#Deep13_991004.log

Session Start: Mon Oct 04 09:36:32 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<Sentroid91> huh?'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Sun Oct 03 22:07:23
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Mon Oct 04 09:36:38 1999
Session Start: Mon Oct 04 18:07:37 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Yet another Leprechaun movie we have to riff.... http://uk.imdb.com/Details?0209095 Leprechaun 5: In the Hood. <Cal-Crowe> Hello Meathed'
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Mon Oct 04 17:08:54
DarKrowMan getting hit by football in groin
Locdog07The Godfather 64
DarKrowHow about that
Locdog07(A video game)
DarKrowDZ!
DarkonZeroDK!
DarkonZeroLOC!
Cal-CroweStar Bores The Phantom Grimace MXCLVII
DarkonZeroLING!
* Sound request: can't find 'spike.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroCAM!
DarkonZeroBOZ!
Cal-CroweDZ!
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
DarkonZeroCAL!
* Sound request: can't find 'figuredout.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
TimmylingOH MY GOD!  IT'S DZ!  WHAT JOY!  WHAT RAPTURE!
* Cal-Crowe hears a rupture in the rafters
DarkonZeroLing....quit being sarcastic.
TheCambotI'm going to do feature-length versions of early, short movies. Man Turning Somersault: The Special Edition.
BozarthI got that pic for you, DZ
DarkonZeroBoz....send it.
TimmylingWell, it's just the overactive greetings you send out.
Cal-Crowehow about Superman Lives acually being relesed?
TimmylingIt's like you haven't heard from us for 3 years.
DarkonZeroLing....I like being overexcited.
TimmylingHeh.
Locdog07Tim Burton gave up on Superman Lives. It must be bad.
Cal-CroweSleepy Hollow ought to be good
TheCambotI read Superman Lives.
TheCambotIt's not AWFUL, but it's not good.
Locdog07How old is Christina Ricci now?
[Locdog07 SOUND]
TheCambotIt's kind of a fun read, it's just a little hoaky.
Locdog07k
DarkonZeroRicci is near my age.
Locdog07Ah.
Locdog07How old would that be?
DarkonZero20
Locdog07k
DarkonZeroI think.
TheCambotRicci is so much like Wednesday it's not even funny. And the ironic thing is, she says she hated playing Wednesday.
DarkonZeroBoz....type /pdcc 999999999
Locdog07Ricci gets all the roles Portman throws away
Bozarthwow
Locdog07Gotta go
Locdog07Bye
* Sound request: can't find 'roly.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroBye Loc.
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DarkonZeroZip Loc.
TheCambotHey, guys, is Minolta a bran name camera?
Bozarthbran?
DarkonZeroBran...
TheCambotShut up.
DarkonZeroYes they have lots of grain.
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*** Mars sets mode: +o Sentroid91
TheCambotSomeone give me a camera brand that's really expensive.
TheCambotHurry.
Sentroid91Lodd's on Scifi
TheCambotHURRY!
TimmylingNo thanks, Cam.  Look it up yourself.
TimmylingSo there.
DarkonZeroCam....
TheCambotHELP ME!
TheCambotCome on!@
DarkonZeroMinolta is expensive.
TheCambotThank you mucho.
Cal-CroweHEH!
Sentroid91he left now
Cal-CroweI found someone on the internet that buys SelectaVision discs!
Sentroid91you see.... now the hunter has become the hunted
DarkonZeroYOU DID!!?!?!?!
Cal-CroweI can see the $$$ coming...
DarkonZeroCal's in the money!
DarkonZeroCal's in the money!
DarkonZeroDah....dah.....dah.....
Sentroid91christ! There's some big Sentinel chat tonight on scifi
Sentroid91304 people in #Auditorium
DarKrowSentinel sucks
DarKrowit was in UPN
DarKrowI=o
DarKrower
DarKrowi=o
DarKrownm
DarKrowThe Sentinel made no sense
Sentroid91and 30 people in a room called #Sentinel
DarKrowOH LORD
DarKrow#Sliders is now #Sentinel
TheCambotYes, DK?
TimmylingHuh.  That's strikingly unfunny, and I'm agnostic.
Sentroid91#Sliders TemporalFlux H TemporalFlux@208.234.90.33 :0 Charlie Du Wop
Sentroid91#Sliders Executive H Blinker@131.137.114.36 :0 Blinker
Sentroid91#Sliders Bennish H Bennish@216.67.33.211 :0 Conrad Bennish, Jr.
Sentroid91#Sliders Soxxy H Soxxy@24.3.31.194 :0 Who gives a ****
Sentroid91#Sliders Dabee H Dabee@206.84.15.77 :0 Deb
Sentroid91#Sliders BJ-69 H BJ-69@216.18.142.18 :0 Jen
Sentroid91#Sliders RealmKeeper H RealmKeeper@198.164.250.191 :0
Sentroid91#Sliders Shaft H Shaft@209.63.94.7 :0 John Shaft
Sentroid91#Sliders End of /WHO list.
Sentroid91-
DarKrowwha?
Sentroid91#Sliders is still there
TheCambotShaft. Har har.
Sentroid91and Callipy's online. But I dunno, he's been quite suspicious lately
Bozarthhow so?
Sentroid91I dunno. he's been vague
Sentroid91Servo411: Booger
Sentroid91Servo411: You there, Wheezy?
Sentroid91Servo411: Oh, wait, Lodd's Wheezy.... you can be Lionel
Sentroid91Servo411: Leprechaun 5 is coming
Sentroid91CallipyG16: ok
Sentroid91Servo411: Leprechaun 5: In The Hood
DarKrowCall's prolly busy
Sentroid91with what?
Sentroid91say... can anyone help me with my dilema?
DarKrowReal Life
DarKrowWhat's the prob
Sentroid91html
Bozarth42
Sentroid91http://mstiegate.cjb.net/mib.html  is wrong
DarKrowDAH!
Sentroid91nevermind the pages... the text should be all the way on the left side.
* DarKrow slaps Sent with html for dummies
Sentroid91ow
Sentroid91just gimme the pie, bitch
DarKrowYeh
DarKrowwhat's the prob
Sentroid91er, I mean, can you help me, please?
DarKrowyou don't want anything centered?
Sentroid91no, I don't want any of the riffs centered
DarKrowoh
DarKrowlemme see the page source
DarKrowuno momento
Sentroid91k
DarKrowIt's your table
DarKrow'sides... It looks good this way
Sentroid91hmm?
Sentroid91I dunno what that is... De made the page
DarKrowAsk De then
DarKrowit looks good though
TimmylingGotta go.
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DarKrowWe should MSTape BTTF
DarKrowSome of your MSTapes eps are down
Sentroid91I wanted to
Sentroid91There's a good reason for that....
DarKrowWHY!
DarkonZeroHey all.....uh.....I'm doing a group portrait of all of us......so if you would (if you want) send a picture of your actual selves my way, for I need something to work with.
Sentroid91It's because there aren't any others.
Sentroid91try http://members.xoom.com/MSTieGate
Sentroid91try http://members.xoom.com/MSTieGate/mstapes.html
Sentroid91those are the old ones.
Sentroid91I like De's format better, though. Plus we won't hear HomeGame whining on their site that someone "Copies their stuff"
Sentroid91BTW: Look at the mib.html now, DK.
BozarthIt's a good thing everybody answered DZ
DarkonZeroYup...
Sentroid91...yup
DarkonZeroIt's ok....
DarkonZeroNevemind.
DarkonZero+r
* Bozarth lies down
DarKrowThe image is gone
DarKrowAll the images are gone
DarKrowexcept 1
DarKrow2
Sentroid91yeah, i'm fixing that right now
* DarKrow will BRB 14,15(2,15 food 14,15)
DarkonZeroWOO!
DarkonZeroWEE!
* DarKrow returns with milk and a container of "Chocolate Sik" Jif Peanut Butter
DarkonZeroWAHA!
DarKrowDZ, you ok?
DarkonZeroYeah...
DarkonZeroBreaking the silence.
BozarthChocolate sick
DarkonZeroChocolate Sik?
DarKrowSik=Silk
DarKrowIt's good
DarkonZeroOk....
* DarKrow passes it around
DarKrowtastes like a reeses cup
DarkonZeroNO!
BozarthI love Chocolate Sick
DarkonZeroI want the real stuff!
* Bozarth giggles
DarKrowthen go and buy it
DarkonZeroNO!
DarkonZeroYOU SEND ME SOME!
DarkonZeroIn the mail.
DarkonZeroSnail mail.
Sentroid91fruit?
* DarKrow stuffs 3.50 in to DZ's hand and shoves him off toward the nearest supermarket
DarKrowPeanut Butter
Sentroid91no. fruit
DarkonZeroI want real money!
Sentroid91don't we all.
DarKrowChocolate Peanut Butter
* DarKrow slaps DZ
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
DarkonZeroAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
* DarKrow slaps DZ with his peanut butter covered spoon
DarkonZeroUgh....
DarkonZeroI stop.
DarkonZeroSHEESH!
DarKrowyum
DarKrowAhh... one more hit?
Sentroid91http://mstiegate.cjb.net/mib.html  <<=== look now, DK
DarKrowFor luck
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Sleep By Windows"4,1
DarKrowokie
DarkonZeroWEE!
* DarKrow finishes his milk and closes the peanut butter
TheCambotVegetable fucker.
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Sentroid91the hell?
DarkonZeroHUH!?!?
DarKrowQUOI!
DarKrowWTF!
BozarthBagoink?
DarkonZeroCam responds in the most weird ways.
Sentroid91I don't want to know what Cam's been doing.
DarkonZeroMe either.
DarKrowsame
Sentroid91actually, I kinda do. Cause I have a feeling it has to do with his stalkee.
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DarkonZeroCam?
DarkonZeroWHAT THE HELL?
Sentroid91heh
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> the hell?
Sentroid91<DarkonZero> HUH!?!?
Sentroid91<DarKrow> QUOI!
Sentroid91<DarKrow> WTF!
Sentroid91<Bozarth> Bagoink?
Sentroid91<DarkonZero> Cam responds in the most weird ways.
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> I don't want to know what Cam's been doing.
Sentroid91<DarkonZero> Me either.
Sentroid91<DarKrow> same
DarkonZero<TheCambot> Vegetable fucker.
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> actually, I kinda do. Cause I have a feeling it has to do with his stalkee.
Sentroid91<DarkonZero> Cam?
Sentroid91<DarkonZero> WHAT THE HELL?
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> heh
DarkonZeroOnce again....
DarkonZero<TheCambot> Vegetable fucker.
DarkonZeroWHAT THE HELL?
DarKrow:-                  o
DarKrowJaw drop
* TheCambot laughs hysterically.
Sentroid91icehole
TheCambotI'm sorry.
DarKrowS'okay
DarKrowwe all lufe you
DarkonZeroBut what did you mean by it?
TheCambotIt just seemed like the thing to do.
BozarthBye guys
Sentroid91yeeeessss....... we lufe you....
Sentroid91c-ya, Boz
Bozarthgotta go
DarkonZeroBye Boz.
*** Bozarth has quit IRC (I can't come back! I don't know how it works! G'bye! G'bye!)
DarKrowBye!
DarKrowWe all lufe you, Cam!
DarKrowWe Loaf you too
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Kraftwerk's14,16,0:6,04,1"Pocket Calculator"4,1
* DarKrow listens to money
DarkonZeroSPEND ME!
DarkonZeroSPEND ME!
DarkonZeroWait...
TheCambotI just felt like saying something odd and obscene and then leaving.
*** DarkonZero is now known as DKsMoney
DKsMoneySPEND ME!
DKsMoneySPEND ME!
DarKrowWHA!
*** DKsMoney is now known as DarkonZero
DarKrowPINK FLOYD YOU TWIT!
DarkonZeroI know.
TheCambotLick a monkey's urinal.
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* DarKrow slaps DZ with the case of his DSOTM CD
DarkonZeroOW!
DarKrowAww look]
DarkonZero<TheCambot> Lick a monkey's urinal.
DarkonZero?????
DarKrowyou broke it
*** TheCambot has joined #Deep13
DarKrowyou put a big crack in the case
TheCambotYeah.
TheCambotSomething like that.
* DarKrow slaps DZ with an iBook
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroYOU CRAPPLE USER!
DarKrow6 pounds
DarKrowit's only good fer slapping
* DarKrow hugs his PC
DarkonZeroDK loves his PC....and I mean loves.....
* DarKrow force feeds the iBook to DZ for that last remark
DarkonZeroUGH!
DarkonZeroAK!
DarkonZeroADAI!
DarKrowEAT IT!
DarkonZero....NO!....
* DarKrow shoves the AirPort add on down DZ's throat too
DarkonZeroHDIWHI!
* DarKrow pushes
DarKrowEAT IT!
DarKrowEAT IT!
DarkonZeroDK pushes brown.....
* DarKrow stuffs a green iMac down DZ's throat too
DarkonZeroHEY!
DarKrowWide end first
DarkonZeroI take it all back....GEEZ!
* DarKrow pulls out the computer hardware... and DZ's teeth too
* Sentroid91 smacks DarKrow with an iBook
DarKrowOW!
DarKrowThat's MY slap phraser
DarKrow-r
DarKrowTheif!
* Sentroid91 opens the iBook and makes DK eat the broken pieces
DarKrowDAH!
Sentroid91heheh
* DarKrow spits them out and burns them
* Sentroid91 picks up the pieces and eats them
Sentroid91whoops
* DarkonZero can't wait for the Army Of Darkness Special Edition DVD to come out.
* Sentroid91 watches as the pieces fall out of him, being that he's a ghost and all.
* DarKrow listens to "Brain Damage"
Sentroid91so, DK. What do you think of mib.html?
DarKrownice
DarkonZeroWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
DarKrowWha?
DarKrowWhat's up with yuo
DarkonZeroWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
* DarkonZero hyper today......
* DarKrow gives DZ a pacifier
DarKrowthere
* DarkonZero takes the pacifier and falls asleep.
DarKrowyou big baby
DarkonZeroZzzzzzzzzzz......
* DarKrow makes lots of loud noise
DarKrowWEEEEEEEEEEEE!
* DarKrow bangs pots
* DarKrow smokes pot
* DarkonZero wakes up.
DarkonZeroWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
* DarKrow gives DZ the pot
* DarkonZero smokes it.
DarkonZeroWOO!
DarkonZeroTHAT IS GOOD!
* DarKrow gives DZ a 40
* DarkonZero drinks the 40......
DarkonZeroWHOA!
* DarKrow hands DZ some LSD
DarkonZeroHey....I don't do drugs.....
* DarKrow hands DZ some XTC and some Ice
DarKrow(Ice = Meth)
DarkonZeroHey....I don't do drugs.....
DarKrowwhaddabout the pot
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DarkonZeroWhat? It ain't a drug......
DarkonZeroUh....wait...
DarKrowHello DEEK
* DarkonZero takes a while to think.
DEEKhey
DarKrowYou a MSTie DEEK
DarKrow?
DEEKi'm brand new to all tiis!!
DEEKsorry
DarKrowah a newbie
DarkonZeroAh...
DarKrowyou watch MST3k?
DarKrowThe show with the shadows?
DEEKnope
DarKrowawww
DarKrowyou have Sci-Fi Channel?
DEEKno i'm chumming up here
Sentroid91ah, we picked up another foreigner?
DarKrowWhere are you?
DEEKontario canada
DarKrowDAH!
DarkonZeroCANADIAN!
DEEKin sudbury
Sentroid91Are you related to Tom Green?
DarKrowWhat is with everybody being FOREIGN!
DEEKno i wish
DEEKlol
Sentroid91do you know him?
* DarKrow smashes his head on the wall
DEEKno
Sentroid91oh
* DarKrow has to go now
DarKrowBYE!
DarkonZeroBYE!
Sentroid91Have you ever heard of The Final Sacrifice?
Sentroid91c-ya, DK
DEEKno
Sentroid91hmm, good
DEEK'???
*** DarKrow has quit IRC (6* DarKrow falls into another dimension... The Shadow Realm)
TheCambotDEEK. What a GEEK. HAHAHAHAHA...ha...................ha.
DEEKfunny guys
Sentroid91www.mst3k.com
DEEKthanks
DarkonZeroDEEK....do you know the Canucks?
DEEKvancouver ripes
DarkonZeroOk.....what about Chris Carter?
DEEKbad!!
DarkonZeroWhat is?
DEEKx-files are wicked
DarkonZeroOh....
DarkonZeroDo you know Bob and Doug by any chance?
DEEKwhat about harshrealm????
DEEKand no the mackenzies are older!
DEEKnice try guys
DarkonZeroWhat do you mean?
DEEKnevermind sorry
DarkonZeroIt's okay....
DEEKthanks
DarkonZeroHow about Alec Trebek......do you know him?
DEEKnope i don't like jeoparty
DEEKu???
DarkonZeroDamn.....
DarkonZeroNo....
DEEKwell thank's for the chatting got to go!!
*** DEEK has left #Deep13
Sentroid91ok, but... d'oh!
Sentroid91I wanted him to see:
Sentroid91http://www.scifi.com/mst3000/experiments/910/
*** Bozarth has joined #Deep13
Bozarthwow...I'm ack
Bozarthback
Sentroid91You're ack?
Bozarthyeah, you got a problem with that?
DarkonZeroI DO!
Sentroid91no, not really. Not with all the other strange things that've happened tonight
BozarthI'm Ack and damn proud of it
DarkonZeroYou missed DEEK.
Bozarthoh?
Sentroid91Cam saying utterly ridiculous stuff..... weird Canadian people coming here.... and other stuff
Bozarthwow..i think
TheCambotHuh.
DarkonZeroCam....
DarkonZeroDon't say you don't remember.
DarkonZero<TheCambot> Vegetable fucker.
Sentroid91Oh, and the fact that a fifth Leprechaun movie is in the works.
BozarthI saw the vegetable thing
DarkonZero<TheCambot> Lick a monkey's urinal.
Bozarthno that
DarkonZeroThat's our Cam.....
DarkonZeroWell my friends and Cam....I outta here. Ciao!
Sentroid91Chao
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Mon Oct 04 19:23:54 1999
Session Start: Mon Oct 04 21:23:39 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Locdog07, Yuji, DarkonZero, IMM, Goku, and Raven-x all owe me deep13.org profiles. please send them to me, or at least tell me that you don't have one -CG'
*** Set by CallipyG on Mon Oct 04 20:34:00
DeRaptorHi there.
DarkonZeroHey....
DarkonZeroCG is on a rampage?
DeRaptorThere's a guy who's a friend of my sister's who calls himself "Super Dork"...would that be considered copyright infringement?
DarkonZeroFor profiles....
DarkonZeroSuper Dork?
DeRaptor<Lodovik> It's taking it to the next level.
DeRaptor<Lodovik> The complete MSTie experience.
DeRaptorExactly what kind of BS is that?
DarkonZeroI don't know....you just dropped it on me.
DarkonZeroI gotta e-mail CG....
DeRaptorwhafore?
DarkonZeroAbout my profile....
DarkonZeroI got one...just not typed out yet...and I don't feel like typing it now.
DarkonZeroI'm lazy....
Sentroid91De: Did you get to the part where I basically flipped out on Lodd and started calling him Ironf's bitch?
DeRaptorOh...not yet...
* DeRaptor wonders if she should read farther.
* DeRaptor shudders at the concept of "Ironf's bitch"...
DarkonZeroHehe....
DeRaptor<Lodovik> I'm getting money back now. There are ways.
* DeRaptor smells a drug ring.
Sentroid91heh, he would
DeRaptorWhat is Lodo's problem? Why does he think that "fansite" and "corporation" are synonomous?
* Sentroid91 shrugs
Sentroid91you get to the part yet?
Sentroid91It should be right after all that stuff I posted about Frank Stallone
DeRaptor<Lodovik> Plus, there are the "evil groups" like Artifice Associates, who just use people for the
DeRaptor  hell of it.
DeRaptorSounds like Slobase.
* DarkonZero pokes at CC with a stick.....
Sentroid91I've never even heard of Artifice Associates until a few months ago. And during a search on Lycos, I found some sort of company list called Artifice
DeRaptorWhy does Loado accuse everyone of e-mailing him?
DeRaptorAnd from yahoo accounts they don't even own?
DeRaptorI only have DeRaptor and CrowTRoboto. Nothing else. Gads.
DarkonZero*COUGH* BULLSHIT *COUGH*
DarkonZeroTowards Lodo....
Sentroid91nobody even owns knob###
DeRaptoryep.
Sentroid91I own 3 addys
DeRaptorreally? how'd ya find that out?
Sentroid91servo911, mstiegate, and michaelsmotherofthebride
Sentroid91Yahoo Pager has a profile thingy
* DeRaptor blinks at all the "BITCH!" and "F*CKER" stuff.
Sentroid91heh
DarkonZeroWell....I see you two hard at work trashing Lodo....a good thing.....but I'll see you later...maybe tomorrow....bye.
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Mon Oct 04 21:37:01 1999
Session Start: Mon Oct 04 23:32:34 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
BobIshmaelDZ!
DarkonZeroBOB!
BobIshmaelCan I send Raven your lame chant?
DarkonZeroYes...
DarkonZeroAnd send it to me.
DarkonZeroI want to hear me.
Raven-xthey got together cause Steven King wanted a BOC song for the movie The Stand and the record company said no, so BÖC decided to re-record it
DarkonZeroBob....you back on your own puter?
BobIshmaelI am indeed!
DarkonZeroYES!
BobIshmaelHere, take this too! It's Cam!(taken out of context)
DarkonZeroTHAT'S GREAT!
Raven-xyesssssssssssssssssssss at cdnow Raw Tracks is now only 12.99 insted of 29.99
BobIshmaelIsn't it?!
Raven-xyeah for me, I'm a big Raven fan
DarkonZeroBob....type /pdcc 99999999
BobIshmaelWe all hate you, you sold out, Raven!
[Raven-x SOUND]
Raven-xhehehehe
DarkonZeroWhat?
Raven-xwhat the heck
Raven-xwhat was Lame?
BobIshmael"Laaaaaaaaaaaaaammmee!"
[BobIshmael SOUND]
[Raven-x SOUND]
DarkonZeroI like me.....
BobIshmaelFunny, no?
Raven-xhehehe
Raven-xyeah
BobIshmael"and you can sit on it... and it vibrates..."
[BobIshmael SOUND]
BobIshmaelHe sounds high, doesn't he?
DarkonZeroCam...
DarkonZeroYes.
[SOUND]
BobIshmaelDZ, want to hear something scary?
Raven-xsounds like my friend Phillip from Louisiana
*** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13
* DeRaptor drops into #Deep13
BobIshmaelDe!
DeRaptorOW! The floor in here is hard.
Raven-xhey De
BobIshmaelDE!
*** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor
BobIshmaelYAAAAY!
BobIshmaelTake these files!
DeRaptor'allo 'gain.
* Raven-x starts running aroudn like an idiot
* DeRaptor draws a Marasuchus talampayensis...not that anybody...really cares...
DarkonZeroBob...what is scary.
DarkonZero. to ?
BobIshmaelIt's DZ and Cam, respectively.
Raven-xok I will go to the payphone right now and send you a voice mail
DeRaptorfiles...
[SOUND]
BobIshmaelAll 800 numbers have ANI.
BobIshmaelAnd that means I have your phone number.
BobIshmaelMWUHAHAHAHAHA!
DarkonZeroThe Cam message scares me.
Raven-xhehe what would the number to the payphone do?
BobIshmaelThat payphone number.
DeRaptorHuh...so...this is Cam?
DeRaptorSheesh.
DarkonZeroOh...hi De.
Raven-xsounds so evil, I better not call
BobIshmaelSiton.wav? Yeah.
DeRaptorAnd Carrie Fisher runs screaming.
[DeRaptor SOUND]
DarkonZero.....
DarkonZeroCam must have been sitting on something....
DeRaptor!!
DeRaptoraaaaaaah!
Raven-xok I'll but that on your answering machine
BobIshmaelIt's taken out of context, which makes it funnier.
BobIshmaelSomething that was vibrating.
DarkonZeroYes....
DeRaptorewww...
BobIshmaelHe was talking about sitting on a dryer.
DarkonZeroAnd he enjoyed it.
DeRaptoraaaaah!
DeRaptorAAAAAAAAAH!
* DeRaptor falls over.
DarkonZeroWe killed De.
BobIshmaelI think she's dead.
BobIshmaelCorrection. Cam killed her.
DarkonZeroYup...
*** DeRaptor changes topic to 'Cam like sitting on dryers...cuz they vibrate...AAAAAAAAH!'
DarkonZeroBlame Cam for that.
DarkonZeroI said lame one too many times.......
*** Mars changes topic to '<TheCambot> And you can sit on it... And it vibrates. '
BobIshmaelNo, ya' didn't, DZ.
BobIshmaelIt was perfect.
DarkonZeroI didn't?
DarkonZeroThanks....
BobIshmaelEspecially that really long "laaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmme."
DarkonZeroAh....
[BobIshmael SOUND]
DarkonZeroA masterpiece
BobIshmaelDon't get cocky, young man.
DarkonZeroOk...
DeRaptor...
* DarkonZero bask in the sun of Glory!
[BobIshmael SOUND]
[BobIshmael SOUND]
DarkonZeroUgh....
[BobIshmael SOUND]
DeRaptorHe does sound stoned.
DarkonZeroI should call your VMB again.
BobIshmaelTold ya'.
DarkonZeroIt's fun.
* DeRaptor wonders what Cam will do to Bob when he gets these sounds.
DarkonZeroLOL!
BobIshmaelOh well.
BobIshmaelHe shouldn't have called my VMB if he didn't want to be blackmailed.
DarkonZeroHey....
BobIshmaelI mean-
BobIshmaelNo, I meant that.
DarkonZeroI'm getting blackmailed, right?
BobIshmaelOf course, but don't let that bother you.
DarkonZeroFine with me....
BobIshmaelI think Raven just called my VMB.
DarkonZeroHehe....
Raven-xdid you get the message
BobIshmaelWhat the hell are you saying?
* DarkonZero feels the urge to turn into a sappy 70's Japanese superhero.
Raven-xheheh try calling the phone number
BobIshmaelYou sound evil on the phone?
DarkonZeroI AM!
*** DarkonZero is now known as Ultra_Dork
BobIshmaelSorry, Raven. No can do. It gave me an "unknown."
Ultra_DorkDamn....
BobIshmaelGuess it can do internationals.
Raven-xdang it
BobIshmaelcan't.
Raven-xit would ahve been funny
Ultra_DorkI thought I had some sort of affect.
Raven-xto call and some old hispanic geezer pick up the phone
Ultra_DorkAGH!
Raven-xno no I said "wow it sounds so evil I better not call"
* Sound request: can't find 'what.wav'
[DeRaptor SOUND]
[Raven-x SOUND]
Ultra_DorkWHAT?
BobIshmaelYou buried your phone?
Raven-xahhhh damn satielites
Raven-xhowever it is spelled
Raven-xbut damn it
[SOUND]
BobIshmael"Wow, it sounds so eveil, I buried my phone."
Ultra_DorkHmmmm....
BobIshmaelevil.
Ultra_DorkOh.....
Raven-xI'll send you a louder one some other day
[DeRaptor SOUND]
*** Mars changes topic to '<TheCambot> And you can sit on it... And it vibrates. <Raven-x> Wow. It sounded so evil, I buried my phone. '
Raven-xsee I have a low voice
DeRaptorahhh...
Raven-xlow mixed with high
Raven-xso it comes out muffled
BobIshmaelI thought you said you had a high pitched voice.
* Ultra_Dork ponders on singing on Bob's VMB.
Raven-xhehehe
Raven-xI'll put on a show
BobIshmael*cough*blackmail material*coucgh*
Ultra_DorkDoesn't bother me....
Raven-xwell I thought it was high
Ultra_DorkAll I said was "Lame".
BobIshmaelMe neither. It's win-win!
BobIshmaelNo, Cam's high.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
Raven-xahhh I see
*** Ultra_Dork is now known as DarkonZero
Raven-xare you Ultra Dork in disguise?
BobIshmaelDuring the day, mild mannered- Aww, forget it.
Raven-xsee on Guam you lose all sense of spelling
DarkonZeroI was irritated when I called....Bob buggin' me to call......GEEZ!
BobIshmaelYeah. If there's one word to sum me up, it's "Shut the hell up, you idiot!"
* DeRaptor ponders calling, wonders if her parents would notice an extra long distance call on the phone bill...
Raven-xI think I'll make the phone call to bob like the one Liam Neeson received
DarkonZeroIt's free De.
* BobIshmael tackles De!
BobIshmaelFor the last tim-!
BobIshmaelOh.
BobIshmaelYeah, free.
Raven-x"Dude heh heh Jedi Master cooooooooooooooool"
DeRaptorOw!
DarkonZeroThe "Thank you" in my message was a keeper.....
Raven-xLiam Neeson really got a message like that on the phone one night after the preview was released
DeRaptorGeez.
BobIshmaelYeah, I liked it.
* DeRaptor is stupid.
DeRaptorbite me.
* DarkonZero bites De.
DeRaptorOw! Geez.
DarkonZeroYou said.....
DeRaptorSo...what's that number?
Raven-xI think I will, there might be some good chewin' on you
DarkonZero1 -877-225-3195
BobIshmael1-877-225-3195!
BobIshmaelSee! DZ knows it!
DeRaptorOkay.
* DeRaptor writes it down for later, when nobody's home.
BobIshmaelI also have a few more, in case you freaks use up all my time.
DarkonZeroI got it memorized cause that's all I saw.....
[BobIshmael SOUND]
* DarkonZero hopes he didn't forget his PIN# memorizing Bob's VMB#.
DarkonZeroNope...
DarkonZeroI didn't....
DarkonZero*PHEW*
DarkonZeroWho wants my PIN#
DarkonZeroWait....
DarkonZeroNevermind.
DarkonZeroI was going to keep saying lame till the time ran out....but.....I got bored.
DarkonZeroDAMN!
DarkonZeroI was going to call again.
DarkonZeroBut my dad gets all nosey......
*** DeRaptor has quit IRC (WichitaFalls.TX.US.StarLink.Org Durham-R.NC.US.StarLink.Org)
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*** Raven-x has quit IRC (WichitaFalls.TX.US.StarLink.Org Durham-R.NC.US.StarLink.Org)
*** Mars has quit IRC (WichitaFalls.TX.US.StarLink.Org Durham-R.NC.US.StarLink.Org)
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
Session Close: Mon Oct 04 23:57:27 1999
Session Start: Mon Oct 04 23:57:36 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
DarkonZeroOk....
BobIshmaelWB!
DarkonZeroWhat the hell happened?
BobIshmael'split?
DarkonZeroI was talking to myself for the past 5 mins.
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
DeRaptorHeh...um...big lagflood, then you left.
BobIshmaelWe heard about the PIN.
DarkonZeroOk....
DarkonZeroYou're not getting it!
BobIshmaelAnd your nosy dad.
DeRaptorLas thing you said was "But my dad gets all nosey......"
DarkonZeroOk...
DarkonZeroMoving on.....
BobIshmaelDZ, how did hearme.com work out?
DarkonZeroI din't sign up yet.
DarkonZerodidn't even.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
* DeRaptor brings in an animal crate and wonders if she should let the Marasuchus out.
DarkonZero....
BobIshmaelDepends, De... What is it?
[SOUND]
BobIshmaelIs it cute?
BobIshmaelAnd fuzzy?
DeRaptorIt's...a little long-legged ferret-sized protodinosaur.
DeRaptorYes, it's cute and fuzzy.
BobIshmaelDamn!
BobIshmaelI hate cute, fuzzy things!
[BobIshmael SOUND]
DeRaptorWell...it's not THAT cute...it's bitey, too.
DarkonZeroI got all vocal when I said "laaaaaaaaaaaammmmme".
Raven-xso do you deep fry them?
DeRaptorAlthough it's puny as dinosauromorphs go.
BobIshmaelDid you?
[BobIshmael SOUND]
DeRaptorNo, I do NOT deep fry Marasuchuses.
DarkonZeroListen again.....
* DeRaptor blinks at the lameness.
BobIshmaelWow!
DarkonZeroAlmost did a high note.
BobIshmaelDZ could be a tenor!
DarkonZeroI am.
* Raven-x is still freaked out by this Pavement he owns
BobIshmaelOh.
DarkonZeroI'm one of three.
BobIshmaelDZ, can I give out your number?
* DeRaptor pokes and anchovy through the bars on the animal crate and lets the Marasuchus chomp it up.
BobIshmael*ahem*
BobIshmaelArea code...
DarkonZeroMy home phone #?
BobIshmael7
Raven-x671
BobIshmael0
Raven-xis my area code
BobIshmael2
* DeRaptor goes to scour.net and searches for pavement.
* BobIshmael ahems again.
BobIshmaelPrefix...
BobIshmael7
BobIshmael3
BobIshmael3
BobIshmaelAnd the final four...
DarkonZeroGreat.....more prank calls......
* BobIshmael looks at DZ.
DarkonZeroLuckily I got Caller ID.
Raven-xheh does it cost more?
BobIshmaelYou should really stop me.
* DeRaptor opens the crate and takes the little ferret dino out.
DarkonZeroBob....
DarkonZeroGo ahead if you want...
BobIshmaelYes'm?
* DeRaptor puts the Marasuchus down Bob's pants and runs.
BobIshmael'kay.
BobIshmaelAnd the final four...
BobIshmael8
DarkonZeroMy family's phone # is on call list arounfd the country.
BobIshmael8
BobIshmaelYou too, huh?
BobIshmael8
BobIshmaelAaaaaand...
* DeRaptor watches the marasuchus leap out of Bob's pants and runs squealing for its crate.
* BobIshmael stops.
BobIshmaelDamn me and my morals!
DarkonZeroHehe....
DeRaptor8\?
* BobIshmael looks down his pants.
BobIshmaelHeeey.
BobIshmaelHow'd you get there?
DeRaptorIt ran away.
DarkonZeroIf you call 733-2883....you get a Blockbuster down the street from me.
* BobIshmael picks up the pseudo-ferret.
BobIshmaelDAMNATION!
* DeRaptor peeks in at the terrified dinosauromorph.
BobIshmaelDamnation about the ferret.
* BobIshmael watches DZ lie about his number.
Raven-xhey De if you want to hear what Pavement sounds like I can make an mp3 for you of one of their songs
BobIshmaelTsk, tsk.
DarkonZeroI'll even say my phne # 733-8883.......there.
BobIshmaelI'll give out Cam's number now.
BobIshmaelOoooh. 2883!
* BobIshmael ponders calling DZ.
*** Marasuchus has joined #Deep13
* Marasuchus drops into #Deep13
MarasuchusOW! The floor in here is hard.
*** Mars sets mode: +o Marasuchus
DarkonZero702-733-8883.....
DeRaptorwould ya?
* Marasuchus squeaks.
BobIshmaelA talking psuedo-ferret?!
DeRaptoryep...stupid alias.
BobIshmaelSure.
DarkonZerobob....go ahead and call.
BobIshmaelI can get long-distance for free. No sweat of my back.
* Marasuchus hops over to Darkon and climbs up his pantsleg.
BobIshmaeloff.
DarkonZero....
DarkonZeroDe.....
BobIshmaelDon't tell me to because I will.
DeRaptorwhat?
DarkonZeroGET IT OUT OF MY PANTS!
DarkonZeroWAIT!
DeRaptorUh...
Raven-xhehehe
DarkonZeroSCRATCH THAT!
BobIshmaelIt's like in that Terry Pratchett book.
Raven-xthat is funny
* Marasuchus scratches that.
BobIshmaelThe ferret?
DarkonZeroAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
* Raven-x can't help but laugh at Darkonzero
* BobIshmael breaks into an MC Hammer rap.
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
* DeRaptor rotfl.
Raven-xthat isn't an MC Hammer song
* DarkonZero wonders why everyone laughs at his follies........
BobIshmaelHow do you know?
DeRaptorYou've got a ferret-dino up your pants! It's funny!
Raven-xoh I guess I don't I better shut up now
* Marasuchus squeals and runs out of Darkon's pants.
BobIshmaelIs Blockbuster open 24 hours?
DarkonZeroYou like that....don't you De?
Raven-xno not in my area
DarkonZeroAnd not in mine Bob.
* Marasuchus runs up Bob's back and bites at his hair.
Raven-xthey close on Guam like 1:30 a.m.
* BobIshmael ponders calling the aforementioned Blockbuster and getting private information from the peon working there.
BobIshmaelDamn you!
DarkonZeroHehe....
BobIshmaelStupid psuedo-ferret!
BobIshmaelOh well.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
Raven-xheh I want to show up at BLockBuster the minute they close just to scare the crap out of them
DarkonZeroCam and his vibrating.....
Raven-x"you have Godzilla, and why are your pants wet"
BobIshmaelUm...
* Marasuchus wonders if you sat on the marasuchus, if it would vibrate.
DarkonZeroUGH!
DeRaptord'oh...wrong window.
DeRaptorI hate that.
DarkonZeroI'm not doing that!
* Marasuchus squeaks.
DarkonZeroI'll step on one.
* BobIshmael installs the hearme.com junk.
BobIshmaelThis better be worth it.
DarkonZeroBob...
DarkonZeroYou gotta have people join it to work.
BobIshmaelI know.
DarkonZeroI think.
BobIshmaelBut I'm bored.
DarkonZeroYou won't get me.....
DarkonZeroOk...you will...
DeRaptorwhat exactly is that?
DarkonZeroOh evil one.
DarkonZeroDe...
DarkonZeroVoice chat.
DeRaptorah.
DeRaptoranother'n.
DeRaptorfigures.
BobIshmaelSomething that DZ and Cam conned me into.
DarkonZeroI did not!
* DeRaptor ponders finishing her Marasuchus drawing and then sending it to people so they know just what climbed up their pants.
DarkonZeroI conned myself.
BobIshmaelI always like to know what crawls up my pants.
DarkonZeroThe HearMe.com proggie used to be known as Roger Wilco.....a video game voice chat device.
DarkonZeroMpath bought the proggie from the makers and now became HearMe.com.
DarkonZeroI'm a tech geek.
DarkonZeroTo the core.
BobIshmaelAHHHH!
BobIshmaelStupid installer.
DarkonZeroThough I mostly destroy stuff....
Raven-xyou know what they really need to push the mp3 scene to the extreme, is a minidisk player that plays mp3s
BobIshmaelI'm an anti-nerd. Although I know alot of stuff about computers, I refuse to admit and snowboard/paintball to make up for it.
DarkonZeroJust get a MP3 portie.
BobIshmaelPotty?
DarkonZerough....
BobIshmaelSorry.
BobIshmaelVery..
BobIshmaelVery..
BobIshmaelSorry.
BobIshmaelI couldn't help myself.
BobIshmaelI know what will make us feel better!
[BobIshmael SOUND]
* Marasuchus squeaks.
DarkonZeroDiamond's Rio looks like a good MP3 portable device.
DeRaptorYes, we know. Hush.
DarkonZeroDe...
Raven-xthey are gonna make expandable memory cards for the mp3 players pretty soon
* BobIshmael gets a hammer and walks over to the Marasuchus.
DarkonZeroWho you talkin' to?
BobIshmaelHi Marasuchus.
* Marasuchus scampers up De's back, sits on her shoulders, and preens its fuzz.
DarkonZeroRaven....they already have.
* BobIshmael tinks the Marasuchus.
BobIshmael*tink*
BobIshmaelHmm.
* Marasuchus squeaks and runs.
BobIshmaelIt's just not the same.
Raven-xhow much memory in one card?
DeRaptorOh, good one, you just broke its frickin' scapula...
DarkonZero32....
Raven-xwoah
DarkonZero32 MB.
DarkonZeroI think....
Raven-xhow much though?
BobIshmaelWhat use does a ferret have with a spatula?
* DeRaptor retrieves the Marasuch from under the couch and puts its foreleg in a sling.
DarkonZeroGo to Diamond's site.
DeRaptorShut up, Bob.
* Marasuchus squeaks.
BobIshmaelYes'm.
Raven-xdo they have cd playes that play mp3 now?
Raven-xplayers
DarkonZeroYup.
Raven-xcool I need to buy one
DarkonZeroUh...
DarkonZeroDon't....
* BobIshmael ponders sending everybody Cam's entire message.
Raven-xwhy?
DarkonZeroThey still have bugs to work out.
DarkonZeroThough the players are $200.
DarkonZeroUh-oh...
DarkonZeroNot again....
DarkonZeroDAG NABBIT!
DarkonZeroHello...
Raven-xeeck Bugs
[BobIshmael SOUND]
Raven-xare the creators of Winamp having anything to do with the cd players that will play mp3s?
Raven-xcause now that Winamp is free how will they make money?
DarkonZeroRaven....no.
BobIshmaelUm... Selling crack?
DarkonZeroBob...
DarkonZeroYou did it again.
DarkonZeroLAME!
DeRaptoryipe...
DeRaptorPoor Darkon.
* DeRaptor wonders if Darkon go boom this time.
BobIshmaelAHHH!
DarkonZeroWhat?
BobIshmaelDZ, try my server.
DarkonZeroOk...
* DeRaptor puts the Marasuchus outside.
*** Marasuchus has quit IRC (Leaving)
DarkonZeroI'll be back.
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
BobIshmaelAwww.
Session Close: Tue Oct 05 00:23:14 1999

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