| Session Start: Thu Sep 30 18:16:18 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Satanic Message No. 1: "Da Freshmaker!" played backwards is "I am sure fat!"' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Thu Sep 30 11:35:49 | ||
| * DarkonZero looks at the topic.... | ||
| DarkonZero | Tis true. | |
|---|---|---|
| DarkonZero | Oh....hey all! | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Well....I gotta go...I'll see ya all later. | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Thu Sep 30 18:19:04 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Thu Sep 30 19:33:06 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Satanic Message No. 1: "Da Freshmaker!" played backwards is "I am sure fat!"' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Thu Sep 30 11:35:49 | ||
| DeRaptor | SERVOMOTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| * Sentroid91 shoves a bottle of Scope in De's mouth to shut her up. | ||
| DeRaptor | Hey Darkon. | |
| * Sentroid91 shoves a bottle of Scope in Boz's mouth to shut her up. | ||
| DarkonZero | Scope? | |
| Bozarth | her? | |
| * DeRaptor spits the Scope all over 'troid. | ||
| Sentroid91 | Yes, *hiccup* Scope | |
| * Sentroid91 continues drinking his little bottle of Scope. | ||
| DarkonZero | Well....I came in during your getting ready for beddy bye time. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'tubbylnd.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'clues.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| TheCambot | Oh. Sorry, DZ. | |
| Bozarth | uh.... tape dispenser....I think? | |
| DarkonZero | Cam....sorry for what? | |
| TheCambot | Uh...you...Hmm. | |
| TheCambot | Wait a second. | |
| TheCambot | Why did you say you came in during bedtime? | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Nothing....it was something I just randomly said. | |
| DarkonZero | Sent? | |
| Sentroid91 | yes? | |
| DarkonZero | Blue's Clues? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| Sentroid91 | yes? | |
| * DarkonZero now knows what Sent does during the day. | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | yes | |
| Sentroid91 | now | |
| Sentroid91 | HI-YO! | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | HAHAHAHA! | |
| DarkonZero | Tinky Winky blew up. | |
| * Sentroid91 dies laughing | ||
| Sentroid91 | The Leprechaun blew him up | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| * Goku lives and laughs too | ||
| Goku | It's an amazing acomplishmen | |
| Goku | t | |
| * DarkonZero has a supervisor at work that looks like Tinky Winky.....and will never look at that supervisor the same again after that sound. | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| *** War has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | No more War.....we now have peace. | |
| *** DarkonZero is now known as Peace | ||
| * DeRaptor skims through ratmmm. | ||
| DeRaptor | Hmmm...that MUT3K maintainer guy is a PhD now. | |
| Peace | Hi...I'm Peace......I kicked War's ass. | |
| Peace | DAMN SENT! | |
| Peace | Enough. | |
| Sentroid91 | You mean you had a war with War? | |
| Peace | Yeah... | |
| Sentroid91 | i know, that's it | |
| Peace | So....what of it? | |
| Goku | LaLaLa | |
| Sentroid91 | Well, if you're against war, then why did you wage war? | |
| TheCambot | Huh. | |
| Peace | War creates peace. | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor blinks several times. | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| * Peace thinks about that last thing he said... | ||
| Peace | Ugh.... | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| *** Peace is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | Sent.....that ok... | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | We can play them later. | |
| Sentroid91 | how bout one more? | |
| DarkonZero | No thanks. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | pwease? | |
| TheCambot | Uh...BRB. | |
| DarkonZero | I already have the Jeffersons one. | |
| Sentroid91 | oh | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | You sent it to me a couple of days ago. | |
| Sentroid91 | oh | |
| Sentroid91 | I can | |
| Sentroid91 | t recall | |
| DarkonZero | It was the day you tormented Lodo with it. | |
| Sentroid91 | yah | |
| Sentroid91 | and he hasn't been seen since then | |
| DarkonZero | And that has been good. | |
| Sentroid91 | yes | |
| DeRaptor | yep. | |
| Sentroid91 | Yes now | |
| Sentroid91 | HI-YO! | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Very powerful ending to that Elmo one. | |
| Sentroid91 | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | SHUT THE <BEEP> UP! | |
| Sentroid91 | 2 and 3 were edits, cause Cal-Crow edited his, so Loc and I edited our own | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | this is Loc's | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | this is Sent's | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| Sentroid91 | and this is the one I made. | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | You gotta get it past the censor board. | |
| Sentroid91 | heh | |
| Sentroid91 | It's not that bad, though. | |
| Sentroid91 | Sinistar eating Blue's Clues? | |
| DarkonZero | The Elmo one is.... | |
| Sentroid91 | oh | |
| Sentroid91 | that was already made | |
| Sentroid91 | 'snot mine | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | but this one is | |
| DarkonZero | And that Tinky Winky one.....which the zipping noise is unsettling. | |
| Sentroid91 | hehe | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'bobbit.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| * /sound: no such file 'goodbad.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | That reminds me of that ep of the Simpsons today | |
| Sentroid91 | The one where they had the curfew | |
| * DeRaptor listens to one of her versions of the MoAM cover of the MST theme song. | ||
| Sentroid91 | 1,9[s9-mS]9,1-mst3k-1,9 0.79MB | |
| [Sentroid91:#Deep13 S9-MS] - mst3k.mp3 - 0.79MB | ||
| DarkonZero | I got a MP3 of the Joel theme....I think. | |
| DarkonZero | I do. | |
| DeRaptor | Both MoAM covers are of the Joel version. | |
| DarkonZero | Ah.... | |
| Sentroid91 | moam | |
| Sentroid91 | moan | |
| Sentroid91 | moan= something ANTNEE wishes he could do. | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| * DarkonZero weirded people out today doing a Yogi Bear voice. | ||
| DeRaptor | heehee. | |
| Sentroid91 | 1,9[s9-mS]9,1-03_Another Brick In The Wall (Part I)-1,9 2.92MB | |
| [Sentroid91:#Deep13 S9-MS] - 03_Another Brick In The Wall (Part I).mp3 - 2.92MB | ||
| DarkonZero | They just wanted to keep moving.....faster....and away from me. | |
| Sentroid91 | heh | |
| DeRaptor | MoAM = Man...Or Astro Man? Whom Joel said he toured with in 1001. | |
| Sentroid91 | http://mstiegate.cjb.net/index-2.html | |
| DarkonZero | Ah.....MoAM?, the Space Ghost end theme makers. | |
| DarkonZero | On some eps. | |
| Sentroid91 | MoAN | |
| DeRaptor | That too. | |
| Sentroid91 | Man or AstroNun | |
| DeRaptor | yeh.. | |
| Sentroid91 | I am a Nun | |
| Sentroid91 | I am a Whore | |
| Sentroid91 | Whore | |
| Sentroid91 | Nun | |
| * DarkonZero wonders what a Astronun would do..... | ||
| Sentroid91 | Whore....... Nun.......... Whorenun......... | |
| Sentroid91 | She'd sing gospel songs, Darkon. | |
| DeRaptor | She'd...um...wear a silver habit... | |
| DarkonZero | With her intergalactic twanger. | |
| Bozarth | I gotta leave...bye everyone | |
| DeRaptor | bya Boz | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Boz. | |
| Goku | C ya | |
| Goku | I want a silver hat | |
| DeRaptor | I want a purple jumpsuit. | |
| Sentroid91 | I want a silver tazer | |
| *** Bozarth has quit IRC (<Timmyling> Boz can seperate #Deep13 and his real life sucessfully.) | ||
| Sentroid91 | and a black jumpsuit | |
| Goku | I want a silver hat | |
| * DarkonZero feels like rippin' his Frank Black CDs. | ||
| Sentroid91 | I want a pony. | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks for reminding me. | |
| DarkonZero | To everyone. | |
| * Sentroid91 looks up.... stoned? yes.... stoned from too much Scope.... | ||
| Sentroid91 | Yah! | |
| * DeRaptor wants a Chasmosaur, so there. | ||
| Sentroid91 | And dammit! I missed Tom Green! | |
| DeRaptor | Hmm...now I want an armadillo. | |
| DarkonZero | A dinosaur named Charles, De? | |
| DeRaptor | Tom Green was chasing flamingos on Talk Soup. | |
| DeRaptor | I guess. | |
| Sentroid91 | 1,9[s9-mS]9,1-Tom Green - Armadillo-1,9 2.63MB | |
| Goku | hehehe yup | |
| [Sentroid91:#Deep13 S9-MS] - Tom Green - Armadillo.mp3 - 2.63MB | ||
| Goku | I want a silver hat | |
| Sentroid91 | Yeah, I have that on tape. | |
| DarkonZero | Ah...Tom chasing the flamingos.... | |
| DarkonZero | A classic. | |
| Sentroid91 | Tom imitating Glenn spewing, that was even classicer | |
| DarkonZero | But not as much as Scuba Hood. | |
| DeRaptor | Poor flamingos. They musta though he was gonna eat 'em. | |
| DarkonZero | I'd eat 'em. | |
| DarkonZero | Flamingos are tasty. | |
| Sentroid91 | hhm, flamikoes.... | |
| DeRaptor | Scrawny drumsticks, though. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah. | |
| * Sentroid91 looks at De and sees a Flamingo | ||
| * Sentroid91 tries to eat De | ||
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm staying out of this. | |
| * DeRaptor kicks a gash in the roof of 'troid's mouth. | ||
| DarkonZero | Cause I will definitely say the wrong thing. | |
| * Sentroid91 repairs his stoned self | ||
| * DarkonZero feels stoned.....wait make that feels like he's been stoned with rocks. | ||
| * DeRaptor shakes her head and hides in the rafters. | ||
| * Sentroid91 passes around the Scope, so everyone can get stoned. | ||
| DarkonZero | I pass. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait..... | |
| Sentroid91 | hmm? | |
| DarkonZero | The Scope thing reminds me of a movie. | |
| DarkonZero | A bad movie. | |
| * Sentroid91 injects Scope into Darkon and anyone else who won't get stoned with him. | ||
| DeRaptor | ow! | |
| * DeRaptor falls out of the rafters and falls asleep on the floor. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey....why would I get stoned......I already drink. | |
| * DeRaptor snores loudly. | ||
| * Sentroid91 puts his head through the wall and falls asleep | ||
| Goku | I want a silver hat | |
| * DarkonZero is fine and dandy.....ok...scratch out dandy. | ||
| * DarkonZero gives Ku a silver hat. | ||
| DarkonZero | There.... | |
| * DeRaptor wakes up and spray paints herself silver. | ||
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| * Sentroid91 brings in THE WALL | ||
| DarkonZero | IT'S THE SILVER RAPTOR! | |
| * Sentroid91 gives De a surfboard | ||
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| * DeRaptor takes a bite out of the surfboard. | ||
| Sentroid91 | now it's Silver Sufer Rapotr | |
| DeRaptor | Man...this thing tastes like wood... | |
| DarkonZero | It is. | |
| * Sentroid91 loks at the board.... | ||
| * Sentroid91 eats it | ||
| Sentroid91 | 1,9[s9-mS]9,1-Guns n Roses - Paradise City-1,9 6.17MB | |
| [Sentroid91:#Deep13 S9-MS] - Guns n Roses - Paradise City.mp3 - 6.17MB | ||
| * DarkonZero is inspired by the movie "Fight Club" and wants to start one himself. | ||
| DarkonZero | Starting now.... | |
| * DarkonZero punches Sent. | ||
| * Sentroid91 rips off Darkon's arm | ||
| DarkonZero | It's only a flesh wound. | |
| * Sentroid91 beats Darkon with his arm | ||
| DarkonZero | ow. | |
| DarkonZero | hey. | |
| DarkonZero | stop. | |
| DarkonZero | ow. | |
| DarkonZero | the pain....the pain. | |
| * DarkonZero kicks Sent square in the noots. | ||
| DarkonZero | HA! | |
| DarkonZero | Wait. | |
| * Sentroid91 doesn't have any. | ||
| DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| * Sentroid91 is in ghost mode, remeber? | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm not gonna say anything about that......still. | |
| *** DeRaptor changes topic to '* DarkonZero kicks Sent square in the noots. * Sentroid91 doesn't have any.' | ||
| DarkonZero | OUCH! | |
| DeRaptor | I think it speaks for itself. | |
| * Sentroid91 shakes his head, and dumps the rest of the Scope in the toilet | ||
| DeRaptor | Good idea there. | |
| *** Sentroid91 changes topic to '* DarkonZero kicks Lodd square in the noots. * Lodovik doesn't have any.' | ||
| Sentroid91 | there, that's better | |
| DarkonZero | Much. | |
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as Wheezy | ||
| Wheezy | now to get sober again | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe, | |
| DeRaptor | hmph. The first topic was funnier, cuz it was actually said. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry..De. | |
| Wheezy | well, the sceond one was said too | |
| DarkonZero | But.....Sent doesn't need to be ragged on. | |
| DeRaptor | I guess... | |
| DeRaptor | Well, I rag on everybody who says stupid things... | |
| DarkonZero | I know you do. | |
| DarkonZero | Very well. | |
| DarkonZero | And I don't feel like raggin' on him tonight. | |
| Wheezy | nobody should rag on me. Except Bob gets away with it once in awhile. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm. | |
| DeRaptor | Heheh...Bob rags on everybody. | |
| DeRaptor | So does Cam. | |
| Wheezy | Heh, remeber when I just kept calling him an ass? | |
| DeRaptor | Dontcha, Cam? | |
| * DeRaptor pokes Cam. | ||
| Wheezy | and he got really pissed? | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm... | |
| Wheezy | that was funny | |
| * DeRaptor doesn't remember if she was there or not. | ||
| Wheezy | I think it was one weekend | |
| DarkonZero | I remember. | |
| DarkonZero | T'was funnt. | |
| Wheezy | Or the time he insulted my html skills and I said he was full of bs... and he got pissed? | |
| DarkonZero | Bob is easily pissable. | |
| DeRaptor | He is. | |
| DeRaptor | But that's Bob for ya. | |
| DarkonZero | As am I...at certain times. | |
| Wheezy | well, I am sorta annoying also. | |
| Wheezy | Look what I did to Lodovik | |
| Wheezy | he's no longer with us | |
| * Wheezy still has sorta a buzz from that Scope. | ||
| DeRaptor | Hmmmm... | |
| DeRaptor | Annoyingness should be classed as a superpower. | |
| Wheezy | yes | |
| DarkonZero | Memo.....no Scope for Sent on his next birthday. | |
| DarkonZero | I have that superpower. | |
| DarkonZero | And you all know it. | |
| DeRaptor | Heheh. | |
| Wheezy | Which subsequently is coming up in exactly 21 days | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if Jar Jar Binks is the patron saint of annoying people... | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.....now I remove myself from the "Annoying" category. | |
| DeRaptor | heehee! | |
| [Wheezy SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor successfully annoys darkon and snickers. | ||
| DarkonZero | And I don't mind. | |
| Wheezy | now it's time for the Sent Show! | |
| DarkonZero | I just don't want to be associated with that name. | |
| DarkonZero | Jar Jar....ugh. | |
| Wheezy | Ba-da-da-da-da-da.... it's the Sent Show, starring me, I'm Sent! It's the Sent Show! And i've got alot of gas! Ba-da-da-da-da-da! | |
| DeRaptor | "mesa love you!" | |
| * DeRaptor rotfl. | ||
| DarkonZero | Though I did also do a Jar Jar voice today.....but as a wrestler.....specifically the DX crew. | |
| DeRaptor | heheh. | |
| * DeRaptor suddenly thinks Pikachu must be a patron saint of annoying people too, blanches, and hides. | ||
| Wheezy | Mesa want you to SUCK IT! | |
| DarkonZero | Yup... | |
| DeRaptor | heheh...eww. | |
| DarkonZero | That's what I exactly said. | |
| DeRaptor | That's not a good...phrase to associate with Binks. | |
| Wheezy | I'm a mind readur | |
| DarkonZero | What Wheezy said. | |
| Wheezy | You should do Jar Jar as Rick Steiner | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| Wheezy | You yousa no like me, Bite me! | |
| DarkonZero | We were making fun of The Rock too...... | |
| Wheezy | If ya SMELL!!!! What the Jar....... | |
| Wheezy | ........ | |
| DarkonZero | Me and some guy were doing impressions of The Rock if he was part of DX. | |
| Wheezy | Is cookin'! | |
| Wheezy | ah | |
| Wheezy | I remeber those | |
| Wheezy | The Crock | |
| Wheezy | hehee | |
| DarkonZero | No... | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
| Wheezy | and Mizark Henry | |
| Wheezy | oh | |
| DarkonZero | Here's a line I said.. | |
| Wheezy | right | |
| Wheezy | Still, being part of DX is alittle better than being a tag-team partner with Mankind | |
| DarkonZero | If you can't smell what The Rock is cookin'...you can just ....you know. | |
| * TheCambot glances in. | ||
| Wheezy | <Mankind> I've got one word for ya! SOCKO! | |
| TheCambot | Oh my god. You're talking about wrestling. I'm out of here. | |
| DarkonZero | Now moving on from wrestling.... | |
| *** TheCambot has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| Wheezy | Good.. | |
| DarkonZero | I hate wrestling myself.... | |
| Wheezy | <Mike> Yes, go away you.... you'll get most of the same elsewhere! | |
| DeRaptor | Wrestling is the evil work of Bonnie Hammer, anyways. | |
| Wheezy | well, I was born with Wrestling, so it won't go away for me. | |
| * DarkonZero sorta hates the guy at work who just does The Rock schpeil all day. | ||
| Wheezy | i still think DX and the nWo should become one group. Since Nash and Hall are gone from We Can't Wrestle. | |
| DarkonZero | Sent......moving on.... | |
| Wheezy | up? | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe. | |
| [Wheezy SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOO! | |
| Wheezy | Gimme the pie, bitch. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn.... | |
| Wheezy | Can that be my new line? | |
| DarkonZero | Sent...you're killing it. | |
| Wheezy | Gimme the pie, bitch. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait...you killed it...buried it...and dug it back up. | |
| DarkonZero | And killed it again. | |
| Wheezy | Urge to kill fading..... fading..... | |
| Wheezy | RISING!.... fading..... | |
| DarkonZero | Now...that's better. | |
| Wheezy | falling..... gone.... | |
| Wheezy | Come, family. Sit with me. | |
| DarkonZero | You want a cookie? | |
| * DarkonZero gives Sent a cookie. | ||
| * DarkonZero gives De a cookie. | ||
| Wheezy | You have the head of a cookie. I want to eat you. | |
| * DarkonZero gives Ku a cookie. | ||
| Wheezy | hmm | |
| Wheezy | the hell? | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
| Wheezy | they're showing BTTF 3 again?! It just ended! | |
| DarkonZero | That came out wrong. | |
| Goku | I want a silver hat | |
| * DeRaptor watches a flock of flamingos trot by Sent. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ku... | |
| DarkonZero | I gave you a silver hat. | |
| DarkonZero | Now....eat your cookies everyone..... | |
| Wheezy | I like clock radios with a Spanish Language Station.... no.... Pants with Palpitations... no.... Sandwich Population! | |
| Goku | wha hoo!!!!!!! | |
| * DarkonZero just wants a decent pair of pants....period. | ||
| DarkonZero | I have a decent pair of shorts. | |
| DarkonZero | But not pants. | |
| * DeRaptor lets two dozen parakeets loose in the channel. | ||
| * DarkonZero now loses an eye.... | ||
| DarkonZero | Thanks De. | |
| DarkonZero | You know how the saying goes. | |
| DarkonZero | It's all fun and games.....and..... | |
| DarkonZero | ? | |
| DeRaptor | Until somebody dies? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| Goku | yum, I haven't had parakeet in awhile | |
| * DarkonZero dies. | ||
| Wheezy | hmm | |
| DarkonZero | There...I'm dead. | |
| * Wheezy takes Darkon's soul | ||
| DarkonZero | Happy? | |
| *** Wheezy is now known as Sentroid91 | ||
| * DeRaptor watches 'ku bite the head off a little budgerigar. | ||
| * Sentroid91 eats Darkon's soul, and becomes stronger | ||
| DeRaptor | ! | |
| Goku | Hi De, want some keesh? | |
| Goku | or is it queesh? | |
| DarkonZero | Sent...you know that was my soul...give it back.....and don't say I gotta wait about a couple of hours till you get out of the can. | |
| DeRaptor | Queesh? | |
| DarkonZero | It's quiche. | |
| Goku | the little aur'dureves | |
| Goku | Oh I see | |
| Goku | want some De | |
| Goku | ? | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm...what kind is it? | |
| Goku | regualar... | |
| * DarkonZero sees that Ku says "quickie" instead by accident. | ||
| DarkonZero | Regular? | |
| Goku | hmph, did not, I am trying to make De eat her birds | |
| Goku | I mean!... | |
| Goku | um...not her birds...other birds...that aren't birds... | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...dinosaurs then....right? | |
| * DeRaptor blinks at 'ku. | ||
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| * Goku stops talking and looks at his silver hat | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm good. | |
| * Sentroid91 looks up. | ||
| Sentroid91 | Sadly, you're gonna have to wait, Darkon. | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh... | |
| DarkonZero | You better clean it. | |
| DarkonZero | My soul that is. | |
| DarkonZero | It needs to be dry cleaned. | |
| DarkonZero | And that's the ending clencher! | |
| DarkonZero | Thank you. | |
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| * DarkonZero bows several.....thousand times. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ow....my back. | |
| * DeRaptor realizes she's still spray painted silver. | ||
| DeRaptor | Hmmm. | |
| DarkonZero | Paint thinner? | |
| DeRaptor | That might help. | |
| DarkonZero | Or turpintine? | |
| * DarkonZero gives De a huge can of paint thinner. | ||
| DeRaptor | thank ya. | |
| DarkonZero | A present. | |
| * DeRaptor dumps it all over herself. | ||
| DeRaptor | Wait a minute...I'M A CARTOON CHARACTER!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Not iin front of us.... | |
| * DeRaptor melts. | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh oh. | |
| DeRaptor | I'm meeeellllting! I'm MELLTING!!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | I killed her/ | |
| * DeRaptor becomes a puddle. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey...IMM would say, "You're stealing my line!". | |
| DeRaptor | So this is what IMM feels like. | |
| DeRaptor | heheh.... | |
| DeRaptor | anyways, I gotta go. | |
| * DeRaptor flows out the door. | ||
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (When this gray world crumbles like a cake, I'll be hanging from the hope that I'll never see that recipe again...) | ||
| DarkonZero | Well folks........it's bye bye time for me.....until next time......use belts to keep your pants up! | |
| DarkonZero | Later. | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Thu Sep 30 20:45:19 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Thu Sep 30 23:17:44 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '* DarkonZero kicks Lodd square in the noots. * Lodovik doesn't have any.' | ||
| *** Set by Sentroid91 on Thu Sep 30 20:14:22 | ||
| Goku | He's very angry | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't do it! | |
| DarkonZero | Seriously! | |
| DeRaptor | Hey Darkon. 'ku's afraid of his sock. | |
| Raven-x | hehehe fun proably does offend them | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| Goku | Evil Sock | |
| Goku | is Eivl a word? | |
| Raven-x | "where in the bible does it say to have fun" that's proably what Falwell and Swaggart are preaching | |
| DarkonZero | Eivl...isn't. | |
| DeRaptor | heehee. | |
| Goku | damn | |
| Goku | It should be | |
| Goku | I need a meaning for it | |
| DarkonZero | Sounds more like a Romanian name Ku. | |
| Goku | eivl! | |
| Goku | To be cheese or cheese like | |
| Goku | eivl! | |
| Raven-x | enjoy that short mpeg I gave you | |
| DarkonZero | Subversivemoronic...to be Lodo like. | |
| Goku | I want something eivl right now | |
| Raven-x | why don't you park in a handicap space | |
| DarkonZero | Huh? | |
| * DeRaptor chuckles at the mpg. | ||
| Sentroid91 | Raven? That mpeg.... is that from Escape from the Bronx? | |
| DeRaptor | That's from Space Mutiny. | |
| Raven-x | "I park in handicap spaces, WHILE the handicapped people GIVE MEEEEEE handicaped faces" | |
| Raven-x | no the mpeg is from Space Mutiny | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | sounded like the same music | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'dw.wav' | ||
| [Goku SOUND] | ||
| *** superspy has joined #deep13 | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| superspy | 'ello | |
| DarkonZero | LEAVE BRONX! | |
| Sentroid91 | Wheezy?1 | |
| DarkonZero | LEAVE BRONX! | |
| DarkonZero | LEAVE BRONX! | |
| Sentroid91 | Wheezy?! | |
| Goku | MOVIN ON UP!! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...sorry.... | |
| Goku | MOVIN ON UP!! | |
| DarkonZero | SPY! | |
| *** ZESUSS has joined #deep13 | ||
| Goku | wb spy | |
| Sentroid91 | "Gimme the pie, bitch!" | |
| superspy | DZ! | |
| Raven-x | DOLBY STEREO REMINDING YOU TO LEAVE THE BRONX | |
| Goku | I need something eivl! | |
| ZESUSS | hiiiii | |
| Goku | Hi | |
| Sentroid91 | Gimme the pie, Zesuss | |
| DarkonZero | THX.....reminding you to bring earmuffs to block the impending deafness you're gonna have from this movies' sound. | |
| Goku | HELP ME! | |
| *** Goku is now known as Mr | ||
| *** Mr is now known as MrSock | ||
| Sentroid91 | hmm...... ZESUSS is ~Mathew.de@203.148.249.248 * yoo........ | |
| Sentroid91 | teen? | |
| MrSock | muhahaha | |
| MrSock | De! | |
| MrSock | I will get you for your advice! | |
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as Wheezy | ||
| DeRaptor | Whaaaat? | |
| Wheezy | Gimme the pie, bitch. | |
| MrSock | I finally got rid of my human | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| * DeRaptor puts MrSock on her foot. | ||
| DeRaptor | Hmmm...socks dont' really work well on dromaeosaur feet, ya know... | |
| MrSock | little bastard, always trying to bur....HEY AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Impending dorkiness is coming.....waitm, it already hit. | |
| MrSock | YOUR CLAWS ARE CUTTING ME!! | |
| * DeRaptor takes MrSock off. | ||
| DeRaptor | Sorry about the massive runs there... | |
| MrSock | I am all holey now! | |
| Wheezy | well, i'm going to bed now. It's 230 and I have classes tomorrow. | |
| Wheezy | c-yas | |
| ZESUSS | I OHHHHHHHH | |
| DarkonZero | Holy Socks, BATMAN! | |
| MrSock | AGH! | |
| *** ZESUSS has quit IRC (Read error to ZESUSS[203.148.249.248]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| MrSock | stupid Goku! put that lighter down! | |
| *** MrSock is now known as Goku | ||
| DeRaptor | night, Whee-...sent, whatever. | |
| Goku | muhahaha | |
| Goku | get back on my foot! | |
| Goku | it's cold! | |
| DarkonZero | You think Sent is going to get whizzy? | |
| *** Wheezy has quit IRC (Yeah, you wait. I'll get my piece of the pie from Loadofshit, then i'll move on up to the eastside... HOO HA!) | ||
| Goku | hehe | |
| DeRaptor | I think he's gotten something already. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| Goku | I think my sock has better evil plans than me De | |
| DarkonZero | Socks always do. | |
| Goku | He better help me or I'll burn him | |
| Goku | I HAVE BUTTER ON MY FACE!!!! | |
| Goku | hmm | |
| Goku | stupid sock | |
| DarkonZero | Why do you think you only can find one in the dryer.......the rest took of to start a revalution. | |
| Goku | typing with your foot is fun! | |
| DarkonZero | And to make us learn bad grammar. | |
| DeRaptor | Socks are pretty evil...always sneaking off when you think they're in the dryer... | |
| Raven-x | are any of the mst3k cast members baptists? | |
| DarkonZero | Raven....I have no idea. | |
| DeRaptor | Heh...I doubt any are practicing baptists. | |
| Raven-x | I know Kevin is a Roman Catholic | |
| Goku | all my socks are in my bed | |
| Raven-x | or some kind of Catholic | |
| DarkonZero | I'm a Drunken Catholic. | |
| Goku | I lose one every night | |
| DarkonZero | But that goes pretty much without saying. | |
| DeRaptor | Funnny, Darkon, so's Kevin. | |
| DeRaptor | FunnnT even. | |
| Goku | Kevin is mad at SciFi hehe | |
| Goku | I have some Kevin quotes | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <Goku> yeah! SciFi phone sex comercials! <Fuuko> Sweet | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <Atlas> We could have our own "Today Show" style program <Fuuko-> With un-annoying hosts <Atlas> starring us! <Fuuko-> Oh <Fuuko-> Nm | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <Fuuko> But I think it's a status symbol...you know what they say about a man with big dice ;) | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 *** deftone19 (abcd@dap03-147200.harmar.sgi.net) has left #Deep13 <DarkonZero> YES! <DarkonZero> HE LEFT! *** deftone19 (abcd@dap03-147200.harmar.sgi.net) has joined #Deep13 <superspy> thank god he left. he was so......oh HI deftone! that's a snazzy looking jacket you're wearing | |
| DeRaptor | GQuote, search kevin | |
| Goku | Quote containing kevin: 7,2<KevinMurphy> But SCI fi is upgrading to version 2.0... <KevinMurphy> that is like Mac OS 8. <KevinMurphy> inotherwords, it suck evenb worse. | |
| Raven-x | hehehehe | |
| DeRaptor | GQuote, search kevin | |
| Goku | Quote containing kevin: 7,2<KevinMurphy> But SCI fi is upgrading to version 2.0... <KevinMurphy> that is like Mac OS 8. <KevinMurphy> inotherwords, it suck evenb worse. | |
| DeRaptor | hmmm.. | |
| Goku | same one.. | |
| DarkonZero | Only one? | |
| Goku | I can't make it randomized | |
| Goku | no I have more | |
| DeRaptor | hmmmm... | |
| Goku | search Britany Spears | |
| Raven-x | sci fi 2.0 is just a scheme to get people into the show | |
| Raven-x | not show but channel | |
| Raven-x | sorry | |
| DarkonZero | gquote, search DarkonZero | |
| Goku | Quote containing DarkonZero: 7,2<DarKrow> what's a feeb?! <DarkonZero> It's like a dolt...but worse. | |
| Goku | type GQuote, search Britany Spears | |
| DarkonZero | gquote, search dweeb | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6dweeb 10were in my file. | |
| Goku | thats a kevin quote | |
| DeRaptor | GQuote, search Britany Spears | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6Britany Spears 10were in my file. | |
| DeRaptor | GQuote, search Brittany Spears | |
| Goku | Quote containing Brittany Spears: 7,2<KevinMurphy> I will displace my affection to Brittany Spears. <KevinMurphy> She is so fine. <KevinMurphy> for a child. <KevinMurphy> Am I in trouble now? | |
| Goku | there we go hehe | |
| DeRaptor | heheh...yikes. | |
| Goku | theres more | |
| Raven-x | gquote Raven-x | |
| DeRaptor | GQuote, search ga | |
| Goku | Quote containing ga: 7,2*DISCUSION ON HOW GAMERA IS A LITTLE TOO FRIENDLY..*<Locdog07> "Ah, Gamera!" "I don't like monsters!" "Gamera is friend to all children!" Is he really? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm....that's about as bad as mine. | |
| Goku | search stop watching | |
| DeRaptor | GQuote, search stop watching | |
| Goku | Quote containing stop watching: 7,2<Host> <RobertH> to <Host>: Should we stop watching the Scifi Channel now? <KevinMurphy> YES STOP WATCHING!! NOW!!! | |
| DarkonZero | gquote, search sexual harrassment | |
| Goku | Quote containing sexual harrassment: 7,2<DarkonZero> We even had a seminar about sexual harrassment....I broke every rule so far. | |
| Raven-x | gquote, search Raven-x | |
| Goku | Quote containing Raven-x: 7,2<Raven-x> how about Pikachu in the City, where he gets into hillarious situations, like wondering into a Gay Bar or an S&M club <Locdog07> Pikachufeld. | |
| Raven-x | ahhh there is is | |
| Raven-x | thankfully | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm...Pikachu in a gay bar... | |
| Raven-x | my moronic demented humor is still there ins print | |
| superspy | gquote, search superspy | |
| Goku | Quote containing superspy: 7,2Bob Ishmaels' Profile: Bob was an agent with the NSA and was part of "Operation: PEZ," with superspy, back in '87. superspy blew their cover by wearing a t-shirt that read "We're spies," in giant letters. Despite Bob's suggestions, superspy has yet to change his handle to subtlespy. After the Soviet Union collapsed, Bob wwas laid off. Mr. Ishmael was forced to free-lance sabotaging, it probably would have been better if someone h | |
| Goku | AGH! | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <Goku> what are these bad things you will be doing to him on your super java <DarkAngell> i'm not on java <DarkAngell> i dont even drink coffe | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 *THIS ASS GOT HIS DAD TO COME ON AND YELL AT ME FOR KICKING HIM*<Gohan> You little Bastard you had better let my son back on or I'l have you banned from chatting here forever <Goku> Isn't he my son?? | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 "We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover." -Parish Magazine | |
| DeRaptor | GQuote | |
| Goku | . | |
| Raven-x | gquote, search pokemon | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6pokemon 10were in my file. | |
| DeRaptor | hmmm. | |
| Goku | .gquote | |
| DeRaptor | GQuote, search bite me | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6bite me 10were in my file. | |
| Raven-x | what no pokemon reference? | |
| Raven-x | gquote, search eeck | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6eeck 10were in my file. | |
| DeRaptor | GQuote, search pimple | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6pimple 10were in my file. | |
| DeRaptor | GQuote, search suck | |
| superspy | I'll give you a pokemon reference.... | |
| Goku | Quote containing suck: 7,2<Goku> I suck <Sentinel> Confirmed. | |
| DarkonZero | Pimple? | |
| Raven-x | gquote, search pepsi | |
| Goku | Quote containing pepsi: 7,2"Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave." -"Pepsi Comes Alive" as originally translated into Chinese | |
| DeRaptor | heeheehee | |
| Raven-x | oh yeah | |
| Raven-x | that one | |
| Raven-x | gquote, search colgate | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6colgate 10were in my file. | |
| Goku | that was on a giant billboard hehe | |
| Goku | I have lots of bad translations | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 * Jedi-Master-Cloud-§trife is an idiot | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <ManosV2> (You have to admit, he didn't do anything too obscene there.) <Dragonite> (shithead) <ManosV2> Nevermind. | |
| Goku | Quote:7,2 <Goku> I knew it was exo from the beggining <Kome> not everyone has finished it! <Haloflux> thanks... you ruined it... i haven't read it yet..... <Kome> but you dont know how it ends <Goku> yeah you don't know that you live | |
| Raven-x | heheheh PEPSI BRINGS BACK YOUR ANCESTORS, I'm going to get some right now | |
| Goku | I like coke | |
| Goku | Pepsi leaves a caremel feeling | |
| DeRaptor | GQuote, search billcorbett | |
| Goku | Quote containing billcorbett: 7,2<palpatine> TO ALL YOU LOSERS AT THE SCI-FI CHANNEL WATCHING THIS CHAT: Let's see if enough fans show up to crash your IRC servers when you cancel Sliders. <shred> remember, if you want to ask, send the QUESTION to me, so I can determine if you're illiterate or a total loon or something. <BillCorbett> We're not as fond of the Sci-Fi channel as we once were, before the management was turned over to SATAN | |
| DeRaptor | heheheh. | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| *** DeRaptor changes topic to '<BillCorbett> We're not as fond of the Sci-Fi channel as we once were, before the management was turned over to SATAN' | ||
| Raven-x | lol | |
| Raven-x | Bill said that/ | |
| Raven-x | ? | |
| DeRaptor | GQuote, search mikenelson | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6mikenelson 10were in my file. | |
| Raven-x | wow cool | |
| DeRaptor | heyyy | |
| superspy | gquote, search Bonnie Hammer | |
| Raven-x | gquote, search nelson | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6Bonnie Hammer 10were in my file. | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6nelson 10were in my file. | |
| Raven-x | gquote, search ray jay | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6ray jay 10were in my file. | |
| DeRaptor | GQuote, search mike | |
| Goku | Quote containing mike: 7,2<Goku> whats the ending? <Timmyling> Um...Ro-Man is holding up a dynamite stick, laughs, then Gamera shoots him. Ro-Man lands upside-down on the Eiffel Tower. Then Micheal Feinstein's "Gamera" plays with a picture of Mike at a piano in a tux. Gamera blows him up. Then the Ultra-Secret Super-Duper password comes up. <Timmyling> I think we know Loc's view on the French after the ending. | |
| Raven-x | star wars | |
| Raven-x | gquote, search star wars | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6star wars 10were in my file. | |
| DeRaptor | GQuote, search jar jar binks | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6jar jar binks 10were in my file. | |
| Goku | *as Bill was typing that* <BonnieHammer> Well maybe we can give them another couple seasons <BillCorbett> We're not as fond of the Sci-Fi channel as we once were, before the management was turned over to SATAN | |
| DeRaptor | hmmm. | |
| superspy | d'oh! | |
| DeRaptor | eep! Don't do that, 'ku. | |
| Goku | I wish I could meet BOnie in person | |
| DarkonZero | To kick her in the noots. | |
| Goku | I would burn her couch | |
| Raven-x | heh, she now has to have the bomb squad open her mail | |
| Goku | We know what Herzoug looks like! | |
| Goku | Oaf! | |
| DarkonZero | Yup. | |
| DarkonZero | Slightly balding guy. | |
| DarkonZero | Ugly looking. | |
| Raven-x | there might be a bad movie inside the package that could go off at any moment | |
| DarkonZero | Wait...that's my supervisor. | |
| superspy | can we launch bonnie and herzog into orbit? | |
| superspy | maybe if we're in a good mood we can use a satellite. space suits, too | |
| Raven-x | hehehe | |
| Raven-x | I can see where this is going | |
| Raven-x | I LIKE IT MWHAHAHAHAHAHA | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'dontdothat.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I'd put them in the solid waste tank. | |
| Raven-x | septic tank? | |
| DarkonZero | Yup. | |
| * DeRaptor wishes she'd gotten Herzog on tape and grinds her teeth. | ||
| Raven-x | yikes, that must smell really good | |
| DarkonZero | For them...yes. | |
| DarkonZero | They pretty much like crap. | |
| Raven-x | hehehe, shoot them out to the sun | |
| DeRaptor | No, too quick the agony, rave. | |
| Raven-x | ahh I see | |
| DarkonZero | Send them to Pluto. | |
| Raven-x | but wouldn't it take along time for them to reach the sun/ | |
| DeRaptor | We must...subject them to their own drivel... | |
| Raven-x | oh | |
| DarkonZero | Crap... | |
| Raven-x | I see | |
| DarkonZero | Hence....septic tank. | |
| DeRaptor | It's only poetic justice, you know. | |
| Raven-x | or worse, send them to Guam | |
| DarkonZero | Or Iraq | |
| DarkonZero | Or France. | |
| DeRaptor | I heard there's no birds on Guam. | |
| Raven-x | actually there is birds on Guam | |
| DeRaptor | Really? Stupid nature show. | |
| DeRaptor | Or do you mean thanksgiving turkeys? | |
| DarkonZero | Should we send them to Singapore and make them chew gum? | |
| Raven-x | I mean walking, flying birds | |
| Raven-x | ones that are alive | |
| DeRaptor | Oh. | |
| * DeRaptor waits for the punchline. | ||
| Raven-x | Send them to singapore and frame them for pissing on the toilet seat | |
| DeRaptor | Send them to singapore after giving them an epicac. | |
| DarkonZero | Or spray paint cars.... | |
| DarkonZero | WHACK! | |
| DarkonZero | With a cane. | |
| DarkonZero | A metal cane. | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah... | |
| Raven-x | Send them to singapore and frame them for writing we suck, on the walls | |
| Goku | I HAVE BUTTER ON MY FACE!!!!!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Ku..... | |
| DarkonZero | You're not a pancake. | |
| Raven-x | get over it Goku | |
| Goku | Damnit! | |
| DeRaptor | 'ku, are you sure that's butter? | |
| Goku | I lost anotehr bet | |
| superspy | DE! | |
| superspy | that's sick.. | |
| DeRaptor | I mean, you haven't been near the president lately, have you? | |
| DeRaptor | whaaat? | |
| Goku | AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!! | |
| DarkonZero | De.....what are you insinuating? | |
| Raven-x | ewwww | |
| Goku | no it's butter | |
| * DeRaptor rotfl. | ||
| DeRaptor | Oh, it's fun to gross people out. | |
| superspy | she's insinuating that 'Ku owns a blue dress | |
| superspy | :) | |
| DeRaptor | And a beret. | |
| DarkonZero | Ku...are you blind> | |
| DeRaptor | And...um...stuff. | |
| Goku | whats your defenition of butter... | |
| * DeRaptor DNA tests the "butter". | ||
| DeRaptor | OMIGOD! THIS IS...THIS IS... | |
| DeRaptor | I musn't say. | |
| DarkonZero | Aunt Jemiamah. | |
| DeRaptor | IT'S...FROM A COW! | |
| * superspy looks at the results... | ||
| Goku | AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH | |
| Raven-x | well no metaphore for sperm is better than LOTION | |
| superspy | it's MARGERINE | |
| DeRaptor | Oh...wait...butter comes from cows. | |
| DarkonZero | And Raven makes the clencher! | |
| DeRaptor | Neeevermind. | |
| DeRaptor | Only thing is...I think it's from the cow at the end of the Daily Show. | |
| DarkonZero | Clencher....I have no idea what I mean by that. | |
| Raven-x | I'm just defending an american past time, perverted porno jokes and metaphores | |
| superspy | oh | |
| superspy | I thought the pasttime was sex | |
| * DarkonZero word for tonight is "clencher". | ||
| Raven-x | publicing sex is the pasttime | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....the first time I didn't start the subject! | |
| Raven-x | "when I say the secret word 'clencher' we all scream like twits" | |
| DeRaptor | Well, I scream like a ninny, so there. | |
| DarkonZero | I am a ninny....so ther. | |
| DarkonZero | e | |
| DarkonZero | Wait, | |
| superspy | I scream like a bliterhing idiot | |
| DarkonZero | I'm a moron. | |
| Goku | ok | |
| Goku | thats it! | |
| Goku | good night | |
| Goku | I think | |
| superspy | later, ku | |
| DarkonZero | Not subversivemoronic. | |
| Goku | By | |
| DarkonZero | Bye! | |
| Goku | I like cheese | |
| DarkonZero | We know! | |
| Goku | and I need something eivl before I can sleep | |
| Goku | wow do I love that word | |
| DarkonZero | Toothpaste. | |
| Goku | eivl!!! | |
| DarkonZero | That's eivl. | |
| Goku | Toothpaste has rat poisoning in it | |
| superspy | does not | |
| Goku | yes it does | |
| superspy | prove it | |
| Goku | I am serious | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.....I should use more toothpaste on my brother. | |
| Goku | prove it doesn't | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...the clencher! | |
| Goku | how the hell are there 106 people in #cricket | |
| DeRaptor | Well...I use it, and I'm not dead. | |
| Raven-x | ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | |
| Raven-x | you said it | |
| Goku | what the hell is it! | |
| DeRaptor | 106 really stupid people. | |
| Goku | it boggles the mind | |
| Raven-x | clincher | |
| Raven-x | ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | |
| DarkonZero | Raven.....wrong word. | |
| Goku | ok off to get something eivl then to bed | |
| Goku | night | |
| *** Goku has quit IRC (buh bye) | ||
| DeRaptor | night night, evil one...or not. | |
| DeRaptor | d'oh. | |
| * superspy wonders what household item could possibly be evil | ||
| superspy | again, de..... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm... | |
| superspy | maybe we should all wear bells. that way, when we leave, de will notice | |
| Raven-x | is it possible for me to use mst3k as a means of picking up chicks? | |
| DarkonZero | De is our knowledgable one of evil stuff. | |
| DarkonZero | What is evil this week? | |
| DeRaptor | Only insane geeky chicks, Raven. | |
| Raven-x | umm Bonnie is, and SLiders is | |
| DeRaptor | Those are evil every week. | |
| DarkonZero | I mean this week. | |
| DarkonZero | Underpants? | |
| DarkonZero | Are they evil? | |
| Raven-x | heh us mstnites stick together and for the last time NOT LIKE DUCT TAPE | |
| DarkonZero | This week? | |
| DarkonZero | Is gouda evil? | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm...I think...remote controls are evil this week. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn.... | |
| * superspy checks the schedule | ||
| DeRaptor | Use the buttons on your TV this week. | |
| superspy | no, no | |
| DarkonZero | I can't change the channel. | |
| Raven-x | those Bus drivers, they are evil | |
| superspy | digital watches are evil this week | |
| superspy | remote controls are _next_ week | |
| DarkonZero | Hey....my watch has been evil this week. | |
| DeRaptor | damn...I feel naked without my watch...:P | |
| Raven-x | clothes are evil | |
| DarkonZero | Same here....as without my pants. | |
| superspy | DZ! | |
| superspy | put those back on! | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| Raven-x | nipple piercings are evil | |
| DarkonZero | They are on.....wait....I'm waring shorts. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm warring with my shorts..... | |
| DarkonZero | They don't want to go on. | |
| DeRaptor | Nipple piercings sound painful... | |
| DarkonZero | Damn shorts. | |
| Raven-x | short films are evil | |
| * DarkonZero knows too many girls with tongue studs. | ||
| * DeRaptor wonders why teenagers in animes always look about 12... | ||
| DarkonZero | When I see their tongue.....it....uh....um....nevermind. | |
| Raven-x | hehehehe | |
| Raven-x | animes are evil | |
| DarkonZero | Anime girls are 12. | |
| DeRaptor | 'parrently. | |
| DarkonZero | Anime is evil...but I like that evil. | |
| DarkonZero | It's a good evil. | |
| DarkonZero | For me. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm...sorta a freaky cheese evil. | |
| DeRaptor | Although I still can't stand Pokemon. | |
| DeRaptor | A laughable evil...or something. | |
| DeRaptor | A MiSTable evil. | |
| DarkonZero | We just don't like evil evil stuff....right? | |
| DarkonZero | Like Bonnie. | |
| * superspy is laughing maniacally | ||
| * DeRaptor blinks at super. | ||
| superspy | guiliani has finally flipped his gourd | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| DarkonZero | FRIDAY THE 13TH IS ON! | |
| superspy | he's actually trying to EVICT the brooklyn museum of art | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| Raven-x | GOd always told us to hate evil | |
| DeRaptor | guiliani? | |
| Raven-x | mayor | |
| DeRaptor | Is this the god who told us we can't have fun? | |
| superspy | http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/artpolitics990930.html | |
| Raven-x | Guliani | |
| superspy | read the bottom, yellow-boxed text | |
| Raven-x | sounds italian | |
| DarkonZero | It is... | |
| Raven-x | you know they made Puma Man | |
| Raven-x | the italians that is | |
| DarkonZero | The damn Italians! | |
| Raven-x | what were they thinking? | |
| Raven-x | they must not have had their heads on straight | |
| DarkonZero | What were the French thinking when they worked with the Italians on Diabolik? | |
| superspy | that they can make a quick buck? | |
| superspy | it's the only way I can explain the horror movie "Jack Frost" | |
| Raven-x | eeeeck | |
| Raven-x | both Jack Frosts | |
| DarkonZero | The stench had to be unbearable. | |
| Raven-x | co finish and non finish | |
| DarkonZero | The French and Italians..... | |
| DarkonZero | WOO! | |
| DarkonZero | STINKY! | |
| Raven-x | combine that with British and you got some really awful smells | |
| DeRaptor | heehee! | |
| DarkonZero | Loc will be happy with that remark. | |
| Raven-x | hehehehehe | |
| DeRaptor | Most definitely. | |
| Raven-x | Stereotyping today, that is fun isn't it | |
| DarkonZero | Yup. | |
| DeRaptor | Wanna see something that's very, very wrong?: http://members.xoom.com/_XOOM/animemania01/images/flash3.jpg | |
| DarkonZero | Like all Californians are dense....excluding one. | |
| Raven-x | hehehehe | |
| DeRaptor | Well...people from Las Vegas are all dumb except for one, and the same goes for Guam then I guess. | |
| Raven-x | hehehehe | |
| DarkonZero | And that one ain't me. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn. | |
| Raven-x | well 80 percent of this island is catholics | |
| Raven-x | I'm like the only white dude out of a couple hundred on the island | |
| DarkonZero | I'm mistaken for being Mexican. | |
| Raven-x | I'm mistaken for being someone's brother only cause we are both white | |
| DarkonZero | I always get asked if I speak Spanish....all I say is "taco". | |
| Raven-x | heh | |
| * Raven-x does the retard dance by offspring | ||
| Raven-x | yeah all white guys do this | |
| Raven-x | hehehehe | |
| DarkonZero | Raven.....make sure you're not one..... | |
| DarkonZero | A retard. | |
| DeRaptor | I...um...get ignored by everyone...yeah. | |
| Raven-x | hehehehe | |
| DarkonZero | The Japanese look at me and say "Gojira" and run. | |
| Raven-x | I used to be the smallest person in class, thankfully on Guam I'm like average size | |
| DeRaptor | hmmmm. | |
| DarkonZero | The French repulse me.....so I don't have to worry. | |
| * DeRaptor stands over Raven and roars. | ||
| Raven-x | ahhhhhhhhhhhh | |
| Raven-x | no no please don't eat me | |
| DarkonZero | The Persians......they spit on me when they speak. | |
| DeRaptor | The French say "Oooh, oui oui, he is not Jerry Lewis, let us spurn him!" | |
| * DeRaptor chuckles and gives Raven a lollipop. | ||
| * DeRaptor dances off and hides in the rafters. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.....The Swedes......good lookin' blondes girls.......but thy are dense. | |
| Raven-x | "ooooooh, le vou, look at de poo on my shoe" there is some typical french conversations | |
| DarkonZero | New Yorkers get pissed at me. | |
| superspy | why? | |
| DeRaptor | New Yorkers are just pissed period. | |
| * superspy gets pissed at DZ | ||
| Raven-x | cause NEw Yorkers suck | |
| DarkonZero | I try to make funny.....and they no like my funny. | |
| Raven-x | just kiddin | |
| * superspy glares at Raven | ||
| Raven-x | I thought you were a NJ super? | |
| superspy | no, that's sent | |
| Raven-x | oh | |
| superspy | make fun of Manos, he's from LA | |
| Raven-x | so he smells some werid breeze in NJ | |
| DeRaptor | Heh...and Bob is from San Diego..STUPID CALIFORNIANS! | |
| Raven-x | hehehehe | |
| DarkonZero | Californians.........the girls......they try thei best to use sex just to get a plush toy. | |
| superspy | De, aren't you from CA? | |
| DarkonZero | Well....not all Californian girls. | |
| Raven-x | uh oh | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah. That's why I can say that. | |
| * DeRaptor glares. | ||
| superspy | oh | |
| DarkonZero | De.....you're glaring to much.....turn down that light. | |
| * Raven-x is gonna make some designs for his own t-shirts | ||
| DeRaptor | I might use sex to get a plush toy...by putting a porn magazine in front of its owner and then running off with said plush toy. | |
| DeRaptor | Cuz...y'know, people are dumb. | |
| DarkonZero | Not all. | |
| superspy | what kind of plush toy? | |
| DeRaptor | Ooooh...T-shirts. | |
| DeRaptor | Um...a stuffed Crow...heheh...like they'd make those. | |
| DarkonZero | Spy....you know I work in a arcade, right? | |
| superspy | yep | |
| superspy | and you know I spend inordinate amounts of money in arcades, right? | |
| Raven-x | I'm gonna have a design of a Defeat the Darkside cap on the front of the shirt that says "Instant Winner: Free Blowjob with purchase of soft drink" | |
| DarkonZero | Spy...I didn't know that. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm....Taco Bell had to go that far to get customers. | |
| superspy | racing games just kinda call to me. damn SF Rush. damn it to HELL | |
| * DarkonZero damns it. | ||
| DeRaptor | Raven, what if a man takes you up on that? | |
| Raven-x | another one idea was having an alien on the front and scream "EARTH ME" | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| Raven-x | umm De, let's not talk about those things | |
| DeRaptor | Hey, it could happen. | |
| Raven-x | you who said I was gonna wear it | |
| DarkonZero | De is rather curious tonight. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| DeRaptor | well, it could. | |
| DarkonZero | Moving on. | |
| DarkonZero | Unless.... | |
| Raven-x | another Idea I had for a t-shirt was having Turok the dinosaur hunter posing screaming "I SUCKKKKKKKK" | |
| DeRaptor | Can I be beating the crap out of Turok? | |
| DarkonZero | Make sure you don't have a arrow pointing downward. | |
| DarkonZero | Under the text. | |
| Raven-x | and last be not least I have a picture of an idea for a t-shirt that I will make that I don't have to worry about ticking anyone off with | |
| Raven-x | anyone want to see it? | |
| DarkonZero | Sure...... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm....Rack? | |
| Raven-x | it kills me everytime I see it | |
| DarkonZero | I wonder..... | |
| DeRaptor | what's this about racks? | |
| * DeRaptor has to bring in Crow just to make a stupid joke now... | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh... | |
| DarkonZero | No... | |
| DarkonZero | Please/ | |
| DarkonZero | He might hug me again. | |
| *** Doughboy has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * Doughboy drops into #Deep13 | ||
| Doughboy | OW! The floor in here is hard. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Doughboy | ||
| DarkonZero | Doughboy. | |
| *** Doughboy is now known as CrowTRobot | ||
| DeRaptor | stupid clone. | |
| DeRaptor | anyways. | |
| * DeRaptor pokes at Crow's net/antler thing. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ahh.... | |
| DeRaptor | Nice rack. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh..... | |
| CrowTRobot | Shut up. | |
| DarkonZero | Doughboy..... | |
| DarkonZero | I see. | |
| DarkonZero | Ah..... | |
| DeRaptor | And that, gentlemen, is my really bad joke. Please kill me now. | |
| Raven-x | man that picture kills me everytime I see it | |
| DarkonZero | Raven...I lost the point when I saw it. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry. | |
| DarkonZero | It's me. | |
| Raven-x | hey it cold have been worse | |
| Raven-x | could | |
| DarkonZero | No... | |
| DarkonZero | Not really. | |
| Raven-x | it might have been nastier | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe. | |
| superspy | hiya, crow | |
| superspy | didn't see you come in | |
| DeRaptor | It might have involved Lewinsky. | |
| * superspy used to have a font called Lewinsky | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey.... | |
| CrowTRobot | Helloooo. | |
| superspy | rather neat looking, actually | |
| DarkonZero | There was a guy at work...looking for a Monica Lewinsky. | |
| DarkonZero | His daughter. | |
| DeRaptor | Um...he was joking, right? | |
| DeRaptor | !!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah. | |
| DeRaptor | Man... | |
| DeRaptor | Imagine having a daughter named that. | |
| superspy | extraordinarly bad timing | |
| superspy | on fate's part, anyway | |
| DeRaptor | There's a guy at my mom's work and whenever he gets paged it sounds kinda like "Tom Servo"... | |
| DarkonZero | He was saying it cause a co-worker was repeating what the guy said. | |
| superspy | that kid's gonna have a rough high school experience | |
| Raven-x | shoot I already had one | |
| Raven-x | being like one of three white people at a Guam high school | |
| superspy | ah | |
| superspy | that could certainly make a person bitter | |
| superspy | :) | |
| DarkonZero | Mplayer's installation prog for the game thing....there is a Tom Servo quote/ | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot the quote/. | |
| DarkonZero | But it was a Sero one. | |
| DarkonZero | Servo | |
| CrowTRobot | Stupid Servo...he gets everything. | |
| * CrowTRobot pouts. | ||
| DarkonZero | Crow....you gotta sell yourself.....but not in that way you sell yourself. | |
| Raven-x | hey Crow, rember you still have a famous quote "YAH KNOW YOU WANT ME BABY" | |
| superspy | yeah | |
| superspy | you also have the classic "mike, jump up my butt" | |
| CrowTRobot | I...guess...but Servo used that too! | |
| superspy | but you say it better | |
| CrowTRobot | An'...an'...I never even use the "you know you want me baby" quote, so, so what's the point?! | |
| DarkonZero | Gypsy had, "Jump up my tube, white boy." | |
| CrowTRobot | I do? | |
| superspy | you sure as hell do | |
| CrowTRobot | well...um...thanks, I guess. | |
| * CrowTRobot sighs. | ||
| superspy | now get out there and PIMP YOURSELF.....to the entertainment industry | |
| CrowTRobot | Servo's still got a fan club and his own directory on Yahoo... | |
| * DeRaptor ponders being Crow's agent, remembers she's no good with social skills, and gives that up. | ||
| Raven-x | hehehehehe | |
| DarkonZero | De....I'll be your agent. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmmm...will ya? | |
| DarkonZero | [Note: DZ's a slacker} | |
| DeRaptor | Oh. Well... | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| DarkonZero | I will. | |
| DarkonZero | But.... | |
| DarkonZero | Wait... | |
| * superspy continues to put his resume online. only took me 2 years to finally get around to it; who's the slacker now? | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm not a slacker.....much. | |
| DarkonZero | I will be your agent De. | |
| * DeRaptor has hers online...heheh. | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh yeah... | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
| * DeRaptor rubs a zit on her chin. | ||
| DeRaptor | hmmm. | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| superspy | ... | |
| * DeRaptor grins evil like. | ||
| * DarkonZero rubs the one hair on his chin. | ||
| superspy | is it an EVIL zit? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....3 | |
| DeRaptor | I just KNOW you all wanna know about my skin problems, doncha? | |
| DeRaptor | It could be. | |
| DeRaptor | It might have a mind of its own and be trying to take over the WORLD! | |
| CrowTRobot | Yikes. | |
| Raven-x | well I need to leave for a little bit then I'll be back | |
| *** Raven-x has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| CrowTRobot | De, can I have my own fan club? | |
| DeRaptor | Maybe later, hon. | |
| CrowTRobot | Hmph. | |
| * superspy slips Crow his own fan club while de's not lookin'. | ||
| * DarkonZero goes over and pops the zit on De's chin..... | ||
| superspy | now don't tell! | |
| DarkonZero | There ya go. | |
| DeRaptor | ow! | |
| DeRaptor | geez...that was deep down... | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry.... | |
| DeRaptor | ya just ruptured my entire dermis. | |
| DarkonZero | It was distracting. | |
| * DeRaptor gets a bandaid. | ||
| DarkonZero | Once you pointed it out. | |
| * DeRaptor puts green glop on her face and grumbles. | ||
| DeRaptor | Dammit, I shouldn't get these things. I have nice dry scaley skin on my snout! | |
| superspy | hmmm | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well... | |
| DarkonZero | That's life. | |
| DeRaptor | That's my luck. | |
| * superspy has no idea how to format a real-life resume. I've always just emailed it in text format. | ||
| DarkonZero | I have no zits...now. | |
| CrowTRobot | Yep. Even with no skin glands, De's still oily and blemish-ridden. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, shut up, it's the same with you. | |
| * superspy continues to ignore this rather icky subject | ||
| CrowTRobot | Is not! | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe. | |
| DeRaptor | Well, you're oily anyways! | |
| DarkonZero | Spy.... | |
| CrowTRobot | wull...so?! | |
| superspy | yes, DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | You got a big one on your nose. | |
| DeRaptor | So you should bathe once in a while! | |
| superspy | do not | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah....you do. | |
| CrowTRobot | What if I don't want to? | |
| * DarkonZero goes over to spy and pops the zit on his nose. | ||
| DeRaptor | Maybe I'll just have to pin you down and do it myself, you icky little piece of animate scrap metal. | |
| CrowTRobot | well...well... | |
| * CrowTRobot runs. | ||
| superspy | dah! | |
| * DeRaptor pounces and drags Crow into the bathroom. | ||
| CrowTRobot | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGH! | |
| * DeRaptor puts Crow in the tub and turns on the water. | ||
| * CrowTRobot whimpers. | ||
| * superspy hands De a box of Mr. Bubbles | ||
| DeRaptor | It's for your own good. | |
| DeRaptor | heheh. thanks. | |
| * DeRaptor pours the bubblebath stuff into the tub. | ||
| CrowTRobot | KNOCKIT OFF! I'll get a urinary infection! | |
| DeRaptor | You don't even have a urinary tract! | |
| CrowTRobot | Wull...I will anyways... | |
| CrowTRobot | If I have to take a bath, you do too. | |
| superspy | ! | |
| superspy | oh dear | |
| DeRaptor | I take showers in the morning. | |
| CrowTRobot | Well...you could at least come in and keep me company. | |
| DeRaptor | I'm right here. Quit being a moron. | |
| CrowTRobot | Wull...wull...FINE. | |
| * CrowTRobot pouts. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey...I'm the only moron here. | |
| superspy | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | Remember that. | |
| DeRaptor | Okay, he's a...a dumb robot. yeah. | |
| * DeRaptor gets some car soap and pours it on Crow's head. | ||
| DarkonZero | That's better. | |
| superspy | how dumb? | |
| superspy | I say we give him the SAT | |
| CrowTRobot | ptooiee! It's getting in my mouth! | |
| * DarkonZero got a 633 on his SAT. | ||
| DeRaptor | So quit flappin' yer lip. | |
| CrowTRobot | AAAAAAAH! IT'S IN MY EYES! IT BURRRRNS!@ | |
| DeRaptor | It does not. Your eyes are plastic. So hush. | |
| CrowTRobot | Hmph. | |
| DarkonZero | Though I got a 633...I am rather smart. | |
| CrowTRobot | I still think you should come in with me. If I hafta get wet then you do too! | |
| DarkonZero | To a point. | |
| superspy | so why didn't you take it again? | |
| DeRaptor | If you don't be quiet I'll make Darkon take a bath with you. | |
| superspy | Crow: so just splash her | |
| superspy | yeesh | |
| CrowTRobot | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! | |
| DarkonZero | I couldn't....didn't make the deadline. | |
| CrowTRobot | hmmm. | |
| * CrowTRobot splashes De. | ||
| DeRaptor | Hey! | |
| DeRaptor | You little...! | |
| DarkonZero | And it was my senoir year. | |
| * DeRaptor dunks Crow underwater and holds him there. | ||
| superspy | that sucks | |
| CrowTRobot | mpppphhhh! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well... | |
| CrowTRobot | *blub* | |
| * superspy pushes De into the tub | ||
| superspy | whoops | |
| DarkonZero | So what about what a piece of paper says. | |
| superspy | I slipped on the bubbles | |
| DarkonZero | Though that paper is important..... | |
| DarkonZero | But it doesn't matter to me. | |
| superspy | yep. kinda is. | |
| DeRaptor | AAAAAAH! | |
| DarkonZero | I know what I'm capable of. | |
| * DeRaptor sits up and squirts water out of her mouth. | ||
| DarkonZero | hmmm.. | |
| CrowTRobot | Y'know, you should really take that wet shirt off. | |
| DeRaptor | Shut. Up. | |
| CrowTRobot | It's just a suggestion, geez! | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| * superspy slowly backs away from the general vicinity of the bathroom | ||
| * DeRaptor dunks Crow again. | ||
| superspy | eh...heheh....eh....heh..ho boy | |
| DarkonZero | The same goes for me. | |
| CrowTRobot | mpppppppph!!!! *blublllllllbllllblub!* | |
| superspy | hey, DZ | |
| superspy | how much does a pinball machine go for? | |
| DarkonZero | It depends on how old and popular it is.... | |
| * CrowTRobot claws at De and finally manages to yank her under the water too. | ||
| DeRaptor | hmpphhh! | |
| superspy | like, one that's going back to the distributor because people are ignoring it | |
| * DeRaptor pulls herself out of the tub and drags Crow with her. | ||
| DarkonZero | A new machine goes for $30,000. | |
| * DeRaptor shakes. | ||
| DarkonZero | I think. | |
| CrowTRobot | AAAAAAAAAAAH! | |
| * DeRaptor wraps a towel around Crow and kicks him out of the bathroom. | ||
| superspy | my dad got one back in the 70s out of a bowling alley. don't think he paid more than $5k for it | |
| CrowTRobot | Geez. | |
| DarkonZero | Depends if he got it for a dealer too. | |
| superspy | De's not too thrilled with water | |
| superspy | he got it for the basement | |
| superspy | oh, FROM | |
| superspy | I think.... | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
| DarkonZero | TYPO! | |
| DeRaptor | Do you realize how long it takes for feathers to dry? Sheesh. | |
| * superspy smells wet feathers | ||
| superspy | ew | |
| DarkonZero | UGH.... | |
| * DeRaptor turns on the hairdryer. | ||
| DarkonZero | You mean "Featherdryer". | |
| DeRaptor | whatever. | |
| DarkonZero | Yup. | |
| DeRaptor | Howabout the "insulatory integument dryer"? | |
| superspy | that works, too | |
| DarkonZero | yup. | |
| * DeRaptor changes into a dry shirt and comes out. | ||
| CrowTRobot | Awww, now you're getting that dry shirt all wet! You should really take it off until you dry... | |
| DeRaptor | Crow, do you want to be hurt? | |
| CrowTRobot | No... | |
| CrowTRobot | Sorry. | |
| DeRaptor | Good boy. | |
| * CrowTRobot kicks at the couch out of boredom. | ||
| * DarkonZero kicks at the Crow out of boredom. | ||
| CrowTRobot | Ow! | |
| * CrowTRobot bites Darkon. | ||
| DarkonZero | Teehee. | |
| DarkonZero | Ow. | |
| CrowTRobot | Dickweed. | |
| DarkonZero | Ooo....that hurt. | |
| DarkonZero | When have I become a dickweed? | |
| CrowTRobot | When you kicked me, ya big galoof! | |
| DarkonZero | Well...I'll take the kick back. | |
| * DarkonZero rewinds back to the moment he kicked Crow. | ||
| CrowTRobot | Whatever. Jerk. | |
| * DarkonZero doesn't kick Crow. | ||
| DarkonZero | There. | |
| CrowTRobot | Hmph. | |
| * DeRaptor yawns. | ||
| DeRaptor | Dammit, I missed part of Conan. Oh well. | |
| DarkonZero | Now am I a dickweed? | |
| CrowTRobot | Always have been. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...thanks. | |
| DarkonZero | Idiotic robot. | |
| CrowTRobot | Big dumb oily human. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah....I'm oily....what of it? | |
| DarkonZero | Grease head! | |
| * superspy sits on the couch | ||
| DarkonZero | Or...Bondo butt! | |
| CrowTRobot | dumb hairy mammal! | |
| superspy | Adam Sandler fan! | |
| CrowTRobot | Slimy pink mud ape! | |
| CrowTRobot | HEY!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Me or him? | |
| superspy | him | |
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| CrowTRobot | That...that was just...really below the belt, super... | |
| CrowTRobot | *sniffle*... | |
| superspy | sorry | |
| DarkonZero | Awwww... | |
| DarkonZero | Spy? | |
| CrowTRobot | De...he...he implied that I liked Adam Sandler! | |
| * CrowTRobot cries. | ||
| superspy | listen, I'm really sorry | |
| DarkonZero | Uh oh.... | |
| DarkonZero | Run SPY! | |
| DeRaptor | Awww...there there, we know you hate Adam Sandler as much as the next sarcastic android... | |
| superspy | but you DID say that I liked the Disney channel | |
| CrowTRobot | *sniffle. | |
| CrowTRobot | Well I...I said I was sorry! | |
| superspy | consider us even? | |
| DarkonZero | No...De does.....she like the Disney channel. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh... | |
| DarkonZero | Wait... | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't mean that. | |
| superspy | run, DZ! | |
| DeRaptor | Hey! | |
| * DarkonZero runs off. | ||
| * DeRaptor anvils Darkon. | ||
| DeRaptor | Freek! | |
| DarkonZero | Ow.... | |
| DarkonZero | GEEZ! | |
| DarkonZero | Third time this week. | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't mean that De. | |
| DarkonZero | I blurted. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry. | |
| DeRaptor | Stupid doodie head. | |
| superspy | brainfart? | |
| CrowTRobot | Sheesh. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes.....as spy put it. | |
| DarkonZero | A brainfart. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm a doodie head... | |
| DarkonZero | MICKEY FAN! | |
| DarkonZero | Uh... | |
| DarkonZero | Uh oh.... | |
| DarkonZero | I did it again. | |
| * DeRaptor seethes. | ||
| DeRaptor | BAD! NO SCOOBY SNAK! | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry. | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| superspy | so...crow? | |
| DeRaptor | BAD! BAD! BAD! BAD! BAD! BAD! | |
| DarkonZero | I wanted that Scooby Snak. | |
| superspy | apology accepted? | |
| CrowTRobot | Uh...what? | |
| CrowTRobot | Uh...okay. | |
| CrowTRobot | Has anybody seen my triceratops? | |
| superspy | uh | |
| superspy | no | |
| superspy | wait....is that it over there? | |
| * superspy points behind de | ||
| DarkonZero | I seen it.....up in a tree. | |
| DeRaptor | Hey...that's my triceratops. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait...isn't it De? | |
| DarkonZero | uh oh.... | |
| superspy | RUN | |
| DarkonZero | Once again. | |
| * DeRaptor walks out for a second, comes back in with a REAL Triceratops, and hands the lead to Crow. | ||
| DarkonZero | Sorry. | |
| DeRaptor | There, will that do? | |
| CrowTRobot | WOW! | |
| CrowTRobot | Um...well, i still kinda want my toy. | |
| DarkonZero | Ah.... | |
| superspy | slot car set? | |
| DarkonZero | She didn't catch me....HAH! | |
| * superspy still has a slotcar set in his basement. | ||
| superspy | I should really bring that up to school | |
| * DeRaptor glares at Darkon suspiciously. | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh... | |
| DarkonZero | Um.... | |
| DarkonZero | Er... | |
| DarkonZero | Hee? | |
| DeRaptor | I do NOT live up in a tree. I only drag my prey into trees to feed. | |
| DarkonZero | Ah.... | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| * DarkonZero is glad she didn't him him. | ||
| DarkonZero | *PHEW* | |
| DarkonZero | Him him | |
| * DeRaptor blinks, knowing something bad has been said but not quite sure what it is. | ||
| DarkonZero | ? | |
| CrowTRobot | Ha ha! Stupid De. | |
| DeRaptor | Ow! Crow, I think I just stepped on your stupid toy triceratops. | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't say it.... | |
| * DeRaptor throws the plastic dinosaur at Crow. | ||
| CrowTRobot | Ow! | |
| CrowTRobot | Geez. | |
| * CrowTRobot rubs his head. | ||
| * DarkonZero is safe....for now. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hee. | |
| * DeRaptor throws the plastic triceratops at Darkon too, just for good measure. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ow! | |
| * DarkonZero rubs his face. | ||
| DarkonZero | That hurt. | |
| DarkonZero | My mouth. | |
| DarkonZero | I have to say good aim....but you throw like a gecko. | |
| DeRaptor | ha ha! | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, bite me. | |
| * DarkonZero bites De. | ||
| DeRaptor | 'snot my fault my wrist is locked into a single plain of motion. | |
| DarkonZero | There...happy?!? | |
| DeRaptor | Ow! | |
| * DeRaptor kicks Darkon. | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| * DarkonZero punchs De. | ||
| DarkonZero | Punches even. | |
| * DarkonZero punches spy...so he won't feel left out. | ||
| * DeRaptor throws Darkon accross the room. | ||
| DarkonZero | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! | |
| superspy | ow! | |
| * superspy punches de | ||
| DarkonZero | Do I hit anything? | |
| CrowTRobot | heehee! | |
| DeRaptor | Ow! | |
| DeRaptor | yeah. The wall. And a large brass porcupine sculpture. | |
| DarkonZero | Apparently I'm still flying across the room. | |
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| superspy | it's a long room | |
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| * superspy throws Crow at de | ||
| * DarkonZero gets up and rund back and kicks De. | ||
| DarkonZero | runs even | |
| DeRaptor | Ow! | |
| CrowTRobot | AAAAAAAGH! | |
| DarkonZero | BRAWL! | |
| * DeRaptor is knocked down by Crow. | ||
| DeRaptor | Ow. | |
| * CrowTRobot punches de in the jaw. | ||
| * DarkonZero kicks himself. | ||
| DeRaptor | Hey! | |
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| * DeRaptor kicks Crow over the couch. | ||
| * CrowTRobot lands on a potted philodendron. | ||
| CrowTRobot | ow. | |
| * superspy ducks as crow passes over his head | ||
| * DarkonZero uses the lamp and smashes it on spy's head. | ||
| * superspy tackles DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| * DeRaptor smashes Crow over Darkon's head. | ||
| CrowTRobot | GAAAAAGK! | |
| DarkonZero | OOOOOOOOOOW! | |
| superspy | ew | |
| superspy | that's gotta hurt | |
| * DarkonZero is dead. | ||
| DeRaptor | woops. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm dead again. | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks. | |
| * CrowTRobot is in pieces. | ||
| * superspy picks up the original Picasso and smashes de's head through it | ||
| * DeRaptor buries Darkon and puts Crow back together. | ||
| DeRaptor | ow! | |
| superspy | EAT GUERNNICA | |
| superspy | or...however it's spelled | |
| * DeRaptor rubs her head where it went throught the canvas. | ||
| DeRaptor | geesh. | |
| DarkonZero | [Underground] Hey.... | |
| superspy | yes, DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | [Underground] HHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! | |
| DeRaptor | Are you alive again? | |
| superspy | oh....great | |
| * superspy tells DZ that there's a shovel down there with him | ||
| DarkonZero | [Underground] Yeah....I'm back....alive. | |
| superspy | what would MacGyver do, DZ? | |
| * DarkonZero dis himself out with the shovel. | ||
| DarkonZero | digs even | |
| DarkonZero | HA! | |
| DarkonZero | You thought you could get rid of my blandness! | |
| superspy | yeah, actually | |
| * DarkonZero kicks De again.....for revenge. | ||
| DeRaptor | ow! | |
| DarkonZero | There. | |
| DeRaptor | Geez...come on, I bruise easily here! | |
| * superspy closes ICQ, as it eats WAY too much ram | ||
| * DeRaptor glares. | ||
| DarkonZero | De....you want me to kiss it? | |
| DarkonZero | HUH? | |
| * DeRaptor wishes ICQ wouldn't interfere with photoshop. | ||
| DeRaptor | No. | |
| DeRaptor | Go away. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| superspy | it generally doesn't interfere with photoshop, but on occasion they get into a nasty fight | |
| CrowTRobot | Um...my leg broke off. You can kiss that. | |
| superspy | kiss this, crow | |
| DarkonZero | Uh....Crow.... | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| DeRaptor | Well, they disagree constantly over who gets the ctrl+shift commands. | |
| * DarkonZero "flies the birdie" at De. | ||
| CrowTRobot | Wull...fine...don't kiss my leg. | |
| superspy | uh, I can't say that I've ever used that command | |
| CrowTRobot | *sniffle*...I guess...nobody cares that I'm a quadrapelegic back here... | |
| superspy | at least not on the keyboard | |
| * superspy gives Crow an extra hoverskirt | ||
| CrowTRobot | ...well, ya know what?! I don't even care! Just...just be that way! | |
| * CrowTRobot cries. | ||
| DarkonZero | Crow....you got the nanites. | |
| CrowTRobot | Uh... | |
| CrowTRobot | OMIGOD! I LOOK LIKE SERVO! NOOOOOOOO! | |
| * DeRaptor puts Crow's limbs back on. | ||
| * CrowTRobot sobs. | ||
| * DarkonZero "flies the birdie" at De, once again! | ||
| DeRaptor | next time you do that, it's getting cut off. | |
| DarkonZero | Who me? | |
| DarkonZero | It's my bird! | |
| DeRaptor | Yes you. | |
| DarkonZero | You like birds. | |
| DeRaptor | Not that kind. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh. | |
| DarkonZero | I thought you liked all birds. | |
| DeRaptor | Only the kind with feathers. | |
| DarkonZero | Not the finger kind. | |
| DeRaptor | exactly. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| * DarkonZero "flies the birdie" at Crow, once again! | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| CrowTRobot | Hey! De! cut it off! | |
| DarkonZero | not once again. | |
| * DeRaptor gets her machete. | ||
| * DarkonZero puts the bird away | ||
| DarkonZero | *PHEW* | |
| * superspy is scared of de | ||
| * DeRaptor smacks her machete warningly agains her palm. | ||
| DeRaptor | MWAHAHAHAHAH! | |
| DeRaptor | Ohhhh yeah. | |
| * superspy flies the....... | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll get my chicken plucker. | |
| superspy | MODEL AIRPLANE at de | |
| * DeRaptor slices it into twenty five pieces with her machete. | ||
| superspy | yeesh | |
| DeRaptor | HiKEEBA! | |
| * DarkonZero goes to get his chicken plucker.... | ||
| * DeRaptor stands poised... | ||
| * DarkonZero comes back with his chicken plucker.... | ||
| DarkonZero | PLUCK YOU! | |
| superspy | ....stands poised to ask the question that all of us ponder at least once a week.... | |
| DarkonZero | Bad pun. | |
| superspy | "do we want fries with that?" | |
| DarkonZero | I always have fries. | |
| * DeRaptor dices the chicken plucker. | ||
| * DeRaptor continues standing poised. | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| DarkonZero | Alas poor plucker. | |
| * CrowTRobot sneaks up behind De and yanks on her tail. | ||
| DeRaptor | HEY! | |
| CrowTRobot | heehee! | |
| * CrowTRobot runs off. | ||
| DeRaptor | Why you little! | |
| DarkonZero | It was a bad F<BEEP>. | |
| * DeRaptor pounces and starts strangling Crow, a la Homer and Bart. | ||
| CrowTRobot | GAAAK!!! | |
| * CrowTRobot 's eyes bug out even father than they already were. | ||
| CrowTRobot | +r | |
| DarkonZero | Uh....I enforce copyright infringement. | |
| DarkonZero | You just ddid it De. | |
| DarkonZero | Off to jail for you. | |
| DeRaptor | Whaat? | |
| * DeRaptor stops strangling Crow | ||
| * DarkonZero gets the hand cuffs out. | ||
| * CrowTRobot gasps for air. | ||
| DeRaptor | Oh, quit it, you don't even have lungs. | |
| * superspy opens the patrol car door | ||
| DarkonZero | I caught you. | |
| DarkonZero | You go to jail. | |
| superspy | into the back seat, Ms. Raptor | |
| * DeRaptor climbs up into the rafters and gives Darkon the rasberry. | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh.....that's how it's gonna be. | |
| * superspy to DZ: get the taser | ||
| CrowTRobot | Heyyyy...nobody puts handcuffs on De except for me! | |
| * DarkonZero gets the tazer. | ||
| * CrowTRobot pounces Darkon. | ||
| DarkonZero | Wait... | |
| DarkonZero | What Crow? | |
| CrowTRobot | Um...did I just say that? | |
| superspy | yes | |
| CrowTRobot | Nothing...nothing... | |
| * CrowTRobot wanders off whistling innocently. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| superspy | spit it out, goldenrod | |
| * DeRaptor scratches "DZ and spy are dorks" into the ceiling. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok...back onto the other thing. | |
| DarkonZero | De..... | |
| DarkonZero | Come down. | |
| DeRaptor | Nyeah! | |
| * DeRaptor flings her own filth. | ||
| DarkonZero | PWWWEASE! | |
| DarkonZero | DUCK! | |
| * DarkonZero ducks....and sees spy catch the filth...with his face. | ||
| DeRaptor | rarrr! | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
| DarkonZero | De... | |
| DarkonZero | That was rather weak. | |
| * DeRaptor dances from rafter to rafter, hooting wildly. | ||
| superspy | ew | |
| * superspy gets the gun | ||
| * superspy fires a warning shot | ||
| DarkonZero | Tranq gun> | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...guess not. | |
| * DeRaptor goes out through the skylight. | ||
| DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| * superspy wipes his face on DZ's shirt | ||
| superspy | let'sg o | |
| * DeRaptor stands on the roof of the channel, looking out at the cityscape of starlink.org. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
| DarkonZero | SPY!?! | |
| * DeRaptor roars in defiance. | ||
| * DeRaptor starts climbing #cricket, batting at airplanes. | ||
| * superspy pushes a special button on his belt and materializes on the roof | ||
| DarkonZero | We'll let her go.....she's a good something or other. | |
| superspy | [over the city] DERAPTOR! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| * DeRaptor loses her grip and falls off #cricket. | ||
| DarkonZero | I gave up easily. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| DeRaptor | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH14HHHHHHHHH15HHHHHH!!!!!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | More copyright infringement. | |
| DeRaptor | *splat* | |
| superspy | huh | |
| superspy | ok | |
| superspy | damn shame. wanna grab a beer? | |
| DeRaptor | ow. | |
| DarkonZero | Spy...you're going too. | |
| superspy | on what grounds? | |
| DarkonZero | Off to jail for both of ya. | |
| DarkonZero | Imitating the Fugitive with De. | |
| * DeRaptor blows herself back up with a bicycle pump and wanders back into #Deep13, looking rather shabby. | ||
| DarkonZero | Shabby De. | |
| superspy | I certainly did not | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| DeRaptor | *blink* | |
| DarkonZero | I'll let it slide. | |
| DeRaptor | So...who's for a game of twister? | |
| CrowTRobot | NAKED twister?! | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.. | |
| DeRaptor | No. | |
| DeRaptor | Bad robot. | |
| CrowTRobot | Sorry. | |
| DarkonZero | Slightly nude Twister? | |
| CrowTRobot | Howabout strip poker? | |
| DeRaptor | 'sno fair. You're not wearing any clothes. | |
| * DarkonZero wonders if he's wearing clothes..... | ||
| DarkonZero | HEY! | |
| DarkonZero | I'M NAKED! | |
| DeRaptor | !!!! | |
| * DeRaptor covers her eyes. | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| DarkonZero | wait... | |
| DarkonZero | I do have clothes on. | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't look. | |
| superspy | DZ, you're under arrest | |
| DarkonZero | Ooopie. | |
| superspy | stealing from SGC2C. for shame | |
| DarkonZero | On what grounds spy? | |
| DarkonZero | Spy...I always do. | |
| DeRaptor | ewww. | |
| superspy | .....oh | |
| superspy | ok | |
| * superspy arrests Crow for the hell of it | ||
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| CrowTRobot | hey! | |
| DarkonZero | Uh...er... | |
| CrowTRobot | What'd I do?! | |
| DarkonZero | boo. | |
| CrowTRobot | I...I...*sniffle*. | |
| superspy | you bit DZ | |
| superspy | apologize | |
| CrowTRobot | He kicked me! | |
| DarkonZero | Spy...it's ok. | |
| * CrowTRobot sobs. | ||
| DarkonZero | He always does that. | |
| superspy | no charges being filed? ok | |
| * superspy releases Crow to De | ||
| DarkonZero | But....I don't want him huggin' me. | |
| superspy | sensitive feller | |
| * CrowTRobot hides behind De. | ||
| * DeRaptor rolls her eyes. | ||
| superspy | de, get him some prozac or something | |
| DeRaptor | Okay...um... | |
| DarkonZero | And De....get your eyes checked....they should roll. | |
| DarkonZero | Shouldn't | |
| CrowTRobot | It'd work if you played strip twister with me... | |
| DeRaptor | Crow. Shut up. | |
| CrowTRobot | Make me. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | What with the stripping? | |
| DeRaptor | Howabout ice cream instead? | |
| CrowTRobot | mint chip? | |
| DeRaptor | Sure. | |
| CrowTRobot | Yaaay! | |
| * DarkonZero is in a mood.... | ||
| DeRaptor | Crow's just a freak. | |
| * DarkonZero starts to strip....his hat off his head. | ||
| *** Kitana has joined #deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | But I think he likes ice cream. | |
| DeRaptor | 'ello.... | |
| superspy | hi kitana | |
| Kitana | Satan controls scifi? | |
| DarkonZero | A sword joined us. | |
| DeRaptor | Yep. | |
| superspy | haven't seen you since we had that freaky stalker | |
| * DeRaptor gives Crow a bowl of mint chip ice cream, with ram chips sprinkled on top. | ||
| Kitana | dang, I haven't watched it in awhile | |
| CrowTRobot | Mmmmm. | |
| * CrowTRobot devours it. | ||
| Kitana | hmm | |
| DeRaptor | SciFi is an extremely evil force. | |
| superspy | very | |
| Kitana | looks like it was turned over to Don lapre | |
| superspy | <shudder> | |
| DarkonZero | So evil Puff Daddy doesn't own it. | |
| superspy | that guy should be shot, just out of principle | |
| Kitana | agreed | |
| * CrowTRobot finishes his ice cream and looks at De. | ||
| DeRaptor | Hmmmm. | |
| * DarkonZero looks at De. | ||
| Kitana | there aint nothin on right now | |
| Kitana | Don Lapre. . the juiceman | |
| DeRaptor | Go put your pajamas on and I'll tell you a story about Gamera eating Bonnie Hammer. | |
| CrowTRobot | yaaay! | |
| DarkonZero | Does Sci-fi ever have anything on? | |
| * CrowTRobot scurries off to get ready for bed. | ||
| Kitana | hehe | |
| Kitana | well | |
| Kitana | Farscape is alright | |
| superspy | Crow needs pajamas? | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh... | |
| DeRaptor | 6 am PST Saturday Mornings... | |
| superspy | BLASPHEMY | |
| DarkonZero | I agree with De. | |
| DarkonZero | That's the only thing. | |
| DeRaptor | Well, he was wearing 'em in the first annual summer blockbuster review... | |
| DeRaptor | and in 907. | |
| * Kitana wonders what's on at that time | ||
| * DarkonZero continues to look at De. | ||
| DeRaptor | Well...think about it. | |
| * superspy hasn't seen any of the blockbuster reviews | ||
| DeRaptor | The name of this chatroom..who Bill Corbett is...who Crow T. Robot is... | |
| DeRaptor | Oh...geez, poor super. Those things were so freakin' cool. | |
| superspy | yes, I know | |
| superspy | it was incredibly bad timing | |
| superspy | for some reason, even taping was out of the question | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well... | |
| DarkonZero | You may find a tape. | |
| DarkonZero | Someday. | |
| superspy | somewhere... | |
| superspy | oh well, it doesn't keep me up at night | |
| DarkonZero | IN THE FUTURE! | |
| Kitana | geez | |
| Kitana | how am I supposed to watch it when it's on that early | |
| superspy | with the help of your vcr, I guess | |
| Kitana | I guess | |
| DarkonZero | Or.....change your routine. | |
| DarkonZero | I'd stick with a VCR though. | |
| * superspy has to be up in about 5 hours | ||
| superspy | not good | |
| DarkonZero | Uh oh. | |
| DarkonZero | SLEEP! | |
| superspy | maybe I'll just pull a Da Vinci and take some naps | |
| superspy | already took one 3 hour one | |
| DarkonZero | That may work. | |
| Kitana | well, my routione is messed up enough a VCR will have to do it | |
| DeRaptor | Just think, if Sci-Fi disliked it enought to put it on at that hour, it MUST be good. | |
| Kitana | true | |
| Kitana | oh I know it's good | |
| Kitana | except the part about not any new ones :/ | |
| DarkonZero | Sci-fi is trying to be a hard science fiction channel.......sonce that announcement of another channel dedicated to hard SF....but Sci-fi is failing. | |
| * DeRaptor puts up a dartboard. | ||
| Kitana | there is another channel? | |
| DarkonZero | Going to be. | |
| Kitana | hmm | |
| superspy | maybe THEY'LL pick up mst | |
| superspy | that would be poetic | |
| DarkonZero | Nope.. | |
| * DeRaptor thinks there should be a channel devoted to comedy scifi. | ||
| Kitana | wonder how many years I'll have to wait for that to be added to basic | |
| DarkonZero | a few years. | |
| DarkonZero | Or so. | |
| Kitana | :/ | |
| DarkonZero | I can't remember. | |
| Kitana | good thing I got three VCRs | |
| Kitana | :) | |
| * CrowTRobot comes back with his pajamas on. | ||
| Kitana | I will let one grab MST every week | |
| DarkonZero | PBS is a choice place for MST3K. | |
| DarkonZero | i think. | |
| Kitana | hmm | |
| superspy | PBS is too highbrow | |
| Kitana | wold make PBS worht watching here | |
| DarkonZero | But.....PBS doesn't get enough funding. | |
| Kitana | sheesh | |
| * DeRaptor reads Crow a story about Bonnie Hammer's bloody demise, then tucks him in. | ||
| Kitana | my typing is goin | |
| superspy | ABC would be ideal, they have nothing on after PI | |
| * CrowTRobot falls asleep. | ||
| *** CrowTRobot has quit IRC (Yeah, bite me, it's fun!) | ||
| DarkonZero | Syndication is another choice. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm. | |
| DarkonZero | But..... | |
| * DeRaptor wishes this B-Movie Channel thing would pull through.... | ||
| DarkonZero | Syndicated shows need the ratings to keep on. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if she should go to bed. | ||
| DeRaptor | Stupid ratings. | |
| DeRaptor | Someday TV will be on the internet and shows won't need the stupid networks. | |
| * DarkonZero wants to kill Neilson. | ||
| DarkonZero | KILL THEM! | |
| DarkonZero | DARKON KILL! | |
| DeRaptor | uh oh. | |
| * DeRaptor hides. | ||
| * DarkonZero searches for the Neilson people. | ||
| DarkonZero | KILL! | |
| DarkonZero | DIE! | |
| * DeRaptor just calmly hacks into the Nielsen database and pumps MST3K up to the top of the charts. | ||
| * DarkonZero snaps out of his frenzy...... | ||
| * DeRaptor watches Bonnie apologize profusely to BBI and beg them to get back together and make more shows. | ||
| superspy | if it were only that easy, de | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah... | |
| * DeRaptor sighs. | ||
| Kitana | well, you all have fun, I am goin to sleeeep | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm... | |
| Kitana | :D | |
| DarkonZero | Bye. | |
| DeRaptor | 'night, Kitana. | |
| * superspy watches the brains mock Bonnie and go someplace they'll be appreciated | ||
| DarkonZero | And G'nite. | |
| * Kitana waves | ||
| DeRaptor | heehee. | |
| *** Kitana has left #deep13 | ||
| *** Alwys420 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor watches FOX replace the X-Files with MST3K. | ||
| DarkonZero | Didn't they mock Bonnie? | |
| DeRaptor | 'allo. | |
| superspy | how so, dz? | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot. | |
| DeRaptor | Interesting, since FOX is run by Herzog... | |
| DeRaptor | He's eatin' 'is words now! | |
| DarkonZero | X-files will be out sometime. | |
| * DeRaptor watches the Brains make mucho bucks, take over the world, and turn it into a paradise. | ||
| DarkonZero | I don't even watch that show anymore since the movie came out. | |
| DarkonZero | X-files that is. | |
| *** Alwys420 has left #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey....look at this.... | |
| superspy | uh | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah...XF really just sorta started annoying me with all their not-revealing-plot-points stuff. | |
| superspy | hey | |
| DarkonZero | <Alwys420> age/sex | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> No thanks. | |
| DeRaptor | heehee. | |
| superspy | how do I get MIRC to let me select the text so I can paste it in here? | |
| superspy | <Alwys420> hi | |
| superspy | <superspy> ....hi | |
| superspy | <superspy> and you are? | |
| superspy | <Alwys420> do you live anywhere near Woming? | |
| superspy | <Alwys420> I am just a guy who can't sleep | |
| superspy | <superspy> not even in the same time zone | |
| superspy | <Alwys420> where do you live: | |
| superspy | <superspy> in a house | |
| superspy | <Alwys420> funny haha | |
| DeRaptor | You gotta hold down yer mouse and...oh. | |
| superspy | got it | |
| superspy | :) | |
| DeRaptor | oh...that's it, I'm goin' to bed. | |
| DeRaptor | g'nite, y'all. | |
| superspy | 'night | |
| DarkonZero | Bye. | |
| DarkonZero | G'nite | |
| * DeRaptor Leaps through a run in the pantyhose of the space-time continuum... | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left #Deep13 | ||
| superspy | hmmm | |
| DarkonZero | Well....it's off for me then.... | |
| superspy | 1:53 PST | |
| superspy | 4:53 EST | |
| superspy | .... | |
| DarkonZero | Yup. | |
| superspy | FOUR?? | |
| superspy | yeeeeeesh | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....later spy.... | |
| * superspy bangs his head on the monitor | ||
| superspy | later | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Fri Oct 01 01:51:03 1999 | ||
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