#Deep13_990823.log

Session Start: Mon Aug 23 18:34:04 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<Bozarth> Just a sec, I have to go Family Feud the dog'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Mon Aug 23 10:13:53
DarkonZeroDAH!
DarKrowDZ!
DarKrowDISCOVERY ZONE!
DarkonZeroYes.....I am here.
DarkonZeroAs are you.
DarKrowkewl
DarkonZeroAnd Cam.
DarkonZeroSo what's going on?
DarKrownuthin
DarkonZeroI thought as much.
DarkonZeroOh well.
TheCambotOh!
TheCambotHey there.
DarkonZeroOH!
TheCambotPEE!
TheCambotKYEW!
TheCambotARE!
TheCambotESS!
TheCambotTEA!
TheCambotYOU!
TheCambotVEE!
TheCambotDOUBLEYEW!
TheCambotEX!
TheCambotWHY?
TheCambotZEE!
DarKrowMNJ!
DarKrowNBM!
DarKrowHB!
DarKrowXV B!
DarkonZeroTEA! (makes) YOU! PEE!
DarkonZeroWhy does Boz have to Family Feud the dog?
DarkonZeroAnyone?
* DarkonZero kicks the others until they awaken.
TheCambotWhat does that mean, anyway?
DarkonZeroI have no idea.....that's why I asked.
TheCambotI would get it if someone said they had to Family feud themself.
DarkonZeroThey musta been playing Mad Libs or something.
TheCambotHmmm...
DarkonZeroWe'll never know.
DarkonZeroDK might and maybe holding out on us.
TheCambotYeah.
TheCambotLet's drain the liquid from his body when he's not looking.
TheCambotThat'll show him.
* DarkonZero taps DK with a beer keg tap.
DarKrowow
DarkonZeroHe'll drain fast.
DarKrowhey!
DarkonZeroD'oh.
DarKrowwhat's this!
* DarKrow looks at the tap!
DarKrowHEY!
DarkonZeroOh...nothing/
DarKrowIt hurt
DarKrowget it out!
DarkonZeroI did n't put it there.
DarkonZeroCam did.
DarKrowget it out!
DarKrowow
DarkonZeroTell Cam...not me.
DarKrowI DON'T CARE
DarKrowGET IT OUT!
DarkonZeroOk....GEEZ.
DarKrowANYONE!
* DarkonZero rips the tap out of DK.
TheCambot*cough*
DarKrowOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
DarkonZeroThe culprit coughs.
* DarKrow puts a band-aid on the hole
DarKrowow.
* DarKrow nurses the wound
DarkonZeroT'weren't my idea.
DarkonZeroMars actually did it.
TheCambotDumb Mars.
DarkonZeroMars was out to get ya, didja know.
*** Goku has joined #Deep13
Gokuhi hi
DarkonZeroKU!
Goku*** Now talking in #Deep13
Goku*** Topic is 'http://www.solbase.com The online MSTie battle continues'
Gokuhmm...
DarkonZeroHmmmmm.....
GokuDZ!
DarkonZeroWhat's up my friend?
Gokunadda, and you
TheCambotHey Ku.
DarkonZeroMe.......nothing but pissed at my workplace.
DarkonZeroBut it's a long story best not told.
Gokuokie
*** Timmyling has joined #Deep13
TimmylingHi all.
DarkonZeroLING!
TheCambotLing!
GokuSchool starts Wed. for me
GokuLing!
TheCambotBoy, people are all piling in at once.
DarkonZeroSchool.....
TimmylingLing!
TimmylingOh.
DarkonZeroI forgot was school was like.
TheCambotSchool was like?
DarkonZeroI graduated from high school 5 years ago.
DarKrowI start the day after labor day
DarKrowLING!
DarKrowHEY!
TheCambotIs that a new slang term, like "phat," or "buddah," or "boombastic"?
TheCambot"I forgot school was like."
DarkonZeroCam....what are ya talking about?
DarkonZeroOh......
TheCambotThat.
Timmyling<DarkonZero> I forgot was school was like.
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
TheCambotOh. I must have skipped over the other was. It's till wrong!
TheCambotTill?!
DarkonZeroWow, I musta came up with a new one.
DarkonZeroD'oh!
TimmylingGah!  Typo plauge!
DarkonZeroI meant....I forgot what school was like.
DarkonZeroCause, I graduated from high school 5 years ago.
DarKrowIt shows
DarKrowHey Ling
DarkonZeroThank you......typos and all.
DarkonZeroThing-a-ling!
TheCambotTok.
DarkonZeroWhat is it Cam? You wanna wok to cook in?
TheCambotNo.
DarkonZeroOh...ok.
TheCambotYeah. Okay.
DarkonZeroUh-huh.....you want the wok, don't ya?
* DarkonZero tries to hand Cam a wok.
TheCambotI DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' WOK!
DarkonZeroGEEZ....ok.
* DarkonZero takes back the wok.
TheCambotI don't wanna hear another word about it.
* DarkonZero still thinks Cam wants the wok.
TheCambotYeah, well ya think wrong.
TheCambotLook over there!
DarkonZeroIt's handmade.
* TheCambot points.
DarkonZeroNo, I don't take direction well.
TheCambotLOOK!
DarkonZeroI told you.....I don't take direction well.
TheCambotI told you...LOOK!'
TheCambotIt's a flying elephant!
DarkonZeroAnd I told you.......I don't take direction well.
DarkonZeroOh...it's you then...I saw ya.
TheCambotI b'lieve I've seen 'bout everything, when I see an elephant fly.
TheCambot"I seen a horse fly!"
TheCambot"I seen butter fly!"
DarkonZeroSo have I.
TheCambot"I seen a house fly!"
DarkonZeroHave you seen an "Ass fly"?
TheCambot*cough*
TheCambotEven left field doesn't know where that'n came from.
DarkonZeroJust turn around and I'll show ya?
DarkonZero? to .
TheCambotWha-?
DarkonZeroTurn around.
TheCambotThanks but no thanks.
DarkonZeroWhy not....I'll show you one.
* DarKrow will BRB 14,15(2,15 14,15)
DarkonZeroAn "ass fly".
DarkonZeroJust turn around...and you'll see.
TheCambotWell, an ass is a donkey, which is sorta like a horse, and I've seen a horse fly.
DarkonZeroNot that type of ass.
DarkonZeroTurn around.
TheCambotI don't like this game.
DarkonZeroIt's no game.....just turn around.
*** Bozarth has joined #Deep13
DarkonZeroBOZ!
Bozarthwow, that's still up
DarkonZeroYeah...
TimmylingHi Boz.
DarkonZeroAnd why?
Bozarthhuh?
DarkonZeroPlaying Mad Libs again.
Goku8,1Quote added: 6,8 <Brylin> man... why'd howard stern get married <Brylin> wait <Brylin> that probably sounded horribly wrong
Gokuyour idiocy has been imortalized have a nice day :)
TimmylingBecause Boz flubbed when he tried to say "Just a sec, I have to go feed the dog."
DarkonZeroAh.....
BozarthI said fewed
TimmylingAnd Loc somehow pulled the topic from that.
DarkonZeroAgain....ah.
DarkonZeroOk....now Cam, turn around.
* Bozarth feel weird about waht happened sunday
DarkonZero......
DarkonZeroShould I ask?
Bozarthuhh....do you?
TheCambotHuh.
DarkonZeroOk...shoot. What happened?
TheCambotWhat happened Sunday?
GokuI need quotes!...say stupid embarising stuff!
BozarthO whole weird thing
DarkonZeroOk...like that sums it up.
DarkonZeroTELL US MORE!]
DarkonZero-]
Bozarthstupid, embarassing stuff
DarkonZeroOk......then why in the hell did ya bring it up if you're not gonna share.
Goku(already have enough quotes exactly like that hehe)
BozarthCause cam'll make fun of me
DarkonZeroOk.......then just relay it in a query.
Bozarthyeah....20 quesions sounds good
DarkonZeroAnd Cam.......just turn around.
DarkonZeroBoz.....I hate 20 questions.
Bozarthwait...lemme give you a synopsis of what happened
DarkonZeroOkey.
TheCambotEr...
TheCambotPlease do.
GokuI have to go soon! turn stupid mode on yoursleves!
DarkonZeroCam...TURN AROUND NOW!
TheCambotI can't hear you, DZ.
DarkonZeroTurn around.....
DarkonZeroOk...I'll show everyone an "ass fly" now.
* DarkonZero kicks Cam real hard and watches that ass fly!
Goku*laugh track*
DarkonZeroTwo types of ass in that one.
DarkonZeroCam and then his ass.
DarkonZeroOr are they one in the same?
Gokuawww someone took my dbz topic down :(
DarkonZeroDAMN THEM!
TheCambotHuh.
* Goku would put it back up, *holding up oath of lazyness* but can't
BozarthWe're at this carnival like thing, and I'm looking at the girl whom I adore. Anyway, some guy told me earlier this month thay a girl likes me. He told a lot of people except me. Some body said it was my girl that I adore. I needed to confirm this. We were discussing how I could get this information. I paid 5 bucks to find out it was her, my dream girl. So, my friends urged me to go over a talk with her. I declined cause I was nervous. I was finally
TheCambotYou finally?
TheCambotThat'
BozarthI was so nervous, mind mind went blank. She ended up just walking away with some others. I felt like I was going to throw up I was so nervous.
TheCambots a dumb story.
Goku...puched in a pit and died. THE END
Goku*pushed
TheCambotGood job, Boz.
DarkonZeroWell enough.
BozarthShut up! Like you fared any better
TimmylingHow is this any different from The Katie Incident, Cam?  Which Loc claims you made up.
DarkonZeroDirect that towards Cam.
Bozarthbum-bum-BUM
TheCambotI DID fare better.
BozarthHA HA
BozarthROFL
TheCambotI at least talk to Katie.
DarkonZeroCam took his (blow-up) doll on a date.
BozarthI do too! It's talking in real life that gets me
*** DarKrow has quit IRC (Read error to DarKrow[client-151-197-120-58.bellatlantic.net]: Connection reset by peer)
TheCambotYou talk to katie?
TheCambotCam: "I talk to Katie." Boz: "I do too!"
Gokuyeah talking, that takes way too much energy
TheCambotYou're not Danny, are you?
*** Bozarth is now known as Danny
Dannyof course not
DarkonZeroHehe.
*** Danny is now known as Bozarth
TheCambotThat's not even remotely funny.
DarkonZeroYes it was.
TheCambotI'll slit your throat.
DarkonZeroWhose?
*** Bozarth is now known as Danny
DarkonZeroMine or his.
Dannymine
DarkonZeroHehe.
DarkonZeroOk...Boz is on a roll.
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor!
* /sound: unable to play 'krankor.wav'
DannyYou want to rag pn me more, StapleBoy?
DarkonZeroOk.....hehe....got to get serious.
*** Danny is now known as Bozarth
TheCambotI wouldn't talk to me under that name if I were me...and I am.
BozarthI have a plan to get with her
TheCambotWith Katie?
*** Bozarth is now known as Danny
TheCambotYou darn well better not, checkerhead.
DannyI already have her...or did!
*** Danny is now known as Bozarth
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
Bozarthlike had her
DarkonZeroMust hide our hate.
Bozarthdisguise it
DarkonZeroNo...I changed it to hide.
BozarthI'm too nervous for my own good...hopefully I can get over it
DarkonZeroIt'll pass.
DarkonZeroThe nervousness.
BozarthI dunno...You'll have to see this girl
Timmyling...with a paper bag over her head.
TheCambotwell unlike others, I don't judge my obsessions on looks alone.
TimmylingThank you, ladies and germs.
TheCambotYou're welcome.
DarkonZeroIf I did...it'll probably be illegal to even touch her.
Bozarth?
DarkonZeroI'm 23.
DarkonZeroThat's why.
Bozarthyeah, it would
DarkonZero.....
TheCambotBoz, please tell me she has redeeming qualities beyond visual pleasantness?
TheCambotNo ?.
BozarthShe's the only one I can actually have a conversation with without having me being put down or insulted
TheCambotYeah, that's hard to come by, you dolt.
DarkonZeroCam is the only person to have a conversation with with being insulted and put down.
TheCambotWhat?
BozarthI
DarkonZeroYou read it.
TheCambotWith with being?
Bozarth'm trying to get to know her
DarkonZeroYes...with with.
TheCambotI didn't interpret it. DO you make Cliff's Notes?
DarkonZeroYes...I make Cam's Notes.
GokuI go now!
Gokubuh bye!
*** Goku has quit IRC (buh bye)
BozarthShe trusts me with information..she likes me for me...
DarkonZeroUh.....please don't do lyrics from that song.
BozarthI don't plan on it
TheCambotI can't have conversations without being insulted either. Like the other day, I took a bullet for a man, and he laughed at me when I shed a tear of pain! Called me a baby! It was a bullet to the head, for chrissake!
DarkonZeroOk....thank you.
TheCambotI wasn't even crying! I just teared up and breathed real heavily.
DarkonZero.....
DarkonZeroAnd what does that have to do with anything?
BozarthI'm trying to get her to go to HC with me and then express my feelings for her...but there might be a snag
DarkonZeroPertaining to this convo.
TheCambotA snag?
TheCambotWhat snag?
BozarthI tried out for a play tonight and a production date is on HC night
* TheCambot realizes he has to be supportive and "interested" in people's love lives now that he's obscenely shared his every thought and experience and made everyone pay attention.
BozarthI hope I don't get in it
TheCambotWho wants to go to homecoming anyway? Tell her to come to the production meeting.
DarkonZeroJust turn down the part.
Bozarthnot really romantic, when you're onstage and she's watching you
DarkonZeroOr what Cam suggests.
DarkonZeroD'oh!
BozarthI don't want to be a jerk and say "I don't want to be in it"
TheCambotTurn down the part and then talk really loud about it to someone near her, pretending you don't know she's there.
BozarthI figure something out
Bozarth"Brother's gonna work it out
DarkonZeroBoz.....does sounding like jerk a real concern?
Bozarthyes
BozarthI don't like being a jerk
TheCambot"MAN! I HAD TO TURN DOWN THE LEAD ROLE IN THE SCHOOL'S BEST PLAY EVER, SERPICO, BECAUSE I WANTED TO SPEND TIME WITH <state her name> AT HOMECOMING! Oh, hi, <state her name>, how are you?
TheCambot"
Bozarthunless someone deserves it
DarkonZeroHmmmmm......get past that....everyone will sound like a jerk one time (or more) in their lives.
BozarthI'll think of something
Bozarthmaybe she'll get to me first...that'll help tremendously
DarkonZeroWait and see....
DarkonZeroOr don't wait and see....
DarkonZeroCONTRADICTION!
DarkonZeroI AM!
* Bozarth doesn't think he should take advice from Cam...for good reason :)
TheCambotYou are...?
DarkonZeroWhat about me?
TheCambotYou are what?
Bozarthno he isn't
TheCambot<DarkonZero> I AM!
TheCambotYou think therefore you are?
DarkonZeroCONTRADICTION!
DarkonZeroIAM!
DarkonZeroI AM!
DarkonZeroOOPIE!
TheCambotIam Eeson?
DarkonZeroCAM IS POOPIE!
BozarthAre not
TheCambotHAHAHAHA!
TheCambotIam Eeson! I kill me!
Bozarthcan we start over?
DarkonZeroOk...yes.
DarkonZeroOk.....Boz, would you take advice from me?
Bozarthyes
TheCambotI give good advice!
DarkonZeroOk...cool.
BozarthI haven't heard you screw up
TheCambotI just don't practive what I preach.
TheCambotPrac...tice...
DarkonZeroHehe....me....I always screw-up.
DarkonZeroOk...not aways.
DarkonZeroThere now I did.
DarkonZerod'oh.
Bozarthany advice then?
DarkonZeroUh.....hmmmm....not really.
DarkonZeroSorry.
DarkonZeroI went blank.
Bozarththanks
DarkonZerod'oh.
BozarthI just hope I end up with her
BozarthNOT KATIE!!!
DarkonZeroThink pos man.
DarkonZeroPOSITIVE
Bozarth*geek voice* I hadn't been with a girl before
* Bozarth can't believe he admitted it
DarkonZeroYou wanna know that truth bout me....I never had a girl friend.
DarkonZeroD'oh
Bozarthand you're how old?
TheCambotMost of us haven't.
Bozarth23?
DarkonZeroYes...I'm 23.
TheCambotOoh.
DarkonZeroAnd never had a girl friend.
TheCambotWell, most of us 20 haven't.
DarkonZeroHirls as friends, but nothing more.
TheCambotUs 20?
DarkonZeroHirls to Girls.
TheCambotUs under 20.
TheCambotHurls as friends?
DarkonZeroYes...hurls.
BozarthI plan on it though
DarkonZeroI threw up alot and made friends with my puke.
DarkonZeroDisregard the last statement from me.
TheCambotHuh.
BozarthI don't think I'll come here for advice no more
DarkonZeroThough I thoroughly logged it.
DarkonZeroSorry Boz.
Bozarth's ok
TheCambotBoz...do you want advice on talking to her or on the homecoming thing?
Bozarthi guess
TheCambotThat does not answer my question.
TheCambotNot at all.
TheCambotIt was a multiple-choice question.
DarkonZeroWhich one Boz.
DarkonZero. to ?
Bozarthsure
DarkonZeroOk..that helped.
TheCambotWell, be that way.
DarkonZeroWe still lufe you Boz.
Bozarthtell me
BozarthI want to here this
DarkonZeroO what?
BozarthI want to hear Cam's tips
DarkonZeroOh.....
TheCambotIs this girl well-read and humorous and thought-provoking and stuff?
DarkonZeroCam the love studs guru'ing.
TheCambotOr is she just a dumb cheerleader that makes you feel warm and squishy inside?
DarkonZeroSquishy....hmmmm.
Bozarthuh...in between...I guess
TheCambotWell, as long as she shows potential.
TheCambotYou have way more than I had/have to go on, because all evidence says she likes you back, so there's no reason to be nervous.
TheCambotIn fact, she expects you to ask her on a date.
Bozarthbut she is very beautiful
TheCambotYeah, well so is Britney Spears.
TheCambotAnd Josef Stalin. No, wait!
TheCambotNone of you saw that.
DarkonZeroI did.....and i logged.
DarkonZeroi to is
TheCambotIs did?
TheCambotBoz, I never understood, didn't you already ask her to homecoming?
TheCambotAnd didn't she say yes?
BozarthWell, I can talk smart to her and she does twirl her hair on her finger and say "uuuuuuhh..k"
TheCambotLord, Boz.
TimmylingEek.
BozarthI asked her...and she didn't know if she wanted to
TheCambotYou and Prom, with your silly dum-dum crushes.
TimmylingBoz, don't take this personally, but this girl leans more towards the "squishy" side.
BozarthShe does
TheCambotMy crush writes science fiction novels and surreal poetry, dammit!
BozarthSquishy is good
TheCambotIt is not!
BozarthShe's not totally squishy though
TheCambotShe still doesn't write science fiction novels and surreal poetry.
Bozarthand?
BozarthShe likes everything I do
Bozarthshe likes who I am
TheCambotSo my would-be girlfriend is better than your would-be girlfriends, nanny-nanny-nya-nya!
TheCambotGirlfriends?
DarkonZeroOk, no need for that.
TheCambotSingularize that plural noun!
TheCambotWell, she is.
TheCambotI'm allowed. I'm more hopeless than Boz.
DarkonZero Cam.....does it matter...GEEZ. The guy is in..lufe.
BozarthLufe is a many splendered thing
DarkonZeroTruly.
TheCambotUntil some Danny freak comes along and spoils it.
TheCambotNo, wait, that's only in some cases.
TheCambotI get confused.
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
DarkonZeroOk.....does it end here?
TheCambotBoz, I speak from experience. Make it known to this girl that you like her immediately, before she starts dating someone better than you.
Bozarthbetter than me?
*** MSTManos has joined #deep13
DarkonZeroMANOS!
TheCambotIn her eyes.
MSTManosHi everyone.
Bozarthwhich includes67% of the world's population
DarkonZeroManos is sorta visible.
* TheCambot starts toi greet Manos, and pauses.
TheCambotNo, wait, you hate me.
MSTManosOh, hi Cam.
TimmylingHi Manos.
MSTManos*ding*
MSTManosYou are CORRECT, sir!
MSTManosHey 'ling.
DarkonZeroManos is sorta visible.
MSTManosI'm fully visible, DZ.
DarkonZeroYup....I can barely see ya today.
TheCambotStop talking about Manos. He hates me.
MSTManosNo I don't.
MSTManosLiar.
BozarthWell, I like my squishy girl, ok?
DarkonZeroHehe....
DarkonZeroYOU GO BOZ.....YOU GO GET HER!
DarkonZero'NOW!
DarkonZero- the '
Bozarthshe is online...I'm talking to her
TheCambotHe said so. And kept pointing our personality flaws of mine. Didn't even pick worthwhile personality flaws, which I have lots of! He talked about hating me because I think people "change" too much.
TheCambotBOZ?!
Bozarththat's me
TheCambotBRING HER IN!
TheCambotBRING HER IN, BOZ!
TheCambotPlease, please, please!
DarkonZeroHmmmmm.....
Bozarthshe doesn't have IRC
DarkonZeroI'd freak her out.
TheCambotWhat about Java?
BozarthI don't think she's ready for you
DarkonZeroI have that affect.
TheCambotWe'll act "squishy."
TimmylingHeh.
DarkonZeroMe...I can't.
TimmylingI like string.
DarkonZeroLing surely can though.
BozarthShe's mildly squishy
TheCambotI'll say really nice things about you.
Bozarthshe's the in-between
Bozarthwell, she doesn't have IRC, so deal with it
DarkonZeroYeah right....until I see an "as fly"....oh, wait.
TimmylingAhem.
TimmylingI don't have IRC.
TheCambot"Bozarth is kind of a god here. Oh, let's not wear gloves...he IS a god here."
DarkonZeroas to ass
TheCambotBoz, dpes she have Java? (Deja vu.)
TheCambotD-pes?
DarkonZeroCam kisss ass IRL.
TheCambotdoooooes
Bozarthjust..don't ok? I don't want her to be scared off of me
TheCambotBoz! I swear on everything holy I'll be nice!
DarkonZeroUh-huh.
TimmylingMe too.
BozarthI'm leaving anyway
DarkonZeroDAH!
TimmylingIf I was religious.
TheCambotIf I ever bring Katie in here, I'd expect the same, so I'm not about ruin that dream by ruining yours.
Bozarthmaybe I'll have a pic of her soon
TheCambotNo, no, no!
TheCambotYou bring her in this room THIS INSTANT!
BozarthI must, I have to start school
TheCambotTell her to go to starlink.org and use the Java thingie there.
MSTManosCam, it's obvious from yesterday that if someone bring'd their g/f in here, you end up criticizing her for little things and annoy the hell out of her.
BozarthI'm not about to do it, Cam, calm down
TheCambotBoz, you'll be fine. You don't do anything the first day, they'll let you sleep.
MSTManosbring'd = brings
Timmylinghttp://www.starlink.org/classes/, Boz.
Bozarthg'bye now
TheCambotManos, he didn't bring her in here.
BozarthI'll be off
TheCambotBOZ!
TheCambotSTOPPIT!
BozarthWHAT!!!
BozarthI need some sleep!!!
MSTManosYeah, but (maybe) you kept her from coming here.
TheCambotI won't say anything that couldn't be easily interpreted!
BozarthIt's not you guys...it's me
BozarthI have to go
* TheCambot dies laughing.
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
TheCambot"It's not you. It's me."
DarkonZeroLater Boz......
BozarthIf I don't get up in time, I'll have my ass on a platter tomorrow
MSTManosWeird.
TheCambotOh, that's rich.
*** Bozarth has quit IRC (Leaving)
TheCambotHmph.
MSTManosI'm not having any online girlfriends, nor will I mention them.
MSTManosEven real ones.
MSTManosWell... I'll have real ones.
MSTManosn/m
TheCambotAll our citizens are getting girlfriends and leaving us for them.
DarkonZeroAnd Cam love stud....who like to guru about stuff in that nature.
*** CallipyG has joined #Deep13
*** Mars sets mode: +o CallipyG
MSTManosHey there CG.
TimmylingHi CG.
TheCambotCal, you don't have any girlfriend you'll abndon us for, do you?
TheCambot'cause I don't like being abandoned.
CallipyGwhat gave you that idea, Cam?
DarkonZeroCG!
TimmylingBecause it seems to be the trend.
TheCambotWe're losing Deep13ers.
TheCambotProm and Boz don't lufe us anymore.
CallipyGLosing them? Why?
DarkonZeroNot permanently.
TheCambotWell...Boz still loves us.
CallipyGBoz?
DarkonZeroProm lufes the sci-fi server.
TimmylingWell, Cam, not exactly.  Boz can seperate #Deep13 and his real life sucessfully.
TheCambotBut he wouldn't bring his girlfriend in. He's ashamed of us.
*** Sentroid91 has joined #Deep13
*** Mars sets mode: +o Sentroid91
MSTManosHey there Sent.
Sentroid91hi
DarkonZeroSENT!
CallipyGWell, I have a girlfriend who may want me to abandon you, but I have no intention of doing so
TheCambotLing, are you implying that I don't? HMMM?
TimmylingHe's not ashamed.  He's just afraid he would damage what chance he has.
MSTManosYou love finding the negative side of everything, don't you Cam/
TheCambotYou rock my world, Cal.
DarkonZero.....
* TheCambot hails Cal.
MSTManos?
CallipyGDo I?  Oh, I feel so god damn special
TheCambotEr...well.
MSTManosCan I ask something here?
TheCambotPlease do.
Sentroid91icehole?
CallipyGI feel special, Cam
CallipyGthe god damn was emphatic, not sarcastic
CallipyGAnyway
TheCambotOh.
MSTManosIf having a real g/f meant abandoning this room, would it be worth it?
TheCambotOkay.
TheCambotThat's better.
TheCambotUh...no.
DarkonZeroHmmmmm......
CallipyGNo
MSTManosI didn't ask you, Cam.
MSTManosUh, just wondering, why not?
TheCambotWell aren;t you surprised that I said no?
CallipyGAnyway, Timmyling, I take offense to that statement about Boz as well
MSTManosNot in the least, Cam.
TheCambotBut...Katie and all!
DarkonZeroMy g/f would have to understand that you all are my "friends". But since I have no g/f, it doesn't matter.
MSTManosUh, no.
TheCambotWell, I would leave for Katie, but I would never have to.
CallipyGMy g/f understands that, but she thinks you're all computer geniuses
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
MSTManosWell, as you'll see this fall, I won't be on #deep13 every day.
DarkonZeroGeniuses.....HAHAHAHAHAHA!
MSTManosBut that's because of school. So there.
TheCambotSilly her! Everyone knows I'm the only genius here.
DarkonZeroCG...that's funny.
MSTManosHeh.
DarkonZeroI'm just a technogeek.
TheCambotOh, wait...I didn't mean to say that out loud.
MSTManosCam, dream on.
TheCambotYou're all very intelligent people worthy of my presence. *rolls eyes*
TheCambotOops.
TheCambotDidn't mean to virtually roll my eyes either.
TimmylingWell, time for me to depart.
TheCambotNo!
TheCambotBRING HER IN, LING!
TimmylingYes, Cam.
TheCambotOh, wait...
TheCambotNever mind. That was the last exit.
Sentroid91Callip: Tell your g/f i'm flattered
TimmylingI don't have a girlie of my own, sadlu...
Timmylingsadlu?
Timmylingsadly.
TheCambotSad Lu?
MSTManosMe neither.
TimmylingI'll see ya later.
TheCambotYou have a girlfriend named Sad Lu?
*** Timmyling has quit IRC (Timmyling)
TheCambotme neither.
MSTManosIf I get one soon, I'll be lucky as hell.
DarkonZeroManos...that same goes here.
TheCambotIf I get one soon, I'll be luckier than hell.
MSTManosSoon = The next year or two
DarkonZeroI'll be happy as hell too.
DarkonZeroHehe, good one Manos.
MSTManosOr three...
TheCambotWell you two don't pick up any girls in the Prometheus/Bozarth section of town.
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
DarkonZeroA dumb girl will fit other needs.
MSTManosThat's because there's few people like me.
TheCambotKatie has a sister, if you're interested. *nudge, nudge*
MSTManosI agree with DZ.
TheCambotNobody's like me.
TheCambotNo one understands my pain!
MSTManosNobody's like me either.
CallipyGI WANT KATIE'S SISTER!
MSTManosOf course, it's no freaking surprise to me.
TheCambotI can call her now.
TheCambotShe's in college. She's very funny, and a MSTie.
CallipyGhas anyone ever heard of Liquid Tension Experiment?
MSTManosI don't like blind dates too much.
DarkonZero.....
TheCambotI mean, she doesn't write science fiction novels and surreal poetry, but nobody's perfect.
TheCambotI mean, besides Katie.
MSTManosUsually, I think that whenever I go on one, the minute the other person realizes who she's going with, simply put, I'll be surprised if she lasts 5 minutes.
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
TheCambotWhen you say that, do you mean they knew you before, or they get to know you and don't like you?
MSTManosUm...
TheCambotYou said they realize who you are.
MSTManosThe second one.
TheCambotAh.
TheCambotWell I haven't been on any date, blind or not.
MSTManosOf course, the first one goes beyond blind dates. Even sudden friendships end like that.
TheCambotSo shut your trap.
MSTManosUh, no?
MSTManosSo, anyway...
DarkonZeroCam is an idiot.
MSTManosTell me something new.
TheCambotI went to the movies with Katie, but it was a group of people that were all bored, and that's my one experience going anywhere with a girl my age. *cries on Manos's shoulder.*
DarkonZeroTo finish Manos' sentence.
MSTManosWhat?
TheCambotWhat?
Sentroid91*** Now talking in #Deep13
Sentroid91*** Topic is 'http://www.solbase.com The online MSTie battle continues'
TheCambotUh, that's nice, Sent.
DarkonZeroWhat?
CallipyGWhat online MSTie battle?
MSTManosWhy are you crying on my shoulder? This shirt is NEW!
DarkonZeroMe...I'm not.
TheCambotI was telling a sad story!
DarkonZeroGEEZ!
MSTManosLodovik vs. The Rest of the World
CallipyGDoes it not take 2 to battle?
TheCambotNo, it takes 2 to tango.
Sentroid91Lodovik/Sorcerer108/kane vs. Sentroid91
TheCambotAnd it takes 2 to make an Olsen Twins movie.
DarkonZeroSent...don't forget us...GEEZ
Sentroid91And I can tell you, it's not a fair fight at all, when you have two alter egos
TheCambotNext conversation, please.
Sentroid91and when one of them threatens to buy mstiegate.com
MSTManosIt's the same guy, though...
DarkonZeroCause Lodo hates some of us who abandoned his cause.
CallipyGLodovik/Sorcerer108/kane vs. Sentroid91/Sentroid99/Servo911
TheCambotHeehee.
Sentroid91vs. Qrow3000, Callip
Sentroid91That's his new shtick now...
CallipyGhey, i'm not fighting
Sentroid91I'm Qrow3000.
MSTManosThe most logical guess would be that, if he buys mstiegate.com, it'd be a forward link to SOL Base.
Sentroid91Mine too, Manos
MSTManosB.S...
Sentroid91huh?
MSTManosI'm banned from #omega and omega isn't even there.
DarkonZeroHehe.
MSTManosI can't get in.
Sentroid91BTW: I don't think I banned him from there... and hmm, I wonder...
MSTManosBlue_Boy isn't there,
DarkonZeroHehe.
MSTManosNeither is pizza.
TheCambotWHAT? they ordered 45 minutes ago!
* TheCambot wallows in self-amusement.
MSTManosCam?
DarkonZeroCam.....
DarkonZeroGEEZ!
MSTManosIs it true people once laughed at your jokes?
TheCambotPizza's not there! Ordered 45 minutes ago! Heeheehee!
DarkonZeroOnce.
Sentroid91no, I don't think he has me authed anymore
MSTManosHoly sh*t.
DarkonZero#%#%^@*^!
TheCambotYeah, holy shot!
MSTManosOoh. Crickets.
CallipyGManos, as ManosMan you'll be able to get in
*** MSTManos is now known as ManosMan
DarkonZeroHmmmmm....
ManosManThat idiot omega doesn't consider the consequences.
*** ManosMan is now known as MSTManos
DarkonZeroMANOSMAN AWAY!
DarkonZeroAnd we end on that.....cool.
*** MSTManos is now known as ManosMan
DarkonZeroMANOSMAN AWAY!
DarkonZeroAnd again.....we end on that.....cool.
TheCambotUh...
ManosManOoh. Phase six ended.
ManosManWhat a big, f*cking deal.
DarkonZero.....
DarkonZeroGASP!
DarkonZeroMANOS USES CURSE WORDS!
TheCambotAnd he's dumb too.
ManosManSorry. I can't control myself!
ManosManNo I'm not, Cam.
DarkonZeroSLIGHTLY ALTERED TO MAKE THEM NOT WHAT THEY SHOULD SAY!
ManosManOnly to you, Cam.
TheCambotSure you aren't.
TheCambotSure. Uh-huh.
ManosManThis from a person who think everyone's stupid compared to him.
TheCambotI do not!
TheCambotThat's Bob.
TheCambotThere's lots of people I consider much less stupid than me.
ManosManLots, eh?
TheCambotYep.
Sentroid91Lodovik, for one
DarkonZeroSo.......hmmmmm.
ManosManWell, Lodo's too easy.
TheCambotYou're just not one of them.
TheCambotBig-nose.
ManosMan...
ManosManExcuse me.
*** ManosMan has left #deep13
TheCambotI made him leave.
TheCambotFiesta!
*** ManosMan has joined #deep13
ManosManOkay, I'm back.
TheCambotOh. Darn.
TheCambotWe were having a fiesta. I guess you can join.
DarkonZeroMANOSMAN RETURNS!!
Sentroid91Fiesta Taco
ManosManI was gone 30 seconds.
TheCambotYeah, we started pretty quick. Spanish peanut?
DarkonZeroBut that's a long time by computer time.
* TheCambot slides a bowl of Spanish peanuts toward Manos.
DarkonZeroManos spills them.
ManosManEspecially since a lot of you are using cable modems.
TheCambotI am.
DarkonZeroI'm not.....
* TheCambot looks around.
TheCambotAnyone else?
DarkonZeroI'm using a 56K modem.
DarkonZeroA crappy Winmodem.
TheCambotThat is real exciting. What a great story.
ManosManMe too. Only mine's is running at 28.8 speed.
DarkonZeroMY WINMODEM SUCKS!
* TheCambot wheels out a giant pinata (only without the ~) shaped like a ManosMan.
ManosManIt's either my modem or my service.
* TheCambot puts cucumbers over everyone's eyes.
ManosManI have 5 bucks running on my service.
ManosManOh, right.
ManosManCam?
TheCambotIt feshens you up while blindfolding you! Healthy Choice Pinata-Bashing!
TheCambotFeshens?
TheCambotI have a con-feshen to make.
DarkonZeroFeshens.....
DarkonZeroWell make them.
TheCambotyes, Manos?
ManosManDo you hate me entirely>
ManosMan> = ?
TheCambotNot until you started hating me.
TheCambotYou were my best and only friend before that.
DarkonZeroUh-huh.
DarkonZeroCam....what about Bob.
TheCambotHe was! Shut your yap!
TheCambotHA!
ManosManUh, Cam, you were just what I'd like to call a "vague acquaintance".
TheCambotYou said "What ABout Bob"!
Sentroid91heh
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
Sentroid91Bob is a total........
Sentroid91cool guy
ManosMan<omega> i whant bob
TheCambotYou too, Manos, I was just trying to be polite.
DarkonZeroGood Sent......diguising hate....you learn well.
TheCambotI don't hate you at all. I just felt the need to dish out the cruelty I've so frequently recieved.
Sentroid91No, i'm serious.
Sentroid91Bob and I made up the other night
ManosManYou could do that with other people, you know.
Sentroid91What? Make up with them?
TheCambotyeah, but you're the one who said you hated me.
ManosManNo, I was talking to Cam.
TheCambotMake out with them, what?
Sentroid91o
* Sentroid91 slaps Cam
TheCambotWell that's what i thought I saw!
Sentroid91<omega> don't piss with me, Cam.
Sentroid91eww
TheCambotHeh.
Sentroid91i'm not like that.
TheCambot<omega> i whant cam
Sentroid91hehee
TheCambotNo, wait, he never said that.
ManosMan<omega> i whant bob
ManosMan<omega> i whant bob
ManosMan<omega> i whant bob
ManosMan<omega> i whant bob
ManosMan<omega> i whant bob
Sentroid91<omega> you are dead meat, Bob
ManosManHonest to God. He SAID this.
Sentroid91<omega> I like Tom Curze
DarkonZero<omega> ye and I'm Tom Curze.
ManosManIt's kinda funny to think that most everything omega syas is a worthy title higlight.
TheCambot<omega> i whant bob <Charlie Manson> You want Bob? What about Charlie? Why don't you want to speak to Charlie? Well, you'll have to, because I am in the souls of the Little Children, and you speak to me through them! And... <Charlie
TheCambotArgh!
Sentroid91LOL
TheCambot<Charlie's Mother> MANSON! Get off that phone!
ManosManAgain...
ManosManIt's kinda funny to think that most everything omega syas is a worthy title higlight.
Sentroid91is that little icehole on now?
ManosMansyas = says
ManosManNo.
Sentroid91I wanna try to ban him as Lodovik again
TheCambot<Charlie's Mother On Phone> Sorry, omega. Manson's been trying to be helpful by answring the phone. he's been under foot all day. GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY, MANSON!
[SOUND]
Sentroid91fuke yew
* Sound request: can't find 'crash.wav'
[ManosMan SOUND]
Sentroid91<omega to Charlie's Mother> fuke yew
DarkonZerofuke yew!
Sentroid91<omega to Charlie's Mother> I lufe yew
DarkonZeroLufe is everywhere.
Sentroid91All you need is lufe.
TheCambot<Buh-wheat> And aaaaaaay will always luuuufe you!
Sentroid91<Buh-wheat> Wookin pa nub.....
TheCambothehe.
Sentroid91I forgot the rest
TheCambotMe too.
Sentroid91 I watched Soultaker today
TheCambotThe prupose of a man is to lufe a woman, and the purpose of a woman is to lufe a man! So come on baby, let's shake, shake, shake, come on baby, let's play! The game of lufe! (LU-ufe!) Lufe! (LU-ufe!) Lu-lu-la-lulu-lufe!
DarkonZeroomega needs lufe from his parents.
Sentroid91omega needs a life
TheCambotif the purpose of a man is to love a woman, there's been way to many wasted lives.
[SOUND]
Sentroid91Evidently he can't get one out in Romainia
ManosManDoesn't omega have anything better to do than enlighten us with his bad English?
DarkonZeroUh...no.
TheCambotGary Coleman gave the funniest interview.
Sentroid91I'm suprised he even knows English
TheCambotI don't rmemeber where I read it...
TheCambotIt was about his virginity.
Sentroid91hehe
ManosManOmega's here!
DarkonZeroCam is trying to change subjects.
ManosManHey! Omega!
ManosManGet your Romanian ass in here, boy!
Sentroid91<Jon Lovitz> Ooh!
ManosManC'mon, omega!
DarkonZeroHe's in limbo!
TheCambot(Paraphrasing) "I don't do things against my moral judgement, I know what's wrong, and I can stay away from them." This is GARY COLEMAN SPEAKING!
DarkonZeroNotify him.
ManosManCome in here, you little bastard! You know you want to!
TheCambotThe man who PUNCHES anyone who isn't his biggest fan!
Sentroid91Tom Curze is here, omega!
ManosManC'mon, omega! You know you wanna get in here, you little sh*t!
TheCambotWhen you're 34, you're officially allowed to pursue love.
DarkonZeroNotify him.
Sentroid91there, I just zoomed #BAM
ManosManNo. This is a little game I play.
DarkonZeroHe's in there?
TheCambotAt that point, it's not about moral values.
Sentroid91yeah
Sentroid91he's not in #omega
ManosManC'mon in, omega!
DarkonZeroWell....it's onto the Emiril channel.
ManosManYou little bastard!
Sentroid91Get your Translyvannian ass in here, omega!
TheCambotIt usually works whenever you use profanity!
ManosManHehehe.
TheCambotUse lotsa profanity!
ManosManC'mon in, you little f*cker.
Sentroid91Get your Translyvannian ass in here, omega. You icehole!
TheCambotSay things your parents would disown you for.
Sentroid91*beep!* *beep!* *beeping, beeper!*, omega!
ManosManOmega! Get in here!
ManosManWe've got ugly Romanian chicks in here!
*** omega has joined #deep13
*** Sentroid91 is now known as omeg
*** omega was kicked by omeg (omeg)
*** omega has joined #deep13
*** omega was kicked by omeg (omeg)
TheCambotheh,
*** omega has joined #deep13
*** omega was kicked by omeg (omeg)
*** omega has joined #deep13
*** omega was kicked by omeg (omeg)
*** omeg is now known as Sentrovich
*** omega has joined #deep13
*** omega was kicked by Sentrovich (Sentrovich)
Sentrovichoh, right.
ManosManHehehe.
ManosMan<ManosMan> We've got ugly Romanian chicks in here!
ManosMan*** omega (~HT_OMEGA@media-gw.planet.ro) has joined #deep13
Sentrovichmy bad
*** Sentrovich is now known as Sentroid54
TheCambotBRB
Sentroid54k
TheCambotActually...
TheCambotI'm done here.
DarkonZeroI just /msg him.
TheCambotG'night.
Sentroid54someone tell him I took him off autokick
TheCambotI've had enough omega-tortuing for my lifetime.
TheCambotBye.
*** Sentroid54 is now known as Sentroid91
TheCambotBye.
TheCambotBye.
TheCambotBye.
TheCambotBye.
TheCambotBye.
Sentroid91Hi
DarkonZero<omega> this is a cyber robot my master is away at the moment
*** TheCambot has quit IRC (Leaving)
ManosManYou? Tired of torturing someone?
ManosManHa!
Sentroid91someone tell him I took him off autokick
ManosManOh. Bye, Cam.
Sentroid91please
DarkonZeroHis bot knows better English.
Sentroid91His bot was pre-made
DarkonZeroTrue....
DarkonZeroBut still write in lower-case.
Sentroid91I think Starzz made it for him
ManosMan<omega>  this is a cyber robot my master is away at the moment
ManosMan<ManosMan> You can't spell you bastard.
ManosMan<omega> don't tell me to shut up i'm a robot
ManosMan<omega> pls leave me alone
DarkonZeroEEEW! WAIT....
DarkonZeroCYBER ROBOT!
DarkonZeroHE CYBERS WITH HIS BOT!
Sentroid91ICK!
ManosMan<ManosMan> You're not a robot.
ManosMan<omega> yes i am
ManosMan<ManosMan> I know that's you, omega.
ManosMan<omega> i am omega's helper
Sentroid91He pisses with his bot
DarkonZeroHehe.
ManosMan<omega> omega is away
ManosMan<ManosMan> No he's not. He's here.
DarkonZeroManos....are you out for him?
*** Sentroid91 is now known as agemo
agemohmm, sounds like someone's last name
agemoSteve Agemo
DarkonZeroRob Agemo
*** agemo is now known as Sentroid99
DarkonZeroTHE AGEMO BROS.!
DarkonZeroManos....any other wise words from omega?
ManosManNot yet.
ManosManAnyways, I gotta go.
DarkonZeroLater....
ManosManbbl.
*** ManosMan has quit IRC (Yeah.)
DarkonZeroWhat happened to CG?
*** agemo has joined #Deep13
DarkonZeroAGEMO!
DarkonZeroHEY!
agemohehe
agemosteven agemo
DarkonZeroI thought it's Rob.
agemonope. it's steven
*** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13
* DeRaptor drops into #Deep13
DeRaptorOW! The floor in here is hard.
DarkonZeroThen why does it say Rob?
*** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor
agemoHey, De
DarkonZeroNevermind.
DarkonZeroHey De.
DeRaptorHey, who wants a .wav of The Last Song?
agemowhat?
agemowhat? what?
DarkonZeroTo Earth.
CallipyGwhat happened to me?
DeRaptorTo Earth...the very birthplace of my birth...
agemosilence, you! i meant to say Robert
DarkonZeroYeah.....nevermind.
DeRaptorWhat if I get eaten by a dog? Or by a manta ray!
DeRaptorwell?
Sentroid99De... send it..... now
Sentroid99....please
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....I'll think about that one De.
DarkonZeroI'm not in the mood really.......cause Earth sucks.
DeRaptorthere y'are.
DeRaptorIt does.
DarkonZeroOk.....Not Earth in general.
DeRaptorNo wonder Crow was terrified to go.
Sentroid99<omega> get out sendriod99
Sentroid99<agemo> huh?
DarkonZeroA place on Earth...other than France and Canada.
DeRaptorhmm.
*** DeRaptor is now known as kcivodol
DarkonZeroMy workplace.
DarkonZero.....
Sentroid99heh, he went to kick me and put !kcik
kcivodolheehee.
*** kcivodol is now known as DeRaptor
agemo*** You were kicked from #omega by Blue_Boy (omega: i now you by the isp)
DarkonZeroThat's our omega!
*** agemo has quit IRC (Leaving)
DarkonZeroi now.
Sentroid99I wish he would get my name right, though.
DarkonZeroHe never will.
Sentroid99you know. you're right
Sentroid99Callip? You there?
DarkonZeroHe is....
Sentroid99n't
DarkonZeroMonitoring chaneels.
Sentroid99chaneels?
DarkonZeroThe ChanEELS!
CallipyGyeah
DeRaptorchaneels?
Sentroid99Daneel?
DeRaptorjinx.
DarkonZeroA NEW BAND!
DeRaptoreels!
DeRaptorI like eels.
DeRaptorMorays are cute. They remind me of Crow.
Sentroid99Dan the dead eel
Sentroid99De: They would.
* DeRaptor chuckles.
DarkonZeroAnd we move on.
* Sentroid99 doesn't get how eels look like Crow
* DeRaptor gets a pet moray eel.
DarkonZero.....
Sentroid99That's like saying... "I like goldfish. You know, they remind my of Gypsy."
DeRaptorwell...they have long mouths...and evil-looking eyes.
DarkonZeroHopefully they don't send a Sting Ray by mistake.
DeRaptorand. hmm.
DarkonZeroOk.....and I killed it.
DarkonZeroOH MY GOD!
DarkonZeroI KILLD IT!
Sentroid99BTW: I mention I watched Soultaker today?
DarkonZeroKILLED EVEN!
Sentroid99You bastard!
DarkonZeroDAH!
DarkonZeroNEVER!
DeRaptorYou killed my eel?
Sentroid99hehe
DarkonZeroNo.....
DeRaptorwaaah!
Sentroid99omega killed your eel
DarkonZeroIf I did De...sowwy.
DeRaptorOmega is dumb!
Sentroid99and he can't spell my name right
DarkonZeroNo anybody elses.
Sentroid99and he's a Translyvannian idiot
DarkonZeroNo to Nor
Sentroid99uh, I mean Romainian
DarkonZeroThat you got right.
* DeRaptor puts the eel in a tank and feeds it goldfish.
DarkonZeroI have no job....
Sentroid99Join the club.
* DarkonZero realizes the dilemma.
DarkonZeroI wan't fired though.
Sentroid99Why>
DarkonZeroThey won't let me work.
Sentroid99?
Sentroid99Oh
* DeRaptor needs a job.
DarkonZeroTHE ASSES!
Sentroid99I though maybe you we're trying to worship me, or something.
DarkonZeroI'm missing two thigns and that bans me from working.
* Sentroid99 could give a rats arse about a job right now
DarkonZerothings even.
DarkonZeroSent....why would I worship ya?
Sentroid99Right now, I have to worry about College
Sentroid99.....
Sentroid99Cause you're supposed to
DarkonZeroSorry....kidding.
DarkonZeroUh-huh....
Sentroid99well, you are
DarkonZeroye and I'm Tom Curze.
Sentroid99Without me, we wouldn't even be here.
DarkonZeroWhat?
DarkonZeroOk...that's it!
DeRaptorAn' I'm Nicole Kedmin.
DarkonZeroSeriously.
Sentroid99and most of the ex-S.O.L. Basers would still be kissing Lodopricks rump.
DarkonZeroSome guy in high school said the same thin Sent.
DarkonZeroTo me...
Sentroid99uh-huh...
DarkonZeroYou wouldn't be here without me....and i
CallipyGSent, who the hell do you think you are?
Sentroid99Well, it's the truth.
DarkonZeroOOps....to continue
CallipyG<Sentroid99> Without me, we wouldn't even be here.
DarkonZeroI hated the statement.
Sentroid99Callip...
* DeRaptor ties Sentroid up and hangs him from the ceiling because it's funny.
Sentroid99I am the foreghn
DarkonZeroHang him like Mussolini.
DeRaptorI thought that was Loc.
Sentroid99oh I see ho...... HEY!
* Sentroid99 rips the wall down and hits De with it
DeRaptorOw!
* DeRaptor rubs her head.
DarkonZeroOk.....now I didn't mean to start something if I did.
* DeRaptor checks to see if her eel is okay.
DarkonZeroOk...I'm taking this too seriously.
Sentroid99no no. that was my fault
DarkonZeroDAMNED ME!
Sentroid99Still. I got Callip's attention
DeRaptorheehe
DarkonZeroWell....I'm gonna turn down that security job now.....and go back to working the good old arcade.
DarkonZeroI love it there.
CallipyGyeah, maybe Lodovik was right about you, Sent
DeRaptor(Mike and the 'Bots are in their apartment. Crow and Tom are hiding behind the couch while Mike is sitting on it.)
DeRaptorMIKE: Aww, c'mon, guys, why won't you watch Manos: The Hands of Fate with me?
DeRaptorCROW: Geez, once was enough, Mike!
DeRaptorTOM: *Sob!* We were lucky to *live* through it once! *sniffle*...Daddy!
Sentroid99oh I see ho...... HEY!
DeRaptorMIKE: Aw, c'mon, it's just a movie, how bad can it be?
DeRaptorCROW: You never learn, do you, Mike?
DeRaptor(90 minutes later. All three are hiding behind the couch.)
DeRaptorMIKE: Oh, God, make it end!
* DeRaptor continues spamming.
DeRaptorTOM: It's over, Honey.
DeRaptorCROW: I tried to warn him, but nooo, nobody eeever listens to me.
DeRaptorMIKE: Okay, okay, it was pretty bad...still, I liked that Torgo fellow...he seemed sorta famil-...
DeRaptor(*pop!* Mike and the 'bots are back on the SoL, looking a mite bewildered.)
DeRaptorMIKE: ...-iar...
DarkonZero....
DeRaptorTOM: ...dahell?!
DeRaptorMIKE: We're...back...on...the Satellite...of Love...
DeRaptorTOM: Thank you, Mike. We can *always* depend on you to state the obvious, WHILE talking like William Shatner. Geez.
DeRaptorCROW: Yaaay! We're home! Say, I wonder if my pet leeches are still alive! (rushes off)
DeRaptorMIKE: Crow.....?
DeRaptor(Ad for Old Navy Underwear. Because somewhere, a small child hasn't been scarred by an Old Navy commercial yet.)
* Sound request: can't find 'toearth2.wav'
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
DarkonZeroDAH1
DarkonZero1 to !
* DeRaptor chuckles.
DarkonZeroI don't want it.......waaaaaah!
DarkonZeroNo......
DeRaptor(Back on the SoL. Gypsy is talking to Mike and Servo while Crow stands vigilantly over a small terrarium.)
DeRaptorGYPSY: Well, y'know, being a billionaire got kinda boring, and I realized all I really wanted to do was maintain the higher functions of the good old Satellite of Love, so I got the nanites to repair the ship and stuff...
DeRaptorMIKE: Okay, but how'd WE get here?
Sentroid99Good point, De.
DeRaptorCROW: Well, at least you made it, Sucky...Poor Nippy, gone to that big cesspool in the sky...
DeRaptor(Tom glances back irritatedly at Crow.)
DeRaptorGYPSY: Well, y'know, that guy with the brain did it.
DeRaptor(Mads light flashes)
Sentroid99You know, I was thinking.
DeRaptorTOM: Ah, Mike, the woman in your life is calling.
DeRaptorMIKE: What? She's not the...oh, forget it...(hits the button)
DeRaptor(Castle Forrester. Bobo and Observer are carrying furniture back in with great difficulty.)
DeRaptorPEARL: Hiya, Nelsony, fembots! Miss me?
DeRaptorOBSERVER: Oh, I think I slipped a disc!
DeRaptor(SoL)
DeRaptorMIKE: Well, I can't honestly say that we ha-...
DeRaptorCROW: My chicken puppet! (runs off again.)
DeRaptorMIKE: Ah, Crow, you forgot your...leech...
DarkonZeroAnd hence De went mad and subjected us to bad spams.
DarkonZeroShe is evil.
DeRaptorIt's just my host segment thingamajigabobber...idunno.
DeRaptor(Castle)
DeRaptorPEARL: Well gee, I missed you guys too! And y'know, governing Qatar wasn't all that great, I mean, I execute a few civilians and the assassination attempts are just waaay too frequent. So when Cecil up there said she'd gotten the satellite back in orbit, I mean, who could say no?
DeRaptorBOBO: Yeah, and at the zoo, they wanted me to strip naked! I mean, what nerve those people ha-...
DeRaptorPEARL: Hey, listen monkey, didn't I say I wanted the solid lead full-size reproduction of Michealangelo's David IN my room by sundown! Get moving!
DeRaptorBOBO: (sheepishly) Yes, Lawgiver...
DeRaptorPEARL: So, as I was saying, what with Gypsy donating her fortune, you guys are gonna have a waaay wider selection of movies to choose from. In fact, first off we have the big-budget 1998 remake of Godzilla that you couldn't even get clips from before! Enjoy!
DeRaptor(SoL)
DeRaptorCROW: I found my chicken puppet!
DeRaptorTOM: That's nice, Crow, but, ah...
DeRaptorMIKE: WE GOT MOVIE SIGN! AAAAAAUUUGH!
DeRaptorCROW: Hey, just like old times! Yaaay!
DarkonZeroStill De.....it's purely evil.
DeRaptorAnd that's it.
DeRaptorI know.
DeRaptorBut I'm evil.
DarkonZeroAnd we lufe you for it.
Sentroid99
Sentroid99there we go
Sentroid99
Sentroid99S.o.L.²
DarkonZeroShBEEP. outta. Luck.
DeRaptorlufe.
DeRaptorlufe lufe
Sentroid99HEY!
DarkonZeroYes lufe.....
DeRaptorThe SoL was kinda SOL wasn't it...
DarkonZeroomega lufes us.
Sentroid99Stop smoking my leaves and taking my lines, Darkon and De
DarkonZero.....
Sentroid99wait, that didn't sound right
DarkonZeroALWAYS ABOUT SENT...GEEZ!
Sentroid99I lufe you.
DarkonZeroYes...we know.
Sentroid99:(
Sentroid99All you need is lufe.
DarkonZeroWe lufe you Sent....no matter how you are.
DeRaptorI lufe you, you lufe me, we're a hoopy fumily...
DarkonZero.....
DeRaptor...
Sentroid99Actually, I can't say how I am right now. Not since that mstiegate.com incident
DeRaptorAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
DarkonZeroOk.....that will be the last Barney ref.
DeRaptor"I love you!" --Crow the Cow
Sentroid99?
DarkonZeroThat's better.
Sentroid99Darkon?
* DeRaptor hits herself on the head with a hammer.
DarkonZeroWhat>
DarkonZero> to ?
Sentroid99De's gone insane again! Tie her to the couch!
DarkonZeroUh.....she'd kill me if I did such a thing.
* DeRaptor feels the terrible transformation coming on......
Sentroid99Oh God no!
*** DeRaptor is now known as ElmyRaptor
ElmyRaptorOooh!
Sentroid99?
DarkonZeroI'd like it thought....d'ohQ
ElmyRaptorLookit all the cutie wootie heads!
DarkonZeroQ to !
ElmyRaptorI'm gonna love them and squeeze them and hug them to pieces!
DarkonZero.....
DarkonZeroRUN!
* ElmyRaptor hugs CallipyG until his eyes bug out, then lunges at Sentroid.
Sentroid99I thought it'd be her goofy Jar Jar Impression
* DarkonZero runs and hides.
Sentroid99GAH!
* Sentroid99 flies out of the room
ElmyRaptorI love you all, you little muffin heads!
* ElmyRaptor changes back.
*** ElmyRaptor is now known as DeRaptor
DeRaptor...
*** Sentroid99 is now known as Lodovik
DeRaptorDid that thing just happen again?
* Lodovik hits De in the head
*** Lodovik is now known as Sentroid91
DarkonZero[ECHO] I'm gonna stay hiding for a bit okay.
* DeRaptor shakes her head violently and sends plumage and spittle flying everywhere.
Sentroid91<From the roof> Good idea
DeRaptorWhere'd ev'rybuddy go?
Sentroid91<from roof> to #omega. Go bother him
DarkonZero[ECHO] Sent you gave yourself away.....
* DeRaptor looks at the roof.
DeRaptorHey...is that you up, there, 'troid?
Sentroid91not really, you don't know which roof i'm on
DeRaptorhmm.
DarkonZero[ECHO] No offense...but I'd just like to be safe for now.
* DeRaptor sits on the couch and enjoys having the channel to herself.
Sentroid91I could be on the roof of the hospital from Soultaker......
Sentroid91...d'oh!
DarkonZero[ECHO] I ment that for De.
* DeRaptor sips some lemonade.
DarkonZero[ECHo} DAG NAB TYPOI!
DarkonZeroDUUJ!
[SOUND]
CallipyGi gotta go
CallipyGsorry i feel asleep
DarkonZero[ECHO] LATER CG!
* DarkonZero peeks out from his hiding spot.
CallipyGi'm a little annoyed at Sent cuz he thinks he's this channel's god now
DeRaptorbye, Callip.
* Sentroid91 goes back on the #D13 roof
CallipyGbut, thats ok
* DeRaptor refuses to make sacrifices to Sentroid.
Sentroid91I was kidding, Callip
DeRaptorAt least, of anything other than a SciFi exec.
CallipyGi figured, but i didnt see the premise for kidding
DarkonZero[ECHO] Were you?
DeRaptorOr maybe Adam Sandler.
CallipyGthats why i was wondering
CallipyGanyway
CallipyGcya later
DarkonZeroBYE!
DarkonZeroD'oh!
Sentroid91I'm insane right now. You'll have to put up with this me until I get mstiegate.com
*** CallipyG has quit IRC (Leaving)
Sentroid91k, c-ya
Sentroid91which I won't
* DarkonZero peeks out of his hiding spot again.
Sentroid91and Lodovik'll get it
DarkonZeroIt looks safe.
Sentroid91and then no more MSTieGate.
Sentroid91and then i'll really go kill myself.
DarkonZeroSent......don't go that far.
DeRaptorWell...you could make something else...or something...idunno.
*** JavaMon has joined #Deep13
* DarkonZero comes out of his hiding spot
DarkonZero......
JavaMonhehe
DarkonZeroOk.....
DarkonZeroNow.....
DarkonZeroTIME TO KILL!
*** JavaMon has quit IRC (JavaMon)
Sentroid91kill who?
* DeRaptor hides under the couch.
* DeRaptor changes into her whimpy Gungan self.
DarkonZeroOk....nobody.
*** JavaMon has joined #Deep13
*** DeRaptor is now known as DeDeBinks
Sentroid91GAH!
DeDeBinksDeysa all tryin' to kill mes!
DarkonZeroI'm leaving......
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
Session Close: Mon Aug 23 21:36:47 1999
Session Start: Mon Aug 23 21:36:57 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<Bozarth> Just a sec, I have to go Family Feud the dog'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Mon Aug 23 10:13:53
DeDeBinksWhoops...me make an oopies.
*** JavaMon has joined #Deep13
*** JavaMon has quit IRC (JavaMon)
DarkonZeroAnd the horror still hasn't endned.
DarkonZeroDAH!
* DeDeBinks stays curled in fetal position under the couch.
Sentroid91SOYLENT GREEN!
DarkonZeroOk.....
Sentroid91hehe
Sentroid91It's on CC now
DarkonZeroI got to rmember I have to live with the thing that is DeDe.
DarkonZeroIn IRC i mean.
DarkonZeroDAH!
*** Sentroid91 is now known as SeSeBinks
* DeDeBinks blinks squishily.
DarkonZeroDAG NABBIT!
SeSeBinksMesa maxi insane
* DeDeBinks changes back to protobird form.
*** DeDeBinks is now known as DeRaptor
DarkonZeroI wish I was dead now......and I mean it.
* DeRaptor continues hiding under the couch.
* SeSeBinks changes back to killer robot/alien/ghost thing
* DeRaptor snickers.
*** SeSeBinks is now known as Sentroid91
DarkonZero.....
DeRaptorI could do something even worse...
DarkonZeroSent has a resume.
Sentroid91Like it?
DarkonZeroAs a descript of himself.
DeRaptorAlthough my changing into Pikachu would probably cause the Universe to implode.
DarkonZero.....
Sentroid91actually it's not my full resume
Sentroid91hehe, Soylent Cow Pies
* Sound request: can't find 'scowpies.wav'
[Sentroid91 SOUND]
DarkonZeroI hope my conformation to Cybercities goes through......they offered me free stocks, but they did that to all the people who registered to them.
* Sound request: can't find 'soylent2.wav'
[Sentroid91 SOUND]
* Sound request: can't find 'caribou.wav'
[Sentroid91 SOUND]
DarkonZeroSent....what did I say about your wav files?
Sentroid91Caribou!
Sentroid91You didn't say anything....
DeRaptorhttp://www.remarq.com/transcript.asp?g=alt%2Etv%2Emst3k&tn=50005879&sh=ff82d85ef5113ad1&idx=-1
DarkonZeroYes I did.
* Sentroid91 neuralyses DarkonZero
DarkonZeroOk....
Sentroid91You didn't say anything.
DarkonZeroWhatever.
DarkonZeroI said they were too large!
Sentroid91Well then take that darned wavgetter off
DarkonZeroNo....
Sentroid91suit yourself
[Sentroid91 SOUND]
DarkonZeroAnd hence I went insane and slaughtered all.
Sentroid91hmm, sounds good
* DeRaptor hides some more.
*** JavaMon has joined #Deep13
Sentroid91hehee! cool!
Sentroid91do a /whois on JavaMon
DeRaptoroookay
DarkonZeroHmmm....
JavaMonneat, huh?
DarkonZeroWell........no.
DeRaptorwhat, the MSTieGate Java Chat thing?
DarkonZeroNot really.
Sentroid91http://mstiegate.cjb.net/chat.html
DarkonZeroMaybe for a few seconds.
DarkonZeroBut, that's about all.
DarkonZeroI'm posting on the long abandoned ATTMTN.
JavaMonthere, am I on?
JavaMonahh, better....
JavaMonI lufe you
DarkonZero.....
*** JavaMon has quit IRC (JavaMon)
Sentroid91bye
Sentroid91javamon
DarkonZeroAnd hence Sent went mad and became a Canadian.
Sentroid91GAH!
Sentroid91No way
Sentroid91never
DarkonZeroYou maybe one now.
Sentroid91I doubt that.
Sentroid91Do a whois on me
DarkonZeroI see a .ca there.
DarkonZeroCANADIAN!
Sentroid91I don't
Sentroid91Sentroid91 is Someguy@cc434209-a.avnl1.nj.home.com * Yup
DarkonZeroCause you're Canadian.
DeRaptorStupid TLC calling Pterosaurs pterodactyls.
Sentroid91Terrorsaur
DarkonZeroWhat is this....a post by a Franko J Stallone.
DarkonZeroCalled "Stuff"
Sentroid91where?
Sentroid91where? where?
DeRaptorHmm. Mp3s won't d/l this late. Hmph.
Sentroid91where? where?
DarkonZeroOn Remarq.
Sentroid91where? where?
Sentroid91what's the addy?
DarkonZeroIt won't come up though.
Sentroid91WHERE?
DarkonZeroThe post.
* DeRaptor thinks Jeff Goldblum should just shut up.
Sentroid91where?
DarkonZeroDe...I agree with you whole heartedly.
Sentroid91where is this post, Darkon?
DeRaptorSheesh, there's Bakker.
DarkonZeroSent....www.remarq.com
DarkonZeroDo a search for tom servo....
DarkonZeroClick on alt.tom-servo.taugh.me.to.newgroup
* DarkonZero is weeary by his old age.
DarkonZeroweary even.
* DarkonZero remembers the first computer he used...a Commodore VIC 20.
DarkonZeroThen were the days.
DarkonZeroThem even.
Sentroid91  Updated
Sentroid91        Replies
Sentroid91                 Topic (Started by)
Sentroid91  Aug 23
Sentroid91                 Ok...it's still the hiatus. (DarkonZero)
Sentroid91  Aug 13
Sentroid91                 The hiatus and the return. (DarkonZero)
Sentroid91  Aug 11
Sentroid91                 Wow, my server actually carries this
Sentroid91                 newsgroup! (Guillermo Quiej)
Sentroid91  Aug 05
Sentroid91that's all I see
DarkonZeroOh....it was deleted....just now.
Sentroid91d'oh
DarkonZeroOopie!
DarkonZeroDe lufed everyone and her sister.
Sentroid91huh?
DarkonZeroJust checking something.
DarkonZeroWait.
DarkonZeroAttention check.
Sentroid91there, I just posted again
DarkonZeroHehe.
DarkonZeroOk.
Sentroid91didn't come up yet
DarkonZeroIt won't for a bit.
DarkonZeroOf corse.
DarkonZeroDAH!
DarkonZeroTYPOS!
DarkonZeroOk.......to say again.
DarkonZeroDe lufed everyone and her sister.
DarkonZeroOk......strike out unneccsary stuff.
DarkonZeroDamn spelling too.
Sentroid91I don't think De lufes her sister..... much...... I know I don't
DarkonZeroI'm just seeing if she's paying attention...that's all.
DarkonZeroDe lufes her sister.
Sentroid91I don't think she is
DarkonZeroShe'll kill me....but that the pain.
DarkonZerothat to that's
DarkonZeroAnd I'm bored......that's another thing.
Sentroid91De lufes Barney and the Teletubbies
Sentroid91and Blue's Clues
* DeRaptor blinks.
DarkonZeroOooh......put the most hateful thing.
DarkonZeroDAH!
Sentroid91GAH!
* DeRaptor pushes a button and Sentro drops through a trap door into a tank of kronosaurs.
* Sentroid91 hides
DarkonZeroHe did it.
* Sentroid91 kills them all and throws one of the carcasses at De
DarkonZeroOk.....I started it De.
DarkonZeroFirst this....
DarkonZeroDe lufed everyone and her sister.
DarkonZeroThen this....
Sentroid91I think she's buried in the Bionosaur's carcass.
DarkonZeroDe lufes her sister.
DarkonZeroOh well....
Sentroid91and then De lufes Barney, the Teletubbies and Blue's Clues
DarkonZeroI'm dead anyway.
* DeRaptor drops a 16-ton anvil on Sentro and Darkon.
DarkonZeroSe.
DarkonZeroDAH typo.
Sentroid9116-ton isn't big enough for both of us
DeRaptorSentroid lufes TS, Ironf, jresh and Bonnie Hammer.
DarkonZeroDAH!
Sentroid91gah!
*** heartbreak has joined #deep13
* Sentroid91 takes out a micro ray gun and shrinks De
DarkonZeroI feel what just walked in.
heartbreakwhats this room about
DarkonZeroStuff.
Sentroid91MST3K
heartbreaklike?
DarkonZeroThat too.
*** heartbreak has left #deep13
Sentroid91loser
DarkonZeroAnd there....I feel better.
* DeRaptor grabs the shrink ray, puts in in reverse, grows huge, and steps on Sentro.
DarkonZeroOk....De, why no hurtful thigns for me?
* DeRaptor runs.
DarkonZeroI feel left out.
DeRaptorIdunno.
* Sentroid91 bites De
DeRaptorOkay, okay.
* DeRaptor mallets Darkon.
DeRaptorFeel better?
DarkonZeroOk....not that....the lufs thing.
DarkonZeroTYPOS...
Sentroid91must we endure this senseless violence?
DeRaptorOh.
DeRaptorWell, Darkon lufes Doug Herzog, Stephen Chao, and, uh...Michael Eisner.
Sentroid91hehee
Sentroid91De lufes Mike Ovitz
DarkonZeroIt doesn't work....
DarkonZeroSorry...
DarkonZeroI loath them....but it doesn't work.
Sentroid91I think I killed her
DeRaptornope.
Sentroid91oh
Sentroid91Even so, De lufes Mike Ovitz.
DeRaptorJust listening to Goldblum blow a lot of crap about dinosaurs through his piehole.
DarkonZero.....
Sentroid91My gawd! Someone made a channel called #bonnies
DeRaptoreep!
DarkonZero.....
DarkonZeroI think I better leave before something I might say.....
Sentroid91and it's pretty close to the room called #canada
DarkonZeroLater......
Sentroid91c-ya
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Mon Aug 23 22:10:40 1999

Generated by irclog2html.py 2.12.1 by Marius Gedminas - find it at mg.pov.lt!