#Deep13_991003.log

Session Start: Sun Oct 03 11:43:42 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Out to crunch.'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Sat Oct 02 22:06:27
TimmylingHi DZ>
Timmyling.
DarkonZeroHey...
ManosManLoc then started MSGing me... oh, hi DZ.
DarkonZeroHey...
TimmylingHey...It's Fat Albert.
DarkonZeroHehe...
ManosManHehe.
TimmylingGo on, Manny.
DarkonZeroContinue....
ManosManHe started saying weird things and typing crazy stuff, without a care.
DarkonZeroLoc?
ManosManYep.
DarkonZeroDid that>
DarkonZeroWell...
TimmylingLike what?
DarkonZeroThat's Loc.
DarkonZeroI think.
ManosManFinally, he said something that scared me...
ManosMan"I'm not going back in there again."
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
DarkonZeroI wonder why....
TimmylingBack in where?
ManosMan#deep13
DarkonZeroHmmmm...
TimmylingWell, he had to have come back in here, he changed the topic.
DarkonZeroSomeone musta said something to him that hurt his feelings.
TimmylingUnless he changed it last night.
ManosManWhich he did.
DarkonZeroHe changed it last night.
TimmylingOh no.
ManosManIt was more an action than it was a statement, DZ.
ManosManI'll restate it for you, DZ...
DarkonZeroOk...
TimmylingWell, this is just dandy.
ManosMan<ManosMan> Well, De and her Crow clone were having one of their imaginary fights the other day...
ManosMan<ManosMan> And then Loc thought it might be fun if he kicked Crow, which he did.
ManosMan<ManosMan> De and Loc had this big argument over him kicking the Crow clone.
ManosMan<ManosMan> And then Loc starts going on about how Crow is just this imaginary figure, and that it really shouldn't matter.
ManosMan<ManosMan> And then this led to De excessively kicking Loc out of the room.
DarkonZeroAhh....
ManosMan<ManosMan> What's worse (and what probably helped twist Loc a bit more) is that the Crow clone, under op control thanks to De, startied kicking him out too.
DarkonZeroI think I know what's going on....
ManosManThen you came in when we were talking about the strange MSG's.
DarkonZeroHis feelings were hurt.
ManosManMm-hmm.
TimmylingLoc's been hyper-sensitive around De lately, since he got back from CA.
DarkonZeroI'm not saying anymore about that.
TimmylingAnd this is just like whacking him in the head with a sledgehammer.
ManosManExcessively.
DarkonZeroWe know he will be back.
ManosManOh, although this isn't important, CG was here last night.
DarkonZeroCG was dead.
ManosManHmm.
ManosManYeah, but he found time to share one or two comments with us.
DarkonZeroAfter I left.
ManosManHeh. Yep.
DarkonZeroAfter stating I was in a bad mood.
DarkonZeroWell.....Loc will return....
TimmylingDuring one of his bouts of depression last week, Loc said something along the lines of "It's not worth living" and "you wouldn't know if I was dead or not."  Last night is building on this.
DarkonZeroCause I act the same way at times....
TimmylingAnd this is all between us three and Mars.  Got it?
DarkonZeroI know....
TimmylingOkey.
DarkonZeroI got it.
ManosManYep.
ManosMan<Mars> Same here.
DarkonZeroWell....I know we make fun of Loc.......but it's not like we mean it.
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ManosManIgnore that there clone.
DarkonZeroThough I get the impression that what Loc says...he means....sometimes.
TimmylingYeah.
DarkonZeroAnd I react badly to his remarks about me....cause that's me.
TimmylingI take them in stride most of the time.
DarkonZeroThere are times I don't like to make fun.
DarkonZeroAnd don't want to take the joke.
DarkonZeroI do let some slide....
DarkonZeroOh well....
DarkonZeroShall we move on?
ManosManYes, we shall.
DarkonZeroSo....
TimmylingWe shall.
TimmylingYup.
ManosTest(Ignore me.)
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
* DarkonZero ignores ManosTest.....
* DarkonZero kicks ManosTest.....
ManosTestOw!
ManosManWhere's Bob been lately? I see him on ATTMTN, but never here.
TimmylingTrivia's STILL not up...
ManosManYep.
TimmylingYeah, Bob's been missing as of late.
* DarkonZero is lookin' at picture at www.meccaworld.com....
ManosManProbably cuz his monitor hasn't been fixed yet.
DarkonZeroMan....
DarkonZeroI wish I was at E3.
ManosManHuh.
DarkonZeroThe video game expo.
ManosManYeah, I know.
ManosManAnon might be going.
DarkonZeroGoing where?
ManosManTo E3.
DarkonZeroIt's already passed.
DarkonZeroDone and over with.
ManosManThe upcoming E3 in L.A.
DarkonZeroAnother one?
DarkonZeroDAMN!
ManosManYep.
TimmylingHey, there's a movie called "Omega Doom."
TimmylingHow coincidental.
TimmylingSilence.
DarkonZeroSorry...
DarkonZeroI was lookin' at pictures....from E3....
*** ManosTest is now known as Ignoramus
DarkonZeroFinally my fave game's sequel will be out.
TimmylingWhat?
DarkonZeroInterstate '82
ManosManOhh...
TimmylingMine's already come out, Gex 3.  But it's really easy.
TimmylingAnd so was Crash Bandicoot 3.
DarkonZeroI like car combat.
TimmylingI like car combat to a degree.
DarkonZeroAnd Devo is part of the games' soundtrack.
TimmylingOoooh.
DarkonZeroI like Devo.
TimmylingI instantly like this game.
DarkonZeroThree unrealsed songs from the 80's.
DarkonZeroUnreleased even....
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DarkonZeroI got a .AVI of it.
Cal-CroweHowdy
DarkonZeroCC!
DarkonZeroBOZ!
TimmylingCC.  Boz.
Bozarthhey
Cal-CroweI just bought a SelectVision player
DarkonZeroI'll watch the .AVI now.
Cal-Croweat a yard sale
ManosManOh, hey there Cal, Boz.
Cal-Crowedoes anyone have a SelectVision player?
ManosManYard sale?
ManosManHow much did it cost?
Cal-Croweyeah
Cal-CroweI got 30 movies and a player for 25 bucks
ManosManWow.
BozarthWhat's SelectVision?
DarkonZeroAnd watch it break after 2 seconds....
ManosManHeh.
Cal-CroweSuperman, Sound of Music, Ordinary People, Fiddler on the Roof, ..
Cal-Crowetoo late
* ManosMan was starting to wonder what that was, too.
Cal-Croweit looks like it doesn't work :-(
ManosManHuh.
BozarthCal got suckered
ManosManHeehee.
TimmylingAww.  And just as we were about to find out what a SelectVision player was.
DarkonZeroYou probably might not find any parts to it either.....
Cal-Crowegood thing is that the guy whos running the sale said i can return it if it doesn't work
ManosManSo, Cal, what was a SelectVision player?
ManosManCool.
Cal-Croweits kinda like Laser Discs but its all magnetic
Cal-Croweand they weigh a ton...
ManosManOhh...
Bozarthand you bought it why?
DarkonZeroDamn....you must be strong Cal.
Cal-Croweum.....who's ignoramus?
TimmylingHeh.
ManosManAnd this was on the market when?
TimmylingManny's clone.
Cal-Croweearly 80's
ManosManOh. That's my pIRCh clone.
TimmylingAnd it was made why?
ManosManEesh. I see why it was heavy.
Cal-Croweit was made by Montgomery Ward ....
Cal-Crowewhich doesn't exist anymore
DarkonZeroNo kidding,,,
DarkonZeroI used to work for Montgomery Ward....
BozarthMontgomery Ward does too still exist
* Cal-Crowe looks up SelectVision
DarkonZeroThey won't fix it.
Bozarthdoesn't it?
ManosManNow it's called Ward's.
Bozarthsame thing
DarkonZeroIt should be called "SlaveWorks".
BozarthHold on BRB
Cal-Croweheh
*** Bozarth is now known as Boz-Away
ManosManYeah. It'd really be funny if you actually took it to a Ward's...
ManosMan"Uh... what the hell is this?"
DarkonZeroThey charge him $25 to find out the problem....
ManosMan"It's a SelectVision."
Cal-CroweI bought it because it came with a bunch of good movies....
ManosMan"A Select what? I never heard of it."
ManosMan"You guys used to make it in the early 80's."
ManosMan"Honey, I was in elementary school back in the early 80's."
ManosManAnd then it ends.
DarkonZero"80's....what were the 80's?"
Cal-Crowe"But do you have a-" NO!
ManosManHehe.
Cal-Crowe"But do you have a-" NO!
Cal-Crowe"But do you have a bathroom?"
ManosManHehe.
DarkonZero"Come on...." NO!
Cal-Crowe"Oh....sure up the stairs and across the hall way"
ManosMan"I was just gonna say-" NO!
Cal-Crowe...."then you walk down the stars and walk up..."
ManosMan"Thanks. Could you come with?"
ManosMan"NO!"
Cal-Crowe"MO!"
ManosMan"MOO!"
DarkonZero"You can hold my....." NO!
ManosManHeehee.
TimmylingI wonder what's going on.
DarkonZero"...stuff while I was going."
ManosManOh. We're shopping at Ward's.
Cal-Crowe"Where's the cond-" "No!"
DarkonZeroThat still didn't sound right.
DarkonZeroWhat I said.
Cal-Crowecond= condiments
Cal-Crowemwa ha ha ha
ManosManCondiments? Do they have a food stand at Ward's now?
DarkonZeroNot where I live....they used to.
DarkonZero"Can you show me...." NO!
DarkonZero"....the way out....this place sucks."
Cal-Crowehttp://griffin.multimedia.edu/~deadmedia/dedani.gif
ManosMan"I'm shopping at Sears from now on."
* DarkonZero checks what's new at "Stickfigure Death Theater".
ManosManHmm. There's a hot dog stand outside of the nearby Ward's. I wonder if that counts..
Cal-CroweWeiner Ward's
Ignoramus8,1Please ignore me.
ManosManHeh.
DarkonZeroGoto www.stickdeath.com
* ManosMan should note that the nearby Ward's is only a 15 minute walk.
* DarkonZero points out that a walk to the nearby Ward's is an hour.
ManosManHeh.
Timmyling*points out that he's never heard of Ward's in his life.*
ManosManWhat the bloody hell... ?
* Cal-Crowe points out that a walk to the nearest Ward's is 4 hours
ManosManDZ, that site is goofy!
DarkonZeroYup.
ManosManNow I'm convinced that you are a full-fledged wacko.
* DarkonZero watches a self-defense class in stick figure.
ManosManOoh. I know thw strangest people...
DarkonZeroThe male is getting his ass kicked.
ManosManthw = the
ManosManMST Manos: I ate jello today...
ManosManHOGANnWo15: cNow if that jello wasn't black jello Al Sharpton would say "We must fight! We must walk! Gather around all and walk until the black jello is equal to the cherry!"
Cal-CroweTHAT SITE IS AWESOME!
DarkonZeroLook at the self-defense class one....
DarkonZeroIt's good.
ManosMan"Be sure your pacemaker is Y2K compliant. A public service message from www.STICKDEATH.com."
ManosManLOL!
DarkonZeroI just saw that one...
DarkonZeroLOL!
Cal-Crowehttp://www.stickdeath.com/limo.gif
DarkonZeroLook at the Shockwave stuff.....
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DarkonZeroThe Shockwave stuff is funny.
DarkonZeroSo.....how do you guys like that site.
DarkonZero. to ?
ManosManRob Lewis... is one funny-assed freak.
DarkonZeroThere is another stikfigure death site.
DarkonZeroHold on...
DarkonZerowww.sfdt.com is the other site.
*** Boz-Away is now known as Bozarth
DarkonZeroWow....so much blood from a skinny stik figure.
Bozarthback
DarkonZerostick even...
DarkonZeroWB Boz...
ManosManwb, Boz.
ManosManDZ discovered the goofiest site on the web.
DarkonZeroI known about it for sometime....
DarkonZeroKu used to do these stikigure death comics....and I looked for some site did the same....
ManosManAnd yet, you only share it with us now?
Cal-Crowethis site is FUNNTY!
ManosManHehe.
DarkonZeroHey....
BozarthStick Deaths...I've seen uit
Bozarthit
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Raven-xhello everyone
DarkonZeroThere is a theme song...
ManosManHey there, R-x.
DarkonZeroHey Raven,
ManosManCheck this out... www.stickdeath.com
ManosManDZ found it.
ManosManHold on...
DarkonZeroI'm lookin' at all the Shockwave ones....
*** ManosMan has quit IRC (There goes a narwhal...)
DarkonZeroThe theme song to the site is there.
Raven-xeeck the cpu is overloaded
*** Ignoramus is now known as MSTManos
MSTManosThere.
Cal-CroweI love the bear bike one
MSTManosNow I can chat via pIRCh.
DarkonZeroThe Theme song is good...
MSTManosR-x, seen it yet?
Raven-xyeah
Raven-xhehehehe
Raven-xI like it when they had them in the line up
MSTManosThat was a classic, hehe.
DarkonZeroLook at the PSA Raven....
* MSTManos wishes an op would show up.
Raven-xok
* Bozarth saw "Idle Hands" last night
Bozarththat movie was awesome
DarkonZeroWas it?
Raven-xman the stick figure wqrestling match  is hillarious
Bozarthyeah
Bozarth"look.....a clue"
* Cal-Crowe has idle hands
* Cal-Crowe chokes Boz
Cal-Crowei can't help it!
BozarthACK
DarkonZeroHey.....some of the Shockwave ones are interactive.
*** Bozarth is now known as BoZombie
BoZombieHey...I'm undead now
* MSTManos just listened to the StickDeath theme song.
MSTManosThat was great.
TimmylingWhere is it?
Raven-xI haven't checked out blair stick
MSTManosIt's in the "Shocked Sh!t" section.
Cal-CroweI know of a site with Star Wars stick figures
MSTManosHeh. The hate mail section is something.
Cal-Crowehttp://www.stickdeath.com/limo.gif
BoZombieThe cowboy kids show one is hilarious
Cal-Crowehttp://www.yarsrevenge.com/ is The Star Wars Stick Figure Webpage
Cal-Crowehttp://www.yarsrevenge.com/swpics/maul.gif is Darth Maul stick figure
Raven-xdamn the millionaire onein shillarious
MSTManosExecution Game is fun!
Cal-CroweInjection is my fave
Cal-Crowehttp://www.yarsrevenge.com/swpics/stormtrooper.gif
MSTManosThe Millionare one is LOL funny.
TimmylingGotta go.
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Raven-xI like the millionaire
BoZombiewww.stickdeath/cowboy.html   This is hilarious
MSTManosAww... bye, 'ling.
BoZombieI love that one
BoZombie"Don't cry kids"
MSTManosHeehee!
MSTManosThat was too funny!
Cal-Croweheh "Exit" takes you to disney.com
MSTManosEww...
BoZombie"Cut the crap Bob"
Raven-xhehehe United Sticks of America
MSTManosMan... check out "Hunter"
MSTManosThat is sick, man.
Raven-xI like Hunter the most
DarkonZeroHehe...
DarkonZeroI just saw that one.
Raven-xhttp://www.stickdeath.com/rundwn.htm
Raven-xcheck that one out
MSTManosWhat does he say?
MSTManos"F*ck you!"
DarkonZeroUgh...."Pushin' Brown"....
DarkonZeroFunny....but ugh,
MSTManosEww.
MSTManosI thought that was sick too.
MSTManosIck.
* MSTManos continues to wait for an op to advertise this site... DK's our best shot.
DarkonZeroHehe....
Raven-xDe should come in here anytime soon
DarkonZeroYou think he would do that?
MSTManosHeh. I wish.
MSTManosI dunno. De might find it a bit revolting...
DarkonZeroI think De doesn't like the site since I told of it before.
Raven-xhehehe oh well
BoZombieThe Baseball is great
MSTManosHuh.
Raven-xStick Evil is a good one
Raven-xhow about Jerry 3
MSTManosHold on a sec...
MSTManosbrb
DarkonZeroUgh....Jet Pack....
*** MSTManos has quit IRC ("Cut the crap, Bob.")
BoZombiejet pack was cool before I saw it from the camera
DarkonZeroHehe....
Raven-xhehehe Bozombie
DarkonZeroRelease!
DarkonZeroUGH!
BoZombieYeah..Cal had idle hands and he choked me to death
Raven-xhow did he do it with Idle hands?
BoZombieIdle hands are the devil's workshop
BoZombiehis hand was possesed and it killed me
Raven-xahh, see it wasn't making since that he killed with lazy hands that do nothing
Raven-xperhaps IDle hands is good, proably better than let's say Waynes World, or Waynes World 2
DarkonZeroI like Wayne's World.
Raven-xI never liked either one
DarkonZeroDEATH TO STICK FIGURES!
Raven-xI hate to disappoint you but Dana CArvey was way better than Mike Myers
DarkonZeroYeah...
Raven-xI'm still wondering how adam sandler got into SNl, was he casted cause the director was drunk that day?
BoZombieDennis Miller refered him to Lorne micheals
BoZombiewhat?
Raven-xwow then Dennis Miller is an idiot
Cal-Crowebaq
DarkonZeroWB CC.
Cal-CroweIt was Dennis?
Cal-Crowefiggers
Raven-xI never liked Dennis anyway, yet somehow he still manages to have a show on HBO
Cal-Crowe1234
Cal-CroweDennis Miller is a whore
Cal-Croweerr, bore
Raven-xboth at the same time
Cal-CroweYou know that a comedian is going broke when he is doing phone commercials
* BoZombie looks at Zippos on Yahoo! Auctions
Raven-xheh like Chris Llyod, except he is an actor
Cal-Crowedamn
Cal-CroweI wish i could afford to get the Werecrow outfit...
Raven-xhehehehe
Raven-xI proably wouldn't even be able to fit into it
Raven-xMike Nelson is proably taller than me
Cal-CroweI'm tall.....5 foot 8
Raven-xI'm 5 foot 4
Raven-xlast time I checked I was
Cal-Crowei need to the puma man mask so i can make people kill puma man
Cal-Croweto get the...
DarkonZeroI just want Frank's costume.
Raven-xhehe puma man mask is proably a very useful item
Raven-x"what was that grade again?" "1.........hundred" "that's right"
Cal-Crowei would shave someone's back hair for 5000....
Raven-xewwwwwwwww
Raven-xgross
BoZombie?
Cal-CroweI'm building a Crow anyway
BoZombieI know a guy who said he had about 2inch long back hairs
Raven-xwould you shave it from a fat redneck generic wrestler from some trailer park wrestling federation/
Raven-x?
BoZombiehe's my age
Cal-CroweI'm going to get the soapdish, hands, and shoulders
Cal-Crowethen i just need the Cooper mask, floralier, and e pin
Cal-CroweI have the arms
Raven-xoh you are making a crow
Cal-Croweyep
Raven-xcool
Raven-xwhat do you use to make the arms and legs?
Cal-Crowespecial lamp parts
Cal-CroweI have the arms minus the shoulders and claws
Raven-xahh I see
Raven-xwell I have to leave now
Raven-xbye
BoZombiebye
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DarkonZeroWe are all leaving.....
DarkonZeroDamn.
* BoZombie has a whole Pizza hut pizza in the fridge ready to be eaten
DarkonZeroHEY!
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
BoZombieuh.....damn...I think
DarkonZeroI wish I had a whole pizza.
BoZombieI'm not eating it ALL...only a slice or two
DarkonZeroI'd eat it all.
Cal-CroweI am going to STAY!
DarkonZeroCool...
DarkonZeroNot all are laving.
DarkonZeroleaving even
BoZombieI'm not too hungry
BoZombieI'm staying
* Cal-Crowe 3has left #Deep13
DarkonZeroCal...
DarkonZeroIt didn't work.
BoZombiethat's not leaving at all
* Cal-Crowe is hungry...
Cal-CroweBRB
* DarkonZero stops lookin' at the stickfigures
DarkonZeroAll that death...
DarkonZeroT'was funny...
DarkonZeroJet Pack was diturbing though.
DarkonZerodistrubing even...
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* DeRaptor drops into #Deep13
DeRaptorOW! The floor in here is hard.
*** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor
DarkonZeroDe?
DeRaptoryello.
DeRaptoryes?
Cal-Crowehey De
DarkonZeroYou gotta fix that....
DarkonZeroYou keep fallin'
DarkonZeroI'm surprised you're not dead.
DeRaptorHmmm...yeah...well, I'm a cartoon.
DarkonZeroLike the stickfigures.
DarkonZeroThey die alot.
DeRaptorI guess.
* Cal-Crowe plays his favorite sound!
* DarkonZero needs to get off the fixation of dying stickfigures....
DarkonZeroOk...
DarkonZeroWho got the little kid to say Fook?
* Sound request: can't find 'kick.wav'
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* Sound request: can't find 'kick.wav'
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
DarkonZeroCC....send this way...
DarkonZeroMe no have.
[SOUND]
Cal-Crowe which one?
DarkonZerokick.wav
Cal-Croweok....hehe
DeRaptorwham.
* DarkonZero feels like turning into a sappy Japanese superhero!
DarkonZeroI AM!
*** DarkonZero is now known as Ultra_Dork
Cal-CroweCap'n Crotch Peanut Butter Puffs
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
Ultra_DorkHmmmm...
Ultra_DorkWhen the Brady Kids go insane.
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
* DeRaptor hides.
* Ultra_Dork makes his trademark stupid stance.
Ultra_DorkYou shall not succeed.
* Cal-Crowe does the hokey pokey and turns himself around
Ultra_DorkCause I shall succeed.
DeRaptorgotta go
*** DeRaptor has quit IRC (When this gray world crumbles like a cake, I'll be hanging from the hope that I'll never see that recipe again...)
Ultra_DorkAnd you will not.
Cal-Crowe(Thats what it be all about
Ultra_DorkWell...
Ultra_DorkWe scared De off.
Cal-CroweHell...
Cal-CroweO
Ultra_DorkOr I did.
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
Cal-Crowedo you have rowsdower.wav ?
Ultra_DorkThe one wheere it goes "Rowsdower" all the time?
* BoZombie smiles cause he recorded rowsdower.wav
BoZombieI don't have it though
Cal-Crowewhy?
Cal-Croweyeah
Ultra_DorkI got it.
Ultra_DorkLet me ind it.
Cal-Crowessend it
Ultra_Dorkfind even.
Cal-Crowedon't ind it
Ultra_DorkHold on...
*** Ultra_Dork is now known as DarkonZero
DarkonZeroIta biggin'!
* /sound: no such file 'mstrows~.wav'
* Cal-Crowe ponders causing some mayhem at irc.scifi.com
* /sound: no such file 'mstrows~1.wav'
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DarkonZeroCC...I feel the same.
DarkonZeroI feel like going to HomeLame....and tormenting them again
Cal-CroweI'm going to see if Lodocrap is there...
DarkonZeroProbably talking to himself.
Cal-Crowe*** Topic is 'www.solbase.com Just add water!'
BoZombieand wait 360 days
DarkonZeroI thought it was another Millenium.
* Pump DCC up to 99999999 bytes
DarkonZeroI pissed Lodo off...
BoZombiehow?
DarkonZeroHe says I have no part in the war.
DarkonZeroSo I bugged him.
BoZombieI'm not undead anymore
DarkonZeroConstantly.
*** BoZombie is now known as Bozarth
BozarthI'm better
DarkonZeroGlad to have you back Boz.
BozarthI was starting to smell
DarkonZeroYou're tellin' me.
DarkonZeroWOO!
Cal-Crowe<KevinMurphy> has anyone seen Lodo-whats his name? he wanted to chat with me...
* Bozarth Lysols himself
* Cal-Crowe puts a tree air fresener on his beak
DarkonZeroHey....you think I should draw a group picture where everyone is identifiable?
DarkonZeroBoz....you will be leaning still.
Cal-Crowe '\(>_<)/ KITCHEN BITCH!!!!!!'
Cal-Crowefrom #Starwars
DarkonZero???
Bozarthleaning?
DarkonZeroYeah...
DarkonZeroYou know.....you like to lean...
BozarthWait...lemme think
Bozarthyou've seen my hair, right?
DarkonZeroIt's gonna take me a while to draw it though.
DarkonZeroBoz....no.
BozarthLemme get a refernce picture for you....
DarkonZeroOkie!
* Cal-Crowe draws a picture of Mars with blue hair on him...
DarkonZeroShould I put a interpretation of Mars in the picture?
Cal-CroweMars is really Gladace R. Gertrude
-Bozarth:#Deep13- DCC Send shortcut to cody's stuff.lnk (216.138.13.27)
Cal-Crowehuh?
Cal-Crowe-Bozarth:#Deep13- DCC Send shortcut to cody's stuff.lnk (216.138.13.27)
Bozarthdon't worry about that
DarkonZeroOk.
* Sound request: can't find 'rowsdower.wav'
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
DarkonZeroI don't have the rowsdower.wav
Cal-Crowechange the name
DarkonZeroOh....
DarkonZeroLater.
DarkonZeroI'll do that later...
DarkonZeroUgh....
DarkonZeroBut I do have to go...
DarkonZeroI'll BBL..
DarkonZeroLater.
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Oct 03 14:03:24 1999
Session Start: Sun Oct 03 14:45:31 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '* ManosMan is playing a game on his Game Boy... <Cal-Crowe> which game? <ManosMan> Um... I'd rather not say... <Locdog07> Pokemon? <Cal-Crowe> Pokemon?'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Sun Oct 03 14:46:55
Locdog07Hi DZ
Cal-CroweDizZ
DarkonZeroHey...
ManosManHey there, DZ.
ManosManYipee. pIRCh uses DCC.
Cal-Crowewhat the sam hell is pirch?
DarkonZeroAnother IRC client.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* Cal-Crowe SING A SONG OF ELMO!
ManosManIt's supposed to be second-best compared to mIRC.
DarkonZeroIt is second best.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
Cal-CroweI have mIRC
DarkonZeroThough I never used it.
ManosManI also have mIRC.
ManosManNever gave it up.
Cal-Crowewhats so good about pirch?
DarkonZeroWhat's with little kids these days.....learning the word "f*ck" from Elmo.
Locdog07He's evil
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Locdog07Oh, Pirch..
* Cal-Crowe SING A SONG OF ELMO!
Cal-CroweLoc's "darn" makes the sound better
ManosManElmo... how did he become so big all of a sudden?
Locdog07idunno
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
ManosMan"Big Bird got screwed!"
Locdog07uhhh...
DarkonZeroElmo....he went into porn.....that's how.
ManosManNo, not THAT kind of screwed, Loc...
Cal-Crowe"Big Bird has a PlayBird!"
ManosManHmm... pIRCh has this thing similar to "Slap!" Lemme try it out...
ManosManManosMan slams a 60 lb unix manual on ManosMan 's head. That gotta hurt... but then again... where there's no sense... there's no feeling!
ManosManUh-huh...
Locdog07Cam's online
DarkonZeroRUN!
ManosManThere's also a "Hug" but there's no way in hell I'm gonna try that.
ManosManNo!
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
TheCambotMmm.
ManosManWell, the spirit of the devil himself is with us today... uh, I mean, hi Cam.
DarkonZeroHey...
DarkonZeroCam....
DarkonZeroWhat's...
DarkonZeroUp....
Cal-Crowehi Camobila
TheCambotOh, no, the new embodiment of Adolf Hitler is trying to make contact with me...uh, I mean, hi Manos.
Cal-CroweCammed if you do, Cammed if you don't.
TheCambotHa!
Locdog07Oh no, a jerk. Hi Cam.
DarkonZeroCma likes Hitler!
DarkonZeroCam even/
DarkonZeroHe called me Hitler once.
TheCambotI do not.
Cal-Crowe<TheCambot> I'm going to say "Heil Hitler" at my graduation
TheCambotI said no such thing.
ManosManNo...
Cal-Croweyou did
ManosMan<TheCambot> My goal is to be valedictorian and say "Heil Hitler!" as my speech.
Cal-Crowethats it
ManosManTHAT'S what he said.
Cal-Crowethank you
Locdog07<TheCambot> At my wedding with Katie, I'm gonna say "Heil Hitler!" as my speech
* Cal-Crowe adds that little chestnut to his quote file
ManosManYou're welcome.
ManosManHehehe.
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Cal-CroweCam likes Bill Murray.....
* DarkonZero opts to stay out of the circle for a moment.
Cal-Croweconnection?
Locdog07Heil Murray!
ManosManHeehee.
TheCambotHuh.
Locdog07Bill Murray's gonna make a remake of that old Charlie Chaplin Hitler movie thing
Cal-CroweThe Great Dictator?
Locdog07Yeah
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Cal-Croweremaking a Chaplin film is satanic
DarkonZeroI like that movie.
Cal-CroweChaplin's films should be left alone
DarkonZeroYup...
DarkonZeroPure classics.
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Locdog07In a dark room
Locdog07Never to be watched again
ManosManHeh.
TheCambotLoc, he is not.
Locdog07Wow, Cam took me seriously, that's a first.
TheCambotWell, it was an odd thing to say.
Locdog07And you don't say odd things?
TheCambotNever.
DarkonZeroOkie.
DarkonZeroWe "beleive" you.
Cal-CroweI want to see The Great Dictator but the local video rental only has Pauly Shore, Jim Varney, and porn
Locdog07"So I rented porn, I was so nervous I had to get *something*"
ManosManHehe.
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
Cal-Crowethe oldest movie they have is Yellow Submarine....
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* Cal-Crowe sound sound.wav
TheCambotWell, that movie rocks. Just rent that a lot.
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Locdog07Space Ghost don't like that movie.
Cal-CroweI have Yellow Submarine....the new video version
* DarkonZero needs to find out when "Army Of Darkness (Special Edition) DVD" is coming out.
Locdog0719 days till BWP Special Edition comes out
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Cal-CroweDidn't Zorak devour Raymond?
Locdog07Yep.
DarkonZeroYes.
Cal-Croweaww
Cal-Croweisn't that cute
TheCambotUm...BWP?
Locdog07"Let's look back on all the fun we had with our special friend....Raymond!"
Locdog07Blair Witch Project, Cam
DarkonZeroRaymond did come back....
* Cal-Crowe remembers "Banjo"
DarkonZeroBANJO!
Cal-Crowe10:30 AM -5:00 PM
* DarkonZero throws his arms up!
* Locdog07 catches DZ's arms
DarkonZeroI knew that was coming...
Locdog07Man, you wanna be careful
Locdog07Those'll come down in Winter
DarkonZeroCause I was gonna say it myself.
Locdog07"In Winter he says?"
* Cal-Crowe looks at his Pelect-o-Pission player
Locdog07"Man, that takes muscle!"
Cal-Crowethe discs are huge!
DarkonZero<The Discs> We're huge!
Locdog07I knew that was coming
TheCambot"If you were never born...blah...blah...Diffr'nt Strokes would still be on the air!"
Locdog07huh
* Locdog07 looks at Cam
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroYou shouldn't look at him directly.
Locdog07He's like an eclipse
* Locdog07 gets some Cam-Goggles
DarkonZeroNo...
* Locdog07 looks at Cam through them
Locdog07Man
DarkonZeroHe's unbearable to look at.
* Locdog07 realizes Cam's horrible looks are melting his goggles
Locdog07Ahhh!
* Locdog07 hides
DarkonZeroHave we made fun of Cam enough?
* Cal-Crowe ponders auctioning off the SelectVision discs to some collectors...
DarkonZeroI have....
Locdog07No.
TheCambotCan I vote?
DarkonZeroNo.
Cal-Croweno
DarkonZeroYou just sit in the corner.
DarkonZeroOk...
DarkonZeroI'm not done yet.
DarkonZeroI still have some things to say about him....just not now.
Locdog07
DarkonZeroLoc locked up again....
Cal-Crowe0 Cam needs to take a shower?
DarkonZeroAs with Cal.
Cal-Crowe0 Cam needs to take a shower!
DarkonZeroOk....Cal didn't lock up.
Locdog07heh
Locdog07Cam
Locdog07Oops
ManosManHey!
ManosManI haven't made fun of Cam yet!
ManosManSave some room for me.
DarkonZeroGo Manos...you have the floor.
ManosManOkay...
ManosManUm...
ManosManCam's... a big... dumb... head... dweeb who likes Bill Murray. The end.
DarkonZeroManos....
DarkonZeroNot very imaginative.
TheCambotBravo.
Locdog07..the hands of Fate?
* Cal-Crowe opens up his Superman: The Movie SelectVision disc
ManosManYeah, but the art to making fun of Cam isn't like that. I can't just automatically make something up.
Cal-CroweIT'S A RECORD!!!!
Cal-CroweIT"S A FRIGGIN RECORD!
ManosMan!
DarkonZeroCal seems pissed.
Locdog07Drunk?
DarkonZeroLoc....
DarkonZeroNot that....
Locdog07ah
DarkonZeroWe are not in Brit Land.
Locdog07Darn
Locdog07Well, I'm the op!
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Cal-CroweHow can you see video on a record?
Locdog07And that made Manos leave
DarkonZeroThough I know pissed means drunk in Brit Land.
Cal-Croweit's impossible!
Cal-CroweI can auction them off for twice the price....
DarkonZeroIf someone is interested in them.
DarkonZeroTo collect.
DarkonZeroOr stuff.
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Cal-Croweheh
Cal-CroweI got 30 movies...
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ManosManCal, which of the movies do you think is the best?
ManosMan(Of the 30)
Cal-Crowequality or the movie?
ManosManThat too.
ManosManThese are all pre-1980 movies, right?
* Locdog07 wonders how a Polar Bear gets on a tropical island
DarkonZero.....
Cal-Crowethe "newist" is Thriller....the making of and the video
DarkonZeroAGH!
Cal-CroweI'm going to sell that...
DarkonZeroYou should!
ManosManAck!
Cal-CroweI'm going to make a list of all the films...ok?
Locdog07Man, in one episode of The Fruitties, Roly is attacked by a Polar Bear and he runs off to tell the others about it, and they say "Don't be silly" and he says "Okay" and that's the last you hear of it.
DarkonZeroOr burn it!
Cal-Crowedon't burn!
Cal-Croweplastic!
ManosManHeh...
DarkonZeroMelt then....
DarkonZeroHESH!
* DarkonZero thinks something is wrong with his keyboard.
Locdog07What were you saying Hesh about?
* ManosMan wonders if Roly will realize he (she?) has several claw marks on him (her?) anytime soon.
DarkonZeroHESH UP YOU!
Locdog07Roly's a he.
ManosMank
TheCambotUm...who is this Roly?
DarkonZeroNo he's not!
Locdog07He's in a cartoon, Cam.
Locdog07A cartoon which I'm gonna revive in 20 years.
Locdog07And use it to parody stuff.
ManosManNo! Now Cam's gonna wanna be interested!
TheCambotWhat cartoon?
ManosManSee?
Locdog07Roly's the one who says "Hi friends! Don't worry...I am here...now..." in lineread.wav
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
Locdog07No, Cam.
Locdog07Not even if you paid me.
Locdog07paid?
Locdog07Uh...
TheCambotIt's The Fruitties. I saw you say it.
Locdog07darn
* DarkonZero misses Eek! The Cat......
TheCambotNow what is "The Fruitties"?
Locdog07It's a French cartoon.
DarkonZeroAH!
TheCambotIs it bad?
DarkonZeroFRNCH!
Locdog07Very bad.
Locdog07Very badly done, anyway.
DarkonZeroSO BAD I CAN'T SPELL FRENCH!
ManosManVery bad, yet very laughable.
ManosManAccording to Loc, anyways.
Locdog07"Remember the old phrase? 'He who sings, scares evil'" - a quote from the Fruitties
* DarkonZero has to get the VCR ready for Animal Farm.....
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DarkonZeroMy dad really wants to see that movie....
TheCambotIs it on tonight, DZ?
DarkonZeroYes....
Locdog07The music that starts after the "Hey!" in lineread.wav is Roly's theme music, Manos.
ManosManMan... that is some horrible dialogue.
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ManosManHeh.
Locdog07And the guy saying "Hey!" is called Pak.
ManosMan"Munkus... will be back... at any minute!"
Locdog07Monkus.
ManosManRight.
Locdog07Because he's a monkey.
DarkonZero.....
DarkonZeroThis cartoon scares me.
Locdog07It scares me too
Locdog07They had a really scary ep on a pirate ship, and Roly kept seeing demons laughing at him
ManosManI haven't seen it, yet it scares me.
Locdog07And there was a ghost on the ship, and it was in league with a duck.
* DarkonZero remembers Danger Mouse....and mourns the toon.
Locdog07And the duck gave Roly a lollipop, and then plugged the lollipop into an outlet (how did that get on a pirate ship) and Roly is elecrecuted.
Locdog07electricuted.
DarkonZeroI liked Danger Mouse.
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Locdog07Hi DK
DarkonZeroDK!
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow
ManosManI did too...
DarKrowHey!
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
ManosManHey there, DK.
DarKrowManos, you play pokemon?!
DarKrowHey All!
ManosMan...
ManosManMaybe I do...
DarKrowCome out and say it
Locdog07He does
TheCambotYou do.
DarKrowI wont hurt you
TheCambotI will.
Locdog07Heh
DarKrowmuch 4:1-)
* DarkonZero wonders if he should get back to playing FF7.
ManosManOh, c'mon! Gimme a break! At least I'm not obsessive... you have to gimme credit for that.
Locdog07Woah
Locdog07DK's in love
DarKrowtrue
DarKrowno
DarKrowwell actually yes
Locdog07heh
Locdog07k
DarKrowwith a girl IRL
DarKrowVicky
ManosManUh...
Locdog07Alright, stop showing off now.
ManosManHow was that brought up?
DarKrowI dunno
TheCambotJesus, DK, that was cornier than my Katie talk.
ManosMan"These and many more mysteries on the next... um... TV show that's on the Discovery Channel."
ManosMan"Yes."
* DarkonZero has many girls......as friends...but still, they like him very much.....and this is IRL.
DarKrowThe point is i am in love
TheCambotShut up, DK! My god!
DarKrowoh wel
Locdog07"I like him very MUCH!"
* TheCambot covers eyes.
DarkonZeroYup.
DarKrownm
DarkonZeroThey like me VERY MUCH!
DarKrowlet's talk about something less personal
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarKrowwhat'
ManosManAck... my nephews and little brother are wrestling... lots of noise, noise, NOISE!!!
DarKrowwhat's new?
ManosManAnd some more pain.
DarkonZeroManos....an uncle?
DarkonZeroWeird.
ManosManHey, DZ, didn't I say something about DK liking that stick figure site?
DarkonZeroNo....
ManosManYeah. Sad, isn't it?
DarkonZeroDoes he?
ManosManI dunno.
ManosManTell'im.
DarkonZeroI like the site....
ManosManI did too.
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DarKrowWha?
DarkonZeroDK.....check out www.stickdeath.com.
ManosManBut does HE like it?
* DarKrow listens to DSOTM
Locdog07Death Socks Of The Moors
DarKrowDark Side Of The Moon
DarkonZeroDarth Sidious's Ode To Meat.
DarKrowDoom Sayers Of The Moon
DarKrowI dunno
DarKrowDoom Sayers Of The Moon
DarKrowdoh
DarKrowDark Side Of The Moon
ManosManDumb, Stupid, Obvious Tales of Me
DarkonZeroA Cambot story.
Cal-CroweDoes anyone want a list of my Select Vision films?
DarKrowThis is a freakin weird site
ManosManHehe.
ManosManI do, Cal.
Locdog07Gotta go
DarkonZeroBye!
ManosManBye, Loc.
Locdog07Byeee
[Locdog07 SOUND]
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DarkonZeroLoc was in a good mood.
DarkonZeroGood for him.
DarkonZeroMoving on.
ManosManYeh...
DarKrowWeird
DarKrowbLAIR sTICK
ManosManDK, the site, the site!
ManosManSo he has seen it.
DarKrowNo
DarKrowI'm looking at it now
ManosManUh... right.
DarkonZeroHow do you like the site so far?
DarKrowWeird
DarKrowbut mildy entertaining
Cal-Croweanyone else want a Select Vision movie list?
DarKrowno
DarkonZeroCC....not really.
DarkonZeroSorry.
* ManosMan wonders why he was interested...
Cal-CroweI'm going to auction each film seperate so i can make more money if i make some
DarkonZeroDK.....look at the PSA.
ManosManOh, right.
ManosManI'm bored.
DarKrowno
Cal-CroweAll the movies are pretty good
DarKrowI'm bored of this site
DarKrowI'll go to gamecenter instead
DarkonZeroOk...DK really doesn't like the site.
DarkonZeroGAMECENTER?
DarKrowYeah
DarKrowI want Quake III
DarkonZerowww.gamespot.com or www.videogames.com
DarkonZeroThat's the place to go.
ManosMan24 Winnie the Pooh and Friends
ManosManACK!
Cal-Croweheh
* DarKrow will BRB 14,15(2,15 14,15)
Cal-Crowegreat films though?
ManosManMan, Cal, most of your collection is full of crappy films.
ManosManYeah, but...
ManosManSome films are more eviler than others.
DarkonZeroThe more to MSTreat Manos....
Cal-CroweMSTorment
DarkonZeroMSTriumph!
Cal-Crowecrappy? name all the crappy ones
ManosManHeh. Number 21 was the film that probably sold you.
ManosManWell... more evil than crappy.
Cal-Crowe21?
Cal-Croweacually it was Superman and Patton
ManosManYeah...
* DarKrow checks the size of the Quake III Demo
Cal-CroweI left one disc off though
Cal-CrowePippin
ManosManOh my God, you got "The Natural"???
Cal-Croweit will come with the player
ManosManStarring...
ManosManJoe Don Baker???
Cal-CroweI bought them all as one package
Cal-CroweJOE DON BAKER????
ManosManAs George Herman Ruth even?
* Cal-Crowe looks at the disc
DarKrowJoe Don was in Mars Attacks
DarKrowand he died too!
DarKrowhehehe
Cal-CroweDAH!!!
ManosManYeah, but his last moments dying weren't seen...
ManosManTold ya.
DarKrowAnd he was in Goldeneye
DarKrowbut in that you see his *ulp* behind
DarKrowHOLY!
ManosManOoh. You got "The Pink Panther"
DarKrow33.5 MB!
DarKrowDAMN!
DarKrowNo way!
DarkonZeroDK....
* DarKrow has to go potty (BRB)
ManosManHeh.
DarkonZeroIt's is huge.
DarkonZeroI would like to D/L the Quake 3 Arena test....
DarkonZeroBut I don't have the time.
* Cal-Crowe gets a measuring tape to see how big the disc is...
* DarKrow is back
DarKrowFriggin huge
DarkonZeroOr the patience.
ManosManI wonder if Cal died of shock when he found out he bought a JDB film... oh, nevermind.
* DarkonZero wonders how big the Unreal tourney demo is.....
DarkonZeroI'm lazy...I'll check late.
DarkonZerolate to later.
ManosManCal? Still there?
* DarKrow gets the SC3000 BAT
DarkonZeroTRIBES!
DarkonZeroI feel like playing it.
DarkonZeroI wonder if there is a new patch.....
* DarkonZero goes to chck.
DarKrowchck?
DarkonZeroCheck....oopie.
DarKrowk
DarKrowtipos
DarkonZeroI'm a TRIBES player.
DarkonZeroNope....no new patch..
* DarkonZero wonders if there is a new patch for Mechwarrior 3....
DarkonZeroChecking for that too....
Cal-Crowei'm back
* DarkonZero realizes he hasn't played Descent, Descent 2, Descent 3, and Descent: Freespace for quite some time.
Cal-CroweIf it STARRED him i would destroy it
Cal-CroweI'm soooooooo glad Mitchell wasn't in there
DarkonZeroHehe.
Cal-CroweWhen I auction them, the bidding will start at 5 dollars
Cal-Crowethe player needs a new stylus though...
ManosManMitchell wasn't where, now?
Cal-CroweManos, what do you think about the list?
ManosManInteresting.
ManosManA select few are kiddie flicks, though.
ManosManAnd what's with buying "The Sound of Music"???
Cal-Croweas i said again, all the films were together
ManosManOkay...
Cal-CroweThe Sound of Music is a good movie
Cal-Crowedon't bash musicals
DarkonZeroAnd he like saying "The hills are alive...."
Cal-Croweunless it's Girl in Gold Boots or l....
ManosManHeh.
Cal-CroweThe hills are alive..
Cal-Croweheheheh
DarKrowwith the sound of gunfire!
Cal-CroweLOL!
DarkonZeroDamnd MW3 patch....6MB....
ManosManHeehee!
DarKrowI'd kill for a Cable Modem
DarkonZeroSame here.
DarkonZeroBut $40 a month.
DarKrowHell I'd settle for ISDN
ManosManOh my goodness... Randy Newman does a score on "The Natural"
DarKrowor ADSL
Cal-Crowein Singapore, one theater owner cut all the songs out of the movie when he showed it
ManosManSheesh... I'm stuck with 56K for life...
ManosManHeh.
* DarkonZero wishes that he could win the big Jackpot out here in Vegas....
ManosManYikes.
DarkonZeroThen I'd get a cable modem...and my own place....
Cal-Croweyou're in Vegas?
DarkonZeroAnd my own computer.
DarKrowVivaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Las Vegas!
DarkonZeroCC...I thought you knew?
DarKrowyes Vivaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Las Vegas!
Cal-Croweno....
DarKrowVivaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
DarKrowVivaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
DarkonZeroI thought everyone knew.
DarKrowLas Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeegaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!
DarkonZeroI mention m living here alot.
DarkonZerom to me.
Cal-CroweHello Seigfried!
Cal-CroweHello Roy!
Cal-CroweHello Seigfried!
Cal-CroweHello Roy!
Cal-CroweHello Seigfried!
Cal-CroweHello Roy!
DarKrowDZ, Did you try the Star Trek Ride thing?
DarkonZeroYs...
DarkonZeroYes even.
DarkonZeroWas truly lame.
DarKrowMy dad liked it
DarKrowhe went out there with my mom for their anniversary
DarkonZeroThe beginning ......was a equivalent to shutting off the lights and blowing air up your ass......wait...they did that.
DarKrowSome time in like 2001 I'm heading out there with 'em
ManosManHehehe.
DarkonZeroIt was the transporter thing when they shut off the lights.
Cal-Croweis anyone going to see Animal Farm tonite?
DarkonZeroI am.
ManosManZuh?
DarkonZeroWho wants a .AVI of a cool game?
DarkonZeroInterstate '82
Cal-CroweManos, are you intersted in any of the titles?
ManosManNot really...
DarKrowI'm gonna record it
DarKrowooh
DarKrowI'd better set up the VCR
DarKrowBRB!
ManosManMost of them are okay, I guess.
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BobIshmaelWoooooooo!
ManosManBob!
Cal-CroweBobbie!
DarkonZeroBOB?
BobIshmaelManny!
DarkonZeroBOB!
ManosManWoo-hoo!
BobIshmaelDZ!
Cal-CroweBOOB!
BobIshmael*does a little jig*
ManosManHehehe!
ManosManIt's been a while, old buddy!
BobIshmaelI'm still using java, but at least it's my MY ISP.
DarkonZeroLong time no kil....er....see.
DarkonZeromy MY?
BobIshmaelEeep.
DarkonZeroMy, my, my, no, no, no!
BobIshmaelBlame this laptop. Lousy keys.
DarkonZeroOh...getting all fancy, eh....
DarkonZeroLaptop now, eh?
Cal-CroweMy parents say that the Thriller S
Cal-Crowevideo is worth a lot
BobIshmaelWell, no. My aunt is letting me use her laptop.
DarkonZeroOk...eh,
BobIshmaelShe's a go-go business woman of the 90s.
DarkonZeroHehe...
DarkonZeroCam will never show up again.
DarkonZeroWe scare him off.
BobIshmaelYAAAYY! I mean, why?
DarkonZeroWell....
DarkonZeroWe don't scare him.
DarkonZeroWe insult him.
BobIshmaelYes. We do.
BobIshmaelHIgh five!
* DarkonZero high-fives Bob.
DarkonZeroWOO!
BobIshmael*highfives DZ without using the /me command*
DarkonZeroOh yeah...
Cal-Crowe WHATS wrong with your computer, bob?
DarkonZeroYou're Ling-like now.
BobIshmaelWhy haven't any of you bastards called my VMB?
BobIshmaelMonitor burnt out.
Cal-Croweoh
DarkonZeroBob...I keep forgetting the number.
ManosManBob, I called...
BobIshmael1-877-225-3195
BobIshmaelYou did not!
DarkonZeroOk...
ManosManYeah...
ManosManI was the guy called James Walsh.
BobIshmaelIs that a mosquito?
* DarKrow is back from setting up the VCR
BobIshmael*wanders away from the laptop*
DarkonZeroYou'll know it's me calling when you here a slight Canadian accent.
DarKrowBOB!
DarKrowHey!
DarkonZerohere to hear
BobIshmael*backs*
Cal-Croweyou'll know it's me calling if you hear air raid sirens
BobIshmaelIt was. It's dead now.
BobIshmaelThat'll learn it.
* DarkonZero wones if Emeneezer will be back....
DarkonZerowonders even.
DarkonZeroDAMND KEYBOARD!
DarkonZeroAGH!
BobIshmaelMan. My aunt is ding yogo now. Is she go-go or what?
* Cal-Crowe reaches into his pocket and pulls out a Hobgoblin
BobIshmaeldoing.
* Cal-Crowe throws the hobgoblin on Bob
BobIshmaelAwww, how cute.
ManosManWell, Bob... now that you're back, more people can fear us.
BobIshmaelHey! Get off my golf cart!
Cal-Crowe<Hobgoblin> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BobIshmaelStupid hobgoblin. It stold my golf cart.
BobIshmaelstolE
Cal-Crowe<Hobgoblin> We hate Quantas!
BobIshmaelManny, oh? Like who?
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BobIshmaelI don't strike terror into many people.
DarkonZeroExcept Katie.
ManosManLike all the foreigners.
ManosManHer too.
ManosManAnd all the dumb people.
* Cal-Crowe watches the Hobgoblin throw gravy on Manos
ManosManHey!
* DarkonZero wishes Bob was there when Emeneezer showed.
* ManosMan kills the Hobgoblin with a sheet of paper.
DarkonZeroHe was a dumb one.
Cal-Crowe<Hobgoblin> arghhhhh
DarkonZeroAn AOL'er.
BobIshmaelA dumb AOL'er?
DarkonZerowho touted himself as a hacker.
ManosManaka "Typical AOLer"
ManosMan"Emeneezer"?
BobIshmaelThis sounds great. Anyone get a log?
BobIshmaelA cheese log, I mean.
DarkonZeroHe had a affinity to skinny white asses.
DarkonZeroI have one.
ManosManEnlighten me on this "Emeneezer".
DarkonZeroBut forgot what day.
BobIshmael*checks mail and ATTMN*
ManosManHehehe...
*** Cal-Crowe is now known as Emeneezer
DarkonZeroManos.....h was just a dumbass.
ManosManOh. So he was a wandering newbie?
DarkonZeroWho came across #Deep13/
ManosManI see.
DarkonZeroYes...
DarkonZeroI got a thrat from him before he left.
DarkonZeroThreat even
DarkonZeroHe said he blow off my skinny white ass.
BobIshmaelThat sounds vaguely erotic.
DarkonZero....
DarkonZeroUgh.
Emeneezeryou people are boing
DarkonZeroCal...
*** Emeneezer is now known as Cal-Crowe
Cal-CroweDZ...
DarkonZeroWeren't you there when he showed?
BobIshmael*wonders if his aunt would let him download mIRC*
Cal-CroweI called him Emeneezer Booze
DarkonZeroHehe.
DarkonZeroI stole his nick.
Cal-Crowe ...and Ememeezer the Geezer
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Darphod_KGrrrrr
DarkonZeroDK!
*** Mars sets mode: +o Darphod_K
*** Darphod_K is now known as DarKrow
DarKrowAhh
BobIshmael*laughs at DK's misfortune*
DarKrowShaddup
Cal-Crowehey!
Cal-CroweEmeneezer Booze
DarkonZeroThat's typical Bob.
BobIshmaelHey! That would make for a good catch phrase if I had a sitcom!
* DarkonZero tries to top eating Chex mix...but can't.
Cal-Crowethat tupical topic fanny-fantastical...
DarKrowI can top that
BobIshmaelEx: Bob does something zany and DZ's says...
DarKrowEating Double Stuff Oreos
BobIshmael-'s
DarKrowYAY!
DarKrowI found an MP3 of Stairway
DarKrowAwww
BobIshmaelto Heaven?
* DarkonZero wonders why he is in Bob's ideas....
DarKrowyes
DarKrowand no
DarKrowthe link was broken
DarKrowDamn
BobIshmaelDammint, DZ! You're in my sitcom whether you like it or not!
DarKrowAnybody got an MP3 of Stairway To Heaven?
DarkonZeroOk....SHEESH!
BobIshmaelNow, say the line.
DarkonZeroThat's our numbnuts for ya?
DarkonZeroIs that good?
BobIshmaelClose enough.
ManosManHeh.
ManosManOoh. pIRCh lets you be on two different servers within the single program.
ManosManOh, God! Help me!
DarKrowso does mIRC
DarKrowjust have a multiple instance
ManosManThe Backstreet Boys are on TV!
ManosManHelp me!
* DarKrow shoots Manos's TV
DarkonZeroCHANGE IT!
ManosManThanks...
ManosManUm... my brother has the control.
DarkonZeroKILL HIM!
ManosManAnd DK already shot the damned thing.
DarkonZeroSTILL...KILL YOUR BROTHER!
BobIshmaelHmm. Hypothetically, I could take this thing (the laptop) into the bathroom with me.
BobIshmael(evil laughter)
ManosManNo... he's changing the lyrics to the song.
* Cal-Crowe slaps Bob's face around with a SelectVision cassete
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TheCambotBOB!
ManosManOh, great. Cam is here.
TheCambotI mean...oh, Bob.
BobIshmaelCamalo!
DarkonZeroHey.....
DarKrowCAM!
ManosManSorry to have him ruin your visit, Bob.
DarkonZeroOur special friend is here.
ManosManHuh.
BobIshmaelDon't worry, Manny. I have a bat here, in case Cam gets out of line.
TheCambotManos, does all this mean our little peace treaty has run up?
ManosManHeh. Great.
ManosManWhassat, Cam?
DarKrowSettle down you two
DarkonZeroBob....you missed Cam's ranting of porn sites.
BobIshmaelGood.
TheCambotRagbabbit, DZ. That's not what it was.
BobIshmael*AFKs*
ManosManOh my God! One of the BSB has a top on!
DarkonZeroCam....it was.
* ManosMan dies.
TheCambotNo. It wasn't.
TheCambotBSB?
ManosMan(From shock... in the worst way.)
TheCambotBarbecued Sardine Bachelors?
ManosManUh.. nevermind, I'm still alive.
Cal-CroweBlue Shirted Bastards?
ManosManYou could say that, Cal...
DarkonZeroAGH!
DarkonZeroJABBERJAW!
TheCambotBabylonian Swine Boppers?
DarkonZeroAaaaah....
Cal-CroweBeefy Shell Binders
DarkonZeroGamespot TV!
ManosMan?
BobIshmael*backs*
TheCambotBig Slimy Belgians.
TheCambotBach-Singing Baby-boppers.
TheCambotWhoa.
ManosManCam, you may have heard this hundreds of thousands of times, but the joke's over.
TheCambotI meant baby boomers. I've been Barneyed.
TheCambotBut...[It's] So Blooming [Fun]!
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TimmylingHi there.
ManosManCam? No.
DarKrow'LING!
BobIshmaelLING!
ManosManHey there, 'ling.
TheCambotLing-a-ding-ding.
TimmylingLoc came back?
DarkonZeroLING!
TimmylingHI THERE!
ManosManYeah.
Cal-CroweBeat it, won't you?
BobIshmaelWHOO! It's 'ling everybody!
TimmylingUm...me?
BobIshmaelLookit!
DarkonZeroLoc was in good spirits.
TimmylingGood.
TheCambotHmph. Nobody got this excited when I came in.
TimmylingHeh.
ManosManWow. That's new.
DarkonZeroIs Cam sulking?
BobIshmaelYeah. I didn't want to comment on the Loc in good spirits thing. I can never seem to tell what is in good taste and what isn't.
TheCambotManos, are you going to the convention? Because if you do, I'm going to put a yamalca through your liver...or something.
BobIshmaelCam, if you
TheCambotIf I.
ManosManThe best we can do right now to greet you, Cam, is for all of us to mug you, beat you and take all your money.
BobIshmaelARGH!
DarkonZeroI'm going.
BobIshmael*grumbles*
BobIshmaelStupid mumble grumbles.
ManosManOnly if Bob agrees to take me.
TimmylingBye DZ.
TheCambotWell, as long as you're using me for my money, I guess it's okay.
TimmylingHeh.
DarkonZeroLing...
DarkonZeroI meant I was going to the con.
TheCambotBob, you were saying?
TimmylingI see.
BobIshmaelManny, I'm just pretending to take you. I'm going to drive to LA and then speed away right as you open the car door.
TimmylingI'm probably going.
BobIshmaelCam, Manny said it before I did. So there.
TheCambotYeah, and then stop every few blocks and let him get really close, then take off again.
ManosManFine. But chances are, you're gonna break the door off.
BobIshmaelCam, I'm doing the same thing to you.
DarkonZeroI'm taking a plane to the con.
BobIshmaelNone of you freaks are setting foot inside my bus/
TheCambotBob, I have a ride. I don't want in your blood-stained car anyway.
BobIshmaelPERIOD!
* DarkonZero is taking a plane to the con.
ManosManBut, Bob! I thought you said you were gonna take Cam and drop him off in a deserted place!
BobIshmaelI am. But then I'm going to pretend to let him back in and drive off.
* Cal-Crowe looks for his copy of Animal Farm...
BobIshmaelIt's a two-fer.
ManosManOh, good.
TimmylingOoh, that starts in a few minutes.
BobIshmaelThe TNT one?
* DarKrow watches the commercials for FF8
DarkonZeroYeah.
BobIshmaelDamn. I want to see that.
DarKrowThose aren't gameplay shots in those commercials aren't they
DarkonZeroDK...
DarkonZeroI dunno.
DarKrowwha
DarkonZeroNevermind.
BobIshmaelIs it airing at the same actual time in every timezone?
DarkonZeroNo.
ManosMan...
BobIshmaelDAMNATION!
BobIshmaelI hate you all.
BobIshmael*grumble*
BobIshmaelAHHHH!
BobIshmaelOh, that was a private message. Pardone me.
DarkonZeroEven since TNT has 2 satellite feeds.....there is a east and west..
BobIshmael-e
DarkonZeroI made no sence.
* Cal-Crowe starts talking like the waterboy
ManosManThey USED to have an east and west!
DarkonZeroBob's internal monologe...
Cal-Crowewe gonna do some time?
DarkonZero<BobIshmael> DAMNATION!
DarkonZero<BobIshmael> I hate you all.
DarkonZero<BobIshmael> *grumble*
DarkonZero<BobIshmael> AHHHH!
TheCambotTNT always repeats their movies right after it finishes. Are they airing it at 10 too? Someone find out.
DarkonZero3 times.
Cal-Croweyeah
TheCambotOkey-day.
BobIshmaelStupid java.
TheCambotI'll watch it later then.
DarkonZeroI think it shows 3 times.
BobIshmaelWhy am I wearing a dress?!
ManosManCuz it's comfy?
BobIshmael*stares at the deep13.org image of him*
* Cal-Crowe points at Bob
TimmylingThat's a cape.
TheCambotGosh draggit, Bob, answer my PM.
TheCambotI wish I had a deep13.org picture of me to stare at.
BobIshmaelI didn't know you wanted a reply.
TheCambotI do!
TheCambotAnswer!
DarkonZeroWhat is Bob's head?
BobIshmaelAlso, I can't think of anything amusing to say.
TheCambotAcknowledge its presence!
TheCambotIf I were Manos, and you were me, I'd say "What else is new?"
TimmylingIt's Generic Man wearing a fez and a cape, DZ.
BobIshmaelIt's supposed to be a fez, but it looks like more like a tumor.
BobIshmael-like
DarkonZeroI thought it was a bomb.
DarkonZeroBob has a bomb for a head.
TheCambotI read a story about a guy with a bomb for a head.
TimmylingWho?  Bomber Man?
TheCambotBut see...it turned out to be a MENTAL bomb, and he went off.
TheCambotVery intriguing.
DarkonZero.....
TimmylingThat's gotta hurt.
TheCambotReally crappy story.
* Cal-Crowe looks at the #Deep13 logo
Cal-CroweManos, how tall are you?
ManosManIRL?
TimmylingYeah, you look like you're 4 feet tall in the logo.
* DarkonZero is the yet-to-be-shown-guy in the Deep13.org pic.
ManosMan5'3"
BobIshmaelDZ is generic man.
DarkonZeroMeaning I'm not there.
Cal-CroweI'm 5'8"
TimmylingYou're not yet-to-be-shown.  You're Generic Guy.
BobIshmael*me is glad he's tall IRL*
TimmylingMe too.
DarkonZeroI don't want to be generic guy!
BobIshmaelI'm going to make fun of your shortness, Manny.
TimmylingTough.
TheCambotYou and me both, DZ.
ManosManHey, Bob, ya know that guy I was talking about on the ATTMTN post?
Cal-CroweI look like a midget on the logo
BobIshmaelUm... No.
TimmylingYou look like a cross between Crow and Mickey Mouse.
ManosManOkay, then...
DarKrowYou're the other crow like thing Cal
ManosManRead the post.
Cal-Crowedah
TimmylingI'm the midget Crow.
TimmylingSo there.
* DarKrow finds an mp3 of Stairway!
* DarkonZero is going to do his own group portrait....and it will have everyone.
DarKrowChiloopa
ManosManOkay, DZ. How ya gonna pull it off?
Cal-CroweI look like Crow except with a shirt
TimmylingAnd really big feet.
DarkonZeroManos.....I will draw it.
* DarKrow has to go potty (BRB)
TimmylingBut DZ
ManosManOkay, then.
Timmyling!
DarkonZeroI do have a imagination.
TimmylingYou'll have around 5 generic people.
DarkonZeroI'll ask them what they want to be represented as.
Cal-CroweI can make a color picture if everyone sends me a drawing of yourself
TimmylingI'm quite fine with De's logo, thanks.
DarkonZeroI know I'm a hologram of sorts.
ManosManFine. But I must warn you, I'll send in a real bad stick figure.
TheCambotHey, who wants to help me with my screenplay? Everyone? Good. Give me creative ways to kill someone. I won't use any of them, I just need my creative juices to get a-flowin'. If I'm not already juiced.
DarkonZeroHehe....
Cal-CroweI can make a drawing of you ...
BobIshmael*looks at DZ*
* ManosMan could care less for Cam's ideas.
Cal-CroweThe Master!
Cal-CroweCam would be Cambot
ManosManUh... no.
DarkonZeroBob?
DarkonZeroWhat?
BobIshmaelHi.
TheCambotShut up and tell me how to kill people.
TheCambotFunny ways.
ManosManHell no. I'll do that for my own good, thank you very much.
DarkonZeroCam....use your humor....that'll kill 'em.
TheCambotFunny murder.
TimmylingTickled to death.
BobIshmael(rimshot)
TheCambotAhem.
TheCambotFine.
BobIshmaelUmm.. Delayed rimshot, actually.
TimmylingBut I get writing credits, Cam.
DarkonZeroI like me!
DarkonZeroNo one else does.
TheCambotI thought we were all friends. I just asked for a little help through some writer's block. So now, when I think of a way to kill someone, I'll use it on you allllllll!
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TheCambotOh, wait, sorry, that wasn't for this room.
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TheCambotOh, wait, sorry, that wasn't for this room.
ManosManwb, Bob.
BobIshmaelGrumble.
BobIshmaelYou try to resize a window...
TheCambotHappens to me all the time.
ManosManHuh.
TheCambotAll the time meaning never.
BobIshmaelAck! Grumble.
DarKrowBob!
DarKrowWB
BobIshmaelAHHHH!
ManosManFriends, Cam?...
TheCambotI told you it wasn't for this room.
ManosManHeh.
TheCambotAnd you took your sweet time to respond to that.
* ManosMan covers his ears and sings a tune.
* Cal-Crowe sings his ears and covers a tune.
TimmylingWow...what's on TNT now is really boring and stupid.
* DarkonZero wants to kill too....
Cal-CroweOverboard
TheCambotI don't have the time to stand around here and wait for you to insult me. I've got hundreds of people lined up outside my door, just waiting to insult me.
DarkonZeroReally?
DarkonZeroWell..you have more now.
DarkonZeroNow you covered all angles.
*** Disconnected
*** Attempting to rejoin...
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*** Topic is '* ManosMan is playing a game on his Game Boy... <Cal-Crowe> which game? <ManosMan> Um... I'd rather not say... <Locdog07> Pokemon? <Cal-Crowe> Pokemon?'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Sun Oct 03 14:46:55
Darkon0YAY!
Darkon0ME!
DarKrowaaah
ManosMan<BobIshmael> Well, Java is grating my nerves.
ManosMan<ManosMan> Huh.
DarKrowLed Zep
ManosMan<BobIshmael> AHHH!
ManosMan<BobIshmael> What the hell?!
ManosMan<ManosMan> ?
ManosMan<BobIshmael> It'snotmyfault!
ManosMan<ManosMan> What?
ManosManHold on...
*** ManosMan has quit IRC (Switch to mIRC.)
TheCambotOh, it's Darkon, and the numeric interpretaion of him.
TheCambotOh!
TheCambotI see!
TimmylingGotta go. Animal Farm's starting.
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*** Darkon0 is now known as DarkonZero
DarkonZeroThere.
* DarKrow records Animal Farm and watches The Simpsons
*** TheCambot has quit IRC (Leaving)
DarKrowMark McGuire?!
DarkonZeroWOW!
DarkonZeroWhat a turnout...
DarKrowPork is not a verb.
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DarkonZeroMANOS!
DarKrowWB
DarkonZeroWB!
Cal-Croweoh my god...
ManosManRight...
ManosManWhere the hell is Bob at?
DarKrowOff line
ManosManDamn, damn, DAMN!
DarKrowHe hath seperated himself from the room
ManosManI think he's figuring a way to use REAL IRC.
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BobIshmaelTest.
ManosManOr he could come back.
BobIshmaelPhew.
DarKrowWB
DarkonZeroBob?
BobIshmaelStupid Java.
ManosManCam left!
DarkonZeroIs that you?
ManosManWoo-hoo!
BobIshmaelYes'm?
BobIshmaelI hope so.
DarkonZeroAre you sure?
ManosManIt's Bob all right.
ManosManBut to make sure, let's pants him.
DarKrowDAMN!
DarKrowIt's not complete!
DarKrow&#$(^*#$^*)
DarkonZeroManos?
ManosManYeah, I know. I'll shut up.
Cal-CroweDAH!
DarKrowTHe MP3 isn't complete!
ManosManUh, we kinda know that now...
* DarkonZero is worried about Manos's fixation on "below the belt".
ManosManQuiet!
DarkonZeroSoory..
*** ManosMan is now known as MSTManos
MSTManosDamn RemarQ!
* MSTManos kicks Remarq in the shins.
Cal-CroweI looked at the Mary Poppins SelectVision thing and Dick van Dyke and Julie Andrew's heads are on the front....decapitated!
DarkonZeroLOL!
MSTManosHeeheehee!
Cal-CroweAHHHHHHHH!
*** BobIshmael is now known as BobHteJava
BobHteJavaThere.
BobHteJavaWhy type out how I feel when the nick can express it all?
DarkonZeroBob....we always knew.
MSTManosYes...
BobHteJavaQuiet, mister!
BobHteJavaI don't need your attitude!
* DarkonZero is on a roll today......a kaiser one!
MSTManosHehe.
BobHteJava*gets "Rye or the Kaiser" stuck in his head*
*** BobHteJava is now known as BobIshmael
BobIshmaelEver had a "Fig Newman?"
DarkonZeroBob...do you hate Java?
DarkonZeroI forgot.
BobIshmaelThey're like Fig Newtons, but with a really stupid name.
DarKrowBart's taking ADHD Drugs
DarKrow-H
DarkonZeroAttention Deficiet Disorder?
DarKrowyes
DarkonZeroHEHE!
DarkonZeroBob....
DarkonZeroCan I kill ya?
BobIshmaelBob.
BobIshmaelYou'll have to get in line.
BobIshmaelI can't play favorites when it comes to my murder.
DarkonZero"The Force is strong with the new kid."
Cal-Croweheh! I opened up one of the disc caddys and the disc was engraved with "mine!"
DarkonZeroI like that commercial.
BobIshmaelDisc caddys>
DarKrowLOL!
BobIshmaelDisc caddys?
Cal-Crowethe thingy that holds the SelectaVision disc
DarKrowAnybody got an MP3 of Satisfaction by the Stones?
BobIshmaelOh.. Listen.. Shut up. Thanks.
MSTManosHehe.
BobIshmael*wanders over to the corner.*
DarKrowHello?!
DarKrowAnybody got an MP3 of Satisfaction by the Stones?
* DarkonZero kicks Bob.
MSTManosDK? No.
DarKrowawww
* DarkonZero punches bob.
DarKrowI can't find any
BobIshmaelSatisfacion by the Stones? That can't be healthy.
BobIshmaelOr natural.
BobIshmael+t
MSTManosHeh.
BobIshmaelI miss mIRC.
DarkonZeroI only got rockin' MP3's.
DarKrowThe song Satisfaction
MSTManosHehe.
BobIshmaelTHEY ROCK!WHOOO!
DarKrowI can't get nooooooooooo! Sat-is-fac-tion!
DarKrowI can't get nooooooooooo! Sat-is-fac-tion!
BobIshmaelYes, DK. We know.
DarKrowBut I try!
DarKrowand I try!
DarkonZeroI got "Hey Man, Nice Shot" from Filter.
DarKrowWoah I try!
DarKrowI can't get nooooooooooo!
DarKrowAh No! No! No!
MSTManosAnd DK's the main authority here?
DarKrowHey! Hey! Hey!
DarKrowThat's what I say!
BobIshmaelManny, no comprendo.
MSTManosUh... okay.
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*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07
DarkonZeroI got "The Vanishing Spies" from Frank Black.
MSTManosI'd call for a mutiny, but I'm real stoned.
MSTManosOh, hi Loc.
DarkonZeroLOC!
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarKrowOH GOD!
Locdog07hi
Locdog07Thankyou
BobIshmaelHeya Loc!
Locdog07Hi Bob
BobIshmaelI'm using a laptop. *smile*
Locdog07huh
MSTManosYeah. His aunt's.
BobIshmaelHow come I didn't get an exclamation point?
BobIshmaelI gave you one!
Locdog07huh
Locdog07well
Locdog07idunno
BobIshmaelFine. See if I care.
DarkonZeroGeez.....Loc....
DarkonZeroGive him one.
DarKrowWeird
Cal-CroweMary Poppin' some dope
BobIshmaelI need food.
* Sound request: can't find 'desbrak.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* DarkonZero goes to put the Chex mix back in the bag.
DarKrowDAH!
* Sound request: can't find 'lineread.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
BobIshmaelStupid Remarq.
* DarkonZero is back from whatever...
DarkonZeroWell, I'm back.
DarkonZeroAGH!
BobIshmael*looks up*
BobIshmaelSorry, Loc. No can .do. Using Jav
BobIshmaelARRGH!
Locdog07huh
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* DarkonZero does sign language to Loc.
DarkonZeroBob....use.....Java.
BobIshmaelUg.
DarkonZeroChat....client.....see.
* Sound request: can't find 'zorakbite.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
[Locdog07 SOUND]
BobIshmaelOoh. Ooh. OOH!
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Locdog07wb
DarkonZeroMANOS!
BobIshmaelWb!
[Locdog07 SOUND]
Cal-CroweHalloween Water
MSTManosI'm back... and I've got ice cream w/ whipped cream.
[SOUND]
Locdog07Ewww
Locdog07He's gonna use it!
DarkonZeroI like coffee.
DarKrowThe Simpsons is funny
[SOUND]
DarKrowBart's taking a drug for ADD
BobIshmaelWE KNOW!
DarkonZeroDK....you said that earlier.
Locdog07"I KNOW!"
DarKrownow he thinks Major League Baseball is out to get him
* Sound request: can't find 'lassie.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarKrowWeird
Cal-Crowehey loc
BobIshmaelEVERYONE, WITH THE POSSIBLE EXCEPTION OF LODDOG07, KNOWS!
[SOUND]
BobIshmaelIs that better?
Locdog07I'm so fine? I'm so fine I blow your mind?
DarKrowk
DarKrowjeez
Cal-Crowepoor lockey
DarkonZeroLoc?
Locdog07<Cal-Crowe> hey loc
Locdog07<Locdog07> I'm so fine? I'm so fine I blow your mind?
Locdog07<Cal-Crowe> poor lockey
DarkonZeroYou say that often, huh?
Locdog07no
DarkonZeroOk...
DarkonZeroThen never say it again.
DarkonZeroEver.
* MSTManos looks at Bob's last statement and has to laugh.
MSTManos<BobIshmael> EVERYONE, WITH THE POSSIBLE EXCEPTION OF LODDOG07, KNOWS!
BobIshmaelDon't pity me.
Locdog07Okay
Cal-Crowe<BobIshmael> EVERYONE, WITH THE POSSIBLE EXCEPTION OF LODDOG07, KNOWS!
DarkonZeroLODDOG07?
DarkonZeroLoddog?
Locdog07Heh
Locdog07Heyyy...
BobIshmaelAnd, DZ, when I signed off I checked my VMB. You lie.
* Sound request: can't find 'sound.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
MSTManosTwo words, Bob: spell check.
BobIshmaelEep.
BobIshmaelLoddog.
DarkonZeroBob...VMB?
BobIshmaelVoicemail.
BobIshmaelBox.
BobIshmaelVMB.
DarkonZeroI didn't call it yet...SHEESH!
MSTManosDammit, Bob, give us that number again!
BobIshmaelVoiceMailBox.
Locdog07Dammit, BOB!
DarkonZeroBob....
DarkonZeroThe number...
BobIshmael*glares at everyone*
DarkonZeroI'll call it now.
BobIshmael1
MSTManosNOW.
BobIshmael877
BobIshmael225
BobIshmael3195
DarkonZeroIs it toll free?
BobIshmael1-877-225-3195
BobIshmaelTa-dah.
BobIshmaelYES!
BobIshmaelAND DIE!
DarkonZeroOk...
BobIshmael*grumble*
DarkonZeroI'll call now.
Locdog07Sit back, and die...
MSTManosYou could at least say burn in hell, Bob...
BobIshmaelSit back, and die to some smoot jazz on 98.1 FM.
BobIshmaelsmooth.
DarKrowMark McGuire!
Locdog07wow...how do you know about the Jazz Man, Bob?
BobIshmaelNope. I know about the ScatMan.
BobIshmaelBeeboopbedopbedoop.
Locdog07Stop.
Locdog07Now.
BobIshmaelHe's the Scat-Yessir.
DarkonZeroBob....
BobIshmael*slinks into the corner*
DarkonZeroI can't get through.
BobIshmaelWhy not?
DarKrowweird
Locdog07I just can't get enough.
DarkonZeroIt says it's busy.
Locdog07I just can't get enough.
Locdog07When I'm with ya baby-
Locdog07AGGGHHH!
Locdog07Damn you GAP!
DarKrowNO!
DarKrowLOC!
MSTManosOkay, Bob. What will your VMB say when I reach you?
BobIshmaelBUSY?!
* MSTManos shoots Loc for good measure.
* DarKrow gets the De-Gaparator Gun
BobIshmaelIt's the Library of Congress things.
Locdog07DeGaptor.
* DarKrow shoots Loc with it
* Locdog07 snickers and dies
MSTManosUh... snicker?
MSTManosMWAHAHAHA... UGH!
DarkonZeroI still can't get through.
* MSTManos shoulda quoted that... I'm not dead, BTW.
* DarKrow shoots DZ with The De-Gaparator Gun
DarkonZeroWhat?
Locdog07heh!
DarkonZeroI didn't say anything Gap wise.
MSTManosBob, your bosses won't mind if we play with your VMB, will they?
MSTManosWell???
BobIshmaelUm. If by "bosses," you mean "me." No.
MSTManosOkay...
MSTManosHow about your... um... employers?
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BobIshmaelI don't think they would mind. It's not their VMB.
MSTManosOkay...
MSTManosWho is this?
MSTManosHello, stranger.
DarKrowHelo B-M
DarkonZeroI got a voice mail too....
BobIshmaelOh, is it my line?
BobIshmael"Who the hell are you?"
DarkonZeroBut you gotta call long distance.
MSTManosDK, Loc, wanna advertise that number?
Locdog07uhhh
Locdog07whah?
Servohi dk
* Sound request: can't find 'lineread.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarKrowwhat number
MSTManos1-877-225-3195
BobIshmaelWhoo!
MSTManosBob's Voice Mail Box.
BobIshmaelIt's a great number!
MSTManosC'mon. Strange people will call that number, and bother Bob to no end.
BobIshmaelhttp://www2.crosswinds.net/~ninjacow/omega.html
BobIshmaelSee!
BobIshmaelLoC Badge Verfication line!
Locdog07I'm not answering to Torgo names
DarkonZeroLoc feels honored.
Servome/ who?
BobIshmaelLoc, can I see your badge, please?
Locdog07No.
Servome/whomewho
Servomememe
BobIshmaelServo.. Could you.. I don't know.. Shut up?
Servook
MSTManosServo, am I supposed to know you?
BobIshmaelWHA?!
BobIshmaelOk?
MSTManosHe listened to you?
BobIshmaelWeird.
MSTManosWhat the hell is this world coming to?!?
DarkonZeroServo know all.....things about Disney.
BobIshmaelEveryone should listen to me.
MSTManosWell... tell me to do something.
Servoi got the camp pictures back dk
DarkonZeroCamp?
Servoyour a camera hog
BobIshmaelHe's high.
Servotrexler
BobIshmaelAll hepped out on goofballs this one is.
DarKrowk
DarKrow...
BobIshmaelMy a camera hog?
MSTManosI think DK and Servo know each other...
DarKrowyes
MSTManosPersonally, even.
DarkonZeroWait....
Servoin every pic you look like a retard trying to solve a math equation
DarkonZeroIt's ol' CrazyHed42.
BobIshmaelHow'd you know?!
DarKrowno
MSTManosNo... CrazyHed's IP is from Bell Atlantic.
DarkonZeroI just remembered that.
MSTManosThis guy's IP is from Level3.net... much like Bob.
BobIshmaelScary.
BobIshmaelHave I entered the Twilight Zone yet?
Servoi use netzero
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> You understand that by attacking a government computer (I work for the Library of Congress, Copyright Office), you commited an act of war.
Servofree isp
BobIshmaelSee! Funny!
Servoi'll brb
MSTManosSo, DK, who is this?
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> Omega, do you want my Library of Congress badge number? You can call up the LoC and verify it.
BobIshmaelSEE!
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> The name is Millen, the badge number is "75496"
Cal-Crowedid you know that there is not deep12.net ?
Locdog07LoC
Cal-Croweerr, deep13.net
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> You may call at 1-(888)225-3195
Locdog07Uh.h..
*** Locdog07 is now known as LoCDog07
DarkonZeroBob...
BobIshmaelLoc: Elite Hacker... The Legend Continues.
DarkonZeroI thought it was 877?
BobIshmaelI know. I scewed that one up.
BobIshmael+r
DarkonZeroOk.
LoCDog07scewed!
LoCDog07Funnt!
LoCDog07LoC!
*** LoCDog07 is now known as Locdog07
MSTManosLOL!
* DarkonZero feels like turning into a sappy Japanese superhero.....
BobIshmaelWell. Anyone call it yet?
DarkonZeroI AM!
MSTManos<BobIshmael> I know. I scewed that one up.
*** DarkonZero is now known as Ultra_Dork
BobIshmaelSomeone from Alabama called it, I don't know who.
* Locdog07 watches DZ grow really long legs and blonde hair and talk with a badly dubbed, nasal voice
MSTManosA married group of cousins?
Locdog07Eww.
* Ultra_Dork does his stupid trademark stance.
* Locdog07 looks away
BobIshmaelProbably one o' dem phone hackers o' something.
MSTManosHyuk.
Locdog07DZ...how did you get them around your head?...and you call that a stance?
Cal-CrowePeople where I live call duct tape Alabama Chrome
MSTManosUh... okay.
BobIshmaelCC...
BobIshmaelShut up.
BobIshmaelForever.
MSTManosHehe.
BobIshmaelThank you.
Ultra_DorkI AM ULTRA DORK!
Locdog07Fruittie Sign in 3 hours 15 minutes
Ultra_DorkSibling of ULTRAMAN!
*** Cal-Crowe is now known as KingCal
KingCalBOW DOWN!
Locdog07Oh no, his arch-enemy KingCal!
KingCalBOW DOWN, KNAVE!
Locdog07Ah, KingCal is attacking the city, what is to be done?
* Ultra_Dork does a few dumbass moves.......
BobIshmaelKah-nave? The hell?
Locdog07Ah!
* KingCal thrusts his blade through Bob
Locdog07Ooh!
Ultra_DorkYOU WILL NOT SUCCEED!
Locdog07Ah!
Locdog07Ah!
Locdog07Gamera!
Ultra_DorkI SHALL SUCCEED!
KingCalKNEAL!
BobIshmael*does an Irish jig*
Ultra_DorkAND YOU WILL NOT!
BobIshmaelKah-neal?!
MSTManosHey! Wait!
* MSTManos watches a nuclear reactor blow up!
Locdog07Ahh!
BobIshmaelWHOO! PARTY!
Locdog07Ooooh!
MSTManosUh-oh... this isn't good.
Locdog07Mothra, get back in your kennel!
* Ultra_Dork does a few more dumbass moves.....
Ultra_DorkHA!
Ultra_DorkYOU WILL NOT WIN!
*** Locdog07 is now known as TinyShorts
Ultra_DorkI WILL WIN!
BobIshmaelWell, Dorko? Did you call it?
* TinyShorts runs around
TinyShortsAhh!
* TinyShorts runs the other way
TinyShortsAhhh!
Ultra_DorkAND YOU WILL NOT!
MSTManosUh... guys... a nuclear reactor blew up...
* TinyShorts watches KingCal and Ultra_Dork fight from a nearby field
BobIshmaelNeat, Manny.
* Ultra_Dork becomes weak.....
TinyShortsOh no!
*** Ultra_Dork is now known as DarkonZero
TinyShortsUltra_Dork, I believe in you!
*** TinyShorts is now known as Locdog07
Locdog07No, actually, I don't.
MSTManosHello? We're all gonna have one more eye real soon! Let's get a move on!
KingCalMWA HA HA!
DarkonZeroI did call....5 times....
BobIshmaelI'm fine where I am right now.
KingCalYOU WILL ALL DIE!
BobIshmaelLiar.
* Locdog07 pokes KingCal
DarkonZeroAnd I still can't get through.
DarkonZeroI'll try again.
* Locdog07 shoots DZ with the De-Gapanator
* KingCal throws daggers around the room.
DarkonZeroSince the number is stuck in my head.
BobIshmael1-877-225-3195!
*** KingCal was kicked by Locdog07 (I'm just mad about Saffron...)
BobIshmaelWHOO!
*** KingCal has joined #Deep13
MSTManosHuh...
KingCalSaffron's mad about mw
MSTManosTHAT was weird.
Locdog07Yeah, mw is da bomb
KingCalI'm just mad about Saffron
BobIshmaelMw rocks!
DarkonZeroAGH!
KingCaland Saffron's mad about me
DarkonZeroI'm not calling anymore!
KingCalThey call me mello yellow
MSTManosYeah! Mw!... what the hell is Mw?
* DarKrow gets the De-Gaparator Gun
DarkonZeroHey....
MSTManosOh. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
BobIshmaelThey should call you... Shut up.
* DarKrow shoots Cal with it
DarkonZeroGaphead....shush!
* MSTManos shoots himself.
KingCalow
MSTManosSomeone eulogize me! I'm dead!
DarkonZeroMake that Gapheads!
Locdog07Coneheads
DarkonZeroManos....
Locdog07..the hands of fate?
DarkonZeroHe smelt bad.
DarkonZeroAnd stuff...
KingCalSILENCE!
DarkonZeroAmen.
Locdog07mammal
KingCalSILENCE!
Locdog07Is golden!
KingCalSILENCE!
MSTManosShut up.
Locdog07Is golden!
* KingCal has an idea
MSTManosSilence?
KingCalPoop on a stick!
DarkonZeroManos.....how was that for a eulogy.....I eulogied the hell out of ya!
MSTManosUgh...
BobIshmaelCC...
MSTManosYeah, that was great!
BobIshmael*ahem*
BobIshmaelShut up.
MSTManosI'll see you in hell, BTW.
BobIshmaelTest.
MSTManosk?
BobIshmaelAHH!
DarkonZeroNo prob...
BobIshmaelStupid Java!
DarkonZeroHey....
Locdog07BOB!!!!!!!
KingCalVomit on a stick!
DarkonZeroWho remembers my journey to Hell?
BobIshmaelLOC!!!!!!
Locdog07Sorry, just making up for all the times I never greated you with an exclamation mark.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
BobIshmaelGood.
BobIshmaelStupid Java.
DarKrowDAH!
DarkonZeroWho remembers my journey to Hell?
*** BobIshmael has quit IRC (BobIshmael)
*** BobIshmael has joined #Deep13
BobIshmaelBetter,
BobIshmael.
MSTManoswb, Bov.
DarkonZeroI found Walt.
MSTManosBov = Bob
BobIshmaeline?
MSTManosOh, I remember.
*** Servo has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Servo[dialup-209.246.214.233.Philadelphia1.Level3.net])
MSTManosHe sold his soul for success. That was rich.
KingCalStick on a stick!
DarkonZeroI forgot who else I found.
BobIshmaelBRB
MSTManosBonnie Hammer, if I can recall..
DarkonZeroOh yeah...
KingCalBonnie Hammer's head on a stick!
KingCalcaramel dipped even!
* DarkonZero plans on another journey into Hell.
* DarkonZero goes to Hell.
* KingCal locks the door to Hell
DarkonZero[In Hell] Hey....
DarkonZeroWait...
*** DarkonZero is now known as DZInHell
DZInHellHey all....
DZInHellIt's rather warm down here.
DZInHellHey....
DZInHellI see Pamela Anderson Lee.
DZInHellWAHOO!
* KingCal welds the Hell door shut
DZInHellDAMMIT!
BobIshmael*backs*
Locdog07DZ, stop it.
DZInHellCAL!!!!
KingCalmwa ha ha ha
DZInHellWell....
MSTManosOkay DZ, now you're being weird.
* KingCal drops a boulder on the door
* DZInHell goes to find others in Hell.
BobIshmaelALL OF YOU, CALL MY VMB!
MSTManosTell Benito I said hi, DZ.
DZInHellHey....Bob is down here....
MSTManosI will, I will!
MSTManosHeh.
BobIshmaelIn hell?
DZInHellBob?
DZInHellYeah....
BobIshmaelTell me something I don't know.
KingCalwhats a VMB ?
DZInHellCam is revered here.
MSTManosHehe.
BobIshmaelVoicemail box.
KingCaloh
KingCalis it free?
BobIshmael_V_oice_M_ail _B_ox!
* DZInHell moves on to find others....
KingCalis it free?
DZInHellTED TURNER?
BobIshmaelYes. Toll-free number.
KingCalgoody
BobIshmael1-877-225-3195
MSTManosWhat's the number, Bob, what's THE NUMBER??
MSTManosOh.
Locdog07"Turner, you mean, uh, Ted Turner?"
MSTManosn/m
Locdog07"Ted Turner's my dad"
BobIshmaelOr bobishmael@ureach.com, if you don't want me to hear your voice.
MSTManosNo!
MSTManosI want you to know who I am.
* DZInHell keeps moving....
MSTManosBastard.
DZInHellLoc?
DZInHellYou're here too.
BobIshmaelEven if I don't want to know who you are?
DZInHellOh wait....
MSTManosSure.
DZInHellThat's not Loc.
BobIshmaelWe're all in hell!
* KingCal feeds his frankenstein
MSTManosYeah. Didn't you know, DZ?
DZInHellYes...
BobIshmael*rushes to TV*
MSTManosOh, no! Cam's online!
MSTManosRUN!
DZInHellI did know after that one guy said in #Dominion that we are.
*** TheCambot has joined #Deep13
MSTManosDamn.
DZInHellCam...
MSTManosHe's here.
Locdog07hi Cam
Locdog07Now it *is* Hell
TheCambotI gave up on Animal Farm.
DZInHellYou're revered in Hell.
MSTManosHeh.
TheCambotIt sucks tuna.
Locdog07Aww, Cam, that's cruel
DarKrowCam!
KingCalhey!
DarKrowYou philistine!
DZInHellCam gave up on it cause it's not funny.
TheCambotIt totally screwed up the story.
* DarKrow slaps Cam for his lack of artistic respect
DarKrowYOU LIE!
Locdog07And Bill Murray didn't have anything to do with it
TheCambotNo, I gave up on it because it ruined the book.
DarKrowFOUR LEGS GOOD!
MSTManosDamn. I hafta go now.
TheCambotShut up, Loc.
DarKrowTWO LEGS BAS!
MSTManosBye!
DarKrowFOUR LEGS GOOD!
DarKrowTWO LEGS BAD!
DarKrowFOUR LEGS GOOD!
Locdog07Bye Manos
DarKrowTWO LEGS BAD!
TheCambotAnimal Farm was the greatest book, and they ruined it.
DarKrowBye Manos
Locdog07Who ruined it?
DarKrowAnimal Farm Good!
Locdog07Oh, you saw the video?
DarKrowTheCambot Bad
DarKrowAnimal Farm Good!
*** MSTManos has quit IRC (This one goes out to Cam, the lifeless dweeb whose one purpose on this Earth is to server Bill Murray.)
DarKrowTheCambot Bad!
Locdog07Yeah, they ruined the cartoon
KingCalAnimal Farm is good
TheCambotIt's the fastest paced movie ever. They took out all the character development and most of the Communism stuff.
TheCambotNo, Loc, the new movie.
*** DZInHell is now known as DarkonZero
Locdog07oh
DarKrowAnimal Farm Good!
DarKrowTheCambot Bad!
TheCambotTNT just made a new live action movie.
* DarkonZero plans on going to HearMe.com to start an account.
DarkonZeroVocal chat rooms.
BobIshmael*backs*
TheCambotIs it free?
DarkonZeroI think it is.
DarkonZeroLemme check.
*** DarKrow changes topic to 'Four Legs Good! Six Legs Better!'
*** Locdog07 changes topic to 'Four Legs Good! Six Legs Better! Eight legs....naaaah.'
KingCalheh
DarkonZeroCOOL!
DarkonZeroIt's like ICQ but vocal!
*** Locdog07 changes topic to 'Four Legs Good! Six Legs Better! Eight legs....naaaah. Ten legs, whoah mister, stop it, your pushing the limit now, get back.'
DarkonZeroYou can put it on your website.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
TheCambotWow. I could, like, talk to Katie.
DarkonZeroI don't think it's free.
TheCambotBTW, Bob, what was that weirdness earlier where you went into PM with all of us?
* KingCal looks at his legs
*** KingCal is now known as Cal-Crowe
BobIshmaelEh. Java bites.
Cal-CroweI have two legs
DarkonZeroNot with me.
Cal-Croweis that bad?
DarKrowyes, very
TheCambotThey tried to add jokes into the Animal Farm movie. Really awful jokes.
* DarKrow cuts off Cal's legs
TheCambotLike, slapstick.
* DarKrow tries to cut off Cam's legs but realizes he has none
TheCambotAnd a rat with a New York accent complaining about not being able to trade.
Cal-Croweahhhhhhh!
TheCambotWhich is supposed to be hilarious.
Locdog07So, Cam, did they give it the Babe treatment?
* DarKrow tries to cut off Cam's lower hemisphere
* DarKrow cuts off Cam's lower hemisphere
DarkonZeroLoc....yes.
* Cal-Crowe punches DK in the batch
DarKrowYEEOW!
DarkonZeroThey used Jim Henson's Creature Shop.
DarKrowhe!
DarKrowHey!
TheCambotMore like the Dr. Dolittle with Eddie Murphy treatment.
* Cal-Crowe pulls himself over to his legs and welds them back on
TheCambotActually, if you mute the TV and just watch it, it's pretty cool-looking.
* DarKrow cuts off Cam's upper hemisphere
TheCambotBut they move it along at breakneck speed.
DarkonZeroHey.....quit messing with each other's hemispheres!
Locdog07Is that good?
TheCambotAnd they take out so much of the most evil stuff.
* DarKrow cuts Cam into little pieces
DarkonZeroIT'S FREE!
DarkonZeroYAY!
TheCambotHoly god! It is!
TheCambotI was just about to say that, DZ.
*** Servo has joined #Deep13
TheCambotJesus!
Locdog07Cam, do they have the part where that one pig urinates on the plans for the windmill
TheCambotLook at hearme.com, everyone!
Locdog07?
* Cal-Crowe glues DK's wings together
TheCambotNot yet, Loc. I gave up on it.
Cal-CroweServo!
Locdog07huh
Locdog07k
Servoi forget how to make an ACYTOIN
DarKrowDAH!
ServoACTION I MEAN
BobIshmael*starts a hearme.com account, but doesn't download software until he gets home*
Locdog07ACYTOIN!
* DarKrow uses his beak to pour glue remover over his wings
DarKrowahh
ServoACTION I MEAN
DarKrowit's /me
* Servo ?
Servooh ok
* Cal-Crowe pours hydrochloric acid on DK
* Servo likes ho
TheCambotGAH!
* DarKrow changes the acid to water
DarKrowahhh
Cal-CroweBinx MAN!
* Servo likes tubbie custard
DarKrowI have unfiltered perception
Servowhat?
TheCambotTubbie custard. That's funny, But ho?
DarKrownyah nyah
TheCambotUhhhh...
Servopo=ho=joke
TheCambotI don't know why I capitalized that "but."
TheCambotI have no recollection of doing so.
TheCambotI think it was an mIRC glitch.
Cal-Crowedid the animals talk to the humans in the book?
TheCambotYeah.
Cal-Croweah
TheCambotNot at first, though.
TheCambotThe pigs learned English.
Servolike the topic
Cal-Crowehmmm.
* Cal-Crowe ponders teaching his dog to speak English
BobIshmaelShut up, Servo.
Locdog07Yay!"
Locdog07I speak English
TheCambotI don't.
* Servo wishes he understood these people
DarkonZeroServo....no you don't.
DarkonZeroYOU LIE!
[Locdog07 SOUND]
TheCambotServo, find the door. It's really small and you have to drink a shrinking potion to get through.
DarKrowDamn!
Cal-Crowehehe
Cal-Crowe1
DarKrowLoc, will you stop it with that frigging sound!
Locdog07...
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroLoc likes his sounds.
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
Servoshut up!
BobIshmaelWTF?!
DarkonZeroThough he should stop.
TheCambotBob, that was pretty stupid.
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
Servosound sucks!
TheCambotI thought you were above abbreviations for such childish phrases. Tsk.
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
BobIshmaelARRRGH!
BobIshmaelSTUPID EVERYTHING!
[Locdog07 SOUND]
Servo ARRRGH!
Servo ARRRGH!
Servo ARRRGH!
Servo ARRRGH!
BobIshmaelCam, I was WTF'ing about hearme.com
TheCambotYeah, especially stupid you, Mr. W. T. F. Ishmael.
DarKrowLOC STOP!
* DarkonZero has to you know.....go.....toooooo much apple juice.
DarkonZeroI'll BRB!
TheCambotApples and milk!
Servo ARRRGH!
Locdog07Huh
Servo ARRRGH!
Servo ARRRGH!
Cal-Crowe"Marcia!" "I hate EVERYBODY!" *boom* *boom* *scream* *boom* *boom*
[Locdog07 SOUND]
Servo ARRRGH!
TheCambot"Who has the apples and milk?"
TheCambot"Who has the apples and milk?"
TheCambot"Who has the apples and milk?"
TheCambot"Who has the apples and milk?"
TheCambot"Who has the apples and milk?"
TheCambot"Who has the apples and milk?"
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
TheCambotYeah.
BobIshmaelCam, shut up.
TheCambotAnimal Farm, see.
DarKrowEVERYBODY STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
TheCambotThe pigs took...the apples and milk.
* Servo wonders if he should leave...
Locdog07huh
TheCambotYes!
TheCambotYou should!
* DarKrow gets short of breath
BobIshmaelApparently, my nick is already taken a hearme.com
*** Bozarth has joined #Deep13
Servojust for that i'll stay
Locdog07Hey Boz
DarKrowBOZ!
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* Cal-Crowe gets the skull of his uncle Phil and puts on the table
Bozarthhi
DarKrowSTOP IT!
DarKrowSTOP IT!
DarKrowSTOP IT!
Locdog07Yeah, Boz!
* Servo wonders if he should leave...
Locdog07Stop it!
*** momak has joined #Deep13
* Servo wonders if he should leave...
* Servo wonders if he should leave...
* Servo wonders if he should leave...
* Servo wonders if he should leave...
DarKrowSTOP IT!
DarKrowSTOP IT!
* DarKrow breaks down and cries
*** momak has left #Deep13
BobIshmael*wishes he could op himself, so he could kick Servo*
Servopansie
DarKrowwaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaah
* DarkonZero is back from whatever...
DarkonZeroWell, I'm back.
*** Locdog07 sets mode: +o BobIshmael
* DarKrow cries
*** Locdog07 sets mode: -o BobIshmael
Locdog07You had yer chance
DarkonZeroBOZ!
DarKrowwaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaah
Servotyg!
DarKrowMake it stop
BozarthWhat?
Servotyg=thank you God
BobIshmaelGive me another chance, Loc.
*** Locdog07 sets mode: +o BobIshmael
* DarkonZero kicks Servo anyways.
* Cal-Crowe gets the skull of his uncle Phil and puts on the table
*** Servo was kicked by BobIshmael (BobIshmael)
*** Locdog07 sets mode: -o BobIshmael
BobIshmaelAHA!
*** Servo has joined #Deep13
Servoass
* DarKrow keeps crying
Cal-CroweHe is our leader!
* Cal-Crowe gets the skull of his uncle Phil and puts on the table
BobIshmaelHe was profane!
Servoass
Servoass
Servoass
[Locdog07 SOUND]
Servoass
BobIshmaelI get to kick him again!
DarkonZeroLOC!
DarKrowSTOP IT!
Locdog07Yeh?
BobIshmaelIt's in the rules.
* Cal-Crowe bitch slaps Servo
DarKrowwaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaah
Servooww
DarKrowLoc, stop!
DarKrowplease god
Servothat hurt
* Sound request: can't find 'lassie.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
Servoi'll be good
DarKrowThe AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
[SOUND]
DarKrowIs making my head hurt
BobIshmaelLoc, give me ONE more chance,
BobIshmael.
Locdog07k
* Servo just goes n' sits in the corner, alone, and lonely
*** Locdog07 sets mode: +o BobIshmael
TheCambotKic'n'ban.
*** Servo was kicked by BobIshmael ("Ass.")
*** Locdog07 sets mode: -o BobIshmael
DarKrowFOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
BobIshmaelWHOO!
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarKrowSTOP WITH THE SOUND!
DarKrowSTOP WITH THE SOUND!
[SOUND]
[SOUND]
*** Servo has joined #Deep13
DarKrowGod
Servokicking me isn't enough
BobIshmaelWB Servo.
TheCambotUh...yeah. This a little too much excitement for me, I'm gonna wait outside for you all to cool down.
*** TheCambot has left #Deep13
BobIshmaelI missed you.
Bozarthwhat is happening?
BobIshmaelOh, hi Boz,
BobIshmaelDidn't see you come in,
Bozarthme either
DarkonZeroBoz...
* Cal-Crowe bitch slaps Servo
* Cal-Crowe gets the skull of his uncle Phil and puts on the table
DarkonZeroWe are doing the usual.
BobIshmaelBoz, will YOU call my VMB?!
*** Servo is now known as JunkTinCan
* Sound request: can't find 'raywaffles.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* Cal-Crowe bowls with the skull
BobIshmaelVoiceMail Box, that is.
DarKrowWHAT!
JunkTinCanOWWW1
Bozarthno
DarkonZeroI'll be in THE LIMBO (The lobby) if anyone needs me.
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
Session Close: Sun Oct 03 18:17:34 1999
Session Start: Sun Oct 03 18:18:15 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Four Legs Good! Six Legs Better! Eight legs....naaaah. Ten legs, whoah mister, stop it, your pushing the limit now, get back.'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Sun Oct 03 18:03:44
TheCambotBob, I really would, but...long distance.
TheCambotMaybe another time.
BobIshmael*glares at Cam*
* Cal-Crowe farts and puts a hamonica to his butt
Locdog07????
BobIshmaelAre you trying to be funny or are you just stupid?
Cal-Crowe*tweeeeeeeeeeeeet
DarkonZeroCAL!?!
Locdog07That was almost as sick as www.clownpenis.fart
TheCambotBob, whaddya mean? (He said stupidly.)
DarKrowwww.clownpenis.fart
DarKrowhehe
DarKrowThat was a funny parody
BobIshmael*glares at Cam*
Cal-Croweits not a real site
TheCambot*looks over shoulder* Me?
DarKrowWhat the hell is this sound Loc?
BobIshmael*hits Cam with shovel*
BobIshmaelIt's toll-free!
Locdog07It's a cool sound
TheCambotHave you even seen Mystery Men?
BobIshmael*hits Cam with shovel again*
Locdog07I have
TheCambotIt's toll-free? Uh...oh.
BobIshmaelThe shovel thing wasn't meant as a MM reference.
TheCambotWell...it is, whether you like it or not. See the movie.
BobIshmaelSo! Call!
DarKrowWhy is the sound in my name
TheCambot*sigh*
TheCambotOkay.
Locdog07You'll see
TheCambotUh...my phone's broken.
Locdog07It's an impression...
TheCambotBRB, I'm going to get my suave and expensive cell phone.
BobIshmaelHell, even Servo can call! I don't care!
* DarKrow gets a tylenol
* JunkTinCan is wondering why he is here
Cal-CroweANOTHER Chistmas Carol movie!
Locdog07AAAA!
BobIshmaelServo, you're here to call me VMB.
* JunkTinCan is really wondering why he is here
Cal-Crowedidn't TNT make Ebeneezer last year?
JunkTinCanbrb
Cal-CroweSTOP THE INSANE CHRISTMAS CAROL MOVIE EPIC EVER YEAR!
DarKrowBAK
Cal-CroweAHG
Cal-CroweI'm going to call
Cal-CroweWhat do I say?
DarKrowCal, one thing... MONEY!
BobIshmaelGood.
DarKrowThat's why they make these movies
BobIshmaelSay "Burn in hell, Bob!"
DarKrowMONEY!
DarKrowIt's a gas
Cal-Croweok....
DarKrowGrab that cash with both hands and make a stash!
TheCambotCal, tell me when you're done. I hate busy signals.
DarKrowMONEY!
Cal-Crowenow Bob, this is your personal voice mail?
BobIshmaelLast time I checked.
DarkonZeroLOC!
Cal-Croweit free?
DarkonZeroYOU MADE IT WORSE!
BobIshmaelI mean, unless someone figured out my PIN,
BobIshmael.
*** JunkTinCan is now known as LilRedBook
Locdog07Hmm?
Cal-Croweok
Cal-CroweI'll call as soon as my mother is off the phone
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Oct 03 18:26:33 1999
Session Start: Sun Oct 03 18:26:48 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Four Legs Good! Six Legs Better! Eight legs....naaaah. Ten legs, whoah mister, stop it, your pushing the limit now, get back.'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Sun Oct 03 18:03:44
BobIshmael*reloads page*
*** BobIshmael has quit IRC (BobIshmael)
DarkonZeroI hit the wrong button.
*** BobIshmael has joined #Deep13
Bozarthwhy must we call that thing?
BobIshmaelMuch better.
DarkonZeroBoob!
DarkonZeroI mean,,,
DarkonZeroBOB!
BobIshmaelBecause I have no life.
Bozarthoohhh
[Locdog07 SOUND]
BobIshmaelActually, it's because no one calls it(meaning, friends and family).
TheCambotHey, do voice mail machines have busy signals? I wouldn't know. Nobody would ever ask me to call them.
* DarkonZero realizes that he should have left.
BobIshmaelThat is.. If I HAD frienamily.ds and f
BobIshmaelARRGH!
Locdog07True, Cam, nobody would.
BobIshmaelThat is.. If I HAD friends and family.
DarkonZeroBob....
Locdog07<BobIshmael> That is.. If I HAD frienamily.ds and f
*** Locdog07 changes topic to '<BobIshmael> That is.. If I HAD frienamily.ds and f'
BobIshmaelJava.
DarkonZeroI get this message saying it's busy.
BobIshmaelHuh.
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BobIshmaelIt was working not too long ago. (READ: coulple hours)
DarkonZeroYOu call it..
BobIshmaelOkay. BRB.
*** LilRedBook is now known as BigBadBoy
Cal-Crowehow long can the messege be?
BozarthPost the # in the topic
BigBadBoyirc sux
Locdog07nice
DarkonZeroThat's ur opinion...get your own!
DarkonZerour to our
BigBadBoyirc sux
BigBadBoyirc sux
BigBadBoyirc sux
BigBadBoyirc sux
BigBadBoyirc sux
BigBadBoyirc sux
Cal-CroweI'm going to sing a verse from Headline News
DarkonZeroOh great a spammer.
Locdog07uhhh
Locdog07That's nice
TheCambotA spammer stealing our ideas.
BigBadBoyi like poo
TheCambotUsing IRC to say that IRC sucks was OUR idea!
DarkonZeroYup,,,you sure do
BigBadBoyit has a tinny taste
DarkonZeroYou should know.
BigBadBoymmmmmmm
BigBadBoybrb
DarkonZeroHe's off to find more poo.
* BigBadBoy is running hungrily towards the toilet
Cal-CroweDAH!
TheCambotDAH indeed.
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*** BIshmael has joined #Deep13
DarkonZeroDK?
BIshmaelGrumble.
DarKrowGRRRRR
* BigBadBoy finds sum fresh ones
TheCambotBob.
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow
BIshmaelYou're right.
Cal-CroweHE'S GOING TO EAT IN THE TOILET!
BIshmael'tis busy.
Cal-CroweEWWWWWWWW
DarkonZeroSEE!
BIshmaelYou should have called earlier.
DarKrowhello
TheCambotThere's a guy hear stealing our ideas and eating out of toilets.
* BigBadBoy sticks his head in
DarkonZeroDARKONZERO IS NEVER WRONG!
DarkonZeroExept for that one time.
* BigBadBoy snatches a big one
DarkonZeroShall we see this guy fly?
* BigBadBoy is not apple bobbing
Locdog07Yes
DarkonZeroLet 'em fly Loc.
Locdog07Hmm?
DarkonZeroLet 'em fly!
Locdog07huh?
BIshmaelLemme!
* BigBadBoy swallows it whole
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarKrowLOC!
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroLoc...
BigBadBoyas not to be piggish
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroYou dunce.
*** BIshmael is now known as BobIshmael
DarKrowLOC!
DarKrowDAH
[Locdog07 SOUND]
BobIshmaelLemme, Loc!
* BigBadBoy likes poo, but can not eat any more
*** Locdog07 sets mode: +o BobIshmael
*** BigBadBoy was kicked by BobIshmael (Hi.)
*** BigBadBoy has joined #Deep13
* DarKrow pummles Loc's furry be-jumpsuited ass
DarKrowYOU LITTLE!
DarKrowGrrrr
* DarKrow chokes Loc
DarkonZeroThere...d'oH!
BobIshmaelHi.
DarKrowDAH!!!!!!!!
*** Locdog07 sets mode: -o BobIshmael
Locdog07ah
*** BigBadBoy is now known as PooBobber
BobIshmaelI miss mIRC.
TheCambotAwwwwww.
* PooBobber is poobobbing
TheCambotHere, Bob, touch mine.
Locdog07Ewww
BobIshmaelOh. It's Servo.
BobIshmaelCam, that's quite alright.
PooBobbertouch what? ewwwww
DarkonZeroCam...never offer ever again.
TheCambotSo what's the deal? Can I call your voice mail or not?
PooBobbersick......
* Sound request: can't find 'raywaffles.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
[Locdog07 SOUND]
BobIshmaelYou can try,
Bozarthanyone call yet, Bob?
BobIshmael.
* PooBobber is poobobbing
Locdog07afk
BobIshmaelIt may or may not be busy.
* PooBobber snags a big one!
BobIshmaelYou should all call later in the evening.
BobIshmaelYes. Do that.
* PooBobber actually chews this one!
TheCambotJesus Christ and Larry.
*** Timmyling has joined #Deep13
DarkonZeroWa the number 1-877-225-3195?
* PooBobber wonders if n e 1 would like to join...
TimmylingHi there.
Locdog07back
TheCambotLing, turn around. There's a guy eating from a toilet.
DarkonZeroLING!
TheCambotI warned you...
BobIshmaelLING!
DarkonZeroWas the number 1-877-225-3195?
TimmylingWhat
TimmylingDang.
BobIshmaelYep.
* PooBobber is poobobbing
* PooBobber snags a big one!
TimmylingWhat's all this then?  PooBobber?
* PooBobber actually chews this one!
* PooBobber wonders if n e 1 would like to join...
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Locdog07Hi DarkonZero
Darphod_KDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Locdog07uh
*** Mars sets mode: +o Darphod_K
Locdog07Darphod_K
TimmylingHi DK again.
* Darphod_K crushes Loc's skull
*** Darphod_K is now known as DarKrow
* DarKrow crushes Loc's torso!
Locdog07Uhhh.....
* PooBobber is poobobbing
TimmylingHuh.
* PooBobber snags a big one!
TimmylingThat's nice.
* DarKrow cuts off all of Loc's limbs and forcefeeds them to him
* PooBobber actually chews this one!
* PooBobber wonders if n e 1 would like to join...
* PooBobber wonders if n e 1 would like to join...
* PooBobber wonders if n e 1 would like to join...
*** PooBobber was kicked by Locdog07 (Locdog07)
*** Locdog07 sets mode: +b *!*@dialup-209.246.210.194.Philadelphia1.Level3.net
TimmylingYayy.
DarkonZeroBob....I called and left a message.
DarKrowTaste good Loc?
DarKrowhuh!
DarKrowYou like the taste of your own flesh?!
BobIshmaelSo, it's NOT busy?!
DarKrowHUH!
BobIshmaelYou were wrong!
BobIshmaelHa!
DarkonZeroNot now.
DarKrowCome on man!
DarkonZeroIt was busy earlier.
BobIshmaelEveryone call!
BobIshmaelQuick!
Locdog07I can't, Bob
DarKrowWant me to beat the crap out of you some more!
DarkonZeroI'll call again.
BobIshmaelOkay, everyone but Loc.
DarKrowI have one phone line Bob
Locdog07Hey, anyone know when Anon's trivia'll be up?
TimmylingI don't wanna call, Bob.
TimmylingSo there.
TimmylingI dunno, Loc.
* DarKrow resumes his beat down on Loc for that damn wav
DarKrowAAAAAAAAA!
BobIshmaelOkay, everyone but 'ling, DK, and Loc.
Locdog07Hmm
DarkonZeroI called and it cut me off.
* DarKrow piledrives Loc's torso
BobIshmaelGood.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* DarKrow rips off Loc's tail
DarkonZeroI called again I mean.
* DarKrow rips off Loc's ears
BobIshmaelCam, call!
BobIshmaelBoz, call!
* DarKrow cuts off Loc's tounge
BobIshmaelCC... Nevermind!
* DarKrow unplugs Loc'
* DarKrow unplugs Loc's modem
* DarKrow cuts of Power to Loc's house
BozarthI don't want to...I'll get in trouble and stuff
TimmylingWhat's this sound that can so infuriate DK?
TheCambotBob, I will in a few minutes.
* DarKrow shoots an EMP at England for good measure
DarKrowthere
BobIshmaelGet in trouble?
* Cal-Crowe pours super glue on everyone
*** Locdog07 has left #Deep13
DarKrowIt's that damn AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DarKrowsound
DarKrowAnnoying as hell
DarkonZeroBob...
Bozarthhigh pitched sound?
DarKrowyes
BobIshmaelBob...
* DarKrow is bitter
DarkonZeroCheck my message I left ya.
Bozarththe word for today is "over-reaction"
DarKrowBRB
BobIshmaelI'd have to disconnect.
DarkonZeroSo.
DarkonZeroCHECK IT!
DarkonZeroNOW!
BobIshmaelI will.. eventually.
DarkonZeroNO!
DarkonZeroNOW!
DarkonZeroCHECK IT!
BobIshmaelOnce Cam and Boz and CC call, then I'll check it.
DarkonZeroNO!
DarkonZeroDO IT NOW!
BobIshmaelOkay.
BobIshmaelThere.
BobIshmaelNeat message.
DarkonZeroUh-huh...
DarkonZeroWhat did I say?
BobIshmaelUm...
BobIshmaelYou said...
Cal-Crowewhoa
BobIshmael"Bob is a super-great guy."
DarkonZeroNope...
DarkonZeroNot even close.
BobIshmaelWell, that's what you MEANT.
DarkonZeroNope....
DarkonZeroNot even close.
Cal-CroweThat animal-made film that was just one looked just like one of those Hitler-propaganda films
Bozarthif it's toll-free, will it show up on the bill at all?>
BobIshmaelNo, you freak.
DarKrowgroovy
DarKrowBAK
Bozarthnowhere at all?
TimmylingIt's like 1984 set to animals on a British farm.
TheCambotLing, did you watch it?
TimmylingYeah.
TheCambotIt sucked, didn't it?
TimmylingNo.
BobIshmaelNo.
TheCambotCome on!
BobIshmaelNo, to Boz.
TheCambotIt totally screwed up the book!
Cal-CroweCam, you suck
Cal-CroweThe movie's great
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BobIshmaelBoz, call! Cam, too!
DarKrowWB
DarkonZeroLOC!
Locdog07aaaaahhh
TimmylingWB, Loc.
Bozarthwhat's the number
Locdog07uh-oh...
DarkonZeroLoc has a lot of enthusiasm.
Locdog07Why's Mars telling me I don't have access on Deep13...
*** Locdog07 has left #Deep13
BobIshmael1-877-225-3195
DarKrowuh
*** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13
*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07
Bozarthwhat should I say?
Locdog07Better
BobIshmael"Burn in hell, Bob."
DarKrowSay Bob is a moron
BobIshmaelOr that.
DarKrowor better
DarKrowTHIS SUCKS!
DarkonZeroI'm the only moron here!
BobIshmaelRight!
BobIshmaelI'm an idiot.
* DarKrow slaps Bob
TimmylingAnd I'm a feeb.
BobIshmaelSay "Bob is the resident idiot of #Deep13"
DarKrowSay Bob is a &*^*)#^*^$)%(#$*^#$&^)&(#$^*)#$^*(#$&*()@#*()#$*&
BobIshmael"30 Helens agree."
Bozarthit's busy
Cal-CroweBob, I'm about to call
DarkonZeroSay "Bob is a Canadian...a raving one."
BobIshmaelDamn.
Locdog07Say "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
BobIshmaelKeep trying to call.
BozarthROFL
BobIshmaelDZ got through.
Cal-CroweI'm going to say something funny and weird
BobIshmaelAWW! YOU RUINED IT, CC!
BobIshmaelI wanted it to be a surprise! I hate you forever!
DarkonZeroBOb you hate us all.
Locdog07....
Bozarthbusy
BobIshmaelSo?
BobIshmaelKeep trying.
DarkonZeroI only hate Ling..
DarkonZeroWait...
TimmylingUm.
DarkonZeroI didn't mean that.
TheCambotPoor Ling.
TimmylingCare to explain that little comment?
DarkonZeroI meant Loc.
TheCambotHeh.
Locdog07I'd better get going guys
Bozarthbye
DarkonZeroNo...wait.
*** Locdog07 has left #Deep13
TimmylingBye Loc.
DarkonZeroI meant Cam....
DarkonZeroYeah...Cam.
BobIshmaelI, meaning Darkonzero. Hate, meaning dislike or resent. ling, meaning you or Timmyling.
TimmylingYeah.
Cal-CroweBob, this is 100% free, right?
DarkonZeroI kid....
DarkonZeroI kid....
BobIshmaelYes!
Cal-Croweif i get billed...
DarkonZeroYEESH!
BobIshmaelIt's a freaking 800 number!
DarkonZeroA 877 number exactly.
BobIshmael800, 888, and 877 are all toll-free!
DarkonZeroI know you idiot.
Bozarth"All circuits are busy..please try your call again later."
BobIshmaelI wasn't talking to you, moron.
BobIshmaelTry again.
DarkonZeroLing....quiet you feeb!
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TimmylingUm.
DarkonZeroI kid....
DarkonZeroI kid....
BobIshmaelI, meaning DarkonZero. kid, meaning small child.
Timmyling"I kid," meaning "I say stupid things that make no sense."
DarkonZeroI'm just kidding Ling.....
DarkonZeroLing....you got the nail on the head.
TimmylingGotta go.
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Cal-CroweBob, the line is busy
* DarkonZero watches as animals injure themselves.
BobIshmaelTry again!
Cal-CroweI'll call tomorrow
BobIshmaelNO! NOW!
Cal-CroweI have to go to bed
Cal-CroweI'm tired
DarkonZeroOn the World's Funniest.
Cal-CroweN
Cal-CroweO
BobIshmaelCam, call!
Cal-CroweGood buy every1
DarkonZeroBye Cal.
Cal-CroweAll animals are equal!
Cal-Crowetwo legs bad!
BobIshmaelGood buys at Wal-greens!
Cal-Crowe10 legs great
*** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (See ya!)
BozarthI'm done calling
DarkonZeroHey Bob....ATTMTN is a flame newsgroup.
BobIshmaelSo I hear.
BobIshmaelBut that's according to remarq and what do they know?
DarkonZeroIt shouldn't be....but......what the hey.
BobIshmaelOriginally, it was Tom Servo Iceland. Go figure.
DarkonZeroTom Servo Iceland?
TheCambotUm...what's a flmae newsgroup?
BobIshmaelYeah. Ask De about it.
TheCambotNO! TELL ME!
BobIshmaelWell, I'm going to get dinner.
DarkonZeroBye....
BobIshmaelEveryone call my VMB! PRONTO!
TheCambotI'll call you eventually.
*** BobIshmael has quit IRC (Food!)
TheCambotYeah.
BozarthBOB! IT'S...oh he's gone
DarkonZeroI going cause I got to do some stuff.....
DarkonZeroLater.
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Oct 03 19:00:46 1999

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