| Session Start: Thu Oct 07 21:10:08 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'The hell with all of you! Get Bob a present by October 20th, or die!!!!!' | ||
| *** Set by BobIshmael on Thu Oct 07 20:49:06 | ||
| DarkonZero | HEY ALL! | |
|---|---|---|
| Goku | What if the world ends the 1st! | |
| BobIshmael | Speak of the devil. | |
| IncMeltMan | Heylo, DZ! | |
| BobIshmael | DZ! | |
| Goku | that would suck! | |
| BobIshmael | I was just about to say that, Ku. | |
| IncMeltMan | We're talking about the Con. | |
| BobIshmael | Heya Davey Beav! | |
| Goku | I said it first | |
| Goku | so :P! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh....thought so. | |
| DarkonZero | BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| * BobIshmael smiles innocently. | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh well... | |
| * BobIshmael goes back to his Metallica. | ||
| Goku | What do you want m to say on your VMB so you know it's me | |
| DarkonZero | I can't stop ya....I'll have to accept it. | |
| IncMeltMan | I'm going...and I live in Virginia....and I'm driving...and I'm looking for someone who lives in between me and the con. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ's going with me! Hands off! | |
| * BobIshmael puts DZ in his suitcase. | ||
| Goku | hehe | |
| BobIshmael | Doesn't matter, Ku. | |
| BobIshmael | WAIT! | |
| BobIshmael | Sing a Metallica song! | |
| IncMeltMan | LITTLE ME! LITTLE YOU! | |
| IncMeltMan | That's all I know. | |
| BobIshmael | Or a TMBG. Yeah, if you have a deep voice, sing Pencil Rain. | |
| * BobIshmael listens to Fade to Black. | ||
| BobIshmael | Ku? | |
| DarkonZero | <Bozarth> Go to hell BAHB! | |
| Goku | I can't sing | |
| Goku | I can SPIN! | |
| Goku | but you couldn't see that | |
| BobIshmael | He tried to say it as a question. | |
| BobIshmael | Pencil Rain is just speaking in rhythm. | |
| DarkonZero | Did he now? | |
| Goku | I am in an arguement with someone saying that MST3K was MST2K | |
| DarkonZero | Kill them Ku. | |
| Goku | I am | |
| BobIshmael | YOU TOO?! | |
| BobIshmael | I swear I have had to correct people about that so many times. | |
| BobIshmael | Waitaminit... | |
| Goku | <Goku> It was always 3K | |
| Goku | <Tokiya> I love the cute little pika on my desktop. | |
| Goku | <Goku> And don't freak my shit | |
| IncMeltMan | Sometime's I'm wearing an MST3K T-shirt and they say....it's 3000 now? | |
| BobIshmael | Ku: http://www.henryviiihotel.com/ | |
| BobIshmael | That's for you, too, IMM. | |
| Goku | Thanks | |
| BobIshmael | I hit people if they say that. | |
| * IncMeltMan bookmarks that site | ||
| BobIshmael | I'm filled with rage. | |
| Goku | whoa! | |
| Goku | it's big! | |
| DarkonZero | Bob...... | |
| DarkonZero | You need to kill. | |
| BobIshmael | Also, if you're going via car, www.roadsideamerica.com | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| BobIshmael | I already have. | |
| Goku | yeah I know | |
| BobIshmael | Damn.. Did I think that or say it? | |
| BobIshmael | Type, rather. | |
| DarkonZero | Think.... | |
| Goku | you thought it | |
| BobIshmael | Good. | |
| BobIshmael | Because then I'd have to kill you all. | |
| DarkonZero | So... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm already a dead guy. | |
| * BobIshmael points IMM and Ku over to roadsideamerica.com | ||
| IncMeltMan | k | |
| DarkonZero | I was call "SILLY GOOFY MAN!" at work today. | |
| DarkonZero | call to called | |
| BobIshmael | BRB | |
| DarkonZero | I AM SILLY GOOFY MAN! | |
| IncMeltMan | "Hey! I may be silly and goofy, but.....what was the third thing you said?" | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe..... | |
| Goku | It's take me 2 days to get there, 12 hours in a car with my mom is too much for one day | |
| * BobIshmael backs. | ||
| DarkonZero | I thought the little girl who called me that said, "SILLY POOPIE MAN!".....and I ended up announcing it on the microphone. | |
| DarkonZero | Moving on....... | |
| BobIshmael | Pardon? | |
| BobIshmael | No, I want to hear this. | |
| DarkonZero | That's it. | |
| DarkonZero | That's all. | |
| DarkonZero | Over and done. | |
| BobIshmael | What about the microphone? | |
| DarkonZero | I get to use a microphone on some games I work with. | |
| IncMeltMan | Do you have two turntables and a microphone? | |
| DarkonZero | IMM...yes. | |
| BobIshmael | He's wiggity-wack rapper. | |
| BobIshmael | He be DJ'ing, yo. | |
| DarkonZero | Yup. | |
| BobIshmael | Word up. | |
| BobIshmael | I mean Werd. | |
| BobIshmael | Or is it "w3rd?" | |
| DarkonZero | I don't know..... | |
| BobIshmael | I get so confused. | |
| IncMeltMan | That's really happenin', Daddy-O! | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <Rockman-x> does ne1 remember how to become one of those guys with an astix by my name i forgot | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <Goku> Ctrl Alt Del! Ctrl Alt Del!<Atlas> some girl at our school got sent to the office for pretending to be 25 and cybering with 25 year old guys <WarHawk> I've gotten ppl to do that...<Goku>ewww <WarHawk> NO! The Ctlr Alt Del | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <Aeris> sad to say, I've never actually seen a whole episode of Sailormoon <Goku> SAD! you should be happy! | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <nicole> but fuckers <Goku> we're conjunction noun fuckers!! oh no! | |
| *** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
| *** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Goku | Quote:7,2 *** Haloflux changes topic to 'Chalk up two for scifi and its crappy server!' | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
| Goku | Quote:7,2 * BobIshmael has a stroke of genius! * BobIshmael dies. | |
| DarkonZero | LOC! | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <TIbrO> 3 whacks is enough to do me in | |
| IncMeltMan | Loc! | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <Atlas> Important Notice: I do not support the wearing of plaid. | |
| BobIshmael | Btw, that email I sent to H8 came back to me. | |
| Goku | Hi Loc | |
| Locdog07 | hey | |
| IncMeltMan | So....who are you getting a ride with to the con, Loc? | |
| Locdog07 | idunno | |
| Locdog07 | Me | |
| Goku | Are you driving over the ocean? | |
| Locdog07 | Heh | |
| IncMeltMan | I'll give you a ride....if you wanna meet where I am. | |
| * Locdog07 shrugs | ||
| DarkonZero | Loc is takin gthe Yellow Submarine. | |
| IncMeltMan | That would be groovy, Paul. | |
| DarkonZero | Yup..... | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Goku | NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| Locdog07 | Hmm | |
| Locdog07 | Goku does not agree | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'horsey.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero wants to kill the silences....... | ||
| DarkonZero | Come heeeeeeeeeeeere silences....... | |
| DarkonZero | You gonna die silences....... | |
| IncMeltMan | Don't tell them you're going to kill them. | |
| DarkonZero | YOU GONNA DIE! | |
| * DarkonZero kills IMM! | ||
| * IncMeltMan dies. | ||
| * DarkonZero kills Goku! | ||
| * DarkonZero kills Bob! | ||
| IncMeltMan | <Country Song> o/When you killed me......I died.....o/ | |
| Goku | That wasn't very nice | |
| * DarkonZero kills Mars! | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'zoltar.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero lets a "fluffy". | ||
| IncMeltMan | Is that anything like a Pootie? | |
| DarkonZero | No..... | |
| DarkonZero | NEW EPS OF SPACE GHOST TOMOROW NIGHT! | |
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| IncMeltMan | Huzzah and hooray@ | |
| Goku | YIppie! | |
| * DarkonZero likes to see what will happen to Moltar in that ep. | ||
| Locdog07 | Hmm? | |
| DarkonZero | I like Moltar.....since they don't show Brak much. | |
| Locdog07 | I see | |
| Goku | Why don't they show Brak much | |
| DarkonZero | I don't know..... | |
| IncMeltMan | because Brak's going to have his own show | |
| Goku | REALLY!?!?!?! | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe. | |
| Goku | COOOOL!!! | |
| IncMeltMan | In November according to the wire....lemmee getcha the link that says it | |
| IncMeltMan | http://members.xoom.com/DailyGhost/ | |
| DarkonZero | MOO! | |
| * DarkonZero has nothing much to say since he is tired........ | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.....dumbass movie coming......BATS. | |
| BobIshmael | Bats, scary/ | |
| BobIshmael | Bats, scary. | |
| DarkonZero | It's moe dumbassed than scary. | |
| DarkonZero | moe to more | |
| IncMeltMan | Oh yeah...I saw a preview for that....any horror movie with a short, one syllable, plural word these days.... | |
| DarkonZero | SCREAM! | |
| DarkonZero | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! | |
| BobIshmael | Um.. | |
| BobIshmael | Jaws? | |
| IncMeltMan | Scream isn't plural. But then again I thought the sequel should have been "Screams" | |
| BobIshmael | Aliens? | |
| DarkonZero | I was going to say that. | |
| Goku | LA LA LA LA LA LA LA | |
| IncMeltMan | These days....the 70s don't count | |
| DarkonZero | Great minds think alike. | |
| Locdog07 | Scream: Resurrection. "AAAAAA! Ow.....AAAAA!" | |
| IncMeltMan | Or was Aliens made in the early 80s. | |
| DarkonZero | Aliens was made in 86. | |
| IncMeltMan | Oh...shame on me, then. It seems a lot older than that. | |
| DarkonZero | Seems. | |
| DarkonZero | Seems | |
| Goku | I am 2 years older than it! | |
| BobIshmael | What about Alien 3? | |
| IncMeltMan | I was thinking of stuff like "Elves" and "Ticks" | |
| BobIshmael | That's plural.. Three aliens! | |
| BobIshmael | See? | |
| IncMeltMan | Oh.....Alien isn't one sylable! | |
| DarkonZero | Morons..... | |
| IncMeltMan | So HA! | |
| BobIshmael | Stupids. | |
| DarkonZero | Asses? | |
| IncMeltMan | heh heh....now that's a good movie | |
| Locdog07 | Asses? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes....Asses. | |
| Goku | Hehe anyone watching COnan? | |
| IncMeltMan | Actually....I don't really want to see Asses. I was talking about "The Stupids" | |
| * IncMeltMan turns on the TV | ||
| DarkonZero | No.....I was calling you all asses....GEEZ! | |
| DarkonZero | Kidding..... | |
| IncMeltMan | So Geez is the movie? | |
| Goku | Andy- "Yeah I got Jeparody for Playstation" Conan- " Are you any good at it" Andy- "Yeah I can kick the computers ass...of course I have it set on retard, but it makes me feel better" | |
| DarkonZero | Yes.... | |
| * IncMeltMan laughs. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hehe! | |
| IncMeltMan | I feel sorry for laughing at that....that's the kind of humor Andy is best at | |
| Goku | 8,1Quote added: 6,8 "Yeah I got Jeparody for Playstation" -Andy " Are you any good at it" -Conan "Yeah I can kick the computers ass...of course I have it set on retard, but it makes me feel better" -Andy | |
| Locdog07 | I've got to go. | |
| Locdog07 | Goodbye all. | |
| Goku | C ya Loc | |
| IncMeltMan | Adios, Loc | |
| Goku | Need to sleep soon | |
| Locdog07 | Bye | |
| *** Locdog07 has left #Deep13 | ||
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| BobIshmael | Phew. | |
| BobIshmael | O | |
| BobIshmael | Huh? | |
| *** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
| BobIshmael | Oh. | |
| BobIshmael | (rimshot) | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| DarkonZero | Andy is leaving the show...... | |
| BobIshmael | Nothing, just Loc. I'm worried about him, but I'd rather not talk about him behind his back. | |
| BobIshmael | So let's change the topic. | |
| DarkonZero | Again... | |
| DarkonZero | Andy is leaving the show...... | |
| BobIshmael | I know. | |
| DarkonZero | Next year. | |
| BobIshmael | Yep. | |
| DarkonZero | In the Spring. | |
| BobIshmael | First, Max. Now Andy. | |
| BobIshmael | Next it'll be La Bamba. | |
| Goku | Hehe I am going to this restraunt, they have a mini indoor baseketball court, and it's plexiglass around it so you can watch, and we all were inside it(3 of us) and we started yelling THERES AN INVISIBLE WALL!!!!!!! LET US OUT!!!!! HELP US!!!!!!!! and then people looked at us wierd | |
| Goku | Tommorow..so I hope I get back for SG | |
| BobIshmael | And then Jimmy Liveno. | |
| Goku | Andy should stay | |
| BobIshmael | And then that tall red-headed guy who talks too much. | |
| Goku | He's great | |
| DarkonZero | Ku......that was great.... | |
| DarkonZero | Can I use that? | |
| Goku | For what? | |
| DarkonZero | To piss people off. | |
| Goku | sure | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, me an' DZ'll do that someplace. | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks.... | |
| Goku | pissing people off is great | |
| DarkonZero | I do it alot. | |
| Goku | Hehe | |
| DarkonZero | But today I made people laugh....and that's great too. | |
| Goku | we almost got kicked out of a football game last week | |
| DarkonZero | LOL | |
| DarkonZero | What did you do? | |
| IncMeltMan | Threw batteries at the players? | |
| BobIshmael | Damnation.. I need music! | |
| DarkonZero | I made people laugh by talking like The Spleen on the mic. | |
| BobIshmael | Someone send me a MP3 of something! | |
| Goku | Friend made up a song that sounds like it's in Russian, he calls it the Russian song of Conquer, and we went over to the other side of the fiels, the other teams bench, and he screamed it as loud as he could during the last play(they had a chance to win) and all the players started turning around, then a security guy came us and told us we had to stay on our side of the field or be kicked out, that was our second warning of the night | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe..... | |
| Goku | It's a funny song | |
| Goku | you really need to hear it | |
| Goku | I'll record him next time | |
| BobIshmael | Ku, sing it on my VMB! | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.......you want another one of mine? | |
| BobIshmael | Sure. | |
| Goku | I don't sing it! | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| Goku | But I will get him too! | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| BobIshmael | Good. | |
| BobIshmael | 1-877-225-3195 | |
| BobIshmael | Just in case you forgot. | |
| Goku | Where do you want him to sing it, he's done it at a wrestling match, football game, movies, downtown Pittsburgh, restraunt, middle of class, middle of Pep rally | |
| Goku | um...where else | |
| Goku | ...hmm | |
| * Pump DCC up to 999999999 bytes | ||
| BobIshmael | I want him to sing it into a phone! | |
| Goku | They get mad at the movies | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| BobIshmael | So... Con, eh? | |
| DarkonZero | I used to yell random words out at events. | |
| * BobIshmael resumes obsessing over the con. | ||
| DarkonZero | BUTT! | |
| DarkonZero | STINK! | |
| DarkonZero | DOO! | |
| BobIshmael | I hated anything involving "school spirit." | |
| BobIshmael | I joined JROTC, just so I wouldn't have to attend pep rallies. | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't like school spirit either........ | |
| DarkonZero | That's why the random words. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, I think "Random Words" was the Alma Mater. | |
| BobIshmael | THOUGHT! | |
| IncMeltMan | Why don't they give you free condoms on school spirit day....that's what the TV said happened. My school did it all wrong, I think | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.....did you cancel the DCC? | |
| BobIshmael | DAMN! I F**KED THAT UP NICELY, DIDN'T I?! | |
| Goku | I sang the Master Ninja Theme Song at 2am out side as loud as I could when we were playing Flashlight tag, I was yelled at for giving our hiding spot away | |
| BobIshmael | No. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| BobIshmael | It's sending. | |
| BobIshmael | Just very slowly. | |
| * Sound request: can't find '321_ninja.wav' | ||
| [Goku SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Flashlight tag? | |
| DarkonZero | I must be laggin'. | |
| BobIshmael | Are you seven or something? | |
| Goku | Yeah | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| Goku | It' fun! | |
| Goku | It's | |
| BobIshmael | Oh. | |
| BobIshmael | Eh, screw it. | |
| IncMeltMan | It's fun when it's fun! | |
| Goku | www.deep13.org | |
| Goku | not working! | |
| BobIshmael | NO! | |
| Goku | I gave Cal my info | |
| Goku | want to see if it is up yet | |
| * BobIshmael fwaps DZ. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm still making my profile. | |
| DarkonZero | BOB! | |
| DarkonZero | WHY!?!?! | |
| BobIshmael | Because songhits.com started working again. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| BobIshmael | Can I send any of you a wakeup call right now? | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| *** MSTManos is on IRC | ||
| *** MSTManos has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Er...yes | |
| BobIshmael | MANNY! | |
| DarkonZero | MANOS! | |
| MSTManos | Heehee! | |
| BobIshmael | Get my email? | |
| MSTManos | I got Lodo's pic! | |
| BobIshmael | Oh? | |
| BobIshmael | Good, send it. | |
| MSTManos | Not yet... I can't stay on long... | |
| DarkonZero | Really? | |
| BobIshmael | But, my email? | |
| BobIshmael | I sent it a couple days ago. | |
| MSTManos | Tomorrow, BIsh. Tomorrow. | |
| DarkonZero | Manos....why would you want Frodo's pic? | |
| MSTManos | kane sent it to me. | |
| BobIshmael | It's important. | |
| BobIshmael | kane is TS. | |
| MSTManos | Bob, homework is important. | |
| MSTManos | So, how come he gave me something that looked real? | |
| BobIshmael | Manos, it's an email! It'll take you 5 minutes to read! | |
| BobIshmael | TO FUCK WITH YOUR HEAD! NOW CHECK YOUR EMAIL! | |
| BobIshmael | *ahem* | |
| BobIshmael | Sorry. | |
| Goku | hehe! | |
| Goku | I have to reboot | |
| MSTManos | Bob, a mind is a terrible thing to waste... especially if it was on your own stuff... | |
| *** Goku has left IRC | ||
| *** Goku has quit IRC (buh bye) | ||
| BobIshmael | ARRRGH! | |
| BobIshmael | CHECK IT! | |
| BobIshmael | CHECK IT! | |
| MSTManos | NO! | |
| BobIshmael | Fine. | |
| MSTManos | TOMORROW, DAMMIT! | |
| * BobIshmael takes Manos off the list. | ||
| BobIshmael | Just you, me, and De. Eh, DZ? | |
| MSTManos | Well... I came here to see if anyone wanted the pic... | |
| MSTManos | I can't stay on long. | |
| BobIshmael | So we heard. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob I guess..... | |
| BobIshmael | Except I'm dead serious. | |
| * BobIshmael glares at Manos. | ||
| MSTManos | Hi, Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Actually, it's better if it's three people. | |
| BobIshmael | Not as expensive. | |
| BobIshmael | Or crowded. | |
| * MSTManos mumbles something about how four is better... | ||
| BobIshmael | If you check your email and read it offline, you would see what I'm talking about, Manny. | |
| MSTManos | Uh... | |
| MSTManos | Bob? | |
| MSTManos | I'm too busy. | |
| BobIshmael | Apparently not. | |
| MSTManos | Yeah, but... | |
| *** MSTManos has left IRC | ||
| *** MSTManos has quit IRC (I really am.) | ||
| BobIshmael | "I'm very busy... But I think I'll pop into #Deep13 and annoy the man who offered to take me to the con." | |
| BobIshmael | DAMN HIM! | |
| BobIshmael | THAT WAS A GREAT BURN, TOO! | |
| *** Goku is on IRC | ||
| * BobIshmael grumbles. | ||
| DarkonZero | KU! | |
| BobIshmael | Now I'm filled with rage. | |
| BobIshmael | He ain't here. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh.. | |
| BobIshmael | He is now. | |
| *** Goku has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | So, can I send anyone a wakeup call? | |
| Goku | no | |
| BobIshmael | Right now, I mean. | |
| Goku | Um, no | |
| BobIshmael | DZ? | |
| Goku | You'd wake up other people in the house | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| BobIshmael | Wake up call? | |
| BobIshmael | May I? | |
| BobIshmael | Send? | |
| BobIshmael | You one? | |
| BobIshmael | Now? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...geez. | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| Goku | Am I the youngest one who comes here? | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| DarkonZero | I am. | |
| BobIshmael | Quiet, old man! | |
| Goku | You are? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| BobIshmael | No, I think 'ling is. | |
| Goku | I thought you worked | |
| BobIshmael | Or CC. | |
| DarkonZero | I do.... | |
| Goku | You have to be 16 here | |
| BobIshmael | Ku, he's 53! | |
| Goku | AGH!!!!!!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.... | |
| Goku | Anyways | |
| DarkonZero | Knock of 30 years | |
| BobIshmael | Umm... 33? | |
| DarkonZero | That's 20 Bob.... | |
| * BobIshmael counts on his fingers.. | ||
| BobIshmael | Carry the one.. | |
| DarkonZero | BOb did well at math. | |
| BobIshmael | Um... | |
| BobIshmael | 28? | |
| DarkonZero | Knock off 5 years. | |
| BobIshmael | 12? | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, 5! | |
| BobIshmael | 17. | |
| Goku | 22 | |
| BobIshmael | 23, actually. | |
| DarkonZero | 23....Ku.... | |
| Goku | OH! | |
| BobIshmael | Or so he clames. | |
| Goku | I know | |
| BobIshmael | claims! | |
| Goku | I just like saying random #'s | |
| DarkonZero | I'm the oldest here. | |
| Goku | he clams | |
| *** MSTManos is on IRC | ||
| *** MSTManos has joined #deep13 | ||
| Goku | Hi Manos | |
| * MSTManos smiles and looks at Bob. | ||
| Goku | Are you going to the con? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok Bob.....no beer for you. | |
| BobIshmael | <MSTManos> Yeah, but... | |
| BobIshmael | *** MSTManos has quit IRC (I really am.) | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> "I'm very busy... But I think I'll pop into #Deep13 and annoy the man who offered to take me to the con." | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> DAMN HIM! | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> THAT WAS A GREAT BURN, TOO! | |
| BobIshmael | There. | |
| BobIshmael | Awww. | |
| Goku | Are you going Manos? | |
| BobIshmael | I'll be good, sir. | |
| Goku | You're my age I think | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...you get beer. | |
| BobIshmael | Yippie. | |
| Goku | Bobs 3 and 1/2 | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, Manny. Have you talked to your parents or legal gaurdians about it? | |
| MSTManos | Oh, sure. I have an assignment due tomorrow, and I came here for a break. But Bob, the important demi-god that he is, wants me to extend my break to read a stupid e-mail of his. Well that's fine. Really. | |
| DarkonZero | Manny.....you gotta go. | |
| Goku | gotta get away | |
| Goku | gonna fly away | |
| MSTManos | Look... I'm not in the money, and I have some other "investments" to take care of. | |
| BobIshmael | Manos, you have enough time to spend 10 minutes talking to us. You certainly have enough time to read a 5 minute email. | |
| MSTManos | Well, guess what Bob? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....it's a trip of 3. | |
| MSTManos | I READ THE FREAKING E-MAIL! | |
| BobIshmael | You're not going to the con? | |
| BobIshmael | Is that the answer? | |
| BobIshmael | I guessed. | |
| MSTManos | Only if someone takes me. | |
| DarkonZero | We are Manny. | |
| MSTManos | And I get enough money to buy a ticket. | |
| BobIshmael | I was implying, that I wouldn't. | |
| BobIshmael | No comma. | |
| MSTManos | Well... how about hotel accomidations? | |
| MSTManos | I can't do that. | |
| BobIshmael | We're staying the Henry VII. | |
| DarkonZero | Manny.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'll pay/ | |
| MSTManos | k | |
| DarkonZero | I don't mid. | |
| BobIshmael | But only once I figure out how many people are going. | |
| DarkonZero | mind even. | |
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| *** Mars sets mode: +o Sentroid91 | ||
| DarkonZero | SENT! | |
| Goku | Hey Sent! | |
| BobIshmael | Freeloading bum. | |
| * BobIshmael grumbles. | ||
| Goku | Bob isn't a good you | |
| BobIshmael | Not at all. | |
| DarkonZero | Ku? | |
| Goku | Yes? | |
| DarkonZero | <Goku> Bob isn't a good you | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| Goku | Yeah | |
| BobIshmael | I was being Sent earlier. | |
| MSTManos | The final question lies in the hands of my parents: will they let me go on a 8-day road trip with two 20-something guys, and De? | |
| Goku | Bob isn't a good Sent | |
| Goku | hehee | |
| Goku | that sounds funny | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| BobIshmael | Um.. Yeah. 20. | |
| BobIshmael | Shut up, DZ. | |
| Goku | 20-something guys, and De | |
| *** Sentroid91 changes topic to 'The hell with all of you! Oh, and 12 days til Sentroid91's B-day.... still, the "beware" remains.' | ||
| MSTManos | Oh, Sent... I have a pic of Lodo, if you're interested. | |
| Sentroid91 | you do? | |
| MSTManos | Yep. No lying. | |
| Sentroid91 | ooh.... i'd like to see..... | |
| Goku | send it to me | |
| BobIshmael | Manny, that's what I need to know. Will your parents let you go. | |
| BobIshmael | "?" | |
| BobIshmael | If you can, then I can make reservations for 4. | |
| DarkonZero | Manny....send it to me so I deficate on it. | |
| BobIshmael | If not, it's 3. | |
| * Sentroid91 ponders making an icon out of Lodd's face... like HomeGame did to Ispep. | ||
| Sentroid91 | Speaking of Lodd, is he on here again tonight? | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, shut up! | |
| Sentroid91 | nope, doesn't look like it. | |
| MSTManos | Bob, how do I pay for the ticket, then??? | |
| BobIshmael | (Mostly)No one wants to hear about TS! | |
| Sentroid91 | Blow me, Bob. | |
| Goku | It's 9 months away | |
| DarkonZero | Manos..... | |
| Goku | I can even find the money by then | |
| MSTManos | Yeah, but the prices jack up every day. | |
| Goku | really? | |
| Goku | oh damn | |
| Sentroid91 | and please send that Loado pic, Manos. | |
| MSTManos | And I don't get an allowance... | |
| BobIshmael | Manos, don't you think it's more important that you get permission to go.. | |
| DarkonZero | Manny.... | |
| BobIshmael | And they'll raise the price again at June and at the door. | |
| Goku | I don't either, I work a little, do some chores | |
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| DarkonZero | I'll pay your way if I can. | |
| BobIshmael | So, it's $45 'til June. | |
| BobIshmael | subtle! | |
| MSTManos | Hey there, spy. | |
| superspy | 'ello | |
| DarkonZero | SPY! | |
| Goku | hi hi ss | |
| Goku | I GTG!! | |
| MSTManos | Hey, spy, I've been meaning to ask you something... | |
| Goku | HURRY UP DCC!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Ku! | |
| superspy | sure, manos | |
| Sentroid91 | 1,9[s9-mS]9,1-Breathe-1,9 6.39MB | |
| [Sentroid91:#Deep13 S9-MS] - Breathe.mp3 - 6.39MB | ||
| Goku | getting DCC! | |
| Goku | can't leave! | |
| MSTManos | Why the Pokemon names on your IP? | |
| superspy | ARGGHHH | |
| Goku | hehee | |
| BobIshmael | *ahem* Manos, don't you think it's more important that you get permission to go.. | |
| DarkonZero | SPY!?!?! | |
| Sentroid91 | heh | |
| * superspy glares at manos | ||
| MSTManos | Bob? | |
| BobIshmael | Before thinking about prices. | |
| MSTManos | We'll see. | |
| superspy | it's a rather tender subject.... | |
| Sentroid91 | Spy always has pokemon nicks on his IP | |
| Sentroid91 | last time he had Gyrados | |
| MSTManos | Yeah. But WHY? | |
| DarkonZero | Manny....I'll pay your way if I can. | |
| MSTManos | And once he had Jigglypuff... | |
| BobIshmael | For gawd's sake, I want to know ASAP, so I can reservations. Can you bring it up to your parents tomorrow? | |
| MSTManos | Oh. Cool, DZ. | |
| MSTManos | Bob, tomorrow. | |
| superspy | because the asses that run the ITS department at this school thought it would be cute to rename the DHGP servers after pokemon | |
| BobIshmael | Thank you. That's all I ask. | |
| Sentroid91 | oh, and Bob... I have a VMB now | |
| superspy | nope, couldn't be something cool like transformers or X-Men... | |
| BobIshmael | What number? | |
| Sentroid91 | 1-888-Excite2 the extension... i'll have it for ya in a sec. | |
| MSTManos | Bob, that leads me to another subject... what the hell's wrong with your VMB??? | |
| MSTManos | It's always busy! | |
| DarkonZero | Bob's VMB # 1-877-225-3195 | |
| BobIshmael | It's fine now. | |
| MSTManos | Oh. Okay. | |
| MSTManos | I'll give it out to everyone I know. | |
| BobIshmael | It ran out of minutes, but I fixed that. | |
| DarkonZero | How Bob? | |
| BobIshmael | Magic.. | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | Ah.... | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, and don't call the VMB during peak hours. | |
| Goku | k | |
| BobIshmael | It'll prolly be busy in the evenings. | |
| MSTManos | Sent, tell me 'bout the pic. | |
| Goku | after 5 EST ok | |
| Goku | ? | |
| MSTManos | And you too, 'ku. | |
| Goku | Um, it's a pic of a kid | |
| Goku | in black and white | |
| DarkonZero | Hey kids.....I'm cool, right? | |
| Sentroid91 | Your personal extension: | |
| Sentroid91 | 1-888-Excite2 | |
| Sentroid91 | 564-654-2526 | |
| MSTManos | Oh, God... I just realized something, Bob... | |
| Sentroid91 | there, that second number is my x | |
| DarkonZero | Again.... | |
| DarkonZero | Hey kids.....I'm cool, right? | |
| MSTManos | Uh, no, DZ. It doesn't. | |
| DarkonZero | It doesn't what? | |
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| Sentroid91 | hmm | |
| DarkonZero | Manny..... | |
| Goku | It's Meredith time! | |
| MSTManos | Quiet. | |
| MSTManos | Bob? | |
| meridith | it is! kewl | |
| Sentroid91 | He looks alittle like Anthony Michael Hall | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| Sentroid91 | and that's bad | |
| BobIshmael | Sorry, spy had the sudden urge to /msg me. | |
| Goku | why aren't you Linda | |
| BobIshmael | Go figure. | |
| MSTManos | How in the hell can I convince my parents tomorrow by telling them, "Mom, dad, these guys are taking me to a convention in Saint Louis. Can I go? | |
| MSTManos | " | |
| Sentroid91 | I still say we should make his head into an icon | |
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| meridith | pack and go! | |
| DarkonZero | Manny.... | |
| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
| *** spy-II is now known as superspy | ||
| BobIshmael | Just say "There's a MST3K convention happening next summer..." | |
| DarkonZero | Damn..... | |
| meridith | ack! | |
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| superspy | right, bob | |
| superspy | thanks | |
| Goku | I am gonna say, I left my Biology book in St. Louis, I have to go pick it up, it will take me 3 days to find it when I am there | |
| BobIshmael | "I'd like to know if you trust me enough to let me go." | |
| MSTManos | Oh, right... and my parents are bound to respond, "That stupid show???" | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| Sentroid91 | ok, so did I give everyone my VMB #? | |
| Goku | no! | |
| Goku | you have one too! | |
| BobIshmael | Well, like I told Sent, you'll have to deal with the domestic issues. | |
| Sentroid91 | yes. | |
| Goku | tell me | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, shut up, you conformist! | |
| Sentroid91 | 1-888-Excite2 x: 564-654-2526 | |
| BobIshmael | Mine doesn't have no crappy extension. | |
| MSTManos | Look, Bob. Make a reservation for four if you can't reach me tomorrow, or vice versa. | |
| Sentroid91 | That's because yours is a bootleg 877 number | |
| BobIshmael | So? | |
| BobIshmael | It's convienent, isn't it... You conformist. | |
| MSTManos | Anyway, I shouldn't even be here. I have a homework assignment to do, and if all goes well, I can finish by 12:30 AM at the earliest. If not... well, I'll give my teacher Bob's VMB number and tell her it's his fault. G'bye! | |
| BobIshmael | FIne by me. | |
| Goku | http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/spaceghost/cod/brak/index.html | |
| BobIshmael | Manny, that is. | |
| Goku | hehee | |
| Sentroid91 | button-down | |
| Sentroid91 | Silence, philistine. | |
| MSTManos | "This guy named James was verbally assaulting me and acting like an idiot around me and being amusing. I'll give it to you Monday?" | |
| MSTManos | Well... anyway. Bye. | |
| BobIshmael | What teacher wouldn't accept that? | |
| BobIshmael | Adidas, Manny. | |
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| *** MSTManos has quit IRC ("Oh, and I have his VMB number, too. Report him immediately.") | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Who'd this? | |
| BobIshmael | Who's this? | |
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| BobIshmael | Sent, I think. | |
| BobIshmael | Who the hell are you? | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | We have a MOAY! | |
| Goku | MOAY! | |
| Goku | MOAY! | |
| Goku | Hey hey! | |
| Goku | I said | |
| superspy | moay? | |
| Goku | MOAY! | |
| Goku | MOAY! | |
| Goku | Um...right | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| Goku | so anyways I have to go | |
| Goku | 7 | |
| Goku | 7 | |
| Goku | 7 | |
| Goku | 7 | |
| Goku | 7 | |
| Goku | 7 | |
| Goku | 7 | |
| Goku | 7 | |
| Goku | 7 | |
| Goku | 7 | |
| Goku | 7 | |
| Goku | 7 | |
| Goku | 7 | |
| Goku | 7 | |
| Goku | 7 | |
| Goku | 7 | |
| Goku | 10 | |
| Goku | 7 | |
| Goku | 7 | |
| Goku | 7 | |
| Goku | 8 | |
| Goku | 7 | |
| Goku | 7 | |
| * superspy smacks Goku....hard | ||
| Goku | 7 | |
| superspy | STOP | |
| Goku | 7 | |
| Goku | 2 | |
| Goku | 7 | |
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| BobIshmael | DAMN! | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| BobIshmael | I WAS TRYING TO KICK HIM! | |
| BobIshmael | Damned Mars. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | From now, don't leave two minute messages unless they're funny. | |
| BobIshmael | Like DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Are my messages funny? | |
| superspy | which one from DZ? | |
| superspy | 7 | |
| superspy | 7 | |
| superspy | 7 | |
| superspy | 7 | |
| superspy | ? | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | No. | |
| DarkonZero | My messages aren't funny? | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, wait, Mr. Beer Man. They're hilarious! | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob.....you're brown nosed. | |
| BobIshmael | And proud of it! | |
| BobIshmael | Sir. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob...no need to brown nose. | |
| BobIshmael | Yessir, Mr. Responsible Adult, Sir. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| BobIshmael | Can I get you a soda? | |
| DarkonZero | Now you know I'm not responsible.....I'm the one who wants to piss off all the states we go through. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Velveta? | |
| DarkonZero | Velveeta? | |
| DarkonZero | Who is 15.wav? | |
| BobIshmael | 15? | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Oh, that's spy, isn't it? | |
| BobIshmael | It | |
| BobIshmael | It's some collega-boy. | |
| BobIshmael | It's some college-boy. | |
| superspy | that be me | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah. | |
| DarkonZero | Popping orange juice? | |
| BobIshmael | He sounds like a guy I know. | |
| * IncMeltMan wakes up. | ||
| BobIshmael | He's a Mormon. Are you a Mormon, spy? | |
| DarkonZero | But....who's this Velveeta? | |
| IncMeltMan | I'm awake now. | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| *** Mars changes topic to '<moay> LIKE BASKETBALL AND SING A SONG ' | ||
| DarkonZero | LOL! | |
| superspy | mormon? | |
| DarkonZero | MOAY! | |
| * Sentroid91 checks his VMB.... nothing. | ||
| superspy | no, I'm not a mormon | |
| BobIshmael | Just checking. | |
| BobIshmael | I thought you were him. | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** moay has left #deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor drops into #Deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | De's on! | |
| DeRaptor | OW! The floor in here is hard. | |
| BobIshmael | DE! | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| IncMeltMan | De! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| DeRaptor | 'allo. | |
| Sentroid91 | uh... DE! | |
| superspy | de! | |
| DeRaptor | No kiddin'. | |
| DeRaptor | ! | |
| * DeRaptor runs fro mthe people screaming her name. | ||
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| BobIshmael | DE! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| BobIshmael | DEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| DeRaptor | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| IncMeltMan | 'Ave you decided whether you're going to the con, De? | |
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| BobIshmael | DE! DE! DE! | |
| *** DeRaptor changes topic to 'HEEEEEEEEEELP!' | ||
| Sentroid91 | hmm, that would be a good VMB... everyone saying DE! DE! DE! | |
| * BobIshmael turns on his Casio and flips on a techno beat. | ||
| BobIshmael | De! De! De! | |
| BobIshmael | De! De! De! | |
| * BobIshmael stops. | ||
| DeRaptor | Shut up! | |
| DeRaptor | Oh. | |
| Sentroid91 | 1-888-Excite2 x: 564-654-2526 <--- my VMB again. | |
| * DeRaptor saw that Animal Farm movie... | ||
| DarkonZero | DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! | |
| DeRaptor | They shouldn't have given it a happy ending. that was dumb. | |
| DarkonZero | Happy ending? | |
| DeRaptor | The book ended with the dog (well, it was the horse in the book) looking in the window and not being able to tell the pigs from the humans. | |
| IncMeltMan | Yeah....the music was a really stupid choice. | |
| Sentroid91 | oh, and I only get a limited amount of messages per month, so don't leave too many messages if you call my VMB. | |
| DeRaptor | It was a cool movie, I just could have done without the ending. | |
| DarkonZero | Isn't wasn't that bd....I fell asleep though. | |
| DarkonZero | bd to bad | |
| IncMeltMan | Was it a horse narrating in the book?....it's been so long since I've read it? | |
| DarkonZero | 1984 wasn't a bad book.......but....it's now Bob's bible. | |
| IncMeltMan | My Bible is "Hop on Pop" | |
| DeRaptor | I think it was a horse in the book, and she didn't narrate, the story was just from her POV I think. | |
| IncMeltMan | Yeah...that's what I meant...it's late. | |
| IncMeltMan | I'll have to read it again. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, moay left the channel! | |
| IncMeltMan | Awwwww.... | |
| * DarkonZero thinks of actually finishing "Slaughter House Five". | ||
| DarkonZero | I only get 4 pages in...and I stop reading it. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, anyone want to hear the /msg thus far? | |
| BobIshmael | Sure, you all do. | |
| DarkonZero | Sure. | |
| BobIshmael | Here goes. | |
| BobIshmael | <moay> hello what is your name | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> David. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Hi. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Do you hate me? | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> I'm so sorry for what I said. Don't hate me. | |
| BobIshmael | <moay> what are your nationality | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> American. Do you hate me? | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Please don't hate me. | |
| BobIshmael | <moay> what the mean is hate | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> It means you don't like me. | |
| BobIshmael | <moay> no i like you | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> That's good. I like you too. Wanna make out? | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> C'mon! MAKE OUT WITH ME! | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> DO IT! | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> You're no fun. You must hate me | |
| BobIshmael | <moay> my langquage is so bad.what the mean is make out | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> It's means to hits someone with a large thing. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Like a baseball bat, for example. | |
| BobIshmael | <moay> LIKE BASKETBALL AND SING A SONG | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Yes. | |
| BobIshmael | <moay> WHAT YOUR E-MAIL | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> linear@phonelosers.net | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> My name's David, but you can call me "Idiot." | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> All my friends call me that, it's a nickname. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> So... Will you send me e-mail? | |
| BobIshmael | <moay> WHY YOUR FRIEND CALL YOU IDOT | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> It's not meant as an insult, it's something nice. You call me that, too. | |
| BobIshmael | And now I await a reply. | |
| Sentroid91 | moay.... omega? | |
| BobIshmael | Too many foriegners on this server. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe..... | |
| DarkonZero | Too true. | |
| superspy | nah....moay's too intelligent to be omega | |
| * DarkonZero starts the chant of "De" again....... | ||
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| BobIshmael | DE! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| BobIshmael | DE! DE! DE! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| * BobIshmael turns the Casio on again. | ||
| BobIshmael | DE! DE! DE! | |
| DeRaptor | AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! | |
| BobIshmael | DE! DE! DE! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| * DeRaptor hides under the couch until it stops. | ||
| BobIshmael | DE! DE! DE! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| * BobIshmael throws the Casio under the couch, as if it were a grende. | ||
| BobIshmael | See you in hell, De! | |
| BobIshmael | DE! DE! DE! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.....everyone....I am now known as "SILLY GOOFY MAN!". | |
| BobIshmael | DE! DE! DE! | |
| BobIshmael | We heard/ | |
| BobIshmael | We heard. | |
| BobIshmael | <moay> DO YOU EVER COME TO THAILAND | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Yeah, but I can't speak the language. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> It's a nice country. | |
| DarkonZero | Not all of you. | |
| BobIshmael | What the hell do they speak in Thailand? | |
| DarkonZero | Thai? | |
| * BobIshmael glares at DZ. | ||
| DarkonZero | I forgot. | |
| BobIshmael | You're lucky you're buying me beer, mister. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not now.... | |
| BobIshmael | Otherwise, you'd be off the trip for a remark like that. | |
| DarkonZero | You glared at me. | |
| BobIshmael | Then you're off the trip. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm taking a plane. | |
| BobIshmael | Damn! I bet you had that all thought out, too. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll "fly my birdie" at the passengers on the plane. | |
| * DeRaptor ponders sitting behind darkon and putting her traytable up and down and up and down while he tries to sleep. | ||
| BobIshmael | <moay> WHAT ARE YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS,I WANT TO WRITE THE LETTER TO YOU | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> It's "linear@phonelosers.net" | |
| superspy | that's mean, de | |
| Sentroid91 | 1888-Excite2 x: 564-654-2526 | |
| BobIshmael | Really mean. | |
| DeRaptor | That's the point. | |
| superspy | why not just bring Crow on board, too | |
| * DeRaptor thinks Napoleon in Animal Farm was kinda like Lodo. | ||
| BobIshmael | Sent, your number's a pain in the ass to remember. And no like you. | |
| DeRaptor | Ooooh! | |
| superspy | and have him cry -- not like it's that hard to make him do that | |
| DarkonZero | De likes me in order to do that...... | |
| BobIshmael | And you're ugly. | |
| BobIshmael | And smell bad. | |
| Sentroid91 | Nooo. You don't like me..... Wheezy. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if puppets need an extra ticket. | ||
| BobIshmael | And you conform to whatever happen to be hip. | |
| BobIshmael | Like getting a VMB, for one. | |
| superspy | vmbs are hip? | |
| Sentroid91 | Bob, you're as popular as MSTapes... good for one second, and then boring to people the next. | |
| IncMeltMan | It depends on how big they are, De. | |
| IncMeltMan | Oh wait...you were joking. | |
| Sentroid91 | I had a VMB from before. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Wait.. | |
| BobIshmael | <moay> MY ADDRESS IS 188 M.2 T.NONGKHAYANG A.NONGKHAYANG,UTHAITHANI 61130 THAILAND | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> That e-mail is broken. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Send it to "Bob_Ishmael@yahoo.com" | |
| BobIshmael | WHAT THE HELL?! | |
| DeRaptor | I gotta go. | |
| BobIshmael | This Thai Stick just gave me his/her address. | |
| superspy | later | |
| BobIshmael | Adidas, De. | |
| DarkonZero | Bye De! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| IncMeltMan | You're going to leave all of this, De!? | |
| IncMeltMan | Bye, De. | |
| DarkonZero | Chant....all of you! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| Sentroid91 | I'm not chanting. | |
| IncMeltMan | DE DE DA! | |
| DarkonZero | Then don't, Trendmaster! | |
| Sentroid91 | In fact, my goal now is to be more boring than Bob until someone sends me voicemail. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, conformist! Go conform | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, conformist! Go conform! | |
| BobIshmael | I'm not boring, Sent. | |
| BobIshmael | Everyone loves me. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm very exciting. | |
| Sentroid91 | sure you're not | |
| BobIshmael | I bring zest to everyone's life. | |
| IncMeltMan | Everyone loves Bob....except God. | |
| BobIshmael | Exactly. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> That e-mail is broken. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Send it to "Bob_Ishmael@yahoo.com" | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> What about your e-mail address? | |
| BobIshmael | <moay> PLEASE,WRITE THE LETTER TO ME | |
| Sentroid91 | That's about as true as Lodd buying mstiegate.com | |
| BobIshmael | <moay> WHO'S BOB | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Sure thing. But do you have an email address? | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> A friend who is letting me use his computer. | |
| * IncMeltMan ponders staying up until 3:30 to watch Gumby | ||
| DarkonZero | GUMBY!!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOO!! | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +b *!*Someguy@*.home.com | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: -o Sentroid91 | ||
| BobIshmael | Shut up about TS! | |
| IncMeltMan | Gumby is great....in a really awful way. | |
| BobIshmael | I don't want to hear it! | |
| BobIshmael | <moay> I HAVE A FRIEND,SHE IS PATONK | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Sentroid91 | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, I'm already deopped. | |
| *** Sentroid91 sets mode: -b *!*Someguy@*.home.com | ||
| *** superspy has left IRC | ||
| *** superspy has quit IRC (Ping timeout for superspy[machamp-87.dynamic.rpi.edu]) | ||
| * DarkonZero : 6,1 scanning something 6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| BobIshmael | Man, this Thai is getting boring. | |
| IncMeltMan | Patonk! Sounds like a Batman sound effect. | |
| Sentroid91 | as are you | |
| BobIshmael | Anyone want to send it a letter? | |
| Sentroid91 | zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz | |
| IncMeltMan | You guys have to keep me entertained until 3:30 when Gumby starts. | |
| Sentroid91 | I ain't doing anything for anyone. | |
| Sentroid91 | let Boring Bob do something for you. | |
| *** Cucumber has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Ping timeout for DeRaptor[pm1-204.mry.redshift.com]) | ||
| * Cucumber drops into #Deep13 | ||
| IncMeltMan | You just did! Do it again! | |
| Cucumber | OW! The floor in here is hard. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Cucumber | ||
| IncMeltMan | De? I thought you were leaving. | |
| Cucumber | AAAAAARRRGH! My mom made me get off the 'net and my fricking mailbox is freaking screwed up now1 | |
| Cucumber | !!!! | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** Cucumber is now known as DeRaptor | ||
| DeRaptor | Stuipd freaking piece of ghost alogical darn piece of... | |
| DeRaptor | CRAP! | |
| * BobIshmael laughs at De's misfortune. | ||
| BobIshmael | De.. De... De... | |
| Sentroid91 | DE! | |
| IncMeltMan | Oh....I thought we got to fill in the blank....like on the match game! | |
| * BobIshmael reaches for the Casio. | ||
| BobIshmael | DE! DE! DE! | |
| Sentroid91 | "The man is all alone.... the sweedish is all alone..... my bum is all alone..." | |
| IncMeltMan | The Bum Bum Song....the DeRaptor remix? | |
| BobIshmael | So... Who wants a wake-up call? | |
| Sentroid91 | "The De is all alone...." | |
| BobIshmael | Right this minute. | |
| Sentroid91 | "The Bob is all alone....." | |
| Sentroid91 | "The boring is all alone...." | |
| Sentroid91 | "The call is all alone..." | |
| BobIshmael | You'd think making fun of foriegners who can't speak English would be fun, but it's not. | |
| BobIshmael | Except for omega, he's the exception to the rule. | |
| Sentroid91 | unless they're Sweedis | |
| Sentroid91 | h | |
| * IncMeltMan vaguely remembers "Right this minute" sketches from some short lived Fox sketch comedy show | ||
| Sentroid91 | yeah, and Count Dracula | |
| BobIshmael | Heeey! | |
| Sentroid91 | Whhhaaaa? | |
| BobIshmael | I just suddenly remembered that! | |
| Sentroid91 | I don't | |
| BobIshmael | Weird. | |
| BobIshmael | I don't think I ever watched it either. | |
| Sentroid91 | yes, indeed. | |
| BobIshmael | Scary. | |
| IncMeltMan | "What Alf is doing....RIGHT THIS MINUTE!" (Shot of an Alf puppet in a garbage can) What Oscar the Grouch is doing....RIGHT THIS MINUTE! ("Get the hell out of my trashcan, Alf!") and so on. | |
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| DeRaptor | heh... | |
| IncMeltMan | how was "whatever"? | |
| Sentroid91 | wb | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, wait... I'm thinking of something else. | |
| BobIshmael | Forget I said anything. | |
| * BobIshmael breaks DZ's hip. | ||
| BobIshmael | Welcome back, old man! | |
| Sentroid91 | it's not that easy to forget anything you say, Bob. | |
| DarkonZero | Owww..... | |
| IncMeltMan | Didn't Oscar curse back in the early days of Sesame Street? | |
| * BobIshmael will BRB.. | ||
| BobIshmael | Avert your eyes if you don't want details. | |
| Sentroid91 | goodie, Bob's away | |
| IncMeltMan | They'd obscure with soundeffects and stuff... | |
| BobIshmael | 3 | |
| BobIshmael | 2 | |
| BobIshmael | 1 | |
| * BobIshmael will BRB: Urinating. | ||
| IncMeltMan | obscure it. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| BobIshmael | Thank you! I'll be here all night! | |
| BobIshmael | Don | |
| Sentroid91 | Yes, and thank you for sharing that | |
| DeRaptor | ! eww. | |
| BobIshmael | Don't forget to tip your waitress! | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.....don't urinate on the laptop! | |
| BobIshmael | I'm the normal sucker now. | |
| Sentroid91 | Bob has to get the poo off his bum | |
| IncMeltMan | It would be great to be electrocuted that way, wouldn't it? | |
| Sentroid91 | what? his bum? | |
| IncMeltMan | No....by urinating on a computer.... | |
| DarkonZero | So...the Con? | |
| Sentroid91 | I wouldn't mind watching someone getting electrocuted in the bum. | |
| * DeRaptor sings: 1Don't wizz on the electric fence! | ||
| * DarkonZero remembers when he wizzed on a electric fence. | ||
| Sentroid91 | October 5th, 1999 | |
| Sentroid91 | Added some Halloween goodies to the site, since it's the month of October. Not much going on today. Be sure to come back | |
| Sentroid91 | for more updates. | |
| Sentroid91 | Sentroid91(Webmaster)-- I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress. | |
| Sentroid91 | October 3rd, 1999 | |
| DarkonZero | It hurt. | |
| Sentroid91 | MSTieGate 4 is up. Why 4? Well, it makes alot of sence if you've been following the site formats, the last one being | |
| Sentroid91 | MSTieGate 3.0. Some of the links are still being worked on, but it shouldn't take too long. | |
| Sentroid91 | Sentroid91(Webmas | |
| Sentroid91 | Sentroid91(Webmaster)-- Moron #8 reporting for duty | |
| DeRaptor | phew...my mailbox is working again. | |
| Sentroid91 | "The man is all alone.... the sweedish is all alone..... my bum is all alone..." | |
| DarkonZero | I sing the Bum Bum Song at work.... | |
| DarkonZero | I get strange looks. | |
| Sentroid91 | heh | |
| DeRaptor | heheh...eep. | |
| Sentroid91 | "I wanna hear the cannon! NO! Not the loon! | |
| * DarkonZero made up a song about change machines on the fly..... | ||
| DarkonZero | It was hard coming up with words. | |
| DarkonZero | I had a girl dancing to it. | |
| * Sentroid91 ponders making a spoof of the Bum Bum Song called the Bob Bob Song | ||
| Sentroid91 | Bob is on the gum... Bob is on the gum... | |
| DarkonZero | Bob is on the rail..... | |
| DarkonZero | Bob is on the rail..... | |
| * BobIshmael returns. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey Bob. | |
| Sentroid91 | "I hope they shoot the cannon at the Bob." | |
| BobIshmael | Please tell me you aren't going to the con, Sent. | |
| DarkonZero | You're the new topic. | |
| Sentroid91 | No. i'm not goint to the con, Bob. | |
| Sentroid91 | I have issues. Okay? | |
| BobIshmael | Phew. | |
| BobIshmael | So.. Con. | |
| BobIshmael | The one that Sent isn't going to. | |
| DarkonZero | HE'S GOT ISSUES AND HE'S GONNA PAY! | |
| IncMeltMan | I'm going to the con. | |
| * BobIshmael longs for the days when he was The Offspring's only fan. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm gonna be conned at the con. | |
| Sentroid91 | Maybe if there was a freakin con that wasn't in the middle of nowhere.. like say.... Javitz Convention Center in New York... I would go. | |
| * BobIshmael loads up Smash and listens to it. | ||
| IncMeltMan | I don't like the Offspring. | |
| BobIshmael | Have you heard any of their songs besides "Pretty Fly?" | |
| IncMeltMan | Yes. | |
| BobIshmael | Songs that aren't on Americana? | |
| IncMeltMan | Yes. | |
| BobIshmael | Well.. Um... Shut up. | |
| * BobIshmael sulks. | ||
| * Sentroid91 laughs at Bob's misfortune. | ||
| IncMeltMan | Like that "I Got a Girl" song.....I hate the lead singer's voice. | |
| DarkonZero | Everyone laugh at Bob. | |
| Sentroid91 | HA-HA! | |
| DarkonZero | HA HA! | |
| * BobIshmael basks in the attention. | ||
| Sentroid91 | "The Bob.... is all alone..." | |
| DarkonZero | Bob has ADD. | |
| BobIshmael | HEY! GOOD ONE! | |
| BobIshmael | Way to go, DZ! | |
| BobIshmael | High five! | |
| DarkonZero | I got the same thing. | |
| * DarkonZero high fives Bob! | ||
| BobIshmael | WHOO! | |
| DarkonZero | YEAH! | |
| * DeRaptor laughs at Bob...better late than never. | ||
| BobIshmael | Who's da mam? | |
| DarkonZero | You are! | |
| BobIshmael | No, you da mam! | |
| IncMeltMan | I haven't laughed at Bob yet, have I? | |
| Sentroid91 | Bob is the Burning Ma | |
| DarkonZero | No....you are...and it's gonna stay that way. | |
| BobIshmael | I don't think so, old mam! | |
| * Sentroid91 lights Bob on fire. | ||
| BobIshmael | You're going to be the mam and you're going to like it! | |
| DarkonZero | Sent.... | |
| DarkonZero | That's not funnt. | |
| DarkonZero | I was on fire once. | |
| BobIshmael | Now THAT was funny! | |
| Sentroid91 | "The Bob is on the cheeze... The Bob is on the cheeze... if I were lucky, he'd get a disease." | |
| IncMeltMan | "Awww...my Richard Pryor impression!" | |
| BobIshmael | What's this, backstabber? I offer to commit a felony, so you can go to the con and this is how you repay me. | |
| Sentroid91 | "The Bob is on the cat, The Bob is on the dog, The Bob is on the phone.... The Bob is all alone...." | |
| DarkonZero | I was in a pirahna tank at Sea World once..... | |
| IncMeltMan | Are you a pirahna? | |
| BobIshmael | That don't have pirahna tanks in Sea World. | |
| DarkonZero | They do to! | |
| BobIshmael | It's illegal, you see.. | |
| Sentroid91 | "The Bob is all alone, the Bob is all alone.... the Bob is all alone..... keep the poo on the Bob...... I wanna hear that cannon! No, not the loon! | |
| BobIshmael | So they have little animatronic piranhas. | |
| BobIshmael | No bull. I'm telling you the truth. | |
| IncMeltMan | So you're a little animatronic pirahna, DZ? | |
| Sentroid91 | Winston Cigarettes: No Bull | |
| BobIshmael | Look it up. | |
| DarkonZero | I was at a circus and the clown kidnapped me. | |
| BobIshmael | Clowns are anima- Wait. Nevermind. | |
| DarkonZero | They shoved me in the tiny car. | |
| Sentroid91 | Clowns have enemas. | |
| IncMeltMan | The Clown? Underemployed circus. | |
| BobIshmael | <moay> PLEASE,SEND YOUR LETTER TO ME | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> No, I don't think so. I hate you. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| DeRaptor | CLOWNS! AAAAAAAAAH! | |
| * DeRaptor hides. | ||
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| Sentroid91 | Sweedish | |
| DarkonZero | De's gone! | |
| DarkonZero | CELEBRATE! | |
| BobIshmael | YAY- I mean, awwww. | |
| Sentroid91 | wha? | |
| Sentroid91 | o | |
| IncMeltMan | Do we celebrate by chanting De? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes... | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| Sentroid91 | DE! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| * BobIshmael puts a Casio next to De's ear. | ||
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| * BobIshmael turns it on. | ||
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| BobIshmael | De! De! De! | |
| BobIshmael | De! De! De! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! DE! DE! | |
| * DeRaptor shreds Bob's face. | ||
| DarkonZero | DE! DE! DE! | |
| BobIshmael | OWWWW! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! DE! DE! | |
| Sentroid91 | "The DE! is all alone... the Bob... is all alone..." | |
| * DeRaptor shreds Darkon's face too. | ||
| BobIshmael | What the hell was that for? | |
| Sentroid91 | "The Bob is all alone, the Bob is all alone.... the Bob is all alone..... keep the poo on the Bob...... I wanna hear that cannon! No, not the loon! | |
| DarkonZero | OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! | |
| BobIshmael | I wanted that face!@ | |
| BobIshmael | I wanted that face! | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah De..GEEZ? | |
| BobIshmael | Sheesh, what a spaz. | |
| DarkonZero | Agh..... | |
| BobIshmael | De's off the trip now. | |
| * DeRaptor snarls. | ||
| BobIshmael | DZ, you're back on. | |
| DarkonZero | I've been back on. | |
| DeRaptor | So, I'll take the plane...and...oh. | |
| DarkonZero | De is all alone...... | |
| DeRaptor | DAMMIT! I wanna annoy DZ on the plane. :P | |
| DarkonZero | De likes me...see! | |
| BobIshmael | Looks like somebody shouldn't have ripped my face off. | |
| DarkonZero | But she just likes me to torment me. | |
| * IncMeltMan picks up some of Bob's face and tastes it. | ||
| IncMeltMan | Ewwwww...where has your face been? | |
| * BobIshmael thinks about what's in good taste. | ||
| DarkonZero | IMM....use it as a mask..... | |
| DeRaptor | No, I just want to torment you...or anybody who happens to be on the plane. | |
| BobIshmael | No... | |
| BobIshmael | I don't think I'll say anything. | |
| DarkonZero | De.... | |
| * IncMeltMan puts Bob's face on like a mask. | ||
| DarkonZero | You're stealing my ideas..... | |
| DarkonZero | GIVE THEM BACK! | |
| IncMeltMan | Hi, I'm BobIshmael and I'm stupid! | |
| * BobIshmael watches Chucko go all zany, ala that Stupid Jim Carrey movie. | ||
| DarkonZero | IMM....LOL! | |
| BobIshmael | Y'know... The one where he wore a mask. | |
| IncMeltMan | Noones dumber than me....BobIshmael!@ | |
| IncMeltMan | Noones dumber than me....BobIshmael! | |
| BobIshmael | He found the mask and he put the mask on. | |
| * DeRaptor steals Bob's face and puts it on a Jack Russell Terrier. | ||
| Sentroid91 | "The Bob is all alone, the Bob is all alone.... the Bob is all alone..... keep the poo on the Bob...... I wanna hear that cannon! No, not the loon!" | |
| BobIshmael | Y'know? | |
| Sentroid91 | "Can I hear the loon again?" | |
| IncMeltMan | Aw....I no longer have BobIshmael's face (I'm not BobIshmael anymore). | |
| DarkonZero | Someone...put Bob's face on your butt! | |
| DarkonZero | Wait...er.... | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh. | |
| DeRaptor | um....I'm not gonna do that. | |
| BobIshmael | Sheesh, I hate you all. I convince you all to go to the con and organize a roadtrip and this is how you all pay me back. | |
| IncMeltMan | That's kind of....opening up a whole new weird area. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.....we just mess..... | |
| Sentroid91 | My bum is on the Bob | |
| DarkonZero | SHEESH! | |
| * BobIshmael wipes a tear from his eye. | ||
| BobIshmael | Well, I'm very sensitive. | |
| DarkonZero | We lufe you Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | BURN IN HELL! | |
| Sentroid91 | oh yeah? and what about the rest of us? | |
| DarkonZero | I am..... | |
| BobIshmael | I mean... Thanks. | |
| IncMeltMan | BURN IN HELL! | |
| Sentroid91 | You think we're heartless beasts, or something. Ya big poo poo bum! | |
| DeRaptor | woah. | |
| * DarkonZero ponders on going to Hell again..... | ||
| BobIshmael | Sent, us? You're the only one I insult. | |
| DeRaptor | Bob, you really suck!...we love you. | |
| IncMeltMan | FEEL THE BURN IN HELL! | |
| * DarkonZero goes to Hell..... | ||
| BobIshmael | Because you're a conforming, wrestling fan who won't stop quoting Tom Green. | |
| Sentroid91 | Bob: Don't make me repeat myself. It won't be pertty | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZInHell | ||
| DZInHell | Hey..... | |
| Sentroid91 | oh yeah? and you're an Offspring fan | |
| DZInHell | I'm in Hell again.... | |
| DZInHell | Who do you want me to find this time? | |
| BobIshmael | Very observant of you Sent. Here, have a cookie. | |
| * IncMeltMan compares the Offspring and wrestling and Tom Green | ||
| BobIshmael | Find my watch, DZ. | |
| * IncMeltMan vomits | ||
| BobIshmael | I left it there last time. | |
| DZInHell | Bob.......I found it.....it's melted. | |
| BobIshmael | S'okay, just toss it up here. | |
| DZInHell | IMM's watch now..... | |
| BobIshmael | Chucko, have you at least heard Smash? | |
| Sentroid91 | "The watch is all alone...." | |
| IncMeltMan | I don't wear a watch. | |
| * DZInHell tosses the melted watch to Bob. | ||
| Sentroid91 | "The Bob..... is..... all alone.." | |
| * DeRaptor starts digging a hole. | ||
| * BobIshmael catches it. | ||
| IncMeltMan | I don't know what time it is. | |
| BobIshmael | OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! | |
| BobIshmael | OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! | |
| * BobIshmael watches the watches burn through his hand and fall back down to hell. | ||
| DZInHell | HEY! | |
| * IncMeltMan has not heard of Smash....but thinks they have to be better thanthe Offspring | ||
| DZInHell | I FOUND HERZOG! | |
| BobIshmael | Eep. Watch. | |
| BobIshmael | Smash, the Offspring album. | |
| BobIshmael | Eep?!! | |
| BobIshmael | Omigawd- | |
| BobIshmael | De, look what you've done to me! | |
| DeRaptor | Kill him, DZ. Painfully. | |
| * IncMeltMan smashes the offspring album. | ||
| Sentroid91 | DE! | |
| * DZInHell kills Herzog for De. | ||
| BobIshmael | Have you heard that album? | |
| BobIshmael | Anything on it? | |
| BobIshmael | Personally, it's the only I like. | |
| Sentroid91 | Smash..... Mouth? | |
| BobIshmael | Though, I do sort of like Exnay on the Hombre. | |
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| * DZInHell listens to a song called "Ending World" from Information Society. | ||
| IncMeltMan | I might have heard something on it...I don't pay much attention to the Offspring's albums because I don't like them. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, have you heard "Bad Habit?" | |
| DZInHell | No. | |
| Sentroid91 | I'm not too fond of them either | |
| BobIshmael | How would you know if you haven't heard any of their good songs? | |
| BobIshmael | Americana sucks hosewater. | |
| Sentroid91 | I have. And they're not all that good. | |
| BobIshmael | As does most of Exnay on the Hombre. | |
| * DZInHell comes back from Hell..... | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DZInHell is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| IncMeltMan | Oh....I've heard some of Exnay. | |
| * BobIshmael ponders forcing DZ to listen to a good song. | ||
| BobIshmael | Of The Offspring, that is. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....I gotta go for now my fellow death merchants.......I'll BBL. | |
| Sentroid91 | the ****Offspring | |
| BobIshmael | How later, old man? | |
| DarkonZero | I don't know....I'm old. | |
| DarkonZero | Later....... | |
| IncMeltMan | 85 | |
| DeRaptor | bye, DZ. | |
| BobIshmael | Adidas. | |
| IncMeltMan | Adios, DZ | |
| Sentroid91 | uh, bye | |
| BobIshmael | Sent: What? | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Thu Oct 07 23:35:44 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Thu Oct 07 23:54:25 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'HEEEEEEEEEELP!' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Thu Oct 07 21:22:57 | ||
| Raven-x | hello everyone | |
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| BobIshmael | WB DZ. | |
| Sentroid91 | Those are the kind of people that live on dirt roads in Kentucky with their parents, and wear only those shitty 3:16 t-shirts that everyone wears. | |
| BobIshmael | Raven. | |
| IncMeltMan | Heya DZ and R-x | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks..... | |
| Sentroid91 | 'lo Raven | |
| DarkonZero | RAVEN! | |
| Raven-x | did anyone in here see the Mitchel episode? | |
| IncMeltMan | Sent: Those kind of people are my neighbors. | |
| BobIshmael | No, this are 13-19 kids that walk around this gawd-forsaken city. | |
| BobIshmael | Trendy poseurs. | |
| Sentroid91 | Ironf is your neighbor, Melt? | |
| BobIshmael | Like.. *ahem*... Biff. | |
| Sentroid91 | Tannen? | |
| Raven-x | cause I wanted to know if Joe Don Baker really did pick up a 6 pack with his toes | |
| IncMeltMan | Well...except Va, instead of Kentucky...but you got the rest to a tee | |
| DeRaptor | I think so, Rave. Although it's been a while since I've seen that. | |
| DeRaptor | The movie hurts so. | |
| Raven-x | what is next Joe Don Baker opening up a Beer Can with his tongue? | |
| Sentroid91 | There's alot I forgot to mention in that sentence, though. For instance there odors, and the fact that all they do, 24/7 is live, eat, and breathe wrestling. | |
| DeRaptor | DON'T ever mention JDB's tongue again, please. | |
| Sentroid91 | These are the people who write the articles on 1wrestling.com | |
| Raven-x | heh | |
| Sentroid91 | not me. | |
| * IncMeltMan wonders if JDB is a wrestling fan. | ||
| DarkonZero | Please support the "Kill Joe Don Baker Foundation"......... | |
| Raven-x | most people who love to watch wrestling are stupid hick rednecks from across the country | |
| Sentroid91 | I mean, do you think if I were that obsessive about wrestling that I would even be in here?! | |
| Raven-x | heh | |
| Sentroid91 | hmm, now the bastard wont even talk to me. | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, I'm so glad you heard what I said. | |
| Raven-x | are you in a wrestling chan right now? | |
| Sentroid91 | no, i'm not | |
| Raven-x | oh ok | |
| BobIshmael | "No, these [wrestling fans] are 13-19 kids that walk around this gawd-forsaken city." | |
| DeRaptor | Have you ever been in a wrestling chat room? | |
| Sentroid91 | nope. | |
| DarkonZero | TNT has one..... | |
| DarkonZero | TNT has a chat server.....that's how I found out. | |
| * IncMeltMan fears the idea of a wrestling chat room. | ||
| Sentroid91 | in other words, your point has nothing to do with me. | |
| BobIshmael | Constantly, I see some idiot kid wearing some damn shirt that says "Suck it" or some other witty slogan. | |
| Raven-x | you know what I used to do, but I stoped for some reason, I'd tape wrestling then watch it in reverse, I'm tellin you it is so hillarious it hurts trying to laugh | |
| Sentroid91 | besides the fact that you didn't even specify which gawd-forsaken city | |
| DarkonZero | I make fun of wrestling constantly at work. | |
| BobIshmael | No, because I'm paranoid. | |
| Raven-x | I draw wrestling comics | |
| * DeRaptor ponders sending large angry dinosaurians into a live wrestling match... | ||
| Sentroid91 | I would say Atlanta | |
| BobIshmael | I have an unlisted number, but I'm not going to give you a hint as to which city I live in. | |
| Sentroid91 | Ted Turner-ville has the most obsessive wrestling fans | |
| IncMeltMan | Do you think there's a really important underlying message behind "Suck it". | |
| Raven-x | hehehehe | |
| Sentroid91 | no, not at all. | |
| Sentroid91 | i'd rather just use my own words and say "Blow me." | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, Chucko, it's "I'm a fat loser with no life or girlfriend. Please beat me up." | |
| Raven-x | they should make amovie about Ted Turner Ville, be another TNT original classic emmy award nominated piece of crap | |
| IncMeltMan | You forgot filthy and illiterate, Bob | |
| Raven-x | oh and hairy | |
| DarkonZero | Was redneck mentioned? | |
| IncMeltMan | Yeah. | |
| Sentroid91 | and a derilict | |
| Raven-x | and smelly | |
| BobIshmael | Well, I'm talking about the pre-pubescent fans I'm surrounded by everyday of my life. | |
| BobIshmael | They won't leave me alone. | |
| DeRaptor | And microcepalic? | |
| Raven-x | oh yeah, I feel sorry for them | |
| Raven-x | the ones that have the dolls and the sleeping bags that say Austin 3:16 | |
| Raven-x | ? | |
| Sentroid91 | But it just bothers me that Bob has to razz me, because I said I was a fan. | |
| DeRaptor | Bob's just like that. | |
| BobIshmael | I don't "razz" you, I almost literally hate you for it. | |
| DeRaptor | And he sucks, too. | |
| BobIshmael | Of course, De. | |
| Raven-x | hehehe | |
| DeRaptor | But we love him. Apparently. | |
| DarkonZero | That guy Saturn......one of my co-workers....he's 20 and he's a Rock fan..........we make fun of him cause of that fact. | |
| Raven-x | geesh Bob | |
| BobIshmael | I never said I didn't suck. | |
| Sentroid91 | I don't even watch it that often. I didn't even get a chance to watch it tonight. But you won't see my comitting hari cari. | |
| BobIshmael | No, De, none of you love me. I've just convinced you all that you do. | |
| IncMeltMan | Yeah....Bob's an idiot...but he's our idiot. | |
| Sentroid91 | or whatever the hell that name is. | |
| Raven-x | geesh now Bob is basically telling Sent to "Suck It" | |
| DarkonZero | LOL! | |
| Sentroid91 | Fine then, Bob can join the ranks of us Morons and become Moron #9 | |
| BobIshmael | What? | |
| Sentroid91 | I'm sure that guy would be pleased. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey....I'm the only moron here....REMEMBER THAT! | |
| Sentroid91 | no... that guy refers to me as Moron #8 | |
| Sentroid91 | you can be #9 if you want | |
| Raven-x | I still want to see Paralized wrestling | |
| Sentroid91 | then Bob can be #10 | |
| * BobIshmael reads off his list of Things That Sent Does That Enrages Bob. | ||
| DeRaptor | Can I be #11? | |
| DarkonZero | I'M #1! | |
| BobIshmael | #1. Is a wrestling fan.. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
| Sentroid91 | yeah. and that's another thing. My aunt said that one of the wrestlers became paralysed, but I don't even know who. | |
| DarkonZero | AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! | |
| BobIshmael | #2. Constantly talks about TS, even though we move here to avoid talking about him.. | |
| Raven-x | how about Wheelchair wrestling, now that is funny | |
| BobIshmael | And #3: He constantly quotes Tom Green.. | |
| BobIshmael | Or UCB.. | |
| IncMeltMan | Sent: Quite a few of them, I think | |
| BobIshmael | Or The Jeffersons.. | |
| BobIshmael | End of list. | |
| Sentroid91 | ok then. let me do one now. | |
| BobIshmael | So, if you'd just stop doing those three things, I wouldn't hate you. | |
| BobIshmael | By all means, moron. | |
| Raven-x | hehehe | |
| BobIshmael | I mean, Sent. | |
| Sentroid91 | #1; Insults and holds all 3 against me and razzes me constantly, even though no one here gives a rat's ass/ | |
| * DarkonZero gets has nausea set in and goes into THE LIMBO...... | ||
| * DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
| Session Close: Fri Oct 08 00:06:54 1999 | ||
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