| Session Start: Sun Aug 29 12:03:53 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'It was a dark and stormy night in #Deep13... ' | ||
| *** Set by Mars on Sat Aug 28 23:28:11 | ||
| Timmyling | It seems to be on a teeter-totter. Cam goes up, Boz goes down. | |
|---|---|---|
| Timmyling | Heyas DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey all.... | |
| superspy | hi dz | |
| Timmyling | So you see, Cam, we were doing good for you. | |
| Timmyling | You're still inviting her in, right? | |
| Timmyling | Silence. | |
| TheCambot | Huh? | |
| TheCambot | Oh, yeah. | |
| TheCambot | I figure she has to come in now, to see you all again. | |
| * superspy has to go | ||
| DarkonZero | Well....I was excluded that last time. | |
| TheCambot | Of course, now she's going to ask about how you found out who she was. | |
| Timmyling | But she said that she somewhat knows of us, vaugely. Are you telling her of #Deep13 and its people? | |
| TheCambot | Spy?! | |
| superspy | just wanted to find out what happened with our little stalker | |
| TheCambot | You just got here! | |
| DarkonZero | Later spy. | |
| Timmyling | Bye then/ | |
| Timmyling | . | |
| superspy | jeez, don't take it so personally cam | |
| TheCambot | A little, Ling. | |
| superspy | I was in here for a good 4 hours last night | |
| TheCambot | Well, I was here for longer. | |
| TheCambot | So nyaaaa. | |
| superspy | I'll probably be back later | |
| * superspy hugs thecambot | ||
| Timmyling | Yah! | |
| TheCambot | Okay. | |
| TheCambot | I'll be waiting. | |
| *** superspy has left #deep13 | ||
| TheCambot | So what if she asks about it? | |
| Timmyling | We've already explained that you talk about her. | |
| Timmyling | To Katie, that is. | |
| TheCambot | Hmmm. | |
| Timmyling | We've already explained to Katie that you talk about her. | |
| TheCambot | You did? | |
| Timmyling | But it wasn't that big of a deal. | |
| Timmyling | We acted casually. | |
| TheCambot | First I've heard. | |
| TheCambot | Oh well. | |
| Timmyling | I didn't speak with Katie. | |
| TheCambot | Then...? | |
| Timmyling | People did. | |
| TheCambot | Well, you said we, and I thought...never mind. | |
| Timmyling | "We" as in the people that were talking to Katie, as in #Deep13rs. | |
| DarkonZero | Except me... | |
| TheCambot | But anyway, I told her that I didn't know how they found her handle. I said that someone was on AIM at the same time, which was true, and that maybe I had casually mentioned her handle and not remembered it. | |
| Timmyling | No, it wasn't that. | |
| Timmyling | Her handle was fairly obvious. | |
| TheCambot | Yeah! Maybe I said her name in here. That's not too weird at all. | |
| * Bozarth is away making a Heavyweights sound scheme for ICQ | ||
| TheCambot | I said that I had introduced her and Danny as I thought they would be coming in. | |
| Timmyling | It's like me using the nick "jlnk" or Boz using "ABozarth." | |
| TheCambot | Heavyweights? Why, Boz? I love that movie, but it's not like a favorite or anything. | |
| Bozarth | Cause it's funny | |
| Bozarth | and we rented the movie | |
| TheCambot | Use all ben Stiller sounds, of course. | |
| Bozarth | That movie is hilarious | |
| TheCambot | He was just as funny in that as in Mystery Men. | |
| Bozarth | Lars! | |
| TheCambot | I can't even remember his lines...there was something about brist that was incredibly funny. | |
| TheCambot | Hey! Listen to this, it's nifty as all get-out: http://www.cdnow.com/cgi-bin/mserver/SID=2119661963/pagename=/share/ensotrack2.html/itemdescriptionid=320959/disc=01/track=05/source=RAM/ra.ram | |
| Timmyling | Huh. | |
| TheCambot | Phil Ochs. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| TheCambot | He's the best. | |
| Timmyling | It's times like these when I wish I could understand song lyrics. | |
| DarkonZero | I knew someone would go "huh" to that URL. | |
| TheCambot | He sang about the news. | |
| DarkonZero | Or what is attached to it. | |
| TheCambot | The lyrics are funny sometimes. | |
| TheCambot | But it's just funny to listen to folk songs about Communism and Vietnam. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
| TheCambot | Hmmm indeed. | |
| DarkonZero | THe silence is so....so, dead. | |
| TheCambot | And the deadness is so, so silent. | |
| DarkonZero | Surrealism....ain't it great. | |
| TheCambot | Oh, right, I forgot, there's a pool party at 6, and Katie will be there. More talk time. | |
| DarkonZero | . to ? | |
| TheCambot | Talk time in a bikini. | |
| TheCambot | Yahoo. | |
| Timmyling | Huh. | |
| Bozarth | did I hear bikini? | |
| DarkonZero | Someone be raising a flag. | |
| Timmyling | And what time is it for you, Cam? | |
| Timmyling | 3:30? | |
| TheCambot | Yep. | |
| TheCambot | Huh. | |
| TheCambot | The sixth chatter is talking up a storm. | |
| Bozarth | wow, Cam got invite to a PARTY wow | |
| TheCambot | It's not a party. | |
| TheCambot | It's church. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| TheCambot | Boz, here's a song that seems like it fits your little friend: http://www.cdnow.com/cgi-bin/mserver/SID=2119661963/pagename=/share/ensotrack2.html/UPC=8122735182/disc=03/track=01/source=ENSO/ra.ram | |
| DarkonZero | Yes.....the priest will like all the scantily clad youngsters there. | |
| TheCambot | He won't be there. It's the church youth group. | |
| DarkonZero | And no chaperones? | |
| TheCambot | Well yeah. | |
| TheCambot | Heeeeey, what if she brings Danny? That might actually be good. | |
| TheCambot | I could show him up. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DarkonZero | With what> | |
| DarkonZero | > to ? | |
| TheCambot | I dunno. | |
| TheCambot | If we were both there at once, she could, like, compare and contrast more easily. | |
| TheCambot | BRB... | |
| DarkonZero | Like a girl will do tha...wait, some will, | |
| DarkonZero | , to . | |
| Timmyling | Cam, what exactly did you tell Katie about #Deep13? | |
| TheCambot | Uh...what? | |
| TheCambot | Ling... | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah, what ling said. | |
| Timmyling | I need to see all aspects of this situation, Cam. | |
| TheCambot | I said that we're secluded, so newbies are sort of outcasts so I had talked about her a little. | |
| Timmyling | Ah. | |
| Timmyling | Just understand that I need this so I don't make myself look like an idiot and so I don't freak out Katie, IF she does come. | |
| TheCambot | Well, I told her you all would try to freak her out. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh....then I think I should exclude myself at that time......I can't but be me. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...ok. | |
| DarkonZero | I always freak someone out. | |
| Timmyling | Cam, I don't have AIM. | |
| Timmyling | So there. | |
| DarkonZero | ICQ is the choice for most. | |
| Timmyling | And I'd like to keep myself a clean slate, not ask weird questions to strangers. | |
| TheCambot | Ling, what the...? | |
| TheCambot | Isn't your e-mail zapman24@hotmail.com? | |
| Timmyling | No. | |
| TheCambot | Then who's that? | |
| Timmyling | I have no idea. | |
| Timmyling | An imposter! | |
| TheCambot | Someon'e e-mail here is that. | |
| Timmyling | My e-mail is zapman24@home.com | |
| TheCambot | Oh crap. | |
| TheCambot | No wonder that guy didn't answer. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
| TheCambot | Why would there be another zapman24? | |
| DarkonZero | And there was no bounce back? | |
| TheCambot | Anyway, he's active now. | |
| TheCambot | In AIM. | |
| Timmyling | I bet he's nothing like me. | |
| TheCambot | You're lying, aren't you? | |
| Timmyling | Anyways, send your danged e-mail the zapman24@home.com. | |
| Timmyling | No. | |
| TheCambot | It's not e-mail. | |
| TheCambot | I was talking about AIM. | |
| Bozarth | I got AIM | |
| Timmyling | I do not have AIM, Cam. | |
| Timmyling | I don't even have ICQ. | |
| DarkonZero | So far....I am the only DarkonZero (of that way it is typed) on the internet. | |
| TheCambot | Ling, the guy's still on. | |
| TheCambot | Is zap,man24 a popular name or something? | |
| * DarkonZero still wonders why he still couldn't use that handle on ICQmail. | ||
| Timmyling | I've gotta go. I won't BRB, but I won't BBL either. So...Be Right Back Later. | |
| Timmyling | I dunno. | |
| TheCambot | zapman24. | |
| Timmyling | I'm outta here. | |
| *** Timmyling has quit IRC (Timmyling) | ||
| TheCambot | Bye Ling. | |
| *** Raven-x has joined #deep13 | ||
| Raven-x | hello everyone | |
| DarkonZero | Hey Rave. | |
| TheCambot | Hey. | |
| Raven-x | has any werid bot joined this channel lately? | |
| TheCambot | Last night. | |
| TheCambot | Why? | |
| TheCambot | Do you know something? | |
| Raven-x | yesterday was just freaky | |
| TheCambot | Oh, you were here? | |
| TheCambot | I don't remember anything. | |
| Raven-x | after we banned someone, another person came in and did nothing | |
| TheCambot | Yep. | |
| TheCambot | We finally got rid of it around 5 AM. | |
| Raven-x | and then we banned that guy and then another guy joined in | |
| *** Retrieving #Deep13 info... | ||
| TheCambot | We put the channel on invisibly and it gave up. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.....weird.... | |
| DarkonZero | Alot of banned IPs..... | |
| *** Retrieving #Deep13 info... | ||
| DarkonZero | And a couple seemed to be from Canada. | |
| DarkonZero | seemed to seem | |
| TheCambot | Hey...who's that guy that sings those violent little comedy tunes? M&M or something? | |
| Raven-x | stupid canadians | |
| Raven-x | eminem I think that is how it is spelled | |
| TheCambot | Seriously? | |
| Bozarth | yep | |
| TheCambot | Yep. | |
| TheCambot | That's kinda clever. | |
| Raven-x | he's the guy who did that Slim Shady song | |
| TheCambot | I'm just trying to see if he's any good. | |
| * TheCambot looks throught the track list. | ||
| TheCambot | Uh...no. | |
| TheCambot | "Cum On Everybody"? | |
| Raven-x | oh I guess that is not the guy you are talking about | |
| TheCambot | No, it is. | |
| TheCambot | He sings Slim Shady. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| TheCambot | But he also sings something called "Cum On Everybody." | |
| * TheCambot listens to tracks. | ||
| TheCambot | He sucks. | |
| DarkonZero | Straight and to the pint. | |
| DarkonZero | pint to point | |
| TheCambot | No, to the quart, | |
| DarkonZero | Gallon actually. | |
| Raven-x | Eminem makes up good rhymes but he has an annoying voice | |
| TheCambot | The "public service announcement" is funny. | |
| TheCambot | But he's way too much like rap. | |
| Bozarth | "Yeah....Don't do drugs" | |
| TheCambot | Yep. | |
| TheCambot | What's the song where he sings "Hey kids, do you like violence?" | |
| Raven-x | hehehe that (too much like rap) reminds me about a beavis and butthead episode where they watch a coolio video | |
| Bozarth | Hi, my name is | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| * DarkonZero continues to listen to his MP3's. | ||
| Raven-x | (while they watch coolio trying to pawn a cheap radio) "Hey how come coolio has to sell stuff I thought he was a big rich rap star" "That's because Beavis they always get ripped off by the man" "They need to find out where the man lives and kick his ass" | |
| TheCambot | Heh. | |
| TheCambot | WHOA! | |
| TheCambot | I'm listening to tracks of Eminem's older vinyls, and it's totally different music! | |
| TheCambot | I mean TOTALLY different! | |
| Raven-x | he made vinyls? | |
| TheCambot | Yep. | |
| Raven-x | I didn't know that | |
| TheCambot | http://www.cdnow.com/cgi-bin/mserver/SID=2119661963/pagename=/RP/CDN/FIND/album.html/ArtistID=EMINEM/itemid=768518 | |
| TheCambot | Listen to the tracks. | |
| TheCambot | I would never guess it was the same artist. | |
| Raven-x | does it sound like old school? | |
| TheCambot | No. | |
| TheCambot | It's like pop. | |
| Raven-x | heheh that isn't even rap | |
| TheCambot | I know. | |
| TheCambot | They were much better then. | |
| TheCambot | The language isn't even half as bad. | |
| TheCambot | What the hell happened? | |
| Raven-x | well Eminem just wanted a hit song so he could retired and he got one so now he is no longer working | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Matthew Sweet's14,16,0:6,04,1"Ultrasuede"4,1 | ||
| TheCambot | Heh. I just now picked up on the irony of my statements. | |
| TheCambot | <TheCambot> The language isn't even half as bad. | |
| TheCambot | <TheCambot> What the hell happened? | |
| Raven-x | heh you know in the 80's rap was gay | |
| DarkonZero | Hey....I grew up in the 80's. | |
| DarkonZero | But you do have a point. | |
| TheCambot | Rap was better in the 80's. | |
| TheCambot | Ha! I love how CDNow shortens the album titles to a certain amount opf characters. There's so many funny results. | |
| TheCambot | It lists the album "All For Nothing, Nothing For All" as "All For Nothing, Nothing For Al." | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Matthew Sweet's14,16,0:6,04,1"Superdeformed"4,1 | ||
| TheCambot | Is Matthew Sweet any good? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes.... | |
| TheCambot | What kinda music? | |
| DarkonZero | Try to find him on CD now.. | |
| DarkonZero | It's rock......sorta like classic rock. | |
| TheCambot | Is he funny at all? | |
| TheCambot | I like funny. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh......no. | |
| TheCambot | Well then screw him. | |
| TheCambot | Kidding. | |
| TheCambot | I'll look him up and give a listen. | |
| TheCambot | ACK! | |
| TheCambot | CDNow just went down! | |
| TheCambot | As soon as I said that! | |
| TheCambot | The powers that be intervened. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DarkonZero | He has a song called Devine Intervention.....and when you said "screw him", hmmmmm..... | |
| TheCambot | Heh. | |
| TheCambot | It's up again. | |
| TheCambot | That was odd. | |
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> How very odd... | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Matthew Sweet's14,16,0:6,04,1"Good Friend (Girlfriend Demo)"4,1 | ||
| TheCambot | HA! http://www.cdnow.com/cgi-bin/mserver/SID=2119661963/pagename=/share/ensotrack2.html/itemdescriptionid=306695/disc=01/track=09/source=MP2/mpeg=2/mp2.mp2 | |
| TheCambot | Too many notes! | |
| TheCambot | That's good stuff. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Matthew Sweet's14,16,0:6,04,1"Devil With The4,1 3,1Green3,1 4,1Eyes (Remix)"4,1 | ||
| DarkonZero | Cam, what are you listening to? | |
| TheCambot | The Replacements. I'm about to look up Sweet. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| DarkonZero | I was just wondering what you were listening to. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Matthew Sweet's14,16,0:6,04,1"Dinosaur Act"4,1 | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm coming back with my dinosaur act. | |
| Raven-x | well I need to go to school now, I'll be back later | |
| *** Raven-x has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| * TheCambot looks up Matthew Sweet. | ||
| DarkonZero | School on a Sunday? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...nevermind. | |
| TheCambot | Heh. | |
| TheCambot | Son of Altered Beast? | |
| TheCambot | Now that's an album title. | |
| TheCambot | "Devil With the Green Eyes" is kinda weak. | |
| DarkonZero | That was a follow up to Altered Beast......he borrowed the games' name for his album. | |
| TheCambot | I loved that game. | |
| DarkonZero | The most rockin' song is "Ugly Truth Rock". | |
| TheCambot | He's not very catchy. | |
| DarkonZero | Devil With The Green Eyes wasn't his best. | |
| TheCambot | I need catchy songs. These aren't things that could get stuck in your head. | |
| TheCambot | I've listened to three now. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| DarkonZero | Well....it takes different kinds. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Matthew Sweet's14,16,0:6,04,1"Devine Intervention"4,1 | ||
| TheCambot | "Dinosaur Act" is better. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Matthew Sweet's14,16,0:6,04,1"Evangeline"4,1 | ||
| DarkonZero | Most of his songs are sappy....but I like'em. | |
| DarkonZero | Sometimes. | |
| *** superspy has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | SUPER! | |
| superspy | hola | |
| TheCambot | Spy! | |
| superspy | CAM! | |
| DarkonZero | DUDE! | |
| superspy | DUDE? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....I was caught up in the moment. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Matthew Sweet's14,16,0:6,04,1"Girlfriend"4,1 | ||
| * superspy is watching jabberjaw for some reason | ||
| * superspy looks for the remote | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| TheCambot | Matthew Sweet sucks, DZ. Deal with it. | |
| TheCambot | Ugh! Jabberjaw! | |
| TheCambot | Change it! I can feel the pain through the phone lines... | |
| DarkonZero | Cam.....you may think he sucks......I don't. | |
| TheCambot | Who, jabberjaw? | |
| DarkonZero | No....Sweet. | |
| DarkonZero | Idoit. | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| superspy | spaceballs! | |
| superspy | woo! | |
| DarkonZero | Idiot. | |
| TheCambot | I doit too. It's nothing to be ashamed of. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh no.....not again. | |
| DarkonZero | Spaceballs.... | |
| DarkonZero | Spaceballs...... | |
| superspy | ludicrous speed, NOW! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh shit.....there goes the planet. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1The Chemical Brothers'14,16,0:6,04,1"Let Forever Be"4,1 | ||
| *** Dana has joined #deep13 | ||
| Dana | hi ppl | |
| superspy | hi dana | |
| DarkonZero | Heelo. | |
| * superspy is relieved that dana isn't a lurker | ||
| Dana | hehe | |
| TheCambot | Dana. | |
| TheCambot | I love you, Dana. | |
| Dana | why? | |
| TheCambot | You were great in Ghostbusters. | |
| superspy | so dana. how did you come across our little hole in the universe? | |
| Dana | i wasn't in ghostbusters! | |
| TheCambot | You were too! You don't have to be modest. | |
| TheCambot | I won't tell anyone. | |
| Dana | i'm on the x-files,hehe | |
| * TheCambot whispers to everyone, "Guys, look, it's the Ghostbusters chick!" | ||
| TheCambot | No, Dana, you were in Ghostbusters, now say a Ghostbusters line! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh......your last name wouldn't be "Scully", huh? | |
| * Bozarth whispers "Must've had a nose job" | ||
| Dana | yeah dnan scully..that's me | |
| DarkonZero | Find any aliens lately? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...wait...denounce any aliens lately? | |
| Dana | hehe well mulder thinks he found ome | |
| Dana | +s | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....tell him it's all illogical or whatever. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1The Chemical Brothers'14,16,0:6,04,1"Music: Response"4,1 | ||
| Bozarth | bye guys | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Boz. | |
| superspy | bye boz | |
| Bozarth | see ya later | |
| DarkonZero | Yuppers.... | |
| *** Bozarth has quit IRC (Me! I disconnect from you all! Cause I tripped on the phonw line!) | ||
| *** Dana has quit IRC (Read error to Dana[pm3-22-167.ama.arn.net]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| TheCambot | Huh. | |
| DarkonZero | Awww.... | |
| *** Dana has joined #deep13 | ||
| TheCambot | WHAT THE HELL? My computer just made a noise! | |
| DarkonZero | Heelo again. | |
| TheCambot | It sounded like a gun loading! | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Dana | well i apparently got d/s what did i miss? | |
| * TheCambot looks through all his windows for a possible source. | ||
| TheCambot | I can't find one!!! | |
| TheCambot | My computer's going to shoot me!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Cam...it's gonna kill itself. | |
| DarkonZero | Get the gun away from it. | |
| DarkonZero | NOW!!!!!!! | |
| Dana | hehe | |
| TheCambot | I'm not kidding, it made a gun-cocking noise! | |
| DarkonZero | Well....your computer must hate something about lif. | |
| TheCambot | I just refreshed every window, and none of them did it again. | |
| DarkonZero | lif to life | |
| TheCambot | "Life? Don't talk to me about life!" --My computer | |
| Dana | how odd | |
| superspy | cam, what irc client are you using? | |
| TheCambot | mIRC | |
| superspy | mIRC makes funny noises | |
| superspy | watch | |
| TheCambot | It does? | |
| TheCambot | Never did it before. | |
| TheCambot | I don't pick up any WAV's here. | |
| * DarkonZero hears his mIRC client fart..... | ||
| superspy | through the PC speaker | |
| DarkonZero | Weird. | |
| TheCambot | Because mIRC is actually on another computer and I'm accessing it through this one. | |
| superspy | I like mIRC better than Pirch | |
| superspy | doesn't crash nearly as often | |
| TheCambot | So when someone plays a sound, I don't here it. | |
| * DarkonZero decides not to listen to any MP3's anymore. | ||
| TheCambot | And I've been using mIRC for nearly six months now, and it's never made a noise before! | |
| DarkonZero | For today. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.....Cam. | |
| TheCambot | Yes? | |
| DarkonZero | It's doing what I said. | |
| DarkonZero | It wants to end it all.... | |
| DarkonZero | Being a crap computer and all. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.......now what? | |
| * TheCambot listens to R.E.M sound samples. | ||
| TheCambot | Hey, I actually like these guys. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| TheCambot | Never heard 'em before. | |
| DarkonZero | I quit listening to them ever since Shiny Happy People. | |
| TheCambot | I'm going through all sorts of bands that were popular a year or two ago. | |
| TheCambot | Because I can't like something while it's popular. | |
| DarkonZero | Same here. | |
| DarkonZero | Cam is a rebel..... | |
| DarkonZero | A rebel with a cause.... | |
| TheCambot | Yep. | |
| superspy | cam, how isolated are you? | |
| TheCambot | All the way. | |
| superspy | you haven't heard a band that's been around for more than a decade? | |
| DarkonZero | He's in a basement. | |
| superspy | get out of the house, man! ;) | |
| TheCambot | I heard OF them. | |
| TheCambot | Just hadn't actually heard them. | |
| superspy | yeesh | |
| DarkonZero | Cam just watches Bill Murray movie while sitting on a bedpan. | |
| superspy | well, what do you think? | |
| superspy | hehehehe | |
| TheCambot | I heard Weird Al sing "Bang and Blame." | |
| TheCambot | They're above average. | |
| TheCambot | But average sucks. | |
| superspy | what'd you think of rushmore? | |
| TheCambot | It was the coolest movie I could ever imagine. | |
| superspy | well, your taste in movies could be salvaged yet | |
| TheCambot | Have you seen Bottle Rocket? | |
| Dana | anyone seen blair witch project? | |
| * superspy raises his hand | ||
| superspy | I have | |
| TheCambot | Go to hell, Dana. | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh......"Meet The Stupids" is on. | |
| superspy | FREAKY | |
| TheCambot | So have I. | |
| superspy | CAM! | |
| DarkonZero | I haven't.... | |
| TheCambot | Spy, have you seen Bottle Rocket? | |
| TheCambot | And yes? | |
| DarkonZero | I want to see it. | |
| superspy | sorry, dana. Cambot gets like that. it's time for his medication | |
| Dana | oh hehe | |
| * superspy gives cam his medication: two whacks upside the head with a louisville slugger | ||
| TheCambot | HAVE YOU SEEN BOTTLE ROCKET?! | |
| superspy | no | |
| DarkonZero | Cam..... | |
| superspy | keep meaning to | |
| DarkonZero | Take some thorzine. | |
| TheCambot | Well see it. | |
| TheCambot | It's by the Rushmore guys. | |
| superspy | I know | |
| TheCambot | It's a better movie, but it's not as funny. | |
| TheCambot | One character, Dignun, is nearly the funniest charcter is cinema history. | |
| TheCambot | Owen Wilson plays him. | |
| TheCambot | He's up there with Carl Spackler. | |
| superspy | Carl Spackler? | |
| superspy | comes from a long line of bathroom contractors, eh? | |
| DarkonZero | Spackler.....Carl Spackler.... | |
| TheCambot | Huh? | |
| DarkonZero | Wall repair. | |
| superspy | hehe | |
| superspy | License to Paint | |
| TheCambot | Are you saying you don't know who Carl Spackler is? He's in Caddyshack. Bill Murray. The funniest character of all time. | |
| *** Dana has left #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | I spackle where there neds to be spackled. | |
| DarkonZero | neds to needs | |
| superspy | I spackle for the rich, I spackle for the poor | |
| DarkonZero | I just spackle, man! | |
| TheCambot | Well. | |
| DarkonZero | Well what? | |
| TheCambot | Chicken butt. | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| superspy | I hate edited for tv movies | |
| superspy | but it's better than nothing | |
| * DarkonZero kicks Cam in his chickn butt. | ||
| TheCambot | I hate edited for movies tv. | |
| TheCambot | USA had the right idea for Private Parts. THAT's how movies should transfer to TV. | |
| superspy | lotsa bleeps? | |
| TheCambot | I hate it when they cut out entire scenes. | |
| TheCambot | I'd rather have bleeps. | |
| TheCambot | Usually, they cut out any scene with the F word. | |
| superspy | I'd rather have random animal noises | |
| TheCambot | And any scene with nudity. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe...get this.....my little brother is watching old wrestling stuff from WWF on the spanish channel. | |
| TheCambot | Private parts just bleeped and blurred. | |
| TheCambot | WOW! | |
| * TheCambot ponders watching the Spanish channel just to see that. | ||
| TheCambot | Nahhhh. | |
| DarkonZero | Well later guys.....I need to eat. Later. | |
| TheCambot | Well! | |
| superspy | bye | |
| TheCambot | Fine! Go eat! | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Sun Aug 29 13:57:22 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Sun Aug 29 18:30:38 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Sure. Ruin my fun. ' | ||
| *** Set by Mars on Sun Aug 29 18:24:22 | ||
| TheCambot | Wanna take this inside...punk? | |
| BobIshmael | DZ. | |
| TheCambot | Fight? | |
| DarkonZero | Bob. | |
| Timmyling | Heyas DZ. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ? | |
| TheCambot | Who said anything about fighting? | |
| DarkonZero | Bob? | |
| TheCambot | I was just going to build a shed with you. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey Ling. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ! | |
| TheCambot | And then lock you inside! | |
| DarkonZero | BOB! | |
| BobIshmael | Hi. | |
| superspy | hi DZ | |
| Timmyling | We've discovered that Cam is an obese midget on stilts. | |
| TheCambot | DZ. | |
| BobIshmael | And that he didn't know "mayhap" was a word. | |
| TheCambot | We've also discovered that Timmyling wears "tighty-whiteys." | |
| DarkonZero | Cam.....an obese midgt on stilts, eh? | |
| Timmyling | And that Cam the elfin tub 'o lard is particular to the movie "Dr. Strangelove." | |
| DarkonZero | No.....Cam is a obese Gidget on stilts. | |
| TheCambot | And that the girl I love is a powderkeg of confusion and bad continuity. | |
| BobIshmael | He said something amusing about a tr- Oh, right. I'm not s'posed to say. | |
| TheCambot | Grrrrr! | |
| Timmyling | Yeah, that was hilarious. | |
| Timmyling | Oops. | |
| BobIshmael | It was.. If it had actually happened. | |
| TheCambot | The devil made me say that. | |
| Timmyling | Yeah, yeah, tell it to the judge. | |
| Timmyling | Ya midget. | |
| TheCambot | Tighty-whitey-wearer. | |
| Timmyling | Dwarf. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, do you have my Sound Collage? | |
| TheCambot | <Sentroid> Asshole! | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| BobIshmael | It's art, y'know. | |
| BobIshmael | True art. | |
| * TheCambot switches into Sent mode. | ||
| TheCambot | Asshole! | |
| DarkonZero | And who is this True Art? | |
| BobIshmael | It's an audio collage of pure bliss. | |
| Timmyling | Of what sounds? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'badguy.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| TheCambot | Danny's on. | |
| BobIshmael | 'kay. | |
| BobIshmael | Really, he will | |
| * DarkonZero : 6,1 Gotta drain the wizard. 6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| TheCambot | That means Katie's not with him. | |
| superspy | or the date ended early | |
| Timmyling | Hm. | |
| superspy | <sorry> | |
| Timmyling | Do I care? | |
| BobIshmael | Ewww, Wizard Whizz. | |
| Timmyling | Probably not. | |
| Timmyling | But maybe. | |
| BobIshmael | "That's mah pee." | |
| Timmyling | Danny is of no use to me. | |
| Timmyling | "Pots! Pots for throwing pee at your neighbors! | |
| * Sound request: can't find '2001-15.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| Timmyling | "Pots! Pots for throwing pee at your neighbors!" | |
| TheCambot | I changed my mind. Danny's an idiot. | |
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| TheCambot | Huh. | |
| Timmyling | But you wish you weren't, right. | |
| Timmyling | C'mon, say it. | |
| Timmyling | Say it, dammit! | |
| TheCambot | Danny: " im studying right now. I had a great weekend. Got to spend alot of time with katie. it was cool. | |
| TheCambot | " | |
| TheCambot | Bastard. | |
| TheCambot | Why would he tell me that> | |
| TheCambot | '? | |
| Timmyling | He didn't put a space between "a" and "lot." | |
| Timmyling | Idiot. | |
| TheCambot | Either he knows I like her and he's rubbing it in, or he's just dumb enough to think I would care. | |
| TheCambot | Heh. We fought about that. | |
| TheCambot | I told him it was two words, and he yelled at me. | |
| DarkonZero | Awww....Cam haa a fight. | |
| Timmyling | Heheh. | |
| Timmyling | haa a? | |
| TheCambot | Told me it wasn't English class. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...haa | |
| Timmyling | Huh? | |
| Timmyling | It isn't English class? | |
| Timmyling | Or it wasn't "in" English class? | |
| DarkonZero | I meant had. | |
| TheCambot | Because I corrected him. | |
| Timmyling | Or it wasn't "part of" English class? | |
| TheCambot | Stop talking, Ling. | |
| Timmyling | I'm not talking. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Me! I Disconnect From You"4,1 | ||
| Timmyling | I'm typing. | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Are 'Friends' Electric?"4,1 | ||
| * DarkonZero ponders on the songs meaning...... | ||
| DarkonZero | Yup.... | |
| DarkonZero | That's the answer. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Well, DZ? Art, no? | |
| TheCambot | ACK! Danny checks Katie's e-mail with her! | |
| Timmyling | Danny seems like the kind of guy who would say "I type good." | |
| TheCambot | What if I had insulted him in my message to her? | |
| DarkonZero | Play it again, Bob. | |
| Timmyling | Then you'd be dead. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| Timmyling | Better check your back files. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes.....THAT IS ART! | |
| BobIshmael | Thank you. | |
| DarkonZero | It was beautiful. | |
| BobIshmael | Everyone thinks so. I must be artistic and not know it. | |
| TheCambot | Who checks e-mail together? Really! | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| BobIshmael | 'ling would think so, if he wasn't using Java. | |
| TheCambot | Wouldn't it be kind of awkward when they stumble across porn spam? | |
| TheCambot | Auuuugh! He's going to start coming to church. | |
| DarkonZero | Everyone thinks I'm artistic....but I tell them that I'm autistic. | |
| TheCambot | I am completely dead. | |
| TheCambot | I'm just going to kill myself. | |
| *** superspy has quit IRC (Ping timeout for superspy[gyarados-23.dynamic.rpi.edu]) | ||
| TheCambot | I should write an autobiography first. | |
| BobIshmael | So, I've been talking to a ghost for the past five minutes. | |
| TheCambot | "By the Time You read This, I'll Be Dead." | |
| BobIshmael | Lucky me. | |
| Timmyling | You're not serious, Cam. | |
| TheCambot | Of course not. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....you never know. | |
| Timmyling | Because it's so sad when a midget dies. | |
| TheCambot | If I was serious, I wouldn't share it with any of you. | |
| TheCambot | I'd go quietly. | |
| TheCambot | But I'd have to write an autobiography first. | |
| BobIshmael | You can't QUIETLY kill yourself. It doesn't work that way. | |
| TheCambot | Does so. Hanging is pretty quiet. | |
| BobIshmael | You kill yourself and then it's a big deal for everyone else. | |
| DarkonZero | All the screaming you'll be making. | |
| TheCambot | Katie just e-mailed Danny! Means she might come on! | |
| DarkonZero | Uh....I gotta go..... | |
| DarkonZero | And go. | |
| BobIshmael | Awww. | |
| BobIshmael | GO! | |
| BobIshmael | Shoo. | |
| Timmyling | Awww. | |
| Timmyling | Bye DZ. | |
| * BobIshmael hits DZ with a broom. | ||
| DarkonZero | Well....I haveta go...... | |
| BobIshmael | Get out! | |
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| BobIshmael | Scat! | |
| TheCambot | Heh. | |
| *** Bozarth has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | FINE! | |
| BobIshmael | Boz. | |
| TheCambot | Boz. | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Sun Aug 29 18:47:14 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Sun Aug 29 19:14:04 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<Timmyling> What do I look like, Java Tech Support?!? ' | ||
| *** Set by Mars on Sun Aug 29 19:10:33 | ||
| Timmyling | Hi DZ. | |
| BobIshmael | Or maybe eat razor blades. | |
| BobIshmael | Anything would be better than this. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey Ling....and all. | |
| Timmyling | Katie's here, it's just that she can't talk. | |
| TheCambot | It's not working for her. | |
| BobIshmael | Or won't. | |
| *** test has quit IRC (test) | ||
| Timmyling | It hates her. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| BobIshmael | Katie should get a pet ferret. | |
| Timmyling | It wants to kill her. Or at least do bodily harm. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Are 'Friends' Electric?"4,1 | ||
| Timmyling | Run, Katie! Before it's too late! | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, are ferrets legal in Nevada? | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| *** Katie is now known as test | ||
| TheCambot | Now try. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Are you sure? | |
| Timmyling | You there? | |
| Timmyling | Jeese. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...they sell them in the pet store in the mall. | |
| BobIshmael | Lucky stiff. | |
| BobIshmael | Get a pet ferret. | |
| BobIshmael | Do it for me. | |
| *** Briggs has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | In fact, get a pet ferret and mail it to me. | |
| DarkonZero | I wish I could...but it will scare the beejesus outta my mom. | |
| TheCambot | Would an IRCop know what's going on? | |
| BobIshmael | Heya Stube. | |
| Timmyling | Hey there, Briggs. | |
| TheCambot | Is there a help room or something? | |
| BobIshmael | Mayhap they would, Cam. | |
| Timmyling | No. | |
| BobIshmael | #oasis | |
| Briggs | 'allo allo all. | |
| Timmyling | There's #beginner, but that's filled to the brim with foreigners. | |
| BobIshmael | #oasis | |
| BobIshmael | Again, #oasis | |
| TheCambot | I'm at oasis. | |
| BobIshmael | Try #oasis | |
| DarkonZero | Why.... | |
| TheCambot | Thank you, Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe #oasis | |
| TheCambot | I've got it. | |
| BobIshmael | Good. | |
| TheCambot | What about #oasis, Bob? | |
| DarkonZero | #oasis. | |
| BobIshmael | I don't know. What about it? | |
| TheCambot | Bob, they're not talking to me. | |
| BobIshmael | Hmm... BTTF isn't as bad as I thought. | |
| Timmyling | Can Katie still see what we're saying, Cam? | |
| Briggs | What's the problem, Cam? | |
| TheCambot | Yes, she can see. | |
| Timmyling | Oh, good. | |
| TheCambot | So don't say anything naughty. | |
| DarkonZero | Oooh.....let us be naughty, | |
| TheCambot | Shhh. | |
| BobIshmael | I agree. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...let's not. | |
| BobIshmael | Awww. | |
| Timmyling | Then let me be the first to release a piece of incriminating evidence said by our own John Ferrer. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...we will. | |
| TheCambot | I'll make you all sit in the corner. | |
| Timmyling | Let's... | |
| TheCambot | Dah! You know my name! | |
| BobIshmael | I call second! | |
| Timmyling | see | |
| Timmyling | D'oh. | |
| TheCambot | You all are quite the gossips. | |
| Timmyling | I messed up the stupid effect. | |
| Timmyling | Oh well. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry Ling....maybe next time. | |
| Timmyling | Anyway. | |
| * BobIshmael wonders why the Libyans in BTTF are driving a Microbus. | ||
| DarkonZero | They like VW's. | |
| BobIshmael | I didn't know Libya was big on VWs. | |
| * BobIshmael re-reads that sentence. | ||
| BobIshmael | Libya? Libiya? Lybia? | |
| DarkonZero | Well..... | |
| TheCambot | I got a helper. | |
| TheCambot | In #beginner | |
| Timmyling | Okey. | |
| Timmyling | A foreign helper? | |
| TheCambot | 'Kay, Katie? | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"This Wreckage"4,1 | ||
| TheCambot | No, it's an op. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| Timmyling | Aww. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | And, finally... | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | And what if God's dead..... | |
| DarkonZero | Ooops... | |
| DarkonZero | Damned my slow typing. | |
| BobIshmael | What an odd thing to say. | |
| TheCambot | DZ, what are you talking about> | |
| TheCambot | ? | |
| DarkonZero | It's the first line in the song. | |
| BobIshmael | He's high. | |
| DarkonZero | Am I? | |
| DarkonZero | Cool. | |
| BobIshmael | Yep. | |
| BobIshmael | Isn't it? | |
| DarkonZero | Not really... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.....De left. | |
| Timmyling | Aww. | |
| DarkonZero | he was on ICQ | |
| DarkonZero | She | |
| DarkonZero | Imeant SHE! | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| BobIshmael | Sure, you did. | |
| Timmyling | Iment? | |
| DarkonZero | DAMNED MY TYPING! | |
| *** test has quit IRC (test) | ||
| TheCambot | She's gonna try closing and re-opening her browser. | |
| DarkonZero | I suck at typing. | |
| Timmyling | This proves it. DZ is, in fact, high. | |
| DarkonZero | Thatnks Ling. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| Timmyling | No problem. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, were you one of the many #Deep13 VW fans? | |
| DarkonZero | Well....I am sick right now. | |
| DarkonZero | VW fans......where? | |
| TheCambot | Poor Katie. | |
| BobIshmael | Myself... | |
| BobIshmael | Um... | |
| BobIshmael | DK. | |
| BobIshmael | Uh... | |
| BobIshmael | Well.. | |
| TheCambot | Ling, that was not a good joke, BTW. | |
| Timmyling | Yeah. Having to bear through us/ | |
| BobIshmael | Cam, sort of. | |
| Timmyling | . | |
| DarkonZero | wELLL COUNT ME IN. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| Timmyling | Which one, Cam? | |
| TheCambot | Augh! | |
| BobIshmael | http://www.rqriley.com/minihome.html | |
| TheCambot | Turn off the caps, DZ! | |
| BobIshmael | Good, look at that. | |
| DarkonZero | I did. | |
| TheCambot | Ling, when you said you were going to bring out incriminating evidence. | |
| DarkonZero | Now. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Tracks"4,1 | ||
| *** katie has joined #Deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | And again... | |
| TheCambot | Katie? | |
| Timmyling | Oh, I stopped right after "see", right? | |
| katie | hello | |
| Timmyling | Hi there. | |
| katie | oh yes! | |
| TheCambot | Yay! | |
| katie | hi everyone. | |
| BobIshmael | Hola, por favor. | |
| TheCambot | Briggs, you're a genius! | |
| DarkonZero | Heelo. | |
| BobIshmael | No, I'm an genius. | |
| Timmyling | And a small victory is won. | |
| DarkonZero | As am I. | |
| TheCambot | Everyone tell Briggs he's a genius. | |
| Timmyling | I'm more of a genius than any of you. | |
| katie | you are a cenius briggs! | |
| katie | genius | |
| TheCambot | A cenius? | |
| *** TheCambot is now known as Cenius | ||
| katie | sorry. | |
| Cenius | Heehee. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Timmyling | Well. | |
| *** Cenius is now known as TheCambot | ||
| Timmyling | Thanks for that pointless joke, Cam. | |
| TheCambot | Katie, here's the scoop. To do actions, type /me action. | |
| TheCambot | Like this... | |
| * TheCambot jumps. | ||
| Timmyling | No, actions don't work. | |
| TheCambot | That was fun! | |
| katie | okay. | |
| TheCambot | They don't? | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, did you see the "MiniHome?" | |
| Timmyling | Actions don't work. | |
| TheCambot | They work in other Java chjats! | |
| Timmyling | They don't here. | |
| TheCambot | Well, never mind, Katie. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob...no. | |
| TheCambot | I was wrong. | |
| katie | okay. | |
| Timmyling | Proving that StarLink is a stupid system. | |
| BobIshmael | Damn you! Look at the page! | |
| Timmyling | Aaanyway. | |
| TheCambot | What page? | |
| BobIshmael | So, John, did you even kill that cat you were talking about? | |
| TheCambot | Uh... | |
| BobIshmael | I didn't think you would. | |
| BobIshmael | Coward. | |
| TheCambot | Let's not address me as John. That limits my chances of you stalking me. | |
| BobIshmael | If you want to me a real man, you need to kill small animals. | |
| TheCambot | Katie enjoys stalking. | |
| Timmyling | Ahem. | |
| Timmyling | Okay, John. | |
| katie | there's nothing wrong with that. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| TheCambot | With stalking or killing small animals? | |
| Briggs | Stalking? | |
| TheCambot | Or both? | |
| katie | stalking. | |
| BobIshmael | You told us your name when you were telling us about your hatred for people of color. | |
| TheCambot | Oh. | |
| katie | killing small animals is mean. | |
| DarkonZero | Cool...Minihome. | |
| DarkonZero | I want one. | |
| BobIshmael | I know, katie! John won't listen to us! | |
| TheCambot | Yeah! You guys are meanies! | |
| BobIshmael | We keep telling him to stop! He's a rasict animal killer! | |
| katie | I know. I know... | |
| BobIshmael | racist. | |
| TheCambot | I only killed one or two! | |
| BobIshmael | How can you be friends with such a cruel person? | |
| Timmyling | He's also an obese midget on stilts. | |
| TheCambot | Or three or four or eleven. | |
| Timmyling | Stupid midget. | |
| TheCambot | Ahem. | |
| katie | well you know... birds of a feather flock together. | |
| BobIshmael | Fat, stupid midget. | |
| Bozarth | Maybe I should just talk here | |
| Timmyling | You do that, Boz. | |
| TheCambot | So Katie, you kill small animals too? | |
| katie | oh yeah. all the time. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"We Are Glass (Transmutator Mix)"4,1 | ||
| BobIshmael | Small world. | |
| Briggs | *Ahem* | |
| DarkonZero | BRIGGS! | |
| TheCambot | What have you killed? | |
| TheCambot | Stay away from my dog. | |
| TheCambot | I want to kill him myself. | |
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor drops into #Deep13 | ||
| Timmyling | Ahem. | |
| DeRaptor | OW! The floor in here is hard. | |
| Timmyling | Hi De. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey De. | |
| Briggs | Sorry... felt the need to 'AHEM' | |
| TheCambot | De, look who the cat dragged in. | |
| DarkonZero | Or... | |
| DeRaptor | hey all. | |
| BobIshmael | Heya De. | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| Bozarth | Hi de...Loc there yet? | |
| * TheCambot points at Katie. | ||
| katie | hey babe. | |
| Timmyling | We're live here at Katietalk '99 2: Electric Bugaloo | |
| DeRaptor | That must be one strong cat. | |
| Timmyling | We're live here at Katietalk '99 2: Electric Bugaloo. | |
| TheCambot | I dunno, I bet Katie's pretty light. | |
| Timmyling | Dang periods. | |
| Timmyling | And refreshing. | |
| TheCambot | My cat could drag her in. Or at least, it could, if I HAD a cat. | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| Timmyling | She's got a smooth taste that won't let you down. | |
| DeRaptor | You want a tiger ro something, don't you? | |
| TheCambot | Uh.... | |
| katie | how did you know timmy? | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, DZ, you saw the MiniHome? Nice, eh? | |
| * DeRaptor thinks katie needs some fattening up. | ||
| * DarkonZero wonders why he can't say a freakin' thing. | ||
| TheCambot | Dah! | |
| Timmyling | Hm. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMNED ME! | |
| DarkonZero | AGAIN! | |
| * DeRaptor gives katie a huge chunk of fudge. | ||
| BobIshmael | Damn you. | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks Bob. | |
| DeRaptor | Sorry, dear, but when the average house cat can drag you around, YOU GOTTA EAT SOMETHIN'!!! | |
| DarkonZero | For the participation. | |
| katie | thanks babe. | |
| BobIshmael | You're very welcome. | |
| * Briggs does the happy dance of a man doing ten things at once. | ||
| TheCambot | There's too much damning going on. | |
| Timmyling | Damn! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| DarkonZero | WHY? | |
| * DeRaptor wonders what this "babe" thing is all about. | ||
| * DeRaptor looks at Darkon. | ||
| DeRaptor | Y'okay? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
| DarkonZero | WHY? | |
| * BobIshmael looks at De, at katie, and back at De. | ||
| BobIshmael | I think I'll keep quiet. | |
| Timmyling | Well, see, De, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they... | |
| TheCambot | You've all been damned. No need for double-damning. | |
| katie | I call everyone babe. | |
| DarkonZero | Ah.... | |
| TheCambot | She does. I can verify it. | |
| BobIshmael | You don't call me "babe." | |
| DarkonZero | Now we know and knowing is half the battle. | |
| katie | hey bob babe. | |
| BobIshmael | Bob Babe? | |
| TheCambot | Bob bBabe! | |
| TheCambot | bBabe? | |
| Timmyling | So you're really calling us pigs, is that it? | |
| Briggs | No, but I'd go as far as to call you a pig, Bob. | |
| TheCambot | Bob babe! | |
| TheCambot | That's catchy! | |
| BobIshmael | I am a pig. | |
| Briggs | Now all we need is singing mice. | |
| DarkonZero | As am I...to a point. | |
| BobIshmael | In the figurative sense, of course. | |
| Timmyling | And a stupid goose and some cute animatronic thingies. | |
| katie | heh. | |
| TheCambot | Babe was a better talking pig than Gordy, but not better than Wilbur. | |
| TheCambot | Wiiiiiiilbur! | |
| Timmyling | And a weird voice to dub over a mechanical pig. | |
| BobIshmael | Nothing can top Wilbur. | |
| * DarkonZero is now fightened by all this Babe talk. | ||
| *** TheCambot is now known as Wilbur | ||
| Timmyling | My neighbors are named the Wilburs. I wish I was kidding. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| *** Wilbur is now known as John | ||
| BobIshmael | Or Mr. Ed.. Though he's not a pig. | |
| BobIshmael | He's a horse.. | |
| BobIshmael | Of course.. | |
| BobIshmael | Of course.. | |
| Timmyling | A horse with peanut butter in his mouth. | |
| Timmyling | Silence. | |
| BobIshmael | Elaine Bane?! What the hell kind of name is that? | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"We Are So Fragile (Death Ride 69 Mix)"4,1 | ||
| John | A klaw is a klaw, and no one has seen a talking klaw, unless that klaw is the famous Mr. Klaw. | |
| *** DarkonZero is now known as MrZero | ||
| * Briggs tosses a lightning bulb at Cambot. | ||
| John | Ow. | |
| *** John is now known as Cam | ||
| Cam | Well. | |
| *** Briggs is now known as TheCambot | ||
| Cam | And a deadly silence fell. | |
| BobIshmael | Did I tell you all about that severe thunderstorm that supposedly warrants the Emergency Broadcast System? | |
| TheCambot | Tee hee. | |
| Cam | Hey! Stoppit, Briggs! | |
| *** Timmyling is now known as Briggs | ||
| * TheCambot looks sad. | ||
| * Cam pounces on Briggs. | ||
| Briggs | Tee hee. | |
| *** BobIshmael is now known as JohnFerrer | ||
| *** TheCambot is now known as Timmyling | ||
| *** Cam is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| *** JohnFerrer is now known as JohnFerret | ||
| BobIshmael | Now it's entirely confusing. | |
| JohnFerret | Who are you? | |
| Timmyling | Tell me about it. | |
| BobIshmael | "Just smile and nod," Katie. | |
| Briggs | Yeah. | |
| JohnFerret | Who's that? | |
| MrZero | And you didn't want any freaking out moments. | |
| katie | I am. | |
| Bozarth | yikes! | |
| JohnFerret | Is that me? | |
| BobIshmael | Jason said that quite a bit. | |
| * DeRaptor hides. | ||
| Bozarth | Everyone! Back to original Names! | |
| BobIshmael | The smiling and the nodding. | |
| katie | yes he did. | |
| Briggs | And the freakish part is that this is a normal day. | |
| Timmyling | I am... um.. who am I again? | |
| *** JohnFerret is now known as BIshmael | ||
| katie | did you have fun tonight? | |
| *** BobIshmael is now known as TheCambot | ||
| *** BIshmael is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| TheCambot | Er...maybe. | |
| Briggs | I would, but Timmyling is used up. | |
| TheCambot | I had enough fun. | |
| Briggs | Somebody get out of Timmyling! | |
| Briggs | Jeese. | |
| Timmyling | I can't go back to me... someone else is me... | |
| Briggs | Wait. | |
| *** Briggs is now known as NotBriggs | ||
| NotBriggs | There. | |
| katie | oh. I thought it was lots of fun. | |
| NotBriggs | Get out! | |
| *** Timmyling is now known as Briggs] | ||
| TheCambot | You guys are such ceniuses. | |
| *** Briggs] is now known as Briggs | ||
| *** NotBriggs is now known as Timmyling | ||
| *** Mars changes topic to '<Briggs> Somebody get out of Timmyling! ' | ||
| Timmyling | I liked the old one better, Bob. | |
| * MrZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"I Die, You Die (Information Society Mix)"4,1 | ||
| * DeRaptor blanches at the topic. | ||
| * BobIshmael is away and wasn't the one who changed the topic. He swears. | ||
| Timmyling | Yeah, sure. | |
| Timmyling | Who else oly changes the topic through Mars? | |
| Timmyling | oly? | |
| Timmyling | Oil of Oly. | |
| BobIshmael | De. It was De! Blame De. | |
| DeRaptor | Sentroid? | |
| DeRaptor | Or does he... | |
| *** Lodovic has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | Twarn't me! | |
| Timmyling | Huh. | |
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| Lodovic | I am sorry. | |
| Bozarth | AH | |
| Lodovic | I am stupid. | |
| DeRaptor | Who are you? | |
| Timmyling | It's...TS. | |
| Lodovic | I suck. | |
| BobIshmael | Indeed. | |
| Timmyling | Or not. | |
| BobIshmael | Who are you? | |
| TheCambot | Katie, I had lots of fun. There were just a few things that weren't so great. | |
| Lodovic | And I'm running away. | |
| TheCambot | But let's not talk about that. | |
| *** Lodovic has quit IRC (Lodovic) | ||
| Timmyling | Yaay. | |
| Timmyling | He's gone. | |
| Bozarth | YEAH! | |
| BobIshmael | Lodovic is ~java@ABD163F9.ipt.aol.com * MSTieGate Java Chat | |
| BobIshmael | The hell? | |
| Timmyling | Yup. | |
| TheCambot | The heaven? | |
| DeRaptor | shish. | |
| MrZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| Bozarth | What a great night it is! | |
| katie | like what babe? | |
| TheCambot | Let's not talk about what. | |
| TheCambot | :) | |
| *** MrZero is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| katie | okay... | |
| Briggs | That would be someone using the Java thing at the website, right? | |
| TheCambot | Dah, Katie, your smileys are rubbing off on me. | |
| Timmyling | Oh no. You know it's bad when the smileys start flying. | |
| TheCambot | A smiley fly? | |
| katie | I like my smilies! | |
| Timmyling | Smileys are the devil. | |
| * BobIshmael goes away and watches his stupid movie. | ||
| TheCambot | Now I be done seen 'bout everything when I see a smiley fly! | |
| *** BobIshmael is now known as BobIshAWAY | ||
| TheCambot | I seen a horse fly! | |
| Bozarth | Ass fly | |
| TheCambot | I seen a dragon fly! | |
| DarkonZero | EMOTICON FIGHT! | |
| TheCambot | I seen a rubber band! | |
| Timmyling | ... | |
| DeRaptor | I seen a bot fly! | |
| * DeRaptor throws Timmyling accross the room. | ||
| *** Timmyling is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| DeRaptor | Woops, got carried away... | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| BobIshmael | Yah! | |
| TheCambot | But I be done seen 'bout everything when I seen an elephant--I mean a smiley flyyyyyy! | |
| BobIshmael | This is stupid. | |
| *** BobIshmael is now known as Timmyling | ||
| Timmyling | There. | |
| DarkonZero | Who would like to see the "ass fly" again? | |
| Timmyling | What'd you do that for, De? | |
| TheCambot | I hope none of you are too distanced from your Disney movies to not get that joke. | |
| DeRaptor | Idunno. Effect? | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| * DeRaptor stays well away from the evil empire...well, the one other than the SciFi Channel anyways. | ||
| Timmyling | Silence. | |
| TheCambot | Much silence. | |
| DeRaptor | very much. | |
| TheCambot | Very, very much silence. | |
| DeRaptor | I do know where all that fly stuff comes from, though. | |
| TheCambot | Dumbo! | |
| TheCambot | Geez! | |
| katie | Dumbo | |
| TheCambot | Dumbo, Dumbo, Dumbo! | |
| TheCambot | You silly billies! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Remember I Was Vapour"4,1 | ||
| DeRaptor | duh. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| TheCambot | Everyone knows that! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"I'm An Agent"4,1 | ||
| Timmyling | Dumbo, the offical movie of Johnny Ferrer. | |
| TheCambot | I thought it was an easy joke. | |
| katie | no | |
| TheCambot | Listen, Ling, we can take this outside. | |
| Timmyling | DZ! Stop! I couldn't care less! | |
| *** BobIshAWAY is now known as BobIshBACK | ||
| Timmyling | Outside is inside, remember, Cam? | |
| TheCambot | Oh, right. Well forget it. | |
| BobIshBACK | The hell? Lodovic was Stube. | |
| Timmyling | Heyyyyyy. | |
| * BobIshBACK glares at Stube. | ||
| TheCambot | Katie, why did you say no? | |
| Timmyling | Traitor. | |
| DarkonZero | BobIshDUMB! | |
| *** BobIshBACK is now known as BobIshDUMB | ||
| BobIshDUMB | HEEEEEY! | |
| katie | just seemed appropriate at the time. | |
| TheCambot | I'm losing all your comments among these overly talkative fellows I call my friends. | |
| Timmyling | BobIshSMELLYPOOPYHEAD | |
| TheCambot | no | |
| TheCambot | I'm gonna do it too. | |
| TheCambot | no! | |
| BobIshDUMB | We all hate Cam. Don't be fooled. | |
| katie | NO! | |
| katie | I don't. | |
| TheCambot | No one hates me. | |
| katie | I like him. | |
| BobIshDUMB | Sure you do, katie. | |
| TheCambot | Yeah, she likes me. | |
| Timmyling | Awww. | |
| Timmyling | That's so sweet. | |
| BobIshDUMB | How cuuuuute. | |
| DeRaptor | I think my parakeets hate Cam. | |
| Timmyling | But of course, I hate him. | |
| * TheCambot clears throat. | ||
| * Bozarth hits the AWWW track | ||
| BobIshDUMB | If I had parakeets they'd hate Cam. | |
| DarkonZero | I hate Cam on days with prime numbers. | |
| TheCambot | You do not, Ling, you bought me flowers. | |
| TheCambot | You do not, DZ, you bought me a flowers...on a day with a prime number. | |
| TheCambot | Silence. | |
| Timmyling | It musta been another Timmyling. | |
| TheCambot | Maybe. | |
| DeRaptor | They were Raflesia, weren't they, 'ling? | |
| TheCambot | He lookes just like you. | |
| Timmyling | Yeah. | |
| Timmyling | People must be using my radiant charm to get places. | |
| *** BobIshDUMB is now known as BobIshAWAY | ||
| TheCambot | And it had a sweet letter saying "Cam, it's me, Timmyling, from #Deep13. I love you like my own father! Love Timmy. XOXOXOXO." | |
| Timmyling | Well, there you have it. | |
| TheCambot | So explain that! | |
| DeRaptor | Hey, todee is Erhardt's birthday. | |
| Timmyling | Wait, this card has Cam's return address on it. | |
| TheCambot | Shhh, Ling! | |
| Timmyling | An imposter! | |
| Timmyling | Get out of Timmyling, Cam! | |
| TheCambot | Uh, you were at my house when you sent it! | |
| TheCambot | Yeah, that's it! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Dark"4,1 | ||
| * DeRaptor sees Cam running around inside Timmyling and blinks. | ||
| Timmyling | I was? I thought your house was a cardboard box. It's too small to fit 2 people. | |
| TheCambot | Ahem. | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| DarkonZero | Wrong song. | |
| Timmyling | So take that! | |
| Timmyling | Yeah! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Innocence Bleeding"4,1 | ||
| TheCambot | Alright, mister, you're in for it now. | |
| Timmyling | For a treat? | |
| * TheCambot pulls out two pencils, hands one to Ling, and holds his out. | ||
| Timmyling | Oh goody! | |
| TheCambot | Give it your best shot! | |
| Timmyling | Enguard. | |
| TheCambot | Katie, come be the referee for our pencil war. | |
| Timmyling | Wait. This is an innuendo of some sort. | |
| Timmyling | I won't go through with it. | |
| katie | okay. | |
| TheCambot | Everything is an innuendo of some sort, if you think about it. | |
| Timmyling | Hm. | |
| Timmyling | I like that word. | |
| Timmyling | Hm. | |
| Timmyling | Hm! | |
| Timmyling | Silence. | |
| katie | ditto babe. | |
| TheCambot | Yeah. | |
| * DeRaptor rolls out a huge vast wad of uncomfortable silence. | ||
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| DarkonZero | I thought I was supposed to do that. | |
| Timmyling | That John Phillip Sousa. What a guy. | |
| TheCambot | Heh. | |
| TheCambot | Even left field didn't see that coming, Ling. | |
| Timmyling | He worked in my home town, you know. | |
| Timmyling | So there. | |
| Timmyling | I'm famous. | |
| Timmyling | Silence. | |
| TheCambot | Well, I'm related to Pam and Mel Tillis@! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"M.E."4,1 | ||
| TheCambot | And my mom's a published author! | |
| DeRaptor | John Denver died right outside my house. True story. | |
| TheCambot | And I know Katie, who's going to a famous author. | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| TheCambot | So I'm more famous! | |
| Bozarth | I..uh...nevermind | |
| Timmyling | I'm related to the guy on the $10,000 bill. | |
| DarkonZero | Boz....is lost. | |
| TheCambot | I'm related to a guy on the 10 Most Wanted...No, wait, that's ME. | |
| DeRaptor | I figured. | |
| katie | I'm related to the woman who killed Superman and the guy who drew x-men. | |
| Timmyling | Katie is, frankly, stunned. | |
| Briggs | And I saw Ozzy moon the crowd at the Black Sabbath concert I saw! | |
| * BobIshAWAY looks up. | ||
| Timmyling | Silence. | |
| TheCambot | The woman who killed Superman? | |
| BobIshAWAY | A woman killed Superman? | |
| BobIshAWAY | Geez, you'd think it'd take more than that. | |
| katie | my aunt wrote the one where superman died. | |
| * BobIshAWAY goes back to what he was doing. | ||
| TheCambot | Katie! | |
| katie | what? | |
| DeRaptor | I...um...met Roger Corman once and he signed my Gunslinger tape! | |
| TheCambot | You should gloat on that! | |
| TheCambot | You've never mentioned it. | |
| katie | okay. | |
| katie | I'm sorry. | |
| Bozarth | Bad Katie | |
| * DarkonZero had nothing happen to him except....uh...nothing. | ||
| TheCambot | Who draws X-Men? I'm geeky enough to maybe recognize his name. | |
| Timmyling | I met...um...Buzz Aldrin and he signed my Buzz Aldrin book. | |
| Bozarth | Stan Lee | |
| katie | Walt Simonson? | |
| Bozarth | Stan Lee | |
| TheCambot | Never heard of him. | |
| katie | he doesn't do it anymore. | |
| Timmyling | Stan Simonson. | |
| Timmyling | Walt Lee. | |
| TheCambot | Stan Lee did Spiderman, you dope. | |
| TheCambot | I met Beakman! | |
| Bozarth | and X-Men, dope | |
| TheCambot | Of "Beakman's World." | |
| Timmyling | Beakman was strange. I liked Bill Nye better. | |
| TheCambot | He was boring, but he signed by Beakman science kit! | |
| Timmyling | Bill Nye taught me all that I know. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....I would never freely admit to meeting Beakman. | |
| DarkonZero | But that's me. | |
| DeRaptor | Um...James Gurney drew an Amargasaurus in my copy of the second Dinotopia book-thing...hmm. | |
| TheCambot | De, that's the worst one yet, | |
| TheCambot | You're just struggling to know famous people. | |
| DeRaptor | yep. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Matthew Sweet's14,16,0:6,04,1"Dinosaur Act"4,1 | ||
| Bozarth | Louis Anderson returned the letter I sent him | |
| Timmyling | Robert Ballard signed my book that has an upside-down picture in it. | |
| DeRaptor | But the Roger Corman thing is...sorta cool, right? | |
| DeRaptor | I mean, he IS the most MSTied of directors... | |
| TheCambot | I talked to Bill Murray's agent on the phone. Not Bill himself, but hey! His agent! | |
| * BobIshAWAY looks up again. | ||
| TheCambot | Corman is a cool guy. | |
| BobIshAWAY | I don't know any famous people, but I'm famous enough already. So it sort of works out. | |
| * BobIshAWAY looks back down. | ||
| Briggs | Well, gotta run. Back later, maybe... I dunno. | |
| DeRaptor | Heheh, he looked at my tape and he was like "What's this?" | |
| DarkonZero | Bob is famous in the way of himself. | |
| DeRaptor | Like he didn't know what they were doing to his movies...hmm. | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| * Briggs waves goodbye and dives out the window. | ||
| *** Briggs has left #deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | I was the only person in the audience at the talk thing he gave with an MST3K shirt on, and was too chicken to ask any questions... | |
| DeRaptor | hmm. | |
| Timmyling | I met...um...the pizza guy from Domino's. | |
| TheCambot | I met the Bi-Lo clerk. | |
| DarkonZero | Ling....you always meet that pizza guy. | |
| * DeRaptor chuckles. | ||
| TheCambot | And the video store guy. He's my neighbor! | |
| DeRaptor | Y'know how 'ling likes that pizza guy. | |
| Timmyling | Several people have called me "ma'am" over the phone. | |
| * DeRaptor laughs. | ||
| TheCambot | Happened to me twice. | |
| DeRaptor | High pitched voices? | |
| TheCambot | It's not funny, De! It's a serious matter! | |
| Timmyling | No, just stupid people. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmm. | |
| TheCambot | I don't know what I sound like. Ask Katie over there. | |
| DeRaptor | They took you for deep voiced women, then? | |
| DarkonZero | I sound like a feeb. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if Cam and 'ling have microphones... | ||
| Timmyling | My voice is too weird to categorize. | |
| DarkonZero | Everyone knows that. | |
| TheCambot | Yeah, like Gretta Garbo and that Grace Under Fire lady. | |
| Timmyling | I have speaker-microphones, De. | |
| Timmyling | Which means cheap-o quality, | |
| Timmyling | . | |
| TheCambot | I don't, De. | |
| * BobIshAWAY looks up, yet again. | ||
| * BobIshAWAY laughs at the "Ma'am" thing. | ||
| TheCambot | Bob has the world's worst microphone. | |
| Timmyling | Shutup, Bob. | |
| TheCambot | Not funny, Bob! | |
| BobIshAWAY | My microphone is fine. | |
| TheCambot | It clicks! | |
| TheCambot | Oh, you said that was the sound program. | |
| BobIshAWAY | That MS' Sound Recorder. | |
| * DarkonZero thinks he sounds more and more like a feeb each day. | ||
| BobIshAWAY | That to That's | |
| Timmyling | When I make a sound it sounds like a fan is blowing into my speaker. | |
| DarkonZero | Especially my laugh. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Matthew Sweet's14,16,0:6,04,1"Devine Intervention"4,1 | ||
| Timmyling | I laugh too loudly. People have been scared of my laugh. | |
| BobIshAWAY | Oh.. I _know_ I sound like a feeb. | |
| BobIshAWAY | Other than that, I'm perfect in everyway. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob is the only one who likes my Heston impression. | |
| Timmyling | Except for applying spaces when nessecary, Bob. | |
| BobIshAWAY | Other than that, I'm perfect in everyway. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if 'ling's laugh is evil. | ||
| Timmyling | Other than that, I'm perfect in every way. | |
| TheCambot | You all talk too much. | |
| BobIshAWAY | Other than that, I'm perfect in everyway. | |
| BobIshAWAY | I'm sorry, ma'am. | |
| * DeRaptor sounds like...um...something. | ||
| Timmyling | My laugh is simply very loud, De. | |
| TheCambot | Katie, did you ever see Bowfinger? | |
| DeRaptor | But loud and evil? | |
| Timmyling | Shutup, Bob. | |
| DarkonZero | Cam....you complain too much. | |
| BobIshAWAY | I'll try to use more spaces, ma'am. | |
| katie | nope i didn't. | |
| Timmyling | No, just loud. | |
| katie | mommy and summer did, but I was in school. | |
| * BobIshAWAY resumes his away-ness. | ||
| Timmyling | Call me ma'am again, Bob, and it means you like to skip and jump and press wild flowers. | |
| TheCambot | Ah. | |
| TheCambot | Did they like it? | |
| DarkonZero | De....uh, I forgot what you sound like. | |
| BobIshAWAY | But.. I DO! | |
| Timmyling | And put on women's clothing. And hang around in bars. | |
| katie | I think mommy did. | |
| * BobIshAWAY skips and jumps and presses wild flowers. | ||
| TheCambot | Summer didn't then? | |
| * DeRaptor calls Cam and 'ling "ma'am" to see what happens. | ||
| Timmyling | Heyyy. | |
| katie | I don't know.,.. didn't talk to her about it. | |
| TheCambot | Let's get her, Timmy. | |
| TheCambot | Oh, well. | |
| Timmyling | I'm having enough trouble with Bob, De. | |
| * DarkonZero remembers the time a health food store called him and asked a hypothetical question and DZ answered with "No". | ||
| Timmyling | Silence. | |
| TheCambot | Hmmm. | |
| katie | hey kids... I hate this but I have to go. | |
| TheCambot | Aww. | |
| Timmyling | Awwww. | |
| DarkonZero | Awwwwwww. | |
| * DeRaptor grins widely, exposing sharp knifeblade-like teeth. and stuff. | ||
| katie | bye y'all. | |
| Timmyling | Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. | |
| TheCambot | Bye Katie. | |
| DarkonZero | Bye.... | |
| * DarkonZero remembers the time a health food store called him and asked a hypothetical question and DZ answered with "No" and hung up. | ||
| *** katie has quit IRC (katie) | ||
| Timmyling | I remember I once was asked on the phone "when can I call back?" and I said "Probably never" and hung up quickly. | |
| DarkonZero | Forgot to end it properly. | |
| TheCambot | FREAKNATION!!!!! | |
| TheCambot | I had Boz go undercover with her in AIM, and my chances are zippo. | |
| TheCambot | I'm more depressed than ever. | |
| Timmyling | Well, that was less satisfying then it would be, Cam. | |
| * TheCambot punches through a wall. | ||
| DarkonZero | Well Cam.....that's us. | |
| TheCambot | Boz asked her questions about her and me dating. | |
| Bozarth | HEY! | |
| TheCambot | And none of them turned out well. | |
| Timmyling | You forgot that we have comeback lines for everything. | |
| Bozarth | I'm Mr. Cash to you | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Matthew Sweet's14,16,0:6,04,1"Good Friend (Girlfriend Demo)"4,1 | ||
| Timmyling | Cam, you tried to make me go undercover. | |
| Timmyling | You lousy ne'r-do-well. | |
| Timmyling | Silence. | |
| TheCambot | LordBozarth: LordBozarth: so..if you're such a close friend with John, would you ever consider going out with him? | |
| TheCambot | ktrawson: hm... he's two years younger than me... | |
| Timmyling | Owie. | |
| Bozarth | Listwn to this | |
| Bozarth | listen | |
| Bozarth | LordBozarth: well, I better go...nice talking with you | |
| Bozarth | ktrawson: bye sweetie. | |
| Bozarth | LordBozarth: aww, aren't you lovely | |
| Bozarth | ktrawson: :) | |
| Bozarth | ktrawson: goodnight babe. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....life in definition is: The thing that sucks and surrounds us. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorta like the force/ | |
| Timmyling | Dammit, I never get any mail. | |
| Bozarth | Bye guys! I'm off | |
| TheCambot | I have to go. | |
| Timmyling | Bye Boz. | |
| DarkonZero | Bye BOZ! | |
| *** TheCambot has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| Timmyling | Bye Cam. | |
| Timmyling | Dang. | |
| DeRaptor | hmm. I thought the force more blowed. | |
| Bozarth | what a night, heh? | |
| DeRaptor | Bye Boz then. | |
| Timmyling | Yup. | |
| DarkonZero | De.....I did say "sorta". | |
| Bozarth | I want a log of this tomorrow | |
| Timmyling | We managed to kill off another one of Cam's hopes and dreams. | |
| Bozarth | Another day, and dream dashed | |
| *** Bozarth has quit IRC (I'm off) | ||
| Timmyling | And then there were 5. | |
| Timmyling | Silence. | |
| * DarkonZero knows all his hopes and dreams are to come.....in cans of six or twelve. | ||
| Timmyling | Pepsi? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm goona start drinking. | |
| Timmyling | goona? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...goona | |
| DarkonZero | Soory. | |
| Timmyling | I think you've already started. | |
| DarkonZero | Well...that's what you think. | |
| * DarkonZero needs a keg. | ||
| Timmyling | It is, isn't it? | |
| *** BobIshAWAY is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| BobIshmael | Whooo! Kegger! | |
| BobIshmael | I mean- | |
| BobIshmael | No, I mean that. | |
| * DeRaptor shakes her head. | ||
| DeRaptor | Just because Kevin Murphy has become perpetually drunk... | |
| * DarkonZero changes his mind now. | ||
| BobIshmael | See, that's all DZ needs. | |
| DeRaptor | hmm. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Alcohol is great. | |
| BobIshmael | <DZ> Eww, I'm gonna be sick. | |
| DeRaptor | This movie sponsored by the booze council.... | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| * DarkonZero wonders what he really needs. | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Matthew Sweet's14,16,0:6,04,1"I've Been Waiting"4,1 | ||
| * BobIshmael ponders breaking into a Spice Girl song... but stops. | ||
| Timmyling | You need to live and laugh and love, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | I got the laugh part... | |
| DarkonZero | Live...hmmmm.... | |
| DarkonZero | And the last one...no chance of that in hell. | |
| Timmyling | Hard Rock Live? | |
| DarkonZero | The silence.....isn't it lovely? | |
| DeRaptor | living...loving...novel concepts, yes. | |
| * BobIshmael wonders how come he has no emotional turmoil to speak of. | ||
| BobIshmael | I need some of that. Can I get that at K-Mart? | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe. | |
| *** DarkonZero is now known as Poopyhead | ||
| BobIshmael | I'll ask around. I'm sure K-Mart has distress for sale. | |
| Timmyling | You can get anything at Big K-Mart. | |
| Poopyhead | For less.....no, that Wal-mart. | |
| BobIshmael | Personally, all I get is ill. | |
| Timmyling | Even though they changed absolutely nothing in the stores, it's still BIG. | |
| BobIshmael | And a slight headache. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmm. I've got a little bit of that stuff, if you want to take it off my hands. | |
| *** Poopyhead is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| BobIshmael | Sure, De.. What kind is it? | |
| DarkonZero | Hers is a bit dirty..... | |
| Timmyling | I wish Charlie Chaplin was on. | |
| BobIshmael | That's what I thought. | |
| DarkonZero | It needs to be laundered. | |
| Timmyling | He's funny and stuff. | |
| BobIshmael | I wish the Stooges were on right now... | |
| BobIshmael | Or the Marx Brothers. | |
| DeRaptor | Um, actually, I cleaned it up a while ago. | |
| * DarkonZero wishes something in his mind was on. | ||
| Timmyling | Yeah, or A Streetcar Named Desire. | |
| DeRaptor | It's still a little dingy, but nice and shiny now. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, or A Stree- Wha? | |
| Timmyling | Old movie that I like. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, alright, De... What sort of turmoil is it? | |
| DeRaptor | hmm. | |
| BobIshmael | 'ling, I know what it is. Don't patronize me. | |
| DeRaptor | Um...emotional, y'know. | |
| Timmyling | Okay, Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Any sort of specific turmoil? | |
| BobIshmael | I'm fond of childhood trauma, myself. | |
| BobIshmael | Any of that? | |
| DeRaptor | Hmm...well, mostly social ostracization and loneliness. You dig that? | |
| * DarkonZero 's personal turmoil hit him again yesterday at work and removed every bit of his "chipperness". | ||
| BobIshmael | Hmmm... I don't have much of that. It's a deal. | |
| * BobIshmael takes De's emotional turmoil. | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh.....I think I'll buy it De.....to add to more of mine, | |
| DarkonZero | That's my problem at this time of life. | |
| * DeRaptor gives Bob some and Darkon some. | ||
| DeRaptor | That didn't sound right. | |
| Timmyling | Do any of you have any schizophrenia? I could go for a spot of that right now. | |
| DarkonZero | De....take it back quick. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmm. Sorry, 'ling. Might have to go to Big K for that. | |
| Timmyling | Aww. | |
| * DeRaptor founds Big 3Kmart | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Timmyling | Not even agoraphobia? | |
| BobIshmael | 'ling, I have a little bit of that. It runs in the family, so I'll have to charge you more. | |
| DarkonZero | I got agoraphobia. | |
| BobIshmael | Not agoraphobia. | |
| DarkonZero | To a point. | |
| Timmyling | Man, someone's GOT to have at least obsessive-compulsive disorder. | |
| DarkonZero | I do. | |
| DarkonZero | I do. | |
| Timmyling | Give it to me. | |
| BobIshmael | 'ling, my schizophrenia is still up for grabs. | |
| DarkonZero | No....it grown on m. | |
| DarkonZero | m to me | |
| Timmyling | I'll take it, Bob. | |
| DeRaptor | Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads. | |
| DeRaptor | Well, on Metaluna at least. | |
| DarkonZero | Trek fans... | |
| * BobIshmael hands his mental problems off to 'ling. | ||
| BobIshmael | Take care of 'em. | |
| Timmyling | Yaah! | |
| DeRaptor | What about Trek fans? | |
| BobIshmael | Hey! I feel... "normal." | |
| DarkonZero | They want prosthetic foreheads. | |
| Timmyling | It's a truckload of disorders, syndromes, and phobias. | |
| BobIshmael | What the hell am I doing here, talking to your weirdos? | |
| DeRaptor | Oh yeah. | |
| BobIshmael | your to you | |
| DeRaptor | Klingon deal...thing...a majig. | |
| Timmyling | I feel so...dirty. | |
| Timmyling | Bob, you better take it back. | |
| BobIshmael | Thanks. | |
| * BobIshmael takes his mental disorder back. | ||
| BobIshmael | Phew! | |
| Timmyling | Before I develop a fear of socail life--ahh. | |
| BobIshmael | That's more like it. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....this is getting me down even more than I am. | |
| Timmyling | socail? | |
| *** DarkonZero is now known as MikeDowns | ||
| Timmyling | De, how far are you on that image? | |
| * BobIshmael ponders giving 'ling the lecture he gave to Callip. | ||
| BobIshmael | Eh, maybe later. | |
| Timmyling | Not to nag or anything. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh...I...need to do that. | |
| *** MikeDowns is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| Timmyling | Whatzit, Bob? | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe later. | |
| Timmyling | What's it on, though? | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1The Chemical Brothers'14,16,0:6,04,1"Let Forever Be"4,1 | ||
| DarkonZero | I feel a bit better now. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, nobody ever send any email to deraptor@subdimension.com anymore. | |
| BobIshmael | About you inferring anything about my "social life." | |
| Timmyling | Oh, too bad. | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe later, huh? | |
| Timmyling | No thanks. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.....De...what about @mindless.com? | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe later. | |
| Timmyling | Maybe never. | |
| BobIshmael | I sent all my mail to earthling.net/com | |
| BobIshmael | Later. | |
| Timmyling | You stupid midget on stilts. | |
| BobIshmael | And you will learn not to assume anything about me. | |
| DeRaptor | @mindless still works. | |
| DeRaptor | and @earthling.net | |
| * DarkonZero realizes how stupid he is by having 9 e-mail address. | ||
| * DeRaptor kicks Darkon. | ||
| DarkonZero | Or is it 10. | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot and ow. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, I thought you were talking about me... | |
| DeRaptor | misread. | |
| DeRaptor | Stupid me. | |
| DeRaptor | But I do have a lot of email addresses too. | |
| DeRaptor | heheh. | |
| DeRaptor | hmm. | |
| DarkonZero | Well...kick me again. | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| DeRaptor | No. | |
| DeRaptor | 'ling, what background color do you want? | |
| DarkonZero | Come on....kick me. | |
| Timmyling | Um...white. | |
| DeRaptor | Okay. | |
| * DeRaptor throws soft fluffy things at Darkon instead. | ||
| DarkonZero | I told someone to slap me once....and they did.....it was to wake me up/ | |
| DarkonZero | I was getting sleepy. | |
| Timmyling | I think I'll brag more about my marble ball I got at Pier 1 Imports today. | |
| DarkonZero | And man, she hit me hard. | |
| Timmyling | I got a marble ball at Pier 1 today. Nyah nyah nyah. | |
| DeRaptor | Really. | |
| * DarkonZero takes the marble ball and shove it.....WHOA! | ||
| DeRaptor | What do you...do with your marble ball? | |
| DarkonZero | Play marbles. | |
| DarkonZero | And won. | |
| Timmyling | You...um...throw it through the windows of hated enemies. | |
| DeRaptor | Ohh. | |
| Timmyling | DZ, it's too big. | |
| DarkonZero | So...you knocked out Rush Limbaugh for me? | |
| Timmyling | It's about the size of a bocce ball. | |
| Timmyling | And on;y 6 bucks! | |
| Timmyling | on;y? | |
| Timmyling | only. | |
| BobIshmael | WHY would you WANT a marble? | |
| * BobIshmael quickly goes AFK. | ||
| Timmyling | Not a marble. A marble ball. | |
| Timmyling | No DCCs, De. | |
| Timmyling | Remember? | |
| * DarkonZero ponders on going to F.A.O. Shwartz to buy marbles..... | ||
| Timmyling | I'm lashed ot Java. | |
| Timmyling | ot? | |
| Timmyling | to. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh...eww. | |
| Timmyling | Gruesome, I know. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.....marbles.. | |
| * DeRaptor emails. | ||
| * DeRaptor sculpts Crow out of marble. | ||
| * DeRaptor has to leave... | ||
| DeRaptor | byeee | |
| *** DeRaptor has left #Deep13 | ||
| Timmyling | Dang. | |
| * DarkonZero thinks of the uses he can do with the marbles. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmmm..... | |
| DarkonZero | I'll put them next to a stairway. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh....you didn't see that. | |
| Timmyling | Okey. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| Timmyling | Silence. | |
| DarkonZero | Silence.....' | |
| DarkonZero | What a concept. | |
| Timmyling | I think I'll contemplate empty space. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...Cam's head. | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| Timmyling | For bringing Katie in here, what a dope. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | That was the worst thing he ever did. | |
| DarkonZero | She barely said anything. | |
| DarkonZero | Except "babe". | |
| Timmyling | Yeah, and when she did, it was to Cam. | |
| BobIshmael | What a freak. | |
| * BobIshmael is back, by the way. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey Bob.... | |
| DarkonZero | Been surreal. | |
| BobIshmael | Hola. | |
| BobIshmael | Has it? | |
| DarkonZero | . to ? | |
| BobIshmael | Ah. No. | |
| BobIshmael | Have YOU? | |
| DarkonZero | Nope... | |
| BobIshmael | Or 'ling, for that matter? | |
| DarkonZero | Except yesterday. | |
| Timmyling | Huh/ | |
| BobIshmael | Oh? | |
| Timmyling | . | |
| DarkonZero | At wrok. | |
| BobIshmael | Work. | |
| DarkonZero | wrok to work | |
| BobIshmael | Do tell. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh....no. | |
| BobIshmael | BRB | |
| DarkonZero | That was what we were talking about earlier. | |
| Timmyling | Well. | |
| DarkonZero | Well what? | |
| Timmyling | Well well. | |
| DarkonZero | Well well well..... | |
| Timmyling | Aaanyways. I'm gonna cut 'n paste somethin'. Do not be alarmed. | |
| * DarkonZero likes his Crosswinds POP3 e-mail account. | ||
| Timmyling | Government computer to flood: $1200. | |
| Timmyling | Drawing utensils for fake-looking Dracula pics: $98. | |
| Timmyling | Upsetting shorts with the American flag on them: $12. | |
| Timmyling | Heroin and crack cocaine bought off the street: $23 | |
| Timmyling | Mental hysteria and insanity: Priceless. | |
| Timmyling | There are some things omega can't buy, but for things you can, there's American Master Visa Gold. | |
| Timmyling | Thank you. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe. | |
| * DarkonZero applauds. | ||
| Timmyling | BRB. | |
| *** Timmyling has quit IRC (Timmyling) | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| *** Timmyling has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Timmyling | WB, me. | |
| Timmyling | Why thank you, me. | |
| DarkonZero | WB! | |
| DarkonZero | I thank me for thanking me. | |
| * BobIshmael returns. | ||
| BobIshmael | Bite me, you. | |
| Timmyling | "I'd like to thank me for flying Me Airways." | |
| * BobIshmael eats a tamale. | ||
| BobIshmael | Mmmmm. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| DarkonZero | Bob will be running soom. | |
| DarkonZero | soom to soon | |
| BobIshmael | HEY! Tamales is good. | |
| * BobIshmael "mmmmmms" again. | ||
| DarkonZero | But....you'll be running soon. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm immune to Mexican food side effects. | |
| BobIshmael | So, again, mmmmmmmmm. | |
| DarkonZero | But....you'll be running soon. | |
| BobIshmael | I will? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes..... | |
| BobIshmael | Any particular reason why? | |
| DarkonZero | Because...you will. | |
| BobIshmael | Is there a marathon tomorrow or something? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah. | |
| BobIshmael | Ah. | |
| DarkonZero | The race to the bathroom '99. | |
| BobIshmael | Ah, but... | |
| BobIshmael | I'm immune to Mexican food side effects. | |
| DarkonZero | But....you'll be running soon. | |
| BobIshmael | Fine. | |
| DarkonZero | I won! | |
| * BobIshmael decides to listen to Buddy Holly. | ||
| DarkonZero | You mean Gary Busey. | |
| *** Retrieving #Deep13 info... | ||
| BobIshmael | Nope, Buddy Holly. | |
| DarkonZero | You mean Gary Busey. | |
| Timmyling | Cool...Hurricane Dennis is gonna kill North Carolina. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| Timmyling | I hate North Carolina. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| BobIshmael | Fine. Gary Busey | |
| DarkonZero | I won again! | |
| BobIshmael | Cam's in SC. | |
| * BobIshmael grins evilly. | ||
| BobIshmael | Think we could bribe the hurricane to go after Cam? | |
| DarkonZero | Ling....bad stuff happen to you in NC? | |
| Timmyling | Yeah. | |
| DarkonZero | In a Deliverance sorta way? | |
| * BobIshmael wonders why Windows comes with a Weezer video. | ||
| Timmyling | Um...no. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob...what? | |
| BobIshmael | Windows... Weezer. | |
| DarkonZero | Where? | |
| BobIshmael | If you have Windows 95 and the Windows 95 CD, it's on there. | |
| BobIshmael | The CD, I mean. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh..... | |
| DarkonZero | I gots 98. | |
| BobIshmael | It's under Media or Video or something. | |
| BobIshmael | Ah. | |
| BobIshmael | You would. | |
| DarkonZero | Weird. | |
| * BobIshmael wonders what would happen if they played Buddy Holly's "Rave on" at a rave. | ||
| * DarkonZero ponders on kil...er....giving Bob a bomb. | ||
| BobIshmael | A bomb.. Is that supposed to be better? | |
| DarkonZero | I thought so. | |
| *** MSTManos has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | MANOS! | |
| BobIshmael | Well, I don't. | |
| MSTManos | Hi. | |
| Timmyling | Heyas, Manos. | |
| BobIshmael | Just kill me and be done with it. | |
| DarkonZero | MANNIX! | |
| BobIshmael | BAD-DUNT-BAD-DAAAAAH! | |
| MSTManos | Well, I guess everyone has heard of last night's stalker problem. | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| BobIshmael | "Hey guys, I saw zees on Mannix once." | |
| *** omega has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | BAD-DUNT-BAD-DAAAAAH! | |
| Timmyling | Oh great. | |
| MSTManos | Yipee. | |
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| omega | what | |
| MSTManos | Hey, Bob, I left early. Have a log of what happened after I left last night? | |
| BobIshmael | Not much happened. | |
| DarkonZero | Was I there? | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot. | |
| MSTManos | Still, it should be cool to read. | |
| MSTManos | No. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| BobIshmael | We found out that whats'er face is a fan. | |
| DarkonZero | Who? | |
| MSTManos | Well, with a name like Xeno, whaddya' think? | |
| BobIshmael | One of the IRCops, I mean... And then Cam wound up irritating her. | |
| MSTManos | Oh. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| MSTManos | That wacky Cam! | |
| MSTManos | Irritating people is his best job. | |
| DarkonZero | True.... | |
| BobIshmael | She liked us and everything, but then Cam annoyed her and she left with "don't ask me for help again." | |
| Timmyling | Speaking of which, Katie came on tonight. | |
| DarkonZero | He brought Katie in. | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| MSTManos | Oh, shit! | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, what a loser. | |
| BobIshmael | I mea- | |
| *** TheCambot has joined #Deep13 | ||
| MSTManos | (Pardon the French) | |
| BobIshmael | Hi Cam. | |
| TheCambot | I cannot even begin to sleep. | |
| BobIshmael | We weren't talking about you. | |
| DarkonZero | HIIII CAM! | |
| MSTManos | And speaking of Katie. | |
| MSTManos | ... | |
| TheCambot | What in God's name am I gonna do? | |
| Timmyling | Hi Cam. | |
| * TheCambot slumps into a chair. | ||
| BobIshmael | omega, don't lurk. | |
| MSTManos | Bob, just give me the log! | |
| BobIshmael | Sorry, can't. | |
| TheCambot | This sucks entirely too much. | |
| MSTManos | Why not? | |
| BobIshmael | I don't know. | |
| BobIshmael | What's today? | |
| MSTManos | I wanna see all the stuff! | |
| BobIshmael | The 29th? | |
| MSTManos | Yep. | |
| *** omega has left #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| BobIshmael | I went to sleep around 6am, Sat. morning.. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm not sure what today is. | |
| Timmyling | Well, it's technically the 30th. | |
| TheCambot | Did Bozarth post everything Katie told him? | |
| Timmyling | On the East Coast. | |
| MSTManos | Well, omega finally figured he's not needed here. | |
| TheCambot | Quiet, Tim. | |
| BobIshmael | It's 9 here. | |
| Timmyling | No, Cam. | |
| TheCambot | Oh. | |
| MSTManos | 9:09 | |
| DarkonZero | Bob......it's Sat night. | |
| BobIshmael | Is today Sunday? | |
| BobIshmael | OH!? IS IT?! | |
| MSTManos | Cam? | |
| Timmyling | Huh? | |
| MSTManos | n/m | |
| BobIshmael | Sheesh! I thought it was Sunday. | |
| DarkonZero | Sun. | |
| TheCambot | Hmmm> | |
| TheCambot | ? | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| BobIshmael | Thanks. | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot what day it was... | |
| DarkonZero | SHIT! | |
| BobIshmael | Is it Sunday?1 | |
| BobIshmael | Is it Sunday?! | |
| TheCambot | My life is over. I say that all the time, though. | |
| DarkonZero | It's Sunday. | |
| MSTManos | 95% to be exact | |
| BobIshmael | Freakin' hell, I'm confused. | |
| DarkonZero | It's Sunday...Bob. | |
| TheCambot | Bob, where you are, it's Sunday night. | |
| Timmyling | Where you are, yes, it's Sunday, Bob. | |
| TheCambot | Where I am, it's early Monday morning. | |
| BobIshmael | How could it be Sunday? Didn't I go to sleep Saturday morning?! | |
| MSTManos | I only went to sleep at 1 AM. Lucky duck. | |
| * BobIshmael shakes his head. | ||
| MSTManos | I wanted in on the action! | |
| BobIshmael | Screw it, it doesn't matter what day it is. | |
| MSTManos | It's anyday. | |
| TheCambot | I'm in the middle of a crisis here, and you're talking about what day it is! | |
| TheCambot | Jiminy. | |
| BobIshmael | Doesn't matter. I just need the date of last night. | |
| MSTManos | August 28... is that clear? | |
| BobIshmael | Or.. No, last night.. Right? | |
| TheCambot | Last night was the 28th. | |
| DarkonZero | Cam.....we support you.......to a point. | |
| * BobIshmael checks his logs. | ||
| TheCambot | Saturday night, the night of the stalker. | |
| DarkonZero | What stalker? | |
| BobIshmael | Then maybe I went to sleep this morning. | |
| TheCambot | The robo-stalker. | |
| *** MSTManos has quit IRC (Read error to MSTManos[p152.netwood.net]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh...that. | |
| BobIshmael | I coulda sworn it was Sat, though... | |
| DarkonZero | I was told of that. | |
| BobIshmael | I went to sleep while watching "Batman: Beyond," I think. | |
| Timmyling | Hm. | |
| *** MSTManos has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | I didn't know cartoons came on Sunday morning. | |
| Timmyling | wb. | |
| BobIshmael | Wb Manny. | |
| MSTManos | Well, they do, Bob. | |
| TheCambot | They do, Bob. | |
| DarkonZero | They do now Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Huh. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, I guess that's cleared up then. | |
| TheCambot | More than Saturday morning, actually. | |
| TheCambot | They screwed up the system. | |
| MSTManos | Of course, they've never been as popular as Saturday morning cartoons. | |
| DarkonZero | The WB network shows them on Sunday. | |
| TheCambot | Right, but my crisis? | |
| TheCambot | Uh-huh, but my crisis? | |
| DarkonZero | Cam..... | |
| * TheCambot attracts attention to himself. | ||
| * DarkonZero kicks Cam. | ||
| TheCambot | Stop it. | |
| MSTManos | I wasn't here, so I don't really care. | |
| BobIshmael | Y'know what we need? | |
| DarkonZero | A keg? | |
| BobIshmael | We need a full-motion animated movie that's rated PG-13 or R. | |
| BobIshmael | And a keg. | |
| TheCambot | Bob... | |
| TheCambot | There's a movie coming out... | |
| DarkonZero | Bob......Heavy Metal. | |
| TheCambot | A computer-genereated one... | |
| Timmyling | Bob...Japanese Anime. | |
| TheCambot | called Blue Planet or something. | |
| TheCambot | It's a parody on computer-geneated movies. | |
| BobIshmael | 'ling, riiight. And those come out all the time in the theater, don't they? | |
| MSTManos | Bob... I'm not responding. | |
| TheCambot | Bob, this one is theatrical. | |
| TheCambot | The trailer's pretty funny. | |
| Timmyling | You didn't say anything about the frikkin' theaters, Bob. | |
| TheCambot | It has an ant walking by, and he introduces himself as Adam Ant, and his friend as Kenny Lightyear or something. | |
| DarkonZero | There is a Japanese animated moving coming out called "Perfect Blue".....it's about a actress and her stalker. | |
| TheCambot | And they have this conversation, and then someone steps on Kenny, and blood squirts everywhere, and you can imagine what Adam Ant says. | |
| DarkonZero | moving to movie. | |
| TheCambot | Then it goes through all these space scenes why a woman makes orgasmic noises. | |
| Timmyling | "Dammit?" "Holy sheist?" "Fork?" | |
| * BobIshmael ponders buying a camera and making films with his free time. | ||
| TheCambot | Doesn't sound so good when you talk about it. | |
| BobIshmael | I have too much free time. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| TheCambot | Anyways, my crisis. | |
| DarkonZero | Do we need to know. | |
| BobIshmael | YES! | |
| MSTManos | Like I said,I wasn't here, so I don't really care. | |
| DarkonZero | Really? | |
| BobIshmael | Yes.. | |
| DarkonZero | Cam.....shut up. | |
| BobIshmael | I'll make movies with my free time. | |
| BobIshmael | Actually.. I need a job. | |
| DarkonZero | Soory...but shut up/ | |
| BobIshmael | Someone hire me to do something. | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| MSTManos | Anything? | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, I'll make you a webpage for $1000 bucks. | |
| TheCambot | Katie knows I like her, and has known, she wishes I didn't like her, she doesn't think she'd ever date me, and she likes Danny more than me because he's "more mature." | |
| DarkonZero | There are plenty of depressed folk in here already. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...me. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm perfectly happy, thank you. | |
| DarkonZero | But that's besides the point. | |
| BobIshmael | It's just you, Cam, Loc.. And everyone else. | |
| TheCambot | And I think that's a bad situation and I need a shoulder to cry on. | |
| BobIshmael | Get away from me, Cam. | |
| DarkonZero | And me.... | |
| TheCambot | I have not the foggiest notion of what I'm going to do. | |
| MSTManos | Cam, I wouldn't be surprised because of lack of maturity. That's my opinion. | |
| MSTManos | Hold on, lemme rephrase that/ | |
| MSTManos | . | |
| TheCambot | Why don't you? | |
| DarkonZero | Most of the girls that like my immaturity. | |
| MSTManos | Cam, I wouldn't be surprised if someone looked over you because of lack of maturity. That's my opinion. | |
| BobIshmael | Where the hell is all this good TV that everyone's talking about? | |
| DarkonZero | Damn....that made no snce. | |
| TheCambot | That's worse. | |
| DarkonZero | And my spelling is bad. | |
| MSTManos | You're welcome. | |
| Timmyling | Cam, what can I say? You missed the boat. | |
| TheCambot | It doesn't work that way, Ling. | |
| MSTManos | Bob, good TV died not too long ago. | |
| TheCambot | I don't miss boats. I swim after them. | |
| DarkonZero | Then drown. | |
| MSTManos | And time after time, the engine sputters in your face. | |
| Timmyling | You eventually suffer exaustion and drown. | |
| TheCambot | I have to tell her Wednesday. I really do have to. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....do it. | |
| DarkonZero | GEEZ! | |
| BobIshmael | I think I'll be a hobo for a bit. | |
| BobIshmael | Seriously. | |
| MSTManos | Okay. | |
| BobIshmael | Just for the hell of it. | |
| TheCambot | Go for it, Bob. | |
| MSTManos | I already converted into a drug addict. | |
| * BobIshmael tries to find a frieght train. | ||
| BobIshmael | I don't think any are near me. | |
| BobIshmael | Wait... There might be. | |
| TheCambot | I converted into a hopeless romantic...wait, I didn't change at all. | |
| DarkonZero | Me.....a millionaire.....in my mind......while staying at Belle Vue. | |
| BobIshmael | I'll be a hobo... Or Buddy Holly. | |
| BobIshmael | http://members.tripod.com/~Claflin/foolspara.ram | |
| BobIshmael | Buddy Holly. | |
| TheCambot | No. | |
| BobIshmael | Buddy Holly. | |
| TheCambot | No. | |
| BobIshmael | Buddy Holly. | |
| TheCambot | No. | |
| BobIshmael | Buddy Holly. | |
| TheCambot | Buddy Holly. | |
| BobIshmael | Good. | |
| TheCambot | No. | |
| *** Mars changes topic to 'Buddy Holly. ' | ||
| DarkonZero | Matthew Sweet. | |
| TheCambot | Definately no. | |
| DarkonZero | you suck Cam. | |
| MSTManos | Who sucks Cam? | |
| TheCambot | I knew that was coming. | |
| DarkonZero | you | |
| * BobIshmael shudders. | ||
| MSTManos | Me? | |
| DarkonZero | no....you. | |
| * BobIshmael bathrooms: Vomiting. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey....I did make the call.... | |
| DarkonZero | Bob had o run. | |
| DarkonZero | o to to | |
| MSTManos | You equals... ? | |
| TheCambot | Huh. | |
| TheCambot | You equals huh. | |
| DarkonZero | Nothing..... | |
| DarkonZero | GEEZ | |
| DarkonZero | DOLTS! | |
| TheCambot | Timmy, are you there? | |
| MSTManos | BLAH! | |
| Timmyling | Yeah. | |
| TheCambot | You weren't talking. | |
| Timmyling | So? | |
| TheCambot | So nya. | |
| Timmyling | Well. | |
| MSTManos | I wonder if I had better stuff to do today... nope. | |
| TheCambot | I'm sure you did. Go find something. | |
| TheCambot | Play Jenga. | |
| TheCambot | That's always a good time-consumer. | |
| Timmyling | Jenga isn't really a good game for 1. | |
| MSTManos | Well, arguing with you is one of them. But I do that all the time, with no wasted opportunities. | |
| TheCambot | It's been done, Ling. | |
| TheCambot | There's nothing wrong with one-man Jenga. | |
| Timmyling | Without sucess. | |
| TheCambot | Not that I would know. | |
| MSTManos | I'm not even gonna ask. | |
| * TheCambot closes blinds and continues playing Jenga by himself. | ||
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| * TheCambot points to the INNUENDO-FREE label on the jenga box. | ||
| TheCambot | You and your sick mind. | |
| Timmyling | You're the one who suggested the innuendo here! | |
| MSTManos | Don't look at me. | |
| TheCambot | I was going to say I wish Katie was here to play Jenga with me, but now I can't. | |
| MSTManos | Oh God. | |
| Timmyling | I used to build mazes out of Jenga and make gerbils run through them. They never learned to knock down the Jenga walls. | |
| TheCambot | I really meant Jenga. | |
| MSTManos | Ya know, it's this kind of whining that... forget it. | |
| MSTManos | I wonder if I had even better stuff to do today... nope. | |
| Timmyling | Silence. | |
| DarkonZero | Yup.... | |
| TheCambot | Grrr. This isn't the sort of support I need. I'm going to try sleep again. I'll probably se you again before the sun dawns. | |
| Timmyling | Hm. | |
| Timmyling | Alright. | |
| DarkonZero | Bye.... | |
| *** TheCambot has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| Timmyling | You've dug your own grave, Cam. | |
| Timmyling | Damn. | |
| DarkonZero | I say he's gonna come back soon. | |
| MSTManos | I've got five bucks riding on it. | |
| Timmyling | Place your bets on how long before he comes back. | |
| DarkonZero | I say within 2 hours. | |
| MSTManos | Now it's becoming a pool. | |
| Timmyling | I say within 1. | |
| MSTManos | Within the next 45 minutes. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....I change mine to 40. | |
| DarkonZero | minutes that is. | |
| * BobIshmael returns. | ||
| BobIshmael | I say within one hour, too. | |
| MSTManos | It would actually be easy to say 40 minutes... but the easy part kills it all. | |
| Timmyling | Hey! | |
| MSTManos | I mean 40 hours. | |
| Timmyling | Place your own bet. | |
| MSTManos | Uh, nevermind. | |
| BobIshmael | I did. | |
| Timmyling | You placed mine. | |
| BobIshmael | Are you saying only one person can bet on a horse? | |
| BobIshmael | Well? | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| Timmyling | No, I'm saying that "within 1 hour" is already taken. | |
| BobIshmael | It can't be "taken." | |
| MSTManos | This is more of a pool. | |
| Timmyling | So there. | |
| Timmyling | Yes it can. | |
| BobIshmael | Can't. | |
| Timmyling | Can. | |
| *** Mars changes topic to 'Can't. ' | ||
| Timmyling | Can! | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| * BobIshmael points to the topic. | ||
| Timmyling | Huh. | |
| * MSTManos is afk | ||
| BobIshmael | Looks like I win. | |
| Timmyling | Because you set a topic? | |
| BobIshmael | Yep. | |
| Timmyling | Uh-huh. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm glad you agree. | |
| Timmyling | I'm glad too. | |
| Timmyling | But I more think that you're a suffering fool. | |
| Timmyling | But that's just me. | |
| DarkonZero | Remind me to kill my little brother.....ok? | |
| BobIshmael | That's what I thought. | |
| BobIshmael | It is you. | |
| BobIshmael | Sure thing, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks.... | |
| MSTManos | I've got some advice, DZ... | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| MSTManos | Write it down. That way you remember better. | |
| BobIshmael | Or kill him now. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.....I can't....if my parents see it.....they'll kill me. | |
| Timmyling | Well, kill your parents, too. | |
| BobIshmael | Kill them all. | |
| DarkonZero | Well......then I will have no place to live. | |
| Timmyling | Then kill the landlord. | |
| MSTManos | Then that would make DZ the evil Menendez. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....remind me to mame my little brother....... | |
| Timmyling | maime? | |
| DarkonZero | Whatever.... | |
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor drops into #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | OW! The floor in here is hard. | |
| Timmyling | Hi De. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| DarkonZero | Nevermind....I glad you helped/ | |
| MSTManos | DZ, just bomb the whole damn place, place a dead body that looks similar to yours, then run. | |
| DeRaptor | 'lo there. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey De. | |
| Timmyling | Any time. | |
| MSTManos | Oh, hi De. | |
| DeRaptor | Whatcha talkin' about, Manos? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...wait. | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| MSTManos | Ask DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | There.... | |
| DeRaptor | heheh. | |
| Timmyling | DZ is gonna kill his little brother. | |
| DeRaptor | What's he talkin' about, Darkon? | |
| Timmyling | But there's complications. | |
| DeRaptor | hmm. | |
| DarkonZero | Nothing....they made me change my mind. | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| Timmyling | So he has to kill everyone he knows. | |
| DeRaptor | Plant a poisonous snake in his bed. | |
| BobIshmael | There's no "e" in maim, 'ling. | |
| DeRaptor | Sorry, was just watching the crocodile hunter on Animal Planet... | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| BobIshmael | You're thinking of "Maine." | |
| Timmyling | Shut up, Bob. | |
| DarkonZero | Watch me go next to this Croc and shove my foot in his bum. | |
| BobIshmael | Isn't that a South Park quote? | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| DeRaptor | heheh....eep. | |
| DeRaptor | I think it is... | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't know... | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| * MSTManos gets his rifle ready. | ||
| BobIshmael | I don't see why everyone makes fun of him.. I like that guy. | |
| DeRaptor | That crocodile hunter guy is freakin' nuts, though. | |
| BobIshmael | He's a moron. But I like him. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....I am ready to die. | |
| Timmyling | I remember the Croc hunter once saying "by crickie!" Very strange. | |
| DeRaptor | Heheh. It is fun to watch a guy act like a moron and almost get bitten by deadly snakes, I guess. | |
| BobIshmael | This one episode he went under a house to fetch out the world's most poisonous snake. | |
| Timmyling | Of course, he says that every day. | |
| DeRaptor | Isn't that the beaked seasnake? | |
| DeRaptor | What would a seasnake be doing under a house? | |
| BobIshmael | Well.. Not MOST. | |
| BobIshmael | But close. | |
| DeRaptor | Ah. | |
| Timmyling | One ep he almost was killed, while the stupid cameraman was just standing there. | |
| BobIshmael | One of the top three, I swear. | |
| DarkonZero | I remember watching one where he was moving the grass and a croc attacked the mower. | |
| Timmyling | Yeah. | |
| BobIshmael | I saw that one. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| MSTManos | Yes, DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | Moving the grass? | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| DeRaptor | heheh | |
| BobIshmael | We'll just pretend you said "mowing." | |
| DarkonZero | That word is stuck. | |
| DarkonZero | It's stuck in my head. | |
| Timmyling | And the sad part is that "v" is nowhere near "w." | |
| DarkonZero | I think I shall move on. | |
| DeRaptor | http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/20844/7 | |
| DeRaptor | Greidanus had to go to a counselor about his MST3K obsession... | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DeRaptor | Remind me to never drop by his part of the country. | |
| DarkonZero | We will. | |
| DarkonZero | Or won't. | |
| DarkonZero | Whatever... | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| DarkonZero | Soory, | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| DeRaptor | hmm...heehee | |
| * DarkonZero needs to take another 5 hour nap. | ||
| Timmyling | I remember one Croc ep where the idiot flung himself at a giant desert lizard...and missed. | |
| BobIshmael | Flung himself.. That's an amusing mental image. | |
| DeRaptor | heheh... | |
| DeRaptor | lizards are cute...huh huh. | |
| DarkonZero | I wish monkys flung dung at him. | |
| Timmyling | huh huh? | |
| Timmyling | monkys? | |
| * DeRaptor catches an ora and trains it to eat Sci-Fi Execs. | ||
| * MSTManos is afk. It has something to do with a box. | ||
| DarkonZero | I was going to ask that. | |
| Timmyling | Ewww. | |
| DeRaptor | A box... | |
| DarkonZero | Monkys. | |
| BobIshmael | He's playing with the box. | |
| DarkonZero | What are monkys. | |
| DeRaptor | What's eww, 'ling? | |
| BobIshmael | I used to make little forts out of boxes when I was younger... | |
| BobIshmael | Meaning... Last week. | |
| *** omega has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| DeRaptor | heehee. | |
| * MSTManos would like to let everyone know he's listening to a box. | ||
| DeRaptor | Sayyy...it's that guy! | |
| MSTManos | Oh, shit. | |
| DarkonZero | Which guy? | |
| omega | what | |
| * DeRaptor picks up omega and feeds him bugs. | ||
| DarkonZero | waht? | |
| Timmyling | Omega. Great. | |
| BobIshmael | wot? | |
| DarkonZero | Are you tom Curze yet? | |
| Timmyling | Omega. He lufes yew. | |
| MSTManos | Hello, omega. What do you whant? | |
| * DeRaptor trains her pet omega to eat SciFi Execs alongside her pet ora. | ||
| * BobIshmael ftps to Callip's site and notices nothing is there. | ||
| * omega picks up DeRaptor and puts him to the man eating annaconda | ||
| Timmyling | Ahem. | |
| MSTManos | Him? | |
| DarkonZero | Anna Conda? | |
| * omega picks up DeRaptor and puts him to the man eating spiders | ||
| Timmyling | Annacondas don't eat humans, omega. | |
| MSTManos | VAAAAAAAAANCE! | |
| BobIshmael | Anaconda don't eat people.. Do they? | |
| * omega picks up DeRaptor and puts him to the man eating snake | ||
| Timmyling | There are no man-eating spiders, omega. | |
| BobIshmael | Plural. Anacondas. | |
| omega | ye they do | |
| omega | 5¶12,0:12o6} | |
| Timmyling | There are no man-eating snakes. | |
| DarkonZero | De......when did you become a he? | |
| DeRaptor | spiders only eat people on bad movies on mst3k. | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| *** Mars changes topic to '<DarkonZero> De......when did you become a he? ' | ||
| omega | the anaconda eats the human in one pice | |
| * DeRaptor watches the omega play in the corner. | ||
| Timmyling | And they have really huge white eyes that disturb people. | |
| DeRaptor | Good question, Darkon...um, I think it was a couple minutes ago. | |
| DeRaptor | I changed back right now though. | |
| omega | did you guys say something | |
| BobIshmael | Phew, thank goodness. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey...no bad speeling. | |
| DeRaptor | Awww...look, it's talking! | |
| BobIshmael | No punctuation, though. | |
| omega | did you guys say something | |
| MSTManos | I have an idea, o-mee. | |
| Timmyling | Omega, if you knew anything, you'd know that an Anaconda eats only plants and small animals. A human would be too big of a meal. | |
| DarkonZero | And maybe children...oops. | |
| DeRaptor | Um...snakes don't eat plants. | |
| omega | the anaconda is 20 feet long | |
| MSTManos | Anacondas... don't they simply kill humans? | |
| BobIshmael | To the best of my knowledge, humans don't taste to great anyhow. | |
| Timmyling | Oh, well, small animals, then. | |
| DeRaptor | But they don't eat people much either. | |
| DeRaptor | Only little kids I thinks. | |
| MSTManos | Anacondas... don't they simply kill humans? | |
| BobIshmael | I didn't know Anacondas weren't poisonous. | |
| DarkonZero | Like omega> | |
| BobIshmael | Weren't to were. | |
| omega | fuck all off | |
| DeRaptor | They're constrictors... | |
| omega | me | |
| Timmyling | Ooh. | |
| *** omega has left #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | they no got venom. | |
| DarkonZero | EEEEEW! | |
| DarkonZero | <omega> fuck all off | |
| DeRaptor | that omega. Such a pottymouth. | |
| DeRaptor | tsk, tsk. | |
| BobIshmael | We should report him to #oasis | |
| MSTManos | omega has enough meat to feed a plant | |
| BobIshmael | Such language for a Romanian. | |
| Timmyling | The kid's made up of bones and skin. | |
| MSTManos | Uh, we're talking about the potty mouth, right? | |
| * DeRaptor feeds omega to AudreyII. | ||
| BobIshmael | Don't they behead you in the country for profanity? | |
| MSTManos | Or his English? | |
| Timmyling | Yeah. | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | He says we should do that......sorta like Santa on Christmas night. | |
| DarkonZero | <omega> fuck all off | |
| DarkonZero | That's impossible. | |
| * BobIshmael watches the last five minutes of that $1,000,000 show. | ||
| MSTManos | I don't know much about my saliva... | |
| DeRaptor | Hunh? | |
| MSTManos | You'd understand if you were watching the show. | |
| * DarkonZero tries to do what omega said......but stops before he starts. | ||
| * DeRaptor blinks at Darkon. | ||
| Timmyling | Ahem. | |
| DarkonZero | I got tired. | |
| DarkonZero | Soory, | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, didja know they're making a pokemon movie? | |
| Timmyling | Ick. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes,, | |
| DeRaptor | Yep, the apocalypse is near. | |
| Timmyling | And right after the craze died down, too. | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DarkonZero | Oh the silences we have. | |
| Timmyling | Yup. | |
| DeRaptor | Kinda like the South Park Movie. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| Timmyling | Yup. | |
| * BobIshmael returns. | ||
| MSTManos | Really? Is that there much cursing and sick humor? | |
| DarkonZero | And Bob saves the day.... | |
| DeRaptor | Darkon, are you programed to go "DAH!" Every time somebody mentioned South Park? | |
| BobIshmael | He should be. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes. | |
| DeRaptor | hmm... | |
| Timmyling | South Park. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| Timmyling | South Park. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| DeRaptor | Well, it's not a 'bot then I guess. | |
| * MSTManos raises his hand. | ||
| Timmyling | South Park. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| MSTManos | I hate South Park. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh....you though I was a bot/. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh....you though I was a bot/. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| Timmyling | South Park. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| DeRaptor | I think that's been established. | |
| DeRaptor | eep. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....I'm insulted.....to think I was Mars-like. | |
| DarkonZero | GEEZ! | |
| DeRaptor | Well...I just meant that the DAH! wasn't scripted is all... | |
| DeRaptor | bad semantics...yep yep | |
| Timmyling | Heehee...I remember when we flooded omega because his script made it so that he said "Yep?" when someone mentioned his name. | |
| * DeRaptor chuckles. | ||
| Timmyling | We said about 3 million "omegas." | |
| MSTManos | Doesn't that mean 3 MegaOmegas? | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| DarkonZero | KILL! | |
| Timmyling | Huh | |
| Timmyling | Huh. | |
| MSTManos | Uh... | |
| * DarkonZero goes to kill Manos. | ||
| * DeRaptor climbs the wall and clings to the chandelier, shaking. | ||
| Timmyling | Yah! | |
| MSTManos | I'm gonna go hunt. | |
| BobIshmael | Whee. | |
| MSTManos | brb | |
| * DarkonZero stops. | ||
| *** MSTManos has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarkonZero | I suck. | |
| Timmyling | Man, where IS Cam? | |
| * DeRaptor sits up there, pondering having a Californian MSTieCon... | ||
| BobIshmael | He's hunting a Twinkie, I bet. | |
| BobIshmael | De, do it! | |
| BobIshmael | C'mon!@ | |
| Timmyling | Aww. No Pennsylvanians allowed, De? | |
| BobIshmael | C'mon! | |
| BobIshmael | You could hold it at the Mystery Spot! | |
| DeRaptor | Well, you can come if you wanna pay the airfare, is all. | |
| DarkonZero | And no Nevadans. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm... | |
| DeRaptor | Same for Nevadans. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah! A three day con! And we'll go to the Mystery Spot every day! | |
| DarkonZero | I'll drive. | |
| BobIshmael | WHOOO! | |
| DeRaptor | But...wouldn't it be better to stalk Joel and Trace and Frank? | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DarkonZero | Stalking. | |
| Timmyling | Probably not. | |
| BobIshmael | Too much work, De. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| BobIshmael | We'd have to sneak around outside their houses. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmph. | |
| * DarkonZero wants to deassociated himself from De. | ||
| Timmyling | We could hunt down and kill sitcom stars, though. | |
| BobIshmael | And it's kinda hard to have thousands of people stalking the same people at once. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll do what Ling suggests. | |
| *** MSTManos has joined #deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | That would be fun... | |
| Timmyling | wb. | |
| BobIshmael | Manny, hunt downt hat Twinkie? | |
| MSTManos | Alright. Came back from my hunting trip. | |
| BobIshmael | hat to that | |
| Timmyling | I've got dibs on Luke Perry. | |
| DeRaptor | Manos, what do you think about having a MSTieCalCon? | |
| MSTManos | Great idea. | |
| DarkonZero | What about a MSTieLoCalCon? | |
| DeRaptor | Where would it be? | |
| Timmyling | With guest Pennsylvanians. | |
| BobIshmael | I pondered having one before, but one thing keeping me from that dream.. | |
| MSTManos | Hmm. | |
| BobIshmael | Money. | |
| MSTManos | Sacramento? | |
| DeRaptor | Yep. | |
| BobIshmael | I have $40 to my name. Will that help? | |
| DeRaptor | Hmm...Howabout Monterey? It's right smack in the middle of the state... | |
| * DeRaptor grins. | ||
| MSTManos | I mean, it IS the capital of the whole damn state... | |
| BobIshmael | How about San Diego? | |
| DarkonZero | I pondered having one in Vegas......they had a MST3K film fest though. | |
| DeRaptor | cool... | |
| MSTManos | I live in L.A., but I'm not even gonna ask for consideration. | |
| DarkonZero | Had.... | |
| MSTManos | Never. | |
| MSTManos | No gracias. | |
| BobIshmael | San Diego is nicer than Sacramento and it saves me time. | |
| BobIshmael | Honestly, though.. San Diego is nice. | |
| BobIshmael | We got lots of worthless crap here. | |
| Timmyling | How about Philadelphia? Nice, flat, warm Philadelphia. | |
| BobIshmael | But it's pretty worthless crap | |
| DarkonZero | Bob......you should be a spokeperson for Diego. | |
| MSTManos | And you get lots of visitors from Mexico, there. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmm...L.A. is too close to Hollywood. | |
| BobIshmael | "San Diego: We gots lots of crap." | |
| DeRaptor | Eden Prairie's antithesis. | |
| Timmyling | Maybe Philadelphia. | |
| DarkonZero | "Las Vegas: Porn anyone?" | |
| Timmyling | "Philadelphia: What smell?" | |
| DeRaptor | eww... | |
| BobIshmael | De, hold your 'con in SD. | |
| MSTManos | "Los Angeles: Fuck Off" | |
| BobIshmael | It's much better than LA. No smog. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, a tiny bit of smog. But not much. | |
| BobIshmael | We got a nice beach and everything. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm...beaches are good. | |
| BobIshmael | See? | |
| Timmyling | "Philadelphia: We like fresh victims." | |
| DarkonZero | "Las Vegas: Hey, I used up my college tuition on the slot!" | |
| DarkonZero | "Las Vegas: Hey, I used up my college tuition on the slots!" | |
| BobIshmael | We could have a MSTie Beach Party.. | |
| MSTManos | Ooh. | |
| BobIshmael | MSTies on Party Beach!" | |
| * DeRaptor looks for an essay that completely sums up Monterey County... | ||
| DeRaptor | "Monterey: Where?!" | |
| Timmyling | "Philadelphia: Give in." | |
| BobIshmael | On beach party?! | |
| BobIshmael | Whee! | |
| BobIshmael | Confusion! | |
| MSTManos | "Los Angeles: MSTie Population - 1" | |
| * BobIshmael shakes his head back and forth. | ||
| DarkonZero | "Las Vegas: We have strip clubs, and plenty of 'em! WOO!" | |
| Timmyling | "Philadelphia: Some day you'll have to come." | |
| BobIshmael | I'd like to bash SD, but I can't think of anything I can bash. | |
| BobIshmael | Uh... | |
| BobIshmael | Other than the fact that I live near it. | |
| DeRaptor | Here: http://www.snickeringlemming.com/main/mtrantmo/monterey.htm | |
| DeRaptor | That's the place where I live. | |
| *** omega has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | Great. It's omega. | |
| BobIshmael | Lucky us. | |
| DarkonZero | "Las Vegas: Hello....we are multinational corporation trying to make Las Vegas better, and we want your money too." | |
| MSTManos | That is one goofy-assed... oh, shit. | |
| Timmyling | "Philadelphia: Don't mind the homeless people." | |
| DarkonZero | So....omega....what was the last command you told us? | |
| MSTManos | Hi o-mee | |
| BobIshmael | "I want this county to burn." | |
| DarkonZero | No..... | |
| DarkonZero | Not that, | |
| MSTManos | I wouldn't say such a thing about L.A. | |
| BobIshmael | omega, plan on leaving or should we force you out? | |
| omega | 11¶2,0÷6o12> | |
| MSTManos | Besides, it already HAS burned. | |
| omega | 9§6,0;12o12| | |
| Timmyling | Or will you just spout another curse word? | |
| BobIshmael | <omega> fuck all off | |
| omega | omega is away | |
| DeRaptor | Monterey: "Sick of San Jose? Come on down and screw up this place. The residents won't mind." | |
| DarkonZero | FEWK YOU! | |
| MSTManos | No you're not. | |
| omega | omega is away | |
| DeRaptor | Ohhh...we can annoy the afk person! | |
| MSTManos | You're not away. | |
| BobIshmael | <omega> omega is an idiot | |
| Timmyling | Willow Grove: "We coulda' been BIG." | |
| * DeRaptor feeds omega kibbles and bits. | ||
| MSTManos | You're not away. | |
| omega | omega is away sinc 7:00am (eet) | |
| MSTManos | Eet? | |
| DarkonZero | "Las Vegas: Hey.....nudity is rampant.....come join the fun!" | |
| MSTManos | No thanks, already did. | |
| omega | 3¶2,082+12() | |
| omega | 2¶6,8:1¬1þ | |
| omega | 12funny now quit yer smilin! 12¶1,9:6+6D | |
| Timmyling | Willow Grove: "Don't hate us because we're concrete." | |
| Timmyling | Ahem. | |
| DarkonZero | omega sounds like Bob Dole. | |
| Timmyling | Yeah, let's give omega a fall | |
| Timmyling | Damn, | |
| * BobIshmael plays his Sound Collage. | ||
| MSTManos | Romania: "oh ye and im Tom Curze" | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | That's got to cheer you up. | |
| Timmyling | Jeese, just forget it. | |
| BobIshmael | My Sound Collage, 'ling? | |
| omega | <BobIshmael> BobIshmaelis an fuck indiot | |
| Timmyling | No. | |
| omega | <BobIshmael> BobIshmael is an fuck indiot | |
| DarkonZero | "Las Vegas: Hey....you want to play for comps.....hehe!" | |
| omega | <BobIshmael> BobIshmael is an fucking indiot | |
| BobIshmael | Indiot? | |
| Timmyling | <omega> ei cant speel reit | |
| MSTManos | Uh, Bob doesn't spell like that. | |
| BobIshmael | I don't even know where to begin with that. | |
| BobIshmael | Let me try... | |
| MSTManos | Bob isn't a complete idiot, like you are omega. | |
| BobIshmael | "New! The '57 Chevy Indiot!" | |
| Timmyling | BRB. | |
| *** Timmyling has quit IRC (Timmyling) | ||
| * DeRaptor gets omega a brand new collar. | ||
| DarkonZero | <omega> Hi.....I'm a loser child. | |
| *** Timmyling has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Timmyling | There. | |
| DeRaptor | Ohh, doesn't it look cute in purple? | |
| MSTManos | wb, 'ling | |
| Timmyling | Tanks. | |
| DarkonZero | WB!~ | |
| * DeRaptor tousles the omega's fur. | ||
| Timmyling | Aaanyways. Omega. | |
| BobIshmael | For a Romainian, anyway. | |
| DarkonZero | - the ~ | |
| BobIshmael | Minus the extra "i" | |
| MSTManos | Romania: "fuck off" | |
| omega | <BobIshmael> <------------------------- idiot in the us | |
| omega | <BobIshmael> <------------------------- idiot in the us | |
| omega | <BobIshmael> <------------------------- idiot in the us | |
| omega | <BobIshmael> <------------------------- idiot in the us | |
| omega | <BobIshmael> <------------------------- idiot in the us | |
| omega | <BobIshmael> <------------------------- idiot in the us | |
| omega | <BobIshmael> <------------------------- idiot in the us | |
| Timmyling | Um. | |
| Timmyling | Idiot in the us? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm,,,,, | |
| MSTManos | Uh, omega, you're the idiot. | |
| omega | <BobIshmael> <------------------------- idiot in the us | |
| DarkonZero | has has no point. | |
| MSTManos | Got that, idiot boy? | |
| omega | <BobIshmael> <------------------------- idiot in the us | |
| omega | <BobIshmael> <------------------------- idiot in the us | |
| omega | <BobIshmael> <------------------------- idiot in the us | |
| omega | <BobIshmael> <------------------------- idiot in the us | |
| omega | <BobIshmael> <------------------------- idiot in the us | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe it's poetry? | |
| omega | <BobIshmael> <------------------------- idiot in the us | |
| omega | <BobIshmael> <------------------------- idiot in the us | |
| omega | <BobIshmael> <------------------------- idiot in the us | |
| DeRaptor | Help, there's an idiot in us! | |
| DarkonZero | Great...... | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +b *!*HT_OMEGA@*.planet.ro | ||
| *** omega was kicked by DeRaptor (Quit the spamming.) | ||
| BobIshmael | That's better. | |
| BobIshmael | Shh. | |
| MSTManos | o-mee, you're a bastardous idiot. | |
| MSTManos | Oh. | |
| BobIshmael | De, we could have silenced him without the kick. | |
| Timmyling | Romainia: "yeyeye" | |
| DeRaptor | hmm....prolly. | |
| MSTManos | Bob, I can't control myself! | |
| Timmyling | Yeah, omega is fun. | |
| *** DeRaptor sets mode: -b *!*HT_OMEGA@*.planet.ro | ||
| MSTManos | There's no point in controlling my hate for omega! | |
| DeRaptor | Hmm. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| MSTManos | I'm just gonna lash out, as always. | |
| MSTManos | So screw all that. | |
| BobIshmael | If we wish him to be silenced, just ban him. | |
| BobIshmael | That way he remains in the channel, but he shuts up. | |
| DarkonZero | Then kick as a last resort. | |
| BobIshmael | That's Bob Tip #78 | |
| * BobIshmael ponders going to #oasis and telling about this constant flooding. | ||
| DeRaptor | hmmm. | |
| BobIshmael | I wouldn't mind omega being banned from this serve. | |
| * DarkonZero thinks DarkonZero is a complete feeb. | ||
| BobIshmael | omega might. I wouldn't. | |
| BobIshmael | serve to server. | |
| MSTManos | Omega has the intelligence of a pile of bullshit... THERE, I SAID IT! | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe. | |
| * MSTManos mumbles | ||
| DarkonZero | But we knew that. | |
| Timmyling | Omega is like a bowl of pus. | |
| MSTManos | No... | |
| BobIshmael | Wide and shallow? | |
| Timmyling | Omega is like a stream of bat's piss. | |
| MSTManos | Omega has the intelligence of a pile of BULLSHIT... THERE, I SAID IT! | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| * BobIshmael just realize no one will get that "Wide and shallow" reference. | ||
| BobIshmael | +d | |
| DeRaptor | omega is a little yappy pet that needs discipline. | |
| MSTManos | If omega share's a brain with someone, he's still got half a brain. | |
| BobIshmael | So, De, where are you going to hold this 'con? | |
| MSTManos | Omega has more wit than a mushroom. | |
| BobIshmael | Father Mushroom? | |
| Timmyling | Most things do. | |
| DeRaptor | I have no idea. | |
| MSTManos | Well... LESS WIT! | |
| DarkonZero | omega is 4 quarters short of a dolar. | |
| BobIshmael | San Diego. Trust me on this. | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | dolar to dollar | |
| BobIshmael | Or, I hate to say it, Vegas. | |
| BobIshmael | Vegas is ugly, though. | |
| Timmyling | omega is 52 cards short of a deck. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...why Vegas. | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| * BobIshmael shrugs. | ||
| * MSTManos sighs. | ||
| BobIshmael | People always have 'cons in Vegas. | |
| MSTManos | Look, I didn't want to resort to this, but... | |
| BobIshmael | Comicons.. DefCons.. | |
| Timmyling | Vegas is icky. Philadelphia is nice. | |
| MSTManos | PLEASE! CONSIDER L.A.! I'M SO LONELY!!! | |
| MSTManos | Ahem. | |
| * DarkonZero no longer wants to sell Vegas......he doesn't even want to live there anymore. | ||
| BobIshmael | Manny, it's only a few hours to SD> | |
| MSTManos | Thank you. | |
| BobIshmael | Manny, it's only a few hours to SD. | |
| Timmyling | Philadelphia is the way to go. | |
| Timmyling | Philadelphia loves you. | |
| Timmyling | Philadelphia needs you. | |
| BobIshmael | Actually, about one assuming no traffic. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm...well, we could torment Hollywood... | |
| MSTManos | Yes. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| * MSTManos thinks pink flamingos. | ||
| DeRaptor | Could MST their precious movies...heehee... | |
| Timmyling | Come to the city of Brotherly Love. | |
| DeRaptor | ooooh...plastic flamingos... | |
| BobIshmael | 'ling, Philly bites. | |
| DarkonZero | Florida? | |
| BobIshmael | LA doesn't seem so bad, really. | |
| MSTManos | In front of the local USA Networks studios. | |
| Timmyling | Have you even BEEN to Philly, Bob? | |
| BobIshmael | Yes. | |
| BobIshmael | I hated it. | |
| Timmyling | Sure you have. | |
| BobIshmael | Stupid cracked bell. | |
| BobIshmael | How do you know I didn't? | |
| MSTManos | MST a movie at the Mann Chinese | |
| BobIshmael | You don't. | |
| Timmyling | Stupid nothingness and illegal immigrants. | |
| BobIshmael | So be quiet. | |
| Timmyling | How do I know that you have been to Philly? | |
| MSTManos | L.A. beats S.D. in every way when it comes to illegal immigrants. | |
| *** Raven-x has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Ling......they have illegal immagrants almost everywhere....SHEESH! | |
| Raven-x | hello everyone | |
| MSTManos | Hey there, R-x. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, Manny's right. | |
| DarkonZero | RAVE! | |
| Timmyling | Not in Philly, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-huh.... | |
| Timmyling | Philly loves you. | |
| DarkonZero | uuure. | |
| Timmyling | Come to Philly. | |
| Timmyling | uuure? | |
| Raven-x | the coast Guard caught alot trying to sneak into the micronesian islands | |
| DarkonZero | uuuure to Suuuure. | |
| MSTManos | Well, except for entrance, since you have that there border. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH1 | |
| DarkonZero | 1 to ! | |
| Timmyling | Philadelphia is superior in every way. | |
| DarkonZero | THE TOPIC! | |
| DarkonZero | CAHNGE IT! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| DarkonZero | omega got to me.......shit. | |
| DarkonZero | Damned his bad spelling. | |
| MSTManos | Look, Philadelphia produced Will Smith. Now can we just admit Philly bites? | |
| BobIshmael | No, 'ling, it isn't. At least, I have the guts to admit LA maybe a better choice. | |
| DeRaptor | oh, 'ling, didja get yer pictsher? | |
| BobIshmael | It's close to Glamis, too. | |
| Raven-x | for some stupid reason Clinton wanted the 8,000 chinese immigrants imprisoned to be released as american citizens, but that creates problems | |
| Timmyling | Philadelphia is the city that loves you back. | |
| Timmyling | Yes, De. | |
| MSTManos | Again... | |
| Timmyling | Tanks a buttload. | |
| DeRaptor | dja like it? | |
| BobIshmael | We could have a MSTie camp-out. | |
| DarkonZero | Bye all..... | |
| MSTManos | Look, Philadelphia produced Will Smith. Now can we just admit Philly bites? | |
| Timmyling | I liked it. | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Sun Aug 29 22:21:02 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Sun Aug 29 22:22:34 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<DarkonZero> De......when did you become a he? ' | ||
| *** Set by Mars on Sun Aug 29 21:50:20 | ||
| Timmyling | Come to Philly and love. | |
| MSTManos | wb, DZ | |
| DarkonZero | Thankee... | |
| BobIshmael | WB DZ. | |
| Timmyling | wb DZ. | |
| MSTManos | Okay, I have an idea. | |
| Timmyling | We all love Philly. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| MSTManos | How about we just have a con where we travel every place we've mentioned? | |
| Timmyling | Philadelphia is the grandest city in the...tri-state area. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm up for that.. But I doubt anyone else is. | |
| BobIshmael | Other people have lives. And jobs. | |
| Timmyling | And money. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmm...that sounds fun....wish it would work... | |
| DarkonZero | If I hear "Philly" or "Philidelphia" I'm gonna stomp a new mudhole in someone. | |
| MSTManos | Well, it was just a thought. | |
| MSTManos | I like Philly Cheese Steaks. | |
| Timmyling | Okay. | |
| BobIshmael | Didn't De suggest a MSTCaliCon? Why would we go to Philly, anyway? | |
| * DarkonZero stomps a mudhole in Manos! | ||
| MSTManos | Yeah! What's the big deal? | |
| Timmyling | Because. | |
| MSTManos | Ow! | |
| * DarkonZero stomps a mudhole in Bob! | ||
| Timmyling | The City of Brotherly Love welcomes you. | |
| BobIshmael | Hi DZ. | |
| Raven-x | Philadelphia is a GRATE CITY IT PRODUCED WILL SMITH, oh wait never mind Philadelphia sucks | |
| * DarkonZero stomps a mudhole in Ling! | ||
| BobIshmael | The City of Brotherly Love can bite me.. | |
| BobIshmael | The jerks. | |
| Timmyling | I didn't say that word, DZ. | |
| * DarkonZero stopms a mudhole in Raven! | ||
| DarkonZero | So...you started it. | |
| Timmyling | I said The City of Brotherly Love. | |
| * DarkonZero stomps a mudhole in Ling! | ||
| * BobIshmael wonders if Glamis is closer to SD or LA. | ||
| * DeRaptor wishes she had a van. | ||
| DeRaptor | It could be the MSTieMobile... | |
| Timmyling | Just think about it. You...and Philadelphia. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| * DarkonZero stomps a mudhole in Ling! | ||
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| * BobIshmael will be getting a Microbus.. | ||
| BobIshmael | It'll be a Camper, though. Not a Transporter. | |
| MSTManos | Okay... | |
| MSTManos | I was thinking... | |
| Raven-x | you know what is hillarious about Guam is I bought Blue Oyster Cult tickets at the gas station | |
| BobIshmael | But it won't be anything, until I get the money. | |
| BobIshmael | "Imperial Sand Dunes Recreation Area" | |
| MSTManos | How about we just get a map of Cali and randomly select a city? | |
| BobIshmael | That's the official Glamis name. | |
| DeRaptor | hmm...we'd wind up in Colterville or something. | |
| BobIshmael | Because most cities bite. | |
| Timmyling | Okay, okay. California. I'll move Philly to CA. | |
| MSTManos | No! | |
| DeRaptor | heheh | |
| BobIshmael | LA and SD both have good points. | |
| * DarkonZero stomps a mudhole in Ling! | ||
| * DeRaptor looks at Darkon and blinks. | ||
| BobIshmael | I'm assuming LA has good points. | |
| DarkonZero | Soory. | |
| Timmyling | I'm sure there's room in CA for Philly. | |
| BobIshmael | SD is fairly nice, if I say so. | |
| DarkonZero | Ling says it about 99% of the time. | |
| * DarkonZero stomps a mudhole in Ling! | ||
| DeRaptor | stomps...a mudhole... | |
| Timmyling | A mudhole in the shape of Philly? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....... | |
| * DarkonZero stomps a mudhole in Ling! | ||
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| MSTManos | How many mudholes you got in your body, 'ling? | |
| * DarkonZero goes into a corner. | ||
| Timmyling | Philadelphia doesn't appreciate your stomping, DZ. | |
| Timmyling | Supress yourself. | |
| * BobIshmael thinks a Con is a great idea. | ||
| Timmyling | Or Philadelphia will destroy you. | |
| Timmyling | Philadelphia knows all. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| Timmyling | Philadelphia is grand. | |
| * DarkonZero : 6,1 Something. 6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| * BobIshmael ponders how much it would cost to rent a con-type building for a few days. | ||
| DeRaptor | what the hell is the mudhole stomping thing about anyways? | |
| Timmyling | A few thou, I'd think, Bob. | |
| Raven-x | did that transvistite comedian go to Philadelphia? | |
| Timmyling | No. | |
| BobIshmael | A few thou isn't too bad. | |
| MSTManos | Hmm. | |
| * DeRaptor thinks we should choose a city, all move there, and petition to have it renamed MSTropolis. | ||
| Timmyling | Philadelphia never makes mistakes. | |
| * MSTManos ponders stuff | ||
| BobIshmael | De, do you know about Slab City? | |
| DeRaptor | Shut up about Philadelphia, 'ling. | |
| BobIshmael | Saaaay! | |
| Timmyling | Hey. | |
| BobIshmael | Slab City! | |
| DeRaptor | Or I'll squeeze you. | |
| BobIshmael | WE COULD HOLD IT AT SLAB CITY! | |
| Timmyling | Phildelphia doesn't like your tone. | |
| Timmyling | Phildelphia? | |
| DeRaptor | Um...where, praytell, is Slab City? | |
| Timmyling | Philadelphia. | |
| BobIshmael | It's near... | |
| MSTManos | Yeah! | |
| BobIshmael | Hold on, let me find out.. | |
| Timmyling | Slab City, eh? | |
| BobIshmael | Slab City is an anarchist commune, btw. | |
| Raven-x | nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo on the front ZDTV web page they have the words "Quake film project" when will they learn video games and movies don't mix well | |
| * DeRaptor squeezes the 'ling brutally. | ||
| Timmyling | Hey. | |
| DeRaptor | sayyy... | |
| DeRaptor | anarchy. cool. | |
| Timmyling | Philadelphia will punish you. | |
| DarkonZero | Raven......it's a Quake .avi. | |
| BobIshmael | Anarchy is the literal sense. Not burning things and worshipping satan. | |
| MSTManos | Ooh. Anarchy is fun. | |
| Raven-x | oh ok | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| MSTManos | I've learned lots from anarchist people. | |
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| Timmyling | And you wish you weren't, right. | |
| Timmyling | Say it. | |
| DarkonZero | Yup. | |
| BobIshmael | Glamis... http://members.aol.com/ftpupload/index.html | |
| BobIshmael | Now to show you Slab City... | |
| * DeRaptor puts baby clothes on the 'ling and pushes it around in a baby carriage. | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| *** omega has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DarkonZero tries to erase such an image. | ||
| DarkonZero | HEY! | |
| *** omega has left #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Wow.... | |
| Raven-x | I have a good question, why are those two hosts on Gamespot so hidious? | |
| DarkonZero | I have a new repulse power.....oh, wait...it's not new. | |
| Timmyling | Philadelphia does not love as much anymore. | |
| BobIshmael | If we hold in con is SoCal, we have so many things to do. | |
| Timmyling | Philadelphia is slightly pissed off. | |
| MSTManos | Especially in L.A. | |
| MSTManos | Hmm. | |
| *** omega has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Hell.....I'd go to Bumpkin Town, USA. | |
| Timmyling | Hey stinker. | |
| MSTManos | Do you suppose if we couldn't agree between SD and LA, we could just do this in Orange County? | |
| DarkonZero | If the con was held there. | |
| omega | manos when i was away you forgot ! | |
| MSTManos | Oh shit. | |
| BobIshmael | I don't like Orange County for some reason.. | |
| DarkonZero | omega! | |
| MSTManos | I forgot... what? | |
| DarkonZero | HEY! | |
| BobIshmael | Too much crime, I think. | |
| MSTManos | No, that's L.A. | |
| DarkonZero | omega.....do you like cheese? | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, right. | |
| omega | 14¶1,13812-6þ | |
| omega | i hate cheese | |
| BobIshmael | SD is virtually crime-free. | |
| Timmyling | Philadelphia is its own county. | |
| Timmyling | Philadelphia is amazing. | |
| DarkonZero | omega.....do you like porno? | |
| omega | yaeh | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| MSTManos | I believe the only trouble SD gets is from Mexicans. | |
| *** Mars changes topic to '<DarkonZero> omega.....do you like porno? <omega> yaeh ' | ||
| MSTManos | Mexicans, by the way, looking to run, run, run! | |
| DarkonZero | omega.....are you Mexican? | |
| BobIshmael | Well, not so much SD, as SD county. | |
| omega | no | |
| BobIshmael | Where I live gets all the illegals. | |
| MSTManos | Mexican-Romanian folk are just as stupid. | |
| DeRaptor | hmm. How can ya not like cheese? | |
| BobIshmael | USA! USA! Nuke all the other countries! | |
| DarkonZero | omega.....do you like Hillary? | |
| BobIshmael | Especially Romania. | |
| omega | us us | |
| BobIshmael | "Slab City (or "The Slabs," a WWII-era Marine facility where squatters and seasonal snowbirds live in old RVs and rusting vehicles among the concrete remnants)." | |
| omega | i will go to us and kill : BobIshmael MSTManos DeRaptor Timmyling | |
| DarkonZero | omega....do you like Bucharest? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm... | |
| omega | fuck bucharest | |
| BobIshmael | I fear your might, omega. I'm truly scared. | |
| MSTManos | Eesh. | |
| * DeRaptor shakes her head. | ||
| omega | it is romanian city i live in hungarian city | |
| Timmyling | Omega, don't hate the U.S. You seem to like it. You have shorts with the American flag on them. | |
| omega | 4§6,0:1¬2D | |
| DarkonZero | omega....do you like to "love" your mom? | |
| * DeRaptor duct tapes omega to the couch and makes him watch Manos: The Hands of Fate...UNMISTED! | ||
| omega | DarkonZero get the hell of me | |
| BobIshmael | Slab City is nicer than it sounds. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| MSTManos | Omega, your water gun violence attempts don't scare us in the least. | |
| BobIshmael | Though I don't know if it's good con material. | |
| DeRaptor | ! | |
| DarkonZero | omega....do you like to play with pies?? | |
| Timmyling | Hee! | |
| omega | bla blabla | |
| omega | bla bla bla | |
| DarkonZero | omega....do you like are you the anti-christ? | |
| MSTManos | Omega, your water gun violence attempts don't scare us in the least. | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| Raven-x | hey i'm gonna play that investment chalenge game on the zdtv website, which company should i invest in, just pick a one out of no where | |
| omega | no body else has the gut to join #omega just MSTManos | |
| DarkonZero | Wait...he may inderstand. | |
| *** Mars changes topic to '<omega> bla blabla ' | ||
| MSTManos | And yet you always kick me out. | |
| omega | thats the fun | |
| BobIshmael | Was that you, De? | |
| DarkonZero | omega....do you like your shoes on the wrong feet? | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +b *!*HT_OMEGA@*.planet.ro | ||
| BobIshmael | Silence, peon. | |
| BobIshmael | Ahhhh. Much better. | |
| BobIshmael | So peaceful. So quiet. | |
| BobIshmael | Except for the voices in my head. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey....he need to answer my questions? | |
| * DeRaptor whistles innocently. | ||
| BobIshmael | Other than that. | |
| DarkonZero | omega....are you a pusher? | |
| MSTManos | omega, get the hell out. Now. | |
| BobIshmael | Indeed. | |
| Raven-x | so no one thinks I should buy 100,000 dollars worth of coke stocks good I saved alot of fake money | |
| BobIshmael | Care to do the honors, De? | |
| Raven-x | hehehe | |
| DeRaptor | hmmm. | |
| MSTManos | The Royal Kick | |
| * DeRaptor thinks Manos should get to do it. | ||
| DarkonZero | Watch an "ass fly". | |
| *** DeRaptor sets mode: +o MSTManos | ||
| MSTManos | ! | |
| Timmyling | Yah! | |
| Timmyling | Manos the op! | |
| Timmyling | All bow down! | |
| DeRaptor | heehee. | |
| BobIshmael | He's a god now. | |
| DarkonZero | Go M!anos | |
| Timmyling | He's above us. | |
| *** omega was kicked by MSTManos (I ain't Tom Curze) | ||
| DeRaptor | heehee | |
| DarkonZero | YES! | |
| Timmyling | Yaaay/ | |
| Timmyling | . | |
| BobIshmael | Now de-op that mortal! | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if she should deop Manos or op everybody... | ||
| DeRaptor | hmm... | |
| BobIshmael | Hmmmm.. | |
| *** MSTManos sets mode: -o MSTManos | ||
| BobIshmael | May I? | |
| DarkonZero | Whatever..... | |
| Timmyling | Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. | |
| BobIshmael | Op everyone, that is. | |
| MSTManos | Well, that was fun. | |
| DeRaptor | I like my godessliness. | |
| BobIshmael | It's be anarchy. | |
| DeRaptor | heehee | |
| BobIshmael | It's to it'll. | |
| DarkonZero | I don't care if I'm oped. | |
| DeRaptor | Well, if you wanna op everybody, Bob, be my guest. | |
| MSTManos | Moderate the room and make the rest of us speakers. | |
| DeRaptor | hmm...okay! :) | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Timmyling | ||
| *** DeRaptor sets mode: +m | ||
| Timmyling | Yaaay. | |
| DarkonZero | I had so many more questions to ask omega? | |
| #Deep13 Cannot send to channel | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Raven-x | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o MSTManos | ||
| *** DeRaptor sets mode: +v BobIshmael | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DarkonZero | ||
| -Mars- You are opped by BobIshmael. | ||
| *** Blue_Boy has joined #deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | ohh. | |
| *** DeRaptor sets mode: -m | ||
| BobIshmael | I don't need a voice. | |
| Timmyling | Heyy. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh...I don't want to be oped. | |
| MSTManos | Who wants to go first? | |
| DeRaptor | Hi omega-or-friend-of-said-freak | |
| Timmyling | Hi stinky. | |
| MSTManos | I wanna kick again. | |
| MSTManos | Please? | |
| Blue_Boy | who is omega | |
| DeRaptor | hmm. | |
| MSTManos | Uh, don't fool us. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael | ||
| MSTManos | We know you're omega. | |
| BobIshmael | I couldn't figure out how to devoice myself. | |
| Blue_Boy | who is omega | |
| MSTManos | Shut up. | |
| BobIshmael | I hate Romanians. | |
| MSTManos | Idiot. | |
| DarkonZero | Why is Blue Boy blue....was he doing some sort of one person activity? | |
| MSTManos | Excuse me... | |
| Blue_Boy | it is easy bob /mode #chan -v nick | |
| *** DeRaptor changes topic to '"You're going to Minnesota to see a gumball machine and a bowling pin?" -- Kenneth Morgan's brother' | ||
| Timmyling | Heheh. | |
| Blue_Boy | fuck all hahaha | |
| BobIshmael | Shut up, omega. I know how to devoice myself like that. | |
| Raven-x | blue boy is an idiot | |
| *** Blue_Boy was kicked by MSTManos (You're omega.) | ||
| *** Blue_Boy has joined #deep13 | ||
| Raven-x | <Omega> you suck buster | |
| Raven-x | hehehehehe | |
| *** Blue_Boy has left #deep13 | ||
| Timmyling | Blue_Boy can suck my p....acifier. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh......please deop me. | |
| MSTManos | You sure? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes... | |
| MSTManos | Everyone? | |
| MSTManos | Any doubts? | |
| DarkonZero | No...just me. | |
| DarkonZero | No doubts. | |
| MSTManos | Okay. You asked for it. | |
| *** MSTManos sets mode: -o DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | Thanks.... | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +b *!*tomi@*.planet.ro | ||
| *** BobIshmael sets mode: -sno DeRaptor | ||
| MSTManos | Excuse me, but I've always wanted to do this... | |
| BobIshmael | Sno? | |
| BobIshmael | The hell? | |
| DeRaptor | heyyy... | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| *** MSTManos was kicked by MSTManos (Whee!) | ||
| *** MSTManos has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | Wasn't me, I swear. I was trying to de-op everyone. | |
| DeRaptor | ! | |
| MSTManos | That was fun! | |
| Timmyling | Hm. | |
| * DeRaptor shakes her head. | ||
| Timmyling | I wish I could take advantage of my op-ness. | |
| Timmyling | How the heck do you kick people? | |
| MSTManos | Uh... can I get opped again? | |
| Timmyling | I wanna kick myself. | |
| MSTManos | Please? | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| Raven-x | has anyone in here ever tried that ZDTV online trade game? | |
| MSTManos | Well? | |
| DarkonZero | Not me..... | |
| BobIshmael | I'll have to leave here real quick. | |
| *** BobIshmael has left #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Though I am a registered member of ZDTV. | |
| Timmyling | So...no one's gonna tell me how to kick? | |
| Timmyling | Not even message me? | |
| Timmyling | Jeese. | |
| DeRaptor | http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/brasco/705/frank.htm | |
| * DeRaptor doesn't like the 2nd prediction. | ||
| * DeRaptor glares at 'ling. | ||
| DeRaptor | You freakin' pessimist... | |
| * DeRaptor sighs. | ||
| Timmyling | What?!? | |
| Timmyling | BMC is doomed to fail. | |
| Raven-x | to kick I think you throw your leg out as far away from your body as you can | |
| DeRaptor | heheh. | |
| Timmyling | Funny funny. | |
| * DeRaptor wishes the BMC wasn't doomed...or something good would happen...or...um...something. | ||
| MSTManos | Um, Erhardt told me the other day that a lot of people are in denial about BMC. | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| MSTManos | And I had to believe him. | |
| * DeRaptor sighs... | ||
| DarkonZero | Ling.....it's /kick omega. | |
| DeRaptor | Bad bad bad. | |
| Timmyling | Denial in what way? That it'll fail? Or it'll pick up MST? | |
| MSTManos | Well, let's face it. BMC is almost nonexistent. | |
| Timmyling | Dummy me. | |
| MSTManos | All of the above. | |
| Timmyling | Ah. | |
| MSTManos | Including it's existence. | |
| Timmyling | Count me in, I guess. | |
| DeRaptor | wull...everything's gotta start somewhere, right? | |
| * DeRaptor sighs. | ||
| * DeRaptor kicks things. | ||
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | WB Bob. | |
| MSTManos | wb, Bob. | |
| * BobIshmael is fed up with omega now.. | ||
| DeRaptor | Should we just perpetually ban him? | |
| Raven-x | hey I bought a 1,000 shares in Sky Tel UI'm gonna blow away the 100,000 dollars I got in play money | |
| BobIshmael | You won't mind if he's k-lined, well you? | |
| Timmyling | Not at all. | |
| BobIshmael | I just sent BEING the log of last night and right now. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....I'm gonna go.....I gotta get my Factory going. | |
| Timmyling | Bye DZ. | |
| DeRaptor | bye bye Darkon. | |
| DarkonZero | Later..... | |
| Timmyling | Hold on. | |
| DarkonZero | What> | |
| Timmyling | What?!? | |
| Timmyling | *** KICK :Not enough parameters | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
| Timmyling | Waah! I wanna kick myself! | |
| BobIshmael | - /kick #channel nick | |
| DarkonZero | Oh....I forgot #channel\ | |
| Timmyling | Oh. | |
| DeRaptor | /kick #Deep13 Timmyling in fact. | |
| Timmyling | Dummy me again. | |
| DarkonZero | Oopie. | |
| DarkonZero | Bye again. | |
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Sun Aug 29 22:56:34 1999 | ||
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