds like? | |
| * DarkonZero wishes his messages on ATTMTN had the impact they used to have. | ||
| DarkonZero | CAL! | |
| DarkonZero | SEND THIS WAY! | |
| BozEating | Last time I tried to "sshare" food over hte internet, I ended up with pepperoni in the phone socket and a stain on the carpet | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Cam> Ms. Washing-Machine, are you trying to seduce me? | |
| Timmyling | Heheheheh. | |
| DarkonZero | Cal....dcc pump. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I sat on a vibrator for the right effect... | |
| Cal-Crowe | i did | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| Cal-Crowe | its going fast | |
| DarkonZero | Cal....wait.....you sat on a vibrator? | |
| BozEating | ok....eww.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | no...not really | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | *PHEW* | |
| Timmyling | Heheh. | |
| Cal-Crowe | i rubbed my neck to sound like I was being vibrated | |
| Cal-Crowe | Good Vibrations... | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| Cal-Crowe | almost doone | |
| Cal-Crowe | ling, want washcam.wav ? | |
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | LOL | |
| Cal-Crowe | hehehe | |
| Timmyling | Yeah, okey.. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | ho was doing the sound effects? | |
| DarkonZero | Who even.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | me | |
| Cal-Crowe | I mixed it | |
| DarkonZero | Ahhh.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | I mix a lot of my sounds now... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm gonna try and remember what I said I was gonna record. | |
| Cal-Crowe | PUMP! | |
| Cal-Crowe | PUMP! | |
| DarkonZero | It's in a log...... | |
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm gonna be doing something for a bit. | |
| * DarkonZero is busy, he look at logs . | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZisBusy | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| [Timmyling SOUND] | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Bisy | |
| Timmyling | Cal...I don't know how to say this...but you sound remarkably like me. | |
| Cal-Crowe | heh...cool | |
| DZisBusy | Ok.... | |
| DZisBusy | I found it. | |
| DZisBusy | I'm done with what I was doing. So...hence, I'm back! | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DZisBusy is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| Cal-Crowe | ah! | |
| DarkonZero | It was me doing my impression of Shatner singing "Revolution". | |
| Cal-Crowe | oooh | |
| DarkonZero | I gonna record it now..... | |
| Cal-Crowe | You....say.....you.....want....a....rev....o....l...u.....t....i....o...n | |
| DarkonZero | Well.... | |
| DarkonZero | Not quite like that before. | |
| DarkonZero | Hold on.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm going to try to make a Shatner imp of Revolution | |
| DarkonZero | I suck... | |
| DarkonZero | It didn't come out right. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm going to make a 1min saple of my singing...what song do you want me to sing (Beatles Weird Al, MST) | |
| DarkonZero | I tore up my throat yelling at someone yesterday. | |
| [Timmyling SOUND] | ||
| Cal-Crowe | saple-> sample | |
| Cal-Crowe | yesterday... | |
| Cal-Crowe | all my vocal chords were led astray... | |
| Timmyling | not that funny, eh? | |
| Timmyling | Get it? | |
| Timmyling | HA! | |
| Cal-Crowe | HA? | |
| Timmyling | HA. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Out of any song by Weird Al, The Beatles, or from MST3K, what song do you want me to sing for a sample? | |
| BozEating | Strawberry Feilds Forever | |
| BozEating | By Weird Al | |
| Cal-Crowe | ok | |
| Cal-Crowe | Stawberry Fields Forever in Weird Al's voice? | |
| Cal-Crowe | or as a polka? | |
| BozEating | try it | |
| BozEating | I dare you | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'll do a Beatles version first... | |
| Cal-Crowe | i can sound really drugged out... | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| Cal-Crowe | reminder: no music, just my voice | |
| DarkonZero | Who wants a WAV of me singing a song I came up with when something happened on here? | |
| Cal-Crowe | sure | |
| BozEating | sure | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| *** Bozarth is on IRC | ||
| *** BozEating is now known as Bozarth | ||
| Timmyling | Send it here, DZ. | |
| * Pump DCC up to 999999999 bytes | ||
| Cal-Crowe | heh...i was able to sing in a mild British accent... | |
| DarkonZero | Cal... | |
| DarkonZero | You get a DCC thing yet? | |
| Cal-Crowe | noper | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'll try again. | |
| *** Jason is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | Who want a remote script that will make WAV's play once you D/l'ed them? | |
| DarkonZero | And MIDI's too.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | Who wants my Strawberry Fields song? | |
| DarkonZero | I'll always take. | |
| Bozarth | I do...since it was my idea | |
| [Bozarth SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I bet you don't get it.... | |
| DarkonZero | Or do you? | |
| Cal-Crowe | one at a time... | |
| Bozarth | wow...I can do a good Vince McMahon impression | |
| * Timmyling wonders what song to play. | ||
| Timmyling | Or to sing, rather. | |
| DarkonZero | Here's the script anyway.....if anybody would just cut and paste it to their remote scripts thing. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I can do a good Ed McMahon impression... | |
| DarkonZero | on 1:FILERCVD:*.wav,*.mid:/splay $filename | |
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| Bozarth | him too...but this Vince impression was surprisingly good | |
| Cal-Crowe | hehee | |
| * DarkonZero now regrets making that sound..... | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I sound awful. | |
| Bozarth | ack | |
| Cal-Crowe | hehe | |
| * Cal-Crowe laughs | ||
| Bozarth | hate the sound of your voice singing, eh? | |
| Cal-Crowe | I think I do ok... | |
| DarkonZero | It's not bad at times.... | |
| DarkonZero | But my throat is thrashed..... | |
| Cal-Crowe | since right now, I have a throat virus... | |
| DarkonZero | I yelled at a co-worker yesterday.....twice. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I put a backmasked message at the end...just like the real song | |
| Cal-Crowe | DZ, are you a showgirl? | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| Bozarth | wha? | |
| Cal-Crowe | hehe | |
| Cal-Crowe | ok | |
| DarkonZero | Why did you ask such a thing? | |
| Cal-Crowe | kidding | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | OOPIE! | |
| DarkonZero | I hate the topic..... | |
| DarkonZero | But I can't do anything about it. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well....moving on. | |
| Cal-Crowe | whats the next song I should sing? | |
| Cal-Crowe | give me something hard (Weird Al, Beatles, MST) | |
| Timmyling | Christmas at Ground Zero. | |
| Cal-Crowe | oooh | |
| Cal-Crowe | ok....hehe | |
| DarkonZero | I tried to sing one of my fave songs without any background music......I stunk....... | |
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I sounded atonal. | |
| Cal-Crowe | i wish I had a mix on my pc so i could add the music.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | wondering what i said on the end? | |
| Cal-Crowe | "Cal is a dead guy miss him miss him" | |
| Bozarth | what? | |
| Bozarth | oh | |
| DarkonZero | CC.....get a proggie called AcidWAVe. | |
| Cal-Crowe | hehe | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm going to sing Christmas at Ground Zero now... | |
| Timmyling | Take cover. | |
| Timmyling | Okey...I made a wav of me singing a song I made myself. | |
| Timmyling | And I mess up 2 times. | |
| Timmyling | Who wants it? | |
| DarkonZero | This way Ling.... | |
| DarkonZero | SEND! | |
| * DarkonZero thinks of singing "Helter Skeltor"..... | ||
| Cal-Crowe | sendit | |
| Cal-Crowe | damn | |
| * DarkonZero now thinks of singing "Whip It"..... | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Yankovic! is down.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | Something from MST or Beatles.... | |
| * Bozarth throws some Talking Heads MP3's on | ||
| Timmyling | ARGH! | |
| Timmyling | Boz! | |
| Bozarth | what? | |
| Timmyling | You don't use an apostrophe to make a plural. | |
| Bozarth | well... | |
| Bozarth | EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSEEE MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | |
| Timmyling | You're excused. | |
| Bozarth | k | |
| DarkonZero | Man.....I wish I could find other Devo MP3s other than "Whip It". | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm eaither going to sing Revolution or Ode To Estelle | |
| Timmyling | Ooh...Send Whip It to me, DZ. | |
| Timmyling | Oh, and "dat-dat-dat-dat, you get the idea" isn't part of the song. | |
| Cal-Crowe | wait.....i can do Christmas at Ground Zero! i found a site with lyrics JOY! | |
| Timmyling | Sooo... | |
| * Timmyling curses the air base near him for the noise. | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"I'm An Agent"4,1 | ||
| * DarkonZero stops listening to that MP3... | ||
| Cal-Crowe | damn... | |
| Cal-Crowe | i recorded in really bad quality... | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Nine Inch Nails' : "Underneath It All"..... | ||
| Timmyling | I know an NIN song is the one that makes DZ want to throw me.. | |
| * Timmyling hides behind his rhino. | ||
| DarkonZero | That's not it Ling.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm going to sing The Saga Begins | |
| DarkonZero | The song called "Pilgrimage" is the one that make me throw you. | |
| Cal-Crowe | oh yeah, podnuh? | |
| Cal-Crowe | crap....NOOOOOOOO LYRICS! | |
| Cal-Crowe | he he he *bewop* | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Nine Inch Nails' : "Pilgrimage"..... | ||
| * DarkonZero goes to find Ling...... | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | Kidding.... | |
| DarkonZero | I don't feel like throwing anything./. | |
| DarkonZero | But I am listening to the song. | |
| Cal-Crowe | does anyone want "Bite Me" ? | |
| Bozarth | no | |
| Cal-Crowe | hehe | |
| Cal-Crowe | Bite Me is 6 seconds of Weird Al Screaming | |
| Bozarth | exactly | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Nine Inch Nails'14,16,0:6,04,1"Starfookers, Inc."4,1 | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| DarkonZero | For the real name of the song... | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Nine Inch Nails'14,16,0:6,04,1"Starfuckers, Inc."4,1 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | 1,1 2,2 3,3 4,4 5,5 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 11,11 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal-Crowe | 1,1 2,2 3,3 4,4 5,5 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 11,11 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal-Crowe | 1,1 2,2 3,3 4,4 5,5 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 11,11 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal-Crowe | 1,1 2,2 3,3 4,4 5,5 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 11,11 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal-Crowe | 1,1 2,2 3,3 4,4 5,5 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 11,11 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal-Crowe | 1,1 2,2 3,3 4,4 5,5 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 11,11 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| DarkonZero | The way it looks on Sci-fi in the future..... | |
| DarkonZero | *boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop* | |
| Cal-Crowe | Rainbow! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...no one got my joke. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| Cal-Crowe | ss | |
| Cal-Crowe | ssssss | |
| Cal-Crowe | ssss | |
| Cal-Crowe | (-)_)\ | |
| Cal-Crowe | (_)_| | |
| DarkonZero | You better not be S'ing me young man! | |
| Cal-Crowe | f | |
| DarkonZero | And no F'ing either! | |
| Cal-Crowe | f looks like a wrence | |
| *** Cal-Crowe has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (You will all DIE ha ha ah hah hahahahahahahahahahahha) | ||
| Bozarth | wrench | |
| DarkonZero | Let me repeat my joke..... | |
| *** Cal-Crowe is on IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | <Cal-Crowe> | |
| DarkonZero | <Cal-Crowe> | |
| DarkonZero | <Cal-Crowe> | |
| DarkonZero | <Cal-Crowe> | |
| DarkonZero | <Cal-Crowe> | |
| DarkonZero | <Cal-Crowe> | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> The way it looks on Sci-fi in the future..... | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> *boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop* | |
| DarkonZero | D | |
| DarkonZero | oh! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
| Cal-Crowe | hehehe | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...n the future Sci-fi will just be a color test. | |
| Bozarth | oh | |
| DarkonZero | That's whatI meant. | |
| DarkonZero | You get it now.... | |
| DarkonZero | Funny, no? | |
| DarkonZero | Or... | |
| DarkonZero | Funny, yes? | |
| Bozarth | Funny, oooohhh | |
| Cal-Crowe | 0,1C 0,2a 0,3l 0,4v 0,5i 0,6n 0,7C 0,8r 0,9o 0,10w 0,11e 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Nine Inch Nails':"No, You Don't"...... | ||
| * Cal-Crowe listens to a MP3 of Weird Al Yankovic's:"Yes, You Do!"...... | ||
| Cal-Crowe | 0,1C0,2a0,3l0,4v0,5i0,6n0,7C0,8r0,9o0,10w0,11e12,1213,1314,1415,15 | |
| Cal-Crowe | 0,1C0,2a0,3l0,4v0,5i0,6n0,7C1,8r0,9o0,10w0,11e12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal-Crowe | 0,1C0,2a0,3l0,4v0,5i0,6n0,7C1,8r2,9o0,10w0,11e12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal-Crowe | 0,1C0,2a0,3l0,4v0,5i0,6n0,7C1,8r2,9o0,10w3,11e12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal-Crowe | 0,1C 0,2a 0,3l 0,4v 0,5i 0,6n 0,7C 0,8r 0,9o 0,10w 0,11e 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal-Crowe | 0,1C 0,2a 0,3l 0,4v 0,5i 0,6n 0,7C 0,8r 0,9o 0,10w 0,11e 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal-Crowe | 0,1C0,2a0,3l0,4v0,5i0,6n0,7C1,8r2,9o0,10w0,11e12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal-Crowe | 1,1 2,2 3,3 4,4 5,5 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 11,11 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal-Crowe | 1,1 2,2 3,3 4,4 5,5 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 11,11 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal-Crowe | 1,1 2,2 3,3 4,4 5,5 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 11,11 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal-Crowe | 1,1 2,2 3,3 4,4 5,5 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 11,11 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal-Crowe | 1,1 2,2 3,3 4,4 5,5 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 11,11 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal-Crowe | 1,1 2,2 3,3 4,4 5,5 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 11,11 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal-Crowe | 1,1 2,2 3,3 4,4 5,5 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 11,11 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal-Crowe | A giant clown | |
| Cal-Crowe | BOZO | |
| Cal-Crowe | 0,1(_)_) | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.....who here knows that #omega is now off limits to us? | |
| Timmyling | Hmm. | |
| Cal-Crowe | 0,1(_)_) | |
| Timmyling | Me, | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | *** Now talking in #omega | |
| Cal-Crowe | *** Topic is ' _\|/_ Welcome to #omega after 9:00pm (PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH) comments to Omega.Soft@messages.to homepage http://messages.to/Omega.Soft _\|/_' | |
| DarkonZero | That's what got Cam banned. | |
| Timmyling | And going under an IRCop's name. | |
| DarkonZero | Or G-line.....as it is called. | |
| Cal-Crowe | oh... | |
| *** Cal-Crowe has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe is now known as SeaStormm | ||
| *** Cal is on IRC | ||
| *** SeaStormm is now known as Cal | ||
| Cal | hehehe | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't know Cam did that. | |
| DarkonZero | I was there when he was "g-lined"...... | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| Cal | hehehe | |
| Cal | p0;ined... | |
| Cal | B-lined | |
| DarkonZero | We were gonna raid #omega as a sequence of "\". | |
| *** Cal has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal is now known as \ | ||
| DarkonZero | Cal NO! | |
| DarkonZero | BAD CAL! | |
| \ | why? | |
| DarkonZero | You want to be g-lined? | |
| DarkonZero | Cause Kitana found out what we were doing. | |
| \ | so? | |
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| \ | Kitana is a (_)_) | |
| DarkonZero | As long as you stay here....it's fine. | |
| Bozarth | We're under channel arrest? | |
| \ | I'm in #omega and #chatzone | |
| \ | We should be able to do what we want in our own channel | |
| *** bruss has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | We are able to Cal.... | |
| DarkonZero | But not on other channels.... | |
| *** CallipyG is on IRC | ||
| *** CallipyG has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o CallipyG | ||
| DarkonZero | CG! | |
| \ | Cal! | |
| *** \ is now known as KingCal | ||
| * KingCal will BRB | ||
| Timmyling | Hi CG. | |
| CallipyG | hi | |
| Timmyling | Well... | |
| * Pump DCC up to 999999999 bytes | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Are 'Friends' Electric?"4,1 | ||
| DarkonZero | Well.... | |
| DarkonZero | Are we bored or are we men!?!? | |
| DarkonZero | Or... | |
| DarkonZero | Bored men!?!? | |
| Timmyling | Bored men. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn..... | |
| * DarkonZero grooves to the song..... | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey...my friends are electric...... | |
| DarkonZero | You all are my electric friends. | |
| KingCal | dangit.....the BBI seller page at ebay is down... | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"My Shadow In Vain"4,1 | ||
| KingCal | DZ, may I ask, who is Tubeway Army? | |
| DarkonZero | Gary Numan's former band. | |
| KingCal | oh. | |
| DarkonZero | Before he went solo. | |
| DarkonZero | It was a electro-punk band in the late 70's. | |
| DarkonZero | Or synth-punk. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"When The Machines Rock"4,1 | ||
| KingCal | Was he the guy who made that instrumental song, "Cars"? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
| DarkonZero | Though Car's isn't a instrumental. | |
| KingCal | cool | |
| DarkonZero | It has lyrics. | |
| KingCal | oh | |
| DarkonZero | Only for about two sets of verses.... | |
| DarkonZero | Then the rest is music. | |
| [KingCal SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I got almost every Gary Numan CD out there.... | |
| KingCal | keen | |
| DarkonZero | The song I'm listening to now is a instrumental. | |
| DarkonZero | IT ROCKS! | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor drops into #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | OW! The floor in here is hard. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey De.... | |
| Timmyling | Hi De. | |
| DeRaptor | hello hello. | |
| * DeRaptor hides from the topic. | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"I'm An Agent"4,1 | ||
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Remember I Was Vapour"4,1 | ||
| DarkonZero | I din't make the topic.... | |
| DarkonZero | didn't even... | |
| DarkonZero | I was only the butt of it. | |
| Timmyling | Ugh. | |
| DarkonZero | Wha!?!?! | |
| DarkonZero | Well....I was. | |
| KingCal | De! | |
| DeRaptor | Hoo boy. Lodo rambles: http://www.remarq.com/transcript.asp?g=alt%2Etv%2Emst3k&tn=50008161&sh=03eb30484fe85318&idx=-1 | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| DeRaptor | I'm not gonna respond. | |
| DarkonZero | I wouldn't. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait..... | |
| DarkonZero | I might. | |
| DarkonZero | Just to piss him off. | |
| DarkonZero | Like I did to Cam. | |
| DeRaptor | Heheh...do it! | |
| DeRaptor | And what's this 255/225 thing about? | |
| DarkonZero | No problem....and that....I dunno. | |
| KingCal | oh God.... | |
| KingCal | I can get a brand-new Servo head for 7 bucks without having to go through Lodo | |
| DarkonZero | I'll do it later..... | |
| KingCal | www.sweetys.com click on Basket | |
| DarkonZero | Laggin' here. | |
| Timmyling | Man, even the HomeLamers are picking on Loado. | |
| Timmyling | And that's just sad. | |
| DeRaptor | Well, he's kind of an easy target. | |
| DarkonZero | He's always been. | |
| DeRaptor | And the HomeGamers pick on everybody. | |
| CallipyG | Jim "If this hadn't come from S.O.L. Base, I'd'a sworn it was spam..." Lauwers | |
| Timmyling | But never on Lodo. | |
| Timmyling | Never on their kinship. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"We Are Glass (Astralasia Mix)"4,1 | ||
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Deadliner (Spaceship Eyes Mix)"4,1 | ||
| KingCal | I can't belive people try to get a Servo head at ebay... | |
| DeRaptor | Idunno...I think Lodo just claimed he was their bud or something. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT....nevermind. | |
| * Timmyling ponders. | ||
| DeRaptor | Not that they aren't jerks, but I don't think they'd be affiliated with Lodo voluntarily. | |
| KingCal | i bet some people pay as much as 30 bucks maybe... | |
| * DarkonZero ponders on making a "Lodo...we lufe you!" page on his site. | ||
| * DeRaptor shudders. | ||
| KingCal | heh | |
| DarkonZero | Just as a joke.... | |
| DarkonZero | Of course. | |
| DarkonZero | I draw a pathetic lookin' generic guy that could be him..... | |
| KingCal | "Why buy a $7.50 Gumball machine from a candy store when you can get one "As-IS" from good old Lodovik?" | |
| DeRaptor | Ah...like...um...heavy on the sarcasm. | |
| DarkonZero | And say some "nice" words. | |
| KingCal | "For twice the price!" | |
| DeRaptor | geesh. | |
| KingCal | Lodovik belongs on those Amazing Discoveries informercials with that insane English guy who is rabid | |
| DeRaptor | Loado is a pathetic con artist. I wish I could kick his little weenie ass. Damn geography. | |
| DarkonZero | LOL | |
| KingCal | with the red suspenders... | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| DarkonZero | What a image I got from that. | |
| KingCal | I might go as him for halloween....he scares me.. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh.../ | |
| KingCal | bring along a broken food processer... | |
| * DeRaptor makes a note NOT to watch "Amazing Discoveries infomercials"... | ||
| DarkonZero | You reminded me that I have to wear a costume to work. | |
| DarkonZero | Cal reminded me. | |
| KingCal | they put subliminal messeges in those infomercials... | |
| DarkonZero | Nevemind./ | |
| DarkonZero | VOCABULARY.....I MISS YOU! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...enough of that. | |
| * KingCal puts on pair of black pants, a white dress shirt, red tie, and red suspenders | ||
| *** KingCal is now known as CalINSANE | ||
| * DeRaptor puts on a blond wig, high heels, and a pair of devil horns. | ||
| DeRaptor | Look! I'm Bonnie Hammer! | |
| CalINSANE | Not for 100! | |
| CalINSANE | Not for 99! | |
| CalINSANE | Not for 98! | |
| CalINSANE | Not for 97! | |
| CalINSANE | Not for 96! | |
| * DeRaptor gets rid of said costume apparel. | ||
| * DeRaptor hides. | ||
| CalINSANE | 10 hours later.... | |
| CalINSANE | for $10,000,000 ! | |
| DarkonZero | Cal.... | |
| DarkonZero | It's alright.... | |
| CalINSANE | and you get this thingamabob.....and this handy dandy tooth pick! | |
| DarkonZero | Put down the "Rocket Chef"..... | |
| DarkonZero | Come on Cal..... | |
| DarkonZero | Put down the "Rocket Chef"..... | |
| CalINSANE | I WILL KILL YOU ALL FOR only $99.99 + S&H + Tax + product.... | |
| CalINSANE | NOOOOO! | |
| * CalINSANE slices and dices DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| * DeRaptor throws a gill net on Cal and locks him in the bathroom for an hour. | ||
| CalINSANE | waaaaa | |
| DarkonZero | I've been juilenned. | |
| DarkonZero | I've been julienned. | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| * CalINSANE gets out of Insane Infomercial Host mode and puts his red shirt and black shorts on... | ||
| *** CalINSANE is now known as SANECal | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Walking After You"4,1 | ||
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| SANECal | sorry | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"February Stars"4,1 | ||
| DeRaptor | hmmmm. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if she should let Cal out of the bathroom yet. | ||
| SANECal | [inside bathroom] it stinks in here! | |
| *** Cal is on IRC | ||
| *** SANECal is now known as Cal | ||
| * DeRaptor opens the door a crack and looks at the three-foot gold robot. | ||
| DeRaptor | Hmmmmm.... | |
| Timmyling | I gotta go. | |
| Timmyling | Bye then. | |
| *** Timmyling has left IRC | ||
| *** Timmyling has quit IRC (UnitedChat Rules) | ||
| DeRaptor | bya, 'ling. | |
| DeRaptor | d'oh. | |
| DarkonZero | Now.....for that song I'm listening to. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Everlong"4,1 | ||
| DarkonZero | There.... | |
| CallipyG | UnitedChat sure does rule | |
| Cal | WHOOO! HOOO! | |
| DeRaptor | The hell is UnitedChat? | |
| DarkonZero | I thought it said "UntiedChat"..... | |
| CallipyG | *** Timmyling has quit IRC (UnitedChat Rules) | |
| * DeRaptor lets Cal out. | ||
| Cal | I've been picked as a Neilson Rating family! | |
| DeRaptor | !!! | |
| DarkonZero | I was picked a few months ago Cal.... | |
| DeRaptor | You're gonna have to get up every freaking saturday, young man. | |
| DarkonZero | I lost the log book though. | |
| Cal | so? | |
| Cal | it's worth it! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Filter's14,16,0:6,04,1"Take A Picture"4,1 | ||
| Cal | I hope the thing extend through december | |
| Cal | extends | |
| Cal | I'm only going to watch MST | |
| Cal | too late though... | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe... | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe not. | |
| Cal | but I am representing a lot of people | |
| CallipyG | how does one get picked? | |
| Cal | random | |
| Cal | i just got a card in the mail | |
| CallipyG | how do you apply? | |
| DarkonZero | You'll be getting the logbook soon.... | |
| CallipyG | and besides, dont you need a chip or something in your TV? | |
| Cal | nope, just a little book | |
| DeRaptor | Heheh...hey, couldn't you say you watched something even if you miss it? | |
| CallipyG | and...you do what with that book? | |
| DeRaptor | I gotta go. | |
| DeRaptor | bbl | |
| * DeRaptor Leaps through a run in the pantyhose of the space-time continuum... | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left #Deep13 | ||
| CallipyG | Yeah, i was thinking the same thing as De... | |
| DarkonZero | You can... | |
| DarkonZero | I always lied on logs. | |
| Cal | You write down what you watch | |
| CallipyG | So why do you have to get up every saturday? | |
| CallipyG | just say you watched it | |
| CallipyG | & stuff | |
| Cal | MST comes on at 9am now | |
| Cal | Well, i want to watch MST anyway | |
| CallipyG | i know | |
| DarkonZero | CG...they do need to know some of the details too.... | |
| CallipyG | i tape it | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| CallipyG | like what, DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | You can tape it and log it too.... | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot about that. | |
| Cal | Do I list tapes I watch? | |
| DarkonZero | You don't have to list the tapes. | |
| Cal | 'Cause I don't watch TV that much... | |
| DarkonZero | And the details....it's just the show's episode or something. | |
| Cal | ooh | |
| DarkonZero | And who you were watching with..... | |
| DarkonZero | It'll tell you in the logbook. | |
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"This Is A Call"4,1 | ||
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| Cal | Ish! | |
| BobIshmael | WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| BobIshmael | Guess who just spent $67 on music? | |
| BobIshmael | CC! | |
| Cal | wha? | |
| DarkonZero | YOU DID BOB! | |
| BobIshmael | "wha?" | |
| Cal | you wouldn't dare... | |
| DarkonZero | WOOOOOOO! | |
| BobIshmael | How'd you know? | |
| DarkonZero | It's obvious. | |
| * Cal picks up a chainsaw | ||
| DarkonZero | Cpat.... | |
| BobIshmael | Is it? | |
| Bozarth | Cal...you yelled at him, he yelled at you...pretty simple | |
| DarkonZero | Or...Captain. | |
| * Cal holds the chainsaw up to Bob's neck | ||
| BobIshmael | Who's this bruss fellow? | |
| Cal | you didn't? | |
| BobIshmael | Hi, CC. | |
| DarkonZero | We don't know.... | |
| Bozarth | Cal....you're an imbecile | |
| DarkonZero | He's been squatting. | |
| DarkonZero | WE HAVE A SQUATTER! | |
| BobIshmael | Damn hippie. | |
| Cal | bruss willus | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor drops into #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | OW! The floor in here is hard. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| BobIshmael | Anyhow, I bought... | |
| DarkonZero | WB De... | |
| * BobIshmael ahems. | ||
| DeRaptor | hello again. | |
| * DeRaptor looks at bruss. | ||
| Cal | brass bruss | |
| * DarkonZero kicks bruss in the taco. | ||
| BobIshmael | Hendrix, Black Sabbath, DMB, Pink FLoyd, and the Beatles CDs. | |
| * DeRaptor shivers and hides under the couch. | ||
| DarkonZero | DMB? | |
| BobIshmael | Stupid "bbb." | |
| Cal | well, Beatles are ok | |
| BobIshmael | The "b" sticks. | |
| Cal | whats DMB? | |
| BobIshmael | See, bb. | |
| Cal | Damn Monkey Blood | |
| BobIshmael | Dave Matthews Band. | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| Cal | oh... | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOOOO! | |
| Cal | Don't drink the water | |
| BobIshmael | And the enter key isn't doing so well, either. | |
| Bozarth | I gotta go | |
| Cal | bye Boz | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Boz.... | |
| BobIshmael | Adidas, Bozzy. | |
| Bozarth | bye now | |
| * BobIshmael cries Mary. | ||
| DarkonZero | Bye later..... | |
| *** Bozarth has left IRC | ||
| *** Bozarth has quit IRC (What's this cord do? >Yank<) | ||
| BobIshmael | bruss, could you not lurk? | |
| * DarkonZero kicks bruss in the taco...again. | ||
| * DeRaptor pokes BobIshmael and points to bruss' /whois..... | ||
| Cal | Bob, I'm going to send you Gary Coleman's Greatest Hits! | |
| * DeRaptor shivers some more. | ||
| BobIshmael | I know, De. | |
| DarkonZero | bruss is bruss@modem-84.EXTRA.dialup.pol.co.uk * *********** | |
| DarkonZero | bruss on #deep13 #Chatzone @#contact #channels @#cybercafe | |
| DarkonZero | bruss using WichitaFalls.TX.US.StarLink.Org [208.129.168.1] WebFire's StarLink IRC Server | |
| DarkonZero | bruss is an IRC Operator | |
| DarkonZero | bruss End of /WHOIS list. | |
| BobIshmael | But that's no reason to lurk. | |
| DeRaptor | s-s-s-s-serverop..... | |
| BobIshmael | Again, I KNOW! | |
| DarkonZero | Great.... | |
| BobIshmael | Sheesh, you're both as annoying as bruss. | |
| DarkonZero | We're being monitored. | |
| BobIshmael | The "Man" is out to get us. | |
| BobIshmael | Or is it " | |
| BobIshmael | ARRRRRGH!\ | |
| Cal | I think Binx/FoxyRoxy is Lodovik | |
| BobIshmael | ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGH! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Big Me"4,1 | ||
| Cal | Binx/FoxyRoxy only come in here | |
| * BobIshmael gets really pissed at his keyboard. | ||
| BobIshmael | Way to speak English, CC! | |
| * DeRaptor gives Bob a revolver for his keyboard. | ||
| CallipyG | ok...i gotta go | |
| DarkonZero | Bye CG..... | |
| BobIshmael | Awwww, and we were so deep in conversation, too. | |
| Cal | byeCG | |
| DeRaptor | bya G | |
| *** CallipyG sets mode: -b *!*@207.70.233.234 | ||
| BobIshmael | Who was that, Callip? | |
| CallipyG | i dunno | |
| BobIshmael | Huh. | |
| Cal | Binx | |
| CallipyG | Binx? | |
| CallipyG | ok | |
| BobIshmael | My thumb smells weird. | |
| Cal | <FoxyRoxy> BYE JERKS!!!! | |
| BobIshmael | But not in a good way. | |
| *** CallipyG sets mode: +b *!*@207.70.*.* | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob..... | |
| DeRaptor | Bob...maybe you shouldn't stick it..places. | |
| CallipyG | ok, Cal? | |
| Cal | i'm not sure | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.....did you forget to wash your hands at work? | |
| Cal | dang, the bans were re-set... | |
| BobIshmael | Yes, DZ? What witty comm- There we go. | |
| * Cal hands Bob a bar of soap | ||
| CallipyG | well i gotta go. | |
| DarkonZero | Later CG | |
| BobIshmael | Adidas, Callip. | |
| CallipyG | as previously stated. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Fear Factory's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars"4,1 | ||
| Cal | * Cal dumps nacho cheese down Binx's thoat. | |
| Cal | <Cal> It's rancid cheese | |
| Cal | * BiNx-MaN licks his lips | |
| Cal | <BiNx-MaN> my favorite teletubbie is HO. She's easy | |
| BobIshmael | Yes, CC, we heard. | |
| Cal | He floodded #Deep13 5 times | |
| BobIshmael | Good for it. | |
| Cal | he was dim-witted | |
| BobIshmael | Anyhow, DZ, what do you have against DMB? | |
| DarkonZero | Alot. | |
| DarkonZero | That's what. | |
| BobIshmael | Dave Matthews is probably one of the best musicians of my generation. | |
| DarkonZero | Not mine. | |
| BobIshmael | That's because you're an old fart. | |
| * Cal takes off his head and puts in front of DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | I know I am.... | |
| Cal | [Cal's Head] Hello | |
| BobIshmael | Go eat your... uh.... skim milk, grandpa. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....drink your new age youth pee drink....youngn'! | |
| Cal | [Cal's Head] Go a-head, make my dat | |
| * DeRaptor uses Cal's head as a waffle iron. | ||
| Cal | err day | |
| Cal | [Cal's Head] DAH! | |
| BobIshmael | Red Bull.. | |
| DeRaptor | Robot nets make good waffle irons. | |
| BobIshmael | Gives you wings an' stuff. | |
| Cal | [Cal's Head] mmmm waffles! | |
| BobIshmael | Seriously, though. That stuff is liquid crack in a can. | |
| DeRaptor | Anybody want a Cal's-Hair-Flavored waffle? | |
| Cal | [Cal's Head] I don't have hair | |
| DarkonZero | Great Bob.... | |
| BobIshmael | Are you being sarcastic, DZ? | |
| DeRaptor | Well, Cal's-Head-Flavored, you know what I mean. | |
| DarkonZero | Now you made me want to drink the Guinness in the fridge. | |
| BobIshmael | Because I only tolerate that from 'ling. | |
| * DeRaptor makes a few dozen waffles and puts them in the fridge for later. | ||
| BobIshmael | Then go ahead, s | |
| BobIshmael | DAMN! | |
| BobIshmael | Then go ahead, s'long as it isn't a 40 oz or something. | |
| DarkonZero | It is. | |
| * Cal walks over to the table and puts his head back on | ||
| DeRaptor | want a moist towellete for the batter? | |
| BobIshmael | Well... You better mail it to me, I'll dispose of it. | |
| Cal | sure *grumble* | |
| DarkonZero | Naww.... | |
| *** CallipyG has left IRC | ||
| *** CallipyG has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarkonZero | I like the beer where it's at.....my fridge. | |
| BobIshmael | Are you sure? It's HAZMAT. You should really send it to me. | |
| * Cal makes a Spam Waffle for De | ||
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| Cal | mmm | |
| DeRaptor | ewwwww.... | |
| * DeRaptor puts the spam waffle in front of bruss and tiptoes away. | ||
| * Cal puts butter and syrup on the Spam Waffle | ||
| BobIshmael | I'm a licenses hazardous material disposer guy. | |
| BobIshmael | -s +d | |
| Cal | <Bruss> mmmm | |
| * DeRaptor pokes bruss. | ||
| DeRaptor | Are you awake, man? | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Frank Black's:"Headache"..... | ||
| * Cal pours caramel on bruss | ||
| * BobIshmael suddenly wants that Foster's in the fridge... | ||
| BobIshmael | Now look what you did, DZ. | |
| Cal | mmm | |
| BobIshmael | And minors shouldn't drink. | |
| DarkonZero | You're welcome Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | It's evil. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, you and your beer. | |
| Cal | Caramel coated bruss | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm...beer...mmmm....dammit! | |
| * Cal pours chocolate on bruss | ||
| BobIshmael | De's a raging alcoholic. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob..... | |
| DarkonZero | you want the beer..... | |
| BobIshmael | She's always ripped when she comes in here. | |
| * DeRaptor waits for Cal to chomp on bruss' head....ewww... | ||
| DarkonZero | you want the beer..... | |
| DarkonZero | you want the beer..... | |
| BobIshmael | I do. Thanks! | |
| DarkonZero | you want the beer..... | |
| * Cal puts bruss in a wrapper | ||
| DarkonZero | you want the beer..... | |
| DarkonZero | Go get the beer..... | |
| DarkonZero | Go get the beer..... | |
| DeRaptor | Cal, are you really that hungry? | |
| * Cal sells bruss to Homer Simpson | ||
| DeRaptor | Oh. | |
| Cal | heh $50 | |
| * BobIshmael prentends to resist DZ's suggestions. | ||
| DarkonZero | Go get the beer..... | |
| DarkonZero | Go get the beer..... | |
| DeRaptor | I don't think IRCop tastes good on an empty stomach. | |
| BobIshmael | No... Must resi- Okay. | |
| DarkonZero | you want the beer..... | |
| DarkonZero | you want the beer..... | |
| DarkonZero | you want the beer..... | |
| DarkonZero | Go get the beer..... | |
| DeRaptor | Shut up, DZ! | |
| BobIshmael | Fine. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....SHEESH! | |
| BobIshmael | Grumble. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| * BobIshmael skips toward the fridge. | ||
| DarkonZero | ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! | |
| * DeRaptor poors a bottle of Heineken on DZ's head. | ||
| * Cal hands De an economy sized bottle of Hiney-kin | ||
| DarkonZero | Thanks.... | |
| DeRaptor | heehee. | |
| DarkonZero | I needed that. | |
| DeRaptor | jinx, Cal. | |
| Cal | uh oh... | |
| DeRaptor | "Oh, behave!" | |
| Cal | I think i killed bruss | |
| * DeRaptor shudders at the memory of that commercial. | ||
| Cal | I shouldn't have used boiling chocolate | |
| DeRaptor | Homer Simpson's stomach acids'll do that to ya. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh. | |
| DarkonZero | Remember the commercial forever De..... | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm. | |
| DarkonZero | Remember the commercial forever De..... | |
| DarkonZero | Remember the commercial forever De..... | |
| DarkonZero | Remember the commercial forever De..... | |
| *** DeRaptor sets mode: +m | ||
| *** DeRaptor sets mode: +v BobIshmael | ||
| *** DeRaptor sets mode: +v Cal | ||
| DeRaptor | Quiet, DZ. | |
| * DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
| #Deep13 Cannot send to channel | ||
| Session Close: Mon Oct 18 20:02:30 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Mon Oct 18 21:09:48 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<Locdog07> who switched my snakes? ' | ||
| *** Set by Mars on Mon Oct 18 20:52:42 | ||
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| BobIshmael | WB, you spaz. | |
| jasoN | hi DZ | |
| DarkonZero | Yes... | |
| DarkonZero | I am a SPAZ! | |
| DeRaptor | wb, nuttyboy. | |
| BobIshmael | My soN has to make my decision for me. | |
| jasoN | yes? | |
| BobIshmael | He decided that I should get the Foster's. | |
| DarkonZero | Nuttyboy, eh? | |
| jasoN | oh | |
| BobIshmael | Err... Had. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'head1.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Saaaay... | |
| jasoN | what's that from? | |
| * DeRaptor shrugs. | ||
| MSTAnon | Boy, sure sucked the air outta this room, DZ. | |
| MSTAnon | Woah. Lag. | |
| BobIshmael | Ever notice how DZ and Loc are never in the dsame room together? | |
| BobIshmael | -d | |
| jasoN | woah | |
| jasoN | that's really weird, mom | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmmmm.... | |
| DeRaptor | Ya know..... | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....who's gonna bid on the ending for last Friday's ep of Space Ghost? | |
| * DeRaptor looks at DZ. | ||
| DeRaptor | Yeah, is that ebay thing for real? | |
| * jasoN looks at DZ | ||
| BobIshmael | Yep. | |
| BobIshmael | Ku found the auction. | |
| DarkonZero | I suppose....I never checked. | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | Wow. | |
| BobIshmael | It was up to $207 a few days ago. | |
| DeRaptor | They must be hard up for cash. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn....I wanted the ending..... | |
| DarkonZero | But I have no money. | |
| BobIshmael | It'll be posted on the 'net. | |
| BobIshmael | Eventually. | |
| DarkonZero | Someday.... | |
| DeRaptor | I see two "space ghost ending"s and neither are at $207 | |
| DarkonZero | In the late future..... | |
| BobIshmael | De, well, then you're looking at the wrong auction. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'head1.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | And BTW....I'm not Loc. | |
| DarkonZero | There. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm...they both seem to be fake. | |
| BobIshmael | Loc just left and then you came in. | |
| DarkonZero | Coincedence. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, they are. | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | I have to go. | |
| DarkonZero | I was trying to find a cheap copy of "Army Of Darkness" Special Edition..... | |
| *** Crow has quit IRC (Yeah, bite me, it's fun!) | ||
| BobIshmael | Awwwwww. | |
| jasoN | and how about this for weird...of all the people on the internet, both locdog AND DZ are BOTH MST fans! | |
| DarkonZero | Bye De.... | |
| jasoN | coincidence?? | |
| * BobIshmael grabs onto De's leg. | ||
| jasoN | i think not | |
| BobIshmael | Don't leave me! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'dontgo.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | bye De | |
| MSTAnon | Bye. | |
| *** MSTAnon has left IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon has quit IRC (Be sure to join MSTies Anonymous at... http://www.msties.com/) | ||
| BobIshmael | And they... uh... both speak using text. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| DarkonZero | Anon left.... | |
| jasoN | anon got confused and though he was supposed to leave | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| BobIshmael | Did he? | |
| jasoN | he does that.. | |
| DarkonZero | I need a cheap copy of "Army Of Darkness" Special Edition DVD..... | |
| BobIshmael | Why's that? | |
| DarkonZero | I want to see the good stuff.... | |
| jasoN | i bought mine at regular price, but it was worth it | |
| DarkonZero | Well...the scenes that were cut. | |
| jasoN | it's cool DZ | |
| jasoN | get it now | |
| DarkonZero | I am....cause it's limited. | |
| jasoN | i mean right now | |
| jasoN | go get it | |
| jasoN | we'll wait | |
| * BobIshmael ponders unbanning TS. | ||
| DarkonZero | I got short MOVs of the cut beginning and end. | |
| BobIshmael | It must be the Foster's talking. | |
| jasoN | i had the bootleg, but this is better | |
| jasoN | the alternate beginning was cool | |
| BobIshmael | <Lodovik> Voyage to the Bottom of the Ishmael | |
| BobIshmael | <Lodovik> I liked that one. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> I'm sure you did. | |
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Ping timeout for DeRaptor[pm4-108.mry.redshift.com]) | ||
| BobIshmael | I burned him good! | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | IGN.com says that the cut beginning sucked. | |
| jasoN | they lie | |
| jasoN | the scene where ash fights arthur was cool too | |
| DarkonZero | And they thought the ending sucked too. | |
| jasoN | who you gonna believe? IGN.com, or ME? | |
| DarkonZero | They liked the "S-Mart" ending..... | |
| Sentroid91 | Did you tell him about Touched by an Ishmael? | |
| DarkonZero | I believe in me..... | |
| BobIshmael | Shut up, Sent. | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | I love you, Bob. | |
| DarkonZero | I really want to see the two...cause that's what makes a Evil Dead movie. | |
| BobIshmael | I know you do. | |
| BobIshmael | And that's what I hate. | |
| jasoN | i don't love you Bob | |
| BobIshmael | I know. | |
| DarkonZero | I just loathe Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Everyone does. | |
| BobIshmael | And that's why I like everyone. | |
| DarkonZero | I like me.... | |
| jasoN | Bob isn't so bad, but he does have an odor.. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob... | |
| DarkonZero | It's your thumb. | |
| DarkonZero | WASH IT! | |
| * BobIshmael throws his empty Foster's bottle at DZ. | ||
| DarkonZero | OW!~ | |
| jasoN | wow, right in the head | |
| * BobIshmael watches it rebound offa DZ and hit Sent. | ||
| jasoN | nice shot | |
| DarkonZero | That's it.... | |
| BobIshmael | Thanks. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm drinking the Guinness. | |
| jasoN | so, does anyone else have any decisions for me to make? | |
| BobIshmael | Wait, DZ! | |
| BobIshmael | Ask me soN to make up your mind! | |
| BobIshmael | Not a typo. It's a cockney accent. | |
| jasoN | of course | |
| BobIshmael | It is! I swear! | |
| * DarkonZero returns with a can of Guinness by his side. | ||
| DarkonZero | Strong stuff.... | |
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| DarkonZero | Not really. | |
| BobIshmael | It's a bottle of scotch and you know it! | |
| DarkonZero | Nope..... | |
| DarkonZero | A real can of Guinness. | |
| BobIshmael | "...stumble around drunkenly for my amusement." | |
| DarkonZero | Whatever you do....never chug a Guinness.....it doesn't go down smoothly. | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
| DarkonZero | Aftertaste.... | |
| DarkonZero | Been in the fridge way too long. | |
| BobIshmael | Ah. | |
| DarkonZero | There..... | |
| DarkonZero | A 14.9 oz. can of Guinness gone. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, get some salt and a lime and shoot it. | |
| BobIshmael | Wow! Impressive! | |
| BobIshmael | Damn. | |
| DarkonZero | Aftertaste is bad.... | |
| DarkonZero | need chips. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll BRB. | |
| BobIshmael | Man, I'm truly impressed. | |
| jasoN | me too | |
| jasoN | truly | |
| BobIshmael | A can, even! | |
| BobIshmael | Probably without a "widemouth." | |
| jasoN | he's an artist, mom | |
| jasoN | an artist! | |
| BobIshmael | He is. | |
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| BobIshmael | I must worship him now. | |
| jasoN | i as well | |
| DarkonZero | The aftertaste is gone..... | |
| DarkonZero | I feel better. | |
| jasoN | he speaks! | |
| DarkonZero | And I can still type. | |
| * BobIshmael worships DZ. | ||
| DarkonZero | Better even.... | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks.....but no need. | |
| * jasoN bows to DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | Awww....come on. | |
| BobIshmael | ACCEPT OUR WORSHIP! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| jasoN | DO IT! | |
| * BobIshmael stops worshipping. | ||
| * DarkonZero basks in the sun called "Glory"....... | ||
| BobIshmael | I could have chugged that Foster's if I wanted to. | |
| BobIshmael | I just didn't feel like it. | |
| jasoN | almighty DZ, please accept all of my money as a token of my devotion | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't chug it down real fast..... | |
| jasoN | really?! | |
| * jasoN takes his money back | ||
| BobIshmael | Sheesh. | |
| jasoN | FALSE GOD!! | |
| BobIshmael | Way to mislead us. | |
| jasoN | some people just have no morals, mom | |
| DarkonZero | You're the ones jumping top conclusions. | |
| * BobIshmael ponders getting the 15. oz. Coors can, so he can be worshipped. | ||
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| DarkonZero | TYPO! | |
| BobIshmael | Eh/ | |
| BobIshmael | TYPO! | |
| BobIshmael | But, I always do that. | |
| DarkonZero | So do I.... | |
| jasoN | me too | |
| DarkonZero | I feel like burpees! | |
| DarkonZero | *BURP* | |
| DarkonZero | Hey..... | |
| BobIshmael | soN, if I chug a Coors, will you worship me? | |
| DarkonZero | My burps taste good. | |
| jasoN | i would consider it | |
| * DarkonZero goes to get more chips. | ||
| jasoN | i am kinda hesitant now, though | |
| BobIshmael | You can time me. | |
| jasoN | after being MISLED by dz, i don't have any trust left | |
| BobIshmael | <Lodovik> I dunno | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> BURN IN HEL- I mean, hi. | |
| * DarkonZero is back with a almost empty bag of Tostitos. | ||
| DarkonZero | Mmmmm....salty chips.... | |
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has quit IRC (Read error to jasoN[98A65DA8.ipt.aol.com]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| BobIshmael | DZ, would YOU worship me? | |
| BobIshmael | I need an ego stroke. | |
| DarkonZero | Sure.... | |
| * DarkonZero bows down to worship Bob..... | ||
| BobIshmael | And give me money? | |
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| DarkonZero | No money. | |
| DarkonZero | I have none. | |
| BobIshmael | Damn you. | |
| *** jasoN is on IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | <Lodovik> Funnt! | |
| BobIshmael | Hmm. | |
| * jasoN damns AOL to hell | ||
| DarkonZero | WB N..... | |
| jasoN | tanks | |
| BobIshmael | To risk being Sent, someone's a spy. | |
| jasoN | what'd i miss? | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> <Lodovik> Funnt! | |
| BobIshmael | That. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh well. | |
| jasoN | ii didn't miss that | |
| BobIshmael | Anyhow... | |
| BobIshmael | Oh. | |
| BobIshmael | 'kay. | |
| Sentroid91 | He always knew about FUNNT. | |
| BobIshmael | Did he? | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| * DarkonZero : 6,1 Have to take a big pee! 6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| Sentroid91 | Yes, in fact, you two created funnt, if you remember correctly | |
| BobIshmael | I did. | |
| BobIshmael | And CC carried it. | |
| jasoN | can i ask a silly question? | |
| Sentroid91 | You know something... I never use ook anymore | |
| BobIshmael | No. | |
| jasoN | i missed the origin of "FUNNT" and it was never explained to me...would someone do so? | |
| BobIshmael | It was a typo of mine. | |
| jasoN | oh, okay | |
| Sentroid91 | I think it was supposed to be "FUNNY" | |
| jasoN | lodovik is saying hi to me | |
| BobIshmael | It was supposed to be "funny," not "FUNNY." | |
| Sentroid91 | I wish he would say hi to me. | |
| Sentroid91 | -> *Lodovik* I love you. | |
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| * BobIshmael has to pee, as well. | ||
| jasoN | wb DeeZee | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as BigPee | ||
| BigPee | Ahhhhhh...... | |
| BigPee | Ahhhhhh...... | |
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| *** jasoN is now known as LittlePee | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** BigPee is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| LittlePee | i'm staying as little pee | |
| DarkonZero | Go ahead..... | |
| BobIshmael | BigPee, to talk about it. I know that it's true. | |
| DarkonZero | What's true? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'halloween.mid' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | I was singing that.. Nevermind. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh..... | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | PEEEEEE! | |
| DarkonZero | WOOOOOOO! | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as \ | ||
| BobIshmael | So, who'll worship me if I chug that Coors? | |
| *** LittlePee is now known as \\ | ||
| \ | I will.... | |
| * BobIshmael would... but... | ||
| \\ | i won't | |
| \ | For about 1 second. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ and... jasoN won't. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ WILL and... jasoN won't. | |
| \\ | right | |
| BobIshmael | What about you, Sent? | |
| \\ | sent is asleep | |
| \ | He's dead/ | |
| \\ | maybe both | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** \ is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| *** Sentroid91 was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BobIshmael (It's not my fault... I'm.. uh... drunk, yeah. That's it. )) | ||
| *** Sentroid91 has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | DAMN! | |
| BobIshmael | SENT, ANSWER ME! | |
| DarkonZero | I'll BBL.... | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Mon Oct 18 21:48:53 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Mon Oct 18 22:30:40 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<Locdog07> who switched my snakes? ' | ||
| *** Set by Mars on Mon Oct 18 20:56:16 | ||
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| DarkonZero | Once again. | |
| BobIshmael | WB, you spaz! | |
| DarkonZero | Thankee! | |
| DeRaptor | Hello again. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....what's the gist? | |
| BobIshmael | De, for instance, in this one episode, they were trying to kill a fly and hilarity ensued. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| DeRaptor | heh...I see. | |
| DeRaptor | I still say it's the lowlife version of MST3K. | |
| DarkonZero | Are you talking of the show with that guy? | |
| BobIshmael | It is. | |
| BobIshmael | But the "host segments" have their moments. | |
| DeRaptor | I guess. | |
| BobIshmael | They did. So there. | |
| BobIshmael | Why'd you run away, DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | Had to eat something...... | |
| BobIshmael | Wuss. | |
| DarkonZero | I was hungry..... | |
| DarkonZero | I had a attack of the munchies. | |
| BobIshmael | Sure you were. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh.. Okay, then. | |
| DeRaptor | We had an attack of the munchies too, ironically. | |
| DarkonZero | So I started to eat pepperoni..... | |
| DeRaptor | Well, we did. | |
| BobIshmael | Er. | |
| BobIshmael | We did? | |
| DarkonZero | Now my breath is nice and fresh. | |
| DeRaptor | Yes. | |
| BobIshmael | And how was it ironic? | |
| DeRaptor | Well, A munchi. | |
| DeRaptor | +e | |
| DeRaptor | Well, not ironically, coincidentally. | |
| DeRaptor | Stupid words. | |
| BobIshmael | Ah. | |
| BobIshmael | Yes, we had an attack of the munch. | |
| DarkonZero | Munchichi! | |
| DeRaptor | hmm. | |
| DeRaptor | So. | |
| BobIshmael | Yepyepyep. | |
| DarkonZero | Well..... | |
| DeRaptor | Darkon, you like MiSTSiMming? | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe.... | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe not. | |
| DeRaptor | Oookay. | |
| DeRaptor | That helps. | |
| BobIshmael | See. He doesn't know what it is, either. | |
| DeRaptor | Well, dammit. | |
| DeRaptor | It's exactly what it sounds like! Just...er, [tm]ed. | |
| DeRaptor | ™ | |
| DeRaptor | hmm. | |
| DeRaptor | sort of. | |
| * Sentroid91 is gonna go now | ||
| BobIshmael | Way to make sense, De! | |
| Sentroid91 | c-yas | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Sent. | |
| DeRaptor | MiSTSiM[tm]...yeah. | |
| DeRaptor | bye, 'troid. | |
| *** Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
| *** Sentroid91 has quit IRC (Don't forget to visit http://mstiegate.cjb.net) | ||
| BobIshmael | Hah! I didn't say "bye" to him@ | |
| BobIshmael | -@ +! | |
| DeRaptor | good for you. | |
| BobIshmael | Shut up. | |
| * BobIshmael grumbles. | ||
| DeRaptor | ;) | |
| * BobIshmael glares at De. | ||
| * DeRaptor grins widely. | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob saw the light! | |
| BobIshmael | That ";)" has a sarcastic tone to it. | |
| DeRaptor | But of course. | |
| DarkonZero | What about this Bob.... | |
| BobIshmael | Oh... Okay, just so we're clear. | |
| DarkonZero | :| | |
| BobIshmael | That seems kind of loated. | |
| BobIshmael | Bbbb! | |
| BobIshmael | GAH! | |
| BobIshmael | B! | |
| DarkonZero | <:| | |
| BobIshmael | Okay, enough of that, youse. | |
| DarkonZero | The letter for today is "B". | |
| DarkonZero | B....as in Bob. | |
| DarkonZero | Or.... | |
| DarkonZero | Baffoon. | |
| DeRaptor | B( | |
| DarkonZero | Oh great.... | |
| DarkonZero | I made a B sad. | |
| DeRaptor | heheh | |
| DeRaptor | B's look sorta mad. | |
| DeRaptor | )#(4B1(o)=@ | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| BobIshmael | It's uffon. | |
| DarkonZero | A D is a one-eyed B. | |
| BobIshmael | Stupid "". | |
| BobIshmael | B! | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....only one would know how to spell it. | |
| DarkonZero | And that's me. | |
| BobIshmael | Spell "Bob?" | |
| DarkonZero | Bo....uh....Bo.....um....Boob! | |
| BobIshmael | vbbbbbbbbbbbbbgbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb | |
| BobIshmael | There, I think I fixed it. | |
| DeRaptor | BoobIshmael...um...eeg | |
| DarkonZero | De... | |
| DarkonZero | Don't encourage him. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, the "b" isn't sticking anymore. | |
| DarkonZero | And hence we end our day at #Deep13 with that! | |
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| BobIshmael | There. I had to find to "b" I pried off. | |
| * DeRaptor imagines BoobIshmael...and stops immediately. | ||
| BobIshmael | Everything's okay now. | |
| BobIshmael | Nothing to worry about. | |
| BobIshmael | We're fine here, how about you? | |
| * BobIshmael stops- | ||
| DeRaptor | I'm fine! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm fine.... | |
| BobIshmael | Damn! That's from Star Wars! | |
| DarkonZero | I think. | |
| DeRaptor | eheheheh | |
| BobIshmael | I didn't even mean to do that! | |
| BobIshmael | DAMN ME! | |
| BobIshmael | DAMN ME ALL TO HELL! | |
| BobIshmael | So... | |
| DarkonZero | I ate too much pepperoni.... | |
| BobIshmael | How about.. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh... | |
| BobIshmael | I don't know.. | |
| BobIshmael | THE CON! | |
| DarkonZero | I knew it. | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | CON! | |
| DeRaptor | soooooo. | |
| * BobIshmael has sounds turned off, so that better not be a wav of him. | ||
| DeRaptor | Con? Like Lodo? | |
| BobIshmael | No, con. Like... uh... | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, help me out here. | |
| DarkonZero | Um.... | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
| BobIshmael | Er... | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, what he said. | |
| DeRaptor | I thought Lodo was a con. | |
| BobIshmael | He is, but not this sort of con. | |
| BobIshmael | This is the good kind'o' con. | |
| DeRaptor | Ohhhhhh. | |
| * DeRaptor gets all confused. | ||
| DeRaptor | there's good cons? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...we are driving for a week to see Lodo. | |
| DarkonZero | Now shudder. | |
| DeRaptor | ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww | |
| BobIshmael | Anyhow.. | |
| * BobIshmael fwaps DZ and De. | ||
| DeRaptor | baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad | |
| DeRaptor | Ow! | |
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| * DeRaptor smacks Bob with her tail. | ||
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| * BobIshmael laughs. | ||
| BobIshmael | Ow! | |
| BobIshmael | What the hell's wrong with you?! | |
| * DarkonZero kicks Bob in his "friends". | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| BobIshmael | HEY! Wait... It's a good thing I don't have any "frien- Wait. Nevermind. | |
| DeRaptor | Y'know, I think we need a glossary in here. | |
| DeRaptor | For things like "funnt", "box of blue", and "friends". | |
| DarkonZero | A glossy one. | |
| BobIshmael | YEAH! | |
| BobIshmael | De, write one. | |
| BobIshmael | I'd do it... but... | |
| DeRaptor | We're developing our own subculture and it's getting real weird, is all. | |
| BobIshmael | y'know. | |
| DeRaptor | and "Crowling" probably. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.... | |
| BobIshmael | And... uh... | |
| DarkonZero | We make take over the world.... | |
| BobIshmael | A glossy-rary with only four entries. | |
| DarkonZero | And we need new word. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, and omega. | |
| DarkonZero | words even... | |
| BobIshmael | And The Church. | |
| * DeRaptor finds a midi of Harvey the Wonder Hamster. | ||
| DeRaptor | Oh yeh...of MiSTianity even. | |
| BobIshmael | And, uh... | |
| BobIshmael | No, not that one. The TRUE Church. | |
| DarkonZero | I had a Wonder Hamster..... | |
| DeRaptor | btw, we haven't been sacrificing to Joelhova lately, have we? | |
| BobIshmael | Right, DZ? | |
| DeRaptor | GASP! | |
| DarkonZero | I wondered how it died. | |
| BobIshmael | Not very wonderful, if you ask me. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| DarkonZero | I had a wonder gecko too..... | |
| DarkonZero | It ran off. | |
| BobIshmael | Is "cank-er" spelt "cancer?" | |
| * DeRaptor gets some goats to sacrifice to Joelhova, Jesus Crow, and the Holy Servo. | ||
| BobIshmael | Because I don't want to say that I have a "cancer sore." Sounds weird. | |
| DarkonZero | It's canker.... | |
| DarkonZero | Well.... | |
| DarkonZero | It might not be. | |
| BobIshmael | Thought so. | |
| BobIshmael | Well... Whatever. | |
| BobIshmael | I mean.. | |
| BobIshmael | Nevermind. | |
| DarkonZero | Everwhat! | |
| BobIshmael | I mean. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, you're a hacker, right? Crack a page for me. | |
| BobIshmael | DO IT! | |
| DeRaptor | Somebody get a dictionary. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.... | |
| DeRaptor | And hack SciFry wide open, DZ. | |
| BobIshmael | Bob! | |
| BobIshmael | Hi, Bob! | |
| * BobIshmael drinks. | ||
| DarkonZero | I couldn't hack a paper bag with siccors. | |
| BobIshmael | Wuss. | |
| DarkonZero | And can't spell either. | |
| BobIshmael | Be a man! | |
| DarkonZero | I can crash my computer..... | |
| DarkonZero | That's all. | |
| BobIshmael | "...get all crazy drunk and start a fight." | |
| DarkonZero | And delete important files. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm...that happens to me too. Maybe we're related. | |
| DarkonZero | No..... | |
| DarkonZero | I think not. | |
| BobIshmael | De, you get all crazy drunk and start fights? | |
| DarkonZero | I don't remember any dinos in my family tree. | |
| DeRaptor | Well, are you a bird or anything? | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm a moron. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, okay. Maybe we're not related. | |
| BobIshmael | Burned you good, she did. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'harvey.mid' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | What wav is that? | |
| DarkonZero | Like I care.... | |
| DarkonZero | Which I do. | |
| DarkonZero | To a point... | |
| BobIshmael | And, De, can you throw pepper in your bird's faces now. | |
| DeRaptor | I'm not gonna throw pepper in their faces. | |
| DeRaptor | They'll just freak and fly around. | |
| DarkonZero | I would. | |
| DeRaptor | Which reminds me, a hawk tried to kill them today. | |
| BobIshmael | I KNOW! | |
| DeRaptor | But it crashed into the window and flew off. | |
| DeRaptor | Hawks can be dumb. | |
| * BobIshmael laughs. | ||
| BobIshmael | Stupid birds. | |
| * DarkonZero remembers when his brother did that.....ecept flying away. | ||
| DarkonZero | except even. | |
| BobIshmael | I walked into a sliding glass door once. | |
| DeRaptor | crashed into a window? | |
| DarkonZero | What Bob said. | |
| DeRaptor | heheh...I think I may have walked into glass once too... | |
| BobIshmael | Pretty hard. | |
| BobIshmael | I may have been wasted at the time. I can't remember. | |
| DarkonZero | I always walk into door frames. | |
| BobIshmael | Come to think of it, I can't remember alot of things. | |
| DeRaptor | I walk into walls sometimes. | |
| BobIshmael | It's fun, no? | |
| * DeRaptor finds a midi of "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" and ponders singing her version. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| DarkonZero | Go for it. | |
| BobIshmael | HEY! STEPHEN HAWNKING IS ON THIS ALBUM! | |
| BobIshmael | NEATO! | |
| BobIshmael | -N | |
| DeRaptor | Woah... | |
| BobIshmael | Hawking. Like the stupid bird. | |
| DarkonZero | EATO? | |
| BobIshmael | Hawking. | |
| DarkonZero | A lung.... | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| BobIshmael | EATO JOE'S! EATO JOE'S! | |
| BobIshmael | Forget it. | |
| * BobIshmael sulks. | ||
| * DarkonZero watches a commercial of a dog getting freaked out by a fax machine. | ||
| DarkonZero | It was not too funny. | |
| BobIshmael | Hawking is talking about "talking." | |
| DarkonZero | It wasn't a funny...HAHA. | |
| DarkonZero | It was more like funny.....don't laugh. | |
| BobIshmael | Or... Funny, blow my head off? | |
| DarkonZero | Or funny.....please make it stop. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'prettyfly.mid' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | poor dog. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to the midi of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Are 'Friends' Electric?"4,1 | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap... | ||
| DarkonZero | Please do not disturb me. If you have to, just mess with someone else...like Bob. | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZisAsleep | ||
| * DeRaptor blinks | ||
| * DeRaptor pokes the sleeping DZ. | ||
| BobIshmael | What if Bob wants to disturb DZ? | |
| * DZisAsleep is done taking a nap... | ||
| DZisAsleep | Hello there! | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DZisAsleep is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| BobIshmael | Well, I can mess with me, can I? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...sure.... | |
| DarkonZero | But not in a gross way. | |
| DarkonZero | Or...er....nevermind. | |
| *** Raven-x is on IRC | ||
| *** Raven-x has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | RAVEN! | |
| Raven-x | hello everyone | |
| DeRaptor | 'lo x | |
| BobIshmael | Guammi. | |
| Raven-x | sheesh I finally got on the pc for the first time in a week | |
| DarkonZero | Swammi of Guammi! | |
| * DeRaptor finds a midi of the Rocko's Modern Life theme. | ||
| Raven-x | while I was gone I ended up wasting my time watching a made for tv movie on NBC, and I wonder. Are all the Tv Movie producers scum sucking buttholes who want to make a quick buck? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes... | |
| DarkonZero | Pretty much. | |
| DeRaptor | You summed it up pretty well. | |
| Raven-x | wow, that must explain why they are usually about women who get abortions or held hostage and it is always a true story | |
| DarkonZero | Yes... | |
| DarkonZero | Pretty much. | |
| DeRaptor | yup. | |
| * BobIshmael mmm-hmmmms. | ||
| Raven-x | and if they aren't then it is a sci fi movie with cheaper than cheap special effects that make the FX in prince of space look amazing | |
| DarkonZero | True.... | |
| Raven-x | why can't they spend their money on better things like purchase mst3k | |
| DarkonZero | Cause it's Hollywood..... | |
| DeRaptor | Because the stupid people won't get it. | |
| Raven-x | it makes me mad that they waste their money on such things | |
| DarkonZero | And it's filled with dickweeds. | |
| * BobIshmael points to his column that De hated. | ||
| BobIshmael | DZ claimed to love it, though. | |
| Raven-x | oh yeah, I forgot there is that IQ factor | |
| DarkonZero | Of -10 | |
| DarkonZero | Or more. | |
| Raven-x | hahahaha | |
| BobIshmael | I could probably get into MENSA, if I could do math. | |
| BobIshmael | Which I refuse to do. | |
| * DeRaptor finds a better midi of American Pie. | ||
| DarkonZero | Do the math Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Can I have the Rocko midi? | |
| *** shayan has joined #deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | sher. | |
| DarkonZero | Welcome....newcomer. | |
| DarkonZero | A new "special friend". | |
| *** shayan has left #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | Not anymore. | |
| BobIshmael | Why, I already act superior to everyone I know. I don't need MENSA to back me up. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm a one man MENSA, I am. | |
| Raven-x | I almost died of laughter today, I video footage of an obessive compulsive person, the guy flicked on the light switch for 20 minutes and he kept talking to himself, hehehe imagine if he was casted on the Real World | |
| Raven-x | I saw video footage | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'rocko.mid' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor grumbles since she can't find a midi of New Life by those stupid Sci-Fi-Kissing Everclear boys... | ||
| DeRaptor | and gone. | |
| * BobIshmael sings along to rocko.mid | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'rocko.mid' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| * Raven-x imagines a scene where they all choose beds, the compulsive guy rants on and on jumping on the bed screaming "MY BEDDDDDDDDD" | ||
| * DeRaptor stares at the topic. | ||
| *** DeRaptor changes topic to 'Never put your Sinosauropteryx in the dryer.' | ||
| DarkonZero | Or Cam will get it. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....eI made fun of Cam too much. | |
| * Raven-x then the compulsive guy goes over to the light switch and turns it on and off for several minutes, when one of the people stops him he starts screaming like a moron and then bites the person's finger off, then he goes back to the light switch to turn it off an on again for several more minutes | ||
| DarkonZero | Are you sure he was compulsive...or just a insane person? | |
| DeRaptor | So, in other words, they made the mistake of casting Adam Sandler and just filmed what happened. | |
| Raven-x | I want to see an obsessive compulsive person on the Real World, that would be the only way I would watch it at all | |
| DarkonZero | TURN OFF THE LIGHT! | |
| DarkonZero | TURN OFF THE LIGHT! | |
| DarkonZero | I FORGOT TOO! | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| Raven-x | hehe then the guy goes up to the switch and turns it off and on for 1,000 times, and he counts it too | |
| * DarkonZero goes and flips the switch several million times. | ||
| Raven-x | he loses count when he reaches 10 so he starts over | |
| Raven-x | cause he isn't sure he reached 10 yet | |
| BobIshmael | Rav, you're high, aren't you? | |
| DarkonZero | The guy is insane.....not compulsive. | |
| BobIshmael | I knew it. Don't lie. | |
| Raven-x | I'm not drug high right now, I'm naturaly high | |
| DarkonZero | On natural marijuana. | |
| BobIshmael | High on life... | |
| BobIshmael | Cereal. | |
| BobIshmael | Though, DZ's was funnier. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'americanpie.mid' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| Raven-x | no, my brain is naturaly producing a drug that stimulates it making me high | |
| DarkonZero | Endorphins. | |
| Raven-x | yeah | |
| Raven-x | it is naturally producing endorphins | |
| DarkonZero | Ewoks live on Endor...phins. | |
| BobIshmael | He's wasted. | |
| DarkonZero | D'oH! | |
| Raven-x | ahhhhh no SW 6 please | |
| Raven-x | leave the midgets alone | |
| DarkonZero | Can I push them over though? | |
| Raven-x | well if they are in their ewok custumes go ahead | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...thanks. | |
| DarkonZero | I can't wait for a SW con. | |
| Raven-x | hehehe I'm gonna wear a t-shirt that I made | |
| Raven-x | to the con | |
| Raven-x | the defeat the darkside cap that says "Free Blowjob with purchase of softdrink" | |
| DarkonZero | I might make a shirt that says "I went to the con and all I got was a asskickin'!" | |
| Raven-x | we will see how long it will take me before I get thrown out of the building by a dude in a wookie custume | |
| DarkonZero | And then I'd give itnto Bob. | |
| DarkonZero | And then I'd give it to Bob. | |
| DarkonZero | Well..... | |
| DeRaptor | Um.... | |
| *** DeRaptor changes topic to '<DarkonZero> And then I'd give it to Bob.' | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll BRB. | |
| * DeRaptor rotfl. | ||
| DarkonZero | Er... | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe not. | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Mon Oct 18 23:35:14 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Mon Oct 18 23:41:31 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<DarkonZero> And then I'd give it to Bob.' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Mon Oct 18 23:42:13 | ||
| DarkonZero | ME BACK! | |
| DeRaptor | wb | |
| BobIshmael | YOU BACK! | |
| DarkonZero | YES! | |
| DarkonZero | ME BACK! | |
| DeRaptor | yes indeedy he is. | |
| DarkonZero | ME BACK ONCE AGAIN! | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmmm..... | |
| BobIshmael | Can I kick him? | |
| BobIshmael | Then he'd be gone. | |
| * DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
| Session Close: Mon Oct 18 23:43:01 1999 | ||
Generated by irclog2html.py 2.12.1 by Marius Gedminas - find it at mg.pov.lt!