| Session Start: Thu Oct 14 00:30:52 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<BobIshmael> We take kindly to PEZ thiefs. <SirIshmael> Damn? Was the a typo?' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Thu Oct 14 00:10:21 | ||
| SirIshmael | DZ! | |
|---|---|---|
| SirIshmael | DAMN YOU! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| SirIshmael | YOU LEFT BEFORE I COULD TELL YOU ABOUT THE EMAIL! | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry.... | |
| SirIshmael | I swore at you and everything after you left. | |
| DarkonZero | I told you to e-mail me the info. | |
| SirIshmael | Anyhow, you're here now. | |
| SirIshmael | Well... I'm lazy. | |
| DarkonZero | I know... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm lazy too. | |
| DarkonZero | I need the info cause i got know how much money to set aside. | |
| SirIshmael | Oh. I could tell you that NOW. | |
| DarkonZero | Since the thing I told you about is coming true...little by littel. | |
| SirIshmael | Lesee.... Should I pay for all three night or should we all chip in? | |
| SirIshmael | Nights. Plural. | |
| DarkonZero | We should chip in. | |
| SirIshmael | Okay... Since it's better to save more than less, let's go with this... | |
| DeRaptor | Heya DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey De... | |
| SirIshmael | $45 for ticket to con, $35 for ticket to Six Flags, $88 for hotel room for one night, and $100+ for food/souveniers. | |
| SirIshmael | So that works out tooooo... | |
| SirIshmael | Hell. | |
| DarkonZero | Not bad..... | |
| SirIshmael | I loathe math. | |
| DarkonZero | As do I. | |
| DeRaptor | $168 | |
| SirIshmael | That's $100 assuming we all bring $100. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....I'm bring more money....I'm getting a second job. | |
| SirIshmael | Have you seen Manny? Does he still want a number where he can reach me? | |
| SirIshmael | And what is the second job? | |
| DarkonZero | I need to get a second job...... | |
| DarkonZero | I haven't gotten it yet. | |
| SirIshmael | Ah. | |
| * SirIshmael will need a second job if his boss doesn't increase his hours. | ||
| DarkonZero | I got to get that second job cause I might be moving to PA or.......I might need the money to find a place of my own. | |
| DeRaptor | eep... | |
| SirIshmael | I work Saturdays now, which is cool because I just ride the scooters around all day. | |
| DarkonZero | I work on Sat and Sun now..... | |
| DarkonZero | I got a new postion at my workplace. | |
| SirIshmael | Place of your own. | |
| SirIshmael | That way you can take me to BM and DefCon next year. | |
| SirIshmael | "Sucker." | |
| SirIshmael | Sorry, couldn't help myself. | |
| DarkonZero | I did decide I'd stay in Vegas. | |
| SirIshmael | Do continue. | |
| DarkonZero | That's all.... | |
| SirIshmael | Yippie! | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks for your compassion. | |
| DarkonZero | :( | |
| SirIshmael | Awww.. | |
| DarkonZero | Kidding! | |
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| SirIshmael | I's a just ribbin' ya'. | |
| * SirIshmael ribs DZ. | ||
| DeRaptor | hmmm...well, no lollipop for ya then. | |
| SirIshmael | WITH A BAT! | |
| DarkonZero | NOT BBQ! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not kidding about the sitch though. | |
| SirIshmael | Oh... I found a semi-MSTie at work today. | |
| SirIshmael | Sitch? | |
| DarkonZero | I always find semi-MSTies..... | |
| DarkonZero | Sitch=situation. | |
| SirIshmael | Well, I mean he knew the name of the show and didn't say "What?: | |
| SirIshmael | Well, I mean he knew the name of the show and didn't say "What?" | |
| SirIshmael | Usually, I have to explain the premise of the show and THEN whoever I'm talking to understand. | |
| SirIshmael | +s! | |
| DeRaptor | heh...well, that's half the battle. | |
| SirIshmael | Geeses! | |
| DarkonZero | I get the same folk. | |
| DeRaptor | geeses? | |
| SirIshmael | Same stupid folk, or the ones who know the show by name? | |
| SirIshmael | Yeah. Geeses. | |
| DeRaptor | Geeses are mean. They run at you and honk. | |
| DarkonZero | The ones who know the show by name. | |
| DeRaptor | They're bitey, too. | |
| SirIshmael | I do that, too! | |
| SirIshmael | Oh... I hardly run into those. | |
| DeRaptor | I saw geeses today. And ducks and coots and crows and magpies. | |
| * SirIshmael lights a peice of paper on fire, throws it into a cup, and puts his hand over the cup. | ||
| DeRaptor | And horses. | |
| SirIshmael | It's a neat bar trick I learned. | |
| SirIshmael | Magpies aren't real, De. | |
| DeRaptor | They are too! | |
| DarkonZero | Mudpies are! | |
| SirIshmael | Magpies are muppets... Right? | |
| DeRaptor | That or I'd been eating bad yogurt again. | |
| * DarkonZero throws a mudpie at Sir. | ||
| SirIshmael | OW! | |
| SirIshmael | MY EYE! | |
| SirIshmael | WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! | |
| DarkonZero | Nothing. | |
| SirIshmael | OW! | |
| * DeRaptor lets a magpie that is real peck at Bob's head. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm fine. | |
| SirIshmael | Oh. | |
| DeRaptor | It's like a myna bird but it has a white tummy and a white "nike" shape on its wing and a long tail and it's sort of an iridescent blue-black. | |
| DeRaptor | They live where the horses are. | |
| DeRaptor | Horses are sorta dumb. | |
| DarkonZero | Except that I tripped in my room while it was dark and tried to get hold of the wall...but instad I got a open space and hit te wall hard. | |
| DeRaptor | And some of them are bitey. | |
| DeRaptor | ow. | |
| DeRaptor | And horses smell like pee, too. | |
| DarkonZero | You said it. | |
| DarkonZero | My aunt likes horses..... | |
| DeRaptor | I think they roll in it. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well. | |
| DarkonZero | My aunt is a MSTie and likes horses. | |
| DeRaptor | heheh. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| DeRaptor | Does she think there should be horses? | |
| SirIshmael | Your confirmation ######, in a suite which has 2 double beds in the | |
| SirIshmael | bedroom + a hide-a-bed sofa, in a separate living room, with mini-refrig | |
| SirIshmael | and wet-bar. | |
| SirIshmael | There. Finally. | |
| DarkonZero | What De? | |
| DarkonZero | Does she think there should be horses? | |
| DeRaptor | on the show with horses. | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| DeRaptor | Big stinky bitey horses. | |
| DeRaptor | Enormous monodactyl freaks. | |
| DeRaptor | just one finger and one toe on each leg. | |
| * DarkonZero thinks De need a tranq. | ||
| DeRaptor | it's weird. | |
| DarkonZero | TRANQ GUN! | |
| DeRaptor | How can such big things walk around on two fingers and two toes? | |
| SirIshmael | Anyone want to read my SOL Post article ahead o' time? | |
| DarkonZero | No | |
| DeRaptor | They have big furry nostrils too. | |
| DeRaptor | And big teeth. | |
| SirIshmael | Yes, you do. | |
| DeRaptor | And they have eyes like octopodes. | |
| * DarkonZero aims a tranq gun at De. | ||
| SirIshmael | HA! | |
| SirIshmael | YOU DID! | |
| * DeRaptor hides. | ||
| DarkonZero | Sorry De....you wents nuts. | |
| * SirIshmael wonders if this Chinese food has MSG in it. | ||
| DeRaptor | Horses like carrots. They eat them and get orange stuff in their big yellow teeth. | |
| * DarkonZero puts the tranq gun away. | ||
| DeRaptor | And they have tails with hair on them. | |
| DeRaptor | One of the horses got its tail stuck up on its back and I laughed at it. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DeRaptor | There's a horse that looks like a dalmatian. It wanted carrots. | |
| DeRaptor | But it didn't get any. | |
| DarkonZero | De hates horses with a passion. | |
| SirIshmael | .... | |
| SirIshmael | So... DZ... | |
| DeRaptor | There's also a really big horse with a neck four feet wide. I din't see him today. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh...yeah...Sir. | |
| DeRaptor | His name is GoGo. | |
| DeRaptor | I wonder if he gogo dances. | |
| DeRaptor | If he did, the stage would break. | |
| * SirIshmael GoGo dances. | ||
| DeRaptor | He has gogo boots, though. | |
| DeRaptor | well, white socks. | |
| DeRaptor | well, white markings on his legs. | |
| SirIshmael | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! | |
| DeRaptor | But they should be called gogo boots. | |
| SirIshmael | SWEET LORD!! HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?! | |
| DarkonZero | I disco for a girl at work.....I'm still figuring out why she likes it. | |
| * SirIshmael is wearing white socks. | ||
| SirIshmael | No shoes. | |
| * DeRaptor is ANDY ROONEY GONE HORRIBLY WRONG!!! | ||
| DeRaptor | Sometimes, when horses take a crap their tail goes up... | |
| DeRaptor | sometimes it doesn't. | |
| DeRaptor | Why is that? | |
| * SirIshmael thinks he drank some of the wrong punch. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ewwww....De is Andy Rooney! | |
| SirIshmael | I'll just be in this corner, hallucinating. | |
| * DeRaptor puts on huge eyebrows and continues talking about horses. | ||
| DeRaptor | Horses are related to rhinocerases. I don't think they look very much like each other. | |
| DarkonZero | I should have stayed in the lobby. | |
| DeRaptor | And I don't think I could ride a rhino very easily. | |
| DeRaptor | Even with a realy big saddle. | |
| DeRaptor | Sometimes horses let their naughty bits hang out...that's really disturbing. | |
| DeRaptor | Why do they do that? | |
| * DeRaptor finally breaks down and rolls on the floor laughing. | ||
| SirIshmael | *pssst* You don't suppose she'll do this on the trip, will she? | |
| DarkonZero | That;s our De! | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, you guys are so easily freaked out. | |
| DeRaptor | Horses need their hooves picked out because they get their crap stuck in them. | |
| DarkonZero | I just shut up cause I knew I couldn't get in a word....BLABBERMOUTH! | |
| SirIshmael | Want a hear a really funny second-hand story? | |
| SirIshmael | Well, I thought it was funny. | |
| DeRaptor | They have a triangular piece of tissue inside the hoof called a frog. I don't know why they call it that. | |
| DeRaptor | Maybe they croak if you touch it. | |
| DarkonZero | Well..... | |
| DarkonZero | TRANQ GUN! | |
| * DarkonZero gets out the tranq gun! | ||
| DeRaptor | Horses that wear shoes go "clickety clack" when they walk on pavement. | |
| DeRaptor | If they're not wearing shoes, they don't. | |
| * DarkonZero aims it at De. | ||
| * DarkonZero fires. | ||
| DeRaptor | They shouldn't walk on pavement without shoes. It hurts their feet. | |
| DarkonZero | *HIT! | |
| SirIshmael | Well, this guy at work was telling me about how, when he was younger, he got his car up on two wheel heading onto the freeway (y'know, by one of those shamrocks on-ramps)... | |
| DeRaptor | The same thing happens to me. | |
| SirIshmael | Want to know why? | |
| DeRaptor | I got a piece of glass in my foot the other day.d | |
| DeRaptor | I thought it was a splinter until I got it out. | |
| SirIshmael | His brother has passed a joint to him and he dropped it in his lap. | |
| DeRaptor | I think it's cuz my sister broke her flinstone's cup. | |
| DarkonZero | Well......I was alone one day and decided to seeif the lepers were out. | |
| SirIshmael | Well... I thought it was funny. | |
| DarkonZero | I went outside and saw one. | |
| SirIshmael | Bastards. | |
| DarkonZero | And the leper said I looked funny. | |
| * SirIshmael gets all annoyed and walks into his corner. | ||
| DarkonZero | And funny lookin' I as. | |
| DeRaptor | What most people call a "knee" on a horse is actually its wrist. I don't know why. | |
| DarkonZero | So I decided to kick him. | |
| DeRaptor | Some people just don't have a basic grasp of anatomy, I guess. | |
| DarkonZero | And whe I kicked the damned leper.....hepooted. | |
| DeRaptor | A hoof is like a really big fingernail you can walk on. That conjures up strange images. | |
| DarkonZero | And boy was it a smell. | |
| DarkonZero | Just gas.....ugh. | |
| DeRaptor | wow, it's 1 am already? | |
| DeRaptor | yeesh. | |
| DarkonZero | And then I went lookin' for a ....uh......something. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh. | |
| SirIshmael | 1:03am. | |
| DarkonZero | I got 12:57 | |
| SirIshmael | Damn 'skeeters. | |
| DarkonZero | Now 12:58 | |
| SirIshmael | I hate those damned insects! | |
| DarkonZero | SKEETERS! | |
| SirIshmael | I'LL KILL YOU! | |
| DarkonZero | A BUNCH OF REDNECKS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! | |
| SirIshmael | Er... The mosquito. | |
| DeRaptor | sometimes bugs can be really annoying. I hate when that happens. | |
| DeRaptor | Why are bugs so annoying? | |
| DarkonZero | I got bit by a roach once.... | |
| SirIshmael | I don't like bugs that try to mooch offa me. | |
| SirIshmael | I don't like ants because they eat my food. | |
| DarkonZero | Actually twice. | |
| SirIshmael | I don't like spiders because they sleep in my house. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn roaches. | |
| SirIshmael | And I don't like mosquitos because they suck my blood. | |
| DarkonZero | I like spiders. | |
| SirIshmael | They should get their own damned blood! | |
| DeRaptor | Roches BITE? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah. | |
| DeRaptor | Damn. | |
| DeRaptor | I didn't know that. | |
| DeRaptor | That just makes them worse. | |
| SirIshmael | I mean, hell! The Red Cross virtually gives away the stuff. | |
| DeRaptor | Do they bite in self defense or to drink blood? | |
| DarkonZero | In self defense. | |
| DarkonZero | I guess. | |
| DeRaptor | ah. | |
| DeRaptor | still, weird. | |
| SirIshmael | Stupid mosquitos. | |
| DeRaptor | guess you gotta smoosh 'em without letting soft tissue touch 'em. | |
| * DarkonZero remembers when he got bitten by 50 mosquitos. | ||
| DeRaptor | Spiders are okay just as long as they're not poisonous and stay away from ya. | |
| DarkonZero | That was a day I hated. | |
| DeRaptor | Cuz they eat the other kinds of bugs. | |
| DeRaptor | mosquitos, there's a species that I'd like to see extinct. | |
| SirIshmael | Hey! Neat! | |
| DarkonZero | Getting bitten by 50 mosquitos sucks. | |
| * SirIshmael is referring to my VMB, not to spiders. | ||
| DarkonZero | Actually I have no idea how many there were. | |
| DarkonZero | It was alot. | |
| * DeRaptor thinks we should start the Fund for the Extinction of the Mosquito | ||
| SirIshmael | Apparently, I can set it up so my VMB calls are forwarded to a number I give 'em. | |
| DarkonZero | You did not know that? | |
| SirIshmael | No, I didn't because this a new feature. | |
| SirIshmael | So bite me! | |
| DarkonZero | I've seen the feature before. | |
| SirIshmael | Not on my VMB, you haven't. | |
| DarkonZero | So... | |
| DarkonZero | I no like your VMB! | |
| * SirIshmael suddenly feels like hitting DZ with a bat. | ||
| DarkonZero | Its.... | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | heehee. | |
| SirIshmael | "Its... that was so lame?" | |
| * DeRaptor hits Sir with a bat...the small furry winged kind. | ||
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DarkonZero | THAT MOVIE! | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOOO! | |
| DeRaptor | Stupid movie. Bats are cute. | |
| DeRaptor | It's a flying fox. Isn't it cute? | |
| * DeRaptor holds the fruit-eating flying mammal out for DZ to see. | ||
| * DeRaptor wants a flying fox as a pet. | ||
| DarkonZero | I've seen a flying squirrel.....it few in to a oncoming truck. | |
| DeRaptor | eep... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm kidding. | |
| SirIshmael | YAY! | |
| SirIshmael | DAMN! | |
| DarkonZero | I did se one though. | |
| DeRaptor | ? | |
| SirIshmael | Stupid animals. | |
| * DeRaptor slaps Sir around with a vampire bat. | ||
| * SirIshmael eats the bat. | ||
| DarkonZero | I saw coyotes once. | |
| SirIshmael | HA! | |
| DarkonZero | @ coyotes. | |
| DarkonZero | or 2 | |
| * DeRaptor watches the bat lap up Sir's blood from inside his stomach. | ||
| DarkonZero | Coyotes are a interesting animal. | |
| DarkonZero | I like them. | |
| DeRaptor | coyotes...they howl. | |
| DeRaptor | They're like little dogs. | |
| DarkonZero | I was about 5 feet from onee. | |
| DarkonZero | In the middle of the night. | |
| SirIshmael | They're stupid, vicious creatures. | |
| DarkonZero | The were curious about me. | |
| SirIshmael | You should have shot them. | |
| DarkonZero | the to They | |
| DeRaptor | So are humans, Ish. | |
| DeRaptor | And even more so. | |
| SirIshmael | Yay, but we're on top of the food chain! SO HA! | |
| SirIshmael | Yay? What the hell? | |
| DarkonZero | I saw this little desert fox once.....i wish I had a picture of it.....it was so cool! | |
| SirIshmael | Yeah. | |
| SirIshmael | Stupid fox. | |
| SirIshmael | Remind me to bring a gun on this trip.. | |
| DeRaptor | heheh...I seen a few foxes in my neighborhood...mostly racoons though. | |
| SirIshmael | Teach those damned animals to get too near me. | |
| DeRaptor | Too many racoons around here...now those are nasty things...they attack pets and eat anything they can get their paws on. | |
| SirIshmael | Stupid racoons! They always eat my garbage! | |
| DarkonZero | I saw a coon in the Florida Keys.......rowy little bgger it was. | |
| SirIshmael | SEE! YOU SHOULD SHOOT THEM! | |
| SirIshmael | LEAVE THE CARCASS FOR THE ANTS! | |
| DeRaptor | And if you have pet birds they'll kill them and they'll empty a koi pond just like that. | |
| SirIshmael | Animals are stupid. | |
| * DarkonZero remembers when he had a pet bird....... | ||
| DeRaptor | Oh, like humans are so smart. | |
| DeRaptor | what kind, DZ? | |
| SirIshmael | Those that don't fear man, should learn to. Fast. | |
| SirIshmael | Smarter than a racoon. | |
| SirIshmael | Damn animals. | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno De....I was 8......I think it was a parakeet. | |
| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
| *** superspy has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | SPY! | |
| SirIshmael | subtle! | |
| DeRaptor | Bonnie Hammer is smarter than a racoon? | |
| superspy | 'ello | |
| DeRaptor | heheh...parakeets... | |
| SirIshmael | Aren't animals stupid, spy? | |
| DeRaptor | cute, but stupid. But you gotta love the little freaks. | |
| DarkonZero | It died a wek later. | |
| superspy | huh | |
| DeRaptor | Messy as they are. | |
| SirIshmael | They should all be shot on site. | |
| DeRaptor | awwwwww. | |
| DarkonZero | wek to week. | |
| DeRaptor | quiet, Ish. | |
| SirIshmael | THEY SHOULD! | |
| superspy | bob didn't show in my "/names deep13" | |
| superspy | now he does | |
| superspy | odd | |
| DeRaptor | Parakeets are like little kids...kinda dumb and messy, but cute. | |
| SirIshmael | Are you hiding from me? | |
| superspy | no | |
| SirIshmael | Just checking. | |
| SirIshmael | It's because I'm +i | |
| superspy | you've had people hide from you? | |
| SirIshmael | It wouldn't surprise me. | |
| DarkonZero | I was thinking of buying a ferret......but my mom would kill it. | |
| SirIshmael | Damn animals. | |
| DeRaptor | why would she do that? | |
| SirIshmael | Taking up space! All of them! | |
| DarkonZero | She freightened of them. | |
| DeRaptor | Ish, I hope you don't have any pets. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob has a rat. | |
| DeRaptor | What's so scary about a ferret? | |
| SirIshmael | Well... I did, but no longer... For reasons I'd rather not get into. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh yeah...he seems to worship rats from the looks of his website, in fact... | |
| superspy | speaking of pets, de. where's your little robot-wonder? in bed? | |
| DeRaptor | Awwwww...Ish's ratty die? :( | |
| DeRaptor | Oh...yeah. He should be, at this hour! | |
| SirIshmael | No! I realizes all animals are worthless! | |
| DeRaptor | He gets crabby if he doesn't get his beauty sleep. | |
| DarkonZero | De.....a pet is likes it's owner. | |
| SirIshmael | That's all I'd like to say! | |
| DeRaptor | So you killed your rat, huh? | |
| DarkonZero | likes to like | |
| DeRaptor | And ate it? | |
| SirIshmael | Yeah! What of it? | |
| superspy | bob! | |
| DeRaptor | What did it taste like? | |
| SirIshmael | I'm on top of the food chain! Animals shouldn't get near me! | |
| SirIshmael | Rat. | |
| * DeRaptor ponders waking up Crow. | ||
| SirIshmael | CROW! | |
| SirIshmael | Stupid robot. | |
| SirIshmael | He's just as bad as the animals. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm...wait a minute...I'm a dromaeosaurid! You're insulting me! | |
| * DeRaptor pummels Bob with a foam bat. | ||
| *** Crow has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * SirIshmael gets a gun. | ||
| Crow | *snrk*...what is it, De? | |
| superspy | Crow? informal tonight? | |
| SirIshmael | I hear there's good eating on one of them. | |
| * DeRaptor bends the gun over her knee and clobbers Ish over the head with it. | ||
| SirIshmael | That is... Robots and dromaeosaurids. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...that's it..... | |
| SirIshmael | OW! | |
| DeRaptor | So robots take up space worthlessly too, eh? | |
| Crow | what?! | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his cube of solitude. | ||
| SirIshmael | Yes. | |
| Crow | Who says? | |
| * DarkonZero steps into the cube. | ||
| SirIshmael | I do! | |
| superspy | ....bob does | |
| DeRaptor | Bob. He's a chauvanistic jerk. | |
| SirIshmael | Yeah, so?! | |
| Crow | Well...well...I'm not talking to him then! | |
| Crow | Hmph. | |
| SirIshmael | Stupid worthless robot. | |
| SirIshmael | You're just lucky you aren't an animal. | |
| DeRaptor | He was probably just outsmarted by a pigeon at one point and he's bitter. | |
| superspy | so bob, what *isn't* worthless? | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZInCube | ||
| SirIshmael | Hmmm... Cheese... Small peices of string... etc. | |
| SirIshmael | Oh... And Bob. | |
| Crow | I bet a paramecium could outsmart BOB. | |
| Crow | Well, it could. | |
| SirIshmael | Uh... um... er.. Shut up, you. | |
| superspy | and those would be cheeses and pieces of string that can't outsmart, you right? | |
| DeRaptor | It doesn't even have a brain...but you're probably right. | |
| * superspy gives bob a piece of string with an IQ of 180 | ||
| DeRaptor | heehee. | |
| * DeRaptor shows Bob pictures of her parakeets. | ||
| superspy | <string> I'm in MENSA | |
| DeRaptor | Now how can you hate those cute little buggers? | |
| * SirIshmael runs away crying to #BobsCryingRoom. | ||
| *** SirIshmael has left #deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor laughs. | ||
| DeRaptor | Poor dope. | |
| superspy | hehe | |
| Crow | Yeah...just can't stand that a paramecium can outsmart him, I guess. | |
| superspy | * string walks up to Crow | |
| superspy | <string> hiya | |
| superspy | <string> I'm smarter than you | |
| DeRaptor | Just can't handle the fact that humans are nothin' but pompous animals. | |
| Crow | Y'are not! | |
| Crow | I'm...uh...a futuristic robot an' stuff! | |
| superspy | <string> wanna bet? | |
| Crow | I could outsmart anybody in this room, so, um, so there! | |
| superspy | <string>sit down in that chair. I'll be right back | |
| Crow | Uh...okay. | |
| * Crow sits down in the chair. | ||
| DeRaptor | gullllible. | |
| *** SirIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| superspy | * while crow's not paying attention...... | |
| SirIshmael | *sniff* | |
| superspy | * string ties up Crow | |
| superspy | <string> so there | |
| Crow | WAAAAAAAAH!!! | |
| Crow | DEEEEE!!!! | |
| SirIshmael | This wasn't supposed to be "Gang up on Bob Day." It was supposed to be "Listen to Bob Rant and Rave Day." | |
| * DeRaptor unties Crow. | ||
| DeRaptor | Poor stupid little robot... | |
| * SirIshmael sniffs. | ||
| DeRaptor | Poor overly sensitive human chauvanisti pig... | |
| DeRaptor | -i | |
| SirIshmael | I expect that sort of thing from De... And Crow... But, not you, spy. | |
| superspy | well..... | |
| SirIshmael | I took you into #Deep13 when no one else would. | |
| superspy | perhaps if you could explain to us what happened to the rat | |
| * SirIshmael cries again. | ||
| Crow | Yes, Bob, do. | |
| superspy | bob, If I recall we *fought* the first time I was in deep13 | |
| SirIshmael | The rats are fine. | |
| Crow | Come on, Honey. You'll feel better. | |
| superspy | something about the chair in the corner.... | |
| SirIshmael | I did it with love, I'm sure. | |
| * DeRaptor files her claws to a needle-sharp point. | ||
| superspy | uh. do they *need* to be that sharp, de? | |
| SirIshmael | But, the point is, OCT 14 is the official "Listen to Bob Rant and Rave Day." | |
| DeRaptor | yep. | |
| * DeRaptor scratches her head. | ||
| DZInCube | I'm glad I'm in my cube........getting a bit like a after school special out there. | |
| DeRaptor | OW! | |
| superspy | it is? since when? | |
| DeRaptor | damn that smarts... | |
| SirIshmael | Since the con is 9 months away. Today begins exactly 9 months of ranting about the con. | |
| DeRaptor | Since Bob decided he needed to rant and rave about animals and robots, super. | |
| superspy | I see | |
| SirIshmael | I never ranted about subtle. | |
| SirIshmael | He joined the fray against me. | |
| superspy | did not | |
| SirIshmael | Did do! | |
| superspy | do? | |
| SirIshmael | Yes. | |
| SirIshmael | Did do! | |
| superspy | not | |
| DZInCube | Yup.....it turned into a after school special | |
| SirIshmael | You said strings were smarter n' me. | |
| Crow | hmmm...De, can I have a rat? | |
| superspy | quiet, you | |
| superspy | oh yeah....guess I did | |
| DeRaptor | How about a parakeet? Mammals reek of urea. | |
| Crow | Uh...okay! | |
| Crow | Can I name it George? | |
| superspy | but I did it with love, bob | |
| DeRaptor | No...I had a parakeet named Georgie once so you can't copy me. | |
| Crow | Hmph. | |
| SirIshmael | Way to ruin my LtBRaRD! | |
| DeRaptor | LtBRaRD? | |
| SirIshmael | Listen to Bob Rant and Rave Day. | |
| DeRaptor | ah. | |
| DeRaptor | Is that anything like Lawgiver Daze? | |
| SirIshmael | Sure, why the hell not? | |
| superspy | so that would make bob.... | |
| SirIshmael | Do whatever you want, I hate you. | |
| * DZInCube steps out of his cube...... | ||
| superspy | *gasp* | |
| SirIshmael | Shut up, spy! | |
| superspy | the lawgiver?? | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DZInCube is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| SirIshmael | Oh. | |
| SirIshmael | That's not so bad. | |
| * DeRaptor ponders sendign Ish to that one place in China or something where they serve rats in restaurants. | ||
| superspy | what'd you think I was gonna say? | |
| * SirIshmael shrugs. | ||
| DeRaptor | It's like a delicacy there or something. | |
| SirIshmael | <superspy> so that would make bob... | |
| SirIshmael | "...an idiot." | |
| SirIshmael | Something along those lines. | |
| superspy | you said it, not me | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...hug and make up guys! | |
| Crow | Deee can I have a pony? | |
| DeRaptor | No. | |
| Crow | awwww... | |
| DeRaptor | You can have a hobby horse, though. | |
| SirIshmael | De, I don't really give a damn whether other people eat siomething I'd consider a pet, what's important is that I don't. | |
| * DeRaptor finds a stick horse in the toy chest and hands it to Crow. | ||
| Crow | Oooh.... | |
| SirIshmael | And now I really am in a bad mood. Thanks, spy. | |
| superspy | yeesh | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...hug and make up guys! | |
| * Crow rides it around the room. | ||
| superspy | talk about touchy | |
| SirIshmael | Shut up, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| * SirIshmael sulks. | ||
| * Crow runs into the wall. | ||
| DarkonZero | HUG AND MAKE UP! | |
| DeRaptor | Great. He's taking after me. | |
| Crow | ow. | |
| DeRaptor | I aint' hugging Bob. | |
| SirIshmael | We don't want to. | |
| DarkonZero | COME ON! | |
| * superspy refuses to hug bob until he apologizes | ||
| DarkonZero | DO IT! | |
| Crow | Me neither. He'll hit me with a hammer. | |
| DarkonZero | GROUP HUG! | |
| DarkonZero | NOW! | |
| * superspy glares at DZ | ||
| * SirIshmael lights every section of #deep13, except the section he's in, on fire. | ||
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOOW! | |
| SirIshmael | Hug this. | |
| * SirIshmael grumbles. | ||
| * DeRaptor shoves Ish into the on fire part and takes the not-on-fire part for herself. | ||
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| * superspy , without flinching, activates the sprinklers | ||
| DeRaptor | ha ha! | |
| * DeRaptor pulls Crow into the safe zone with her. | ||
| SirIshmael | Sure, fine, whatever. | |
| DeRaptor | oh. | |
| DeRaptor | Um...those sprinklers are sure running... | |
| superspy | *ahem* | |
| SirIshmael | In my mind, you all burned alive. | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his cube of solitude again. | ||
| DeRaptor | waist level now... | |
| * DarkonZero steps inside the cube. | ||
| SirIshmael | Especially DZ. | |
| superspy | an "off" would've been a good idea, huh...? | |
| Crow | Um...the water's under my chin no-blbblbllb! | |
| SirIshmael | No one likes a nuetral party. | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZInCube | ||
| * DeRaptor puts Crow on her shoulders. | ||
| Crow | thanks. | |
| * superspy finds the off button -- finally | ||
| * SirIshmael soaks DZ's cube in kerosene and lights it ablaze. | ||
| superspy | there | |
| DeRaptor | thanks. I'm still treading water. | |
| DZInCube | Like this hasn't happened before. | |
| superspy | well, I'm not responsible for draining | |
| DeRaptor | And the added weight from molybdenum boy doesn't help. | |
| superspy | that's DZ's job | |
| Crow | Hmph. | |
| DZInCube | I'M IN MY CUBE! | |
| DZInCube | LEAVE ME ALONE! | |
| superspy | so.... | |
| superspy | bob | |
| * DeRaptor finds the plug and drains all the water into Deep 14. | ||
| DZInCube | YOU ALL HATE ME! | |
| * SirIshmael thinks he'll draw this LtBRaRD to a close early. | ||
| SirIshmael | Well. Another succesful LtBRaRD. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm. | |
| DZInCube | Ok....Bob just hates me. | |
| SirIshmael | Great job, all! | |
| superspy | huh. isn't deep14 another name for the events server's deep13? | |
| Crow | eww! De smells like wet fur! | |
| SirIshmael | Get outta yer cube, you. | |
| * DeRaptor shakes. | ||
| Crow | GAAAA! | |
| DZInCube | NO! | |
| superspy | SS Lodovik at 12 o' clock! | |
| DZInCube | I LIKE MY CUBE! | |
| * DeRaptor puts the plug back in. | ||
| * SirIshmael ponders wondering over to the other #Deep13. | ||
| * DeRaptor floods DZ's cube. | ||
| DZInCube | DAMMIT! | |
| DZInCube | AGH! | |
| Crow | You still smell, De. | |
| * DZInCube drowns in his cube. | ||
| DeRaptor | Well, maybe somebody needs to towel me off. | |
| superspy | still po'd, bob? | |
| Crow | I ain't doin' it. | |
| * superspy hands de a towel | ||
| superspy | do it yourself | |
| DeRaptor | thanks. | |
| * DeRaptor towels off. | ||
| * DeRaptor opens DZs cube. | ||
| Crow | Man, his carcass bloated that fast? | |
| DZInCube | NO ONE TOUCHES CUBE! | |
| * superspy drags DZ out of the cube | ||
| DeRaptor | weird. | |
| DZInCube | NOOOO! | |
| superspy | ok.... | |
| DZInCube | WAH! | |
| * superspy puts 20 small spiders into the cube | ||
| superspy | that'll get him out | |
| SirIshmael | spy, pay attention! | |
| * DZInCube gets back in his cube. | ||
| DeRaptor | I think scorpions woulda worked better. | |
| SirIshmael | LtBRaRD is officially over. | |
| SirIshmael | Sheesh. | |
| DZInCube | DAMMIT! | |
| DeRaptor | good for you, Bob. | |
| * DZInCube gets out of his cube. | ||
| superspy | well, I'm out of scorpions | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DZInCube is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DeRaptor | Oh. | |
| superspy | I put those in Crow's be-----anyway | |
| SirIshmael | Okay, now that truly irritated me. | |
| * DarkonZero puts his cube away. | ||
| Crow | In my what?! | |
| superspy | nothing. | |
| Crow | DEEEEEE!!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| DarkonZero | I LIKED MY CUBE! | |
| * DeRaptor gets the scorpions out of Crow's bedroom and puts them in DZ's cube. | ||
| DarkonZero | I put my cube away. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....you wanted me out for a reason....what is it? | |
| DeRaptor | oh. | |
| * DeRaptor puts the scorpions on Bob. | ||
| superspy | hmmm | |
| DarkonZero | Well? | |
| * superspy continues to do homework at an ungodly hour | ||
| DarkonZero | Nevermind...... | |
| DarkonZero | ugh. | |
| DarkonZero | I give up. | |
| SirIshmael | Uh... | |
| SirIshmael | Lesee.. | |
| DarkonZero | But I must succeed. | |
| SirIshmael | Can I borrow $5? | |
| * DeRaptor watches the scorpions swarm over Bob. | ||
| superspy | no, bob. I need my $5 | |
| DeRaptor | Hey Crow, are your jeans made out of molyb-denim? | |
| Crow | De. No. | |
| SirIshmael | De, you can stop hating me now, LtBRaND is over. | |
| * DarkonZero turns into a sappy 70's Japanese superhero...... | ||
| DarkonZero | I AM! | |
| DeRaptor | Sorry. | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork | ||
| DeRaptor | You still think animals and robots are inferior. | |
| UltraDork | Ok....who need saving....I don't have all night. | |
| UltraDork | Wait....my name sounds stupid. | |
| *** UltraDork is now known as UtlraZero | ||
| DeRaptor | Crow and Bob both need to be saved from themselves...but other than that I can't think of any emergencies. | |
| UtlraZero | Oh...like that helped it. | |
| UtlraZero | Ugh. | |
| Crow | I hate you, De! | |
| * SirIshmael looks up. | ||
| *** UtlraZero is now known as UltraZero | ||
| superspy | it's a bird! | |
| UltraZero | There I go. | |
| DeRaptor | Aren't you clever tonight, Mr. movie-heckler? | |
| SirIshmael | Oh... I think Crow is tinkable, but not inferior. | |
| superspy | ...it's a plane? | |
| Crow | SHUT UP! YOU SUCK, DE! WAAAAAAAAAAH!!! | |
| * superspy kicks Crow | ||
| DeRaptor | I think I shouldn't have woken him up. | |
| DeRaptor | I screwed up an algorithm somewhere. | |
| SirIshmael | However, Nov. 14 will be the second LtBRaRD. | |
| * Crow cries. | ||
| * UltraZero flies around the room like a moron. | ||
| DeRaptor | So the 14th of every month? Even Valentine's day we have to put up with this? | |
| * UltraZero flies out a window. | ||
| UltraZero | D'OH! | |
| SirIshmael | Yep. | |
| SirIshmael | 'fraid so. | |
| SirIshmael | Well... | |
| * DeRaptor grumbles. | ||
| SirIshmael | Every month until the con. | |
| Crow | I'm not gettin' you a valentine, Bob. | |
| SirIshmael | No one ever does. | |
| DeRaptor | You never get valentines for anybody, Crow. | |
| * UltraZero lands in the bushes outside. | ||
| UltraZero | OW! | |
| Crow | So? I'll just make extra sure not to get any for Bob! | |
| * superspy didn't get a valentine last year | ||
| * SirIshmael cries. | ||
| UltraZero | Ok.....enough of me. | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** UltraZero is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| * DeRaptor wonders if DZ should put pillows outside for him to land on. | ||
| DarkonZero | Valentines Day.....a day I loathe at times. | |
| [SirIshmael SOUND] | ||
| Crow | Um...well, I'll get you a valentine if you feel THAT bad about it, Bob. | |
| * SirIshmael notices everyone's ears start to bleed. | ||
| Crow | Geez. | |
| SirIshmael | No! Don't! | |
| superspy | ?? | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| * DeRaptor puts duct tape on Ish's mouth. | ||
| SirIshmael | No one cares about me! | |
| * SirIshmael sniffs. | ||
| DeRaptor | I'll make sure Crow gets you an extra sappy valentine. | |
| * superspy has a delayed reaction | ||
| Crow | Yeah! Um... | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....I care......but it's your attitude. | |
| superspy | uh, bob? | |
| superspy | when were you knighted? | |
| * SirIshmael mumbles something through the tape. | ||
| DeRaptor | And I'll make him draw little stick figures on it too. | |
| * SirIshmael mumbles something through the tape again. | ||
| * superspy peels away the tape -- fast -- to answer | ||
| * DarkonZero wonders if he actually cares. | ||
| DarkonZero | Not really. | |
| DeRaptor | Just not of me...he...draws things on stick figures of me...I'd rather not say... | |
| DeRaptor | You're bad, Crow. | |
| Crow | Oh, I know. | |
| * SirIshmael looks up and feels pain. | ||
| Crow | heheheheheh. | |
| SirIshmael | Ow. | |
| superspy | again. | |
| SirIshmael | What was I supposed to answer now? | |
| * superspy points to the user list | ||
| superspy | "sir?" | |
| SirIshmael | Yep. | |
| DeRaptor | His handwriting makes several non-symmetrical letters backwards, too. | |
| * SirIshmael puts the tape back on. | ||
| Crow | Does not! | |
| DeRaptor | Does too. | |
| DeRaptor | Care to prove it doesn't? | |
| Crow | No. My arms don't work! Geez. | |
| * superspy has disgusting handwriting. happens when you've been typing since 3rd grade or so | ||
| DarkonZero | I write real small... | |
| * SirIshmael decides to bring some order to the channel. | ||
| SirIshmael | I've been really paranoid today... | |
| DeRaptor | NO! ORDER BAD! | |
| SirIshmael | Well, not REALLY paranoid.. | |
| DarkonZero | I write real small and in all caps. | |
| SirIshmael | I just thought everyone was out to get me. | |
| superspy | bob, thank you for that "moment of duh" | |
| * SirIshmael stares at spy. | ||
| DeRaptor | Bob...everybody IS out to get you. | |
| DarkonZero | CHAOS! | |
| superspy | *ahem* | |
| superspy | sorry | |
| DarkonZero | CHAOS! | |
| DarkonZero | CHAOS! | |
| DarkonZero | CHAOS! | |
| DarkonZero | I WANT CHAOS! | |
| SirIshmael | I bear my soul out to you and you insult me. | |
| SirIshmael | (kidding) | |
| DeRaptor | well, they are. | |
| superspy | duh (again) | |
| SirIshmael | Methinks I'm antsy. | |
| superspy | ;) | |
| Crow | I'm out to get you, Bob. | |
| DeRaptor | Me too. | |
| SirIshmael | I've done nothing today. | |
| SirIshmael | I worked. | |
| SirIshmael | Then came here. | |
| SirIshmael | WHEEEEEEE! | |
| SirIshmael | I need to do something! | |
| superspy | uh.... | |
| SirIshmael | Or burn something! | |
| DarkonZero | Tink Crow? | |
| DeRaptor | You could make clay things... | |
| SirIshmael | Maybe later. | |
| Crow | WAAAAAAAAAAAH! | |
| * superspy hands Bob a Goku (TM) furniture lighter | ||
| SirIshmael | I HAVE NO CLAY! | |
| * Crow runs into his room and locks the door. | ||
| * DeRaptor hands Bob a huge pile of clay. | ||
| SirIshmael | Well, I'm antsy, IRL. | |
| superspy | DE! that's not cl----oh, I get it | |
| superspy | heh | |
| DeRaptor | So make an ant. | |
| SirIshmael | Maybe I'm hyperactive. Though I don't think I act like it.. | |
| DeRaptor | spy! shhhh... | |
| SirIshmael | Wannaknowwhy? | |
| superspy | why? | |
| DeRaptor | You need your ritalin? | |
| SirIshmael | I don't take any medication... | |
| SirIshmael | Well... | |
| DeRaptor | Maybe you should. | |
| SirIshmael | I do, but I haven't been prescribed any. | |
| DarkonZero | Why does Bob have plastic explo....HOLY SH*T!!!!!!!! | |
| * DarkonZero runs to find shelter. | ||
| SirIshmael | Usually I rummage through people's medicine cabinets and steal coloful pills. | |
| * DeRaptor whistles innocently, then dives into Crow's room. | ||
| SirIshmael | I usually end up with tums, though. | |
| * superspy follows de | ||
| Crow | Hey! Get outta my room! | |
| superspy | no | |
| * DarkonZero pokes out of his hiding place. | ||
| SirIshmael | Anyhow... | |
| DarkonZero | Hey there's no detonator. | |
| * DeRaptor plays with Crow's toys. | ||
| Crow | STOP IT! | |
| * Crow cries. | ||
| SirIshmael | I think I could be hyperactive, because coffee tends to calm me down rather than speed me up. | |
| DeRaptor | Ohhh...shhh. | |
| * DarkonZero returns to the table. | ||
| * DeRaptor tucks Crow into bed. | ||
| * Crow pouts. | ||
| * SirIshmael searches for his hammer. | ||
| * SirIshmael throws it at Crow. | ||
| SirIshmael | Go to bed! | |
| SirIshmael | *tink* | |
| SirIshmael | See.. It was delayed.. | |
| SirIshmael | Because I threw it across the room. | |
| * DeRaptor pushes the detonator and watches the plastic explosives...well, explode. | ||
| * Crow rubs his shoulder. | ||
| Crow | dickweed. | |
| DarkonZero | You didn't set it. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn..... | |
| DeRaptor | grrr... | |
| * DeRaptor attaches the wires to the plastic explosives that Bob is holding and goes back into Crow's room. | ||
| * DeRaptor pushes the detonator again. | ||
| DarkonZero | OH great..... | |
| * SirIshmael looks around. | ||
| * superspy exits crow's room | ||
| DarkonZero | I guess I'll die. | |
| superspy | wow | |
| * SirIshmael looks at what he's holding. | ||
| SirIshmael | What the hell is this? | |
| superspy | looks like a bomb hit this plac----oh | |
| SirIshmael | Hey, De, do you know anything about this? | |
| DeRaptor | Possibly. | |
| SirIshmael | Sounds French.. | |
| SirIshmael | Plastique. | |
| DeRaptor | it should explode... | |
| SirIshmael | Is it perfume or something? | |
| Crow | Uh...De...where'd all my silly putty go? | |
| DeRaptor | Oh...damnit! I thought that was plastic explosives! | |
| * SirIshmael says "plastique" over and over. | ||
| superspy | until it sounds funny? | |
| Crow | What?! You think I've got dangerous substances lying around my room?! Geez! | |
| DeRaptor | Until it loses all meaning and sounds really annoying? | |
| SirIshmael | Damnation! | |
| SirIshmael | Oh well... I just have Unix tomorrow, oh well. | |
| superspy | unix=fun | |
| SirIshmael | Really easy class. | |
| SirIshmael | The tests are easy as... | |
| * DarkonZero looks at the tapestry of "The Last Supper" and swears Jesus was moving. | ||
| SirIshmael | Uh.. | |
| DeRaptor | http://www.scifi.com/ads/ccity/468_60banner.gif <-- Sci-Fidelity: something that wasn't had for MST. | |
| superspy | unix? | |
| DeRaptor | He's looking at you, DZ. | |
| DeRaptor | Plotting your demise. | |
| SirIshmael | YEAH! | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...Jesus want me dead! | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...Jesus want me dead! | |
| * superspy wants to install unix over xmas break | ||
| * DeRaptor laughs. | ||
| * SirIshmael isn't sure whether to laugh or install a lightning rod. | ||
| *** DeRaptor changes topic to '<DarkonZero> Yes...Jesus want me dead!' | ||
| DarkonZero | Now we are going to attract the religious folk. | |
| SirIshmael | Oh, and DZ, what was that you said about "my attitude?" | |
| DeRaptor | That should be fun. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....nothing. | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot. | |
| DarkonZero | Actually I was serious about the tapestry moving. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm seeing things. | |
| DarkonZero | It's hanging on the wall in my kitchen. | |
| DarkonZero | And it looks like it's moving. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm scared. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....it seems I weirded you all out. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry. | |
| DarkonZero | one of my psychotic episodes again. | |
| DarkonZero | Just like the thime I though my blanket was a ghost. | |
| DarkonZero | thime to time. | |
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| *** Disconnected | ||
| *** Attempting to rejoin... | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
| *** Rejoined channel #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<DarkonZero> Yes...Jesus want me dead!' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Thu Oct 14 00:38:12 | ||
| DarkonZero | It's hanging on the wall in my kitchen. | |
| DarkonZero | And it looks like it's moving. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm scared. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....it seems I weirded you all out. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry. | |
| DarkonZero | one of my psychotic episodes again. | |
| DarkonZero | Just like the thime I though my blanket was a ghost. | |
| DarkonZero | thime to time. | |
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| DeRaptor | eep.. | |
| SirIshmael | There are a few things I'm serious about 1) the con 2) my predictions for a nuclear war. | |
| Darkon0 | JESUS IS OUT TO GET ME! | |
| Darkon0 | AAGH! | |
| superspy | and you think the coup will result in nuclear war? | |
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| DeRaptor | Oh, and Crow...Jesus wants you dead too. And those other robots and Joel. You see, it was real sacrilgeous to create things with souls without that big beardy guy saying you could. | |
| SirIshmael | spy, the CITIZENS of India and Pakistan literally hate each other.... | |
| superspy | I know | |
| DeRaptor | apparently. | |
| Crow | Hmph. | |
| superspy | 9th grade global studies drilled that into my head like nobody's business | |
| Crow | This Jesus guy sounds like a jerk. | |
| superspy | I think it left a mark not unlike a seatbelt leaves on you after stopping short | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, he is. If you don't give him your soul, he apparently throws you into a pit of fire. Real nice guy. | |
| SirIshmael | Putting a military man in charge who took over because his forces were pulled back from Kashmir doesn't sound lie a good idea... | |
| Crow | Oh, like I'm gonna just GIVE him my soul. | |
| SirIshmael | So... My prediction was, as follows... | |
| Crow | Satan at least promises dark powers over my fellow creatures! I think he's got a better deal going. | |
| SirIshmael | Pakistan inscreases agression against India, and India reponds in kind... | |
| * DarkonZero wonders why he's watching the Discovery Channel...... | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh...it's educational. | |
| SirIshmael | Eventually, one of the uses a nukein some manner... | |
| superspy | well, bob. lemme ask you this? | |
| SirIshmael | NO! | |
| SirIshmael | LET ME FINISH! | |
| superspy | superspy <meekly> sorry | |
| DarkonZero | Here goes Bob and death again..... | |
| SirIshmael | They probably nuke each other and that'll be that, but then other Middle Eastern governments will think "Hell, that'll work wonders on..." And since the major nuclear powers will refuse to use the nukes until it's too late, we'll all die.. | |
| SirIshmael | Now, your quesiton? | |
| SirIshmael | question, even/ | |
| SirIshmael | ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH! | |
| DeRaptor | Ish, you're a bigger pessimist than 'ling. | |
| DeRaptor | And you were talking about how smart people were, too. tsk, tsk. | |
| superspy | as well-founded as your concern is.... | |
| SirIshmael | I never said people were smart. | |
| superspy | what're we gonna do about it? | |
| SirIshmael | I said we were on top of the food chain. | |
| DeRaptor | No, mosquitos are. | |
| superspy | take a road-trip to pakistan and off the guy? for christ sake, you've got UNIX CLASS tomorrow | |
| SirIshmael | No. My biggest concern is that India and Pakistand will bomb each other. | |
| DeRaptor | They eat us. | |
| SirIshmael | Pakistan. | |
| SirIshmael | That would work. | |
| superspy | but the truth of the matter is that we can't do diddly about it. | |
| superspy | so just deal. | |
| SirIshmael | But, I'm now convinced that the fanatics were right and the world will end. | |
| SirIshmael | Eh. | |
| superspy | well, if the end of the world IS coming, it better come BEFORE 2000 | |
| superspy | if, for anything, just to prove the nutcases of the world wrong | |
| SirIshmael | And the fact that I'm semi-religious doesn't help matter out much. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm gonna be doing something for a bit. | |
| DeRaptor | So...what exactly are we gonna do? Just sit here and die? | |
| SirIshmael | Yes. | |
| SirIshmael | Exactly that. | |
| DeRaptor | Fun. | |
| * DarkonZero is busy, he Checkin' stuff. . | ||
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| SirIshmael | In nuclear fire. | |
| superspy | theoretically, of course | |
| DeRaptor | Idunno about you, but I'm hailing the next UFO and gettin' off this crazy piece of rock. | |
| superspy | can I come too, de? | |
| Crow | Hey De, let's rebuild the SoL and, um, then we can leave. | |
| DeRaptor | Sure, spy. | |
| DeRaptor | What if Pearl catches you again and makes you watch bad movies some more? | |
| superspy | Crow: but who would stay behind to send us the bad movies? | |
| Crow | Well...um...she'll die in nuclear fire and then we can leave! | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, right. | |
| * SirIshmael would like to point out that once Yelstin dies, whathisface is taking over... And Democracy sure as hell didn't work in Russia, why not revert back to Communism? | ||
| superspy | bob? | |
| DeRaptor | What if she gets in her van and chases us? She does that. | |
| Crow | Oh, right. Drat. | |
| SirIshmael | Actually, I'm just irritated that no one cares about world events. | |
| superspy | I'm taking away your TV | |
| superspy | I care, bob | |
| DeRaptor | heehee. | |
| SirIshmael | Well... Nearly everyone. | |
| DeRaptor | 'sjust, what can we do about it? | |
| superspy | it's just a matter of me knowing that as a regular, american private citizen I can't control world events | |
| SirIshmael | Nothing. | |
| DeRaptor | Idiots run the world. Period. | |
| SirIshmael | 'strue. | |
| DeRaptor | That's all I need to know. | |
| SirIshmael | But I would also like to point out that we are in prefect condition for another world war. | |
| DeRaptor | well, maybe if we get wiped out something a bit more promising will evolve. | |
| SirIshmael | But, you all assume I'm exagerating... So... | |
| SirIshmael | How about the con? | |
| DeRaptor | Um...Mike and Kevin and Bill will be there...assuming they don't die in nuclear fire. | |
| SirIshmael | And just agree with me, because if you say you believe me, I'll just elaborate further. | |
| DeRaptor | Y'know, that would suck most of all... | |
| SirIshmael | Oh... No it wouldn't. | |
| SirIshmael | It's just an instant of pain, then you die. | |
| DeRaptor | All the robot puppets in the world would melt in nuclear fire... | |
| SirIshmael | You die from third degree burns, usually. | |
| superspy | you're not starting an armageddon cult, are you bob? | |
| SirIshmael | If not that, the blast front will get you. | |
| DeRaptor | And...all the tapes of MST would burn up! | |
| SirIshmael | Nah, I don't think I'm charismatoic enough. | |
| DeRaptor | NOOOOOO!!!!! | |
| SirIshmael | Nah, I don't think I'm charismatic enough. | |
| DeRaptor | We've gotta get the masters from Jim and stow them in an underground bunker!! | |
| superspy | oh, and jim would just hand 'em over to you... | |
| DeRaptor | Well...if there was nuclear holocaust coming he might. | |
| * SirIshmael continues to rave about how Russia is claiming Czechlovokia(sp) was responsible for the bombings in Russia and how Russia virtually invaded about two weeks ago. | ||
| SirIshmael | They're reclaiming territory they lost at the end of the COld War. | |
| SirIshmael | They're reclaiming territory they lost at the end of the Cold War. | |
| DeRaptor | eesh. | |
| SirIshmael | Anyhow... | |
| superspy | Bob, I'd love to discuss this with you.... | |
| superspy | but I'm tired as hell | |
| SirIshmael | I warned you how serious I am about me ravings. | |
| SirIshmael | So... | |
| SirIshmael | HOW ABOUT THE CON? | |
| * DeRaptor grumbles since she just downloaded an mp3 she already has... | ||
| superspy | 5:20am | |
| superspy | yeesh | |
| SirIshmael | Wimp. | |
| superspy | class at noon | |
| DZisBusy | I'm done with what I was doing. So...hence, I'm back! | |
| SirIshmael | Same here. | |
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| SirIshmael | Of course.. | |
| SirIshmael | 'tis onle 2 here. | |
| superspy | yes, but then I have another class after that | |
| SirIshmael | onlY. | |
| superspy | doesn't let out until 4pm | |
| superspy | by god, I barely have time for lunch | |
| * SirIshmael remembers Loc telling Bob that Loc doesn't like food. | ||
| SirIshmael | What the hell's up with that? | |
| SirIshmael | How can you not like food?! | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno. | |
| superspy | maybe he doesn't like food | |
| SirIshmael | It's a primal instinc! | |
| * SirIshmael checks his spelling. | ||
| DeRaptor | Loc's just got this whole martyr thing going. | |
| DeRaptor | He thinks it's noble that he takes no pleasure in life or something, idunno. | |
| SirIshmael | Crikey! He IS Marvin, the robot! | |
| * superspy thinks Loc will be one of those un-fun avante garde artists. sorta like that Quake 2 guy in the commercial | ||
| Crow | Stupid Marvin. He thinks everything's just soooo horrible, and yet has anybody ever made HIM sit through Red Zone Cuba? Nope. Pathetic excuse for a robot, if ya ask me. | |
| SirIshmael | But what does it matter. Nuclear death will be rained upon us all. | |
| DeRaptor | Knowing humanity, probably. | |
| SirIshmael | De, could you do me a favor? | |
| SirIshmael | Draw something related to nuclear war? | |
| superspy | like bonnie being caught at ground-zero? | |
| SirIshmael | Like me holding a nuke or somehting? | |
| * DarkonZero feels the need to start a fight club. | ||
| SirIshmael | Yeah.. | |
| * DeRaptor likes spy's idea. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ignore me....I'm rambling. | |
| SirIshmael | No. I'M rambling. | |
| DarkonZero | I AM! | |
| superspy | I ignore you any---oh wait, nevermind. I'm thinking of cam | |
| SirIshmael | Wanna fight?! | |
| * DarkonZero punches Bob anyway. | ||
| DarkonZero | There. | |
| * SirIshmael ponder's writing a manifesto. | ||
| Crow | Hey Bob, do robots die in nuclear holocausts too? | |
| SirIshmael | Of course, anyone who write a manifesto is instantly labeled a nutjob. | |
| SirIshmael | Yes. | |
| SirIshmael | Very much so. | |
| DarkonZero | Where has Cam been? | |
| DeRaptor | But you're already labeled as a nutjob. | |
| SirIshmael | EMP, y'know. | |
| Crow | damn. | |
| superspy | pining for katie, of course :) | |
| DarkonZero | True. | |
| DarkonZero | Or washing machines. | |
| Crow | But...um...if I'm not at ground zero, I don't get radiation sickness, do I? I mean, theoretically? | |
| Crow | Hmmm...washing machines.... | |
| DeRaptor | CROW! | |
| superspy | you're sick, crow | |
| Crow | What?! I got over that, okay?! | |
| Crow | Geez. | |
| DarkonZero | A early Cam influence. | |
| DeRaptor | I still worry. | |
| SirIshmael | WMP | |
| SirIshmael | WHAT? | |
| SirIshmael | EMP! | |
| DeRaptor | It really disturbed me. | |
| SirIshmael | ALL ROBOTS DIE! | |
| Crow | Well it's over. Done with. IT'S ANCIENT HISTORY, OKAY?! geez! | |
| Crow | Shut up, Bob. | |
| Crow | I'm gonna outlive you, so there! | |
| * superspy gets crow a calendar of Maytag centerfolds | ||
| DarkonZero | Ugh....I just burped up stomach acid.......YUCK! | |
| Crow | Uh...ooh...I mean, I'M OVER THAT! STOP IT!!!! | |
| * Crow hides. | ||
| SirIshmael | I don't think so, electro-magnetic pulses travel faster than radiation or the blast does. You die before me. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, I hate when that happens, DZ. | |
| * DarkonZero feels ill. | ||
| Crow | You suck, Bob. | |
| * Crow pouts. | ||
| SirIshmael | I'm just telling you the truth. | |
| Crow | well...well... | |
| superspy | bob? | |
| * Crow cries. | ||
| SirIshmael | "There are many who believe that the world will end in the year 2000. There are even specific dates given in some scenarios - the most popular being May 5, 2000." | |
| Crow | I don' wanna die!!!! | |
| SirIshmael | Great, two months before the con. | |
| superspy | may I ask, aside from the pakistan thing, where this is all flowing from? | |
| superspy | 5/5/2000 is actually kinda interesting | |
| SirIshmael | Eh, though I don't show it, I'm very paranoid. | |
| DeRaptor | Nostradamus? Idunno. | |
| SirIshmael | You can't trust people. | |
| superspy | all of the planets will be in alignment | |
| SirIshmael | They're always out to get you in the end. | |
| SirIshmael | Err... So to speak. | |
| superspy | so to speak? | |
| superspy | they're either aligned or they're not | |
| SirIshmael | I don't literally "get it in the end." | |
| SirIshmael | That's just not right. | |
| DarkonZero | 5/5/2000? | |
| superspy | yes, dz | |
| * Crow continues sobbing. | ||
| SirIshmael | That would be May 5th/ | |
| SirIshmael | That would be May 5th. | |
| DarkonZero | 8 days before my birthday. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh hush, Crow, you're not gonna die. | |
| Crow | Really? | |
| superspy | if measurements are accurate, the planets of the solar system will be aligned | |
| superspy | gravity does funky sh*t | |
| DeRaptor | Well, nothing can die if it's not really alive in the first place. | |
| Crow | SHUT UP! I HATE YOU! | |
| * Crow cries some more. | ||
| superspy | for instance | |
| * DarkonZero now ponders if he really exists........ | ||
| * superspy throws crow into the sun's orbit | ||
| SirIshmael | May 16th is your birthday? | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| DeRaptor | Uh, super, we already are in the sun's orbit. | |
| SirIshmael | I told you I couldn't do math. | |
| Crow | Yeah...you just threw me accross the room. ha! ow. | |
| DarkonZero | 13th.....what a number. | |
| superspy | I meant we have a new planet....Crow | |
| superspy | he's in space, you see | |
| DeRaptor | No, he came down from space a few months ago, remember? | |
| Crow | Yeah, geez. | |
| superspy | oh, right | |
| superspy | the chances of me remembering ANY of this are slim come dawn | |
| * Crow rubs his head. | ||
| * superspy shrugs | ||
| * superspy throws crow across the room again for the hell of it | ||
| * Crow cries. | ||
| * DeRaptor kicks super. | ||
| DarkonZero | Damn....I'm starting to twitch for some reason. | |
| superspy | dah! | |
| * DeRaptor picks Crow up and pats him on the back until he stops crying. | ||
| Crow | *sniffle* | |
| DeRaptor | You should lay off the caffeine, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't have any. | |
| * superspy goes back to his work, which should've been done already | ||
| DeRaptor | Hmmm. | |
| DeRaptor | Calcium deficiency? | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe. | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno. | |
| DeRaptor | You don't wanna get osteoporosis, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | I know. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...twitching is subsiding. | |
| DarkonZero | Mental thing. | |
| DeRaptor | heheh. | |
| DeRaptor | maybe we all need more sleep. | |
| DarkonZero | I had enough sleep. | |
| Crow | Zzzzzz14zzzzzzzzzzz15zzzzzzzzz..... | |
| superspy | sleep? | |
| SirIshmael | I was just thinking that. | |
| DarkonZero | I sleep to much even. | |
| DeRaptor | Like him, for example. | |
| DarkonZero | to to too | |
| superspy | WHO NEEDS SLEEP?! | |
| SirIshmael | Not that I need sleep. But that I wouldnt mind so much that the world will be ending while I'm sending. | |
| DarkonZero | BOB! | |
| SirIshmael | Damn me! I'm going to get myself all depressed. | |
| DarkonZero | You're bringing me down! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| DarkonZero | That's what it is..... | |
| * superspy pats bob on the head | ||
| SirIshmael | Sending? Sleeping. | |
| superspy | there, there | |
| superspy | go beat up crow or something | |
| SirIshmael | I'm not in the mood. | |
| DeRaptor | Dammit, Bob, the world isn't going to end. India and Pakistan will blow each other up and people will be reminded of how stupid nuclear bombs are for fifty more years. | |
| SirIshmael | Seems sort of like an overkill. | |
| superspy | yeah....what de said | |
| SirIshmael | I just want to world to not end for 5 more years. | |
| DarkonZero | IT WON'T! | |
| superspy | what's in 5 years? | |
| SirIshmael | I still want join the Peace Corps... That's really what's depressing me. | |
| * DeRaptor tucks in the sleeping Crow and glares at people who would dare hurt him. | ||
| * SirIshmael speak english good. | ||
| Crow | *snrk*. | |
| SirIshmael | I need a Bachelor's degree or three years work experience to join the Peace Corps. | |
| SirIshmael | But if the world ends, I can't. | |
| * DarkonZero goes to get a glass of apple juice. | ||
| SirIshmael | In case you were wondering, no, I'm not kidding. | |
| SirIshmael | Sheesh... Kinda makes everything else seem sort of dinky when you've convinced yourself the world will end. | |
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| SirIshmael | WB! | |
| SirIshmael | I MISSED YOU! | |
| DarkonZero | Suuuuure! | |
| DarkonZero | That's what I needed...apple juice. | |
| SirIshmael | Hm.. | |
| DarkonZero | I feel better. | |
| superspy | the world isn't gonna end, bob | |
| SirIshmael | I would get apple juice... But the world's gonna end. | |
| superspy | go get your BA or BS. join the peace corps. be happy | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.....just sit on it! | |
| * DeRaptor convinces herself that somehow, the end of the world will be caused by MST's cancelation. | ||
| SirIshmael | soy, I've been thinking about this for awhile, and we are just waiting for a major war.. if not WW3. | |
| SirIshmael | It's a hobby of mine.. | |
| * Crow kicks the covers off. | ||
| * DarkonZero feels like scanning his face. | ||
| Crow | Zzzzzzzz14zzzzzzzzzzzzzz15zzzzzzzzzzz..... | |
| SirIshmael | DZ, do it. The world's gonna end, so scan yer face and laugh! | |
| SirIshmael | Laugh at those nay-sayers and anti-face scanners out there! | |
| * DeRaptor ponders scanning her butt and putting it on a bulletin board somewhere. | ||
| SirIshmael | Strike a blow for the human spirit, DZ! | |
| * DarkonZero goes to scan his face. | ||
| SirIshmael | Man, I'm a good motivational speaker when I'm convinced the world is over. | |
| DeRaptor | Dammit, so many MST eps I'll never get to see... | |
| SirIshmael | If the world doesn't end before I get my passport, I'm flying to London and standing in that square where you can speak your mind and tell everyone the world's ending. | |
| DeRaptor | So many people I haven't tormented... | |
| DeRaptor | So many songs I'll never hear...useless pieces of trivia I'l never know... | |
| DeRaptor | DAMN YOU BOB! | |
| SirIshmael | I think I'm going to donate blood tomorrow. | |
| * superspy keeps wanting to donate blood | ||
| SirIshmael | Yeah, I never get around to it. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if she can donate somebody else's blood. | ||
| superspy | but I don't respond to needles, let alone big bags o' blood that well | |
| DarkonZero | I SCANNED MY FACE! | |
| DeRaptor | good for you, DZ. | |
| * SirIshmael grumbles. | ||
| SirIshmael | Way to go, DZ! You've done a good thing tonight! | |
| DarkonZero | Suuuuure! | |
| DarkonZero | I did a moronic thing. | |
| * superspy gives DZ a medal | ||
| * DeRaptor wonders if she can donate Bob's blood. | ||
| DeRaptor | All of it. | |
| SirIshmael | Nobody will look back at it because the world's ending, but for what it's worth, you've inspired me. | |
| * SirIshmael listens to STP and gets even more depressed. | ||
| SirIshmael | STP is not happy music. | |
| SirIshmael | Well... Some of their songs are. | |
| SirIshmael | Big Empty, however, isn't. | |
| * superspy is listening to Aqua in his near-delusional state | ||
| DeRaptor | So, Bob, can I donate all your blood? And do I get money for it? | |
| SirIshmael | Yes and no. | |
| SirIshmael | I think you go to jail for it. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh. | |
| DeRaptor | Well, who cares, the world's ending, right? | |
| SirIshmael | But I don't know how the Red Cross works, so I'm not sure. | |
| SirIshmael | Exactly! | |
| SirIshmael | I'm glad you see it my way! | |
| * superspy doesn't see it bob's way | ||
| * DarkonZero wonders why he saved the scanned picture of his face...... | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm dumb. | |
| SirIshmael | AHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! | |
| * DeRaptor listens to "Christmas At Ground Zero". | ||
| SirIshmael | Sheesh, maybe I AM going insane. | |
| superspy | well, I didn't want to suggest it outright, bob | |
| SirIshmael | Sheesh, you convince yourself the world is ending and then you get all paranoid. | |
| DeRaptor | Wow, Weird Al has kind of a lisp. | |
| * superspy listens to "You Don't Love Me Anymore" | ||
| SirIshmael | Sure he does.. And I sound like Dave Foley. | |
| SirIshmael | Or Tom Green. | |
| DarkonZero | I sound like Joel...according to Boz. | |
| * DeRaptor listens to "Everything You Know is Wrong" since it's cool. | ||
| * superspy curses himself for leaving Bad Hair Day back home | ||
| superspy | EYKiW is my favorite | |
| DeRaptor | I was walkin' to the kitchen for some golden grahams when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension... | |
| SirIshmael | http://www.apocalypsesoon.org/english.html | |
| SirIshmael | This is MY site... Figuratively, I mean. | |
| DeRaptor | Eeeeeeverything you know is wrong...just forget the words and sing along...all you need to understand is EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG! | |
| superspy | thanks de, but it just ain't the same :) | |
| * SirIshmael gets totally freaked out because some of the things he mentioned are listed at this site. | ||
| * DeRaptor blinks at that webpage. | ||
| SirIshmael | And I'm also freaked out because RA sucks! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Floaty"4,1 | ||
| SirIshmael | Stupid RealAudio making my song all jerky. | |
| DarkonZero | A Ling song | |
| * superspy listens to Headlines | ||
| DarkonZero | Wow....amost 3AM | |
| DarkonZero | almost even. | |
| DeRaptor | Um, Bob, these people are insane: http://www.apocalypsesoon.org/gentile.html | |
| SirIshmael | Which part of that? | |
| DeRaptor | The whole thing.... | |
| * SirIshmael goes there. | ||
| * Crow throws his pillow on the floor and continues snoring. | ||
| SirIshmael | Did you read the whole thing? | |
| SirIshmael | I didn't and I'm lazy. | |
| DeRaptor | Yes. | |
| SirIshmael | GOT IT! | |
| SirIshmael | DAMN BUG! | |
| DeRaptor | Is basically another "believe in Christ or you go to hell" thing. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Nine Inch Nails'14,16,0:6,04,1"The Day The World Went Away"4,16,0 from the album:6,012,1"The Day The World Went Away - Halo 13"12,16,0 | ||
| DeRaptor | da world go away? | |
| DeRaptor | Okay, that's it, I'm going to bed. | |
| DeRaptor | G'nite all. | |
| DarkonZero | Nighty nite. | |
| * DeRaptor Leaps through a run in the pantyhose of the space-time continuum... | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left #Deep13 | ||
| *** Crow has quit IRC (Yeah, bite me, it's fun!) | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| superspy | ...and then there were 3 | |
| DarkonZero | 4 | |
| DarkonZero | but we know. | |
| *** Mars changes topic to 'It's the end of the world as Bob knows it... And he's paranoid! ' | ||
| DarkonZero | LOL! | |
| DarkonZero | That's a god one. | |
| DarkonZero | good too. | |
| SirIshmael | Is that a pun- Oh. | |
| SirIshmael | Damn you, spy! I told you that you didn't want to hear my predictions! | |
| SirIshmael | Who wants to place bets on this? | |
| SirIshmael | Pakistan increases agressions against India... 2:1 | |
| SirIshmael | Pakistan and India start a war 5:1 | |
| SirIshmael | A war with nukes... 12:1 | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Down In The Park"4,1 | ||
| SirIshmael | A war with nukes involving other nations 20:1 | |
| SirIshmael | A world war... 50:1 | |
| superspy | actually, I don't mind the predictions so much as where you ultimately took them | |
| SirIshmael | The end of the world... 100:1 | |
| SirIshmael | I told you that's what would happen. | |
| SirIshmael | Russia still has all those missles left over from the Cold War, y'know. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....you're one not to work at a suicide hotline. | |
| superspy | ok | |
| SirIshmael | "The world's going to end anyway. Go ahead and do it." | |
| superspy | I'm gone | |
| superspy | later | |
| SirIshmael | Wimp! | |
| superspy | I may be a wimp | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Spy. | |
| superspy | but I'll be a well-rested wimp | |
| superspy | so eat that, bob | |
| superspy | ;) | |
| SirIshmael | No.. | |
| superspy | later, dz | |
| SirIshmael | You'll only get... | |
| SirIshmael | 5 hours sleep. | |
| SirIshmael | You'll be a tired wimp. | |
| superspy | you'd be surprised how much sleep I can run on | |
| SirIshmael | Who won't be able to eat lunch. | |
| SirIshmael | I can "run" on 10 minutes sleep, I don't like it but I can, | |
| superspy | I'll bring a bag of mini-muffins to class | |
| SirIshmael | That's all you need to feel rested, y'know. | |
| SirIshmael | 10 minutes | |
| SirIshmael | 10 minutes. | |
| SirIshmael | I read that in a survival book once. | |
| superspy | <sigh> | |
| superspy | adios | |
| SirIshmael | Just thought you'd like to know that. | |
| SirIshmael | I can tell you how to survive a nuclear war, if you want to know. | |
| superspy | I'll keep it in mind | |
| SirIshmael | Well... Survive the blast, anyway. | |
| SirIshmael | Radiation and fallout is something else entirely. | |
| superspy | when the nuclear holocaust comes, I'll remember "bob's tip o' survival" | |
| DarkonZero | Spy....go get sleep. | |
| SirIshmael | I'm a boiling pot of survival trivia. | |
| * superspy takes DZ's advice | ||
| DarkonZero | Later. | |
| *** superspy has left IRC | ||
| *** superspy has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| SirIshmael | So... | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.....you can really crash a party. | |
| SirIshmael | I pride myself on that. | |
| DarkonZero | I noticed. | |
| SirIshmael | "Sure, laugh it up now. The world's gonna end, anyway." | |
| DarkonZero | I will laugh it up....... | |
| * SirIshmael ponders what's in the wet-bar. | ||
| DarkonZero | I accepted the thought. | |
| SirIshmael | Sounds vaguely erotic... | |
| SirIshmael | Of course, everything sounds erotic to me. | |
| DarkonZero | Wet-bar..... | |
| DarkonZero | Wet-bar..... | |
| SirIshmael | "Q-tip..." | |
| SirIshmael | "Blinds..." | |
| SirIshmael | "Switchable lamp..." | |
| DarkonZero | Bob was that your "I'll scare everyone off with the coming apocolypse" thing? | |
| SirIshmael | Maybe I need sleep. | |
| DarkonZero | I got De to leave by playing that one song. | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't mean to though. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Listen To The Sirens"4,1 | ||
| SirIshmael | Which song? | |
| SirIshmael | "The Time the De Went Away?" | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe..... | |
| SirIshmael | What do you suppose is in a wet-bar? | |
| DarkonZero | Wet stuff. | |
| SirIshmael | Aren't the candy bars that cost $12 in there? | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno. | |
| SirIshmael | Did I mention that the room comes with a fridge? | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| DarkonZero | Now you did. | |
| SirIshmael | We could put stuff in the fridge. | |
| SirIshmael | Stuff that we want to remain cold. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Me! I Disconnect From You"4,1 | ||
| DarkonZero | Like Manny pieces. | |
| * SirIshmael randomly picks a topic. | ||
| SirIshmael | Ever play "Asshole?" | |
| DarkonZero | Nope. | |
| * SirIshmael randomly picks another topic. | ||
| SirIshmael | Ever clean a mouse pad? | |
| DarkonZero | Nope. | |
| SirIshmael | Fine, I give up. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry. | |
| SirIshmael | And I'm going to close my eues on type. | |
| SirIshmael | WOW! | |
| SirIshmael | Only one typo with my eyes closed. | |
| SirIshmael | That's a better average that I can manage with my eyes open. | |
| SirIshmael | Let see if I can two out of three. | |
| SirIshmael | WOW! | |
| SirIshmael | Three out o five? | |
| SirIshmael | Drat. | |
| DarkonZero | Am I boring you? | |
| SirIshmael | No. | |
| DarkonZero | Meaning....yes. | |
| SirIshmael | GAWDDAMNED BUGS! | |
| SirIshmael | FREAKING EVERYWHERE, I SWEAR! | |
| DarkonZero | Skeeters? | |
| SirIshmael | So... What's this about my attitude? | |
| DarkonZero | Nothing..... | |
| SirIshmael | Yes, it's something. | |
| DarkonZero | I was trying to start something. | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot what though. | |
| SirIshmael | Did you now? | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm blank. | |
| *** SirIshmael is now known as Pheek | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as UltraZero | ||
| Pheek | Man, does Bob have an attitude or what? | |
| UltraZero | Yeah! | |
| UltraZero | A lame one. | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** Pheek is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| BobIshmael | So! The truth comes out! | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** UltraZero is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | What truth? | |
| BobIshmael | "It is I, Bob Ishmael!" | |
| DarkonZero | There is no truth. | |
| DarkonZero | Only lies. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah. | |
| DarkonZero | And you rule BOB! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm lying. | |
| BobIshmael | Were you lying when you said you were lying? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm always lying.....down in the floor. | |
| DarkonZero | in to on. | |
| BobIshmael | 'stoo bad the world's ending, eh? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'll miss this place that sucks. | |
| DarkonZero | The planet.... | |
| DarkonZero | Whatzitcalled? | |
| DarkonZero | Firth? | |
| BobIshmael | Girth, you mean? | |
| DarkonZero | Birth? | |
| * BobIshmael listens to Yellow Ledbetter. | ||
| BobIshmael | This is an alright song. | |
| DarkonZero | Yellow Bedwetter? | |
| BobIshmael | No. | |
| BobIshmael | Ledbetter. | |
| DarkonZero | Bedwetter. | |
| BobIshmael | Sure, why not? | |
| BobIshmael | The world's over, so who cares? | |
| DarkonZero | Yup.... | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1The Chemical Brothers'14,16,0:6,04,1"Let Forever Be"4,1 | ||
| DarkonZero | I always come up with the appropriate songs. | |
| DarkonZero | It's a gift. | |
| BobIshmael | Sure do. | |
| * BobIshmael listens to Hotel California. | ||
| DarkonZero | If we were talking of the con....I'd play "Money" from Pink Floyd.....if i had the Mp3 of that. | |
| BobIshmael | HEY! I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING BY PINK FLOYD! | |
| DarkonZero | I do.... | |
| BobIshmael | So you lied to me. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn...you never listen. | |
| BobIshmael | Fine, let's talk of the con.. | |
| BobIshmael | We get there Friday... | |
| BobIshmael | Check in.. | |
| DarkonZero | Yup. | |
| BobIshmael | Assuming nothing is going on with the con yet, we wander around the hotel... | |
| DarkonZero | Wait..... | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| * DarkonZero : 6,1 potty 6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| BobIshmael | Then we check out the MST c- 'kay. | |
| BobIshmael | Grumble. | |
| BobIshmael | Then we check out the MST con stuff, if any. | |
| BobIshmael | Assumng UniFil isn't there, we cause trouble at the hotel, take the courtesy van to the airport and refuse to get off. | |
| BobIshmael | We wander around St. Louie for a bit.. | |
| BobIshmael | We go back to out room and sleep. | |
| BobIshmael | Next day, we do con stuff until the MST stuff is over... | |
| BobIshmael | Then we go to Six Flags and harrass Bugs... | |
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| BobIshmael | Wander around St Louis s'more... | |
| BobIshmael | Then we go back to our room and sleep... | |
| BobIshmael | Sunday, we do con stuff... | |
| BobIshmael | Wander around St. Louis... | |
| DarkonZero | So.....basically we just wnder around...... | |
| DarkonZero | wander even. | |
| BobIshmael | Basically. | |
| DarkonZero | Wander and cause mayhem. | |
| BobIshmael | I wanted to arrange a MST Drinking game on Sunday night, but that'll probably just cause more trouble than it's worth (not everyone would want to join, most are minors which would leave you [depending on who goes] responsible). | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be part of it. | |
| DarkonZero | DEFINITELY! | |
| BobIshmael | But, legally, it could be trouble for you, y'know. | |
| DarkonZero | I know.... | |
| DarkonZero | But I try not to get caught. | |
| DarkonZero | And I do have luck. | |
| DarkonZero | I believe in luck. | |
| BobIshmael | Luck? The hell's that? | |
| BobIshmael | Well, it's your choice. | |
| BobIshmael | But that would mean we'd need quite a few CC eps. | |
| DarkonZero | Yup.... | |
| BobIshmael | All the drinking games are set up for CC eps. | |
| DarkonZero | I know. | |
| BobIshmael | And that also means we need a VCR. | |
| DarkonZero | Yup. | |
| BobIshmael | I suppose I could bring one. | |
| BobIshmael | So, anyway.. | |
| BobIshmael | Then we sleep and check out before noon the next day. | |
| BobIshmael | Monday, we begin our trek back to out native towns. | |
| DarkonZero | What about the tourist traps? | |
| BobIshmael | of course. | |
| BobIshmael | But I was just covering the con here. | |
| BobIshmael | Lesee... | |
| BobIshmael | Hopefully, I can contact AAA tomorrow about setting up route info. | |
| DarkonZero | Hopefully I can go. | |
| BobIshmael | And if AAA doesn't tell me about tourist traps, I'll get them offa roadsideamerica.com | |
| DarkonZero | i think I can. | |
| DarkonZero | i think I can. | |
| DarkonZero | i think I can. | |
| DarkonZero | i think I can. | |
| BobIshmael | Sure you can, you don't need to save too much to go. | |
| BobIshmael | $200 or so. | |
| BobIshmael | That's about a week or so worth of work. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm paying for Manny too remember. | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe not. His parents might still pay for a few things. | |
| DarkonZero | We'll see. | |
| BobIshmael | And, besides, I'll chip in some for Manny and De will too, assuming she gets a job.. | |
| BobIshmael | Damn hippie. | |
| BobIshmael | She need to get a job and a hiarcut! | |
| BobIshmael | And get offa my lawn! | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe..... | |
| BobIshmael | How much do cheap-o motel cost?\ | |
| BobIshmael | How much do cheap-o motel cost? | |
| BobIshmael | PLURAL! | |
| BobIshmael | Sheesh. | |
| DarkonZero | Depending? | |
| BobIshmael | Just say a normal, cheesy, Motel 8. | |
| DarkonZero | Check a website? | |
| DarkonZero | ? to . | |
| BobIshmael | Hmmm.. | |
| BobIshmael | I suppose I could just bring a tent along, if we don't take the VW. | |
| BobIshmael | Which is still a possible option. | |
| BobIshmael | IF I EVER GET MY PAYCHECK! | |
| BobIshmael | Sheesh! | |
| BobIshmael | Those three weeks'd better add up in that paycheck. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| BobIshmael | I'll be damned if I only get paid for a week's worth o' work. | |
| DarkonZero | I found a Super 8 website. | |
| BobIshmael | What do they list per night? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...it's a review..... | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| * BobIshmael tries to figure out how long we'd be driving. | ||
| DarkonZero | It's the sitte. | |
| DarkonZero | It's the site. | |
| BobIshmael | 40 hours total... | |
| BobIshmael | So... | |
| DarkonZero | I haven't found rates yet. | |
| BobIshmael | The least, 2-3 days... Most 5(assuming we drive 8 hours/day). | |
| BobIshmael | Ah. | |
| BobIshmael | How about... NOW?! | |
| DarkonZero | Nope..... | |
| DarkonZero | Damned site. | |
| BobIshmael | DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! | |
| DarkonZero | It depends on the place.....in Phoenix....a standard room is $44....up to $69. | |
| BobIshmael | Ouch. | |
| DarkonZero | KOA.... | |
| DarkonZero | The only solution.....if we get a VW. | |
| BobIshmael | Um... Killed on Arrival? | |
| DarkonZero | Well you get. | |
| BobIshmael | I don't want to say it WILL happen because there's a chance it may not, but I'm fairly certain I'll have one in a few months. | |
| BobIshmael | But, I prefer for the worst. | |
| BobIshmael | GRUMBLE! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm checking Holiday Inn rates. | |
| BobIshmael | + to plan | |
| BobIshmael | Stupid rassafrassin'. | |
| DarkonZero | MAN.... I WISH THEY POSTED THE DAMNED RATES! | |
| BobIshmael | As do I. | |
| DarkonZero | Now I'm checking Days Inn. | |
| BobIshmael | I wonder if we'd get in trouble for setting a tent up at a rest stop or something. | |
| DarkonZero | I don't think so. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| BobIshmael | At a rest stop, probably not. But somewhere else, maybe. | |
| BobIshmael | No luck? | |
| DarkonZero | Nope....not at all. | |
| DarkonZero | They don't post rates......since they are franchises. | |
| BobIshmael | Damnation! | |
| DarkonZero | get info from AAA. | |
| BobIshmael | So I suppose the only way to find out would be to ask them, in person. | |
| DarkonZero | They might know. | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe, I'll check. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll check about RV rentals again. | |
| * BobIshmael listens to Iron Man. | ||
| BobIshmael | OZZY LOST HIS MIND! CAN HE SEE OR IS HE BLIND? | |
| BobIshmael | NOBODY WANTS HIM! | |
| BobIshmael | Actually, I don't think the world will end very soon. | |
| BobIshmael | Soon, but not in the next decade. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| DarkonZero | Screw the RV! | |
| BobIshmael | Too much of a pain. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah..... | |
| DarkonZero | Probably will cost alot too. | |
| BobIshmael | The only way we'd get a RV is if we could borrow one from friends or family. | |
| DarkonZero | I need money to buy a vid cam. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah. | |
| BobIshmael | You can rent 'em at places. | |
| DarkonZero | I might rent to own. | |
| BobIshmael | Or you could just borrow one from someone. Everyone knows someone with a videa camera. | |
| BobIshmael | video. | |
| DarkonZero | I do have a vid cam..... | |
| DarkonZero | It's old though. | |
| DarkonZero | And doesn't work right. | |
| BobIshmael | Ah. | |
| BobIshmael | Well... I'll bring... | |
| BobIshmael | A... | |
| BobIshmael | Microcassete recorder.. | |
| DarkonZero | I want a Digital Video vid cam. | |
| BobIshmael | A camera.. | |
| BobIshmael | And.. | |
| BobIshmael | Ah. | |
| BobIshmael | I want to bring a laptop and cell phone, so we can upload pictures of the roadtrip and laugh at those who aren't going... | |
| BobIshmael | But, alas, I have no latop. | |
| BobIshmael | Or cell phone. | |
| * BobIshmael gets white-out. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm gonna try to get a laptop. | |
| BobIshmael | There. All better. | |
| DarkonZero | I have a PCS phone. | |
| BobIshmael | Ooh. Neato. | |
| BobIshmael | I have... uh.... BroadPoint... And a redbox. | |
| BobIshmael | Not much, I know. But hey, I like 'em. | |
| DarkonZero | Roaming is free....but it's gonna cost me alot to use it. | |
| BobIshmael | How much? | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot. | |
| BobIshmael | Hmmm... Maybe I can try to hook a modem up to a payphone. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll just use the hotel's phone lines. | |
| BobIshmael | I mean on the way there. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
| DarkonZero | Hotels...motels..... | |
| BobIshmael | That's if we stop at one. | |
| DarkonZero | True.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'll find out about my phone. | |
| DarkonZero | Th costs..... | |
| DarkonZero | My little brother knows about it. | |
| BobIshmael | But, I'm a self-proclaimed phreaker/poseur, so I can give a shot at hooking up a modem to a payphone. | |
| DarkonZero | Since he is the one that bought me the phine. | |
| DarkonZero | phine to phone. | |
| * BobIshmael yawns. | ||
| * DarkonZero goes to check on laptop prices..... | ||
| BobIshmael | Damn, nine freaking months. | |
| DarkonZero | I might get a laptop from Gateway. | |
| * BobIshmael aways. | ||
| * BobIshmael backs. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey.... | |
| DarkonZero | Now I'm look at Dell..... | |
| BobIshmael | Uh... Neat? | |
| BobIshmael | Should I get something to eat before I sleep? | |
| BobIshmael | I can't decide. | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno. | |
| BobIshmael | You're a big help. | |
| DarkonZero | I know.....thanks. | |
| BobIshmael | Did Ozzy or Black Sabbath do "Paranoid?" | |
| DarkonZero | Black Sabbath. | |
| BobIshmael | Thankee, | |
| BobIshmael | Thankee. | |
| DarkonZero | I think.... | |
| DarkonZero | I not too sure.... | |
| DarkonZero | But stick with Balck Sabbath. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, doesn't really matter. | |
| DarkonZero | MAN...DELL's LAPTOP'S ARE EXPENSIVE! | |
| BobIshmael | Read my article? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...not yet. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm getting a Gateway laptop. | |
| BobIshmael | Fine! See if I care! Boo and to the hoo. | |
| DarkonZero | Thy're cheaper. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, my aunt has one. | |
| BobIshmael | Seem nice enough. | |
| DarkonZero | DELL SUCKS! | |
| BobIshmael | How about "Crazy Train?" Sabbath or Ozzy? | |
| * BobIshmael is going to get a bowl of cereal, listen to a few more songs, and then sleep. | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob.... | |
| DarkonZero | Good Article. | |
| DarkonZero | And why did I capitalize both words? | |
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| Darkon0 | DAMMIT! | |
| * BobIshmael backs. | ||
| BobIshmael | Mmmm.. Cereal. | |
| BobIshmael | And thanks. | |
| Darkon0 | You did make a good point..... | |
| Darkon0 | Most won't agree..... | |
| Darkon0 | Or some.... | |
| BobIshmael | Nope, but that's sort of the point. | |
| Darkon0 | Everwhat. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm looking forward to all the flames. | |
| Darkon0 | I do agree to a point. | |
| Darkon0 | But I lost it.... | |
| BobIshmael | Well, I didn't double check anything in that. | |
| Darkon0 | Damned netsplit. | |
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| BobIshmael | Anon threatened to hang me if I don't send him a column. | |
| Darkon0 | Well you did.... | |
| Darkon0 | You delivered. | |
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| *** Darkon0 is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| BobIshmael | That'll learn 'im! | |
| DarkonZero | Well....a uprising against you is coming. | |
| DarkonZero | I can feel it. | |
| BobIshmael | In ATTMTN or just in general? | |
| DarkonZero | In general. | |
| BobIshmael | I wouldn't be surprised. | |
| BobIshmael | That means Cam'll be going down, too. He usually sides with me. | |
| BobIshmael | So he'll have to go, as well. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll go down sorta. | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno.... | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm almost down with my cereal.. | |
| BobIshmael | When's this uprising supposed to happen? | |
| DarkonZero | When the article is read. | |
| BobIshmael | Only a small majority of MSTies know me. And De pretty much agreed on my point. | |
| DarkonZero | We really didn't want it to be popular. | |
| BobIshmael | She didn't want it cancelled, but she didn't want it mainstream either. | |
| DarkonZero | I felt the same way. | |
| BobIshmael | I think we all did. | |
| DarkonZero | I still do. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh....I can't wait for CG's opinion. | |
| * BobIshmael listens to Stairway to Heaven. | ||
| DarkonZero | You think CG will go over the edge? | |
| BobIshmael | You mean, moreso? | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno..... | |
| DarkonZero | Like about the othe stuff..... | |
| BobIshmael | The end of the world? My article? His death? | |
| DarkonZero | The article. | |
| DarkonZero | Mostly. | |
| DarkonZero | Will he go off like the other discussions? | |
| BobIshmael | Ah... Naw, once you've over the edge, you can't go anymore. | |
| BobIshmael | Perhaps. | |
| DarkonZero | That's our CG. | |
| BobIshmael | There's no telling with him. | |
| BobIshmael | And that's what makes him fun. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll send you the log of the night of the Canadian discussion. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll do it later. | |
| BobIshmael | Awww. | |
| BobIshmael | Prolly for the best. | |
| DarkonZero | I got to find it. | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot what day...... | |
| BobIshmael | I'll be sleeping within 15 minutes. | |
| DarkonZero | Er...night. | |
| DarkonZero | Man...I got to leave for work in 3 hours. | |
| BobIshmael | Ouch. | |
| BobIshmael | I don't have to get up 'til 11. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm not bragging or anything. | |
| DarkonZero | I have to be at work by 10.....but my ride leaves at 8. | |
| BobIshmael | Just saying if you need to go to sleep, don't stay on my account. | |
| BobIshmael | 'cause I'll be leaving shortly. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm fine... | |
| DarkonZero | Once I'm awake...I stay awake. | |
| DarkonZero | Though I do go insane later. | |
| DarkonZero | And people find me to be funny. | |
| BobIshmael | Unlike me, whereas when I stay up, I'm really idiotic and annoying. | |
| BobIshmael | Actually, that's when I'm trying to get to sleep. | |
| BobIshmael | After the 24 hour mark, I suppose anyone is amusing. | |
| DarkonZero | When you don't sleep....your subconsciousness opens........and that's when you go insane. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, I think I already am insane. | |
| DarkonZero | As am I..... | |
| BobIshmael | I don't become addicted to normally addicting things... | |
| BobIshmael | And...um.. | |
| BobIshmael | I had other reason here, but I lost 'em. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| BobIshmael | PLURAL | |
| BobIshmael | ! | |
| BobIshmael | ! | |
| BobIshmael | GRUMBLE! | |
| BobIshmael | Coffee has an opposite effect on me... | |
| BobIshmael | I think people can read my mind and are talking about me behind my back. | |
| DarkonZero | Apple juice makes me urinate alot. | |
| BobIshmael | Wait... Nevermind. | |
| DarkonZero | Why did I say that!?!?! | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| BobIshmael | Was that SNL's Andy Dick? | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno..... | |
| BobIshmael | The impersonation, I mean. | |
| DarkonZero | Nope. | |
| DarkonZero | I think.... | |
| BobIshmael | Doesn't matter, SNL sucks. | |
| DarkonZero | You think Loc is going to show up? | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah. | |
| DarkonZero | Let us wait. | |
| BobIshmael | Pardon? | |
| DarkonZero | For Loc.... | |
| DarkonZero | Er.....no? | |
| BobIshmael | *whine* But I need sleep. | |
| BobIshmael | Why? | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno....nevermind | |
| DarkonZero | i forgot. | |
| BobIshmael | YOU DID NOT! | |
| DarkonZero | I did too.... | |
| BobIshmael | Fine, sure. | |
| DarkonZero | I want to see how many times Loc plays a singular damned sound. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, anything else you wish to say before I leaveth? | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Nothing atall? | |
| DarkonZero | Cause the last time you me and Loc were here......all he did was play that damned pet.wav | |
| DarkonZero | I got annoyed. | |
| BobIshmael | I could imagine. | |
| BobIshmael | Anything else? | |
| DarkonZero | That's why I wa sorta mean to him. | |
| * BobIshmael slowly walk toward the door. | ||
| BobIshmael | walks. | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Bob! | |
| DarkonZero | later.... | |
| BobIshmael | Almost gone. | |
| DarkonZero | I ned sleep. | |
| * BobIshmael puts one foot out the door. | ||
| DarkonZero | need | |
| * BobIshmael quickly runs away. | ||
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has quit IRC (Throughout this handbook, the term 'thumb print' will be used to mean a thumb print or finger print, if you have no thumbs.) | ||
| * DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
| Session Close: Thu Oct 14 04:51:06 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Thu Oct 14 17:23:16 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Come back Boo-Boo Kitty! All is forgiven!' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Thu Oct 14 17:17:04 | ||
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| TheCambot | DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | That's me! | |
| Cal | hey DZ | |
| Cal | The Littlest Pimp: The new show from Disney | |
| DarkonZero | Disney's "Whores on ICE!" | |
| Cal | LOL!!! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'booboo.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Timmyling | DZ. | |
| Cal | Prostitute Pam: The New Broadway Musical | |
| DarkonZero | Ling..... | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Floaty"4,1 | ||
| DarkonZero | A Ling song | |
| Cal | A Bronx Cheer, Starring Robert De Niro | |
| Locdog07 | You like that wav, 'ling? | |
| [Cal SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero stops listening to the MP3. | ||
| Timmyling | RGH. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'booboo.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Timmyling | I like, Loc. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of They Might Be Giants' : "Shoehorn With Teeth" | ||
| Timmyling | RGH to DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | RGH? | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of They Might Be Giants' : "For Science" | ||
| DarkonZero | LING!?!?! | |
| DarkonZero | RGH!?!!?! | |
| DarkonZero | AGH!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| * DarkonZero goes to play the song that makes him throw Ling. | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Nine Inch Nails' : "Pilgrimage" | ||
| * DarkonZero goes to find Ling..... | ||
| * DarkonZero finds Ling.... | ||
| * DarkonZero picks up Ling..... | ||
| * DarkonZero throws Ling. | ||
| * Locdog07 throws up | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm not cleaning that up..... | |
| DarkonZero | Your mess.....you clean. | |
| * Timmyling hides behind the conveniently placed rhino again. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ling.....what is RGH? | |
| * Cal listens to an MP3 of William Shatner's : "Mr. Tambourine Man" | ||
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOOO! | |
| * Cal belly dances | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Nine Inch Nails' : "Underneath It All" | ||
| TheCambot | Hey, where is the Lord's Prayer located? | |
| DarkonZero | The Book Of Bob...... | |
| * Cal listens to an MP3 of William Shatner's : "Revolution" | ||
| Cal | You...say....you...want...a...rev..o...lu...tion...yeah... | |
| DarkonZero | LOL | |
| TheCambot | Heh. | |
| Cal | ahhhhh | |
| DarkonZero | Cal....I'll record that....later. | |
| TheCambot | HEY! I asked where the Lord's Prayer is located! Someone must know! | |
| DarkonZero | The Book Of Bob...... | |
| Sentroid91 | ayone else watching "Touched By An Ishmael" now? It's a really good show. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Nine Inch Nails' : "We're In This Together" | ||
| Sentroid91 | +n | |
| *** Bozarth is on IRC | ||
| *** Bozarth has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Cal | Two Thongs don't make a tight... | |
| Cal | howdy | |
| DarkonZero | Touched By An Ishmael is illegal in all 50 states. | |
| Cal | Can I ask you somethong? | |
| Bozarth | oh god | |
| DarkonZero | Boz! | |
| Bozarth | he's watching WLiiA | |
| Bozarth | what? | |
| Locdog07 | Hi Boz | |
| Bozarth | hi | |
| Locdog07 | Seen Boo-Boo Kitty anywhere? | |
| Bozarth | no | |
| *** ChibiTrunk has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Locdog07 | Eep! | |
| Cal | Hello | |
| Locdog07 | Split! | |
| DarkonZero | Boz.....I was just saying "HI!" in my own way. | |
| Bozarth | oh | |
| ChibiTrunk | hi all | |
| Bozarth | lazy ass | |
| Sentroid91 | Touched By AN Ishmael is the best! | |
| Cal | Touched by an Asshole | |
| Sentroid91 | Sinead O'Connor has an emmy-worthy preformance | |
| Locdog07 | preformance? | |
| Locdog07 | She's great before the show? | |
| Locdog07 | But rubbish during? | |
| Sentroid91 | yup | |
| DarkonZero | Many girls were "Touched By An Ishmael" and he is now wanted for molestation. | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| ChibiTrunk | hi goku it's Trunks | |
| Sentroid91 | Sinead O'Connor wasn't, DZ. | |
| *** Timmyling has left IRC | ||
| *** Timmyling has quit IRC (Read error to Timmyling[cc552257-a.wlgrv1.pa.home.com]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| ChibiTrunk | brb | |
| Bozarth | Touched by an Ishmael...that's creepy | |
| *** ChibiTrunk has left #Deep13 | ||
| Cal | LOL!!!! | |
| Cal | <DarkonZero> Many girls were "Touched By An Ishmael" and he is now wanted for molestation. | |
| Sentroid91 | Touched by an Ishmael.... starring Sinead O'Connor, and Della Reese as Bob Ishmael. | |
| Cal | DAH! | |
| Cal | DAH! | |
| Cal | DAH! | |
| Cal | DAH! | |
| Cal | DAH! | |
| * Cal dies | ||
| *** Sentroid91 changes topic to ' <DarkonZero> Many girls were "Touched By An Ishmael" and he is now wanted for molestation.' | ||
| Bozarth | Cal's singing a Trio song | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to 'Boo-Boo! Boo-Boo Kitty!!!#' | ||
| DarkonZero | Boz.....he said to many "DAH"'s. | |
| DarkonZero | to to too | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to 'What a fine cat she would be...Boo-Boo Kitty' | ||
| *** Sentroid91 changes topic to 'What a fine cat she would be...Boo-Boo Kitty <DarkonZero> Many girls were "Touched By An Ishmael" and he is now wanted for molestation.' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * Cal goes deep...deep...down | ||
| Sentroid91 | BTW: Did you guys see the ep where Bob and Sinead O'Connor saved that guy from Satan? | |
| DarkonZero | Sent.....change the last word to "sexual harassment". | |
| Cal | yeah | |
| Cal | hehehehe | |
| *** Sentroid91 changes topic to 'What a fine cat she would be...Boo-Boo Kitty <DarkonZero> Many girls were "Touched By An Ishmael" and he is now wanted for sexual harassment.' | ||
| DarkonZero | Molestation was sorta harsh. | |
| Cal | Della Reese as Ishmo | |
| Sentroid91 | not really | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...put it back. | |
| *** Sentroid91 changes topic to 'What a fine cat she would be...Boo-Boo Kitty <DarkonZero> Many girls were "Touched By An Ishmael" and he is now wanted for molestation.' | ||
| Cal | Larry, Curley, and Ishmael | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe. | |
| Cal | nuyk | |
| Cal | nuyk | |
| Cal | nuyk | |
| Bozarth | nyuk | |
| Cal | BOING! | |
| * Locdog07 points at Boz | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'sg.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Bozarth | you spelled "noiyk" | |
| DarkonZero | <Ishmael> SHADDUP CAKNUCKLEHEADS! | |
| Bozarth | What? | |
| *** ThejasoN has joined #deep13 | ||
| Locdog07 | Hey jas | |
| DarkonZero | N! | |
| * ThejasoN jasons in | ||
| ThejasoN | hi kids | |
| * Cal crowes the lamp | ||
| TheCambot | Get that "The" out of your name. | |
| ThejasoN | lol | |
| ThejasoN | NO! | |
| ThejasoN | i like my The | |
| *** Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as TheSentroi | ||
| *** TheSentroi is now known as ZeSentroid | ||
| TheCambot | Ha! | |
| TheCambot | Oh. Darn. You covered up well. | |
| * DarkonZero zeros.......out his bank account. | ||
| * ZeSentroid goes back to watching Touched by an Ishmael | ||
| * Cal boings and bounces the local monkey | ||
| Goku | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...time to mess with Cam. | |
| TheCambot | Hey! It is not! | |
| ThejasoN | ick | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as TheDarkon | ||
| TheCambot | According to my watch, we've got five minutes left before time to mess with me! | |
| *** ZeSentroid is now known as TheSent | ||
| TheDarkon | Sent.... | |
| TheDarkon | Use TheSentro | |
| TheSent | Darkon.... | |
| ThejasoN | come on cal...goku...boz | |
| *** TheSent is now known as TheSento | ||
| TheDarkon | D'OH! | |
| TheSento | gah! | |
| Goku | Are you copying TheDave? | |
| *** TheSento is now known as TheSentro | ||
| TheSentro | no, we're copying TheIshmael | |
| TheDarkon | When Bob comes in....I'm BobDarkon | |
| Bozarth | GARGH | |
| TheSentro | When Bob comes in.... I won't be Touched by an Ishmael | |
| TheCambot | Stop talking about Bob. It's stupid to make fun of people behind their backs when you'll soon be able to make fun of them to their fronts. | |
| * ThejasoN pretends to be asleep | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'sg.wav' | ||
| [Bozarth SOUND] | ||
| TheSentro | You would be the expert on that, right Cam? | |
| TheCambot | What? | |
| TheDarkon | Wait.... | |
| *** TheDarkon is now known as TheKatie | ||
| TheSentro | hehee | |
| Locdog07 | eep | |
| TheCambot | Alright, you sick bastard. | |
| * TheCambot rolls up sleeves. | ||
| TheKatie | MWAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| *** TheSentro is now known as TheDanny | ||
| *** TheCambot was kicked by Locdog07 (Nude arms!) | ||
| TheDanny | haha! | |
| *** TheCambot has joined #Deep13 | ||
| TheCambot | Nude arms? Whaaa? | |
| Locdog07 | * TheCambot rolls up sleeves. | |
| TheCambot | Ohhh. | |
| ThejasoN | i get it! | |
| ThejasoN | ha | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** TheKatie is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'dannyboy.wav' | ||
| [TheDanny SOUND] | ||
| Goku | whoa thats a big banned list | |
| *** Sentroid91 is on IRC | ||
| *** TheDanny is now known as Sentroid91 | ||
| DarkonZero | Cam....I was just messing with ya. | |
| TheCambot | Nawwww, I thought you were serious. | |
| DarkonZero | Lighten up. | |
| DarkonZero | Quit being an Al Gore. | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | 9pn | |
| * Locdog07 had better go | ||
| Sentroid91 | m | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Loc. | |
| Locdog07 | Boo-Boo!!! Boo-Boo Kitty!!! | |
| Goku | bye bye | |
| *** Locdog07 has left #Deep13 | ||
| *** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
| Cal | heres a love poem i wrote.... | |
| Cal | Roses are bright, red-crimson, | |
| Cal | I have lots of love and then some. | |
| Cal | An arrow gored my heart, | |
| Cal | And my love was carried in a cart. | |
| Cal | My heart slowly weeps | |
| Cal | Though beauty's only skin deep. | |
| Cal | For her, my love is forsaken, | |
| Cal | Unfortunately, she was taken. | |
| Sentroid91 | quick. give it to Cam, Cal. | |
| DarkonZero | That was beautiful. | |
| DarkonZero | *sniff* | |
| Cal | thaank you *sniff* | |
| Cal | mwa ha ha ha | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...time to mess with Boz. | |
| * TheCambot glares. | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as Bozarth1 | ||
| *** Bozarth1 is now known as Bozarth0 | ||
| Cal | Cam's response to the poem: <TheCambot> Yes? | |
| Bozarth0 | ONCE IN AAAAAA LUFE TIME! | |
| Bozarth | Hey | |
| Bozarth0 | Kidding.... | |
| Bozarth | you're me | |
| Cal | \\///\\\///\/\/\/\/\/\/ | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** Bozarth0 is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | I like me! | |
| Cal | 1234567891012131415 | |
| Cal | 1,12,23,34,45,56,67,78,89,910,1012,1213,1314,1415,15 | |
| *** Bozarth has left IRC | ||
| *** Bozarth is now known as Darkon0 | ||
| Cal | 1,12,23,34,45,56,67,78,89,910,1012,1213,1314,1415,15h | |
| Darkon0 | Lame | |
| Darkon0 | lame | |
| Darkon0 | lame | |
| Darkon0 | 7 | |
| Darkon0 | 7 | |
| Darkon0 | 7 | |
| *** Darkon0 is now known as TheBozarth | ||
| Cal | 1,1 2,2 3,3 4,4 5,5 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal | 1,1 2,2 3,3 4,4 5,5 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal | 1,1 2,2 3,3 4,4 5,5 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal | 1,1 2,2 3,3 4,4 5,5 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal | 1,1 2,2 3,3 4,4 5,5 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Cal | 1,1 2,2 3,3 4,4 5,5 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| Goku | pwert | |
| *** Cal has left IRC | ||
| *** Bozarth is on IRC | ||
| *** Cal is now known as Bozarth | ||
| TheBozarth | Agh | |
| Bozarth | mwa a ha ha | |
| Sentroid91 | q-bert? | |
| Bozarth | 1,1 2,2 3,3 4,4 5,5 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 12,12 13,13 14,14 15,15 | |
| DarkonZero | Q-BERT! | |
| Bozarth | DILBERT1 | |
| DarkonZero | EVIL DEAD IS BEING MADE INTO A VIDEO GAME! | |
| TheBozarth | what are you talking about, me? | |
| TheCambot | It is?! | |
| DarkonZero | YUP! | |
| TheCambot | Wow... | |
| TheCambot | What system? | |
| DarkonZero | Playstation. | |
| DarkonZero | And PC. | |
| Sentroid91 | probably play... yup | |
| DarkonZero | One of my fave trilogies is being mde into a game. | |
| * DarkonZero rejoices..... | ||
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| * ThejasoN rejoices..... | ||
| ThejasoN | YAY! | |
| TheBozarth | Let's do Bozarth nicknames instead of Cam nick names | |
| DarkonZero | Man I felt dumb last night when I was playing Metal Gear Solid. | |
| TheCambot | Let's. | |
| *** Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as Boztroid91 | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DarkonBoz | ||
| *** Bozarth has left IRC | ||
| *** Bozarth is now known as TheCalvin | ||
| *** bozartH is on IRC | ||
| *** ThejasoN is now known as bozartH | ||
| TheBozarth | wow | |
| DarkonBoz | Ok...my nick now.... | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DarkonBoz is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| *** TheBozarth is now known as DarkonBozo | ||
| *** bozartH has left IRC | ||
| *** bozartH is now known as DarkonjasO | ||
| DarkonZero | Man.....what's wrong with us? | |
| DarkonjasO | we're bored? | |
| DarkonBozo | One word | |
| DarkonBozo | Boredom | |
| TheCalvin | I'll BRB | |
| DarkonZero | Dammit..... | |
| *** TheCalvin is now known as MarsTheAss | ||
| *** DarkonjasO is now known as jasoNic | ||
| *** Boztroid91 is now known as Marz | ||
| jasoNic | bbl | |
| *** jasoNic has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarkonZero | WELL! | |
| DarkonZero | ASS KICKIN' TIME! | |
| * DarkonZero kicks DarkonBozo | ||
| Marz | I can talk again! | |
| Marz | After 30 years | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe..... | |
| Marz | heh | |
| *** Sentroid91 is on IRC | ||
| *** Marz is now known as Sentroid91 | ||
| * DarkonZero has a music instrument shop down the street from his house called Mars...... | ||
| *** MarsTheAss is now known as Spanky | ||
| Sentroid91 | *** Now talking in #30waqas | |
| Sentroid91 | *** Topic is 'WELCOME TO #30WAQAS (PLEASE AVOID FROM INVITEING)SEE YOU ENJOY HERE BYE' | |
| Sentroid91 | *** Set by Blue_Boy on Wed Oct 13 08:50:06 | |
| Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> hmm | |
| Sentroid91 | Blue_Boy.... that's omega's downloaded bot | |
| *** Bozarth is on IRC | ||
| *** DarkonBozo is now known as Bozarth | ||
| *** Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as Alfalfa | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is on IRC | ||
| *** Alfalfa is now known as Sentroid91 | ||
| Sentroid91 | Sentroid91 was Someguy@cc434209-a.avnl1.nj.home.com * Vijay... from Bombay. | |
| DarkonZero | You're from Bombay? | |
| DarkonZero | WOW....... | |
| TheCambot | Oh. There's a window over here. | |
| Bozarth | huh? | |
| TheCambot | mIRC. | |
| TheCambot | Forgot it was here. | |
| Bozarth | oh | |
| DarkonZero | Cam....you wouldn't know your ass from a mIRC window. | |
| TheCambot | I would so. | |
| Bozarth | whoa | |
| DarkonZero | Ok......here's a picture of your ass and a picture of a mIRC window.....which is which? | |
| Bozarth | lordy | |
| TheCambot | Um...er...they both look like inkblots. | |
| Spanky | back | |
| Spanky | I'm Spanky! | |
| TheCambot | "And I said it looked like a inkblot." --Flowers For Algernon | |
| DarkonZero | Put your glasses on. | |
| TheCambot | I don't have any. | |
| Sentroid91 | "Hey Juke! You got pretty lights, and you make funny noises!" --Charly | |
| Sentroid91 | "Uh.... you've got brown eyes." --The Gunslinger | |
| Spanky | "I did it!" | |
| TheCambot | "Oh." --Various sources | |
| Sentroid91 | "Ah." --Some Guy | |
| Spanky | Charly was a weird movie... | |
| Sentroid91 | sure was | |
| *** Cal is on IRC | ||
| *** Spanky is now known as Cal | ||
| TheCambot | The book was better. | |
| Sentroid91 | Crazy drunk guys in the bar make him talk to the JukeBox | |
| Sentroid91 | "Talk to da juke, Charly!" | |
| Sentroid91 | "Hey Juke! You got pretty lights, and you make funny noises!" | |
| TheCambot | Yeah, you've said that. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm gonna be doing something for a bit. | |
| TheCambot | Sure you are. | |
| * DarkonZero is busy, he lookin' for Metal Gear Solid strats..... . | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZisBusy | ||
| *** Timmyling is on IRC | ||
| *** Timmyling has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Cal | "The mouse...i beat...and he was slow...and i.......I DID IT!!"-Charly | |
| Timmyling | Hi again. | |
| TheCambot | Heh. | |
| *** Cal has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal is now known as Charly | ||
| DZisBusy | I'm done with what I was doing. So...hence, I'm back! | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DZisBusy is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| Sentroid91 | WB, Un-Java Mon | |
| Goku | Charly in the tree~ | |
| Goku | Charly in the tree~ | |
| Charly | i got to go to skool | |
| DarkonZero | I'll BBL..... | |
| DarkonZero | Later.... | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Thu Oct 14 18:25:45 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Thu Oct 14 18:46:55 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'What a fine cat she would be...Boo-Boo Kitty <DarkonZero> Many girls were "Touched By An Ishmael" and he is now wanted for molestation.' | ||
| *** Set by Sentroid91 on Thu Oct 14 16:29:50 | ||
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| MrNelson | heheh | |
| Cal-Crowe | i got to go | |
| Cal-Crowe | bye | |
| *** Cal-Crowe has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (See ya!) | ||
| DarkonZero | Well......if it ain't.....uh.....nevermind. | |
| Sentroid91 | <BobIshmael> Do it for the children! | |
| MrNelson | Uh... um... | |
| DarkonZero | Come on MAN! | |
| Timmyling | <Timmyling>Your vapid use of "keybonics" (If one can put such a literal term on an inferior typing class...) is | |
| Timmyling | annoying, but we beg you to return. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| Timmyling | This is going nowhere. He's not responding. | |
| MrNelson | =( | |
| MrNelson | Need help? | |
| Sentroid91 | "NEED HELP! PLEASE CALL POLICE! | |
| Sentroid91 | " | |
| Timmyling | Yayy! He's coming back! | |
| DarkonZero | Who are you talking about? | |
| Timmyling | Dude! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh yay. | |
| MrNelson | Yeah! | |
| Timmyling | <dude> ok | |
| Timmyling | <Timmyling> Thanks. | |
| Timmyling | <Timmyling> It means a lot to us. | |
| Timmyling | <Timmyling> Well? | |
| Timmyling | <dude> well fuck you | |
| Timmyling | <Timmyling> Such language. | |
| DarkonZero | Awwww.....dude...why? | |
| Timmyling | *sniffle...* | |
| DarkonZero | I'll help. | |
| Timmyling | He's cruel, but only because he can't express lufe. | |
| DarkonZero | Where is he? | |
| MrNelson | Aww... =( | |
| Timmyling | #truelove and #chat. But I'm getting him through messaging. | |
| -> *dude* Awwww.......come on....er.....dude. Join us. | ||
| Timmyling | I have the feeling he's getting an IRCop on me by now. | |
| MrNelson | lol | |
| DarkonZero | <dude> no fuck you very much | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> Come on.........man.....you're the dude........you have to join us. | |
| Timmyling | <Timmyling> Are you coming back to your loved ones or not? | |
| Timmyling | <Timmyling> Please? | |
| Timmyling | <Timmyling> DarkonZero's right. You must come back. After all, you're DUDE! | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> Fine dude....you are not a cool dude after all..... | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> But we forgive you dude. | |
| MrNelson | lol | |
| DarkonZero | Check out his IP. | |
| DarkonZero | dude is kindbud@ldsl94.dnvr.uswest.net * DUDE IS no AN IRC Operator | |
| DarkonZero | Kind bud? | |
| DarkonZero | Suuuuuure. | |
| Timmyling | Maybe a kind OF bud. | |
| Timmyling | Like Bud Lite. | |
| DarkonZero | Or somokin' bud. | |
| DarkonZero | smokin even | |
| Sentroid91 | heh. he's gone? | |
| Timmyling | Yeah... | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> You're a kind bud man.......come on.....come back. | |
| Timmyling | dude is no more. | |
| Timmyling | DZ, dude is no more. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
| Timmyling | Heheh...you've been talking to no one for the past 3 minutes. | |
| DarkonZero | maybe nexyt time...... | |
| DarkonZero | He was such a kind bud..... | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | <dude> no fuck you very much | |
| * BobIshmael looks ar MrN. | ||
| DarkonZero | See..... | |
| BobIshmael | Who the hell is that> | |
| Timmyling | Bob! We almost got dude to come bacl. | |
| BobIshmael | Who the hell is that? | |
| DarkonZero | BOB! | |
| * MrNelson looks at Bob. | ||
| Timmyling | -l +k. | |
| BobIshmael | Meaning, MrN and dude. | |
| * BobIshmael notices the topic. | ||
| DarkonZero | dude was a kind bud man. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, who told you about that?! | |
| DarkonZero | I knew Bob. | |
| Timmyling | Me. | |
| * MrNelson notices Bob noticing the topic. | ||
| * BobIshmael doesn't notice anything. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| DarkonZero | Now with the greetings. | |
| DarkonZero | BOB! | |
| BobIshmael | DZ! | |
| BobIshmael | 'ling! | |
| BobIshmael | Cam! | |
| DarkonZero | There we go. | |
| BobIshmael | Haiku! | |
| BobIshmael | Sent! | |
| BobIshmael | MrN! | |
| BobIshmael | Bob! | |
| Sentroid91 | What?! | |
| DarkonZero | You forgot Boz..... | |
| MrNelson | People! | |
| BobIshmael | No, I didn't. | |
| BobIshmael | You just missed it. | |
| Bozarth | yeah you did | |
| BobIshmael | No, I didn't. | |
| DarkonZero | You hurt Boz's feelings. | |
| BobIshmael | Sure did. | |
| DarkonZero | Apologize.... | |
| BobIshmael | Siiiiiiigh. | |
| Bozarth | yeah | |
| BobIshmael | I'm sorry that you're such a wuss, Boz. | |
| Bozarth | I'm sad and stuff | |
| TheCambot | Oh. Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | There. | |
| Bozarth | apology accepted | |
| DarkonZero | Oh yeah.... | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as BobDarkon | ||
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael is now known as IshmaelZer | ||
| *** IshmaelZer is now known as Ishmael0 | ||
| *** Timmyling has left IRC | ||
| *** Timmyling is now known as Announcer | ||
| Announcer | Yeah. | |
| TheCambot | I'm partial to IshmaelZer. | |
| *** Timmyling is on IRC | ||
| *** Announcer is now known as Timmyling | ||
| *** TheCambot has left IRC | ||
| *** TheCambot is now known as IshmaelZer | ||
| *** Ishmael0 is now known as BigMe | ||
| BobDarkon | Ling.....that's Pronouncer. | |
| BigMe | Whee! | |
| *** MrNelson is now known as Mrdude | ||
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** BigMe is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| BobDarkon | DUDE! | |
| BobIshmael | I'm better now. | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** BobDarkon is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | I feel weird.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'll never feel the same again. | |
| DarkonZero | I BLAME YOU BOB! | |
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has quit IRC (Read error to BobIshmael[dialup-209.245.36.98.SanDiego1.Level3.net]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| DarkonZero | Whoa! | |
| Timmyling | Hahah. | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| Timmyling | Let us all now laugh at Bob's peer. | |
| *** BZarth has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Timmyling | D'oh. | |
| BobIshmael | Me get nukes. | |
| Timmyling | Maybe from dude. | |
| * BobIshmael checks his NN logs. | ||
| DarkonZero | By who? | |
| Mrdude | Dude. | |
| *** Bozarth has left IRC | ||
| *** Bozarth has quit IRC (Read error to Bozarth[qb2-36.adams.net]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| BobIshmael | Hmm.. Maybe it isn't a nuke. | |
| DarkonZero | Let us laugh! | |
| BobIshmael | "nuke from: relaycheck.starlink.org (212.247.2.98) on 1080 (tcp)" | |
| *** Bozarth is on IRC | ||
| *** BZarth is now known as Bozarth | ||
| Timmyling | Oh, by the way, Bob. I posted at ATTMTN. I'm a cold-blooded criminal. | |
| BobIshmael | Welcome to the club! | |
| * Timmyling wants a ticker-tape parade in his honor. | ||
| *** TheCambot is on IRC | ||
| *** IshmaelZer is now known as TheCambot | ||
| BobIshmael | That's DZ's department. | |
| Mrdude | Yep. | |
| TheCambot | Bob, Katie might be going to the con. | |
| *** Mrdude is now known as MrNelson | ||
| MrNelson | I feel so... cool. | |
| Timmyling | DZ, I want a ticker-tape parade for joining ATTMTN. | |
| TheCambot | I thought she wasn't a MSTie, but she is, and she's most likely going. | |
| BobIshmael | BRB | |
| * DarkonZero throws Ling a confetti party. | ||
| Timmyling | Right, bob. I bet she doesn't even know what Manos is. | |
| Timmyling | Sigh...it's just not the same. | |
| TheCambot | I think ya meant me. | |
| * DarkonZero throws confetti at Ling. | ||
| DarkonZero | Yay? | |
| Timmyling | And it's a party, not a parade. | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| BobIshmael | You mean, "Right, Cam." | |
| TheCambot | He does, | |
| Timmyling | Dang. | |
| BobIshmael | Right, bob? | |
| Timmyling | Right. | |
| Timmyling | Whatever. You two are basically the same. | |
| TheCambot | Hey! | |
| Timmyling | Only Cam's more offensive. | |
| TheCambot | <Bob> Hey! | |
| BobIshmael | No, we're not. I don't have any imaginary girlfriends. | |
| BobIshmael | Score one for Bob! | |
| BobIshmael | WHOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| DarkonZero | OUCH! | |
| BobIshmael | I burned him good! | |
| TheCambot | AHem. | |
| BobIshmael | HIgh five! | |
| * Timmyling snickers. | ||
| BobIshmael | High five? | |
| MrNelson | lol | |
| TheCambot | Well, I have enough time to not beg people to call my voice mail. Wait...no. Scratch that. | |
| * MrNelson watches Cam "High 1" him. | ||
| BobIshmael | Him? Meaning, you, Cam, or me? | |
| MrNelson | You. | |
| BobIshmael | Why are you speaking for Cam? | |
| * Timmyling ponders finding the lyrics to Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds and sing it to a voicemail to make Cam feel inferior. | ||
| * MrNelson shruge. | ||
| BobIshmael | You leave for months and then come back and try to act like everything's hunk-dory! | |
| MrNelson | Er, shrugs, even. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, it's not hunky-dory! | |
| MrNelson | I didn't leave for months!!! | |
| BobIshmael | Now you're lying to us! | |
| Timmyling | Yeah, he came back once last month. | |
| BobIshmael | We hate you forever! | |
| MrNelson | Yeah! See? | |
| MrNelson | HEY! | |
| *** Mars changes topic to 'MrN is a complusive liar and "<DarkonZero> Many girls were "Touched By An Ishmael" and he is now wanted for molestation." ' | ||
| MrNelson | YEAH!!! | |
| DarkonZero | YAY!!!!!!!!! | |
| BobIshmael | So you admit that I'm right! | |
| BobIshmael | HA! | |
| MrNelson | Not really, but I enjoy irritating you, Bob. | |
| TheCambot | Bob, I researched Terry Practhett! | |
| TheCambot | He's actually really cool! | |
| BobIshmael | But you're not irritating me if you're agreeing with me... | |
| BobIshmael | I know, Cam. | |
| * MrNelson whacks Bob with a 100-foot long, theislexic (sp) trout. | ||
| BobIshmael | I read three of his novels. | |
| TheCambot | Well...damn. | |
| TheCambot | I'm always too late. | |
| BobIshmael | Indeed. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm always a moron. | |
| TheCambot | Do you know what Cripple Mr. Onion is yet? | |
| * BobIshmael wonders how long it'll take for StarLink to complain about that topic. | ||
| MrNelson | I dunno. | |
| BobIshmael | Not a clue. | |
| Goku | Hehe | |
| DarkonZero | I wonder if I'm gonna be banned. | |
| MrNelson | Never heard of it. | |
| TheCambot | It's the game they're playing live at the con. | |
| BobIshmael | He has somthing like 20 books, I only read three. | |
| BobIshmael | Nelson, shut up! | |
| TheCambot | Cripple Mr. Onion apparently pops up in a lot of them. | |
| TheCambot | It sounds interesting. | |
| DarkonZero | And you cripple him. | |
| MrNelson | Hrm? | |
| BobIshmael | Well, not in the three I read. | |
| Timmyling | Wow...the Mike and Ikes box that I talked about in my first ATTMTN post has imprints of the Mikes and Ikes on it! | |
| *** MSTAnon is on IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon has joined #deep13 | ||
| * Timmyling stares in wonder. | ||
| Timmyling | Hi Anon. | |
| DarkonZero | What about Maim Mr. Carrot? | |
| MSTAnon | YES! FACE/OFF 2: ELECTRIC BUGALOO! | |
| BobIshmael | Uh... | |
| BobIshmael | Huh. | |
| Bozarth | yeah | |
| TheCambot | Cripple Mr. Onion rolls off the tongue better. | |
| MrNelson | Uh... | |
| BobIshmael | There is a Carrot in one of the books. | |
| TheCambot | Huh. | |
| BobIshmael | He's a tall, redheaded guy who lives in Ankh-Morpork. | |
| TheCambot | Carrots are proper nouns now? | |
| TheCambot | Uh...oh. | |
| TheCambot | Well paint me stupid. | |
| BobIshmael | I would, but I need to let the first coat dry. | |
| BobIshmael | WHOOOOOOOO! | |
| BobIshmael | BURNED HIM GOOD! | |
| TheCambot | OOOOOH. | |
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| TheCambot | That was really good. | |
| Sentroid91 | heh | |
| BobIshmael | Thank you! I'll be here all night! | |
| * DarkonZero high fives Bob. | ||
| TheCambot | I can't even begin to make a comeback. | |
| TheCambot | That was awesome. | |
| * TheCambot weeps. | ||
| BobIshmael | Wasn't it, though? | |
| BobIshmael | I'm proud of that one. | |
| BobIshmael | 3.... 2... 1... | |
| BobIshmael | Hi, Anon! | |
| * MrNelson high-fives Bob too. | ||
| BobIshmael | *sip* | |
| BobIshmael | Get away from me! | |
| DarkonZero | Anoon! | |
| MrNelson | Gah! | |
| * Timmyling checks off another point for Bob. | ||
| BobIshmael | Anon, DZ said my article was terrific and that I was a literary genius. | |
| * MrNelson runs into a corner and cries. | ||
| DarkonZero | 'Tis true. | |
| BobIshmael | WHAT?! | |
| DarkonZero | I raved about it! | |
| BobIshmael | It is the end times. | |
| Sentroid91 | heh | |
| MSTAnon | Couldn't you tell I was being sarcastic, Bob? | |
| Sentroid91 | Travolta just kicked Cage's ass.... with Cage's ass. | |
| Bozarth | have to go | |
| MrNelson | lol | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Boz. | |
| BobIshmael | Yes, Anon, I could. | |
| BobIshmael | Adido, Boz. | |
| TheCambot | Huh/ | |
| MSTAnon | It's fine. It's being published tomorrow. | |
| BobIshmael | Sheesh, you could at least try to play along. | |
| * BobIshmael sniffs. | ||
| * MrNelson laughs and points at Bob. | ||
| TheCambot | Hmm. | |
| TheCambot | As long as I'm not being laughed and pointed at. | |
| * BobIshmael glares at MrN. | ||
| BobIshmael | He's a trekkie, y'know. | |
| MrNelson | ? | |
| DarkonZero | WHO IS?!?!! | |
| MrNelson | Who? | |
| TheCambot | I always suspected as much. | |
| BobIshmael | Don't deny it. | |
| MrNelson | Oh... heh. | |
| Sentroid91 | TS is a Time Trax fan. | |
| * BobIshmael points to MrN. | ||
| * MrNelson ducks behind the couch. | ||
| DarkonZero | Must.......piss......off......Trekkie! | |
| BobIshmael | SEE! HE DOESN'T EVEN DENY IT! | |
| Timmyling | I wish I knew what Time Trax was. | |
| BobIshmael | You don't remember Time Trax? | |
| DarkonZero | Wait | |
| Sentroid91 | Some old show that never amounted to anything. | |
| Timmyling | No. | |
| DarkonZero | Must.......piss......on......Trekkie! | |
| Sentroid91 | It was like a copy of Quantum Leap | |
| BobIshmael | It ran on Fox for a few seasons... | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah... | |
| BobIshmael | But with time. | |
| Timmyling | That's all I need to know. | |
| * MrNelson runs. | ||
| Sentroid91 | they have a #timetrax on this server too | |
| * Timmyling points and laughs at Mr. N. | ||
| DarkonZero | Let us mess with them? | |
| MSTAnon | Heh. Dexter's Lab is retarded. | |
| * MrNelson laughs and points at himself. | ||
| Timmyling | Let's. | |
| Timmyling | Don't say that around IMM, Anon. | |
| DarkonZero | To #timetrax! | |
| BobIshmael | CHRAGE! | |
| MrNelson | heh | |
| BobIshmael | CHAARRRREEEGERRE! | |
| Timmyling | No one in there. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | Let us go there. | |
| DarkonZero | Still. | |
| DarkonZero | And vandalize. | |
| Timmyling | I stupidly went to #timetrax! | |
| *** Bozarth has quit IRC (I can't come back! I don't know how it works! G'bye! G'bye!) | ||
| Sentroid91 | and? | |
| MrNelson | Hmm. | |
| Timmyling | Stuff. | |
| DarkonZero | Sent check it out. | |
| DarkonZero | it's funny | |
| Timmyling | We're the only ones talking, though. | |
| MrNelson | Should I come, or hide from Bob some more? | |
| DarkonZero | Do everwhat. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh well. | |
| DarkonZero | That was rude. | |
| BobIshmael | Very rude. | |
| BobIshmael | I thought they liked Time Trax. | |
| Goku | <Dalesdomai> You go, girl! | |
| Goku | <Goku> DON'T KICK ME I LUF YOU! | |
| Goku | <Dalesdomai> Can you ban them? | |
| DarkonZero | Apparently not. | |
| Timmyling | Jeez...and I wanted to log that. | |
| MrNelson | lol! | |
| DarkonZero | I did! | |
| BobIshmael | I have all mine logged. | |
| Timmyling | Cool! | |
| Timmyling | Send it right over, DZ. | |
| MrNelson | This is cool. | |
| BobIshmael | We should combine all these on a site at deep13.org | |
| BobIshmael | The Church of #Deep13. | |
| Goku | I was kicked | |
| Timmyling | Where is that, anyways? | |
| MrNelson | =) | |
| BobIshmael | On deep13.org? Nowhere. | |
| DarkonZero | Someone /msg TerBear. | |
| BobIshmael | On my site.. | |
| * BobIshmael shrugs. | ||
| DarkonZero | I will. | |
| BobIshmael | I would, but they weren't much fun. | |
| Goku | -> *TerBear* I LUF U | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| Timmyling | I would, but I already ticked off a few people tonight. | |
| MrNelson | hehe | |
| Timmyling | I fear the IRCops, stupid as they are. | |
| -> *TerBear* That was outright rude......we were just talkin' Time Trax...our fave show. | ||
| DarkonZero | -> *TerBear* That was outright rude......we were just talkin' Time Trax...our fave show. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, that was one good thing about scifi. | |
| Goku | Yup | |
| BobIshmael | The Man wasn't constantly after you. | |
| DarkonZero | True.... | |
| Goku | totally neglected by IRCops | |
| MrNelson | Yep. | |
| DarkonZero | Were there ICRops on events? | |
| MrNelson | I still go to Scifi meself, but not for #D13... | |
| DarkonZero | IRCops even. | |
| Goku | Yeah | |
| Goku | I go for #Aniem and BTL | |
| BobIshmael | I hate you both. | |
| MrNelson | I go for BTL... | |
| * BobIshmael sees Rops. | ||
| Timmyling | DZ, could you possibly send this in a file that I can use? | |
| BobIshmael | I C Rops. | |
| MrNelson | heh | |
| BobIshmael | Barley and rops. | |
| Timmyling | Like a notepad thingie? | |
| DarkonZero | Does #timetrax even have a topic? | |
| BobIshmael | No. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry Ling.... | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, he can open it in notepad. | |
| DarkonZero | Just cinvert it Ling.... | |
| Timmyling | Newbie here. | |
| DarkonZero | convert even.... | |
| BobIshmael | 'ling, just go to notepad and open the file up. | |
| Timmyling | I see. | |
| Goku | Sent, are you watching Tom Green? | |
| BobIshmael | You could also change .log to .txt | |
| * MrNelson finally got the elusive BTL op! | ||
| Goku | Hehe | |
| * BobIshmael grumbles. | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: -o MrNelson | ||
| MrNelson | =P | |
| BobIshmael | Sent! | |
| MrNelson | You suck! | |
| BobIshmael | How dare you?! | |
| Goku | Bob doesn't like BTL, and BTL doesn't like Bob | |
| BobIshmael | That was uncalled for! | |
| BobIshmael | No.. Not all of BTL. | |
| Goku | Just some of the people there | |
| MrNelson | I know, that's why I said it. =) | |
| BobIshmael | Just the idiots. | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| BobIshmael | The idiots who claim to be in law school. | |
| MrNelson | heh | |
| MrNelson | Like who? | |
| Timmyling | Gotta go. | |
| Timmyling | Bye. | |
| *** Timmyling has left IRC | ||
| *** Timmyling has quit IRC (Read error to Timmyling[cc552257-a.wlgrv1.pa.home.com]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| Goku | Who Bob? | |
| BobIshmael | I dunmember. | |
| MrNelson | lol! | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor drops into #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | OW! The floor in here is hard. | |
| Goku | Hi De | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| BobIshmael | De! | |
| DeRaptor | hallo! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| * DeRaptor blinks at the topic. | ||
| DeRaptor | ewwww.... | |
| * DeRaptor want next issue: http://www.modelersresource.com/ | ||
| MSTAnon | Hey, De. Which one am I? | |
| DeRaptor | Article on 'bot building by Gary Glover AND an article on Tom Seiler's Janus model. | |
| DeRaptor | The dumb idiot. | |
| MrNelson | De! | |
| BobIshmael | Gonna paste... | |
| BobIshmael | Thank you for your request. | |
| BobIshmael | Please allow ten days for the delivery of your TripTik. | |
| BobIshmael | Listed below is the trip itinerary you have provided to us: | |
| BobIshmael | Los Angeles, CA to Las Vegas, NV to St Louis, MO | |
| BobIshmael | :EOF | |
| BobIshmael | Though, I suppose all of you didn't need to know that... Oh well. | |
| MSTAnon | Oh, good one. | |
| MrNelson | Very nice. | |
| BobIshmael | Anon, you're generic man. | |
| MSTAnon | Uh... | |
| Goku | De, did you ever draw me, you kept asking for GOku pics | |
| MrNelson | Hrm. | |
| MSTAnon | Uh, yup. There's Goku. | |
| BobIshmael | As DeRaptor's attorney, I shall speak for her. | |
| BobIshmael | READ THE DAMN FAQ, YOU LAZY BUMS! | |
| MrNelson | lol | |
| BobIshmael | No more questions, please. | |
| DarkonZero | Thank you..... | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah. | |
| DarkonZero | SHEESH! | |
| Goku | I see me! | |
| MrNelson | I have to go... | |
| DeRaptor | um...when did I hire Bob as my attorney? Was I stoned? | |
| BobIshmael | YAY! | |
| DarkonZero | Bye MrN! | |
| * MrNelson kicks Bob and gives everybody else money. | ||
| BobIshmael | Well.. We both were.. But don't tell the judge that. | |
| TheCambot | Oh. I have an mIRC open. Greetings forgotten ones. | |
| * MSTAnon hates Scooby-Doo. | ||
| * DeRaptor shoots rubberbands at Cam. | ||
| DarkonZero | I GOT MONEY....wait....it's Monopoly money! | |
| *** MrNelson has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| * DeRaptor gives Anon a scooby doo doll. | ||
| BobIshmael | You hate Scooby-Doo?! | |
| BobIshmael | What the hell's wrong with you?! | |
| MSTAnon | Death to Scooby-Doo! | |
| BobIshmael | This coming from the same guy who didn't want to go to the con. | |
| DeRaptor | heehee. | |
| MSTAnon | Kill the dog. Spill his guts. Bash him in. | |
| * DarkonZero is kinda pissed about the whole "Scooby-Doo Project" thing. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm kinda pissed. | |
| DeRaptor | I see. | |
| DeRaptor | What about? | |
| * BobIshmael listens to Another Brick in the Wall, in symphonic form. | ||
| DarkonZero | About the whole "Scooby-Doo Project" thing. | |
| * MSTAnon is pissed about the whole "Scooby Doo 3+ hrs/day" thing. | ||
| DarkonZero | ANON! | |
| DarkonZero | THAT IS THE SCOOBY-DOO PROJECT! | |
| * MSTAnon spins Pink Floyd Meddle. | ||
| MSTAnon | Well, it's been going on ever since the Scooby-Doo Network hit the air. | |
| BobIshmael | Anon, do you have The Division Bell? | |
| MSTAnon | Not yet... | |
| BobIshmael | Drat. | |
| MSTAnon | Gotta get that, Piper at the Gates of Dawn, Ummagumma... | |
| * DarkonZero still wonders why he scanned his face........ | ||
| DarkonZero | I forgot. | |
| MSTAnon | ...and Atom Heart Mother. | |
| BobIshmael | Something just occurred to me. Other than the cricket and rugby channels, we're one of the most populated channels.. | |
| DarkonZero | Shall we go back to #timetrax? | |
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| DarkonZero | That was fun.... | |
| MSTAnon | What's that? Invade #timetrax? | |
| DarkonZero | We did. | |
| MSTAnon | Oh. | |
| BobIshmael | Yep. | |
| MSTAnon | Hmm. | |
| DarkonZero | We got kicked. | |
| DarkonZero | And banned. | |
| * MSTAnon was taking his Japanese midterm. | ||
| Goku | Was it hard? | |
| MSTAnon | You know it. I think I did better than last time, though. | |
| Sentroid91 | Invading #timetrax? | |
| Goku | I am banned :( | |
| DarkonZero | Dunno Sent. | |
| MSTAnon | Apparently, they already did. | |
| Sentroid91 | heh | |
| DarkonZero | I'm banned..... | |
| Sentroid91 | TerBear banned all of you | |
| Goku | yup | |
| DarkonZero | Yup. | |
| Goku | I LUF U | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| Sentroid91 | "I lufe you!" | |
| DarkonZero | Time to /msg TerBear again.... | |
| Sentroid91 | speaking of which... is yomega on? | |
| Goku | -> *TerBear* WHY U NO LUF ME! | |
| DeRaptor | hmmm... | |
| -> *TerBear* Hey...can we be let back in? | ||
| Goku | yomega makes little skateboards now | |
| DeRaptor | Am I banned, I wonder? | |
| Goku | Should I spoof on it? | |
| Sentroid91 | nope | |
| DeRaptor | Did you guys pull the PEZ thing? Should I do something different? | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| DarkonZero | You want the log? | |
| MSTAnon | Woo-hoo! "Better 'Bots & Satellites"! | |
| DeRaptor | Sher! | |
| Sentroid91 | me do, me do! | |
| Goku | De, have you been on TMBG Radio yet? | |
| * BobIshmael cries. | ||
| BobIshmael | You love BB&S more then you do me. | |
| MSTAnon | Calm down, Bob. | |
| MSTAnon | I said you're getting published. Above BB&S. | |
| BobIshmael | And Anon take something too seriously... again. | |
| BobIshmael | takes. | |
| DeRaptor | TMBG Radio? | |
| DeRaptor | whassat? | |
| BobIshmael | And Ku, explain to me this radio thing of yours. | |
| Goku | www.wiredplanet.com | |
| Sentroid91 | I still think Goku pirated Radio Disney | |
| BobIshmael | Explain it. | |
| Goku | download the thing | |
| BobIshmael | No. | |
| BobIshmael | You shall explain. | |
| Goku | I did! | |
| *** TraxFan1 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Goku | I picked all the songs I wanted on my station | |
| BobIshmael | No, you gave me a URL. | |
| DeRaptor | ! | |
| BobIshmael | TIME TRAX! | |
| BobIshmael | WHOOO! | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm..."Darien Lambert"? | |
| Goku | then I made comments of them | |
| Goku | And you can listen to them | |
| Goku | and view the comments | |
| Goku | randomly | |
| BobIshmael | How stupid. | |
| Sentroid91 | !spy on #timetrax | |
| TraxFan1 | 13,1Now spying on #timetrax. Type !s to say something, !m to perfom an action, !nlist to list the people in the other channel, !topic to view the topic, and !mode to view the mode. | |
| BobIshmael | I mean.. | |
| BobIshmael | Lovely. | |
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| TraxFan1 | 12From #timetrax: <Dalesdomai> So John and Bo would be half-brothers. Neat. | |
| Sentroid91 | !s hello | |
| TraxFan1 | hello 13sent to #timetrax. | |
| TraxFan1 | 12From #timetrax: <Dalesdomai> hello. | |
| Goku | www.wiredplanet.com download the thing, then goto music stations, then TMBG Radio , then download the TMBG file, then listen | |
| TraxFan1 | 12From #timetrax: <Dalesdomai> Anything on the lists, Ter? | |
| TraxFan1 | 12From #timetrax: <TerBear> Hi. | |
| TraxFan1 | 12From #timetrax: <TerBear> Nope. | |
| Sentroid91 | !s TIME TRAX RULEZ!!!!!!!! | |
| TraxFan1 | TIME TRAX RULEZ!!!!!!!! 13sent to #timetrax. | |
| BobIshmael | Good one. | |
| DeRaptor | hmmm...I think Crow is gonna have some fun with TerBer... | |
| BobIshmael | So witty. | |
| TraxFan1 | 12From #timetrax: 3*** TraxFan1 was kicked by TerBear. | |
| MSTAnon | Bob! For shame. | |
| Goku | hahaha | |
| *** Crow has joined #Deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | For shame? | |
| Crow | hmmm...uh, just a sec. | |
| *** Crow has left #Deep13 | ||
| TraxFan1 | gah! | |
| TraxFan1 | domscan time | |
| *** TraxFan1 has quit IRC (I'm gone. Happy now?!) | ||
| DeRaptor | -> *TerBear* I love you. | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| TheCambot | Huh. | |
| TheCambot | Forgot you all again. | |
| BobIshmael | ||
| BobIshmael | ||
| TheCambot | See, now that I have Katie, I can't pay as much attention to #Deep13. (puts on Prometheus16 mask.) | |
| * DeRaptor taps her fingers, waiting for stupid TB to write back to Crow. | ||
| Goku | Hehe | |
| Goku | I talked to Prom the other day | |
| DarkonZero | De...Ter won't. | |
| Goku | Prom ignored me | |
| TheCambot | You did? | |
| TheCambot | What did he say? | |
| Goku | Nothing | |
| MSTAnon | Yes, for shame. | |
| Goku | Said Hi | |
| Goku | then nothing | |
| MSTAnon | Trying to get Gibron to write a column about you. | |
| DeRaptor | Is Ter mute or something? | |
| DarkonZero | We don't know. | |
| -> *TerBear* Why don't you let us back in? You can at least answer us that.....can't you? I thought #timetrax was a open room.....but it seems that you and your friends are greedy. I feel shame for you...... | ||
| DarkonZero | -> *TerBear* Why don't you let us back in? You can at least answer us that.....can't you? I thought #timetrax was a open room.....but it seems that you and your friends are greedy. I feel shame for you...... | |
| BobIshmael | Phew. | |
| BobIshmael | Stupid Windows. | |
| BobIshmael | 95, that is. Not the glass kind. | |
| Sentroid91 | hmm, I wonder if I spoofed TerBear..... would he/she be dumb enough to ban their own addy? | |
| Goku | LOL! | |
| Goku | try iy | |
| Goku | it | |
| BobIshmael | Now, what was that about Gibron writing an article about me? | |
| MSTAnon | You tried to get him to. | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah Sent, try it. | |
| * DeRaptor needs a functional spoofer... | ||
| BobIshmael | Did he? | |
| TheCambot | I'm in the room. | |
| Sentroid91 | i'm not getting any hooks | |
| MSTAnon | Of course not, Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Damnation! | |
| MSTAnon | Sheesh. | |
| MSTAnon | Want me to paste? | |
| TheCambot | <TPGoddess> thank goodness I missed that, I always listen to the traffic reports before I depart | |
| TheCambot | <TheCambot> Me too. | |
| TheCambot | <Dalesdomai> I'm so glad I don't have to worry about that. | |
| TheCambot | <TheCambot> Me too. | |
| BobIshmael | NO! DON'T TRY IT, SENT! | |
| BobIshmael | You're likely to get us in trouble. | |
| MSTAnon | Now, as much as I would like to create a whole | |
| MSTAnon | article around the notion of the two words “not | |
| MSTAnon | applicable”, I think the winner is fairly obvious. | |
| MSTAnon | And no, it is not Bob Ishmael. Bob, don’t take this | |
| MSTAnon | too personally, but what, pray tell makes you so | |
| MSTAnon | exceptionally interesting that I should dedicate an | |
| MSTAnon | entire 45 minutes of my otherwise busy social | |
| MSTAnon | calendar dreaming up amusing moments of | |
| BobIshmael | Me an' the rest just going in there and saying we like the show isn't going to get this channel killed. | |
| MSTAnon | boisterous mirth about you? As Solomon said to the | |
| MSTAnon | Levittes, ‘build your temples upon the backs of the | |
| MSTAnon | weak and wretched. Anywhere, just not in our | |
| MSTAnon | neighborhood.” Besides, shouldn’t that whole ‘call | |
| MSTAnon | me” | |
| Sentroid91 | ooh. I got a bunch of IP's from Dalesdomai | |
| TheCambot | <TPGoddess> Cambot---------------GET LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| TheCambot | <TheCambot> I'm trying to remember this episode of Time Trax I saw. Can you help? | |
| Goku | <DD> hey | |
| Goku | <DD> was not | |
| Goku | <DD> wait | |
| Goku | <DD> how did you know ? | |
| Goku | <Goku> Of course | |
| Goku | who the hell is this guy | |
| TheCambot | <TPGoddess> You sat too close to someone else and caught being a MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| TheCambot | <Dalesdomai> Was that the one where he travelled through time, or the one where he chased the criminal? | |
| TheCambot | <TheCambot> I don't understand. I'm from Afghanistan. I don't understand some things. | |
| TheCambot | <TPGoddess> Let's all leave Cambot to talk to him/her/itself!!!! | |
| TheCambot | <TPGoddess> Night nite | |
| TheCambot | <TheCambot> I think it was the one where he chased the criminal. | |
| *** TraxFan1 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| TraxFan1 | heheh | |
| DarkonZero | WOO! | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, don't meddle with things you can't comprehend. | |
| TheCambot | <Dalesdomai> Is it fun being an idiot? | |
| TheCambot | <TheCambot> It has its perks. | |
| TheCambot | I'm so witty. | |
| BobIshmael | You are. | |
| BobIshmael | Wittier than Sent, anyhow. | |
| TheCambot | So is everyone. | |
| BobIshmael | "TIME TRAX RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" | |
| Sentroid91 | dang. this IP has a lag | |
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| TraxFan1 | brb | |
| BobIshmael | And he has to use a WinGate proxy to do that. | |
| *** TraxFan1 has quit IRC (I'm gone. Happy now?!) | ||
| DarkonZero | I liked it when Dale Midkiff was Dale Midkiff and stuff! | |
| DeRaptor | that's it, Crow's comin' back in. | |
| *** Crow has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Crow | Um...hi! | |
| TheCambot | Everyone left Time Trax. | |
| DarkonZero | *GASP* | |
| DarkonZero | He did it..... | |
| Crow | what?! | |
| DarkonZero | He cleared a room....like he always does. | |
| *** TraxFan1 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | Sent, go away. | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| Goku | go make her ban herself! | |
| * Crow kicks Trax Fan. | ||
| Sentroid91 | !s why for did you kick me? | |
| Crow | Stupid Traxies! | |
| TraxFan1 | why for did you kick me? 13sent to #timetrax. | |
| * TheCambot looks through older parts of the conversation. | ||
| TheCambot | TMBG RADIO! | |
| Goku | Yeah! | |
| BobIshmael | You do realize that anyone can easily identify that you are "spoofing." | |
| TheCambot | That is the best thing since sliced bread. | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah, what the hell is it? | |
| *** TraxFan1 is now known as Lodovik | ||
| TheCambot | It's an online radio station. | |
| Goku | yup! | |
| TheCambot | It frigging rocks. | |
| Goku | Cam, I made a station | |
| BobIshmael | And stop saying "spoofing." You wouldn't understand "spoofing" if I hit you over the head with a hammer. | |
| Goku | it rocks too | |
| Lodovik | 3*** Lodovik changes #timetrax topic to 'TIME TRAX RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' | |
| TheCambot | Go to wiredplanet.com | |
| Sentroid91 | heh. dummys forgot to set topic lock | |
| TheCambot | You can make your own station? | |
| BobIshmael | Great job... Now they'll do a /whowas... Notice your IP and ban you (or us). | |
| Goku | Yeah | |
| BobIshmael | This isn't scifi, Sent. | |
| BobIshmael | This place is actually policed. | |
| Sentroid91 | Not that they actually do anything | |
| BobIshmael | I was forced to change a topic you set. | |
| *** Lodovik has quit IRC (I'm gone. Happy now?!) | ||
| BobIshmael | Yes, they do! | |
| * BobIshmael screams. | ||
| Sentroid91 | and did you spoof an IP? | |
| Sentroid91 | I didn't think so. | |
| * Crow covers his ears. | ||
| TheCambot | Have I mentioned lately...how much I hate MSTieGate? | |
| Crow | Geez, Bob! You scream like a girl! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'dontdothat.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Sent... They'll realize that WE were the ones lying about omega and probably realize we were harrassing #timetrax, too. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, and you don't, Crow? | |
| Sentroid91 | Have I mentioned how much your site blows? | |
| Crow | Keep out of this, DE. | |
| Sentroid91 | Bob. I talked to Blu_Starr yesterday. | |
| * BobIshmael gets sick of Sent. | ||
| TheCambot | My site was proclaimed a god by CelebSite. Your site was proclaimed a god by you. | |
| Sentroid91 | good. then leave | |
| TheCambot | So nya. | |
| *** jasoNic has joined #deep13 | ||
| TheCambot | N. | |
| * jasoNic jasons in | ||
| Goku | Hi N | |
| DarkonZero | N! | |
| Sentroid91 | You're site hasn't been updated since last year. So nyah! | |
| jasoNic | i is here! | |
| MSTAnon | Hey, JRW. You're gonna love BB&S tomorrow. | |
| Goku | whats your site Cam? | |
| TheCambot | It was updated when Star Wars came out. So nya. | |
| jasoNic | why? | |
| Sentroid91 | oh, and my site wasn't proclaimed a god by me. MSTieGate was originally a S.O.L. Base affiliate stunt set up by TS himself. | |
| *** BIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| TheCambot | pbs-print.com/billmurray ... It's only one page right now. I took the rest down, maybe permanently, but my one page reflects more originality and spunk than Sent could ever do. | |
| jasoNic | hi mom | |
| Sentroid91 | and that's why he's been after me | |
| BIshmael | WHAT THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH YOU?! | |
| TheCambot | Dah! | |
| Sentroid91 | Gah! | |
| TheCambot | Bah! | |
| DarkonZero | WAH! | |
| Sentroid91 | Zah! | |
| TheCambot | Schmah! | |
| * BIshmael take Sent off of ignore. | ||
| Sentroid91 | Mah! | |
| Goku | IZZI! | |
| TheCambot | Oh my god. I'm going through a gag with Sent. | |
| Sentroid91 | Fah! | |
| TheCambot | No, Sent. | |
| TheCambot | Down. | |
| * Sentroid91 goes back to watching Touched by an Ishmael | ||
| DarkonZero | Well....aren't we having fun? | |
| DarkonZero | no.... | |
| BIshmael | Sent, how about you answer me. | |
| TheCambot | It's not funny anymore, for the love of Gooooood! | |
| DarkonZero | Shut up you! | |
| BIshmael | As in why the hell did you nuke me. | |
| Sentroid91 | <Sinead O'Connor> Look Bob! There's satan! | |
| Sentroid91 | Say what?! Why the hell would I nuke you?! | |
| TheCambot | Touched by an Ishmael was a mildly funny idea for a while, but Christ. | |
| TheCambot | Some people. | |
| DarkonZero | Being "Touched by an Ishmael" makes you feel dirty. | |
| TheCambot | It does. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | Unless of course, you're thinking of Being Touched by Sinead O'Connor | |
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has quit IRC (Ping timeout for BobIshmael[dialup-209.245.36.98.SanDiego1.Level3.net]) | ||
| TheCambot | Sent, you're planning to be a comedian, aren't you? | |
| BIshmael | Hearing it costantly makes me feel annoyed. | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** BIshmael is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| TheCambot | Don't lie. | |
| Sentroid91 | yup | |
| TheCambot | I knew it. | |
| Sentroid91 | and i'll do bad, and people'll hate me, just like you and Bob do. | |
| DarkonZero | Being "Touched by an Ishmael" is not cool. | |
| *** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
| *** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
| TheCambot | No...you're wrong. | |
| Sentroid91 | hi Loc | |
| DeRaptor | I think we need to move on to "Everybody hates Bob". | |
| jasoNic | hi dog | |
| Locdog07 | Hmm. | |
| DeRaptor | Or maybe "The 'Troid Green Show" | |
| DeRaptor | GAAAAHFLOOD! | |
| TheCambot | Most people will love you, because most people are stupid. | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| Locdog07 | Gahflood | |
| DarkonZero | I don't hate Bob.....I just loathe. | |
| Sentroid91 | Maybe i'll become a singer and go on tour with Frank. | |
| Crow | lala...uh...am I lagging or what? | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to 'Boo-Boo, you're a fine cat, what a good wife you would be...' | ||
| *** Crow has quit IRC (Yeah, bite me, it's fun!) | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.....the topic for today is "Why we all just hate each other?" | |
| Locdog07 | I don't hate you guys! :) | |
| * Locdog07 hugs everyone | ||
| Locdog07 | Group hug | |
| Goku | Because I hate you! | |
| Locdog07 | oh | |
| Locdog07 | Well, bite me. | |
| TheCambot | Don't touch me, Loc. | |
| Sentroid91 | Bob hates me, cause he assumes that I nuked him | |
| TheCambot | Sheesh. | |
| Goku | Hehe | |
| DarkonZero | I hate me....:( | |
| Goku | I said you | |
| DarkonZero | No....wait.... | |
| Goku | I didn't specify who you is | |
| DarkonZero | I like me.....:) | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor runs. | ||
| Locdog07 | Hmm | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | No group hugs. We'll have none of that. | |
| TheCambot | Bye. | |
| *** TheCambot has left IRC | ||
| *** TheCambot has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DeRaptor | well, good riddance then. | |
| DarkonZero | Well......we are a quite ripe bunch of bananas! | |
| Sentroid91 | <BobIshmael> I'm starting to think TS was right. I'm putting you on ingnore. Don't email me. Next you nuke me, I'll have logs. And don't think I won't use your address if you attack me again. | |
| BobIshmael | Too ripe. | |
| * BobIshmael will BRB. | ||
| Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> I don't even have a nuker | |
| DarkonZero | And we end it with that! | |
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| Sentroid91 | I hope he leaves. | |
| Sentroid91 | I don't like being accused of things I didn't do. | |
| jasoNic | hmm | |
| Sentroid91 | In fact I hate it. | |
| DarkonZero | Come now......e don't hate each other.....we just hate Cam. | |
| Sentroid91 | No. Now I hate Bob. | |
| * DeRaptor makes Sentro and Bob sit in opposite corners until they stop fighting. | ||
| DeRaptor | And no snacks until you make up. | |
| Sentroid91 | And I think he has me on ignore anyway. | |
| DarkonZero | Hug and make up. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...leave out hug. | |
| Sentroid91 | And if he still thinks I nuked him, i'm gonna tell Callipy. | |
| Sentroid91 | Cause i'm not gonna stand for bs like that. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh boy..... | |
| BobIshmael | And can you replace "make up" with jab a fork in DZ's eye? | |
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | My eye.... | |
| * DarkonZero sings.... | ||
| DarkonZero | I can't see clearly now. | |
| DarkonZero | My eye is gone. | |
| BobIshmael | The fork is gone? | |
| DarkonZero | I can't see obstacles in my way. | |
| BobIshmael | Sorry, don't know any more of the lyrics. | |
| DarkonZero | Me either. | |
| DarkonZero | Er....neither. | |
| DarkonZero | Everwhat! | |
| BobIshmael | HEY! I didn't even realize jasoN was here. | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| jasoNic | g thanks, mom | |
| DarkonZero | Does anyone notice N? | |
| DarkonZero | i can't see. | |
| jasoNic | noone cares | |
| jasoNic | (sniffle) | |
| Locdog07 | aww | |
| DarkonZero | I care..... | |
| DarkonZero | A bit.... | |
| DarkonZero | Then forget. | |
| BobIshmael | Peter Noone cares. | |
| DeRaptor | My dad says Bill Nye is gonna be here...huh. | |
| DarkonZero | Wha? | |
| BobIshmael | Here? | |
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| Goku | where? | |
| DeRaptor | Here as in my town. | |
| BobIshmael | Bill Bye is the coolest! | |
| BobIshmael | WOW! | |
| DarkonZero | BILL NYE IN #DEEP13! | |
| Goku | Hehe! | |
| Goku | Yeah! | |
| DeRaptor | At the Aquarium...place...not...d13. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn.... | |
| BobIshmael | Still. Bill Nye! | |
| DarkonZero | woo.... | |
| BobIshmael | De, can you record a video of him for us? | |
| BobIshmael | Or get him to sign your copy of Gunslinger? | |
| DeRaptor | Uh...idunno. | |
| DarkonZero | I want to kill Beakman. | |
| BobIshmael | C'mon@ | |
| BobIshmael | @ to ! | |
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| BobIshmael | WHAT?! | |
| DarkonZero | I want to kill Beakman. | |
| BobIshmael | Beakman is even cooler than Bill Nye! | |
| * jasoNic tapes de's eyes shut (out of old habit) | ||
| * DeRaptor peels the tape off and duct-tapes jasoNic's buttcheeks shut. | ||
| jasoNic | hehehe | |
| BobIshmael | I used to watch Beakman as a kid. | |
| Sentroid91 | Beakman has a green lab coat | |
| BobIshmael | What a great show! | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | De has access to N's buttcheeks...weird. | |
| Sentroid91 | I saw Beakman this morning | |
| DeRaptor | green labcoat? | |
| Sentroid91 | He's on that new BKN line-up on SciFi | |
| DarkonZero | Beakman annoyed me. | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| DarkonZero | The sound once again. | |
| DarkonZero | yay. | |
| Locdog07 | Boo-Boo Kitty. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Man! What a great wav! | |
| * DarkonZero wishes he had the "lovely bunch of coconuts" song. | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | huh. | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | Mike is weird. | |
| DeRaptor | He's Danish. | |
| DeRaptor | heheheh.... | |
| DeRaptor | Kevin is Irish...hmmm...okay. | |
| BobIshmael | AHAHAHA! | |
| DeRaptor | lala | |
| DeRaptor | Mike is insane. | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | That was Mike, wasn't it? | |
| DeRaptor | Am I lagged? | |
| jasoNic | i had to watch that 3 times today, cause i had to do anon's media, and then i had to copyy it for a trade and i screwed up, so i did it twice. by the thurd time, i was all indestructablemaned out | |
| DeRaptor | I was indeed lagged. | |
| BobIshmael | That's why we love him. | |
| Locdog07 | Yes, De | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'franklaugh.wav' | ||
| [jasoNic SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'franklaugh.wav' | ||
| [jasoNic SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | The Fruitties was messed up yesterday. Hitler was in it. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| Goku | Whoa! | |
| DeRaptor | heh...heh...yow. | |
| Locdog07 | But his spirit had been posessed by a tree. | |
| Goku | HAH! | |
| Locdog07 | possessed | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | He looked *exactly* like Hitler | |
| DeRaptor | Crazy Frank. | |
| jasoNic | i liked that laugh | |
| DarkonZero | Hitler the palm! | |
| DarkonZero | ZIEG TREE! | |
| Locdog07 | His hair was black, and he had the exact same moustache | |
| [jasoNic SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | And the style of hair was the same | |
| Locdog07 | And he led a rebellion of trees on Fruittie island | |
| Locdog07 | But he was kinda rooted to the spot | |
| Locdog07 | So nobody cared | |
| DeRaptor | heheh | |
| DeRaptor | You sure live in a freaky place, dog-boy. | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| Locdog07 | Well, it's from France | |
| Locdog07 | Hey, Fruitties is on in 5 minutes too | |
| DeRaptor | Ehhh, England, France, it's all Europe. | |
| DarkonZero | Asterix is from France......I hate Asterix. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Asterix...yellow haird Aryan. | |
| DeRaptor | hmmm... | |
| Locdog07 | haird? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'sg.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | N...I got all the sounds from AOL. | |
| Locdog07 | There was one wacky part in Fruitties when one of the rebel trees yelled "READ...MY....LIPS!!!!!!" and then said nothing. | |
| * Sentroid91 sighs | ||
| jasoNic | i try not to deal with aol, other then the basics | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| jasoNic | ick | |
| BobIshmael | Trees ARE wacky. | |
| [jasoNic SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'hhh.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| [jasoNic SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | SOUND EXCHANGE.........we love it. | |
| DarkonZero | I think. | |
| jasoNic | you think? | |
| Sentroid91 | http://mstiegate.cjb.net/sound.html | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| jasoNic | when did that start? | |
| Sentroid91 | 'snot finished yet, though. | |
| jasoNic | and who gave you permission? | |
| DarkonZero | Bob did. | |
| BobIshmael | Bob did what? | |
| *** MrNelson has joined #Deep13 | ||
| MrNelson | On lugnut, on Flapjack, on Bushy and Belchy! On Shoehorn, on Grease-stain, on Piles and Mudflap! | |
| * MrNelson flys into the room in the rusted car body of a squirrel-drawn Chevy Nova. | ||
| MrNelson | Ho-ho-.... NOOOOOOO! {**#*CrAsH*#**} | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| jasoNic | Bob! | |
| DarkonZero | I think inde....inde.....indefervently. | |
| Sentroid91 | "Bob nuked me! OOOOH!" | |
| DarkonZero | MrN! | |
| MrNelson | MrN! | |
| BobIshmael | Bob did what? | |
| jasoNic | hi mrN | |
| * Locdog07 had better go now | ||
| Locdog07 | Bye all | |
| * BobIshmael stomps his feet and runs in circles... at the same time. | ||
| * BobIshmael trips. | ||
| DarkonZero | Bye Loc. | |
| jasoNic | cya Loc | |
| BobIshmael | Adidas, Loccy. | |
| MrNelson | Bye Loc. | |
| *** Locdog07 has left #Deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | Tell me, tell me, tell me! What did Bob do! | |
| Sentroid91 | I'd tell 'em, but he has me on ignore. | |
| DarkonZero | N...type /pdcc 999999999 | |
| MSTAnon | Oh, Loc was here. I just noticed that. | |
| jasoNic | you gave DZ permission to think!! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh wait.... | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| jasoNic | already did | |
| * BobIshmael begins to cry. | ||
| *** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
| BobIshmael | Someone tell me what I did. | |
| DarkonZero | I was supposed to. | |
| * Pump DCC up to 999999999 bytes | ||
| BobIshmael | Fine, see if I care. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob...you did a bad thing. | |
| DarkonZero | That's all. | |
| jasoNic | bad bob! | |
| DarkonZero | It was in the topic. | |
| jasoNic | BAD! | |
| jasoNic | go lay down! | |
| Sentroid91 | You know. It's fun not having to listen to Bob. | |
| * BobIshmael lights DZ ablaze. | ||
| MrNelson | lol | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DeRaptor | Bob, you killed MST. It's all your fault. | |
| BobIshmael | That'll learn you. | |
| Sentroid91 | I mean except for the fact that he thinks I nuked him | |
| * DarkonZero runs around. | ||
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| MrNelson | Bad. | |
| * BobIshmael runs around, too. | ||
| BobIshmael | Wheee! | |
| * DarkonZero lights stuff on fire while running around. | ||
| DarkonZero | AGH!!!!!!!!!! | |
| * jasoNic is now on fire | ||
| * BobIshmael pushes DZ into MrN... | ||
| jasoNic | ohh, man | |
| * BobIshmael lights on fire himself. | ||
| * DeRaptor hides. | ||
| BobIshmael | Aww, crap. | |
| * MrNelson jumps behind the couch just in time. | ||
| * BobIshmael runs around in circles. | ||
| * jasoNic bumps into sentroid | ||
| DarkonZero | FIREMEN ARE WE! | |
| * Goku pulls out his trusty flame thrower | ||
| * Goku spins his gun around his finger and aims it at the couch | ||
| * Goku sees the couch burn to crisps | ||
| BobIshmael | NOOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| Goku | where do these things come from | |
| * MrNelson dives behind the SOFA. | ||
| Goku | hehe | |
| * DarkonZero is still running.... | ||
| * BobIshmael continues running, as well. | ||
| * BobIshmael bumps into DZ. | ||
| * DarkonZero is still on fire..... | ||
| * jasoNic trips bob | ||
| BobIshmael | Excuse me. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry. | |
| * BobIshmael falls. | ||
| BobIshmael | OW! | |
| * BobIshmael lights the floor on fire. | ||
| jasoNic | hehe, right down the stairs too | |
| * BobIshmael light the stairs ablaze, as well. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'nooneknowsmyplan.mid' | ||
| * DeRaptor plays a random midi: 11,12nooneknowsmyplan.mid | ||
| DarkonZero | OUR HOUSE....OUR HOUSE.....OUR HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN! | |
| * MrNelson watches the stairs burn so Bob can't get back up again. | ||
| jasoNic | what shall we do?! | |
| * jasoNic blinks twice, and all the fire in #d13 vanishes | ||
| * BobIshmael pours gasoline around himself and is propell- | ||
| BobIshmael | Hey. | |
| BobIshmael | Neat. | |
| BobIshmael | Thanks, son. | |
| * DarkonZero runs into the bathroom and into the shower..... | ||
| BobIshmael | Good work. | |
| jasoNic | i can do stuff like that | |
| * Sentroid91 lights Bob on fire | ||
| MrNelson | Wow... that was neat. | |
| * DarkonZero turns the water on..... | ||
| Sentroid91 | sure was | |
| DarkonZero | Ahhhhhhh........ | |
| jasoNic | i'm a hit at parties | |
| Sentroid91 | Funny too. | |
| BobIshmael | You should teach me that trick. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm doused. | |
| jasoNic | it's hard to learn | |
| BobIshmael | Sure, it isn't. | |
| jasoNic | and you have to live on a diet consisting mainly of squirrel meat | |
| DarkonZero | Aren't we like a loaf of 2 day old bread? | |
| DeRaptor | Hey Nosaj, can you raise people from the dead? | |
| DarkonZero | Sorta stale. | |
| jasoNic | i tried once...it wasn't pretty | |
| *** Disconnected | ||
| *** Attempting to rejoin... | ||
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** Goku is on IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon is on IRC | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is on IRC | ||
| *** Rejoined channel #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Boo-Boo, you're a fine cat, what a good wife you would be...' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Thu Oct 14 20:36:51 | ||
| Sentroid91 | it's fun being on ignore | |
| MSTAnon | Scared you there, huh? | |
| MrNelson | GAH!!! | |
| BobIshmael | WB DZ. | |
| Darkon0 | I hate me. | |
| BobIshmael | Very much so. | |
| MSTAnon | Hehe. | |
| BobIshmael | So, what did Gibby write about instead? | |
| Sentroid91 | But like I said. Except for the part about me supposedly nuking Bob | |
| MSTAnon | You didn't even realize I was there until I snuck up behind you. | |
| MSTAnon | He wrote about Mad Scientology. | |
| BobIshmael | Nope.. Sure didn't. | |
| MSTAnon | Hehe. | |
| BobIshmael | Scien... to... | |
| * BobIshmael stares at Anon. | ||
| DeRaptor | Soooo...can you swap realities so that Deep 13 is real and the real world is fake? | |
| BobIshmael | I thought we all could do that, De. | |
| MrNelson | Hrm. | |
| jasoNic | isn't it that way already? | |
| jasoNic | hey anon...i'm a mad scientist! why wasn't i interviewed?! | |
| DeRaptor | Oh yeah! | |
| DeRaptor | heheh. | |
| * Sentroid91 decides to take this time on Bob's ignore, to make himself feel more at piece. | ||
| MSTAnon | Don't you remember when Pearl tried to learn the ways of Mad Scientistabulanism...? Same concept. | |
| MrNelson | heh | |
| * Sentroid91 starts kicking Bob as hard as he can | ||
| Sentroid91 | ah fun | |
| * DeRaptor looks up. | ||
| jasoNic | sometimes i get confused on the whole "reality" issue | |
| BobIshmael | But... it's.. oh, forget it. | |
| * Darkon0 waits for DarkonZero to leave.... | ||
| DeRaptor | Isn't Mad Scientology redundant? | |
| Darkon0 | It is. | |
| BobIshmael | (rimshot) | |
| MSTAnon | Exactly. | |
| MSTAnon | But you guys will read all about it tomorrow. | |
| Sentroid91 | and you guys wonder why I don't put TS on ignore now. | |
| * DeRaptor imagines L. Ron Hubbard in a labcoat. | ||
| * DeRaptor stops. | ||
| BobIshmael | What about my article?! Tell 'em about my article! | |
| jasoNic | hehe | |
| MSTAnon | And all submissions are due in 1:52. | |
| BobIshmael | EST? | |
| * Sentroid91 stuffs Bob in a urinal and relives himself. | ||
| MSTAnon | One hour and fifty-two minutes. | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero has quit IRC (Ping timeout for DarkonZero[pm2-85.vegas.infi.net]) | ||
| jasoNic | can i write a short paper on the presidence of Rutherford B Hayes? | |
| MSTAnon | Fifty-one minutes now. | |
| BobIshmael | Ah. | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** Darkon0 is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | Ahhh....much better. | |
| MSTAnon | Oh, and Bob's column, too. | |
| MSTAnon | And Jenny's. | |
| BobIshmael | <Crowd> What about Bob's column? | |
| *** Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as Ignoreisfu | ||
| MSTAnon | Heh. | |
| Ignoreisfu | n | |
| Ignoreisfu | hehehe | |
| DeRaptor | Why 1:52? Why not 1:51 or 1:57? | |
| DarkonZero | Or 42! | |
| MSTAnon | Now there's 1:50 left. | |
| *** Sentroid91 is on IRC | ||
| *** Ignoreisfu is now known as Sentroid91 | ||
| * Sentroid91 starts mixing candy bar names and racial slurs to throw at Bob | ||
| MSTAnon | You're wasting valuable time, everybody! | |
| Goku | Hehe! | |
| MrNelson | heh | |
| jasoNic | i can write a column about what it's like to be bob's son!! | |
| DeRaptor | Bob, you do realize that putting somebody on ignore while they're making fun of you is kind of like becoming the movie, not being able to talk back while you're being talked over? | |
| * DarkonZero thinks about writing a column. | ||
| DarkonZero | I such at journalism. | |
| DarkonZero | such to suck | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DarkonZero | I hate my keyboard. | |
| Sentroid91 | I hope he doesn't take me off. It's too fun. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, when Sent talks I get this urge to butcher him and his family... And those aren't healthy thoughts. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if anybody wants to hear about Roger Corman. | ||
| Sentroid91 | Except for that accusing nuking thing | |
| BobIshmael | Sure, why not? | |
| DarkonZero | De......Roger Corman already covered Roger Corman. | |
| DeRaptor | I...see. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh. | |
| Sentroid91 | And what exactly do I say? I state my own opinions.... and what else? | |
| Sentroid91 | No wait. I have it exactly... | |
| Sentroid91 | I state my opinion and/or any other statements... | |
| Sentroid91 | Bob attacks me | |
| Sentroid91 | I attack Bob. | |
| Sentroid91 | Bob accuses me of nuking him | |
| jasoNic | hey Sent, if you'd like, i will allow you to state my opinions | |
| Sentroid91 | Bob puts me on ignore | |
| DeRaptor | Bad things happen. | |
| DarkonZero | Sent....let it go.......GEEZ. | |
| Sentroid91 | I e-mail Callipy and tell him about Bob's bs story about me nuking him | |
| * BobIshmael senses trouble abrewin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob.....let it go.....GEEZ. | |
| BobIshmael | You know, we'd ALL be much happier if we talked about the con 24/7. | |
| Sentroid91 | how true | |
| DarkonZero | Again.... | |
| MrNelson | very true. | |
| DarkonZero | Sent....let it go.......GEEZ. | |
| BobIshmael | So... The con, won't you? | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.....let it go.....GEEZ. | |
| BobIshmael | Uh.. DZ? | |
| Sentroid91 | I've let it go, Darkon. | |
| BobIshmael | I haven't been talking about Sent, at all. | |
| Sentroid91 | I've let it go waay to many times. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....then there. | |
| Sentroid91 | +o | |
| DarkonZero | I feel less irritated. | |
| BobIshmael | So.... The con. | |
| DarkonZero | THE CON! | |
| BobIshmael | WHOO! | |
| BobIshmael | CON! | |
| jasoNic | the con! | |
| * DeRaptor thinks both Bob and Sent overreact. | ||
| MSTAnon | =| | |
| MrNelson | CON! | |
| jasoNic | who shall we con? | |
| MrNelson | Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Probably, De. But that's why I'm so likable... Anyhow, the con. | |
| Sentroid91 | so in other words. Bob's "Sentroid Nuked Me" stunt was just an excuse to put me on ignore. | |
| BobIshmael | Yes. Con Bob. | |
| Sentroid91 | ah, fine with me | |
| jasoNic | okay | |
| DarkonZero | *sigh* | |
| BobIshmael | Con, con, con! | |
| MSTAnon | ... | |
| jasoNic | hey bob. would you like to buy this thing that i have that i really don't have but you don't know that i don't have cause you think i have it? | |
| Sentroid91 | Oh, and De. I don't overreact. I have feelings. And when someone insults and razzes my opinions, well that hurts me. Ghosts and get hurt mentally, you know. | |
| DarkonZero | Con Con wonderful CON! | |
| BobIshmael | Connatation, control, conidty. | |
| DeRaptor | ookay | |
| Sentroid91 | and that's all i've got to say about Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Sure, son! I'll buy it! | |
| jasoNic | thanks mom! | |
| jasoNic | only $20,000 | |
| BobIshmael | Hey! | |
| Sentroid91 | He can go to hell for all I care. | |
| BobIshmael | Okay... | |
| jasoNic | i accept checks and money order | |
| BobIshmael | Hey! This is a piece of junk! | |
| * Sentroid91 shuts up | ||
| DarkonZero | Well....I thought this was all let go? | |
| DarkonZero | Apparently it's not. | |
| * BobIshmael ponder rhyming, but stops. | ||
| jasoNic | damnit, why don't you two simultaniously appologize | |
| Sentroid91 | Actually. I think I want it in writing. | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
| MrNelson | Erm... Won't it be when it comes across the screen? heh | |
| BobIshmael | Um... Could you talk to the person who is speaking and not Bob? Bob isn't talking about Sent. | |
| jasoNic | i'm logging, that's good enough -now appologize! | |
| BobIshmael | Bob is talking about the con. | |
| MrNelson | Con. | |
| BobIshmael | Fun, fun, con, con. | |
| Sentroid91 | jas. I've been sorry. | |
| DarkonZero | CON! | |
| * DeRaptor ponders pasting everything Sent says. | ||
| BobIshmael | CON! | |
| jasoNic | hey bob, sent says that he's sorry | |
| BobIshmael | WHOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| jasoNic | now say you're sorry! | |
| BobIshmael | De, please. No. | |
| Sentroid91 | I've been sorry ever since he carried that grudge months back when I was screwing around with pingkill. | |
| jasoNic | mother! | |
| jasoNic | do it | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...I'm going to the lobby. | |
| * DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
| Session Close: Thu Oct 14 21:11:17 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Thu Oct 14 21:14:45 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Boo-Boo, you're a fine cat, what a good wife you would be...' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Thu Oct 14 20:36:51 | ||
| jasoNic | wb DZ | |
| DarkonZero | Thankee. | |
| BobIshmael | It's annoying when Sent and I argue in person, we don't need a third party.. Right? | |
| jasoNic | so don't argue | |
| BobIshmael | Exactly! | |
| BobIshmael | That's what I'm doing! | |
| Sentroid91 | It was 5am when I pingkilled him. I get alittle insane around that time. Remeber what I did to HomeGame? | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
| * DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
| Session Close: Thu Oct 14 21:15:32 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Thu Oct 14 21:21:01 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Boo-Boo, you're a fine cat, what a good wife you would be...' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Thu Oct 14 20:36:51 | ||
| jasoNic | wb DZ | |
| BobIshmael | WB, D of Z. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey look....we were struck by a 80's band! | |
| BobIshmael | Okay, he's off ignore. | |
| BobIshmael | Now, let's never speak of this again. | |
| MSTAnon | Hi, Bob. *SIP* | |
| jasoNic | ok | |
| * DarkonZero points to [Loverboy} | ||
| * BobIshmael drinks too. | ||
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| BobIshmael | Hi, [LoverBoy], welcome to our soap opera. | |
| DarkonZero | And thanks to Bob and N! | |
| * MrNelson blinks. | ||
| jasoNic | what did i do?! | |
| jasoNic | i'm the good one! | |
| BobIshmael | ANSWER US, LOVEY! | |
| DarkonZero | N...you said WB. | |
| jasoNic | oh | |
| jasoNic | i knew that | |
| jasoNic | no guilt here | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| jasoNic | bwa ha | |
| MrNelson | heh | |
| * BobIshmael will BRB, | ||
| * BobIshmael will BRB. | ||
| [jasoNic SOUND] | ||
| [jasoNic SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| jasoNic | wow, DZ...that's a good impression. it sounds just like him | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...uh...thanks. | |
| * jasoNic laughs like mr.t | ||
| [jasoNic SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | Loverboy. Are you working for the weekend? | |
| [jasoNic SOUND] | ||
| [Goku SOUND] | ||
| [Goku SOUND] | ||
| [jasoNic SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | So....Loverboy.....you like #Chatzone. | |
| jasoNic | hehe | |
| * BobIshmael backs. | ||
| DarkonZero | WB! | |
| DarkonZero | I think.... | |
| BobIshmael | Thankee, oh Mr. Beaver. | |
| [LoverBoy] | Who wants to know? | |
| jasoNic | i do! | |
| BobIshmael | (Sorry) | |
| jasoNic | i want to know | |
| Sentroid91 | Franklin does | |
| BobIshmael | I do! I do! | |
| [Goku SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | No prob Bob..... | |
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Ping timeout for DeRaptor[pm3-77.mry.redshift.com]) | ||
| [jasoNic SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | WE KILLED DE! | |
| [jasoNic SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| BobIshmael | NOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................! | |
| [LoverBoy] | What do u want to know? | |
| DarkonZero | Stuff.... | |
| DarkonZero | You know....stuff. | |
| BobIshmael | [LoverBoy], I bet you're a real smash with the ladies, eh? | |
| BobIshmael | I mean, with a nickname like that, you must be! | |
| jasoNic | of course he is. why else would he be here in #d13! | |
| BobIshmael | This is where ALL the ladies hang out, sexy. | |
| BobIshmael | Don't be fooled by our nicks. | |
| MrNelson | Yeah. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| Goku | MrN is the hottest chick of all | |
| [LoverBoy] | hahahahahaha! | |
| [jasoNic SOUND] | ||
| MrNelson | Yep. | |
| *** MrNelson is now known as MissNelson | ||
| Goku | Hehe | |
| MissNelson | That's my real name. | |
| MSTAnon | Eww! | |
| jasoNic | ick | |
| *** MissNelson is now known as MrNelson | ||
| MrNelson | Sorry. | |
| MrNelson | That was sick, I know. | |
| MrNelson | Forgive me. | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as SallyZero | ||
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael is now known as Bobbi | ||
| SallyZero | Hi! | |
| Bobbi | That's mine, handsome. | |
| SallyZero | I'm Sally! | |
| *** jasoNic is now known as janeT | ||
| Bobbi | Take me, [LoverBoy]! | |
| janeT | we want you! | |
| *** Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as Sentra91 | ||
| *** Goku has left IRC | ||
| *** Goku is now known as Girl | ||
| Bobbi | You are just the hottest! | |
| janeT | hehe | |
| Sentra91 | hmm, i'm a Nissan | |
| *** Goku is on IRC | ||
| *** Girl is now known as Goku | ||
| MSTAnon | Eww... | |
| SallyZero | We lufe you Loverboy..... | |
| *** jasoN is on IRC | ||
| *** janeT is now known as jasoN | ||
| Sentra91 | Drive me, Loverboy | |
| jasoN | eep | |
| Sentra91 | i'm a Nissan | |
| *** Goku has left IRC | ||
| *** Goku is now known as Stayku | ||
| Bobbi | I want to be sexual ravaged! Take me now! | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** SallyZero is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| [LoverBoy] | EveryBody Loves me! :) | |
| Sentra91 | Are you Ray Romano? | |
| *** Stayku is now known as Goku | ||
| Goku | hehe | |
| *** Sentra91 is now known as Sentroid91 | ||
| *** [LoverBoy] was kicked by Mars (kick sent by Bobbi (Sure we love you! )) | ||
| Sentroid91 | to death that is | |
| jasoN | you're so evil, bob | |
| Bobbi | I'm into that S&M stuff. | |
| *** MSTAnon is now known as Mystery | ||
| Mystery | Science Theater 3000 | |
| MrNelson | Cool. | |
| Sentroid91 | i'm worse, though. Remeber that guy ANTNEE? | |
| * Mystery Science Theater 3000 | ||
| *** MSTAnon is on IRC | ||
| *** Mystery is now known as MSTAnon | ||
| jasoN | what if he was some poor suicidal kid, and he finally thought that some people liked him... | |
| *** Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as Frank | ||
| *** Bobbi is now known as SirIshmael | ||
| * Frank Stallone | ||
| jasoN | and now he's DEAD! | |
| MrNelson | That would be ba-... nm. | |
| * jasoN lunges at bob | ||
| SirIshmael | jasoN: So much the better. | |
| *** Sentroid91 is on IRC | ||
| *** Frank is now known as Sentroid91 | ||
| SirIshmael | If he's going around calling himself "Loverboy," the world doesn't need him. | |
| jasoN | heh | |
| MrNelson | Hrm. | |
| * jasoN jasons | ||
| DarkonZero | Well....I'll BBL......I gotta eat.....see ya later. | |
| SirIshmael | So... The con? | |
| SirIshmael | NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| Sentroid91 | yup | |
| jasoN | the con! | |
| Sentroid91 | the con! | |
| SirIshmael | Don't leave me with the Germans! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....I'll stay. | |
| MrNelson | Con! | |
| *** [LoverBoy] has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * SirIshmael grabs onto DZ's leg. | ||
| SirIshmael | Don't leave me, Daddy! | |
| jasoN | wb LOVERBOY! | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as LembachZer | ||
| Sentroid91 | wb, Bracket Boy | |
| SirIshmael | [LoverBoy]!!! | |
| *** LembachZer is now known as Lembach | ||
| [LoverBoy] | Who did That and Why? | |
| SirIshmael | Some jerk. | |
| MrNelson | Stay, Lembach! We have pie! | |
| SirIshmael | He accidently got ops. | |
| Lembach | I'm staying.... | |
| SirIshmael | Sent deopped him, though. | |
| Goku | Anyone seen, The Facitlity? | |
| Sentroid91 | Oh. It was Lodovik | |
| MrNelson | Ah. | |
| Sentroid91 | He always does that. | |
| SirIshmael | Yeah, he always kicks people we like. | |
| Lembach | No...no.....I'm going. | |
| MrNelson | He kicks us, too. | |
| SirIshmael | NO! | |
| Sentroid91 | He's a big jerk too. | |
| jasoN | no! | |
| MrNelson | STAY! | |
| SirIshmael | STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! | |
| Lembach | Ok....I'll stay. | |
| MrNelson | STAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! | |
| jasoN | STAY!!!! | |
| SirIshmael | Don't "SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!" | |
| MrNelson | Yeah! | |
| jasoN | whew | |
| * SirIshmael bathrooms. | ||
| MrNelson | Lembach is staying! Lembach is staying! | |
| * jasoN locks bob in the bathroom | ||
| jasoN | hahaha! | |
| Sentroid91 | heh | |
| MrNelson | heh | |
| Sentroid91 | jinx | |
| Lembach | I wonder why I'm always Lmbach every time I go. | |
| Lembach | Lembach even | |
| [LoverBoy] | Just because I said 'EveryBody Loves Me'... | |
| * MrNelson kicks Sent. | ||
| * jasoN barracades the door with a sofa and a chair and a lamp | ||
| MrNelson | It freaked Lodovik out... he can't stand being loved. | |
| Lembach | Why is Loverboy back? | |
| Sentroid91 | Lodovik thinks that everyone loves him, so he kicks anyone who says that | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| MrNelson | Or what Sent said. | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| Lembach | Again.... | |
| Lembach | Why is Loverboy back? | |
| jasoN | yeah! | |
| Sentroid91 | Cause he's not working for the weekend. | |
| jasoN | we like loverboy! | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** Lembach is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| [LoverBoy] | cause I'm the best.... :() | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
| jasoN | the best at what? | |
| jasoN | ..if i may ask | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOOO! | |
| Sentroid91 | If we may be so bold as to ask | |
| jasoN | telll ussss | |
| [LoverBoy] | the best of the best | |
| * SirIshmael lights the bathroom fdoor on fire and escapes. | ||
| SirIshmael | Damnation! | |
| jasoN | rats! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....like that clears it up. | |
| Goku | Bob is a pyro too! | |
| Goku | Wha hoo! | |
| DarkonZero | <[LoverBoy]> the best of the best | |
| SirIshmael | I'm just going to speak in very simple terms, that way I can avoid typos. | |
| DarkonZero | What's that supposed to mean? | |
| SirIshmael | Me like con. | |
| jasoN | <DarkonZero> <[LoverBoy]> the best of the best | |
| SirIshmael | Me like loverboy. | |
| SirIshmael | They good. | |
| SirIshmael | I go away. | |
| SirIshmael | Back soon. | |
| MSTAnon | Me think Bob dumb. Wait, no... | |
| MSTAnon | Exquisitely inarticulate. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey.....I was back in #timetrax! | |
| Sentroid91 | Time for go to bed! | |
| MSTAnon | Hehe. | |
| DarkonZero | Ban is lifted! | |
| Sentroid91 | huzzah | |
| MSTAnon | That's when you know you smell. | |
| Goku | not mine! | |
| Sentroid91 | d'oh. mine neither | |
| jasoN | why do i think that i should hear a story behind #timetrax | |
| [LoverBoy] | Tell me, what time is it? | |
| DarkonZero | To kick. | |
| Goku | Time to eat muffins! | |
| [LoverBoy] | No | |
| DarkonZero | That's what time it is. | |
| Sentroid91 | Well jas. Lodovik started going in there. | |
| Goku | he did! | |
| jasoN | ahh | |
| Goku | heeh | |
| Goku | I didn't know that | |
| [LoverBoy] | My watch is broken | |
| Goku | I thought we just liked terrorizing people | |
| Sentroid91 | and he admitted that he watches Time Trax | |
| MSTAnon | Uh... I had Jello today... | |
| SirIshmael | Me back. | |
| jasoN | i used to watch it.. | |
| Sentroid91 | which was cancelled about 5 years ago | |
| SirIshmael | Yes. Stupid people fun. | |
| Sentroid91 | I like Jello | |
| SirIshmael | WHAT THE HELL IS THAT NOISE?! | |
| MSTAnon | Jello tastes good. | |
| * SirIshmael freaks out. | ||
| Sentroid91 | yum | |
| MSTAnon | Sorry! I farted. | |
| DarkonZero | I was sorta nice to TerBear......that's why I got back on. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'fart.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| MrNelson | Gah! | |
| SirIshmael | Oh.. Nevermind. | |
| Sentroid91 | hehee | |
| DarkonZero | BOB! | |
| DarkonZero | #timetrax! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'astropoo.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | MY BAN LIFTED! | |
| Sentroid91 | heh. | |
| MSTAnon | Poor V. | |
| DarkonZero | What is V? | |
| DarkonZero | Or Who? | |
| DarkonZero | Everwhat! | |
| MSTAnon | V is keeping Mars company in #timetrax. | |
| SirIshmael | A bot. | |
| SirIshmael | Like Mars. | |
| MSTAnon | Heh. | |
| Sentroid91 | V's another bot on another starlink server that stays on in case of a netsplit.... so the room keeps its topic | |
| DarkonZero | I just found out. | |
| Sentroid91 | Blu_Starr told me last night | |
| SirIshmael | So, Lover, gonna talk? | |
| Sentroid91 | He must be busy working for the weekend | |
| DarkonZero | Loverboy.....did you come in here to chat or what? | |
| [LoverBoy] | does anybody play QuakeII | |
| Goku | I do | |
| SirIshmael | Shut up, Ku! | |
| MSTAnon | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| Goku | He came here to pump *clap* you up! | |
| [LoverBoy] | What Mod? | |
| MSTAnon | No, I don't play PC games. | |
| * MSTAnon prefers his N64. | ||
| * DarkonZero bets Loverboy gets razzed on Quake 2 servers cause of his nick. | ||
| SirIshmael | Yeah, Anon's a man. He doesn't play games. Isn't that right, Anon? | |
| * Sentroid91 prefers his N64...... and his PSX..... and his Dreamcast..... | ||
| SirIshmael | Oh, and can you send me the SOL Post ahead of time? | |
| *** MrNelson has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| SirIshmael | I'm an egotist and need to see my article. | |
| [LoverBoy] | N64 is very good, but 4 players only... | |
| Sentroid91 | yes ONLY 4 players | |
| Goku | Do you think I should get a dream cast Sent? | |
| Sentroid91 | Absolutely | |
| Goku | is it that good? | |
| Sentroid91 | Yup | |
| * jasoN wants one, but is too poor | ||
| Sentroid91 | In fact, I just got MK Gold, like I said I was going to. | |
| Goku | I just sell my old games to get new ones | |
| Sentroid91 | It's very good. In fact better than I had thought it would be. | |
| jasoN | ooh, i know | |
| [LoverBoy] | Pc Games are more than 4 players... Like quake2 | |
| jasoN | hey mom! can i have a dreamcast? | |
| jasoN | hey mom! can i have a dreamcast? | |
| jasoN | hey mom! can i have a dreamcast? | |
| SirIshmael | No. | |
| jasoN | hey mom! can i have a dreamcast? | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| SirIshmael | DAMNATION! STUPID CHAIR! BRB! | |
| jasoN | please | |
| jasoN | please | |
| Sentroid91 | hmm | |
| jasoN | hey, get back here when i'm pestering! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm hungry...... | |
| Sentroid91 | Stupid Chair...... must've fallen apart.... that happened to me once | |
| * MSTAnon enjoys killing 3 friends at once on his N64 *in person*. | ||
| Sentroid91 | which game, Anon? 007? | |
| MSTAnon | Yes, and... | |
| Sentroid91 | Turok 2? | |
| MSTAnon | Well, no. | |
| Sentroid91 | uhm... Duke 64? | |
| MSTAnon | No. | |
| Goku | Yeah playing N64 4 player Golden Eye is the best | |
| * DarkonZero remembers playing Q2 on Heat.net in a newbie room.....it was fun. | ||
| * MSTAnon isn't big on the first-person shooters. | ||
| Sentroid91 | You should. That game is crazy when you put in the gameshark codes | |
| DarkonZero | I was just fraggin' left and right. | |
| [LoverBoy] | DarkonZero, what's the MOD? | |
| *** MSTAnon has left IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon is now known as ModSquad | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm the MOD! | |
| Sentroid91 | My friend and I kept playing this one level called The Overlord... and we'd take off invinsiblity and run from this huge guy | |
| DarkonZero | I like Descent 3..... | |
| DarkonZero | Descent 3 is decent. | |
| * Sentroid91 wonders what game he wants next... | ||
| DarkonZero | Now....i'm hooked on Metal Gear Solid. | |
| DarkonZero | And Tenchu. | |
| Sentroid91 | I guess i'll wait for TM4 to come out | |
| Sentroid91 | Ever play Syphon Filter, DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | Not yet. | |
| [LoverBoy] | No! Is it CTF, Chaos, DM, arena? | |
| Sentroid91 | It's a good game | |
| DarkonZero | Haven't been able to find Syphon. | |
| Sentroid91 | really? | |
| DarkonZero | Yup. | |
| Sentroid91 | must be that good a game then | |
| DarkonZero | Where I live I can't find it. | |
| Sentroid91 | That was the first game I got for PSX | |
| Sentroid91 | it's great though. It's like 007/Mission Impossible and Tomb Raider in one | |
| Sentroid91 | Best part is when you use the taser, though. | |
| DarkonZero | I can't wait till the "Evil Dead" games are made. | |
| Sentroid91 | You target guys in high places, like on roofs.... and zap the tazer at them.... and when you hold the button in for a long time, they start to go on fire. | |
| Sentroid91 | It's funny as hell the first few times around. | |
| * jasoN has to go | ||
| jasoN | bye kids | |
| Sentroid91 | bye jas | |
| DarkonZero | Bye N! | |
| DarkonZero | I felt so stupid when I played MGS last night..... | |
| * jasoN grabs bob's wallet and races out | ||
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| Sentroid91 | Aren't they coming out with a new MGS? | |
| Goku | *** krankkor (krankkor@152.202.243.73) has joined #BotTestLab | |
| DarkonZero | I spent an hour lookin' for a CD case ON the game.......for Meryl's Codec freq........then I looked at the games' CD case/ | |
| DarkonZero | I felt so dumb. | |
| * Sentroid91 will brb...afk | ||
| DarkonZero | And the new MGS thing is the VR missions. | |
| * Sentroid91 1,114 I a15m AW14AY2 [12 •9 i'm afk. 12 •2 ]14 P15age14r 2 [12 •9 off 12 •2 ] 14L15ef14t 2 [12 •9 01:02:53 12 •2 ] | ||
| DarkonZero | Well....I gotta get going.....later.....I'm hungry. | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Thu Oct 14 21:55:49 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Thu Oct 14 22:53:39 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Boo-Boo, you're a fine cat, what a good wife you would be...' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Thu Oct 14 20:36:51 | ||
| Sentroid91 | hey! I like that clock I downloaded | |
| Sentroid91 | it's cool | |
| SirIshmael | BOGIE AT 10 A CLOCK! | |
| SirIshmael | DZ! | |
| * Sentroid91 takes out his machine gun | ||
| DarkonZero | ISH! | |
| * Sentroid91 shoots bogie | ||
| Sentroid91 | "FINGAL!" | |
| Goku | nothing on TV | |
| Sentroid91 | dang. time moves way too fast. | |
| Goku | should I pop in a movie? | |
| SirIshmael | Man! Does Black Sabbath rock or what?! | |
| Goku | someone in my house rented 2 | |
| Sentroid91 | They sure do. | |
| Sentroid91 | Ozzy ROCKS! | |
| Goku | The Facility and Office Space | |
| SirIshmael | DAMN RIGHT THEY DO! | |
| Goku | not sure what to watch | |
| Sentroid91 | The Faculty was okay | |
| Sentroid91 | not the greatest | |
| SirIshmael | Stupid net congestion. | |
| Sentroid91 | The movie was only made to promote the fact that snorting homemade crystal meth is good to defend yourselves from aliens. | |
| Goku | Hehe | |
| Sentroid91 | uh-oh.. my clock just chimed two | |
| Goku | I shall watch that then! | |
| Goku | Aww | |
| Sentroid91 | gonna go now | |
| Goku | ok | |
| SirIshmael | Wimp! | |
| Goku | I will try to get the MSTape movies | |
| Goku | When I return these | |
| Sentroid91 | i'll be back tomorrow.... hopefully to finally riff the hell out of Leprechaun! | |
| Sentroid91 | I just hope I can get to Blockbuster tomorrow night.. | |
| SirIshmael | Um... Uh... DZ! | |
| Sentroid91 | Otherwise... I may have to go to... Drug Fair.... to get them | |
| * Sentroid91 shudders | ||
| Sentroid91 | anyways. c-yas | |
| *** Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
| *** Sentroid91 has quit IRC (Don't forget to visit http://mstiegate.cjb.net) | ||
| SirIshmael | Adidas. | |
| SirIshmael | DAMN! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm dead! | |
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| Goku | DAmn | |
| Goku | Prom is always on SciFi | |
| SirIshmael | He is. | |
| DarkonZero | Prom doesn't like us. | |
| SirIshmael | So... DZ... | |
| SirIshmael | Not at all. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah> | |
| DarkonZero | > to ? | |
| SirIshmael | You got me. | |
| * SirIshmael rocks to Black Sabbath! | ||
| Goku | ? < ! | |
| DarkonZero | WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? | |
| SirIshmael | DZ, can you see or are you blind? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm blind. | |
| SirIshmael | Just checking.] | |
| SirIshmael | Just checking. | |
| *** SirIshmael is now known as Pheek | ||
| * DarkonZero breaks out WINAMP! | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as UltraZero | ||
| Pheek | MAN! BLACK SABBATH ROCKS! | |
| Pheek | Help me decide... Stone Temple Pilots or Black Sabbath? | |
| * UltraZero listens to Nine Inch Nails' : "Where Is Everybody?" | ||
| UltraZero | SABBATH! | |
| Pheek | Quickly! Which one?! | |
| Pheek | Alright! | |
| Pheek | And why did you come back, DZ? | |
| UltraZero | I felt like it. | |
| Pheek | Ah. | |
| Pheek | Ku! Chane uet e= niuk! | |
| *** Goku has left IRC | ||
| *** Goku is now known as Shard | ||
| * Pheek grumbles. | ||
| Pheek | I meant, change yer nick. | |
| Pheek | <SirIshmael> Am I really intoxicated or do I just want to make you think I am. | |
| Pheek | <Sentroid91> I can't say. | |
| Pheek | <Sentroid91> but it depends on whether you've drinken something that's caused you to become stone drunk..... | |
| Pheek | What do you think, DZ? | |
| UltraZero | I can't....I'm braindead. | |
| UltraZero | And it's UZ, now. | |
| Pheek | C'mon, guess! | |
| Pheek | Oh, right, | |
| Pheek | C'mon, UZ, guess! | |
| UltraZero | You're not drunk. | |
| UltraZero | When I was drunk.....I could barely type. | |
| Pheek | Maybe I am... Maybe I'm not. | |
| Pheek | That's what Sent guessed, btw. | |
| Pheek | Maybe I'm double checking my spelling. | |
| Shard | Go! | |
| Shard | Listen to my radio station! | |
| Shard | Make it the most listend to! | |
| Pheek | 'kay. | |
| UltraZero | Hehe.... | |
| Shard | hehe | |
| Pheek | Care to change yer answer, UZ? | |
| Shard | Uzie! | |
| Pheek | NOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| UltraZero | Where it be at...Shard? | |
| * Pheek gets shot and stuff. | ||
| Pheek | Is it in RA? | |
| Shard | www.wiredplanet.com | |
| Shard | download the thing | |
| UltraZero | Oh.....I don't feel like D/ling anything of that kind now. | |
| UltraZero | Sorry. | |
| Shard | then go to music stations, then MyStaions, then Amazing Colossal Station | |
| Shard | Aww | |
| Shard | it's a quick one | |
| Shard | hehe | |
| UltraZero | Ok....I'll d/l it. | |
| Shard | hehe | |
| Shard | See my stupid comments of the songs! | |
| * Pheek looks up. | ||
| * Pheek goes to www.wiredplanet.com. | ||
| UltraZero | I'll make my station on both Imagine and WiredPlanet........Station Zero! | |
| Shard | Oh, and you kinda have to like TMBg if you listen to the station, since thats all I have so far hehe | |
| Shard | Amazing Colossal Station! | |
| Shard | Amazing Colossal Station! | |
| Shard | Amazing Colossal Station! | |
| [Pheek SOUND] | ||
| Shard | hehe | |
| UltraZero | I like TMBG...alot. | |
| Shard | They have 7 CD's not including Singles right? | |
| UltraZero | You gotta sorta like the stuff I listen to if you want to stand mine. | |
| UltraZero | Shard...not sure. | |
| UltraZero | It's been a long time. | |
| *** Goku is on IRC | ||
| *** Shard is now known as Goku | ||
| Goku | screw that | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| Goku | I like Goku | |
| * Pheek conforms. | ||
| Goku | Well there is a music club that h as 6 TMBG Cd's | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** Pheek is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| Goku | and ones a double | |
| Goku | and you get 7 free | |
| Goku | then buy one | |
| Goku | then get 4 free | |
| Goku | so I am doing that | |
| UltraZero | DAMN! | |
| UltraZero | I like the nik I got now.... | |
| BobIshmael | Which club now? | |
| UltraZero | It's not the same though. | |
| Goku | My dad belongs, so if I sign up, he gets more cd's | |
| Goku | bmg | |
| Goku | I think | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** UltraZero is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| BobIshmael | Way to conform, DZ! | |
| * BobIshmael ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHS and will BRB. | ||
| Goku | Are you on my station DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | Ku...not yet. | |
| Goku | It's pretty neat | |
| DarkonZero | Yes it is...... | |
| Goku | I have Flansburgs other band on there | |
| Goku | and some Linnel solo stuff | |
| Goku | Mono Puff | |
| DarkonZero | Ku...did it make a folder in your Start Menu? | |
| Goku | Yeah | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| Goku | why Hmm | |
| DarkonZero | Under Programs? | |
| DarkonZero | Or just the main? | |
| Goku | um..main | |
| Goku | No goto musicstations the MyMusic Broadcasts, then on the bottom theres other stations, then closer to the bottom is e | |
| Goku | <Goku> then buy one | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...good. | |
| Goku | opp | |
| Goku | s | |
| Goku | Amazing Colossal Station! | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| Goku | and then you download m. | |
| Goku | then go open m. | |
| Goku | and use wiredplanet to open it | |
| Goku | memorize the icon of it | |
| Goku | cause it doesn't say wiredplanet | |
| Goku | but it starts with w | |
| Goku | and has the icon | |
| Goku | eheh | |
| DarkonZero | Majin Trunks? | |
| Goku | Yup | |
| Goku | Majin Trunks | |
| Goku | My favorite alias | |
| DarkonZero | Found it then.....there are alot of TMBG stations. | |
| Goku | Yeah | |
| Goku | Mines the bestest! | |
| DarkonZero | Where do you d/l the file to? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm a moron now.....ugh. | |
| Goku | anywhere | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks... | |
| * BobIshmael decides it's too much "work." | ||
| BobIshmael | It's not really work, which makes me even lasier. | |
| BobIshmael | It's not really work, which makes me even lazier. | |
| * BobIshmael becomes a laser. | ||
| Goku | WiredP~1 | |
| Goku | I think that is the name of the thing you open it with | |
| Goku | something close to that | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| DarkonZero | I can't get your station..... | |
| Goku | why not? | |
| DarkonZero | I put the file in a folder I made for it and I can't open it! | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor drops into #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | OW! The floor in here is hard. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| Goku | does it ask you what to open it with? | |
| DarkonZero | Of can't figure it out | |
| Goku | Hi De | |
| DarkonZero | De.... | |
| Goku | does it ask you what to open it with? | |
| DarkonZero | Heelo | |
| DeRaptor | Greetings, freaks. | |
| DeRaptor | Um...I'm scared of the topic now. | |
| DarkonZero | No Ku. | |
| Goku | oh...damn | |
| Goku | De, do you have Wiredplanet? | |
| DeRaptor | nope | |
| Goku | It asks me what to open it with | |
| Goku | then I open it with | |
| Goku | WiredP~1 | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...I got it.... | |
| BobIshmael | l , | |
| Goku | wha hoo! | |
| Goku | what song is playing? | |
| DarkonZero | I hit my head. | |
| Goku | Hehe | |
| BobIshmael | cedfneszrbnkl,9 okm,nmnnvmkgn3bcjmng tf3hbmk9i yjgtvnbkmyg vxnmbknh gvzhkmi8 yjhbvgyhnju8 02 | |
| Goku | look at my comments! | |
| BobIshmael | Ooops! Sorry! | |
| BobIshmael | Trying to clean my keyboard off. | |
| Goku | I only have one comment on that one | |
| Goku | there is usually 3 | |
| Goku | Thats Mono Puff | |
| Goku | Flansburgs other band | |
| DarkonZero | It's cool.... | |
| BobIshmael | Trying to clean my keyboard \][ | |
| DarkonZero | I'll make my station later.... | |
| BobIshmael | Eep. Sorry again. | |
| Goku | K, you'll probably hear Creep alot, thats a Mono Puff sond, I have it at a 10 rotation since it's near Halloween | |
| BobIshmael | Okay, it's clean enough. | |
| Goku | creepy song it it | |
| Goku | it is | |
| Goku | It was totally rockin! | |
| Goku | It was totally rockin! | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, and DE! | |
| DeRaptor | hmmm? | |
| BobIshmael | No, it's a greeting. | |
| BobIshmael | Delayed greeting, but a greeting nonetheless. | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot what I was doing...... | |
| Goku | De do you have any idea how many TMBG CD's there are, not including singles? | |
| Goku | You were listening to way cool beats on my radio station | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| DeRaptor | uh...go check cdnow, 'ku. | |
| Goku | do they have them all? | |
| Goku | www.cdnow.com | |
| DeRaptor | I have no idea. | |
| DeRaptor | Maybe check tmbg.com too. | |
| Goku | 10 | |
| Goku | ok | |
| Goku | I am getting 6 of them sson | |
| Goku | soon | |
| DeRaptor | wow...cool. | |
| Goku | yeah...signing up for music club I got in the mail | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
| DarkonZero | I used to be part of those. | |
| DarkonZero | It sorta sucks.... | |
| DarkonZero | But it's your choice. | |
| Goku | Is it the part that you have to send back all those CD's each month? | |
| Goku | that sucks | |
| Goku | ? | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| BobIshmael | Hi. | |
| DarkonZero | Ah....."She's An Angel" is playing. | |
| Goku | I like that song | |
| DarkonZero | I do too. | |
| Goku | DZ, what part sucked? | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't return a CD...and I didn't pay.....so they got on my case. | |
| DarkonZero | I ened owing $90 for one CD. | |
| DarkonZero | ended even. | |
| Goku | Oh, my dad is already in it, so he will just send mine back with his | |
| Goku | yikes | |
| Goku | that sucks | |
| Goku | unless they send them seperatly | |
| Goku | that would really suck | |
| DeRaptor | ick...$90? How? | |
| DarkonZero | That's why I'm sorta glad that I live in a big town. | |
| Goku | on seperate says | |
| DarkonZero | De....I didn't pay within the time limit and I avoided it. | |
| DarkonZero | My fault a bit... | |
| DarkonZero | But they asked for $20 for the CD...... | |
| DarkonZero | This was a time i had no money. | |
| DeRaptor | yikes. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...what was with me giving a password? | |
| DarkonZero | I can't use it...or I'm missing something. | |
| Goku | what are you talking about? | |
| Goku | wiredplanet? | |
| DarkonZero | The registration. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah. | |
| Goku | Oh | |
| DarkonZero | I registered...... | |
| DarkonZero | So.....where the hell does the password come in? | |
| Goku | I am guessing it is for when you make your station, and don't go into it with the proggie | |
| Goku | You do through the site | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| DarkonZero | I feel like making a station now. | |
| Goku | heh | |
| Goku | Listen to mine! | |
| DeRaptor | wouldn't that take a lot of time? | |
| Goku | see all my funny comments! | |
| Goku | Yes | |
| Goku | 30 songs | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | Ku...I am listening...GEEZ! | |
| DeRaptor | How do ya make a station? Do ya need mp3s or something? | |
| Goku | making a station takes alot of time too | |
| DarkonZero | I got time. | |
| Goku | no, listen to a station, then click on MY STATION then add "song" to my station | |
| Goku | hehe did you hear Older yet? | |
| DarkonZero | Nope.... | |
| DarkonZero | "Ana Ng" is playing. | |
| Goku | Wait no | |
| Goku | thats not the one | |
| Goku | My favorite TMBG song! | |
| Goku | Are you rating them? | |
| Goku | click RATE TRACK | |
| * DarkonZero looks at the station editor..... | ||
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| Goku | that decides how often they are played | |
| Goku | 10 best | |
| Goku | 0 worst | |
| DarkonZero | Well folks I gotta go...... | |
| DarkonZero | Later..... | |
| Goku | Aw, c ya later | |
| DeRaptor | awww...bya. | |
| DarkonZero | The sibling is being bothersome. | |
| Goku | Oh | |
| DarkonZero | I might be back. | |
| Goku | Well rate the songs! | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | Till then. | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Thu Oct 14 23:49:27 1999 | ||
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