| Session Start: Wed Aug 25 01:05:36 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
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| *** Topic is '<Timmyling>Dracula looks like a bloated pink jellyfish with a face. <MSTManos>He looks as if Bela Lugosi and the Pink Panther had a baby. (on omega's dracula)' | ||
| *** Set by Sentroid91 on Tue Aug 24 22:29:41 | ||
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| *** Topic is '<Timmyling>Dracula looks like a bloated pink jellyfish with a face. <MSTManos>He looks as if Bela Lugosi and the Pink Panther had a baby. (on omega's dracula)' | ||
| *** Set by Sentroid91 on Tue Aug 24 22:29:41 | ||
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| *** Topic is '<Timmyling>Dracula looks like a bloated pink jellyfish with a face. <MSTManos>He looks as if Bela Lugosi and the Pink Panther had a baby. (on omega's dracula)' | ||
| *** Set by Sentroid91 on Tue Aug 24 21:25:05 | ||
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| Session Close: Wed Aug 25 01:06:41 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Aug 25 10:47:54 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '"People With Stupid Stickers That They Think Are Original Suck" The newest sticker craze! ' | ||
| *** Set by Mars on Wed Aug 25 10:43:32 | ||
| BobIshmael | See? | |
|---|---|---|
| BobIshmael | Told you. | |
| Timmyling | BRB. | |
| *** Timmyling has quit IRC (Timmyling) | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey it's...me! | |
| DarkonZero | The happy sap! | |
| BobIshmael | No one cares that I predicted your arrival. | |
| DarkonZero | Well......you are special Bob.... | |
| DarKrow | DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | BOB! | |
| DarkonZero | DK! | |
| DarKrow | DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | There..... | |
| BobIshmael | BOB! | |
| BobIshmael | DK! | |
| BobIshmael | DZ! | |
| DarKrow | Where | |
| BobIshmael | Are we done? | |
| DarkonZero | Under there..... | |
| * BobIshmael goes NKBE. | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| * DarKrow will BRB 14,15(2,15 fud) 14,15) | ||
| DarKrow | er | |
| * DarKrow will BRB 14,15(2,15 food 14,15) | ||
| DarkonZero | * BobIshmael goes NKOTB. | |
| BobIshmael | otb? | |
| DarkonZero | Think of the late 80's..... | |
| DarkonZero | Girls loved them. | |
| *** Timmyling has joined #Deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | HT! | |
| DarkonZero | LING! | |
| BobIshmael | I mean.. | |
| Timmyling | Hi again. | |
| Timmyling | HT? | |
| BobIshmael | I'm eating, makes it hard to type. | |
| BobIshmael | I meant, HEY!" | |
| BobIshmael | I meant, "HEY!" | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....did you see the picture od Drac omega has..... | |
| BobIshmael | Yep, sure did. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshAWAY> Ewww... A jellyfish with a handlebar moustache, no less. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshAWAY> He's either Dracula or a member of a barber shop singing group. | |
| DarkonZero | Doesn't it look like he sees a pile of bat shit and is disgusted by it? | |
| Timmyling | DK, you can send that building thingie now. | |
| BobIshmael | Can you blame him? | |
| DarkonZero | No.....not really.....he may have contributed though. | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| BobIshmael | omega, you mean? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah, | |
| DarkonZero | , to . | |
| Timmyling | DK? You there? | |
| BobIshmael | He's AFK: (fud) | |
| DarkonZero | DK went to get fud. | |
| DarkonZero | Elmer...fud. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | There.....I'm better now. | |
| BobIshmael | ARFRRRGGRH! MY EARS! | |
| * BobIshmael had the volume all the way up. | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob turned partially doglike/ | |
| DarkonZero | ARFRRRGGRH! | |
| BobIshmael | Yep. | |
| DarkonZero | And again. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Ahhhh..... | |
| BobIshmael | Well, I turned the volume down now. | |
| DarkonZero | Relief. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...I forgot I did a sound called DZtriesHamlet.wav. It sucks though. | |
| BobIshmael | HEY! It's almost winter. | |
| * DarKrow is back | ||
| * DarKrow eats a Hot Pocket | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DrEvil | ||
| DrEvil | Would you like a Hot Pocket? | |
| *** DrEvil is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmmm...... | |
| DarKrow | it's Ham and Cheese | |
| DarKrow | oh damn | |
| * DarKrow will BRB 14,15(2,15 soda 14,15) | ||
| BobIshmael | Ugh. I want my meat chopped up into small squares, otherwise I think of the animal I'm eating. | |
| DarkonZero | Actually I think DK spilled his soda on himself. | |
| DarkonZero | <DarKrow> oh damn | |
| BobIshmael | It really kills your appetite if, in the middle of eating a chicken leg, you think of the chicken the leg was attached to. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh-uh. I hope I'm not some veg-o hippie freak. | |
| * DarKrow is back | ||
| DarKrow | I like thinking of the animal I'm eating | |
| DarkonZero | Bob......you're a veg-o hippie freak. | |
| Timmyling | DK, send me that building thingie. | |
| BobIshmael | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| DarKrow | especially if theres a cutsey movie or TV counterpart | |
| DarKrow | I think I'm eating Babe | |
| DarKrow | or | |
| DarKrow | Gordy | |
| BobIshmael | Well, yeah, that's good. I have no problem with eating pork.. | |
| BobIshmael | Or beef.. | |
| *** DarkonZero is now known as Babe | ||
| BobIshmael | Or deer. | |
| BobIshmael | Or baby deer. | |
| BobIshmael | Or anything, except chicken. | |
| DarKrow | Chicken... | |
| Babe | Hello there....OW! Quit eating my ass! | |
| Timmyling | DK, send me the building. | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| DarKrow | Roy from US Acres | |
| *** Babe is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarKrow | yum | |
| DarKrow | later 'Ling | |
| Timmyling | k... | |
| DarKrow | Huge E-Mail from Raven | |
| BobIshmael | HEY! I liked (and like) Roy! | |
| DarKrow | so do I | |
| DarKrow | He's delicious | |
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarKrow | *urp* | |
| BobIshmael | (rimshot) | |
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DarkonZer | ||
| *** DarkonZer is now known as DarkonZer | ||
| *** DarkonZer is now known as DarkonZer | ||
| Timmyling | ... | |
| *** DarkonZer is now known as DarkonZer | ||
| DarkonZer | DAMMIT! | |
| BobIshmael | Huh. Waddyaknow. | |
| *** DarkonZer is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | There. | |
| *** DarKrow is now known as DarKro | ||
| DarKro | Awww | |
| *** DarKro is now known as DarKrow | ||
| *** Timmyling is now known as Timmylin | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok..... | |
| Timmylin | Uh, yeah. | |
| *** Timmylin is now known as Timmyling | ||
| *** BobIshmael is now known as BobIshmae | ||
| BobIshmae | C'mon, it'll be fun! | |
| *** DarKrow is now known as DarKro | ||
| BobIshmae | Whooo! | |
| DarkonZero | I was just doing something...and I gots to be the taget. | |
| DarKro | yeah | |
| DarkonZero | Right? | |
| BobIshmae | Yep. | |
| Timmyling | I was followin' DK's lead, mamma-jamma. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
| *** BobIshmae is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| DarkonZero | MY TYPING HA GOTTEN WORSE! | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| BobIshmael | Join the club. | |
| *** DarKro is now known as DarKrow | ||
| DarKrow | Wat tiping | |
| DarkonZero | I BLAME SENT FOR TELLING ME TO G TO OMEGA'S SITE! | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| DarKrow | I hace no tiping problmes | |
| DarKrow | It's my Keburd | |
| BobIshmael | DK, are you still listening to money? | |
| DarKrow | I got chese in it | |
| DarKrow | no | |
| DarKrow | I'm listening to Us and Them | |
| BobIshmael | You are? | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, nevermind. | |
| DarkonZero | The Who? | |
| DarKrow | Brain Damage is the best on the album | |
| DarKrow | No | |
| BobIshmael | 'tis. | |
| DarKrow | Pink Floyd! | |
| * BobIshmael is on the grass. | ||
| Timmyling | I'll be back later. | |
| Timmyling | Bye then. | |
| DarkonZero | Bye LING! | |
| *** Timmyling has quit IRC (Timmyling) | ||
| * BobIshmael listens to Money. | ||
| * DarKrow is in the hall | ||
| * DarKrow is in his head | ||
| DarKrow | There's someone in my head but it IS me | |
| BobIshmael | Money is great when it starts in Munchkin Land. | |
| DarKrow | hehehe | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Fear Factory's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars"4,1 | ||
| DarKrow | how do I get out | |
| BobIshmael | HEY! DZ! THIS IS THE PINK FLOYD HOUR! | |
| * DarKrow is stuck in his own head | ||
| DarkonZero | BOB! | |
| DarKrow | hey! | |
| DarKrow | Help! | |
| DarkonZero | SO WHAT! | |
| DarKrow | I'm in my head! | |
| DarkonZero | THIS IS ALL I HAVE! | |
| BobIshmael | Sorry, DK. | |
| DarKrow | And I'm stuck! | |
| BobIshmael | Too bad, DK. | |
| * BobIshmael walks away. | ||
| DarKrow | WHAT! | |
| * BobIshmael snickers. | ||
| * DarKrow tries to crawl out of his ear | ||
| * DarKrow is stuck with his head sticking out his ear | ||
| BobIshmael | Or through the nostrils, try that. | |
| DarKrow | ow | |
| DarKrow | pull my head! | |
| DarKrow | ow | |
| BobIshmael | I'd rather not. | |
| DarkonZero | ...... | |
| DarKrow | JUST DO IT! | |
| DarkonZero | ...... | |
| BobIshmael | Now... Answer my question, why is everyone suddenly liking Pink Floyd? | |
| DarKrow | Cuz Pink Floyd is kewl | |
| BobIshmael | I think it has something to do with "The Faculty." | |
| DarKrow | NOW PULL ME OUT OF MY EAR! | |
| DarkonZero | Me...I always liked them.......I just don't listen to them. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....I think it's like the Styxx thing.....the whole Mr. Roboto thing. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, I make it a point to blast PF out at ear-drum popping decibels at precisely 9am every morning. | |
| DarKrow | I like Styx | |
| BobIshmael | HEY! I LIKED STYX BEFORE THAT COMMERCIAL! | |
| BobIshmael | AND BEFORE SOUTH PARK! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....SHEESH/ | |
| BobIshmael | ...bastards. | |
| DarKrow | Me too | |
| BobIshmael | Suuuure, DK. | |
| DarkonZero | SAN DIEGIANS. | |
| DarKrow | Oh, momma I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law | |
| DarKrow | *boom boom* | |
| BobIshmael | "...rock!" | |
| DarKrow | Lawmen has put an end to my runnin' and I'm so far from my home | |
| DarKrow | *boom boom* | |
| BobIshmael | Don't sing me a sing while I'm listening to another one. | |
| DarKrow | Oh, momma I can hear you are cryin' you're so scared an all alone | |
| BobIshmael | You'll screw up my rhythm. | |
| DarKrow | *boom boom* | |
| BobIshmael | Hey! Quit it. | |
| DarKrow | Hangman is comin' down from the gallows and I don't have very long | |
| DarKrow | *boom boom* | |
| DarKrow | YEAH! | |
| DarKrow | The jig is up! | |
| DarKrow | The news is out! | |
| DarKrow | etc. | |
| DarkonZero | SAN DIEGIANS...can bite me! | |
| BobIshmael | DK, let's see if you're a real PF fan. In what song on The Wall is the secret message? | |
| DarKrow | I don't have The Wall | |
| BobIshmael | Well, DK? | |
| BobIshmael | HA! YOU DON'T KNOW! | |
| DarKrow | I have Dark Side of the Moon | |
| DarKrow | that's i | |
| DarKrow | that's it | |
| DarKrow | what song | |
| DarKrow | Young Lust? | |
| BobIshmael | Okay... What song on DSOTM is in synch with the last part of 2001? | |
| DarKrow | Comfortably Numb | |
| BobIshmael | Hell, I forget. | |
| DarKrow | Any Colour You Like? | |
| BobIshmael | You're just guessing. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Me! I Disconnect From You (LIVE)"4,1 | ||
| BobIshmael | Now answer my second question. | |
| DarKrow | Any Colour You Like? | |
| BobIshmael | Ummm.. | |
| BobIshmael | No. | |
| DarKrow | that's my answer to the second question | |
| DarKrow | what | |
| DarkonZero | Answer Bob's second question.... | |
| BobIshmael | Are you sure? | |
| DarKrow | yes | |
| BobIshmael | You don't want to pick a different song? | |
| DarKrow | no | |
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> Does my butt look big in these pants? | |
| BobIshmael | If you're wrong, you'll be ridiculed. | |
| DarKrow | too late | |
| BobIshmael | <DarkonZero> Of course not, Bob. You're a very attractive man. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| BobIshmael | HA! | |
| DarKrow | My ego is bruised more than a peach man handled by OJ Simpson in a flashback mood | |
| *** Mars changes topic to '<BobIshmael> Does my butt look big in these pants? <DarkonZero> Of course not, Bob. You're a very attractive man. ' | ||
| BobIshmael | DK, HEY! | |
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> It looks like a whale in in them though. | |
| DarKrow | it's true | |
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> It looks like a whale is in them though. | |
| BobIshmael | Look what DK did! | |
| DarkonZero | I know.... | |
| BobIshmael | Sheesh. | |
| DarkonZero | DK add the last part. | |
| BobIshmael | Darn troublemaker. | |
| DarKrow | no | |
| *** Mars changes topic to '<BobIshmael> Does my butt look big in these pants? <DarkonZero> Of course not, Bob. You're a very attractive man. <DarKrow> I can't do that, Dave. ' | ||
| BobIshmael | Now that just doesn't make any sense. | |
| BobIshmael | I think DK's high. | |
| DarKrow | what did I do? | |
| BobIshmael | He's all doped up on goofballs. | |
| DarKrow | no | |
| DarkonZero | DK....how did you know my real name? | |
| DarKrow | LSD | |
| DarKrow | Uh | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Metal"4,1 | ||
| DarKrow | I'm a pshyco | |
| DarKrow | er | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, DK! How did you know that?1 | |
| DarKrow | pshycic | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, DK! How did you know that?! | |
| DarKrow | I'm a pshyco | |
| DarKrow | pshycic | |
| DarkonZero | We kno that...but how did you know my real name. | |
| DarKrow | pshycic pshyco | |
| DarKrow | cuz | |
| BobIshmael | DK, this isn't funny! | |
| DarKrow | I'm PSYCHIC! | |
| DarKrow | THERE! | |
| BobIshmael | Have you been snooping around?! | |
| DarKrow | ROTFLMAO | |
| BobIshmael | You're scaring Dave! Knock it off! | |
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> How very.....OH, TO HELL WITH IT! | |
| DarKrow | no | |
| DarKrow | it's fun | |
| DarKrow | TO Hell! | |
| BobIshmael | It's dangerous! Don't scare Dave! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...Jamie! | |
| * DarKrow waves his fingers in front of DZ | ||
| DarKrow | does this scare you | |
| DarKrow | I'm not touching you\ | |
| DarKrow | does this scare you | |
| * DarKrow waves his fingers in front of DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | DK....his real name is Edith! | |
| DarKrow | Mine is Rich | |
| DarKrow | what's your point | |
| * DarKrow changes CDs | ||
| DarkonZero | Richard = Dick. | |
| BobIshmael | Callip's is Rich. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh wai- He's Russ. | |
| BobIshmael | Nevermind. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.......kidding! | |
| DarKrow | Don't call me dick please | |
| * DarKrow plays the Grateful Dead | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok...Weenie! | |
| BobIshmael | He didn't call you "Dick Please!" | |
| DarkonZero | Dick Please...porno star of the millennium. | |
| DarKrow | DON'T CALL ME DICK! | |
| DarKrow | You can call me ray | |
| DarKrow | and you can call me jay | |
| DarkonZero | You shouldn't wave your fingers in someone's face then..... | |
| DarKrow | and you can call me ray-jay | |
| DarKrow | but don't call me collect | |
| DarKrow | or Dick | |
| * DarkonZero gives DK the rasberry. | ||
| BobIshmael | My 8th grade gym teaches was named Richard, he got pissed whenever I called him Dick, too. | |
| DarKrow | I'm not pissed | |
| DarKrow | I'm asking nicely | |
| BobIshmael | Why does everbody named Dick get angry when you call them Dick? | |
| * DarKrow turns a blackish red | ||
| BobIshmael | ...Dick? | |
| DarKrow | NOW I'M PISSED! | |
| * DarKrow turns black | ||
| DarKrow | now i'm normal | |
| BobIshmael | You're not pissed, you're maroo- Now you're black. | |
| * DarKrow turns blackish blue | ||
| DarKrow | Now I'm sad | |
| DarKrow | or injured | |
| BobIshmael | Now you're drowning. | |
| DarkonZero | My 11th grade economics teacher called this one kid in class named Richard "Dick" after the kid said something to him. | |
| * DarKrow is solid black again | ||
| * DarKrow listens to "Truckin'" | ||
| BobIshmael | What did he say? | |
| *** Bozarth has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** Sentroid91 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | "Don't call me Dick?" | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot.... | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Sentroid91 | ||
| * Sentroid91 dies from heat exhaustion | ||
| BobIshmael | DK found out DK's real name.. It's Dave. | |
| Sentroid91 | No, it's Deah | |
| DarkonZero | The kid said somethi9ng about the teacher and the teacher came back with that zinger. | |
| DarKrow | Hey Sent! | |
| Sentroid91 | Dean | |
| BobIshmael | And DK is Dick. | |
| DarKrow | Rich | |
| DarKrow | not Dick | |
| Sentroid91 | and who changed my topic about omega's Dracula | |
| Sentroid91 | Dean | |
| BobIshmael | DK did. | |
| DarKrow | no | |
| DarKrow | Mars did | |
| Sentroid91 | I'm still cracking up about that kid | |
| BobIshmael | DZ saw him! | |
| DarkonZero | Actually I told you all my real name when we did that nick change thing. | |
| DarKrow | *** Mars changes topic to '<BobIshmael> Does my butt look big in these pants? <DarkonZero> Of course not, Bob. You're a very attractive man. <DarKrow> I can't do that, Dave. ' | |
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DavidJB | ||
| Sentroid91 | <Tom Servo> You can't SEE anyone changing the topic! | |
| Bozarth | Darkon, you got a transcript of Monday Night? | |
| BobIshmael | Darkonzer? | |
| *** DarKrow is now known as RichAnder | ||
| BobIshmael | The hell kind of name is that? | |
| *** RichAnder is now known as BigBrother | ||
| DavidJB | Boz....why? | |
| *** BigBrother is now known as DarKrow | ||
| Bozarth | I want it | |
| Sentroid91 | http://www.mediasoft.ro/omega/dracula/dracula.jpg | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, really?! I- I mean, DK just guessed. | |
| Sentroid91 | ahh, there we go | |
| DavidJB | Actually I told you all my real name when we did that nick change thing. | |
| Sentroid91 | anyone care to comment on omega's Drac? | |
| DarKrow | LOL! | |
| BobIshmael | I- I mean, DK was going for 2001 quote. | |
| * DarKrow will BRB 14,15(2,15 clean glasses 14,15) | ||
| DavidJB | Remember I sent you the Rowsdower sound then we did the Zap nick thing. | |
| *** BobIshmael is now known as JamesEthan | ||
| JamesEthan | I like my middle name better, besides everyone knows my last name. | |
| DavidJB | And the I declared real name time. | |
| Sentroid91 | BTW: I had my orientation today | |
| JamesEthan | Well, mostly everyone. | |
| Sentroid91 | they had me as Josh | |
| JamesEthan | Dave, I just guessed though. | |
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as JohnJ | ||
| JamesEthan | Y'know, like <HAL9000> Dave, what are you doing? I can't do that, Dave. | |
| DavidJB | John Jacob Jinglehiemer Schmidt! | |
| JamesEthan | HEY! THAT- Oh, nevemrind. | |
| JohnJ | I still think omega has no idea what Dracula looks like | |
| JohnJ | BTW: You know there was another omega on last night? | |
| * DarKrow is back | ||
| DarKrow | now I can see | |
| JamesEthan | John, you missed my witty remark about his dracula picture. | |
| DavidJB | <DarkonZero> Doesn't it look like he sees a pile of bat shit and is disgusted by it? | |
| Bozarth | Well, DZ, do you? | |
| JohnJ | We all thought it was you, Bob. Cause he had a SanDiego IP | |
| JamesEthan | Who? | |
| JohnJ | another omega | |
| DavidJB | Boz....yes. I do. | |
| JamesEthan | Ewwww. | |
| DavidJB | Wait. | |
| JamesEthan | Be careful. | |
| * Bozarth waits | ||
| JohnJ | And he was american too | |
| JamesEthan | See my IP. Memorize it. | |
| JamesEthan | See IP. See IP run. | |
| JamesEthan | Run, IP, run. | |
| JamesEthan | See IP with Bob. | |
| JamesEthan | Hi Bob. | |
| JamesEthan | And so forth. | |
| JohnJ | Except his typing skills were as bad as the Transylvannian omega | |
| DavidJB | BoZ......do accept | |
| Bozarth | omega's dacula looks like a cross between Krankor and Mario | |
| DarKrow | C:\DOS\ | |
| DarKrow | C:\DOS\RUN | |
| DarKrow | RUN DOS RUN | |
| * JamesEthan stares at DK. | ||
| JamesEthan | Why you gotta be the odd one out, huh? | |
| DavidJB | Don't | |
| DarKrow | Whaaaaat | |
| JohnJ | LOL | |
| DavidJB | Wrong day. | |
| JamesEthan | Boz, and a barber shop singer. | |
| JohnJ | Manos said it looked like Bela Lugosi and Pink Panther had a baby | |
| Bozarth | huh? | |
| JamesEthan | Rich, where's that Pink Pink H? | |
| DavidJB | There Boz. | |
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| Session Start: Wed Aug 25 11:35:13 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<BobIshmael> Does my butt look big in these pants? <DarkonZero> Of course not, Bob. You're a very attractive man. <DarKrow> I can't do that, Dave. ' | ||
| *** Set by Mars on Wed Aug 25 11:17:13 | ||
| JohnJ | how about O Megas? | |
| JamesEthan | WB, Dave. | |
| DarkonZero | DAG NABBIT! | |
| JamesEthan | "Did you know that there are two actual Bob Ishmaels in the phone book." | |
| DarkonZero | I kicked my surge protector. | |
| JohnJ | hehe | |
| JamesEthan | That's for you, Dave. You missed it. | |
| JamesEthan | ...because you're stupid. | |
| JamesEthan | Kicked your surge protector, indeed! | |
| Bozarth | DZ, send again | |
| *** JamesEthan is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| Bozarth | thanks | |
| Darphod_K | SimTheme Park! | |
| Darphod_K | Dude! | |
| * BobIshmael stares at John. | ||
| Darphod_K | COOL! | |
| *** JohnJ changes topic to 'http://www.mediasoft.ro/omega/dracula/dracula.jpg 4<<== Beware of Crapula!!!!!!' | ||
| Bozarth | does it open in mIRC? | |
| BobIshmael | Heeeey! DK was complimenting my butt! | |
| *** JohnJ is now known as Sentroid99 | ||
| BobIshmael | I me- DZ! | |
| Sentroid99 | So was Crapula | |
| Darphod_K | SIM THEME PARK! | |
| DarkonZero | Boz...it should. | |
| BobIshmael | DK could have been, too. I don't know. | |
| Darphod_K | It's a joint venture between Bullfrog and Maxis! | |
| DarkonZero | Kick the other me. | |
| BobIshmael | I'll do it! | |
| BobIshmael | Once I re-auth myself. | |
| *** DavidJB was kicked by Darphod_K (Darphod_K) | ||
| Session Close: Wed Aug 25 11:37:43 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Aug 25 11:37:54 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'http://www.mediasoft.ro/omega/dracula/dracula.jpg 4<<== Beware of Crapula!!!!!!' | ||
| *** Set by JohnJ on Wed Aug 25 11:39:10 | ||
| BobIshmael | Bastard. | |
| BobIshmael | Sorry, DZ> | |
| BobIshmael | Sorry, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....why did I go flying? | |
| BobIshmael | I hit D and tab. | |
| DarkonZero | YOU ASS! | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be back. | |
| Darphod_K | Darphod_K | |
| *** Disconnected | ||
| *** Attempting to rejoin... | ||
| *** Rejoined channel #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'http://www.mediasoft.ro/omega/dracula/dracula.jpg 4<<== Beware of Crapula!!!!!!' | ||
| *** Set by JohnJ on Wed Aug 25 11:39:10 | ||
| BobIshmael | Big dumb idiot DK. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be back. | |
| DarkonZero | Again. | |
| BobIshmael | Big dumb stupid fat smelly idiot. | |
| Sentroid99 | d and tab? | |
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Aug 25 11:38:59 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Aug 25 11:40:16 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'http://www.mediasoft.ro/omega/dracula/dracula.jpg 4<<== Beware of Crapula!!!!!!' | ||
| *** Set by JohnJ on Wed Aug 25 11:39:10 | ||
| Sentroid99 | notice that his nose points the same way that his fangs point | |
| Sentroid99 | wb | |
| DarkonZero | Thankee....except Bob. | |
| * Darphod_K has to go potty (BRB) | ||
| *** BIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| BIshmael | Idiots. | |
| BIshmael | Stupid dumb idiots. | |
| BIshmael | I hate the sound of the phone! | |
| BIshmael | Why do people call me?1 | |
| BIshmael | Why do people call me?! | |
| BIshmael | ARRRRGH! | |
| DarkonZero | They lufe you Bob. | |
| BIshmael | And WHY do I have call waiting? | |
| DarkonZero | Disable it weenie. | |
| Sentroid99 | omega has a guestbook. With only 2 people | |
| Sentroid99 | I lufe you | |
| *** BobIshmael was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BIshmael (DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!D) | ||
| BIshmael | Hi. | |
| DarkonZero | Hello. | |
| *** Sentroid99 is now known as SIshmael | ||
| SIshmael | Hi | |
| BIshmael | Yep. | |
| Darphod_K | I Loaf you too | |
| *** Darphod_K is now known as DKIshmael | ||
| DarkonZero | Fishmeal? | |
| *** BIshmael is now known as Sentroid99 | ||
| Sentroid99 | Hi, I'm a moron. | |
| * Sentroid99 waits. | ||
| *** SIshmael is now known as BIshmael | ||
| * Sentroid99 waits. | ||
| BIshmael | really? me too! | |
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZIshmael | ||
| BIshmael | and I lufe omega | |
| Sentroid99 | I also have to beg Bob to explain things to me that I can't comprehend anyway. | |
| *** DZIshmael is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| Sentroid99 | It's fun. | |
| DKIshmael | I Loaf all of you | |
| Sentroid99 | And DZ, you're a moron too. | |
| BIshmael | Quiet, you. | |
| DKIshmael | I Loaf all of you | |
| DKIshmael | Feel the loaf | |
| BIshmael | I lufe omega | |
| Sentroid99 | Bob, can you explain how I would go about paying a year in advance? | |
| BIshmael | and I lufe Ironf and Lodovik | |
| BIshmael | Shut up, Sent | |
| Sentroid99 | I'm glad you finally put me in my place, Bob. | |
| BIshmael | Shut up, Sent | |
| Bozarth | Lufe! Lufe! Lufe! doo-doo-doo | |
| BIshmael | Shut up, Sent | |
| Sentroid99 | I hear and obey. | |
| BIshmael | Shut up, Sent | |
| Sentroid99 | Yessir. | |
| BIshmael | Shut up, Sent | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be back. | |
| Sentroid99 | I worship you, almighty Bob. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| * DarkonZero : 6,1 Something. 6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| BIshmael | Hoo-boy.. I can say that all day. | |
| Sentroid99 | You're a demi-god among men. | |
| BIshmael | Shut up, Sent | |
| *** Disconnected | ||
| *** Attempting to rejoin... | ||
| *** Rejoined channel #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'http://www.mediasoft.ro/omega/dracula/dracula.jpg 4<<== Beware of Crapula!!!!!!' | ||
| *** Set by JohnJ on Wed Aug 25 11:39:10 | ||
| Sentroid99 | Yessir. | |
| BIshmael | Shut up, Sent | |
| *** Disconnected | ||
| *** Attempting to rejoin... | ||
| *** Rejoined channel #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'http://www.mediasoft.ro/omega/dracula/dracula.jpg 4<<== Beware of Crapula!!!!!!' | ||
| *** Set by JohnJ on Wed Aug 25 11:39:10 | ||
| *** Sentroid99 is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| omega | yew aer note Tom Curze | |
| omega | ! | |
| *** DKIshmael is now known as DarKrow | ||
| Bozarth | I found out what brought about the Squishy thing! | |
| DarKrow | GTG | |
| omega | k | |
| DarKrow | ahem | |
| DarKrow | GTG! | |
| BobIshmael | DK, you're a moron. This insult-fest was between me an' Sent only. | |
| DarKrow | GTG! | |
| DarKrow | BYE ALL! | |
| DarKrow | GTG! | |
| omega | fyuke yeww | |
| DarKrow | GTG! | |
| omega | yew aer dead meat, Bob | |
| DarKrow | BYE ALL! | |
| omega | <Sent> Ok, bye now | |
| BobIshmael | No, no. It's "your dead meat bobishmael" | |
| *** DarKrow has quit IRC (BYE) | ||
| omega | yewer dead meat, Bob | |
| BobIshmael | "your dead meat bobishmael" | |
| omega | yewer dead meat, bobishmeal | |
| BobIshmael | "your dead meat bobishmael" | |
| omega | yourer dead meat, bobishmeal | |
| BobIshmael | "your dead meat bobishmael" | |
| DarkonZero | Hey....does anyone have my IP before my kicking of the surge protector? | |
| DarkonZero | And would anyone tell me. | |
| BobIshmael | I do, why? | |
| BobIshmael | Why do you want to know? | |
| DarkonZero | I'd like to see it. | |
| omega | <Balthayzr> My freaks? | |
| DarkonZero | That's all. | |
| DarkonZero | I'd like to see it. | |
| DarkonZero | That's all. | |
| BobIshmael | Looks the same to me. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| BobIshmael | Why? | |
| BobIshmael | WAIT! | |
| BobIshmael | Sorry, it's not. | |
| *** omega is now known as Dracula | ||
| DarkonZero | Just wondering....I use 2 different ISP's. | |
| BobIshmael | DarkonZero@1Cust189.tnt23.lax3.da.uu.ne | |
| BobIshmael | DarkonZero@1Cust81.tnt30.lax3.da.uu.net | |
| BobIshmael | +t | |
| * Dracula makes light go through his house, causing bats to emerge from the other side | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh well..... | |
| BobIshmael | Nice moustache, Dracula. | |
| DarkonZero | It doesn't matte. | |
| DarkonZero | +r | |
| * Dracula turns pink.........er | ||
| BobIshmael | Sing in a barber shop quartet, do you? | |
| Dracula | hehe | |
| Dracula | I was the stand-in for Snidley Whiplash | |
| Bozarth | LOL! Cam thinks I'm gonna leave #Deep13 | |
| BobIshmael | Boz, oh? | |
| DarkonZero | Spit it out Boz...Bob doesn't know. | |
| BobIshmael | YES! TELL ME! | |
| Dracula | Now THIS is what they should have on HBO. Classic Looney Tunes movies | |
| DarkonZero | Cut and paste. | |
| Dracula | Hansel? | |
| Dracula | Hansel?! | |
| DarkonZero | Bob......Boz found a girl. | |
| DarkonZero | That's what it is. | |
| Bozarth | <TheCambot> Prom and Boz don't lufe us anymore. | |
| Bozarth | <CallipyG> Losing them? Why? | |
| Bozarth | <DarkonZero> Not permanently. | |
| Bozarth | <TheCambot> Well...Boz still loves us. | |
| Bozarth | <CallipyG> Boz? | |
| Bozarth | <Timmyling> Well, Cam, not exactly. Boz can seperate #Deep13 and his real life sucessfully. | |
| Bozarth | <TheCambot> But he wouldn't bring his girlfriend in. He's ashamed of us. | |
| BobIshmael | Seperate.. real life? What? | |
| Dracula | Yeah! Why hasn't Prom been coming here? | |
| BobIshmael | He's a moron. | |
| Dracula | ah | |
| BobIshmael | He's always over at scifi. | |
| BobIshmael | I never liked that kid. | |
| BobIshmael | Did any of you listen to me? | |
| BobIshmael | Oh no! | |
| * BobIshmael has to find today's log. BRB. | ||
| *** BobIshmael has left #deep13 | ||
| Bozarth | Thanks for the log, DZ. This is gold | |
| DarkonZero | No prob Boz. | |
| DarkonZero | Cam thinks you're gonnareally leave. | |
| Bozarth | I have to actually DATE her first | |
| DarkonZero | He says you're abandoning us. | |
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | BOOB! | |
| DarkonZero | Uh... | |
| DarkonZero | BOB! | |
| Dracula | If you are looking for o good man don't look at me | |
| Dracula | (Bucharest, Romania) | |
| Dracula | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe. | |
| Dracula | the thrill you need | |
| Dracula | (Braila, Romania) | |
| Dracula | Looking for a soulmate | |
| Dracula | (Arad, Romania) | |
| Dracula | They should go look for Joe Estevez | |
| Dracula | I'm a young guy who want to meet a women for a | |
| Dracula | relationship. | |
| Dracula | (Buzau, Romania) | |
| BobIshmael | Quick! Someone make s'more comments about dracula.jpg! | |
| Dracula | Uuuuuuuh, Momma ! | |
| Dracula | (Bucharest, Romania) | |
| DarkonZero | I'm all commented out. | |
| Dracula | Why the hell is omega's homepage a Romanian loveline? | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, what was that bat crap thing you said? | |
| Dracula | I think that ten people at a party | |
| Dracula | is just right. | |
| Dracula | When I get really angry at | |
| Dracula | someone, I usually yell and | |
| Dracula | scream. | |
| Dracula | The first thing I do in the | |
| DarkonZero | Wait. | |
| Dracula | morning when I get up is take a | |
| Dracula | shower. | |
| *** Mars changes topic to 'Why the hell is omega's homepage a Romanian loveline? ' | ||
| Dracula | I'm surrounded by people, yet I'm so alone... | |
| Dracula | (Cluj, Romania) | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> I think Drac sees a whole pile of bat shit and is disgusted. | |
| Bozarth | I didn't bring her in last night cause I think it would just be too confusing and I had to leave to go to bed, too | |
| *** Mars changes topic to 'Why the hell is omega's homepage a Romanian loveline? "I'm surrounded by people, yet I'm so alone... " ' | ||
| Dracula | I want somebody to share my dreams | |
| Dracula | (Constanta, Romania) | |
| Dracula | Curious?... | |
| Dracula | (Bucuresti-Bucharest, Romania) | |
| Dracula | Looking for friends | |
| Dracula | (Bucharest, Romania) | |
| Dracula | it's gonna be just fine | |
| Dracula | (Bacau, Romania) | |
| Dracula | Come with me on the top of | |
| Dracula | Mountain of Love... | |
| Dracula | (Bacau, Romania) | |
| BobIshmael | HEY! | |
| * Dracula cracks up | ||
| Dracula | Come with me on the top of Mountain of Lufe! | |
| BobIshmael | We need a caption this! with dracula.jpg! | |
| Dracula | LOL | |
| BobIshmael | "Nice handlebar moustache! Sing in a barber shop quartet, do you?" | |
| BobIshmael | "I was the stand-in for Snidley Whiplash." | |
| BobIshmael | Alright! I NEED to speak with Callip about this! | |
| * BobIshmael saves dracula.jpg to his HD. | ||
| Dracula | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.....NOOOOOOO! | |
| BobIshmael | Nooooooooooo? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes.....NOOOOOOOO! | |
| BobIshmael | Oh.... Nooooooooo. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-huh.....NOOOOOOOO! | |
| BobIshmael | Any reason noooooooooooooooo? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.....NOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| DarkonZero | It's hideous......NOOOOOOOO! | |
| *** Mars changes topic to 'Why the hell is omega's homepage a Romanian loveline? "I'm surrounded by people, yet I'm so alone... " "Come to the top of the moutain of love!" ' | ||
| Dracula | haha! | |
| BobIshmael | It's perfect Caption This! material! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'hello.wav' | ||
| [Dracula SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'no.wav' | ||
| [Dracula SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | And is Loc in that stupid country yet? | |
| DarkonZero | Wait where is all coming from? | |
| BobIshmael | Y'know, that stupid one he's going to. | |
| Dracula | You mean te US? | |
| Dracula | te to the | |
| [Dracula SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | DZ, huh? | |
| [Dracula SOUND] | ||
| [Dracula SOUND] | ||
| [Dracula SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | ALL! That's all. | |
| [Dracula SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | The stuff Sent is putting on here. | |
| BobIshmael | A-L-L.. The fresh stain lifter, that's all. | |
| Dracula | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | ...... | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah! Sent! WHAT ARE YOU PUTTING ON THE TOPIC?! | |
| DarkonZero | I won't ask ever again. | |
| BobIshmael | How dare you?1 | |
| BobIshmael | How dare you?! | |
| Dracula | S'not me! It's Mars! | |
| DarkonZero | Snot me? | |
| BobIshmael | Sure! Blame Mars for YOUR mistakes! | |
| * Bozarth combs his hair needlessly | ||
| * DarkonZero put some snot on Sent. | ||
| * Dracula puts it back on Drac's right eye | ||
| BobIshmael | Boz, is it true? Can you seperate #deep13 between real life? | |
| Bozarth | yes | |
| BobIshmael | Whoa. | |
| BobIshmael | Impressive. | |
| BobIshmael | It's all a blur to me. | |
| Bozarth | But i have no reason to now | |
| DarkonZero | Veyr impressive. | |
| DarkonZero | Veyr to Very | |
| BobIshmael | <DZ> Voyeur impressive! | |
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> How very odd... | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| Dracula | Dracula's Italian Ice | |
| BobIshmael | <DarkonZero> I'm Chuck Heston. President of the NRA. | |
| DarkonZero | <JamesGove> How very odd... | |
| BobIshmael | HEY! How did you know about that, Sent?! | |
| BobIshmael | There! | |
| BobIshmael | That's right. Way to go. | |
| * BobIshmael gives Dave a gold star. | ||
| Dracula | well, cause he's pink.... sorta like Italian Ice | |
| DarkonZero | <JamesGove> I crapped my pants... | |
| Dracula | hehe | |
| BobIshmael | Well, Callip works in an Italian Ice store. | |
| Dracula | I know | |
| BobIshmael | You do not! | |
| BobIshmael | Liar! | |
| DarkonZero | <JamesGove> I pissed myself... | |
| Dracula | I just found a 3rd Rita's Italian Ice shop in Edison | |
| [Dracula SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I got my old job back and I didn't even work the new job. | |
| Session Close: Wed Aug 25 12:09:08 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Aug 25 12:09:30 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Why the hell is omega's homepage a Romanian loveline? "I'm surrounded by people, yet I'm so alone... " "Come to the top of the moutain of love!" ' | ||
| *** Set by Mars on Wed Aug 25 11:00:47 | ||
| BobIshmael | It was Sent. | |
| Dracula | kicked sent? | |
| BobIshmael | AWW CRAP! | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-huh. | |
| Dracula | HA-HA! | |
| DarkonZero | <JamesGove> I really like cheese...in my pants. | |
| *** BobIshmael was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BobIshmael (Way to type! )) | ||
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | <JamesGove> I really like cheese...in my pants. | |
| BobIshmael | I saw. | |
| BobIshmael | Magically. | |
| BobIshmael | Oooooooh! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok......just chaecking. | |
| BobIshmael | Whoeeeeeooooooo! | |
| * BobIshmael waves his hands around. | ||
| BobIshmael | Whoeeeeeooooooohhhhhheeeeeeooooooo! | |
| DarkonZero | WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWO! | |
| BobIshmael | Magicalllllly. | |
| [Dracula SOUND] | ||
| [Dracula SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'blueraja.wav' | ||
| [Dracula SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok....lets see if Loc will join us and talk about coming to America just to see De...and not us. | |
| DarkonZero | Unless he's off to our wonderful country. | |
| Dracula | I dunno who gave him the impression..... but Loc said some people think he's going there to seduce De. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, wouldn't you rather see De than us? | |
| Bozarth | he's flying as we speak | |
| Dracula | I'm not doubting it, but it was sorta mean | |
| BobIshmael | I mean, De's got that whole female deal... And the rest of us are insane. | |
| Dracula | cripes! GO AWAY! darn phone. | |
| DarkonZero | Well......I'm insane.....we are all insane...that makes a MSTie. | |
| BobIshmael | But we aren't female. | |
| Bozarth | I don't think he'd fly just to see one of us guys | |
| BobIshmael | You see? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| BobIshmael | Well, I would... Fly to another coutry, that is. Not visit one of you. | |
| DarkonZero | So...in other words...Loc might get his groove on? | |
| BobIshmael | Just don't say that to Loc. | |
| DarkonZero | I know. | |
| Bozarth | uhh... | |
| DarkonZero | De will kill us if she saw that. | |
| DarkonZero | We me. | |
| BobIshmael | She sure woul- AHHH! HI DE! | |
| DarkonZero | And you..... | |
| BobIshmael | Of course she'd kill me. | |
| Bozarth | They'd both kill us | |
| BobIshmael | She'd mutilate me beyond recognition. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.......we have to live with it. | |
| BobIshmael | Not you. | |
| BobIshmael | Or me. We're dead, remember? | |
| Bozarth | We'll have to ask later | |
| DarkonZero | And why not. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...yeah. | |
| BobIshmael | "We are the dead." | |
| Dracula | gawd | |
| BobIshmael | <Guy behind painting> YOU are the dead. | |
| Dracula | "we are dead meat, bobishmael!" | |
| DarkonZero | "We are the soon-to-be dead." | |
| Dracula | uh.... question? | |
| Dracula | Why are we dead? | |
| * BobIshmael turns around while Thought Police burst through the door. | ||
| BobIshmael | "While" should be "as." | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, not you. Just me an' DZ. | |
| Dracula | oh, okj | |
| Dracula | why is that? | |
| DarkonZero | Unless you like to join our misfortune. | |
| *** Dracula is now known as Sentroid91 | ||
| Sentroid91 | If I may be so bold to ask | |
| DarkonZero | Scroll up a bit. | |
| BobIshmael | Because we're talking about how the only reason Loc is coming to the US is because of De... And De'll kill us if she saw that. | |
| BobIshmael | Someone will tell her. So we're dead. | |
| BobIshmael | I don't think Loc would come to visit me, do you? | |
| Bozarth | I wasn't here if anyone asks | |
| DarkonZero | If saw saw what we said. | |
| * Sentroid91 shrugs | ||
| Sentroid91 | I dunno | |
| Sentroid91 | I wish someone would come visit me..... | |
| * Sentroid91 starts to cry | ||
| Bozarth | Loc would murdelize us too | |
| DarkonZero | You're in Penn, right Sent? | |
| Sentroid91 | Bob, come visit me | |
| Sentroid91 | Nope, NJ | |
| DarkonZero | Oh....Jersey.....forget it. | |
| Sentroid91 | Come visit me | |
| DarkonZero | I'm in Vegas. | |
| Sentroid91 | Someone come visit me | |
| Sentroid91 | gah! | |
| Sentroid91 | Someone come visit me | |
| Sentroid91 | Someone come visit me, please? | |
| Sentroid91 | Here's a thought..... | |
| DarkonZero | See Sent.......this is what we said....hold on. | |
| * Bozarth drums his fingers | ||
| *** BIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> Ok....lets see if Loc will join us and talk about coming to America just to see De...and not us. | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> Unless he's off to our wonderful country. | |
| DarkonZero | <Dracula> I dunno who gave him the impression..... but Loc said some people think he's going there to seduce De. | |
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> DZ, wouldn't you rather see De than us? | |
| DarkonZero | <Bozarth> he's flying as we speak | |
| DarkonZero | <Dracula> I'm not doubting it, but it was sorta mean | |
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> I mean, De's got that whole female deal... And the rest of us are insane. | |
| BIshmael | AHHH! | |
| BIshmael | De nuked me! | |
| BIshmael | RUNNN! | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> Well......I'm insane.....we are all insane...that makes a MSTie. | |
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> But we aren't female. | |
| DarkonZero | <Bozarth> I don't think he'd fly just to see one of us guys | |
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> You see? | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> Hmmmm..... | |
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> Well, I would... Fly to another coutry, that is. Not visit one of you. | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> So...in other words...Loc might get his groove on? | |
| BIshmael | What'd I miss? | |
| Sentroid91 | Since you live in Vegas, have your parents gamble at one of the Trump's alot, and then maybe they'll get a pass to play at one of the Trump's in Atlantic City | |
| DarkonZero | Sent no..... | |
| BIshmael | One of.. the... Trump's? | |
| BIshmael | The hell? | |
| Sentroid91 | You know. | |
| DarkonZero | Like I would know Trump. | |
| BIshmael | And DZ, you still live in your parent's house? I thought only Sent did that. | |
| DarkonZero | SHEESH. | |
| Sentroid91 | Trump Tower | |
| Sentroid91 | Trump Plaza | |
| DarkonZero | That's in New York. | |
| BIshmael | Trump-alot. | |
| Sentroid91 | Trump Taj Mahal | |
| Sentroid91 | Trump Marina | |
| Sentroid91 | Trump World's Fair | |
| * Bozarth pounds his head 1"EVIL CONVERSATION!!! EVIL CONVERSATION!!!" | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| Sentroid91 | Trumpy | |
| BIshmael | What'd I miss? | |
| DarkonZero | Boz......what's wrong? | |
| Sentroid91 | You missed me crying cause nobody'll come visit me..... | |
| * Sentroid91 starts crying again | ||
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> So...in other words...Loc might get his groove on? | |
| Sentroid91 | Bob, come visit me | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| BIshmael | No. I don't like you. | |
| BIshmael | Or your stupid state. | |
| Sentroid91 | Yes you do. Come visit me | |
| DarkonZero | I gotta shut up! | |
| BIshmael | At least CA has Slab City | |
| Sentroid91 | Come visit me now | |
| Bozarth | this is wrong | |
| Sentroid91 | what? what? | |
| BIshmael | Which I plan on living at for awhile. | |
| Sentroid91 | Come visit me | |
| BIshmael | See. You don't even know what Slab City is. | |
| BIshmael | DZ, do YOU know what Slab City is? | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| BIshmael | Figures. | |
| *** BobIshmael has quit IRC (Ping timeout for BobIshmael[dialup-209.245.44.148.SanDiego1.Level3.net]) | ||
| *** BIshmael is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| DarkonZero | I know of Slob City....your home. | |
| Sentroid91 | Do you know what "The Villiage" is, Bob? | |
| * Sentroid91 cracks up | ||
| Sentroid91 | Come visit me | |
| BobIshmael | Yes. | |
| Sentroid91 | YES? | |
| BobIshmael | The Village. No the Villiage. | |
| Sentroid91 | You'll come?!?! | |
| BobIshmael | The Village. Not the Villiage. | |
| Sentroid91 | Come visit me | |
| BobIshmael | No. | |
| Sentroid91 | Come visit me | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| BobIshmael | Nope. | |
| Sentroid91 | Come visit me | |
| BobIshmael | No can do. | |
| Sentroid91 | Come visit me | |
| DarkonZero | Come to Vegas! | |
| BobIshmael | Sure. | |
| DarkonZero | GAMBLE! | |
| BobIshmael | Meet ya' there, DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | BE MERRY! | |
| Sentroid91 | Come visit me in Atlantic City | |
| Sentroid91 | They've got fish! | |
| DarkonZero | LOSE MONEY! | |
| BobIshmael | DRINK ALOT! | |
| BobIshmael | WHOO! | |
| Sentroid91 | Come visit me in Atlantic City | |
| BobIshmael | VEGAS! VEGAS! | |
| DarkonZero | They got Sigfreid and Roy here! | |
| Sentroid91 | They got Englebert Humperdick here | |
| BobIshmael | DZ.. AND you got Burning Man! | |
| DarkonZero | They got porn stars....er.....here. | |
| BobIshmael | Not in Vegas, that is. | |
| Sentroid91 | Uh... | |
| Sentroid91 | A.C. has those too | |
| Bozarth | I got...uh...The Mississippi River | |
| DarkonZero | Screw the river! | |
| Sentroid91 | We've got Six Flags | |
| DarkonZero | We got 7 Flags! | |
| Sentroid91 | And Mountain Creek | |
| DarkonZero | We gots a Gameworks! | |
| Sentroid91 | We've got a XS | |
| Sentroid91 | actually NY does | |
| DarkonZero | Ok..... | |
| DarkonZero | No more. | |
| DarkonZero | Vegas is better..... | |
| Sentroid91 | Only because the Leprechaun's been there | |
| DarkonZero | We got nuclear waste dumps.! | |
| Sentroid91 | We've got PLENTY of those | |
| BobIshmael | So. California has all that and more. | |
| Bozarth | We got...uh...Springfield | |
| BobIshmael | We have gambling on the indian reservations. | |
| BobIshmael | We have fish. | |
| BobIshmael | We have a Six Flags. | |
| BobIshmael | We have me. | |
| Sentroid91 | Doubt it..... Newark has the most toxic waste | |
| Sentroid91 | You can't even see the city | |
| BobIshmael | I'm not saying "the most." We have some, though. | |
| Sentroid91 | If it's still there | |
| BobIshmael | There's a nuclear power plant not more than 50 miles from me. | |
| BobIshmael | ...maybe more. | |
| DarkonZero | BOB IS NUCLEAR! | |
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| Sentroid91 | we all are | |
| BobIshmael | I SAID, "MAYBE MORE!" | |
| Sentroid91 | see that 9green glow? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok......out of all of us....who would De kill first? | |
| BobIshmael | Sheesh. Some people. | |
| BobIshmael | I say me. | |
| DarkonZero | Second....me. | |
| Sentroid91 | I would rather kill DeDeBinks | |
| DarkonZero | Same here. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, me because, excluding Sent, I've been here the longest. | |
| BobIshmael | I've had the most time to irritate her. | |
| Sentroid91 | uh, right. | |
| Sentroid91 | sure you haven't | |
| BobIshmael | I've irritated everyone and you know it! | |
| Sentroid91 | d'oh | |
| Sentroid91 | I didn't get that one. | |
| DarkonZero | She'd kill me if she saw all the stuff I said. | |
| BobIshmael | True. | |
| Sentroid91 | You have been(excluding moi) | |
| BobIshmael | Way to go, idiot. | |
| BobIshmael | Way to pay attention, No Brain! | |
| Sentroid91 | wait, wait. I think Darkon was | |
| Sentroid91 | except he took a hiatus | |
| BobIshmael | Here before me? | |
| Sentroid91 | yup | |
| BobIshmael | IS this true, DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | Make sure no one gives her a log of today.....I know CG will get one...that's how he knew of the server convo yesterday. | |
| BobIshmael | Say it isn't so! | |
| BobIshmael | Say it isn't so! | |
| Sentroid91 | Darkon was once known as the King of Sounds | |
| Sentroid91 | until his computer broke | |
| BobIshmael | Before me? | |
| DarkonZero | It didn't break...I was kept from using one. | |
| Sentroid91 | yup | |
| BobIshmael | It can't be! | |
| BobIshmael | You're just trying to trick me, Sent! | |
| * Sentroid91 shakes his head no | ||
| BobIshmael | ANSWER ME, DZ! | |
| Sentroid91 | Sure. Darkon wasn't here before you..... and omega's Dracula looks like the REAL Dracula | |
| * BobIshmael breaks down in tears. | ||
| DarkonZero | I was in #Deep13 since June of last year.....then Oct. of last year I went offline cause of certain personal reasons...then my return. | |
| Sentroid91 | See that? | |
| BobIshmael | As have I! | |
| DarkonZero | My return on Apr. of this year. | |
| Sentroid91 | Brotherman? | |
| Sentroid91 | Bob, you weren't even around in Junw | |
| Sentroid91 | -w +e | |
| BobIshmael | I'm afraid I was. | |
| DarkonZero | Under what nick? | |
| Sentroid91 | Rarely? | |
| BobIshmael | I HAD a log of my entry that De gave me. | |
| DarkonZero | I never saw your nick. | |
| BobIshmael | BIshmael. | |
| Sentroid91 | note the keyword being HAD | |
| BobIshmael | Well, I saw it. | |
| BobIshmael | So I know it's true,. | |
| BobIshmael | So I know it's true. | |
| BobIshmael | I also went to HomeGame before I came to #deep13. | |
| Sentroid91 | I remeber some other people who used to stop by #Deep13.... like Spuzz. | |
| BobIshmael | I was using Java. | |
| Sentroid91 | Java MON! | |
| Sentroid91 | Oh, and that Observer guy | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...my sound library is now in the 1,200 something range. | |
| Sentroid91 | Mine's about the same | |
| Sentroid91 | prolly even more | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, don't you mean "Gal?" | |
| Sentroid91 | uh | |
| BobIshmael | Or whatever she called herself. | |
| Sentroid91 | BrainGal? | |
| BobIshmael | Perhaps. | |
| Sentroid91 | no, not that one | |
| Sentroid91 | Some guy calling himself Observer | |
| BobIshmael | Methinks my memory is not what it used to be. | |
| DarkonZero | Galious. | |
| Sentroid91 | mine too | |
| DarkonZero | Smething like that. | |
| BobIshmael | Liar. | |
| Sentroid91 | I only remeber...... the Alamo | |
| *** Goku has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | KU! | |
| Sentroid91 | Hey, Goke | |
| Goku | DZ! | |
| Goku | hey Sent | |
| BobIshmael | Haiku! | |
| Goku | Haibob! | |
| Goku | err | |
| Goku | Hi Bob! | |
| BobIshmael | Better. | |
| Sentroid91 | Goku: go here: http://www.mediasoft.ro/omega/dracula/dracula.jpg | |
| BobIshmael | Ku, when do you first grace #deep13 with your presence? | |
| DarkonZero | do to did. | |
| BobIshmael | And Ku, accept this file I'm about to send. | |
| Goku | when did I? | |
| Sentroid91 | I remeber, I remeber | |
| Sentroid91 | He came because of one of the MSTapes | |
| Sentroid91 | ID4, I believe | |
| BobIshmael | I'm not asking you. | |
| * Bozarth reads the log | ||
| Sentroid91 | am I right, Goke? | |
| Goku | no I went to #SOL and stuff with MrNelson when you had the scripts and yo MST | |
| Goku | 'd the, | |
| BobIshmael | Yo! | |
| Sentroid91 | o | |
| Goku | *them | |
| BobIshmael | Yo king! | |
| Goku | then I migrated over to Deep13 | |
| Sentroid91 | <Dave Ishmael> And I am YO KING! | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, burn in hell. | |
| Sentroid91 | I have, thanks | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| Goku | this page is taking an awlfly long time to load | |
| Sentroid91 | You sure you didn't riff ID4, Goku? | |
| Goku | I did | |
| DarkonZero | It's a biggun' Ku. | |
| Sentroid91 | ah! so I was right | |
| BobIshmael | Pass that .txt file around after you add something humorous to it. | |
| *** Timmyling has joined #Deep13 | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| Timmyling | Hi there. | |
| DarkonZero | LING! | |
| BobIshmael | AHH! | |
| Sentroid91 | Hey, Ling | |
| BobIshmael | Whoo. | |
| *** MeltingMan has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Ling won't die with us Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | AHHH! | |
| Sentroid91 | Hey Melt | |
| Timmyling | Hey IMM. | |
| DarkonZero | Nor IMM> | |
| MeltingMan | Hiya hiya | |
| BobIshmael | No, he probably won't. | |
| BobIshmael | He should, though. | |
| BobIshmael | Make him die. | |
| DarkonZero | We're dead Bob..... | |
| BobIshmael | We are the dead. | |
| MeltingMan | He's dead, Jim | |
| Sentroid91 | We need more comments on http://www.mediasoft.ro/omega/dracula/dracula.jpg | |
| DarkonZero | If De gets what I said. | |
| DarkonZero | And you said. | |
| BobIshmael | Everyone comment! | |
| BobIshmael | NOW! | |
| MeltingMan | Hold on.... | |
| Goku | AGH! | |
| Bozarth | still talking about getting killed? | |
| * Goku goes to open the file | ||
| DarkonZero | Yeah..... | |
| Sentroid91 | Ling, say something about it. Your's were probably the funntest | |
| DarkonZero | What about mine? | |
| Timmyling | Just a sec. | |
| DarkonZero | The bat shit thing was funnt too. | |
| Timmyling | Man...Dracula looks like a bloated pink jellyfish with a face. | |
| BobIshmael | AHH! WS_FTP JUST MADE AN ICQ SOUND! | |
| BobIshmael | AHHHH! | |
| DarkonZero | Man...Dracula looks like a bloated pink jellyfish with features. | |
| Timmyling | Hey. | |
| BobIshmael | My barber shop quartet was funnier than bat shit. | |
| Sentroid91 | <BobIshmael> "Nice handlebar moustache! Sing in a barber shop quartet, do you?" <Dracula/Sentroid> "I was the stand-in for Snidley Whiplash." | |
| MeltingMan | Great goodness, that's a big image | |
| Goku | I'll get you Captian America! | |
| DarkonZero | A big stupid image. | |
| Goku | thats mine | |
| * BobIshmael cracks up. | ||
| Sentroid91 | Manos had a good one last night | |
| BobIshmael | Now THAT'S comedy, Ku! | |
| Sentroid91 | "Looks like Bela Lugosi and Pink Panther had a baby" | |
| Timmyling | <MSTManos>He looks as if Bela Lugosi and the Pink Panther had a baby. | |
| Sentroid91 | that too | |
| Timmyling | <Sentroid91> Drac comes out during an eclipse to make bats | |
| Sentroid91 | hehe | |
| Timmyling | <Blu_Star> I dont see anything wrong with that picture | |
| Goku | hehehe | |
| Sentroid91 | LOL | |
| DarkonZero | WHAT ABOUT MINE?!? | |
| Sentroid91 | When did you go bother Starzz? | |
| Bozarth | back | |
| Timmyling | <DarkonZero> I think Drac sees a whole pile of bat shit and is disgusted. | |
| DarkonZero | There. | |
| BobIshmael | Ku, is you circulating that text file? | |
| Sentroid91 | I still think he's afraid of the bats | |
| Goku | no I is not | |
| BobIshmael | Damn you! | |
| Goku | who do I send it to now? | |
| Sentroid91 | that's why he's behind the house | |
| Timmyling | afk | |
| Timmyling | k? | |
| Sentroid91 | k | |
| DarkonZero | Okey! | |
| Goku | nk! | |
| MeltingMan | O.K. Connery!!!! | |
| * DarkonZero is still think of his pending death by De. | ||
| * DarkonZero is still thinking of his pending death by De. | ||
| Sentroid91 | Sean Connery is 69 today. They mentioned it on the radio | |
| Timmyling | Why, DZ? | |
| Bozarth | Squishy | |
| DarkonZero | It's something I aid earlier..... | |
| DarkonZero | aid to said. | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| Sentroid91 | Something you ate earlier? | |
| Timmyling | Which was...? | |
| Goku | who do I send it too Bob! | |
| BobIshmael | Well, I might as well do it now. | |
| DarkonZero | Ling.......you wan't say any of this ok? | |
| BobIshmael | Actually, I'll just wait to talk to Callip about CT'ing it. | |
| DarkonZero | Promise. | |
| Timmyling | Sure. | |
| Timmyling | I promise. | |
| BobIshmael | He's going to. Look at his beady little eyes. | |
| Sentroid91 | what? what? | |
| * Bozarth combs his hair needlessly | ||
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> Ok....lets see if Loc will join us and talk about coming to America just to see De...and not us. | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> Unless he's off to our wonderful country. | |
| DarkonZero | <Dracula> I dunno who gave him the impression..... but Loc said some people think he's going there to seduce De. | |
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> DZ, wouldn't you rather see De than us? | |
| DarkonZero | <Bozarth> he's flying as we speak | |
| DarkonZero | <Dracula> I'm not doubting it, but it was sorta mean | |
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> I mean, De's got that whole female deal... And the rest of us are insane. | |
| BobIshmael | He's out to get me, y'know. | |
| * BobIshmael watches as De enter the channel in mid-sentence. | ||
| BobIshmael | +s | |
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> You see? | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> Hmmmm..... | |
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> Well, I would... Fly to another coutry, that is. Not visit one of you. | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> So...in other words...Loc might get his groove on? | |
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as DeRaptor | ||
| DarkonZero | DAH1 | |
| * DeRaptor enters the room and falls flat on her face | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Aug 25 12:48:46 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Aug 25 12:55:01 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Why the hell is omega's homepage a Romanian loveline? "I'm surrounded by people, yet I'm so alone... " "Come to the top of the moutain of love!" ' | ||
| *** Set by Mars on Wed Aug 25 11:00:47 | ||
| BobIshmael | HAHAHA! | |
| * BobIshmael points and laghs. | ||
| DarkonZero | What.... | |
| * BobIshmael points and laughs. | ||
| * MeltingMan giggles at DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | LAIR! | |
| Timmyling | Um...hah. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm dead! | |
| Timmyling | Lair? | |
| BobIshmael | Lair? Like the BatCave? | |
| Sentroid99 | DeRaptor3K: My parents don't like the idea that I have friends. | |
| Timmyling | Hmmmm... | |
| BobIshmael | Especiall English ones. | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| BobIshmael | Tell her that. | |
| Sentroid99 | Servo411: weird | |
| Sentroid99 | Servo411: I mean people always tell me that I have to get out.... I thought that was normal..... | |
| BobIshmael | +y | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...am I dead.....or not dead? | |
| DarkonZero | TELL ME! | |
| Goku | no | |
| BobIshmael | Well, yeah. But not yet. | |
| Timmyling | Not dead, I think. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok..... | |
| DarkonZero | Was that Sent? | |
| MeltingMan | The pupils of Dracula's eyes look like green nipples | |
| BobIshmael | I mean, in the grand scheme of things you ARE dead. But not right now. | |
| Sentroid99 | ha! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN YOU SENT! | |
| BobIshmael | IMM, here take this. | |
| BobIshmael | *whap* | |
| DarkonZero | I'm such a idiot! | |
| DarkonZero | Like Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | I mean... *DCC* | |
| BobIshmael | Yep. | |
| BobIshmael | Yep. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok..... | |
| MeltingMan | Um...send it again | |
| DarkonZero | I better......shut up. | |
| Timmyling | Hey, Sent, tell De that she never sent me that picture. | |
| DarkonZero | I got to clear my mind. | |
| BobIshmael | Add to it, chucko. | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, tell De about the English friend comment I made. It was funny and stuff. | |
| BobIshmael | Laugh, damn you. | |
| BobIshmael | My ear smells weird. | |
| Sentroid99 | I think she means that her parents disaprove of her "friends" meaning us | |
| Timmyling | Eek. | |
| Goku | you need a gun to threaten us Bob!....at least a Super Soker | |
| Goku | hmm | |
| Goku | soaker | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| Goku | damn you | |
| MeltingMan | Count Dracula, mascot for eraserhead..... | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, but I'm not so sure that I exist. How can I be sure any of YOU exist. So how can De's parents be sure that she has friends, if they don't exist! | |
| * BobIshmael bows. | ||
| * BobIshmael takes a nap. | ||
| DarkonZero | OK.......so my death is still pending. | |
| Goku | where are you taking the nao to | |
| * BobIshmael wakes to up to cheering.. | ||
| BobIshmael | Thank you, thank you. | |
| Sentroid99 | I dunno | |
| Sentroid99 | I think it has to do with that commercial about the net | |
| BobIshmael | Kung Nao chicken! | |
| MeltingMan | Welcome to the My Dung restuarant! | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DarkonZero | IMM | |
| DarkonZero | WHY? | |
| MeltingMan | Um.....why not? | |
| DarkonZero | Because. | |
| * BobIshmael demands to speak to Calllip. | ||
| * BobIshmael demands to speak to Callip. | ||
| Timmyling | Sent, didya tell her? | |
| BobIshmael | Someone find him. | |
| DarkonZero | Sent is dead. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, Sent's dead too. | |
| MeltingMan | Long live Sent | |
| DarkonZero | I'm next. | |
| BobIshmael | Boz is, also. He was here and didn't try to stop us. | |
| DarkonZero | Then Bob. | |
| Timmyling | SENT! | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.....Boz is too. | |
| Timmyling | I'm immune. | |
| Timmyling | So there. | |
| DarkonZero | Ling now knows....he's dead. | |
| Timmyling | No I'm not. | |
| BobIshmael | Yep. | |
| BobIshmael | You're dead. | |
| Timmyling | I can always deny it. | |
| DarkonZero | As with IMM> | |
| BobIshmael | Not Ku, I think he's AFK. | |
| MeltingMan | And I'm IMM | |
| BobIshmael | IMM>. | |
| Timmyling | So how am I incriminated because of something you two clods did? | |
| DarkonZero | You are dead.... | |
| Sentroid99 | so....... dracula......... | |
| BobIshmael | Accessory to insultation. | |
| Goku | I am AK! | |
| Sentroid99 | yup. that about sums it up | |
| DarkonZero | That's if she find out. | |
| *** MSTManos has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | Manny. | |
| Goku | At Keyboard! | |
| MSTManos | Hello everyone. | |
| Goku | hi hi Manos | |
| DarkonZero | Manos is dead too....just for the hell of it. | |
| BobIshmael | IMM, did you at to dracula.txt? | |
| Timmyling | You told me the story. I didn't have any part of it. I'm a clean slate. | |
| MeltingMan | Um....no...hold on.... | |
| Sentroid99 | I didn't do anything at to dracula.txt | |
| DarkonZero | You know though Ling. | |
| Timmyling | dracula.txt? Whussat? | |
| BobIshmael | No, you promised you wouldn't tell anyone. | |
| MeltingMan | I'd like to wait until the pic finishes loading | |
| Sentroid99 | I want in, Bob. I was the one who found the pic. | |
| Sentroid99 | DeRaptor3K: He replaced his eyes with bleached martini olives. | |
| Timmyling | All of the insults made to Dracula's pic? | |
| BobIshmael | Nothing, I'm just collecting everyone's thoughts on dracula.jpg for a CT type deal. | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, 'ling, you're both in. | |
| BobIshmael | ...bastards. | |
| DarkonZero | OH CRAP....YOU YHINK CG WILL TELL HER? | |
| Timmyling | I'd just like to point out that I was a founding father of the Dracula Bash. | |
| Sentroid99 | ok, boob | |
| BobIshmael | It's always, "ME! ME! ME! WANT! WANT! WANT!" | |
| Timmyling | Sent, did you tell her? | |
| Sentroid99 | quiet, you. Go finish your Urkel-O's | |
| Sentroid99 | about what? Drac? | |
| Timmyling | About the pic she was supposed to send me. | |
| * DarkonZero still thinking of his pending death. | ||
| Sentroid99 | asking | |
| Timmyling | DZ, you seriously need to work on your typing. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok......me calming down. | |
| Sentroid99 | DeRaptor3K: Oh, the 'ling wants that, eh? | |
| Sentroid99 | DeRaptor3K: tell 'im I'm working on it. | |
| Sentroid99 | Servo411: uh-huh | |
| BobIshmael | His typing's fine. | |
| MSTManos | Um... what's the URL for the Drac pic again? | |
| BobIshmael | Don't bash DZ! | |
| BobIshmael | That's my job! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm already doing a good job of bashing myself Bob. | |
| Timmyling | http://www.mediasoft.ro/omega/dracula/dracula.jpg | |
| MSTManos | Thanks. | |
| DarkonZero | ME SO STUPID! | |
| Timmyling | Any time. | |
| DarkonZero | WAH! | |
| MeltingMan | Oh......I gotta go and stuff....bbl | |
| BobIshmael | Ricky! | |
| BobIshmael | Adidas. | |
| *** MeltingMan has quit IRC (IncredibleMeltingMan melts away) | ||
| Sentroid99 | Martin? | |
| BobIshmael | Yes. Ricky Martin. | |
| Sentroid99 | R-r-ricky Martin..... | |
| MSTManos | Oh, by the way, did I mention o-mee's friends at #BAM were convinced that the pic DID resemble Dracula correctly? | |
| Timmyling | Yeah. | |
| Sentroid99 | Ricky Martin as Dracula | |
| Timmyling | <Blu_Star> I dont see anything wrong with that picture | |
| MSTManos | Idiots. | |
| Sentroid99 | Are you sure she's looking at the same pic? | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| MSTManos | I never wanted to make this joke but... | |
| Sentroid99 | Or does she know what Drac looks like? | |
| Sentroid99 | yees? | |
| MSTManos | Could this be a gay Dracula? | |
| Sentroid99 | HAHA! | |
| Timmyling | <Blu_Star> :) I think it is a good rendition of him | |
| Sentroid99 | It's John Travolta | |
| MSTManos | There. I said it. Commence the killing. | |
| Sentroid99 | <John Travolta as Dracula> Did you know Renfield was gay? | |
| MSTManos | Okay... what have we agreed so far on this Drac pic? | |
| Sentroid99 | <Wolfman> oh yeah. I found out alot about him.... you know he can even turn himself into a bat? | |
| MSTManos | 1. He's a bloated pink jellyfish with a face | |
| BobIshmael | That he's a barber shop singer. | |
| Sentroid99 | and the stand-in for Snidley Whiplash | |
| MSTManos | 2. He looks as if Bela Lugosi and the Pink Panther had a baby. | |
| Timmyling | 3. That Dracula comes out during eclipses to make bats. | |
| Sentroid99 | And he's afraid of the bats | |
| BobIshmael | 4. He's disgusted by some bat feces off to his right. | |
| MSTManos | 4. His nose is pointing at a big pile of bat shi... er, um, guano. | |
| Sentroid99 | 5. His teeth have their hi-beams on | |
| MSTManos | 6. His head is bigger than that house. | |
| BobIshmael | HA! | |
| * BobIshmael hugs Sent. | ||
| BobIshmael | way to go! | |
| BobIshmael | Way to go! | |
| Sentroid99 | get off me, you freek | |
| * Sentroid99 hits Bob | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| BobIshmael | Ow! | |
| Sentroid99 | So... | |
| MSTManos | 7. Omega's full of guano. | |
| Sentroid99 | Dracula....... | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, do you have dracula.txt? | |
| BobIshmael | If so, add that to it and send it back to me. | |
| Sentroid99 | no I do NOT! | |
| BobIshmael | Too bad, I'll add it myself. | |
| MSTManos | Hmm... | |
| Sentroid99 | give | |
| Timmyling | You have my comment, right, BIsh? | |
| MSTManos | Looking at his skull, I think this Dracula is a Rhoades scholar. | |
| BobIshmael | Which one? | |
| BobIshmael | The jellyfish one? | |
| MSTManos | Yeah. | |
| Timmyling | Yeah. | |
| BobIshmael | Yep. | |
| Sentroid99 | Yeah. | |
| Timmyling | Good. | |
| Sentroid99 | Good. | |
| * BobIshmael decides to put everyone's name by their comment for later reference. | ||
| MSTManos | I mean, look at his skull! | |
| Sentroid99 | He has two brains | |
| Timmyling | Drac needs to get out more, | |
| Timmyling | . | |
| Timmyling | Or at least eat something. | |
| MSTManos | Like a marshmellow. | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, did you do that "afraid of the bats" comment? | |
| Sentroid99 | Is Drac supposed to be the alternative to the moon cause of the eclipse? | |
| Sentroid99 | yes I did | |
| Sentroid99 | He's hiding from the bats | |
| MSTManos | He looks like a mellow Drac all right. | |
| DarkonZero | Drac looks like he's been hit with a stick......several times. | |
| BobIshmael | Who did they "make bats | |
| BobIshmael | Who did they "make bats" one? | |
| BobIshmael | -y | |
| BobIshmael | Grumble. | |
| Timmyling | Sent. | |
| MSTManos | So this Drac is comparable to omega then, DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes. | |
| Timmyling | Very much so. | |
| Sentroid99 | He projects light to make bats | |
| BobIshmael | I still think Goku's is the best. | |
| DarkonZero | They are one in the same. | |
| BobIshmael | "I'll get you, Captian America!" | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe. | |
| Sentroid99 | hehee, Red Skull | |
| Timmyling | What's Goku's? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...that was a good one. | |
| BobIshmael | His quote, you freaking Timmyling. | |
| Timmyling | What's the quote, ignorant Bob? | |
| * BobIshmael shakes his fist. | ||
| Sentroid99 | Maybe this Drac is like omega's true form? | |
| DarkonZero | "I'll get you, Captian America!" | |
| BobIshmael | "I'll get you, Captian America!" lousy Timmyling! | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| Sentroid99 | I mean, his head IS sorta bi | |
| Sentroid99 | g | |
| Timmyling | Okay, dweeb-like Bob. | |
| MSTManos | Uh, there's a difference, Sent. | |
| BobIshmael | No problem, small-headed Timmyling. | |
| MSTManos | Drac has two brains, while omega only has half of one. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be back. | |
| * DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
| Session Close: Wed Aug 25 13:20:12 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Aug 25 13:22:35 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Why the hell is omega's homepage a Romanian loveline? "I'm surrounded by people, yet I'm so alone... " "Come to the top of the moutain of love!" ' | ||
| *** Set by Mars on Wed Aug 25 11:00:47 | ||
| BobIshmael | Nope, don't have that one. | |
| BobIshmael | WB, Dave. | |
| Timmyling | wb. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey, James. | |
| MSTManos | That's how omega describes the pic... | |
| Sentroid99 | "Dracula: Pink, and loving it | |
| MSTManos | "Dracula and the sun eclips" | |
| Sentroid99 | " | |
| MSTManos | Eww. | |
| Timmyling | Who said "Pink and loving it?" | |
| DarkonZero | Sent did. | |
| Sentroid99 | I did. Just now | |
| BobIshmael | Damn him. | |
| MSTManos | Sent. | |
| Timmyling | Ah. | |
| Sentroid99 | as opposed to "Dracula: Dead, and loving it" | |
| MSTManos | Why haven't I bombed Romania yet? | |
| Timmyling | "For Dracula and the suneclipse " | |
| DarkonZero | Hey Bob, your first real name is my real middle name. | |
| Timmyling | That's what's on his website. | |
| Sentroid99 | Joe Bob? | |
| BobIshmael | Wow, DZ! That makes want to care even less! | |
| Sentroid99 | j/k | |
| BobIshmael | ARRGH! | |
| DarkonZero | Who will care less. | |
| BobIshmael | Wow, DZ! That makes want ME to care even less! | |
| DarkonZero | You still care then. | |
| BobIshmael | Shut up! Just shut up! | |
| DarkonZero | Even if you care less. | |
| Timmyling | Hee... | |
| BobIshmael | ARRRGH! | |
| Sentroid99 | That makes you want you to care even less? | |
| BobIshmael | Shut up, shut up, shut up! | |
| DarkonZero | But he's still caring.... | |
| Sentroid99 | Lodovik's calling you, Bob. | |
| * BobIshmael wipes the tears of laughter out of his eyes. | ||
| MSTManos | Has anyone here seen omega recently? | |
| BobIshmael | That would be funnier, if it wasn't cause by my own stupidity. | |
| BobIshmael | BRB | |
| DarkonZero | Nope. | |
| MSTManos | Dammit. | |
| Timmyling | Nope. Unfortunately. | |
| MSTManos | I wanna be here to criticize his "Dracula" | |
| DarkonZero | eet iz gud. | |
| MSTManos | <omega> fuck off | |
| Timmyling | I'd like to get his opinion on this. | |
| MSTManos | <omega> fuck off | |
| MSTManos | <omega> fuck off | |
| DarkonZero | <omega> eet iz guud. | |
| MSTManos | Then I'll ask him how the family is. | |
| MSTManos | I think there are really problems in his family. | |
| Timmyling | <omega> ei likem hte peetcheurrew dumbsticks and you is are dumb eisdiot | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe. | |
| *** ManosMan has joined #deep13 | ||
| Timmyling | What's with the Y2K bug image on his front page? | |
| ManosMan | Sent? | |
| ManosMan | Kick the ghost, please. | |
| *** MSTManos was kicked by Sentroid99 (Sentroid99) | ||
| ManosMan | Thanks loads. | |
| Sentroid99 | np | |
| * BobIshmael backs. | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh....did anyone tell Bob of the other omega. | |
| BobIshmael | There, I've taken a walk and gotten something to drink. I shouldn't be an idiot now. | |
| Sentroid99 | I did | |
| DarkonZero | . to ? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...ok.... | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, Sent did. | |
| DarkonZero | Did he say I thougt it was you? | |
| ManosMan | Weird. I asked him if he knew Ninja Cow. He said yes. | |
| DarkonZero | Cause I did. | |
| * BobIshmael is always 209.245.*.* or 209.245.*.* | ||
| Sentroid99 | *omega* - you know you're using some Romainian kid's nick? | |
| BobIshmael | Eep! | |
| ManosMan | Oh, sh*t... | |
| * BobIshmael is always 209.245.*.* or 209.244.*.* | ||
| Sentroid99 | <omega> COOL! | |
| Timmyling | Manos, then when he came into the chatroom he called it "dead cow." | |
| ManosMan | Ah. | |
| DarkonZero | Well......the guy thought it you were talking about a hacker group....Manos. | |
| ManosMan | Oh. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, CdC ripped us off! | |
| ManosMan | I get it. | |
| Sentroid99 | The one that kane was talking about? | |
| BobIshmael | None other. | |
| Timmyling | CdC? | |
| BobIshmael | Cult of the Dead Cow, 'ling. | |
| Timmyling | Ah. | |
| BobIshmael | The released "Back Orifice." | |
| BobIshmael | +y | |
| Sentroid99 | the one he said that made the Master Gate sites? | |
| ManosMan | But I specifically told him "Ninja Cow" | |
| DarkonZero | Back Orificey | |
| * BobIshmael wonders if breaking his keyboard would fix his speeling errors. | ||
| ManosMan | Oh, damn, I forgot... | |
| BobIshmael | It probably wouldn't, but it would make me feel better. | |
| *** ManosMan is now known as MSTManos | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DarkonZero | MANOSMAN AWAY! | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| Sentroid99 | the one he said that made the Master Gate sites? | |
| * MSTManos flies and crashes into a window. | ||
| [MSTManos SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid99 | and got rid of Crow? | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, TS said that he was friends with the CdC and that "Ninja Cow" was making fun of them. | |
| BobIshmael | He said he would get te CdC to hack our site. | |
| BobIshmael | TS is eleet. | |
| BobIshmael | Don't forget it. | |
| Sentroid99 | heh | |
| Sentroid99 | well, I know some people who could hack his site | |
| DarkonZero | Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | SHHH! | |
| Sentroid99 | yeah, Bob too | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| BobIshmael | Quiet. | |
| BobIshmael | All of you. | |
| BobIshmael | Okay, speak. | |
| Sentroid99 | Evil Bob's always talking about the ports to solbase.com | |
| BobIshmael | HA! | |
| BobIshmael | His does not! | |
| BobIshmael | You're a liar! | |
| Sentroid99 | yes his does | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | His does alot. | |
| BobIshmael | His what? | |
| BobIshmael | Pet goldfish? | |
| BobIshmael | Gyro? | |
| DarkonZero | His does alot of talk of ports....Bob that is. | |
| BobIshmael | What, man? Speak up! | |
| BobIshmael | EVIL Bob. | |
| Sentroid99 | he does | |
| BobIshmael | Good Bob would never do such a thing. | |
| DarkonZero | GOOD Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Shut up, shut up, shut up. | |
| DarkonZero | GOOD Bob? | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, wait. | |
| Sentroid99 | Good Bob.... *relief* | |
| BobIshmael | Lesser of Two Evils Bob. | |
| MSTManos | Good Bob, Bad Bob | |
| DarkonZero | I'm the guy with the puter. | |
| MSTManos | Sounds like a game Bobs like to play. | |
| Timmyling | Good Bob Spy Vs. Bad Bob Spy. | |
| DarkonZero | Good Bob, Bad Bob.... | |
| BobIshmael | The good Bob creates amusing webpages and text files.. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm the guy with the puter. | |
| BobIshmael | Bad Bob, however.. | |
| BobIshmael | You can't trust Bad Bob. | |
| MSTManos | Neutral Bob. | |
| DarkonZero | DarkonZero creates crappy sites.....look at his for instant. | |
| Timmyling | Apprehensive Bob. | |
| MSTManos | Sane Bob | |
| BobIshmael | Kung-Fu Grip Bob! | |
| MSTManos | Insane Bob | |
| MSTManos | Super Bob | |
| Timmyling | Slightly Annoyed Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Very Peeved Bob. | |
| Timmyling | Bob the Terrible. | |
| DarkonZero | OK.....ICQ# 17871456 | |
| DarkonZero | There is mine. | |
| MSTManos | Bob the Eighth | |
| Timmyling | Bob of Yorkshire. | |
| BobIshmael | Bob of Terryton. | |
| BobIshmael | HEY! | |
| MSTManos | Bob of Wales | |
| DarkonZero | Bob of Suckville. | |
| BobIshmael | Sir Bob. | |
| MSTManos | Queen Bob | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| BobIshmael | Spandex Bob. | |
| Timmyling | Sir Bob, I, esq. | |
| BobIshmael | I thought that was Timmyling, esquire. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob "Stretch" Armstrong! | |
| Timmyling | It's Sir Timmyling, I, esq. | |
| BobIshmael | Teenaged Mutant Ninja Bob. | |
| Timmyling | With my real name it sounds better. | |
| DarkonZero | "What about" Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Your real name doesn't sound like a real name. | |
| Timmyling | There's Something About Bobby. | |
| MSTManos | Bob "The Body" Ventura | |
| Timmyling | You don't know my real name. | |
| BobIshmael | J. Link. It sounds like a pen name to me. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob "I suck" Ishmael. | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| Timmyling | That's not my full name. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, still. It sounds like a pen name. | |
| Sentroid99 | Zelda 3: A J. Link to the Past | |
| BobIshmael | You can just have one letter as your first name. | |
| Timmyling | It's a very common name. | |
| BobIshmael | J? | |
| Timmyling | Link. | |
| BobIshmael | Right. What about J? | |
| MSTManos | From the Mod Squad? | |
| Timmyling | J stands for something. | |
| BobIshmael | Sure it does. | |
| DarkonZero | Joke. | |
| BobIshmael | Your parents named you J and you're just ashamed. | |
| Timmyling | Right. | |
| BobIshmael | *toke* Dude.... Let's name him "J!" | |
| BobIshmael | Like, wow, man. | |
| DarkonZero | Heh. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm going to name my kid "J." | |
| BobIshmael | Or Soda. | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | Or Mallowmar. | |
| Timmyling | I'm gonna name my kid the longest name in the world. | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe even Bob Ishmael if I don't legally change to my own. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob Ishmael Gove? | |
| BobIshmael | For those you who don't know, I was pondering legally changing my name to Bob Ishmael | |
| BobIshmael | No, just Bob Ishmael. | |
| Timmyling | Yeah. | |
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor drops into #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | OW! The floor in here is hard. | |
| BobIshmael | AHHHH! | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| BobIshmael | I mean, hi. | |
| MSTManos | Hey there, De. | |
| Timmyling | Hey De. | |
| DeRaptor | http://209.8.83.73 | |
| DarkonZero | Either Bob Ishmael...or Dumb Ass. | |
| DeRaptor | yallo. | |
| Goku | hey De | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| BobIshmael | I don't think Dumb Ass would go over well in customs. | |
| DeRaptor | What's the difference, Darkon? | |
| BobIshmael | (FYI, De, I'm pondering legally changing my name to Bob Ishmael." | |
| BobIshmael | ) | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.....don't know. | |
| Goku | GRR!!! section named the couch!!!!!!!!! | |
| Goku | AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | BURN IT! | |
| BobIshmael | Section n- Huh? | |
| DarkonZero | FLMAE UP! | |
| BobIshmael | Smoke if you got 'em. | |
| DarkonZero | FLAME even. | |
| * DeRaptor flame retards The Big Green Couch in CyberSpace. | ||
| Goku | this section better be flamable! | |
| * DarkonZero has to get his guitar fixed. | ||
| Sentroid99 | so..... | |
| Goku | NOOO!!!! | |
| Sentroid99 | Dracula....... | |
| DarkonZero | MY GUITAR! | |
| DeRaptor | BWAHAHAHAHAH! | |
| DarkonZero | WAH! | |
| * BobIshmael watches DZ learn the "G" chord and then plays Smoke on the Water. | ||
| BobIshmael | De, what are your toughts on dracula.jpg? | |
| DeRaptor | squishy. | |
| DarkonZero | The day I got the thing I broke a string. | |
| BobIshmael | Anything else? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.....De, what happed to your imagination. | |
| Goku | AAAAAHHHHHH!! I was randomly clicking on rooms and went in #Darkwalkers | |
| DarkonZero | And my typing? | |
| MSTManos | An insult to that picture of Dracula would be to say that omega made it himself. | |
| DeRaptor | Okay, Dracula replaced his eyes with bleached martini olives. WHY? | |
| * BobIshmael happs stuff. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ku......what did they say? | |
| BobIshmael | That'll do nicely. | |
| DarkonZero | Ku's was the best though. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe. | |
| Timmyling | Heyyy... | |
| DarkonZero | Well it was...and is. | |
| BobIshmael | 'twas. | |
| BobIshmael | Way to go, Ku! | |
| Timmyling | Then mine comes in a fast second. | |
| Goku | nothing I stepped ot quite quickly | |
| BobIshmael | I was rather fond of the "teeth on hi-beams" one. | |
| DarkonZero | Ku tell us your comment of Drac. | |
| Sentroid99 | .3 | |
| BobIshmael | Yes, please. | |
| BobIshmael | DO IT! | |
| BobIshmael | NOW! | |
| DarkonZero | Mine was 4. | |
| * DeRaptor continues uploading the newer, crunchier MST3K Paradise. | ||
| * Goku bows then wonders why bow and bow(as in arrow) are the same...then wonders if he is spelling bow(as in arrow wrong) then blows up | ||
| Timmyling | ... | |
| DarkonZero | ... | |
| Goku | .... | |
| DeRaptor | eww! I got 'ku guts on me! | |
| Goku | D'oh! | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| BobIshmael | I'm still behind the couch, so I'm fine.. | |
| MSTManos | Can we recap the best Drac comments again? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh......has anyone chipped in for a poopie suit for Manos? | |
| BobIshmael | "I don't see anything wrong with that picture." | |
| BobIshmael | -Blu_Star | |
| BobIshmael | "I'll get you, Captian America!" | |
| BobIshmael | -Goku | |
| BobIshmael | "Hey, his teeth have their hi-beams on!" | |
| BobIshmael | -Sentroid99 | |
| Goku | I had <Goku> I'll get you Captian America! | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, whatever. | |
| Timmyling | Mine! | |
| DarkonZero | Where is mine. | |
| DeRaptor | What about my martini olives? | |
| Timmyling | And mine! | |
| Sentroid99 | "I still think he's afraid of the bats" | |
| Goku | I spent all that time copying and pasting I was gonna press enter damnit! | |
| Sentroid99 | -Sentroid99 | |
| BobIshmael | And, of course.... | |
| BobIshmael | "Nice handlebar moustache! Sing in a barber shop quartet, do you?" | |
| BobIshmael | -BobIshmael | |
| Sentroid99 | and | |
| Timmyling | What the heck?!? | |
| BobIshmael | That's it. The end. Go home. | |
| Timmyling | BIsh, you forgot several. | |
| Sentroid99 | "I'm the stand-in for Snidley Whiplash." | |
| Sentroid99 | - Sentroid99 as Dracula | |
| * BobIshmael attempts to upload the text file again. | ||
| Timmyling | <Timmyling> Man...Dracula looks like a bloated pink jellyfish with a face. | |
| Timmyling | <DarkonZero> I think Drac sees a whole pile of bat shit and is disgusted. | |
| Sentroid99 | and Manos's | |
| MSTManos | Say it! | |
| Timmyling | <MSTManos>He looks as if Bela Lugosi and the Pink Panther had a baby. | |
| DeRaptor | heehee! | |
| Sentroid99 | hehe | |
| BobIshmael | ARRGH! | |
| Timmyling | <Sentroid91> Drac comes out during an eclipse to make bats | |
| Sentroid99 | hehee | |
| Timmyling | <MeltingMan> He kind of looks like a bladder with a face | |
| Timmyling | <Sentroid99> "Dracula: Pink, and loving it" | |
| DarkonZero | A bladder with features. | |
| BobIshmael | Oops, I missed Chucko's one. | |
| Sentroid99 | how about my comments about omega making this pic? | |
| BobIshmael | Which was? | |
| MSTManos | I also said the ultra-lame, "Do you think this might be a gay Dracula." | |
| MSTManos | ? | |
| BobIshmael | "Why haven't I bombed Romania?" | |
| BobIshmael | -MSTManos | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh, omega and the Drac pic are one in the same. | |
| BobIshmael | Did IMM do the "mascot for Eraserhead" one? | |
| Timmyling | Yeah. | |
| DarkonZero | That's omega fantasy about being Drac. | |
| BobIshmael | HEY! I COULD TRY TO UPLOAD IT AT VIRTUALAVE! | |
| * BobIshmael BRBs. | ||
| Goku | okie | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...... | |
| Sentroid99 | Ooh, I found another quote.... | |
| * DarkonZero kicks Bob. | ||
| MSTManos | HEADLINE! | |
| Sentroid99 | It was right after DZ's bat poop onw | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| BobIshmael | Wasit? | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid91> <Drac> I ain't cleaning that up. | |
| MSTManos | ANOTHER OMEGA BASHING BECOMES SUCCESFUL! ROMANIA STUNNED! | |
| MSTManos | end of headline | |
| DarkonZero | Shouldn't it be "ROMANIA CHEERS"? | |
| BobIshmael | D'oh! | |
| * BobIshmael checks his IP! | ||
| DeRaptor | heheh | |
| MSTManos | Hehe. | |
| BobIshmael | Could someone add this slight different IP to the access list? | |
| BobIshmael | +y | |
| MSTManos | You know what would be good for omega? | |
| BobIshmael | Actually, +ly | |
| DarkonZero | A good throttling | |
| MSTManos | If his parents took away his computer. That way, he can end his misery. | |
| MSTManos | That too. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid91> actually, he looks like "The Master" with fangs. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh wait...he already looks like he's been throttled. | |
| BobIshmael | Could someone set this "Headline: ANOTHER OMEGA BASHING BECOMES SUCCESFUL! ROMANIA STUNNED!" as the topic? | |
| MSTManos | Hmm... I made a few marijuana jokes concerning omega last night. Anyone wanna vouch for me on that one? | |
| BobIshmael | Or add me to the access list? | |
| BobIshmael | Whoo! Marijuana jokes! | |
| Timmyling | <MSTManos> Omega is a dopey crackhead. | |
| DarkonZero | I do Manos.....though you were...you know. | |
| BobIshmael | That's not so much a commentary, as it is a fact. | |
| MSTManos | <MSTManos> So how DOES omega do it? | |
| MSTManos | <MSTManos> Through a cigarette, a bong, or a regular sniff? | |
| BobIshmael | Sniff? | |
| DarkonZero | His mom must have been in pain trying to pass him. | |
| MSTManos | Uh, hit, whatever. | |
| BobIshmael | Not that you'd know anything about that... | |
| DarkonZero | He has a huge noggin'! | |
| MSTManos | <DarkonZero> Ok....who would download anything from omega? | |
| MSTManos | <MSTManos> How about this for an answer... | |
| MSTManos | <MSTManos> People with the personality of, hmm, lets say... | |
| MSTManos | <MSTManos> Keith Richards? | |
| MSTManos | And, the all-too-goofy... | |
| MSTManos | <MSTManos> He's been taking hits of weed since 1987!!! | |
| MSTManos | The end. Tada. | |
| DarkonZero | TADA! | |
| * DarkonZero does a little dance for it is the end. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.....I don't do a dance. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll spare you the horror. | |
| MSTManos | Hmm... I only know the crack terms since I know a crackhead. | |
| MSTManos | Honest to God. | |
| DarkonZero | I know potheads. | |
| DarkonZero | It's funny tio watch'em. | |
| DarkonZero | tio to to | |
| BobIshmael | http://gove.virtualave.net/dracula.txt | |
| MSTManos | Well, I know a crackhead and a crack dealer. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DeRaptor | tsk, tsk. | |
| DarkonZero | OOOk. | |
| DarkonZero | There's De! | |
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| BobIshmael | I am... err, know- Uh. Forget it. | |
| DarkonZero | We lufe ya! | |
| DarkonZero | We lufe everyone! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...I'm gone. | |
| Timmyling | De wouldn't know the wrath of #omega. | |
| Timmyling | And omega. | |
| * DeRaptor picks up her purple ruler and waves it around, pretending to yell at somebody. | ||
| DeRaptor | It's fun. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| BobIshmael | Yell at DZ. | |
| BobIshmael | He's evil. | |
| * DeRaptor yells at BobIshmael. | ||
| DarkonZero | Yeah.....I can be a target. | |
| BobIshmael | No, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...me. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ! Yell at DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be a target. | |
| BobIshmael | He's a masochist! Yell at him! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....yell at Bob. | |
| * DeRaptor waves her ruler around and yells at nobody in particular. | ||
| BobIshmael | Your reverse psychology won't work on De. She's too smart for that! | |
| DeRaptor | http://209.8.83.73/mst3k/index.html | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid91> <Teacher> Amd vhat did yew draw today, Henning? | |
| Sentroid99 | <Timmyling> If omega drew Dracula, it would be a series of disconnected red and black lines. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid91> <omega> Tvhis is my dreawning of Cound Dragula | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid91> <Teacher> What is rary nice. You get an B- for makig Dragula, but not for making heem az he iiz | |
| Sentroid99 | <Timmyling> That's kind of a Charlie Chan accent mixed with a German one, Sent. | |
| BobIshmael | Hmmm... say, De... | |
| Goku | 1st day of school was today....I called this kid with a huge head a real life characticher(spelled horible wrong) and he threw a note book at me...I then wrote various things about cheese on his note book....an overall good day | |
| BobIshmael | Why won't this IP resolve to anything? | |
| DeRaptor | It won't? | |
| BobIshmael | Huh, well? De, huh? Well? | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, you mean with the dnsing? | |
| BobIshmael | Yes. | |
| DeRaptor | I just got it up! The InterNIC thing hasn't processed. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| BobIshmael | Whoo! | |
| BobIshmael | Lucky stiff. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| *** Timmyling has quit IRC (Timmyling) | ||
| BobIshmael | Everyone's getting their own domains now. | |
| *** Timmyling has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | I don't. | |
| Timmyling | Hmm. | |
| BobIshmael | Peer pressure, I say! I'll have to buy ninjacow.com right now! | |
| DarkonZero | I suck. | |
| Goku | my friends getting 2 next month....but he's a good webmaster | |
| *** ManosMan has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | What are you implying, Ku? | |
| ManosMan | Hi. | |
| BobIshmael | Are you saying I'm NOT a good webmaster? | |
| Goku | I have his password and such and screw his site up | |
| BobIshmael | That I can't write HTML?! | |
| BobIshmael | OR PERL?! | |
| ManosMan | De? Sent? Kick the ghost, please. | |
| DarkonZero | I hope AbsoluteZero.com is still free to get. | |
| Goku | no I'm saying I'm not | |
| Timmyling | BRB. | |
| BobIshmael | OR CGI?! | |
| *** Timmyling has quit IRC (Timmyling) | ||
| BobIshmael | IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?! | |
| Goku | no | |
| Goku | I was talking about me | |
| BobIshmael | Oh. | |
| Sentroid99 | Damn, we need to get mstiegate.com, Bob. | |
| *** MSTManos was kicked by DeRaptor (bye bye, Ghostie!) | ||
| BobIshmael | YOU need to get mstiegate.com | |
| DeRaptor | heheheheh | |
| Sentroid99 | I need $ from everyone | |
| Goku | I hope no one takes couchburning.com | |
| BobIshmael | Sure you do. | |
| DarkonZero | Ku.....I think it's safe. | |
| Sentroid99 | and what the hell do I do first? | |
| BobIshmael | I'm not asking the nCP employees to pay my for a domain, am I? | |
| *** Goku has quit IRC (Read error to Goku[lco65.zbzoom.net]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| DarkonZero | My Cyberciti account will be processed soon. | |
| BobIshmael | my to me. | |
| DeRaptor | Just keep thinking that, DZ. | |
| *** Goku has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | No......really.. | |
| Goku | what did I miss! | |
| Goku | damn you peer! | |
| BobIshmael | And Sent, like I was trying to say yesterday, webprovider wants you put an ad on your pages. | |
| DeRaptor | How do you know? | |
| BobIshmael | Just like Virtualave.. Or Geosh*ties. | |
| DarkonZero | I got e-mailed recently. | |
| Sentroid99 | I don't want that crappy 10meg site | |
| *** ManosMan is now known as MSTManos | ||
| BobIshmael | *** Goku has quit IRC (Read error to Goku[lco65.zbzoom.net]: Connection reset by peer) | |
| BobIshmael | <DarkonZero> My Cyberciti account will be processed soon. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> my to me. | |
| BobIshmael | <DeRaptor> Just keep thinking that, DZ. | |
| BobIshmael | *** Goku has joined #Deep13 | |
| MSTManos | Damn lag! | |
| DarkonZero | Again.... | |
| DarkonZero | I got e-mailed recently. | |
| Goku | thanks | |
| BobIshmael | Good for you! | |
| DarkonZero | By Cybercities..... | |
| * BobIshmael throws a DZ E-mail Party! | ||
| BobIshmael | DZ GOTS EMAIL! | |
| DarkonZero | They finnally got their crap together. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes....I meant finnally. | |
| BobIshmael | Um.. 'kay. | |
| DarkonZero | There....that shut ya up. | |
| DarkonZero | YOU ASS! | |
| Sentroid99 | ooh | |
| BobIshmael | See, it's impressive. Isn't is, Sent? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...I take that back. | |
| Sentroid99 | yup | |
| BobIshmael | It just takes the words right out of your mouth. | |
| Sentroid99 | It's ventrilaquizm | |
| BobIshmael | *BOOM* You're speechless. | |
| Sentroid99 | <DarkonZero> ass | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | HEHEHEHEHEHE. | |
| MSTManos | Yet another golden moment. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...... | |
| BobIshmael | What did omega call that picture? | |
| DarkonZero | Which one? | |
| Sentroid99 | Shitula | |
| MSTManos | "Dracula and the sun eclips" | |
| BobIshmael | His only one. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| BobIshmael | Tanks. | |
| BobIshmael | And thanks, too. | |
| MSTManos | Note the missing "e". | |
| Sentroid99 | noted | |
| MSTManos | Omega Bash Fest '99 | |
| Sentroid99 | For Dracula and the suneclipse 3 | |
| DeRaptor | whee! | |
| Sentroid99 | -3 | |
| MSTManos | Omega Bash Fest 2000 begins when Omega Bash Fest '99 ends. | |
| DarkonZero | I gotta go.....a blue screen just flashed up. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be back though.... | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Aug 25 14:18:15 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Aug 25 14:23:15 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Why the hell is omega's homepage a Romanian loveline? "I'm surrounded by people, yet I'm so alone... " "Come to the top of the moutain of love!" ' | ||
| *** Set by Mars on Wed Aug 25 11:00:47 | ||
| MSTManos | Gquote, search ManosMan | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6ManosMan 10were in my file. | |
| Sentroid99 | gquote, search Ironf | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6Ironf 10were in my file. | |
| BobIshmael | Gquote, search haiku | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6haiku 10were in my file. | |
| Sentroid99 | gquote, search Sentroid | |
| Goku | Quote containing Sentroid: 7,2<Sentroid91> I still want to hurt the French | |
| BobIshmael | Gquote, search goku | |
| Goku | Quote containing goku: 7,2<Goku> I don't see why we can't have sex with clients, It's not like we're Psychiotrists...........or Undertakers | |
| DeRaptor | gquote, search crow | |
| Goku | Quote containing crow: 7,2<Jerel> it's not a spo...oh never mind...i will NOT get sucked into this! <TheCrow> I know it is fake <Goku> It's fake!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Goku> Ahgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *** Goku (stop@lcm108.zbzoom.net) has left #anime | |
| Timmyling | gquote, search Timmyling | |
| Goku | Quote containing Timmyling: 7,2<Goku> whats the ending? <Timmyling> Um...Ro-Man is holding up a dynamite stick, laughs, then Gamera shoots him. Ro-Man lands upside-down on the Eiffel Tower. Then Micheal Feinstein's "Gamera" plays with a picture of Mike at a piano in a tux. Gamera blows him up. Then the Ultra-Secret Super-Duper password comes up. <Timmyling> I think we know Loc's view on the French after the ending. | |
| Sentroid99 | gquote, search Sentroid99 | |
| Goku | Quote containing Sentroid99: 7,2*** Sentroid99 changes topic to '<TheCambot> Ling, are you sure you were using IRC and not, like, Minesweeper?' | |
| Sentroid99 | hehe | |
| Timmyling | GGR! | |
| DeRaptor | gquote, search bite me | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6bite me 10were in my file. | |
| DeRaptor | well, dagnabbit! | |
| Sentroid99 | gquote, search HomeGame | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6HomeGame 10were in my file. | |
| BobIshmael | Gquote, search omega | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6omega 10were in my file. | |
| Sentroid99 | gquote, search MST | |
| Goku | Quote containing MST: 7,2<MSTManos> Geez, all I did was "vandalize his area" <jasoN> Manos, you don't even look at my area | |
| DarkonZero | Hey, that's my line! | |
| Sentroid99 | gquote, search MST3K | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6MST3K 10were in my file. | |
| Sentroid99 | gquote, search MST3000 | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6MST3000 10were in my file. | |
| BobIshmael | Gquote, search boredom | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6boredom 10were in my file. | |
| BobIshmael | Gquote, search hi | |
| Goku | Quote containing hi: 7,2<Goku> I don't see why we can't have sex with clients, It's not like we're Psychiotrists...........or Undertakers | |
| Sentroid99 | gquote, search Bonnie Hammer | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6Bonnie Hammer 10were in my file. | |
| Sentroid99 | gquote, search SciFi | |
| Goku | Quote containing SciFi: 7,2*** Goku changes topic to 'http://anime-irc.hypermart.net-----=====-----Project A-ko is playing NOW! SO TUNE INTO THE SCIFI CHANNEL!' <Piccolo> A-Kos on <Jerel-> yeah...yer kidding me, right? | |
| Timmyling | gquote, search gquote | |
| Goku | Quote containing gquote: 7,2<WK> .gquote <Go2-ku2> Quote: <ZeroCool> type /me kicks himself in the ass * KuhnDawg kicks himself in the ass(so then..) * WK kicks himself in the ass * | |
| Sentroid99 | gquote, search #Deep13 | |
| Goku | Quote containing #Deep13: 7,2*** Now talking in #Deep13 *** Topic is '* BobIshmael takes it off.' | |
| BobIshmael | Gquote, search gquote | |
| Goku | Quote containing gquote: 7,2<WK> .gquote <Go2-ku2> Quote: <ZeroCool> type /me kicks himself in the ass * KuhnDawg kicks himself in the ass(so then..) * WK kicks himself in the ass * | |
| BobIshmael | Gquote, search gquote, search | |
| Goku | Quote containing gquote, search: 7,2<Goku> search hookers...yeah thats the one. <Cassius> gquote, search hookers <Goku> No quote containing hookers were in my file. <Goku> awww <Goku> I need a quote with hookers in it * Cassius sighs, and goes to put on his makeup | |
| Sentroid99 | #SatelliteOfLove | |
| Sentroid99 | gquote, search #SatelliteOfLove | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6#SatelliteOfLove 10were in my file. | |
| BobIshmael | Gquote, search gquote, search gquote, search gquote, search gquote, search | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6gquote, search gquote, search gquote, search gquote, search 10were in my file. | |
| * Goku hasta go | ||
| BobIshmael | Oh well. | |
| BobIshmael | Awwww. | |
| Goku | no more quoter fun tonight | |
| Sentroid99 | gquote, search Goke | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6Goke 10were in my file. | |
| BobIshmael | Adids, Ku. | |
| Timmyling | Bye Goke. | |
| *** Goku has quit IRC (buh bye) | ||
| MSTManos | Um... | |
| * DarkonZero will remain silent this time around...... | ||
| * DarkonZero is in mourning. | ||
| MSTManos | Weren't we discussing Sent's spelling of "Don't piss with me"? | |
| Sentroid99 | it's not mine. it's omega's | |
| MSTManos | n/m | |
| Sentroid99 | mine's "Don't piss with me. It's unsanitary. | |
| Sentroid99 | " | |
| BobIshmael | We ere. | |
| BobIshmael | We were. | |
| BobIshmael | Correct your spelling error, Sent | |
| BobIshmael | Correct your spelling error, Sent! | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, are you mourning because you're dead? | |
| * DarkonZero nods. | ||
| BobIshmael | Awww. | |
| * DarkonZero stops.... | ||
| DarkonZero | CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP! | |
| BobIshmael | Yes? | |
| DarkonZero | There. | |
| MSTManos | Hmm. | |
| BobIshmael | He's dead, don't mind him. | |
| MSTManos | I was thinking about creating a room that's a parody of #omega | |
| DarkonZero | That's still pending...... | |
| BobIshmael | We should get someone to kill you. | |
| BobIshmael | Mayhap De'll do it? | |
| DarkonZero | #d'ohmega | |
| Timmyling | Hee! | |
| DeRaptor | heehee | |
| BobIshmael | #alpha? | |
| MSTManos | LOL | |
| BobIshmael | Oh. | |
| MSTManos | #pizza !!! | |
| DeRaptor | #somethinglalala | |
| Sentroid99 | #o-mega | |
| DarkonZero | #pizza? | |
| MSTManos | #tomcurze | |
| Sentroid99 | lol | |
| Sentroid99 | #theomegariffingroom | |
| MSTManos | #omegaluvsdana | |
| DarkonZero | lufes | |
| Sentroid99 | #omegalufesdana | |
| Sentroid99 | #omegahlufesddeina | |
| MSTManos | #fuckyou | |
| Timmyling | #eyelufeomega | |
| Timmyling | #o-mee | |
| Sentroid99 | #fukeyeww | |
| Sentroid99 | #megs | |
| MSTManos | #omegamen | |
| Sentroid99 | #Dracula | |
| MSTManos | #bloatedpinkjellyfish | |
| DarkonZero | #hiiomegaIsuck | |
| MSTManos | Iomega? | |
| Sentroid99 | #afraidofbats | |
| MSTManos | A room about Zip drives? | |
| Sentroid99 | heh | |
| MSTManos | #Romania18+ | |
| MSTManos | Oh, sorry. | |
| MSTManos | #Romania18- | |
| Sentroid99 | #Romania13+ | |
| DarkonZero | #omegaandhisamazingtechnocolourtrenchcoat | |
| MSTManos | Hehe. | |
| MSTManos | #omegasupreme | |
| DeRaptor | eep | |
| MSTManos | #omegalufespizza | |
| MSTManos | #PEZispizza | |
| Sentroid99 | #omegared | |
| * DarkonZero wonders why he feels so damned depressed at the moment. | ||
| MSTManos | #gameravsomega | |
| Sentroid99 | #omegaisshitty | |
| MSTManos | #tomasfamilycounseling | |
| DarkonZero | #yeandImTomCurze | |
| Sentroid99 | #curthenningtamas | |
| MSTManos | Hehehe. | |
| DeRaptor | #prozacfordarkon | |
| DarkonZero | #herring | |
| MSTManos | #omegaperfect | |
| Sentroid99 | #poop | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Sentroid99 | #omega1,1imperfect | |
| Timmyling | #forthechildren | |
| *** BobIshmael has quit IRC (Read error to BobIshmael[dialup-209.244.68.240.SanDiego1.Level3.net]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| DarkonZero | That reminds me.......did anyone chip in for a poppie suit for Manos? | |
| Sentroid99 | #forbabies | |
| MSTManos | #romaniaaid99 | |
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| MSTManos | wb, Bob | |
| * DeRaptor dresses Manos up as a poppy. | ||
| Timmyling | poppie suit? | |
| BobIshmael | Odd. | |
| MSTManos | #wbBob | |
| DeRaptor | Is that what you meant? | |
| Sentroid99 | #transylvannia6-5000 | |
| BobIshmael | Thank you. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if Manos is an opium poppy. | ||
| MSTManos | Hehe... | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| BobIshmael | He's all doped up. | |
| DarkonZero | SPEEELING BAD> | |
| MSTManos | The omega curse! | |
| DarkonZero | ME BE AFECTD BY OMGAH. | |
| Sentroid99 | gawd! i'm turning into an omegauuuhhhh! | |
| MSTManos | #omegacurse | |
| *** Sentroid99 is now known as omegah | ||
| omegah | yew aer TomCurze | |
| MSTManos | Omega Curse '99! You could be NEXT! | |
| DarkonZero | EEM NOOT! | |
| omegah | Omega Curze | |
| MSTManos | Omega Curze '99! You could be NEXT! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1The Chemical Brothers'14,16,0:6,04,1"Let Forever Be"4,1 | ||
| DarkonZero | I feel better. | |
| DarkonZero | And hence Bob lufes you...... | |
| DarkonZero | Bob is a totalitarian. | |
| BobIshmael | I am? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes. | |
| DarkonZero | An Canadian. | |
| BobIshmael | I totally lufe you, if that's what you mean. | |
| BobIshmael | AN Canadian? | |
| BobIshmael | 'kay. | |
| DarkonZero | An to And. | |
| DarkonZero | There. | |
| BobIshmael | I am? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes.... | |
| DarkonZero | French guy! | |
| DarkonZero | Bob lufes the French. | |
| DarkonZero | ok...now that is out of my system. | |
| Timmyling | I made a drawing last night and called it the "Bionic Frenchman." I must have gone nsane. | |
| Timmyling | insane. | |
| * DarkonZero knows that everyone thinks he's just too freakin' weird. | ||
| DarkonZero | Or stupid. | |
| BobIshmael | Aren't we all? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....replace weird with stupid. | |
| DarkonZero | And replace DarkonZero with omega | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| BobIshmael | CRAP! I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE SURREALITY PROJECT! | |
| BobIshmael | Aww, man. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, I better jump-start the thing. | |
| DarkonZero | SURREALITY...that is me. | |
| BobIshmael | De, I'll need some surreal drawings from you. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, write some surreal poetry. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.....poetry. | |
| BobIshmael | 'ling... Manos, do something surreal. | |
| *** omegah has quit IRC (Write error to omegah[cc434209-a.avnl1.nj.home.com], closing link) | ||
| DarkonZero | Not my forte. | |
| DeRaptor | suurrrreeeal. | |
| BobIshmael | DO IT, VEGAS BOY! | |
| DarkonZero | Not my forte. | |
| DeRaptor | I made a picture in photoshop called the Dali Llama once. | |
| BobIshmael | Fine, you're fired. | |
| MSTManos | Hehe. I just sent a mail to omega! | |
| * DarkonZero sobs. | ||
| DeRaptor | It's a Llama as Salvador Dali woulda drawn it. sorta. | |
| BobIshmael | De, what sort of surreal De-like drawing have you for me? | |
| Timmyling | Um...pink monsters jump on umbrellas that have just been washed in choclate syrup. | |
| DarkonZero | De herself is surreal. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, you still have it? Is it surreal? | |
| BobIshmael | 'ling, draw that. | |
| DeRaptor | Idunno. It wasn't very good. | |
| BobIshmael | Write it. | |
| BobIshmael | Do something. | |
| BobIshmael | Anything. | |
| MSTManos | Ahem. I said I sent a mail to o-mee. | |
| Timmyling | That's been covered, Manos. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey.....Sureality was going to be a name for a comic I was about to start. | |
| MSTManos | ? | |
| DarkonZero | Surreality even. | |
| * BobIshmael goes back to salvaging everything from virtualave. | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Kraftwerk's14,16,0:6,04,1"Pocket Calculator"4,1 | ||
| DarkonZero | Manos...... | |
| DarkonZero | Good. | |
| MSTManos | Yes... oh. | |
| MSTManos | I'm still proud of myself, though. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry for late response.......synapses not firing. | |
| MSTManos | I'm VERY proud, in fact! | |
| DarkonZero | As are we. | |
| DarkonZero | I speak for the rest. | |
| DarkonZero | For now...till my death. | |
| MSTManos | So proud, you wouldn't even know it! | |
| MSTManos | I'm still proud. I don't care. | |
| DarkonZero | We are proud Manos. | |
| DarkonZero | Very, | |
| * MSTManos is ready for a nervous breakdown. | ||
| DarkonZero | , to. | |
| * MSTManos SCREAMS! | ||
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| Timmyling | Well. | |
| * MSTManos jumps out the glass window! | ||
| [MSTManos SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Well...I thought I'd be the first to have a nervous breakdown......since I am old. | |
| DarkonZero | I getting old too soon........and still haven't accomplished much....oh well. I gots to live with it. | |
| * MSTManos comes back upstairs and jumps out another glass window to add to the pain. | ||
| *** Timmyling has quit IRC (Read error to Timmyling[cc552257-a.wlgrv1.pa.home.com]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| [MSTManos SOUND] | ||
| *** Cucumber has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * Cucumber drops into #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Manos......just be invisible. | |
| Cucumber | OW! The floor in here is hard. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Cucumber | ||
| Cucumber | freaking peer!!! | |
| Cucumber | d'oh! | |
| *** Cucumber is now known as RealRaptor | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| *** DeRaptor was kicked by RealRaptor (STUPID GHOST!) | ||
| *** Timmyling has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** RealRaptor is now known as DeDeBinks | ||
| DeDeBinks | wb 'ling | |
| Timmyling | Hmm, | |
| Timmyling | . | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....I'm leaving. | |
| BobIshmael | Someone create a surreal file named 2.htm nd send it to me. | |
| BobIshmael | Awww. | |
| Timmyling | Tanks, Ms. Gungan. | |
| DarkonZero | I gots too..... | |
| * BobIshmael waves to DZ, take his wallet, and continues to wave. | ||
| BobIshmael | +s | |
| * DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
| Session Close: Wed Aug 25 14:49:17 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Aug 25 15:12:19 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Why the hell is omega's homepage a Romanian loveline? "I'm surrounded by people, yet I'm so alone... " "Come to the top of the moutain of love!" ' | ||
| *** Set by Mars on Wed Aug 25 11:00:47 | ||
| Timmyling | wb | |
| DarkonZero | And hence I part! | |
| DarkonZero | Bye. | |
| DarkonZero | Just dropped in. | |
| * DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
| Session Close: Wed Aug 25 15:12:41 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Aug 25 15:14:17 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Why the hell is omega's homepage a Romanian loveline? "I'm surrounded by people, yet I'm so alone... " "Come to the top of the moutain of love!" ' | ||
| *** Set by Mars on Wed Aug 25 11:00:47 | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok...now, I stay. | |
| DarkonZero | I eel etter. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...... | |
| Sentroid99 | eel | |
| Sentroid99 | ? | |
| Sentroid99 | Daneel? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...eel. | |
| Sentroid99 | omega No such nick/channel | |
| Sentroid99 | omega End of /WHOIS list. | |
| Sentroid99 | - | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| * BobIshmael backs. | ||
| BobIshmael | Wanna hear something funny? | |
| BobIshmael | Too bad. | |
| DarkonZero | * BobIshmael backs into spikes. | |
| BobIshmael | Last night I had a dream that wasn't "bad," but had a "bad feeling to it." | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-huh. | |
| BobIshmael | So when I woke up this morning I had an odd sense of foreboding and thought today was going to be bad because of my frame of mind when I woke up. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| BobIshmael | Turns out I was wrong, today's been just dandy... COnsiderinf I haven't done anything. | |
| BobIshmael | The end. | |
| BobIshmael | Turns out I was wrong, today's been just dandy... Considering I haven't done anything. | |
| BobIshmael | The end. | |
| DarkonZero | COnsiderinf? | |
| BobIshmael | I corrected myself, Vegas boy. | |
| DarkonZero | I know Diegian! | |
| BobIshmael | Do you now? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes....Diegian! | |
| BobIshmael | Well then, HOfhjin sijmAjer. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| DarkonZero | So..... | |
| BobIshmael | Ha, just as I thought. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm dead anyway. | |
| BobIshmael | Write something surreal! | |
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor drops into #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | OW! The floor in here is hard. | |
| BobIshmael | Something about you being dead. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| DarkonZero | Should I leave? | |
| BobIshmael | De, drw something surreal. | |
| DeRaptor | dum dum da dum. | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, nevermind. | |
| DarkonZero | I think so. | |
| Timmyling | wb, De. | |
| BobIshmael | No, you're fine, DZ. | |
| DeRaptor | Crow won't come in. He's convinced Bob is a SciFi Exec now. | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe. | |
| * DeRaptor glares at Bob. | ||
| BobIshmael | AAHHH! | |
| BobIshmael | WHAT DID I DO?! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....I'm out...this is getting ugly. | |
| BobIshmael | Heeeelp! | |
| DeRaptor | BAD THINGS! | |
| * DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
| DeRaptor | D'oh. | |
| Session Close: Wed Aug 25 15:21:56 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Aug 25 15:31:02 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Why the hell is omega's homepage a Romanian loveline? "I'm surrounded by people, yet I'm so alone... " "Come to the top of the moutain of love!" ' | ||
| *** Set by Mars on Wed Aug 25 11:00:47 | ||
| DarkonZero | There.... | |
| DarkonZero | HEELO! | |
| BobIshmael | WB, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Thankee.. | |
| Timmyling | wb. | |
| BobIshmael | Long time, no see. | |
| DeRaptor | wb Mr. Zero. | |
| * CrowTRobot pokes his head out from under the couch. | ||
| CrowTRobot | Hiya, DZ! They're all after me! | |
| * CrowTRobot ducks back under the couch again. | ||
| DarkonZero | De...never remind me of my age.. | |
| DarkonZero | Mr... | |
| DarkonZero | SHEESH | |
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| BobIshmael | He's 57 and don't you forget it! | |
| * DeRaptor calls Crow "Mr. Robot" just to make Darkon feel better. | ||
| DarkonZero | You see I'm an oldie. | |
| * BobIshmael snickers. | ||
| DarkonZero | An old man.... | |
| DarkonZero | 23 is old these days. | |
| DarkonZero | To some, | |
| BobIshmael | To DZ, anyay. | |
| BobIshmael | To DZ, anyway. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...I lost me and everyone else. | |
| * BobIshmael would like you all to know his "a" and "w" keys aren't working like they should be. | ||
| * DeRaptor points out that Crow is over 500 and still acts like a little kid...of course, he's a robot. | ||
| * CrowTRobot stays under the couch. | ||
| * BobIshmael crawls under the couch. | ||
| BobIshmael | Hi Crow. | |
| DeRaptor | 500 is probably like 5 in robot years. | |
| CrowTRobot | Um...WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! | |
| * CrowTRobot scrambles out from under the couch. | ||
| BobIshmael | Hi. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob always "tinks" of Crow. | |
| BobIshmael | Bye Crow. | |
| * CrowTRobot hides behind De. | ||
| * CrowTRobot sobs. | ||
| * BobIshmael gets out from under the couch. | ||
| DarkonZero | There goes that badd joke again. | |
| BobIshmael | Hi De. | |
| DeRaptor | Yep. 5. | |
| BobIshmael | Hi Crow. | |
| * DeRaptor growls. | ||
| BobIshmael | Hi. | |
| * BobIshmael will BRB: Root beer. | ||
| CrowTRobot | I hope he chokes on it. | |
| DeRaptor | Now, Crow...be nice. | |
| CrowTRobot | Make me. | |
| * CrowTRobot sulks. | ||
| DarkonZero | * BobIshmael will BRB: Budwiser. | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| BobIshmael | It's a Mickey's and don't you forget it! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.......I should work on my webpage later...it's great therapy. | |
| DeRaptor | His shorts are Mickey's too. | |
| * BobIshmael ponders putting all his ranting on his page. | ||
| DarkonZero | And write sureal stuff for Bob. | |
| * CrowTRobot sits in the corner farthest from Bob and talks to his chicken puppet. | ||
| BobIshmael | I would, but they aren't all humorous. | |
| DarkonZero | And work on my spelling. | |
| BobIshmael | And about damned time, DZ. | |
| BobIshmael | ABout the surreal stuff, that is. | |
| BobIshmael | I, of all people, shouldn't be correcting anyone's speeling. | |
| DarkonZero | And kick myslf in the nu....HEY! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...scratch the last one. | |
| BobIshmael | Yes, put tht on your "to do" list. | |
| * BobIshmael think he'll just buy a new damned keyboard. | ||
| BobIshmael | Of course I'll just spill sugary liquids all over that one. | |
| * DeRaptor skims through the yellow pages looking for a robot psychologist. Preferrably of the child psychologist variety. | ||
| * DarkonZero wonders if the Gateway people are monitoring his mind? | ||
| BobIshmael | "Bob Ishmael, robot psychologist." | |
| * Sentroid99 1,114 I a15m BA14CK2 [12 •9 cause I am. 12 •2 ]14 P15age14r 2 [12 •9 on 12 •2 ] 14Ti15me Aw14ay 2 [12 •9 39mins 36secs 12 •2 ] | ||
| BobIshmael | DZ, no. Microsoft is, though. | |
| DeRaptor | I don't think tinking is appropriate therapy, Bob. | |
| DarkonZero | I could be. | |
| BobIshmael | None of my other patients disagreed. | |
| Sentroid99 | Question.... | |
| DarkonZero | Yes Sent. | |
| BobIshmael | No, Sent. | |
| Sentroid99 | How can they call U.S. Marshalls the sequel to The Fugitive, when The Fugitive has nothing to do with the sequel?? | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe Sent. | |
| * BobIshmael presses every key to find the trouble-makers. | ||
| DarkonZero | They both have that running guiy thing. | |
| * DeRaptor notes that Bob is one of the main reasons she's looking for a robot shrink in the first place. | ||
| DarkonZero | guiy to guy | |
| * CrowTRobot tells his chicken puppet about the people in the walls. | ||
| Sentroid99 | Yeah, but the second one doesn't have the real "Fugitive" | |
| BobIshmael | qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm | |
| BobIshmael | Yep, "w" and "a" | |
| DarkonZero | Sent...but still. | |
| Timmyling | <Crow> The voices...the voices in the trees...they tell me to do things...mean things...EVIL things... | |
| BobIshmael | Evil is a rather relative term, Crow. | |
| CrowTRobot | Things to Bob Ishmael... | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| Sentroid99 | *** Now talking in #saab | |
| Sentroid99 | *** Topic is 'This room is not empty...Join the 201st chats about Space: Above and Beyond on Tuesdays at 9pm EDT, Fridays at 10pm EDT, and Sundays at 8:15pm EDT.' | |
| BobIshmael | Now THOSE things are evil. | |
| Sentroid99 | meanwhile no one's in #saab | |
| DarkonZero | Heh. | |
| DeRaptor | grrr...my sister's kicking me off. | |
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Arrivaderchi, sad, strange little peoples...) | ||
| Timmyling | Awww. | |
| *** CrowTRobot has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| BobIshmael | Say, De, you wouldn't mind adding- | |
| BobIshmael | DAMNATION! | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| BobIshmael | And Sent doesn't have the mind capacity to do it. | |
| *** Sentroid99 changes topic to 'Why the hell is omega's homepage a Romanian loveline? "I'm surrounded by people, yet I'm so alone... " "Come to the top of the moutain of love!" This room is n' | ||
| DarkonZero | Next time, remind De to kick her sister....really. | |
| *** Sentroid99 changes topic to 'Why the hell is omega's homepage a Romanian loveline? "I'm surrounded by people, yet I'm so alone... " "Come to the top of the moutain of love!" ' | ||
| Sentroid99 | This room is ne | |
| BobIshmael | Okay, none of you may have heard of Slab City, but what about Salvation Moutain? | |
| DarkonZero | NI! | |
| DarkonZero | Noo! | |
| BobIshmael | Noon! | |
| Timmyling | Neewomph! | |
| DarkonZero | Neewomph? | |
| Sentroid99 | Neuneoophawyhpohnphmp | |
| Timmyling | Yeah. 'tis one of the sarced words. | |
| BobIshmael | Ickickiickikablangzooopboing*mumble*mumble* | |
| Timmyling | Ni, P'tang, and Neewomph! | |
| DarkonZero | Chittychittybangbang! | |
| Sentroid99 | *rumble*rumble* | |
| BobIshmael | WE LOVE YOU! | |
| Sentroid99 | WE LUFE YEW! | |
| DarkonZero | WI LUFE YEW! | |
| *** Goku has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Goku | hi hi | |
| DarkonZero | KU! | |
| Goku | DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | Kill any stick figures lately? | |
| BobIshmael | Haiku. | |
| BobIshmael | Write anything surreal for me? | |
| Sentroid99 | I showed the Drac addy to DarkAngel | |
| Goku | nope, I have to be bored to death and tired as hell to make stick man comics... | |
| BobIshmael | The .jpg or .txt? | |
| Goku | hehe what'd he say | |
| Sentroid99 | .jpg | |
| Sentroid99 | nothing yet. he just went to look | |
| Timmyling | afk | |
| Timmyling | k? | |
| Goku | what do you want me to write Bob | |
| BobIshmael | No! It's not k! | |
| BobIshmael | Something surreal! | |
| BobIshmael | Anything! | |
| Goku | hmm | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| Sentroid99 | k? | |
| BobIshmael | Just write/draw/compose it! | |
| Sentroid99 | And turn those damn hi-beams off, Drac! | |
| Goku | I have a messed up story a friend wrote if you want it | |
| BobIshmael | Get ready for pasting... | |
| BobIshmael | On my mark... | |
| BobIshmael | MARK! | |
| Sentroid99 | You guys notice that the pic is on a slant as well? | |
| BobIshmael | Frying bacon | |
| BobIshmael | on the heat | |
| BobIshmael | circulating | |
| BobIshmael | a | |
| BobIshmael | hamster named | |
| BobIshmael | Jesus Christ, the butterflies swarmaround to eat the saltthat will never be seen | |
| BobIshmael | by human eyes! | |
| BobIshmael | :EOF | |
| BobIshmael | Tada. | |
| Sentroid99 | You guys notice that the pic is on a slant as well? | |
| Goku | heheee | |
| BobIshmael | HEY! SENT SCREWED IT UP! | |
| DarkonZero | Sent...I noticed, but didn't want to say anything. | |
| BobIshmael | Now... | |
| Sentroid99 | Neither did I, but it's just too damn funny. | |
| BobIshmael | On my mark... | |
| BobIshmael | Ready... | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> http://www.mediasoft.ro/omega/dracula/dracula.jpg | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> hehe, go there and tell me what you think of that pic. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> did it load yet? | |
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> Its stilll loading. | |
| BobIshmael | HEY! | |
| Sentroid99 | oopsies | |
| BobIshmael | No one cares about DA. | |
| BobIshmael | Tell him that. | |
| Sentroid99 | :P | |
| BobIshmael | Ready... | |
| BobIshmael | MARK! | |
| BobIshmael | Flowers | |
| BobIshmael | growing out of the | |
| BobIshmael | pores . | |
| BobIshmael | cauliflower, | |
| BobIshmael | while | |
| BobIshmael | the | |
| BobIshmael | firey | |
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> Gee.. thats grand to hear. | |
| BobIshmael | horses | |
| BobIshmael | stomp | |
| Goku | hehe | |
| BobIshmael | on the | |
| BobIshmael | gravy. | |
| BobIshmael | :EOF | |
| BobIshmael | Ta-da | |
| BobIshmael | Tell him I hate him and his family. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....this is taken..... | |
| Sentroid99 | * Adi gets a hammer | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> shall I do a shitlist addition?? | |
| BobIshmael | Ooooh, And I frequent BTL so often too! | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> According to Bob, nobody cares about me either | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> but that's Bob | |
| BobIshmael | It's almost inhumane! | |
| DarkonZero | "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college." | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| Sentroid99 | Hey! My quote! | |
| BobIshmael | HA! | |
| BobIshmael | Not YOUR quote! | |
| Sentroid99 | Yes, My quote! | |
| BobIshmael | What's his face... | |
| BobIshmael | Uh.. | |
| BobIshmael | Lewis Black! | |
| Sentroid99 | Lewis Black's.... but my quote too | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> he's not on? | |
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> On another server. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> ah | |
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> Fucking hell! | |
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> This jpg is 1MB! | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> whatta jackass | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, Sent is a jackass. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> whoa | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> hehe | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> Screwy omega | |
| BobIshmael | Tell 'em that. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe. | |
| Goku | hehehe | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> hey! | |
| Goku | I saw that last night | |
| BobIshmael | Well, you didn't have to tell 'em that. | |
| BobIshmael | It's not like I'm twisting your arm... | |
| Sentroid99 | So? | |
| Timmyling | "Let me repeat that, because it bears repeating. If it weren't for my horse, as in giddayup, giddayup, I wouldn't have spent that year in college, as in a degree-granting institution." | |
| BobIshmael | I have a gun to your head and you know it! | |
| Sentroid99 | It's not like you keep saying Tell 'em that. | |
| BobIshmael | Tell 'em that. | |
| Sentroid99 | Shtop it | |
| BobIshmael | And tell 'em I hate DA and the rest of his stupid channel! | |
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> Well he didn't have to say it. | |
| DarkonZero | Sent is the Ge-Shtoppo! | |
| Sentroid99 | no, I won't | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, Sent, it's all your fault! | |
| BobIshmael | Tell 'em that. | |
| Sentroid99 | cause you'll hurt his feelings and make him cry. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> d'oh | |
| BobIshmael | Good. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> My channel? | |
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> What channel is he talking about? | |
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> #Mystics is my channel. | |
| BobIshmael | Yep, that's the one. | |
| BobIshmael | Tell 'em that. | |
| *** CallipyG has joined #Deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | CALLIP! | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o CallipyG | ||
| BobIshmael | ABOUT TIME! | |
| DarkonZero | Hye CG. | |
| Goku | Cal@ | |
| BobIshmael | I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU! | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> I think he thinks we're in #BTL.... | |
| CallipyG | excuse me, Bob? | |
| BobIshmael | Hi. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> We aren't. | |
| DarkonZero | Hye? That works. | |
| BobIshmael | No, I'm talking about #Mystics | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> Bob's a dummyhead | |
| * BobIshmael puts Callip on hold for a second. | ||
| *** CallipyG sets mode: +o BobIshmael | ||
| BobIshmael | Hey! | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOO! | |
| CallipyG | ? | |
| *** BobIshmael sets mode: -o BobIshmael | ||
| Sentroid99 | * Adi considers ping flooding him | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> who? Bob? | |
| CallipyG | well, fine | |
| DarkonZero | YEEEEES! | |
| CallipyG | see what i care | |
| Timmyling | HI CG. | |
| Timmyling | Oops. | |
| CallipyG | hey Timmyling | |
| BobIshmael | Um... Does "Adi" kno what a felony is? | |
| Timmyling | Hi. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> yep | |
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> First you have to know what server Bob's on. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> And I don't think pingflooding works on starlink | |
| BobIshmael | Tell 'em that. | |
| DarkonZero | CG.....it's all good....just calm down. | |
| CallipyG | hey DZ, too, and everyone else too | |
| *** daphne has joined #Deep13 | ||
| CallipyG | uh, whats wrong? | |
| CallipyG | he can't authorize? | |
| BobIshmael | Does she understand Denial of Service computer laws? | |
| DarkonZero | Where's the Mystery Machine? | |
| BobIshmael | Nope, can't. | |
| Sentroid99 | hmm, hello future stepmother | |
| Timmyling | daphne? | |
| BobIshmael | But still. | |
| daphne | hi:) | |
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> Ping-flooding isn't a felony. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> Nuking is. | |
| BobIshmael | That's not why I need to talk to you, Callip. | |
| Timmyling | Hi. | |
| CallipyG | thats because Mars knows you as 209.245.*.* | |
| BobIshmael | No, it's a Denial of Service attack either way. It makes no difference. | |
| CallipyG | right now, you're bobishmael@dialup-209.244.68.240.SanDiego1.Level3.net | |
| BobIshmael | Callip, I know. I'm not Sent, I understand these things. | |
| daphne | did i come back at bad time? | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> and tell him he's commited a form of Slander | |
| CallipyG | So just add yourself again! | |
| Sentroid99 | HEY! | |
| Sentroid99 | Goof | |
| daphne | maybe ill should come back another time | |
| daphne | bye :) | |
| Sentroid99 | uh, byw | |
| *** daphne has left #Deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | Slander? | |
| BobIshmael | Ooookay. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok......she was here before? | |
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> I've been mentally assaulted by bob.. I'm suing. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> heh | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> yes Slander | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> I'm a law student | |
| BobIshmael | I see. And I suppose IRC counts as a public forum, eh? | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> yep | |
| Sentroid99 | is daphne omega's cousin | |
| Sentroid99 | ? | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| BobIshmael | As I see it, you're free to respond.. Also, what exactly was slanderous about saying that I hate DA channel? | |
| DarkonZero | Where's the Mystery Machine? | |
| Sentroid99 | BTW: Callip: Did you see the Dracula that omega drew? | |
| DarkonZero | I asked a straight forward question. | |
| Sentroid99 | * Goku says hi to Bob through servers | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> and Slander is saying something that ruins or hurts the reputation of another | |
| BobIshmael | Haiku! | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> no you said no one cares about it | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> er... him | |
| Timmyling | So if I say that I hate my computer, then I've damaged its reputation? | |
| BobIshmael | Adi, yes, I said that to the patrons of your channel. Didn't I? They know they like it, don't they? | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe ling. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> Yes. | |
| BobIshmael | And I'm sure you'll make a great law student. | |
| * DarkonZero snickers..... | ||
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> I will | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> and am | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...that is someone who overestimates himself. | |
| BobIshmael | I don't doubt it, I'm sure you'll be flooded with cases of people insulting eachother over the internet. | |
| Sentroid99 | so this is what we're reduced to? Finding an alternative to omega until he returns? | |
| BobIshmael | Or herself, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...I am corrected. | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, Adi threatened to ping kill me. This person started it. | |
| BobIshmael | And you can tell him/her that. | |
| Sentroid99 | You can't pingkill/flood on this server anyway. | |
| DarkonZero | CG...how are ya? | |
| Timmyling | heh. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> he said he hated me | |
| BobIshmael | That's not the point, Sent. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> is it a he? | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> he does that. he's a dummyhead | |
| Timmyling | And that's relevant in what way? | |
| Sentroid99 | <Goku> Bib | |
| Sentroid99 | <Goku> hehehe | |
| Sentroid99 | <Goku> Bob | |
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> Bib? | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> hehe | |
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> Heheh. | |
| DarkonZero | Ku...? | |
| DarkonZero | Bib? | |
| BobIshmael | I don't like some person threatening me, simply because they know how to download some program and click a button. | |
| Sentroid99 | heheh, Bib | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> I know a girl named Bobby Jo | |
| BobIshmael | Geez, Ku, are you on my side or what? On second thougt, don't answer that. | |
| Sentroid99 | oops, hold on, the bold didn't come out | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, hi, I forgot you're already on this server. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> I know a girl named Bobby Jo | |
| Sentroid99 | <CallipyG> so who's the one implying that pingflooding isn't a Denial of Service attack? | |
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> What does a program have to do with pingflooding? | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> download? | |
| BobIshmael | Um... Good for you? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...CG is in it? | |
| * DarkonZero sits back and watches. | ||
| BobIshmael | DA, I assuming the Adi is downloading some program just like all the other elite hackers on these servers. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> um.....download you can download a pingflooder | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> ? | |
| Sentroid99 | <CallipyG> Adi, sure you can | |
| Sentroid99 | <CallipyG> But you probably didn't | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> I try not to | |
| BobIshmael | Like I said, I was assuming. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> and I'm not a hacker | |
| BobIshmael | No, just a pingflooder. | |
| BobIshmael | I gotcha. | |
| BobIshmael | Silly me. | |
| * BobIshmael smacks his forehead. | ||
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> He's still a dummyhed | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> * BobIshmael smacks his forehead. | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, true. But I don't threaten people. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> yup... he is | |
| Sentroid99 | And what about poor omega? | |
| BobIshmael | What about poor omega? | |
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> But you insult. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Goku> cheese | |
| DarkonZero | omega.....we did not threaten. | |
| Timmyling | And you threaten. | |
| Sentroid99 | "Do it for the children" | |
| BobIshmael | Nope, just insulted him. | |
| DarkonZero | He threatened us. | |
| Sentroid99 | good point | |
| Sentroid99 | and his dracula painting stinks | |
| Timmyling | Hee... | |
| BobIshmael | DA, what's your point? There's a big difference, IMHO, between insulting someon and threatening to attack their computer. | |
| DarkonZero | We always insult. | |
| Timmyling | "I know what you're thinking." "I'm boring and my slideshow eats." | |
| BobIshmael | Lousy keyboard. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Misticsmoke> hi | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> uh, hello | |
| DarkonZero | We like to insult. | |
| BobIshmael | Yes, we do. | |
| Timmyling | It's a hobby that we have. | |
| DarkonZero | Cause it's fun. | |
| Timmyling | Yup. | |
| Goku | you put "hi" over but not my useless msgs'! | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Sentroid99 | * Misticsmoke says someone finally talked to me today | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, I wanna hear Ku's opinion. I respect him deeply, y'know. | |
| BobIshmael | Tell that to scifi. | |
| BobIshmael | Not ALL of scifi, just DA crummy channel. | |
| BobIshmael | Not ALL of scifi, just DA's crummy channel. | |
| Sentroid99 | <CallipyG> Yeah, if you can't handle mild insults, you shouldn't be in public Internet forums | |
| Sentroid99 | <Goku> they were talking to me | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> that's true | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> I mean what we do is a tad milder than they do in HomeGame | |
| * BobIshmael insults his keyboard and gets sued for "slander." | ||
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> Sent: Stop relaying the messages.. if he wants to insult.. I really don't want to hear them. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> If he wants me to hear them.. he can come tell them to me. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Goku> AGH! | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> what the hell are their problems anyway? | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> I think they miss omega | |
| Timmyling | Well, you, frankly. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> I'm really in no mood to hear more insults. | |
| DarkonZero | Insults...where? | |
| Timmyling | We're really in no mood to hear threats...ever. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> hehee | |
| BobIshmael | I love these kids. | |
| BobIshmael | A law student, huh? I pity Adi's clients. | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | Ouch! | |
| BobIshmael | 'ling, feel free to take my spot. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe. | |
| DarkonZero | Law student...where? | |
| Sentroid99 | That's what we need here for the foreigners.... a hammer of 0,1DIE | |
| BobIshmael | Why, Adi, of course! Couldn't you tell? | |
| Timmyling | Adi as a lawyer: Your honor, the defendent is obviously stupid and now is in dire need of a knife through his chest. | |
| DarkonZero | Not really. | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, paste that... Would you? | |
| * Sentroid99 hits Darkon with a hammer of 0,1DIE! | ||
| Sentroid99 | no | |
| DarkonZero | Of DIE/ | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> no | |
| Sentroid99 | <Adi> it's a hammer of DIE! | |
| CallipyG | gotta go | |
| BobIshmael | NOO! | |
| Timmyling | Awww. | |
| DarkonZero | Bye. | |
| Timmyling | Bye CG. | |
| DarkonZero | Later CG. | |
| Sentroid99 | c-ya | |
| DarkonZero | We lufe you man! | |
| * BobIshmael smacks Callip. | ||
| BobIshmael | Pay attention to your /msg window! | |
| * Sentroid99 whacks Bob with the hammer of 0,1DIE! | ||
| Timmyling | Hmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | And law and chaos are the same. | |
| DarkonZero | I like law. | |
| DarkonZero | I can sue a wall. | |
| Sentroid99 | *** BobIshmael was kicked by Adi (Whack-A-Mole rocks!!!!) | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| Sentroid99 | heeh | |
| Timmyling | Heeh? | |
| Sentroid99 | *** CallipyG (Alan_Parsons_Project@209.138.193.100) Quit ((signed off)) | |
| Sentroid99 | heeh | |
| *** CallipyG has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| Timmyling | Dumb DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Why am I dumb? | |
| Sentroid99 | <Mystic Rebel> It stopped loading about 30% into it. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> ph | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> oh | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> It's a sad rendition of what some poor Romainian kid thinks is Dracula | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, I don't give a damn. | |
| * Sentroid99 whacks Bob with the hammer of 0,1DIE! | ||
| BobIshmael | I don't think anyone else does either. | |
| BobIshmael | Ku might. | |
| * Sentroid99 whacks Bob with the hammer of 0,1DIE! | ||
| DarkonZero | I don't. | |
| * Sentroid99 whacks Bob with the hammer of 0,1DIE! | ||
| BobIshmael | Good for you, Sent. | |
| * Goku gives some damns out | ||
| BobIshmael | And are you sure DA is a MSTie? | |
| * Sentroid99 whacks Dracula with the hammer of 0,1DIE! | ||
| Goku | he was an op in Deep13 | |
| DarkonZero | I like my damns whee they are at. | |
| Timmyling | Test 'em! | |
| BobIshmael | That doesn't mean anything. | |
| BobIshmael | What's this #Mystics rubbage? | |
| BobIshmael | How come he has no sense of humor? | |
| BobIshmael | Most MSTies do. | |
| Timmyling | Yeah... | |
| DarkonZero | And why don't they wear pants? | |
| BobIshmael | In fact, nearly every single one. | |
| Timmyling | Maybe he's a Sliders fan. | |
| Timmyling | he? | |
| Timmyling | she? | |
| BobIshmael | Tonight, On Biography! | |
| Sentroid99 | *** Now talking in #Mystics | |
| Sentroid99 | *** Topic is ' <> <> http://mystics.homepage.com will come and stalk you. <> | |
| BobIshmael | Uh-huh. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Timmyling | ... | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....that made sence. | |
| BobIshmael | So the topic of his channel represent his character, eh? | |
| Sentroid99 | yup | |
| BobIshmael | +s | |
| BobIshmael | Well, thanks for teaching me that. I guess I'll start paying more attention to stupid t-shirts and bumper stickers. | |
| Sentroid99 | uyjhn | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid99 | Good idea | |
| * Sentroid99 goes to find an Eat S**t bumper sticker for Bob to read | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.....let us leave Sent's friends alone | |
| Sentroid99 | why would you want to leave yourself alone? | |
| DarkonZero | I remember I usd to talk to DA.... | |
| DarkonZero | Used to. | |
| Sentroid99 | where the hell is omega? this is getting boring | |
| * BobIshmael grumbles because he can't connect to crosswinds. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok....we are all on omega withdrawal. | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, what was your reasoning behind letting DA into "MSTieGate" anyway? | |
| BobIshmael | Or Jadzia, for that matter? | |
| Sentroid99 | That wasn't me... that was Qrow | |
| BobIshmael | An obvious Trekkie and an obvious idiot. | |
| Sentroid99 | maybe we should look for some other guy like omega on this server. | |
| BobIshmael | Why bother when we already have one on scifi? | |
| Goku | never met Jadzia | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| BobIshmael | Two- Three, even. | |
| Sentroid99 | who, Ironf? | |
| BobIshmael | Adi, DA.. And you. | |
| DarkonZero | OUCH! | |
| Sentroid99 | ow. you really got me there, Boob | |
| DarkonZero | Boob.....that's what I call Bob. | |
| Sentroid99 | I mean since all of us came from scifi.com | |
| BobIshmael | I know I do because you're more concerned with keeping members than making sure that they're actually fans of the show. | |
| Sentroid99 | So it must take one to know one | |
| BobIshmael | What? | |
| BobIshmael | If you care to re-read what I wrote, I never said EVERYONE on scifi was raging idiot. | |
| Sentroid99 | So what exactly do you want me to do? Fire everyone? | |
| BobIshmael | Only three people. | |
| Sentroid99 | three? | |
| BobIshmael | No, I want you to "fire" the one who aren't even MSTies. | |
| BobIshmael | You're not really "firing" anybody, anyway. Since they don't do anything, you'd just be removing some text from a HTML file. | |
| BobIshmael | And I know what you're about to say.. | |
| BobIshmael | I don't do anything either and, no, I don't give a flying rat whether you fire me or not. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey....I never did anything, but be here. | |
| BobIshmael | In other, more-entertaining news: DZ, have you been surreal yet? | |
| DarkonZero | I never contribute. | |
| * BobIshmael puts a surreal hex on DZ. | ||
| BobIshmael | Be.. SURREAL! | |
| BobIshmael | Ku, what about you? | |
| DarkonZero | The porpoise like the cheese. | |
| DarkonZero | like to likes. | |
| BobIshmael | Way to go! | |
| Sentroid99 | Bob: You're not a MSTie anyway. :) | |
| BobIshmael | Ku, what about you? | |
| DarkonZero | The cow eats a chicken/ | |
| BobIshmael | What. | |
| BobIshmael | What the. | |
| BobIshmael | What the fargin' hell, you freakin' corksucker. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob......I think Sent is getting to ya and found the spot. | |
| BobIshmael | SHUT UP! | |
| BobIshmael | I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU! | |
| Sentroid99 | good. | |
| BobIshmael | What's this about me not being a MSTie? | |
| Sentroid99 | Save me from being insulted by tomfoolery | |
| * BobIshmael begins to say something, but stops. | ||
| BobIshmael | Come again? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok........everyone count to 3. | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, are you sure you aren't just some script that strings random words together to form sentences? | |
| DarkonZero | 3 to 100 | |
| BobIshmael | 76! | |
| BobIshmael | 92! | |
| BobIshmael | 4! | |
| BobIshmael | "5!" | |
| BobIshmael | "3, sir!" | |
| BobIshmael | "3!" | |
| DarkonZero | BOOM! | |
| Timmyling | *Angels sing* | |
| BobIshmael | And, Sent, you've yet to respond to my comment about the staff. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.........what has happened here? | |
| Sentroid99 | uh... that's it... i'm a script | |
| BobIshmael | I can repeat it for you, if you missed it. | |
| Sentroid99 | I can't say that, Bob. I'm only a script | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, funny. We're all in hysterics, now are you going to respond? | |
| * DarkonZero tries to break this fight. | ||
| BobIshmael | DZ, no. | |
| Sentroid99 | I can't say that, Bob. I'm only a script | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| BobIshmael | Thank you. | |
| DarkonZero | Keep going. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, Sent, mayhap you could remove my name from the staff list? | |
| BobIshmael | Or are you just a script? | |
| Sentroid99 | I can't say that, Bob. I'm only a script | |
| Sentroid99 | hehee | |
| BobIshmael | Screw it, I'll do it myself. | |
| * Sentroid99 breaks | ||
| Sentroid99 | I bet crosswinds is down | |
| BobIshmael | It is. | |
| BobIshmael | "Too Many Users." | |
| Sentroid99 | figures. heh | |
| Sentroid99 | anyways. If you want to fire them.... you should find out what their deal is.... I mean you are the interrogater | |
| DarkonZero | Are you sure it's users.....replace users with "dumb asses". | |
| Sentroid99 | Prolly | |
| BobIshmael | THEIR deal is you asked them to join and saying what anyone would, agreed. | |
| BobIshmael | Now you're too worried about losing member than the quality of your site! | |
| BobIshmael | +s | |
| Sentroid99 | Um.... I forget, but did I mention that Qrow asked them to join? | |
| BobIshmael | Okay, then why haven't YOU fired them? You're the one who took over the damn thing. | |
| Sentroid99 | I mean besides the fact that they're the original MSTieGate League of 7.5? | |
| *** bigrufus has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Sentroid99 | I didn't take over. Qrow was fired | |
| BobIshmael | MSTieGate League of Friggin' Morons. | |
| BobIshmael | bigrufus? Is that a porn name? | |
| BobIshmael | We love porn names in Deep13. | |
| bigrufus | no | |
| Sentroid99 | ah. even though you were one of them? | |
| BobIshmael | We're all about porn here. | |
| BobIshmael | Porn is our life. What about you? | |
| bigrufus | cool | |
| *** DarkonZero is now known as BigRichard | ||
| bigrufus | yes | |
| *** BigRichard is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| Goku | Bonnie Hammer | |
| *** bigrufus has left #Deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | Way to go! Goku was looking for someone to have cybersex with, she said she couldn't rely on us since she knows us. | |
| BobIshmael | DAMNINT! | |
| DarkonZero | GAH! | |
| BobIshmael | Hi, Goku. You're here. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ SAID IT! | |
| DarkonZero | I did......cool. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm still dead. | |
| BobIshmael | Anyway, back into the fray. | |
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| *** Swid has left #Deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | Sonnava, | |
| DarkonZero | Shouldn't that be Swede? | |
| BobIshmael | Sonnava. | |
| Sentroid99 | Swid added to autokick list | |
| BobIshmael | Swedes can't spell. | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, since you decided to run MSTieGate maybe you should do just that. Manage something. Learn HTML and work on the site yourself. | |
| BobIshmael | I have a relatively busy life, I can't be concerned with something you could easily do you yourself. | |
| BobIshmael | To YOUR site. | |
| Sentroid99 | mine? | |
| BobIshmael | However, if you would take an active role in YOUR site perhaps I would actually help out. | |
| Sentroid99 | You and De made it | |
| BobIshmael | EXACTLY! | |
| BobIshmael | THIS IS YOUR GROUP AND YOU CAN'T EVEN WRITE A SIMPLE PAGE!! | |
| DarkonZero | But....MSTieGate is yours is it not? | |
| Goku | I did what! | |
| Sentroid99 | What? | |
| BobIshmael | What to me or DZ? | |
| Sentroid99 | What the hell do you think all that shit is on the xoom account? | |
| Sentroid99 | or the Tripod account? | |
| BobIshmael | Crap is what I think it is. | |
| BobIshmael | It's no different than the crap currently up. | |
| BobIshmael | Minus a few logos and colors. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....uh...mine is crap...you should see. | |
| Sentroid99 | You know, if you're doing this to get kicked out, it's not working | |
| Sentroid99 | Crap is something Bob doesn't comprehend | |
| DarkonZero | This is werid. | |
| Sentroid99 | Crap is http://solbase.com/progressive | |
| BobIshmael | Yes, I want to kicked out because you can't keep a decent site together. | |
| Sentroid99 | or http://members.tripod.com/MSTieGate | |
| BobIshmael | You order me and De to do stuff for you that you refuse to do yourself. | |
| Sentroid99 | or http://mstiegate.8m.com | |
| Sentroid99 | What? | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| BobIshmael | You don't bother to take an active about those members that don't do a thing. | |
| * DarkonZero : 6,1 Gotto go....you know. 6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| BobIshmael | And you side with DA when I'm obviously the one who is right. | |
| Sentroid99 | ah! so this is what that's about. | |
| BobIshmael | Yes. | |
| Sentroid99 | And furthermore. I didn't side with either. Nor did I mention I did. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, it seemed as though you sided with him to me. | |
| Sentroid99 | I just went over there to chat with him and tell him about that fake Dracula, and then you start with the dumbass remarks again | |
| BobIshmael | And that still doesn't change the fact that you don't bother with the site or it's members. | |
| BobIshmael | Any rational person could tell that I don't actually hate some person I don't know... | |
| BobIshmael | Than some friggin' idiot friend of his threatens to ping-flood me. | |
| * Sentroid99 1,114 I a15m AW14AY2 [12 •9 i'm away 12 •2 ]14 P15age14r 2 [12 •9 off 12 •2 ] 14L15ef14t 2 [12 •9 05:28:19 12 •2 ] | ||
| BobIshmael | Uh-huh. Well, thanks. | |
| Sentroid99 | well, as much as i'd like to stay and debate with a guy who was lucky enough to get the, now that I know for a fact "Cursed Reasearcher MSTieGate title" | |
| Sentroid99 | I really must go afk | |
| BobIshmael | Right. | |
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| BobIshmael | I don't remember ASKING for that title. You added it on to seem like I ws doing more than I was. | |
| BobIshmael | When what I actually did was more than what it says on that damned staff page. | |
| Goku | And I like cheese@!<KasuminoKaze> I love you! | |
| Goku | <Fuuko> I love you too! | |
| Goku | * KasuminoKaze smiles and blushes. | |
| Goku | <Adi> hehehehe | |
| Goku | uh... | |
| BobIshmael | A spent nearly a month trying to get a WWWBoard to work and then you- Right, you're AFK. | |
| BobIshmael | Ku, are YOU siding with them? | |
| * Goku was randomly highlighting again | ||
| BobIshmael | Because I don't give a damn what this "law student" says. | |
| Sentroid99 | now i;m sad | |
| Goku | I side with no one but the cheese! | |
| Sentroid99 | I have to go, but i'm sad | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, you're here. | |
| Sentroid99 | and I lufe you, Bob | |
| BobIshmael | Now stay! I want to yell at you s'more! | |
| * Sentroid99 is afk now | ||
| BobIshmael | Go tew heel, Sent. | |
| BobIshmael | See, you've made me angry! | |
| BobIshmael | I usually never resort to something so low. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....if you want to see crap....got to http://members.xoom.com/DarkonZero/ | |
| BobIshmael | Can't, DZ. Xoom pages crash my browser. | |
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| BobIshmael | Well, it crashed Ne- HI! | |
| BobIshmael | AT-PEACE! | |
| *** at-peace has left #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh...Sorry Bob. | |
| DarkonZero | well....do go to it.... | |
| * BobIshmael tries to use IE. | ||
| BobIshmael | Hopefully that'll work. | |
| DarkonZero | It sucks anyway I used FrontPgae Express to make it. | |
| BobIshmael | Sent won't even use seem WYSIWYG program to make the pages. | |
| BobIshmael | He won't even have to learn HTML that way, yet he refuses to do that. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| DarkonZero | Sent is stubborn.... | |
| BobIshmael | Well, now I'm talking about him behind his back. | |
| DarkonZero | As are we all. | |
| BobIshmael | I hate people who do that, so I'll stop. | |
| BobIshmael | (friggin' idiot. there i'm done) | |
| DarkonZero | Well we did it earlier....and you had nothing but input....to my death! | |
| BobIshmael | About Sent? | |
| BobIshmael | omega? | |
| DarkonZero | No....about Loc. | |
| BobIshmael | De? | |
| BobIshmael | Loc? | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, right. | |
| BobIshmael | I mean, I hate people who insult other people behind their backs. | |
| DarkonZero | I think that's the reason I feel bad. | |
| BobIshmael | I didn't really consider that insulting Loc. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....what do ya call it? | |
| BobIshmael | I really think he's coming here because he thinks he'll be happier here. | |
| DarkonZero | Probably. | |
| BobIshmael | But that's just my humble opinion. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob...humble.....ok. | |
| BobIshmael | And who knows? Maybe he will, but I doubt it. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe. | |
| BobIshmael | Quiet! | |
| BobIshmael | I'm humble! | |
| BobIshmael | And really handsome! | |
| BobIshmael | And funny! | |
| DarkonZero | I was kidding. | |
| BobIshmael | As was I. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm a TV's Frank look-a-like. | |
| BobIshmael | Hey Xoom doesn't crash IE. | |
| BobIshmael | I look like.. | |
| BobIshmael | Hell, I look like me. | |
| DarkonZero | I made a online personal ad and that what I said I looked like...like TV's Frank. | |
| DarkonZero | I made the ad for the hell of it. | |
| BobIshmael | "With a eating disorder and a lazy eye." | |
| DarkonZero | Well....that too. | |
| BobIshmael | "And three missing toes and fingers." | |
| DarkonZero | And that. | |
| BobIshmael | I have a little plastic tree with a toothpick as the trunk. | |
| BobIshmael | It used to have a plastic, but I replaced with something more realistic. | |
| BobIshmael | You can hardly tell it's 2inch plastic tree. | |
| * DarkonZero wonders why the pictures on his ID's the face looks big. | ||
| DarkonZero | My face looks big. | |
| BobIshmael | No IDs look good. | |
| BobIshmael | No ones. | |
| DarkonZero | And they make me look like I'm high, | |
| BobIshmael | I never took people seriously when they said that, but all my IDs look really bad. | |
| BobIshmael | Or maybe I just look really bad, but I prefer to blame the ID. | |
| DarkonZero | Which ever..... | |
| BobIshmael | Hey, DZ, for $20 I'll design you a really fab site. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
| BobIshmael | C'mon. | |
| DarkonZero | I can't pay ya.... | |
| BobIshmael | Do it for your old pal Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Sure you can. | |
| BobIshmael | You put the money in an envelope and send it my way. | |
| DarkonZero | All I got is 9 cent in my bank account. | |
| BobIshmael | Then you rob an old lady and send me her money. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.....I'm still in the process of making my own site...better. | |
| DarkonZero | I can do it. | |
| BobIshmael | Damn you. | |
| BobIshmael | You've got to "learn" and be "talented." | |
| Timmyling | Hmmm... | |
| Timmyling | I'll BBL. | |
| * Sentroid99 1,114 I a15m AW14AY2 [12 •9 i'm away 12 •2 ]14 P15age14r 2 [12 •9 off 12 •2 ] 14Ti15me Aw14ay 2 [12 •9 15mins 12 •2 ] | ||
| Timmyling | See ya. | |
| *** Timmyling has quit IRC (Timmyling) | ||
| DarkonZero | I hate that away message. | |
| BobIshmael | I do too. He should just change his nick to "AWAY" | |
| BobIshmael | That's what I do. | |
| BobIshmael | BobIshAWAY | |
| * BobIshmael bathrooms: BRB | ||
| * BobIshmael gave out too much information and is back. | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| BobIshmael | WHY ISN'T IT WINTER YET?! | |
| DarkonZero | Cause...god doesn't want it to be. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, God i- I think I should stop in mid-sentence. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| BobIshmael | I'll be going back to the subject of winter now. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| BobIshmael | Okay. | |
| DarkonZero | Feel free. | |
| DarkonZero | KU! | |
| BobIshmael | Everything I do involves winter! | |
| DarkonZero | KU! | |
| BobIshmael | Not EVERYTHING. | |
| DarkonZero | KU! | |
| BobIshmael | But most of the things I enjoy I involve winter. | |
| BobIshmael | Especially in SoCal. | |
| DarkonZero | I like winter.....when it's over. | |
| BobIshmael | You can't do anything during the Summer or Fall. | |
| DarkonZero | I like summer....when it's over. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, kinda Fall. | |
| BobIshmael | Spring and Summer bite. | |
| DarkonZero | Spring depresses me.... | |
| DarkonZero | Especially in February. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...that's not Spring. | |
| BobIshmael | No, I don't think so. | |
| DarkonZero | I just get depressed in February. | |
| BobIshmael | That'll do it. | |
| BobIshmael | I, personally, enjoy that month. | |
| BobIshmael | But, as I said, I'm sloth during Summer. | |
| BobIshmael | +a | |
| DarkonZero | I loathe February.....and that day. | |
| BobIshmael | Wednesday? | |
| DarkonZero | you know what day. | |
| DarkonZero | It's starts with a V | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| BobIshmael | Vednesday? | |
| * DarkonZero : 6,1 Goota do someting for mom. 6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| BobIshmael | He really will. | |
| * Sentroid99 1,114 I a15m AW14AY2 [12 •9 i'm away 12 •2 ]14 P15age14r 2 [12 •9 off 12 •2 ] 14Ti15me Aw14ay 2 [12 •9 30mins 12 •2 ] | ||
| * BobIshmael grumbles. | ||
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| BobIshmael | -> *Sentroid99* We don't need to notified that you're away every fifteen minutes. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN SENT! | |
| DarkonZero | It should be every day. | |
| BobIshmael | Vednesday? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes.... | |
| DarkonZero | Vednesday | |
| BobIshmael | Lousy day. | |
| BobIshmael | We should bomb it. | |
| BobIshmael | And then find me some music to do. | |
| BobIshmael | To do? | |
| BobIshmael | The hell? | |
| BobIshmael | It's too hot. | |
| Sentroid99 | 1,15 I am AWAY 1,2 and shutup, Bob. :P | |
| * Sentroid99 1,114 I a15m BA14CK2 [12 •9 i'm away 12 •2 ]14 P15age14r 2 [12 •9 off 12 •2 ] 14Ti15me Aw14ay 2 [12 •9 34mins 21secs 12 •2 ] | ||
| BobIshmael | Well, Sent, we don't. | |
| Sentroid99 | don't what? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...you're not away then, Sent. | |
| DarkonZero | Now Sent is away. | |
| Sentroid99 | we don't away? | |
| DarkonZero | Sent...you feel better now? | |
| BobIshmael | No, we don't need to be notified every 15 minutes about your continual absence. | |
| Sentroid99 | 1,15 I am AWAY 1,2 and shutup, Bob. :P | |
| BobIshmael | Are you back or away? | |
| Sentroid99 | both | |
| Sentroid99 | Actually, i'm away, cause I have Burger King waiting from yet another trek through "The Villiage" | |
| DarkonZero | Does the rest say "and shutup, Bob. :)" I can barely see it. | |
| BobIshmael | You make the text lighter. | |
| BobIshmael | =should | |
| BobIshmael | +should | |
| BobIshmael | Grumble. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....I know what ya meant....SHEESH. | |
| BobIshmael | You make the text lighter. Ug. | |
| BobIshmael | Thor like fire. | |
| DarkonZero | Thor open grille. | |
| DarkonZero | On back of computer. | |
| BobIshmael | And Sent I hope you have high blood pressure at age 30 from the "Whopper." | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| DarkonZero | OUCH! | |
| DarkonZero | I already have HBP. | |
| BobIshmael | Can I laugh at your misfortune? | |
| DarkonZero | Go ahead. | |
| DarkonZero | you pretty much do. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, it's not fun now. | |
| BobIshmael | You ruined it for me. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....then don't do it. | |
| * DarkonZero know Bob will. | ||
| BobIshmael | Wai- But, if I- n- But- Aww, crap. | |
| BobIshmael | You and your reverse psychology. | |
| * BobIshmael fixes his "" key. | ||
| BobIshmael | It's next to the Cps locks nd the "s" key. | |
| DarkonZero | I like my psycholgy. | |
| DarkonZero | But not my speeling. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, that hardly fixed it. | |
| BobIshmael | It helped but it's still slow. | |
| BobIshmael | 6am is the perfect hour to wake up! You're up at the sunrise and asleep at the sunset! | |
| BobIshmael | Neato! | |
| BobIshmael | I like me. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm so modest. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| Goku | hehehe | |
| DarkonZero | And annoying. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'nosprings.wav' | ||
| [Goku SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | And annoy- HEY! | |
| DarkonZero | Yup. | |
| BobIshmael | Did you write/draw/compose something surreal? | |
| DarkonZero | Not yet..... | |
| BobIshmael | Sheesh. | |
| DarkonZero | I an't do it...if I'm talking to you. | |
| DarkonZero | an't to can't | |
| BobIshmael | Then stop talking. | |
| DarkonZero | No..... | |
| BobIshmael | Ku, what about you? | |
| BobIshmael | Sheesh, man! | |
| DarkonZero | I saw a perfect movie last night to MST. | |
| DarkonZero | Called "Kronos" | |
| BobIshmael | Oh? | |
| Goku | k...I type whatever came to my mind, an exersize we are doing in English tomorow...why she told us today so we could think about it boggles te minf | |
| Goku | the cheese rides at midnight | |
| Goku | the midnight is cold | |
| Goku | the cheese is cold | |
| Goku | the cheese has a cold | |
| Goku | the cheese can have no cold! | |
| Goku | the cheese will rule us all! | |
| Goku | mmmm cheese | |
| DarkonZero | String cheese? | |
| BobIshmael | HA! | |
| Goku | any cheese! | |
| BobIshmael | PUN! | |
| BobIshmael | Sorta. | |
| BobIshmael | Nevermind. | |
| BobIshmael | It would make more sense as "Train of though cheese." | |
| BobIshmael | It would make more sense as "Train of thought cheese." | |
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| BobIshmael | Or "Stream of conciousness cheese." | |
| DarkonZero | BOZ! | |
| BobIshmael | Boz! | |
| Bozarth | hi all | |
| BobIshmael | Fine, be that way. | |
| DarkonZero | We blame Boz for what I said earlier. | |
| Bozarth | what? | |
| DarkonZero | We to I | |
| BobIshmael | We give you a "!" and get nothing in return. | |
| Bozarth | I just walked in | |
| BobIshmael | Well, I said it to. | |
| BobIshmael | Didn't I? | |
| DarkonZero | Well....you are part of it. | |
| Bozarth | What? | |
| DarkonZero | But, I came up with the doozie. | |
| Bozarth | Your Loc, De getting the groove on thing? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah..... | |
| Bozarth | I wasn't there | |
| DarkonZero | You were there, huh? | |
| BobIshmael | SHH! | |
| BobIshmael | I never heard that. | |
| BobIshmael | Did you hear that, Goku? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....how did Boz know? | |
| BobIshmael | No, you didn't. | |
| BobIshmael | Boz didn't know that, either. | |
| BobIshmael | He just guessed. | |
| Bozarth | know what? | |
| BobIshmael | In fact, you don't know it. | |
| BobIshmael | See? | |
| DarkonZero | How did Boz fin out? | |
| DarkonZero | fin to find. | |
| BobIshmael | He was here, wasn't he? | |
| Goku | hear what? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok......I'm not dead. | |
| DarkonZero | I gots good friends.... | |
| BobIshmael | See, no one knows anything. | |
| BobIshmael | We're in the clear. | |
| DarkonZero | Hopefully CG doesn't say...... | |
| DarkonZero | He knows. | |
| BobIshmael | No, he doesn't. | |
| DarkonZero | He gets a log somehow. | |
| BobIshmael | Unless Mars can somehoe log, which is VERY unlikely. | |
| * BobIshmael eyes everyone. | ||
| BobIshmael | Oh, right. _I_ send him the logs. | |
| DarkonZero | Then how did he know of the discussion of the server change thing. | |
| BobIshmael | I wasn't here last night. | |
| DarkonZero | you see.... | |
| BobIshmael | I don't. | |
| DarkonZero | He gets his info somehow. | |
| * Sentroid99 is back (in case anyone cares. Which you probably don't. But who cares if you care?) | ||
| DarkonZero | I care. | |
| DarkonZero | Then don't. | |
| Sentroid99 | wow. that was the nicest thing i've heard all night | |
| DarkonZero | That means I did care. | |
| Sentroid99 | I can see | |
| DarkonZero | But not now. | |
| Sentroid99 | oh | |
| Sentroid99 | .... | |
| Sentroid99 | I still don't care | |
| DarkonZero | I just hope I don't die in the hands of De. | |
| Sentroid99 | I doubt you will die. | |
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| DarkonZero | BOZ! | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOOOO! | |
| Sentroid99 | From the way De was talking. It doesn't sound like Loc is even getting into her house | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe. | |
| Sentroid99 | I mean, not to knock De. But you think she could've asked her parents before telling Loc to come? | |
| * BobIshmael suddenly gets a mental picture of Loc sleeping in some gutter with only a laptop to keep him warm. | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Sentroid99 | only you would | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, I was actually thinking where would Loc stay. I didn't think De'd told anyone. | |
| * Sentroid99 pictures Loc looking for Bob's house and staying in Bob's bed for the week. | ||
| BobIshmael | And I'm not sure if Loc even told his parents. | |
| DarkonZero | Who knows. | |
| BobIshmael | What? Why would he be in my bed? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| BobIshmael | I don't like your sexual innuendo, Sent! | |
| Sentroid99 | well, if they won't let him in De's house. He might track you down | |
| * DarkonZero tries to erase the image. | ||
| BobIshmael | Ack! | |
| BobIshmael | You're right! | |
| Sentroid99 | Or even worse.... look for Lodovik | |
| BobIshmael | Better for me. | |
| * Sentroid99 shudders | ||
| Sentroid99 | <Lodovik> Who the hell are you? | |
| BobIshmael | I'd just send Loc to a YMCA or something. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Locdog07> I'm Locdog07 from the internet? Can I stay with you? | |
| BobIshmael | "Here, Loc, take this card." | |
| * BobIshmael ponders just going to someone's house and saying that. | ||
| Sentroid99 | <Lodovik> Sure..... but only if you help me exact revenge on Scenty and MSTieGate | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, will you do that for me? | |
| Sentroid99 | <Lodovik> Oh, did you meet kane? | |
| Sentroid99 | *Lodovik runs into the other room and puts a different shirt on | |
| BobIshmael | <Loc> Hi, Bob, let me in? | |
| DarkonZero | Sent.....when you said that.....this part: <Locdog07> I'm Locdog07 from the internet? Can I stay with you?, I thought of Bob and his english accent. | |
| BobIshmael | <Me> Bob? Who are you? | |
| Sentroid99 | <kane> Hi, Loc. This is kane.... aand... | |
| BobIshmael | <Loc> I'm Loc. | |
| BobIshmael | <Me> Nice accent. | |
| BobIshmael | <Loc> Thanks. | |
| BobIshmael | <Me> Do you know what the YMCA is? | |
| BobIshmael | <Loc> Nope. | |
| Sentroid99 | *kane runs back into the other room, and puts the old shirt he was wearing back on | |
| BobIshmael | <Me> Good, go there. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....you can stay in a hotel. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Lodovik> This is Lodovik | |
| BobIshmael | Me or Loc | |
| BobIshmael | "?" | |
| DarkonZero | You. | |
| BobIshmael | I don't see how Loc.. or me, for that matter, could afford a hotel. | |
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> DZ, will you do that for me? | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| BobIshmael | Loc could probbly charm his way in with his English charm. | |
| BobIshmael | AND HE DOES HAVE A SLIGHT ENGLISH ACCENT! | |
| DarkonZero | Who knows.... | |
| BobIshmael | Why can't you people see that? | |
| Goku | <Goku> I can talk like this too see | |
| Sentroid99 | I can | |
| DarkonZero | I did...you didn't. | |
| Sentroid99 | You're talking about Loc, right? | |
| BobIshmael | Sure his Watto or Jar Jar don't, but HE does. | |
| BobIshmael | YES! | |
| Sentroid99 | k | |
| Goku | De's on | |
| Sentroid99 | with Loc? | |
| BobIshmael | RUN! | |
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| DarkonZero | SCATTER! | |
| BobIshmael | Shhh. | |
| BobIshmael | SILENCE! | |
| Sentroid99 | If Loc's not there with De... you better lock all your doors, Bob. | |
| * BobIshmael remains silent. | ||
| DarkonZero | Remember.....not a thing. | |
| *** Bozarth has joined #Deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | He only know that I MIGHT live in San Diego, he can't find me. | |
| DarkonZero | I regret what I said. | |
| * DarkonZero regrets what he said. | ||
| BobIshmael | Is talking about Loc getting kicked out of De's house proper subject matter? | |
| Bozarth | still ruing saying that (Even though I didn't hear it)? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm ashamed. | |
| * DarkonZero is ashamed. | ||
| BobIshmael | No one heard it, DZ. You're safe. | |
| BobIshmael | But you'll have to live with your guilt. | |
| Sentroid99 | Question: How can Loc get kicked out of De's house if he couldn't get in to begin with? | |
| DarkonZero | Well....the log haunts me. | |
| Bozarth | "Hey, De! Guess what I didn't hear?" | |
| BobIshmael | You know what I mean. | |
| Sentroid99 | not really | |
| BobIshmael | Shut up. | |
| Sentroid99 | I can't. I'm only a script | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....I'm better now. | |
| BobIshmael | You're just in denial. Both of you. | |
| Sentroid99 | I can't be. I'm only a script | |
| DarkonZero | Well....shut up script! | |
| * Sentroid99 still feels offended by that dumass remark earlier... but continues to hold in the pain. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok..... | |
| DarkonZero | Snet | |
| DarkonZero | Ooops. | |
| DarkonZero | Snt... | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
| Sentroid99 | Yes! I am SNet | |
| * BobIshmael laughs. | ||
| *** Sentroid99 is now known as SNetScript | ||
| BobIshmael | That was about as me putting my "me" in the wrong place. | |
| DarkonZero | Sent......don't hold a grudge....that's my job. | |
| * SNetScript was programed by some guy in Nevada | ||
| BobIshmael | BAD! | |
| BobIshmael | ADD BAD! | |
| BobIshmael | DAMN! | |
| Goku | Hi guy in Nevada! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm the guy. | |
| * SNetScript was programed by some guy in Nevada and not Darkon either | ||
| DarkonZero | I live in Nevada. | |
| * SNetScript was stolen by Bill Gates and became part of Microsoft | ||
| * Goku RUNS!!!! | ||
| * SNetScript is now one of those supercomputers that thinks on its own | ||
| DarkonZero | And hence another dragged on thing. | |
| BobIshmael | Sent, no supercomuter thinks on it's own. | |
| SNetScript | <Announcer> The world is a scary place. | |
| BobIshmael | You freak. | |
| DarkonZero | RUN KU RUN! | |
| SNetScript | Right on, Brotherman! | |
| Goku | dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd | |
| DarkonZero | d? | |
| BobIshmael | D? | |
| Goku | D! | |
| SNetScript | ooh, Dana Carvey | |
| SNetScript | D | |
| SNetScript | D and Tab | |
| DarkonZero | D.....David....me! | |
| *** SNetScript is now known as Sentroid99 | ||
| Sentroid99 | David Me? | |
| Goku | D...d..Deedee! | |
| DarkonZero | D...DarkonZero.....me! | |
| Sentroid99 | D....D....DeRaptor | |
| * Goku would play detheme.wav if not for his WInAMp | ||
| BobIshmael | D... D... Dumbasses! | |
| Sentroid99 | *** Topic is ' _\|/_ Welcome to #omega after 9:00pm (PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH) comments to Omega.Soft@messages.to homepage http://messages.to/Omega.Soft _\|/_' | |
| Sentroid99 | *** Set by omega on Mon Aug 23 23:18:37 | |
| DarkonZero | D....D....DeRaptor...that's what I'll be saying iif she finds out. | |
| Sentroid99 | you hear that, Bob. It's 9pm now.... PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH! | |
| BobIshmael | She won't find out if you stop bringing it up. | |
| BobIshmael | Hi De | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...... | |
| BobIshmael | Quiet. | |
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor drops into #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | OW! The floor in here is hard. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| BobIshmael | Hi De. | |
| Sentroid99 | hehe | |
| Goku | !!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Soory. | |
| Goku | hehehe | |
| Goku | Hi De | |
| DeRaptor | 'lo all. | |
| Sentroid99 | you hear that, Bob. It's 9pm now.... PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH! | |
| BobIshmael | I'll try. | |
| DarkonZero | I ENGLISH SPEAK! | |
| BobIshmael | But it's 6 here. | |
| Sentroid99 | duaiehadhaoihd | |
| Sentroid99 | hehe | |
| BobIshmael | So I don't have to speak English. | |
| DeRaptor | Yo hablo Ingles! | |
| Sentroid99 | you know... that's a good point | |
| BobIshmael | I know. | |
| Sentroid99 | I doubt omega even knows about time zones yet | |
| Sentroid99 | we should go in there after 9 and talk in foreign tongues | |
| BobIshmael | So, De, I'm going to start a pool. Will Loc be let inside the house? | |
| DeRaptor | Uh...idunno. My parents are nuts. | |
| BobIshmael | Sent said if not, he'll have to come to my or TS' house. | |
| Sentroid99 | It's true | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....who wants a swollen-head Taco Bell dog from my place of work? | |
| Sentroid99 | uh.... | |
| BobIshmael | <Sentroid> <Locdog07> Hi, I'm Locdog07 from the internet. Can I stay with you? | |
| * DeRaptor hides under the couch. | ||
| DeRaptor | heheh...heh...hmm. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, can I burn it? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
| Sentroid99 | I didn't say that, De. According to Bob i'm just a script | |
| DarkonZero | That's what I'd like to do. | |
| * DeRaptor burns Bob. | ||
| Sentroid99 | Snet | |
| *** CrowTRobot has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * CrowTRobot falls out of the Umbilicus into #Deep13. | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o CrowTRobot | ||
| BobIshmael | Sent, DZ said that. | |
| * CrowTRobot hides under the couch with De. | ||
| BobIshmael | Hi Crow. | |
| * Goku burns the damn coucH! | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok...I'm now out...again. | |
| BobIshmael | MWUAHAHAHA! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| CrowTRobot | go away! | |
| CrowTRobot | aaaaaaah! | |
| BobIshmael | And I thought I wad bad. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> <Lodovik> Who the hell are you? | |
| DarkonZero | SHEESH! | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> <Locdog07> I'm Locdog07 from the internet? Can I stay with you? | |
| * DeRaptor drags Crow out from under the couch. | ||
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> <Lodovik> Sure..... but only if you help me exact revenge on Scenty and MSTieGate | |
| DarkonZero | ICEHOLE! | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> <Lodovik> Oh, did you meet kane? | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> *Lodovik runs into the other room and puts a different shirt on | |
| Bozarth | Hey, De! Didn't see you come in | |
| DeRaptor | heehee | |
| DeRaptor | Hey Boz. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> <kane> Hi, Loc. This is kane.... aand... | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> *kane runs back into the other room, and puts the old shirt he was wearing back on | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid99> <Lodovik> This is Lodovik | |
| Bozarth | When does Marty arrive? | |
| Sentroid99 | heeh | |
| BobIshmael | At the airport anyway. | |
| * BobIshmael notices his other line ringing. | ||
| BobIshmael | It better not be Loc. | |
| Sentroid99 | hoo boy | |
| Sentroid99 | Beware, Bob | |
| Sentroid99 | <Martin> Bob? I'm coming to git you! | |
| * DarkonZero will remain silent through out the rest of this convo. | ||
| BobIshmael | No, it wasn't him. | |
| Sentroid99 | What was that, Darkon? | |
| Sentroid99 | You have something to add? | |
| * Sentroid99 laughs knowingly | ||
| Goku | I LIKE CHEESE! | |
| * CrowTRobot sits in the corner and talks to his chicken puppet some more. | ||
| BobIshmael | Well, it COULD have been Loc. The person hung up. | |
| * DarkonZero now is not reamaining silent. | ||
| Goku | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....who knows. | |
| BobIshmael | No, you're not. | |
| BobIshmael | You're talkin' like there was no tomorrow. | |
| DeRaptor | Does he even know your phone number? | |
| Bozarth | Marty...that's funny | |
| Sentroid99 | He does | |
| Sentroid99 | Loc knows all | |
| BobIshmael | True. | |
| DeRaptor | eep | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| BobIshmael | Actually, he said that he was going to fall on me from the plane. | |
| BobIshmael | That hasn't happened... | |
| Sentroid99 | <Locdog07> I have your number! | |
| BobIshmael | yet. | |
| * DeRaptor yells at WSFTP | ||
| Sentroid99 | eh? | |
| BobIshmael | <Locdog07> Do you like scary movies? | |
| DarkonZero | Use Cute_FTP...I know it sounds silly but it's good. | |
| Sentroid99 | trying to access Crosswinds, De? | |
| DeRaptor | No...this new account thing...grrr. | |
| BobIshmael | What's wrong with WS-FTP, DZ? | |
| Sentroid99 | oh | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....it's tnot that then, | |
| Sentroid99 | Cause Crosswinds is down | |
| Sentroid99 | again | |
| DarkonZero | I never used that Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | HA! | |
| DarkonZero | HA! | |
| * CrowTRobot throws his plastic triceratops at Bob. | ||
| BobIshmael | Ow! | |
| * BobIshmael runs after Crow. | ||
| BobIshmael | *tink* | |
| BobIshmael | *tink* | |
| BobIshmael | *tink* | |
| BobIshmael | *tink* | |
| BobIshmael | *tink* | |
| BobIshmael | *tink* | |
| BobIshmael | *tink* | |
| DarkonZero | Like I said......Bob "tinks" of Crow alot. | |
| BobIshmael | That'll teach you. | |
| CrowTRobot | waaaaah!!! | |
| * CrowTRobot hides behind De. | ||
| DarkonZero | Kill me! | |
| * DeRaptor throws Bob across the room. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.....another "Ass fly"/ | |
| * DeRaptor puts bandaids on the dents Bob made in Crow. | ||
| * CrowTRobot sniffles. | ||
| * BobIshmael looks up and notices he's across the room. | ||
| BobIshmael | Well, how'd that happen. | |
| DarkonZero | It was me.... | |
| DarkonZero | Kill me! | |
| * DeRaptor wonders what's with Darkon lately anyways. | ||
| DarkonZero | Nothing.... | |
| DarkonZero | I can't work. | |
| BobIshmael | He doped up. | |
| DarkonZero | That's all. | |
| BobIshmael | He's doped up. | |
| DarkonZero | That too. | |
| BobIshmael | He told me himself. | |
| DarkonZero | Doped up on sugar! | |
| DarkonZero | KILL MEEEEEEEEEE! | |
| DarkonZero | ok....then don't....GEEZ. | |
| * BobIshmael kills DZ. | ||
| DarkonZero | That's all I ask for. | |
| * DeRaptor pushes a huge wad of prozac down Darkon's throat. | ||
| DarkonZero | Thank you. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey.... | |
| * DarkonZero spits out the prozac. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm not that depressed! | |
| * DeRaptor shakes her head. | ||
| DarkonZero | GEEZ! | |
| * DarkonZero takes some retilin. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ahhhh..... | |
| BobIshmael | Ritalin. | |
| DarkonZero | Whatever.... | |
| BobIshmael | Not that I need Ritalin or anything. | |
| DarkonZero | Ahhhh..... | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...wait.... | |
| * DarkonZero spits it out. | ||
| DarkonZero | There. | |
| DarkonZero | Ahhhh....... | |
| * BobIshmael gives DZ some Ritalin. | ||
| BobIshmael | There, try that. | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| DarkonZero | It's been used. | |
| DeRaptor | kkkkkkkkkkkcffglo | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | It wasn't me, it was my ruler. | |
| CrowTRobot | That's what you always say... | |
| DarkonZero | There that was fun. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| DarkonZero | Donchano? | |
| Goku | che - es - e | |
| DarkonZero | Ku.....you are all blocked up. | |
| Goku | like the frogs! | |
| Goku | like the frogs! | |
| DarkonZero | With the cheese and all. | |
| Goku | che | |
| Goku | che | |
| Goku | che | |
| Goku | es | |
| Goku | e | |
| * Goku goes back to mild insanity | ||
| * DarkonZero sees that everyone is watching him have a nervous breakdown. | ||
| CrowTRobot | h | |
| CrowTRobot | e | |
| CrowTRobot | l | |
| BobIshmael | Ku! Where's that surreality? | |
| CrowTRobot | p | |
| CrowTRobot | m | |
| CrowTRobot | e | |
| CrowTRobot | s | |
| CrowTRobot | o | |
| CrowTRobot | m | |
| CrowTRobot | e | |
| CrowTRobot | b | |
| CrowTRobot | o | |
| CrowTRobot | d | |
| CrowTRobot | y | |
| * CrowTRobot sobs. | ||
| Goku | hey Bob, want a cool story a friend wrote? | |
| DarkonZero | HelKu! Where's that surrealityp me somebody? | |
| DarkonZero | HelKu! Where's that surreality?p me somebody? | |
| * BobIshmael hits DZ with the clown hammer. | ||
| BobIshmael | There, all better. | |
| BobIshmael | Ku, sure. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey...my hammer. | |
| DarkonZero | MY HAMMER! | |
| * BobIshmael hits DZ again. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ow. | |
| DeRaptor | Haiku, Goku, Lowku | |
| BobIshmael | Calm down, boy-o. | |
| DarkonZero | my hammer..... | |
| * DarkonZero sobs. | ||
| * BobIshmael hits DZ once more. | ||
| BobIshmael | Take a nap. | |
| * BobIshmael hits DZ again and again. | ||
| * DarkonZero hits BobIshmael with his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
| Goku | picture send Bob to now! | |
| Goku | no picture | |
| DarkonZero | That's our Ku. | |
| Goku | story! | |
| * DeRaptor hits Bob and Darkon with Bonnie Hammer. | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Goku | *porn music chimes in* | |
| * DarkonZero uses his ATOMIC DEATH RAY on DeRaptor ! He got 'em good! | ||
| Goku | hehe | |
| DeRaptor | owie ow ow! | |
| DarkonZero | Ku...where are you? | |
| * CrowTRobot kicks Darkon. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey. | |
| * DarkonZero kick Crow! | ||
| Goku | I will make on 1:TEXT:*Bonnie Hammer*:#:/say # *porn music chimes in* | |
| Goku | in what sense DZ? | |
| CrowTRobot | Ow! | |
| CrowTRobot | Hmph. | |
| * CrowTRobot throws water balloons filled with essence of Mike at Darkon. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ku......nevermind. | |
| DarkonZero | Great....now I have blond hair....and I'm bland. | |
| Goku | Bob read now you! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok......It's got sodium! | |
| DarkonZero | Damn.... | |
| CrowTRobot | An' you smell like you're from Wisonsin! Phew! | |
| DarkonZero | Shut up.... | |
| DarkonZero | I like cheese/ | |
| CrowTRobot | heeheehee! | |
| DarkonZero | But I'm all blocked up. | |
| DeRaptor | ewww! | |
| DarkonZero | Soory. | |
| *** TheCambot has joined #Deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | AHHH! | |
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| DarkonZero | CAM! | |
| DeRaptor | aaaaah! | |
| BobIshmael | We mean, hi Cam. | |
| * CrowTRobot hides under the couch. | ||
| BobIshmael | We weren't talking about you. | |
| DarkonZero | I gotta go.....I'll BRB. | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Aug 25 18:22:26 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Aug 25 18:55:43 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| TheCambot | No. You. | |
| TheCambot | Hey DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm. | |
| Sentroid91 | http://www.mediasoft.ro/omega/dracula/dracula.jpg | |
| Sentroid91 | we riffed it earlier | |
| DarkonZero | Sent...I know. | |
| DarkonZero | Or again? | |
| Sentroid91 | It's a picture of what omega thinks Dracula looks like | |
| Bozarth | hold on guys | |
| TheCambot | It's not working. | |
| Sentroid91 | it's going | |
| TheCambot | Are you sure that's the right URL? | |
| Sentroid91 | yup | |
| Sentroid91 | http://www.mediasoft.ro/omega/dracula/dracula.jpg | |
| DarkonZero | EEt iz. | |
| TheCambot | It says it doesn't exist. | |
| Sentroid91 | hmm, weird | |
| Bozarth | http://members.tripod.com/BozarthBoy/picture.jpg | |
| Bozarth | A picture of her | |
| Sentroid91 | who? | |
| Sentroid91 | Dracula? | |
| TheCambot | Heh. | |
| Bozarth | no...my girl | |
| TheCambot | Hey, she is cute. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey..... | |
| TheCambot | Bad picture though. | |
| DarkonZero | Fuzzy.... | |
| DarkonZero | OOOH! | |
| Bozarth | she changed her hair, and she doesn't have braces anymore | |
| TheCambot | I can't even see braces. | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't see any of those things. | |
| TheCambot | Did you steal this pictire or what? | |
| DarkonZero | Thehair yes...braces no. | |
| Sentroid91 | hmm, omega's site is going goofy | |
| TheCambot | pic-ture. | |
| TheCambot | I stole a picture of Katie. | |
| Bozarth | I took it from my yearbook | |
| DarkonZero | Cam you cad! | |
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | BOB! | |
| BobIshmael | I was wrong. | |
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| BobIshmael | I won't BRB. | |
| TheCambot | It was on the wall. | |
| BobIshmael | I'll be leaving for good now. | |
| TheCambot | Well! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....sure. | |
| BobIshmael | Anybody need to say thing? | |
| TheCambot | Thing. | |
| BobIshmael | Sent? | |
| TheCambot | Haha! | |
| BobIshmael | AH! | |
| DarkonZero | No....just leave/ | |
| Bozarth | just proof she exists | |
| BobIshmael | Anything. | |
| DarkonZero | No....just leave. | |
| TheCambot | Get outta here, ya clod. | |
| BobIshmael | I have the feeling Sent wants to say something. | |
| TheCambot | You feel wrong! | |
| TheCambot | Now get! Don't look back! Really...don't look back. | |
| Sentroid91 | Bob | |
| Sentroid91 | I talked to Jadzia | |
| BobIshmael | What? | |
| BobIshmael | Good for you. | |
| Sentroid91 | She resigned | |
| BobIshmael | Way to go. | |
| BobIshmael | Can I leave now? | |
| Sentroid91 | she wasn't bitter either | |
| TheCambot | Resigned from...? | |
| Sentroid91 | leave what? | |
| Sentroid91 | Resigned from MSTieGate | |
| BobIshmael | This channel. | |
| TheCambot | Jadzia's sort of silent. | |
| Sentroid91 | that too | |
| BobIshmael | And MSTieGate, but I'll settle for the channel. | |
| Sentroid91 | she said she's not too fond of IRC | |
| TheCambot | And she's sorta dumb too. | |
| BobIshmael | Good. I'm leaving, adios. | |
| *** BobIshmael has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| Sentroid91 | I msged DA too, but he must be away | |
| *** Timmyling has joined #Deep13 | ||
| TheCambot | She said "your" for "you're." | |
| Timmyling | Hi there. | |
| TheCambot | Ling! | |
| Timmyling | She? Uh-oh. | |
| TheCambot | Not her. | |
| TheCambot | Jadzia. | |
| Timmyling | Ah. | |
| Sentroid91 | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...I just opened up a query window with Mars....how the hell did that happen? | |
| TheCambot | Hmm. | |
| DarkonZero | I pushed a few keys...then BLAM! | |
| *** MeltingMan has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | A query window. | |
| TheCambot | Hey IMM. | |
| DarkonZero | IMM! | |
| MeltingMan | Hiya hiya! | |
| DarkonZero | Hey! | |
| Timmyling | Heyas, IMM. | |
| DarkonZero | oh....LING! | |
| DarkonZero | LING! | |
| TheCambot | He got more greetings than I did. | |
| Timmyling | Huh. | |
| TheCambot | And there's less people than when I came in. | |
| DarkonZero | Cam......BALH! | |
| * TheCambot weeps. | ||
| MeltingMan | Well...that's because I'm better than you and God loves me more, Cam | |
| DarkonZero | BALH to BLAH! | |
| DarkonZero | Cam is a film Nazi? | |
| TheCambot | Shut up, IMM, I have a fragile confidence. | |
| DarkonZero | ? to ! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok..... | |
| DarkonZero | BOZ! | |
| DarkonZero | CAM! | |
| DarkonZero | LING! | |
| DarkonZero | IMM! | |
| DarkonZero | SENT! | |
| DarkonZero | There. | |
| MeltingMan | I am a film......cuz my name is "IncredibleMeltingMan".....well...it was....oh never mind | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| TheCambot | huh. | |
| DarkonZero | FILM NAZI! | |
| DarkonZero | QUIET! | |
| MeltingMan | "Nazi" isn't a very good name for a movie | |
| DarkonZero | No......that's what Cam is. | |
| DarkonZero | A FILM NAZI! | |
| Bozarth | bye guys | |
| Bozarth | gotta leave now | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Boz. | |
| *** Bozarth has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| * Sentroid91 takes away Cam's film.... | ||
| Sentroid91 | NO FILM FOR YOU! | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | Finally...a response. | |
| DarkonZero | Anybody else? | |
| DarkonZero | Heelo.... | |
| Timmyling | Finally It's the 1948 Show | |
| Timmyling | No, it's at Last. | |
| Timmyling | Oops. | |
| TheCambot | Huh. | |
| TheCambot | The 1948 Show? | |
| TheCambot | What? | |
| DarkonZero | Ling...you lost me there, buddy. | |
| MeltingMan | The 1948 show!! Starring residents of 1948! | |
| TheCambot | Me too, pal. | |
| MeltingMan | Harry Truman! | |
| * DarkonZero realizes that his pits stink and should put on deodorant. | ||
| MeltingMan | And that's the only person I can remember from 1948 | |
| TheCambot | Er... | |
| Timmyling | It's a show that some Pythons did before doing Monty Python's Flying Circus. | |
| Timmyling | Thanks for that info, DZ. | |
| TheCambot | That was on TV and stuff? | |
| DarkonZero | No prob. | |
| Timmyling | Yeah. | |
| * DarkonZero realizes that Timmylings pits stink and are in need of deodorant. | ||
| Timmyling | I don't have pits. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll make you some. | |
| Timmyling | No thanks. | |
| * DarkonZero make Ling some armpits...and attaches them to him. | ||
| MeltingMan | He's been pitted....like a pitless peach | |
| TheCambot | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | Is 4 enough? | |
| Timmyling | No! | |
| MeltingMan | He needs some pits for his forehead | |
| * DarkonZero makes a few more armpits for Ling and attaches them. | ||
| Timmyling | *rips off his makeshift pits and throws them at DZ.* | |
| TheCambot | This conversation is surprising! I didn't expect a Spanich Inquisition! | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Timmyling | Spinach Inquisition? | |
| TheCambot | NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! | |
| TheCambot | Shut up, Ling. | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | Spaniach.... | |
| DarkonZero | Popeye will be here soon. | |
| MeltingMan | Popeye's stong to the finach. | |
| TheCambot | So, uh...Katie drove me home tonight. | |
| MeltingMan | He's one tough gazookas | |
| DarkonZero | Ok......sure. | |
| MeltingMan | What hates all palookas | |
| TheCambot | Add it to your daily news. | |
| Timmyling | So a person who doesn't exist drove you home tonight? | |
| MeltingMan | He biffs 'em and buffs 'em | |
| Timmyling | That's great. | |
| DarkonZero | The "Katie" of yours...does she blow up? | |
| MeltingMan | An' always outruffs 'em | |
| DarkonZero | The to This | |
| Timmyling | Heh! | |
| Sentroid91 | hehe | |
| Sentroid91 | Katie Ka-Boom | |
| Sentroid91 | I still despise stalkers | |
| DarkonZero | No....I meant another type of "blow up". | |
| MeltingMan | Especially Death Stalker | |
| TheCambot | heh. I've made that joke to her on many occasions. | |
| Sentroid91 | Drop Dead Katie? | |
| DarkonZero | Sent.....nevemind. | |
| Sentroid91 | <DDKatie> G'day, Cam! Ka-BOOM! | |
| TheCambot | Have you seen Drop Dead Gorgeous? | |
| Sentroid91 | nope | |
| Sentroid91 | nor do I want to | |
| TheCambot | Yes you do. | |
| Sentroid91 | No I don't | |
| Sentroid91 | I know my movies.... | |
| TheCambot | You jst don't know it. | |
| Sentroid91 | I said Bowfinger was good... and I saw it... and it was | |
| MeltingMan | Sent didn't even like Ed Wood | |
| Sentroid91 | So? | |
| TheCambot | I know. | |
| MeltingMan | So.....you.....didn't like Ed Wood. | |
| Timmyling | You've made jokes to someone who doesn't exist, Cam? | |
| TheCambot | I yell at him for it every say of my life. | |
| TheCambot | Ling, shut up. | |
| DarkonZero | every say? | |
| Timmyling | Hmm. | |
| TheCambot | I'll scan in a picture. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-huh.....it's from a sear catalog. | |
| Timmyling | Fine. But that doesnt' prove that she exists. | |
| TheCambot | I stole one that was pinned on the wall in a hall. | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | sear to Sears. | |
| TheCambot | I seared a catalog once. | |
| DarkonZero | EWWW! | |
| DarkonZero | We don't want to know. | |
| TheCambot | Gotta preserve those home appliance juices. | |
| TheCambot | How in the world can you take that as a sick joke? | |
| TheCambot | I seared a catalog? | |
| TheCambot | I'm not seeing it. | |
| DarkonZero | You made the innuendo. | |
| MeltingMan | That's cuz you seared the catalog 'til you were blind | |
| DarkonZero | IMM got it. | |
| TheCambot | How? | |
| TheCambot | How can you compare searing to masturbation? HOW? | |
| MeltingMan | Actually I didn't.....I was just guessing | |
| TheCambot | Explain! I've got time! | |
| DarkonZero | Cam......we do not want to talk of that/ | |
| TheCambot | EXPLAIN! | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| DarkonZero | I don't have to. | |
| TheCambot | Searing is cooking a piece of meat just enough to keep the juices in to have better-tasting meat. | |
| DarkonZero | Cam.....drop it. | |
| TheCambot | Masturbation is...basically the excat opposite. | |
| DarkonZero | SHEESH! | |
| TheCambot | Well I'm curious! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok......this is leading somewhere......which is nowhere. | |
| Timmyling | I think I'll go take 15 showers now. | |
| TheCambot | It was a bad comparison, I'm trying to see how it was warranted. | |
| Sentroid91 | TheCambot, please do not use offensive language in this channel. (You will not be warned again) | |
| Timmyling | Offensive? | |
| MeltingMan | I thought Cam would take the Sears Catalog into the outhouse and get attacked by the Boggy Creek creature | |
| DarkonZero | Yes....warrented is offensive. | |
| TheCambot | Masturbation? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes....warranted is offensive. | |
| *** TheCambot was kicked by Sentroid91 (12warned you 1L4o1G4i1C4a1L I4r1C) | ||
| Sentroid91 | heh | |
| *** TheCambot has joined #Deep13 | ||
| TheCambot | This is why I hate Sent. | |
| Timmyling | Sent, how is that in any way offensive? | |
| TheCambot | If I could choose one person to take ops away from... | |
| Sentroid91 | Well it's just sick | |
| Sentroid91 | hmm? | |
| Timmyling | I beleive Cam didn't "start it." | |
| TheCambot | At least I don't find ways to compare cooking meat to it! | |
| * Sentroid91 holds a grenade in his hand | ||
| MeltingMan | I gotta go now...as much as I'd hate to leave | |
| *** MeltingMan has quit IRC (IncredibleMeltingMan melts away) | ||
| TheCambot | Kick that stupid guy! | |
| DarkonZero | And trying to explain to Cam is like talking to a dog.....it listens, but doesn't understand. | |
| * TheCambot pints to DZ. | ||
| Sentroid91 | who? TheCambot? okay | |
| TheCambot | Pints? | |
| Sentroid91 | Yound | |
| Timmyling | Funnt. | |
| Sentroid91 | Ouma | |
| Timmyling | Pink Pong. | |
| Sentroid91 | ook | |
| TheCambot | Shut up. Don't talk anymore, you op-abusing drunk-and-floozing IRC-using chowderhead. | |
| DarkonZero | Me? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not a op. | |
| Sentroid91 | I can't. According to Bob, i'm only a script | |
| TheCambot | Yeah, you're abusing ops. | |
| *** Sentroid91 sets mode: +o-o+o-o+o-o DarkonZero DarkonZero DarkonZero DarkonZero DarkonZero DarkonZero | ||
| *** Sentroid91 sets mode: +o-o+o-o+o-o DarkonZero DarkonZero DarkonZero DarkonZero DarkonZero DarkonZero | ||
| Timmyling | ... | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| TheCambot | DZ! I'm waiting for an explanation! | |
| DarkonZero | Sent....what are you somoking and can I have some? | |
| Sentroid91 | somoking? | |
| DarkonZero | somoking to smoking | |
| TheCambot | How do get from cooking to self-love? | |
| Sentroid91 | Somo King? | |
| Sentroid91 | you have to look at that Dracula pic | |
| TheCambot | DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | Cam........it's the "take a word and change it's meaning gag".....SHEESH. | |
| TheCambot | You got some 'splainin' to do, and you'll do it, by crackies! | |
| DarkonZero | Dolt! | |
| TheCambot | That gag is used when the word has some resemblance in meaning or spelling to another word! | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| DarkonZero | If it sounds near to what you want it to mean. | |
| Timmyling | Well, Cam, "I've seared a catalog" doesn't really make sense either. | |
| TheCambot | Just shut up. Never be an analogist. Ever. | |
| DarkonZero | I will be....thank you. | |
| TheCambot | Well that was a joke. | |
| Timmyling | I think you're right with that dog theory, DZ. | |
| TheCambot | Hey! I know exactly what you're talking about. | |
| TheCambot | And I don't like it. | |
| Timmyling | You're supposed to. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....live with it. | |
| DarkonZero | SHEESH! | |
| Sentroid91 | http://www.mediasoft.ro/omega/dracula/dracula.jpg | |
| TheCambot | Shut up, you horrendous analogist, you! | |
| Sentroid91 | try that addy now, Cam | |
| TheCambot | It's taking forever... | |
| Timmyling | You could come up against the largest amount of evidence, Cam, but you would refuse to accept the opposing point. | |
| TheCambot | Didn't work. | |
| TheCambot | If the opposing point makes any sense. | |
| Sentroid91 | well why are you the only one having problems? | |
| Timmyling | ... | |
| DarkonZero | Ling.....bcause that is Cam.....anal retentive. | |
| TheCambot | I dunno. I can go to other sites just fine. | |
| Sentroid91 | http://mstiegate.cjb.net/omegasdracula.jpg | |
| Sentroid91 | try that one | |
| TheCambot | Working. | |
| Sentroid91 | ah | |
| TheCambot | ARGH! | |
| Sentroid91 | gah! | |
| TheCambot | It came up, but the image didn't load. | |
| DarkonZero | SHEESH! | |
| Timmyling | ZOUNDS! | |
| TheCambot | I'll try refreshing. | |
| DarkonZero | Has nuts. | |
| TheCambot | Okay. | |
| DarkonZero | <TheCambot> My nuts? | |
| TheCambot | Now you two...I couldn't understand the joke DZ made for the life of me, and was trying to figure it out. | |
| TheCambot | I wasn't arguing, I was seeking answers. So shut the hell up and leave me alone. | |
| Sentroid91 | hey, it's smaller | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....SHEESH! | |
| Timmyling | But your joke made no sense eitheer. | |
| Timmyling | -e. | |
| TheCambot | Well my joke was supposed to be bad! They all are! | |
| Timmyling | ... | |
| TheCambot | And mine wasn't a comparison! It was a play on words! | |
| DarkonZero | Do you have a liscence to do that Cam? | |
| TheCambot | So hmph! | |
| Sentroid91 | you can't even see his hi-beam fangs | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| TheCambot | A license to...? | |
| Sentroid91 | be afraid, Cam | |
| DarkonZero | Tell bad jokes. | |
| TheCambot | Oh lord! | |
| TheCambot | Oh. | |
| DarkonZero | I do. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm old! | |
| TheCambot | WHOA! | |
| TheCambot | He drew that?! | |
| Sentroid91 | I dunno | |
| DarkonZero | Cam lufs the picture. | |
| Sentroid91 | but it supposed to be Dracula | |
| Sentroid91 | lufes, DZ | |
| DarkonZero | I know... | |
| TheCambot | It's neat-looking. Doesn't look like Dracula, no. | |
| DarkonZero | I told ya. | |
| Sentroid91 | "ling? | |
| Sentroid91 | Say what you said yesterday | |
| Timmyling | What? | |
| Timmyling | Oh. | |
| DarkonZero | Cam lufes the picture/ | |
| Timmyling | <Timmyling> Man...Dracula looks like a bloated pink jellyfish with a face. | |
| TheCambot | Huh. | |
| DarkonZero | He wouldn't get it. | |
| TheCambot | You'll be sorry when omega becomes a famous artist! | |
| DarkonZero | Cam loves omega! | |
| TheCambot | I don't like all this harshness directed towards my person. | |
| Sentroid91 | Yeah! or when he tries to paint Frankenstein | |
| Sentroid91 | I doubt he'll be green | |
| Timmyling | Thanks, Sent. Now Cam thinks I'm completely unfunny. | |
| Sentroid91 | he'll probably be pink again | |
| * TheCambot thinks of ways to change the subject. | ||
| DarkonZero | Cam we are already sorry to see that damned thing. | |
| Sentroid91 | Cam's second in command of the Dummyheads, 'ling | |
| Timmyling | Huh. | |
| TheCambot | Well. | |
| TheCambot | I see. | |
| DarkonZero | Do you? | |
| TheCambot | So...Packers. | |
| DarkonZero | Do you really? | |
| Sentroid91 | So.... | |
| Sentroid91 | Dracula..... | |
| TheCambot | Sent, weren't you leaving? | |
| Sentroid91 | not that I recall | |
| DarkonZero | I was.....later. | |
| TheCambot | I'll give you a Milkbone. | |
| DarkonZero | No...you can keep it. | |
| * TheCambot refuses to say goodbye to DZ. | ||
| DarkonZero | Soory.....but bye! | |
| TheCambot | Leave! | |
| TheCambot | Stop talking about it! | |
| Sentroid91 | hehee | |
| DarkonZero | Me..... | |
| TheCambot | Just go for it! | |
| Sentroid91 | The Man Show | |
| DarkonZero | I won't leave. | |
| TheCambot | Then don't. | |
| Sentroid91 | Cause we Bebe's Kids...... | |
| DarkonZero | Not yet. | |
| Sentroid91 | We don't die.... we multiply | |
| TheCambot | Huh. | |
| TheCambot | I never saw Bebe's Kids. | |
| Sentroid91 | weenie | |
| DarkonZero | I'm having one of those days where I'm all out ot it and no one understands. | |
| Sentroid91 | ot? | |
| DarkonZero | UT! | |
| TheCambot | I've never not had one of those days. | |
| TheCambot | UT! Is bad day for DZ! | |
| *** helada has joined #Deep13 | ||
| TheCambot | Helada? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| helada | hi | |
| TheCambot | Who the helada are you? | |
| DarkonZero | Hello helada! | |
| helada | hello | |
| Sentroid91 | 'lo | |
| TheCambot | Hello. | |
| TheCambot | Hi. | |
| Timmyling | Hi. | |
| TheCambot | Hey. | |
| Sentroid91 | Are you from Romainia too? | |
| Timmyling | Can you type? | |
| TheCambot | Hello. | |
| DarkonZero | Heelo. | |
| TheCambot | Hi. | |
| TheCambot | Hey! | |
| TheCambot | Greetings! | |
| TheCambot | Hiya! | |
| TheCambot | Yo! | |
| Timmyling | Hey there! | |
| DarkonZero | Welcome.....you got mail. | |
| Timmyling | Whassup! | |
| TheCambot | Bon jour! | |
| TheCambot | Hola! | |
| Sentroid91 | Dracula1 | |
| Sentroid91 | Dracula! | |
| Timmyling | Guten abend! | |
| DarkonZero | G'day | |
| * TheCambot runs over the Animanciacs' "hello" song in his mind. | ||
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| Timmyling | I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello. | |
| Sentroid91 | hellohelada? | |
| DarkonZero | I got sick of the Animanias. | |
| DarkonZero | I got sick of the AnimaniaCs. | |
| helada | Hello Sentroid91 | |
| Sentroid91 | are you an american? | |
| Timmyling | They speak! | |
| helada | no | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| Timmyling | Awww. | |
| Sentroid91 | I didn't think so | |
| TheCambot | "Hello." "Hello." "Do you like my hat?" "I like your hat." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." --Go, Dog, Go, the finest piece of American literature to date. | |
| Sentroid91 | Are you from Romainia? | |
| Sentroid91 | or Austria? | |
| Timmyling | You know, helada, a lot of other people said hello. It would be kind if you said hello back. | |
| helada | no | |
| TheCambot | Are you from...TRANSYLVANIA? *lightning flashes, horses neigh* | |
| helada | Hello everyone | |
| TheCambot | Not a generic hello. Individual hellos. | |
| helada | Hello TheCambot | |
| helada | Hello DarkonZero | |
| TheCambot | Oh, hi helada! | |
| helada | Hello Timmyling | |
| TheCambot | You can stop there. | |
| Sentroid91 | Ok. So it's been confirmed that helada is a foreigner.... and not from Romainia or Austria | |
| TheCambot | Just as long as you greet me. | |
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as Sentroid99 | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey where the topic....I forgot to ask? | |
| TheCambot | It ran away with the moon. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| TheCambot | HELADA! | |
| TheCambot | Get to talkin'! | |
| Sentroid99 | so helada. If you're not from Romania or Austria... what foreign country might you be from? | |
| helada | I'm Canadian | |
| Sentroid99 | oh | |
| Sentroid99 | i see | |
| TheCambot | Do you shave your yak? | |
| DarkonZero | A CANADIAN! | |
| helada | I don't have a yak, they're too far north | |
| TheCambot | Are you offended by Dudley Do-Right? | |
| Sentroid99 | how about a Caribou? | |
| TheCambot | Are you Dudley Do-Right yourself? | |
| helada | Too far north | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'caribou.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid99 SOUND] | ||
| Timmyling | So...you're so frozen that you can't type faster? | |
| DarkonZero | Is everything too far north? | |
| helada | I don't know Dudley Do-Right. | |
| TheCambot | You don't? | |
| helada | nope | |
| TheCambot | What about that Due South guy? | |
| helada | He's too far north too. | |
| TheCambot | Heh. | |
| Sentroid99 | Or Northern Exposure | |
| TheCambot | Yeah! | |
| helada | Not familiar with Northern Exposure | |
| DarkonZero | Is there lots of back bacon? | |
| Sentroid99 | hmm | |
| Sentroid99 | How about Mystery Science Theater 3000? | |
| helada | Don't eat pork. | |
| TheCambot | Do you like Shania Twain and Mike Myers? | |
| TheCambot | And whatsername... | |
| helada | I don't know Mike Myers | |
| TheCambot | I forgot it, luckily... | |
| DarkonZero | Celine Dion? | |
| Timmyling | Alanis Morisette? | |
| TheCambot | Yeah! | |
| TheCambot | Celine Dion! | |
| Timmyling | Peter Jennings? | |
| DarkonZero | Alec Trebek. | |
| Timmyling | Dave Foley? | |
| Sentroid99 | How about Mystery Science Theater 3000? | |
| TheCambot | How about me? Ever heard of me? | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| helada | Never heard of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 | |
| DarkonZero | Canadian don't get it. | |
| Sentroid99 | hmm.. good then | |
| helada | first time here, so fill me in | |
| DarkonZero | Or Canada doesn't get MST3K. | |
| TheCambot | Do Canadians have genitals? | |
| Timmyling | So, how's the weather up there, eh? | |
| helada | cool | |
| TheCambot | What about Sants Claus? Does he have genitals? | |
| Sentroid99 | helada, tell us what you think of this page? http://www.scifi.com/mst3000/experiments/910/ | |
| helada | Now? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.....if ya can? | |
| TheCambot | Helada, ever hitched a ride with a fellow by the name of Rowsdower? Zap Rowsdower? | |
| Sentroid99 | uhm... how about tomorrow? | |
| TheCambot | And do Canadian have genitals? | |
| TheCambot | Canadiansssss. | |
| helada | Never heard of Zap. | |
| Timmyling | Do you know a kid named Troy? | |
| * /sound: no such file 'mstrow`1.wav' | ||
| TheCambot | Are you Troy? | |
| helada | If you give me a min. I'll brb | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| helada | no, I'm not troy | |
| TheCambot | If we give you men? | |
| Sentroid99 | Are you Zap Rowsdower? | |
| Timmyling | Um, that wasn't the question, but that's okay. | |
| Timmyling | Do you KNOW a kid named Troy? | |
| TheCambot | Heh. | |
| [Sentroid99 SOUND] | ||
| helada | No, I don't know Troy. | |
| Timmyling | Awww. | |
| TheCambot | Do Canadians have naughty bits? | |
| helada | what are naughty bits? | |
| DarkonZero | Do you have baseball? | |
| *** MSTManos has joined #deep13 | ||
| TheCambot | You know... | |
| TheCambot | Naughty bits. | |
| TheCambot | Manos. | |
| DarkonZero | Do you have baseballS? | |
| MSTManos | Hello everyone. And Cam. | |
| MSTManos | Oh, hi helada. | |
| Timmyling | Hi Manos. | |
| DarkonZero | MANOS! | |
| TheCambot | We're trying to see if Canadians have genitals from this little Canadian person. | |
| MSTManos | Who the hell are you? | |
| helada | Hi MSTManos | |
| Timmyling | They're...Canadian! bum, Bum, BUM! | |
| TheCambot | Helada? I'm waiting! | |
| TheCambot | Do Canadians have genitals or not? | |
| DarkonZero | Helada....would you like a enchilada? | |
| helada | I don't watch baseball | |
| helada | Nay | |
| DarkonZero | Okay! | |
| helada | to enchiladas | |
| MSTManos | You like ice cream, helada? | |
| TheCambot | What about to genitals? | |
| TheCambot | Yay or nay to genitals? | |
| MSTManos | (You have to know Spanish to get that last joke of mines.) | |
| helada | Yes they're cool | |
| MSTManos | You like ice cream, helada? | |
| TheCambot | What? Genitals? | |
| Timmyling | Do you have a fridge? | |
| helada | Yes | |
| DarkonZero | So...they're frozen genitalia? | |
| TheCambot | To genitals? | |
| helada | yes | |
| TheCambot | <TheCambot> Yay or nay to genitals? <helada> Yes they're cool | |
| TheCambot | Oh! | |
| TheCambot | You were answering that question! | |
| helada | Yes | |
| Timmyling | Um...ick. | |
| TheCambot | We're going to have to wash your mouth out with soap! | |
| MSTManos | Is that a sin? | |
| Timmyling | I thought genitals were fairly warm. | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Sorry.... | |
| DarkonZero | I was choking... | |
| DarkonZero | I ended up typing that. | |
| MSTManos | ... | |
| MSTManos | Helada, do you like ice cream or not? | |
| TheCambot | So helada, you're saying that you keep your private places refrigerated at all times? | |
| helada | I like it but can't eat it | |
| TheCambot | GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 | |
| MSTManos | Uh... why not? | |
| TheCambot | <TheCambot> So helada, you're saying that you keep your private places refrigerated at all times? | |
| TheCambot | <helada> I like it but can't eat it | |
| MSTManos | Toothless? | |
| helada | It's fattening and | |
| TheCambot | And> | |
| TheCambot | ? | |
| helada | hurts my tummy | |
| TheCambot | HA! | |
| Timmyling | I think we just figured out what gender helada is. | |
| TheCambot | We did> | |
| TheCambot | ? | |
| MSTManos | Ah. Lactose intolerant. | |
| Timmyling | <helada> It's fattening | |
| * TheCambot looks over to see what he may have missed. | ||
| MSTManos | Or Mormon? | |
| TheCambot | That's disgusting. | |
| Sentroid99 | Gorgon? | |
| helada | I though you knew Spanish | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| MSTManos | Si. | |
| MSTManos | I do. | |
| helada | thought | |
| DarkonZero | Sorta. | |
| DarkonZero | Yo quiero | |
| helada | Then my nick has a gender | |
| MSTManos | You solo sabe un poquito de espanol. | |
| DarkonZero | That all I know. | |
| TheCambot | helada, could you explain your views on genitals all at once please? You've confised me. | |
| TheCambot | Confised? | |
| TheCambot | Con-fus-ed. | |
| helada | Canadians are human | |
| TheCambot | Another rumor confirmed! | |
| Timmyling | We can see that. | |
| DarkonZero | We know that much. | |
| MSTManos | If they weren't human, why would they come here? | |
| TheCambot | But what about...down there? | |
| MSTManos | Unless they're aliens. | |
| TheCambot | Do you have a yacht in your pants? | |
| TheCambot | 'Cause I do. | |
| Timmyling | But why are genitals cool? | |
| TheCambot | I'm a yachtsman. | |
| MSTManos | Genitals are what's hip in today's world. | |
| * DarkonZero needs to get some water.... | ||
| TheCambot | I keep a giant yacht...but it's not on the river. The river is too crowded. I jeep my yacht in my pants. | |
| Sentroid99 | Cam. You have a yacht in your pants | |
| TheCambot | Correct. | |
| DarkonZero | Sent...think about it. | |
| Timmyling | You Jeep a yact in your pants? | |
| helada | Gotta go, I wish I could stay, really... see you all, it was nice chatting with you, until next time, ciao. | |
| MSTManos | Bye. | |
| Sentroid99 | uh.... ok | |
| TheCambot | Wait! | |
| Timmyling | Okey, genital lover. | |
| *** helada has left #Deep13 | ||
| TheCambot | Why are genitals cool? | |
| TheCambot | Urgh! | |
| MSTManos | Hehehe... | |
| MSTManos | Whoo-hoo! | |
| TheCambot | <TheCambot> So helada, you're saying that you keep your private places refrigerated at all times? | |
| TheCambot | <helada> I like it but can't eat it | |
| Timmyling | Hee... | |
| DarkonZero | That was certainly fun. | |
| MSTManos | I know something everyone else doesn't... | |
| Sentroid99 | LOL | |
| TheCambot | What's that, Manos? | |
| MSTManos | Oh... nothing. | |
| MSTManos | I can't say. | |
| DarkonZero | Manos...what? | |
| TheCambot | Two can play at that game! | |
| TheCambot | I know something Manos doesn't. | |
| MSTManos | Nothing. | |
| MSTManos | Like I care, Cam. | |
| TheCambot | Oh. | |
| TheCambot | Well I wasn't gonna tell you anyway! | |
| MSTManos | Good. | |
| MSTManos | I don't care. | |
| TheCambot | Oh, fine, fine, I'll succumb, it was that I part my hair on the left. | |
| MSTManos | Whatever it is, it certainly isn't better than my secret. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.....Manos want to giv his undying invisible love to the Canadian. | |
| TheCambot | Not very interesting, but you still didn't know. | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| TheCambot | Er...um...Katie drove me home today. | |
| Sentroid99 | Whoop-de-doo | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...that agian. | |
| * TheCambot brings it up for the third time today. | ||
| *** Sentroid99 is now known as omega | ||
| MSTManos | Yo dije alguien aqui para ignorar a alguien. | |
| Timmyling | That's right. A non-existant person drove Cam home. | |
| omega | I lufe yew | |
| TheCambot | Well shut up! I'm not the only one anymore! Now Boz talks about his girlfriend. | |
| MSTManos | And that's my secret. Thank you. | |
| MSTManos | Yo dije alguien aqui para ignorar a alguien. | |
| omega | I lufe Kiatie too | |
| omega | seh es mi hoe | |
| Timmyling | Boz's girlfriend is probably real, Cam. | |
| MSTManos | Heehee... | |
| TheCambot | Woof. | |
| omega | Well, he showed us her pic | |
| TheCambot | I have a Katie pic now. | |
| MSTManos | ? | |
| Timmyling | Send me it, Cam. | |
| TheCambot | I'll scan it. | |
| MSTManos | I want it. | |
| TheCambot | I can't right now. | |
| omega | yeah, yeah | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | It's from a Sears catalog. | |
| TheCambot | No scanner at the moment. | |
| Timmyling | Why the freakin' hell not? | |
| MSTManos | <TheCambot> I'll scan it. | |
| MSTManos | <MSTManos> I want it. | |
| MSTManos | <TheCambot> I can't right now. | |
| Timmyling | Ah. | |
| MSTManos | You hate me, don't you, Cam? | |
| Timmyling | <TheCambot> I've got a headache. | |
| TheCambot | Well... | |
| omega | it's from the Victoria's Secret catalog. | |
| TheCambot | Hey! I never said that! | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| TheCambot | *cough*' | |
| Timmyling | Ahem. | |
| DarkonZero | And there is the confirmation. | |
| omega | and.... turn | |
| TheCambot | Well, she does know I like her. I'm 99% sure. | |
| *** omega is now known as Sentroid99 | ||
| MSTManos | I better find something useful to do with with my one-time-only high bps connection. | |
| * Sentroid99 sneezes | ||
| Timmyling | A person who doesn't exist knows you like her? | |
| Sentroid99 | bulls*it, Bulls*it, bullsh*t! | |
| TheCambot | Girls un tight. | |
| Sentroid99 | phew, excuse me | |
| TheCambot | I mean gazundheit. | |
| Timmyling | *Achhewkatie'smadeupww!* | |
| Timmyling | Excuse me. | |
| Timmyling | My cold. | |
| TheCambot | Alright...that does it... | |
| Sentroid99 | *Achhewkatie'saLodovikcloneww!* | |
| MSTManos | Ha! | |
| Timmyling | Cam, just come clean. | |
| TheCambot | That's strike one. | |
| *** Sentroid99 is now known as KatieResh | ||
| Timmyling | Katie's not real and you know it. | |
| KatieResh | I BE BUFFED! | |
| MSTManos | *coughfakefakefakecough* | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| TheCambot | I'm still gonna bring her on. | |
| Timmyling | Fine. | |
| * KatieResh sneezes again | ||
| MSTManos | *coughfakefakefakecough* | |
| KatieResh | bulls*it, Bulls*it, bullsh*t! | |
| KatieResh | phew, excuse me | |
| Timmyling | Do what you wish. | |
| MSTManos | *coughnoonelikesyoucough* | |
| DarkonZero | And the first thig she says, "To get it on, press 1." | |
| MSTManos | Sorry. I need some Robitussin. | |
| TheCambot | heh. | |
| KatieResh | Cam's gonna pull a Lodovik | |
| *** KatieResh is now known as Sentroid99 | ||
| Sentroid99 | <Cam> Hi this is Katie now.... | |
| Sentroid99 | <Cam> Aand.... | |
| Sentroid99 | <Cam> This is Cam now! | |
| TheCambot | *coughPaulIsADeadMancough* | |
| DarkonZero | I am not.... | |
| TheCambot | She won't be on while I'm on. | |
| TheCambot | Wait... | |
| Sentroid99 | *coughPaulIsTheWalruscough* | |
| DarkonZero | How did you know my name is Paul. | |
| Sentroid99 | that sucks even more, Cam | |
| TheCambot | She will...but, she'll be in another window. | |
| TheCambot | I know all, DZ. | |
| Timmyling | Ho hum. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...my name isn't Paul. | |
| TheCambot | See, that's the problem. If I tell her how to get here, she'll come any time. | |
| Sentroid99 | Still... If it weren't for my horse. I wouldn't have spent that year in college. | |
| DarkonZero | So.... | |
| TheCambot | And I can't even begin to trist you all when I'm not here. | |
| TheCambot | Trist? | |
| TheCambot | Trust. | |
| DarkonZero | You can trist us. | |
| Timmyling | That's good. I'm on most of the time. | |
| Sentroid99 | Triscut? | |
| Timmyling | Tidbit? | |
| DarkonZero | I am very tristful. | |
| MSTManos | You better pray that she comes here sometime during September, Cam. | |
| TheCambot | Why September? | |
| Sentroid99 | LOL | |
| DarkonZero | Or we'll mark you as a liar! | |
| MSTManos | Because I'm most likely NOT going to be in #deep13 | |
| Sentroid99 | Anyone watching the Daily SHow? | |
| TheCambot | That's not fair! | |
| Sentroid99 | what? what? | |
| Sentroid99 | where you going, Manos? | |
| MSTManos | School. | |
| DarkonZero | And.... | |
| MSTManos | I'll only be here on weekends. | |
| Sentroid99 | ouch | |
| Timmyling | No thanks, Sent. Jon Stewart is basically made up of Jew jokes waiting to happen. | |
| DarkonZero | That's no prob. | |
| TheCambot | Alright, chances are high. She said today that she e-mailed me last week, but I didn't get it. So she said she'd e-mail me again. If she does that, I can casually say, "Oh, do you have either IRC or Java? Drop in some time at..." | |
| Sentroid99 | Lewis Black is on now | |
| TheCambot | Lewis Black! | |
| TheCambot | I think he's funny. | |
| Sentroid99 | yup | |
| Sentroid99 | He's talking about some race where guys pick up pigs | |
| TheCambot | Jon Stewart strikes me funny off the Daily Show. His book is damn funny. | |
| TheCambot | On the show I think he's kinda weak. | |
| TheCambot | Especially in interviews. He's just not a funny interviewer. | |
| Timmyling | Jon Stewart strikes me funny when I can't see or hear him. | |
| Sentroid99 | Speaking of Jon Stewart.... would it be alright with the almighty TheCambot if I were to recommend.... The Faculty as an MSTapes option? | |
| MSTManos | Hehe. | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| TheCambot | Sounds alright. I haven't seen it. | |
| Sentroid99 | oh, ok | |
| *** CallipyG has joined #Deep13 | ||
| TheCambot | Heh. | |
| Sentroid99 | Well it's not a comedy | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o CallipyG | ||
| MSTManos | Hey there, CG. | |
| DarkonZero | CG.....HEY! | |
| Sentroid99 | It didn't strike me as funny at all... | |
| TheCambot | And it's supposedly very bad. | |
| TheCambot | Hey Cal. | |
| Sentroid99 | And Elijah Wood's in it | |
| TheCambot | Yep. | |
| CallipyG | hey! | |
| CallipyG | which one of you is the Canadian? | |
| DarkonZero | None of us. | |
| TheCambot | And Jon Stewart's in it too, right? | |
| *** MSTManos is now known as helada | ||
| TheCambot | Someone who just left a bit ago was. | |
| helada | I'm the canadian | |
| TheCambot | Hey! It's back! | |
| Sentroid99 | hey-lada! | |
| helada | ice cream is icky | |
| DarkonZero | The Canadian who thinks gitals are cool. | |
| DarkonZero | DARNIT! | |
| helada | genitals are cool | |
| TheCambot | Did you know Canadians like the taste of genitals, but can't eat them because they're fattening and make their tummies hurt? | |
| helada | TheCambot isn't | |
| Timmyling | And that ice cream makes her "tummy hurt." | |
| Sentroid99 | <TheCambot> <TheCambot> So helada, you're saying that you keep your private places refrigerated at all times? | |
| Sentroid99 | <TheCambot> <helada> I like it but can't eat it | |
| helada | byebye | |
| helada | gotta get back to canada | |
| Sentroid99 | uh. bye | |
| Sentroid99 | k | |
| helada | nice talking to you | |
| *** helada has left #deep13 | ||
| Sentroid99 | ok | |
| *** MSTManos has joined #deep13 | ||
| CallipyG | So, are you guys racist, or was this guy a Canadian pervert? | |
| Sentroid99 | This guy's werider than omega. | |
| TheCambot | Uh... | |
| MSTManos | What?? | |
| TheCambot | First off, I'm pretty sure it wa s a girl. | |
| CallipyG | Ok then... | |
| Sentroid99 | I'm pretty sure she's blonde | |
| DarkonZero | CG....when is being Canadian a race? | |
| MSTManos | Uh... | |
| CallipyG | <CallipyG> So, are you guys racist, or was this chick a Canadian pervert? | |
| TheCambot | Second off, there was nothing perverted about her, expept the genitalia-munching. | |
| MSTManos | Should I say... | |
| Timmyling | Heehee. | |
| MSTManos | Yippee! | |
| MSTManos | Or... | |
| MSTManos | Figures. | |
| MSTManos | ? | |
| Sentroid99 | say ? | |
| TheCambot | "...and women will be the ultimate race!" --Some actual movie, a serious one. | |
| DarkonZero | We gots to get her back. | |
| CallipyG | DZ: if you discriminate against Canadians, you're a racist. | |
| MSTManos | Why? | |
| TheCambot | That's my favorite bad dialogue ever. | |
| MSTManos | Oh. | |
| Sentroid99 | We should hook her up with omega | |
| MSTManos | Eww. | |
| Timmyling | Canadians aren't an ethnic group, CG. | |
| MSTManos | The magic that might evolve... | |
| TheCambot | Hook me up with Katie.' | |
| *** CallipyG changes topic to '<TheCambot> Second off, there was nothing perverted about her, expept the genitalia-munching.' | ||
| DarkonZero | Well....I personally like Canada...never been there but I got relatives there. | |
| CallipyG | No, they aren't an ethnic group | |
| MSTManos | <omega> hey guys i had shex with geladah | |
| CallipyG | But they are a group (of people) | |
| Sentroid99 | HEY! Don't change my omega homepage topic! | |
| CallipyG | Uh, there was no topic | |
| Sentroid99 | Manos: HA! | |
| Sentroid99 | Yes there was | |
| MSTManos | Especially with a quote from Cam! | |
| DarkonZero | Sent...no there wasn't. | |
| Timmyling | So how can you be racist against a group of people that are only connected by a name? | |
| TheCambot | Shut up, you. | |
| Sentroid99 | Bob pasted stuff I pasted from omega's homepage | |
| MSTManos | Excuse me. | |
| CallipyG | Timmyling... because it's ignorant and stereotypical | |
| CallipyG | Well, paste it back | |
| MSTManos | 3,0*** Topic is 'Why the hell is omega's homepage a Romanian loveline? "I'm surrounded by people, yet I'm so alone... " "Come to the top of the moutain of love!" ' | |
| CallipyG | I had no topic over here | |
| TheCambot | Yeah, Ling! At least the Canadians are better than the damn Mexicans! | |
| Sentroid99 | I can't we did that ages ago | |
| Sentroid99 | ah, there | |
| *** Sentroid99 changes topic to 'Why the hell is omega's homepage a Romanian loveline? "I'm surrounded by people, yet I'm so alone... " "Come to the top of the moutain of love!"' | ||
| TheCambot | Well...I'm retiring for the evening. | |
| *** Sentroid99 changes topic to 'Why the hell is omega's homepage a Romanian loveline? "I'm surrounded by people, yet I'm so alone... " "Come to the top of the mountain of love!"' | ||
| DarkonZero | Later Cam. | |
| Timmyling | Stereotypical? Explain to me how saying "Canadians are so dumb" is stereotypical? | |
| Timmyling | ? to . | |
| MSTManos | Bye Cam. | |
| Timmyling | Bye Cam. | |
| TheCambot | Bye Cam. | |
| *** TheCambot has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| MSTManos | Yipee. | |
| CallipyG | Because you haven't met every Canadian, in fact you havent met a tiny fraction of Canadians | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| * MSTManos gets so excited, he jumps out the glass window! | ||
| [MSTManos SOUND] | ||
| Timmyling | But that doesn't mean that you can't say "Canadians are dumb" on the basis that it's racist. | |
| CallipyG | <Timmyling> So how can you be racist against a group of people that are only connected by a name? | |
| CallipyG | Because YOU are connecting them by more than a name | |
| CallipyG | you're connecting them by their intelligence | |
| DarkonZero | CG...I met Canadians.....they come to Vegas.....they are nice folk.....we jut say stuff in god fun. | |
| DarkonZero | god to good. | |
| Sentroid99 | hey! That other omega's on again | |
| Sentroid99 | omega is ~pirch@SanDiego4-6.SanDiego.Access1.net * pirch | |
| Sentroid99 | omega using Denver.CO.US.StarLink.Org id Communications StarLink IRC Server | |
| Sentroid99 | omega End of /WHOIS list. | |
| DarkonZero | GET HIM! | |
| CallipyG | i know, DZ, i'm just proving that it is indeed racist | |
| Timmyling | But how is that racist? | |
| DarkonZero | Everyone makes fun of the French (I being one) and they don't care. | |
| Timmyling | How is saying "Canadians are dumb" racist? | |
| CallipyG | Timmyling: would you say that "All blacks are dumb" is racist? | |
| DarkonZero | Canadians make fun of us.......do we care? | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| Sentroid99 | <Sentroid91> I still want to hurt the French. --(MSTapes: The Fifth Element) | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...sometimes. | |
| Timmyling | Yes, because African Americans are an ethnic group. | |
| DarkonZero | Racism goes with ethnis groups. | |
| Timmyling | Almost everyone in the world have taken a stab at Americans, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | ethnis to ethnic | |
| CallipyG | Timmyling: | |
| Timmyling | Yes? | |
| *** Sentroid99 is now known as omega1 | ||
| CallipyG | Race (n) 1. a group of people related by common descent | |
| *** omega1 is now known as Sentroid99 | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok...... | |
| DarkonZero | This is getting weird. | |
| Timmyling | Are Canadians related by a common descent? | |
| CallipyG | 2. A classification of human beings based on physical characteristics or genetic markers. | |
| CallipyG | let me finish, please | |
| Timmyling | Okey... | |
| CallipyG | 3. A people united by common history, language, etc, | |
| Timmyling | None of that applies to Canadians, CG. | |
| MSTManos | So... what's going on here? Did the KKK invade us? | |
| CallipyG | 4. Any group of people, animals, or plants having common characteristics | |
| Timmyling | ... | |
| CallipyG | (thats all) | |
| Timmyling | Again, that doesn't apply to Canadians. | |
| MSTManos | True. | |
| CallipyG | yes, i'd say that definition #3 and certainly definition #4 applies to Canadians. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.....not all Canadians look the same or speak the same. of have the same history. | |
| CallipyG | but they are all Canadians | |
| MSTManos | True. | |
| Timmyling | If someone moved to Canada, they wouldn't be associated by any of 3 or 4. And it has been proven that people move to Canada. | |
| MSTManos | CG, may I ask something? | |
| CallipyG | yes they would... they'd share citizenship with every other Canadian | |
| Timmyling | 4 is extremely broad, CG. | |
| CallipyG | besides, people who move to Canada arent necessarily Canadians | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....scratch this subject...it's getting nowhere. | |
| CallipyG | yeah, it is | |
| MSTManos | CG?? | |
| CallipyG | yes Manos, go ahead | |
| Sentroid99 | You guys: Fake omega just made a fake #omega | |
| DarkonZero | Well......Canadians come from French, English, American and other places too...... | |
| CallipyG | "Race" is sometimes a very broad, generalized term | |
| CallipyG | and therefore, so is "Racism" | |
| Timmyling | I really couldn't care less, Seny. | |
| Timmyling | Sent. | |
| Timmyling | There is a difference between Race and Racism, CG. | |
| DarkonZero | It's sounds like you are saying they were all isolated at a time in history and nver knew of the other countries. | |
| CallipyG | hmm. | |
| Timmyling | If Fish is a broad and generalized term, that doesn't make Fishing a very broad and generalized term. | |
| CallipyG | Racism (n) a belief that one's own race is superior | |
| CallipyG | Yes it does, Timmyling | |
| CallipyG | Fishing could refer to going out for any type of fish | |
| Timmyling | And how does it, CG? | |
| CallipyG | to specify, you have to say something like "bass fishing" or "trout fishing" | |
| Timmyling | You just proved yourself wrong, CG. If Racism such a broad and generalized term, then why is there a single definition for it? | |
| CallipyG | Racism isn't broad and generalized in and of itself, but the "race" in its definition is. | |
| *** MSTManos has quit IRC (Ping timeout for MSTManos[p119.netwood.net]) | ||
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| ManosMan | Back to my question... | |
| Timmyling | <CallipyG> "Race" is sometimes a very broad, generalized term <CallipyG> and therefore, so is "Racism" | |
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| ManosMan | CG... | |
| CallipyG | OK, scratch that last statement | |
| Sentroid99 | !spy on #omega | |
| alpha | 13,1Now spying on #omega. Type !s to say something, !m to perfom an action, !nlist to list the people in the other channel, !topic to view the topic, and !mode to view the mode. | |
| Timmyling | Sent, not funny. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...contradiction is now surfacing. | |
| Timmyling | I don't care. | |
| ManosMan | Answer the question I asked you, or else this goes nowhere. | |
| Sentroid99 | !s hello | |
| alpha | hello 13sent to #omega. | |
| alpha | 3*** ManosMan has joined #omega. | |
| Sentroid99 | whoops wrong #omega | |
| Sentroid99 | !spy off | |
| alpha | 13,1No longer spying on #omega. | |
| Sentroid99 | !spy on #omega. | |
| alpha | 13,1Now spying on #omega.. Type !s to say something, !m to perfom an action, !nlist to list the people in the other channel, !topic to view the topic, and !mode to view the mode. | |
| CallipyG | But still, I stand by my previous statement about Canadians | |
| alpha | 3*** alpha has left #omega.. | |
| Sentroid99 | darn, he left | |
| ManosMan | n/m | |
| Sentroid99 | !spy off | |
| alpha | 13,1No longer spying on #omega.. | |
| ManosMan | Damn connection. | |
| CallipyG | What question is it, Manos? | |
| Timmyling | Which brings us back to the point, why is saying "Canadians are dumb" a racist term? | |
| *** alpha is now known as S9-Sentry | ||
| ManosMan | The one I asked you before I d/c'ed | |
| Sentroid99 | @quote | |
| S9-Sentry | 12S9=QUOTER: 4,3"I must stop Christmas from coming. But how?" (The Grinch That Stole Christmas) | |
| Sentroid99 | ooh colors! | |
| Sentroid99 | @quote | |
| ManosMan | Unless it never came through. | |
| Timmyling | Stop it, Sent. | |
| S9-Sentry | 12S9=QUOTER: 4,6"I'm trying to find a secret passage. But be careful, we might encounter a Nazi. Or even a mummy!" --John Lithgow (3rd Rock From the Sun) | |
| CallipyG | Because Canadians can be considered a race | |
| Timmyling | How? | |
| [Sentroid99 SOUND] | ||
| CallipyG | by definitions 3 and 4 | |
| Timmyling | There are only connected by a simple name. Not by history, not by characteristic, not by race. | |
| Timmyling | characteristics. | |
| CallipyG | First of all, define Canadian | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....let us stop messing with the French. | |
| DarkonZero | And the Swedes. | |
| CallipyG | Someone who has ancestry in Canada? Someone who was born in Canada? Someone who simply lives there? | |
| DarkonZero | And the Romanians. | |
| Timmyling | A person legally living in the borders of Canada. | |
| ManosMan | No! | |
| ManosMan | Not the Romanians! | |
| Sentroid99 | "Your country's just a giant piece of...." | |
| DarkonZero | Okay......we'll keep the Romanians. | |
| CallipyG | Alright, they share the common characteristic of Canadian citizenship | |
| [Sentroid99 SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid99 | This should be the Canadian Anthem | |
| Sentroid99 | it's FUNNT | |
| Timmyling | But how is Canadians a race? They're not connected by geneaology, features, or anything like that. The only thing they really have in common is a political status. | |
| DarkonZero | Us....America will be the only butt of every joke in the world. | |
| Timmyling | are. | |
| CallipyG | So> | |
| CallipyG | So? | |
| CallipyG | still makes them a race. | |
| Sentroid99 | So> | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...... | |
| Sentroid99 | Si>> | |
| CallipyG | Have you ever heard the term "human race"? | |
| Sentroid99 | Su>>< | |
| Timmyling | Yes. | |
| Sentroid99 | Se<>>< | |
| CallipyG | Well, what do you and I have in common that both make us part of the human race? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....we are racist...let us stop our evil ways. | |
| Timmyling | "Human" is the name a species. It is not the name of the types of humans. | |
| Sentroid99 | You should have this talk with Marge Schott, Callip. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| * DarkonZero : 6,1 something 6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| CallipyG | So what? | |
| [Sentroid99 SOUND] | ||
| CallipyG | <CallipyG> 4. Any group of people, animals, or plants having common characteristics | |
| Timmyling | That term is too broad to be very much relevant, CG. | |
| CallipyG | Are you trying to change the definition of "race"? | |
| Timmyling | No. | |
| CallipyG | Of course it's relevant | |
| Sentroid99 | We're trying to change the definition of Canada | |
| Timmyling | I'm trying to say that people in Canada are not part of the "Canadian race." | |
| ManosMan | Okay, let's get this straight... | |
| CallipyG | Manos, you never asked me a question | |
| Timmyling | And therfore, saying that "Canadians are dumb" is not racist. | |
| ManosMan | No, it's not that, | |
| ManosMan | Canadians are a minority group. | |
| ManosMan | There. I said it. | |
| [Sentroid99 SOUND] | ||
| ManosMan | Now can we put this to rest? Or is there more I have to describe? | |
| Sentroid99 | Go back to riffing Drac | |
| ManosMan | Waah. | |
| Sentroid99 | @kill $parm- omega's Dracula | |
| * S9-Sentry hits omega's Dracula with a freakin' hammer. | ||
| CallipyG | Was Hitler a racist, Timmyling? | |
| CallipyG | In your opinion | |
| ManosMan | Ha! | |
| Sentroid99 | hmm.. I think his nose just fell off | |
| Timmyling | Yes. He considered himself superior to the ethnic group of the Jewish. | |
| CallipyG | No one has ever been converted to Judaism? | |
| Timmyling | What does that have to do with my statement? | |
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| DarkonZero | I wish I wasn't though. | |
| Sentroid99 | @kill $parm- omega's Dracula | |
| * S9-Sentry uses his Cerebral Bore and watches as it drills out omega's Dracula's brain and then explodes. | ||
| CallipyG | What makes them an ethnic group? All that connects them is their religion. | |
| Sentroid99 | @kill $parm- omega's Dracula | |
| * S9-Sentry turns into the Old Navy Lady and haunts omega's Dracula with Cargo Pants. | ||
| Sentroid99 | gah! now you can't see him | |
| Sentroid99 | @kill $parm- omega's Dracula | |
| * S9-Sentry shoots omega's Dracula with a disintegrator gun. | ||
| Sentroid99 | @kill $parm- omega's Dracula | |
| * S9-Sentry pushes omega's Dracula into a tub of water and drops a toaster into the tub. | ||
| Sentroid99 | @kill $parm- omega's Dracula | |
| * S9-Sentry uses his Cerebral Bore and watches as it drills out omega's Dracula's brain and then explodes. | ||
| Timmyling | Alright, care too look up "ethnic group," CG? | |
| CallipyG | I'm pretty sure that people can convert to Judaism | |
| Sentroid99 | @kill $parm- omega's Dracula | |
| * S9-Sentry pushes a button and watches as omega's Dracula falls back in the chair and is very badly burned. | ||
| Sentroid99 | uh-oh. | |
| Timmyling | I never said that people couldn't. In fact, I asked you how that was relevant to my statement. | |
| Sentroid99 | He's stuck in the hole | |
| Sentroid99 | @kill $parm- omega's Dracula | |
| * S9-Sentry hits omega's Dracula with a freakin' hammer. | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh......later guys......tell me how this ends tomorrow or something......I gotta go. | |
| Sentroid99 | @kill $parm- omega's Dracula | |
| * S9-Sentry puts a Mickey Mouse costume on omega's Dracula. | ||
| * Sentroid99 cracks up | ||
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Aug 25 20:58:22 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Aug 25 21:49:05 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<CelineDion> AAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! TITANIC!!!!! AHHAHAHAAAHHHHHH!!!!!' | ||
| *** Set by CelineDion on Wed Aug 25 21:13:06 | ||
| -Joel- 13,1Hi, DarkonZero. I am currently spying on #omega.. Type !s to say something, !m to perfom an action, and !nlist to list the people in #omega.. | ||
| DarkonZero | Should I ask? | |
| * DeRaptor puts Crow to bed. | ||
| *** CrowTRobot has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DeRaptor | The rest are Sents. | |
| BobDylan | heeeh | |
| DarkonZero | I know.....but should I ask? | |
| BobDylan | *** DeRaptor was kicked by MikeNelson (MikeNelson) | |
| BobDylan | *** PearlF is now known as BobDylan | |
| BobDylan | * DeRaptor grumbles. | |
| BobDylan | <BobDylan> How dooes eet feel? | |
| DeRaptor | Shut up. | |
| MikeNelson | here, hows this.... | |
| DarkonZero | How me? | |
| DeRaptor | And don't start singing Blue Monday at me. | |
| DarkonZero | Or Who me? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| *** ProfBobo was kicked by MikeNelson (12«9» 1L4o1G4i1C4a1L I4r1C) | ||
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| DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
| *** TomJServo was kicked by MikeNelson (12Script Hacking) | ||
| *** DeRaptor sets mode: -b *!*@cc434209-a.avnl1.nj.home.com | ||
| MikeNelson | 12,1Kickachu Go! | |
| MikeNelson | 12,1Kickachu, kick attack on Torgo! | |
| *** Torgo was kicked by MikeNelson (Kicka, Kicka KICKACHU! (kick 14)) | ||
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| *** TVsFrank was kicked by MikeNelson (SHADDUP! (Kick #16) PokéTech) | ||
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| DarkonZero | And I thought it was gonna be good..... | |
| *** Joel was kicked by MikeNelson (Swearing - (Kick #17) PokéTech) | ||
| * DeRaptor hides. | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh...BTW, how did the convo betwwen CG and ling end? | |
| *** Scratch has left #Deep13 | ||
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| MikeNelson | I dunno | |
| MikeNelson | 4,1Banchu, GO! | |
| MikeNelson | 4,1Banchu, ban attack on Torgo! | |
| *** MikeNelson sets mode: +b *!*@cc434209-a.avnl1.nj.home.com | ||
| *** Torgo was kicked by MikeNelson (Banchu, Ban, Ban, Banchu! (kick 15)) | ||
| MSTManos | I'm back... | |
| DarkonZero | MANOS | |
| MikeNelson | 4,1Banchu, GO! | |
| MikeNelson | 4,1Banchu, ban attack on TVsFrank! | |
| *** TVsFrank was kicked by MikeNelson (Banchu, Ban, Ban, Banchu! (kick 15)) | ||
| DarkonZero | INVISIBLE AS EVER! | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| *** MikeNelson sets mode: -b *!*@cc434209-a.avnl1.nj.home.com | ||
| *** MikeNelson sets mode: -b *!*@24.8.56.59 | ||
| MSTManos | I'm singing down at #omega. | |
| MSTManos | Well... I WAS singing. | |
| DeRaptor | heheh. | |
| *** BobDylan was kicked by Mars (kick sent by MikeNelson (12How does it feel?..... Like a rulling stunne! 1L4o1G4i1C4a1L I4r1C )) | ||
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| DarkonZero | Why am I stuck with Manos being invisible? Am I just lame or what? | |
| *** BobDylan was kicked by MikeNelson (Racist Kick - (Kick #19) PokéTech) | ||
| *** BobDylan has joined #Deep13 | ||
| MikeNelson | Gah! | |
| *** Timmyling has joined #Deep13 | ||
| MikeNelson | the clones keep coming back! | |
| DeRaptor | wb 'ling. | |
| DarkonZero | Ling.... | |
| Timmyling | Are we cool? | |
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| Timmyling | Dammit! | |
| DeRaptor | It's beginning to die down...sorta. | |
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| *** Timmyling has quit IRC (Timmyling) | ||
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| MSTManos | No... | |
| DeRaptor | Or not. | |
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| DeRaptor | AAAAAAAH! | |
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| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| MikeNelson | kill them all! | |
| DeRaptor | Sentroid, you are EVIL! | |
| * MikeNelson patrols the streets of #Deep13 with the Gustapo | ||
| * MikeNelson spots DrF | ||
| * MikeNelson drags DrF into the concentration camp and... | ||
| *** DrF was kicked by MikeNelson (NAZI KICK - (Kick #20) MegaScript) | ||
| *** DrF has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * MikeNelson begins to glow with an eerie, purple hue. MikeNelson begins to mutter words no one can quite understand. MikeNelson start to spew a mistic smoke through their eyes and nose. MikeNelson throws a ball of energy at DrF | ||
| *** DrF was kicked by MikeNelson (Mistic Smoke is Deadly (Kick #21) MegaScript) | ||
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| DarkonZero | Ok......time to tlak again from outide. | |
| *** FrankS was kicked by MikeNelson (DUMBASS (Kick #22) MegaScript) | ||
| *** FrankS has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | outside even. | |
| DarkonZero | and talk too. | |
| *** DrF was kicked by MikeNelson (duh (Kick #23) MegaScript) | ||
| *** DrF has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Or soemthing. | |
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| DarkonZero | Is this a time to kill Sent or what? | |
| * MikeNelson 12-=A 15*ShutUp Kick*12 Has Been -=Placed On=- 4 DrF! 1L4o1G4i1C4a1L I4r1C | ||
| * DeRaptor opens #DeathToSciFi | ||
| Torgo | dd | |
| DrE | dd | |
| DarkonZero | I would like to do this peacefully... | |
| TVsFrank | dd | |
| DrF | dd | |
| DrF | BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH | |
| * DeRaptor hides there. | ||
| *** MikeNelson is now known as Sentroid99 | ||
| Sentroid99 | !gray on DrF | |
| TomJServo | 3Gamera Ray enabled...anyone who says "Gamera" will kick DrF so I have only one question: What was the name of episode #302? | |
| Gypsy | 3Gamera Ray enabled...anyone who says "Gamera" will kick DrF so I have only one question: What was the name of episode #302? | |
| Joel | 3Gamera Ray enabled...anyone who says "Gamera" will kick DrF so I have only one question: What was the name of episode #302? | |
| Sentroid99 | Gamera! | |
| Sentroid99 | d'oh! | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Gypsy | ||
| Sentroid99 | Gamera | |
| *** DrF was kicked by Gypsy (3(Gamera is really neat!)) | ||
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| Sentroid99 | Gamera | |
| *** DrF was kicked by Gypsy (3(Gamera is really neat!)) | ||
| *** DrF has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Sentroid99 | stop coming back! | |
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| *** Mars changes topic to 'Yes, I did change the topic. ' | ||
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| Sentroid99 | whoops | |
| DeRaptor | tsk, tsk. | |
| * DeRaptor looks at Mars. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok..... | |
| * DeRaptor screams. | ||
| DeRaptor | It...it's alive! | |
| *** Sentroid99 has left #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | I gots me a headache. | |
| *** Mars changes topic to 'Yes, I am, DeRaptor... and I am going to kill you ' | ||
| *** Mars changes topic to 'Yes, I am, DeRaptor... and I am going to kill you....... later ' | ||
| DeRaptor | waaaaaaah! | |
| *** Sentroid99 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor hides under the couch. | ||
| Sentroid99 | gah, dumb button | |
| Sentroid99 | what? what? | |
| DeRaptor | waiiitaminute... | |
| *** Mars changes topic to 'Yes, I am, DeRaptor... and I am going to kill you....... later first I shall kill DarkonZero..... in just a moment.... ' | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Sentroid99 | ?!?!? | |
| *** Mars changes topic to 'Wait...I think Sentroid would be better to kill. ' | ||
| *** Mars changes topic to 'NO! ME LUFE SENTROID! ' | ||
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| MSTManos | Hehe. | |
| MSTManos | I was singing down at #omega again. | |
| DarkonZero | If I puke.....I blame Sent. | |
| *** Mars changes topic to 'But...his blood! I must have it! Oh, the dilemma! ' | ||
| Sentroid99 | uh, ok... HEY! | |
| MSTManos | Ahem. | |
| MSTManos | I was singing down at #omega again. | |
| DeRaptor | good for you. | |
| *** Mars changes topic to 'He has no blood, dummyhead. ' | ||
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| MSTManos | (I live for attention. I must be from L.A.) | |
| Sentroid99 | Escape From L.A. | |
| Sentroid99 | now i'm boreded again... and I have to go now. | |
| MSTManos | Try singing karaoke down at #omega. | |
| MSTManos | It's fun. | |
| DarkonZero | Your boardered? | |
| MSTManos | Bye, Sent. | |
| Sentroid99 | bye now | |
| DeRaptor | adios, 'troid. | |
| * Sentroid99 poofs from the room | ||
| MSTManos | Bored and red. Hmm. | |
| *** Sentroid99 has quit IRC (Don't forget to see Dracula: Pink, and Loving It!..... http://mstiegate.cjb.net) | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| *** Sentroid99 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Sentroid99 | btw: didja see that? | |
| DarkonZero | I hate the Drac thing now. | |
| MSTManos | Yes. Now leave. | |
| Sentroid99 | ok, buh bye | |
| DarkonZero | It's been over done. | |
| *** Sentroid99 has quit IRC (We'll leave the light on for ya..... http://mstiegate.cjb.net) | ||
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| MSTManos | Well... I guess we better find another omega-approved image to riff. | |
| Timmyling | Hmm. | |
| MSTManos | wb, 'ling | |
| Timmyling | Tanks. | |
| Timmyling | Did he leave, or is he banned? | |
| MSTManos | Who? | |
| DarkonZero | He left. | |
| Timmyling | Good. | |
| Timmyling | Sent, Manos. | |
| MSTManos | It's karaoke night at #omega's. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.....did we riff his family enough? | |
| MSTManos | How about his big brother? | |
| MSTManos | Apparently, the fun of Omega Bash Fest '99 is wearing down. How sad. | |
| * MSTManos sobs. | ||
| DarkonZero | Unless he comes back. | |
| * MSTManos cries. | ||
| Timmyling | And with good reason, Manos. | |
| * MSTManos flies out the glass window. | ||
| DarkonZero | We'll find a replacement. | |
| [MSTManos SOUND] | ||
| Timmyling | Yeah. | |
| Timmyling | We always manage to. | |
| DarkonZero | We found that Canadian. | |
| DarkonZero | BTW...how did that convo end, ling? | |
| Timmyling | We agreed to disagree. | |
| Timmyling | Sigh. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| * DeRaptor eyes the cut lines on her red empire toys bowling pin. | ||
| MSTManos | So... | |
| MSTManos | What now? | |
| Timmyling | Me? | |
| * DeRaptor wants to build Crow. | ||
| MSTManos | We've done everything possible today. | |
| Timmyling | I wanna build Timmy...De, how much would you hypothetically take for that bowling pin? | |
| DarkonZero | De.......build him and ente him in Battle Bots...... | |
| DarkonZero | ente to enter. | |
| Timmyling | Or is it for sale? | |
| MSTManos | We riffed on that "Dracula" pic... we debated... we had a bunch of Sent-approved clones of MST characters... we've killed each other. | |
| DeRaptor | Well, I've got a couple other bowling pins... | |
| MSTManos | What now??? | |
| Timmyling | ! | |
| DeRaptor | they're the kind with the hole in the end, though. | |
| DeRaptor | I'd conceivably give them up for a part or some eps. | |
| Timmyling | I see.... | |
| Timmyling | Or money? | |
| Timmyling | Everybody loves money. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmm. You've got a lot of cash lying around, don't you, Mr. bid-on-props-on-ebay? | |
| MSTManos | 3,0$$$ | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| DeRaptor | hmm. I guess money can buy eps and parts. | |
| DarkonZero | Money is a pain in the keister. | |
| DeRaptor | Heck, 'ling, there's people who sell better pins. | |
| MSTManos | Money is NOT the root of all evil, dammit! | |
| Timmyling | Well, it's pretty rare to find them, De. | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah... | |
| DeRaptor | Although these hole-ended pins must be pretty common, seeing as they're the only part I've found myself. | |
| * DarkonZero remembers the days when he had all those bowling pins that they used for Crow..... | ||
| DarkonZero | I wasa wee kiddie. | |
| Timmyling | I think I had an entire set of them once. | |
| Timmyling | All 10. | |
| DeRaptor | heheh...remember if they had the crown or the e? | |
| DarkonZero | As did I..... | |
| Timmyling | No. | |
| Timmyling | I was also a wee lass. | |
| DeRaptor | ...lass? | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| Timmyling | Lass?!? | |
| Timmyling | Oops! | |
| Timmyling | Laddie. | |
| Timmyling | Laddie! | |
| DeRaptor | heehee! | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-huh, | |
| DarkonZero | No you correct yourself. | |
| Timmyling | I need to bone up on my Irish accent. | |
| DarkonZero | Typing sjkills getting worse/ | |
| DarkonZero | DH1 | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...pooh, | |
| Timmyling | I'm kind of ashamed, because I am Irish... | |
| DarkonZero | I am Asian-American. | |
| DeRaptor | I'm...um...a mutt. yeah. | |
| MSTManos | Guatemalan-American | |
| MSTManos | I already mentioned that way back when, though. | |
| DeRaptor | Well, a caucasian-type-looking mutt. Hmm. | |
| DeRaptor | Yep. | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| DeRaptor | Although I like being a dromaeosaur better. | |
| Timmyling | An Irish robot...that's an idea... | |
| Timmyling | *writes that down with the "Bionic Frenchman" idea* | |
| DeRaptor | heehee | |
| DarkonZero | I'm a Filipino-American something-or-other. | |
| * DeRaptor has a pen that looks like a snake. | ||
| MSTManos | Race. Proud to be a part of #deep13. | |
| MSTManos | Quote that. | |
| Timmyling | I used to have a pen shaped like a fish. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if "MSTie" is a race by CallipyG's definition. | ||
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| * DarkonZero wishes he got his guitar fixed. | ||
| DarkonZero | The day I bought the thing from a friend....I broke a string on it... | |
| DeRaptor | eep... | |
| MSTManos | MSTie... isn't that a minority ethnic group? | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah....and Manos....not again. | |
| DeRaptor | Unfortunate that it's a minority... | |
| DarkonZero | CG may come back. | |
| DeRaptor | eep!!! | |
| DarkonZero | That was a long and enduring chat there.....and I left. | |
| MSTManos | I was doing a lot of ethnicity stuff in high school last year. I should know what I'm talking about. | |
| DeRaptor | Stupid English language anyways. | |
| MSTManos | Of course, that was LAST year, so... | |
| MSTManos | If I say something stupid... it's my head'd fault. | |
| MSTManos | Damn. | |
| Timmyling | I think a MSTie is an ethnic minority race group. | |
| Timmyling | Or something like that. | |
| MSTManos | head'd = head's | |
| DeRaptor | Hmm. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Timmyling | Or maybe I don't know what I'm talking about. | |
| *** DarkonZero is now known as MrSpock | ||
| Timmyling | Or maybe I should just shut up. | |
| MrSpock | Fascinating | |
| *** MrSpock is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| Timmyling | You forgot ", Captain." | |
| *** Timmyling is now known as MrSpock | ||
| DarkonZero | So.... | |
| DeRaptor | Isn't a MSTie an ostracized fringe cult group of remarkably intelligent folks who go around commenting humorously on everything they see? | |
| MrSpock | Fascinating, captain. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not a Trekkie! | |
| *** MrSpock is now known as Timmyling | ||
| Timmyling | I'm not either. | |
| MSTManos | Hit it right on the spot, De. | |
| Timmyling | Yup. | |
| MSTManos | Now, let's discuss the California MSTie... | |
| * DeRaptor grins widely, showing pointyteeth. | ||
| DarkonZero | De....not all are intelligent...remember. | |
| MSTManos | A near-extinct species. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, yes, the most ostracized and loneliest of all. | |
| DarkonZero | Only a select few. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh yeah...Qrow. | |
| DeRaptor | Well, a lot of them at least. | |
| MSTManos | Some MSTies like South Park. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmm. True. | |
| DeRaptor | Cam. | |
| Timmyling | DK. | |
| * DeRaptor sets up a "Save the Californian MSTie Fund" | ||
| * DeRaptor starts rakin' in the bucks. heehee. | ||
| Timmyling | What about the Pennsylvanian MSTie? | |
| MSTManos | There's lots of those. | |
| MSTManos | We're the ones in need, here! | |
| DarkonZero | And the Nevada MSTIe? | |
| * DeRaptor wonders what Sent would have to say about certain Californian pseudo-MSties. | ||
| MSTManos | Hmm. | |
| MSTManos | I just remembered something, De. | |
| DeRaptor | Probably a subspecies of the California MSTie. They have geographically similar ranges...or something. | |
| DeRaptor | whassat, Manos? | |
| MSTManos | Have you seen the MSTies Anonymous roster? Of the U.S.A. members, the most are in California. | |
| MSTManos | Weird. | |
| DeRaptor | Huh...sayyyyyyy | |
| * DeRaptor thinks CONVENTION!!!! | ||
| Timmyling | But that's because CA is a big state. | |
| MSTManos | Now, I have only this to ask... | |
| MSTManos | WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY??? | |
| DarkonZero | .....heh. | |
| Timmyling | They're spread out. | |
| DeRaptor | Must be. | |
| MSTManos | One in each county, perhaps. | |
| DarkonZero | Who was the first MSTie...ooooo? | |
| DeRaptor | Cuz the only time I saw one was when I was in Santa Barbara looking at the college. | |
| DeRaptor | Guy had a poster and a Tom Servo head. | |
| MSTManos | Cool. | |
| DeRaptor | I also saw evidence of the den of a female, who had pictures printed out on her door. | |
| MSTManos | I have a friend who CLAIMS to be a MSTie. | |
| DeRaptor | Hmm...can they be trusted? | |
| MSTManos | But he asked me about the final ep... | |
| MSTManos | "Are you gonna tape that?" | |
| Timmyling | Ick. | |
| MSTManos | So, I'm certain he can't be a MSTie. | |
| DeRaptor | Sounds like..."are you gonna eat that?" | |
| MSTManos | Plus, he's not in the info club, and he never knew MST moved to the Sci-Fi Channel. | |
| MSTManos | ... | |
| DeRaptor | Hmph. | |
| DeRaptor | Idle fans do the Hammers work. | |
| DeRaptor | Why did I just say that? | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | We don't know.... | |
| MSTManos | Never come to L.A., any of you. | |
| DeRaptor | Nor to Monterey County. | |
| DarkonZero | Come to Vegas, any of you. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...don't. | |
| DeRaptor | All of California seems to be full of soulless people pretending to care about things... | |
| MSTManos | Bob might say not to come to San Diego... | |
| Timmyling | Nor to Montgomery County. | |
| DeRaptor | Of course...that might go for the whole world. | |
| DeRaptor | Stupid world. | |
| DeRaptor | Stupid humans... | |
| * MSTManos slaps The World around a bit with a large trout. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
| Timmyling | Delinquent humans. | |
| Timmyling | Stupid humans and their races. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey....... | |
| DarkonZero | Wait. | |
| MSTManos | "I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate L.A.!" | |
| MSTManos | "We hate it!" | |
| MSTManos | "We hate it!" | |
| MSTManos | "We hate it!" | |
| DarkonZero | Never do that again, Manos. | |
| MSTManos | Sorry. | |
| MSTManos | But I do. | |
| DarkonZero | Never do a Randy Newman ref ever..... | |
| DeRaptor | Howabout Randy Beaman? | |
| DarkonZero | Or whatever his name is. | |
| MSTManos | Even if it means demeaning a city I hate? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes.... | |
| DarkonZero | Now the original song is stuck in my head. | |
| MSTManos | In fact, I just looked outside, and I saw two people coming back home from school. | |
| Timmyling | Stupid Deep Blurters...they never post when I'm incredibly bored. | |
| DeRaptor | They musta had their spirits broken by falayish evilness... | |
| MSTManos | L.A... where everyone is trendy, except for one person... me. | |
| MSTManos | Wait, nevermind... | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN YOU FALAY! | |
| Timmyling | They're still going strong, De. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...that's out of my system. | |
| MSTManos | I just remembered I got some stuff from the Gap. | |
| Timmyling | No! | |
| MSTManos | ... | |
| Timmyling | Not...THAT song! | |
| MSTManos | I just got two pairs of jeans, though. | |
| Timmyling | Never mention the Gap in my presence. | |
| DeRaptor | AAAAAAAARGH! | |
| DarkonZero | I till have that forgery I have.......well it's not a forgery...oh nevermind. | |
| Timmyling | Or that song gets stuck in my head...ack! | |
| * DeRaptor is glad she's listening to an mp3 so she doesn't get the mellow yellow song in her head. | ||
| MSTManos | I never wanted to! I wanted to go to Borders so I can buy "Manos"! | |
| Timmyling | "My Creepy Girl" is playing, but it's playing low...help! | |
| MSTManos | And I was ill! | |
| DarkonZero | WINAMP! | |
| DarkonZero | Ooopie... | |
| * MSTManos got Windows Media Player 6.4 | ||
| * DeRaptor reaches through the net and turns up 'ling's volume. | ||
| DarkonZero | Internal monologue....got out. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...I may have to go here.....just wait.... | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....I gotta go.....bye. | |
| Timmyling | Bye DZ. | |
| MSTManos | Bye, DZ. | |
| DeRaptor | byee | |
| DarkonZero | Later..... | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Aug 25 22:30:50 1999 | ||
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