#Deep13_991002.log

Session Start: Sat Oct 02 14:05:55 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '"Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts." -In a Tokyo bar'
*** Set by AidanK on Fri Oct 01 21:25:41
DarkonZeroBoz?
DarkonZeroWell...it looks like your busy....
DarkonZeroLater.
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Oct 02 14:06:36 1999
Session Start: Sat Oct 02 16:02:20 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'The Shatner's really hit the fan...'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Sat Oct 02 15:36:05
DarKrowDZ!
DarkonZeroDK!
DarkonZeroCC!
DarkonZeroLOC!
Locdog07Yeah!
Locdog07CZ!
Locdog07uh...
* Locdog07 fwaps his D button
Locdog07DZ!
DarkonZeroThere ya go...
Cal-CroweDZ!
* DarkonZero tried to work on "Absolute Zero"...got lazy...so he quit.
DarkonZeroI get lazy often.
DarkonZeroUgh....crap movie on.
DarkonZeroDouble Dragon.
DarkonZeroOn crap network.
DarkonZeroSci-fi.
Locdog07Double Dragon? Bill and Ted meets Street Fighter.
* DarkonZero looks at the topic.....
DarkonZeroYup...
Cal-Croweheh
DarkonZeroI saw The Shatner hit the fan....wasn't pretty.
Locdog07Toupee went all over the place
DarkonZeroYup...
DarkonZeroAnd all those pauses.....
DarkonZeroGot...
DarkonZeroHit...
DarkonZeroBy...
DarkonZeroFan...
DarkonZeroUgh....
Locdog07"I'm....stuck in...a..."
Cal-Crowehole
Locdog07hole?
DarkonZeroBetween a Spock and a hard head?
Cal-CroweI found a site that sells cool magic tricks
Locdog07hmmm...
DarkonZeroLike making your parents disappear?
Cal-CroweI'm trying to find out how to cut a rabbit in half and restore it...
Locdog07Using table salt and selotape.
DarkonZeroDuct tape....
Locdog07Spatula Ghost.
DarkonZeroSpatula?
DarkonZeroAnd Ghost even....
DarkonZeroWHY!?!?
Cal-Crowecool...they sell flying carpets...
* DarkonZero sees Cal buy into that...and sees the forecoming follie.
DarkonZeroHehehe.....
Locdog07You know The New Scooby Doo Movies?
Locdog07They always had "Guest stars
Locdog07"
DarkonZeroOh...
Locdog07They once had Batman and Robin...those are hardly guest stars...
Cal-Crowehttp://www.magictricks.com/stage/knifearm.htm   Knife thru arm trick
* DarKrow will brb
Locdog07k
* DarkonZero sees Cal actually do the knife through arm trick with a real knife........quite messy.
Locdog07Hmm...oil everywhere
DarkonZeroCal....
DarkonZeroI hope you don't buy into that stuff.
* DarKrow is back
DarkonZeroWb?
DarkonZeroThat was short.
Cal-CroweI won't
Cal-CroweIt's funny though...
DarkonZeroYeah...
Cal-CroweGo to school with a knife in my arm...
Cal-Crowefake of course
DarkonZeroHehe....
DarkonZeroScare the bejesus outta everyone.
Cal-Crowethen I'll thrust it "thru" someone...
Cal-Crowe<Person> Gee, that doesn't hurt
Cal-Crowe<Person> Thats fake, isn't it?
Cal-Crowe<Cal> naw it really skwered you
* DarkonZero wonders if he should leave to continue with FF7.
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
Locdog07FF7 is cool
DarkonZeroI just started to play it.....biught myself a Playstation last week.
DarkonZerobought even....
Locdog07FF7 is cool.
Locdog07Probably the biggest and best game I've ever played.
DarkonZeroFF8.....I heard mixed thoughts.
* DarkonZero watches Gamespot TV.....he'll be back in a bit.
Locdog07"I watch Gamespot TV...*runs*"
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroHmmm...ChronoCross.
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
DarkonZeroI shall get that when it comes out.
DarkonZeroHmmmm.
* Sound request: can't find 'kick.wav'
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
* Sound request: can't find 'kick.wav'
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
DarkonZeroThe Elmo sound is too violent.
Cal-Crowei know
DarkonZeroI like it!
DarkonZeroVERY MUCH!
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
Locdog07I've sent Anon 4 episode transcriptions in 4 days
* Sound request: can't find 'prince_of_space_mix.wav'
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
* Cal-Crowe plays a sound that annoys DZ.
* Sound request: can't find 'raymond.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroHey!
Cal-CroweHo'!
DarkonZeroLET'S GO!
Cal-Croweno
Cal-Crowewe will not let you go
DarkonZeroOk.......SHEESH!
Cal-Crowequesa pasa
DarkonZeroAmiga?
Cal-Crowelooks like Taco Hell is having trouble with their Chalupas
* Sound request: can't find 'raymond.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
[SOUND]
*** Timmyling has joined #Deep13
DarkonZeroLING!
TimmylingHi again.
Locdog07Hi 'ling
Cal-CroweTimm!
TimmylingHI AGAIN!
Locdog07yling!!
Timmylingyling yang?
Locdog07heh
* Locdog07 hits 'ling in the ying-yang
TimmylingI have a ying-yang?
DarkonZeroUh....
DarkonZeroDo we need to know?
TimmylingI don't think so.
DarkonZeroGood.
Locdog07'ling's ying-yang isn't as equal as everyone else's.
Timmyling"Ooh, right in the Winky." Crow, 417
Locdog07ewww
DarkonZeroThe Tinky Winky?
TimmylingHeheh.
Locdog07d'oh
Locdog07"He who sings, scares evil"
* Cal-Crowe sings
TimmylingI never knew that was an old saying.
Locdog07'ling is clearly scared.
DarkonZero"He who farts first....better check his pants."
DarKrowOh Hey Ling!
Locdog07Hey, 'ling, you're so fine!
Locdog07You're so fine you blow my mind!
Locdog07Hey, 'ling!
DarkonZeroLOC!?!?
TimmylingWhoa, jeez.
TimmylingI don't swing that way, Loc.
DarKrow:-                        o
*** Locdog07 has left #Deep13
DarkonZeroOh....
TimmylingHuh.
DarkonZeroWe cared Loc off.
TimmylingYup.  We sure cared him.
DarkonZeroscared even
DarKrowguys
DarKrowI got a problem
DarkonZeroYeah..
TimmylingYeah?
DarkonZeroWhat is this prob?
DarKrowTis about my girlfriend
DarkonZeroOh...
DarkonZeroDon't ask me....
DarkonZeroI start problems.
DarkonZeroMore than I solve them.
TimmylingI'm a little sick about girlfriends after the whole Cam thing...but go ahead.
DarKrowWell, I have been warned about some, interesting, things she does (don't get the wrong idea people)
* DarkonZero always has the wrong idea....
DarkonZeroThat's why I should never be asked.
TimmylingHmmm...
DarKrowWell, it seems that she has some major affection problem
DarKrow+s
DarKrowshe strings ppl along and then when the relationship seems to be firmly rooted
DarKrowshe suddenly loses interest
TimmylingYow.
DarKrowyeh
DarkonZeroOk...
DarKrowbut she seems so sweet
DarkonZeroI have experience in that feild.
DarKrowand she seems to really like me
DarKrowand i like her
DarkonZeroShe's a user....
DarKrowa lot
TimmylingThen tell her that you'd rather not be dropped like a bad habit out of nowhere.
DarkonZeroDoes she use you to do anything in particular DK?
*** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13
* DeRaptor drops into #Deep13
DeRaptorOW! The floor in here is hard.
*** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor
DarkonZeroHey De....
DeRaptorheeello.
DarKrowHety
DarKrowuh
DeRaptorHow's ya?
DarKrowBBL (dinner)
DarkonZeroI'm fine....
TimmylingHi De.
DarkonZeroI think.
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DeRaptoreep...
TimmylingWhat up with the topic?
DarkonZeroDon't ask me...
DarkonZeroI have no idea.
DarkonZeroLike always.
TimmylingDang.
Cal-Crowehey De!
* DeRaptor looks at the topic and snickers.
Cal-CroweThe......Shat...ner....hit....the....fan...
* DeRaptor ducks.
DarkonZeroAnd when he hit the fan.....there was a lawsuit.
* Cal-Crowe gooses
Cal-CroweWhen he hit the fan....there was a big mess
DarkonZeroOh...THE INANITY!
DeRaptorheh...hmmm.
DarkonZeroTOUPEE EVERYWHERE!
DeRaptorWell, some of those trekkies out to be hit.
DeRaptorought rather
DarkonZeroAll those loose pauses.
Timmyling<Shatner> First I'm...attacked by a dinosaur...now...I'm...hitting a giant...fan!  YAUGH! Spooock!  *BZZT*
DeRaptorPurple toupee?
Cal-Croweheh!
DarkonZeroShatner's thoughts on Star Trek...."I'm stuck between a Spock and a hard head."
TimmylingHeheh.
DeRaptord'oh!
DarkonZeroD'OH!
* DeRaptor glares at her budgies.
DarkonZeroShe's planning to eat them.
DeRaptorHmmm...man, I had to get up early this morning.
DarkonZeroPROJECTED MAN!
DeRaptorYou thought C-Net was a bad neighbor, try late-night paid programming...:P
DarkonZeroI know...
DeRaptorCool Tech, whatever it was.
DeRaptorOrange Glo? Sheesh.
TimmylingHeheh.
Cal-CroweProjected Man was sooooooooooooooooo boring
TimmylingAin't it the truth.
DarkonZeroPlot crap all the way!~
Cal-CroweIt moved slower than a snail on a train to china
Cal-Crowe"Should I kick a cat or a dog?"
DarkonZeroWhy not both?
DarkonZeroI will...
* DarkonZero goes to find a cat and dog.....
* Cal-Crowe listens to Weird Al's Greatest Hits II
* DarkonZero finds a dino wearing a shirt.....and kicks.
Timmylingheh.
DeRaptorHmmm...it was really eerie when I was watching the beginning cuz the sun was still far under the horizon, so when Brain Guy was doing the whole "nepenthe, nepenthe!" thing it was rather poignant, which just made Pearl's "You are so gay" line that much funnier...weird.
* DeRaptor kicks DZ back.
TimmylingHeheh.
DarkonZeroI didn't say that dino was you De....did I?
DeRaptorYou IMPLIED it, so nyeah.
DarkonZeroI did not.
DarkonZeroThere could be another dino wearing a shirt.
DeRaptorNot in this room.
DarkonZeroAnd there was....
DarkonZeroWas too...
DarkonZeroOver there....
* Cal-Crowe puts on a obviosly fake dinosaur suit and puts on a t-shirt on it
* DarkonZero points.
DeRaptorhttp://www.deadcomix.com/deadcomixcgi/deepblurting.pl?read=3660
Cal-Crowegrrr
DeRaptorI see.
DarkonZeroSee!
DeRaptorCal, get outta that thing.
DarkonZeroGeez.
DarkonZeroI demand a apology.
Cal-Crowedah! the zippers stuck
Cal-Croweanyone got a can of WD-40?
DeRaptorIf you didn't kick me, why do I have a fresh shoe impression on my leg?
* DarkonZero kicks De back instead of the apology.
DeRaptorAnd why does it say "this shoe belongs to Da-..." OW!
* Cal-Crowe sets himself on fire
DarkonZeroUh oh...
DarkonZeroCC is on fire.
* Cal-Crowe throws water on himself
* Cal-Crowe looks dow
Cal-Crowen
DeRaptorUm...that was gasoline.
Cal-CroweAHHHHHHHH!
DeRaptorThe water is over there.
* DeRaptor points.
DarkonZeroShould we help?
TimmylingNope.
* Cal-Crowe jumps into the swimming pool
DarkonZeroNawww.....
TimmylingThat was my napalm pool.
Cal-CroweAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
DeRaptoryeeikes.
* Cal-Crowe sees it start to rain
Cal-Croweahhhh
Cal-Crowecool rain
DeRaptorUm...that nitro-glycerin rain.
DarkonZeroThat's acid rain.
Cal-CroweAHHHHHHH!
TimmylingYup.
DeRaptorStupid pollution.
* Cal-Crowe melts
Cal-Crowefraggin raggin
* Cal-Crowe CalMelted
DarkonZeroCrispy Crowe.
*** Cal-Crowe is now known as CalMelted
DeRaptorheheh...
DeRaptorKentucky Fried Crowe
TimmylingYou melted on my toaster, idiot.
CalMeltedhey....
CalMeltedhelp me
TimmylingNo.  You ruined my toaster.
* DeRaptor scoops up CalMelted and puts him in the freezer.
* DarkonZero kicks De cause he likes to.
TimmylingHeh.
CalMeltedHEY!
CalMeltedlet me out!
DarkonZero*KICK*
CalMelted*boomp* *boomp* *boomp*
* DarkonZero now makes a HASTY RETREAT!
TimmylingOkay.  I'll just throw the fridge into that swimming pool over there.
DeRaptorOw!
Timmyling*THROW*
CalMeltedNOOOOOOOOO!
* DeRaptor mallets Darkon.
DarkonZeroOW!
* DeRaptor takes Cal out now that he's solidified.
* DarkonZero hits DeRaptor with his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
* CalMelted reaches into his pocket and pulls out a......TRANSMOGRIFIER GUN!!
TimmylingHeyy.
DeRaptorOw!
* CalMelted sets gun on Calvin Crowe
TimmylingIllegal use of plot points.
* DeRaptor slaps DarkonZero around a bit with a dead Gungan.
Timmyling"I'm safe!"
* CalMelted points it at himself
DarkonZeroHEY!
CalMelted*pop*
*** CalMelted is now known as Cal
Calahhh...
* DarkonZero uses his ATOMIC DEATH RAY on DeRaptor ! He got 'em good!
DeRaptorOw! Sheesh!
DarkonZeroThere....NYAH!
* DeRaptor slaps DarkonZero around a bit with a hundred-foot Leedsichthyes fish.
DarkonZeroAGH?
* Cal points atDe and laughs insanly
* DeRaptor hangs Darkon and Cal in the bathroom by their ankles and leaves them there.
Calow!
DarkonZeroUh....
* Cal wiggles out
DarkonZeroShe's draining us.
DarkonZeroMe even.
* DeRaptor puts Cal in a sack and hangs him up again.
Calhey!
Calmppppth
* Cal puts on a Masked Magician mask and shows how to get out of the sak
* Cal appears in Japn
CalJapan
Caldo'h!
* DarkonZero remembers that he is a computer construct and just gets out quite easily.
* Cal gets back in the sack
* DeRaptor watches Krankor's chicken men kidnap Cal.
CalNOOOOO!
* Cal will brb
DeRaptorThat's what happens in Japan, y'know.
TimmylingHey, what's this setting on the Transmogrifier Gun, Cal?  "Tiny Ant?"  I'll just point it at you and see what happens.
Timmyling*POP*
TimmylingOops.
* DeRaptor watches those sailor scout kids "punish" Cal.
* DarkonZero becomes a sappy Japanese superhero.
TimmylingHeheh.
*** DarkonZero is now known as Ultra_Dork
*** Timmyling is now known as SailorLing
* Ultra_Dork does a sappy stance.
Ultra_DorkYou will not win.
SailorLingWAUGH!
SailorLingMy mouth and eyes are really big!
SailorLingOkay, this wasn't even funny to begin with.
* Ultra_Dork looks at SailorLing.....
*** SailorLing is now known as Timmyling
*** DarKrow has joined #Deep13
* Ultra_Dork flies at De.
DarKrowHey!
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow
TimmylingWelcome back, DK.
DarKrowhey
* DeRaptor blinks.
DarKrowto pick up where I left off
Ultra_DorkTHUNDER BALL ASS!
DeRaptorWoah...was there just an anime Timmyling in a sailor outfit and mini-skirt in here?
* Ultra_Dork flies ass first at De.
* DeRaptor rotfl at the mental image.
DeRaptorHey!
* DeRaptor ducks.
DarKrowI really like this girl but everybody keeps warning me
DeRaptorwb, DK.
DarKrowthanx
Ultra_DorkOh...WB DK.
DarKrowDe, I'm reading your novel
DarKrowdamn it's good
DeRaptorIt's freeky.
* Ultra_Dork flies at De again....
DarKrowit's good
DarKrowit makes my novel look like... well... crap
DeRaptortalking dinosaurs...what a stupid idea...waitaminute...
Ultra_DorkHYPER TOSS OF COOKIES!
DeRaptor!
* DeRaptor ducks again.
TimmylingWha happa' to the 3rd chapter, De?
* Ultra_Dork throws up on De.
TimmylingHeheh.
DeRaptorOh...was there one up?
DeRaptorHEY!
TimmylingYeah.
DeRaptorEWWW!
* DeRaptor runs into the bathroom.
Ultra_DorkI WON!
TimmylingHeheheh.
DeRaptorI musta forgotten about it.
* DeRaptor dumps a bucket of water on herself.
* Ultra_Dork reverts back into DarkonZero.
Calbaq
*** Ultra_Dork is now known as DarkonZero
* DeRaptor scoops up the vomit water and pours it on Darkon.
TimmylingThe one that ends with "I couldn't help but feel I was looking at a scared and confused child" or something.
DarkonZeroUgh....DE!
* DarkonZero shakes himself like a dog on De.
* Cal drops an anvil on DZ
DarkonZeroThere.
DeRaptorOh.
DeRaptorUm.
* DeRaptor scratches her head.
DarKrowto return to what I was talking abou before i had dinner
DarkonZeroYou'
DarKrowI really like this girl but everybody keeps warning me
DarkonZeroAll wet.
DarKrowabout her past
*** MSTAnon has joined #Deep13
TimmylingYeah.
DarkonZeroANON!
MSTAnonThe first person to complain about trivia gets disqualified.
DeRaptorGreetings, Anon.
DarKrowwhat should I do?
DarKrowAnon!
* DeRaptor complains about trivia...or doesn't.
MSTAnonHehe.
DarkonZeroI only have one complaint.....my shoes.
TimmylingAnon, the trivia--I see.
* MSTAnon is working on it, so shut up.
CalMST Anon!
CalAndy Griffith was talking about you, Anon
MSTAnonYeah, right.
DarKrowdoes anyody care about my problem?!
DarkonZeroDK....I care.
DeRaptorAnon, your trivia really sucks...in that...it...um...is in a good way.
Calhey!
CalI'm number 8, I'm not complaining
MSTAnonUh-huh.
TimmylingI'm number 4.
TimmylingSo there.
TimmylingWell, technically I'm, number 4.
Timmyling,?
DarkonZeroI'm number not-appearing-on-the-chart.
CalAnon, what does the 4red1 text mean on the score list?
TimmylingIt means that guy can't win the prize, no matter how many points he gets.
MSTAnonPrevious champion.
TimmylingHe's already won.
Caloh
MSTAnonOr a staff member.
TimmylingI see.
Calah
CalAnon, whats the deal with Sloth 3-D? How can someone do that bad????
* DeRaptor trots her plastic triceratops around the floor.
TimmylingCal, it's not doing bad.  That's discrimination.  They prefer to be called "correctly challenged."
Calah..
MSTAnonIt also helps to put responses in the form of a question.
TimmylingWell, I don't remember you posting that on the site.
MSTAnonIt's in there.
TimmylingThat's a slogan for something, I just don't remember what.
MSTAnon"All normal rules for the television version of Jeopardy! apply."
TimmylingI see.
DeRaptorWhat if somebody's never seen Jeopardy!?
MSTAnonThen they suck.
DarkonZero....
DeRaptorI guess.
* DeRaptor makes her triceratops butt Anon's foot.
* DarkonZero turns around and faces the wall..
MSTAnonHeh.
* DarkonZero looks at the wall.....
* DarKrow flies a lego spaceship around
* DarkonZero frowns a bit.
* Cal jumps into his cement pond
* DarKrow pokes De with it
DarkonZeroLook how blank the wall is......
* DeRaptor makes a pteranodon dive bomb the lego spaceship.
DarKrowhey!
DeRaptorheehee!
* DeRaptor throws her triceratops at Darkon.
* DarKrow has the ship shoot laser beams or something at the pteranodon
DarkonZeroOw.....
*** war has joined #Deep13
DarkonZeroWAR!
DarkonZeroHEY!
DeRaptor<Pteranodon> Squaawwwk!
DarKrowwar!
DarKrowhuh!
DarKrowWhat is is colored for?
warhello?????
* DarkonZero becomes....
DarKrowAbsolutly, NOTHING!
TimmylingGood god, y'all!
* DeRaptor lets the pteranodon fall out of the sky and ponders.
*** MSTAnon is now known as famine
*** DarkonZero is now known as Peace
*** DarKrow is now known as Death
TimmylingSing it again, NOW!
TimmylingWar!
*** DeRaptor is now known as Plague
warhuh!
famineThat's PESTILENCE!
PlagueSo.
*** Peace is now known as Pestilence
waryeah
TimmylingWhoa-hoa, hoa!
warwhat is it good for?
Deathwait
*** Timmyling is now known as Drought
*** famine is now known as Famine
warabsolutly nothin'
DeathI have no horse
FamineWrong, wrong...
DroughtYup.
waryeah yeah yeah !!!!!!!
PlagueY'know...I know we're the four horsemen, but can we ride zebras instead?
Deathjeez
DeathI don't have a horse!
DeathI have a lego spaceship
FamineDrought was no horseman.
DroughtMars, c'mon!
DroughtGet into it!
PlagueHmmm.
* Famine rides his high-horse.
PestilenceThree of the true horsemen of the apocolypse have arrived....war is a imposter.
Drought<Mars> But Mars is the god of warfare.
DroughtShut up.
* Death tries to ride his ship but breaks it
Deathawww
* Plague opens the door and lets in four stegosaurs.
* Death puts it back together
PlagueHmmm...those'll be hard to ride.
DroughtI'm Drought, the 16th horseman,
*** Cal is now known as Barney
Drought.
BarneyI love you
Barneyyou love me
DroughtSo there.
FamineAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Deathwhere's the frickin' cockpit shield
*** Pestilence is now known as UltraDork
Barneylets all be a happy family
DeathI lost a wheel too
* UltraDork does a sappy stance....
Barneywith he he ha and ha ha he
*** war has quit IRC (Leaving)
FamineNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
* Plague shoots Barney.
UltraDorkYou will all fail.
* Famine starves Barney.
Deathwhere's that damn wheel
UltraDorkI MUST SUCCEED!
*** Plague is now known as FemmeFeral
Drought*brings Drought upon UltraDork and Barney.*
Deathanybody find a small black lego wheel
FamineFeral?
FemmeFeralgrrrr...stupid nick limite.
FemmeFeralAnyways...
Barneyahhh
FamineUh, typo?
Deathanyone?
FemmeFeralYou shall all bow to my...um...ferality...or something.
BarneyI love....*coughing up blood* yo...u
FemmeFeralDamn, I don't make a good supervillain.
DroughtHeheh.
* Barney dies
*** FemmeFeral is now known as DeRaptor
*** Barney is now known as Cal
*** Famine is now known as MSTAnon
DeathI need that frickin wheel!
*** Death is now known as DarKrow
*** UltraDork is now known as DarkonZero
DarKrowmy ship's incomplete without it
* Cal drops a ferris wheel on Death
* MSTAnon was born on a pirate ship.
DroughtI don't wanna go back.
DarKrowWrong wheel
DarKrowit's a small black lego wheel
DroughtI want to stay Drought.
DarkonZeroBueller Wheel then?
* Cal drops a Ferris Bueller on DK
DarKrowLEGO Wheel!
Cal<Ferris Bueller> Hello
*** Drought is now known as Timmyling
* DarKrow kicks Ferris
TimmylingThere.
DarKrowWhere's my wheel!
* MSTAnon slaps a "Kick Me" sign on Mars.
DarKrowYOU AREN'T HELPING!
Timmyling<Mars> Tiny FOOL! How dare you--OW!  Timmyling, stop kicking me.
TimmylingNo.
* DarKrow crawls under the couch with a flashligh
DarKrow+t
DarKrowdammit
* DarKrow looks under the table
CalLOL
* DeRaptor paints a bullseye on Mars' big butt.
TimmylingDK, it's glued to the ceiling, as always.
* DarKrow looks up
DarKrowwha?
* DarkonZero looks at the BLANK wall again and frowns.
* DarKrow flies up and re-attaches it to the ship
DarKrowyaaay!
* Cal glues a plastic parrot beak to Mars' forehead
* DarKrow puts a little Lego man inside
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DeRaptorUh oh...is he gonna start pining for the fjords?
*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07
DeRaptor'allo.
Timmyling<Mars> You guyyyyyzz!  Stop it!
Cal<Mars> why you littel....hey.....nice beak
Locdog07hi
TimmylingHi Loc.
* DeRaptor attempts to count the beaks in here.
DarKrowHey loc!
DarkonZeroLater all.....
TimmylingBye DZ>
CalI have a beak
DarkonZeroI gonna go.
Timmyling.
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Oct 02 17:36:18 1999
Session Start: Sat Oct 02 18:07:11 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'The Shatner's really hit the fan...'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Sat Oct 02 15:36:05
Locdog07Crow's room was on the SOL, wasn't it?
DarkonZeroAGH!
Locdog07If he even had a room
* DarKrow locks the Door
TimmylingBRB.
*** Timmyling has quit IRC (Timmyling)
*** Timmyling has joined #Deep13
TimmylingThere we go.
DeRaptorWell...he has a room somewhere in here now.
* DarKrow looks at his chunk of the Real Deep 13
Locdog07uhh...
Locdog07okay
* DeRaptor is away... REASON: 9,1poopie6,0 Type 12/ctcp DeRaptor page6 to page.
DarKrowReal Deep 13
DarKrownot virtual
DarKrowREAL
MSTAnonYeah, you can use it!
DarKrowI took some pic
DarKrowI took some pics
Locdog07Of poop?
DarKrowI'll scan them in when their developed
MSTAnonEww!
DarKrowof my Deep 13 peice
MSTAnonNothing we need to see.
DarKrowPics of my Deep 13 piece
* Locdog07 eyes Anon
Locdog07What piece did you get?
* DarkonZero realizes he dropped in on important, crucial conversation that is classified as "stuff that is stuff".
TimmylingHuh/
Timmyling.
* DarKrow loves his piece of Deep 13
Locdog07What piece is it?
DarKrowAnybody else got one?
Locdog07Gahhhh...
DarkonZeroThe left side...
DarKrowIt's a chunk of the wall
Locdog07I thought they were giving chunks from the SOL
DarKrowno
Locdog07k
DarKrowjust Deep 13
Locdog07Uh...no
Locdog07They've been giving SOL pieces too
DarKrowsince when!
Locdog07Since a long time
Locdog07All the bits sections that have been painted grey
DarKrowthey may be auctioning them
Locdog07yeah
TimmylingThey have.  In spades.
* DeRaptor is back FROM: 9,1poopie
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
Locdog07wb
Calbaq
DeRaptorheheh...hmmm.
Locdog07wb
CalPoOpIe!
DarKrowwb
DeRaptorda da dededede da
DeRaptordamn, I gotta go now.
DarkonZeroYes....
DeRaptorcya.
* DarKrow shows De his chunk of Deep 13
Locdog07Bye De
DarKrowaww
DarKrowbye
* DeRaptor steals the chunk of Deep 13 and runs.
*** DeRaptor has quit IRC (When this gray world crumbles like a cake, I'll be hanging from the hope that I'll never see that recipe again...)
TimmylingBye De..
DarkonZeroLet us all WB POOPIE!
TimmylingJeez.
DarKrowDAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
DarkonZeroWB POOPIE!
CalP
CalO
CalO
CalP
CalI
CalE
* DarKrow reaches thru the run in space time and gets it back
Cal!
DarkonZeroYAY!
DarkonZeroPOOPIE!
CalO
DarKrowbah
CalP
CalO
CalO
CalP
CalI
CalE
Cal!
* DarKrow gets some snacx
Cal<Cal> P
Cal<Cal> O
Cal<Cal> O
Cal<Cal> P
Cal<Cal> I
Cal<Cal> E
Cal<Cal> !
*** Cal was kicked by Locdog07 (I'm just mad about Saffron.)
*** Cal has joined #Deep13
DarkonZeroPOOPIE!
Cal saffron's mad about me
CalI"m just mad about saffron
DarkonZeroI just can't get enough.
DarkonZeroI just can't get enough.
TimmylingOh no.
Caland shes just mad about me
Caluhgnh
Caluhgnh
TimmylingLoc, what have you done?
* DarKrow is back
DarKrowmmm
Locdog07I...
DarKrowButterfinger
MSTAnonButterfinger is good.
*** Cal3 has joined #Deep13
DarkonZeroNow don't stick that Butterfinger.....
*** Cal3 has left #Deep13
Locdog07Spit-take
MSTAnonEww!
DarkonZeroHAHAHAHA!
DarkonZeroI'm EVIL!
Locdog07Uhh...
Locdog07semi-evil
DarkonZeroOk...
Locdog07"He who sings, scares evil"
DarkonZeroSemi-evil.
Calhow come no one is in MSTie-News?
DarkonZeroLoc...you scae anyone.
Locdog07There's no chat, Cal.
DarkonZeroscae to scare.
Locdog07It's bi-weekly now.
Caloh
DarkonZeroSo it's Bi....eh?
DarkonZeroUgh....
Locdog07That'd be funny if...nobody had said it.
* DarkonZero takes back what he said.
* DarKrow finishes eating it
DarKrowmmm
* DarKrow gets something to drinl
DarKrow-l +k
* Cal hands DK a Mr. Pibb
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Nine Inch Nails'14,16,0:6,04,1"Starfookers, Inc."4,16,0 from the album:6,012,1"The Day The World Went Away - Halo 13"12,16,0
CalNiN
DarkonZeroFOOKERS!
DarkonZeroALL OF YA!
Cal"Lets listen to some Pearl Jam!"-Manos
DarkonZeroDarkonZero's MP3 totals out to 516...now.
Calgood for you
DarkonZeroYup.
* DarKrow returns with a big frothy glass of Milk
Locdog07Hmm
DarkonZeroAnd more HD space will be eaten.
Locdog07If you weren't DK I'd think nothing of that line
CalIs there a place with Weird Al Yankovic mp3s?
DarkonZeroScour.net
TimmylingGotta go.
TimmylingBye.
*** Timmyling has quit IRC (Timmyling)
* DarKrow also returns with some Rice Krispie Treats
DarKrowmmm
DarkonZeroDK has goat's milk.
Calthey're swell
DarKrowno
DarKrowCow's milk
DarkonZeroBessie's?
DarKrowI dunno
DarkonZeroYou better find out.
* DarKrow dunks some Rice Krispie Treat in the milk
DarKrowmmm
DarKrowwhen you take it out it goes Snap Crackle Pop
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Filter's14,16,0:6,04,1"Take A Picture"4,16,0 from the album:6,012,1"Title Of Record"12,06,0
DarKrowyum
DarkonZeroI gotta get rid of the album name.
* DarKrow drinks the milk
* Locdog07 eyes the chatters
DarkonZeroRice Crispity!
* Sound request: can't find 'sound.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarKrowmmm
* DarkonZero sees Loc eyeing him...and is uncomfortable.
* Locdog07 grins
DarkonZeroUh....
Locdog07Human flesh...
DarkonZeroI don't swing that way.
* Locdog07 pushes DZ
Locdog07That's good
Locdog07I wanted you to swing into the pit of spikes
* Locdog07 watches DK fall
* Sound request: can't find 'zoltar.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroThere goes DK.....and not me.
Locdog07uhhh...
Locdog07Yeah.
DarkonZeroHAHAHA!
DarKrowOW!
Locdog07d'oh
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroI get pushed....and DK falls in.
DarKrowSad part is Loc, K is nowhere near Z
DarkonZeroWeird.
* Locdog07 frowns
DarkonZeroOh...
DarkonZeroHe didn't mean that.
*** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13
* DeRaptor drops into #Deep13
DarKrowWB
DeRaptorOW! The floor in here is hard.
* DarKrow has to go potty (BRB)
CalDoes anyone want a mp3 of The Saga Begins?
*** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor
Locdog07wb
DeRaptorI'm baaahaack.
DarkonZeroPOOPIE!
DarkonZeroCal...I do,.
DeRaptorI got one.
Locdog07baaahaaack? Klingon for washing your car?
DarkonZeroWait...I got one.
DeRaptorAnybody want an mp3 of any given TMBG song?
Locdog07I got one too.
* DarKrow is back
DarKrowaaaaaaaaaaaah
Locdog07Yeah, De, but you kinda made me go to some website and won't give me any.
DeRaptorOh.
* DarkonZero knows no one wants his MP3's.
CalI want instabel (not constanable)
DeRaptorWell...you gotta tell me which one you want.
Caland particle man
Locdog07Hmm
Locdog07okay
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
CalI remember those being on Tiny Toons
DarKrowI need an mp3 of "Walk This Way"
Locdog07Huh
DarkonZeroUgh....
CalI wish I had those "Musical" episodes
DarKrowBy Aerosmith
DarkonZeroWalk This Way?
DarkonZeroUgh....
DarKrowYes
DarKrowThat and "
Locdog07Run DMC and Aerosmith?
DarKrowThat and "Sweet Emotion
DarKrowno
Locdog07That's plane sick.
DarKrowthe origianl
DarKrowby Aerosmith only
* DarkonZero listens to his Frank Black MP3 of "The Adventure and the Resolution".
DarKrowBack school lover/ always hot underneath the covers/ better listen what your Daddy say!
DarkonZeroAn instrumental.
* DarKrow will BRB 14,15(2,15 (music) 14,15)
DarkonZeroItsa goo instrumental.
Locdog07gooey?
DarkonZerogood even
* DarKrow puts in his Live Aerosmith CD
* DarKrow is back
Locdog07The chewing-gum guitar.
DarkonZeroLoc...you're gooey.
Locdog07Thankyou.
DarkonZeroNo prob.
DeRaptorIncMeltingMan is the gooiest of all.
* Locdog07 realizes his fur has chunks of old chewing gum stuck in it..
Locdog07Hey, who did this?
* DarKrow plays "The Other Side"
DeRaptorWell, he is.
* DarkonZero listens to his Frank Black MP3 of "Pure Denizen of the Citizens Band".
Calewww
Locdog07Man, do you know how hard it is to get this stuff out...
DeRaptorUm...idunno. Coulda been the naughty ling.
Calnaughty is the key word
* DarKrow hands Loc some Ice and Peanut Butter
* Locdog07 sits in the freezer and waits till the gum freezes and drops off
DeRaptorOr maybe 'ku...maybe he got tired of fire for a change.
DarKrowuse Peanut Butter
Locdog07Bite me
* Locdog07 shuts the freezer door
* DarKrow bites Loc (and he has a beak)
Locdog07Uh
Locdog07Lucky I'm in here or that would have hurt
* DarKrow opens the door and bites Loc
Locdog07Ow.
DeRaptorHmmm...beaks.
* DarkonZero has a nose.
Locdog07At least I have big teeth, DK.
DarKroweeep
DarkonZeroA computerized one at that.
* DarKrow flies away
* Locdog07 shuts the freezer
*** CrowTRobot has joined #Deep13
* CrowTRobot falls out of the Umbilicus into #Deep13.
*** Mars sets mode: +o CrowTRobot
Locdog07Now, I can freeze to death in peace
CrowTRobotHelloooo.
Locdog07Oh, hi Crow
DeRaptorHey, beaky.
DarKrowCrooooooooow!
CrowTRobotShut up.
Locdog07Speaking of beak-heads.
DarKrowCrooooooooow!
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* DarkonZero listens to his Frank Black MP3 of "Pie In The Sky".
DeRaptorWhen the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moray...
DeRaptorOr wait, that's a kind of an eel.
Locdog07Heh
DarKrowawwqw
DarKrowpoopie
* DarKrow has to go potty (BRB)
Locdog07When your car hits a guy and his body goes fly, that's a dead guy.
DarkonZeroPotty talk....
DarkonZeroStarring DK
DarkonZeroAnd De.
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DarkonZeroAnd Loc.
Locdog07Huh?
DarkonZeroAnd Cal.
DeRaptorWhen you see an eel that has a slimy feel thats a moray...
DarkonZeroAnd Mars,
DarkonZeroExcluding DZ.
Locdog07Hmm
* Locdog07 wonders how you can tell the feel of an eel by looking at it
* Cal watches 12 Monkeys
DarkonZeroI saw a freshwater eel.....once.
* CrowTRobot puts salt on DK's tail.
DarkonZeroIt was rather...hmmmmm....
Locdog07Hmm
Locdog07DZ is interested by the shape of the eel
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Are 'Friends' Electric?"4,1
* Sound request: can't find 'classical.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* Cal duct tapes Crow's beak shut
DarkonZeroLoc just want to put a eel in his mouth.
Locdog07...???
Locdog07Uh
Locdog07Okayyy...
DarkonZeroMoving on....
* DarKrow returns and listens to his live version of "Walk This Way"
DarKrow12 Monkeys Cal?
CrowTRobotmmmpphhh!
DarkonZeroIt's not live....if it's recorded.
* CrowTRobot claws the duct tape off his beak and kicks Cal.
DarKrowThat was filmed in my home town
Locdog07Hmm
DarKrowPhilly!
Locdog07I got Twelve Monkeys
DarKrowReally!
DarKrowThey made a big deal
DarKrowthe cut a scene featruing the Channel 10 news team
Locdog07"We're making a movie!!!!!!" "Uh-huh" "SHH! Movie being made!!!" "Um-" "QUIET!!!"
DarKrowoh well
* DarKrow checks the other mp3s on this site he found
DarKrowThey have Walk This Way so
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Matthew Sweet's "Dinosaur Act".
DarKrowthis song kicks ass
DeRaptorDinosaur...Act?
Locdog07Dinosaur act, huh?
CrowTRobotYeah, Deeeee. You know about that, I bet.
DarKrowWoah!
DeRaptorShut up.
DarKrowThis site has Jimi Hendrix!
DarkonZeroIt's about something else.....
DarKrowFoxy Lady and Purpe Haze!
DarkonZeroAnd I thought I was bad.
Locdog07"To devour that passive herbivore...or not to devour that passive herbivore"
* DarKrow listens to "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
DarkonZeroDK!!!!??!?!?!
DarKrowOOH!
DarKrowLED ZEPPLIN!
DarKrowStariway to Heaven!
Locdog07Is Sabbath wrong too, man?
DarKrowWhat DZ?
DarkonZeroNevermind.
* Sound request: can't find 'sound.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Guided By Voices' "Bulldog Skin".
DarkonZeroTis a rockin' song.
DarKrowDavid Bowie's on SNL Tonight
DarKrowkewl\
DarkonZeroVery/
DarKrow-\
DarkonZeroThe same goes for me.
DarkonZero-/
Calis David Bowie a man or a shemale today?
DarkonZeroWho knows....
DarkonZeroBut he rocks.
Locdog07afk
* DarKrow tinkers on his Pop-Up Joke Proggie
DarkonZeroakf= after fookin' kids.
DarkonZeroD'oh!
DarkonZeroI messed that one up.
DarkonZeroOh well.
* DarKrow listens to "Back In The Saddle Again"
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Guided By Voices' "I Am Produced".
* DeRaptor doesn't listen to any mp3s at all, so there!
DarKrowI'm making a program that pops up a random joke on the screen evey 5 minutes
DarkonZeroSo.
DeRaptorin fact, /me listens to a midi!
DarkonZeroSo.
* Sound request: can't find 'thebellsareringing.mid'
* DeRaptor plays a random They Might Be Giants midi: 11,2TheBellsAreRinging.mid
Locdog07bak
CrowTRobotla...la...
* Locdog07 looks at Crow
DarKrowanybody care?
* CrowTRobot pulls out De's feathers.
Locdog07Whoah
DeRaptorow! Little bastard....
CrowTRobotheehee!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"I Die, You Die (Information Society Mix)"4,1
* CrowTRobot runs.
* DeRaptor pounces Crow and glares at him.
* Locdog07 looks at the plucked part of De's body
Locdog07Huh
CrowTRobotUm...hi.
DeRaptorHey!
CalI thought that Crow's beak was duct taped shut
Locdog07Crow sure got a lot of feathers out in a short time
* DeRaptor glues the feathers back on.
CrowTRobotI ripped it off and kicked you, stupid.
* DarkonZero ignores the going's on and floats inside a dark cube.....
Locdog07uhh...
* DeRaptor locks Crow in his room as punishment.
CrowTRobotHey!
DarkonZero[Inside cube] Damn..I should have brought a light.
CrowTRobotWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
* CrowTRobot kicks at the door.
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZero[Inside cube] Oh well....
* DarKrow hands DZ a light
DarkonZero[Inside cube] Oh....thanks.
* DarKrow opens the door
DarKrowDe, you locked Crow in the Bathroom
* DarKrow opens the door letting Crow out
DeRaptorOh. Whoops.
CrowTRobotIt smells in here!
CrowTRobotOh.
* DarKrow goes inside
CrowTRobotThanks!
* Cal throws the cube in the toilet
* DarKrow closes the door
* Cal flushes
* CrowTRobot hops over to Crow and wonders how to annoy her next.
Locdog07Ca's embarassed
Locdog07Cal
CalLOL!
Locdog07Crow hopped over to himself
Locdog07Fun
DarkonZero[Inside cube from the toilet] Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy......
DarKrowneat trick
* DarKrow fishes DZ out
DarKroweew
* DarKrow washes his hands
DarKrower
* DarKrow washes his wings
DarkonZero[Inside cube] What about my cube?
CrowTRobotI mean...hops over to de.
Locdog07Man
* DarKrow listens to "Mama Kin"
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Sleep By Windows"4,1
* DarkonZero gets out of his cube....to wash it.
DarKrowWould anybody like a beta of my Pop-Up Jokes program?
DarkonZeroDamn.....stupid....SHEESH.......idiots......
DarKrow?
* DarkonZero steps back into his cube.
DarKrowAnyone?
DarKrowPlease
DarKrowGive meaning to my meaningless programming!
DarKrowDe?
DarKrowYou want?
DarkonZero[Inside cube] .....
DarKrow*sigh*
DarKrowfine
* Cal paints Crow green
DeRaptorUm...okay.
DarKrowYAAY!
Locdog07I thought I already painted Crow green
* Cal flushes the cube down the toilet
DarKrowYou have the VB6 Runtime files?
CrowTRobotHey!
CrowTRobotDeee! I look like Zorak!
DarkonZero[Inside cube] Daaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt.......
Calwhere's DZ?
DeRaptorThere's a tube of gold paint in the bathroom.
CrowTRobotFine...be that way...don't cater to my every whim.
CrowTRobotYou'll regret it later..when I grow up and move away!
* Locdog07 cuts off the netting a little off Crow's head and gives him antennae
* DarKrow listens to "Sweet Emotion"
DeRaptorYou aren't growing up and moving away, Crow.
* Locdog07 sticks a tape recorder to Crow and plays the mantis sound constantly
CrowTRobotWell...well....I can try.
* Locdog07 shoves Crow in a piano..thing
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
*** DarkonZero is now known as DZInCube
DeRaptorI gotta go.
DeRaptorCrow does too.
DarKrowtry it
DarKrowAnybody else want?
Locdog07Bye De
DarKrowIts a program that pops up a random joke on the screen evey 5 minutes
Locdog07I'll have it, DK
* DZInCube listens to a MP3 of 14,1Information Society's14,16,0:6,04,1"Are 'Friends' Electric?"4,1
Locdog07Anyone want a pic of the crazy British comedian Harry Hill who is also a fan of MST?
DarKrowno
Locdog07huh
* Locdog07 growls
Locdog07Wow..I'm cold inside this freezer
DarKrowThe gum fall off yet?
Locdog07No...but various other extremities did
DarKrowTry the program
DarKrowHehe
Locdog07"a required DLL file, MSVBMVM60.DLL, was not found"
*** DZInCube is now known as DarkonZero
DarKrowyou need the VB6 runtime files
DarkonZeroLater...
DarKrowgo to www.download.com and get em
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
Session Close: Sat Oct 02 18:59:39 1999
Session Start: Sat Oct 02 19:18:14 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'o/ Where everybody knows DZ's name...and we're never glad he came... o/'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Sat Oct 02 19:17:22
ManosOfLAUh... did silence take over or am I simply lagging?
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
DarkonZeroLagging.
ManosOfLAOh, no. DZ just left.
ManosOfLAAnd silence, of course, set in.
ManosOfLAAlways happens.
DarkonZeroWell at least Cam isn't here.
BozarthHeh
DarkonZeroThank God to that.
* ManosOfLA silently rejoices.
BozarthAmen, brother
BozarthOne more porn site reference and I'd kill myself
DarkonZerohow long did he try to get us to look?
OddCalwww.spanky.com
Bozarthfor about a half an hour
DarkonZeroI thought it was eternity?
DarkonZeroOh well.
ManosOfLACam is one confusing bastard.
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroTake out confusing.
DarkonZeroAdd lame-ass.
OddCal<Bozarth> One more porn site reference and I'd kill myself
OddCalwww.spanky.com
OddCalwww.monkey.com
DarkonZeroWell....this time I do have to go....bye-bye.
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Oct 02 19:21:33 1999
Session Start: Sat Oct 02 21:01:31 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Live from irc.starlink.org it's #Deep13 Nigt Live! Featruing Locdog07,TheCambot, AidanK, Bozarth, Cal-Crowe, MSTManos and more!'
*** Set by DarKrow on Sat Oct 02 20:40:18
ManosOfLAther = there
ManosOfLAHey there, DZ.
Bozarthhey
DarkonZeroHey all.
* DarkonZero looks at the topic.....
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
Cal-CroweDZ!
DarkonZeroCC!
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DarkonZeroZOOMER!
ManosOfLAHey there unknown person. Bye.
DarkonZeroMUST KILL!
Cal-CroweI have to go
Cal-Crowebuy
DarkonZeroBye CC.
ManosOfLANo!
Cal-CroweNOOOOOOO!
ManosOfLAAww... bye, Cal.
Cal-CroweAHHHHHHHHHH!
Cal-CroweAHHHHHHHHHH!
Cal-CroweAHHHHHHHHHH!
*** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (See ya!)
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
DarkonZeroWell....
* DarkonZero kicks Mars.
ManosOfLA<Mars> Ow1
ManosOfLA<Mars> Ow!
DarkonZeroSo....
* DarkonZero kicks Manos....
ManosOfLAOw!
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
* DarkonZero kicks Boz....
ManosOfLAWhat was that for?
DarkonZeroWhat's what for?
ManosOfLAGetting kicked?
BozarthOW
ManosOfLAWhat was that for?
BozarthWhat the?
DarkonZeroOh...that....sorry.
Bozarththe word for today is "Anger management"
DarkonZeroBoz....is Bozarth your actual last name?
Bozarthyeah
ManosOfLAMan.
DarkonZeroHeh....
Bozarthyou didn't know that?
DarkonZeroNo...
BozarthWhat else would it be?
DarkonZeroI thought you made up the name.
DarkonZeroAdam Bozarth......
ManosOfLACool name.
DarkonZeroYeah it is cool.
Bozarthyou can't make this name up
DarkonZeroCool name.
DarkonZeroMy name gets ragged on....and your name is cool.
BozarthI don't really like it to much... I guess I'm tired of hearing it for 15 years
ManosOfLAWhoa. There's a lot of Bozarths out there, according to WhoWhere.
BozarthAre you implying Bozarth doesn't get ragged on? or Adam for that matter?
BozarthBozo
DarkonZeroHey.....Remarq is now rating posts....
BozarthBozart
BozarthBogart
BozarthA-Dumb
Bozarththat sucks
DarkonZeroUgh....one of Cam's posts has 3 stars.
ManosOfLAIck.
DarkonZeroMine have 1.....
DarkonZeroExcept for one....which has 2.
DarkonZeroManos.....your new post has 2 stars already.
ManosOfLAHmm.
Bozarthwhat the TSTMT URL?
DarkonZeroATTMTN.
Bozarthyeah..that's the ticket
ManosOfLAThat post is weird, I tells ya.
DarkonZeroWhat post?
Bozarthwhat's the URL?
DarkonZeroBoz....goto www.remarq.com....
DarkonZerodo a search on Tom Servo.
ManosOfLAThey call ATTMTN a flame newsgroup.
ManosOfLAHuh.
DarkonZeroWho does?
DarkonZeroAnd where?
ManosOfLAhttp://www.remarq.com/search.asp?si=groups&str=Tom+Servo
DarkonZeroYou find it Boz?
BozarthCam's poast?
Bozarthpost
DarkonZeroThe ratings are explained....
ManosOfLAPoast... hehe.
DarkonZeroRoast?
DarkonZeroManos....I'm replying to your post.
DarkonZeroOnce it loads up.
ManosOfLAHey, DZ, where the hell is this ratings system you speak of?
ManosOfLAI'm on RemarQ.
DarkonZeroUh.....when you go into the discussion page...you will see stars.
DarkonZeroNext to the subject.
ManosOfLAI don't see a thing.
DarkonZeroHmmmm....weird.
ManosOfLAWhat's yer URL?
DarkonZerohttp://www2.remarq.com/post.asp?g=alt%2Etom%2Dservo%2Etaught%2Eme%2Eto%2Enewgroup&allg=alt%2Etom%2Dservo%2Etaught%2Eme%2Eto%2Enewgroup&sps=1&ws=watch0%2E4793294&v=b&co=http%3A%2F%2Fwww2%2Eremarq%2Ecom%2Ftranscript%2Easp%3Fg%3Dalt%252Etom%252Dservo%252Etaught%252Eme%252Eto%252Enewgroup%26tn%3D2120%26sh%3Dfdb5debf2c571d76%26idx%3D%2D1&id=eClMdXplOXk%3D&sj=Unfortunately+for+us+all%2C+there+are+a+select+few+people+who+can%27t+take+a+good+Bob+Ishmael+joke+%28And+other+dirty+laundry%29&re=2120
DarkonZeroThat.
DarkonZeroUh...
DarkonZeroWait....
DarkonZeroSome of it is part of your post.
ManosOfLADamn, that is the most fat-assed URL I've ever seen.
DarkonZeroDisregard that URL.
ManosOfLAGet the URL of a post with a shorter topic.
DarkonZeroWait....
DarkonZeroThe ratings are on the page were the subjects are listed.
DarkonZeroHere's the URL.
DarkonZerohttp://www2.remarq.com/threads.asp?g=alt%2Etom%2Dservo%2Etaught%2Eme%2Eto%2Enewgroup&nav=LAST
DarkonZeroAre you a member of Remarq?
DarkonZeroI am.
DarkonZeroOf course you are....
DarkonZeroAren't you?
ManosOfLANo...
ManosOfLAI see.
ManosOfLAafk
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BozarthI gotta go...
*** Mars sets mode: +o CallipyG
BozarthCal! Update deep13.org soon!
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DarkonZeroCG!
CallipyGI will, Boz
CallipyGUm...
DarkonZeroHmmmm...
DarkonZeroBut take your good time.
DarkonZeroI don't mind....of course I still have no profile for ya.
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DarkonZeroRAVEN!
Raven-xhello
Raven-xdid anyone know that there is a mst3k quote found deep in the depts of Mirc?
DarkonZeroWhere?
DarkonZeroAnd what quote?
Raven-xyou know that little lifesaver icon
DarkonZeroYeah....
Raven-xput the mouse pointer over it and right click it several times
CallipyGyeah, its the help icon.
Raven-xit will give you a bunch of messages
Raven-xand one of them is Nanoo Nanoo
CallipyGyup
DarkonZeroNanoo Nanoo is a Mork and Mindy quote.
Raven-xoh well, Nanoo Nanoo was from the movie too yah know
DarkonZeroYeah....
DarkonZeroMplayer installer proggie....it has a Tom Servo quote.
Raven-xwhich one?
Raven-xor what was it of
DarkonZeroIt's..."You're lips ae like crispy, delicious bacon."....I think.
DarkonZeroae to are
Raven-xI'm thinking of ordering a mst3k episode on tape, should I get mitchel first?
Raven-xoh wait that is a stupid question they are all good
ManosOfLACG!
ManosOfLAR-x!
DarkonZeroMANOS!
DarkonZeroWB!
ManosOfLALong time, no see, CG.
DarkonZeroOk...you didn't leave....but still.
Raven-xhey Manos
Raven-xhehehehe
ManosOfLAHey, R-x.
ManosOfLAI was in the can, DZ...
ManosOfLAI call that leaving.
DarkonZeroManos.....
DarkonZeroYou need a poopie suit.
DarkonZeroBad.....
ManosOfLAHeh.
Raven-xI'm thinking of converting a person to the mst3k side, should I do it? how do I make sure they will convert well?
* DarkonZero wishes he never made those individual poopie suit songs......
ManosOfLAHere's a way: don't ask me.
DarkonZeroRaven......good luck.
ManosOfLAMy one feeble attempt was a crash and burn.
ManosOfLABut don't let that get you down.
Raven-xmaybe I should let them borrow the movie first, unless you Manos tried it
DarkonZeroI just find occasional watchers....
DarkonZeroThough they like the show.
ManosOfLAOh no... see, the guy I referred the show to had no cable.
ManosOfLASo, I had to deal with a caveman.
Raven-xhehehehehe
DarkonZeroUgh....me have no cable...
Raven-xI know of that kind of situation too
DarkonZeroMe watch Baywatch.
Raven-xahhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooo
DarkonZeroIt be on non--cable.
DarkonZeroJubbly everywhere...ugh.
ManosOfLAWas that a slow motion joke, R-x?
ManosOfLAIf so, that was kinda funny.
DarkonZero[Note: The last several lines from DarkonZero are his impression of that guy Manos talked about.]
Raven-xslow motion, you know in the intro
Raven-xwhere David runs
ManosOfLAHeh.
DarkonZeroOh...the one where he stubs his toe.
ManosOfLAHeh. Yahoo! People Search found 11 entries for "David Koresh".
DarkonZeroWhy?
ManosOfLAWhy what?
DarkonZeroNevermind.....
ManosOfLAOh, why did I search for it...
DarkonZeroYes....
ManosOfLAI lost all my insanity several years ago. The end.
ManosOfLAI just told you my whole life story.
DarkonZeroOk....
DarkonZeroYou know most of mine.
Raven-xhey I wonder if I can convert chicks to the mst3k family?
DarkonZeroRaven....
DarkonZeroGood luck....really.
ManosOfLAYeah. Ditto.
Raven-xuh oh, I suppose I would be disgracing the house of Tom, Mike, and Crow
DarkonZeroNot all think with sarcasm.
DarkonZeroAGH!
DarkonZeroA phone...you know....line here in Vegas!
DarkonZeroDAH!
DarkonZeroWait....
DarkonZeroThat isn't new.
DarkonZeroNevermind.
Raven-xwhat
Raven-xahhh never mind
DarkonZeroNothing....
DarkonZeroGood....
DarkonZeroMoving on.
Raven-xthis is getting me dizy
DarkonZeroSorry....
Raven-xthat's right I'm so dizy I can't even spell it
ManosOfLALOL!...
ManosOfLABob's message crossposted!
DarkonZeroManos....what?
DarkonZeroWait.
ManosOfLAThe response to the Spam on ATTMTN
DarkonZeroOh....
DarkonZeroYeah....
DarkonZeroUgh....
Raven-xwell I need to go for a bit, I'll be back later
Raven-xbye
DarkonZeroThe Banner Ad scares me.
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DarkonZeroIt says "If you need it all day."
DarkonZeroCorrection....all to every.
ManosOfLADarn. I went to all the newsgroups, and no one mentioned Bob.
DarkonZeroWhy would they?
DarkonZeroThey probably don't know him....
DarkonZeroOr me....
DarkonZeroOr....whoever else.
ManosOfLAThey'd probably be amused at his idiocy...
ManosOfLAOr maybe not.
DarkonZeroMaybe.
DarkonZeroThey'll shun me after two words.
DarkonZeroOr revere me.
ManosOfLAHeh...
* ManosOfLA pokes CG.
DarkonZeroManos....they'd love ya.
DarkonZeroThey probably do.
ManosOfLAHeh.
DarkonZeroI never posted anywhere.
DarkonZero...else.
ManosOfLAWatch me become ATTMTN's Local Fascist Government Offices Leader.
DarkonZeroHehe....
DarkonZeroOk...
DarkonZeroWhere did it say ATTMTN is a flame group?
ManosOfLAhttp://www.remarq.com/search.asp?si=groups&str=Tom+Servo
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Locdog07Hey Callip
ManosOfLAHey there, Loc.
DarkonZeroLOC!
Locdog07Hey!
Locdog07DZ!
ManosOfLACG's kinda silent.
Locdog07ah
DarkonZeroATTMTN...a flame newsgroup.
* ManosOfLA pokes CG.
DarkonZeroNever saw that coming.
*** Locdog07 changes topic to 'Out to crunch.'
ManosOfLAHeh.
DarkonZeroNow.....once again....later....I gonna go...bye.
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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Session Start: Sat Oct 02 23:27:14 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Out to crunch.'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Sat Oct 02 22:06:27
Locdog07Yep
MSTManosHey there, DZ.
DeRaptor'allo.
* Locdog07 looks for the URL
Locdog07Hi DZ
MSTManosCG's here for one night only.
DarkonZeroHey all....
Locdog07Yes! I completed my Outlaw transcription!
DeRaptorAnd then he's gone forever and ever.
Locdog07That's all the eps I owe Anon.
DeRaptorand ever.
Locdog07So make the most of him while you can!
Locdog07Prices slashed!
Locdog07Everything must go!
MSTManosMeanwhile, I have lots and lots of transcripts I have to do for him.
* Locdog07 runs after a stack of CG
MSTManosThis should be fun!
DeRaptorHmmm...
DarkonZeroHmmmm...
* DeRaptor has to do transcripts too.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroNo...I don't.
DarkonZeroD'oh!
DarkonZeroI forgot to rename the sound.
Locdog07http://www.msties.com/episodes/402g.jpg
Locdog07De
Locdog07There's Crow with his tongue
DeRaptorYou sure you want me to see this?
MSTManosOh, I saw that, he's doing Gene Simmons.
Locdog07You know you want to.
DeRaptorHeh...um...wow...long tongue...
MSTManosIt's pretty good...
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroNo....I don't.
DeRaptorLike...certain amphibian taxa...
Locdog07Taxa!
* Locdog07 sticks his arm out
Locdog07Heh, I kill me.
MSTManosHeh.
MSTManos(Literally?)
* DeRaptor blinks at Loc.
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* DeRaptor hopes so.
Locdog07Taxa...cuz...taxi...
Raven-xhello everyone
DarkonZeroRAVEN!
MSTManosHey there, R-x.
Locdog07Hi Raven
MSTManosWow, as the hours pass by, more and more people just seem to come.
DeRaptorHmmm...I dropped my Dino pez dispensor...
* DeRaptor picks it up.
Locdog07Ya dummy!
* DarkonZero thinks he should go.....
Locdog07Bye DZ
DarkonZeroLater all....
MSTManosAww...
MSTManosBye, DZ.
DeRaptorbya DZ.
DarkonZeroWell....I'm in a mood right now...a bad one.
DarkonZeroLater.
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Oct 02 23:31:38 1999

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