| Session Start: Tue Oct 05 00:23:42 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<TheCambot> And you can sit on it... And it vibrates. <Raven-x> Wow. It sounded so evil, I buried my phone. ' | ||
| *** Set by Mars on Mon Oct 04 23:54:23 | ||
| DarkonZero | Me back! | |
|---|---|---|
| BobIshmael | Hola! | |
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| * DeRaptor peeks into Crow's room. | ||
| DeRaptor | Hmmm. | |
| DeRaptor | Playing with his dolls again, I see. | |
| DeRaptor | I guess he won't be joining us tonight. | |
| * DarkonZero wonders why he insists on acting like a 4 year old..... | ||
| BobIshmael | DZ, install this hearme.com deal! | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.... | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, why do any of us? | |
| BobIshmael | Yes'm? | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't start a account yet.... | |
| BobIshmael | Do it! | |
| DarkonZero | I don't ant to now either. | |
| DarkonZero | ant to want | |
| BobIshmael | Damn you! | |
| DarkonZero | Soory....GEEZ! | |
| BobIshmael | I'm so alone! | |
| DeRaptor | hmm... | |
| DeRaptor | I would, but it's night and I can't talk loud. | |
| * BobIshmael cries. | ||
| DarkonZero | Sorry Bob. | |
| DarkonZero | Truly. | |
| DarkonZero | I think. | |
| * DeRaptor glares at Bob's manipulation. | ||
| BobIshmael | It's nice, isn't it? | |
| BobIshmael | Been working on it for years. | |
| * DeRaptor slaps Bob around with her dead Gungan, which is getting rank. | ||
| Raven-x | ewwwwww at least clean the thing off | |
| BobIshmael | Though I prefer to call it "social engineering." | |
| DeRaptor | But...then it's no fun! | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, you and your PC terms. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob is a totalitarian. | |
| BobIshmael | So? | |
| * Raven-x starts poking the bloated gungan with a stick, till it pops and all of the guts splatter all over his face | ||
| DeRaptor | I bet you call Bonnie Hammer's new schedule "creative restructuring." | |
| DarkonZero | If you see Bob speak in doublespeak.... | |
| DarkonZero | WATCH OUT! | |
| BobIshmael | You mean "newspeak?" | |
| * DeRaptor laughs at Raven. | ||
| DarkonZero | So. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob... | |
| DeRaptor | You need a wet nap there, x? | |
| BobIshmael | BOB! | |
| DarkonZero | There is doublespeak too. | |
| Raven-x | hey what's Bonnie's voice mail, hehehehe I will not put anything bad on it | |
| BobIshmael | Is there? | |
| Raven-x | you can trust me | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if you can bomb peoples' voice mail. | ||
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| DeRaptor | heehee | |
| DarkonZero | You can tap it. | |
| * DarkonZero ponders on going to a local spy shop. | ||
| DeRaptor | Hmmm...does it ooze syrup? | |
| BobIshmael | Buy me something nice. | |
| DarkonZero | De.... | |
| BobIshmael | De, yeah. But you'd be better off trying to guess my PIN. | |
| DarkonZero | Good joke. | |
| Raven-x | damn it my sister is watching MTV right now | |
| DeRaptor | yes? | |
| DeRaptor | Bad joke. | |
| DarkonZero | Good joke. | |
| DeRaptor | need to be hurt for it... | |
| Raven-x | the show that is on is the BLame Game, and it is really made for retards who have less taste than JErry Springer | |
| BobIshmael | It's a four-digit number. If you guess it, don't change the message. | |
| * DarkonZero hits De with a soft, fluffy pillow. | ||
| * DeRaptor remembers all the Springer clips on Talk Soup and snickers. | ||
| DeRaptor | oof! | |
| BobIshmael | The hell? Why is this my mPlayer/hearme.com portrait? http://www.hearme.com/portraits/00000/00000.jpg | |
| * DeRaptor hits Darkon witha wet noodle. | ||
| Raven-x | youch a wet noodle | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | Kinky? | |
| * DeRaptor laughs and doesn't know what she's talking about. | ||
| Raven-x | what is next you gonna throw tortalini at him? | |
| DeRaptor | No, just completely confused. | |
| DeRaptor | I could. | |
| DeRaptor | Or a ravioli. | |
| DeRaptor | Or maybe....a pad thai rice noodle. | |
| DarkonZero | Macaroni throws well at me. | |
| Raven-x | I used to like Ravioli till I found out a wrestler advertised for it | |
| * BobIshmael plays a sound, jfthoi. | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Cam's gonna love that one. | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| DarkonZero | Cam thought he was talkin' to a girl. | |
| BobIshmael | Just like how he loved it when Manny got Katie's picture. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh yeah... | |
| DeRaptor | yup. | |
| DarkonZero | I remember that! | |
| BobIshmael | He pretended he was mad, but deep down inside he was glad we got it. | |
| * BobIshmael gives DZ a cookie. | ||
| DarkonZero | I didn't get it. | |
| BobIshmael | The cookie? | |
| DarkonZero | No...the picture. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh...thanks De.... | |
| BobIshmael | There. Whiny freak. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh. | |
| * BobIshmael shrugs. | ||
| DarkonZero | I did not whine. | |
| BobIshmael | I offered, anyway. | |
| DarkonZero | Did I? | |
| BobIshmael | Well, in my mind, you did. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| DarkonZero | I did. | |
| DarkonZero | In my mind. | |
| BobIshmael | Of course, in my mind, I'm king of the midgets. | |
| * DarkonZero ponders on typing complete sentences..... | ||
| BobIshmael | But that's another story. | |
| BobIshmael | It's overrated | |
| BobIshmael | DZ | |
| BobIshmael | Don't bother. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.. | |
| DarkonZero | I won't bother. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
| DeRaptor | In Bob's mind, everyone whines. | |
| * DarkonZero thinks he "sounds" like Shatner. | ||
| DeRaptor | Wow, that sounds like a song. | |
| BobIshmael | "http://www.hearme.com/portraits/00000/00000.jpg" | |
| BobIshmael | Eep. | |
| BobIshmael | "That or you could drive us to the con." | |
| BobIshmael | There. | |
| BobIshmael | I thought I already was. | |
| DeRaptor | Who is that guy? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm taking a plane, thank you.... | |
| BobIshmael | Me, apparently. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, ride with us. | |
| DarkonZero | No... | |
| BobIshmael | C'mon, I need gas money. | |
| DeRaptor | Well, are you still taking frankfurters? | |
| BobIshmael | Fine. | |
| DarkonZero | you'd leave me with Cam out in the middle of nowhere. | |
| * DeRaptor chuckles. | ||
| BobIshmael | No, only in Cam's case. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh. | |
| BobIshmael | Cam is having his Mommy drive him. | |
| DeRaptor | Howabout marasuchus droppings? | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| DarkonZero | DE!?!?! | |
| BobIshmael | How about them? | |
| DeRaptor | what?! | |
| DarkonZero | De and here droppings...SHEESH! | |
| DarkonZero | here to her | |
| DeRaptor | hmph. | |
| BobIshmael | hair droppings? | |
| DeRaptor | Parakeet wing clippings? | |
| BobIshmael | No. Money. | |
| BobIshmael | United States legal tender. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.... | |
| DarkonZero | Seriously... | |
| DarkonZero | You'd pick me up in Vegas? | |
| DarkonZero | To dive all of us to the con..... | |
| DarkonZero | dive to drive. | |
| BobIshmael | Hmm.. | |
| DarkonZero | Diving in th desert is quite weird. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm...very. | |
| BobIshmael | I'd have to figure out how far out of the way Vegas is. | |
| DeRaptor | Unless you're a sandworm. | |
| DarkonZero | True... | |
| DeRaptor | So what would we do, take turns paying for gas? | |
| BobIshmael | But, yes, if it's not too much trouble. | |
| DarkonZero | I'd pay for anything.... | |
| BobIshmael | No. Just follow road-trip ettiqitte. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| BobIshmael | Typo. | |
| DeRaptor | ha ha! | |
| DarkonZero | What I said didn't sound right. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'haha.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Offer to chip in for gas of food when needed. | |
| DeRaptor | Does it ever? | |
| DeRaptor | mmm...food. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, we'll need some food. | |
| DeRaptor | Can we go to a thai restaurant? | |
| DarkonZero | De will eat all our rations..... | |
| DeRaptor | I like thai food. | |
| DarkonZero | We all will die.... | |
| DeRaptor | specially noodles...with shrimp... | |
| DarkonZero | AHHHHHHH! | |
| * DeRaptor rotfl. | ||
| BobIshmael | Rule #2: When we run out of food, we eat the weakest person in the car. | |
| DarkonZero | Cam.... | |
| DarkonZero | ugh.... | |
| DeRaptor | I thought he was just the most obnoxious. | |
| BobIshmael | Too stringy. | |
| DeRaptor | yeh. | |
| * DarkonZero plans on taking the plane.... | ||
| DarkonZero | I don't want to be eaten. | |
| * DeRaptor makes a note to bring a knife or something. | ||
| BobIshmael | You can't eat me, I'm driving, | |
| BobIshmael | Period. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm. That's right, I don't have my freakin' license yet. | |
| BobIshmael | And I'm witty and charming. | |
| DeRaptor | Damn. | |
| DarkonZero | I don't have mine either.... | |
| BobIshmael | De, get it. I'll need someone else to drive when I'm high- | |
| DarkonZero | DOUBLE DAMN! | |
| BobIshmael | I mean, tired. | |
| DeRaptor | Well...I have...um...things...with stuff...er... | |
| DeRaptor | Is your van a stick? | |
| DeRaptor | I can't drive stick. | |
| DeRaptor | I could learn, I guess. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah. All buses are sticks. | |
| * DarkonZero will have his liscense by next year.... | ||
| BobIshmael | You have nine months. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll drive. | |
| DarkonZero | Off a cliff. | |
| BobIshmael | I didn't see that coming. | |
| DeRaptor | Prolly. | |
| DeRaptor | I guess learning stick is a kinda good idea... | |
| DeRaptor | What with...something. | |
| DeRaptor | daahhh | |
| DarkonZero | Huh? | |
| DeRaptor | Maybe my Crow replica will be able to drive stick. | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| * DarkonZero pictures Crow driving..... | ||
| DarkonZero | hehehee.... | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if he could even see over the dashboard. | ||
| BobIshmael | Seriously, though.. Bring some cash (I'm not demanding anyone pay, it's just polite). Also, bring music (preferably in 8-track format). | |
| DarkonZero | Him saying "Bite me, Sunday driver!". | |
| BobIshmael | HEEEY! | |
| BobIshmael | THAT'D MAKE A GREAT BUMPER STICKER! | |
| Raven-x | eeeeeeeeeeck I found this camera I must have | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm...I guess I gotta copy my TMBG CDs then. | |
| Raven-x | so now I need to decide, camera or notebook | |
| BobIshmael | Of course. | |
| DeRaptor | notebook. | |
| BobIshmael | Digital camera? | |
| Raven-x | no no Film Camera | |
| DeRaptor | And I can use the cases of the tapes for nanite heads...yeah... | |
| * DarkonZero plans on bringing weapons..... | ||
| BobIshmael | Paper notebook? | |
| DarkonZero | Get the Trekkies out of the way.... | |
| Raven-x | no computer notebook | |
| BobIshmael | DZ: And explosives. | |
| DarkonZero | Yup. | |
| BobIshmael | We won't want to leave any evidence behind. | |
| Raven-x | it has a flash synch faster than 1/125 of a second | |
| BobIshmael | De, IYO, would Loc be an alright guy on a roadtrip? | |
| Raven-x | and a shutter speed of 1/12,000 of a second | |
| DeRaptor | Um...if you can stand long periods of moping silence. | |
| DeRaptor | Of course, that probably goes for me too. | |
| DeRaptor | drat. | |
| BobIshmael | I can't. | |
| BobIshmael | Sorry, De. You're off the trip. | |
| DeRaptor | Hey! | |
| Raven-x | trip to where? | |
| BobIshmael | You all must speak 24/7 to silence the voices in my head. | |
| BobIshmael | TO HELL! | |
| Raven-x | ahhhhh noo | |
| * DeRaptor gets that BobIshmael voodoo doll ready. | ||
| Raven-x | BOC doesn't even like that | |
| BobIshmael | Raven, you didn't put much feeling into that. | |
| Raven-x | oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | |
| DarkonZero | You'll hear the world's most annoying sounds from me....towards others....on the highway. | |
| BobIshmael | De's back on the trip everyone! | |
| Raven-x | hehehehe | |
| BobIshmael | Raven: Mr. Bill? | |
| Raven-x | MR: Bill clinton? | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, someone bring CITS. | |
| BobIshmael | I've yet to hear it. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm...do you have a skylight? | |
| DeRaptor | Can I flip people off through it? | |
| BobIshmael | You can open a window, like everyone else! | |
| DeRaptor | Hmph. | |
| DeRaptor | I wanna climb out the skylight. | |
| DeRaptor | or sunroof or whatever it is. | |
| BobIshmael | Actually, I was thinking... Should we just rent a car instead. | |
| BobIshmael | "?" | |
| * DarkonZero plans on hanging out the window....and yelling profanities....... | ||
| BobIshmael | I mean, what if the van breaks down. | |
| DarkonZero | I do that well. | |
| BobIshmael | Those things always happen on long trips. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm taking a plane. | |
| DeRaptor | That would bite. | |
| BobIshmael | I can dance an Irish jig, if it helps. | |
| DeRaptor | Somebody bring a camera, we're gonna have to make a webpage journal of this trip. | |
| BobIshmael | Damnit, DZ! We're picking you up and that's that! | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| BobIshmael | Okay. | |
| DeRaptor | I can make scary animal noises. | |
| DarkonZero | The breakdown thing got to me. | |
| BobIshmael | Fine by us. | |
| Raven-x | maybe it is time I get a new camera | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'roar.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Then we'll rent a minivan or a convertible. | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe not a convertible. | |
| * DarkonZero will be giving everryone the finger on the plane...... | ||
| Raven-x | hehehehe | |
| DarkonZero | I flew the birdie! | |
| DarkonZero | WE! | |
| BobIshmael | No, DZ! You'll be going with us, whether you like it or not! | |
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| DarkonZero | GEEZ! | |
| BobIshmael | We're going to kidnap you in the middle of the night! | |
| DarkonZero | You must like me alot. | |
| Raven-x | seriously if I could go I would, and I would bring the camera | |
| DeRaptor | We're gonna kidnap Darkon! FUN FUN FUN!@ | |
| Raven-x | Kidnap me please | |
| DarkonZero | Raven... | |
| BobIshmael | Raven, are you still talking? | |
| DarkonZero | The van will get waterlogged. | |
| Raven-x | does it help that I might be worth some money | |
| DeRaptor | but there's no roads to Guam... | |
| Raven-x | darn | |
| DeRaptor | yeah. | |
| Raven-x | get a car/boat | |
| DeRaptor | oooh...an amphibious thing...cool. | |
| Raven-x | nah that would be pretty stupid to try it | |
| * DarkonZero plans on pissing every state we go though off. | ||
| DarkonZero | I have something against some states. | |
| DeRaptor | Are there lotsa sharks around Guam? | |
| BobIshmael | DZ's off the trip. | |
| DarkonZero | Why!?!?! | |
| DeRaptor | Do you even have to plan it, DZ? | |
| BobIshmael | That's why. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes.... | |
| BobIshmael | You can't PLAN on urinating. | |
| Raven-x | no not that, just that the waves are violent to ride through | |
| DarkonZero | I'll piss in the van. | |
| Raven-x | urinating comes natural | |
| Raven-x | hehehehe | |
| BobIshmael | Now you're really off the trip. | |
| DarkonZero | GEEZ! | |
| DeRaptor | ewww... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm taking a plane then. | |
| Raven-x | and you will piss on the plane? | |
| BobIshmael | NO! | |
| DarkonZero | I'll piss on the other passengers. | |
| BobIshmael | YOU'RE GOING WITH US! | |
| Raven-x | ewwwwwww | |
| Raven-x | you are really sick | |
| DarkonZero | I know.... | |
| Raven-x | I doubt you will be let into the con | |
| DeRaptor | piss in somebody's ginger ale and see if they notice. | |
| DarkonZero | De... | |
| DarkonZero | They will/ | |
| Raven-x | don't encourage him De | |
| BobIshmael | "Are you DarkonZero? Sorry, we have orders not to let you in." | |
| DarkonZero | Ginger Ale ain't tangy. | |
| DeRaptor | oh. | |
| DeRaptor | okay. | |
| DeRaptor | Try lemonade then. | |
| DarkonZero | Tea.... | |
| DarkonZero | It matches well. | |
| Raven-x | so where is this Mst3k con, and when is it? | |
| BobIshmael | St. Louie. | |
| DarkonZero | They will let me in.... | |
| DeRaptor | July 2000 | |
| DarkonZero | I'm paying. | |
| Raven-x | ahhhhhh man I really want to go there | |
| Raven-x | maybe I can tell my dad that the family should go on vacation in St. Louis | |
| * DarkonZero wants to piss off the Trekkies...and wants to see what they would do..... | ||
| DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
| Raven-x | piss on the trekkies | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll get Capt' Kirk on you. | |
| BobIshmael | Btw, do any of you have any annoying quirks I should know about? | |
| DarkonZero | Me... | |
| DarkonZero | Alot. | |
| Raven-x | you know what I hate is when they actually speak Klingon | |
| BobIshmael | I knew THAT. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Raven...the solution for that is to spit back/ | |
| Raven-x | hehehehe | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: -o BobIshmael | ||
| * DarkonZero pictures the pissed off Trekkies pulling out their phaser replicas to try and shoot them. | ||
| DeRaptor | Sometimes...I put my hands under my arms...and I smell them...or else I've seen that Superstar promo one too many times. | |
| BobIshmael | Forgot that I had ops. | |
| BobIshmael | AHHH! | |
| BobIshmael | NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN! | |
| * BobIshmael shudders. | ||
| BobIshmael | Stupid SNL. | |
| * DeRaptor ponders pissing off Warsies and getting bopped by plastic lightsabers. | ||
| DarkonZero | De relates..... | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| DarkonZero | you'll get all the Jar Jar fans. | |
| Raven-x | hehehe | |
| Raven-x | what do the jar jar fans do when you piss them off? | |
| DarkonZero | Speak... | |
| Raven-x | I sure hope they don't try flicking out their tongues | |
| DeRaptor | eep... | |
| * DeRaptor wonders what would happen if she talked like Jar Jar the whole way. | ||
| DarkonZero | We'd kill you. | |
| DarkonZero | And leave you with Cam. | |
| BobIshmael | Seriously. | |
| * BobIshmael glares at De. | ||
| DeRaptor | Oh, that's right, I never speak with the same accent for more than five minutes. That could be an annoying quirk. | |
| DeRaptor | whaaat? | |
| * BobIshmael continues to glare. | ||
| BobIshmael | "I'm goin' to kiiiill you!" | |
| DarkonZero | I self-diagnosed myself with having Tourettes....I'll cuss alot. | |
| DeRaptor | And I might make out with my Crow puppe-...did I say that? That's absurd. | |
| Raven-x | KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL what what oh that must have been a bad dream cause Bonnie Hammer was in it | |
| BobIshmael | That's natura- I mean.. | |
| BobIshmael | Nevermind. | |
| DeRaptor | Well, it is. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm gonna tell Bill you said that! | |
| DeRaptor | Um...Bonnie's right behind you, RAve. | |
| BobIshmael | And he's gonna be mad and stuff! | |
| * Raven-x looks behind him | ||
| Raven-x | AHHH | |
| DeRaptor | Bill? Corbett? | |
| * Raven-x eyes pop out of his skull | ||
| DarkonZero | Yes De. | |
| BobIshmael | No. Shatner. | |
| BobIshmael | Eep. | |
| * DeRaptor laughs as Rave falls for the ol' cardboard cutout gag. | ||
| DarkonZero | We will all tell Bill. | |
| * BobIshmael slinks into the corner. | ||
| DeRaptor | So...what would Bill be mad about? | |
| DarkonZero | A lot of "l's". | |
| Raven-x | what, dang it that isn't funny | |
| * DeRaptor plays dumb. | ||
| BobIshmael | Nuthin'. | |
| BobIshmael | Just leave me alone. | |
| DarkonZero | De...no need to play now. | |
| * BobIshmael cries. | ||
| Raven-x | what would happen if it really happened would you be laughing would you be laughing? | |
| DeRaptor | what? | |
| Raven-x | is Bonnie was really behind you | |
| DeRaptor | Um...yeah? | |
| * DarkonZero is lost in the conversation.... | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| Raven-x | crap I wasn't expecting that answer so let me answer for you NOOOOOOOOO | |
| DarkonZero | Moving on? | |
| BobIshmael | Sure, why not? | |
| Raven-x | hehe ok and now for something completely different | |
| DarkonZero | I got a sound of that. | |
| Raven-x | cool | |
| Raven-x | do you have the Lumber Jack song? | |
| * /sound: no such file 'different.wav' | ||
| DeRaptor | Hmmm. | |
| BobIshmael | De, is wherever you leave north of LA? | |
| DarkonZero | I don't have the Lumberjack song....:( | |
| Raven-x | dang, that was a classic | |
| BobIshmael | LIVE! | |
| DeRaptor | Somebody should bring three weeks supply of extra sharp cheddar cheese, at least 18 months old. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| BobIshmael | Yes, no? | |
| DeRaptor | I am WAAAAAY north of LA. | |
| DarkonZero | I know she's south of San Fran. | |
| BobIshmael | North? Yes? No? | |
| Raven-x | I'm way west of LA | |
| DeRaptor | Yeh. | |
| BobIshmael | Damnation. | |
| DeRaptor | <DeRaptor> I am WAAAAAY north of LA. | |
| DarkonZero | I know she's south of San Fran. | |
| BobIshmael | Can you take a Greyhound to LA or SD? | |
| DeRaptor | About two hours south of SF. | |
| DarkonZero | Yup... | |
| DeRaptor | I could try. | |
| DarkonZero | We got to pick Manny up from LA. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, how about you? | |
| Raven-x | ok Bob I feel like leaving another message on your voice mail | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, and Route 66 starts in LA. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm 8 hours out from LA> | |
| BobIshmael | By all means, Rav. | |
| DeRaptor | Y'know where Monterey is? I'm right there. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, I don't, but if you hum a few bars I could fake it. | |
| DeRaptor | Shut up. | |
| DarkonZero | All I got to do is give you a landmark in Vegas and I'll find ya there. | |
| * DeRaptor has a hankering for cheddar now. | ||
| BobIshmael | Yes'm. | |
| BobIshmael | Fine, DZ. But you'll have to bring all the drugs. | |
| BobIshmael | I mean- | |
| DarkonZero | I got plenty.... | |
| * BobIshmael whistles. | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh... | |
| * DarkonZero turns around. | ||
| DarkonZero | [Note: DZ is not a druggie....thank you] | |
| BobIshmael | Suuuuuure. | |
| BobIshmael | *wink* *wink* | |
| DarkonZero | All that I did is get drunk once. | |
| DarkonZero | That's all. | |
| DarkonZero | I knew druggies. | |
| DarkonZero | That's all. | |
| BobIshmael | Psst! Look at the dope fiend, De! | |
| BobIshmael | Once?! | |
| BobIshmael | I me- | |
| BobIshmael | Aww, to hell with it. | |
| DeRaptor | Wow, are his pupils dilated! | |
| DarkonZero | I got drops in my eyes.... | |
| DarkonZero | GEEZ! | |
| BobIshmael | Damn! He beat me to it! | |
| DeRaptor | suuuure. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | I'll let you have the firt hit off my bong. | |
| DarkonZero | firt to first | |
| * BobIshmael goes into deep thought. | ||
| BobIshmael | Greens, man! Whooo! | |
| BobIshmael | I mea- | |
| Raven-x | you got a bong? | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| BobIshmael | Raven is a pothead. Don't mind him. | |
| Raven-x | hehe ok | |
| Raven-x | I will not | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| DarkonZero | We went from the con to pot.... | |
| DarkonZero | What a conversation. | |
| BobIshmael | Neat, huh? | |
| Raven-x | pot con that is what it will be like if I go with Darkon | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not a pothead.... | |
| DarkonZero | Really. | |
| * BobIshmael eyes De. | ||
| BobIshmael | I think she's a narc. | |
| DarkonZero | De maybe. | |
| DarkonZero | NARC! | |
| DarkonZero | NARC! | |
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| Raven-x | enjoy the message Bob, cause everyone wanting to use the payphone was staring at me when I was screaming into it | |
| DeRaptor | whaat? | |
| * BobIshmael cracks up. | ||
| DeRaptor | And...um...this hypodermic needle? | |
| DeRaptor | I'm diabetic. I need insulin. Really. | |
| BobIshmael | Seriously. That made me laugh. | |
| Raven-x | yeah sure | |
| BobIshmael | Thank you, Rav. | |
| DeRaptor | Oooooh that's good insulin! | |
| Raven-x | hehehe | |
| DarkonZero | Bob... | |
| DarkonZero | Make a .wav of Raven's call. | |
| DarkonZero | NOW! | |
| DeRaptor | yeah. | |
| Raven-x | go ahead | |
| DeRaptor | ! | |
| BobIshmael | 'kay. | |
| * DeRaptor hides. | ||
| DarkonZero | De hiding again..... | |
| DarkonZero | GEEZ! | |
| BobIshmael | Is TS' real name Troy Cundiff? | |
| * DarkonZero kicks De out of her hiding spot. | ||
| Raven-x | Cundiff? | |
| DarkonZero | Get out here! | |
| DeRaptor | Hey! | |
| * Raven-x kicks De out of her hiding spot so he can use it | ||
| DeRaptor | Ow. | |
| DeRaptor | geez. | |
| Raven-x | hehehe I got it all to my self | |
| DeRaptor | Cundiff...sounds like a bastardization of Conniff... | |
| DarkonZero | Probably where his delusions began.... | |
| DeRaptor | yeesh. | |
| * BobIshmael listens to Rav's message! | ||
| DeRaptor | So where'd this Troy Cundiff stuff come from? | |
| BobIshmael | LOL! | |
| BobIshmael | Two times in one day! Congrats, Rav! | |
| DeRaptor | .WAV IT NOW! | |
| DarkonZero | NOW! | |
| Raven-x | hehehehe | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, I found that name when I was trying to find out who TS (' parents, that is) was. | |
| BobIshmael | Now I use it as an alias. | |
| BobIshmael | Troy P. Cundiff | |
| DeRaptor | heh...eep. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if "Bobby Plank" is his real name. | ||
| DarkonZero | The "P." stands for Pissat! | |
| Raven-x | hehehe | |
| DeRaptor | It doesnt' seem to be from some obscure scifi show like Jacob Resh and Darien Lambert... | |
| Raven-x | sor of reminds me of a pavement song where they go through the alphabet | |
| DarkonZero | LOL! | |
| Raven-x | P is for pissant and l is for liiiiiicker | |
| DarkonZero | RAVEN! | |
| DarkonZero | A CLASSIC YOU MADE! | |
| [Raven-x SOUND] | ||
| Raven-x | hehehe | |
| BobIshmael | HILARIOUS! | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | what the...? | |
| BobIshmael | Funny, no? | |
| DarkonZero | The "OK Bye" truly was a keeper! | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | That's the best part! | |
| DeRaptor | heheh. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I thinks that's when he realized he was being watched. | |
| Raven-x | it was | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe.... | |
| Raven-x | cause the guy at the store came out side to see what the problem was | |
| BobIshmael | What did you say though? | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | "What? What? Are you happy I'm speaking deer?" | |
| DarkonZero | louder. | |
| BobIshmael | Spanking here? | |
| DarkonZero | Not deer. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Now... | |
| DarkonZero | For De to call. | |
| DarkonZero | CALL! | |
| DarkonZero | NOW! | |
| BobIshmael | DO IT! | |
| DarkonZero | NOW! | |
| DeRaptor | No...I'll wake my stupid folks up! | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| Raven-x | call call call call call | |
| Raven-x | dang it | |
| DarkonZero | CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL! | |
| DeRaptor | I'll call tomorrow, I promise. | |
| BobIshmael | CALL! | |
| DarkonZero | Suuuuure. | |
| BobIshmael | CALL! | |
| BobIshmael | DO IT! | |
| DarkonZero | De... | |
| DarkonZero | Go outside. | |
| BobIshmael | Rav/DZ, call my VMB and convince De to call! | |
| DeRaptor | can't! | |
| Raven-x | heh ok | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| Raven-x | let me run back to the conveince store again | |
| DarkonZero | I'll BRB. | |
| BobIshmael | Rav will now "spank deer." | |
| DeRaptor | sheesh...never thought there'd be peer pressure in chatrooms...how dumb I was... | |
| BobIshmael | Indeed. | |
| BobIshmael | Actually, I'm not happy that Raven-x is spanking deer. | |
| BobIshmael | It disturbs me. | |
| DeRaptor | ... | |
| *** MSTAnon has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | I just called. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | ANON! | |
| DarkonZero | ANON! | |
| BobIshmael | Welcome to the party! | |
| MSTAnon | Ooh... | |
| BobIshmael | We got fun an' games! | |
| * MSTAnon slaves over trivia. | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob... | |
| BobIshmael | Hi. | |
| DarkonZero | There is a new message on your VMB. | |
| DeRaptor | 'lo Anon. | |
| MSTAnon | Hi, all. | |
| MSTAnon | Anything important? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.. | |
| BobIshmael | Anon, want some wavs of the Deep13 patrons? | |
| DarkonZero | Is calling Bob's VMB important? | |
| MSTAnon | Not right now. It's "quiet hours" here in the hall. | |
| BobIshmael | Yes. Very. | |
| MSTAnon | See, I'm sitting in the middle of the hall surrounded by closed doors with people trying to sleep. | |
| DarkonZero | I sound lame in the new message. | |
| DarkonZero | I get rather voilent too. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | voilent even. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| DarkonZero | violent/ | |
| MSTAnon | And there's no reason for you people to hear my voice. I'm told it's very deep. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, Anon, we're all calling my voicemail and leaving zany messages. | |
| BobIshmael | It's fun. | |
| DarkonZero | Too much fun. | |
| DeRaptor | Are you calling your voicemail, bob? | |
| BobIshmael | Unaturally fun. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, no. | |
| MSTAnon | And there's no reason for me to up my long-distance bill. | |
| BobIshmael | Toll-free, Anon. | |
| BobIshmael | 1-877-225-3195 | |
| DarkonZero | My message on Bob's VMB is direted towards De. | |
| MSTAnon | 1-800-BITE-ME | |
| DarkonZero | Not the lame one.... | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm being quite cruel tonight. | |
| DarkonZero | Or early morn..... | |
| MSTAnon | Oh, and uh... Which one am I? | |
| DarkonZero | Which what? | |
| MSTAnon | YEAH!!! http://www.cgiar.org/irri/ | |
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| BobIshmael | Yay? | |
| BobIshmael | 'tis it? | |
| DarkonZero | A new me sound. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, that. | |
| BobIshmael | I meant Anon's URL, but I'll go with that. | |
| DeRaptor | Is that extreme rice, Anon? | |
| DarkonZero | I get rather inaudible in the middle of the message. | |
| MSTAnon | EXTREME RICE!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Extreme Rice..... | |
| DeRaptor | sheesh. | |
| DarkonZero | Haven't heard that in a while. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders what's with Mike and rice anyway. | ||
| DeRaptor | Guess we'll never know...*sniffle*...:( | |
| DarkonZero | Mike likes his rice. | |
| DeRaptor | I guess. | |
| * BobIshmael suddenly has a Ren and Stimpy flashback. | ||
| DeRaptor | He packed a bunch in 1013. | |
| [Raven-x SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| Raven-x | hehehe | |
| DeRaptor | But then, I really like Pad Thai noodles. | |
| Raven-x | I'll make one | |
| Raven-x | but I will not be around to hear it cause I have to leave now | |
| BobIshmael | "'cause you're going to gaurd it for me. You won't touch it, will you? Good!" | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| * DeRaptor hisses at the sound. | ||
| DarkonZero | Well "boo" to you. | |
| DeRaptor | Fine...I'll go get the phone...geez. | |
| Raven-x | good bye everyone | |
| DarkonZero | Bye raven. | |
| *** Raven-x has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob.... | |
| DarkonZero | Thank me. | |
| DarkonZero | She's calling. | |
| BobIshmael | Thank you. | |
| * DarkonZero basks in the sun called Glory once again. | ||
| DeRaptor | Oh...I can't...I'M ONLINE! | |
| DeRaptor | I'll do it tomorrow, again. | |
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| * BobIshmael continues to playback a Ren and Stimpy episode in his head. | ||
| DarkonZero | De..... | |
| DarkonZero | You're making excuses. | |
| DeRaptor | I don't care. I only have one phoneline. | |
| * MSTAnon is evil. EVIL!!! | ||
| DarkonZero | Anon... | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | You didn't know. | |
| MSTAnon | Hehe. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob... | |
| MSTAnon | Poor dopes who have to use a phone line to connect... | |
| DarkonZero | Is that meant toards me? | |
| DarkonZero | towards even. | |
| * MSTAnon has a nice, fast 10base-T connection. =D | ||
| BobIshmael | No, De. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I thought so... | |
| MSTAnon | Ooh, this is gonna kill you guys... | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob.....was that Cam's whole message? | |
| BobIshmael | No. | |
| DarkonZero | What was the full message? | |
| MSTAnon | Okay, I'm almost done with this part... | |
| BobIshmael | We have 4+ minutes streched over two messages. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMNG! | |
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| BobIshmael | But that was the best part taken out of context. | |
| BobIshmael | Cam kept talking about his laundry. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
| DarkonZero | Ah... | |
| DarkonZero | So he was sitting on the dryer. | |
| BobIshmael | He even made the washer/dryer noises for me. | |
| MSTAnon | Somehow, I have no desire to pick up the telephone tonight. | |
| BobIshmael | He said he liked sitting on it. | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
| MSTAnon | 'Cause as soon as trivia is up, I'm hitting the sack. Hard. | |
| * BobIshmael shudders. | ||
| BobIshmael | Oh... He meant "bed," right. | |
| * DeRaptor ponders dirty double entendres... | ||
| DarkonZero | De... | |
| DarkonZero | ponder it.. | |
| DeRaptor | what? | |
| DarkonZero | Or do. | |
| DeRaptor | why? | |
| MSTAnon | Now De's all squishy! | |
| DarkonZero | Cause. | |
| DeRaptor | I'm always squishy. | |
| DarkonZero | Anon? | |
| MSTAnon | De's got the reds! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| DeRaptor | But anybody who tries squishing me gets a face full a sharpened keratin. | |
| DeRaptor | reds....? | |
| *** MSTAnon is now known as AlexPhipps | ||
| BobIshmael | COMMIES! | |
| DeRaptor | heheh. | |
| DeRaptor | Yep, I've got a bunch of commies in a cage. | |
| DarkonZero | I thought they were under your bed? | |
| * DarkonZero should run.... | ||
| BobIshmael | I would. | |
| DarkonZero | I can't move. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm like a deer in headlights. | |
| AlexPhipps | It's just over for me. | |
| BobIshmael | That's where thinking before typing comes in handy. | |
| DeRaptor | That'll happen when your feet are stapled to the floor. | |
| *** AlexPhipps is now known as MSTAnon | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey... | |
| *** Raven-x has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | But, of course, I never think type before I. | |
| * MSTAnon can type in Hiragana! | ||
| Raven-x | I came back | |
| Raven-x | whoohooooooo | |
| DeRaptor | 'lo again Raven. | |
| BobIshmael | Drat. | |
| DarkonZero | I had my foot stapled once and not by choice either. | |
| MSTAnon | Albeit slowly, but still! | |
| Raven-x | dang it the message was cut short | |
| Raven-x | did De leave a message? | |
| BobIshmael | They only allow 119 seconds. | |
| BobIshmael | Which is more than enough. | |
| MSTAnon | Two minutes. | |
| DarkonZero | Raven...she backed out. | |
| Raven-x | oh well, you can listen to my plea | |
| DeRaptor | I don't have two phone lines! | |
| Raven-x | on the voice mail | |
| BobIshmael | Anon, will you be going to the con? | |
| DarkonZero | De.... | |
| DarkonZero | You can disconnect. | |
| DeRaptor | what?! | |
| DeRaptor | I don't want to. | |
| MSTAnon | Um... | |
| DeRaptor | I'm downloading things. | |
| DarkonZero | It's not that hard to do. | |
| MSTAnon | Uh... | |
| MSTAnon | Maybe. | |
| DarkonZero | More excuses. | |
| DeRaptor | >:P | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind.. | |
| MSTAnon | If I have money leftover after going to E3, then yes. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | I'll call tomorrow! Geesh. | |
| * DarkonZero kicks De's rather feathery shins. | ||
| DeRaptor | ow! | |
| MSTAnon | That, and if I don't have a job/can get out of work. | |
| * DeRaptor kicks back. | ||
| BobIshmael | "Call it... now?" | |
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| DeRaptor | heheheh...you like getting kicked by a dromaeosaur, huh, do ya? | |
| BobIshmael | Lousy Anon. All of us (minus one Raven-x) are going. | |
| MSTAnon | Archaeopteryx! | |
| * DarkonZero sees a Volkswagen and gives De a slug. | ||
| Raven-x | at least I made the effore to leave three messages | |
| MSTAnon | Slug-bug! | |
| DeRaptor | Archaeopteryx lithographica, even? | |
| DeRaptor | ow! | |
| * DeRaptor elbows Darkon. | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| DarkonZero | MY KIDNEYS! | |
| * DeRaptor puts an Archaeopteryx on Anon's head. | ||
| MSTAnon | Ow! Quit it. | |
| * DarkonZero shoves De out the window. | ||
| DarkonZero | There.... | |
| DeRaptor | aaaaaaah...hey, we're 13 stories beneatht the earth! | |
| DarkonZero | I feel better. | |
| * DeRaptor climbs back in. | ||
| * BobIshmael really hops that De doesn't go on about Dinosauraialithorgrahispucesus the whole trip. | ||
| * MSTAnon watches De fall 5 stories from a 2nd story window. | ||
| BobIshmael | hopees. | |
| BobIshmael | AHH! | |
| BobIshmael | hopes. | |
| * DeRaptor puts a Rahonavis ostrommi on Anon's head. | ||
| DarkonZero | She might....now that you mentioned it. | |
| DeRaptor | MWAHAHAHAHAH! | |
| BobIshmael | Damn my keen foresight! | |
| MSTAnon | Ow! Quit it. | |
| DeRaptor | Rahonavis has big claws. | |
| DeRaptor | heheh...and stuff. | |
| * DarkonZero slugs De.....and kicks her....and slugs again. | ||
| DeRaptor | It's from Madagascar. | |
| DeRaptor | Hey! | |
| * DeRaptor gets another dead gungan and slaps Darkon with it. | ||
| DarkonZero | UGH! | |
| DeRaptor | heehee! | |
| DarkonZero | It should be pummeled. | |
| * DeRaptor longs for another Meleagris gallopavo day, and sighs. | ||
| Raven-x | Bob did you check out my last message? | |
| * DarkonZero kicks De....cause he likes to.... | ||
| Raven-x | the only proablem is that it is uncomplete | |
| BobIshmael | Not yet. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm rather used to it. | |
| BobIshmael | Is it worth it? | |
| Raven-x | incomplete | |
| Raven-x | geesh | |
| * DeRaptor tapes Darkon's eyes shut. | ||
| DarkonZero | I di that once....really. | |
| Raven-x | not too sure, I was trying to be an actor in it | |
| DarkonZero | di to did | |
| BobIshmael | Fine, hold on. | |
| * DeRaptor ponders singing Ana Ng into Bob's VMB. | ||
| * DarkonZero walks around blindly...reaching around.....and finds something feathery. | ||
| * Raven-x wonders singing De please call into bob's voice mail | ||
| * DeRaptor kicks DZ's ass. | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| DarkonZero | MY BUTT IS SLASHED! | |
| DarkonZero | Wait... | |
| DeRaptor | heehee! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm a computer construct. | |
| * DarkonZero uses his binary ability to fix himself. | ||
| * DeRaptor finds an mp3 of another version of "Satellite of Love" that seems to be by U2. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| * DeRaptor wonders what the original Lou Reed version sounds like. | ||
| * DarkonZero rips the tape off.... | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| * DarkonZero kicks De. | ||
| * DeRaptor brings her fist down ond Darkon's head. | ||
| DarkonZero | ow.... | |
| * BobIshmael ponders singing Ana Ng and sending it to De if she doesn't call my VMB. | ||
| DeRaptor | hmph. | |
| * DarkonZero falls to the floor. | ||
| DeRaptor | Fine, I'm getting off. | |
| DarkonZero | we.....won. | |
| DarkonZero | yay...ow. | |
| BobIshmael | Um.. You'll come back.. Right? | |
| DarkonZero | She won't. | |
| DarkonZero | I always second guess. | |
| BobIshmael | She hates us. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...she does. | |
| DarkonZero | Me especially. | |
| BobIshmael | I always... I don't know what I do, but I'm sure it's annoying, | |
| BobIshmael | Period. | |
| * BobIshmael forgets how Ana Ng starts out. | ||
| DarkonZero | I dunno. | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot too. | |
| DarkonZero | All I got running through my mind is Devo songs. | |
| DarkonZero | And I don't know why. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm a Mutato! | |
| * BobIshmael listens to the messages and stares at Raven. | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZTheMutat | ||
| DZTheMutat | DAMN! | |
| BobIshmael | First, don't call me "Bobby." | |
| *** DZTheMutat is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| BobIshmael | And second, it didn't cut you off. | |
| DarkonZero | You think De's pissed? | |
| Raven-x | I never called you Bobby | |
| DarkonZero | adopted? | |
| Raven-x | just screwing around | |
| Raven-x | hehehe | |
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Ping timeout for DeRaptor[pm2-43.mry.redshift.com]) | ||
| BobIshmael | I think De's a ghost. | |
| BobIshmael | WOW! | |
| BobIshmael | DID I CALL THAT OR WHAT?! | |
| DarkonZero | Raven... | |
| DarkonZero | You deserve an Oscar! | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | THERE! | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| BobIshmael | YOU CALLED ME "BOBBY!" | |
| DarkonZero | Raven.... | |
| DarkonZero | You're De's father. | |
| DarkonZero | . to ???? | |
| Raven-x | it doesn't matter that she is older than me | |
| Raven-x | it's the love | |
| BobIshmael | Wait... jasoN is my son.. | |
| Raven-x | yah no | |
| Raven-x | know | |
| BobIshmael | And... | |
| BobIshmael | Damn this #Deep13 family tree! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm the elder MStie here. | |
| DarkonZero | I think. | |
| * BobIshmael looks at Anon. | ||
| Raven-x | I thought Bob was the oldest | |
| BobIshmael | What? Why does everyone think that? | |
| Raven-x | hehehe I don't know your just easy to target | |
| DarkonZero | I kneew Bob was never the oldest. | |
| Raven-x | my dad's name is bob so it sounds old to me | |
| BobIshmael | What's the s'posed to mean? | |
| DarkonZero | after I saw his website. | |
| BobIshmael | Well... Bob is what you call a "handle." | |
| BobIshmael | ie, an alias or fake name | |
| BobIshmael | fake, meaning not real or fictional. | |
| DarkonZero | If you ever saw me...really.....you'd think I'm 18. | |
| DarkonZero | Though I'm 23. | |
| DarkonZero | 24 next year. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll buy you all the booze you want. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait... | |
| Raven-x | if you really saw me, you'd think I'm 7 years younger than my real age | |
| DarkonZero | I'm a responsible adult. | |
| * MSTAnon is 18. | ||
| * BobIshmael looks up and laughs. | ||
| MSTAnon | Yeah, shaddap. | |
| BobIshmael | Like hell you're responsible. | |
| Raven-x | hehehe | |
| BobIshmael | Not you, Anon. | |
| DarkonZero | Me... | |
| DarkonZero | I know... | |
| BobIshmael | And you will be buying us booze. | |
| Raven-x | 25 isn't a responsible age | |
| DarkonZero | I'm never responsible. | |
| BobIshmael | And you'll have to hold the keg whilst I drive. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| Raven-x | there is alot of 20 year olds who love to watch mtv soo that means something | |
| * BobIshmael shudders. | ||
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| Raven-x | hehehe | |
| * DarkonZero : 6,1 potty 6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| Raven-x | which kind of Potty? | |
| * BobIshmael decides to record himself singing Ana Ng or something. | ||
| Raven-x | still can't believe Darkon said I deserve an oscar, remind me to put in an applause sound effect next time I do soemthing like that | |
| Raven-x | then I'll give an acceptance speech | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | And don';t call me Bobby. | |
| BobIshmael | =; | |
| Raven-x | alright | |
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| BobIshmael | AHHH! | |
| Raven-x | no more Bobby talk from now on | |
| DarkonZero | De is pissed at us..... | |
| BobIshmael | Is she? | |
| DarkonZero | She's not coming back. | |
| Raven-x | noooooooooooooooo | |
| Raven-x | noooooooooooooooooooooooooo | |
| Raven-x | ooooooooooooooooooo | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| DarkonZero | Moving on.... | |
| BobIshmael | HEY! I THINK SHE LEFT A MESSAGE! | |
| DarkonZero | Raven.... | |
| Raven-x | cooll | |
| Raven-x | alright | |
| DarkonZero | You deserve an Oscar. | |
| BobIshmael | De's a-okay. | |
| Raven-x | ok phew | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....she may come back. | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe. | |
| BobIshmael | Maaan... | |
| BobIshmael | It's not that great of a message. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh oh.... | |
| BobIshmael | I'm really disappointed in De. | |
| * BobIshmael shakes his head. | ||
| DarkonZero | Well...liet her know that. | |
| DarkonZero | let even. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm not sure if I want to distribute it. | |
| Raven-x | hehehe | |
| Raven-x | distribute what? | |
| BobIshmael | I think it'll embarass her.. | |
| Raven-x | the message? | |
| DarkonZero | Send it..... | |
| BobIshmael | SO HERE YOU GO! | |
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| Raven-x | heheh ok | |
| Raven-x | wwhooooooooohooooooooooo | |
| DarkonZero | Bob truly has something on De now....I think. | |
| DarkonZero | A really bad VMB message. | |
| Raven-x | awwwwwwwwwwww sounds so special | |
| Raven-x | hehehe when VMB messages go bad | |
| DarkonZero | Nice touch on the name. | |
| BobIshmael | Thank you. | |
| DarkonZero | What the hell? | |
| [Raven-x SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | What was she doing? | |
| BobIshmael | Told ya'. | |
| Raven-x | what? | |
| BobIshmael | I think she's high. | |
| Raven-x | she said we suck? | |
| DarkonZero | I think she said "f*ck". | |
| [Raven-x SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| BobIshmael | No. | |
| DarkonZero | She said "you suck" | |
| Raven-x | my my the language | |
| BobIshmael | And then she hissed. | |
| Raven-x | and the hissing | |
| DarkonZero | Why did she mention that she was in bed? | |
| BobIshmael | She said she was going to bed. | |
| Raven-x | why is she so full of hatred? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| DarkonZero | She hates us... | |
| BobIshmael | De needs to learn to love. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, you anyway. | |
| Raven-x | hehehe she needs love | |
| DarkonZero | Us 3.... | |
| Raven-x | luuuuuuuuuuuuuve | |
| DarkonZero | luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuufe! | |
| Raven-x | all you need is love | |
| BobIshmael | Hey, college-boy! What's the opposite of "falsetto?" | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| Raven-x | otteslaf | |
| DarkonZero | Are we having fun? | |
| BobIshmael | I am. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll call again.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| * DarkonZero : 6,1 Callin' Bob. 6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| Raven-x | another message ehh | |
| Raven-x | oh well I forgive De | |
| Raven-x | maybe she will give us a better message another | |
| Raven-x | day | |
| BobIshmael | Who know how Pencil Rain goes? | |
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | I rambled as usual.... | |
| DarkonZero | Pencil Rain? | |
| DarkonZero | I left my pencil out in the rain again....la la la la..... | |
| MSTAnon | Oh, no! I was gonna eat that pencil! | |
| DarkonZero | Damn... | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry Anon.... | |
| Raven-x | did anyone in here see HOllywood Shuffle? | |
| DarkonZero | I did... | |
| Raven-x | well go see it, I saw it on Bravo it was funny | |
| DarkonZero | It was a ok movie. | |
| Raven-x | I thought it was funny | |
| Raven-x | "If you don't take pride in your work, rember there is always the post office" | |
| DarkonZero | Is Bob dead? | |
| DarkonZero | Again.... | |
| Raven-x | who knows | |
| Raven-x | hehehe | |
| * Raven-x pokes Bob with a stick | ||
| DarkonZero | BAD TOUCH! | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| BobIshmael | Do you mind? | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| Raven-x | my favorite scenes in the movie was when he imagines what it would be like if two "bruthas" reviewed movies | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, then by all means. | |
| Raven-x | ok ok I didn't think you were alive | |
| DarkonZero | Tell me.....why are we callin' Bob's VMB for? | |
| * BobIshmael shrugs. | ||
| Raven-x | I have no idea, just for the heck of it | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| BobIshmael | So I can blackmail you, I guess. | |
| DarkonZero | With what? | |
| DarkonZero | Poor acting? | |
| Raven-x | oh know I better stop it might be addicting like video poker | |
| * DarkonZero kicks Bob several times. | ||
| Raven-x | no need for violence | |
| DarkonZero | He's dead again.... | |
| BobIshmael | Hi. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| * Raven-x sends all the WWF wrestlers on the planet to attack Bob, umm nevermind Bob is responsive | ||
| * Raven-x rembers that wrestling is fake so what would the wrestlers accomplish? | ||
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, are you high or something? | |
| BobIshmael | Your funny fun cog? | |
| DarkonZero | Sorta.... | |
| Raven-x | COG? | |
| Raven-x | ehhhh | |
| Raven-x | what is that? | |
| DarkonZero | Raven.....have you gone to www.stickdeath.com? | |
| Raven-x | know I'm hearing my sister call me a loser, well I'm not the one with the hello kitty book sac and the clothes they wore in Horror of Party Beach | |
| Raven-x | yeah I went to www.stickdeath.com | |
| DarkonZero | Oh yeah.... | |
| DarkonZero | You liked the site. | |
| Raven-x | the hunter one is funny | |
| Raven-x | and the camping one is a classic | |
| Raven-x | have you seen camping? | |
| DarkonZero | Nope... | |
| DarkonZero | I missed that one. | |
| Raven-x | see that one, that was good | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I went on and on and on..... | |
| DarkonZero | HEHE! | |
| BobIshmael | It's funny fun according to your cog? | |
| DarkonZero | I said clock? | |
| Raven-x | hehehe | |
| BobIshmael | COG! | |
| DarkonZero | ? to . | |
| DarkonZero | CLOCK! | |
| Raven-x | it went on and on and on and on and onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn | |
| Raven-x | on and on is a raven song | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| Raven-x | dang it EVERYTHING IS BESIDES THE POINT | |
| Raven-x | but that is besides the point | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Shhh. | |
| * BobIshmael puts a finger up. | ||
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| Raven-x | no talking in the library of congress | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| BobIshmael | Damnright. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| * Raven-x laughs quitely | ||
| BobIshmael | Quitely. | |
| BobIshmael | Quitely! | |
| DarkonZero | You will eat it! | |
| DarkonZero | The message I mean. | |
| BobIshmael | Maan. I cannot sing at all. | |
| DarkonZero | I like me! | |
| Raven-x | sorry | |
| BobIshmael | Seriously, I can't carry a tune. | |
| Raven-x | oh oops | |
| DarkonZero | Don't carry it pack it. | |
| DarkonZero | I made no sence. | |
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| DarkonZero | I should be sleeping now... | |
| DarkonZero | I work later. | |
| BobIshmael | SHOULD be. | |
| Raven-x | does this sound familiar | |
| BobIshmael | I work on Wed, so I have no worries. | |
| [Raven-x SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Well, actually, I have school tomorrow. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh well, Mr. Unix class can wait. | |
| Raven-x | oh shoot I gues you don't have that sound file anymore | |
| [Raven-x SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| Raven-x | I can see why, it was tortureous | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'wise.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'degradeu.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| Raven-x | that's why I'm gonna buy SWHS to get some pay back on SW fans once and for all | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | MAD HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Cal fixed that sound for me.... | |
| BobIshmael | Hmm? | |
| DarkonZero | He added a "s" sound at the end. | |
| BobIshmael | Play it again, will ya'? | |
| DarkonZero | This ain't the fixed one. | |
| [Raven-x SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| Raven-x | hehehe elmo.wav is funny | |
| MSTAnon | Woo-hoo! | |
| DarkonZero | SHUT THE F*CK UP! | |
| * BobIshmael looks at De's number. | ||
| Raven-x | hehehe | |
| MSTAnon | Excuse me? | |
| * BobIshmael looks at DZ's number. | ||
| DarkonZero | Anon... | |
| * BobIshmael looks at Cam's number. | ||
| DarkonZero | That was part of a sound. | |
| [Raven-x SOUND] | ||
| [Raven-x SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> How very odd...... | |
| BobIshmael | Heeeey! | |
| DarkonZero | LOL | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'howwas.wav' | ||
| [Raven-x SOUND] | ||
| * /sound: no such file 'bobdoesconnery.wav' | ||
| Raven-x | hehehe | |
| Raven-x | I love this sound | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Which sound? | |
| Raven-x | the howwas sound | |
| Raven-x | it was made from the text to speech website | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> How very odd...... | |
| Raven-x | heh | |
| BobIshmael | Damn you@ | |
| BobIshmael | Damn you! | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry.... | |
| DarkonZero | It's funnt! | |
| Raven-x | thanks for not damning me | |
| * DarkonZero damns Raven-x..... | ||
| Raven-x | noooooooooooooooooooo | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN YOU RAVEN-X! | |
| Raven-x | why is it Darkon always pickin' on me? | |
| DarkonZero | Cause everyone picks on me. | |
| Raven-x | heh ok fair enough | |
| DarkonZero | Good.... | |
| DarkonZero | They keep saying I'm the "old MSTie"..... | |
| DarkonZero | "Oh look, there goes oldie!"... | |
| Raven-x | my sister says people lose brain cells head banging, mixed with drugs yes, no drugs, don't count on it | |
| DarkonZero | "Hey oldie, you stink like old!". | |
| DarkonZero | That's all I hear.... | |
| * DarkonZero is bitter now..... | ||
| Raven-x | heh too bad | |
| Raven-x | hehe I smell old dew in here | |
| DarkonZero | HEY! | |
| DarkonZero | YA BASTITCH! | |
| Raven-x | I'm like the youngest in here right now | |
| BobIshmael | Hey, old guy! Get a Mello-Yellow! | |
| BobIshmael | Err... for me, that is.. | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| BobIshmael | Not for you. | |
| DarkonZero | GET YOUR OWN YOUNG POOPIE! | |
| Raven-x | I must be the only one in my school that listens to the Beetles | |
| BobIshmael | Raven, we all know that there are no schools in Guam. | |
| Raven-x | oh yeah they are just hutts | |
| Raven-x | and I live in a cave | |
| Raven-x | with my dead ancestors buried there | |
| DarkonZero | Well guys....I got to get going..... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm old you know. | |
| Raven-x | bye old guy I mean DArkonZero | |
| DarkonZero | Kick Anon for me.....he's dead....again. | |
| Raven-x | ok | |
| DarkonZero | Later..... | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Tue Oct 05 02:53:48 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Tue Oct 05 20:01:13 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Domo Arigato Mr. Crowboto! Domo! Domo! (Shameless Plugs: 12http://www.deep13.org1, 9http://mstiegate.cjb.net1and 3http://mstapes.cjb.net)' | ||
| *** Set by DarKrow on Wed Oct 06 06:04:36 | ||
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| DarkonZero | Yet...silence. | |
| Sentroid91 | zzz | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| AidanK | heh, Hi DZ | |
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'cam1.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Now they speak. | |
| superspy | ! | |
| AidanK | heh, busy ordering stuff online.... | |
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| superspy | christ, that scared me | |
| * superspy was buried in photoshop | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Did any of you get sounds from Bob? | |
| superspy | I got them from sent -- close enough | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | The Cam one scares me. | |
| superspy | although I don't have lame.wav | |
| DarkonZero | I'll send it. | |
| superspy | thankee | |
| * Pump DCC up to 999999999 bytes | ||
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| superspy | who's voice is on lame.wav? | |
| superspy | speak of the devil... | |
| DarkonZero | We got De to call to tell us (Me, Bob, and Raven-x) that we suck. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'cam2.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| TheCambot | Bob. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | CAM! | |
| BobIshmael | DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | BOB! | |
| superspy | BOB! | |
| BobIshmael | SUBTLE! | |
| BobIshmael | HAIKU! | |
| BobIshmael | SENT! | |
| DarkonZero | FUTILE! | |
| BobIshmael | Aidan? | |
| * BobIshmael looks at Aidan. | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob... | |
| BobIshmael | The hell? | |
| DarkonZero | Play Cam's message. | |
| BobIshmael | Yes'm? | |
| * superspy thinks Bob missed a few memos | ||
| BobIshmael | Can't. On the aforementioned laptop. | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot what it's called. | |
| AidanK | uhm, yes? | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | siton.wav? | |
| DarkonZero | I said lame alot. | |
| BobIshmael | cam1.wav? | |
| BobIshmael | cam2.wav? | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | UGH! | |
| DarkonZero | That's the one. | |
| BobIshmael | <Lodovik> Hi. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Heya! | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Long time. | |
| BobIshmael | <Lodovik> Yeah. | |
| BobIshmael | <Lodovik> I read your post about the "history" on the message board, and I've come to an explanation. | |
| BobIshmael | <Lodovik> If you're willing to prove my theory. | |
| TheCambot | Someone give me cam1.wav and cam2.wav. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Sure, why not? | |
| BobIshmael | Huh. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'jericho.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| superspy | cam, if you're nice, I'll consider it | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| TheCambot | I said the stuff. | |
| TheCambot | What are the sounds of? | |
| DarkonZero | Raven was rather disturbed last night. | |
| TheCambot | Which of my words of wisdom? | |
| DarkonZero | <TheCambot> You can sit on it.....and it vibrates....... | |
| superspy | DZ: that's good ol' fashion nightmare fuel | |
| DarkonZero | Yup. | |
| DarkonZero | So far Bob has 3 sounds of my messages...meaning I made 3 messages. | |
| BobIshmael | De just called around 6(pst) and made a bunch of noises. | |
| BobIshmael | I think she was high. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DarkonZero | She was.... | |
| DarkonZero | Her and that needle....remember. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...ooops....that needle is for something completely different. | |
| BobIshmael | She's been hanging around with Cam. | |
| DarkonZero | Probably.... | |
| superspy | Cam's a bad influence | |
| superspy | assaults Dryers | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| superspy | can't imagine what he does to washing machines | |
| DarkonZero | Ewwwww.... | |
| DarkonZero | <TheCambot> I lufe you washing machine! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'jericho.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| TheCambot | Bob, remember when I was trying to remember what the washing machine was called? Do ya? Huh? That was pretty funny, huh? Huh? | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'hhh.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | <Lodovik> I'm just trying to figure something out, BI. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Damn, I could insult you, but I don't want to draw first blood. | |
| TheCambot | Heh. | |
| superspy | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.....Lodo is call you BI. | |
| DarkonZero | calling even.... | |
| BobIshmael | Go figure. | |
| AidanK | and you know what that is backwards...... (wait, it's IB...nevermind..) | |
| BobIshmael | Cam, did you freak out about that whole 'me sending everybody your message' thing? | |
| BobIshmael | AHHH! It's AIDAN! | |
| TheCambot | No. | |
| BobIshmael | Where the hell have you been? | |
| DarkonZero | Spy....you got funnyfuncog.wav? | |
| AidanK | heehee | |
| superspy | can't say that I do | |
| AidanK | very busy, plus computer troubles....long story | |
| TheCambot | I thought it was awesome. I used siton.wav as a Windows sound. | |
| BobIshmael | Damn. | |
| * Pump DCC up to 99999999 bytes | ||
| * /sound: no such file 'funn1.wav' | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Cam....you're scaring the children..... | |
| TheCambot | Good. That makes me feel like a pretty big man. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| AidanK | think of the CHILDREN!! | |
| AidanK | oh wait.... | |
| DarkonZero | But that's besides the point. | |
| Sentroid91 | everyone go check out http://mstiegate.cjb.net/tricktreat.html | |
| TheCambot | No. | |
| Sentroid91 | I'm not talking to you, Cam. | |
| TheCambot | Go to hell. | |
| superspy | quite a chunky file you've got there, sent | |
| Sentroid91 | Don't start with me. You weren't here last night when I told off Lodovik | |
| Sentroid91 | eh? | |
| Sentroid91 | what is? | |
| DarkonZero | It can't be! | |
| superspy | the halloween picture | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| Sentroid91 | that ain't mine | |
| superspy | whatev | |
| Sentroid91 | it's omega's | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOO! | |
| superspy | er | |
| superspy | figured as much | |
| DarkonZero | I KNEW IT! | |
| DarkonZero | Sent....you are cruel. | |
| Goku | Bob! | |
| BobIshmael | HAIKU! | |
| DarkonZero | KU! | |
| Sentroid91 | why thank you | |
| DarkonZero | No prob. | |
| TheCambot | Oh my god. That Blu_Star comment completes it. | |
| Goku | Back for a sec, then to homework again | |
| BobIshmael | Thank you. | |
| TheCambot | Um...so...Katie said I'm her best friend. | |
| TheCambot | I've never been anyone's best friend before. | |
| Goku | Katie said the same thing to me | |
| TheCambot | I knew it. | |
| TheCambot | That ignorant slut! | |
| TheCambot | Jane, you ignorant slit! | |
| TheCambot | slit? | |
| TheCambot | Yeah. | |
| * BobIshmael coughs. | ||
| * TheCambot sneezes. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| TheCambot | Gazundheit. | |
| Goku | If I were a vegetabke, I'd be a carrot | |
| TheCambot | Could someone tell me what makes Faulkner so great? | |
| superspy | look it up, cam | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'snl001.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | heheh | |
| Goku | Lodo's on SciFi too Sent | |
| BobIshmael | I wish I had sounds. | |
| TheCambot | I'm reading my first, and I'm not seeing the appeal. He's weird, but I've read weirder, and I didn't have to read Southern dialect. | |
| BobIshmael | Could everyone tell what sounds are being said. | |
| TheCambot | Do that always. | |
| Goku | [snl001.wav] | |
| Goku | [Sentroid91 SOUND] | |
| Sentroid91 | yup | |
| BobIshmael | Thankee. | |
| Sentroid91 | it's what Cam just said about a minute ago | |
| TheCambot | So what's so great about Faulkner? Huh? Huh? | |
| TheCambot | Jane, you ignorant slut? | |
| Sentroid91 | yup | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'snl001.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| TheCambot | Good one. | |
| BobIshmael | What's that? | |
| BobIshmael | Quick, tell me, tell me! | |
| TheCambot | It's from old SNL, Bob, Before your time. | |
| TheCambot | Point/Counterpoint on Weekend Update. | |
| superspy | cam, it's before your time, too | |
| BobIshmael | Shut up, no-car boy. | |
| DarkonZero | Not before my time..... | |
| TheCambot | Jane Curtin would give an opinion, and Dan Aykroyd would say "JANE, YOU IGNORANT SLUT!" and give a counterpoint. | |
| Sentroid91 | anyone who wants it just type !Sentroid99 snl001 or 002.wav | |
| DarkonZero | What is before my time??? | |
| BobIshmael | I know. | |
| * superspy mildly takes offense, but then realizes he has nowhere to go in this redneck, derelict college town anyway | ||
| *** TheCambot is now known as NoCarBoy | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as NoCarBoy2 | ||
| BobIshmael | It's before my time. You see, CC aired it at 5pm. Just missed it. | |
| NoCarBoy | Can we get a 3? | |
| BobIshmael | Damn my age! | |
| NoCarBoy | Can we get a what-what? | |
| NoCarBoy | Can we get a jiggy-who? | |
| *** DarkonZero is now known as HadCaGuy | ||
| NoCarBoy2 | Can I get a f**k you! | |
| *** HadCaGuy is now known as HadCarGuy | ||
| NoCarBoy | Uh...no. | |
| superspy | ... | |
| BobIshmael | Damn my IP! | |
| NoCarBoy2 | ooh. Yanks are still playing | |
| *** NoCarBoy is now known as Sentroid91 | ||
| *** HadCarGuy is now known as HadCarGuy | ||
| *** NoCarBoy2 is now known as TheCambot | ||
| HadCarGuy | DAH! | |
| Sentroid91 | Damn. | |
| *** HadCarGuy is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | There.... | |
| Sentroid91 | Damn, damn, damn. | |
| Sentroid91 | I like Back to the Future. ASS! | |
| TheCambot | Ooh, Katie... Katie | |
| Sentroid91 | I collect Pokemon. Wanna trade? ASS! | |
| * DarkonZero feels the urge to turn into a 70's sappy Japanese superhero..... | ||
| DarkonZero | I AM! | |
| TheCambot | Katie.... Katie.... Katie...... | |
| *** DarkonZero is now known as Ultra_Dork | ||
| Sentroid91 | Guys, I know the lyrics to "Lokar of the Hill People". ASS! | |
| TheCambot | I have a washing maching..... the kind that washes clothes. | |
| Sentroid91 | Lokar? Lothar. | |
| * superspy listens to Tubular Boobular | ||
| Sentroid91 | Bob, you have that quote? | |
| Sentroid91 | I want that sound, darnit! | |
| Sentroid91 | ASS! | |
| Ultra_Dork | ARSE! | |
| BobIshmael | Pardon? | |
| TheCambot | Sent? Do you want me to send you with Lodovik? | |
| Sentroid91 | My name is Sentroid91. ASS! | |
| * Ultra_Dork does one of many stupid stances...... | ||
| TheCambot | As Ironf's bitch? | |
| Ultra_Dork | YOU WILL NOT WIN! | |
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as Ironf | ||
| *** TheCambot is now known as Balthayzr | ||
| *** Ironf is now known as TheCambot | ||
| TheCambot | Putz. | |
| *** Ultra_Dork is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| *** Balthayzr is now known as Sentroid91 | ||
| Sentroid91 | Poot | |
| * superspy truly despises the Homegame "crew" | ||
| Sentroid91 | anyone want the Lodovik log from last night? | |
| DarkonZero | Hey Bob.....I did the "PEZ" thing to people at work.....and it still works the same......I pissed alot of today. | |
| Sentroid91 | Note: It's not for the weak at heart | |
| BobIshmael | Um... | |
| DarkonZero | Um???? | |
| BobIshmael | People, I assume you mean. | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| BobIshmael | Can we unban TS? | |
| TheCambot | A famous person wears the same size waterskis as me. She's got three cars, as many years I've lived in this city. Her hair is blonde, and mine is brown, they both start with a B, but when the phone inside her rib cage rings it's not for me. | |
| TheCambot | The PEZ thing is mine. | |
| Sentroid91 | can he unban me? | |
| DarkonZero | Cam.... | |
| TheCambot | DZ.... | |
| DarkonZero | I copyrightedd it under my name. | |
| TheCambot | Then I'll see you in Hell. | |
| DarkonZero | It's mine now. | |
| * superspy smells a brawl | ||
| TheCambot | See previous comment. | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| TheCambot | Oh, drat, I left the brawl in the oven! | |
| Sentroid91 | so nobody wants this log from last night's encounter with Lodovik?? | |
| * BobIshmael wishes there was a higher version browser on this computer. | ||
| AidanK | one word...or two maybe... no chance | |
| BobIshmael | Sure. | |
| TheCambot | No, Sent. Go away. | |
| AidanK | oh, yeah, I'll take it | |
| AidanK | fun reading | |
| * superspy smacks TheCambot | ||
| * DarkonZero plans on going out with a microcassette recorder and doing the PEZ thing to innocent bystanders.... | ||
| superspy | no good reason, just felt like it | |
| Sentroid91 | Like I said, though. It's not for the weak of heart | |
| TheCambot | * DarkonZero plans on going out with a microcassette recorder | |
| Sentroid91 | anyone else? | |
| TheCambot | * DarkonZero plans on going out with a microcassette recorder | |
| TheCambot | * DarkonZero plans on going out with a microcassette recorder | |
| BobIshmael | He's on now, if anyone wants to speak with 'em. | |
| TheCambot | And in case you missed it the first three times... | |
| TheCambot | * DarkonZero plans on going out with a microcassette recorder | |
| Sentroid91 | nah, that's ok | |
| superspy | on what, bob? AIM or IRC? | |
| TheCambot | DZ, are you going to take it to a movie? Easy soundtrack bootleg. | |
| DarkonZero | Cam.... | |
| DarkonZero | no... | |
| TheCambot | DZ... | |
| DarkonZero | You can go out with it first if you want. | |
| TheCambot | It's mine. | |
| *** Raven-x has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | It seems you're more interested in it. | |
| DarkonZero | RAVNE! | |
| superspy | hi raven | |
| TheCambot | I bought it a cassette tape. What did you ever do? | |
| DarkonZero | RAVNE? | |
| Raven-x | hello everyone | |
| AidanK | BB later..... | |
| BobIshmael | RAVEN! | |
| *** AidanK has quit IRC (oooo....pretty buttons *FOOM!*) | ||
| DarkonZero | RAVEN! | |
| Sentroid91 | Ravine | |
| TheCambot | I pulled that on Danny when I met him. "Danny...I introduced her to Magritte...what did you ever do?" Then I shot him. | |
| BobIshmael | <superspy> on what, bob? AIM or IRC? | |
| BobIshmael | Pardon? | |
| superspy | you said something to the effect of "lodovik's on" | |
| TheCambot | "I saved Latin. What did you ever do?" "I wrote a hit play! What did you ever do?" | |
| BobIshmael | This server. | |
| superspy | nevermind. I've since answered it | |
| Raven-x | if ling ever shows up I'll give him my profile | |
| BobIshmael | I said "TS" was on. | |
| TheCambot | For those of you intelligent enough to see Rushmore, those were recognizable. | |
| DarkonZero | Tough Sh*t? | |
| BobIshmael | I'm not calling him "Lodovik." It'd just encourage him. | |
| * superspy nods | ||
| * BobIshmael notices the topic. | ||
| DarkonZero | Call him..... | |
| DarkonZero | Tough Sh*t? | |
| Sentroid91 | O. R. they? | |
| BobIshmael | You're really lucky my IP is slighty off. | |
| DarkonZero | Excluding the ? | |
| Goku | Heh, I liked that movie | |
| TheCambot | Katie didn't. | |
| Sentroid91 | WHOO! Yankees beat Texas 8-0 | |
| TheCambot | Well, she KIND OF liked it. | |
| BobIshmael | WOW! I DON'T CARE! | |
| TheCambot | Sheesh. | |
| TheCambot | Bob...shut up. *bawls* | |
| Sentroid91 | WOW! I DON'T CARE IF YOU CARE OR NOT! | |
| BobIshmael | I meant about the Yankees. | |
| TheCambot | Uh...I know. | |
| BobIshmael | Though, I don't care about Katie, either. | |
| TheCambot | *wipes tears* | |
| Goku | I can't find my Bio book | |
| Goku | Uh-Oh | |
| TheCambot | NOOOO! | |
| Sentroid91 | I don't think anyone cares about her. | |
| BobIshmael | TS' gone. | |
| Sentroid91 | Yup, scared him away | |
| Sentroid91 | -> [Lodovik] PIE | |
| Sentroid91 | - | |
| Sentroid91 | -> [Lodovik] PIE | |
| Sentroid91 | - | |
| Sentroid91 | -> [Lodovik] DOLE | |
| Sentroid91 | - | |
| Sentroid91 | Listing channels | |
| Sentroid91 | End of /LIST | |
| Sentroid91 | - | |
| Sentroid91 | -> [Lodovik] FRANK | |
| Sentroid91 | - | |
| Sentroid91 | Lodovik No such nick/channel | |
| DarkonZero | Sent....what is with you and pie? | |
| TheCambot | He has sex with it. | |
| Sentroid91 | I do not. | |
| [Goku SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | gah! | |
| TheCambot | *cough* | |
| Sentroid91 | I didn't see that coming | |
| TheCambot | Me either. | |
| TheCambot | Just popped out. | |
| Sentroid91 | I need the pie that Lodd stole to move on up to the eastside... plain and simple. | |
| TheCambot | <DarkonZero> Sent....what is with you and pie? | |
| TheCambot | <TheCambot> He has sex with it. | |
| TheCambot | <Sentroid91> I do not. | |
| Sentroid91 | <Venkman> What? What just popped out... er in there? | |
| TheCambot | Oh my god. I was thinking of that when I said that. | |
| TheCambot | That's really sad. I'm on the same level as Sent. | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| Sentroid91 | Ain't it? | |
| * TheCambot vomits and showers, vomits and showers. | ||
| Sentroid91 | I mean except I don't have a washing machine that washes clothes... you know, like you do. | |
| [Goku SOUND] | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| Goku | After this I gtg | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| TheCambot | Someone give me cam1 and cam2.wav! | |
| superspy | no | |
| Goku | must find Bio book! | |
| Sentroid91 | hell no | |
| BobIshmael | Cam, I would but... | |
| BobIshmael | Y'know. | |
| TheCambot | Give them to me! I want to hear my gorgeous voice. | |
| DarkonZero | I don't have Cam1 or 2. | |
| Sentroid91 | You don't deserve to | |
| * superspy whistles innocently | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'cam2.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| TheCambot | Gimme! | |
| [Goku SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | no | |
| DarkonZero | Can someone send them to me..... | |
| superspy | I don't think "gorgeous" is really the proper adjective, cam | |
| Goku | Just 3 days til' new eps | |
| TheCambot | Well, spy, send them to me and maybe I'll change my mind. | |
| DarkonZero | SPACE GHOST! | |
| superspy | no | |
| TheCambot | Can I call again, Bob? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'kevin.wav' | ||
| [Goku SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Cam.... | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| Sentroid91 | heh. | |
| BobIshmael | Sure. | |
| DarkonZero | You scare us. | |
| BobIshmael | But I can't check 'til I'm offline. | |
| Sentroid91 | "And you can sit on it... and it vibrates...." | |
| TheCambot | Uh...gimme the number. | |
| Goku | Sent are you on SciFi. | |
| Goku | ? | |
| Sentroid91 | yup | |
| Sentroid91 | why? | |
| superspy | cam? | |
| TheCambot | Spy? | |
| BobIshmael | Or move my normal 'puter out here. | |
| superspy | didn't you give ME the number? | |
| DarkonZero | 1-877-225-3195 | |
| BobIshmael | 1-877-225-3195 | |
| Raven-x | shoot my church's website stinks, i have to give them pointers on making it better | |
| TheCambot | Yes, but I don't have it on my clipboard anymore. | |
| Goku | Can you make your name Goku?...I hafta go, and I know there is someone who will take it if I leave....If you are just sitting in no rooms | |
| Sentroid91 | uhm | |
| Sentroid91 | I guess so. | |
| Goku | Don't go in rooms hehe | |
| BobIshmael | Lousy chruches! They don't support credit fraud. | |
| Goku | people will nuke you for using th ename | |
| TheCambot | Going to call Bob. | |
| Sentroid91 | eh, that's ok | |
| DarkonZero | Ku... | |
| Goku | ok Nikcs open | |
| DarkonZero | I'll do it. | |
| superspy | http://www.landoverbaptist.org | |
| Raven-x | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | On second thought.... | |
| DarkonZero | I don't want to lose my nick. | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, what do you have against credit fraud? | |
| * Raven-x right now listing to Raven Live at the Inferno | ||
| BobIshmael | Gonna paste something... | |
| BobIshmael | Phosphorus doesn't sound like something I should be eating. So... DZ, since you're no longer employed as Actin' | |
| BobIshmael | Emperor, you'll need a new job. That job being, find out if phosphorus is good and whether I should be eating it | |
| BobIshmael | or not. | |
| BobIshmael | :EOF | |
| Goku | Bye all! | |
| *** Goku has quit IRC (buh bye) | ||
| BobIshmael | Well, DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| DarkonZero | I told you.... | |
| BobIshmael | Thank you. | |
| BobIshmael | You did not. You never replied. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| * superspy wonders if bob's newsgroup is carried on his newsserver | ||
| DarkonZero | I did too... | |
| DarkonZero | In another discussion. | |
| Raven-x | well I need to go | |
| Raven-x | goodbye | |
| BobIshmael | http://www2.remarq.com/threads.asp?g=alt%2Etom%2Dservo%2Etaught%2Eme%2Eto%2Enewgroup&nav=LAST | |
| Raven-x | everyone | |
| DarkonZero | Bye! | |
| *** Raven-x has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| BobIshmael | You can always go there. | |
| superspy | dang it | |
| superspy | I hate web-based news readers. they screw my s**t up | |
| DarkonZero | Cam..... | |
| DarkonZero | You are one of many words.... | |
| DarkonZero | But not in the messages' case. | |
| BobIshmael | They FREAK your s**t! | |
| BobIshmael | Not screw! | |
| * BobIshmael bathrooms: BRB. | ||
| superspy | Bob.... | |
| superspy | I'm running on about 2 hours of sleep | |
| superspy | a bit of leeway? | |
| *** DeadRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeadRaptor drops into #Deep13 | ||
| DeadRaptor | OW! The floor in here is hard. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DeadRaptor | ||
| DeadRaptor | wellll? | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| superspy | DE | |
| DarkonZero | Dad...I should say! | |
| DeadRaptor | Hey, where's your tacky halloween names, folks?! | |
| DarkonZero | Dad to dead. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| * DeadRaptor laughs. | ||
| DeadRaptor | Looks like I'm your Dad now, Darkon. | |
| TheCambot | Okay. | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOOO! | |
| TheCambot | I sent one. | |
| DeadRaptor | I'm Timmyling's dad, too, aren't I? | |
| TheCambot | It's not nearly as memorable. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| TheCambot | It's really awful. I almost didn't send it. I'm so ashamed. | |
| * superspy didn't send one yet | ||
| DeadRaptor | Cam, what are you rambling about? | |
| TheCambot | I did get to reference that animated Bill and Ted show though, and make fun of MSTManos. | |
| TheCambot | And my voice sounds even worse. | |
| TheCambot | Sounds like I have a cold. | |
| TheCambot | Maybe I do. | |
| DarkonZero | AG!h | |
| DarkonZero | This sound scares me with the explanation of what Cam said....AGH! | |
| * BobIshmael backs. | ||
| BobIshmael | DE! | |
| superspy | de: cam's talking about some hot, steamy, unadulterated.....LAUNDRY ACTION | |
| DarkonZero | Happy face? | |
| DarkonZero | And making breakfast? | |
| BobIshmael | Saaay! Someone send me a sound, I want to see how it sounds on this paperweigh. | |
| superspy | that too | |
| BobIshmael | +t | |
| TheCambot | Hey, that sound's up too? | |
| TheCambot | Did you put all of it up, Bob? | |
| * /sound: no such file 'de-sapointment.wav' | ||
| DeadRaptor | Bob, did you EVER get my voice mail? | |
| Sentroid91 | or mine? | |
| BobIshmael | I got one of you (I'm assuming) making noises. | |
| BobIshmael | Humming, I think. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DeadRaptor | oh. | |
| DeadRaptor | stop that. | |
| DarkonZero | De... | |
| superspy | DZ, can I have that? | |
| DeadRaptor | The music might have been too loud. | |
| DarkonZero | We suck, eh? | |
| DeadRaptor | well, I do. | |
| BobIshmael | Someone send me something, anything! | |
| DarkonZero | De... | |
| Sentroid91 | there, I sent you something | |
| BobIshmael | I was hoping for something smaller, but that'll do. | |
| DarkonZero | You better rephrase that... | |
| superspy | hehehe | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> We suck, eh? | |
| DarkonZero | <DeadRaptor> well, I do. | |
| TheCambot | <DarkonZero> Sent....what is with you and pie? | |
| TheCambot | <TheCambot> He has sex with it. | |
| TheCambot | <Sentroid91> I do not. | |
| TheCambot | Uh...oops. | |
| DeadRaptor | ewww... | |
| BobIshmael | "Oops," is right. | |
| TheCambot | I need to start writing down the last thing I ctrl+C'd. | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| TheCambot | SEND ME MY SOUNDS! | |
| DarkonZero | I said "clock". | |
| DarkonZero | NOT "COG"! | |
| BobIshmael | You said "cog." | |
| BobIshmael | It says so in the file. | |
| DarkonZero | I said "clock". | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | The file says cog! | |
| TheCambot | I have that one, De. | |
| TheCambot | I don't have cam1.wav and cam2.wav. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Damnation, how can I do an auto-get? | |
| BobIshmael | So annoying. | |
| DeadRaptor | I don't have cam1.wav either. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| TheCambot | Well, ask for it and then give it to me. | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'mentiongold.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Sent, that sound bites. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'elvislep.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| * Pump DCC up to 99999999 bytes | ||
| TheCambot | HA! | |
| TheCambot | SOUND BITES! | |
| TheCambot | HAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| * TheCambot dies laughing, and comes back to life as a flower. | ||
| * BobIshmael stares at Cam. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'frankstallone.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Why don't you go sit on something. | |
| DarkonZero | A dryer perhaps. | |
| TheCambot | DZ, you ruined it. | |
| * superspy picks the petals off of cam | ||
| TheCambot | It was a nice, subtle joke. | |
| Sentroid91 | Yes... a dryer..... that drys clothes | |
| TheCambot | You had to go and explain it. | |
| TheCambot | Dries, you fricker. | |
| * Sentroid91 bitchslaps Cam | ||
| DeadRaptor | Hmmm. | |
| TheCambot | Uh...yeah. | |
| DarkonZero | A big happy face that makes you breakfast....Cinnimon Toast Crunch? | |
| TheCambot | On to other things... | |
| Sentroid91 | What did I tell you about correcting me in public? | |
| * DeadRaptor hides. | ||
| TheCambot | That;s not what I said. | |
| Sentroid91 | Cam, go screw your washing machine | |
| Sentroid91 | that washes clothes. | |
| superspy | mind the bleach, cam | |
| TheCambot | "Eggs and toast...and...like...Cinnamon Toast Crunch or something." | |
| Sentroid91 | 1,9[s9-mS]9,1-Meet The Creeper-1,9 3.69MB | |
| [Sentroid91:#Deep13 S9-MS] - Meet The Creeper.mp3 - 3.69MB | ||
| TheCambot | Uh...as I was saying... | |
| TheCambot | LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS! | |
| TheCambot | LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS! | |
| TheCambot | LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS! | |
| TheCambot | LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS! | |
| TheCambot | LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS! | |
| Sentroid91 | gah! Flooding! | |
| TheCambot | LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS! | |
| TheCambot | Yeah. | |
| * superspy listens to What Would Brian Boitano Do? | ||
| [DeadRaptor SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | now you should definitly go f**k your washing machine, cam. | |
| TheCambot | Ahem. | |
| BobIshmael | SENT! | |
| TheCambot | Really. | |
| TheCambot | Sent gets dumber everyday. | |
| DarkonZero | Cam... | |
| Sentroid91 | no, Sent gets nastier everyday | |
| BobIshmael | We were fine with innuedo, then you had to go and ruin it. | |
| TheCambot | Soon he'll be wearing baggy pants and watching "The Real World." | |
| DarkonZero | You had to describe the sound of a dryer? | |
| TheCambot | It was funny. | |
| DeadRaptor | I gotta go...my sister's waiting for a call from her stupid friend. | |
| DarkonZero | Bye De. | |
| superspy | not the smart one? | |
| Sentroid91 | no, I was just implying that Cam f**ks his washing machine.... which washes clothing | |
| BobIshmael | Who's the one with the auto get !nick thing. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, right? | |
| * superspy thinks cam was drunk when he made that VM | ||
| * DarkonZero feels like he's watching "The Deerhunter" when listening to Cam's message. | ||
| Sentroid91 | good, nobody say anything now. It's better that way. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....I shut that off now....I don't use it anymore. | |
| superspy | oooh! | |
| * superspy downloads Mexican Radio | ||
| BobIshmael | Well, how do you use it? | |
| DarkonZero | You got to make a script for it. | |
| BobIshmael | I know, what's the script? | |
| DarkonZero | In order for it to work. | |
| DarkonZero | Hold on... | |
| BobIshmael | BRB | |
| *** DeadRaptor has quit IRC (Ping timeout for DeadRaptor[pm1-200.mry.redshift.com]) | ||
| *** tina16 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| superspy | hello tina | |
| TheCambot | Bob, go listen to your voice mail right now. | |
| Sentroid91 | a human | |
| Sentroid91 | hello, tina16 | |
| tina16 | hi | |
| DarkonZero | A GIRL! | |
| TheCambot | I called again. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| TheCambot | I sang. | |
| DarkonZero | Oopie. | |
| tina16 | :) | |
| tina16 | what are all you studs up to | |
| TheCambot | Uh...door's right there, Tina. | |
| DarkonZero | Are we studs? | |
| tina16 | what does that mean | |
| DarkonZero | I think I am. | |
| superspy | holding up load-bearing walls | |
| tina16 | just trying to make conversation jesus | |
| superspy | .... | |
| superspy | sorry | |
| DarkonZero | SPY!?! | |
| Sentroid91 | that's ok. Cam's having dreams again about the washing machine, tina. | |
| DarkonZero | LOL! | |
| superspy | yes, DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | Spy.... | |
| tina16 | :) | |
| DarkonZero | bad use of construction. | |
| TheCambot | You're making conversation with Jesus? | |
| superspy | sentence construction or house construction? | |
| DarkonZero | House... | |
| tina16 | who wrote all that japanese stuff on the subject of this room? | |
| superspy | because damned if I know what a "stud" in a house does | |
| TheCambot | But Mr. Jesus is very far away! Now you're the only one here who can tell me if it's true that yooooou love meeee, and I love meeeee! | |
| Sentroid91 | somebody did | |
| *** Retrieving #Deep13 info... | ||
| Sentroid91 | doesn't the topic say who wrote it? | |
| Sentroid91 | *** Topic is 'Domo Arigato Mr. Crowboto! Domo! Domo! (Shameless Plugs: http://www.deep13.org, http://mstiegate.cjb.netand http://mstapes.cjb.net)' | |
| Sentroid91 | *** Set by DarKrow on Tue Oct 05 21:05:55 | |
| tina16 | i dont know | |
| DarkonZero | DK did. | |
| tina16 | oh | |
| Sentroid91 | really. and you call yourself a starlink reg! | |
| tina16 | what me? | |
| Sentroid91 | yes, you | |
| tina16 | i never said that | |
| DarkonZero | I'm just a #Deep13 reg.... | |
| Sentroid91 | i'm sure you've been here longer than any of us have | |
| tina16 | no | |
| tina16 | i dont come on here that much anymore | |
| DarkonZero | Oooh.....fresh mea.....hey what's that over there? | |
| Sentroid91 | but you've been here | |
| superspy | back off, DZ | |
| superspy | this newbie's already been claimed | |
| superspy | :) | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...GEEZ. | |
| tina16 | so what do you guys talk aout in this room | |
| superspy | uh.... | |
| Sentroid91 | BTW: You're not by any chance from Canada, are you, tina? | |
| superspy | stuff | |
| Sentroid91 | MST3000 | |
| tina16 | about | |
| TheCambot | Sex with washing machines that wash clothes. | |
| superspy | world domination, etc. | |
| Sentroid91 | yes, and that too, Cam | |
| DarkonZero | That's just you Cam. | |
| TheCambot | Oh. | |
| * superspy smacks cam. hard. | ||
| TheCambot | Darn the luck. | |
| Sentroid91 | We talk about Mystery Science Theater 3000. We don't expect you to understand, but that's how it is. | |
| TheCambot | I'm leaving. | |
| TheCambot | Deal with it. | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Cam. | |
| DarkonZero | We will. | |
| Sentroid91 | Deal with it, pink boy. | |
| TheCambot | No! Don't try and keep me! | |
| DarkonZero | We won't. | |
| TheCambot | I need to go. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...go. | |
| superspy | no you don't | |
| Sentroid91 | Well then, gimme the pie. | |
| TheCambot | Now, now, DZ, don't cry. | |
| TheCambot | I'll be back tomorrow. | |
| Sentroid91 | unfortunately | |
| DarkonZero | Cam....we won't miss you. | |
| tina16 | well if no one wants to chat with me i guess ill leave k | |
| tina16 | bye | |
| *** tina16 has left #Deep13 | ||
| TheCambot | Just 8 or so short hours away. | |
| Sentroid91 | uhm, we're all chatting together... some people just don't seem to get that. | |
| DarkonZero | Cam did his job.... | |
| TheCambot | Let go of me, Bob, I need to go. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob is gone Cam. | |
| TheCambot | Put away those chains. I'll be back. I promise. I won't leave you like Tina. | |
| superspy | bob is afk, knob | |
| DarkonZero | Oh yeah... | |
| TheCambot | Alright, bye you crazy nubs! | |
| DarkonZero | Cam's a knob. | |
| TheCambot | I'll see you guys later! | |
| DarkonZero | Bye... | |
| TheCambot | Don't miss me too much! | |
| DarkonZero | Go... | |
| DarkonZero | NOW! | |
| TheCambot | *nudge, nudge* | |
| Sentroid91 | DZ: You didn't know that? | |
| TheCambot | Uh...yeah. | |
| *** TheCambot has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarkonZero | Know what...Sent? | |
| Sentroid91 | I thought everyone knew that Cam was a knob. | |
| DarkonZero | I started calling Cam a knob. | |
| BobIshmael | Hey! Cam's gone! | |
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| BobIshmael | PARTY! | |
| Sentroid91 | yup, hurrah | |
| DarkonZero | HUZZAH! | |
| Sentroid91 | Cam went back to screwing his washing machine. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | which washes clothing | |
| superspy | cam just can't seem to get enough of that spin cycle | |
| Sentroid91 | heh | |
| * DarkonZero wonders if he should go to Comdex this year...... | ||
| superspy | well, it's not like it's terribly hard for you to go, vegas-boy | |
| DarkonZero | I know... | |
| Sentroid91 | Comdex. I know i'm the village idiot, but is that the con? | |
| DarkonZero | It's right down the street from where I live. | |
| BobIshmael | Your town, your street? | |
| DarkonZero | Yup. | |
| BobIshmael | Give you piece of mind that can't be beat? | |
| BobIshmael | Sorry. | |
| BobIshmael | Someone play a sound, quick! | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....did you get the script I sent you? | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| * superspy continues to work on his web page....just gotta implant some images and I'll call it a night | ||
| BobIshmael | Damnation! | |
| Sentroid91 | implants? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh Bob....you also got to enable the auto-get in the DCC options. | |
| DarkonZero | Sent.... | |
| Sentroid91 | what? | |
| BobIshmael | Aaaahhh. | |
| DarkonZero | You don't know what Comdex is? | |
| Sentroid91 | no. i'm a retard, remember? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.. | |
| DarkonZero | It's the tech con... | |
| BobIshmael | Play a sound, pronto! | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | I can't. Winamp is going | |
| BobIshmael | Damnation. | |
| DarkonZero | Still not working.... | |
| DarkonZero | Mess with the DCC stuff and it should work. | |
| DarkonZero | And the sound section too. | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot that... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm old you know.... | |
| superspy | DZ you're old like I'm old.... | |
| Sentroid91 | *** Now talking in #MyOwnPrison | |
| Sentroid91 | *** Topic is 'Welcome to OZ' | |
| Sentroid91 | <Fire-Lizard> hi | |
| Sentroid91 | <William> hi | |
| Sentroid91 | <Fire-Lizard> hi | |
| Sentroid91 | <Jerry Seinfeld> hello | |
| Sentroid91 | <Black¤Tiger¤> hi | |
| Sentroid91 | <Jerry Seinfeld> So... this is OZ? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm older! | |
| superspy | by what, 2 years? 3? | |
| superspy | please | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...GEEZ! | |
| DarkonZero | But I'm already senile. | |
| Sentroid91 | <Fire-Lizard> yeah, can't you see the little ppl?!?! | |
| Sentroid91 | <Fire-Lizard> lol | |
| Sentroid91 | <Jerry Seinfeld> oh, I thought this was OZ the prison.. where i'm supposed to be now. | |
| Sentroid91 | Anyone who saw SNL last week should get it. | |
| superspy | oh...my memory's always sucked. I won't know the difference | |
| Sentroid91 | <Fire-Lizard> if you think you belong here, then chances are, you belong here | |
| Sentroid91 | <BªdGirl¤> why? under arrest for crappy jokes? | |
| Sentroid91 | <Jerry Seinfeld> Something like that | |
| Sentroid91 | <Jerry Seinfeld> I was put in prison for not helping some guy when he was getting robbed. | |
| Sentroid91 | <Jerry Seinfeld> Then the prison guard didn't like me, so they sent me to OZ. | |
| Sentroid91 | ahh, messing with scifi.com'ers | |
| Sentroid91 | <BªdGirl¤> um,oh | |
| DarkonZero | Badgirl? | |
| Sentroid91 | heh | |
| superspy | I did that a few nights ago | |
| * BobIshmael backs. | ||
| DarkonZero | I wonder if that's the one I talk to on ICQ...... | |
| BobIshmael | WHOA! | |
| superspy | The Homegamers weren't that receptive to the PEZ routine | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
| BobIshmael | Everyone's messages just showed up in my VMB! | |
| BobIshmael | 9+ | |
| DarkonZero | Spy....did you try again? | |
| superspy | no | |
| superspy | they banned me | |
| Sentroid91 | The HomeGamers aren't that receptive to anything that normal people can easily understand. | |
| superspy | Bob: I'll leave a message later | |
| DarkonZero | They didn't like my "Lookin' for Akmed" joke. | |
| superspy | that was fun | |
| superspy | do you have the log for that? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
| Sentroid91 | I really didn't like what I heard about them ganging up on Locdog at the MSTieNews chat | |
| DarkonZero | I'll send it to ya. | |
| BobIshmael | Pardon? | |
| BobIshmael | I thought everyone in MSTieNews loved Loc. | |
| superspy | not that night... | |
| Sentroid91 | No, no | |
| DarkonZero | Not the Homelamers. | |
| BobIshmael | Ah. | |
| superspy | it was pretty ugly, bob | |
| BobIshmael | I can imagine. | |
| Sentroid91 | I heard one night Ironf and his cronies came, and Loc was talking about not having a MSTie membership | |
| Sentroid91 | and they started badmouthing the British | |
| Sentroid91 | Something about Hitler should've killed you guys too. | |
| superspy | yeesh | |
| DarkonZero | So...Ironf does say "ZEIG HEIL!" | |
| Sentroid91 | If I had been there, I would've said "Oh yeah, and Lincoln should've taken out all the Southerners during the Civil War. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Someone play another sound. | |
| superspy | where's ironf from, anyway? | |
| Sentroid91 | being that f's from Kentucky | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | Ironf= Billy Cardwell from Kentucky | |
| BobIshmael | DAMN! | |
| Sentroid91 | See, it's sorta easy to find when you put your name all over your website | |
| DarkonZero | Who else wants my log of the "Lookin' for Akmed" thing I did at HomeLame? | |
| Sentroid91 | I do, I do | |
| DarkonZero | It's not good.... | |
| DarkonZero | But...ok. | |
| Sentroid91 | wanna trade for the Lodovik file? | |
| BobIshmael | Grumble. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, WHERE should that bit of script go? | |
| BobIshmael | Wait.. | |
| DarkonZero | In the remote script thing | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe if I quit and restart mIRC. | |
| DarkonZero | Sent... | |
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| Sentroid91 | yeah? | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | I was just askin' for the log you aid. | |
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | Okay, now try. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Now try. | |
| BobIshmael | Por favor. | |
| Sentroid91 | heh. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Nope.... | |
| BobIshmael | Grumble. | |
| Sentroid91 | <THX-1138> Did Akmed steal gold from Saddam Hussein? | |
| DarkonZero | Firewall.... | |
| Sentroid91 | heheh | |
| DarkonZero | Ironf got pissed when I "yelled". | |
| *** Disconnected | ||
| *** Attempting to rejoin... | ||
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is on IRC | ||
| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
| *** Rejoined channel #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Domo Arigato Mr. Crowboto! Domo! Domo! (Shameless Plugs: 12http://www.deep13.org1, 9http://mstiegate.cjb.net1and 3http://mstapes.cjb.net)' | ||
| *** Set by DarKrow on Tue Oct 05 18:05:55 | ||
| BobIshmael | Um.. | |
| BobIshmael | Hi? | |
| Darkon0 | DAMMIT! | |
| BobIshmael | <DarkonZero> Firewall.... | |
| BobIshmael | <Sentroid91> heheh | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> No firewall here, mi amigo. | |
| BobIshmael | *** Darkon0 has joined #Deep13 | |
| Darkon0 | Peer reset | |
| BobIshmael | Ah. | |
| Darkon0 | DIE ME! | |
| BobIshmael | In that case, DZ! | |
| Darkon0 | DIE! | |
| Darkon0 | Sorry Bob....I don't know...... | |
| superspy | <Gozar>Are you a God? | |
| superspy | lemme try. you need a random sound file, right bob? | |
| Sentroid91 | <Ray> no. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, just play one. | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Die. | |
| BobIshmael | Mumble. | |
| BobIshmael | Profanity. | |
| superspy | ? | |
| * superspy notes to save that sound file for any one of cam's jokes | ||
| Darkon0 | Bob....under sounds....is everything checked off? | |
| Darkon0 | Spy... | |
| Darkon0 | You liked my message that much? | |
| Darkon0 | To use against Cam.... | |
| superspy | yep | |
| Darkon0 | COOL! | |
| BobIshmael | Everthing but "Ignore if already playing." | |
| superspy | hey, it fits | |
| Darkon0 | Hmmmm.... | |
| BobIshmael | Sorry, spy. | |
| BobIshmael | ARRRGH! | |
| BobIshmael | STUPID LAPTOP KEYBOARD! | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero has quit IRC (Durham-R.NC.US.StarLink.Org Rockville.MD.US.StarLink.Org) | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** Darkon0 is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| * superspy is looking for a new pair of sneakers on feet.com....and continues to put off working on his website | ||
| BobIshmael | Damnation! | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....in DCC is auto-get mark on both? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | I got a request from you.... | |
| BobIshmael | Under "On Sound Request" auto-get file and minimize is checked. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, I typed that out. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| superspy | hmm | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
| superspy | I don't even HAVE an option for auto-get | |
| superspy | what version of mirc are you guys using? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm using...uh.... | |
| DarkonZero | Wait, | |
| DarkonZero | 5.51 | |
| superspy | I'm using 5.6 | |
| superspy | odd | |
| DarkonZero | I should upgrade to 5.6 | |
| DarkonZero | Spy...it's under DCC. | |
| DarkonZero | The DCC options. | |
| BobIshmael | spy, just the newer sounds. | |
| BobIshmael | The messages. | |
| BobIshmael | Actually, screw it. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry again Bob..... | |
| BobIshmael | I'm going to disconnect and check my messages. | |
| BobIshmael | S'okay, mi amiga. | |
| Sentroid91 | *** Now talking in #omega | |
| Sentroid91 | *** Topic is ' _\|/_ Welcome to #omegah after 9:PLEASE SPEAKE ENGLUSHE) comments to Omega.Soft@messages.to homepague http://messages.poo/Omega.Soft _\|/_ ' | |
| Sentroid91 | *** Set by Lodovik on Tue Oct 05 19:28:13 | |
| DarkonZero | AMIGA!?!?! | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| DarkonZero | Amigo.... | |
| * BobIshmael snickers. | ||
| BobIshmael | I'm glad someone caught that. | |
| superspy | I did | |
| BobIshmael | Did not, spy. | |
| superspy | did too | |
| DarkonZero | I had a amiga 500 | |
| BobIshmael | Nah-uh. | |
| superspy | uh huh | |
| DarkonZero | Damned crap computer. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, TS didn't catch it. | |
| BobIshmael | Of course, he's a moron. | |
| BobIshmael | Anyhow, I'll be right back. | |
| BobIshmael | No one leave. | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Bob. | |
| DarkonZero | I won't leave. | |
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has quit IRC (AHHHHHHHHH!) | ||
| superspy | I have an idea for his VM box.... | |
| superspy | just need to gather my tired thoughts together enough to send it | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
| superspy | random anecdotes | |
| superspy | it could work | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| * DarkonZero : 6,1 potty 6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| * Sentroid91 1,114 I a15m AW14AY2 [12 •9 | ||
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| superspy | as am I | |
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| superspy | bob, however.... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm... | |
| superspy | yeesh | |
| superspy | according to winamp I have a total of 13 hours, 15 minutes (approx) of 80s mp3s | |
| * DarkonZero just realized why his foot hurt all day......he had a hole in his sock. | ||
| superspy | that would do it....I think | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| DarkonZero | Let me check how many MP3's I have.... | |
| DarkonZero | 6:56:28+ hours.....516 MP3's. | |
| superspy | but how many of those are dedicated to one genre? ;) | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
| superspy | geez. I'm like Servo and his underwear collection | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | I jumbled all of mine together. | |
| superspy | that's how mine basically was until I got bored one day | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| * DarkonZero tries to think of a icon for his opening page of his website.... | ||
| superspy | pacman? | |
| DarkonZero | Naw... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm think of the number 0. | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | BOB! | |
| BobIshmael | Okaaaay. | |
| BobIshmael | Now that I'm on my normal 'puter, I'll check. | |
| DarkonZero | Try now? | |
| BobIshmael | Is everyone confused yet? | |
| DarkonZero | Want me send sound? | |
| BobIshmael | No need/ | |
| BobIshmael | No need. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| BobIshmael | But gracias. | |
| DarkonZero | No prob. | |
| BobIshmael | So, confused? | |
| DarkonZero | Naw.... | |
| superspy | not really | |
| superspy | should I be? | |
| BobIshmael | As to why I'm using my aunt's laptop when I have my normal computer right by me. | |
| superspy | 'cuz you just hooked it up? | |
| BobIshmael | No, it was hooked up. | |
| superspy | hmmm. then yeah, I'm confused | |
| DarkonZero | Cause you wanted too. | |
| BobIshmael | You see. O | |
| DarkonZero | too to to | |
| BobIshmael | You see, I'm at my grandmother's house dogsitting for my sister. | |
| * superspy nods | ||
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| BobIshmael | Since I'm going to be here for awhile (that's another story), I brought my computer with me. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| BobIshmael | BUT I forgot a speaker cable. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-huh.... | |
| BobIshmael | So I have to use my aunt's laptop if I want sound. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| superspy | I see | |
| BobIshmael | I also had to move this computer down the hall the a phone jack. | |
| BobIshmael | the to to | |
| superspy | and at what point did you get a new monitor? | |
| BobIshmael | Friday. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| DarkonZero | good. | |
| BobIshmael | Bought it for $5. | |
| superspy | how so? | |
| DarkonZero | Auction? | |
| BobIshmael | A liquidation sale. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| BobIshmael | At my school. | |
| superspy | what kind of monitor? | |
| BobIshmael | SVGA. | |
| DarkonZero | Good.... | |
| superspy | ....ok :) | |
| BobIshmael | "ASTVision 4N" | |
| DarkonZero | A monchrome ain't good. | |
| BobIshmael | Not atall. | |
| DarkonZero | monochrome even. | |
| * BobIshmael srugs/ | ||
| *** DeadRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeadRaptor drops into #Deep13 | ||
| DeadRaptor | OW! The floor in here is hard. | |
| * BobIshmael shrugs. | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DeadRaptor | ||
| BobIshmael | DE! | |
| DeadRaptor | 'lo 'gain. | |
| superspy | de! | |
| * DarkonZero wonders whatever happened to AST.... | ||
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| DeadRaptor | I guess the halloween nicks are off... | |
| DarkonZero | Dead We should say.... | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** DeadRaptor is now known as DeRaptor | ||
| BobIshmael | Grumble... Now my VMB isn'y working! | |
| DeRaptor | AST? Animated Science Theater? | |
| BobIshmael | De, your message is there. | |
| BobIshmael | I suddenly got 9+ messages. | |
| BobIshmael | But I can't check them. | |
| DarkonZero | De...AST...a computer maker. | |
| * superspy ponders leaving bob a message | ||
| DarkonZero | I made 3 calls..... | |
| DarkonZero | That's it for me. | |
| BobIshmael | Including lame.wav? | |
| DarkonZero | Okay.... | |
| DeRaptor | oh. | |
| * Sentroid91 1,114 I a15m AW14AY2 [12 •9 | ||
| BobIshmael | And funny fun cog? | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe not. | |
| * DeRaptor ponders getting a VMB. | ||
| DarkonZero | I got one.... | |
| BobIshmael | De, ureach isn't reliable. | |
| DarkonZero | But you have to call lond distance. | |
| BobIshmael | But it's free. | |
| BobIshmael | Just like Juno. | |
| DarkonZero | lond to long | |
| * superspy got an efax number | ||
| * BobIshmael had three VMBs. | ||
| BobIshmael | And an efax number. | |
| BobIshmael | HAS! | |
| superspy | the area code I have is somewhere in western massachussetts | |
| BobIshmael | Not had! | |
| * BobIshmael hands out all his VMBs. | ||
| DarkonZero | Thanks Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Damn! | |
| superspy | why 3? | |
| BobIshmael | I can't find 'em. | |
| BobIshmael | Why not? | |
| superspy | fair enough | |
| DarkonZero | I got 16 e-mail addys. | |
| BobIshmael | Here they are! | |
| *** Raven-x is on IRC | ||
| *** Raven-x has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | (760)708-6400 x. 1006 | |
| * Sentroid91 1,114 I a15m BA14CK2 [12 •9 | ||
| Raven-x | hello everyone | |
| DeRaptor | 'lo Raven. | |
| DarkonZero | RAVEN! | |
| * Sentroid91 starts to fall asleep | ||
| * DeRaptor works on a comic strip opening and first host seg for her Gosh!zilla MiSting. | ||
| BobIshmael | And 1-888-Telebot x. 14746235 | |
| superspy | 888-telebot?? | |
| BobIshmael | Yes, is there something wrong? | |
| superspy | quite a long extension, that's all | |
| BobIshmael | Very. | |
| BobIshmael | I tried to get "ISHMAEL" and "BOB" | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| BobIshmael | Both extensions were taken. | |
| Sentroid91 | brb | |
| * DarkonZero still tries to think of a icon for his opening page of his website.... | ||
| * BobIshmael wonders why Sent doesn't condone credit fraud. | ||
| Raven-x | hehehe | |
| superspy | bob, if you don't get caught, all the power to you | |
| Raven-x | I must have commited credit fraud at least a dozen times in some way or another | |
| DarkonZero | I should change it from "To enter, click the icon..." to something else..... | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, go for something vague. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| BobIshmael | Don't state the obvios. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| BobIshmael | That rule 47 of web design. | |
| BobIshmael | OBVIOUS! | |
| BobIshmael | That's. | |
| DarkonZero | I thought you being Spanish with the word "obvious" | |
| DarkonZero | Obvios. | |
| BobIshmael | I didn't mean to, though I suppose that would have worked. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| * superspy wonders if his website is ready for a small public unveiling | ||
| superspy | none of the links are active | |
| * BobIshmael is teaching himself Spanish, btw. | ||
| BobIshmael | And it's a really easy language. | |
| BobIshmael | Especially when you live in SoCal. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm taching myself Japanese..... | |
| DarkonZero | teaching even/ | |
| BobIshmael | I have UniVision, Telemundo, and three others. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
| BobIshmael | Seriously. | |
| * superspy listens to Turning Japanese | ||
| DeRaptor | Is Japanese easy? | |
| * DarkonZero wonders why www.kidtempo.com (the place DZ was learning Japanese) went down..... | ||
| DarkonZero | Japanese is hard to learn.... | |
| * BobIshmael checks email whilst he waits for ureach.com to start working. | ||
| DarkonZero | All Japanese words are actually sentences. | |
| BobIshmael | Freaks. | |
| DeRaptor | eep... | |
| DarkonZero | Some are.... | |
| DeRaptor | The Japanese are very, very weird. | |
| * BobIshmael watches superspy turn Japanese. | ||
| Raven-x | the japanese and their short shorts | |
| Raven-x | hehehe | |
| BobIshmael | He's turning Japanese. | |
| BobIshmael | I think he's turning Japanese. | |
| BobIshmael | I really think so. | |
| superspy | I am.... | |
| superspy | sorta | |
| DarkonZero | I also want to learn my mother's native language...Tagolog. | |
| Raven-x | my friend handed me a japanese comic guess what was in it? School girls and midgets wearing short shorts | |
| * superspy has a sudden craving for anime | ||
| *** MSTAnon is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | Raven....LOL | |
| DarkonZero | ANON! | |
| DarkonZero | Damn...too early. | |
| BobIshmael | Wait for it... | |
| *** MSTAnon has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | ANON! | |
| BobIshmael | Aaaaan. | |
| superspy | ANON! | |
| BobIshmael | NOW! | |
| BobIshmael | ANON! | |
| DeRaptor | 'lo | |
| MSTAnon | What? | |
| superspy | ....hi | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| MSTAnon | What'd I do? | |
| BobIshmael | Hi Anon. | |
| * MSTAnon sniffs himself. | ||
| superspy | you left the iron on.... | |
| DarkonZero | unexpected response. | |
| BobIshmael | Can you accept our voices now. | |
| BobIshmael | Read: De/DZ/et cetera | |
| BobIshmael | Not mine. | |
| BobIshmael | Unless you want okay.wav | |
| Raven-x | wasn't there some tv show where the english translation said "Me and my kitty shorts are inseperable" | |
| DarkonZero | De really disappointed us.... | |
| MSTAnon | Just wanted to pop my head in and say hi. Gotta go read psychology. | |
| MSTAnon | Later. | |
| *** MSTAnon has left IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon has quit IRC (Be sure to join MSTies Anonymous at... http://www.msties.com/) | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Who was that? | |
| Raven-x | oh yeah and Japanese are obessed with Sumo wrestling | |
| BobIshmael | Dunno. | |
| superspy | I need to teach that boy how to handle college. I'm probably taking much tougher classes than he is and I find ways to spend gross amounts of time in here | |
| [Raven-x SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | De... | |
| DeRaptor | quit that! | |
| Raven-x | maybe you aren't spending your time wisely Superspy | |
| DarkonZero | Why do we suck? | |
| * BobIshmael is taking one class this semester. | ||
| DeRaptor | Because! | |
| DarkonZero | Why? | |
| superspy | Raven: as long as my grades don't slip, I don't see a problem | |
| superspy | you? | |
| DeRaptor | Because! That's why! | |
| DarkonZero | Why? | |
| * Sentroid91 scrolls up about 50 miled | ||
| Sentroid91 | -d +s | |
| BobIshmael | LA! | |
| Raven-x | ok well then do what ever it is that you are doing then | |
| Sentroid91 | hmm. I dunno, cause it's evil. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | question is, if I did do something like that, could I get away with it. | |
| BobIshmael | Credit fraud? | |
| Sentroid91 | yes | |
| DarkonZero | <TheCambot> You can sit on it.....and it....vibrates..... | |
| Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> Cam went back to screwing his washing machine. | |
| Raven-x | hehehehe | |
| BobIshmael | Assuming the ticket was in a fake name, yeah. | |
| Sentroid91 | no, I don't mean that | |
| BobIshmael | Better safe then sorry. | |
| Sentroid91 | I mean this... | |
| * BobIshmael is a master criminal. | ||
| * DarkonZero wonders why he is watching Scooby-Doo....... | ||
| DarkonZero | WHY!??!?! | |
| * DeRaptor wonders with Darkon. | ||
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| BobIshmael | Because you're high? | |
| superspy | 'cuz Scooby is a cool cartoon? | |
| BobIshmael | Damn right! | |
| Sentroid91 | <Sent91> Oh. Hi dad, i'm leaving town for a few days cause I got a ticket to go to a SciFi con in St Louis | |
| BobIshmael | HIGH FIVE! | |
| superspy | better than Gumby, anyway | |
| Sentroid91 | <Mr Sent> The Hell?! | |
| DarkonZero | I really don't like it anymore. | |
| * superspy gives Bob a high-five | ||
| BobIshmael | Whoo! | |
| * Raven-x is messing around with mp3 compression and he can tell they improved it alot over the few years that mp3 has been around | ||
| Sentroid91 | better than Leprechaun 5 | |
| Raven-x | ahhhhhhhhhhhhh | |
| * superspy HATES "wait till your father gets home" | ||
| BobIshmael | Sent, you'd have to deal with the domestic issues. | |
| DarkonZero | Raven.... | |
| DarkonZero | What were your sounds again? | |
| *** Disconnected | ||
| *** Attempting to rejoin... | ||
| *** Rejoined channel #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<BobIshmael> YOU'RE A FREAKING ADULTY! (Shameless Plugs: 12http://www.deep13.org1, 9http://mstiegate.cjb.net1and 3http://mstapes.cjb.net)' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Tue Oct 05 22:44:20 | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael | ||
| Darkon0 | DAG NABBIT! | |
| BobIshmael | Will you be by next July? | |
| Raven-x | yet it's ok to go to the military and operate guns and learn hwo to kill people with your bare hands | |
| *** BobIshmael changes topic to '<BobIshmael> YOU'RE A FREAKING ADULTY!' | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: -o BobIshmael | ||
| Raven-x | hehehehe | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, next July? | |
| Darkon0 | Who's a freaking adulty? | |
| BobIshmael | Ouch, ten new messages. | |
| BobIshmael | I thought Sent. | |
| Darkon0 | Oh.... | |
| BobIshmael | OKay, who's area code 217? | |
| * Darkon0 looks for other adulty...... | ||
| Darkon0 | I'm 702 | |
| Darkon0 | All Nevada is 702 | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, I knew that. | |
| Raven-x | I'm 671 | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero has quit IRC (Ping timeout for DarkonZero[pm1-38.vegas.infi.net]) | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** Darkon0 is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | Ahh.... | |
| DarkonZero | much better. | |
| DarkonZero | Raven....are you De's actual father? | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if she's really 'ling's father. | ||
| * BobIshmael transfers all messages to the laptop. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| * DarkonZero goes to call again..... | ||
| *** Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
| *** Sentroid91 has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Sentroid91[cc434209-a.avnl1.nj.home.com]) | ||
| BobIshmael | Damn you! | |
| BobIshmael | The omega that looks like me is on. | |
| superspy | ?? | |
| * superspy damns his website....stupid forms | ||
| DeRaptor | Omega looks like you? | |
| BobIshmael | Type /dns omega | |
| BobIshmael | And /dns BobIshmael | |
| BobIshmael | See? | |
| BobIshmael | De, are you 831? | |
| superspy | not COMPLETELY like you | |
| * DarkonZero wonders if he should have made the messga high priority. | ||
| DarkonZero | message even... | |
| BobIshmael | De! De! De! | |
| DarkonZero | De's dead. | |
| DarkonZero | again... | |
| * DarkonZero punches De to make sure..... | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| DarkonZero | Yup....she's dead. | |
| * DeRaptor pokes people. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| DarkonZero | She's not dead. | |
| DeRaptor | He doesn't look that much like you. | |
| * superspy munches a few cheese nips | ||
| DarkonZero | Though I wish sh.....hey what's that over there. | |
| * DeRaptor fwaps Darkon with a dead gungan, again. | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| BobIshmael | Great, my VMB minutes are running low. | |
| * DarkonZero sees a Volkswagen and slugs De....again. | ||
| BobIshmael | What a ripoff. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, (most likely) we'll be driving in a VW and you can't hit De the entire trip. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn.... | |
| DarkonZero | But I want to.... | |
| BobIshmael | Sorry, 'dems da rules. | |
| Raven-x | well Bob I will never forge documents to get off this rock | |
| * DarkonZero stomps his feet. | ||
| superspy | ... | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, they behead you there.. Don't they? | |
| Raven-x | rock refers to Guam | |
| BobIshmael | I figured. | |
| Raven-x | no they throw you in prison | |
| DeRaptor | Um...can I hit Darkon the whole time? | |
| DarkonZero | De... you can.... | |
| Raven-x | and you know what they do to white boys in prison | |
| DarkonZero | But you know what that means..... | |
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| BobIshmael | They throw you in prison here, too. That is, if you get caught. | |
| Raven-x | well what happens if I would get caught, then I'm in some deep shit | |
| * superspy wishes he can forge documents to get out of here -- and it's just upstate new york | ||
| DarkonZero | Caning? | |
| BobIshmael | Tin. | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| DarkonZero | A caning.... | |
| DarkonZero | Not canning. | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind.... | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| * DarkonZero gets angry.... | ||
| superspy | Canned Raven | |
| superspy | 100% Dolphin Free | |
| DarkonZero | You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.... | |
| * DarkonZero turns into..... | ||
| DarkonZero | THE INCREDIBLE WIMP! | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| DarkonZero | uh.... | |
| DarkonZero | Damn... | |
| BobIshmael | That's odd, I beat up wimps when I'm angry. | |
| DeRaptor | Does canned raven go good on sammiches? | |
| DarkonZero | I had t get that copyrighted too. | |
| DeRaptor | And does it go with white or red wine? | |
| BobIshmael | We're the original odd couple! | |
| superspy | well, actually it's more of a picnic food | |
| superspy | bring it along for the ride | |
| DeRaptor | ookay | |
| BobIshmael | Everybody! Wait 30 minutes! I'll be done transferring all the files then. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| * superspy goes through his to-do list.... | ||
| superspy | a ha | |
| superspy | "call bob." | |
| Raven-x | heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy don't can me | |
| * DarkonZero waits for 30....seconds and leaves.... | ||
| DarkonZero | Bye. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| Raven-x | I'll Call bob sometime today | |
| Raven-x | don't know when | |
| DarkonZero | Should I be assassinated? | |
| DarkonZero | Anyone? | |
| superspy | only if you deserve it | |
| superspy | do you? | |
| BobIshmael | Six messages left. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not sure.... | |
| BobIshmael | Apparently, I had more than 10. | |
| superspy | ...wait | |
| BobIshmael | Who'd 864? | |
| superspy | I first must think of something witty and/or interesting to say | |
| BobIshmael | De, is that you? | |
| BobIshmael | Who'S! | |
| DarkonZero | I heard the funniest thing today.....the movie Stigmata stated a arguement about religion. | |
| DarkonZero | stated to started | |
| Raven-x | Stigmata I heard sucked | |
| BobIshmael | Stigmata doesn't even correspond with the damn title! | |
| DarkonZero | My co-workers were getting all loud about it..... | |
| Raven-x | besides evil are those that look for a sign from God | |
| superspy | a ha! a semi-amusing anecdote | |
| DarkonZero | De died again... | |
| Raven-x | who? what? | |
| DarkonZero | Someone check. | |
| DarkonZero | I got hit last time. | |
| * Raven-x starts poking De with a stick | ||
| DeRaptor | I'm back! | |
| DeRaptor | Knockit off! | |
| * Raven-x flashes that laser pointer around her eyes | ||
| Raven-x | ooops | |
| DeRaptor | Had to brush my teeth, geez! | |
| * DeRaptor throws a rock at RAven. | ||
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| BobIshmael | Are you 864? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.....your parents programmed you well, De. | |
| Raven-x | hehe what cracks me up is when I see students sleeping in class | |
| DeRaptor | 864? | |
| superspy | bob, you've got another vm | |
| DeRaptor | They were yellin' at me, geez. | |
| superspy | not sure how it works, but it may be too low | |
| superspy | damned phone o' mine | |
| Raven-x | I take there pictures, and people pose nextr to them making it look like they are licking them | |
| DeRaptor | My area code is 831, if that's what you mean. | |
| DarkonZero | De....you parents yell at you for not brushing your teeth? | |
| DeRaptor | Well, for not going to bed. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| DeRaptor | So I did that just to make them think I was. | |
| DarkonZero | Tell them to "bite you". | |
| DarkonZero | I tll my parents that... | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, so you don't brush your teeth either? | |
| * DeRaptor looks at Raven's last sentence and blinks. | ||
| DarkonZero | Nope... | |
| BobIshmael | Like peas in a... whatever peas come in. | |
| BobIshmael | A can! | |
| DarkonZero | I brush when I want to. | |
| BobIshmael | Like peas in a can! | |
| superspy | how're the files coming along, bob? | |
| BobIshmael | Slowly. | |
| superspy | mine come through yet? | |
| BobIshmael | I have 10 minutes left. | |
| BobIshmael | Haven't checked. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm at the point in life whhere my parents don't care about my language.... | |
| BobIshmael | I'm transferring them via floppy. | |
| DarkonZero | I cuss at my dad all the time. | |
| DarkonZero | I make fun of my dad all the time.... | |
| superspy | ah | |
| DarkonZero | hmmm.... | |
| * BobIshmael ponders making a comment about DZ but decides against it. | ||
| superspy | mine may be a tad low, phone here needs to be yelled into on occasion :) | |
| BobIshmael | It may not be tactful, I can never tell. | |
| * DarkonZero wonders why he wasn't thrown out of the house for doing that.... | ||
| BobIshmael | That's what I was going to say. | |
| superspy | I cuss in conversations with my parenst | |
| superspy | but it's not directed AT them | |
| DarkonZero | Mine are directed at them at times.. | |
| BobIshmael | You're a bad son, DZ. | |
| BobIshmael | We disown you. | |
| Raven-x | did any of you guys used to screw around with people while they sleep in class? | |
| DarkonZero | They don't think so.... | |
| superspy | no | |
| Raven-x | try it, it is so hillarious | |
| * DeRaptor ponders sending DZ the Weird Al song "asshole son" | ||
| superspy | mostly because I'm usually the one sleeping | |
| DarkonZero | I got it De. | |
| BobIshmael | No, because I'm lways the one sleeping in class. | |
| Raven-x | NO ONE IN MY CLASS SLEEPS IN PEACE | |
| BobIshmael | No, because I'm always the one sleeping in class. | |
| DarkonZero | De...that song is about me. | |
| DeRaptor | oh. | |
| BobIshmael | Raven, I hit people who mess with me while I'm sleeping. | |
| * DeRaptor snickers. | ||
| DarkonZero | Every word of it. | |
| * superspy answers questions in his sleep | ||
| superspy | it's freakin' bizarre | |
| DarkonZero | I was one who slept in class... | |
| DarkonZero | And drooled on the desk. | |
| BobIshmael | HIGH FIVE! | |
| BobIshmael | WHOOO! | |
| * DarkonZero high fives Bob. | ||
| DeRaptor | Were you ever given a test by weird fey aliens that you drooled all over, Darkon? | |
| DarkonZero | Fey aliens? | |
| DarkonZero | I never knew an alien named "Fey"..... | |
| BobIshmael | Wray Fey. | |
| * BobIshmael shrugs. | ||
| superspy | you mean Fey Wray, bob | |
| DeRaptor | oh...be quiet. | |
| DarkonZero | All I remember is having dreams of oceans before I woke up. | |
| BobIshmael | I was close. | |
| DarkonZero | And flooding.... | |
| DarkonZero | And lakes.... | |
| BobIshmael | 5 left. | |
| DarkonZero | Weird.... | |
| DeRaptor | You didn't do anything but drool, did you? | |
| DarkonZero | I did snore. | |
| DarkonZero | once. | |
| * superspy not only drools, but on occasion he's known to actually do work | ||
| DeRaptor | Oookay. | |
| DarkonZero | De was implying something...and I shot it down. | |
| DarkonZero | YES! | |
| superspy | go DZ! | |
| *** norwich has joined #deep13 | ||
| superspy | norwich | |
| DarkonZero | Norway is here! | |
| norwich | hello | |
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| DarkonZero | norwich.... | |
| DarkonZero | sorry, | |
| DarkonZero | period | |
| norwich | you know I am confusing my nickname now!!! lol | |
| DeRaptor | Hmph. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey... | |
| DarkonZero | That pirch guy.... | |
| norwich | Who is who now | |
| superspy | ? | |
| norwich | as the name is still long and look like the same | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael | ||
| * DeRaptor wonders if norwich is pining for the fjords. | ||
| superspy | I'm the same as before | |
| * DarkonZero gets a bird so it can pirch on pirch. | ||
| BobIshmael | Can I kick him? I'm very bored. | |
| superspy | eh, sure bob | |
| superspy | go for it | |
| DarkonZero | Let him fly! | |
| BobIshmael | I need a concensus. | |
| DarkonZero | Anyone else? | |
| * superspy goes outside and draws a target | ||
| DeRaptor | sure, why not. | |
| BobIshmael | Raven? norwich? | |
| DarkonZero | Bob... | |
| norwich | as you want, go ahead | |
| DarkonZero | Hey... | |
| DarkonZero | He consented. | |
| DarkonZero | Cool... | |
| BobIshmael | Damn. | |
| DarkonZero | Let him fly.... | |
| *** norwich was kicked by BobIshmael (Great. Now I feel guilty.) | ||
| *** norwich has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | But not too guilty. | |
| * DarkonZero "flies a birdie" at norwich. | ||
| DeRaptor | hmmmm. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: -o BobIshmael | ||
| norwich | well, what's that action? | |
| DarkonZero | you figure it out. | |
| BobIshmael | Pardon? | |
| * DarkonZero "flies a birdie" at norwich...again. | ||
| DarkonZero | *TWEET* *TWEET* | |
| superspy | hey, DZ. that bird is pretty ugly | |
| DarkonZero | It is my finger you know.... | |
| DarkonZero | D;oh! | |
| BobIshmael | No obvios! | |
| norwich | Hey, it's not fair as I'm too new to know much, | |
| DarkonZero | Good. | |
| Raven-x | hehehe | |
| DarkonZero | Let it stay that way. | |
| Raven-x | DArkon is the oldest in here so he gets picked on for being old | |
| BobIshmael | Rav, did you just call? | |
| Raven-x | yeah I just did | |
| BobIshmael | Just checking. | |
| Raven-x | it's perverted message | |
| DarkonZero | ... | |
| Raven-x | worse than the spanking deer | |
| norwich | huh, so tired to figure it out | |
| * DeRaptor gives Darkon his cane. | ||
| DarkonZero | Thanks De..... | |
| Raven-x | hehehe | |
| DarkonZero | I needed it... | |
| superspy | norwich: how long have you been on irc? | |
| DarkonZero | To beat the living crap outta norwich! | |
| Raven-x | hey darkon I found those adult diapers you wanted | |
| DarkonZero | Raven.... | |
| * DeRaptor laughs. | ||
| DarkonZero | That was not needed. | |
| * Raven-x hands them over to DarkonZero | ||
| *** norwich has left #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok...thanks....GEEZ. | |
| * DarkonZero tries a pair on.... | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey...not bad. | |
| DarkonZero | I don't have to get up anymore to....you know....go. | |
| Raven-x | at least you have an excuse to act like a baby | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...that too. | |
| Raven-x | I don't and that sucks | |
| DarkonZero | WAH! | |
| DarkonZero | WAH! | |
| DarkonZero | I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE! | |
| DarkonZero | WAH! | |
| Raven-x | heh ok | |
| * DarkonZero is now delusional. | ||
| * DeRaptor puts Darkon outside. | ||
| * superspy wants to play kick the baby | ||
| * Raven-x carries Darkon outside to the sandbox | ||
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| * DeRaptor slams the door. | ||
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| DeRaptor | Can I dropkick him? | |
| DarkonZero | De doesn't like me..... | |
| DarkonZero | WAH! | |
| DarkonZero | WAH! | |
| * Raven-x carries Darkon outside to the quick sandbox | ||
| DarkonZero | WAH! | |
| superspy | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | HEY!>!>! | |
| superspy | don't squirm, it'll only make it worse | |
| * DarkonZero snaps out of the delusion and becomes a 70's sappy Japanese superhero.... | ||
| DeRaptor | Can I give Darkon a wire mother? | |
| DarkonZero | I AM! | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork | ||
| *** superspy has left IRC | ||
| *** superspy is now known as HKPhooey | ||
| * UltraDork kicks De heiny! | ||
| UltraDork | TAKE THAT! | |
| * HKPhooey fights UltraDork | ||
| DeRaptor | Ow! | |
| UltraDork | Oh... | |
| * DeRaptor opens a trap door under UD. | ||
| UltraDork | I got a opponent, | |
| UltraDork | Damn.... | |
| * UltraDork falls..... | ||
| UltraDork | and falls.... | |
| UltraDork | and falls.... | |
| UltraDork | and falls.... | |
| UltraDork | and falls.... | |
| UltraDork | Damn....when do I hit ground? | |
| HKPhooey | woo! | |
| UltraDork | Damn....when do I hit ground? | |
| HKPhooey | airplane is on | |
| UltraDork | and falls.... | |
| UltraDork | and falls.... | |
| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
| *** HKPhooey is now known as superspy | ||
| DeRaptor | Um...somewhere near China. | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** UltraDork is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm back! | |
| DarkonZero | De hates me with a passion. | |
| DeRaptor | I...see. | |
| DeRaptor | I hate you with a guava and a mango, too. | |
| DarkonZero | I know... | |
| * DeRaptor smacks herself for bad joke! | ||
| DarkonZero | What about a watermelon? | |
| DeRaptor | Bad 'raptor! bad! | |
| DeRaptor | ow. | |
| Raven-x | guava is that some kind of fruit punch? | |
| DeRaptor | It's a tropical fruit thing. | |
| Raven-x | oh | |
| DeRaptor | I hate you with a papaya as well. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| DarkonZero | I like fruit. | |
| Raven-x | heh the thing we have growing on Guam is mangos lots and lots of mangos | |
| DeRaptor | Mmmmm...I like mangos. | |
| DeRaptor | There's nothin' like a fresh mango. | |
| Raven-x | oh and papayas | |
| Raven-x | we get alot of those growing in the wild | |
| DarkonZero | De just really hates me.....right De? | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah. With a grapefruit. | |
| BobIshmael | WHOOO! ALMOST DONE! | |
| DarkonZero | And when she hates me....I hate spy. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry spy. | |
| Raven-x | you know what they say, there is a thin line bewteen love and hate | |
| BobIshmael | Okay, to save time I just numbered the sounds. | |
| BobIshmael | 1.wav-14.wav | |
| *** BobIshmael has left #deep13 | ||
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| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| BobIshmael | SONNAVA! | |
| DarkonZero | WB Bob? | |
| BobIshmael | Anywho.. | |
| Raven-x | wb Bob | |
| BobIshmael | Thankee. | |
| DeRaptor | eep | |
| Raven-x | did you enjoy the sick sad message I sent you? | |
| BobIshmael | No one call my usual VMB until you hear otherwise. | |
| BobIshmael | You can call my other two. | |
| Raven-x | what are the other numbers? | |
| BobIshmael | Let me switch computers and I'll tell you. | |
| * DarkonZero notices De's "eep" and kicks her. | ||
| DarkonZero | Wait... | |
| DarkonZero | Why did I do that? | |
| * DeRaptor slams her fist down on DZ's head. | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
| DeRaptor | Idunno. | |
| DeRaptor | Why didja? | |
| BobIshmael | BRB | |
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has quit IRC (Throughout this handbook, the term 'thumb print' will be used to mean a thumb print or finger print, if you have no thumbs.) | ||
| DarkonZero | De...I dunno. | |
| DeRaptor | oh. | |
| DeRaptor | Okay. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry. | |
| * DarkonZero notices blood now..... | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm bleeding. | |
| * DeRaptor hands DZ the neosporin. | ||
| DarkonZero | Thank you... | |
| DarkonZero | I think.. | |
| * Raven-x gave De the neosporin from 1922 | ||
| Raven-x | I'm not sure weither this stuff goes bad but | |
| * DarkonZero 's wound turn gangriene. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ow.... | |
| DarkonZero | THE BURNING! | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob... | |
| * Sound request: can't find '1.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| Raven-x | wb Bob | |
| DarkonZero | Help. | |
| * Sound request: can't find '2.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| superspy | wb, bob | |
| * Sound request: can't find '3.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | DE! THIS IS MUCH BETTER! | |
| BobIshmael | MUCH, MUCH BETTER! | |
| * BobIshmael boogies! | ||
| BobIshmael | And her voice is a backwards record! | |
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| Raven-x | what the message she sent you? | |
| *** Blake has left #Deep13 | ||
| superspy | zoom! | |
| DeRaptor | oh...you finally got it? | |
| BobIshmael | She's singing Ana Ng! | |
| * Sound request: can't find '4.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | Took long enough. | |
| DarkonZero | Are you sure it's her/ | |
| * Sound request: can't find '5.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | Idunno, did anybody else sing Ana Ng into Bob's mailbox? | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| superspy | no. I just told a somewhat amusing anecdote | |
| * Sound request: can't find '7.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| superspy | care to share these files with us, bob? | |
| BobIshmael | Yes. I would. | |
| BobIshmael | SOB! Will Cam shut the hell up?! | |
| superspy | hehehe | |
| superspy | what's he saying? | |
| BobIshmael | "You are, too [funny, he means] I guess." | |
| BobIshmael | "That Manos guy. He's a little strange." | |
| * Sound request: can't find '8.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Who the hell is this singing Tangering Dream? | |
| * DeRaptor wonders why Scott Sanborn insists on being such a waste of time. | ||
| BobIshmael | Who the hell is this singing Tangerine Dream? | |
| * Sound request: can't find '9.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | I just sang Ana Ng. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'anang.mid' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find '10.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I said "7" alot. | |
| BobIshmael | Agent 777777? | |
| BobIshmael | The hell? | |
| BobIshmael | 10?!?! | |
| BobIshmael | 8?!?!? | |
| Raven-x | what | |
| BobIshmael | 2?!?!? | |
| BobIshmael | 11?! | |
| Raven-x | huh? | |
| * Sound request: can't find '11.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I said a bunch of random numbers.... | |
| * Sound request: can't find '12.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I annoy...that's my job. | |
| * Sound request: can't find '13.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
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| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
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| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Whoever this is... This sounds like someone I know. | |
| superspy | what's it say? | |
| BobIshmael | Whoever this is, he sounds like Martin (Marty) Schmidt. | |
| BobIshmael | He's talking about orange juice. | |
| superspy | hmm | |
| superspy | that would be me, bobbo | |
| DeRaptor | hmmm...I like orange juice. | |
| BobIshmael | Okay, I'm going to send all these to someone and that person will send to everyone else. | |
| BobIshmael | 'kay? | |
| BobIshmael | Who should I send 'em to? | |
| Raven-x | me | |
| * superspy looks at de | ||
| BobIshmael | spy, 'tis you? You sound like someone I know. | |
| * DeRaptor will play a random midi, and that will be the song she sings into Bob's mailbox next. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'subliminal.mid' | ||
| * DeRaptor plays a random They Might Be Giants midi: 11,2Subliminal.mid | ||
| DeRaptor | whooo! | |
| superspy | well....I don't know you irl.........do I? | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe. Who knows? | |
| BobIshmael | WHO CAN I SEND THESE TO?! | |
| superspy | well. my name's not marty | |
| DeRaptor | send 'em to me. | |
| DarkonZero | And me. | |
| DarkonZero | And me! | |
| BobIshmael | De will send it to you. | |
| superspy | de will send them around | |
| BobIshmael | it to them. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh great.... | |
| DarkonZero | She hates me. | |
| BobIshmael | A couple of people didn't say anything. | |
| DeRaptor | Only with a mango. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm going to call them back. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| BobIshmael | "Hi, this is Bob Ishmael. Why didn't you leave a message on my voicemail box?" | |
| BobIshmael | "What?" | |
| DeRaptor | heehee | |
| Raven-x | hehehehe | |
| * DarkonZero makes sure he doesn't have a mango when he is around De. | ||
| superspy | hmmm | |
| * superspy called twice, but left one message | ||
| DarkonZero | I called 10 times... | |
| DarkonZero | Only 4 messages. | |
| * Sound request: can't find '1.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Is that you, De? | |
| DeRaptor | woah...da hell? | |
| BobIshmael | Guess not. | |
| DeRaptor | No...that's somebody squealing or something. | |
| * Sound request: can't find '11.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Well, it was a higher pitched voice. So I figured it was you. | |
| * DeRaptor laughs. | ||
| BobIshmael | James Father? | |
| DeRaptor | Okay, who's the robotic voice? | |
| BobIshmael | You got me. | |
| * Sound request: can't find '13.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | I think he meant me. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm number 10! | |
| BobIshmael | But, there's no telling with robotic voices. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, was that you? | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno... | |
| DarkonZero | I have to hear it. | |
| BobIshmael | "I am a robotic voice..." | |
| BobIshmael | It's hard to forget. | |
| DarkonZero | Nope.... | |
| DarkonZero | Not me,. | |
| * Sound request: can't find '14.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | S'not spy. | |
| BobIshmael | That Raven. | |
| BobIshmael | 'tis sick. | |
| DeRaptor | eep... | |
| BobIshmael | He was right. | |
| DeRaptor | yeeikes. | |
| DarkonZero | AG!H | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| BobIshmael | 8 more. | |
| DarkonZero | RAVEN!?!?!? | |
| BobIshmael | We need to post all of these on deep13.org | |
| DarkonZero | Should we? | |
| BobIshmael | Saaaay! | |
| * Sound request: can't find '12.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | All of them but, Cams. | |
| BobIshmael | We should convince Callip to pay a few bucks for a VMB that we can all call. | |
| BobIshmael | The Deep13 VMB! | |
| superspy | that would be pretty neat | |
| DeRaptor | heehee... | |
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| superspy | why can't we just get a free one? | |
| DarkonZero | Free have limits. | |
| DarkonZero | Should we have CG put the HearMe thing on the site? | |
| BobIshmael | Eh. | |
| DeRaptor | This is SEntroid, right? | |
| BobIshmael | Probably. | |
| DeRaptor | This "moving on up" stuff... | |
| DarkonZero | It is... | |
| BobIshmael | I didn't check the number. | |
| DeRaptor | who else would it be? | |
| * Sound request: can't find '10.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | This is DZ. | |
| DeRaptor | yep. | |
| DeRaptor | I figgered. | |
| BobIshmael | 10. | |
| BobIshmael | 8. | |
| BobIshmael | 2. | |
| BobIshmael | 11. | |
| DarkonZero | 7...you forgot. | |
| * BobIshmael smacks his forehead. | ||
| Raven-x | what | |
| Raven-x | I'm still here | |
| DeRaptor | Man, Darkon, you sure can ramble. | |
| DarkonZero | yup... | |
| * Sound request: can't find '15.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | That's the last of 'em. | |
| BobIshmael | That's spy. | |
| Raven-x | hey don't say I didn't warn you about it being sick | |
| DeRaptor | Is this Cam? | |
| BobIshmael | Doesn't he sound like Marty?1 | |
| DarkonZero | I should make ramblin' a martial art. | |
| BobIshmael | Doesn't he sound like Marty?! | |
| BobIshmael | No, spy. | |
| BobIshmael | And who's Vena? | |
| DeRaptor | Oh...this is spy. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah. | |
| BobIshmael | And he didn't go to bed. | |
| DeRaptor | The orange juice popped, eh? | |
| DarkonZero | Sent likes his Jeffersons. | |
| * Sound request: can't find '2.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| Raven-x | now that I know you hate it I will no longer put perverted messages on your VMB | |
| BobIshmael | Sent. | |
| DeRaptor | Frank Stallone indeed... | |
| superspy | sure did, de | |
| superspy | it wasn't pretty | |
| BobIshmael | What the hell was that last part? | |
| * Sound request: can't find '3.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| superspy | of mine, bob? | |
| BobIshmael | GRET JOB, DE! | |
| DeRaptor | Oh...3 is me...owch. | |
| BobIshmael | GREAT JOB, DE! | |
| Raven-x | last part of what? | |
| DeRaptor | I sure am screeching. | |
| BobIshmael | I tried singing it and it turns out I can't sing. | |
| * DarkonZero gets the earplugs. | ||
| DeRaptor | I sound like I have laryngitis. | |
| DeRaptor | Owch. | |
| BobIshmael | I didn't want to say anything. | |
| superspy | bob: last part of what? | |
| * Sound request: can't find '5.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Of Sent's message. | |
| Raven-x | next message I'll get al my mst3k fan friends together at have them scream into the phone | |
| BobIshmael | He sounds like the doctor on the simpsons. | |
| BobIshmael | With the chuckle. | |
| DeRaptor | Okay...5 was somebody not saying anything. | |
| DarkonZero | Sent sounds like Dr. Nick? | |
| BobIshmael | No, the other one. | |
| * Sound request: can't find '6.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | The one who chuckles. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh....Hibbert. | |
| BobIshmael | YEAH! | |
| * Sound request: can't find '9.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | He chuckled like him at the end. | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Those people are getting callbacks. | |
| BobIshmael | The congress people. | |
| BobIshmael | What a feeb. | |
| BobIshmael | SEE! | |
| DarkonZero | What's with him and Frank Stallone? | |
| DarkonZero | Sent that is. | |
| DeRaptor | Yep. | |
| BobIshmael | Must be a fetish. | |
| DeRaptor | It's his version of the HomeGamers' George Kennedy thing, 'parrently. | |
| * Sound request: can't find '7.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Cam. | |
| DeRaptor | heh. | |
| DeRaptor | Freek. | |
| DeRaptor | Cam is either really tired or really stoned. | |
| BobIshmael | "I guess.." | |
| DarkonZero | Or just like that really. | |
| BobIshmael | What does he mean by that? | |
| DeRaptor | And I think the latter is probably more likely. | |
| * superspy is still getting the files -- I may be on ethernet, but it's pretty slow | ||
| DeRaptor | Oh no, again with the washing machine! | |
| BobIshmael | For some reason, I always thought Cam had a high-[itched nasla voice. | |
| BobIshmael | For some reason, I always thought Cam had a high-pitched nasal voice. | |
| DarkonZero | MY EARS!!!!!!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! | |
| DarkonZero | DE!!!!!!!!!! | |
| DeRaptor | I always expected Cam to sound like more of a jerk... | |
| DarkonZero | Kidding.... | |
| DeRaptor | what? | |
| Raven-x | well I need to go | |
| DeRaptor | what?! | |
| DeRaptor | babai, rave. | |
| DarkonZero | Nothing.... | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Raven. | |
| * Sound request: can't find '8.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| Raven-x | while I'm gone you can talk about me I give you permission | |
| *** Raven-x has left IRC | ||
| *** Raven-x has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| superspy | the hell? | |
| BobIshmael | That could be 'ling, he said he had a high pitched voice. | |
| superspy | just playin' em as I get 'em | |
| DeRaptor | The tangerine dream guy? | |
| BobIshmael | No, the hummer. | |
| DeRaptor | ohhh. | |
| DarkonZero | So...Ling got kicked in his friends before he went on the phone? | |
| DeRaptor | He would do that. | |
| DeRaptor | Wouldn't he? | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | got kicked in his friends? | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
| BobIshmael | Rev. James Father. | |
| superspy | I'm gonna rename these | |
| BobIshmael | I think he meant me. | |
| superspy | who's mr. roboto? | |
| BobIshmael | spy, how will know what files you're playing then? | |
| superspy | uh.....you guys can rename 'em too? ......nevermind, then | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | WAILING? | |
| * BobIshmael tries to figure out who the hummer is. | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | It's not De and she's the only female. | |
| * Sound request: can't find '4.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | AAAAAAAAAAAAH! | |
| BobIshmael | So it must be a high-pitched male. | |
| DarkonZero | MY EARS! | |
| BobIshmael | I loves a good mystery. | |
| superspy | bob! | |
| DeRaptor | what the heck is with 4.wav? | |
| superspy | maybe it's omega! | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| DeRaptor | Or do I have the wrong thing? | |
| * Sound request: can't find '4.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | I probably have the wrong thing...lemme go rename it... | |
| BobIshmael | Boz, I think. | |
| DeRaptor | I've got something different... | |
| BobIshmael | Okay, we need to keep a standard. | |
| BobIshmael | De, tell everyone what you rename the files to. | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | Can I have 4 again? | |
| superspy | 12 is freaky | |
| DeRaptor | thank ya. | |
| BobIshmael | No problemo. | |
| DarkonZero | I don't have 4. | |
| BobIshmael | Mi amiga. | |
| DeRaptor | 13 is Sentroid. the Freek. | |
| BobIshmael | THERE! I USED IT CORRECTLY! | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | I AM THE MASTER AT ESPANOL! | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | I think that's Boz. | |
| * DeRaptor laughs at 4.wav | ||
| DeRaptor | ninnyhammer... | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| superspy | de, send 4 my way? | |
| BobIshmael | I hate people who say that. | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Who's Vena, spy? | |
| superspy | dah! | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | How many were there completely? | |
| superspy | malvina -- friend from school | |
| BobIshmael | 15. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Cam sounds like he'll be a real riot at the con, doesn't he? | |
| DarkonZero | No... | |
| DeRaptor | Idunno, but I think I know who'll bring the drugs. | |
| BobIshmael | (depressed voice) "Sigh... Hi guys." | |
| BobIshmael | "Who wants to do a bong-load?" | |
| DeRaptor | washing machines... | |
| * superspy will probably not make it to the con | ||
| BobIshmael | "And sit on a washing machine?" | |
| * DeRaptor makes a note: "Cam and driers are a bad combination" | ||
| superspy | so I'll scan my face and you can just bring it along or something | |
| BobIshmael | De, could you draw a picture of Cam sitting on a washing machine with a bong in his hand? | |
| DeRaptor | Can I scan my butt? | |
| * DeRaptor laughs. | ||
| DarkonZero | Yes. | |
| * BobIshmael shrugs. | ||
| DeRaptor | Idunno what he looks like...yet. | |
| BobIshmael | I dunno. CAN you? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, guess. | |
| DarkonZero | I scanned my face. | |
| DeRaptor | yeah. | |
| BobIshmael | Give him a goatee. | |
| * BobIshmael didn't bring his scanner. | ||
| BobIshmael | So you're out of luck. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders, if she stuck her face in the scanner, if she'd be blinded. | ||
| BobIshmael | Not if you keep your eyes closed. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh. Okay. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if anybody would survive seeing her butt. | ||
| DarkonZero | I was.... | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| BobIshmael | C'mon, draw a picture of Cam on a washing machine, smoking pot! | |
| DarkonZero | De... | |
| BobIshmael | DO IT! DRAW THE POTHEAD! | |
| DarkonZero | We would all die. | |
| DeRaptor | heheh....okay, okay. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait... | |
| DeRaptor | A horrible fiery death? | |
| BobIshmael | Saay, that reminds me. | |
| DarkonZero | Didn't I say I would scan my butt once I got my scanner? | |
| * BobIshmael wanders around lighting things on fire. | ||
| BobIshmael | Y'know, I could really do without these mental images. | |
| * DarkonZero ponders the thought of scanning his butt. | ||
| DarkonZero | Naw... | |
| BobIshmael | Good. | |
| * superspy considers scanning his face | ||
| DeRaptor | Bob, isn't lighting things on fire 'ku's job? | |
| BobIshmael | No, he burns couches. | |
| DeRaptor | I scanned my hand once, if anybody wants to see it. | |
| DarkonZero | Though I do have a picture of me available.....in my work uniform. | |
| DeRaptor | I have eggplant nailpolish on. | |
| * BobIshmael has pictures of himself. | ||
| BobIshmael | But my hair is down to my ear in all of them. | |
| BobIshmael | Last year, I was a hippie pothead. | |
| BobIshmael | Now I have really short hair. | |
| * superspy has surprisingly few pictures of himself | ||
| DarkonZero | You still are Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, pretty short. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm just a pothead now. | |
| BobIshmael | I me- | |
| BobIshmael | Aww, hell. | |
| *** NICHOLE has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | HEY! | |
| DarkonZero | Welcome! | |
| superspy | oh boy... | |
| * DeRaptor is right here: http://terribleclaw.com/thecouch/myroom.jpg | ||
| superspy | hi nichole | |
| BobIshmael | Who the hell are you? | |
| DeRaptor | 'lo | |
| DeRaptor | Do we want to know? | |
| NICHOLE | hi | |
| superspy | so de.... | |
| superspy | you have a box of "blue"? | |
| DeRaptor | Oh...yep. | |
| DeRaptor | There's a lot of blue in there. | |
| DeRaptor | Don't be fooled by its size. | |
| BobIshmael | De, are you the one in the cage? | |
| * NICHOLE is gone | ||
| DarkonZero | Nichole seems the type that screams out her name.....go fig. | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah...the little green one. | |
| * BobIshmael notices the box of blue. | ||
| *** NICHOLE has left #Deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | "New! Improved! Blue! Now in Green!" | |
| superspy | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | What about purple? | |
| BobIshmael | Seriously, what the hell is that? | |
| DeRaptor | I have cactuses! look! | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| BobIshmael | Purple blue is coming next quarter. | |
| DarkonZero | She might throw them at us. | |
| superspy | wow, de | |
| DeRaptor | yep. | |
| DeRaptor | See my floraliers? | |
| BobIshmael | CACTII | |
| superspy | you really do wear glasses. I thought that was just a clever ruse | |
| DeRaptor | Yes, I wear glasses. | |
| DeRaptor | All the freaking time! | |
| DeRaptor | Even to bed! | |
| * BobIshmael wear contacts even though he looks better in glasses. | ||
| DarkonZero | I used to wear glasses. | |
| BobIshmael | Go figure. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm zany like that. | |
| DarkonZero | Now I poke out my eyes. | |
| * superspy has glasses for distance -- that's 'bout it | ||
| DarkonZero | Wait... | |
| DarkonZero | Since there is picture sharing.... | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh. | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
| DeRaptor | See that orange piece of paper? I cut an F out of it and put it on her: http://terribleclaw.com/thecouch/pennyaspearl.jpg | |
| DeRaptor | My sister IS Pearl Forrester, y'know. | |
| * BobIshmael would send you freaks his picture if he had a scanner on him. | ||
| superspy | check your pocket, bob | |
| BobIshmael | OH! THERE IT IS! | |
| BobIshmael | Boy, is my face red? | |
| DarkonZero | I look awful in my picture......but the girl who took it says I looked cute. | |
| BobIshmael | Sheesh. | |
| BobIshmael | Awwwww. | |
| DeRaptor | Girls are weird...hey, waitaminute. | |
| DarkonZero | yes... | |
| DarkonZero | You are one De. | |
| superspy | they are | |
| BobIshmael | Girls are icky! | |
| DeRaptor | So, who thinks my sister really is pearl forrester? | |
| superspy | ...'specially around here | |
| DarkonZero | ok... | |
| DeRaptor | Girls have cooties! ewww! | |
| DarkonZero | Here goes... | |
| DarkonZero | My pic. | |
| DarkonZero | Who wants to be the first victim? | |
| * DeRaptor points at super. | ||
| * BobIshmael points at subtle. | ||
| DeRaptor | heehee. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...super it is. | |
| superspy | ? | |
| DarkonZero | Damn... | |
| superspy | oh | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | Fine., | |
| * BobIshmael quickly turns around and points at De. | ||
| superspy | I have an iron constitution | |
| * DeRaptor pours her box of blue on the couch. | ||
| superspy | bring it on | |
| DeRaptor | Darn. Now the couch is blue. | |
| BobIshmael | SONNA- De! PICK UP THAT BLUE! | |
| * DeRaptor picks the blue up and puts it back in the box. | ||
| DeRaptor | sorrrreeeee... | |
| DarkonZero | Wait... | |
| DarkonZero | I got two... | |
| BobIshmael | Saaay, do any of you want to go to a virtual yard sale? | |
| DeRaptor | So choose your favorite. | |
| DeRaptor | Do they have 'bot parts, Bob? | |
| superspy | you selling virtual yards? | |
| DarkonZero | They are the same.. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh... | |
| DarkonZero | One is a .bmp the other a .gif | |
| BobIshmael | Well, it's going to be my mother's and my sale. | |
| BobIshmael | We're moving and I figured it would make sense to sale stuff online. | |
| BobIshmael | sale to sell. | |
| DeRaptor | Tell me if you find any cooper xl7 hockey helmets. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | I just realized the .gif is grainy. | |
| superspy | no excuses, DZ | |
| DeRaptor | .gifs always are. | |
| BobIshmael | No, but I'm selling a couplea cabinets and probably a couch. | |
| DarkonZero | The /bmp is rather large. | |
| superspy | cough up the url | |
| DeRaptor | Maybe 'ku will buy the couch and burn it. | |
| BobIshmael | Where's the Earl?! | |
| BobIshmael | Give us the Earl! | |
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| superspy | there is no earl | |
| superspy | just a bmp file | |
| superspy | I'll send it to De and she can pass it around | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....if you get the picture....you may delete it.....though I will be hurt a little. | |
| BobIshmael | Then send me the bump! | |
| BobIshmael | I'll have to delete it. | |
| BobIshmael | And all those sounds, too. | |
| superspy | you see, bob, I'd send it to YOU first, but someone's a bit touchy about getting aim or icq | |
| DarkonZero | When you get the picture...I'm the guy on the right. | |
| BobIshmael | It's not my hardrive to waste. | |
| * DeRaptor looks at the beanie babies in her floralier, and wonders if Crow will feel sullied. | ||
| superspy | you said you had your computer there, too | |
| BobIshmael | Shaaddup! | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
| * DeRaptor smacks Bob with the dead Gungan. | ||
| DeRaptor | Hmmm. I need something new to smack with. | |
| * Pump DCC up to 999999999 bytes | ||
| BobIshmael | De, was that the floralier that I tried to bid on? | |
| * superspy hands De a handheld scanner | ||
| DeRaptor | Bonnie Hammer's dirty socks! | |
| DarkonZero | De... | |
| DeRaptor | Idunno, Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Btw, I'm truly sorry about doing that... | |
| DarkonZero | You want me to send? | |
| DeRaptor | Prolly not. | |
| DeRaptor | sher. | |
| BobIshmael | 'ling tried to do it to me. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | tried to do what to you? | |
| DarkonZero | Go to hell BAAAAAAAAHB! | |
| BobIshmael | Bid on something I was bidding on. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | There we go! | |
| * BobIshmael boogies! | ||
| DeRaptor | wow...this bitmap is big. | |
| DarkonZero | I know. | |
| superspy | yep | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry. | |
| * BobIshmael ponders getting a midi of Pencil Rain and singing that. | ||
| superspy | bob? | |
| DeRaptor | hmmm...I've never seen a midi of pencil rain... | |
| BobIshmael | Well, it's not singing since I don't do anything above a G. | |
| * DeRaptor looks at what she does have... | ||
| BobIshmael | Wait.. | |
| superspy | promise me you'll never, ever play this wav again | |
| BobIshmael | G is a LOW note, right? | |
| DeRaptor | AKADriver.mid | |
| DeRaptor | AnaNG.mid | |
| DeRaptor | Birdhouse.mid | |
| DeRaptor | Cowtown.mid | |
| DarkonZero | Is Cam rambling about being probed? | |
| DeRaptor | DestinationMoon.mid | |
| DeRaptor | DrWorm.mid | |
| DeRaptor | FamousPolka.mid | |
| DeRaptor | HallOfHeads.mid | |
| DeRaptor | HeyMrDJ.mid | |
| DeRaptor | IPalindromeI.mid | |
| DeRaptor | IShouldBeAllowedToThink.mid | |
| DeRaptor | Istanbul.mid | |
| DeRaptor | ItsNotMyBirthday.mid | |
| DeRaptor | MeetJamesEnsor.mid | |
| DeRaptor | MinimumWage.mid | |
| DarkonZero | Once again.... | |
| DarkonZero | Is Cam rambling about being probed? | |
| DeRaptor | MrsTrain.mid | |
| BobIshmael | spy, why are you disrespecting De like that? | |
| DeRaptor | NewYorkCity.mid | |
| DeRaptor | NoOneKnowsMyPlan.mid | |
| DeRaptor | OutOfJail.mid | |
| DeRaptor | ParticleMan.mid | |
| DeRaptor | SeeTheConstellation.mid | |
| DeRaptor | SEXXY.mid | |
| DeRaptor | ShesAnAngel.mid | |
| DeRaptor | SheWasAHotelDetective.mid | |
| DeRaptor | ShoeHornWithTeeth.mid | |
| DeRaptor | StandOnYourOwnHead.mid | |
| DeRaptor | StatueGotMeHigh.mid | |
| DeRaptor | Subliminal.mid | |
| DeRaptor | TheBellsAreRinging.mid | |
| DeRaptor | TillMyHeadFallsOff.mid | |
| DeRaptor | TurnAround.mid | |
| DeRaptor | Twisting.mid | |
| DeRaptor | WelcomeToTheJungle.mid | |
| DeRaptor | WeveGotAWorldThatSwings.mid | |
| DeRaptor | WeWantARock.mid | |
| DeRaptor | WhereYourEyesDontGo.mid | |
| DeRaptor | WhichDescribesHowYoureFeeling.mid | |
| DeRaptor | And...that's it. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'destinationmoon.mid' | ||
| * DeRaptor plays a random They Might Be Giants midi: 11,2DestinationMoon.mid | ||
| BobIshmael | Send me ShoeHornWithTeeth.mid | |
| BobIshmael | Por favor. | |
| DarkonZero | Dorito.... | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Balimos.....have a taco....eat a burrito....balimos! | |
| * DeRaptor wishes she had a Sensurround midi. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'shoehornwithteeth.mid' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Remember....I'm the guy on the right. | |
| DarkonZero | When you get the pic. | |
| DeRaptor | yes. | |
| BobIshmael | SHHH! | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| * BobIshmael kicks sounds. | ||
| DarkonZero | Cam's sound is still going.... | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'whichdescribeshowyourefeeling.mid' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I think it ended. | |
| superspy | damn, DZ. those pikachu's look like they're about to lunge at you | |
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| DeRaptor | pikachus?! | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh. | |
| DeRaptor | aaaaaah! | |
| DarkonZero | We give them away as a prize. | |
| DarkonZero | I put a hat on one one day. | |
| DarkonZero | Made it a OG Pikachu. | |
| DeRaptor | heh... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'whereyoureyesdontgo.mid' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| * superspy continues to watch airplane | ||
| BobIshmael | You too? | |
| BobIshmael | Say, DZ, did you install that hearme junk yet? | |
| DarkonZero | No... | |
| * DeRaptor dances to midi. | ||
| DarkonZero | Sorry. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry that De is dancing. | |
| BobIshmael | As you should be. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmph. | |
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| * DeRaptor shakes her patootie. | ||
| DarkonZero | NOOO! | |
| DeRaptor | MWAHAHAHAH! | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| BobIshmael | HEEEYYY! | |
| BobIshmael | TMBG HAVE A DIAL-A-SONG! | |
| BobIshmael | (apparently) | |
| DarkonZero | I wonder if Otto pilots are avaiable for cars. | |
| superspy | hehe | |
| BobIshmael | Try TMBG's Dial a Song: | |
| BobIshmael | 718.387.6962 | |
| DeRaptor | ooh. | |
| DeRaptor | how much does that cost? | |
| DarkonZero | A lot. | |
| superspy | I hate this movie edited, but it's better than nothing | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'wewantarock.mid' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor looks at the picture. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
| * BobIshmael uses top-secret methods to get free long distance. | ||
| DeRaptor | AAAAG!!! LOTS OF PIKACHUS! | |
| DarkonZero | That's the first thing De notices.... | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks... | |
| DeRaptor | And what are those behind ya? furbie monkeys? | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| DeRaptor | what? They're scary. | |
| DarkonZero | ok.... | |
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| DarkonZero | The other guy in the picture... | |
| DarkonZero | His name is Saturn. | |
| DarkonZero | Really. | |
| DeRaptor | Like...Sailor Saturn? Or the car? | |
| DeRaptor | Or the crappy SciFry logo? | |
| DarkonZero | Both. | |
| DeRaptor | eep! | |
| DarkonZero | I look dumb. | |
| DeRaptor | So? | |
| DarkonZero | I shouldn't have done that dumbassed wink. | |
| DeRaptor | I AM dumb. | |
| DeRaptor | So we're even. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks.. | |
| DarkonZero | For not laughing. | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| DeRaptor | Well, that guy's name is pretty laughable. | |
| DarkonZero | We know... | |
| * BobIshmael call tmbgdial-asong w/ cell phone | ||
| * DeRaptor dances some more. | ||
| *** Weredog07 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | We make fun of him every day. | |
| DeRaptor | 'allo. | |
| Weredog07 | Hullo | |
| Weredog07 | Eeep | |
| DarkonZero | Loc?? | |
| superspy | hey, dog | |
| Weredog07 | Still with the odd nick | |
| *** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
| *** Weredog07 is now known as Locdog07 | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'wevegotaworldthatswings.mid' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | DZ?? | |
| DeRaptor | hmmm. | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind Loc.... | |
| *** CounTRobot has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * CounTRobot drops into #Deep13 | ||
| CounTRobot | OW! The floor in here is hard. | |
| DarkonZero | GEEZ! | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o CounTRobot | ||
| Locdog07 | Yeah. | |
| Locdog07 | Hi Count | |
| CounTRobot | Um...hiyee! | |
| superspy | count | |
| CounTRobot | d'oh...oh, so that's out, eh? | |
| Locdog07 | One! A-a-a...two! A-a-a.... | |
| *** CounTRobot is now known as CrowTRobot | ||
| * superspy doesn't have a witty halloween name....yet | ||
| CrowTRobot | there. | |
| BobIshmael | DAMNATION! | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as Darkone0 | ||
| BobIshmael | No one answered. | |
| DeRaptor | Spookerspy? | |
| BobIshmael | And hey Loc@ | |
| DeRaptor | No, that's dumb... | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| BobIshmael | And hey Loc! | |
| Locdog07 | Yeh, Bob? | |
| superspy | that could work...but is it short enough | |
| DeRaptor | superspook! | |
| *** superspy has left IRC | ||
| *** superspy is now known as spookerspy | ||
| spookerspy | ok.... | |
| spookerspy | spookerspy it is | |
| BobIshmael | I don't think it's a Dial-A-Song. | |
| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
| *** spookerspy is now known as superspy | ||
| DeRaptor | spectrespy? | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** Darkone0 is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| superspy | bob, do you know what area code 718 is? | |
| BobIshmael | It's area code 718. | |
| DarkonZero | Well folks......I'm off to retire. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'welcometothejungle.mid' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| superspy | later | |
| DarkonZero | later..... | |
| Locdog07 | Bye DZ | |
| BobIshmael | Or do you mean where it is? | |
| DeRaptor | g'nite, Darkon. | |
| BobIshmael | Adidas. | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Oct 06 00:41:52 1999 | ||
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