#Deep13_991010.log

Session Start: Sun Oct 10 00:02:17 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<Locdog07> I panicked!!! <Timmyling> Well, paniced. No. Wait. Scratch that. * Timmyling hides.'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Sat Oct 09 19:26:12
TimmylingYou should make an auto-ye kick.
BobIshmaelOh... Nevermind.
DarkonZeroAGH!
DarkonZeroTHE NAUSEA INDUCING PERSON IS STILL HERE!
MSTManosWow. Omega and a Pakistani.
Sentroid91S9, I command you to enter the room!
CallipyGon 1:text:*whant*:#:{ if ($nick == omega) { /kick $chan $nick auto-whant kick } }
BobIshmaelwhant
BobIshmaelOh..
* BobIshmael smacks his head.
TimmylingWho, DZ?  O-mee?
Sentroid91ooh, I think i'll add that
CallipyGnow you see it.
DarkonZeroLing....yes....o-mee.
TimmylingAh.
DarkonZeroYe
DarkonZerowhant
DarkonZeroD'oh!
Sentroid91Ne
DarkonZeroNI!
[SOUND]
* BobIshmael swears.
[SOUND]
[SOUND]
-Sentroid91- Don't say Ye again, ok? I just made a Ye kick
BobIshmaelI have to take the bus to that damn thing tomorrow.
DeRaptorOh, stop that.
BobIshmaelI don't know why I typed that. Huh.
CallipyGI have to take a bus to some damn thing tomorrow too
DarkonZeroI have to take a bus off a cliff.
CallipyGye
Sentroid91omega? are you Tom Curze?
DarkonZeroThis look like the time for a "HUZZAH"!
TimmylingOh ye.
MSTManosYe.
MSTManosYe?
MSTManosNe.
MSTManosNe?
MSTManosYe.
MSTManosEh...
MSTManosYe...
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
MSTManosTy
MSTManos??
MSTManosBite me.
MSTManos:)
Sentroid91omega? are you Tom Curze?
DeRaptorDamn, people have been calling my VMB.
Sentroid91I'd like to know. Someone told me you were
* MSTManos WHANTS a VMB, dammit!
CallipyGDe, whats YOUR VMB number?
Sentroid91go get one, Manos
Sentroid91www.ureach.com
MSTManosWhere?
MSTManosOh.
MSTManosk
Sentroid91ne
Sentroid91we
MSTManosHell ne!
Sentroid91S9, I command you to enter the room!
BobIshmaelHey! I know how I can record a clip of that CD!
DarkonZeroLater all......I feel sick now.....I don't know why.
DarkonZeroUntil then.....
DarkonZeroBYE!
BobIshmaelAdidas, Dav- DZ.
Sentroid91S9, I command you to enter the room!
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S9-SentryLook alive people! S9-Sentry is here!!!
* CallipyG listens to sound clips of Bob's cd
MSTManosToo much Romanian.
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Oct 10 00:08:49 1999
Session Start: Sun Oct 10 03:15:32 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Timmyling: "Bob is a really great guy. 39 Helens agree." '
*** Set by Mars on Sun Oct 10 00:58:02
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Oct 10 03:15:58 1999
Session Start: Sun Oct 10 12:52:35 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<DarKrow> I've been camping <Locdog07> Ewww <DarKrow> Loc, I'm not at home... This is CH88's PC <Locdog07> EVEN WORSE!!! EWWWWW!'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Sun Oct 10 11:52:02
DarkonZeroWEE!
DarKrowhEY!
DarKrowHey!
DarKrowI've been out camping
DarkonZeroEwww!
DarKrowwhat!
DarKrowCamping's fun!
DarkonZeroKidding....
DarkonZeroThe topic.
DarKrowyeh
DarKrowLoc set it
DarKrowI'm at home now
DarkonZeroLoc is a weird one....
DarkonZeroBut....moving on.
* DarkonZero like the new monitor res that is set.
DarKrowDZ, you got any Stones MP3
DarkonZeroDK...nope.
DarKrowawww
DarkonZeroI mostly got MP3's that I ripped myself.
DarKrowyou got any R.E.M. MP3s
DarkonZeroNope....not much of a R.E.M. fan.
DarKrowWhat do you have
DarKrowwhat bands
DarkonZeroHold on....
DarkonZeroI got....Bis, Fear Factory, NIN, Foo Fighters, Frank Black, Filter, Gary Numan, Information Society, Jesus Jones, The Rentals, The Chemical Brothers, Orgy, Matthew Sweet, Tubeway Army, Kraftwerk, Guided By Voices, and They Might Be Giants.
DarkonZeroThat's all the bands.
DarkonZeroI have MP3's of.
DarKrowk....
DarKrownm then
DarkonZeroOk....
DarkonZeroSorry....I don't listen to many older acts.
DarkonZeroMy tasste in music is usually when I want to listen to a certain sound.
DarKrows'ok
* DarKrow will BRB 14,15(2,15 stuff 14,15)
* DarKrow is back
DarKroweep
DarkonZeroHey....
DarkonZeroeep?
DarKrowEagles... won...
DarKrowThe Eagles... won... against Dallas
DarkonZeroOh....a football watcher, eh?
DarKrowsort of
DarkonZeroAh....
DarkonZeroI'm just looking up strats for a couple of new games I bought....new to me.....but old to you probably.
*** Timmyling is on IRC
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DarkonZeroLING!
TimmylingHi there.
DarkonZeroMr. Announcer Voice!
TimmylingHeh.
DarKrowTimmyling... the Eagles beat Dallas
DarKrow:-o
DarkonZero.....heh.
TimmylingWow..
TimmylingIt's a miracle.
DarKrow:-o
DarkonZeroTHERE IS A GOD!
DarKrowDallas Sucks!
*** DarKrow changes topic to '3,15It's Official! For once and for all... DALLAS SUCKS!'
TimmylingIndeed they do...but the Eagles are the only team that can have someone fall down.  Without the help of anyone else.  He just fell down.
* DarkonZero actually thinks that the facie DK makes is DK's actual facce.
DarKrowslippery turf
DarKrowI was shocked
TimmylingBut no one else fell down.
DarKrowNow i'm just happy!
DarKrowoh come off it
TimmylingAlright, alright.
DarkonZeroNow...now...biys.
TimmylingOoh, DK.  I'm on pIRCh.  Be proud.
* Timmyling dances.
DarkonZeroGuys...everwhat.
*** DarKrow changes topic to '3,15The Eagles Win! It's Official! For once and for all... DALLAS SUCKS!'
DarKrowYaaay!
* DarKrow dances with Ling
DarKrowWheeeeeee
* DarkonZero is disturbed by the display of happiness.
DarKrowEagles Win!
* Timmyling stops dancing.
DarKrow'Ling's on pIRCh
DarKrowIt's a good day!
DarkonZeroAre you guys.....you know.....DALE?
DarkonZeroWell?
DarKrowDALE?
TimmylingNo.
DarkonZeroLing is not Dale....I thought you were.....AGH!
DarKrowWheeee!
* DarKrow will BRB 14,15(2,15 celebration! 14,15)
DarkonZeroHmmmmm....
TimmylingHuh,
*** DarKrow changes topic to '3,15The Eagles Win 13 to 10! It's Official! For once and for all... DALLAS SUCKS!'
DarkonZeroHope DK doesn't slip and break his leg and arm and stuff.
TimmylingHeh.
* DarKrow slips but doesn't hurt himself
DarkonZeroAll that drunken celebrating he's doing.
DarKrowDALLAS SUCKS!
DarKrowDALLAS SUCKS!
DarKrowE! A! G! L! E! S! EAGLES!
TimmylingSee what fanatics Philly guys are, DZ?
DarkonZeroYeah,
DarKrowAt least my clothes are still on
DarkonZeroI like the Philly Flyers......
DarkonZeroI'm a hockey fan.
* DarKrow pushes 'Ling for his lack of Respect for our first win!
TimmylingJoin us next time the Eagles play a game...<DarKrow> Eagles suck.  They can't win anything.
TimmylingLack of respect?
DarKrowThe Eagles still suck... But Dallas is suckier
TimmylingI can tell you that inside, I'm screaming with intense joy.
TimmylingSo there.
DarKrowYeah
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
DarKrowEAGLES!
DarKrowEAGLES!
DarKrowEAGLES!
DarKrowThat
DarKrowThat's enough for me
DarkonZeroThey suck...but the other team is suckier?
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
DarKrowwell, just one more
DarKrowThat
DarKrower
DarKrowEAGLES!
DarkonZeroDK's logic.
DarKrowThe Eagles are 1 and 3
DarKrowAnd Dallas is 3 and 1... But they suck
DarKrowcuz they're Dallas
DarKrowAnd Dallas sucks
DarkonZeroWhat about New York?
DarKrowRangers Suck
DarKrowCuz they're the Rangers
DarkonZeroI know....but the Giants?
DarKrowpbbbth
DarKrowI don't care
DarkonZeroOk....
DarkonZeroThe Jets?
DarKrowI don't care
DarKrowWE WIN!
DarkonZeroSuuuuuuuure.....you don't.
DarkonZeroWell....I'll BBL.........gonna do some other things today.....later.
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Oct 10 13:32:38 1999
Session Start: Sun Oct 10 14:19:45 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '3,15The Eagles Win 13 to 10! It's Official! For once and for all... DALLAS SUCKS!'
*** Set by DarKrow on Sun Oct 10 13:38:34
DarkonZeroWEE!
DarKrowHey!
DarKrowWB
DarkonZeroThankee.....
* DarkonZero realizes he's hungry and goes to look for food.
DarkonZeroI'm hungry.
* DarKrow hands DZ some of his Popsicle
* DarKrow notice it melting and eats it
* DarkonZero comes back with chips and water.
DarkonZeroHmmmmm....
DarkonZeroChips......
* DarKrow goes and gets more fud
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DarkonZeroANON!
TimmylingWB, DZ.  Anon.
MSTAnonIs it just me, or is the Satellite News just a blank page?
DarkonZeroHmmmm....you got the same thing?
MSTAnonYup.
DarkonZeroIt must be down.
MSTAnonMaybe they finally conceded the title of best MST fansite to me. ;)
DarKrowHey Anon!
MSTAnonHi, all.
* DarKrow returns with Rice Krispie Treats, Pretzels, and Cherry Pepsi
MSTAnonUgh.
DarKrowmmm
DarKrowwha?
DarkonZeroDK.....you got enough sugar?
TimmylingCherry Pepsi?
* MSTAnon didn't get any Rice Krispie Treats this weekend. =(
* DarKrow hands Anon a Krispy Treat
* Timmyling steals DZ's Cherry Pepsi and chugs.
DarKrowDAH!
TimmylingWait...
TimmylingNot DZ.
DarkonZeroI didn't have a Cherry Pepsi Ling.
TimmylingDK.
MSTAnonGee, thanks. =P
* DarKrow kills Timmyling and strains the pepsi out of Ling
DarKrowwait
DarkonZeroI have only water.
DarKrowsad thing is Ling
DarKrowZ is nowhere near K
TimmylingHey!  You can't kill me!  It's not nice.
TimmylingNo, I confused DK and DZ once again.
* DarKrow un does it cuz Ling stole DZ's Sodee
DarkonZeroI only have water/
* DarKrow drinks his Pepsi
* DarKrow moves on to the Extra Dark Pretels
DarkonZeroWater and really salty Tostitos.
DarKrowPretzels
* DarKrow pours Salsa and Cheese on DZ's Tostitos
DarkonZeroDamn.....I wish it was real.
DarKrowheh
DarKrowhave you no cheese in your house
DarkonZeroAmerican cheese......but it don't like anything south of the border.
DarKrowso
DarKrowwho cares
DarKrowCheese is Cheese
DarKrowstick the chips in a bowl
DarkonZeroNOOOOO!
DarKrowand cover them with cheese
DarKrowand nuke it
DarkonZeroI like them just fine.
DarKrowfine
DarKrowbe that way
DarkonZeroThough the saltiness causes my lips to get inflammed.
* DarKrow lights DZ's lips on fire
DarkonZeroAAGH!
* DarkonZero douses the fire with water.
DarKrowhehehe
DarkonZeroAhhhhhhh.....
* DarKrow hides the matches behind his back
DarkonZeroOk....who did it?
DarkonZeroLing?
DarKrownot me...
DarkonZeroI think you did it.
TimmylingWhat?
TimmylingDid what?
DarkonZeroYou lit my lips on fire.
* DarKrow stuffs the matches into Ling's claws
TimmylingOh, right.
* Timmyling throws the matches at DZ.
DarKrowhehehe
DarkonZeroI could have been the symbol for that failed band....Flaming Lips.
DarKrowTimmyling, you bad person... er robot... er Robot Offspring
DarkonZeroLing.....he's robopoo.
* DarKrow shakes his head at Ling
TimmylingHuh.
DarKrowHow could you do such a thing
DarKrowlighting DZ's lips on fire
TimmylingIt's easy.  Strike a match and hold it near the lips.
DarKrowshame shame shame...
* DarkonZero wonders if he would be able to kiss girls ever again..........
DarkonZero*sob*
* DarKrow gives DZ lip implants... making him look like Mick Jagger
TimmylingDon't you mean kiss girls ever?
TimmylingHeh.
DarkonZeroNo....
DarkonZeroI kissed girls.....
* DarKrow gives DZ a mirror
DarkonZeroAAAAAGH!
DarkonZeroNOOOOOOO!
DarKrow:-4()
DarkonZeroNow I got to speak in a accent.
DarKrowBig Lips
DarKrowWould you rather have big lips or no lips
DarKrow:-4( )
DarkonZeroNo lips.....
* DarKrow rips the lips off
DarkonZeroWait....
DarkonZeroI forgot I'm a damned computer construct.
* DarkonZero uses his computer abilities to fix his lips.
DarKrowaww
DarkonZeroAhhhh....
DarkonZeroBetter.
* DarkonZero looks in a mirror.....
DarkonZeroMan...I look good.
* DarKrow cuts one of the wires connecting DZ to the room... making him half-there
DarkonZeroD'oh!
DarkonZeroAnd it had to be my top half.
* DarKrow cuts another making him a disembodied head
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
* DarKrow cuts another forcing him to fall to the ground
DarkonZeroNow....I'm "ahead" of you all!
* DarKrow cuts one of the last two wires making him a simple, inivisible voice
* DarkonZero just rolls aways.......
DarkonZeroDamn....
DarkonZeroNow I can't pick on Manos for being invisible.
DarKrowWhere's DZ
* DarKrow walks around looking for DZ
DarkonZeroI'm over here!
* DarkonZero wonders why he makes friends with teenagers.....
DarKrowwhere?
DarkonZeroOh.....cause I don't care who I make friends with.
DarkonZeroAs long as they are cool to me.
DarkonZeroI'm over here!
DarkonZeroDummy!
DarKrowBRB
DarkonZeroOk.
* DarkonZero wanders off and comes back with Spree candies.
TimmylingWhy do you make friends with teenagers?  Because you're just as dumb as we are.
DarkonZeroYup.
TimmylingAnd this room is addictive.
DarkonZeroThat too..
DarkonZeroActually...it's true....
DarkonZeroI don't care who I make friends with.
DarkonZeroI really don't care what others think of me....much.
DarkonZeroIt's who I am.
DarkonZeroI like fun.
DarkonZeroAnd don't we all like fun?
DarkonZeroAnd if you say "No" I'll kick you.
TimmylingHm.
DarkonZeroOh great.....
DarkonZeroThe gears are moving.....
DarkonZeroSlowly.
TimmylingWhat gears?
DarkonZeroIn your head.
TimmylingHuh.
* Sound request: can't find 'wtmj.wav'
[Timmyling SOUND]
TimmylingHmm.
DarkonZeroLing...I'm surprized you never heard of that analogy of Thinking to gears moving.
DarKrowBAK
DarkonZeroWB!
TimmylingI've heard of that.
DarKrowWha!
DarkonZeroThen why?
DarKrowThanx
TimmylingI just don't find it funny.
DarkonZeroOh....
DarkonZeroOk.
TimmylingHeh.
DarkonZeroHave it your way....BURGER KING!
Timmyling"Have it your way...but the awful aftertaste our food leaves you'll have to deal with."
DarkonZeroI like Jack In The Box....
DarkonZeroThough it kills.
TimmylingI've never even seen a Jack In The Box.
DarkonZeroWell....
DarkonZeroNevermind then.
TimmylingI know that the food is deadly, but I've never seen an outlet of theirs.
* MSTAnon looks for a Cooper XL7 mask.
DarkonZeroOh....
* DarKrow will BBL (dinner!)
TimmylingI hardly knew Hardee's existed before I went to North Carolina.  Hardee's is supposedly the employment capital of NC.
DarkonZeroCam lives in NC.....I think.
TimmylingNote the sarcasm in the last sentence.
TimmylingHe lives in SC.
DarkonZeroWell...
DarkonZeroThey have them there too.
TimmylingThe same goes for Arby's.  I would have never known that they existed had I not taken a trip to northern PA.
DarkonZeroArby's.....runniest roast beef in America!
TimmylingHeh.
DarkonZeroThough it's really good!
TimmylingI've been to one Roy Roger's.  One.  And it was at 5 am, so I lost half of my memory of it right there.
DarkonZeroHeh.
MSTAnonOkay, gotta go to the Weird Al concert. Talk to you guys later!
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TimmylingRghh.
DarkonZeroI went inside a Bob's Big Boy once.....didn't eat.....just went inside...found out the prices of food...then left.
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TimmylingI liked Big Boys.
* Sound request: can't find 'kevin.wav'
[Timmyling SOUND]
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
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ManosV2Heh!
ManosV2Crazy DK.
TimmylingManos.
ManosV2Hey there 'ling, DZ.
DarkonZeroMANNY!
DarkonZeroDamn....
ManosV2Well, DZ, I have some news to pass along if I don't see Bob anytime soon.
DarkonZeroBob got me calling you Manny.
ManosV2Heh.
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ManosV2Hey there, DK.
DarkonZeroWhat's the news Manos?
TimmylingDZ and I were just having a deep discussion about fast food joints and buffets we had never heard of before.
ManosV2(Or CrazyRed)
ManosV2Well, I've been talking to my parents concerning the con...
DarkonZeroYeaah....
DarkonZeroAnd.
ManosV2They need to know more about you guys.
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Asskickerhey
DarkonZeroAwww.....damn.
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
ManosV2So I need Bob's phone number, and perhaps that of you and De.
Asskickerhahahahahaha
Asskickernice topic!
DarkonZeroDamn....
Asskickerwho set it?
ManosV2Lemme guess... you ARE CrazyRed.
ManosV2CrazyHed.
ManosV2DK.
Asskickerwhat?
DarkonZeroThat's gonna be awkward.....I really don't like talking to other people's parents.......
ManosV2Otherwise, I'm not going anywhere this July.
Asskickerwho set the topic?
ManosV2DK.
DarkonZeroWe'll see what Bob says.
Asskickerwho set the topic?
ManosV2DK set it, you idiot!
ManosV2DK!
ManosV2Sheesh!
Asskickersorry!I thought you were saying something to me.
ManosV2Heh.
Asskickerwell it's true.
Asskickerthe topic anyway
ManosV2Yeah. Hehe.
Asskickerso what you talkin about in here?
AsskickerHey I know a secret about DK.
ManosV2Meanwhile, the NFL refuses to get its property on the 2nd-largest city in the world, and instead give it to a state where there's already enough football.
ManosV2Oh, so you are CrazyHed.
ManosV2Figured.
DarkonZeroHey all.....I'm going again.....
ManosV2Damn... bye, DZ.
DarkonZeroGoing to eat.
TimmylingBye DZ.
DarkonZeroManny...I'll be back later.
ManosV2k
ManosV2Who knows if I will, though.
DarkonZeroWait.....Manny...e-mail Bob.
Asskickerwell do you want to here it or not?
ManosV2Hmm.
ManosV2Go ahead, unless it's something we don't wanna hear.
DarkonZeroOr....post a message on ATTMTN.
Asskickerhow?
DarkonZeroLater all....
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Oct 10 15:08:46 1999
Session Start: Sun Oct 10 17:40:38 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '3,15The Eagles Win 13 to 10! It's Official! For once and for all... DALLAS SUCKS!'
*** Set by Darphod_K on Sun Oct 10 16:29:55
DarkonZeroWEE!
Darphod_KDZ!
Darphod_KHey!
DarkonZeroDK!
Gokuyes'm
*** DarKrow is on IRC
*** Darphod_K is now known as DarKrow
DarKrowHEHE!}
TimmylingDZ.
DarkonZeroLing....
* DarKrow jumps on DZ's head
DarkonZeroOW!
DarKrowI'm light
DarKrowI'm light!
DarkonZeroYour claws!
* DarKrow releases them
DarKrowsorry
DarkonZeroS'okay.
DarkonZeroIMM!
DarkonZeroKU!
DarKrowk
DarkonZeroAnd De....
* DarKrow falls off cuz he has no grip
DarKrowAAAA!
IncMeltManI'm here...having trouble finding the Weird Al page.
DarkonZeroOopie.
DarKrowowie
* DarKrow gets up and flies to his beanbag
DarKrowBRB
DarkonZeroOkie!
Goku£Ø º ή¸© ®Å°ªÎ©Ù ©ÅÌ°ö©Ù ª°°
Goku<Goku> £Ø º ή¸© ®Å°ªÎ©Ù ©ÅÌ°ö©Ù ª°°
* DeRaptor looks up.
GokuI have another encoder too
DeRaptoryeh?
* DarKrow is back
DarkonZeroJust sain' "Hi" De....that's all.
Goku§ ¡�
DarkonZeroIMM.....you try www.weirdal.com?
Goku§ 2
DarKrowSaturday I'm, flying down to Florida for two weeks
DarKrowAhhh!
DarKrowVacation!
IncMeltManhttp://www.emsphone.com/Yankovic/Yankovic/PLyrics.html
IncMeltManLyrics there
DarkonZeroOh.....
IncMeltManhttp://php.indiana.edu/~jbmorris/lyrics.html#aY  More lyrics here
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DarKrowawww
IncMeltManWho asked for the Al lyrics?
DarkonZeroFlorida, eh....DK?
DarKrowyeh
DarKrowDiznee Werld
DarkonZeroI used to live there.
DarkonZeroWell...not in Disney World.
DarKrowI'm going to diznee Weld!
DarkonZeroAnd you decided to go to that evil place.
DarKrowWerld!
IncMeltManI live in a cake.......I heard that somewhere....WHERE!?
DarKrowFrom your own mouth
IncMeltManmaybe....but I thought it was funny...I mean...it's an odd thing to say
IncMeltManI live in a cake.
IncMeltManSee!
DarkonZeroI live in a sponge.
DeRaptorLet's go live in a cake.
TimmylingYeah.  Move #Deep13 to a cake.
IncMeltManHee hee
IncMeltManBut don't leave the cake out in the rain.
DarkonZeroWhy not a doughnut?
* DarKrow eats the new home of #Deep13
IncMeltManBecause it took so long to bake it.
IncMeltManAnd I'll never have that recipe again.
DarKrowoops
DarkonZeroDammit DK!
DarKrowwhat
DarKrowI was hungry
DarKrowYou should know you can't trust me with food
DarkonZeroDK ate it.......Damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
IncMeltManHeston didn't say "God"
DarkonZeroEverwhat1
* DarKrow bakes another one
IncMeltManBut you'll never have that recipe again.....OH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
* DarkonZero tosses his cookies......
DarkonZeroHEY!
DarkonZeroWHO WANTS SOME?!
DarKrowNo thanx
DarkonZeroThey're good cookies.
* DarKrow mixes in Lemons and Sugar
DarKrowAre they Nilla Wafers?
IncMeltMan"Want some?" -Girl in "Daddy-O"
DarKrowI need Nilla Wafers
DarkonZeroYeah....
DarKrowGimme some
DarKrowbroken up
DarKrowhell crushed
* DarkonZero gives DK some Nilla Wafers.
DarKrowcrush them into a powder for me
DarkonZeroYou crush 'em.
* DarKrow mixes
* DeRaptor looks up.
DarKrowgrrr
* DarKrow stops mixing and crushes the wafers
DeRaptorWhen this gray world crumbles like a cake, I'll be hangin' from the hope that I never see that recipe again...
* DarKrow mixes them in
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* DarKrow adds chocolate chips
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* DeRaptor drops into #Deep13
DeRaptorOW! The floor in here is hard.
DarkonZeroWB?
*** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor
DarKrow?
IncMeltManwb!
DeRaptorWhy did I press that button?
DeRaptorStupid me.
DarkonZeroCause....you wanted to.
* DarKrow pours the mix into a cake pan and bakes
IncMeltMan"Don't touch it!  It's the history eraser button, you fool!"
* DarKrow watches the cake bake
DarkonZeroWhat.....this button?
DarKrow.....
* DarKrow smack's DZ's hand
* DarkonZero holds his finger over the button.
DarkonZeroOW!
DarKrowI don't want to re-make this
* DarKrow unplugs the button
DarKrowThere!
* DarKrow watches his cake
DarkonZeroWait.....am I still the disembodied voice?
DarKrowI dunno
DarKrowdid you fix your wires?
DarkonZeroNo.
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
IncMeltManAnother reason to vomit today: It's David Lee Roth's birthday.
DarKrowthen you are still a voice
DarkonZeroAARG!
DarKrowDavid Lee Roth?
DarKrowHe lights the Mehnora
DarKrowSo does James Caan, Kirk Douglass, and the Late Diana Shore-a
IncMeltManStop!
DarKrowGues who eats together at the carnegie deli!
DarKrowBowzer from Sha-na-na and Arthur Fonzelrelli
IncMeltManStop right now, DK.
DarKrowawww
* DarKrow watches his cake
* DarKrow sings under his breath
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Remember I Was Vapour"4,1
IncMeltManYes.   Stare at your cake and think about what you've done
DarKrowPUT ON YER YAMUKA!
DarKrowHERE COMES CHANNUKA!
IncMeltManARRRGHHH!!!!
IncMeltManDIE DIE DIE!!!!!
* DarKrow puts on the CD and plays it in Melty's ears
* IncMeltMan melts.
DarKrowhehe
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* DarKrow takes out the cake
DarKrowawww
DarkonZeroD'OH!
* DarKrow takes it out of the pan
* DarKrow frosts it
DarKrowChocolate or Vanilla?
DarkonZeroBoth!
* DarKrow does both
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* DarKrow puts on sprinkes and writes 3#Deep13 To 3 Great Years
* DarkonZero just grooves to his song.
IncMeltManIs Adam Sandler gone?
DarkonZeroWB IMM!
* DarKrow puts the cake on a table and covers it
DarKrowNo no cake until after dinner
DarKrowNo = Now
DarKrownow, No cake until after Dinner
* DarkonZero sneaks up to the cake and eats it in one big bite.
DarKrowDAH!
DarKrowDZ!
DarkonZeroMmmmmm.....
DarKrowI SLAVED OVER A HOT OVEN!
DarkonZeroUh-oh!
DarKrowFOR WHAT!
* DarkonZero run!
* DarkonZero runs even!
DarKrow4:1-(
DarKrow>4:1-(
* DarkonZero hides in his cube.
* DarKrow chases him
* DarKrow breaks the cube
DarkonZeroDAH!
DarkonZeroNOOOO!
IncMeltManTHose eyes look yellow on my computer
DarKrowYer mine!
DarkonZeroAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
* DarkonZero runs off again!
* DarKrow cuts open DZ and removes the cake, still whole
DarKrowAwww
DarkonZeroAAGH!
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
* DarKrow shoots DZ with a stun gun
* DarKrow cuts open DZ and removes the cake, still whole
* DarKrow brushes some stuff off
DarKrowit's still good!
DarkonZeroNow I got a gaping hole in me.
* DarKrow dries off the cake
* DarKrow redoes the icing and puts it back
* DarkonZero uses his binary abilities to repair himself.
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
DarkonZeroThat's twice today!
* DarKrow looks at his beautiful Cake
DarKrownow, you can have cake after dinner
* DarKrow makes microwave tacos for dinner
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Information Society's14,16,0:6,04,1"Are 'Friends' Electric?"4,1
DarKroweat up
* DarKrow eats some tacos
DarkonZeroAre my friends electric?
DarkonZeroYes.
DarKrowTacos!
DarKrowDinner!
* DarkonZero now feels sad.
DarkonZeroWait...
DarkonZeroI like my friends.
* DarkonZero now feels sadder.
* DarKrow hands DZ a Taco
DarkonZeroYay....taco....*sniff*
DarKrowyou want cake?
IncMeltMan<Cake> He's going the distance!!!
DarkonZeroNo.
DarKroweat your taco
IncMeltMan<Cake> He's going for speed!
* DarkonZero eats his taco.....and instantly has the runs.....
* DarKrow cuts the cake for all the good ppl who ate their tacos
DarkonZeroWHOA!
IncMeltMan<Cake> He's all alone.....
* DarkonZero runs to the bathroom!
* DarKrow eats a slice of cake
* DarKrow chews
IncMeltMan<Cake> All alone in her time of need!
* DarKrow spits it out!
DarKrowGAH!
DarKrowThat's horrible!
DarKrowbleech!
DarKrowbleech!
* DarKrow rinses his mouth out
IncMeltMan<Cake> Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course!
DarKrowCripes!
IncMeltMan<Cake> He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse!
* DarKrow throws out the cake
* DarkonZero is still on the bathroom.
* DeRaptor blinks.
* DarKrow lights it on fire
DeRaptoron the bathroom?
DarKrowGawd
DarkonZeroYes.
* IncMeltMan stops Cake
DarkonZeroWhat's wrong with being on the bathroom?
* DarKrow brushes his teeth
* DarKrow checks the egg carton
DarKrowAhh!
DarKrowThere's the problem
IncMeltManEggs are cool.
DarKrowthe date says 9/16/88
DarkonZeroUsing Crow eggs again?
IncMeltManIt's the tenth.
DarKrowno
DarKrowEggs from 1988
DarKrowbleech
DarkonZeroOh....
* DarkonZero returns from the bathroom.
DarkonZeroWOO!
DarkonZeroDon't go in there.
IncMeltMan1888?
DarKrowDZ!
DarKrowWhat did you do in there, kill a cow?
DarkonZeroYeah....
* DarKrow keels over from the smell
DarkonZeroSorry.
* DarKrow is out for a while... BRB
DeRaptorI gotta go.
*** DeRaptor has left IRC
*** DeRaptor has quit IRC (I could never sleep my way to the top, cuz my alarm clock always wakes me right up...)
TimmylingHeheh..
* DarkonZero listens to a song that makes him want to march.
* DarkonZero starts marching.
* DarkonZero marches around the table.
* IncMeltMan will leave now and return later.
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* DarkonZero feels the need to smash something cause of the same song.......and he looks at Ling.
DarkonZeroHey......
DarkonZeroHehehehehe.
* DarkonZero goes over to Ling.
TimmylingWhat?
TimmylingNo.
TimmylingYou stay away from me.
* DarkonZero picks Ling up and throws him to the floor!
TimmylingOw!
TimmylingThat's it.
DarkonZeroDAMN!
* Timmyling zaps DZ.
DarkonZeroYou didn't smash!
DarkonZeroOW!
* Timmyling zaps DZ again.
DarkonZeroOW!
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DarkonZeroSong's over.
TimmylingGood.
* DarkonZero listens to another song that gives him the same feeling.
DarkonZeroHEHEHEHEHEHE!
DarkonZeroWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
* DarkonZero goes over to Ling.
DarkonZeroHehehehe.....
* DarkonZero picks up Ling again.
* DarkonZero spins in circles.
DarkonZeroWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TimmylingWhee.
* Timmyling blasts DZ.
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
* DarkonZero throws Ling against a wall.
TimmylingOW!
TimmylingSunnava...
* DarkonZero runs.....
DarkonZeroHahaha....
* Timmyling drops a 16 ton weight on DZ.
DarkonZeroD'oh!
TimmylingOops.
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroOk....that song's over too.
* DarkonZero listens to a song that makes him want to rock out!
TimmylingI have an idea.  Don't listen to another song that gives you that feeling.
DarkonZeroI'm not now.
TimmylingGood.
DarkonZeroWell....
DarkonZeroWhat you up to?
TimmylingYup.
TimmylingDeep Blurting News article.
DarkonZeroAh....
TimmylingYou have no idea what that is, right?
DarkonZeroI do....I just don't read it.
DarkonZeroI'm a subtle MSTie.
TimmylingHuh.
DarkonZeroNevermind....
DarkonZeroJust continue on with what you're doing.
DarkonZeroIgnore me.
*** DarKrow is on IRC
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DarKrow1,4A small black bird enters thru a hole from the Shadow Realm into #Deep13
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow
DarKrowgggggggg
DarKrowGAH!
DarKrowSTUPID ISP!
DarKrowSTUPID!
DarKrowSTUPID!
DarKrowSTUPID!
DarKrow#&%*@#$%#$^Q#$^@#%^!#%^$*(*(#%^&*)^*&*)^*$%!@$#%^&*%#@$%^&*(*)&#$@%&*(*&$%#@$%&^*W
DarKrow^%%%^&&*T&^IOO(OP*(UIUYERR%$%&^*()&^#$%&^*()&$%#$&^*(&^$%#@$%^*()&*$%#%^#@%
DarkonZeroWB!
DarKrow#$^&*()%^&*(%^$&*()&^%&*()&%^$^*(*%&^*^%$%^&$%#%^#$%#@$@#$%@##$@#$@#$#$@!##$%&^$%&^^*()*&()*&(&&*(&%^&*%&^^%R$^$^&^
DarKrowThank you
DarKrow#&*()&^*()&*()*&()&()_*(&()*%^&$%^$%^&^*((&^@#$!@#$$%##$#$@$%^&%$%^&*^^&*()&^*)&(^&*^%$&^*(&%^&*@#(&^#%$&*@(*#^&*@(#&@()
* DarKrow is done
DarKrowwell
DarKrowI'm back
DarKrowDidja miss me?
DarkonZeroSorta.
DarKrowI'm gonna have to stop in while i'm down in FL
DarKrowGood thing for Java Chat
DarKrowThere's internet PCs at EPCOT
DarkonZeroAGH!
DarkonZeroCURSE EPCOT!
* DarkonZero curses Epcot!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"We Have A Technical"4,1
* DarkonZero burps.....
DarkonZero*BURP*
DarKrowEPCOT is the best part of Dizney
DarkonZeroDisney is a evil place.
DarKrowFollowed by The Disney Studios
DarKrowDisney has an Aerosmith Rollercoaster!
DarKrowAt the Disney Studios
DarKrowPlus there's the Universal Islands Of Adventure
DarKrowlotta coasters there
DarkonZeroUniversal I like.
DarkonZeroThey just opened up a big Marvel thing there.
DarKrowyeah
DarKrowMarvel, Jurrassic Park, Medieval Stuff, Cartoon Land, and Dr. Seuss Land
DarKrowPlus the existing Universal Studios
DarKrowThat's cool
DarKrowEsp. Back To The Future
DarKrowand Kongfrontation
DarKrowJaws isn't bad
DarKrowE.T. is sucky
DarKrowbut T2:3d is incredible
DarKrowTwister is great
DarkonZeroI never been.....
DarkonZeroNever been to Universal at all.
DarkonZeroOr any of those amusement places.
DarkonZeroOh well....
DarKrowTerminator 2:3D is a 3d movie
DarkonZeroI know....
DarKrowbut there are actors who leave the screen... really!
DarKrowIn the flesh
DarkonZeroI know....
DarkonZeroIt's rather dumb...in my opinion.
DarKrowwhy
DarKrowIt's good
DarkonZeroLike the Star Trek ride out here.......it was dumb.
DarKrowMy dad liked it
DarKrowYou may not be into thrill rides
DarKrowI dunno
DarkonZeroI'm into thrill rides....but these are not thrilling.
DarKrowBTTF is
DarkonZeroWell....
DarkonZeroI never been.
DarkonZeroHey....I'll BRB.....I gotta restart computer.
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Oct 10 18:44:41 1999
Session Start: Sun Oct 10 19:17:32 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '3,15The Eagles Win 13 to 10! It's Official! For once and for all... DALLAS SUCKS!'
*** Set by Darphod_K on Sun Oct 10 16:29:55
DarkonZeroWEE!
DarkonZeroWell....
DarkonZeroHmmm....
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Oct 10 19:18:45 1999
Session Start: Sun Oct 10 19:45:56 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '3,15The Eagles Win 13 to 10! It's Official! For once and for all... DALLAS SUCKS!'
*** Set by Darphod_K on Sun Oct 10 16:29:56
DarkonZeroWEE!
DarKrowhey
DarkonZeroThere ya are!
DarkonZeroSo....
DarKrowso
DarkonZeroHmmmm....let's fight!
* DarkonZero punches DK!
DarKrowok
* DarKrow unplugs DZ's modem (I Win!)
DarkonZeroDamn!
DarkonZeroThat's not far.
DarKrowlife's not fair
DarKrow:-P
DarkonZeroTrue.
DarKrow:-4P
DarKrow;-)
DarkonZeroI'm d/ling a new windows shell.
DarKrowwhat is it?
DarkonZeroLitestep.
DarKrowI tried WindowBlinds...
DarKrowOh
DarKrowLiteStep
DarkonZeroYeah.
DarKrowtoo much of a learning curve
DarkonZeroOh well...
DarkonZeroMan....my connection is flying.
DarkonZero2MB file d/l'ed in 5 mins on a 56K modem
DarKrowhuh h
DarKrowhuh-uh
DarKrowWhat does LiteStep look like
DarKrowgimme a URL
DarkonZeroTake a look at either www.litestep.com www.litestep.net or www.litestep.org.
DarkonZeroIt's sorta of a Linux looking desktop called "AfterStep".
DarKrowk
DarkonZeroIt looks likes...
* DarkonZero ponders on buying Linux......
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
DarKrowyou can skin it
DarkonZeroYup,
DarkonZeroIt has different themes.....
DarKrowneato
DarKrowMaybe tomorrow I'll try it
DarKrowShareware or Freeware?
DarkonZeroI'm not installing it yet......and I think it's freeware.
DarKrowk
DarKrowscreenies!
DarKrowI wanna see how you work it
DarkonZeroIf i install it.....I might piss my dad off.
DarKroweep
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DarKrowmust get now!
DarkonZeroBOB!
DarKrowBOB!
BobIshmaelBOB!
BobIshmaelI mean, DK!
DarkonZeroDZ!
BobIshmaelDZ!
DarKrowBOB!
DarkonZeroBOOB!
* DarKrow hugs Bob!
BobIshmaelDK!
DarKrowMale hug... naughty bits 3 feet apart
BobIshmael*ahem*
BobIshmaelCould you not do that?
DarKrowIt's the male hug
DarKrownaughty bits 3 feet apart
DarKrowminimum
DarKrow'side's I'm a bird... it's tought enuf as it
DarkonZeroEEEEWWW!
DarKrowhave you seen my new entrance script
DarKrowBRB
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DarKrow1,4A small black bird enters thru a hole from the Shadow Realm into #Deep13
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow
BobIshmaelImpr- Oh.
DarKrowIt's not much
DarKrowBut I'm autoopped
BobIshmaelMust it be read?
DarKrowWoah
DarKrowLiteStep is done!
DarkonZeroI still got to work on my entrance.
BobIshmaelI meant "red," but read'll work too.
BobIshmaelDK, you're one of the PF fans, right?
DarKrowYes
DarKrowAnd I need to go now
DarKrowhonest
BobIshmaelDZ, terllAwww.
DarKrowI'll be here tomorrow
DarKrowall day
DarKrowNo school
DarKrowBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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* BobIshmael wonders if he's working tomorrow.
* DarkonZero ponders on looking for his mIRC scripting book (The FAQ) and make a script for his entrance.....he'll do it later.
BobIshmaelNo one told me not to.
BobIshmaelSo...
DarkonZeroI go to work tomorrow....thanks for reminding me BOB!
BobIshmaelYou're welcome.
DarkonZeroDammit.....
BobIshmaelJust glad to help.
* BobIshmael will BRB.
DarkonZeroUh....Bob......Manny said something involving the con earlier.....
DarkonZeroDammit....why can't I type faster.
DarkonZero. to ?
* BobIshmael backs.
BobIshmaelOh?
* BobIshmael wishes he had glasses.
DarkonZeroUh....Bob......Manny said something involving the con earlier.....
BobIshmaelSo I hear.
*** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael
*** BobIshmael changes topic to '3,15The Eagles Win 13 to 10! It's Official! For once and for all... THE EAGLES SUCKS!'
DarkonZeroHe talked to his parents.....they need to find out more about us......You, me, and De.....that involves a phone call.
*** BobIshmael changes topic to '3,15The Eagles Win 13 to 10! It's Official! For once and for all... THE EAGLES SUCK!'
*** Mars sets mode: -o BobIshmael
BobIshmaelTo who? Myself?
BobIshmaelOr all?
DarkonZeroI think you.....
BobIshmaelThen I'll have to lie about my age.
DarkonZeroWell....I'll have them call me too.....
DarkonZeroI gave Manny my number already.
BobIshmaelYeah, you're the responsible adult here.
DarkonZeroYou mean irresponsible.
BobIshmaelShhhh!
DarkonZeroWhat.....no one else is here.
DarkonZeroJust Mars.....
BobIshmael"Hi, Mrs. Queij. I'm irresponsible."
BobIshmaelThe ears have walls.
DarkonZeroHey...thanks for providing the script.
DarkonZeroI'll uses that/
DarkonZeroI'll use that!
BobIshmaelDrat.
DarkonZeroI mess....I mess.....
DarkonZeroGEEZ!
BobIshmaelYou were?!
DarkonZeroI was only kidding.
BobIshmael(sarcasm mode: ON)Geez! I thought you were dead serious!
DarkonZeroUh....I came across a problem in my part of the trip.
BobIshmaelWhich part?
DarkonZeroI might not be able to go.
DarkonZeroMight.
BobIshmaelHow's that?
BobIshmaelIt's my boring messages, isn't it?
BobIshmael"My gawd! Bob is really, really boring! There's no way I'm going on a road trip with him!"
DarkonZeroWell....my dad got offered a job in his hometown and he and my mom may move...leaving me and my brother to look for a place to live......and I might need the money to get my own place.
BobIshmaelYou and your brother could share a place.
DarkonZeroI know....that's what we;re doing.
BobIshmaelOh.
DarkonZeroHe's getting a condo.
BobIshmaelWhat? Why?
DarkonZeroBut still......
DarkonZeroI not sure when this will happen.
BobIshmaelSheesh, I was thinking more along the lines of an apartment.
DarkonZeroWell....my brother can afford to get a condo.
BobIshmaelWell, DZ, I think you mean you won't be able to pay for every single cost, as you've offered.
DarkonZeroMaybe...maybe not.
DarkonZeroI think I still have a good chance of going with alot of money.
BobIshmaelWell, it's only $45 for a ticket. You can afford that. And $35 for a Six Flags admission. You can afford that.
DarkonZeroUsually my dad says these things........and they never happen.
BobIshmaelHey! Like me- I mean... DAMMINT!
DarkonZeroDam mint?
BobIshmaelYeah, it keeps the mint from flodding the city..
BobIshmaelAnd helps generate power.
BobIshmaelflodding?
DarkonZeroWell...I think I'm still going....I thought I'd let you know though of that situation.
* BobIshmael hasn't had a good flodding lately.
BobIshmaelAh.
DarkonZeroWe'll see.....
DarkonZero<Insert sarcasm here> Buddy.....
BobIshmaelDZ(if you can go), if and when we go to Six Flags, can I pretend to be your retarded little brother?
DarkonZeroLOL!
BobIshmaelI'll run up to the person in the Bugs costume and shout "BUNNY!"
DarkonZeroWe'll do that.
BobIshmaelGood.
DarkonZeroThen I'll somewhat get retarded.
* BobIshmael snickers.
BobIshmael"Just let him touch you for a bit, he'll stop once he's had enough."
BobIshmael"BUUUUUNNNY!"
DarkonZeroGradually getting to full retardation.
BobIshmaelDamn, we should get a video of that.
DarkonZeroHave De take the video.
DarkonZeroOr Manny.
BobIshmaelYeah, she can pretend to be my sister or something.
DarkonZeroHehe.....
* BobIshmael wonders if he acts retarded at the gate, if they'll give him a discount.
DarkonZeroHmmmm....maybe.
DarkonZeroFamily discount is we all do it,
BobIshmaelThe second I get my ticket, I'll act normal and thank them.
BobIshmaelI think I understand...
BobIshmaelThe place where you work only does family discounts.
DarkonZeroNo....
BobIshmaelEver tried Malt Vinegar on fries?
DarkonZeroNo....
BobIshmaelYou should.
DarkonZeroI'll try chocolate on fries.
BobIshmaelYou too?!
DarkonZeroShould we do the PEZ thing at Six Flags?
BobIshmaelI would, if we should change it from PEZ to something else.
BobIshmaelEveryone knows what PEZ is in America.
DarkonZeroUh...not all.
* BobIshmael wonders how to pull the PEZ thing off, IRL.
BobIshmaelWAIT! I KNOW!
DarkonZeroCause I did it at work...and a couple of people had no idea what I was taklking about.
BobIshmaelWe can just wander up to people and ask if they've seen my vintage Pez collection.
DarkonZeroYeah.....
BobIshmaelAnd just keep talking to them until they threaten to call security.
DarkonZeroThen bow out.....if they do.
BobIshmaelAnd we can also do that thing that John Stamos and his wife do.
BobIshmaelDid you see that Conan?
DarkonZeroNo....
BobIshmaelWell, whenever someone asks you if you can take their picture, you agree and run off with the camera...
DarkonZeroOk....
BobIshmaelAnd then the second plant says, "I'm so sorry, he's a kleptomaniac."
DarkonZeroBut we will return their camera...right?
BobIshmaelOr we could really run off with the camera.
BobIshmaelUh... Suuuuure.
DarkonZeroI thought so.
* BobIshmael whistles innocently.
DarkonZeroBob....like I don't know what you think......
BobIshmaelOkay, what am I thinking now?
DarkonZeroThat I'm a complete dolt trying to second guess you.
BobIshmaelSWEET DAMN! YOU'RE GOOD!
BobIshmaelCOME! SEE THE AMAZING DARKONZERO!
* BobIshmael hooks up his mike trying to say that.
DarkonZeroActually.....I do have psychic abilities....it only happes when someone is really cocky towards me though.
DarkonZerohappes to happens
BobIshmaelIn other words, whenever you're around me.
DarkonZeroBasically.
* BobIshmael tries to read DZ's mind.
BobIshmaelIs it.... "I hope he doesn't realize that I'm going to steal his car and leave him in Las Vegas when he picks me up?"
DarkonZeroWOW!
DarkonZeroeer...
DarkonZeroNope...
DarkonZeroAll wrong.
BobIshmaelDrat.
BobIshmaelGuess I'm no good at this.
BobIshmaelWho did "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous?"
* DarkonZero wonders why the everlasting Gobstoppers he's eating don't last long......
DarkonZeroRobin Leach.
BobIshmaelThat's it! Thanks.
BobIshmaelIt's like The Neverending Story.
BobIshmaelOr...
DarkonZeroI do a petty good Robin Leach impression.
BobIshmaelDamn you! I do an alright one, not great.
* BobIshmael sees if his mike works.
DarkonZeroI said "pretty good".
* DarkonZero ponders on going to play Metal Gear Solid again......
DarkonZeroNaw....
DarkonZeroI'll do that later.
* BobIshmael listens to his Robin Leach impersonation.
BobIshmaelDamn. It's not as good as I thought.
DarkonZeroSend!
DarkonZeroSEND NNOW!
[SOUND]
DarkonZeroI can't get past this......
* BobIshmael looks up.
BobIshmaelOh. Sure, hold on.
BobIshmaelThis one has that damn clicking in it, though.
DarkonZero*CLICK* *CLICK* HI *CLICK* THERE! *CLICK*
[BobIshmael SOUND]
DarkonZeroDCC pump.
BobIshmaelI'd tell you what I'm saying, but I don't want to spoil it.
BobIshmaelLike I said, it's not as good as I thought.
DarkonZeroShit...shit.....shit....
DarkonZeroCrap...crap...crap.
BobIshmaelThat's me. Mr. Feces-Profane.
BobIshmaelI was married once, that's why I have the hyphen.
[SOUND]
BobIshmaelPINTO!
* BobIshmael has a little, little rat.
DarkonZeroI know....
DarkonZeroThat's why I said that.
BobIshmaelYou do not.
DarkonZeroNCP displays your damned rat all the time.
BobIshmael'snot mine.
DarkonZeroWell so.
BobIshmaelThose are just some pages I made a few years ago.
BobIshmaelAnd the best one got lost somewhere.
BobIshmaelIt was "Rat Wars."
DarkonZeroOh well....
[SOUND]
BobIshmaelThough, it was more of an inside joke because all the names of the characters are names of friends and they're rats (if they happen to have one).
BobIshmaelBut. It doesn't matter, since the page is gone. 7.
BobIshmael"...whooo! 7."
BobIshmaelSo, how's my Robin Leach?
DarkonZeroIt's alright.
BobIshmaelWhat are you talking about? It's horrible.
DarkonZeroEAGLE ONE IS OUT!
DarkonZeroRUN!
BobIshmaelOH NO!
BobIshmaelYou didn't lock his cage, did you?!
DarkonZeroNope....
BobIshmaelYou're grounded, mister.
* DarkonZero sulks.
[SOUND]
* BobIshmael decides to make a formal apology for his messages.
BobIshmaelThey were all pretty bad.
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
[SOUND]
BobIshmaelSEE!
BobIshmaelI hate the last ones, especially!
BobIshmaelThe ones where I'm in the garage weren't so bad.
DarkonZeroI still didn't get most of your sounds.
BobIshmaelAnd I do have a picture of a cow in my wallet.
BobIshmaelI'll get a new copy of bob1-4 for you.
DarkonZeroUh-huh.....suuuuuuuure.
BobIshmaelThose were alright. Not funny. But, not so idiotic.
BobIshmaelAnd I do have a piece of paper with illegal things written on them.
DarkonZeroAll of mine were moronic.
BobIshmaelMoronic, yet slightly amusing.
DarkonZeroWhat was on this paper?
BobIshmaelI'd rather not say.
DarkonZeroCome on....
DarkonZeroLike I'd say something.
BobIshmaelNo, because it's a felony.
DarkonZeroOk...
DarkonZeroI hush up.
BobIshmaelJust joking!
BobIshmaelI have nothing in my wallet!
BobIshmaelI made everthing up!
BobIshmael*mumble* Damn Feds.
DarkonZeroI got money in mine.
BobIshmaelLucky bastard.
DarkonZeroNot alot of money,
DarkonZeroMostly change.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
BobIshmael"...they explo- PINTO! PINTO!"
DarkonZero*DING* BOOM!
BobIshmaelI saw a Pinto they other day and I kicked it really hard.
DarkonZeroNothing....
BobIshmaelI escaped with only first degree burns and some shrapnel in my leg.
DarkonZeroAh...
DarkonZeroI saw a friend get hit by a parked car........it was horrible.
BobIshmaelAre you sure he didn't just run into the car?
DarkonZeroNope....he was hit.
DarkonZeroPoor guy.
DarkonZeroDamn.....
BobIshmaelOuch. Poor guy, indeed.
BobIshmaelDid they swap insurance?
DarkonZeroThe person who owned the parked car wasn't there.
BobIshmaelHIT AND RUN!
BobIshmaelThat's a felony in most states.
DarkonZeroWell....
DarkonZeroMy friend didn't sue.
DarkonZeroThe dork.
DarkonZeroMoving on.....
BobIshmaelHe should've, jurors hate hit and runs.
DarkonZeroOh well...
DarkonZeroIt's all in the past.
* DarkonZero snickers.
BobIshmaelEverything's in the past. Quite literally.
DarkonZeroYup.....
DarkonZeroI'm in the future.
BobIshmaelExcept for the present, but that doesn't long very long.
DarkonZerolong very long?
BobIshmaelLAST!
DarkonZeroOh....
DarkonZeroI don't get it.
BobIshmaelWhat are you? The Spelling Police?
DarkonZeroLast very long?
BobIshmaelThe present.
DarkonZeroI don't get it....
DarkonZeroDAMN!
DarkonZeroExplain....
BobIshmaelSee... This is the present...
DarkonZeroYes....
BobIshmaelBut now that present is in the past.
BobIshmaelAnd now this is the present.
DarkonZeroUh-huh....
BobIshmaelAnd so forth.
DarkonZeroDAMN!
DarkonZeroI lost ya.
BobIshmaelYou did?
DarkonZeroYeah....
BobIshmaelExplain....
DarkonZeroIt's somewhere in the past.
BobIshmaelWhat is?
DarkonZeroI dunno.
DarkonZeroWhat are we talking about?
* BobIshmael decides to get some Tang.
DarkonZeroWang?
DarkonZeroEeeeeeeewww!
BobIshmaelNo, I said Tang.
DarkonZeroYou said Wang again.....
BobIshmaelTANG! TANG! TANG!
DarkonZeroSTOP!
DarkonZeroYou're disgusting.
BobIshmaelBut I love Tang and you're making fun of it!
DarkonZeroUgh....
DarkonZeroYou love Wang?
BobIshmaelTANG, I SAID!
DarkonZeroAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
DarkonZeroSTOP SAYING WANG!
DarkonZero<BobIshmael> I love Wang!
BobIshmaelHere, I'm going to send you a condensed version of bob1.wav
DarkonZeroOk....
* DarkonZero wonders if he should play Tenchu later.....
BobIshmaelNow, just repeat that for two minutes and you'll have my calls.
BobIshmaelTen Chew?
DarkonZeroIt's a assassination game.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
DarkonZeroTidy Cat?
BobIshmaelIt's litter.
DarkonZeroI know....
BobIshmaelJust making sure.
DarkonZeroBUT WHY?
DarkonZeroI'll be right back! OK.
* DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'.
DarkonZeroI'll be right back...really, I will!
BobIshmaelI was reading things in the garage.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
* DarkonZero : 6,1 potty 6,16,0.6,0
* DarkonZero is back from whatever...
DarkonZeroWell, I'm back.
*** CallipyG is on IRC
BobIshmaelHi.
DarkonZeroCG is on.
BobIshmaelHe is.
DarkonZeroGet ready.
BobIshmaelCALIP!
BobIshmaelCALLIP!
BobIshmaelOh..
DarkonZeroNot yet.
BobIshmaelJumped the gun.
BobIshmaelPremature Callip'ing.
DarkonZeroI got almost everyone on my notify list.
BobIshmaelAs do I. I'm paranoid.
DarkonZeroEven secondary names.
BobIshmaelI also have omega on and TS.
BobIshmaelYou always have to one-up me, don't you?
DarkonZeroI'm paranoid.
BobIshmaelNo, I am.
DarkonZeroAnd De suggested that I do it....for ghosting purposes.
DarkonZeroNo...I am.
BobIshmaelDamn you, Callip!
BobIshmaelTell him to get in here.
DarkonZeroYou tell him.
[SOUND]
BobIshmaelI think 'ling manipulated that.
BobIshmaelSounds too perfect.
DarkonZeroLing thinks I suck at doing annoucer voices.
BobIshmaelToo... anouncer'y.
BobIshmaelYou're better than I am.
DarkonZeroActually....Ling says I suck at it.
DarkonZeroWell...practice.
BobIshmael<CallipyG> still waiting?
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> No, we stopped. We can wait again, if you like.
BobIshmael<CallipyG> alright
BobIshmaelOkay, start waiting again.
DarkonZeroI got too much time on my hands.
BobIshmaelI did, then I got a job and a con to go to.
BobIshmaelNow I spend all my time doing one and thinking about the other.
DarkonZeroI got a job...and I still have too much time.....
BobIshmaelThen you aren't obssessing over the con enough.
DarkonZeroI am....
DarkonZeroIt's in my thought cycles 24/7.
DarkonZeroAnd we wait.....
DarkonZeroDUHN!
DarkonZeroDUHN!
DarkonZeroDUHN!
DarkonZeroDUHN!
BobIshmaelShhh... We wait quietly.
* DarkonZero wonders when he will get his copy of "Transformers: The Movie".......
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BobIshmaelCALLIP!
DarkonZeroCG!
BobIshmaelI lied, we didn't stop waiting.
BobIshmaelAnd I don't really hate the Eagles, I just wanted to annoy DK.
BobIshmaelCommence silence.
CallipyGthe Eagles suck.
* DarkonZero commencing silence.
CallipyGwhat are they, 1-15?
* BobIshmael shrugs.
DarkonZeroDK said 1-3......
BobIshmaelI'm more into individual, EXTREME, sports.
* BobIshmael screams "EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEE!"
DarkonZeroI like hockey....
DarkonZeroAnd only hockey...
BobIshmaelHockey's alright, only because blood bounces on ice, though.
DarkonZeroYup.
BobIshmaelIf blood didn't bounce on ice, I'd hate hockey.
DarkonZeroNow.....shall we get loud?
BobIshmaelAbout?
DarkonZeroAnything.
BobIshmaelNo, only certain things.
DarkonZeroDamn.
BobIshmaelCallip! We love you! Where ya' been?!
DarkonZeroOk....your voice.
BobIshmaelThere's an example.
BobIshmaelWhat about it?
DarkonZeroIt funny sounding.
CallipyGfor the past 20 hours?
BobIshmaelI do not sound like Tom Green. And I don't have a nasal voice.
DarkonZeroDave Foleyish
BobIshmaelIf you say so.
* DarkonZero says so.
BobIshmaelNot that I mind, but I don't think I sound anything like Dave Foley.
* BobIshmael throws robinleach.wav at Callip.
BobIshmaelAnd, sure, where ya' been past 20 hours?
* /sound: no such file 'yourking.wav'
CallipyGasleep, then at Charley Trippi Stadium
[SOUND]
[SOUND]
DarkonZeroWell.....
[SOUND]
CallipyGNice throw, Bob!
CallipyGthrow it a little farther next time
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
[SOUND]
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DarkonZeroBob......you sound like Ed Deezen at times.
BIshmaelI tried to record myself singing and my computer hung.
BIshmaelOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!
*** MSTAnon is on IRC
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BIshmaelWho's Ed Deezen?
DarkonZeroANON!
MSTAnonYEAH!!! WEIRD AL!!!
BIshmaelANON!
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MSTAnonWOO-HOO!!!
DarkonZeroAnon....don't rub it in....I missed the concert here in Vegas.
BIshmaelAnyhow, I have this theory that my singing voice sounds better to me than it actually is.
MSTAnonTHAT WAS A GREAT CONCERT!!! =D
BIshmaelAnd I was right.
DarkonZeroOnce again....
DarkonZeroAnon....don't rub it in....I missed the concert here in Vegas.
MSTAnonHehe.
DarkonZeroAnd I missed the TMBG concert too.
MSTAnonBut you have to understand, he played his Star Wars set for an encore.
MSTAnon=D
DarkonZeroCool...
MSTAnonThe only thing I would've enjoyed more is a Pink Floyd concert. =P
* DarkonZero wonders when NIN is coming to Vegas again.....
BIshmaelAnon, want a really, really bad version of Time with no music?
DarkonZeroBob....you can fix your name.
*** BobIshmael is on IRC
*** BIshmael is now known as BobIshmael
BobIshmaelRight, just noticed that.
DarkonZeroThere ya go.
MSTAnonHeh. Funny.
MSTAnonIf I want to hear "Time", I'll pop in Dark Side.
BobIshmaelWell, I start to improv at the end.
DarkonZeroBob send it way!
BobIshmaelBecause I always forget the last part of Time.
MSTAnonHome, home again.
MSTAnonI like to be here when I can.
BobIshmaelThat part before that.
MSTAnonAnd you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking.
BobIshmaelRight after "shorter of breath and one closer to death."
MSTAnonAnd racing around to come up behind you again.
BobIshmaelI know that part.
MSTAnonThe sun is the same in a relative way, but it's sinking.
BobIshmaelThat's before "shorter of breath."
MSTAnonUh...
MSTAnonEvery year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time.
MSTAnonPlans that either come to naught or half a page of scibbled lines.
BobIshmaelAnd it- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE LYRICS, DO YOU?!
BobIshmaelIt's "same in the relative way, but you're older."
BobIshmaelThat's the part I forgot.
BobIshmaelThe one you just said, that is.
MSTAnonOh, right.
MSTAnonGotcha.
BobIshmaelDZ, have you heard Time?
DarkonZeroNo....
* MSTAnon has only heard Dark Side once or twice since getting the boxed set.
DarkonZeroCan't say I have.
BobIshmaelThen I don't want to send you this, because you'll never listen to Pink Floyd after you hear my rendition.
DarkonZeroBob...it doesn't matter.
MSTAnonHe probably tries to imitate the bells at the beginning of the song.
BobIshmaelIt does so. Let me find you a RA clip.
DarkonZeroI listen to anything.....once I get a taste for it.
BobIshmaelDamn! I should have done that.
DarkonZeroNOOOO!
MSTAnonHehe.
DarkonZeroNO RA CLIPS!
BobIshmael"Tick tick tick tick tick. BING! BONG! BONG! BING!"
CallipyGBob, lemme hear it
BobIshmaelHow about an MP3?
MSTAnonBut he probably imitates the drums beat for beat.
DarkonZeroI hate real audio.
DarkonZeroBOb...nevermind.
CallipyGand Bob, resend whatever you sent before
BobIshmaelBefore?
BobIshmaelOh... robinleach.wav
CallipyGrobinleach
* DarkonZero listens to a song called "Underneath It All" from NIN.
BobIshmaelYou should buy a PF album, DZ.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
DarkonZeroI saw a PF boxed set...I'll buy it.
DarkonZeroI still like what I like to listen to though.
BobIshmaelWhich boxed set, ya' know?
DarkonZeroNo....
DarkonZeroI forgot.
* BobIshmael likes to listen to virtually everything.
BobIshmaelWith the possible excpetion of rap. And country.
MSTAnonSo... you'd buy a *boxed set* of a band you've never heard before?
DarkonZeroNIN's new album is good.....really good.
CallipyGwhat's robinleach.wav?
BobIshmaelYes, I'm his idol.
DarkonZeroAnon.....I heard of them before you were born!
MSTAnonHeard *of*.
MSTAnonBut heard?
* BobIshmael got "Further Down the Spiral" and "The Downward Spiral" confused and bought one he didn't like.
DarkonZeroYes....
MSTAnonOkay, then.
DarkonZeroI heard their stuff.
* Sound request: can't find 'time.wav'
[BobIshmael SOUND]
MSTAnonIt's good stuff.
BobIshmaelAnon, want time.wav?
MSTAnonNo.
BobIshmael<Anon> Hell no!
* CallipyG listens to everything except rap and country too.. unless you count Rapper's Delight as rap
BobIshmaelOh, beat me to it.
DarkonZeroI'll BRB....gotta let sibling do something.
BobIshmaelWait. Let me rephrase. I don't like ganstah rap.
CallipyGYou know what i think of time.wav?
BobIshmaelIt bites!
BobIshmaelIt's horrible!
CallipyGC:\>del time.wav
BobIshmaelIt makes me ears bleed!
BobIshmaelI warned you.
BobIshmaelBut thanks for insulting me after I already have.
BobIshmaelMy ego's fragile enough as it is.
CallipyGwell, except for the last part.
CallipyGthat's somewhat amusing./
CallipyGbut not really.
BobIshmaelThanks.
BobIshmaelI didn't plan on sending it to anybody, but the I figured someone might get a kick out of the last part...
CallipyGbut again i ask, what is robinleach.wav?
BobIshmaelApparently, I was wrong.
BobIshmaelI was showing DZ my not-as-good-as-I-thought Robin Leach impersonation.
*** BobIshmael was kicked by CallipyG (the last part of time.wav)
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CallipyGno, you were right
BobIshmaelHI-larious.
CallipyGwasn't it though?
BobIshmaelIf it's anything I love, it's being kicked.
* DarkonZero is back from whatever...
DarkonZeroWell, I'm back.
BobIshmaelNot that it's an inconvience, but it's the principle of the thing.
BobIshmaelDZ, if I send you time.wav, promise to say you love my singing voice and my improv at the end.
* DarkonZero continues listening to his NIN MP3's......
BobIshmaelEven if it's a lie.
DarkonZeroOk....
DarkonZeroSuuuuure.
BobIshmaelWell, CG just stomped on my ego, so I need a compliment.
* CallipyG speaks of nothing but the truth
BobIshmaelI didn't ask for the truth.
CallipyGwell, except when i lie.
* DarkonZero stops listening to his NIN MP3's.....and goes into his Gary Numan MP3's......
CallipyGDZ, send me a NIN Mp3
CallipyGone that will introduce me to its greatness
DarkonZeroWhich one.....all I got is from the new album.
* BobIshmael is suddenly is reminded of that classic Star Trek episode where these androids are wearing S&M collars with numbers on them.
CallipyGany one that will introduce me to the sound
DarkonZeroOk....
BobIshmaelKirk: "Everything Scotty says... is a lie." Scotty: "I am telling the truth." S&M Anodroid: "Does not compute. *explosion*"
BobIshmaelAndroid, even.
DarkonZeroCG...I'm sending you the first single from the album....
CallipyGall right
* Pump DCC up to 999999999 bytes
[BobIshmael SOUND]
DarkonZeroWell actually...it's not the first...it's the second.
[SOUND]
DarkonZeroNot bad Bob.....
BobIshmaelThank you.
DarkonZeroTruthfully.
* BobIshmael reads DZ's mind: "What a piece of crap."
DarkonZeroNo...really.
DarkonZeroYou had to work with what you had.
DarkonZeroIt's pretty good.
CallipyGBla, bla, bla.
BobIshmaelThen tell that to Callip.
BobIshmaelHe made me cry.
DarkonZeroI waish I could.
DarkonZerowaish to wish.
CallipyGi tend to have that effect on people
DarkonZeroWe know CG.
CallipyGTry me, DZ... try to make me understand.  I think you'll succeed
DarkonZeroNo...
DarkonZeroI just went blank now.
* BobIshmael reads DZ's mind again: "What a piece of crap."
DarkonZeroBrainwaves went flatline.
DarkonZeroBob....I'm actually thinking of work for some reason.
* CallipyG reads DZ's mind too: "What a piece of crap."
DarkonZeroAnd now I forgot why.....
BobIshmaelMy work or yours?
DarkonZeroMy work.
BobIshmaelThat would make sense.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars"4,1
DarkonZeroI love this song.
BobIshmaelDZ, could you send me Cars again? I lost it in the format.
BobIshmaelOf my HD, that is.
DarkonZeroThe Fear Factory one?
DarkonZeroOr the Numan one?
BobIshmaelOh, you have the original, too?
DarkonZeroI think I sent you the FF one.
DarkonZeroI have both.
BobIshmaelDecisions, decisions..
BobIshmaelYou did.
BobIshmaelWhichever's the best.
DarkonZeroIf you want both...just say so.
BobIshmaelI don't, though.
DarkonZeroThe FF one is rockin'
BobIshmaelI want one.
BobIshmaelBut?
BobIshmaelOkay, then.
DarkonZeroBut the original is a classic.
DarkonZeroI like both.
DarkonZeroI evn have a LIVE version.
BobIshmaelNow I'm scared.
BobIshmael"I even stalked Gary Numan and forced him to sing it to me."
DarkonZeroNo....
DarkonZeroIt was on a CD.
BobIshmaelI suppose that's better than stalking Gary Coleman, anyway.
DarkonZeroTrue...
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Information Society's14,16,0:6,04,1"Are 'Friends' Electric?"4,1
DarkonZeroI like synth music.
* BobIshmael wishes this rocking chair had a headrest.
BobIshmaelIt's a ROCKIN' cha- Nevermind.
* BobIshmael silently moshes in his chair.
* Pump DCC up to 1215752191 bytes
* Pump DCC up to 1410065407 bytes
BobIshmaelSpeaking of which, I haven't been to Soma in a while.
DarkonZeroBob......no punching the chair.
BobIshmaelNot that anyone cares, but no one else is typing at the moment.
BobIshmaelAh. Spoke too soon.
DarkonZeroMoshing with a chair is unsafe.
* BobIshmael thinks of a topic.
*** Mars changes topic to '"The time is gone. The thong is over. Thought I'd something more to say." '
* DarkonZero moshed once and shoved everyone outta his way..........
DarkonZeroI shoved......
DarkonZeroI liked it.
BobIshmaelWuss. Take the punches like a man.
DarkonZeroI shoved and took punches.
* BobIshmael actually got punched once in a most pit.
DarkonZeromost?
BobIshmaelYep.
BobIshmaelFrom now on, you should just ignore my typos. I do.
* DarkonZero actually got kneed in the crotch by a girl......
DarkonZeroD'OH!
BobIshmaelIn a most pit?
DarkonZeroWhy did I say that!
BobIshmaelSorry, can't think of a good reason.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Kraftwerk's14,16,0:6,04,1"Pocket Calculator"4,1
* BobIshmael is starting to think that DZ likes industrial music.
DarkonZeroI always have.
BobIshmaelOr easy listening.
DarkonZeroAGH!
BobIshmaelOne of the two.
DarkonZeroNOOOOOO!
BobIshmaelDZ loves his Yanni.
DarkonZeroNOOOOOO!
DarkonZeroI would kill him.....
DarkonZeroIf I saw him.
*** Mars changes topic to '<BobIshmael> DZ loves his Yanni. <DarkonZero> I sure do. '
* Pump DCC up to 999999999 bytes
DarkonZeroNOOOOO!
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
BobIshmaelDam mint.
DarkonZeroNo...that's you.
DarkonZeroI say DAMMIT!
BobIshmaelYou should say "DAMMINT."
DarkonZeroNo....
BobIshmaelFine, I hate you.
DarkonZeroFine.....
BobIshmaelDZ, are you sure you don't want to hear Time in RA?
DarkonZeroYes...I'm sure.
BobIshmael'tis a good song.
DarkonZeroI'll take your word....
DarkonZeroI just don't want .RA file running rampant on my puter.
BobIshmaelIt's a .rm, but I'm just being a smartass. So, nevermind.
DarkonZeroBeing a smartass.......you are a smartass.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
BobIshmaelThe PF is MUCH better than mine.
BobIshmaelIt has music and everything.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Replicas"4,1
DarkonZeroWEE!
DarkonZeroIs everyone still alive?
CallipyGtrust me, DZ, the PF Time is much better than Bob's Time
BobIshmaelI'm hyperactive, so I need a constant stream of text on my monitor to occupy my time. So let us speak of one of the following conversational topics: The con, drugs, World War 2, Russia claiming the Czecks are terrorist-bombing and invading Czecklovokia.
BobIshmaelBtw, I think Russia is going to start World War 3 with that last one. But that's MHO.
DarkonZeroOk.......who want to hear dzsings.wav?
BobIshmaelSure.
BobIshmaelWacha singin'?
DarkonZeroIt was from yesterday.
CallipyGWhy don't we speak of the following conversational topics:  the Spanish Armada of 1644, Forrest Gump, the stock market crash of 1929, or the abacus?
DarkonZeroI sung along with Foo Fighter's "Gas Chamber".
CallipyGPlease choose 1.
BobIshmaelOooh. The market crash.
DarkonZeroFORREST GUMP!
DarkonZeroYAY!
DarkonZeroCG already had a taste of my screeching....I think.
CallipyGor Bob's hyperactivity
* BobIshmael was serious about that WW3 thing, but no one but me (IRL, I mean) seems to give a damn about world events, so nevermind.
CallipyGNo, DZ, i already told you
DarkonZeroOk...
CallipyG* /splay: unable to play 'dzsings.wav'
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Praying To The Aliens"4,1
CallipyG"Your audio hardware cannot play files like the current file"
BobIshmaelI'll be laughing when someone sends a nuke at us.
DarkonZeroI'm gonna delete dzsings.wav
BobIshmaelAnd you'll think "Hey, Bob was right."
DarkonZeroLater.
CallipyGI won't be, Bob
CallipyGDZ, you leaving?
DarkonZeroNo....
DarkonZeroFinishing my sentence....
CallipyGoh.
DarkonZeroI tend to do that.
* CallipyG doesn't understand why it's so funny that everyone's going to die
* BobIshmael listens to Shine on you Crazy Diamond for the first time.
DarkonZeroIn the DCC race.....Bob is ahead.
BobIshmaelI'll be laughing because no one take me seriously.
BobIshmaeltakes, even.
CallipyGyou'll be dead, Bob
CallipyGpersonally, i don't think my own death is that funny
BobIshmaelYeah, but in that moment before I die of third degree burns, I'll laugh.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Everyday I Die"4,1
BobIshmaelWhy? We're all going to die eventually.
BobIshmaelSo what's the point of worrying about it?
BobIshmaelYay. Silence.
DarkonZeroIn the DCC race.......a tie right now.
DarkonZeroNope....
BobIshmaelMaybe I'll wander around the neighborhood and try to break into cable and phone boxes.
DarkonZeroBob just jumped ahead.
CallipyGbecause i wanna do stuff before i die
BobIshmaelAs do I. And I am.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Something's In The House"4,1
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Friends"4,1
BobIshmaelBut I don't worry about my own death because I've lived a good life and I've been happy. So why should I worry?
BobIshmaelWait.. That was a bit reduntant.
BobIshmaelAnd I think I spelt "reduntant" wrong.
DarkonZeroOOOOOH!
DarkonZeroBAD DAYS ACOMING!
BobIshmaelDZ, what's your opinion on death?
DarkonZeroNone.....I had a friend die.....and a grandmother......I'm empty on the thought.
* BobIshmael is also sort of religious, so that's probably a factor.
CallipyGi haven't lived a very long life
DarkonZeroOk....that is sorta a opinion.
CallipyGi want to live a longer life than 17 or 18 years
BobIshmaelYou wouldn't know by how I act online, but I am.
CallipyGwell, i'm anti-religious.  is that apparent online?
BobIshmaelVery.
CallipyGanti-organized religion, anyway
DarkonZeroCG.....agnostic?
BobIshmaelAs am I.
CallipyG"Organized religion is a crutch for weak-minded people" - Jesse Ventura
DarkonZeroI'm a non-practicing Catholic.
BobIshmaelNo, but the "Christian Right" is.
BobIshmaelAnd the 700 Club.
CallipyGi believe in God, or a god, or whatever... but other than that, no
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1The Chemical Brothers'14,16,0:6,04,1"Let Forever Be"4,1
BobIshmaelWell, Callip, IMHO, what's more important is that you're nice to your fellow man and go out of your way to do so.
CallipyGJesus?  What the fuck!  Some guy that claimed to be the son of God, then got the same punishment as anyone else who would have claimed to be God
BobIshmaelFor instance, once I get a Bachelor's degree, I'm joining the Peace Corps.
CallipyGIf it weren't for the First Amendment, if I went around saying I was the son of God, i'd probably be thrown in jail.
DarkonZeroWell....what a convo we are having.......
BobIshmaelWell, do you think that God you claim to believe in woulld want you to ridicule another person's beliefs?
BobIshmaelDZ, I tried to jumpstart one and succeeded.
BobIshmaelIt's not a typical #Deep13 conversation, but at least it's a conversation.
DarkonZeroYou got the difibulator out......and it worked.
BobIshmaelThank you.
BobIshmaelOh.. Wait- Was that a compliment or insult?
CallipyGthe God i believe in doesnt do anything.  the God i believe in is a higher power, because obviously there is something more powerful than man.
DarkonZeroI dunno.
CallipyGand that's all.
CallipyGGod doesn't care whether I am a saint or an asshole.  it's up to you to care.
DarkonZeroEverything I believve in has contradiction.
CallipyGor me, for that matter.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Nine Inch Nails'14,16,0:6,04,1"The Day The World Went Away"4,16,0 from the album:6,012,1"The Day The World Went Away - Halo 13"12,16,0
BobIshmaelEver consider that that's the reason you're afraid of death? Because if you'd died tomorrow, you'd only have been cynical and haven't truly helped someone(in a major way, that is[and , of course, i'm assuming that you haven't]).
BobIshmaelMan! 13 minutes of song! What a deal!
CallipyGwhere do you get off assuming that i haven't helped anyone?
BobIshmaelBecause you sound like you haven't. Most people I've met who have (religious or otherwise) aren't afraid of death.
CallipyGi never said i was afraid of death.  Is it wrong to want to live?
* DarkonZero pondered the though of living forever once..........
BobIshmaelMaybe "afraid" is too strong, but you're worried of it. And (sarcasm) yes, Callip. It IS wrong to enjoy life. (end srcasm)
* BobIshmael couldn't stand to live forever.
BobIshmaelSure, you can do alot. But once you do it all, then what?
DarkonZeroMy first answer was yes.....but then I really thought about it.
DarkonZeroAnd then I changed my answer to no.
BobIshmaelYou should have answered in the form of a question.
CallipyGwhat makes you think i'm worried?
BobIshmaelYou said you were. Or implied that you were, anyway.
DarkonZeroAnd the question is, "Why would I want to live forever?"
BobIshmaelThe answer is... "No."
BobIshmaelWhat is, "Would I want to live forever, Alex."
DarkonZeroI have no idea.....
CallipyG<CallipyG> personally, i don't think my own death is that funny
* BobIshmael wonders why Jeporady never has "Yes" or "No" as an answer.
DarkonZeroJeopardy is dumb.
BobIshmaelYes, and if it weren't worried about it, you'd be able to joke about it.
BobIshmaelit to you.
* BobIshmael shakes his head.
BobIshmaelYou confuse me with Jeporady and see what I do?
CallipyGoh, i can joke about it
BobIshmaelSheesh!
CallipyGin fact, i usually do
* DarkonZero listens to a instrumental from NIN called "Pilgrimage".
DarkonZeroI feel like marching.
BobIshmaelSince you seem to be getting a tad defensive, may I ask you, does the fact that you're going to die worry you?
CallipyGbut when i'm being serious, which for some reason i was at that time, then i think that my own death isnt that funny, and that i really dont want to die yet.
CallipyGthe fact that i'm going to die someday, no
BobIshmaelOkay then, well, you implied you did.
BobIshmaelThis conversation is getting a tad stale, want to take over DZ?
CallipyGactually, the fact that i might die tomorrow doesnt worry me... it just doesnt appeal to me, because there's a lot more i want to do.
DarkonZeroNo.....I don't feel like talking of death now.
BobIshmaelDoesn't appeal to you?! It's not a shoe! It's death!
DarkonZeroGets depressing after a while from how long it's going on.
BobIshmaelMeaning your Earthly body ceases functioning.
BobIshmaelYou don't put it on and try it out.
DarkonZeroSo....
CallipyGyes, and i don't want that to happen tomorrow
BobIshmael"Hey, guys. Does this death look good on me?"
BobIshmael"Nah. You look fat in it."
BobIshmael"How about this Red Death, over here?"
BobIshmael"That's nice, but it's a bit too bright."
CallipyGmaybe you do, and if you feel that way, well, its not my life
* BobIshmael could go on like this forever.
DarkonZeroBlack death is more slimming.
BobIshmaelHalf the calories! More the death!
CallipyGLemme ask you something, Bob: do you want to die tomorrow?
BobIshmaelI don't want to(and that's not what I asked YOU), but if I knew I was going to, it wouldn't bother me.
CallipyGDo you want to die when your house gets nuked?
DarkonZeroHow can you avoid it?
BobIshmaelSee previous answer.
CallipyGyou can't
DarkonZeroSo....I'll accept death.
CallipyGi'll accept death if it's my only option, i won't be afraid of it
BobIshmaelOption?! It's not a menu, either!
CallipyGit can be
BobIshmaelI love your terminology, Callip.
BobIshmael"Yes, I like the death with rice on the side."
BobIshmael"Does this death come with dessert?"
CallipyGfor someone so religious, you're awfully narrow-minded... hehe
BobIshmaelNaw, I'm just a jerk online...
BobIshmaelAnd I thought religious people were SUPPOSED to be narrow-minded.
BobIshmaelGod know that what's-his-face..
* DarkonZero decides to listen to something sappy....but he likes....Matthew Sweet's
BobIshmaelThe homophobe..
DarkonZeroD'oh!
BobIshmaelThe one who said that the Tellytubbie was gay.
DarkonZeroI'm listening to something.
CallipyGyou're right, Bob, they are
CallipyGJerry Falwell
BobIshmaelYes... And, Callip, don't generalize. I can't stand people who do that.
CallipyGoverly religious people are narrow-minded
BobIshmaelTrue, the majority of people calling themselves Christians are really just self-righteous bigots.
DarkonZeroWell folks it seems that I gots to be going......
DarkonZeroLater!
BobIshmaelAwww.
DarkonZeroWell...I do work tomorrow.
DarkonZeroEarly.
BobIshmaelSo do I!
BobIshmaelOh.
BobIshmaelDamn you!
BobIshmaelDamn DZ all to hell!
DarkonZero10:45 AM
BobIshmaelOh, that's not early.
DarkonZeroIt is to a slacker like me.
CallipyG"Religious people are narrow-minded" is an unfair generalization... "Overly religious people are narrow-minded" is a generalization that i'm sticking to, no matter what you say
BobIshmaelFine... Get your "sleep."
BobIshmaelSee if I care!
CallipyGbye Bob
CallipyGi mean, DZ
DarkonZeroBYe then.....SHEESH!
BobIshmaelOuch.
DarkonZeroI meant that towards Bob.
BobIshmaelThat must hurt. No one wants to be Bob.
CallipyGbye DZ
DarkonZeroWell so long....
BobIshmaelAdidas.
CallipyGhehe
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Oct 10 22:55:34 1999

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