| Session Start: Sat Sep 11 12:49:48 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Blair Witch Project Special Edition. Includes more shots of male chest hair, and more screams of "TURN THE CAMERA OFF! TURN THE F**KING CAMERA OFF!!!!!!!!!"' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Sat Sep 11 10:23:27 | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
|---|---|---|
| DarkonZero | Doing! | |
| DarkonZero | Doing! | |
| TheCambot | Oh! | |
| TheCambot | Hey! | |
| DarkonZero | HEY! | |
| TheCambot | Watch this, it's funny: http://www.eonline.com/shared/Eonline/Hot/Features/Blairwitch/Clips/city_walk.mov | |
| DarkonZero | Me will later. | |
| TheCambot | Well. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....what? | |
| TheCambot | Nothing. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| *** MSTManos has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | MANOS! | |
| MSTManos | Hello, folks. | |
| DarkonZero | What up! | |
| * DarkonZero cringes about what he just said. | ||
| TheCambot | Manos. | |
| TheCambot | Manos, watch this: http://www.eonline.com/shared/Eonline/Hot/Features/Blairwitch/Clips/city_walk.mov | |
| TheCambot | It's funny stuff. | |
| MSTManos | Uh, okay. | |
| DarkonZero | It is not funny. | |
| TheCambot | It is so! | |
| TheCambot | It doesn't get funny until towards the end, though. | |
| TheCambot | So don't turn it off. | |
| TheCambot | Three filmmakers get lost in a parking lot. That's funny/ | |
| *** MeltingMan has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | IMM! | |
| MeltingMan | Hi ho! | |
| DarkonZero | No...getting hit by a parked car is funny. | |
| DarkonZero | Getting lost in a parking lot isn't funny. | |
| MeltingMan | Losing a parking lot is funny. | |
| MSTManos | Hey there, IMM. | |
| MeltingMan | Heya. | |
| DarkonZero | Getting into someone else's car is funny. | |
| * MSTManos cowers at the site of Busta Rhymes... | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| MSTManos | site = sight | |
| DarkonZero | Why? | |
| MeltingMan | Um...unless they're carjacking you. | |
| TheCambot | IMM. | |
| TheCambot | Look at this, IMM: http://www.eonline.com/shared/Eonline/Hot/Features/Blairwitch/Clips/city_walk.mov | |
| MSTManos | He's wearing a weird-looking yellow suit. | |
| TheCambot | It's funny. | |
| DarkonZero | IMM....don't. | |
| TheCambot | Shut up, DZ! It is too funny! | |
| MeltingMan | Oh....I think I know what it's gonna be. | |
| TheCambot | I mean, you won't die laughing, but it's pretty humorous. | |
| TheCambot | It's one of many short films sent into E Online's "Scary Little Movie" contest. | |
| TheCambot | Only this is a parody. | |
| TheCambot | Three filmmakers get lost in a parking lot. | |
| DarkonZero | Oooh......lost in a paking lot. | |
| DarkonZero | how funny is that. | |
| DarkonZero | . to ? | |
| MeltingMan | Pake, pake, pake. | |
| MeltingMan | It's too big for my slow connection today. | |
| * DarkonZero should have realized to put 2 copies of Transformers: The Movie on reserve. | ||
| DarkonZero | D'OH! | |
| * MeltingMan just watched a film called "Dead Alive".....about dead people...only they're alive. Or something. | ||
| TheCambot | Dead Alive! | |
| TheCambot | I've seen that. | |
| TheCambot | Wait...actually, I don't think I have. | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah....it's pretty funny. | |
| TheCambot | I know what it is, though. | |
| MeltingMan | It's the one with the zombie baby | |
| TheCambot | Yeah. I don't think I've actually seen it. | |
| TheCambot | I'm sure I've pretended I've seen it on many occasions. | |
| DarkonZero | Zombie baby.....that's "It's Alive". | |
| MeltingMan | Well...rent it sometime...that one and "Dawn of the Dead" | |
| TheCambot | Heard of that too. | |
| TheCambot | Is it funny? | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah....it's also pretty scary, IMO | |
| MeltingMan | But cheesy by today's standards. | |
| TheCambot | How come Willy Wonka didn't have a Wonkamobile? | |
| DarkonZero | ...... | |
| DarkonZero | EVIL DEAD ROCKS! | |
| DarkonZero | WATCH IT! | |
| TheCambot | I mean, it just seemed like that movie should have had something called a Wonkamobile. | |
| TheCambot | Willy Wonka, that is. | |
| MeltingMan | Evil Dead II rocks. Evil Dead is a little stupid. | |
| MeltingMan | Well...so is Evil Dead II, actually | |
| TheCambot | I was about to say... | |
| MeltingMan | But Evil Dead II is funnier. | |
| TheCambot | Someone did a MSTing of Evil Dead 2. And there's three or four script sites that list as an actual show transcript. | |
| TheCambot | Even Script-O-Rama. | |
| MeltingMan | A lot of people have MSTed that one. | |
| TheCambot | Ticks me off. | |
| MeltingMan | I think | |
| DarkonZero | ARMY OF DARKNESS RULES! | |
| TheCambot | But there's this one MSTing that a lot of people think is a REAL episode. | |
| MeltingMan | Still...I like Dawn of the Dead better than any of Sam Raimi's trilogy. | |
| MeltingMan | Even though the special effects kinda suck | |
| TheCambot | Who wants good special effects? | |
| TheCambot | Not me. | |
| TheCambot | Buck Henry movies are funny. | |
| DarkonZero | IMM.....Ramero fan, eh? | |
| MeltingMan | Oh...don't get Dawn mixed up with "Day of the Dead"....that one kinda sucks. | |
| MeltingMan | Well...I didn't like "Day" | |
| MeltingMan | Although it had it's moments. | |
| TheCambot | Buck Henry movies are funny. | |
| MeltingMan | Heh heh | |
| TheCambot | I especially like that one with Ryan O'Neal and Barbra Streisand... | |
| DarkonZero | Cam.....we are talking horror movie..and you keep going on about funny crap. | |
| TheCambot | You think? | |
| DarkonZero | Do you? | |
| TheCambot | Never. | |
| *** Bozarth has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | BOZ! | |
| MeltingMan | Heya Boz. | |
| Bozarth | hi all | |
| TheCambot | That was a funny exchange of dialogue. | |
| TheCambot | <DarkonZero> Cam.....we are talking horror movie..and you keep going on about funny crap. | |
| TheCambot | <TheCambot> You think? | |
| TheCambot | <DarkonZero> Do you? | |
| TheCambot | <TheCambot> Never. | |
| MeltingMan | George Romero or Sam Raimi, Boz? | |
| TheCambot | I'm gonna use that. | |
| Bozarth | Pass | |
| MeltingMan | Heh heh | |
| DarkonZero | I'm a fan of both directors. | |
| DarkonZero | As with barker. | |
| MeltingMan | Bob Barker? | |
| DarkonZero | Clive. | |
| TheCambot | Bob Burden? | |
| DarkonZero | Used to be a Bob Barker fan..... | |
| MeltingMan | Until he stopped dying his hair? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah..... | |
| MSTManos | Oh, hello Boz. | |
| TheCambot | Bob Barker should make a horror movie. Even if it was cliched or something. It would make millions of dollars just because it would be Bob barker making a horror movie. | |
| Bozarth | nice of you to notice | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| MeltingMan | Someone could guess the wrong price on a blender...and then he could chop them up in it. | |
| * DarkonZero : 6,1 Wake up his dad. 6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| MSTManos | I'm off. | |
| TheCambot | Noooo! No Price Is Right references! | |
| MSTManos | Bye. | |
| TheCambot | Just a run-of-the-mill teen slasher! | |
| MeltingMan | Oh and I didn't like the remake of "Night of the Living Dead" at all. | |
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| * Sound request: can't find '707tkoff.wav' | ||
| [MSTManos SOUND] | ||
| *** MSTManos has quit IRC (*evil grin*) | ||
| TheCambot | I leave now. | |
| Bozarth | bye | |
| *** TheCambot has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Nine Inch Nails'14,16,0:6,04,1"Starf*ckers, Inc."4,1 | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| DarkonZero | Room getting larger. | |
| * DarkonZero goes into the bathroom. | ||
| MeltingMan | Not right here! | |
| MeltingMan | Oh....into | |
| DarkonZero | [From bathroom] Hey.....I'm in the bathroom. | |
| DarkonZero | Did ya know we had a bathroom. | |
| DarkonZero | De showed some of us last night. | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| DarkonZero | [From bathroom] Well......back to my business. | |
| MeltingMan | No.....I don't go to the bathroom....I just melt and hope nobody notices what I'm really doing. | |
| DarkonZero | [From bathroom] Hmmm...hmmmm.....hmmmm. | |
| DarkonZero | [From bathroom] DAMN!\ | |
| DarkonZero | [From bathroom] Lalala...... | |
| DarkonZero | [From bathroom] WOO! | |
| DarkonZero | [From bathroom] FLUSH! | |
| * MeltingMan wanders afk | ||
| * DarkonZero leaves the bathroom. | ||
| DarkonZero | I wpuldn't go in there for a few days if I were you. | |
| *** Bozarth has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Bozarth[qb2-53.adams.net]) | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm...... | |
| DarkonZero | Shall we leave? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm leavin'. | |
| DarkonZero | Bye. | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Sat Sep 11 13:36:23 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Sat Sep 11 14:05:43 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Blair Witch Project Special Edition. Includes more shots of male chest hair, and more screams of "TURN THE CAMERA OFF! TURN THE F**KING CAMERA OFF!!!!!!!!!"' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Sat Sep 11 10:23:27 | ||
| * MeltingMan can't get sick at that sort of thing...for he just saw "Dead Alive" which features a couple of rotting zombies going at it. | ||
| Cal | howdy DiZzy! | |
| DeRaptor | Heya Darkon. | |
| * DeRaptor chuckles. | ||
| teenMSTie | or*gan (noun) | |
| DarkonZero | Heelo....? | |
| teenMSTie | [Middle English, partly from Old English organa, from Latin organum, from Greek organon, literally, tool, instrument; partly from Old French organe, from Latin organum; akin to Greek ergon work -- more at WORK] | |
| teenMSTie | First appeared before 12th Century | |
| teenMSTie | 1 a archaic : any of various musical instruments; especially : WIND INSTRUMENT | |
| teenMSTie | b (1) : a wind instrument consisting of sets of pipes made to sound by compressed air and controlled by keyboards and producing a variety of musical effects -- called also pipe organ | |
| teenMSTie | (2) : REED ORGAN | |
| teenMSTie | (3) : an instrument in which the sound and resources of the pipe organ are approximated by means of electronic devices | |
| teenMSTie | (4) : any of various similar cruder instruments | |
| teenMSTie | 2 a : a differentiated structure (as a heart, kidney, leaf, or stem) consisting of cells and tissues and performing s | |
| MeltingMan | Geez, teen! | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| * DeRaptor shakes her head. | ||
| * DarkonZero head for the bathroom....again. | ||
| * DarkonZero enters bathroom. | ||
| * teenMSTie knocks on the bathroom door. | ||
| * DarkonZero locks bathroom door. | ||
| teenMSTie | Are you done yet? | |
| MeltingMan | You don't mean use your head for a bathroom, then? | |
| * DeRaptor sticks pieces of paper under the bathroom door for no reason. | ||
| DarkonZero | [From bathroom] no. | |
| teenMSTie | I have to drop the kids off at the pool! | |
| DeRaptor | d'oh! | |
| DarkonZero | [From bathroom] HEY! | |
| * teenMSTie shoves dirty magazines under the door. | ||
| DarkonZero | [From bathroom] HEY! | |
| * DeRaptor sticks her turkey wing under the door. | ||
| * DeRaptor pulls it out and runs away. | ||
| DarkonZero | [From bathroom] Uh...... | |
| * teenMSTie shoves an elephant under the door. | ||
| DarkonZero | [From bathroom] ....uh | |
| DarkonZero | [From bathroom] WHAT THE FRICK! | |
| * teenMSTie gets the key to the door. | ||
| * superspy sends snakes under the door | ||
| DarkonZero | [From bathroom] Ok......you can stop shoving stuff under the door..... | |
| * teenMSTie sprays air freshener under the door | ||
| superspy | [from outside] no | |
| DarkonZero | [From bathroom] The animals don't like it much. | |
| * MeltingMan growls at a commercial calling Nickelodeon's Franklin "America's favorite turtle"...and considers writing a script for "Gamera vs. Franklin" | ||
| DarkonZero | [From bathroom] HEY.....air freshener....cool. | |
| * DarkonZero flushes..... | ||
| DeRaptor | heehee. | |
| * DarkonZero exits bathroom. | ||
| DarkonZero | WOO! | |
| superspy | jeez! | |
| Cal | HOO! | |
| DeRaptor | Hey, is my pet elder god still in there? | |
| * teenMSTie runs in the bathroom reel quick | ||
| superspy | it smells like you've got animals in there! | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...he's in there......dead though. | |
| MeltingMan | Or zombified? | |
| DarkonZero | One of the 2. | |
| * teenMSTie looks at dirty pictures of Mrs. Hargrove. | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DarkonZero | TEEN! | |
| * Cal logs DZ's bathroom adventure | ||
| DarkonZero | I logged it....and made plenty of logs...in there..... | |
| MeltingMan | And you're going on about being queer, teen!? | |
| superspy | DZ! | |
| MeltingMan | Mrs. Hargrove is Popeye in Drag | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| superspy | that's sick | |
| DarkonZero | What did I say? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh....sorry. | |
| DeRaptor | ewww... | |
| * DarkonZero forgot to wash his hands and waves his hand in front of Cal. | ||
| DeRaptor | Wait.. | |
| DarkonZero | Does this bother you.... | |
| * DeRaptor looks up. | ||
| Cal | ack! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not touching you. | |
| DeRaptor | You killed my elder god?! | |
| * Cal faints | ||
| * Cal falls down | ||
| DarkonZero | I didn't kill him.....the smell did. | |
| DeRaptor | Well...geesh! | |
| DarkonZero | You haven't cleaned in there since whenever. | |
| DeRaptor | Poor little Cthulhuling... | |
| * MeltingMan wonders if zombies have to go to the bathroom. | ||
| * Cal wakes up | ||
| DeRaptor | Seeing as he's used to living in the primal slime at the bottom of the ocean, that musta been one hecka a smell. | |
| * teenMSTie looks under Melt Man's matress and finds a book titled "Torgo in 18 erotic poses" | ||
| * DarkonZero gets De another Cthulhuling, | ||
| DarkonZero | There better. | |
| MeltingMan | teen....don't start with me. | |
| * Cal rubs his claw on a hamdinger and wipes it on DZ's face | ||
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| * teenMSTie looks under DZ's matress and finds a book titled "Torgo in 18 erotic poses" | ||
| DarkonZero | HAMDINGER...ECK! | |
| Cal | mwa ha ha ha | |
| DarkonZero | Teen....that's your book. | |
| Cal | BRB | |
| teenMSTie | I got it at a garage sale. | |
| DarkonZero | Andd why is it under my mattress. | |
| teenMSTie | You can have it. | |
| DeRaptor | ewww! Who the heck would PUBLISH that? | |
| DarkonZero | I don't want it. | |
| DarkonZero | De can have it. | |
| teenMSTie | De let me have it for a buck 50 | |
| teenMSTie | It was her garage sale. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.......it was De's, eh? | |
| MeltingMan | De has a garage? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| DeRaptor | d'oh, gotta go. | |
| DeRaptor | And I DID NOT buy that book. | |
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Arrivaderchi, sad, strange little peoples...) | ||
| DarkonZero | Teen.....look what you did. | |
| teenMSTie | She didn | |
| teenMSTie | er | |
| teenMSTie | She didn't bbuy it. | |
| teenMSTie | She sold it to me. | |
| teenMSTie | I'll give it to some canadians. | |
| MeltingMan | teen....are you drunk? | |
| Cal | baq | |
| DarkonZero | Well....we shall apologize to De, if she comes back. | |
| Cal | DAH! | |
| DarkonZero | Right, teen. | |
| Cal | The words "Torgo" and "erotic" should NEVER be in the same sentance!!! | |
| teenMSTie | Hmm ... this book isn't bad | |
| teenMSTie | I'll be in my room | |
| Cal | WHAT? | |
| Bozarth | Or paragraph | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh..... | |
| Cal | how about a page | |
| *** teenMSTie has quit IRC (oh, wow. Those have to be fake!) | ||
| Cal | DAH! | |
| Cal | teen's whacking off while reading | |
| *** Timmyling has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Cal | howdy | |
| Timmyling | Hi there. | |
| superspy | crap | |
| *** superspy has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| Cal | hmmm | |
| DarkonZero | LING! | |
| Timmyling | HI THERE! | |
| MeltingMan | Hiya Timmyling....you just missed TeenMSTie ogling Torgo and his knees. | |
| Timmyling | Ewww. | |
| DarkonZero | T'was weird. | |
| MeltingMan | I think teen's been smoking some bad stuff. | |
| DarkonZero | Real bad.... | |
| Timmyling | I can remember when he cut off some imaginary breasts and treated them like frisbees...ewww... | |
| Cal | heh | |
| Cal | I played hockey with them | |
| Cal | then skeet shooting... | |
| DarkonZero | What the hell? | |
| DarkonZero | WHERE IS THIS CONVO GOING? | |
| MeltingMan | You don't shoot guy's named Skeet like I do? | |
| Cal | then I played fetch with it | |
| Timmyling | Okey, that's enough. | |
| Timmyling | Memories may be like the corner of your mind, but it's getting a little sick. | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah......Darkon and Cal have teenMSTie's horrible disease. | |
| Cal | No i do not!!!1 | |
| DarkonZero | Nor do I! | |
| Timmyling | Yeah. We got no time for the jibba-jabba. | |
| Cal | I'm Calvin-Crowrish | |
| DarkonZero | I'm Zero-ish. | |
| MeltingMan | Whoa ho! Gotta go! bbl | |
| DarkonZero | Bye! | |
| *** MeltingMan has quit IRC (IncredibleMeltingMan melts away) | ||
| Cal | there's no teenish in my lubrictaion | |
| DarkonZero | ...... | |
| DarkonZero | Lubrication? | |
| Timmyling | Man, they've been dropping like flies since I came in. | |
| Cal | Well, since I'm a robot, i don't have blood... | |
| Cal | I guess lubrication........nevermind | |
| DarkonZero | After teen and I said something, De abruptly left. | |
| DarkonZero | Her final words were... | |
| DarkonZero | <DeRaptor> And I DID NOT buy that book. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm..... | |
| DarkonZero | I might apologize for what I said....just to be sure. | |
| DarkonZero | might to will | |
| Timmyling | Didn't buy what book? | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| DarkonZero | "Torgo in 18 erotic poses" | |
| Timmyling | EWWW! | |
| Cal | heh | |
| DarkonZero | Here's what teen and I said. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait. | |
| Cal | in full color | |
| Cal | it's a pop-up book too | |
| Timmyling | NO! | |
| Bozarth | ewww | |
| Cal | hehheh | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> Teen....that's your book. | |
| DarkonZero | <Cal> BRB | |
| DarkonZero | <teenMSTie> I got it at a garage sale. | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> Andd why is it under my mattress. | |
| DarkonZero | <teenMSTie> You can have it. | |
| DarkonZero | <DeRaptor> ewww! Who the heck would PUBLISH that? | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> I don't want it. | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> De can have it. | |
| DarkonZero | <teenMSTie> De let me have it for a buck 50 | |
| DarkonZero | <teenMSTie> It was her garage sale. | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> Oh.......it was De's, eh? | |
| DarkonZero | <MeltingMan> De has a garage? | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> Hmmmm..... | |
| DarkonZero | <DeRaptor> d'oh, gotta go. | |
| DarkonZero | <DeRaptor> And I DID NOT | |
| DarkonZero | Oh....she had to go.....ooops. | |
| DarkonZero | I thought it was something we said. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well. | |
| Bozarth | she was joking | |
| DarkonZero | I'm must be blind. | |
| Timmyling | Yeah, you get that impression. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well..... | |
| DarkonZero | No need to apologize then. | |
| DarkonZero | CAL! | |
| DarkonZero | YOU STARTED IT! | |
| DarkonZero | No....it wa teen. | |
| DarkonZero | wa to was | |
| DarkonZero | Heelo..... | |
| Cal | Wha? | |
| DarkonZero | Anybody.... | |
| DarkonZero | Oh. | |
| * Cal slaps DarkonZero around a bit with a large trout | ||
| DarkonZero | OWIEE! | |
| * Bozarth wants the phrase "erotic Torgo" or any facsimilie thereof stricten from being typed in #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | What about our minds? | |
| DarkonZero | It's tuck in there. | |
| DarkonZero | tuck to stuck | |
| DarkonZero | Labotomy? | |
| Bozarth | death | |
| DarkonZero | I'll go with labotomy | |
| DarkonZero | Death is too extreme | |
| DarkonZero | Well....later all.....I goota go. | |
| DarkonZero | Going out. | |
| DarkonZero | With friends. | |
| Cal | buy | |
| Timmyling | Bye DZ. | |
| Cal | from outer space | |
| DarkonZero | Cal.....wrong word. | |
| DarkonZero | buy? | |
| Cal | from gay land | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
| DarkonZero | Latre. | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Sat Sep 11 14:35:54 1999 | ||
Generated by irclog2html.py 2.12.1 by Marius Gedminas - find it at mg.pov.lt!