Session Start: Wed Oct 06 18:21:09 1999 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is 'All who hate IRC please come in so we can blast yer brains against the wall!' | ||
*** Set by DarKrow on Wed Oct 06 16:58:47 | ||
S9-Sentry | Hello, DarkonZero. | |
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-S9-Sentry- Hello, DarkonZero and welcome to #Deep13. Type @commands to see all of my functions. | ||
DarkonZero | Awww....DAMN! | |
Greidanus | what? | |
DarkonZero | Bot central. | |
Bozarth | Hey...You get much of that drawing done | |
DarkonZero | Boz... | |
Bozarth | that's me | |
DarKrow | Hey DZ! | |
DarkonZero | Sorry man...I didn't get started.....I've been busy. | |
DarkonZero | With work and all. | |
Bozarth | ok | |
DarkonZero | I'll draw it...don't worry. | |
DarkonZero | DK! | |
DarKrow | DZ! | |
Sentroid91 | Lodd's in #timetrax | |
DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
DarKrow | Here?! | |
Sentroid91 | yes, here | |
Sentroid91 | nope, not anymore | |
Greidanus | yeah, he msg-ed me a minute ago | |
* S9-Sentry goes to scifi to find the jerk | ||
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DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
DarkonZero | The ever going Lodo conflict continues.... | |
DarKrow | grrr | |
Bozarth | lordy | |
DarkonZero | DK...you ok? | |
Sentroid91 | yu[ | |
Sentroid91 | yup | |
Cal-Crowe | I'll brb | |
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DarkonZero | You sound ticked? | |
Sentroid91 | but now i'm actually adding fuel to the fire.... and I love it! | |
DarKrow | a bit | |
Sentroid91 | -> [Lodovik] BIATCH | |
DarKrow | I can't stand Lodo coming to our server | |
DarkonZero | Sent......you're gettin' your sweet revenge/ | |
Sentroid91 | well, we could all complain to SeaStormm and have him banned | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
Bozarth | yeah...bring her in here | |
Sentroid91 | DarKrow can do that. | |
Sentroid91 | I'm not good with IRCops | |
DarKrow | I don't wanna | |
DarKrow | it's fun bothering him | |
Goku | I will! | |
Sentroid91 | well someone shoul | |
Sentroid91 | d | |
Sentroid91 | ok | |
Sentroid91 | crap, she's not on | |
Goku | Callipy didn't put my info up yet :( | |
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IncMeltMan | Hello. | |
DarKrow | Hey Melty! | |
DarKrow | Clean yerself up... you're leaving trails again | |
IncMeltMan | Happy trails? | |
DarKrow | no, sticky, bloody ones | |
Sentroid91 | Goku: Try #Oasis | |
Sentroid91 | There are two official help channels present on StarLink. #Channels is the | |
Sentroid91 | official home of CService Staff, the people who help register channels and | |
Sentroid91 | handle problems with StarBot and his commands. #Oasis is the home of the IRC | |
Sentroid91 | operators who are the people responsible for maintaining servers or other parts | |
Sentroid91 | of the StarLink network. Contrary to popular opinion, IRCops are not the police | |
Sentroid91 | of the net, although part of their function is to eliminate individuals and | |
DarkonZero | IMM! | |
Sentroid91 | activities which threaten the cont | |
Sentroid91 | tinuity of the network. | |
IncMeltMan | Hi! | |
Greidanus | hi!!! | |
Sentroid91 | 'lo | |
DarKrow | Found Happiest Days! | |
DarKrow | yes! | |
DarkonZero | I went #Oasis to get Mars back went someone kicked it. | |
DarkonZero | Well.... | |
DarkonZero | Moving on.... | |
Sentroid91 | Darkon: Huh? | |
Sentroid91 | <DarkonZero> I went #Oasis to get Mars back went someone kicked it. | |
DarkonZero | Nothing..... | |
Greidanus | sorry guys, gtg | |
Greidanus | cya, ciao | |
DarkonZero | Someone one day kicked Mars out. | |
DarKrow | byes | |
Sentroid91 | k, c-ya Greid | |
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DarkonZero | Again.... | |
DarkonZero | Someone one day de-oped and kicked Mars out. | |
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DarkonZero | CC! | |
* Cal-Crowe suddenly appears | ||
DarKrow | WB | |
Cal-Crowe | Im back! | |
DarkonZero | No...you're not. | |
Cal-Crowe | I"M BACK! LOOK! | |
DarkonZero | No...you're not. | |
DarKrow | 1:JOIN:#Deep13:if $nick == $me then /ops | |
Sentroid91 | well... is someone going to ask someone in #Oasis to come in here and speak to all of us? | |
Cal-Crowe | I just teleported here, isn't that impressive? | |
DarKrow | What's wrong with that | |
DarKrow | What1:JOIN:#Deep13:if $nick == $me then /ops | |
DarKrow | What's wrong with this 1:JOIN:#Deep13:if $nick == $me then /ops | |
DarKrow | this script | |
DarKrow | the /ops is an alias | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
* Cal-Crowe sips his tea | ||
Sentroid91 | well... is someone going to ask someone in #Oasis to come in here and speak to all of us? | |
* DarkonZero sees CC sip pee. | ||
DarKrow | Has anyone seen Loc latly | |
DarKrow | No, sent | |
DarKrow | Has anyone seen Loc lately? | |
Cal-Crowe | SCRIPTOS: The Scripts of Fate | |
Cal-Crowe | DZ! | |
DarkonZero | Loc was on last night. | |
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Cal-Crowe | You son of a ! | |
Cal-Crowe | Cam! | |
DarKrow | Hey Cam! | |
Sentroid91 | kripes, do I have to do everything?! | |
DarkonZero | CAM! | |
Cal-Crowe | I gotta go | |
TheCambot | Son of a Cam? | |
Cal-Crowe | bye | |
IncMeltMan | Cambot is here! hello and huzzah! | |
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DarKrow | What's wrong with this script! 1:JOIN:#Deep13:if $nick == $me then /ops | |
DarKrow | HELP ME! | |
DarKrow | ^*@#(@#^($#&*()@#^*# | |
DarKrow | PPL?! | |
DarkonZero | DK....what are you trying to find out? | |
DarKrow | Why my script don't work | |
Sentroid91 | hmm, i'm in #Oasis waiting, and Lodovik pops in and out | |
DarKrow | watch | |
DarKrow | BRB | |
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DarKrow | .... | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
DarKrow | It's supposed to auto-op me | |
DarKrow | I don't work | |
DarKrow | the Alias works | |
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow | ||
DarKrow | but the remote doesn't | |
DarkonZero | You might need the alias..... | |
DarkonZero | Or I'm a dunce. | |
Sentroid91 | he's in #timetrax again | |
DarKrow | so what did I type wrong | |
DarKrow | f*ck him | |
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DarKrow | 1:JOIN:#Deep13:if $nick == $me then /ops | |
Sentroid91 | anyone want to help me ridicule Lodovik in #timetrax? | |
DarKrow | f*ck him | |
DarkonZero | Put a space bewteen the : and if. | |
Sentroid91 | I'm not talking to you, DK. i'm talking to everyone else | |
DarkonZero | DK...scratch that..... | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
Goku | 1:JOIN:#Deep13:if ($nick == $me) /ops | |
Goku | that | |
DarKrow | BRB | |
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DarKrow | ... | |
Goku | I am a master scripter!!! | |
DarKrow | well | |
Goku | did you put what I put? | |
* DarkonZero wishes he studied his mIRC FAQ. | ||
DarKrow | Lemme try removing the alias and doing an action | |
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DarKrow | nopers | |
Goku | type /ops | |
TheCambot | I am a master b--NOOOOOO, CAM, NOOOOO! | |
Sentroid91 | type /join #timetrax | |
IncMeltMan | Cam's multiple personalities kick in. | |
Bozarth | you wack it | |
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow | ||
IncMeltMan | wack what? | |
DarKrow | The alias works | |
Goku | ok | |
DarKrow | it's the remote | |
Bozarth | little cam | |
Goku | on 1:JOIN:#Deep13:if ($nick == $me) /ops | |
Goku | put that! | |
IncMeltMan | I do!?!? | |
Bozarth | That's how we gwt ops? | |
Bozarth | get | |
Goku | no | |
DarKrow | ... | |
DarKrow | ok | |
DarKrow | BRB | |
IncMeltMan | word | |
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Bozarth | damn | |
DarKrow | nope | |
Goku | he has an alias /op /msg Mars (his password) /msg Mars op DarKrow | |
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow | ||
Goku | what level are you? | |
Goku | on *:JOIN:#Deep13:if ($nick == $me) /ops | |
Goku | put that | |
DarKrow | I have no levels | |
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DarKrow | YES! | |
DarKrow | THANK YOU! | |
DarkonZero | There ya go. | |
Goku | hehe | |
* DarKrow tinkers with his remote | ||
DarkonZero | I stink at scripting. | |
DarkonZero | Though I'm still learning. | |
DarkonZero | POO! | |
DarKrow | BRB | |
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DarKrow | 4,1A small black bird enters thru a hole from Shadow Ream into #Deep13 | |
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow | ||
DarKrow | YES! | |
Goku | hehe | |
Bozarth | Ream? | |
DarKrow | BRB again | |
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DarKrow | 1,4A small black bird enters thru a hole from the Shadow Realm into #Deep13 | |
DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow | ||
DarKrow | One more thing | |
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* Sentroid91 falls asleep from boredom | ||
DarKrow | There | |
DarKrow | 1,4A small black bird enters thru a hole from the Shadow Realm into #Deep13 | |
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow | ||
DarKrow | Boldface | |
* Goku uses hot keys | ||
DarKrow | Thankee Mars | |
Goku | use hotkeys DK | |
DarKrow | wha? | |
Sentroid91 | <DarKrow> f*ck the script | |
DarKrow | I only have 5.5 | |
DarKrow | I don't think it has hotkeys | |
Goku | /F1 /msg mars auth #(channel) (password) | /msg mars op #(channel) (Name) | |
Sentroid91 | <DarKrow> f*ck the hotkeys | |
Goku | put that | |
Goku | amd fill all that stuff in | |
Goku | then press F1 | |
Goku | and be op'd | |
DarKrow | the alias is fine | |
Goku | easier to make it a hotkey | |
DarKrow | I'm fine | |
DarKrow | I got my script | |
Goku | I have F1-F6 as mine | |
* IncMeltMan will leave now, but will return in the future, and his return will take place in a time that is similar to now but later than now and less current than now. | ||
IncMeltMan | Adios. | |
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DarkonZero | Bye. | |
DarkonZero | d'oh! | |
* DarkonZero wonders if Boz is dead......and pokes Boz with a stick. | ||
* Bozarth doesn't move | ||
DarkonZero | Damn.... | |
DarkonZero | We got to bury him. | |
* DarkonZero goes to get shovels...... | ||
TheCambot | I don't use shovels for digging anymore. | |
* DarkonZero comes back with shovels....and hands them out to non-dead people. | ||
TheCambot | Not since a certain movie. | |
DarkonZero | USE IT! | |
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DarkonZero | Damn.... | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | I'll do it myself. | |
* Bozarth 's eye rolls out of his head | ||
* DarkonZero starts to dig.... | ||
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Sentroid91 | the hell was that? | |
DarkonZero | Was what? | |
Sentroid91 | I pressed F2, and something called Panic Mode came up | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
Sentroid91 | - | |
Sentroid91 | *** Parting all channels... | |
Sentroid91 | - | |
Sentroid91 | *** Added *!*@* to ignore list | |
Sentroid91 | - | |
Sentroid91 | PANIC MODE ACCTIVATED | |
Sentroid91 | PANIC mode has been activated! To deactivate, reconnect or hit F3. (regular IRC use will be impaired until deactivation) | |
Sentroid91 | - | |
Sentroid91 | *** Ignore is OFF | |
Sentroid91 | - | |
* Bozarth 's eye socket starts leaking blue gunk | ||
Sentroid91 | -={ Panic Mode Deactivated }=- | |
DarKrow | hmmm | |
TheCambot | VanityRain: Hey gorgeous. | |
TheCambot | ktrawson: thank you john, but I don't think you're talking to me. | |
TheCambot | ktrawson: Katie's mom | |
TheCambot | VanityRain: I was so. | |
TheCambot | ktrawson: what a flatterer. | |
TheCambot | DAH! | |
DarKrow | I don't have Panic Mode | |
TheCambot | I didn't mean to do that, but it's funny anyway. | |
TheCambot | Stupid, stupid computer. | |
DarkonZero | Cam has a new love interest..... | |
DarkonZero | Katie's mom. | |
TheCambot | Oh, burn in hell. | |
DarkonZero | I will. | |
* Bozarth 's dead dody starts melting | ||
* DarkonZero goes and shovels up Boz....and puts him into the shallow grave. | ||
TheCambot | Huh. | |
*** superspy is on IRC | ||
DarkonZero | SPY! | |
* Bozarth slurps as it rolls off the shovel | ||
DarkonZero | Damn.... | |
DarkonZero | Too early again. | |
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DarkonZero | The notify list is good..... | |
DarkonZero | Awww.... | |
DarkonZero | Spy left. | |
* Bozarth starts to regenerate to his original state | ||
DarkonZero | Of Oregon. | |
TheCambot | Nice one, DZ. | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
DarkonZero | I know. | |
TheCambot | HIGH FIVE! Oh...wait...no. | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"My Hero"4,1 | ||
* Bozarth 14.oO{Where am I? Underground? Did I die, melt and get shoveled into a shallow grave.....AGAIN?...} | ||
DarkonZero | Cam.....you still like those Maytags? | |
* DarKrow drags his ass on Boz's grave | ||
TheCambot | Maytags? What? Oh. That. | |
* Bozarth 14.oO{Is someone draggind their ass on my grave?} | ||
TheCambot | I sung "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" on his voice mail last night. | |
TheCambot | Don't know what I'll do tonight. | |
DarkonZero | I know.... | |
* DarKrow urinates on Boz's grave | ||
DarkonZero | Cam.... | |
TheCambot | Maybe just plain "Lucy in the SKy." | |
DarkonZero | Bob said not to call the number. | |
* Bozarth 14.oO{The roof is leaking} | ||
TheCambot | Sure. | |
DarkonZero | He did. | |
TheCambot | Sure. | |
DarkonZero | Seriously. | |
TheCambot | Sure. | |
* DarKrow burns a bag of dog poopie on Boz's grave | ||
DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
DarkonZero | have it your way....BURGER KING! | |
TheCambot | Why would he say such a thing? | |
DarkonZero | Cause his VMB minutes are running low. | |
Sentroid91 | Running low? | |
DarKrow | GTG | |
DarkonZero | He has 2 other numbers...but they are long distance. | |
DarKrow | Bye All | |
Sentroid91 | They can't run low. It's the Library of Congress | |
DarkonZero | ..... | |
DarkonZero | Bye DK! | |
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TheCambot | Oh... | |
Sentroid91 | *** Now talking in #TimeTrax | |
Sentroid91 | <TPGoddess> Hello | |
Sentroid91 | <Lodovik> Hi. | |
Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> hello | |
Sentroid91 | <TPGoddess> Are you folks Time Trax fans? | |
Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> actually, i'm not too fond of the show. I'm just following him, because he's a bastard. | |
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TheCambot | I didn't know it was done by minutes. I just call and waste time. | |
TheCambot | If he had told me... | |
TheCambot | I could have done shorter messages. | |
Bozarth | Where is Bob? | |
Sentroid91 | <Lodovik> I am a fan | |
Sentroid91 | <Lodovik> Yeah this jerk Sentrod or whatever his name is, wont leave me alone. | |
Sentroid91 | <Lodovik> Im thinking about reporting him. | |
Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> heh | |
Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> If i'm bothering you, why don't you go back to your own server? | |
Sentroid91 | <Lodovik> There, he's on ignore. | |
Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> heh, right | |
Sentroid91 | <Lodovik> So you like the show, TPG? | |
[SOUND] | ||
[SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | <visualmode> Good heavens! Full house! | |
Sentroid91 | <TerBear> Hi, visual! | |
Sentroid91 | <visualmode> Hey there, TBear! | |
TheCambot | Uh...turn it up, turn it down. | |
TheCambot | Turn it up when the cold brings you down. | |
TheCambot | When the heat bothers you, turn it dooooown. | |
Sentroid91 | <Lodovik> Yes, I used to come here but I think it was 2 or 3 years ago and only now and then | |
Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> heh. | |
Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> I used to come here when I was an embryo, | |
[SOUND] | ||
[SOUND] | ||
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DarkonZero | Sent.....you and Frank Stallone.... | |
DarkonZero | Ugh. | |
Sentroid91 | what? | |
DarkonZero | The message you left. | |
DarkonZero | For Bob. | |
Sentroid91 | gah! He recorded it?! SEND, SEND!!! | |
Bozarth | Did he record my message? | |
DarkonZero | Boz.... | |
DarkonZero | What did you do? | |
Bozarth | I said "Go to hell, bob?" | |
DarkonZero | Ah.... | |
DarkonZero | #4 | |
TheCambot | Did he record my Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds? | |
[SOUND] | ||
Bozarth | and I did a robot voice that kept skipping | |
DarkonZero | <Bozarth> You don't work at the Library of the Congress you ninnyhammer. Go to hell, BAHB! | |
Sentroid91 | <Lodovik> How come nobody's saying anything? | |
Sentroid91 | <visualmode> Are you a Dale Midkiff/Time Trax fan, Lodovik? | |
Sentroid91 | <visualmode> Sentroid91? | |
Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> Yes? | |
Sentroid91 | <Lodovik> Yes, vis | |
Bozarth | can I have my sounds? | |
Sentroid91 | <visualmode> Are you a Dale Midkiff/Time Trax fan, Sentroid? | |
Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> not really | |
Sentroid91 | <visualmode> Did you think this room was for music fans? That sometimes happens when the word Trax is used. | |
Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> Actually i'm just here to hang out with my buddy Lodovik. | |
Sentroid91 | <Lodovik> In fact he's been bugging me a lot tonight.... | |
[Bozarth SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | <visualmode> About what, Lodovik? | |
Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> We're both from scifi.com's server, we thought we might come here tonight. | |
DarkonZero | <Bozarth> You don't work at the Library of the Congress you ninnyhammer. Go to hell, BAHB! | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | oh, it's goofy! | |
Bozarth | I'm midwestern...what do you expect? | |
DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
[Bozarth SOUND] | ||
Bozarth | bahb? | |
[SOUND] | ||
TheCambot | Bib? | |
Bozarth | did he record the robot voice? | |
DarkonZero | #5 is heavy breathing...... | |
Sentroid91 | send me some of the other sounds, please. | |
DarkonZero | And TV sounds. | |
Bozarth | Yeah, me too | |
TheCambot | Did...he...record...my...song? | |
DarkonZero | Hold on...GEEZ! | |
Sentroid91 | 1, 3, 4,& 5 .wav to be exact | |
DarkonZero | There are 15. | |
DarkonZero | #10 is me again. | |
Bozarth | yeah! I want 1,2,3,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,etc. | |
DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
TheCambot | DID HE RECORD MY SONG?!?!?!?! | |
DarkonZero | Let me send them one person at a time....Boz you first.....what have I sent you so far? | |
DarkonZero | CAM! | |
DarkonZero | SHUT UP! | |
Bozarth | 4 | |
DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
Bozarth | LOL | |
DarkonZero | Boz....only #4 or just 4 sounds? | |
TheCambot | DID HE RECORD MY SONG?!?!?!?! | |
DarkonZero | CAM! | |
TheCambot | DID HE RECORD MY SONG?!?!?!?! | |
DarkonZero | SHUT UP! | |
TheCambot | Pluh. | |
DarkonZero | Cam... | |
DarkonZero | You're not getting it. | |
TheCambot | DZ... | |
Bozarth | He hates you | |
TheCambot | I know. | |
* TheCambot weeps. | ||
Sentroid91 | <Lodovik> In fact he's been bugging me a lot tonight.... | |
Sentroid91 | <visualmode> About what, Lodovik? | |
Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> We're both from scifi.com's server, we thought we might come here tonight. | |
Sentroid91 | heh | |
Bozarth | YAY! Darkon likes me bestest | |
*** Mars sets mode: +o Sentroid91 | ||
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*** Attempting to rejoin... | ||
*** Bozarth is on IRC | ||
*** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
*** Goku is on IRC | ||
*** Sentroid91 is on IRC | ||
*** TheCambot is on IRC | ||
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*** Topic is 'All who hate IRC please come in so we can blast yer brains against the wall!' | ||
*** Set by DarKrow on Wed Oct 06 16:58:47 | ||
[Bozarth SOUND] | ||
Bozarth | who's this? | |
DarkonZero | I have no idea. | |
Bozarth | what was that? | |
[Bozarth SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | No wonder I got disconnected..... | |
TheCambot | What are they saying? Maybe it's me. | |
DarkonZero | I'm doing a mass DCC. | |
TheCambot | I sure hope so. | |
Bozarth | eerrrrrr eerrrrr | |
DarkonZero | Boz.....did you get anty other DCC things? | |
DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
Bozarth | just 1, 10, 11 | |
DarkonZero | Ok.....tell me which numbers you got? | |
[Bozarth SOUND] | ||
* Pump DCC up to 1215752191 bytes | ||
Bozarth | THERE IT IS!!! | |
Bozarth | That's me | |
DarkonZero | You're voice is breaking up. | |
Bozarth | It's a robot voice | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
DarkonZero | But it was like you were struggling. | |
Bozarth | I suck in air and talk | |
DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
Bozarth | don't you dare take that out of context | |
* Pump DCC up to 999999999 bytes | ||
Sentroid91 | well, Lodovik stopped talking in #timetrax..... I think it has something to do with the fact that MST-HomeGame is riffing now. | |
DarkonZero | Ok...you got 1,4,10,11...Boz? | |
Bozarth | yes | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
Bozarth | ay carumba | |
Bozarth | I'm sending what I got to Cam | |
Bozarth | after i get it | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | I hate Cam... | |
Sentroid91 | and after I get them | |
DarkonZero | The loud-ass | |
Bozarth | lots of DCCs | |
DarkonZero | Yup... | |
Sentroid91 | we all do, DZ... we all do. | |
TheCambot | Hmph. | |
TheCambot | BRB. | |
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Sentroid91 | hmm.. I wonder where he went? | |
Bozarth | to the can? | |
Sentroid91 | Could he have gone back to his washing machine? | |
Sentroid91 | That washes clothing? | |
Bozarth | LOL | |
DarkonZero | Oh...the Maytag. | |
Bozarth | It vibrates | |
Sentroid91 | heh | |
DarkonZero | Boz...you hearing this? | |
Bozarth | Cam is easily amused | |
Bozarth | what? | |
DarkonZero | The sound? | |
Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> Cam. Go back to f**king your washing machine..... which washes clothing. | |
DarkonZero | You hear it.... | |
Bozarth | noooo | |
DarkonZero | I thought you had 10. | |
DarkonZero | #10 | |
Bozarth | hmm | |
DarkonZero | What the hell.... | |
[Bozarth SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Sent...what are you doing? | |
DarkonZero | That was Raven. | |
Bozarth | what the helll was that? | |
DarkonZero | That was Raven. | |
Sentroid91 | i'm requesting sounds, since nobody's sending them to me | |
TheCambot | Uh...yeah. | |
[Bozarth SOUND] | ||
TheCambot | Dryer's done. | |
Sentroid91 | Gee, I wonder why? | |
DarkonZero | Sorry Sent. | |
Bozarth | what the heck? | |
[SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | that's ok | |
Bozarth | DZ, you need to call the VMB and say "What do you think, sirs?" | |
DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
DarkonZero | I might. | |
Bozarth | you sound like joel....a lot | |
DarkonZero | I do? | |
[Bozarth SOUND] | ||
Bozarth | yeah | |
[Bozarth SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
TheCambot | SPLURGE. | |
Bozarth | who is this? | |
DarkonZero | Never heard that before....me sound like Joel...NAWWWW. | |
Sentroid91 | heheh | |
[Bozarth SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Boz....what one? | |
Bozarth | this does sound like joel | |
Bozarth | lame.wav | |
DarkonZero | That's me. | |
[Bozarth SOUND] | ||
Bozarth | 77777? | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
TheCambot | If you enunciate the "el" in Joel, you can sing about him to the tune of "Noel. | |
TheCambot | Jooo-el, Jooo-el... | |
TheCambot | Uh...yeah. | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | I said a lot of 7's..... | |
Bozarth | this should have been 7.wav | |
Bozarth | what am I reporting? | |
* DarkonZero is scared that the mouse cursor move off screen by itself. | ||
Bozarth | ah...hm....ah...hmm | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | hmm | |
DarkonZero | (Dragging on) | |
Sentroid91 | ha! | |
[Bozarth SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | I got 1.wav?! | |
Bozarth | AAH!!! it's twice! | |
[Bozarth SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | kripes, i'm honored | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
Bozarth | who's this? | |
DarkonZero | Which one? | |
Sentroid91 | uhm... I have no idea, Boz... | |
Bozarth | the one now | |
DarkonZero | 3 is De. | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Bozarth | 15.wav | |
DarkonZero | De actually sang..... | |
Sentroid91 | criminy are all of these from the same person?! | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | That's Raven..... | |
[Bozarth SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | ok, who the hell.. oh | |
Sentroid91 | What an odd person | |
TheCambot | Has there been a sound of someone singing "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds" yet? Huh? Huh? | |
Bozarth | what the hell? | |
[SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Sent.... | |
Sentroid91 | yes? | |
DarkonZero | What the hell was with the weird noises..... | |
DarkonZero | Then the Jeffersons.... | |
Sentroid91 | hmm | |
Sentroid91 | Did that one end with someone saying WHEEZY?! | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
Bozarth | resend 3.wav | |
Sentroid91 | oh | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Bozarth | that's me | |
DarkonZero | BAHB! | |
DarkonZero | Boz.....you didn't even pause.... | |
Bozarth | so? | |
DarkonZero | You just went straight to "Go to...". | |
Bozarth | it was a quick call | |
Bozarth | I'll make long stuff later | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | DE! | |
DarkonZero | SINGING! | |
DarkonZero | AGH! | |
DarkonZero | Ok...she sounds decent. | |
Sentroid91 | gah! LAG! | |
[Bozarth SOUND] | ||
Bozarth | push? | |
DarkonZero | That's Sent. | |
Bozarth | push push push puuuuuuuusshhh | |
Sentroid91 | most of them are me | |
Sentroid91 | 1 & 2 are me | |
DarkonZero | I have 4 messages to Bob. | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Total. | |
Bozarth | what the hell | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Goku | QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ | |
Goku | I LIKE Q! | |
DarkonZero | KU!?!! | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Goku | hehe | |
DarkonZero | KU... | |
Goku | Q in SPanish | |
Goku | KU! | |
* Bozarth sound 1.wav | ||
[Bozarth SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Change your nick to GoQ. | |
Sentroid91 | that was me too | |
[Bozarth SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | and that's me | |
DarkonZero | Sent...you're quite whiny. | |
DarkonZero | Sounding.... | |
DarkonZero | Whiny sounding.... | |
Sentroid91 | my voice gets distored on the phone. | |
Bozarth | See my new Frank Stallone album uh-huh-huh-huh | |
Sentroid91 | Lord knows why | |
Sentroid91 | must be sinuses | |
DarkonZero | I sound like my older brother..... | |
[Bozarth SOUND] | ||
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Bozarth | de? | |
Sentroid91 | ooh... that was me too | |
DarkonZero | Boz....seriously.....I should call and say "What do you think, sirs?" | |
Bozarth | Cause you sound like Joel | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | I will do. | |
Bozarth | De's lyrics are like a Beck song | |
[Bozarth SOUND] | ||
Bozarth | uh-oh | |
DarkonZero | That's Cam. | |
Bozarth | who's this? | |
Sentroid91 | LOL | |
DarkonZero | Or it's Raven. | |
Sentroid91 | Raging Ass, on the Man SHow | |
Bozarth | what's he talking about? | |
DarkonZero | Wait...it's Cam. | |
DarkonZero | Cam just rambles.... | |
DarkonZero | Cam is talking about Manny! | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
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DarkonZero | Uh-oh. | |
TheCambot | Huh? | |
DarkonZero | Cam... | |
DarkonZero | You | |
TheCambot | Manny? What? | |
DarkonZero | Are | |
TheCambot | Oh! | |
DarkonZero | Strange. | |
TheCambot | I remember. | |
*** Bozarth is on IRC | ||
*** Bozarth has joined #Deep13 | ||
DarkonZero | BOZ! | |
DarkonZero | WB! | |
DarkonZero | Boz got flooded. | |
Bozarth | accept the stuff cam | |
[SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Velveta? | |
DarkonZero | Oh...that's spy. | |
DarkonZero | Spy is talking about orange juice. | |
Bozarth | wow..he's lonely | |
Bozarth | j/k | |
DarkonZero | Who is? | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
[SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
[SOUND] | ||
Bozarth | MASTURBAING WITH IT! | |
DarkonZero | Boz is honored with 13. | |
Bozarth | boing! | |
Bozarth | Ahh...my lucky number | |
[SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | thank ya, now | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | 11 and 14. | |
DarkonZero | Huh? | |
Bozarth | BOING! | |
Sentroid91 | heh | |
TheCambot | JESUS! | |
[SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | sounds like a Scott & Todd phone scam | |
Bozarth | BOING! | |
Bozarth | why must you play this? It's not even funny | |
[SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | I made my mistake. | |
[SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | hehheh, who is that? | |
Sentroid91 | who is 10.wav? | |
DarkonZero | 8 is Cam. | |
Bozarth | MASTURBATING WITH IT! | |
DarkonZero | Sent...10 is me. | |
Sentroid91 | yeah, but who is 10? | |
Sentroid91 | oh | |
[Bozarth SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | heh | |
Sentroid91 | that was funny as hell | |
DarkonZero | Cam.....8 is you song. | |
Bozarth | 8 is you saying "lucy in the Sky with Diamonds", Cam | |
TheCambot | Whoo-hoo! | |
Sentroid91 | It's sorta what I was doing.. except I realized what to say after I lost it | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Bozarth | you're lonely | |
DarkonZero | Commies? | |
Sentroid91 | hmm.. is that me again? | |
Sentroid91 | yup. | |
Sentroid91 | hehehee | |
[SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Ok....who is 9? | |
Sentroid91 | I dunno. i'm still listening to my 12 | |
DarkonZero | Oh... | |
Sentroid91 | I wanna hear me say WHEEZY?! | |
[SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | HAHA! | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Ok...who was dialing or just hitting numbers on 6. | |
Sentroid91 | oh, 9 is me agin | |
Sentroid91 | again | |
Sentroid91 | that was me too | |
DarkonZero | Sent...you are truly lonely... | |
DarkonZero | Seriously. | |
DarkonZero | Man.... | |
Sentroid91 | That I am, my friend... that I am.... | |
DarkonZero | I was kidding. | |
Sentroid91 | ok... what am I missing now? | |
[SOUND] | ||
Bozarth | 77777..10...7...8.777...9.. | |
Sentroid91 | whoops, I have 14... which ones don't I have? | |
DarkonZero | I don't know why I was stuck on the number 7. | |
Bozarth | what ones do you have Cam? | |
Sentroid91 | oh, i'm just missing 11 | |
DarkonZero | When I said "Eagle one is out" I was lookin' at a statuette of a eagle. | |
Bozarth | uh....dragging on....uh...dragging on | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
DarkonZero | Then I was cut off. | |
DarkonZero | I sound have made that a high priority message when it asked me. | |
DarkonZero | sound to should. | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | BOZ! | |
Bozarth | WHAT! | |
DarkonZero | James Father? | |
Bozarth | James who? | |
Sentroid91 | Jesse James? | |
DarkonZero | That's what Bob said about that sound... | |
DarkonZero | It sounded like James Father as the recipient to be mailed. | |
Bozarth | James Father? | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
Sentroid91 | Mr. James's Father? | |
Bozarth | whos that? | |
DarkonZero | I don't know. | |
DarkonZero | Listen again to it. | |
DarkonZero | When you say that to snd something to a James Father. | |
[Bozarth SOUND] | ||
Goku | what are those sounds? | |
Goku | 13 | |
Goku | ||
Goku | 11 | |
Goku | ?? | |
DarkonZero | Rev. James Father. | |
Bozarth | AH! | |
Goku | I see.. | |
Bozarth | At that point...I got stuck and repeated myself out of nervousness | |
DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | I got dumb and repeated all the 7's...... | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Goku | what are those sounds!! | |
Bozarth | that was actually funny | |
* Goku thwaps everyone | ||
DarkonZero | Bob's VMB messages. | |
Goku | send to me please | |
DarkonZero | Ok Ku. | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Goku | Thanks | |
[Goku SOUND] | ||
Goku | who's saying this? | |
DarkonZero | Saying what? | |
Bozarth | You don't work for the Library of Congress. Go to hell, Bob? | |
Goku | AGH! | |
Goku | so many sounds | |
DarkonZero | It's BAHB Boz. | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Bozarth | I'm not THAT midwestern | |
DarkonZero | Sorry... | |
[Goku SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | That's Boz.... | |
Goku | hehehe | |
DarkonZero | 10 is me.... | |
DarkonZero | 3 is De. | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Goku | Funny stuff hehee | |
Bozarth | What? | |
DarkonZero | 2 is Sent. | |
Sentroid91 | oops | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | so is 1 | |
Sentroid91 | and 9 | |
DarkonZero | Sent...you forget some? | |
Bozarth | What's funny stuff, Ku? | |
Sentroid91 | and a couple of them | |
Goku | these sounds | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
[Goku SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | just 8 | |
Sentroid91 | * /sound: no such file '8.wav' | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Goku | who's yelling shut up in the backround? | |
[Goku SOUND] | ||
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | 5 & 6 are me too | |
Goku | AGH! | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Bozarth | that's my brother | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Bozarth | one of the two | |
Sentroid91 | and so is 12 | |
Goku | who's 14! | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | ok, that's odd | |
[Goku SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | 11 and 13 are both the same sound | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Bozarth | i think it's my dog | |
Sentroid91 | 14 is Raven-x | |
Goku | AGH! | |
DarkonZero | 11 and 13? | |
Goku | Frank Stallone! | |
Sentroid91 | heheh | |
[SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | the sad part is I sound almost like him in that sound | |
Sentroid91 | yes, 11 and 13 | |
Goku | whats his VMB #? | |
Goku | I must call | |
Sentroid91 | http://www.frankstallone.com/Frankscd/audio/Intro.ram | |
Sentroid91 | there, that's Frank talking | |
Sentroid91 | now compare and contrast with 2.wav | |
[SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
DarkonZero | Bob musta did something.... | |
DarkonZero | Oh well... | |
TheCambot | Heh. | |
Goku | AGH! | |
Goku | in 10 sends | |
[Goku SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Velveta? | |
DarkonZero | That spy.... | |
DarkonZero | Clean up your old orange juice before it....pops. | |
[Goku SOUND] | ||
[Goku SOUND] | ||
[Goku SOUND] | ||
Bozarth | OJ and cheeseballs | |
DarkonZero | 7.....WOOOO.....7 | |
Goku | sounds like Milton | |
Goku | hehe | |
DarkonZero | That's me. | |
Sentroid91 | haha | |
* Sound request: can't find 'stallone.wav' | ||
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Eagle one is out! | |
DarkonZero | RUN! | |
Sentroid91 | anyone want stallone.wav? | |
DarkonZero | Sent... | |
DarkonZero | This way.... | |
[Goku SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Is it a large one? | |
[Goku SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | hmm | |
DarkonZero | That heavy breathing is unsettling. | |
Sentroid91 | any of the # sounds where you can hear a TV in the background is me. | |
[Goku SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | eerie, isn't it? | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
DarkonZero | De singing.... | |
Goku | Agh whats this! | |
DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
Goku | hehehe | |
Goku | NEato! | |
* Sound request: can't find 'stallone.wav' | ||
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | heheh | |
DarkonZero | Shwe doesn't sound to bad.... | |
Goku | Ana NG! | |
Goku | No she doesn't | |
DarkonZero | Yup. | |
* Sound request: can't find 'stallone.wav' | ||
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Goku | and those words are hard to remember too | |
DarkonZero | Yup... | |
[Goku SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | I can only remember the rhythm.... | |
Sentroid91 | I guess you can't get stallone.wav, Darkon. | |
Goku | She could have looked on tmbg.com though hehe | |
DarkonZero | I am.... | |
TheCambot | tmbg.com?! | |
DarkonZero | Sent I am.... | |
Goku | AGH! | |
* Sentroid91 chuckles | ||
Goku | The Jefferson theme! | |
TheCambot | What did she sing? | |
Goku | in another sound! | |
Goku | Ana Ng | |
*** MSTAnon is on IRC | ||
*** MSTAnon has joined #deep13 | ||
DarkonZero | ANON! | |
TheCambot | They Might Be Giants is doing a live webcast tomorrow. | |
Sentroid91 | Yes, but wait until the end of the sound | |
Goku | Yeah I know | |
TheCambot | Anon! Who wants to send him my sound? | |
* DarkonZero is getting hungry..... | ||
* MSTAnon hates IRC. | ||
Goku | what did you say at the end? | |
* MSTAnon really hates IRC with a passion. | ||
Sentroid91 | I said "WHEEZY?!" | |
MSTAnon | IRC SUX! | |
Sentroid91 | good, then get off | |
[Goku SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Ku....this is Cam. | |
TheCambot | Whaaaaaat? | |
DarkonZero | Cam....we know it's you in the sound....cause you're talking about washing machines again. | |
[Goku SOUND] | ||
Goku | hehehe | |
DarkonZero | This is Cam again. | |
Goku | Whats Bobs #! | |
Goku | I must call | |
TheCambot | What am I saying? | |
DarkonZero | The song..... | |
DarkonZero | Ku.... | |
Goku | Yes? | |
DarkonZero | Bob dosn't want to recieve calls now till he finds out something. | |
Goku | which would be... | |
DarkonZero | But the number is 1-877-225-3195 | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Goku | what does he want to find out? | |
DarkonZero | He's running low on his free VMB minutes. | |
Goku | oh | |
Bozarth | gotta leave | |
Bozarth | bye | |
*** Bozarth has quit IRC (I can't come back! I don't know how it works! G'bye! G'bye!) | ||
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Goku | Frank is on that one show with Travolta's and some other guys brother | |
TheCambot | Movie Stars. | |
Sentroid91 | They have pics of Frank on Howard Stern... with Patrick Swayze's brother | |
Goku | Yeah thats the one | |
Goku | Swayze | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | ok, so I don't sound exactly like Frank | |
Sentroid91 | hmm | |
DarkonZero | I don't think I sound like Joel......but Boz seems to think so. | |
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | hmm... | |
* Sentroid91 shrugs | ||
[Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Well folks....I'll see you later....I gotta go eat..... | |
Sentroid91 | k, c-ya | |
DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
*** Disconnected | ||
Session Close: Wed Oct 06 20:29:18 1999 | ||
Session Start: Wed Oct 06 22:01:34 1999 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is 'All who hate IRC please come in so we can blast yer brains against the wall!' | ||
*** Set by DarKrow on Wed Oct 06 16:59:36 | ||
Sentroid91 | wb, Darkon | |
BobIshmael | DZ! | |
DarkonZero | BOB! | |
DarkonZero | Thanks Sent... | |
BobIshmael | Just the man I'm looking for. | |
BobIshmael | What's your email address? | |
DarkonZero | Uh-oh.... | |
DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
Sentroid91 | np | |
DarkonZero | Which one you want? | |
BobIshmael | TELL ME! | |
DarkonZero | I got 16 Bob. | |
BobIshmael | Whichever one you use. | |
DarkonZero | Ok.....DarkonZero@hotmail.com. | |
DarkonZero | Not @aol.com | |
DarkonZero | My AOL one is a spamm catcher. | |
DarkonZero | Bob....why? | |
DarkonZero | Why do you need my addy? | |
Goku | SPIN! | |
Goku | SPIN! | |
Goku | SPIN! | |
Goku | SPIN! | |
Goku | SPIN! | |
Goku | SPIN! | |
Goku | SPIN! | |
BobIshmael | Uh-huh, neat- How do you speel Anheshur-Busch? | |
DarkonZero | HEY! | |
BobIshmael | Sending you, De, and Manny something. | |
DarkonZero | Oh... | |
DarkonZero | Uh-huh.. | |
DarkonZero | Pssst.....is Ku high? | |
Goku | No | |
BobIshmael | Of course. | |
DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
BobIshmael | He always is. | |
Goku | He's high on intentions! | |
BobIshmael | High on life... | |
BobIshmael | Cereal! | |
BobIshmael | (rimshot) | |
Goku | hehe | |
DarkonZero | Oh...lemme check my e-mail. | |
BobIshmael | Um.. I haven't sent it yet. | |
Sentroid91 | Bob. | |
BobIshmael | Bob! | |
Sentroid91 | http://hometown.aol.com/Bob7317496/mstapes.html <-- check that out. | |
DarkonZero | Bob....I check it anyway. | |
BobIshmael | Hold on... Writing an email. | |
BobIshmael | Is it good or bad? | |
BobIshmael | Because those numbers are ISHMAEL. | |
Sentroid91 | really? | |
BobIshmael | Yes. | |
Sentroid91 | cause it doesn't look like a bad site | |
BobIshmael | Check your phone. | |
BobIshmael | Oh wait. | |
Sentroid91 | 7 is not an I. | |
BobIshmael | Sorry, I'm wrong. | |
BobIshmael | First time for everything, eh? | |
Sentroid91 | and 3 is not an S. | |
Sentroid91 | Actually that was second. | |
BobIshmael | Shut up. | |
Sentroid91 | Still, there's a second time for everything. | |
Sentroid91 | If your dumber than Lo.. uh, I mean mud... | |
DarkonZero | Lodo is only dumber than Lodo..... | |
Sentroid91 | shh | |
Sentroid91 | Don't mention that guy in front of Bob. | |
* DarkonZero thinks the new look for his site sorta sucks..... | ||
Sentroid91 | site? what site? | |
DarkonZero | My site. | |
Sentroid91 | url? | |
DarkonZero | Absolute Zero | |
DarkonZero | Sent....I didn't put up the new stuff yet. | |
Sentroid91 | oh | |
DarkonZero | I'm still working on it. | |
Sentroid91 | k | |
Goku | Ah Ah AH It's magic!!! | |
DarkonZero | I like the new font I got from a musicians' site.....Information Society.......the font is cool. | |
Goku | Wha Chika Wha wha wha! | |
* Sound request: can't find '321_ninja.wav' | ||
[Goku SOUND] | ||
Goku | MASTER NINJA THEME SONG!! | |
Goku | BA BA BA BAAAAAA!' | |
Goku | Bom bom chika bom bom! | |
DarkonZero | Ku....you are high! | |
Goku | I am high on comedy! | |
* DarkonZero takes Ku's bong. | ||
DarkonZero | My turn.....er.......hey, what's that over there? | |
Goku | BUTERFLIES!! | |
DarkonZero | Iron Butterflies?!? | |
DarkonZero | Ok.....who died? | |
Goku | That guy | |
Goku | over there | |
DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
DarkonZero | That's pirch.....good. | |
DarkonZero | That guy deserved to die. | |
DarkonZero | Hey Bob.....get this.....Boz says I sound like Joel. | |
Goku | To bad you don't eat the left double u | |
DarkonZero | yup..... | |
DarkonZero | Too bad. | |
*** Goku has left IRC | ||
*** Goku has quit IRC (buh bye) | ||
DarkonZero | What's with Ku tonight?.....he's been acting strange. | |
Sentroid91 | I dunno... maybe Lodd got to him | |
DarkonZero | Was Dodo messin' with him? | |
Sentroid91 | I dunno. But now that he gave Goku ops there... you don't know what's going on | |
DarkonZero | I don't know what the hell is going on? | |
DarkonZero | BOB!!!!! | |
DarkonZero | WHERE ARE YA!?!?! | |
[SOUND] | ||
* BobIshmael backs. | ||
BobIshmael | Check yer mail, spaz. | |
DarkonZero | SPAZ! | |
BobIshmael | I mean, "Grandpa." | |
DarkonZero | DILLWEED! | |
BobIshmael | Old man! | |
DarkonZero | I know I am....what are you? A big idiot baby? | |
BobIshmael | Heee- Wait, that's right. | |
DarkonZero | Well.... | |
DarkonZero | There. | |
DarkonZero | NYAH! | |
BobIshmael | Quiet, Grandpa! You might break your hip or something! | |
DarkonZero | I already have.....DAMN YOU KIDS! | |
BobIshmael | DZ, since I'll be taking you to the con, you'll have to take us to Burning Man... Or DefCon. | |
BobIshmael | I prefer Burning Man, though. | |
DarkonZero | That's if I have a vehicle by then.....or I'll get a bus. | |
BobIshmael | Vee-dubs are cheap. | |
BobIshmael | And economical! | |
BobIshmael | And amazing! | |
DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
BobIshmael | Seriously, in SoCal they go for $1200 or so. | |
DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
BobIshmael | Freaking cheaper than my computer! | |
DarkonZero | I'm not getting anything! | |
DarkonZero | E-mail wise. | |
DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
BobIshmael | Well... Wait. Still, you must take me (and maybe some others) to Burning Man or DefCon! | |
DarkonZero | 10 times already! | |
DarkonZero | Bob...sure. | |
BobIshmael | Damn right. | |
DarkonZero | Man... | |
DarkonZero | I will...GEEZ! | |
BobIshmael | Get me a soda, old man! | |
DarkonZero | No. | |
* BobIshmael AFKs. | ||
* DarkonZero "flies the birdie" at his computer..... | ||
DarkonZero | DAMN E-MAIL! | |
DarkonZero | I'll check it later..... | |
DarkonZero | Damn e-mail.... | |
BobIshmael | QUICK! CHECK IT... | |
BobIshmael | Wait for it. | |
BobIshmael | NOW! | |
DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
DarkonZero | STILL NO! | |
DarkonZero | What did you put for my e-mail? | |
DarkonZero | Addy... | |
BobIshmael | What you gave me. | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
BobIshmael | Here, I'll just send you a text file of it. | |
DarkonZero | No. | |
DarkonZero | I WANT THE E-MAIL! | |
DarkonZero | Damn....it may be the case sensitive thing. | |
DarkonZero | It should be darkonzero@hotmail.com | |
DarkonZero | I think | |
BobIshmael | Ooooooh. | |
BobIshmael | There. | |
DarkonZero | But CG was able to e-mail me back when I e-mailed him....and the reply addy was DarkonZero@hotmail.com | |
DarkonZero | Ok....moving on. | |
Sentroid91 | heh, bttf.com got a new logo, sorta... but ironically when I steal their old one | |
BobIshmael | That's not irony. | |
BobIshmael | DZ, read it? | |
Sentroid91 | no, but I feel like i'm on crack now.. so to me anything's irony | |
BobIshmael | How would you know what it's like to be on crack if you have no frame of reference? | |
BobIshmael | ie, you've never been on crack. | |
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*** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
* DeRaptor drops into #Deep13 | ||
DeRaptor | OW! The floor in here is hard. | |
*** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
BobIshmael | DE! | |
BobIshmael | Check yer mail! | |
DeRaptor | 'allo. | |
* DeRaptor decides that she wants to be called "De" at the con because "Susie" is just a really stupid name... | ||
DeRaptor | I did. | |
BobIshmael | And DZ promised to take us to Burning Ma. | |
BobIshmael | And DZ promised to take us to Burning Man. | |
DeRaptor | Whassat? | |
BobIshmael | AND DefCon. | |
DarkonZero | Hey De. | |
BobIshmael | WHAT?! | |
Sentroid91 | Burning Ma? | |
BobIshmael | You don't know what Burning Man is?! | |
DeRaptor | No... | |
* DeRaptor whimpers. | ||
BobIshmael | The Burning Man Festival! | |
DarkonZero | I know what it is. | |
DeRaptor | Sorry... | |
DeRaptor | eep. | |
DeRaptor | d'oh | |
BobIshmael | Oh my.. | |
Sentroid91 | No, but you better not be talkin bout my mother | |
BobIshmael | How could you not know? | |
Sentroid91 | Burning Ma my ass! | |
DeRaptor | uh...just dumb? | |
DarkonZero | Bob....I'll get the free samples for you at the beer place...GEEZ! | |
DeRaptor | heheheh...beeeer. | |
BobIshmael | Whoo! | |
Sentroid91 | I still feel like i'm on crack | |
DarkonZero | And I will be simply known by my nick. | |
BobIshmael | As will I. | |
DeRaptor | Can I call you Discovery Zone? | |
BobIshmael | Unless someone wants to call me "James." | |
DarkonZero | De....no. | |
BobIshmael | Or "Jimmy." | |
BobIshmael | Hey! Did you know that the Discover Zone "DZ" is a tree? | |
DarkonZero | Or you can call me "David" or...."Dave". | |
DeRaptor | nuts. | |
BobIshmael | http://burningman.com/ | |
DeRaptor | Trees are weird. | |
DarkonZero | Bob.... | |
BobIshmael | There, De. That will explain it better than I can. | |
Sentroid91 | hmm Doubleback font... neato | |
BobIshmael | BOB! | |
DarkonZero | Defcon.....hmmm. | |
BobIshmael | Oh- Sorry. | |
DarkonZero | I'm not sure. | |
* DeRaptor blinks at the image on the FAQ page... | ||
Sentroid91 | gah! This font is $60! | |
Sentroid91 | De, can you make fonts? | |
BobIshmael | I would offer to take people to BM, but I don't want to be known as the guy who'll take anybody anhywhere. | |
DeRaptor | Yeah.... | |
BobIshmael | Yes, she can. | |
Sentroid91 | You can?! | |
DeRaptor | They're not all that great, but I can make 'em. | |
BobIshmael | Great fonts. Made of Crow parts. | |
DeRaptor | What kinda font is this? | |
DeRaptor | Disturbing fonts. | |
DeRaptor | Made of Crow parts. | |
Sentroid91 | http://hometown.aol.com/Bob7317496/mstapes.html | |
Sentroid91 | whoops, wrong addy | |
Sentroid91 | http://www.comicbookfonts.com/html/fonts/DL/DBletters.GIF | |
Sentroid91 | this font | |
DarkonZero | Today on "Font Talk".....we talk about..... | |
Sentroid91 | can you copy a font like that? I'm not payint $60 for a goofy BTTF font | |
BobIshmael | De, check yer mail | |
BobIshmael | ? | |
Sentroid91 | <Sean Connery> I will not pay this fee! | |
BobIshmael | De, check yer mail? | |
DarkonZero | Ok....another thing you can call be is...."Beav"......but I'm not to sure about that. | |
DeRaptor | Did you send another one? | |
BobIshmael | Oh, you got it. | |
DarkonZero | And confusion settles in nicely.. | |
BobIshmael | I'll call you "Beav," but only if you call me "Wally." | |
DarkonZero | <Confusion> Hi. | |
BobIshmael | Shut up, Confusion! | |
DarkonZero | <Confusion> No! | |
DarkonZero | Hey Wally? | |
BobIshmael | Oh. | |
BobIshmael | Yeah, Beav? | |
DarkonZero | What you up ta? | |
Sentroid91 | Bob. You can't make me shut up, what make you think you're gonna make confusion shut up? | |
BobIshmael | Nuthin', Beav. | |
DarkonZero | Damn you Wally! | |
DeRaptor | Burning man sounds weird.... | |
BobIshmael | Burn in hell, Beav! | |
DarkonZero | I will. | |
DeRaptor | not in a bad way, mind you. | |
BobIshmael | It's a gant anarchist party, really. | |
DeRaptor | Ah...'troid wants the Back to the Future font, I see. | |
Sentroid91 | no, it's Burning Ma | |
BobIshmael | Giant. | |
Sentroid91 | Yes, BTTF font | |
DarkonZero | Burning Man is held out in the middle of the Nevada Test Site....and burn stuff. | |
DarkonZero | That's what Ku would like. | |
DeRaptor | Anarchy is fun...WHOOO! | |
DeRaptor | heh...he would. | |
Sentroid91 | I still think it's ironic that they changed their logo when I stole their old one. | |
BobIshmael | Yeah. They burn stuff at Burning Man. | |
Sentroid91 | They burn Ma's | |
DarkonZero | They'll burn the Blair Witch "Stickman". | |
BobIshmael | Sent, you wouldn't know irony if (insert something ironic here). | |
BobIshmael | Beav, have you ever been? | |
DarkonZero | Nope... | |
BobIshmael | Too bad. | |
Sentroid91 | Ok. I admit it.. I don't know irony.... | |
Sentroid91 | but I do know ironf | |
DeRaptor | eep...expensive tickets. | |
* BobIshmael hums a few bars and Sent fakes it. | ||
DarkonZero | I might go next year.... | |
DarkonZero | And to DefCon. | |
BobIshmael | Next year, meaning 2000 or 2001? | |
DarkonZero | I missed DefCon this year. | |
Sentroid91 | 2099 | |
BobIshmael | I know. I told you that you missed it, remember? | |
DarkonZero | Oh yeah. | |
DarkonZero | I forgot. | |
BobIshmael | "Next year, meaning 2000 or 2001?" | |
Sentroid91 | 2099 | |
DarkonZero | 2000. | |
BobIshmael | Ah. | |
DarkonZero | Burning Man already passed this year. | |
DeRaptor | http://www.burningman.com/events/themecamps/ <--Hmmm... | |
BobIshmael | Yeah, I know. | |
DarkonZero | Hey.... | |
Sentroid91 | http://www.bttf.com | |
BobIshmael | Hmm.. | |
BobIshmael | Saaaay. | |
* BobIshmael notices a giant light bulb above his head. | ||
DarkonZero | Who would like to help me build a robot for "BattleBots" next year? | |
* Sentroid91 eats it | ||
BobIshmael | No, that wouldn't work. Most #Deep13'er are under 18. | |
BobIshmael | Sure, DZ> | |
DarkonZero | What? | |
BobIshmael | Sure, DZ. | |
Sentroid91 | Yeah, but i'll be 18 in ezzactly 13 days | |
BobIshmael | Of course, I have no idea how to.. | |
BobIshmael | But still. | |
* DeRaptor thinks we should make a #Deep13 type theme camp. | ||
DarkonZero | Bob.....we'll bullsh*t it. | |
BobIshmael | My thought exactly. | |
Sentroid91 | ooh | |
Sentroid91 | a #Deep13 camp | |
BobIshmael | Cool! I'm good a bullsh*ting! | |
Sentroid91 | and I know exactly where to have it.... | |
BobIshmael | at. | |
Sentroid91 | Menlo Park Mall in Edison, NJ. | |
* DarkonZero wishes he never ate that undercooked pork. | ||
DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
BobIshmael | De, but most of the minor Deep13'ers won't be able to go. | |
BobIshmael | And that's most of 'em. | |
DeRaptor | hmm. | |
Sentroid91 | Bob: Life's a bitch. They'll get over it. | |
DeRaptor | Well...um...DZ's over 21, he can "accompany" them. | |
DarkonZero | I'm no babysitter. | |
BobIshmael | He could, but some of these kids have parents. | |
DarkonZero | I'll get them started on drinking. | |
DeRaptor | oh. hmmm. | |
DeRaptor | well, we'll just go then. | |
Sentroid91 | like me, for instance | |
BobIshmael | No, DZ. I will.. | |
BobIshmael | And I'm a minor. | |
Sentroid91 | i'm having a camp right now | |
DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
Sentroid91 | I proclaim it | |
BobIshmael | Ever play Asshole? | |
Sentroid91 | I have | |
BobIshmael | Or Shotgun a beer? Who'll teach these kids what they need to know? | |
BobIshmael | I'll be the drinking tutor, thank you. | |
Sentroid91 | 1,9[s9-mS]9,1-Dennis Leary - Asshole~1-1,9 4.06MB | |
[Sentroid91:#Deep13 S9-MS] - Dennis Leary - Asshole~1.mp3 - 4.06MB | ||
Sentroid91 | there, and I played it again | |
* BobIshmael murders Sent. | ||
DarkonZero | All I did was find a old MST3K drinking game. | |
Sentroid91 | ooh.. action..... scarrrriiiieee | |
BobIshmael | Saaay. | |
Sentroid91 | a goofy action killed someone who already thinks he's dead..... ooh | |
* BobIshmael appoints De to setting up a Deep13 camp and MST drinking games. | ||
DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
BobIshmael | OF course, it's not my place to appoint anyone, but still.. | |
Sentroid91 | no, that | |
Sentroid91 | 's up to Evil DIck | |
DarkonZero | You think she teach the drinking game well? | |
*** Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
*** Sentroid91 is now known as Evil_Dick | ||
BobIshmael | Now, she'll set it up. I'll teach it. | |
Evil_Dick | From now on, you are all known as Tommy! | |
Evil_Dick | Tommy! Tommy! Tommy! | |
* DeRaptor wonders how to set up a theater in the middle of the desert. | ||
BobIshmael | Wha- Oh, a third rock ref. | |
BobIshmael | You could get one of those pull down projection things.. | |
DarkonZero | Sticks, De.....sticks. | |
BobIshmael | Y'know? | |
Evil_Dick | Yes, and now I am in charge of this foolish group | |
BobIshmael | Sent, you're not going to BM. | |
DeRaptor | STICKS! | |
BobIshmael | We don't like you. | |
BobIshmael | And you can't hold your liquor. | |
DarkonZero | Yes De.....sticks..... | |
Evil_Dick | And idiocy is no longer tolerated. | |
* DeRaptor is now terrified of Sent's nick. | ||
DeRaptor | AAAAAAH! | |
* Evil_Dick beats Bob with a stick | ||
* DeRaptor hides. | ||
DarkonZero | Sent is nuts.... | |
* BobIshmael murder Sent. | ||
BobIshmael | murders | |
BobIshmael | DZ! | |
* Evil_Dick puts Bob in an invisible box | ||
DarkonZero | He spent too much time with Lodo. | |
* BobIshmael smacks The Beav. | ||
DarkonZero | OW! | |
DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
Evil_Dick | that... and the fact that it's two o' forking clock. | |
DarkonZero | It's not "The Beav" | |
DarkonZero | Only "Beav" | |
BobIshmael | Oh, sorry. | |
* BobIshmael smacks Beav. | ||
DarkonZero | OW! | |
Evil_Dick | Moogie | |
BobIshmael | Is that Beav, as in "Beaver" or "Beavis?" | |
Evil_Dick | Moogie Pa. | |
DarkonZero | My last name. | |
BobIshmael | Dave Beav? | |
DarkonZero | The first one. | |
BobIshmael | The hell kind of name is that? | |
DarkonZero | Beaver. | |
DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
BobIshmael | Oh, right. | |
*** Evil_Dick is now known as MoogiePa | ||
BobIshmael | You told me that. | |
* MoogiePa | ||
BobIshmael | It's better than Dave Beav. | |
DarkonZero | My middle name is Jame.s..... | |
DarkonZero | My middle name is James..... | |
BobIshmael | Or Gove, for that matter. | |
BobIshmael | Just so you know.. That's "Gove." Goh-vuh. Rhymes with COVE, not LOVE. | |
BobIshmael | Thank you. | |
MoogiePa | Ok. i'm gonna go now... but before I go, I have but one question..... | |
MoogiePa | Who is the King of the Crackheads? | |
DarkonZero | And sorta to "loathe" | |
DeRaptor | You should still make a webpage called the Satellite of Gove. | |
BobIshmael | YES! | |
BobIshmael | I would, but... | |
BobIshmael | You know. | |
MoogiePa | <All> You are, Sent. | |
MoogiePa | ha! | |
DarkonZero | Bob...."loathe" sorta rhymes with Gove. | |
MoogiePa | Bob can be the Gove-nor | |
MoogiePa | anyways, i'm going now. | |
DeRaptor | I gotta go. | |
BobIshmael | Awww. | |
BobIshmael | Adidas, De. | |
DarkonZero | I thought my last name would take flak! | |
DarkonZero | Bye De.... | |
*** MoogiePa has quit IRC (This is only the beginning of the end...... or vice-versa... http://mstiegate.cjb.net) | ||
* BobIshmael looks up. | ||
BobIshmael | *whisper* De's still here. | |
DarkonZero | No.... | |
BobIshmael | *whisper* Is she waiting for something? | |
DarkonZero | She has this way of covering her tracks. | |
BobIshmael | *whisper* Do I have something in my teeth or what? | |
DarkonZero | Yes.... | |
BobIshmael | *whisper* There, did I get it? | |
DarkonZero | No... | |
BobIshmael | *whisper* Shut up. | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | GEEZ! | |
DarkonZero | You will now not get beer. | |
BobIshmael | I'm sorry! | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | You will get beer. | |
DarkonZero | That I buy. | |
DarkonZero | I can't sneak things out. | |
DarkonZero | I'm bad at that. | |
* BobIshmael imagines DZ pouring a bunch of beer samples into a giant thermos. | ||
DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
DarkonZero | I'll get caught. | |
DarkonZero | you'll get vodka. | |
BobIshmael | Awwww- Oh. Okay. | |
DarkonZero | Hard stuff first. | |
* BobIshmael has a few drinking stories, but doesn't know if they're apporiate. | ||
BobIshmael | Typo. | |
DarkonZero | I only have one drinking story. | |
BobIshmael | Man, what does that say about me? | |
DarkonZero | I only went drinking with friends once. | |
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*** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Ping timeout for DeRaptor[pm4-115.mry.redshift.com]) | ||
BobIshmael | Bye, De. | |
DarkonZero | See.... | |
DarkonZero | She covers her tracks well. | |
BobIshmael | Dubious. | |
DarkonZero | Though I think she gott some of this logged. | |
DarkonZero | Oh well... | |
BobIshmael | So.. Either I'm a party animal or you're a monk. | |
DarkonZero | Moving on. | |
BobIshmael | Party animal, meaning raging alcoholic. | |
DarkonZero | I just don't like to drink alchyhol. | |
DarkonZero | Much... | |
DarkonZero | I'm a social drinker. | |
DarkonZero | But not that social. | |
BobIshmael | I'm very social. | |
DarkonZero | I know. | |
BobIshmael | Heeey- Wait.. Is that an insult? | |
DarkonZero | No. | |
BobIshmael | Oh... Well, thanks. | |
DarkonZero | No prob.... | |
BobIshmael | And you.. um... keep up the good work. | |
* BobIshmael pats DZ on the back. | ||
BobIshmael | Good job there, Beav. | |
DarkonZero | Uh-huh.... | |
BobIshmael | We're losing the conversation! Get me the defibulator, stat! | |
BobIshmael | CVLEAR | |
BobIshmael | CLEAR | |
BobIshmael | ZAP! | |
BobIshmael | *beep* *beep* | |
BobIshmael | So, what do you think about a BM Deep13 village? | |
DarkonZero | It sounds good. | |
BobIshmael | You're not helping the conversation here, Beav. | |
DarkonZero | I know. | |
BobIshmael | Fine. See if care. | |
DarkonZero | So... | |
DarkonZero | The pass price gone up for the con? | |
DarkonZero | Just $10. | |
BobIshmael | $10?! | |
BobIshmael | Did I say that? | |
BobIshmael | I mean $45 | |
DarkonZero | I meant $10 rise. | |
BobIshmael | Oh. | |
DarkonZero | Sorry for not being specific. | |
BobIshmael | No prob. | |
DarkonZero | Train sounds good. | |
DarkonZero | But... | |
BobIshmael | It does, but then it wouldn't be a road trip. | |
DarkonZero | I can't do all the damn pissing people off thing. | |
BobIshmael | That too. | |
DarkonZero | I can definitely make it.....cause I can come up with good excuses to leave work. | |
DarkonZero | But... | |
BobIshmael | Well, I'm fond of the train thing too. But that leaves us with transportation when we get there. | |
DarkonZero | What's the prob with picking me up? | |
BobIshmael | Laziness. | |
DarkonZero | Oh..... | |
DarkonZero | Thanks.... | |
BobIshmael | There's no problem... | |
DarkonZero | Oh... | |
BobIshmael | But it would be easier if everyone could take a Greyhound to LA and we leave from there. | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
DarkonZero | I could do that. | |
DarkonZero | But... | |
BobIshmael | But? | |
DarkonZero | LA is just 8 hours out from Vegas. | |
DarkonZero | Or 4... | |
DarkonZero | I can't remember. | |
BobIshmael | Yeah, but that's about a day right there... Unless you want to drive once we pick you up. | |
BobIshmael | If it's four, no problem. | |
DarkonZero | I'll drive....if I have my lisense by then. | |
BobIshmael | You can get it now... I think. | |
BobIshmael | In CA, you can. | |
BobIshmael | (W/o doing Driver's Ed/Training, I mean) | |
DarkonZero | Well... | |
DarkonZero | I'll have it by then.... | |
BobIshmael | That's good. | |
* BobIshmael ponders VWs, rental cars, and trains. | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
DarkonZero | Why is CG so adamant on names? | |
BobIshmael | Because it's hard to call him "CallipyG" | |
DarkonZero | Heh.... | |
DarkonZero | True. | |
BobIshmael | I figured he could be called "Callip" or "Cal." | |
DarkonZero | But....it seems that we are lookin' more and more like tourists doing that. | |
DarkonZero | What if Cal-Crowe goes? | |
BobIshmael | Pardon? | |
DarkonZero | CC is Cal./ | |
BobIshmael | We'll avoid CC if he goes. | |
BobIshmael | Pardon to the previous statement. | |
DarkonZero | Hehe. | |
BobIshmael | Tourists? | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
BobIshmael | By calling eachother by our handles? | |
DarkonZero | If we have to sear those damned stickers.....that's tourist-like | |
DarkonZero | sear to wear | |
BobIshmael | No, I'M going to wear one. | |
DarkonZero | I'm not either... | |
BobIshmael | Because I'm like that. | |
DarkonZero | Me either. | |
DarkonZero | ooops. | |
DarkonZero | I misread again. | |
DarkonZero | DAMN YOU BOB! | |
* BobIshmael shakes his head back and forth. | ||
BobIshmael | Damn me! | |
DarkonZero | Yes. | |
BobIshmael | DAMN ME ALL TO HELL! | |
BobIshmael | I BLEW IT UP! | |
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*** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
* DeRaptor drops into #Deep13 | ||
DeRaptor | OW! The floor in here is hard. | |
DarkonZero | I don't mind being called "DZ", "Darkon", "DarkonZero", "David", or "Dave". | |
BobIshmael | DE! | |
DeRaptor | 'lo again. | |
DarkonZero | DE! | |
DeRaptor | oh...STUPID MARS! | |
BobIshmael | De, will you wear a "Hi, My Name is" sticker? | |
DeRaptor | Uh...sher, why not. | |
BobIshmael | And if you do, it'll have to read "Slim Shady" | |
DarkonZero | Damn conformists! | |
BobIshmael | Or Sam Shady. | |
BobIshmael | Whatever. | |
* BobIshmael ponders writing the entire lyrics to that song on his sticker. | ||
DarkonZero | Ok...damn...I'll wear one too. | |
BobIshmael | "Hi, My Name is..." What? My name is... who? My name is.. | |
BobIshmael | Bob Ishmael! | |
BobIshmael | "Hi, My Name is..." What? My name is... who? My name is.. | |
BobIshmael | Bob Ishmael! | |
DarkonZero | .... | |
BobIshmael | Sorry. | |
BobIshmael | Truly, | |
DeRaptor | aeeeeeyaaauuugh! | |
BobIshmael | I was out of line with that. | |
DarkonZero | I see tourists everyday.... | |
DarkonZero | Ugh. | |
BobIshmael | But, you've got to admit, he's good... for a white rapper. | |
* DeRaptor hides | ||
DarkonZero | look what you did Bob? | |
DarkonZero | ? to ! | |
BobIshmael | Okay? | |
DarkonZero | De ishiding again. | |
BobIshmael | I'll look? | |
* BobIshmael stops. | ||
BobIshmael | I was out of line with that, too. | |
* DarkonZero wonders why his fingers aren't working right..... | ||
* DarkonZero breaks his fingers..... | ||
DarkonZero | OW! | |
* DeRaptor pounces out and tackles Bob, and beats him to a bloody pulp. | ||
DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
BobIshmael | Ow. That came out of nowhere. | |
DeRaptor | yup. | |
DarkonZero | The hotel fee...... | |
DeRaptor | That's what you get for Eminem songs. | |
BobIshmael | Yes. | |
BobIshmael | I APOLOGIZED! | |
DarkonZero | I can pay for myself..... | |
DeRaptor | yes, but still... | |
* DarkonZero lets De and Bob have it out......while he rambles on. | ||
BobIshmael | NO! De'll kill me! | |
* DeRaptor crouches. | ||
* BobIshmael stands behind DZ. | ||
DeRaptor | grrr. | |
DeRaptor | something...snarl...rowrr... | |
* BobIshmael pushes DZ forward. | ||
DeRaptor | shriek...etc... | |
DarkonZero | HEY! | |
BobIshmael | De, did you get that mail? | |
BobIshmael | I wasn't clear on that. | |
* DeRaptor sits back on her butt and scratches her head. | ||
DeRaptor | Yeh... | |
DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
* DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
BobIshmael | And? | |
* DarkonZero : 6,1 Get his mom a drink. 6,16,0.6,0 | ||
BobIshmael | A raging alcholic. | |
BobIshmael | Oh, wait. That's me. | |
DeRaptor | tsk, tsk. | |
* DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
DeRaptor | You minor you! | |
BobIshmael | <DarkonZero> I'm a social drinker. | |
BobIshmael | <DarkonZero> But not that social. | |
BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> I'm very social | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
BobIshmael | Anywho.. Aaand? | |
DarkonZero | I'm a "monkey see, monkey do" drinker. | |
* BobIshmael fwaps De. | ||
BobIshmael | Aaaaand? | |
DarkonZero | Good. | |
BobIshmael | What do you have to say about the message? | |
DarkonZero | You killed her. | |
DarkonZero | DAMN YOU BOB! | |
BobIshmael | Damn me. | |
DarkonZero | Not again.... | |
* DeRaptor smacks Bob with her tail. | ||
BobIshmael | All to hell. Et cetera. | |
DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
DarkonZero | She's not dead.... | |
* BobIshmael is stunned... Anywho... | ||
BobIshmael | Aaaaand? | |
* DarkonZero wonders what is with him and death. | ||
BobIshmael | It's your age. | |
DeRaptor | I think you're a future Soultaker, DZ. | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
BobIshmael | "Death stalks you at every turn... DEATH!" | |
DarkonZero | Bob's is right. | |
DarkonZero | I'm old.... | |
DarkonZero | DAMN ME! | |
BobIshmael | Quiet, Grandpa! | |
DarkonZero | Come on....damn me. | |
BobIshmael | Damn you, old man! | |
DarkonZero | Thanks. | |
BobIshmael | No problem, Beav. | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
* DeRaptor gets Darkon his walker. | ||
DarkonZero | No more "Beav". | |
BobIshmael | Sure thing, Davey. | |
DarkonZero | I sorta get irritated by it. | |
DarkonZero | And Davey too. | |
DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
DarkonZero | Dave or David is fine. | |
BobIshmael | I can't stand people who call me by my last name. | |
BobIshmael | Or people who say "whatever." | |
DarkonZero | Whatever... | |
BobIshmael | Loc said "whatever" to me in a /msg. | |
DarkonZero | And? | |
BobIshmael | It annoyed me. | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | Simple enough. | |
DarkonZero | I think Loc did the same to me....and I felt the same way.... | |
DarkonZero | But I'm always annoyed. | |
DeRaptor | Welcome to the people-who've-been-annoyed-by-Loc's-glumness club! | |
DarkonZero | Damn tourists.....especially the French ones. | |
BobIshmael | Hi, my name is Bob. And I've been annoyed by Loc's glumness. | |
DeRaptor | Eww...the French ones don't bathe. | |
DarkonZero | I know. | |
BobIshmael | De, is he really that glum IRL? | |
DeRaptor | Worse. | |
BobIshmael | Ouch! | |
* DarkonZero wonders why the French always bother him..... | ||
DarkonZero | I always get the French asking me questions....IN FRENCH! | |
* BobIshmael hasn't met any Frogs. | ||
DeRaptor | Stupid French. | |
DeRaptor | They ask IN FRENCH when they're in America? | |
DarkonZero | In my picture...did I look that nice? | |
DarkonZero | No.... | |
DarkonZero | I'm not nice at all. | |
BobIshmael | De, be glad you don't live in SoCal. | |
DarkonZero | But I think the French like "not nice" things. | |
DeRaptor | Well, you didn't look MEAN... | |
DarkonZero | Oh... | |
BobIshmael | You have everybody speaking Spanish in America. No one speak English. | |
DarkonZero | I looked dumb... | |
BobIshmael | You have to learn Spanish. | |
DeRaptor | Hmmm...yeah. | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | I am actually too nice. | |
BobIshmael | Sorry, I'm rambling. | |
DarkonZero | But not to the French. | |
* DarkonZero realizes he's rambling. | ||
DarkonZero | Ooops. | |
DeRaptor | rrrambling. | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
BobIshmael | Stupid Calvin Klein commercials. | |
DarkonZero | you now know how much I hate the French. | |
BobIshmael | That's not contradicting anything! | |
BobIshmael | Boy, do we! | |
BobIshmael | I swear, that's all you talk about! The French this... The French that! | |
DarkonZero | I saw some Minnesotian either today or yesterday....I felt the urge to ask about MST3K. | |
BobIshmael | Did you? | |
DarkonZero | No. | |
DarkonZero | Damn.... | |
BobIshmael | I would've. | |
BobIshmael | But I'm like that. | |
DarkonZero | I would've too... | |
BobIshmael | Say... Do I like carrot cake? | |
DarkonZero | But something held me back. | |
DarkonZero | Bob... | |
DeRaptor | Say...you can find people who live in Eden Prairie over ICQ... | |
BobIshmael | Seriously, I don't remember liking or disliking carrot cake | |
DarkonZero | You like rabbit cake. | |
BobIshmael | . | |
DeRaptor | hmmm...carrot cake. | |
DeRaptor | Well, actually, mmmm, cake in general. | |
DarkonZero | Oh... | |
DarkonZero | De is hungry now. | |
BobIshmael | I think it's got walnuts in it. | |
DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
DarkonZero | uh... | |
BobIshmael | I don't like walnuts. | |
DarkonZero | De is hungry.....RUN! | |
* DeRaptor ponders finding people who live in Eden Prairie and asking them if they've ever seen MST3K. | ||
DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
* BobIshmael goes AFK: Searching for something without Walnuts in it. | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
BobIshmael | De! Do it! | |
BobIshmael | And put the transcript on your site! | |
BobIshmael | Fun for everyone! | |
BobIshmael | Anywho.. AFK | |
* DarkonZero ponders on writing to JASC Software and asking if they watched MST3K. | ||
DeRaptor | heh...who now? | |
DarkonZero | JASC is locatd in Eden Prairie. | |
DeRaptor | ohhh...heh. | |
DeRaptor | cool. | |
DarkonZero | The makers of Paint Shop Pro. | |
DarkonZero | Good proggie! | |
DarkonZero | Ok...moving on. | |
DeRaptor | hmmm. | |
* DarkonZero kicks himself. | ||
* BobIshmael returns with leftover Chinese. | ||
BobIshmael | Orange chicken, 'tis. | |
* DeRaptor ponders making Bob search for Eden Prairie people on ICQ. | ||
* BobIshmael goes NKBE. | ||
BobIshmael | I would, but no ICQ. | |
DarkonZero | Why do the Chinese have to paint the chickens orange. | |
BobIshmael | Eating. | |
DarkonZero | De... | |
DarkonZero | Want me to check? | |
DarkonZero | Er....no. | |
DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
DeRaptor | Hmmm...if you have no ICQ, why are you on my contact list? | |
BobIshmael | De, what do you have to say about the message? | |
BobIshmael | You got me. | |
DeRaptor | which message? | |
BobIshmael | Oh, because I didn't remove my UID. | |
BobIshmael | The one about the con. | |
BobIshmael | "What's this I hear about a convention?" | |
BobIshmael | AAHHHH! PCY! | |
BobIshmael | SPICRY! | |
BobIshmael | Spicy. | |
DeRaptor | Oh. | |
DarkonZero | Nice spelling Bob. | |
DeRaptor | ...... | |
DeRaptor | spicy? | |
BobIshmael | I don't know why I typed instead of drinking water. | |
DarkonZero | At least it's not Spice Girly..... | |
BobIshmael | This orange chicken has... | |
BobIshmael | Drink. | |
BobIshmael | peppers in it or something. | |
DarkonZero | It does. | |
DarkonZero | Red chillies. | |
DarkonZero | Red chilies. | |
BobIshmael | Yes, and I usually avoid them. | |
DarkonZero | I like spicy things.... | |
BobIshmael | But I was eating and not looking. | |
DarkonZero | But never be near me afterwards. | |
BobIshmael | I do... if someone dares me to eat it. | |
BobIshmael | Not as a hobby, though. | |
BobIshmael | So, De, message? | |
BobIshmael | Comments? | |
BobIshmael | VW/Rental/Train? Can you make it? Et cetera. | |
DeRaptor | Um...Idunno...I'm gonna try, but that's all I know now. | |
DarkonZero | Do...there is no try. | |
* BobIshmael sighs. | ||
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
BobIshmael | Sighing about De. | |
DarkonZero | So far it seems that me and Bob will be the only ones going. | |
DarkonZero | And that's bad. | |
BobIshmael | Okay, De. You ARE an adult, right? | |
DeRaptor | wull...if I get a job, I'm definitely going. | |
BobIshmael | In the eye's of the law. | |
BobIshmael | eyes. | |
DeRaptor | And I'll probably get a job. | |
* BobIshmael smacks himself. | ||
DeRaptor | But...Idunno what that's all gonna be about so, um, idunno. | |
* DeRaptor gets dizzy from thinking too hard. | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
BobIshmael | So, De, money is the only keeping you from going right now.. Right? | |
DarkonZero | I would provide anything if I had the money to. | |
DeRaptor | aaaaaaaaaaaah!: http://www.panix.com/~clays/biff/ | |
DeRaptor | yeh. | |
BobIshmael | DZ, no need. But thanks for offering. | |
DarkonZero | No prob. | |
DeRaptor | And my parents breathing down my neck, and my NOT HAVING A CHECKING OR CREDIT ACCOUNT! | |
DeRaptor | and...stuff. | |
BobIshmael | De, you're 18, right? | |
DarkonZero | She is. | |
BobIshmael | If you're 18, you can get a checking account in your own name. At me bank, anyhow. | |
BobIshmael | me bank? | |
BobIshmael | I'm a chimneysweep, I am, I am! | |
DarkonZero | I only got a savings..... | |
DarkonZero | But I can change it whenever I want to. | |
DeRaptor | Well, I still need money. | |
* BobIshmael doesn't trust banks. | ||
DeRaptor | And...a drivers license...and things. | |
DarkonZero | I go through a crdit union. | |
BobIshmael | Okay, let's assume that 9 months from now, you'll have money... | |
DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
DarkonZero | 9 MONTHS! | |
BobIshmael | Would you want to rent a car, take the VW, or take a train? | |
DeRaptor | yeh... | |
DarkonZero | I'll be broke! | |
DeRaptor | Um....hmmm...idunno...train sounds fun...but expensive... | |
BobIshmael | DZ, just save $50 a month. | |
DarkonZero | Bob... | |
DarkonZero | I was kidding. | |
BobIshmael | Oh. | |
BobIshmael | Boy, is my face red or what. | |
DarkonZero | Bus is the cheapest. | |
DarkonZero | But... | |
DarkonZero | If you miss the bus.... | |
DarkonZero | ugh. | |
BobIshmael | AmTrak isn't too expensive, they have deals and junk. | |
DarkonZero | AMTRAK! | |
DarkonZero | NOOOOOOO! | |
BobIshmael | BUT... Then we wouldn't get to see a bunch of stupid tourist attractions. | |
DarkonZero | I'd go with the road trip. | |
BobIshmael | But that's 5 days, both ways. | |
DarkonZero | I'll have my licsence by then. | |
DeRaptor | Hmmm...I guess the road trip is fun...but that means what, sleeping bags? | |
BobIshmael | Well, the VW has a pop top. | |
BobIshmael | That can sleep two people. | |
DarkonZero | I'll sleep on the highway. | |
BobIshmael | BUT... I may be able to buy a VW tent. | |
DarkonZero | In the middle. | |
DeRaptor | ah...hmmm. | |
BobIshmael | Manos will be sleeping there. | |
BobIshmael | Normally, it'd be Cam, but he's not coming with us. | |
DarkonZero | I don't mind sleeping on cactii. | |
BobIshmael | And Manny is the youngest, so he gets picked on. | |
DeRaptor | heh...poor kid. | |
BobIshmael | Indeed. | |
* DarkonZero will have fun on the roadtrip.....all the pissing off of people he will do. | ||
BobIshmael | So, we're pretty much agreed that it'll be a roadtrip? | |
DarkonZero | I'd like a roadtrip. | |
DarkonZero | I'm bringing a vid cam too. | |
BobIshmael | I'd like it, but not if I have to drive everyday. | |
DeRaptor | Where will we go to the bathroom? | |
DarkonZero | I promised some friends some footage of my rampaging. | |
BobIshmael | In the wilderness, like a real man/dinosaur! | |
DarkonZero | Bob.... | |
DarkonZero | I'll drive too. | |
DarkonZero | But... | |
DeRaptor | Um...okay. | |
BobIshmael | Oh. Good. | |
BobIshmael | De? | |
DarkonZero | If it's a stick....uh... | |
DarkonZero | That bad. | |
BobIshmael | Stick. | |
BobIshmael | 'tis. | |
BobIshmael | Unless we get a rental. | |
DarkonZero | I can't drive stick. | |
DarkonZero | Two rentals... | |
BobIshmael | Yeah, should we take the VW or a rental? | |
DarkonZero | My bro can get deals for me. | |
BobIshmael | Oh? | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
BobIshmael | Maybe you can pick us up? | |
* DeRaptor ponders just taking the plane. | ||
BobIshmael | Awww. | |
DarkonZero | That's was my idea De....you took it. | |
DarkonZero | Give it back! | |
* BobIshmael cries because De is taking a plane. | ||
BobIshmael | I hate you forever! | |
DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
DarkonZero | We still have time to plan. | |
DarkonZero | Things chang. | |
DarkonZero | change even | |
DeRaptor | I didn't say I was, I just said I was pondering it. | |
BobIshmael | "Just" taking a plane. Lost luggage... Cramped seat... Annoying people. | |
DarkonZero | Bob. | |
BobIshmael | Same difference, traitor! | |
DeRaptor | Yeah, but...it doesn't take several days. | |
DarkonZero | You just described the roadtrip. | |
BobIshmael | Oh, right. | |
DeRaptor | heheheh | |
BobIshmael | But we'll be taking Route 66! | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
DarkonZero | Route 66 | |
DeRaptor | I wanna drive down Highway 40 though! | |
BobIshmael | We'll get to see stupid tourist traps! | |
DeRaptor | In my big ol' pickup truck! | |
BobIshmael | You don't have a pickup truck, De. You sold it, remember? | |
DeRaptor | Oh. Yeah. | |
* DarkonZero imagines Bob wanting to see the big salt shaker building. | ||
DeRaptor | Damn. | |
DeRaptor | And stupid Brak only paid me in rocks! | |
DarkonZero | Hey... | |
* BobIshmael coaxes De to visit roadsideamerica.com | ||
BobIshmael | See! | |
BobIshmael | We can visit all that crap on our way! | |
DarkonZero | If you come and pick me up...you get to go over Hoover Dam. | |
BobIshmael | And I might be buying a CB radio! | |
BobIshmael | I don't want to see the Hoover Damn. | |
DarkonZero | Damn you then. | |
BobIshmael | Okay, I will. | |
BobIshmael | Damn me. | |
DarkonZero | You don't want to see Glen's deathsite? | |
BobIshmael | Who? | |
DarkonZero | The Amazing Colassal Man! | |
BobIshmael | Oh! THAT GLEN! | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
BobIshmael | My father's name is Glenn, so you can see where I get confused. | |
DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
DarkonZero | Sorry. | |
BobIshmael | He's not dead. | |
BobIshmael | Sorry. | |
DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
DarkonZero | moving on. | |
BobIshmael | That is sort of misleading, huh? | |
DarkonZero | Sorta. | |
BobIshmael | So, De, see all the selling points of a roadtrip? | |
DarkonZero | CITIZENS BAND RADIO! | |
DarkonZero | YAY! | |
BobIshmael | Stupid tourist traps! A video journal! A potential CB Radio! | |
DarkonZero | I'll get one Bob. | |
DarkonZero | A portie one. | |
BobIshmael | A mobile rig? I want to install- Oh. | |
DarkonZero | Or... | |
BobIshmael | Yeah, I want to install a mobile in the VW. | |
DarkonZero | You can get a mobile rig.. | |
BobIshmael | But, a portie would be fine. | |
BobIshmael | And is De dead? | |
DeRaptor | Yep. | |
DarkonZero | She's lookin' at something. | |
* DeRaptor pushes up daisies. | ||
BobIshmael | HEY! THAT FREAK AUSSIE IS ON LENO! | |
DarkonZero | De's lookin' at 6 feet of dirt. | |
DeRaptor | The Crocodile Hunter guy? | |
DeRaptor | Steve...I-something? | |
BobIshmael | "This tiger is really bloomin' pissed, so I'm gonna hit her with a 2 X 4!" | |
DeRaptor | Irwin, taht's it. | |
DeRaptor | heheheh. | |
DarkonZero | "Hey jay...you do it!" | |
BobIshmael | He's just shoved a Tarantula in Leno's face. | |
* DeRaptor imagines Steve Irwin putting a cobra on Leno's desk. | ||
DeRaptor | heheheh! | |
DarkonZero | Leno scared it probably. | |
BobIshmael | Now he has a giant snake. | |
* DarkonZero is reminded of something..... | ||
BobIshmael | "Oh, he's hissing, too. He's grumpy. | |
BobIshmael | " | |
DarkonZero | AGH! | |
BobIshmael | That's a direct quote. | |
DeRaptor | shish. | |
DarkonZero | HOMEGAME WAS MAKING FUN OF LENO WHEN I TRIED TO SPY ON THEM! | |
DeRaptor | Tell me when the 6-meter salty bites off Leno's chin. | |
DarkonZero | Oh well... | |
DarkonZero | Moving on. | |
BobIshmael | Sorry, watching Crazy Aussie. | |
BobIshmael | I love this guy. | |
DeRaptor | So has Irwin shoved anything particularly dangerous in Leno's face, yet? | |
DarkonZero | The guy is nuts. | |
DarkonZero | But a good kinda crazy. | |
DeRaptor | Something that's not a tarantula or a constrictor? | |
DarkonZero | You never know when he's gonna die. | |
BobIshmael | A vulture. | |
BobIshmael | Jay: "He looks pretty angry." Aussie: "Oh, he is, mate!" | |
BobIshmael | Direct quote. | |
DeRaptor | geesh. | |
DarkonZero | "AHHH! HE'S GOT MY BLOOMIN' EYE!" | |
DeRaptor | A scavenging bird. Real scary. | |
DeRaptor | Irwin is a wimp. | |
BobIshmael | Okay, crazy aussie done. | |
BobIshmael | So, De, see the pros of a roadtrip? | |
DarkonZero | The guy must be loved by the ASPCA. | |
DeRaptor | yeah, I'm goin'. | |
BobIshmael | AND you can tell everybody you went on a cross-country roadtrip. | |
DarkonZero | With freaks. | |
DarkonZero | Er... | |
DarkonZero | Wait... | |
DeRaptor | There's an Australian Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals? | |
DarkonZero | No....I meant that. | |
DeRaptor | Why would I go with non-freaks, being one? | |
BobIshmael | Exactly, bird of a feather. | |
DarkonZero | Flock together.... | |
BobIshmael | What? | |
DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
BobIshmael | Flock... together? The hell does that mean? | |
DarkonZero | Bob... | |
DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
BobIshmael | BOB! | |
DarkonZero | GEEZ! | |
BobIshmael | Yes, Beav. | |
DarkonZero | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! | |
DarkonZero | No more use of "Beav". | |
BobIshmael | Sure thing. | |
DarkonZero | Or Davey. | |
BobIshmael | http://www.supernet.net/~jclark/vw/ | |
BobIshmael | There, those are the aforementioned tents. | |
* DarkonZero 's dad had a VW campervan. | ||
DeRaptor | Does flock together mean, maybe, that you've been covered with flocking and it makes you stick to things? | |
DarkonZero | NEVERMIND! | |
DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
BobIshmael | Campervan? Like a Westy or a Vanagon? | |
DarkonZero | GEEZ! | |
DarkonZero | Bob...yes. | |
BobIshmael | No, no. Emphasis on the "or." | |
DarkonZero | A old Westfalia. | |
BobIshmael | Neato! | |
DarkonZero | Had. | |
BobIshmael | Yeah. | |
DarkonZero | The damned block cracked. | |
DarkonZero | So he sold it to someone. | |
BobIshmael | When I was in third grade, my best friend's dad had a really nice Van that got me into VWs. | |
BobIshmael | Anyone see the tents page? | |
* DeRaptor looks for a flocking gun. | ||
* DarkonZero now has a hankerin'to listen to Camper Van Bethoveen. | ||
BobIshmael | If we decide to take the VW, I'll try to buy one. | |
DeRaptor | Hmmm...people on the BBoard really don't like Cam. | |
BobIshmael | Oh? | |
BobIshmael | Does anyone here like Cam? | |
DarkonZero | I don't mind him. | |
DarkonZero | He just urks me at times. | |
BobIshmael | He's tolerated, I guess. | |
BobIshmael | Actually, I'm probaby more fond of Cam than anyone else. | |
DarkonZero | Cam has his moments. | |
BobIshmael | But then he got my hopes up with OD and now I hate him. | |
DarkonZero | But ever since the Katie thing.... | |
* BobIshmael points to the tents. | ||
BobIshmael | Neat, huh? | |
DarkonZero | I know Bob... | |
DarkonZero | My dad had one too. | |
BobIshmael | Bu-b-but. | |
* BobIshmael sniffs. | ||
DarkonZero | But never used it. | |
DarkonZero | Sorry, | |
BobIshmael | He wouldn't still have it, would he? | |
BobIshmael | The tent, I mean. | |
DarkonZero | No... | |
DarkonZero | It's long gone, | |
BobIshmael | Damnation. | |
DarkonZero | He sold the van back in 88. | |
BobIshmael | See! Nothing good came out of the 80s! | |
DarkonZero | True. | |
DarkonZero | Wait... | |
DarkonZero | Me. | |
DarkonZero | Er... | |
DarkonZero | no. | |
BobIshmael | Awww. | |
BobIshmael | Okay, one thing, you big lug. | |
DarkonZero | Hey... | |
DarkonZero | I'm from the 70's | |
DarkonZero | Late 70's | |
BobIshmael | WHOO! | |
DarkonZero | But grew up in the 80's | |
BobIshmael | What the hell is the con's URL? | |
DeRaptor | Wait, 88? Are we forgetting something? | |
DarkonZero | MST3K! | |
DeRaptor | duh. | |
DeRaptor | heheh. | |
BobIshmael | That goes without saying. | |
BobIshmael | That and Devo. | |
DarkonZero | So De... | |
BobIshmael | And TMBG. | |
DeRaptor | Yeah. But you can't say nothing good came out of the 80s. | |
DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
DeRaptor | Oh yeah. | |
DarkonZero | DAVO! | |
BobIshmael | And... | |
BobIshmael | Um.. | |
BobIshmael | Me? | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
* BobIshmael smiles innocently. | ||
DarkonZero | Good ol' Bob. | |
BobIshmael | Unlike that De person. | |
DarkonZero | DEVO....3 UNRELEASED SONGS ON NEW GAME! | |
* BobIshmael shakes his fist. | ||
BobIshmael | Oooh. | |
DarkonZero | INTERSTATE '82! | |
DarkonZero | And the 3 songs were from the 80's. | |
DeRaptor | Hmph. | |
* DeRaptor was born in '81... | ||
DarkonZero | Aww..... | |
DarkonZero | De....we lufe you. | |
BobIshmael | And silence befalls Deep13. | |
DarkonZero | Sorry. | |
DarkonZero | I do that. | |
DarkonZero | Damn me. | |
DeRaptor | yep. | |
BobIshmael | Damn... me? | |
* DeRaptor looks at the elephant stuff on roadsideamerica.com | ||
DarkonZero | ..... | |
BobIshmael | De, your job will be to find tourist traps on the way to St. Louie. | |
BobIshmael | Make a map. | |
DarkonZero | My job is to get booze. | |
BobIshmael | And I'll give you a shiny penny. | |
BobIshmael | See, we all do our part. | |
BobIshmael | We're like little ants.. | |
BobIshmael | In.. | |
BobIshmael | An.. | |
BobIshmael | Ant farm, I guess. | |
DarkonZero | More like under a magnifying glass.....in the sun. | |
DeRaptor | ooooh...shiny. | |
DeRaptor | yup. | |
* BobIshmael makes a mental note to call up that hotel tomorrow. | ||
DarkonZero | You better. | |
BobIshmael | I want to make reservations before May. | |
BobIshmael | So I need... to... know... now. | |
* BobIshmael smacks himself. | ||
DarkonZero | Well.... | |
DarkonZero | What else is there? | |
BobIshmael | About the roadtrip or just in general? | |
DarkonZero | In general. | |
BobIshmael | Um... Everything old is new again? | |
DarkonZero | De's buy lookin' at elephants....so what else? | |
DarkonZero | buy to busy | |
BobIshmael | I'm trying to figure out hotel rates for 3 or 4 people. | |
DarkonZero | Oh... | |
DarkonZero | Cool. | |
BobIshmael | Sonnava. I need to ask my employer to have me work more hours. | |
BobIshmael | I'm only working 9 hours/week right now. What a ripoff. | |
BobIshmael | That's $50 a week. | |
DarkonZero | 9 hours> | |
BobIshmael | I can't survive on that. | |
DarkonZero | I get paid every 2 weeks | |
DeRaptor | eep... | |
DarkonZero | My check end up around $350 something or more. | |
* BobIshmael ponders applying for a job at Legoland or at the Wild Animal Park. | ||
DarkonZero | That's if I didn't take early outs from work. | |
BobIshmael | But of course. | |
DarkonZero | I think I should take the offer I was offered today....I get $.75 more per hour. | |
BobIshmael | Yeah! What IS "Retsin?!" | |
DarkonZero | Retsin....it's a laxative. | |
DarkonZero | So don't eat Certs | |
DarkonZero | Damn... | |
BobIshmael | According to Conan, it's a "byproduct of the porn industry." | |
DarkonZero | If I take the offer...I lose my Sat. and Sun. off. | |
DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
BobIshmael | Is .75 more worth your freedom? | |
DarkonZero | A little, | |
DarkonZero | But I have to deal with more French. | |
DarkonZero | I might not take it. | |
* BobIshmael ponders having everybody pool up for a "Jacuzzi Suite." | ||
BobIshmael | $125 a night. | |
DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
DarkonZero | How long is the con? | |
DarkonZero | 2 days? | |
BobIshmael | A weekend. | |
DarkonZero | I'll pool up. | |
BobIshmael | 14-16 | |
DarkonZero | 3 days. | |
DarkonZero | I still will. | |
BobIshmael | Hmm. | |
BobIshmael | And, apparently, we can throw room parties if we let the hotel know. | |
DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
BobIshmael | Waaaaitaminute... | |
DarkonZero | How many does the suite room? | |
BobIshmael | The Con is taking place at this hotel. | |
BobIshmael | Buut. | |
* BobIshmael gets a headache. | ||
DarkonZero | Oh... | |
BobIshmael | Dunno, DZ. I'll call 'em up tomorrow and find out. | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DeRaptor | i gotta go | |
BobIshmael | Awwww. | |
DarkonZero | Bye De. | |
* BobIshmael waves. | ||
DarkonZero | G'nite! | |
BobIshmael | Did she die again? | |
DarkonZero | Covering her tracks.... | |
DarkonZero | Remember? | |
BobIshmael | Right. I remember. | |
* BobIshmael searches for this hotel. | ||
DarkonZero | She's a wanted criminal..... | |
DarkonZero | She's a really eleet hAx0r. | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | Enough of that....moving on. | |
BobIshmael | Finally, someone else has said that! | |
DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
DarkonZero | Who was the other? | |
BobIshmael | I thought I was the only one. | |
DarkonZero | You are Bob. | |
BobIshmael | HEY! THEY HAVE A PAGE! | |
DarkonZero | WOOOOO! | |
BobIshmael | I am Kirok. | |
DarkonZero | Are you? | |
BobIshmael | I think so. | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | Just checking. | |
DarkonZero | I'll BRB.... | |
DarkonZero | I gotta...you know....go. | |
BobIshmael | Awwww, | |
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BobIshmael | Oh wait. Misread that. | |
BobIshmael | That's not cute or sad at all. | |
* DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
BobIshmael | Hola. | |
DarkonZero | Hey.... | |
BobIshmael | Found the hotel page, if you want it. | |
DarkonZero | Ok sure, | |
BobIshmael | http://members.aol.com/h8hotel/ | |
BobIshmael | The con's taking place there, too. | |
BobIshmael | Looks like a nice place. | |
DarkonZero | Hey....just like 3 months ago....only us 2 still here till late hours. | |
BobIshmael | Go figure. | |
DarkonZero | Memories...... | |
BobIshmael | I'm probably going to be up all night, because if I go to sleep, I'll miss my class. | |
DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
DarkonZero | I'll be sleeping soon... | |
DarkonZero | But only get 3 to 5 hours sleep. | |
BobIshmael | Say, how old do you have to be to make reservations in your name? Any idea? | |
DarkonZero | Nope.... | |
BobIshmael | Huh. Well, if worse comes to worse, you'll have to make the reservations. | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
BobIshmael | How great it is to have a semi-adult with us. | |
DarkonZero | I hope I get a cred card by then. | |
BobIshmael | I don't touch credit cards. | |
BobIshmael | That is.. | |
BobIshmael | I don't apply for credit cards. | |
DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
BobIshmael | I'll use other people's cards, no problem. | |
DarkonZero | All I have to get is a VISA check card. | |
DarkonZero | From my cred union. | |
BobIshmael | Ah. | |
* DarkonZero plans on finding some St. Louis girls.....to join him in his room........<j/k> | ||
DarkonZero | Like a girl would get near me. | |
DarkonZero | Wait... | |
DarkonZero | They do. | |
* BobIshmael remains silent. | ||
DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
DarkonZero | Thought so. | |
DarkonZero | I was kiddin'. | |
BobIshmael | I don't feel we're at the point where I can safely rib you about your romance life. | |
DarkonZero | Kiddin' around. | |
BobIshmael | Maybe in a month. | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | Fine with me. | |
DarkonZero | WOW! THEY PUT UP A NEW ROOF! | |
BobIshmael | Man! This place is great! | |
BobIshmael | Who did? | |
DarkonZero | The hotel....ninnyhammer. | |
DarkonZero | Did you know Boz was the one that told you to go to hell? | |
BobIshmael | Oh, I figured. | |
BobIshmael | Yeah. | |
DarkonZero | And he did the robot voice too. | |
BobIshmael | I told him to say it like a question. | |
BobIshmael | Oh! That was Boz, huh? | |
DarkonZero | Yup. | |
BobIshmael | Did you find out who was in the background? | |
DarkonZero | His brother. | |
BobIshmael | Ah. | |
DarkonZero | Sent made all those messages that were weird. | |
DarkonZero | The heavy breathing one... | |
BobIshmael | Hey! They have a toll-free number, too! | |
DarkonZero | WOW! | |
DarkonZero | THEY GOT PASSENGER VANS! | |
BobIshmael | Do w- Pardon? I'm not familiar with that term. | |
DarkonZero | THEY REPLACED ALL THE OUTDOOR FURNITURE! | |
BobIshmael | And do we want a smoking room? I don't smoke, but I don't mind it either. | |
BobIshmael | WHOO! | |
BobIshmael | EXTREME OUTDOOR FURNITURE! | |
DarkonZero | Should we break the new outdoor furniture? | |
BobIshmael | Of course. | |
BobIshmael | Bring the hammers. | |
DarkonZero | You got it. | |
* BobIshmael ponders defacing everthing that isn't MST. | ||
DarkonZero | So...you conned De to finally go by use of the roadtrip? | |
BobIshmael | I sure did. | |
DarkonZero | Good. | |
BobIshmael | I'm very good at manipulating people. | |
DarkonZero | I wonder how she feels being the only girl going with about 3 or 4 guys in a van. | |
DarkonZero | Scared. | |
BobIshmael | Horrified. | |
DarkonZero | Stupified? | |
BobIshmael | A little. | |
BobIshmael | So, do we want a smoking room? | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm... | |
DarkonZero | No....I do not want a room that is constantly somking. | |
DarkonZero | BAD ROOM! | |
DarkonZero | BAD! | |
BobIshmael | Yeah, that could be a problem. | |
DarkonZero | FIRE! | |
DarkonZero | Wait... | |
DarkonZero | somking? | |
BobIshmael | Smoking. | |
DarkonZero | I said somking. | |
BobIshmael | Did not. | |
BobIshmael | You said smoking. | |
DarkonZero | Scroll up a bit. | |
BobIshmael | No. | |
BobIshmael | I refuse to. | |
DarkonZero | Ok. | |
DarkonZero | Fine with me. | |
* BobIshmael tries to figure out how many weeks we'll be in St. Louis. | ||
DarkonZero | 5 | |
BobIshmael | DAYS! | |
BobIshmael | I MEANT DAYS! | |
DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
DarkonZero | 3 days... | |
BobIshmael | I just thought of something... The trip back isn't going to be as fun as the trip to. | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
BobIshmael | Actually, I meant nights. | |
DarkonZero | Oh. | |
BobIshmael | Friday night. | |
BobIshmael | Saturday night. | |
BobIshmael | And should we leave Sunday or Monday? | |
DarkonZero | Monday... | |
DarkonZero | I got to get the ladies. | |
BobIshmael | So, three nights | |
BobIshmael | *silence* | |
DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
DarkonZero | I'll get you one. | |
DarkonZero | My age. | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
* BobIshmael isn't sure how to respond. | ||
DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
DarkonZero | I'll give your lady to Manny. | |
BobIshmael | No, I'm trying to think whether that's an insult or justa friendly gestur. | |
BobIshmael | +e | |
DarkonZero | A friendly gesture. | |
BobIshmael | Oh, then by all means. And she can't be a prostitute. | |
DarkonZero | I never insult my friends.....unless they insult me. | |
DarkonZero | She won't be. | |
BobIshmael | Sure you don't, ya' moron! | |
DarkonZero | You ass! | |
* BobIshmael hugs DZ. | ||
BobIshmael | I lufe you, man! | |
DarkonZero | Uh... | |
DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
* DarkonZero is now uncomfortable | ||
DarkonZero | Er.... | |
DarkonZero | heh, | |
BobIshmael | That's the reaction I was going for. | |
DarkonZero | Well... | |
* DarkonZero hugs Bob. | ||
DarkonZero | MAN! | |
BobIshmael | HEY! | |
BobIshmael | Hands off the threads! | |
DarkonZero | Ok...GEEZ! | |
* BobIshmael dusts himself off. | ||
DarkonZero | Hey...I'm not dirty... | |
DarkonZero | Only in mind. | |
DarkonZero | Only in mind. | |
BobIshmael | And again. | |
DarkonZero | What? | |
DarkonZero | I'm saying I got a dirty mind. | |
DarkonZero | At times. | |
BobIshmael | Don't we all? | |
DarkonZero | No... | |
DarkonZero | Not apparently. | |
DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
BobIshmael | Damn! I wish I knew who was coming. | |
BobIshmael | You, for certain. Right? | |
DarkonZero | Yup. | |
BobIshmael | Myself. | |
BobIshmael | De... | |
BobIshmael | Huh. | |
BobIshmael | Lesay, yes. | |
BobIshmael | That leaves Manny. | |
DarkonZero | that's if I dn't boch anything. | |
BobIshmael | He sounds like he'll be able to go, but he's 14 or 15 (I think) and he may not be able to go. | |
BobIshmael | And four people in a car is a bit crowded. | |
DarkonZero | I JUST FINALLY GOT YOUR FRICKIN' E-MAIL! | |
DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
DarkonZero | DAMN MSN! | |
* BobIshmael decides to ask H8 for rates for both. | ||
BobIshmael | What the hell is the difference between a regular and a suite. | |
BobIshmael | "?" | |
DarkonZero | Regular is a small room. | |
BobIshmael | How small? | |
DarkonZero | Suite is a large room. | |
BobIshmael | How large? | |
DarkonZero | I don't know. | |
DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
BobIshmael | Aw, hell. It's only $15 more. | |
BobIshmael | I'll put Suite. | |
DarkonZero | Suite is usually 2 beds in the room. | |
BobIshmael | Do we want a smoking or non-smoking? | |
DarkonZero | Non. | |
BobIshmael | What if Manny smokes? | |
BobIshmael | Or De? | |
BobIshmael | Well? | |
DarkonZero | Hell with them! | |
DarkonZero | Smoking wise. | |
DarkonZero | I can tolerate cigarette smoke for a while. | |
BobIshmael | Eh, doesn't bother me. | |
DarkonZero | Well....my dad WAS a smoker......so I'm used to it.... | |
BobIshmael | I used to smoke, but I didn't see the point and I never got addicted. Go figure. | |
BobIshmael | "Used to," meaning for about a month. | |
DarkonZero | No... | |
DarkonZero | years. | |
BobIshmael | Not meaning "years." | |
DarkonZero | Oh... | |
DarkonZero | You mean you. | |
DarkonZero | Oppie! | |
BobIshmael | Yep. | |
BobIshmael | Last time I checked anyway. | |
DarkonZero | And when was that? | |
BobIshmael | Tuesday. | |
DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
DarkonZero | Good. | |
DarkonZero | Tuesday is good. | |
BobIshmael | What else do I want to ask these people? | |
BobIshmael | I ask the different rates. | |
DarkonZero | Would they provide us with plenty of whip cream? | |
DarkonZero | That's a question. | |
DarkonZero | I need the whip cream forcertain reasons. | |
BobIshmael | Do I want to know? | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
BobIshmael | Why, that is. | |
DarkonZero | I got to quit making these sex innuendos. | |
DarkonZero | Oh well... | |
DarkonZero | Moving on. | |
DarkonZero | Sorry. | |
* BobIshmael tries to fins his efax number. | ||
BobIshmael | find. | |
DarkonZero | Hey.... | |
DarkonZero | what about the VMB #? | |
BobIshmael | What about it? | |
DarkonZero | The free one. | |
DarkonZero | Uh...some others would like to call. | |
BobIshmael | Damn. | |
DarkonZero | I told them. | |
BobIshmael | They have to wait until tomorrow evening. | |
DarkonZero | Oh. | |
DarkonZero | Ok....hmmmm..... | |
DarkonZero | What other questions to ask. | |
BobIshmael | I asked if the rooms connect via a lockable door.. | |
DarkonZero | That's good... | |
BobIshmael | And if we get special rates because we there for the con. | |
DarkonZero | Then we can pick on Manny. | |
* DarkonZero imagines Bob putting Manny's hand in warm water. | ||
DarkonZero | While Manny is sleeping of course. | |
BobIshmael | I'm going to do that to you, too. | |
DarkonZero | I keep my hands in my pockets. | |
BobIshmael | Everyone but De, because I'd feel guilty. | |
DarkonZero | We'll leave De alone. | |
BobIshmael | She's got that whole feminine thing going. | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
DarkonZero | She'd kill us. | |
BobIshmael | Exactly. | |
DarkonZero | Me especially. | |
DarkonZero | I get rather annoying. | |
DarkonZero | To her. | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm... | |
DarkonZero | So we may get suites? | |
BobIshmael | Yeah, probably. | |
DarkonZero | Uh... | |
DarkonZero | Problem. | |
DarkonZero | De should get her own room. | |
DarkonZero | That's another thing. | |
DarkonZero | She would like her privacy. | |
DarkonZero | Uh....wait. | |
DarkonZero | I like my privacy too. | |
DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
BobIshmael | As do I. | |
BobIshmael | Screw you all! I'm keeping the room fpr myself! | |
BobIshmael | FOR! | |
DarkonZero | What if I make the reservations. | |
DarkonZero | . to ? | |
DarkonZero | Huh> | |
DarkonZero | > to ? | |
* DarkonZero plans on wearing his "My name is..." sticker on his forehead. | ||
DarkonZero | Where it's nice and visible. | |
DarkonZero | I've done it before. | |
BobIshmael | I thought you weren't going to wear one. | |
BobIshmael | As have I. | |
DarkonZero | I changed my mind. | |
BobIshmael | Damn you. | |
DarkonZero | yup. | |
DarkonZero | Well... | |
DarkonZero | Is there anything else? | |
DarkonZero | Wait... | |
DarkonZero | I'll BRB... | |
DarkonZero | I gotta get a drink. | |
* DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
BobIshmael | Oh, sorry. Writing email to 'em. | |
DarkonZero | No prob. | |
BobIshmael | Okay, back. | |
DarkonZero | Cool. | |
BobIshmael | Now, we wait. | |
DarkonZero | Yup... | |
DarkonZero | A long wait. | |
DarkonZero | I e-mailed the Gateway people.....I didn't get a response. | |
DarkonZero | It was about tickets for the event. | |
DarkonZero | And still....no response. | |
BobIshmael | Weird. They responded to me. | |
BobIshmael | They must like me. | |
BobIshmael | Everyone likes Bob. | |
DarkonZero | Well.. | |
DarkonZero | I am hated....remember? | |
DarkonZero | De hates me......witha mango. | |
BobIshmael | But, only with a mango. | |
DarkonZero | Oh... | |
BobIshmael | She likes you without mango. | |
DarkonZero | Well...never give me a mango or a Pokemn. | |
DarkonZero | Pokemon even. | |
BobIshmael | Okay, well, everything virtually sorted out for now. Except... | |
BobIshmael | Friggin' rental or VW. | |
BobIshmael | Rental has A/C. | |
BobIshmael | And CD player. | |
BobIshmael | But, you can't sleep in most rentals. | |
DarkonZero | Wait... | |
DarkonZero | They may have a van for rental. | |
* BobIshmael freezes and waits. | ||
BobIshmael | Saaaay. | |
DarkonZero | Not a VW of course. | |
BobIshmael | Drat! | |
BobIshmael | They'll have a minivan. | |
BobIshmael | Or do you mean a van-van? | |
DarkonZero | Why don't we get a Ryder truck? | |
DarkonZero | Lotsa room. | |
DarkonZero | And thy come in automatic. | |
BobIshmael | You're kidding, right? Because someone actually brought that up when I told them about this. | |
DarkonZero | thy to they | |
BobIshmael | And THEY weren't kidding. | |
DarkonZero | I'm not kidding. | |
DarkonZero | It may be good. | |
DarkonZero | Get a small Ryder truck. | |
BobIshmael | Ryder truck.. The kind you move furniture in. | |
DarkonZero | Not a large one. | |
DarkonZero | A small one. | |
BobIshmael | Well, since I don't think I've ever seen the inside of that compartment... So, enlighten me, | |
BobIshmael | PERIOD! | |
DarkonZero | Well... | |
BobIshmael | I thought it was a box with one opening. | |
DarkonZero | ..... | |
BobIshmael | <[=] <--- Opens here. | |
BobIshmael | The < is the cab. | |
DarkonZero | There are some with a little cargo door that goes into the cab of the trucck. | |
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Darkon0 | DAMMIT! | |
BobIshmael | <DarkonZero> There are some with a little cargo door that goes into the cab of the trucck. | |
BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Oh? | |
BobIshmael | * BobIshmael finds the Ryder website. | |
BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Man, is the internet amazing or what? | |
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BobIshmael | <Darkon0> DAMMIT! | |
BobIshmael | That's what you missed. | |
Darkon0 | And the San Fran server kept sending me to the server that has a netsplit. | |
Darkon0 | But... | |
Darkon0 | I'm back. | |
Darkon0 | Did you find the truck? | |
BobIshmael | I'm hungry. | |
Darkon0 | Ok... | |
BobIshmael | Not as of yet. | |
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BobIshmael | Yes. | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
BobIshmael | I am. | |
BobIshmael | Very. | |
* BobIshmael scavenges for food. | ||
BobIshmael | Man, nuthin'. | |
DarkonZero | Damn. | |
BobIshmael | http://www.ryder.inter.net/ryder/rental.shtml | |
BobIshmael | The panel van might be good. | |
DarkonZero | You want a .AVI that has a portion of a unreleased Devo song? | |
BobIshmael | How big? | |
DarkonZero | Hold on.... | |
DarkonZero | 6MB. | |
BobIshmael | Ouch. | |
DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
BobIshmael | How long is it? | |
DarkonZero | 56 seconds. | |
BobIshmael | Um.. 'kay. | |
DarkonZero | So you want it? | |
DarkonZero | Er....no. | |
BobIshmael | YOU JUST SAID NEVERMIND! | |
DarkonZero | Oh... | |
BobIshmael | ARRRGH! | |
BobIshmael | That's as bad as "whatever!" | |
DarkonZero | Soory! | |
BobIshmael | Anyhow.. | |
BobIshmael | Nah, 'snot my computer. | |
DarkonZero | The Parcel van is the one with a little door in the cab so you can go into the back. | |
DarkonZero | Panel van is a 2 seater. | |
DarkonZero | Wait... | |
DarkonZero | nevermind. | |
* BobIshmael glares at DZ. | ||
DarkonZero | A Parcel van is only a 2 seater. | |
DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
BobIshmael | If you keep saying "Nevermind" on the trip, you're going to find yourself in Cam's place. | |
DarkonZero | Sorry... | |
DarkonZero | Once I get a word stuk in my head,,,I use it alot. | |
* BobIshmael makes a little unhappy face next to DZ's name. | ||
BobIshmael | How about this word... | |
BobIshmael | Bobishandsome. | |
BobIshmael | Bobishandsome. | |
BobIshmael | Bobishandsome. | |
BobIshmael | Bobishandsome. | |
BobIshmael | Or.. | |
DarkonZero | That's not a real word. | |
BobIshmael | Bobisareallygreatguy. | |
BobIshmael | Is too. | |
DarkonZero | Is not! | |
DarkonZero | It'd be weird if we were seen getting out of a moving truck. | |
DarkonZero | But who cares. | |
DarkonZero | Like we are going to see those people again. | |
BobIshmael | http://www.ryder.com/rental/tr_lightduty.shtml#parcelvans | |
BobIshmael | There's s'more. | |
BobIshmael | Eep. Power steering make me uncomfortable. | |
BobIshmael | +s | |
DarkonZero | Well... | |
DarkonZero | Most vehicles have power steering. | |
BobIshmael | Not anything made before the 90s. | |
DarkonZero | True.... | |
BobIshmael | It's not a big deal, I'm just worried that someone will jerk toward me and I'll oversteer. | |
DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
DarkonZero | Well... | |
BobIshmael | But I'm sure power steering isn't too bad. | |
DarkonZero | Well... | |
DarkonZero | when you feel uncomfortable....let me drive. | |
BobIshmael | Eh, I think we'd be better off with the VW or a rental car. | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
* BobIshmael ponders renting a convertible. | ||
DarkonZero | A rental mini-van. | |
BobIshmael | Yeah. And we could remove one of the seats when we need to sleep. | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
DarkonZero | Hey... | |
DarkonZero | I'll try to save enough mony to pay for motel rooms. | |
DarkonZero | mony to money. | |
DarkonZero | Good motels. | |
BobIshmael | Well, I'll probably chip in. | |
DarkonZero | Well... | |
BobIshmael | One of the rules of roadtrips, y'know. | |
BobIshmael | Actually, it's not. | |
DarkonZero | It takes actually a couple of days to get to St. Louis. | |
BobIshmael | 5, assuming we drive 8 hours a day. | |
DarkonZero | If we dont stop too often. | |
DarkonZero | 8 hours.... | |
BobIshmael | I'll call up triple A and get some route info. | |
DarkonZero | we can make it 16 if two drive. | |
BobIshmael | My thoughts exactly. | |
DarkonZero | My dad is good at planning routes. | |
DarkonZero | I'll ask him whe it come near the time. | |
BobIshmael | So is the triple A. | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | AAA | |
DarkonZero | it is. | |
BobIshmael | Triple A. | |
DarkonZero | Cause....it took 5 days to get from Florida to Nevada.... | |
BobIshmael | Huh. | |
BobIshmael | My mom went from LA to Florida in about 5 days or so. | |
BobIshmael | So, yeah. We could make it sooner. | |
DarkonZero | So we should be there in 3 if we don't make frquent stops | |
DarkonZero | But... | |
DarkonZero | Tourist traps are planned. | |
BobIshmael | Exactly. | |
DarkonZero | Hey....try to get 3 weeks off. | |
BobIshmael | Did you check out roadsideamerica.com? | |
DarkonZero | Not yet. | |
DarkonZero | I will now. | |
BobIshmael | You should, it's got a bunch of great crap. | |
BobIshmael | Seriously? | |
BobIshmael | (about the 3 weeks, that is) | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm...what if the others don't get 3 weeks to do anything? | |
BobIshmael | But... um... Why? | |
DarkonZero | Then the roadtrip is off. | |
DarkonZero | But I have good hopes that they will. | |
* BobIshmael shakes his head. | ||
DarkonZero | Get 3 weeks..... | |
BobIshmael | Okay, I'm now in a state of confusion. | |
DarkonZero | Sorry... | |
BobIshmael | Sorry? | |
DarkonZero | I tend to do that. | |
DarkonZero | Remember. | |
BobIshmael | Don't be sorry, just help me understand. | |
BobIshmael | Loc says "Sorry" quite a bit, too. | |
DarkonZero | Well....if the others can't get 3 weeks due to certain circumstances....they can't go with us. | |
BobIshmael | Why not? | |
DarkonZero | Wait... | |
DarkonZero | We need only 2 weeks.... | |
BobIshmael | It's only 12 days. | |
BobIshmael | Less if we make good time. | |
DarkonZero | Damn me! | |
BobIshmael | Even less if we take a train. | |
DarkonZero | If we take a train.... | |
DarkonZero | That'll suck. | |
BobIshmael | Yeah. | |
BobIshmael | Okay, I'll purge that idea from my head. | |
DarkonZero | I can only give the people on the train the "birdie". | |
DarkonZero | I want to "fly the birdie" across America. | |
BobIshmael | But there's alot of people on a train. | |
DarkonZero | But still.... | |
BobIshmael | I know what we need to do on the trip back... | |
DarkonZero | What? | |
BobIshmael | We'll visit a few of the traps on the way to, but on the way back we'll go out of our way to visit 'em. | |
BobIshmael | Good idea, no? | |
DarkonZero | Yes! | |
BobIshmael | That way everyone still has something to look forward to. | |
DarkonZero | yup. | |
BobIshmael | Thank you. | |
* BobIshmael bows. | ||
DarkonZero | We'll take one route....and then another. | |
BobIshmael | Yep. | |
BobIshmael | That might add a few days, but who cares. | |
DarkonZero | 9 months..... | |
DarkonZero | I gotta lot to save up. | |
BobIshmael | Nah, I think if we all brought $100, we could survive just fine. | |
DarkonZero | I'm bringing a lot more money for emergencies. | |
BobIshmael | (Not including hotel/motel fare, of course) | |
DarkonZero | $100 won't last long. | |
BobIshmael | We can eat roadkill. | |
BobIshmael | And cook them on the radiator. | |
DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
DarkonZero | Make Manny take the first bite..... | |
BobIshmael | Manos is probably going to worm out of this now, he was hoping to pick on Cam. | |
DarkonZero | I'll probably bring about $1000 | |
DarkonZero | Well... | |
DarkonZero | We got to ask Manny first. | |
BobIshmael | Well, I can't say what I'll save up until I get better hours. | |
BobIshmael | $50 a week. Sheesh. | |
DarkonZero | Well....at least it's something. | |
DarkonZero | Right? | |
BobIshmael | I'd only have $1800, if I didn't spend anything from now 'till July. | |
BobIshmael | And that's not including taxes. | |
BobIshmael | But, yes, it IS something. | |
DarkonZero | I got to quit spending all my money. | |
DarkonZero | That's a problem I have. | |
* BobIshmael ponders renting a motorhome. | ||
DarkonZero | Hey! | |
BobIshmael | I think you need a class D license to drive one, though. | |
DarkonZero | That maybe better. | |
BobIshmael | Or something like that. | |
BobIshmael | But, if it is no problem, we should rent a motorhome... | |
BobIshmael | Or should we. | |
BobIshmael | "?" | |
BobIshmael | Is it worth it, I mean. | |
DarkonZero | My dad said you didn't need a certain licsence......and you can rent them. | |
DarkonZero | WE SHOULD RENT ONE! | |
BobIshmael | Is your dad there. Say hi to him for me. | |
BobIshmael | "?" | |
BobIshmael | Say "Bob, some guy you don't know, says hi." | |
DarkonZero | My dad thought it was funny when I said that. | |
DarkonZero | He smiled. | |
BobIshmael | The man's a weirdo. | |
DarkonZero | I take after my Dad. | |
BobIshmael | You smile? | |
DarkonZero | Not often. | |
DarkonZero | Only when I'm around girls. | |
DarkonZero | That like me. | |
* BobIshmael coughs. | ||
DarkonZero | I did it again.....huh> | |
DarkonZero | > to ? | |
DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
DarkonZero | I'm not apologizing for that.....cause it's true. | |
BobIshmael | Well, I just don't know whether to say "You! Girls?! HA!" or "Damn right, buddy!" | |
DarkonZero | It doesn't matter. | |
BobIshmael | I'll go for the former then. | |
DarkonZero | I have no problems with that. | |
DarkonZero | Girls like talking to me.....alot...... | |
DarkonZero | But enough of that.....moving on. | |
BobIshmael | Damnation! Budget doesn't let you remove seats from the minivans! | |
DarkonZero | We will get a motorhome. | |
BobIshmael | But... | |
BobIshmael | Huh. | |
DarkonZero | What? | |
BobIshmael | They're large vehicles. | |
DarkonZero | Some aren't too large. | |
BobIshmael | But, we'll need one that can sleep 3/4 people. | |
DarkonZero | We'll find the right vehicle. | |
BobIshmael | Perferably, in seperate beds. | |
DarkonZero | We'll find the right vehicle. | |
BobIshmael | We will not. | |
BobIshmael | We're cursed. | |
DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
DarkonZero | I knew you were getting to go off like that. | |
DarkonZero | I'll plan some stuff... | |
BobIshmael | Sonnava! | |
BobIshmael | Why must everything be so complicated! | |
DarkonZero | Wait....er.....Burning Man will be going on around the time of the Con. | |
BobIshmael | To be able to rent a car, you must be 25. | |
BobIshmael | No, last year it happen around early Sept. Right? | |
BobIshmael | happened. | |
DarkonZero | You mean this year? | |
BobIshmael | Oh, right. | |
DarkonZero | I can't remember. | |
BobIshmael | This year. | |
BobIshmael | It happens in the same season, yes. | |
BobIshmael | Same month, no. | |
BobIshmael | I don't think, anyway. | |
BobIshmael | Anyhow, like I was saying. | |
DarkonZero | I'll check about motorhome rentals. | |
BobIshmael | You have to be 25, or in some places 21. | |
DarkonZero | And the age limit. | |
BobIshmael | Yeah, DZ, if we get a motorhome you may have to pick us up. | |
DarkonZero | In Cali......I think it's 25. | |
BobIshmael | Or we'll have to take a Greyhound to Vegas. | |
DarkonZero | Wait....take a bus to Vegas....and we'll go from there. | |
DarkonZero | DAM!N | |
DarkonZero | You got it first. | |
BobIshmael | Right, if you can find a rental motorhome. | |
DarkonZero | I will. | |
DarkonZero | Trust me.... | |
BobIshmael | Right, when you find one. | |
DarkonZero | Or believe in me. | |
BobIshmael | Is there a third option. | |
BobIshmael | "?" | |
DarkonZero | No.... | |
* BobIshmael thinks. | ||
BobIshmael | Um... I'll... trust you? | |
* BobIshmael cringes. | ||
DarkonZero | HEY! | |
BobIshmael | Yeah, so how about we do that? We'll all take a Greyhound (or something) to Vegas, where we meet you and your shiny new motorhome. | |
DarkonZero | Fine with me. | |
BobIshmael | Huh. | |
BobIshmael | Damn, I was all set to be the one running the show, so to speak. | |
BobIshmael | I feel so useless now. | |
DarkonZero | Hey... | |
DarkonZero | You're e-mailing the hotel folk.... | |
DarkonZero | You started this whle deal. | |
DarkonZero | I'm just helping. | |
DarkonZero | You can drive. | |
BobIshmael | Wai- How are we going to get home? | |
DarkonZero | I'll dropp you all off. | |
DarkonZero | I don't mind that part. | |
BobIshmael | Alright, thanks... I... suppose | |
BobIshmael | :.: | |
BobIshmael | "." | |
DarkonZero | Well.....we'll get the kinks hammered out of this planning. | |
BobIshmael | Is St. Louis EST? | |
DarkonZero | Central. | |
* BobIshmael thinks. | ||
BobIshmael | What's Vegas> | |
BobIshmael | What's Vegas? | |
DarkonZero | Pacific. | |
BobIshmael | <DZ> I don't know. | |
* BobIshmael ponders brewing a pot of coffee. | ||
DarkonZero | GO! | |
DarkonZero | BREW! | |
BobIshmael | Yeah, might as well. Only have one thing to do tomorrow, anyhow. | |
BobIshmael | Oh, yeah! We'll need to bring coffee. | |
BobIshmael | The really strong kind. | |
BobIshmael | It's... | |
BobIshmael | Uh.. | |
BobIshmael | SHOCK! Coffee or something. | |
DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
DarkonZero | Scratch the RV. | |
BobIshmael | Oh? | |
* BobIshmael gets a key. | ||
DarkonZero | 25 minimum age to rent. | |
* BobIshmael scratches his name on the side. | ||
BobIshmael | Well, on Budget's page, they said some places allow you to be 21. But you have to pay a surcharge or something. | |
BobIshmael | http://www.drivebudget.com/help/res/age.html#1 | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | See....you're on the top of things. | |
BobIshmael | Awww. | |
* BobIshmael blushes. | ||
BobIshmael | T'weren't nuthin'. | |
DarkonZero | We will get a minivan. | |
DarkonZero | And go to motels. | |
BobIshmael | Will you be renting it? | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
DarkonZero | I have to be the one. | |
DarkonZero | You're not 21 are you? | |
BobIshmael | My original plan was, if it was allowed, to get my mother to rent the car and put my down as a driver. | |
BobIshmael | But that probably won't work. | |
BobIshmael | Nope, if I was 21 I'd be in another country right now. | |
DarkonZero | I don't think so either. | |
DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
DarkonZero | DAMN YOU MINORS! | |
BobIshmael | And if we were to get in an accident, it'd be hell. | |
DarkonZero | Train? | |
DarkonZero | Or bus? | |
BobIshmael | Something about the rentals or just makingyou feel old? | |
BobIshmael | Something about the rentals or just making you feel old? | |
DarkonZero | The rentals...a bit. | |
BobIshmael | Oh? | |
DarkonZero | Train? | |
DarkonZero | Or bus? | |
* BobIshmael gives DZ a few verbs and prepositions. | ||
DarkonZero | No... | |
DarkonZero | Take them back. | |
BobIshmael | Just use them this one time, please? | |
DarkonZero | No... | |
BobIshmael | You'll never have to use 'em again. | |
BobIshmael | I promise. | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | GEEZ! | |
BobIshmael | Thaaaank you. | |
DarkonZero | Should we take a train or a bus? | |
BobIshmael | I thought we were going via rental car. | |
DarkonZero | That's if we get one? | |
BobIshmael | Waitaminit! I forgot about the VW. | |
DarkonZero | The insurance fee will be a bitch. | |
BobIshmael | But.. hmm... | |
BobIshmael | Ponder, ponder, ponder. | |
DarkonZero | Either the VW.....train.....or bus...... | |
BobIshmael | Say, you wouldn't happen to have a friend who has a motorhome, do you? | |
DarkonZero | Nope..... | |
DarkonZero | Most of my friends are minors. | |
DarkonZero | Damn.... | |
BobIshmael | Well, via car would be nice because of the tourist traps. | |
BobIshmael | And we can have a video journal of-- | |
BobIshmael | GASP! | |
DarkonZero | VW..... | |
BobIshmael | No, no.. | |
DarkonZero | You got to get a VW. | |
BobIshmael | We can take a train.. | |
DarkonZero | Ugh! | |
BobIshmael | And.. | |
BobIshmael | And.. | |
BobIshmael | And.. | |
BobIshmael | *ahem* | |
BobIshmael | Get off at a few of the stops, tour the city, and get back on a departing train. | |
DarkonZero | What if we miss the train? | |
DarkonZero | We won't. | |
BobIshmael | Well, we won't. | |
BobIshmael | Yeah. | |
DarkonZero | I might. | |
BobIshmael | Well, that's your problem, then. | |
DarkonZero | Damn you..... | |
* BobIshmael imagines pointing out a train window at DZ, laughing. | ||
DarkonZero | Damn you.....again..... | |
* BobIshmael chuckles to himself as he imagines DZ chasing after a train. | ||
* DarkonZero imagines shoving Bob of the train. | ||
BobIshmael | "Throw Bobba from the Train?" | |
DarkonZero | off even. | |
BobIshmael | But... | |
BobIshmael | Hmm. | |
BobIshmael | I suppose we could just get off and wander around the city for an few hours. | |
BobIshmael | an? a. | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
BobIshmael | I'll give AmTrak a call around 6. | |
BobIshmael | Or whenever they open. | |
BobIshmael | Waitiminit! | |
DarkonZero | You're the mam with the plan! | |
BobIshmael | I am the Mam! | |
DarkonZero | yup. | |
BobIshmael | Who's da mam? | |
DarkonZero | You are! | |
BobIshmael | Wait.. Are you sure it's "mam?" | |
DarkonZero | Yup. | |
BobIshmael | Okay. | |
BobIshmael | No, you da mam! | |
DarkonZero | Nope... | |
BobIshmael | Damn, AmTrak should be open 24 hours. | |
DarkonZero | I'm the MAN! | |
BobIshmael | But I'm online. | |
BobIshmael | Damntion. | |
BobIshmael | And I'm hungry! | |
BobIshmael | Maybe I can walk down to 7-11 around 6. | |
DarkonZero | Get something to eat...dummy. | |
BobIshmael | Nothing to eat in this house. | |
DarkonZero | Eat your shoe. | |
BobIshmael | I'm dog-sitting at my Grandmother's house. | |
BobIshmael | My shoe. | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
BobIshmael | No, doesn't look to appetizing. | |
DarkonZero | Think of it as a steak. | |
BobIshmael | Maybe if I add ketchup to it. | |
DarkonZero | Do it. | |
BobIshmael | I think I'll look for food again. | |
BobIshmael | HEY! I FORGOT ABOUT THIS WONTON SOUP! | |
BobIshmael | Bad Wonton soup. | |
DarkonZero | Eat the yummy soup.... | |
DarkonZero | Eat the yummy soup.... | |
DarkonZero | Eat the yummy soup.... | |
DarkonZero | Eat the yummy soup.... | |
DarkonZero | Eat the yummy soup.... | |
DarkonZero | Eat the yummy soup.... | |
DarkonZero | Eat the yummy soup.... | |
DarkonZero | EAT IT! | |
BobIshmael | Back. | |
BobIshmael | I just put it away. | |
BobIshmael | It was really bad. | |
DarkonZero | Eat the yummy soup.... | |
DarkonZero | Eat the yummy soup.... | |
BobIshmael | Too late. | |
DarkonZero | Eat the yummy soup.... | |
DarkonZero | Eat the yummy soup.... | |
DarkonZero | Eat the yummy soup.... | |
BobIshmael | TOO LATE~ | |
DarkonZero | Eat the yummy soup.... | |
BobIshmael | TOO LATE! | |
DarkonZero | EAT IT! | |
BobIshmael | NOOOOOOOOO! | |
DarkonZero | EAT IT! | |
DarkonZero | Well......I'll talk to ya later...... | |
* BobIshmael goes to amtrak.com | ||
BobIshmael | Awwww. | |
DarkonZero | Ok...I'll stay on a little bit more. | |
BobIshmael | No, leave! | |
DarkonZero | Damn you.... | |
DarkonZero | Well....later then..... | |
BobIshmael | Well, you might as well leave because if you stay I'm just going to talk about this trip more. | |
BobIshmael | Adidas. | |
DarkonZero | I know.... | |
DarkonZero | I don't mind. | |
DarkonZero | I like planning this trip. | |
DarkonZero | I hope I get a vid cam. | |
BobIshmael | Did you visit roadsideamerica.com | |
DarkonZero | Sorta. | |
BobIshmael | Well, De is bringing a camera and so am I. | |
DarkonZero | We all are! | |
BobIshmael | See, unless we get of the train every now and then, the cameras will be useless. | |
BobIshmael | Well, until the con anyway. | |
* DarkonZero imagines a picture of him at the con.....with the caption of "See DZ run from the pissed off Trekkies!" | ||
BobIshmael | Now you're going to purposely set up that shot, aren't you? | |
DarkonZero | Yup. | |
DarkonZero | Er... | |
BobIshmael | Good man. | |
DarkonZero | I'll do it spontaneously. | |
BobIshmael | Of course *wink* | |
BobIshmael | DAMN YOU, AMTRAK! | |
DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
BobIshmael | They have this deal where your companion travels free. | |
BobIshmael | And I was waiting for that, but it ends OCT11. | |
DarkonZero | Why did you say "DAMN YOU, AMTRAK!"? | |
DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
BobIshmael | Becuase they're ending it before July. | |
DarkonZero | DAMN THEM! | |
BobIshmael | And also because I called a few months ago and asked 'em about that and they said they didn't do tht anymore. | |
DarkonZero | The dumbasses! | |
BobIshmael | See, you just go to a person who seems nice enough and ask them if they'll put you down as a companion. | |
BobIshmael | Boom! You travel free to wherever that person is going. | |
DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
DarkonZero | But....that's if they like you. | |
BobIshmael | Like I said, I'm good at manipulating people. | |
BobIshmael | You probably thought I was kidding, but I pride myself on that. | |
DarkonZero | No.... | |
DarkonZero | I didn't think you were kidding. | |
BobIshmael | Yes, you did! | |
DarkonZero | No... | |
BobIshmael | Oh. | |
BobIshmael | Okay. | |
DarkonZero | Well... | |
DarkonZero | Should I go? | |
BobIshmael | And my other aunt had an AmTrak station near her, so I can just go there on the way ba- | |
BobIshmael | Hell.. | |
*** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
*** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13 | ||
*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
BobIshmael | Someone is going to have to take a Greyhound to an AmTrak station and it looks like you. | |
BobIshmael | Heya Loc! | |
DarkonZero | Bob....get some sleep and we'll plan this later. | |
Locdog07 | Hullo | |
DarkonZero | Loc.... | |
BobIshmael | But.. Sleep. | |
Locdog07 | Yeh? | |
Locdog07 | What's all this about a greyhound? | |
BobIshmael | Talking about how we're getting to the con. | |
DarkonZero | Bob....there is a AmTrak station here in Vegas..... | |
BobIshmael | But... Hmm.. | |
BobIshmael | Well, sleep if you must. | |
DarkonZero | I'm fine. | |
DarkonZero | It's you man. | |
BobIshmael | I'm fine! | |
DarkonZero | Are you now? | |
BobIshmael | Don't tell me when I need sleep! | |
DarkonZero | You need sleep..... | |
* Locdog07 hasn't slept in 3 days... | ||
DarkonZero | Now. | |
DarkonZero | Nice to know Loc....thanks. | |
* Locdog07 frowns | ||
DarkonZero | Kidding..... | |
DarkonZero | WEE! | |
DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
DarkonZero | I gotta go to work in a few hours. | |
DarkonZero | Well....not until 9:30 | |
DarkonZero | And the silence builds. | |
* Locdog07 points out his trivia score at MSTies.com | ||
BobIshmael | You're good on six hours of sleep. | |
DarkonZero | Sorta... | |
Locdog07 | I'm about 30,000 points ahead in the trivia. | |
BobIshmael | You are. | |
BobIshmael | Ahead of who? | |
DarkonZero | I'll be annoyed at work. | |
Locdog07 | Ahead of some guy | |
Locdog07 | The guy in second place | |
* BobIshmael tries to figure this junk out, | ||
* BobIshmael tries to figure this junk out. | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Loc....thanks for narrowing it down! | |
DarkonZero | You're good at that. | |
BobIshmael | DZ, wouldn't it be easier if we all took a bus to a certain station? | |
Locdog07 | k... | |
DarkonZero | Bob.....yes. | |
BobIshmael | But? | |
DarkonZero | Which one...right? | |
DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
* DarkonZero is getting edgy. | ||
DarkonZero | Man.... | |
* BobIshmael thinks. | ||
DarkonZero | Bob.....have you figured what to do yet? | |
DarkonZero | I guess not.... | |
BobIshmael | Oh sorry. | |
BobIshmael | I think so. | |
BobIshmael | You can all take a Greyhound to Hunington Beach or LA or something... | |
DarkonZero | So....I got to go west. | |
DarkonZero | What a plan! | |
BobIshmael | Well, yes. CA is to the west. | |
Locdog07 | Life is peaceful there. | |
DarkonZero | Very good Bob....you get a cookie! | |
* DarkonZero hands Bob a cookie. | ||
DarkonZero | Here....you have one too Loc. | |
* DarkonZero hands Loc a cookie, | ||
DarkonZero | There you go....enjoy! | |
Locdog07 | k | |
Locdog07 | De might not be going, remember | |
Locdog07 | Now I have to go | |
* BobIshmael sensing sarcasm in the air. | ||
BobIshmael | Adidas, Loc. | |
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DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
DarkonZero | <Locdog07> De might not be going, remember | |
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BobIshmael | Sweet Christ, that kid needs help! | |
DarkonZero | Well... | |
BobIshmael | Seriously, someone needs to get him on Prozac or something! | |
DarkonZero | He'll find it. | |
BobIshmael | I don't want to tell you what he said because it'd violate his trust... | |
BobIshmael | But man.. | |
BobIshmael | Anyway... | |
DarkonZero | I know Loc has his probs.... | |
DarkonZero | I really don't want to hear them now. | |
BobIshmael | I had a vague idea, but I didn't know it was like that. | |
DarkonZero | I don't mind Loc... | |
DarkonZero | But he brings me down.... | |
BobIshmael | I'm worried of two things 1) he'll commit suicide b) he'll shoot up a school or somehting | |
DarkonZero | Well......he won't. | |
DarkonZero | I'm supportive.... | |
BobIshmael | So am I, I listen to the guy's problems and I want to help.. But, sheesh. | |
DarkonZero | But not when he'll just out right makes fun of me when I got probs. | |
DarkonZero | I'd like to help..... | |
DarkonZero | too. | |
DarkonZero | *sigh* | |
BobIshmael | Man, now I'm depressed. | |
DarkonZero | Sorry man... | |
DarkonZero | WEE! | |
DarkonZero | HAVE FUN! | |
BobIshmael | Well... Damnation. | |
DarkonZero | I got a bit egy about me having to goto Cali...... | |
DarkonZero | Cause....what if the bus goes through Vegas? | |
BobIshmael | The problem with driving is the damn CA provisional license. | |
BobIshmael | I can get past it(I think). | |
DarkonZero | provisional? | |
DarkonZero | California is weird..... | |
DarkonZero | I like Nevada....... | |
BobIshmael | Yeah, for a year after you get your license you can't drive from 12am to 5am. | |
DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
DarkonZero | Nevada doesn't do that. | |
BobIshmael | Stupid things like that. But, apparently, you can get past it with a doctor's/employer's/parent's note. | |
DarkonZero | Though the DMV here is having problems. | |
DarkonZero | Oh well... | |
DarkonZero | We'll get the plan going well soon. | |
BobIshmael | Saying "James Gove is allowed to drive Davey Beav, Susie Morg, and Guirellmo Q. to St. Louis for et cet." | |
DarkonZero | AGH! | |
DarkonZero | NO DAVEY AND BEAV! | |
BobIshmael | Not even Davey Beav? | |
DarkonZero | YES! | |
DarkonZero | NOT EVEN THAT! | |
DarkonZero | It sounds dumb. | |
BobIshmael | Y'know, if I even mention this to anyone, that's all you'll be called. | |
DarkonZero | I'll let them know. | |
DarkonZero | I don't like it. | |
DarkonZero | Well Beav I don't mind.... | |
DarkonZero | As long as it isn't used often/ | |
DarkonZero | Davey on the other hand....ugh. | |
DarkonZero | Girls only call me Davey. | |
DarkonZero | Are you a girl? | |
BobIshmael | Let me check. | |
BobIshmael | No. | |
DarkonZero | Then please do not call me Davey. | |
* BobIshmael ponders telling everyone to call DZ "Davey Beav." | ||
DarkonZero | And I don't want to be synonymus with the cartoon. | |
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*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
DarkonZero | Hello again. | |
BobIshmael | WB Loc! | |
Locdog07 | hey | |
Locdog07 | ta | |
BobIshmael | But, DZ, we'd probably be best off just driving there. | |
DarkonZero | I know. | |
BobIshmael | Yeah, so why don't we just do that? | |
Locdog07 | Hmm..anything I can do? | |
BobIshmael | Actually, yeah. | |
Locdog07 | k | |
DarkonZero | But.....why should I go to LA....when you can head to LV from there. | |
BobIshmael | I was hoping to meet everyone from #Deep13 who's going to the con someplace. | |
BobIshmael | Like at the Gateway Arches or something. | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm... | |
BobIshmael | Go for a group photo. | |
DarkonZero | Thatsa plan. | |
* Locdog07 shrugs | ||
BobIshmael | AHH! I'm freezing! | |
DarkonZero | Quit sitting on ice. | |
Locdog07 | idunno if I wanna be in a photo | |
BobIshmael | Aww, c'mon. | |
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
* Locdog07 shrugs | ||
BobIshmael | I'll be in it and I'm and ugly SOB. | |
DarkonZero | I'll always be in a picture. | |
BobIshmael | Maybe we can deface the Gateway Arches. | |
Locdog07 | I guess I'll go in a photo | |
DarkonZero | I'll always be in a picture....running from Trekkies. | |
BobIshmael | With something like "#Deep13 was here." | |
BobIshmael | Good, Loc. Because if you didn't, I'd follow you around with a camera taking pictures all the time. | |
Locdog07 | sigh | |
DarkonZero | As would I. | |
DarkonZero | A vid cam. | |
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DarkonZero | Ok... | |
BobIshmael | AH! | |
DarkonZero | What just happened? | |
BobIshmael | You got me. | |
DarkonZero | He's in his mood still. | |
BobIshmael | He ask me if De'll be in the photo. | |
*** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
DarkonZero | He's back. | |
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*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
BobIshmael | WB? | |
DarkonZero | Loc.... | |
BobIshmael | Loc? | |
Locdog07 | what | |
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DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
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*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
*** Locdog07 sets mode: +o BobIshmael | ||
DarkonZero | Once again....hello. | |
BobIshmael | Um, thankee. | |
Locdog07 | hi | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm... | |
*** BobIshmael changes topic to 'Come! Watch Bob and DZ obsess over a con that's 9 months away! Fun for the entire family!' | ||
* DarkonZero thinks about something....... | ||
DarkonZero | I think I'll get going here in a bit. | |
BobIshmael | That[s a fir- Sorry. | |
BobIshmael | That's a fir- Sorry. | |
DarkonZero | Are we obsessing? | |
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Ah.... | |
DarkonZero | The pet.wav | |
DarkonZero | I love it. | |
DarkonZero | Just like the meat....SPAM! | |
BobIshmael | Not right now, we're not. | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | Good. | |
* Sound request: can't find 'locmant.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
* DarkonZero is not taking anymore sounds now...... | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
[SOUND] | ||
[SOUND] | ||
BobIshmael | Okay, DZ, we'll just drive there. | |
DarkonZero | I'm ok with it. | |
BobIshmael | Whether it be in a VW or whatever. | |
DarkonZero | Yup... | |
DarkonZero | That's if we get a rental... | |
DarkonZero | er.....something. | |
* Locdog07 sighs | ||
BobIshmael | I can use my Grandmother's Camry, if the brakes are okay. | |
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Ugh....your Grandma's car. | |
DarkonZero | . to ? | |
BobIshmael | It's an '84 Camry. | |
BobIshmael | Pretty nice. | |
DarkonZero | AGH! | |
BobIshmael | Comfy. | |
DarkonZero | Old folk smell..... | |
BobIshmael | No CD player, though. | |
BobIshmael | No, she hasn't driven it in years. | |
BobIshmael | She's got Alzheimer's. Which you probably didn't want to know, but too bad. | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | I didn't mind. | |
BobIshmael | Oh well. | |
DarkonZero | I got a friend with Tourettes. | |
BobIshmael | It's you, isn't it? | |
DarkonZero | No... | |
DarkonZero | really. | |
BobIshmael | Oh. Sorry, then. | |
DarkonZero | That's ok... | |
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | He's a funn yguy. | |
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Well.....driving is the sure thing then....hey.....the planning is dying down. | |
BobIshmael | Aww. | |
BobIshmael | Quick, we need a train or something | |
DarkonZero | Truck! | |
DarkonZero | A truck! | |
* Sound request: can't find 'barbaric.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
Locdog07 | I have to go. | |
Locdog07 | Bye all. | |
DarkonZero | Bye Loc. | |
*** Locdog07 has left #Deep13 | ||
BobIshmael | Oh well. | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
BobIshmael | Should we take the conversation back here now? | |
DarkonZero | Sure.... | |
BobIshmael | PLAN! PLAN! PLAN! | |
DarkonZero | But....what if....? | |
BobIshmael | Is this about Loc? | |
DarkonZero | Oh...plan....yes the plan. | |
BobIshmael | <Locdog07> What else is left? | |
BobIshmael | <Locdog07> I'll be okay | |
BobIshmael | <Locdog07> Just keep this all a secret...don't blow it like I have... | |
BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> That's good to know. Take care. | |
BobIshmael | And I did keep everything else he said a secret. | |
DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
BobIshmael | Though you can imagine what he said. | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
BobIshmael | Anywho... The plan.. | |
DarkonZero | PAN! | |
BobIshmael | When and if I buy the VW, we'll take that. | |
BobIshmael | But, if for some reason we can't take it, we can take the Toyota Camry. | |
* DarkonZero thinks of buying a vehicle of some sort. | ||
DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
BobIshmael | Well, I can borrow cars. | |
BobIshmael | Most people trust me. | |
BobIshmael | Go figure. | |
DarkonZero | You saw me picture wise...... | |
DarkonZero | I'm a big guy. | |
DarkonZero | I don't like small cars. | |
DarkonZero | I can't drive small cars. | |
BobIshmael | THe seats move back, y'know. | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
DarkonZero | Though even if you move the seats back. | |
DarkonZero | I am cramped. | |
DarkonZero | Damn.... | |
BobIshmael | Oh, must be hell then. But, it's not too cramped. | |
BobIshmael | I mean, compared to newer Camrys. | |
DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
DarkonZero | Then I might not have a problem with it. | |
DarkonZero | It's whoever is behind me that will have a problem. | |
BobIshmael | Manos. | |
DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
BobIshmael | He's the youngest and, therefore, the smallest. It makes sense that he sits behind you. | |
DarkonZero | I can imagine me sayin' "Hey....don't make me pull over!". | |
BobIshmael | Though, I think I'm the next youngest. But since I'll be providing the car, I get shotgun. | |
BobIshmael | "I'll turn this car around, I swear it!" | |
DarkonZero | You're 16 or 17? | |
DarkonZero | 18 even.... | |
BobIshmael | Well, I'm younger than De but I'm not at liberty to say by how much. | |
DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
DarkonZero | Ok. | |
BobIshmael | Less than five years and more than one month younger than De, I am. | |
BobIshmael | De knows my age, I think. | |
DarkonZero | It doesn't matter to me. | |
BobIshmael | Cam does. | |
DarkonZero | I makes friends with anybody. | |
BobIshmael | Quiet, old man! | |
DarkonZero | That I like. | |
DarkonZero | I'm not that old ya know! | |
DarkonZero | And....what of it!?! | |
BobIshmael | Okay, I'll tell you my age, s'long as I get to call you "Old Man" and "Grandpa" the entire trip. Deal? | |
DarkonZero | Sure..... | |
BobIshmael | 16, old man. | |
DarkonZero | Grnadpa! | |
DarkonZero | Hey... | |
DarkonZero | No prob. | |
DarkonZero | You're older than Manny. | |
DarkonZero | Kick Manny. | |
BobIshmael | Yeah, but not by much. | |
BobIshmael | So I'm a viable target after we rip Manny to shreds. | |
BobIshmael | SOB! I'm freezing! | |
DarkonZero | You're sitting on ice still.... | |
DarkonZero | GET OFF IT! | |
BobIshmael | Well, it melted. I figured I'd be warmer now. | |
DarkonZero | True..... | |
BobIshmael | Hey! Ben Stiller's dad is on the Flip Wilson Show! | |
DarkonZero | Well....we'll have a lot of fun on this trip. | |
BobIshmael | We sure will, old man. | |
DarkonZero | I hope I didn't just jinx it. | |
DarkonZero | By saying that. | |
BobIshmael | Well, you jinxed it NOW. | |
DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
* DarkonZero kicks himself. | ||
DarkonZero | Well.....we got to get De to yell at us......so she won't be so dull. | |
* BobIshmael wonders if it's a good idea for Loc and De to be in the same city together. | ||
BobIshmael | Of course. | |
DarkonZero | Ok...she's not dull. | |
DarkonZero | Not that dull. | |
DarkonZero | But stilll.... | |
BobIshmael | Don't worry, old man. You're much duller than De. | |
DarkonZero | Heh....I am.... | |
DarkonZero | IT'S TRUE! | |
DarkonZero | WAH! | |
BobIshmael | Don't look at me to comfort you. | |
BobIshmael | You go hug the wall. | |
DarkonZero | We got to get Manny a prostitute. | |
DarkonZero | For the hell of it. | |
BobIshmael | Y'know, I'm only about a year older'n'em. | |
DarkonZero | Well.... | |
DarkonZero | Yeah...so? | |
* BobIshmael shrugs. | ||
BobIshmael | I thought that would be really profound.. | |
DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
BobIshmael | Turns out it wasn't. Oh well. | |
DarkonZero | Maybe next time. | |
DarkonZero | Grandpa! | |
DarkonZero | *WINK* *WINK* | |
DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
* BobIshmael looks up from the Flip Wilson show. | ||
DarkonZero | It's almost 5. | |
BobIshmael | So it is. | |
DarkonZero | Oh well... | |
DarkonZero | I lost most sleep... | |
BobIshmael | I have nothing to do until noon tomorrow/today, so I won't be leaving. | |
DarkonZero | But the trip is the main priority! | |
BobIshmael | Exactly! | |
DarkonZero | Shall we jus visit Cam to kick him? | |
BobIshmael | My job, high school, college... All meaningless! | |
DarkonZero | Heh. | |
BobIshmael | Cam said he'll be coming, just not with us. | |
DarkonZero | We still will kick him...right? | |
BobIshmael | Of course. | |
DarkonZero | Good. | |
BobIshmael | Very. | |
DarkonZero | It'll be good to piss off Trekkies. | |
BobIshmael | If we can find any. | |
DarkonZero | And the states we are visiting. | |
BobIshmael | Yeah! | |
* BobIshmael visits roadsideamerica again. | ||
DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
BobIshmael | In a few years, I plan to spend a winter in Slab City. Care to join me? | |
BobIshmael | I mean, while we're planning things. | |
DarkonZero | Years? | |
DarkonZero | Maybe.... | |
DarkonZero | Raise hell there. | |
BobIshmael | Well, I'm assuming. I'll be done with high school in a year or so... | |
BobIshmael | And I can just put off college for a semester. | |
BobIshmael | You know what Slab City is right? | |
DarkonZero | I'll be there.....that's if I don't have anything going. | |
BobIshmael | "is [comma] right." | |
DarkonZero | No..... | |
BobIshmael | No one does. | |
DarkonZero | Sorry... | |
BobIshmael | Basically, it's an Anarcho-commune. | |
DarkonZero | I'm not familiar with that landmark. | |
DarkonZero | Ah..... | |
BobIshmael | Let me find it. | |
DarkonZero | I am one who is between chaos and order. | |
BobIshmael | http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/CANILsalv.html | |
DarkonZero | I am neutral. | |
BobIshmael | Here, Salvation Mt. is near Slab City | |
* DarkonZero is scared of the mountain. | ||
BobIshmael | What the hell, Nevada is right next to CA! | |
DarkonZero | Yes... | |
BobIshmael | For some reason, I thought it was a couple states over. | |
DarkonZero | Nope.. | |
BobIshmael | They don't teach you that crap in school, anymore. | |
DarkonZero | That's why you can still go through Vegas to get me. | |
BobIshmael | Well, Vegas is the cesspool or America. | |
DarkonZero | I know. | |
BobIshmael | oF. | |
DarkonZero | I thought New York was.... | |
BobIshmael | No. Vegas. | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | I'll accept that. | |
DarkonZero | Well Bob....I hate to say....I gotta go......sleep is kicking in. | |
BobIshmael | Aww. | |
DarkonZero | We'll do more lanning when I get home later. | |
BobIshmael | S'long then. | |
DarkonZero | planning even. | |
DarkonZero | Later my friend. | |
BobIshmael | I'll be asleep around 1a. | |
BobIshmael | Or now. | |
BobIshmael | 1p. | |
DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
BobIshmael | G'morning, old morning. | |
DarkonZero | I get home around 6p | |
DarkonZero | later again.... | |
DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
*** Disconnected | ||
Session Close: Thu Oct 07 04:58:39 1999 |
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