#Deep13_990919.log

Session Start: Sun Sep 19 10:38:11 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Newbie? Unfamiliar with the server? come on in!'
*** Set by AidanK on Sat Sep 18 20:41:15
DarkonZero	Well...
Goku	Hello
Cal-Crowe	DZ!
DarkonZero	CAL!
DarkonZero	KU!
Cal-Crowe	I'm in the proccess of making Merlin's Shop sounds!
Goku	DZ!!
DarkonZero	Ugh....Merln's Shop.
DarkonZero	Merlin's even.
DarkonZero	That was an awful movie.
DarkonZero	Ok...it still is awful.
DarkonZero	Hmmmmm.....
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Cal-Crowe	I made the sound of the part where Tom is showing the kid's nightmare
DarkonZero	Hehe....
DarkonZero	What about when Tom makes fun of the music?
Cal-Crowe	now I'm making lostmonky
DarkonZero	Ok.
DarkonZero	Oh.....can put the "e" in monky.
DarkonZero	You can....
Cal-Crowe	he he
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Cal-Crowe	Bum: What kind of monkey? Merlin: The kind that you play with...a toy....
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Cal-Crowe	Now, I'm making "MY GOD, DAVID!!!"
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Goku	HAHAHA!
Goku	<Cal-Crowe> Bum: What kind of monkey? Merlin: The kind that you play with...a toy....
Goku	8,1Quote added: 6,8 <Cal-Crowe> Bum: What kind of monkey? Merlin: The kind that you play with...a toy....
Goku	your idiocy has been imortalized have a nice day :)
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Cal-Crowe	I was quoting the line
DarkonZero	Gquote, search sexual harrassment
Goku	Quote containing sexual harrassment: 7,2<DarkonZero> We even had a seminar about sexual harrassment....I broke every rule so far.
DarkonZero	I love what I said.
Cal-Crowe	gquote, search butt
Goku	Quote containing butt: 7,2<exogen> "There's a dead fly on the Shift button!" <exogen> "It stuck to my finger when I typed that capital T!"
Goku	hehe
Cal-Crowe	gquote, search ass
Goku	button
Goku	Quote containing ass: 7,2<ZeroCool> type /me kicks himself in the ass * KuhnDawg kicks himself in the ass
Cal-Crowe	gquote, search bastard
Goku	Quote containing bastard: 7,2THIS ASS GOT HIS DAD TO COME ON AND YELL AT ME FOR KICKING HIM<Gohan> You little Bastard you had better let my son back on or I'l have you banned from chatting here forever <Goku> Isn't he my son??
Cal-Crowe	LOL
Cal-Crowe	gquote, search LOL
Goku	Quote containing LOL: 7,2<Adi> lol the blow up dolls might say "insert here" Piccolo would be all "insert what?"
Cal-Crowe	gquote, search bite me
Goku	10No quote containing 6bite me 10were in my file.
DarkonZero	Ku.....that was a good line.
Goku	Quote:7,2 "Uhoh, someone's smudged the Poison Control Center number..." <-- Dad out in the kitchen.... - Random Russ quote
Goku	Thanks
Goku	hehe
DarkonZero	Isn't that my son?
DarkonZero	Hehehe.
DarkonZero	that to he.
DarkonZero	Gquote, search sexual harrassment
Goku	Quote containing sexual harrassment: 7,2<DarkonZero> We even had a seminar about sexual harrassment....I broke every rule so far.
Cal-Crowe	who wants "My God, David!" ?
DarkonZero	Cal....this way.
Goku	I want them all!
Goku	hehe
DarkonZero	Yeah....
DarkonZero	SAME HERE CAL!
Cal-Crowe	gquote, search monkey
Goku	Quote containing monkey: 7,2<Cal-Crowe> Bum: What kind of monkey? Merlin: The kind that you play with...a toy....
Cal-Crowe	gquote, search play
Goku	Quote containing play: 7,2*** Goku changes topic to 'http://anime-irc.hypermart.net-----=====-----Project A-ko is playing NOW! SO TUNE INTO THE SCIFI CHANNEL!' <Piccolo> A-Kos on <Jerel-> yeah...yer kidding me, right?
DarkonZero	Gquote, search dolt
Goku	Quote containing dolt: 7,2<DarKrow> what's a feeb?! <DarkonZero> It's like a dolt...but worse.
DarkonZero	Gquote, search stupid
Goku	Quote containing stupid: 7,2<Goku> say something stupid for my quoter <KasuminoKaze> Something stupid for my quoter. <Goku> good enough for me!
Goku	Quote:7,2 <ZeroCool> Best file compression around: "DEL ." = 100% compression
Goku	hehe do you know how much that would suck
DarkonZero	Yeah.....I used to do that alot.
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Haloflux> aagh i've been nailed! <Naurako> Kinky!
Goku	Quote:7,2 <ZeroCool> type /me kicks himself in the ass * KuhnDawg kicks himself in the ass
Goku	Quote:7,2 <WK> .gquote <Go2-ku2> Quote: <ZeroCool> type /me kicks himself in the ass * KuhnDawg kicks himself in the ass(so then..) * WK kicks himself in the ass *
Cal-Crowe	gquote, search fat ass
Goku	10No quote containing 6fat ass 10were in my file.
Cal-Crowe	gquote, search cheek
Goku	10No quote containing 6cheek 10were in my file.
DarkonZero	Ku.....you just missed another quote.
Cal-Crowe	gquote, search boob
Goku	10No quote containing 6boob 10were in my file.
Cal-Crowe	gquote, search breast
Goku	10No quote containing 6breast 10were in my file.
Cal-Crowe	gquote, search blow
Goku	Quote containing blow: 7,2<Goku> whats the ending? <Timmyling> Um...Ro-Man is holding up a dynamite stick, laughs, then Gamera shoots him. Ro-Man lands upside-down on the Eiffel Tower. Then Micheal Feinstein's "Gamera" plays with a picture of Mike at a piano in a tux. Gamera blows him up. Then the Ultra-Secret Super-Duper password comes up. <Timmyling> I think we know Loc's view on the French after the ending.
Cal-Crowe	gquote, search blow
Goku	Quote containing blow: 7,2<Goku> whats the ending? <Timmyling> Um...Ro-Man is holding up a dynamite stick, laughs, then Gamera shoots him. Ro-Man lands upside-down on the Eiffel Tower. Then Micheal Feinstein's "Gamera" plays with a picture of Mike at a piano in a tux. Gamera blows him up. Then the Ultra-Secret Super-Duper password comes up. <Timmyling> I think we know Loc's view on the French after the ending.
Cal-Crowe	gquote, search Goku
Goku	Quote containing Goku: 7,2<Goku> I don't see why we can't have sex with clients, It's not like we're Psychiotrists...........or Undertakers
Goku	my 1st quote!
Goku	how special
Cal-Crowe	gquote, search Cal
Goku	Quote containing Cal: 7,2<Jerel> sob <DarkAngel0> Watch who yer callin a sob * Jerel watches darkangel
Cal-Crowe	gquote, search Cal-Crowe
Goku	Quote containing Cal-Crowe: 7,2<Cal-Crowe> Bum: What kind of monkey? Merlin: The kind that you play with...a toy....
DarkonZero	<Goku> Quote: <ZeroCool> Best file compression around: "DEL ." = 100% compression
DarkonZero	<Goku> hehe do you know how much that would suck
DarkonZero	<DarkonZero> Yeah.....I used to do that alot.
Cal-Crowe	gquote, search Mars
Goku	10No quote containing 6Mars 10were in my file.
Goku	Mars will never make it in there!
Goku	muhahaha!
Cal-Crowe	gquote, search Bonniew
Goku	10No quote containing 6Bonniew 10were in my file.
Cal-Crowe	gquote, search Bonnie
Goku	10No quote containing 6Bonnie 10were in my file.
Cal-Crowe	gquote, search sci-fi
Goku	Quote containing sci-fi: 7,2<palpatine> TO ALL YOU LOSERS AT THE SCI-FI CHANNEL WATCHING THIS CHAT: Let's see if enough fans show up to crash your IRC servers when you cancel Sliders. <shred> remember, if you want to ask, send the QUESTION to me, so I can determine if you're illiterate or a total loon or something. <BillCorbett> We're not as fond of the Sci-Fi channel as we once were, before the management was turned over to SATAN
DarkonZero	<Goku> Quote: <ZeroCool> Best file compression around: "DEL ." = 100% compression
DarkonZero	<Goku> hehe do you know how much that would suck
DarkonZero	<DarkonZero> Yeah.....I used to do that alot.
Goku	um
Cal-Crowe	LOL
Goku	Quote:7,2 (TALKING ABOUT FF7)<Go2-ku2> after 4 freakin hours of leveling up! *** PrinceCharming (notme@hunt-pri2-a40.lcc.net) has left #Anime <Go2-ku2> note to self: people will stay if you don't use the word freakin
Goku	Quote:7,2 * Jedi-Master-Cloud-§trife is an idiot
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Spoon> <SomeDumbKidAtMySchool> MY FAVORITE EPISODE OF SOUTHPARK IS WHEN KENNY DIES!!, It WAS REALLY FUNNY!!
Cal-Crowe	<BillCorbett> We're not as fond of the Sci-Fi channel as we once were, before the management was turned over to SATAN
Cal-Crowe	That chat was THE BEST!!!
DarkonZero	I missed it due to stupidity.
Cal-Crowe	I was at both chats
Goku	me too
Cal-Crowe	I hope someone sent a worse-than-Mellesa virus to the dickweed that atempted to ping everyone off
Goku	Quote:7,2 * deftone19 (abcd@dap03-147200.harmar.sgi.net) has left #Deep13 <DarkonZero> YES! <DarkonZero> HE LEFT! * deftone19 (abcd@dap03-147200.harmar.sgi.net) has joined #Deep13 <superspy> thank god he left. he was so......oh HI deftone! that's a snazzy looking jacket you're wearing
Goku	Quote:7,2 *** DrSchreber has quit IRC ((signed off)) <Fuuko> Damn...I didn't make a single "What's up doc" joke...
Goku	Quote:7,2 <FeiAmethyein> stupidest thing I've ever done: Unplugging something, and it was hard to get out, so I got it out enough, and stuck my fingers under the plastic onto the prongs, pulled slightly, and electrocuted myself for about 2 seconds until I realized I was being electrocuted <FeiAmethyein> "feels warm.." tingles, heat AUGH FUCK
Cal-Crowe	heh
Cal-Crowe	LOAF was a dickweed
Goku	Quote:7,2 * Zeiram is checking mail delete delete delete oOoO free porn! save delete delete ......
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Wraith> i like sex....or what i;ve seen of it
Goku	Quote:7,2 <BrylinBot> You begin using item Blood Stained Map. <BrylinBot> Congratulations! You acquired the legendary item Holy Grail. <BrylinBot> I got a holy grail, what do I do? <Atlas> Sell it <Phantom> Yeah if it is holey it won't hold much. get rid of it
* Cal-Crowe goes to sci-fi
Goku	I am on it
Goku	I always have 3 mIRCs open
Cal-Crowe	What's your 3rd?
Goku	A new server some Sci Fi ppl are running to
Cal-Crowe	whats the address?
Goku	lemme check
Goku	24.95.80.70
DarkonZero	Sounds like a porn IP to me.
Goku	no..
DarkonZero	Uh...wait.
Goku	no porn..
DarkonZero	YOu didn'tt hear that from me.
Cal-Crowe	DZ, how would you know?
DarkonZero	I know nothing of that kind.
DarkonZero	......
Cal-Crowe	suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
DarkonZero	d'oh.
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Sentinel> You call down the thunder, now reap the whirlwind. <Sentinel> You are oficially banned from BotTestLab until I see a behavior improvement. <WereWolfLady> how would you see a behavior improvment if i'm not there? <Sentinel> Exactly. <Sentinel> You're banned, permanently, until I am satisfied that you can come back and behave.
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Mr Hankey> i can't have a period...
Goku	Quote:7,2 "Krikee my wife drove me into a tree ear gushing blood that really hurt" -The Crocidile Hunter
DarkonZero	Ok....once....but the monkey made me to it.
Cal-Crowe	<DarkonZero> I know nothing of that kind.
DarkonZero	What....I didn't say that.
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Spoon> You received letter on an arrow from _Elemental (#1071). let me win
Goku	Quote:7,2 * jonny5 (jonny5@216.211.64.243) has joined #anime <Goku> RANDOM SHIT! * jonny5 (jonny5@216.211.64.243) has left #anime <Goku> I knew I'd scare him! <FeiAmethyein> Poor little Jonny is now scared for life, Goku <FeiAmethyein> However that's speeeled <Fuuko-> Scared or scarred...either works
Goku	Quote:7,2 <gohan> fuuko should be my dady <Fuuko> That would require some major surgery
Cal-Crowe	<DarkonZero> Ok....once....but the monkey made me to it.
Cal-Crowe	<Goku> Mr. Burns owns Ticket Master
Cal-Crowe	<MSTManos> Excellent.
Session Start: Sun Sep 19 11:15:39 1999
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*** Set by AidanK on Sat Sep 18 20:41:15
Goku	hehe
Goku	hehe
Darkon0	Heelo!
Goku	Quote:7,2 *** Viper (Viper@sdn-ar-003waseatP145.dialsprint.net) has joined #anime <Viper> is this the room for anime fans <Goku> yup <Goku> hence the name
Goku	Quote:7,2 <exogen> Someday, I will marry Gogo
Goku	Quote:7,2 <WarHawk> First, though, you have to take an IQ test to see if you're worth. <WarHawk> You can acess it by typing /mode KyleKatarn +z *** KyleKatarn has quit IRC ((signed off))
Darkon0	Heelo!
Goku	Quote:7,2 *** Viper (Viper@sdn-ar-003waseatP145.dialsprint.net) has joined #anime <Viper> is this the room for anime fans <Goku> yup <Goku> hence the name
Goku	Quote:7,2 <exogen> Someday, I will marry Gogo
Goku	Quote:7,2 <WarHawk> First, though, you have to take an IQ test to see if you're worth. <WarHawk> You can acess it by typing /mode KyleKatarn +z *** KyleKatarn has quit IRC ((signed off))
Goku	hi
Goku	hi
DarkonZero	Uh....I was supposed to go to Sci-fi with that one
DarkonZero	Uh....I was supposed to go to Sci-fi with that one
Darkon0	Bye.
Darkon0	Bye.
Darkon0	Me! I disconnect from you...all!
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Darkon0	Me! I disconnect from you...all!
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Cal-Crowe	heh
Goku	heh
Goku	Quote:7,2 *** Fuuko- changes topic to 'http://anime-irc.hypermart.net - "If a neighbor wrongs you, buy each of his children...and sell them into slavery"
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Fuuko> I'm a male homosexual...is that ok with you?
Goku	Quote:7,2 <BobIshmael> I like me. <BobIshmael> I'm so modest.
Cal-Crowe	oh yeah...
Cal-Crowe	did anyone log Lodo's mental breakdown?
Goku	nope hehe
Goku	think he'll show next week?
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*** Set by AidanK on Sat Sep 18 20:41:15
Cal-Crowe	yeah......
Cal-Crowe	yeah......
Goku	hehehe
Goku	hehehe
Goku	irc.scifi.com
Goku	irc.scifi.com
Goku	irc.scifi.com
Goku	irc.scifi.com
Goku	irc.scifi.com
Goku	irc.scifi.com
Goku	just type /server irc.scifi.com
Goku	just type /server irc.scifi.com
DarkonZero	I know....just testing something.
DarkonZero	I know....just testing something.
DarkonZero	Me! I disconnect from you...all!
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DarkonZero	Me! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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Darkon0	Damn.....I'm still trying to fiure out how to put those little messages when exiting
Darkon0	And improve my spelling.
Goku	Quote:7,2 <TheDave> Part 2 comes after Part 1.. <TheDave> Part 1 comes before Part 2 <Goku> what about Back To The Future man......think about it bong hit
Goku	Quote:7,2 (TALKING ABOUT FF7)<Go2-ku2> after 4 freakin hours of leveling up! *** PrinceCharming (notme@hunt-pri2-a40.lcc.net) has left #Anime <Go2-ku2> note to self: people will stay if you don't use the word freakin
Goku	Quote:7,2 <exogen> I look disgusting. <Fuchsia> Awwww... you know what that means! <exogen> I do..? <Fuchsia> You know.... <exogen> Nope.
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Session Start: Sun Sep 19 11:19:49 1999
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*** Set by AidanK on Sat Sep 18 20:41:15
Cal-Crowe	I no how
Cal-Crowe	I no how
Darkon0	Cal....how?
Darkon0	Cal....how?
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DarkonZero	Well....
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Goku> look at #stargate(#stargate (topic: sex chat))<Goku> Tibro I said look not go!
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Atlas> "I want an MP3 of Mozart's first symphony" <Atlas> "Live version, please"
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Adi> to become an op hold Alt and press F4*** Mewtwo has quit IRC ((signed off))
DarkonZero	Cal?
Goku	Quote:7,2 <FeiAmethyein> stupidest thing I've ever done: Unplugging something, and it was hard to get out, so I got it out enough, and stuck my fingers under the plastic onto the prongs, pulled slightly, and electrocuted myself for about 2 seconds until I realized I was being electrocuted <FeiAmethyein> "feels warm.." tingles, heat AUGH FUCK
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Goku> type /mode TINMAN +z <Goku> it will bring a help file up <TINMAN> hold on a minute *** TINMAN has quit IRC ((signed off))
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Aeris> sad to say, I've never actually seen a whole episode of Sailormoon <Goku> SAD! you should be happy!
Cal-Crowe	look under IRC then Messeges
Goku	/quote
Goku	hehe
Goku	/say /quote
DarkonZero	Cal......what?
Goku	/say /say /quote
Cal-Crowe	/quote
Goku	hehe
Goku	.gquote
DarkonZero	Ah....
Goku	Quote:7,2 <DarkAngel> MASS KICK!!!!!! *** DarkAngel was kicked by DarkAngel (Doh! Kick THEM first!)
DarkonZero	Oh...ok....thanks.
Goku	Quote:7,2 *** Haloflux changes topic to 'Chalk up two for scifi and its crappy server!'
Goku	Quote:7,2 <BobIshmael> No one likes you, Sent. <BobIshmael> Ass that quote, Ku.
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Ug> Akira is the ground-breaking classic that changed anime forever. <Goku> way to read the back of the box!
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Session Start: Sun Sep 19 11:26:19 1999
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Darkon0	I'm me.
Darkon0	I'm me.
Cal-Crowe	DKOBPAX
Cal-Crowe	DKOBPAX
DarkonZero	No....
DarkonZero	No....
DarkonZero	Me! I disconnect from you...all!
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DarkonZero	Me! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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Cal-Crowe	DKOBPAX
Darkon0	That's what I wanted.
Cal-Crowe	DKOBPAX
* Cal-Crowe kicks
Darkon0	DKOBPAX?
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Darkon0	Me! I disconnect from you...all!
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Darkon0	Me! I disconnect from you...all!
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Goku	*** McCloud (McCloud@207.90.119.9) has joined #Anime
Goku	<Goku> Chief?
Goku	hehe
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DarkonZero	LOC!
Goku	Hi Loc!
Cal-Crowe	Loc
Locdog07	Hi
Goku	Chief?
Cal-Crowe	heh
Locdog07	hmm
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Goku	send!
Cal-Crowe	<Goku> *** McCloud (McCloud@207.90.119.9) has joined #Anime
Cal-Crowe	<Goku> <Goku> Chief?
Goku	send!
Goku	send!
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Goku	thanks
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Goku	wow
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Goku	whats that one Cal?
Goku	IshmaeL>
Goku	?
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DarkonZero	Cal....what was the other one?
Goku	[bobcantdoconnery.wav]
Goku	[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
DarkonZero	Ahhh....
[Goku SOUND]
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Goku	Are those Bob Ishmael?
DarkonZero	Yeah.
Goku	send!
Goku	hehe
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Goku	thanks
DarkonZero	No problem.
Goku	thats alot DZ
[Goku SOUND]
[Goku SOUND]
Goku	hehe
Goku	haha
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Cal-Crowe	[op
DarkonZero	Oh...soory Ku.....Sent made the sound I'm sending you...and he makes them rather large.
Goku	hehe
Goku	I can see
Goku	Sent hasn't been around
DarkonZero	Yeah......
DarkonZero	He's been gone for a while.
Goku	47 was on last night!
Goku	but I could only talk to him for like 10 min.
Cal-Crowe	popppappappappappapappappappappappappappapppappappappa
Cal-Crowe	I'm just mad about saffron.....
Goku	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cal-Crowe	It makes my soup yellow
Cal-Crowe	I'm just mad about saffron.....
Cal-Crowe	My soup's just mad about me
Goku	"COuld you get Wings on another sesson?" Satan "My powers do have limits!"
*** Cal-Crowe was kicked by Locdog07 (Reason? You're soaking in it.)
Goku	um..
Goku	random SImpson quote time!
Goku	hehe
Goku	hmm a MST3k chat poped up on SciFi
Goku	Laughing Cow Asylum
* DarkonZero still wonders if saffron is mad about him........
DarkonZero	I'm Mellow Yellow.
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Cal-Crowe	I'm just mad about....
Cal-Crowe	PANTS!
Locdog07	You no want the wav, Cal?
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Goku	hehe
Cal-Crowe	i gots it alaready
Locdog07	k
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Goku	send that!
Goku	hehe
Cal-Crowe	spaaaaaaaaaaaaace
[Goku SOUND]
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Goku	sounds good hehe better than I could do
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Locdog07	heh
Cal-Crowe	soooooooooooooooooul takeeeeeeer
* Locdog07 has a wav of "Soooooooouuuuuuul Takeeeeeer!"
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Locdog07	Hi Boz
Goku	hey Boz
[SOUND]
Bozarth	hi
DarkonZero	BOZ!
Bozarth	"BOOM_SHAKALAKA!"
DarkonZero	BOOZE!
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Cal-Crowe	Loc, can I have souuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul taker?
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Locdog07	Uh, okay
peng	hi
Goku	Hi peng
Bozarth	"BOZ-SHAKALAKA!"
peng	how r u?
Cal-Crowe	hi peng
DarkonZero	You didn't finish your name.
Goku	we r good
*** Cal-Crowe is now known as pong
Goku	hehehe
DarkonZero	Penguin.
Goku	oh wait!
Goku	We are good
Bozarth	Does everybody know about the script I'm writing?
DarkonZero	Boz.....no.
Goku	Yeah
Locdog07	What script?
Goku	The movie script right
Bozarth	yeah
Goku	not an mIRC
Goku	ok
Bozarth	I guess everybody does now
Locdog07	I don't
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Goku	you won't use my idea :P
Bozarth	Loc, I'm writing a movie script
*** Goku is now known as Astriods
peng	where r u from?
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
Locdog07	What about?
Bozarth	things
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ping	PING!
Goku	GOKU!
* ping nudges pong.
Goku	hehe
ping	PING!
Goku	PONG?
ping	PING!
Goku	PONG?
ping	PING!
Bozarth	Well, I wrote a good gag last night, I want to try it on you guys
Goku	it's Ping?
Goku	PONG!
Goku	btw
Locdog07	Oh, so the whole script idea is a joke? Ha.
ping	So....
ping	I'm just a script.
Bozarth	no
Bozarth	there is a gag in the script
Goku	I'm just a script in the world..
Bozarth	I think
peng	hello i am here
Goku	so lonely thats all there is to be
*** pong is now known as dingdong
ping	Peng.....are you sure?
*** ping is now known as DarkonZero
Bozarth	I'll write it out...telll me what you think
Goku	k
dingdong	remember pink pong?
* Sound request: can't find 'soul.wav'
[dingdong SOUND]
Bozarth	FedEx Guy: ...Sign here [Dan signs clipboard, hands it back] thank you Mr. [looks at clipboard] Sagitarius
*** Goku is now known as SOUND
DarkonZero	Boz.....
* Sound request: can't find 'dw.wav'
[SOUND SOUND]
DarkonZero	Hmmmm....
SOUND	hehe
*** SOUND is now known as Goku
* Locdog07 thinks
Locdog07	Uh...
Locdog07	I don't get it
Bozarth	too smart for the audience, right?
peng	where r u from
Bozarth	thought so
DarkonZero	Sign here.....Sagitarius....ugh.
Goku	we're Deep13
Locdog07	Oh¬
Goku	+from
Locdog07	I get it.
Locdog07	Huh.
Goku	we're from Deep13
peng	which city?
DarkonZero	I'm from under the sea......
Locdog07	I'm from Britain
Goku	20, 000 leuges under the sea!
DarkonZero	They call me Moby.
Bozarth	They call me a Space Cowboy
Goku	hehe that was a pretty funny SNL sketch
Goku	SPACE GHOST!
* Sound request: can't find 'kevin.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZero	WAH!
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Jerel> sob <DarkAngel0> Watch who yer callin a sob * Jerel watches darkangel
Goku	Quote:7,2 <MSTManos> Geez, all I did was "vandalize his area" <jasoN> Manos, you don't even look at my area
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Goku> whats the ending? <Timmyling> Um...Ro-Man is holding up a dynamite stick, laughs, then Gamera shoots him. Ro-Man lands upside-down on the Eiffel Tower. Then Micheal Feinstein's "Gamera" plays with a picture of Mike at a piano in a tux. Gamera blows him up. Then the Ultra-Secret Super-Duper password comes up. <Timmyling> I think we know Loc's view on the French after the ending.
DarkonZero	What's with Manos and "areas" these days?
Goku	hehe
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Robzilla> Spider man, you 610??? didnt know they could stack shit that high <Goku> gheto laugh track
Goku	Quote:7,2 *** Apophis was kicked by Go2-ku2 (opps wrong button....wait a second...that wouldn't make sense if i'm still typing...)
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Goku> search hookers...yeah thats the one. <Cassius> gquote, search hookers <Goku> No quote containing hookers were in my file. <Goku> awww <Goku> I need a quote with hookers in it * Cassius sighs, and goes to put on his makeup
*** peng has left #Deep13
DarkonZero	YAY!
Goku	hehe
Goku	Quote:7,2 "... and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause it's bugger all down here on Earth." - A philosophical moment with DarKrow
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Sentroid91> I still want to hurt the French
Goku	Quote:7,2 <KasuminoKaze> jljlljlkj - a newbie mating call for hormonal AOL girls.
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Bozarth	ZOOM!
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Namek3> Can you quote me? <Goku> k
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Goku> cool * Sayianbot turns up the heat <SurlyBot> woah...sayianbot's even more surly than me!
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Cassius> If I was half as good at minesweeper as I was at finding mines in real life, you'd all call me "Stumpy", and I'd be typing with a headset right now...
Bozarth	There he goes, there goes Speed Zoomer, he's a Zoomer on wheels
Locdog07	Spaaaaaaace Ghoooooost!
* Sound request: can't find 'kevin.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
dingdong	LOL!!!!!!!!!!@ mov
Locdog07	hehehehe
Goku	mov?
dingdong	Thank you Zorak!!!
*** dingdong is now known as Cal-Crowe
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Goku> Ctrl Alt Del! Ctrl Alt Del!<Atlas> some girl at our school got sent to the office for pretending to be 25 and cybering with 25 year old guys <WarHawk> I've gotten ppl to do that...<Goku>ewww <WarHawk> NO! The Ctlr Alt Del
Goku	Quote:7,2 * Gogo goes into a bad accent <Gogo> Shuttup you Some of a Beach!!! <Gogo> Or I will take all of the Beach!
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Atlas> that settles it. Fuuko is a nazi, and founded the KGB. Anyone disagree?
Bozarth	my sound isn't working
Locdog07	I wish I knew where to find the ways to summon certain wrestlers in WWF Attitude
Bozarth	there's a place with codes....it has it there...
DarkonZero	Call em.....they'll know.
Bozarth	Lemme get the URL
Locdog07	k
Goku	http://ign64.ign.com/codes/10375.html
Locdog07	hmm
Goku	where I get my codes..
DarkonZero	I am a member of IGN.
Bozarth	http://www.cheatcc.com/frames.html
Bozarth	whole bunca codes
Bozarth	buncha
DarkonZero	Binaca?
[Locdog07 SOUND]
Cal-Crowe	www.sweetbreath.com/onions.html
[SOUND]
* /sound: no such file 'pupu.wav'
[SOUND]
[SOUND]
[SOUND]
[SOUND]
Locdog07	hm
-> [DarkonZero] FINGER
-> [DarkonZero] VERSION
-> [DarkonZero] PING
-> [DarkonZero] TIME
DarkonZero	I'll BRB.
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
Session Close: Sun Sep 19 12:09:12 1999
Session Start: Sun Sep 19 12:09:38 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Newbie? Unfamiliar with the server? come on in!'
*** Set by AidanK on Sat Sep 18 20:41:15
Cal-Crowe	www.doubleyoudoubleyoudoubleyoudotcom.com
-> [DarkonZero] FINGER
Cal-Crowe	B
Cal-Crowe	RB
-> [DarkonZero] PING
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pumpkin	hola
Locdog07	I'd better go offline now
DarkonZero	Hey pumpkin.....
Cal-Crowe	pupkin!!
pumpkin	hi
Locdog07	Bye all
DarkonZero	GREAT PUMPKIN!
* Sound request: can't find 'kevin.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZero	Bye Loc.
*** Locdog07 has left #Deep13
Cal-Crowe	get back to your house before you become a carrage
DarkonZero	RUN....
Goku	I didn't see the TMBG, kevin, or Joel ep of Space ghost
Goku	I always miss it
DarkonZero	A TALKIN' PUMPKIN!
pumpkin	what's this channel about?
Goku	AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Goku	MST3k
* Sound request: can't find 'msts8.wav'
[Goku SOUND]
-> [DarkonZero] FINGER
pumpkin	sorry, I'm spanish and my english is not too good
Cal-Crowe	Kevin was on Space Ghost???
Bozarth	we've had trouble with Romanians before
DarkonZero	Spanish.....but going through a Wisconsin server....hmmm.
Goku	hehe
DarkonZero	pumpkin using Madison.WI.US.StarLink.Org [209.83.2.233] Terahertz Cricket Starlink Server
Cal-Crowe	Goku, do you know a good Space Ghost site?
Goku	nope
* Goku is away
DarkonZero	Nap time....
Cal-Crowe	HO HO HO
* DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap...
DarkonZero	Please do not disturb. If you have to, just mess with someone else...like Bob.
*** DarkonZero is now known as DZisAsleep
*** pumpkin has left #Deep13
Cal-Crowe	MERRY QUISTMAOUS
* DZisAsleep is done taking a nap...
DZisAsleep	Hello there!
*** DZisAsleep is now known as DarkonZero
*** Goku is now known as GokuAway
-> [DarkonZero] FINGER
DarkonZero	Why am I a target for queries?
Cal-Crowe	MERRY QUISTMAOUS
Cal-Crowe	GOD BLESS EVWEYVONE
DarkonZero	pumpkin wanted to talk to me.......privately.
DarkonZero	Ugh.....
Cal-Crowe	\\\\\
* DarkonZero slaps DarkonZero around a bit with a large trout
DarkonZero	Ow.
Cal-Crowe	\\\///\\\/// //=\\ \|\|\\\|\| \|\|<
DarkonZero	Wank?
Cal-Crowe	(_) {})
Cal-Crowe	oops
Cal-Crowe	WanCo
Cal-Crowe	Soulwanker
Cal-Crowe	?Overdrawn at the Memory Wank
Cal-Crowe	Blood Wankers of Dr. Z
Cal-Crowe	Merlin's Wank of Mystical Wonders
Bozarth	White men Can't Wank
*** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (See ya!)
DarkonZero	Well.....later.....
DarkonZero	Bye....I'm going.
Bozarth	bye
DarkonZero	Me! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Sep 19 12:21:07 1999
Session Start: Sun Sep 19 13:35:45 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '12http://www.deep13.org1 Better than SOLBase V4 guaranteed!'
*** Set by DarKrow on Sun Sep 19 13:38:33
DarkonZero	Well....
DarKrow	Hey DZ!
DarkonZero	SOLBase VCrap.
DarkonZero	That's all I have to say.
DarKrow	ok
DarkonZero	I only went to that site once.....
*** Cal-Crowe has joined #Deep13
DarkonZero	Hence....onc.
DarkonZero	CC!
DarKrow	WB Cal!
Cal-Crowe	You KILLED ME!!!
DarkonZero	I killed no one.
DarKrow	You asked for it!
* Cal-Crowe walks in with a boot shaped mark of his forehead
DarkonZero	Ok......why did Cal get kicked this time?
*** javaGoku has joined #Deep13
javaGoku	muhahaha!
javaGoku	I shall get you all with java powers!
DarkonZero	Ugh....
* Cal-Crowe drinks JavaGoku
DarkonZero	Ewwww....
javaGoku	NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*** javaGoku has quit IRC (javaGoku)
*** Goku has quit IRC (buh bye)
*** Goku has joined #Deep13
Goku	hehe opps
DarKrow	WB
*** Goku has quit IRC (buh bye)
DarKrow	Bye
*** Goku has joined #Deep13
DarKrow	WB
Goku	I didn't know Pittsburg had a client!
Goku	hehe
* DarKrow slaps Goku silly
Goku	ouch!
Goku	what?
Goku	hehe
DarKrow	STOP ZOOMING!
Goku	sorry
Goku	checking out different clients
DarKrow	AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*** Goku has quit IRC (buh bye)
DarKrow	AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*** Goku has joined #Deep13
Goku	back to more stable one
Goku	hehe
DarKrow	AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
* DarKrow smashes his head into the wall
Cal-Crowe	OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOo
DarkonZero	Uh.....I should leave......
DarKrow	no, stay
DarkonZero	This is too weird...even for me.
DarKrow	Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
DarkonZero	Ok...I'll stay.
[SOUND]
* DarkonZero feels like fraggin' people.
DarKrow	Darkon Is Staying!
DarKrow	Darkon Is Staying!
DarKrow	Lembach Is Staying!
DarKrow	Lembach Is Staying!
DarkonZero	No......I'm going.
Cal-Crowe	I'm comeeeeeeeeeeeing!
DarkonZero	I should go.
DarKrow	Darkon Is Staying!
* Sound request: can't find 'martian.wav'
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
DarKrow	No
DarKrow	please stay
Cal-Crowe	STAY!
DarkonZero	Ok......I'll stay.
DarKrow	we'll go to that place
DarKrow	you know
DarkonZero	I'm staying.
Cal-Crowe	please stay, we are your friends...even though are brains are in our heads....
DarkonZero	You guys lufe me.....you really lufe me!
Cal-Crowe	We'll give you booze
DarkonZero	No.....already have booze.
*** Bozarth is now known as Booze-arth
* DarKrow loafes DZ
* DarkonZero pondes on drinking the Guiness in the fridge.
Booze-arth	BOOZE!
DarKrow	Uh, I beat you to the Guiness DZ
DarkonZero	And no.....not Alec Guiness.
Goku	hehe
DarKrow	same with the Bass
DarKrow	and the Sam Adams
DarKrow	and the Wild Turkey
DarKrow	and the Jack Daniels
DarkonZero	No...really....I got a can of Guiness in the fridge.
DarKrow	and the Budwieser
DarkonZero	And the puppies.
DarkonZero	And the deer.
DarKrow	and the Jimmy Walker
DarkonZero	Thy lobbeth thy holy weapon.
DarKrow	etc.
[SOUND]
[SOUND]
[SOUND]
DarkonZero	TAKE THE SOUND!
DarkonZero	NOW!
Cal-Crowe	You might be an Alcholic if you buy Tequila by the ton
DarkonZero	Yes...very.
Goku	play it again DZ
Goku	I might have it
[SOUND]
Goku	DZ!
Goku	I have iut
DarkonZero	Ok.
Goku	now I have it twice hehe
[SOUND]
Cal-Crowe	LOL!
* DarKrow eats an ice pop
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
[SOUND]
Cal-Crowe	Want ni.wav?
DarkonZero	I got it.
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
DarkonZero	I'm the one who sent it to you.
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
[SOUND]
Cal-Crowe	um....no
[SOUND]
Cal-Crowe	I got it from a MP site
DarKrow	Send it to me!
[SOUND]
DarKrow	Cal, send me ni.wav
[SOUND]
[SOUND]
* /sound: no such file 'amatuers.wav'
* /sound: no such file 'amatuer.wav'
[SOUND]
[SOUND]
Booze-arth	booze....i think
*** Booze-arth is now known as Boarth
*** Boarth is now known as Bozarth
Goku	hehe
* DarKrow puts Bozarth in De-Tox
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DarKrow	aww
Bozarth	I better go
Bozarth	bye
*** Bozarth has quit IRC (<Timmyling> Boz can seperate #Deep13 and his real life sucessfully.)
DarKrow	awww
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*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZero	LOC!
Locdog07	hr
Goku	Hi Loc
Locdog07	eey
DarKrow	LOC!
DarKrow	LOC!
[SOUND]
Locdog07	DK! DZ!
DarKrow	Read my story yet?
Locdog07	Goku
Locdog07	Uh.
Locdog07	Yeh.
Locdog07	Funny.
[Goku SOUND]
DarKrow	really?
Locdog07	Yeh
DarKrow	Thanx
Locdog07	I don't laugh at much though, so I didn't laugh. Sorry.
DarKrow	sa'right
DarkonZero	Well......I ought to be going.
DarKrow	Aww
DarKrow	Stay!
Locdog07	Bye DZ
DarkonZero	And I'm not Lembach.
DarKrow	Darkon Is Staying!
Locdog07	STAAAAAAAAYYY!
DarKrow	?
DarkonZero	Ok...I'll stay...SHEESH.
DarKrow	STAAAAAAAY-YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!
DarKrow	Darkon Is Staying!
DarKrow	Darkon Is Staying!
Locdog07	Did I send you spacegoblin.mov, DK?
DarKrow	no
DarkonZero	I'll be right back! OK.
* DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'.
DarkonZero	I'll be right back...really, I will!
DarKrow	and my connections too poor for it
* DarkonZero : 6,1 Food 6,16,0.6,0
Locdog07	oh
DarKrow	yeah
Locdog07	Anyone else not got spacegoblin.mov?
* DarKrow starts to fall asleep for some reason
Locdog07	hmm
Locdog07	I'm the space goblin
Locdog07	And I'm here to say
Locdog07	That when crossing the road
* DarKrow falls on his keyboard
Locdog07	You better look both ways
DarKrow	ghtybhb
Locdog07	huh
DarKrow	fgrdfrikl,,k.,/
* Locdog07 steals DK's charisma
DarKrow	Hey!
DarKrow	my charisma
Locdog07	It's not like you had much...
* Locdog07 gives it back
Locdog07	hejh
* DarkonZero is back with Starbursts.....and he tries to find sustinance from them.
* DarKrow eats DZ's Starbursts
DarkonZero	Here...have some.
* DarKrow eats all of DZ's Starbursts
Locdog07	Want some>?
DarkonZero	Loc....you want any?
DarKrow	urp
DarkonZero	I have more.....DK......you don't play well with others......that's what it says on your report card.
DarKrow	I play well
* DarKrow plays on the swings
DarkonZero	Not according to your report card.
* DarKrow falls off
DarKrow	OW!
* DarKrow slides on the sliding board
* DarKrow falls off
DarKrow	OW!
* DarKrow climbs the jungle gym
* DarKrow falls off
DarKrow	OW!
DarkonZero	You don't even play well by yourself.
DarKrow	uh
* DarKrow plays in the sand box
Locdog07	By or with?
* DarKrow falls off
DarKrow	OW!
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DarKrow	OW!
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow
Locdog07	uh..
DarKrow	jeez
DarkonZero	Loc......why did you go there?
Locdog07	Who knows
DarkonZero	sicko.
* DarKrow plays on the spring loaded animal things
* DarKrow falls off
DarKrow	OW!
* DarKrow plays on the monkey bard
DarKrow	-b +s
* DarKrow falls off
DarKrow	OW!
* DarKrow gives up and plays computer solitaire
Goku	anyone know the Tiny Toon Adventures eps, TMBGs sung on?
* DarkonZero remembers to days when he would look up when climbing up a slide's ladder and sees a girl wearing a skirt......oh, them were the days.
* DarKrow falls off
DarKrow	OW!
DarkonZero	Yup.....them days were good.
DarKrow	ow
* DarKrow listens to Purple Haze
Locdog07	That's Gypsy on crack
DarkonZero	DK is on a lolli high,
DarkonZero	, to.
Locdog07	Wheee!
DarkonZero	Loc is high on Beggin' Strips....
* DarKrow is high on Game Boy air
Locdog07	Hmm?
* Locdog07 goes on the swings and goes all the way round
* DarKrow listens to Rag Doll
DarkonZero	DK....you would.
Locdog07	hehehe
Goku	everyone ignored me :(
Locdog07	No, Goku
DarkonZero	Goku....I saw.....but didn't answer.
* DarKrow pays attention to Goku
Goku	no one knows!
DarKrow	i dunno
Locdog07	Someone wanna give me a push?
Goku	hehe and I don't feel like watching a whole TTA ep. if TMBG won't be on
* DarKrow pushes Loc off the swing and hops on
Goku	I haven't seen the ones with them yet
Locdog07	You don't know if you wanna give me a push?
Locdog07	TTA gets embarassing as you grow older, heheh.
DarkonZero	Very....
* DarKrow swings himself
Locdog07	ewww
DarKrow	hey
DarkonZero	DK!?!
DarKrow	what
DarkonZero	DK is a swinger.
DarKrow	I swing my self on the swing
Locdog07	I swing whenever I swing
Locdog07	Whenever I swing
* DarKrow sicks a Gila Monster on Loc
Locdog07	sik
DarKrow	whatever
DarkonZero	Sickos.
DarKrow	whatever
Goku	AGH! In Anime on SciFI they're having a discusion on how to pronounce POkémon
Goku	makeing me mad!
DarKrow	Poke-e-Mon
DarkonZero	PO-kay-mohn
DarKrow	Puke-a-mon
DarKrow	Suk-e-mon
Goku	heh the Jamacans don't like it?
DarKrow	What kind of name is Jigglypuff and Wigglytuff for a kids toy
Locdog07	....
DarkonZero	The movie is gonna be violent as hell.
DarKrow	Really!
DarkonZero	Mewtwo kills his creators.
Locdog07	Huh
DarKrow	Don't the japanese know what a jigglypuff is
DarkonZero	I'm gonna see it....I don't care what anyone says.
* Locdog07 frowns
Locdog07	When me and De saw the trailer for that movie we screamed and growled and yelled and got basically very scared.
DarkonZero	Well.....that's you.
Locdog07	And De
DarkonZero	Well...yes.
DarkonZero	Hey....everyone has other likes and dislikes.........and if I'm gonna be crucified for something like that.....then let it be.
*** DarKrow has quit IRC (Ping timeout for DarKrow[client-151-197-120-92.bellatlantic.net])
DarkonZero	Well.....now I can go.....
Locdog07	!
DarkonZero	Cause I'm not Lembach.
Locdog07	...
Locdog07	k
DarkonZero	Me! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Sep 19 14:29:23 1999
Session Start: Sun Sep 19 16:28:00 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '12http://www.deep13.org1 Better than SOLBase V4 guaranteed!'
*** Set by DarKrow on Sun Sep 19 13:38:33
* Goku throws the knife at CrazyHed
DarkonZero	OK.....
DarKrow	Goku, the room god wants you to make the sacrifice
DarkonZero	I am now tired of sending files through e-mail.
Timmyling	Welcome back, DZ.
DarKrow	WB
* DarKrow downloads Zelda DX
DarkonZero	If someone here wasn't afraid of being booted off.......then I won't have that problem.
DarkonZero	BUT THIS IS THE 3RD TIME!
* DarKrow hands the great knife to DZ
DarkonZero	MY COMPUTER LOCKED UP!
Timmyling	Jeez...
DarKrow	You must sacrifice CH42 for the god
DarKrow	<Mars> Yeah! I'm frickin' starving here!
Timmyling	Yes. He is in line for the next Holy Meal of Chaitafkaljf.
DarKrow	<Mars> Somebody start the hibatchi
* DarkonZero sacrifices Timmyling instead.....he knows my reason.
* DarKrow starts the Hibitchi
* DarKrow starts the Hibatchi
Timmyling	'Tis not my fault, o Mars one!
* DarkonZero now sacrifices CrazyHed42.
Timmyling	It has been DarkonZero's fauly, an nothing more. Besides, I've got no meat on my bones.
DarkonZero	There....HAPPY?
Timmyling	fauly?
Timmyling	fault.
* DarKrow helps DZ throw CH on the Hibatchi
DarKrow	<Mars> Relax
DarKrow	<Mars> I shall eat soon enough
Timmyling	Crazy Ass, you better be tender an' juicy for Big Daddy M.
* DarKrow grills CH42
DarkonZero	If my puter locks up again from sending another file........I....I.....DAMMIT!
* DarKrow sprinkles garlic and cayenne on CH
Cal-Crowe	heh
* DarKrow flips CH over
Timmyling	Why is it MY fault YOUR stupid puter crashed?!
* Cal-Crowe gets out the drinks
* DarKrow finishes and serves it to Mars
DarKrow	<Mars> OOH! Yummy!
* Cal-Crowe makes a peppercor ranch dipping sauce
DarKrow	6* Mars begins eating...
DarkonZero	Ling......it wouldn't crash if I could at least have sentn it a easier way than having to open anothe app.
DarKrow	<Mars> MMM
DarKrow	yum
Timmyling	<Mars> Yummy yummy yummy, I got newbie in my tummy, and I feel like eating hiiiim...
DarKrow	<Mars> Indeed
Cal-Crowe	I'll BBL
*** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (See ya!)
DarKrow	<Mars> Enjoy!
DarKrow	<Mars> I am satisfied
CrazyHed42	<Darkrow> I'm an ass!!!!!!!!!
DarkonZero	I'm not.
CrazyHed42	<Darkrow> I'm an ass!!!!!!!!!
CrazyHed42	<Darkrow> I'm an ass!!!!!!!!!
CrazyHed42	<Darkrow> I'm an ass!!!!!!!!!
CrazyHed42	<Darkrow> I'm an ass!!!!!!!!!
* DarKrow cuts DZ a piece of CH
DarkonZero	I knew it........CH knows us.
DarkonZero	GET HIM!
DarkonZero	THE SPY!
CrazyHed42	<Darkrow> I'm an ass!!!!!!!!!
CrazyHed42	<Darkrow> I'm an ass!!!!!!!!!
DarKrow	CH, you can be kicked for that
CrazyHed42	<Darkrow> I'm an ass!!!!!!!!!
CrazyHed42	<Darkrow> I'm an ass!!!!!!!!!
CrazyHed42	<Darkrow> I'm an ass!!!!!!!!!
CrazyHed42	<Darkrow> I'm an ass!!!!!!!!!
DarkonZero	And banned.
* DarKrow aims the kick ray at CH
Timmyling	Warm up the kicking ray!
* DarKrow squeezes the trigger
CrazyHed42	what does that mean?????
*** CrazyHed42 was kicked by DarKrow (6* DarKrow Fires)
DarkonZero	Let him fly.
DarkonZero	YAY.
Timmyling	It means you be kicked...d'oh.
DarkonZero	I know who he has to be.
Timmyling	Now ban his newbie ass.
DarkonZero	TS.
DarKrow	Red Dwarfs on tonite
DarKrow	No
DarkonZero	I suppose.
DarKrow	He's not TS
*** CrazyHed42 has joined #Deep13
DarKrow	He's just a newbie
CrazyHed42	ffffuuuuunnnnyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
DarKrow	i thought so
DarkonZero	Are you sure.....I saw that "A person" thing before.
Timmyling	<Mars> Set up the banning blockade, minions!
CrazyHed42	wha????????
DarKrow	BRB
* DarkonZero kicks CrazyHed42 a few.....hundred times.
Timmyling	Crazy Ass, you be mega crazie.
DarkonZero	Ling...BTW.....did you get the sound yet?
CrazyHed42	screw you ass hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* DarkonZero kicks CrazyHed42 a few.....hundred times.
* DarkonZero kicks CrazyHed42 a few.....hundred times.
* DarkonZero kicks CrazyHed42 a few.....hundred times.
CrazyHed42	ffffuuuuunnnnyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
CrazyHed42	ffffuuuuunnnnyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
CrazyHed42	ffffuuuuunnnnyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
CrazyHed42	ffffuuuuunnnnyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
Timmyling	I got it, DZ.
CrazyHed42	ffffuuuuunnnnyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
CrazyHed42	ffffuuuuunnnnyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
Timmyling	DK? You back yet? And could you please ban him?
DarkonZero	CrazyHed42 needs something.....what is it....oh yeah, a life.
Timmyling	And friends, let's not forget that.
CrazyHed42	that was so funny I forgot to Laugh......
Timmyling	That rebuttal was so old I forgot to wretch.
DarkonZero	You are so funny we did laugh.......
Goku	that's from brain damage Crazy
DarkonZero	Ku.....
Goku	yeah?
DarkonZero	Let's kick him.
DarkonZero	Just to annoy him.
Goku	he forgot to laugh cause of his brain damage
* DarkonZero kicks CrazyHed42 a few.....hundred times.
Goku	Oh I see
* Goku moves so fast he leaves an after-image where he stood..
Goku	Eraser Cannon!
* Goku opens his mouth and a kibeam flys toward CrazyHed42
* Goku reappears and serves CrazyHed42 over a net..
* Goku reappears on the otherside and serves him over the net..
* Goku reappears on the otherside.. 1"Zanzoken... 4VOLLEYBALL!" and spikes CrazyHed42 into the earth
Goku	Suma BOOMA!
* Goku rapidly fires blue kiballs at CrazyHed42 like a machiene gun, annihilating them and within 10 ft of them.
Goku	muhahaha
DarkonZero	Hehe....
* CrazyHed42 felling shunned
* DarkonZero hits CrazyHed42 with his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
Timmyling	You fell shunned?
Timmyling	Huh?
DarkonZero	Fell?
DarkonZero	Hmmmm...
DarkonZero	Let him.
Timmyling	Crazy Ass, you be even crazier at spellin', Sucka.
CrazyHed42	fealling shunned ass!!!!!
DarkonZero	Ok...the spelling has gotten worse.
DarkonZero	RUN!
Timmyling	It's F-E-E-L-I-N-G, Crazy Ass.
CrazyHed42	there is nothing to suck!!!!!!!!!!
DarkonZero	Wha...?
Timmyling	Not fealling or felling or falling or whatever your kind spell it as.
DarkonZero	CH42 must suck alot......for he is space!
Timmyling	Heh.
* CrazyHed42 feeling bad
DarkonZero	CH42 must be a Hoover......
CrazyHed42	wha??????
DarkonZero	Hoover vacuums....
Timmyling	Crazy Ass, you be craziest at not gettin' simple jokes. Foo'.
* DarKrow is back
DarkonZero	DK!
Timmyling	Hi DK. Kick and ban.
DarkonZero	Help us out.
Timmyling	Now.
DarKrow	no
Timmyling	Why not?
DarKrow	He's a relative
DarKrow	He's a relative
Timmyling	I see.
Timmyling	And that makes sense in what way?
DarkonZero	Ugh.....
DarKrow	And I kinda want him to learn how not to be a newbie
DarKrow	for his sake
* DarKrow puts on the simpsons
Timmyling	Well, the marathon of weird semi-good spelling "keybonics" (If you will) isn't a good sign if you want him to not be a newbie.
* CrazyHed42 ditto
DarkonZero	Hmmmm......
DarKrow	sigh
DarkonZero	Me being paranoid and all still says something is up.
DarkonZero	I'll figure it out later.
DarkonZero	Well.....I'm off again.....later all.
DarkonZero	Me! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Sep 19 16:51:23 1999
Session Start: Sun Sep 19 17:22:00 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '12http://www.deep13.org1 Better than SOLBase V4 guaranteed!'
*** Set by DarKrow on Sun Sep 19 13:38:33
DarkonZero	Me! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Sep 19 17:22:04 1999
Session Start: Sun Sep 19 18:20:13 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '12http://www.deep13.org1 Better than SOLBase V4 guaranteed!'
*** Set by DarKrow on Sun Sep 19 13:38:33
DarKrow	DZ!
DarkonZero	DK!
DarkonZero	BOZ
Timmyling	Hi DZ.
DarkonZero	!
DarKrow	Boz and I are talking Doom
DarkonZero	Doom>
Bozarth	doom
DarkonZero	> to ?
Cal-Crowe	heh, Doom3k
DarKrow	Doom
DarKrow	the 3d shoot 'em up game
DarkonZero	Hmmmm....
DarkonZero	Oh....
Bozarth	the sound of the launching was >KABOOM< AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
DarKrow	Boz,.try the level
DarkonZero	Man......I haven't played that game for a long time.......
Bozarth	I'm busy
Bozarth	I will though
Bozarth	later
* DarkonZero ponders on installing Doom again.
DarkonZero	Naw.
DarkonZero	It sucks.
Timmyling	Heh.
* Cal-Crowe punches Mars in the chest
Timmyling	Beating it 50 times (Well, Doom 2, anyways) kind of takes the flair out of the game.
DarkonZero	I played it a fw times in multipalyer........it's cool.
DarkonZero	Man......I think someone affected my spelling.
DarkonZero	Guiness perhaps.
Cal-Crowe	LOAF19?
DarkonZero	Oaf?
DarkonZero	Naw.
DarKrow	BRB (playtesting
* DarkonZero tries to work on his crappy webpage.
Cal-Crowe	Does anyone have Chips Challenge?
DarkonZero	No....
Cal-Crowe	I found a program that lets you re-write it
Cal-Crowe	you can make your own games
* DarkonZero will work on his webpage later.......which will be a few weeks from now.
Cal-Crowe	heh
DarkonZero	Man......I still need to find the BattleZone update....Red Odyssey.
Timmyling	I've put my website on hiatus...
Cal-Crowe	I'm working on mine
Timmyling	Finally.
DarKrow	Mine's ready
Cal-Crowe	My website is in Development Hell
DarKrow	but the server isn't
DarkonZero	I still haven't moved my site yet.
Cal-Crowe	my tripod site is still up but the sounds are bad
DarkonZero	From Xoom to Crosswinds......but for some reason I regret it.
Cal-Crowe	is xoom free?
DarkonZero	Yes.
Cal-Crowe	how many MB?
DarkonZero	Unlimited.
Timmyling	I'd go from endless ads to slow loading any day.
DarkonZero	Well.....
Cal-Crowe	Front Page friendly?
DarkonZero	All I got is the Xoombar at the top of my screen.
DarkonZero	Or page rrather.
Cal-Crowe	Do you use Front Page?
DarkonZero	I use Frontpage Express.
DarKrow	I use Visual Page
DarKrow	but I prefer Notepad
Cal-Crowe	xoom lets you use Front Page?
DarKrow	or rather TextPad
Cal-Crowe	does xoom have ads?
DarkonZero	But I'm learning HTML now...so I'm switching to CuteHTML.
Cal-Crowe	I use Front Page 2000
Timmyling	I use Composer...which is the easy way out.
DarKrow	I know all of HTML by heart except frames
DarKrow	cuz frames suck
DarkonZero	Xoom has ads at the top of your page...in the for of a bar.
Cal-Crowe	amen
Cal-Crowe	is xoom fast?
DarKrow	no
DarkonZero	It is sorta DK.
Cal-Crowe	on a scale of 1-10 how fast is it?
DarkonZero	Well for me it is.
Cal-Crowe	bye
*** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (See ya!)
DarkonZero	Ok....
DarkonZero	He left.
Timmyling	It's as fast as any for my super fast cable modem.
DarkonZero	Weird.
DarkonZero	Ugh.....don't start a homepage at www.homestead.com.......I almost did.
DarkonZero	It sucks.
DarkonZero	The loading time for most member pages are awful.
DarkonZero	Cause....most members are graphic intensive.
DarkonZero	They need all those nifty graphics.
DarkonZero	Ugh.....
DarkonZero	Well....one thing about Xoom I like....it's not Geocities.
Timmyling	Geoshitties is the epitemy of bad webpages.
DarkonZero	Yup...
DarkonZero	That's why I never made a site there.
DarKrow	I have a friend with a web server
DarkonZero	Xoom is my first server.......Crosswinds is my second. Crosswinds is Canadian based too.
DarKrow	so, that's where I have my site
DarKrow	www.electricstoat.com
DarkonZero	Well.....I will soon have my page at Crosswinds.
DarkonZero	Well some of it.
DarKrow	I used to be on Geocities, then Xoom, then Fortune City, now www.electricstoat.com
DarKrow	Fortune City is horrible
DarKrow	makes Geoshitties look like god
DarKrow	Really! They have this obscure address system, multi-image banners that f'd up my mouseover scripts and impossible loading times
DarkonZero	I'm thinking of actually paying for webpage service (once I get a credit card) at www.yourname.com
DarkonZero	I thinks that's the sevice.
DarkonZero	Hmmm....
* DarkonZero goes to see.
DarKrow	I wanted to be hosted by SOLBase
DarKrow	then I learned what a prick Lodoprick was
DarkonZero	No comment.
DarKrow	Anyone use Angelfire?
Bozarth	My brother did
DarKrow	how is it?
DarkonZero	I'm thinking of starting accounts on both Angelfire and Tripod.
DarKrow	Tripod
DarKrow	Tripod really sucks
Bozarth	it's ok....like tripod
DarkonZero	That's why Angelfire and Tripod are both own by Lycos.
DarkonZero	Ok...that's not why.
DarkonZero	own to owned
DarkonZero	Oh...it's nomonthly.com
DarkonZero	not yourname.com
DarKrow	Want some pretzels
DarKrow	Extra Dark
* DarKrow offers the pretzels
DarkonZero	.....
DarKrow	DZ?
DarkonZero	Nothing.....
* DarKrow makes a level in DoomEd 4.2
Timmyling	Hmm...
DarkonZero	There is one thing wrong with nomonthly.com.......you get way too many e-mail addresses.
DarkonZero	If you pay the monthly service.
DarkonZero	And another thing is their name.
DarkonZero	Like their Budget sevice.....it's $19.95 per month.....one-time setup fee of $9.95....20 e-mail addresses.......50MB webspace.......it's not bad....but....I dunno.
DarkonZero	Now.....20 e-mail addresses.....what would I do with those.....other than give them to others.
DarKrow	use them as Spam Traps
DarkonZero	All of them.....what a waste.
* DarKrow will BRB 14,15(2,15 drink 14,15)
* DarKrow is back
DarKrow	aaah
DarkonZero	WB
Timmyling	Huh.
* DarKrow waits for Red Dwarf
Bozarth	Well, it's cold outside, no kind of atmosphere...I'm still alone, more or less...let me fly, far away from here. fun....fun...fun....in the sun....sun....sun
Timmyling	...When it's cold outside, I've got the month of Maaaaaaayy...
DarKrow	I want to lie... shipwrecked and comatose... drinking fresh... mango juice
DarKrow	Goldfish shoals.... nipping at my toes...
Timmyling	And I guess, you'd say, what can make me feel this way?
Timmyling	My girl...
Timmyling	My girl...
Timmyling	My girl...
DarKrow	Fun... fun... fun...
Timmyling	Talkin' 'bout...
Timmyling	My girl.
Timmyling	My girl!
DarKrow	in the sun... sun... sun...
Timmyling	Whooooo!
DarkonZero	Shall I leave you guys to sing to each other.....or to Boz.
DarkonZero	. to ?
Bozarth	uh...don't sing to me
Timmyling	Heh.
* DarkonZero wishes that the Battle Zone addon mission pack was for free......
DarkonZero	I thought it was....damned thing cost $30.
DarkonZero	I don't have that cash....now,
DarkonZero	Well...I do.....but I got a CD I'm getting on Tuesday.
DarKrow	If I had 30 buck to burn i'd buy The Wall
* DarkonZero feels like fraggin' some folk.
DarKrow	All In All you're just another brick in The Wall
DarkonZero	Quake 2 anyone?
DarkonZero	Or Battle Zone?
DarkonZero	Or something.....
DarkonZero	Not DOOM though,
DarkonZero	, to .
DarKrow	If my connection was good I'd DM you
DarkonZero	Off to Heat.net then.
DarkonZero	My connection sucks...but I can still play.
DarkonZero	Hmmm.....
* DarkonZero ponders on checking Gamespy.
DarKrow	AAAAAAAAAAA!
DarKrow	NO RED DWARF!
DarKrow	NOOOOOOOO!
DarkonZero	D'oh!
* DarKrow smashes his head against the wall
DarKrow	SMEGGING SMEG!
*** TheCambot has joined #Deep13
DarKrow	hey Cam
TheCambot	Yo-yo, my cronies.
DarKrow	I'll kill those Smegheads at WHYY 12
TheCambot	Did anyone just watch that William H. Macy movie?
DarKrow	No
DarKrow	RED DWARF ISN'T ON TONIGHT!
DarkonZero	UT! Cam is knob.
DarKrow	WHY!
DarkonZero	PBS screwed you man.
TheCambot	Who, me?
DarKrow	AAAAAARRRGH!
DarKrow	AAAAAARRRGH!
DarKrow	ME!
TheCambot	I don't even know PBS.
DarKrow	Smeg
Timmyling	Hi Cam.
DarKrow	Smeg
DarKrow	Smeg
DarKrow	Smeg
*** DarKrow changes topic to 'SMEG!'
TheCambot	Hi Ling.
Timmyling	DK, calm down
Timmyling	!
DarKrow	I'll smegging calm down!
DarKrow	when I smegging feel like it!
DarKrow	you smeghead
TheCambot	Yeah, that's enough of stealing someone else's term as if it's funny, thanks.
DarKrow	aw
Timmyling	Heh.
DarkonZero	Well you pile of drek!
TheCambot	Grrrrr. I always watch whatever no one else watches. All of you just tell me in advance what you'll be watching for the week, so I can make plans and have something to talk about.
DarkonZero	I watch DBZ that's it.......
DarKrow	I plan to watch the 3rd Rock season premeire
DarKrow	and Family Guy Season Premiere
DarKrow	and that's it really
TheCambot	When is the Family Guy premiere?
DarKrow	Thursday, 9:00
TheCambot	Hurrah.
TheCambot	I hope it's still good.
DarKrow	It should be
* DarKrow goes to work on his book
TheCambot	I haven't seen any previews for it.
Timmyling	I don't watch anything except the Weather Channel every now and then.
Timmyling	And The Critic.
DarkonZero	Flloyd still getting to you Ling?
TheCambot	Why didn't anyone watch the frigging William H. Macy movie? It was funny.
DarkonZero	Cam.....
TheCambot	DZ...
DarkonZero	Did it occur to you that no one may not have known......
TheCambot	Read your TV Guide!
DarkonZero	And also...if they card to watch it.
TheCambot	Silly snuffbunny.
Timmyling	I don't get TV Guide.
DarkonZero	I don't have a TV Guide.
Timmyling	I don't get HBO and the likes.
TheCambot	You get something, I'm sure.
TheCambot	It was on TNT!
DarkonZero	Still.....
Timmyling	I get Cable Monthy or something like that.
TheCambot	So there.
Timmyling	TNT? The channel I would watch if I wanted to sleep and fast/
Timmyling	.
TheCambot	William H. Macy rocks, and he wrote and starred in it.
DarkonZero	Cam......again.........not most of us watch TV 24/7.
Timmyling	In what?
TheCambot	It was a noir COMEDY. That's like, something new.
Timmyling	Heh.
Bozarth	noir?
DarkonZero	A dark comedy.
DarkonZero	Ugh.
TheCambot	Actually, a lot of the movie sucked. But it had a few really great moments! So nya!
TheCambot	Dark comedies are the best kind of movie, you dweeb.
DarkonZero	I know...you knob.
Timmyling	Jeese, Cam. You're out on without a wing and a prayer and still you insist that we should have watched it.
TheCambot	Well...well...well...
TheCambot	B-- Um... Er...
TheCambot	B--
TheCambot	And--
TheCambot	Er--
Timmyling	Huh.
Bozarth	Should I try out that gag on Cam?
TheCambot	So, seen any good movies lately?
Bozarth	The FedEx guy gag
Timmyling	No.
DarKrow	THe last good thing on TNT was Pirates Of Silicon Valley
DarkonZero	I'm waiting to see "Animal Farm" or "Pirates of Silicon Valley"......
DarKrow	That was funny
DarKrow	Animal Farm looks good
Timmyling	Except for Sunset Blvd.
TheCambot	This was better than Silicon Valley.
DarkonZero	No.....Silicon Valley was better.
DarKrow	Anthony Michael Hall does a good Gates
Bozarth	i still think it's a good gag
DarKrow	"I want it." "But, it's Apple's" "I don't care. I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
TheCambot	I thought it was funny when Jobs got high.
DarkonZero	There goes that word again.....funny.
TheCambot	And I've never thought drug jokes were funny.
Timmyling	Heheh. "Everything is MOVING the way I want it TO! WHEEE!"
DarkonZero	Cam....you never look for substance......only laughs.
TheCambot	Is that a joke?
Timmyling	You ever see Sunset Blvd., Cam?
TheCambot	I think I get it.
TheCambot	I saw the play. Haven't gotten around to the movie yet.
Timmyling	See the movie.
DarkonZero	And look.....Cam is supposedly a film buff......but is not.
TheCambot	Thanks for speaking on my behalf, DZ, I appreciate it.
TheCambot	But next time, I'll do the talking, if you don't mind. Kay? Thanks, pal.
* Bozarth can't believe no one like his Fed Ex Guy gag
DarkonZero	Well.....the words have never been truer.
TheCambot	What Fed Ex guy gag?
DarkonZero	Boz.....
DarkonZero	Sign here.....Sagiutarius......ugh.
Bozarth	c'mon!
DarkonZero	Sagitarius even.
DarkonZero	That's a pun.....not a gag.
Bozarth	Would Scorpio be funnier?
TheCambot	Try Capricorn.
* Bozarth can't believe no one like his Fed Ex Guy pun
DarkonZero	It's ok.....but....you'll get a lot of "Ugh"'s.
Bozarth	I still think it's funnt
TheCambot	If I was a UPS guy, and you did that to me, I'd beat you to death with your package and run over your dog in my hulking truck.
TheCambot	FUNNT!
Bozarth	but it'd a Fed Ex guy
TheCambot	Oh.
TheCambot	Right.
DarkonZero	Well......hmmmm....I still don't think this is funny but......what if the guy drew a little stop sign........
DarkonZero	That's sorta of a gag.
Bozarth	stop sign?
TheCambot	That's worse, DZ.
TheCambot	Actually...
DarkonZero	"Sign" here.
TheCambot	I guess it's equal.
Bozarth	i guess it's worse
DarkonZero	I'm thinking here.....takes a bit to get something.
Bozarth	Maybe I should have a lot of things before it
Bozarth	birthday here, social security number here, eye color here....Sign here
DarKrow	De's on!
DarkonZero	A really dumb one is if the FedEx Guy said: Sign here, please. And the guy wrote "please" that's another dumb one.
Timmyling	O happy day.
TheCambot	DZ! That's the most terribly phrased statement.
TheCambot	<DarkonZero> A really dumb one is if the FedEx Guy said: Sign here, please. And the guy wrote "please" that's another dumb one.
Bozarth	Would that be better with all the questions before it
DarkonZero	Cam....you didn't have to repeat it.
TheCambot	Just look at it, and see how bad it is.
DarkonZero	But that's you.
Timmyling	Not to say that De coming on is bad, it's just not deserving of such an execution.
DarkonZero	I knew how bad it is...I wrote it.
TheCambot	And the guy wrote please and that's another dumb one and this concludes our broadcast day.
* DarKrow puts a cushion on the floor in preparation for De's arrival
DarkonZero	Well.....
Timmyling	Heh.
TheCambot	Also, you start out saying IS and go to WROTE.
TheCambot	That doesn;t make sense!
Bozarth	I'm gonna put the other questions in there
DarkonZero	Oh.....does anyone know of my experiment....it's off....De knows.....so.....oh well.
Bozarth	i think that makes sense
DarkonZero	I told her anyways.
DarkonZero	Cam's jealous of my comedy genius.
Bozarth	it wasn't even funny
DarkonZero	I know....
DarkonZero	I don't really care.
DarkonZero	Just to piss Cam off is good enough for me.
Timmyling	Heh.
Bozarth	This is the new pun: birthday here, social security number here, eye color here....Sign here
DarkonZero	Boz.....
DarkonZero	Ugh.
DarKrow	Would anybody like to read the in-progress second draft of my Star Trek parody?
TheCambot	I read the first draft.
DarkonZero	I'm a procrastinator......so later, I will.
Bozarth	You know what? When this movie gets made, Zodiac sign jokes will be the latest trend! I wil be a visionary!
DarkonZero	Ooooook.
TheCambot	The first draft had potential, but Loc was right when he said it needed more jokes, even though he said that before he read it.
TheCambot	Boz, you're gonna put this joke in your MTV movie?
DarKrow	Well the second draft fleshes out the back story
DarKrow	read
DarkonZero	The latest trend is finding pants that fit Delta Burke.
Bozarth	HEY! How dare you!
Bozarth	It's not an MTV movie
TheCambot	Heh.
Bozarth	I'm gonna make it better than that
TheCambot	Not if you put that joke in it, it isn't.
DarKrow	It's a Direct To Video movie?
DarkonZero	Delta Burke? You better.
Bozarth	definitely not
Timmyling	<Bozarth> It will be...a TNT movie! MWAHAHAHA!
TheCambot	Heh.
DarKrow	oh! A USA Original feature!
Timmyling	Heh.
DarkonZero	Ugh.....
TheCambot	A Sci-Fi Channel Original.
TheCambot	Dah!
TheCambot	USA is the same thing, and you beat me.
DarKrow	Like Breasts of Death
Bozarth	I will finish it, and as soon as I can, get it made
Timmyling	The ABC Saturday Afternoon Original Movie.
DarkonZero	The After School Special
TheCambot	The Odyssey Late-Night Filler Material Movie.
TheCambot	A UPN mini-series.
Timmyling	Heh.
DarkonZero	Something for MSNBC.
DarKrow	The Paramout Original Movie!
Bozarth	Let's who see who'll be laughing when my movie is a big success
DarkonZero	Ok.....we razzed on Boz enough.
Timmyling	A PBS Special Presentation.
DarKrow	Whaddya think Cam?
TheCambot	I haven't read it yet. I'm reading the firgging Scarlet Letter.
DarkonZero	A fart from Rush Limbaugh is a huge success.
DarKrow	Screw that!
TheCambot	Or at least I'm trying to, but certain people keep talking.
Bozarth	I'm starting to put a lot of satire in to it
TheCambot	Good, Boz.
DarkonZero	And the satire being>
DarKrow	Scarlett Letter....
DarkonZero	> to ?
TheCambot	Hey, Boz, BTW, I hope you're going to have one of your characters fornicate with an apple pie.
DarkonZero	.....
DarKrow	LOL!
DarKrow	hmmm
Bozarth	This sounds important [hand hold up a sign saying "Important plot point"]
DarkonZero	No....it'll be mincemeat.
DarKrow	maybe I'll add that to my Star Trek parody
Bozarth	Don't even bring up American Pie
TheCambot	How about British Pie?
TheCambot	Canadian Pie?
Bozarth	no
DarKrow	I can replace the part where the Captain is dancing in his underwear to "She's so Cold" By the Rolling Stones
TheCambot	Australian Pie?
DarkonZero	Romanian.
Timmyling	Guatemalen Pie?
TheCambot	Pi?
Bozarth	please shut up
DarKrow	3.141592654
TheCambot	Now that would be a good joke...fornicating with Pi.
DarkonZero	No it won't!
DarKrow	pretty neat trick too
DarKrow	How do you show somebody fornicating with an irrational number?
TheCambot	Well, it doesn't have to be shown.
DarKrow	Implied...
DarkonZero	That's even stupider than what I suggested.
DarKrow	k
TheCambot	It could be in dialogue. In one of those stupid Zucker movies.
DarKrow	How do you imply that somebody was fornicating with an irrational number?
Bozarth	I did put Cam in the movie...he works at the bowling alley
TheCambot	"What was that kid doing in there?" "Fornicating with Pi."
DarkonZero	.....
TheCambot	I do not work at the bowling alley.
DarkonZero	That was awful.
Bozarth	well, too bad
DarkonZero	Cam works in a hatchery.
DarKrow	Can I be in it?!
TheCambot	Am I funny, Boz?
DarKrow	Can I be in it?!
Bozarth	No..just like in real life :)
DarKrow	I'll put you in my Star Trek parody!
Bozarth	Sure DK
TheCambot	Alright, that's it.
DarKrow	PLEEEEEEESE!
Bozarth	HAHAHAHA
DarKrow	OK
TheCambot	We're taking this outside, Boz.
Bozarth	I think you are
TheCambot	I'll meet you at Schlotzky's.
DarKrow	I'll make you a red-shirt ensign who dies in a mutiny
Timmyling	Can I be in it? Like the guy who's buying a hot dog offscreen and the vendor says "Okay, goodbye, Mr. Ling."
Bozarth	You are actually pretty vital to the movie
Timmyling	Me?
TheCambot	I am?
Bozarth	yes
TheCambot	Heh.
Timmyling	D'oh.
TheCambot	Sorry, Ling.
Timmyling	I wanna be a plot point.
Bozarth	I can put you guys in it
DarKrow	Boz, youll be a red-shirt ensign who dies in a mutiny
TheCambot	Describe my part, Boz. You are letting me play myself, right?
TheCambot	What's my name, Boz?
DarKrow	Ensign Bozarth
Bozarth	You work at the bowling alley and tell me about the important bowling tourney which we win
TheCambot	Boz, am I going to be attractive? Can character actor Jeffrey Jones play me?
Bozarth	i'll see if I can get jeffery jones for ya
DarkonZero	Cam....Jenny Jones will play you.
TheCambot	Uh... sneezeKINGPIN! KINGPIN!
TheCambot	sneezeBOG LEBOWSKI! BIG LEBOWSKI!
Bozarth	you're name is John Ferret
TheCambot	Bog Lebowski?
TheCambot	Seriously, Boz?
TheCambot	That's really funny.
Bozarth	yeah
Timmyling	But...I WANNA BE A PLOT POINT, TOO!
TheCambot	John Ferret.
*** DarKrow is now known as BogLebowsk
Timmyling	HA!
Bozarth	Wanna be a hotel clerk?
Bozarth	no
Bozarth	A bowler
* DarkonZero is a nihlist.....he doesn't care.
Timmyling	No. I want the hotel clerk.
Bozarth	ok then
TheCambot	There aren't any jokes about my obsession with a certain person whose name starts with K, ends with E, and has ATI in the middle, is there?
BogLebowsk	Uh
TheCambot	Are there, that is.
Bozarth	no
TheCambot	Good.
BogLebowsk	Hi!
BogLebowsk	I'm the Bog Lebowsky
Timmyling	A bolwer? What's a bolwer gonna say? "Uh...that was a nice shot, Rick. Lemme see if I can get some bigger balls."
BogLebowsk	I got one!
BogLebowsk	no I don't
TheCambot	hehe.
*** BogLebowsk is now known as DarKrow
Bozarth	No, you'll be an enemy
TheCambot	Boz, give me some of my lines.
Bozarth	enemy bowler
Timmyling	Yeah, mine too.
DarKrow	What's the plot again?
TheCambot	sneezeKINGPIN! KINGPIN!
DarkonZero	If I were in this movie...I'd have me play myself.
Bozarth	I haven't written your part yet, ling
Bozarth	lemme go get it
DarKrow	And who Will I Be
DarKrow	What's the plot again?
TheCambot	This all sounds like something out of sneezeKINGPIN!
Timmyling	"I'll get you next time, (Insert name of main character here)! And your little dog, too! I'm off to get some bigger balls!"
DarKrow	stuff it Cam
TheCambot	Boz, show me the script so far. Right now, dammit.
* DarKrow falls asleep
* DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap...
DarkonZero	Please do not disturb me. If you have to, just mess with someone else...like Bob.
Bozarth	I'm writing it...not typing it
*** DarkonZero is now known as DZisAsleep
TheCambot	What are you going to do about that line in the credits about not having anything similar to any person, alive or dead?
Timmyling	"Well, maybe just a little."
TheCambot	Heh.
Bozarth	i don't know
TheCambot	Boz, call me and read it to me out loud.
* DarKrow plays Gameboy
TheCambot	Is my character a Communist?
TheCambot	I just want to make sure.
Bozarth	you don't really have funny lines
Bozarth	you work at a bowling alley
TheCambot	Do I at least try to be funny?
Bozarth	yeah
Bozarth	you mean in the script?
TheCambot	I'm perfectly willing to be the vehicle for all your bad jokes.
TheCambot	Yes, in the script.
Bozarth	you work in a bowling alley
TheCambot	You've said that several times.'
Bozarth	that should be enough
TheCambot	I'm confused...do I work in a bowling alley?
Timmyling	I'm a rival bowler. Nyah.
Timmyling	Not some loser who would WORK in a bowling alley.
TheCambot	Well, I needed the money.
TheCambot	It pays well.
TheCambot	And I get a free pair of shoes.
Timmyling	Well, I live just down the block, whereas you live 2 countys over. And I'm rich. Are you writing this down, Boz?
Bozarth	no
Timmyling	You mean I'm not rich?
Timmyling	Aww.
TheCambot	Is his name Rich?
TheCambot	Richie Rich?
Bozarth	Rich Link?
Bozarth	That could work
TheCambot	Weak Link?
TheCambot	Did you say Weak Link, Boz?
* TheCambot points at Ling and laughs.
TheCambot	Weak link!
Bozarth	Uh...DZ did
Timmyling	Huh.
TheCambot	Quiet, Weak Link.
*** TheCambot is now known as WeakLink
*** Timmyling is now known as TheCambot
TheCambot	Um...I'm an idiot. Yeah.
*** WeakLink is now known as Timmyling
* DZisAsleep is done taking a nap...
DZisAsleep	Hello there!
Timmyling	I'm a weak link. Yeah.
*** DZisAsleep is now known as DarkonZero
Timmyling	That was some short nap.
DarkonZero	Well....who's the weak link now?
Timmyling	A power nap?
DarkonZero	Ok...no one.
TheCambot	I want a cool name, like Iam Evil or Charles A. Vellan.
DarkonZero	Or Cam T Daumbass.
Timmyling	WHO'S THE WEAK LINK NOW, FATHER?! HUH?! HUH?! WHO'S...THE....WEAK...LINK...NOW?!
Bozarth	your name is John ferret
TheCambot	Sir Fauntleroy J. Muldoon of Yorkshire, III, esq.
Timmyling	No, that's Cam's name.
* Timmyling points.
TheCambot	Yeah.
DarkonZero	No...Cam T. Daumbass.
TheCambot	Heh.
Bozarth	I need some bowling team names
Timmyling	Is Timmyling the present tense of the verb Timmy?
TheCambot	No.
Timmyling	Timmyl
TheCambot	And why is there no space between The and Cambot? It's really stupid.
Timmyling	It is not.
TheCambot	Is too.
Timmyling	Shut up.
TheCambot	No.
Timmyling	Yes.
Bozarth	Darkon Zero would be a goos one, with a bunch of Goth guys in black
TheCambot	You can't make me.
Bozarth	good
Timmyling	Wanna bet?
TheCambot	Sure.
Timmyling	How much?
TheCambot	Wanna lose?
Timmyling	Not particularly.
DarkonZero	I knew I'd be the name of something.
TheCambot	The Springboards.
Timmyling	How much are we betting, Cam, or Ling, or Cam.
TheCambot	Or something.
Bozarth	if you don't wanna it's fine
Timmyling	Add a ?
TheCambot	Your name sucks, Cam.
TheCambot	I feel so dirty.
*** TheCambot is now known as Nobody
Bozarth	well
Timmyling	Yeah, well, I feel...all...itchy.
DarkonZero	DarkonZero is copyrighted.
Bozarth	so glad you guys want to help
Bozarth	it is?
Timmyling	Your handle is constricting.
Nobody	What? I said "The Springboards."
DarkonZero	Well not yet.
Timmyling	It suffocates me.
*** Timmyling is now known as TheCambot
Bozarth	I heard you
Bozarth	DarkonZero is copyrighted? By who?
Nobody	Yeah, well your name is like wearing garbage.
*** Nobody is now known as Timmyling
DarkonZero	By me...but not yet.
TheCambot	Your name is like wearing Kate Moss's girdle.
Bozarth	note to self: Copyright "DarkonZero: in a hurry
TheCambot	Sorry. I was at a loss for a comeback.
Timmyling	Huh.
DarkonZero	Boz....I'll let you use it.
Bozarth	cool
DarkonZero	So far I'm the only DarkonZero around.
DarkonZero	And I'd like it to be that way.
*** TheCambot is now known as JFerret
*** DarkonZero is now known as DBeaver
JFerret	The beaver?
DBeaver	And yes....that is my last name.
DarKrow	Ahh screw it
DarKrow	The Star Trek game for Game Boy sucks
*** DBeaver is now known as DarkonZero
JFerret	Spy's on.
*** JFerret is now known as TheCambot
DarKrow	So's De...
DarkonZero	I feel like buggin' De.
Timmyling	So my name is Rich Ling?
DarKrow	I feel like bugging you
DarkonZero	But I know she's busy doing something.
DarkonZero	So I won't.
TheCambot	No, Ling, it's Weak Link.
* DarKrow bugs DZ
* DarKrow pecks DZ
DarkonZero	......
Timmyling	No, it's Cam T. Dumass.
Timmyling	Or something.
DarkonZero	No....Daumbass
Timmyling	Ah.
TheCambot	"It's Doo-moss."
Bozarth	byew guys..gotta leave
*** Bozarth has quit IRC (<Timmyling> Boz can seperate #Deep13 and his real life sucessfully.)
TheCambot	Bayou guys?
Timmyling	Whatever you say, Johnny Ferr-arrr-arrr-arr-arr.
DarKrow	"The most loving parents and relatives commit murder with smiles on their faces. They force us to destroy the person we really are. A subtle kind of murder" -Jim Morrison
DarkonZero	A lot of "arrr"'s.
TheCambot	Hey! I don't call you by your real name, so you don't call me by mine!
Timmyling	You don't know my real name. All of it, anyways.
DarkonZero	Feel free to say my name.......
TheCambot	I do know your real name! Weak Link!
DarkonZero	It's public domain.
DarKrow	"The most loving parents and relatives commit murder with smiles on their faces. They force us to destroy the person we really are: a subtle kind of murder" -Jim Morrison
TheCambot	"Did someone say my name?" --Rushmore
*** DarKrow changes topic to '\"The most loving parents and relatives commit murder with smiles on their faces. They force us to destroy the person we really are: a subtle kind of murder" -J'
Timmyling	At least my last name doesn't sound like something that I wouldn't want to meet up with in the woods.
*** DarKrow changes topic to '"The most loving parents and relatives commit murder with smiles on their faces. They force us to destroy the person we really are: a subtle kind of murder" -Ji'
DarKrow	Awww
TheCambot	J said it.
*** DarKrow changes topic to 'SMEG!'
TheCambot	J. Ferret.
Timmyling	Jackass Ferret.
DarKrow	Jim Morrison
TheCambot	Weak Link.
Timmyling	Jackass Ferret.
DarKrow	Jim Morrison
TheCambot	Jim...Morrisey?
DarKrow	MORRISON!
DarKrow	MORRISON!
TheCambot	Morrisey?
TheCambot	Mosey?
TheCambot	Moses?
TheCambot	Moe?
DarKrow	Did you see the poster in Mikes apartment in 1013>
TheCambot	Ma?
DarKrow	Did you see the poster in Mikes apartment in 1013?
DarkonZero	Ok.....chaos has ensued.......but I don't like this chaos.
DarKrow	Did you see the poster in Mikes apartment in 1013?
DarKrow	"Spirits of Rock"
TheCambot	I hate Jim Morrison. I was making a short film and an actor turns up in a damned Jim Morrison T-shirt.,
TheCambot	He ruined it.
DarKrow	Jim Morrison was in the middle
TheCambot	I was on that poster.
DarKrow	Wha?!
DarkonZero	Well....once again.....I take leave. Leave come with me....now.
DarKrow	Dude, Jim is god man!
TheCambot	Godman?
DarkonZero	Later.....
Timmyling	Dude...Jim is a...god...man.
DarKrow	We should all worship him for the god he is
Timmyling	Bye DZ.
Timmyling	I think.
DarkonZero	Me! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Sep 19 20:08:01 1999
Session Start: Sun Sep 19 20:34:07 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'SMEG!'
*** Set by DarKrow on Sun Sep 19 20:07:34
DarkonZero	MANOS!
DarkonZero	DK!
DarkonZero	MARS!
DarkonZero	DZ!
DarKrow	WB DZ!
DarkonZero	Thankee.
DarKrow	Anybody got a GameBoy emulator?
DarkonZero	Did the Boz, Ling, Cam thing die off?
DarKrow	Anybody got a GameBoy emulator?
DarKrow	I need roms
DarkonZero	I don't have one DK.....soory.
DarkonZero	Sent has some.....but alas.
ManosV2	Hey, DZ...
DarKrow	anybody?
ManosV2	Hello.
DarKrow	Manos, you got a Game Boy emulator
ManosV2	Der, emulator?
DarKrow	yeah
DarKrow	You got one?
DarKrow	Manos?
ManosV2	Don't think so...
DarKrow	arrgh
ManosV2	Heehee...
ManosV2	"Got Milk? If so, you're a human, and we'll kill you."
ManosV2	- Futurama billboard ad.
DarKrow	All I have for my Game Boy emulator is Zelda DX, Monopoly, Pac-Man, and Star Trek
DarkonZero	DK.....do a seach.
DarKrow	i saw
DarkonZero	seach to search.
DarKrow	You're leaking coolant at an alarming rate
DarkonZero	Hehe....robot made movies.
DarKrow	The 3d is awsome
DarKrow	"I can't get it to work" -Leela
DarkonZero	Hehe....
DarkonZero	I miss Futurama...but not anymore.
ManosV2	?
DarkonZero	I used to work on Sundays.....and also when it was on Tuesdays.
DarKrow	You'll see
ManosV2	"Death to humans!" - Bender
DarkonZero	DEATH TO CAM!
DarkonZero	-Manos
ManosV2	Heehee.
* ManosV2 sees Katie on AOL IM.
DarkonZero	Hehe....
DarKrow	I gots to goes
DarKrow	Bye
DarkonZero	Bye.
*** DarKrow has quit IRC (BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
ManosV2	Bye...
DarkonZero	Man.....
DarkonZero	Why....
DarkonZero	Whay are we left alone?
DarkonZero	Whay to Why
* ManosV2 laughs at a Mac ref in Futurama.
DarkonZero	3 to 25 ft. tall?
ManosV2	?
DarkonZero	That's what Bender said about humans.
ManosV2	Heh! Bender's ogling at robot porn!
DarkonZero	Their judge is a Mac?
DarkonZero	Hehe.
ManosV2	Yep.
DarkonZero	Stupid putrid cowards?
DarkonZero	Hehe.....
ManosV2	"Damn right!"
DarkonZero	"Hey, you guys are good."
DarkonZero	How the hell do you do that?"
DarkonZero	-Bender
* DarkonZero wants Futurama sounds!
DarkonZero	I WANT THEM NOW!
ManosV2	Oh great. A movie combining sex and ice hockey.
* ManosV2 looks at his watch.
ManosV2	How long 'till Armageddon?
DarkonZero	I don't know.....sometime soon....when Cam comes back.
ManosV2	Ack... suffering some gas problems...
ManosV2	Eesh.
DarkonZero	Ugh.....
DarkonZero	Fart.
DarkonZero	Try to.
ManosV2	Already did.
DarkonZero	But don't push too hard....or it'll be chunky.
ManosV2	I'm also experiencing heavy breathing and a mysterious headache.
DarkonZero	Hmmmm.......
DarkonZero	Manos......man, you better get medicine.
ManosV2	Yeh...
DarkonZero	Or fat again.
DarkonZero	fat to fart
ManosV2	Just did.
* DarkonZero realizes that he burps alot.
ManosV2	Heavy burping also happens.
DarkonZero	Hmmmm....
ManosV2	Without the urp noises.
DarkonZero	Hmmmm...
ManosV2	NOT good.
DarkonZero	Hmmmm....
DarkonZero	You better get something my friend.......it sounds like diarreah.
ManosV2	Explain the headache and heavy breathing. Cripes.
DarkonZero	The gas......
ManosV2	I had a case of bronchitis many months ago.
ManosV2	That somehow went away.
DarkonZero	Hmmmm.....get yourself checked out soon.
ManosV2	Yep.
DarkonZero	Get better man.
ManosV2	Thanks. It'll be a while.
DarkonZero	Yeah.....
ManosV2	I have a birthday coming up this Wednesday, too.
DarkonZero	Man....I wish I could be of more help.
ManosV2	I don't wanna be in bed all day cuz of this.
DarkonZero	And Happy early Boithday!
ManosV2	Thanks. I won't be online Wednesday, too.
ManosV2	:)
DarkonZero	Man.....I'm your friend.......I'll see ya on Thursday then....hehe.
ManosV2	Or Thursday.
ManosV2	Hehe.
DarkonZero	Hehe....
DarkonZero	Oh well....Friday?
ManosV2	Yep.
ManosV2	I'm going to bed. See 'ya.
* Sound request: can't find '707tkoff.wav'
[ManosV2 SOUND]
DarkonZero	Bye.
*** ManosV2 has quit IRC ("Death to humans!")
DarkonZero	Me! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Sep 19 21:18:45 1999
Session Start: Sun Sep 19 21:53:26 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'SMEG!'
*** Set by DarKrow on Sun Sep 19 20:07:34
DarkonZero	Me! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Sep 19 21:53:33 1999

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