| Session Start: Mon Aug 23 18:34:04 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<Bozarth> Just a sec, I have to go Family Feud the dog' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Mon Aug 23 10:13:53 | ||
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
|---|---|---|
| DarKrow | DZ! | |
| DarKrow | DISCOVERY ZONE! | |
| DarkonZero | Yes.....I am here. | |
| DarkonZero | As are you. | |
| DarKrow | kewl | |
| DarkonZero | And Cam. | |
| DarkonZero | So what's going on? | |
| DarKrow | nuthin | |
| DarkonZero | I thought as much. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well. | |
| TheCambot | Oh! | |
| TheCambot | Hey there. | |
| DarkonZero | OH! | |
| TheCambot | PEE! | |
| TheCambot | KYEW! | |
| TheCambot | ARE! | |
| TheCambot | ESS! | |
| TheCambot | TEA! | |
| TheCambot | YOU! | |
| TheCambot | VEE! | |
| TheCambot | DOUBLEYEW! | |
| TheCambot | EX! | |
| TheCambot | WHY? | |
| TheCambot | ZEE! | |
| DarKrow | MNJ! | |
| DarKrow | NBM! | |
| DarKrow | HB! | |
| DarKrow | XV B! | |
| DarkonZero | TEA! (makes) YOU! PEE! | |
| DarkonZero | Why does Boz have to Family Feud the dog? | |
| DarkonZero | Anyone? | |
| * DarkonZero kicks the others until they awaken. | ||
| TheCambot | What does that mean, anyway? | |
| DarkonZero | I have no idea.....that's why I asked. | |
| TheCambot | I would get it if someone said they had to Family feud themself. | |
| DarkonZero | They musta been playing Mad Libs or something. | |
| TheCambot | Hmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | We'll never know. | |
| DarkonZero | DK might and maybe holding out on us. | |
| TheCambot | Yeah. | |
| TheCambot | Let's drain the liquid from his body when he's not looking. | |
| TheCambot | That'll show him. | |
| * DarkonZero taps DK with a beer keg tap. | ||
| DarKrow | ow | |
| DarkonZero | He'll drain fast. | |
| DarKrow | hey! | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh. | |
| DarKrow | what's this! | |
| * DarKrow looks at the tap! | ||
| DarKrow | HEY! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...nothing/ | |
| DarKrow | It hurt | |
| DarKrow | get it out! | |
| DarkonZero | I did n't put it there. | |
| DarkonZero | Cam did. | |
| DarKrow | get it out! | |
| DarKrow | ow | |
| DarkonZero | Tell Cam...not me. | |
| DarKrow | I DON'T CARE | |
| DarKrow | GET IT OUT! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....GEEZ. | |
| DarKrow | ANYONE! | |
| * DarkonZero rips the tap out of DK. | ||
| TheCambot | *cough* | |
| DarKrow | OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! | |
| DarkonZero | The culprit coughs. | |
| * DarKrow puts a band-aid on the hole | ||
| DarKrow | ow. | |
| * DarKrow nurses the wound | ||
| DarkonZero | T'weren't my idea. | |
| DarkonZero | Mars actually did it. | |
| TheCambot | Dumb Mars. | |
| DarkonZero | Mars was out to get ya, didja know. | |
| *** Goku has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Goku | hi hi | |
| DarkonZero | KU! | |
| Goku | *** Now talking in #Deep13 | |
| Goku | *** Topic is 'http://www.solbase.com The online MSTie battle continues' | |
| Goku | hmm... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmmm..... | |
| Goku | DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | What's up my friend? | |
| Goku | nadda, and you | |
| TheCambot | Hey Ku. | |
| DarkonZero | Me.......nothing but pissed at my workplace. | |
| DarkonZero | But it's a long story best not told. | |
| Goku | okie | |
| *** Timmyling has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Timmyling | Hi all. | |
| DarkonZero | LING! | |
| TheCambot | Ling! | |
| Goku | School starts Wed. for me | |
| Goku | Ling! | |
| TheCambot | Boy, people are all piling in at once. | |
| DarkonZero | School..... | |
| Timmyling | Ling! | |
| Timmyling | Oh. | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot was school was like. | |
| TheCambot | School was like? | |
| DarkonZero | I graduated from high school 5 years ago. | |
| DarKrow | I start the day after labor day | |
| DarKrow | LING! | |
| DarKrow | HEY! | |
| TheCambot | Is that a new slang term, like "phat," or "buddah," or "boombastic"? | |
| TheCambot | "I forgot school was like." | |
| DarkonZero | Cam....what are ya talking about? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...... | |
| TheCambot | That. | |
| Timmyling | <DarkonZero> I forgot was school was like. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| TheCambot | Oh. I must have skipped over the other was. It's till wrong! | |
| TheCambot | Till?! | |
| DarkonZero | Wow, I musta came up with a new one. | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| Timmyling | Gah! Typo plauge! | |
| DarkonZero | I meant....I forgot what school was like. | |
| DarkonZero | Cause, I graduated from high school 5 years ago. | |
| DarKrow | It shows | |
| DarKrow | Hey Ling | |
| DarkonZero | Thank you......typos and all. | |
| DarkonZero | Thing-a-ling! | |
| TheCambot | Tok. | |
| DarkonZero | What is it Cam? You wanna wok to cook in? | |
| TheCambot | No. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...ok. | |
| TheCambot | Yeah. Okay. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-huh.....you want the wok, don't ya? | |
| * DarkonZero tries to hand Cam a wok. | ||
| TheCambot | I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' WOK! | |
| DarkonZero | GEEZ....ok. | |
| * DarkonZero takes back the wok. | ||
| TheCambot | I don't wanna hear another word about it. | |
| * DarkonZero still thinks Cam wants the wok. | ||
| TheCambot | Yeah, well ya think wrong. | |
| TheCambot | Look over there! | |
| DarkonZero | It's handmade. | |
| * TheCambot points. | ||
| DarkonZero | No, I don't take direction well. | |
| TheCambot | LOOK! | |
| DarkonZero | I told you.....I don't take direction well. | |
| TheCambot | I told you...LOOK!' | |
| TheCambot | It's a flying elephant! | |
| DarkonZero | And I told you.......I don't take direction well. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...it's you then...I saw ya. | |
| TheCambot | I b'lieve I've seen 'bout everything, when I see an elephant fly. | |
| TheCambot | "I seen a horse fly!" | |
| TheCambot | "I seen butter fly!" | |
| DarkonZero | So have I. | |
| TheCambot | "I seen a house fly!" | |
| DarkonZero | Have you seen an "Ass fly"? | |
| TheCambot | *cough* | |
| TheCambot | Even left field doesn't know where that'n came from. | |
| DarkonZero | Just turn around and I'll show ya? | |
| DarkonZero | ? to . | |
| TheCambot | Wha-? | |
| DarkonZero | Turn around. | |
| TheCambot | Thanks but no thanks. | |
| DarkonZero | Why not....I'll show you one. | |
| * DarKrow will BRB 14,15(2,15 14,15) | ||
| DarkonZero | An "ass fly". | |
| DarkonZero | Just turn around...and you'll see. | |
| TheCambot | Well, an ass is a donkey, which is sorta like a horse, and I've seen a horse fly. | |
| DarkonZero | Not that type of ass. | |
| DarkonZero | Turn around. | |
| TheCambot | I don't like this game. | |
| DarkonZero | It's no game.....just turn around. | |
| *** Bozarth has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | BOZ! | |
| Bozarth | wow, that's still up | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
| Timmyling | Hi Boz. | |
| DarkonZero | And why? | |
| Bozarth | huh? | |
| DarkonZero | Playing Mad Libs again. | |
| Goku | 8,1Quote added: 6,8 <Brylin> man... why'd howard stern get married <Brylin> wait <Brylin> that probably sounded horribly wrong | |
| Goku | your idiocy has been imortalized have a nice day :) | |
| Timmyling | Because Boz flubbed when he tried to say "Just a sec, I have to go feed the dog." | |
| DarkonZero | Ah..... | |
| Bozarth | I said fewed | |
| Timmyling | And Loc somehow pulled the topic from that. | |
| DarkonZero | Again....ah. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....now Cam, turn around. | |
| * Bozarth feel weird about waht happened sunday | ||
| DarkonZero | ...... | |
| DarkonZero | Should I ask? | |
| Bozarth | uhh....do you? | |
| TheCambot | Huh. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...shoot. What happened? | |
| TheCambot | What happened Sunday? | |
| Goku | I need quotes!...say stupid embarising stuff! | |
| Bozarth | O whole weird thing | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...like that sums it up. | |
| DarkonZero | TELL US MORE!] | |
| DarkonZero | -] | |
| Bozarth | stupid, embarassing stuff | |
| DarkonZero | Ok......then why in the hell did ya bring it up if you're not gonna share. | |
| Goku | (already have enough quotes exactly like that hehe) | |
| Bozarth | Cause cam'll make fun of me | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.......then just relay it in a query. | |
| Bozarth | yeah....20 quesions sounds good | |
| DarkonZero | And Cam.......just turn around. | |
| DarkonZero | Boz.....I hate 20 questions. | |
| Bozarth | wait...lemme give you a synopsis of what happened | |
| DarkonZero | Okey. | |
| TheCambot | Er... | |
| TheCambot | Please do. | |
| Goku | I have to go soon! turn stupid mode on yoursleves! | |
| DarkonZero | Cam...TURN AROUND NOW! | |
| TheCambot | I can't hear you, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Turn around..... | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...I'll show everyone an "ass fly" now. | |
| * DarkonZero kicks Cam real hard and watches that ass fly! | ||
| Goku | *laugh track* | |
| DarkonZero | Two types of ass in that one. | |
| DarkonZero | Cam and then his ass. | |
| DarkonZero | Or are they one in the same? | |
| Goku | awww someone took my dbz topic down :( | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN THEM! | |
| TheCambot | Huh. | |
| * Goku would put it back up, *holding up oath of lazyness* but can't | ||
| Bozarth | We're at this carnival like thing, and I'm looking at the girl whom I adore. Anyway, some guy told me earlier this month thay a girl likes me. He told a lot of people except me. Some body said it was my girl that I adore. I needed to confirm this. We were discussing how I could get this information. I paid 5 bucks to find out it was her, my dream girl. So, my friends urged me to go over a talk with her. I declined cause I was nervous. I was finally | |
| TheCambot | You finally? | |
| TheCambot | That' | |
| Bozarth | I was so nervous, mind mind went blank. She ended up just walking away with some others. I felt like I was going to throw up I was so nervous. | |
| TheCambot | s a dumb story. | |
| Goku | ...puched in a pit and died. THE END | |
| Goku | *pushed | |
| TheCambot | Good job, Boz. | |
| DarkonZero | Well enough. | |
| Bozarth | Shut up! Like you fared any better | |
| Timmyling | How is this any different from The Katie Incident, Cam? Which Loc claims you made up. | |
| DarkonZero | Direct that towards Cam. | |
| Bozarth | bum-bum-BUM | |
| TheCambot | I DID fare better. | |
| Bozarth | HA HA | |
| Bozarth | ROFL | |
| TheCambot | I at least talk to Katie. | |
| DarkonZero | Cam took his (blow-up) doll on a date. | |
| Bozarth | I do too! It's talking in real life that gets me | |
| *** DarKrow has quit IRC (Read error to DarKrow[client-151-197-120-58.bellatlantic.net]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| TheCambot | You talk to katie? | |
| TheCambot | Cam: "I talk to Katie." Boz: "I do too!" | |
| Goku | yeah talking, that takes way too much energy | |
| TheCambot | You're not Danny, are you? | |
| *** Bozarth is now known as Danny | ||
| Danny | of course not | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe. | |
| *** Danny is now known as Bozarth | ||
| TheCambot | That's not even remotely funny. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes it was. | |
| TheCambot | I'll slit your throat. | |
| DarkonZero | Whose? | |
| *** Bozarth is now known as Danny | ||
| DarkonZero | Mine or his. | |
| Danny | mine | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...Boz is on a roll. | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
| * /sound: unable to play 'krankor.wav' | ||
| Danny | You want to rag pn me more, StapleBoy? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....hehe....got to get serious. | |
| *** Danny is now known as Bozarth | ||
| TheCambot | I wouldn't talk to me under that name if I were me...and I am. | |
| Bozarth | I have a plan to get with her | |
| TheCambot | With Katie? | |
| *** Bozarth is now known as Danny | ||
| TheCambot | You darn well better not, checkerhead. | |
| Danny | I already have her...or did! | |
| *** Danny is now known as Bozarth | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| Bozarth | like had her | |
| DarkonZero | Must hide our hate. | |
| Bozarth | disguise it | |
| DarkonZero | No...I changed it to hide. | |
| Bozarth | I'm too nervous for my own good...hopefully I can get over it | |
| DarkonZero | It'll pass. | |
| DarkonZero | The nervousness. | |
| Bozarth | I dunno...You'll have to see this girl | |
| Timmyling | ...with a paper bag over her head. | |
| TheCambot | well unlike others, I don't judge my obsessions on looks alone. | |
| Timmyling | Thank you, ladies and germs. | |
| TheCambot | You're welcome. | |
| DarkonZero | If I did...it'll probably be illegal to even touch her. | |
| Bozarth | ? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm 23. | |
| DarkonZero | That's why. | |
| Bozarth | yeah, it would | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| TheCambot | Boz, please tell me she has redeeming qualities beyond visual pleasantness? | |
| TheCambot | No ?. | |
| Bozarth | She's the only one I can actually have a conversation with without having me being put down or insulted | |
| TheCambot | Yeah, that's hard to come by, you dolt. | |
| DarkonZero | Cam is the only person to have a conversation with with being insulted and put down. | |
| TheCambot | What? | |
| Bozarth | I | |
| DarkonZero | You read it. | |
| TheCambot | With with being? | |
| Bozarth | 'm trying to get to know her | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...with with. | |
| TheCambot | I didn't interpret it. DO you make Cliff's Notes? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...I make Cam's Notes. | |
| Goku | I go now! | |
| Goku | buh bye! | |
| *** Goku has quit IRC (buh bye) | ||
| Bozarth | She trusts me with information..she likes me for me... | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.....please don't do lyrics from that song. | |
| Bozarth | I don't plan on it | |
| TheCambot | I can't have conversations without being insulted either. Like the other day, I took a bullet for a man, and he laughed at me when I shed a tear of pain! Called me a baby! It was a bullet to the head, for chrissake! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....thank you. | |
| TheCambot | I wasn't even crying! I just teared up and breathed real heavily. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DarkonZero | And what does that have to do with anything? | |
| Bozarth | I'm trying to get her to go to HC with me and then express my feelings for her...but there might be a snag | |
| DarkonZero | Pertaining to this convo. | |
| TheCambot | A snag? | |
| TheCambot | What snag? | |
| Bozarth | I tried out for a play tonight and a production date is on HC night | |
| * TheCambot realizes he has to be supportive and "interested" in people's love lives now that he's obscenely shared his every thought and experience and made everyone pay attention. | ||
| Bozarth | I hope I don't get in it | |
| TheCambot | Who wants to go to homecoming anyway? Tell her to come to the production meeting. | |
| DarkonZero | Just turn down the part. | |
| Bozarth | not really romantic, when you're onstage and she's watching you | |
| DarkonZero | Or what Cam suggests. | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| Bozarth | I don't want to be a jerk and say "I don't want to be in it" | |
| TheCambot | Turn down the part and then talk really loud about it to someone near her, pretending you don't know she's there. | |
| Bozarth | I figure something out | |
| Bozarth | "Brother's gonna work it out | |
| DarkonZero | Boz.....does sounding like jerk a real concern? | |
| Bozarth | yes | |
| Bozarth | I don't like being a jerk | |
| TheCambot | "MAN! I HAD TO TURN DOWN THE LEAD ROLE IN THE SCHOOL'S BEST PLAY EVER, SERPICO, BECAUSE I WANTED TO SPEND TIME WITH <state her name> AT HOMECOMING! Oh, hi, <state her name>, how are you? | |
| TheCambot | " | |
| Bozarth | unless someone deserves it | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmmm......get past that....everyone will sound like a jerk one time (or more) in their lives. | |
| Bozarth | I'll think of something | |
| Bozarth | maybe she'll get to me first...that'll help tremendously | |
| DarkonZero | Wait and see.... | |
| DarkonZero | Or don't wait and see.... | |
| DarkonZero | CONTRADICTION! | |
| DarkonZero | I AM! | |
| * Bozarth doesn't think he should take advice from Cam...for good reason :) | ||
| TheCambot | You are...? | |
| DarkonZero | What about me? | |
| TheCambot | You are what? | |
| Bozarth | no he isn't | |
| TheCambot | <DarkonZero> I AM! | |
| TheCambot | You think therefore you are? | |
| DarkonZero | CONTRADICTION! | |
| DarkonZero | IAM! | |
| DarkonZero | I AM! | |
| DarkonZero | OOPIE! | |
| TheCambot | Iam Eeson? | |
| DarkonZero | CAM IS POOPIE! | |
| Bozarth | Are not | |
| TheCambot | HAHAHAHA! | |
| TheCambot | Iam Eeson! I kill me! | |
| Bozarth | can we start over? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...yes. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....Boz, would you take advice from me? | |
| Bozarth | yes | |
| TheCambot | I give good advice! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...cool. | |
| Bozarth | I haven't heard you screw up | |
| TheCambot | I just don't practive what I preach. | |
| TheCambot | Prac...tice... | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe....me....I always screw-up. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...not aways. | |
| DarkonZero | There now I did. | |
| DarkonZero | d'oh. | |
| Bozarth | any advice then? | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.....hmmmm....not really. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry. | |
| DarkonZero | I went blank. | |
| Bozarth | thanks | |
| DarkonZero | d'oh. | |
| Bozarth | I just hope I end up with her | |
| Bozarth | NOT KATIE!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Think pos man. | |
| DarkonZero | POSITIVE | |
| Bozarth | *geek voice* I hadn't been with a girl before | |
| * Bozarth can't believe he admitted it | ||
| DarkonZero | You wanna know that truth bout me....I never had a girl friend. | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh | |
| Bozarth | and you're how old? | |
| TheCambot | Most of us haven't. | |
| Bozarth | 23? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...I'm 23. | |
| TheCambot | Ooh. | |
| DarkonZero | And never had a girl friend. | |
| TheCambot | Well, most of us 20 haven't. | |
| DarkonZero | Hirls as friends, but nothing more. | |
| TheCambot | Us 20? | |
| DarkonZero | Hirls to Girls. | |
| TheCambot | Us under 20. | |
| TheCambot | Hurls as friends? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...hurls. | |
| Bozarth | I plan on it though | |
| DarkonZero | I threw up alot and made friends with my puke. | |
| DarkonZero | Disregard the last statement from me. | |
| TheCambot | Huh. | |
| Bozarth | I don't think I'll come here for advice no more | |
| DarkonZero | Though I thoroughly logged it. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry Boz. | |
| Bozarth | 's ok | |
| TheCambot | Boz...do you want advice on talking to her or on the homecoming thing? | |
| Bozarth | i guess | |
| TheCambot | That does not answer my question. | |
| TheCambot | Not at all. | |
| TheCambot | It was a multiple-choice question. | |
| DarkonZero | Which one Boz. | |
| DarkonZero | . to ? | |
| Bozarth | sure | |
| DarkonZero | Ok..that helped. | |
| TheCambot | Well, be that way. | |
| DarkonZero | We still lufe you Boz. | |
| Bozarth | tell me | |
| Bozarth | I want to here this | |
| DarkonZero | O what? | |
| Bozarth | I want to hear Cam's tips | |
| DarkonZero | Oh..... | |
| TheCambot | Is this girl well-read and humorous and thought-provoking and stuff? | |
| DarkonZero | Cam the love studs guru'ing. | |
| TheCambot | Or is she just a dumb cheerleader that makes you feel warm and squishy inside? | |
| DarkonZero | Squishy....hmmmm. | |
| Bozarth | uh...in between...I guess | |
| TheCambot | Well, as long as she shows potential. | |
| TheCambot | You have way more than I had/have to go on, because all evidence says she likes you back, so there's no reason to be nervous. | |
| TheCambot | In fact, she expects you to ask her on a date. | |
| Bozarth | but she is very beautiful | |
| TheCambot | Yeah, well so is Britney Spears. | |
| TheCambot | And Josef Stalin. No, wait! | |
| TheCambot | None of you saw that. | |
| DarkonZero | I did.....and i logged. | |
| DarkonZero | i to is | |
| TheCambot | Is did? | |
| TheCambot | Boz, I never understood, didn't you already ask her to homecoming? | |
| TheCambot | And didn't she say yes? | |
| Bozarth | Well, I can talk smart to her and she does twirl her hair on her finger and say "uuuuuuhh..k" | |
| TheCambot | Lord, Boz. | |
| Timmyling | Eek. | |
| Bozarth | I asked her...and she didn't know if she wanted to | |
| TheCambot | You and Prom, with your silly dum-dum crushes. | |
| Timmyling | Boz, don't take this personally, but this girl leans more towards the "squishy" side. | |
| Bozarth | She does | |
| TheCambot | My crush writes science fiction novels and surreal poetry, dammit! | |
| Bozarth | Squishy is good | |
| TheCambot | It is not! | |
| Bozarth | She's not totally squishy though | |
| TheCambot | She still doesn't write science fiction novels and surreal poetry. | |
| Bozarth | and? | |
| Bozarth | She likes everything I do | |
| Bozarth | she likes who I am | |
| TheCambot | So my would-be girlfriend is better than your would-be girlfriends, nanny-nanny-nya-nya! | |
| TheCambot | Girlfriends? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok, no need for that. | |
| TheCambot | Singularize that plural noun! | |
| TheCambot | Well, she is. | |
| TheCambot | I'm allowed. I'm more hopeless than Boz. | |
| DarkonZero | Cam.....does it matter...GEEZ. The guy is in..lufe. | |
| Bozarth | Lufe is a many splendered thing | |
| DarkonZero | Truly. | |
| TheCambot | Until some Danny freak comes along and spoils it. | |
| TheCambot | No, wait, that's only in some cases. | |
| TheCambot | I get confused. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....does it end here? | |
| TheCambot | Boz, I speak from experience. Make it known to this girl that you like her immediately, before she starts dating someone better than you. | |
| Bozarth | better than me? | |
| *** MSTManos has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | MANOS! | |
| TheCambot | In her eyes. | |
| MSTManos | Hi everyone. | |
| Bozarth | which includes67% of the world's population | |
| DarkonZero | Manos is sorta visible. | |
| * TheCambot starts toi greet Manos, and pauses. | ||
| TheCambot | No, wait, you hate me. | |
| MSTManos | Oh, hi Cam. | |
| Timmyling | Hi Manos. | |
| MSTManos | *ding* | |
| MSTManos | You are CORRECT, sir! | |
| MSTManos | Hey 'ling. | |
| DarkonZero | Manos is sorta visible. | |
| MSTManos | I'm fully visible, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Yup....I can barely see ya today. | |
| TheCambot | Stop talking about Manos. He hates me. | |
| MSTManos | No I don't. | |
| MSTManos | Liar. | |
| Bozarth | Well, I like my squishy girl, ok? | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | YOU GO BOZ.....YOU GO GET HER! | |
| DarkonZero | 'NOW! | |
| DarkonZero | - the ' | |
| Bozarth | she is online...I'm talking to her | |
| TheCambot | He said so. And kept pointing our personality flaws of mine. Didn't even pick worthwhile personality flaws, which I have lots of! He talked about hating me because I think people "change" too much. | |
| TheCambot | BOZ?! | |
| Bozarth | that's me | |
| TheCambot | BRING HER IN! | |
| TheCambot | BRING HER IN, BOZ! | |
| TheCambot | Please, please, please! | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmmm..... | |
| Bozarth | she doesn't have IRC | |
| DarkonZero | I'd freak her out. | |
| TheCambot | What about Java? | |
| Bozarth | I don't think she's ready for you | |
| DarkonZero | I have that affect. | |
| TheCambot | We'll act "squishy." | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | Me...I can't. | |
| Timmyling | I like string. | |
| DarkonZero | Ling surely can though. | |
| Bozarth | She's mildly squishy | |
| TheCambot | I'll say really nice things about you. | |
| Bozarth | she's the in-between | |
| Bozarth | well, she doesn't have IRC, so deal with it | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah right....until I see an "as fly"....oh, wait. | |
| Timmyling | Ahem. | |
| Timmyling | I don't have IRC. | |
| TheCambot | "Bozarth is kind of a god here. Oh, let's not wear gloves...he IS a god here." | |
| DarkonZero | as to ass | |
| TheCambot | Boz, dpes she have Java? (Deja vu.) | |
| TheCambot | D-pes? | |
| DarkonZero | Cam kisss ass IRL. | |
| TheCambot | doooooes | |
| Bozarth | just..don't ok? I don't want her to be scared off of me | |
| TheCambot | Boz! I swear on everything holy I'll be nice! | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-huh. | |
| Timmyling | Me too. | |
| Bozarth | I'm leaving anyway | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| Timmyling | If I was religious. | |
| TheCambot | If I ever bring Katie in here, I'd expect the same, so I'm not about ruin that dream by ruining yours. | |
| Bozarth | maybe I'll have a pic of her soon | |
| TheCambot | No, no, no! | |
| TheCambot | You bring her in this room THIS INSTANT! | |
| Bozarth | I must, I have to start school | |
| TheCambot | Tell her to go to starlink.org and use the Java thingie there. | |
| MSTManos | Cam, it's obvious from yesterday that if someone bring'd their g/f in here, you end up criticizing her for little things and annoy the hell out of her. | |
| Bozarth | I'm not about to do it, Cam, calm down | |
| TheCambot | Boz, you'll be fine. You don't do anything the first day, they'll let you sleep. | |
| MSTManos | bring'd = brings | |
| Timmyling | http://www.starlink.org/classes/, Boz. | |
| Bozarth | g'bye now | |
| TheCambot | Manos, he didn't bring her in here. | |
| Bozarth | I'll be off | |
| TheCambot | BOZ! | |
| TheCambot | STOPPIT! | |
| Bozarth | WHAT!!! | |
| Bozarth | I need some sleep!!! | |
| MSTManos | Yeah, but (maybe) you kept her from coming here. | |
| TheCambot | I won't say anything that couldn't be easily interpreted! | |
| Bozarth | It's not you guys...it's me | |
| Bozarth | I have to go | |
| * TheCambot dies laughing. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| TheCambot | "It's not you. It's me." | |
| DarkonZero | Later Boz...... | |
| Bozarth | If I don't get up in time, I'll have my ass on a platter tomorrow | |
| MSTManos | Weird. | |
| TheCambot | Oh, that's rich. | |
| *** Bozarth has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| TheCambot | Hmph. | |
| MSTManos | I'm not having any online girlfriends, nor will I mention them. | |
| MSTManos | Even real ones. | |
| MSTManos | Well... I'll have real ones. | |
| MSTManos | n/m | |
| TheCambot | All our citizens are getting girlfriends and leaving us for them. | |
| DarkonZero | And Cam love stud....who like to guru about stuff in that nature. | |
| *** CallipyG has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o CallipyG | ||
| MSTManos | Hey there CG. | |
| Timmyling | Hi CG. | |
| TheCambot | Cal, you don't have any girlfriend you'll abndon us for, do you? | |
| TheCambot | 'cause I don't like being abandoned. | |
| CallipyG | what gave you that idea, Cam? | |
| DarkonZero | CG! | |
| Timmyling | Because it seems to be the trend. | |
| TheCambot | We're losing Deep13ers. | |
| TheCambot | Prom and Boz don't lufe us anymore. | |
| CallipyG | Losing them? Why? | |
| DarkonZero | Not permanently. | |
| TheCambot | Well...Boz still loves us. | |
| CallipyG | Boz? | |
| DarkonZero | Prom lufes the sci-fi server. | |
| Timmyling | Well, Cam, not exactly. Boz can seperate #Deep13 and his real life sucessfully. | |
| TheCambot | But he wouldn't bring his girlfriend in. He's ashamed of us. | |
| *** Sentroid91 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Sentroid91 | ||
| MSTManos | Hey there Sent. | |
| Sentroid91 | hi | |
| DarkonZero | SENT! | |
| CallipyG | Well, I have a girlfriend who may want me to abandon you, but I have no intention of doing so | |
| TheCambot | Ling, are you implying that I don't? HMMM? | |
| Timmyling | He's not ashamed. He's just afraid he would damage what chance he has. | |
| MSTManos | You love finding the negative side of everything, don't you Cam/ | |
| TheCambot | You rock my world, Cal. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| * TheCambot hails Cal. | ||
| MSTManos | ? | |
| CallipyG | Do I? Oh, I feel so god damn special | |
| TheCambot | Er...well. | |
| MSTManos | Can I ask something here? | |
| TheCambot | Please do. | |
| Sentroid91 | icehole? | |
| CallipyG | I feel special, Cam | |
| CallipyG | the god damn was emphatic, not sarcastic | |
| CallipyG | Anyway | |
| TheCambot | Oh. | |
| MSTManos | If having a real g/f meant abandoning this room, would it be worth it? | |
| TheCambot | Okay. | |
| TheCambot | That's better. | |
| TheCambot | Uh...no. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmmm...... | |
| CallipyG | No | |
| MSTManos | I didn't ask you, Cam. | |
| MSTManos | Uh, just wondering, why not? | |
| TheCambot | Well aren;t you surprised that I said no? | |
| CallipyG | Anyway, Timmyling, I take offense to that statement about Boz as well | |
| MSTManos | Not in the least, Cam. | |
| TheCambot | But...Katie and all! | |
| DarkonZero | My g/f would have to understand that you all are my "friends". But since I have no g/f, it doesn't matter. | |
| MSTManos | Uh, no. | |
| TheCambot | Well, I would leave for Katie, but I would never have to. | |
| CallipyG | My g/f understands that, but she thinks you're all computer geniuses | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| MSTManos | Well, as you'll see this fall, I won't be on #deep13 every day. | |
| DarkonZero | Geniuses.....HAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| MSTManos | But that's because of school. So there. | |
| TheCambot | Silly her! Everyone knows I'm the only genius here. | |
| DarkonZero | CG...that's funny. | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm just a technogeek. | |
| TheCambot | Oh, wait...I didn't mean to say that out loud. | |
| MSTManos | Cam, dream on. | |
| TheCambot | You're all very intelligent people worthy of my presence. *rolls eyes* | |
| TheCambot | Oops. | |
| TheCambot | Didn't mean to virtually roll my eyes either. | |
| Timmyling | Well, time for me to depart. | |
| TheCambot | No! | |
| TheCambot | BRING HER IN, LING! | |
| Timmyling | Yes, Cam. | |
| TheCambot | Oh, wait... | |
| TheCambot | Never mind. That was the last exit. | |
| Sentroid91 | Callip: Tell your g/f i'm flattered | |
| Timmyling | I don't have a girlie of my own, sadlu... | |
| Timmyling | sadlu? | |
| Timmyling | sadly. | |
| TheCambot | Sad Lu? | |
| MSTManos | Me neither. | |
| Timmyling | I'll see ya later. | |
| TheCambot | You have a girlfriend named Sad Lu? | |
| *** Timmyling has quit IRC (Timmyling) | ||
| TheCambot | me neither. | |
| MSTManos | If I get one soon, I'll be lucky as hell. | |
| DarkonZero | Manos...that same goes here. | |
| TheCambot | If I get one soon, I'll be luckier than hell. | |
| MSTManos | Soon = The next year or two | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be happy as hell too. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe, good one Manos. | |
| MSTManos | Or three... | |
| TheCambot | Well you two don't pick up any girls in the Prometheus/Bozarth section of town. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| DarkonZero | A dumb girl will fit other needs. | |
| MSTManos | That's because there's few people like me. | |
| TheCambot | Katie has a sister, if you're interested. *nudge, nudge* | |
| MSTManos | I agree with DZ. | |
| TheCambot | Nobody's like me. | |
| TheCambot | No one understands my pain! | |
| MSTManos | Nobody's like me either. | |
| CallipyG | I WANT KATIE'S SISTER! | |
| MSTManos | Of course, it's no freaking surprise to me. | |
| TheCambot | I can call her now. | |
| TheCambot | She's in college. She's very funny, and a MSTie. | |
| CallipyG | has anyone ever heard of Liquid Tension Experiment? | |
| MSTManos | I don't like blind dates too much. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| TheCambot | I mean, she doesn't write science fiction novels and surreal poetry, but nobody's perfect. | |
| TheCambot | I mean, besides Katie. | |
| MSTManos | Usually, I think that whenever I go on one, the minute the other person realizes who she's going with, simply put, I'll be surprised if she lasts 5 minutes. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| TheCambot | When you say that, do you mean they knew you before, or they get to know you and don't like you? | |
| MSTManos | Um... | |
| TheCambot | You said they realize who you are. | |
| MSTManos | The second one. | |
| TheCambot | Ah. | |
| TheCambot | Well I haven't been on any date, blind or not. | |
| MSTManos | Of course, the first one goes beyond blind dates. Even sudden friendships end like that. | |
| TheCambot | So shut your trap. | |
| MSTManos | Uh, no? | |
| MSTManos | So, anyway... | |
| DarkonZero | Cam is an idiot. | |
| MSTManos | Tell me something new. | |
| TheCambot | I went to the movies with Katie, but it was a group of people that were all bored, and that's my one experience going anywhere with a girl my age. *cries on Manos's shoulder.* | |
| DarkonZero | To finish Manos' sentence. | |
| MSTManos | What? | |
| TheCambot | What? | |
| Sentroid91 | *** Now talking in #Deep13 | |
| Sentroid91 | *** Topic is 'http://www.solbase.com The online MSTie battle continues' | |
| TheCambot | Uh, that's nice, Sent. | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| CallipyG | What online MSTie battle? | |
| MSTManos | Why are you crying on my shoulder? This shirt is NEW! | |
| DarkonZero | Me...I'm not. | |
| TheCambot | I was telling a sad story! | |
| DarkonZero | GEEZ! | |
| MSTManos | Lodovik vs. The Rest of the World | |
| CallipyG | Does it not take 2 to battle? | |
| TheCambot | No, it takes 2 to tango. | |
| Sentroid91 | Lodovik/Sorcerer108/kane vs. Sentroid91 | |
| TheCambot | And it takes 2 to make an Olsen Twins movie. | |
| DarkonZero | Sent...don't forget us...GEEZ | |
| Sentroid91 | And I can tell you, it's not a fair fight at all, when you have two alter egos | |
| TheCambot | Next conversation, please. | |
| Sentroid91 | and when one of them threatens to buy mstiegate.com | |
| MSTManos | It's the same guy, though... | |
| DarkonZero | Cause Lodo hates some of us who abandoned his cause. | |
| CallipyG | Lodovik/Sorcerer108/kane vs. Sentroid91/Sentroid99/Servo911 | |
| TheCambot | Heehee. | |
| Sentroid91 | vs. Qrow3000, Callip | |
| Sentroid91 | That's his new shtick now... | |
| CallipyG | hey, i'm not fighting | |
| Sentroid91 | I'm Qrow3000. | |
| MSTManos | The most logical guess would be that, if he buys mstiegate.com, it'd be a forward link to SOL Base. | |
| Sentroid91 | Mine too, Manos | |
| MSTManos | B.S... | |
| Sentroid91 | huh? | |
| MSTManos | I'm banned from #omega and omega isn't even there. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe. | |
| MSTManos | I can't get in. | |
| Sentroid91 | BTW: I don't think I banned him from there... and hmm, I wonder... | |
| MSTManos | Blue_Boy isn't there, | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe. | |
| MSTManos | Neither is pizza. | |
| TheCambot | WHAT? they ordered 45 minutes ago! | |
| * TheCambot wallows in self-amusement. | ||
| MSTManos | Cam? | |
| DarkonZero | Cam..... | |
| DarkonZero | GEEZ! | |
| MSTManos | Is it true people once laughed at your jokes? | |
| TheCambot | Pizza's not there! Ordered 45 minutes ago! Heeheehee! | |
| DarkonZero | Once. | |
| Sentroid91 | no, I don't think he has me authed anymore | |
| MSTManos | Holy sh*t. | |
| DarkonZero | #%#%^@*^! | |
| TheCambot | Yeah, holy shot! | |
| MSTManos | Ooh. Crickets. | |
| CallipyG | Manos, as ManosMan you'll be able to get in | |
| *** MSTManos is now known as ManosMan | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmmm.... | |
| ManosMan | That idiot omega doesn't consider the consequences. | |
| *** ManosMan is now known as MSTManos | ||
| DarkonZero | MANOSMAN AWAY! | |
| DarkonZero | And we end on that.....cool. | |
| *** MSTManos is now known as ManosMan | ||
| DarkonZero | MANOSMAN AWAY! | |
| DarkonZero | And again.....we end on that.....cool. | |
| TheCambot | Uh... | |
| ManosMan | Ooh. Phase six ended. | |
| ManosMan | What a big, f*cking deal. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DarkonZero | GASP! | |
| DarkonZero | MANOS USES CURSE WORDS! | |
| TheCambot | And he's dumb too. | |
| ManosMan | Sorry. I can't control myself! | |
| ManosMan | No I'm not, Cam. | |
| DarkonZero | SLIGHTLY ALTERED TO MAKE THEM NOT WHAT THEY SHOULD SAY! | |
| ManosMan | Only to you, Cam. | |
| TheCambot | Sure you aren't. | |
| TheCambot | Sure. Uh-huh. | |
| ManosMan | This from a person who think everyone's stupid compared to him. | |
| TheCambot | I do not! | |
| TheCambot | That's Bob. | |
| TheCambot | There's lots of people I consider much less stupid than me. | |
| ManosMan | Lots, eh? | |
| TheCambot | Yep. | |
| Sentroid91 | Lodovik, for one | |
| DarkonZero | So.......hmmmmm. | |
| ManosMan | Well, Lodo's too easy. | |
| TheCambot | You're just not one of them. | |
| TheCambot | Big-nose. | |
| ManosMan | ... | |
| ManosMan | Excuse me. | |
| *** ManosMan has left #deep13 | ||
| TheCambot | I made him leave. | |
| TheCambot | Fiesta! | |
| *** ManosMan has joined #deep13 | ||
| ManosMan | Okay, I'm back. | |
| TheCambot | Oh. Darn. | |
| TheCambot | We were having a fiesta. I guess you can join. | |
| DarkonZero | MANOSMAN RETURNS!! | |
| Sentroid91 | Fiesta Taco | |
| ManosMan | I was gone 30 seconds. | |
| TheCambot | Yeah, we started pretty quick. Spanish peanut? | |
| DarkonZero | But that's a long time by computer time. | |
| * TheCambot slides a bowl of Spanish peanuts toward Manos. | ||
| DarkonZero | Manos spills them. | |
| ManosMan | Especially since a lot of you are using cable modems. | |
| TheCambot | I am. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not..... | |
| * TheCambot looks around. | ||
| TheCambot | Anyone else? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm using a 56K modem. | |
| DarkonZero | A crappy Winmodem. | |
| TheCambot | That is real exciting. What a great story. | |
| ManosMan | Me too. Only mine's is running at 28.8 speed. | |
| DarkonZero | MY WINMODEM SUCKS! | |
| * TheCambot wheels out a giant pinata (only without the ~) shaped like a ManosMan. | ||
| ManosMan | It's either my modem or my service. | |
| * TheCambot puts cucumbers over everyone's eyes. | ||
| ManosMan | I have 5 bucks running on my service. | |
| ManosMan | Oh, right. | |
| ManosMan | Cam? | |
| TheCambot | It feshens you up while blindfolding you! Healthy Choice Pinata-Bashing! | |
| TheCambot | Feshens? | |
| TheCambot | I have a con-feshen to make. | |
| DarkonZero | Feshens..... | |
| DarkonZero | Well make them. | |
| TheCambot | yes, Manos? | |
| ManosMan | Do you hate me entirely> | |
| ManosMan | > = ? | |
| TheCambot | Not until you started hating me. | |
| TheCambot | You were my best and only friend before that. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-huh. | |
| DarkonZero | Cam....what about Bob. | |
| TheCambot | He was! Shut your yap! | |
| TheCambot | HA! | |
| ManosMan | Uh, Cam, you were just what I'd like to call a "vague acquaintance". | |
| TheCambot | You said "What ABout Bob"! | |
| Sentroid91 | heh | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| Sentroid91 | Bob is a total........ | |
| Sentroid91 | cool guy | |
| ManosMan | <omega> i whant bob | |
| TheCambot | You too, Manos, I was just trying to be polite. | |
| DarkonZero | Good Sent......diguising hate....you learn well. | |
| TheCambot | I don't hate you at all. I just felt the need to dish out the cruelty I've so frequently recieved. | |
| Sentroid91 | No, i'm serious. | |
| Sentroid91 | Bob and I made up the other night | |
| ManosMan | You could do that with other people, you know. | |
| Sentroid91 | What? Make up with them? | |
| TheCambot | yeah, but you're the one who said you hated me. | |
| ManosMan | No, I was talking to Cam. | |
| TheCambot | Make out with them, what? | |
| Sentroid91 | o | |
| * Sentroid91 slaps Cam | ||
| TheCambot | Well that's what i thought I saw! | |
| Sentroid91 | <omega> don't piss with me, Cam. | |
| Sentroid91 | eww | |
| TheCambot | Heh. | |
| Sentroid91 | i'm not like that. | |
| TheCambot | <omega> i whant cam | |
| Sentroid91 | hehee | |
| TheCambot | No, wait, he never said that. | |
| ManosMan | <omega> i whant bob | |
| ManosMan | <omega> i whant bob | |
| ManosMan | <omega> i whant bob | |
| ManosMan | <omega> i whant bob | |
| ManosMan | <omega> i whant bob | |
| Sentroid91 | <omega> you are dead meat, Bob | |
| ManosMan | Honest to God. He SAID this. | |
| Sentroid91 | <omega> I like Tom Curze | |
| DarkonZero | <omega> ye and I'm Tom Curze. | |
| ManosMan | It's kinda funny to think that most everything omega syas is a worthy title higlight. | |
| TheCambot | <omega> i whant bob <Charlie Manson> You want Bob? What about Charlie? Why don't you want to speak to Charlie? Well, you'll have to, because I am in the souls of the Little Children, and you speak to me through them! And... <Charlie | |
| TheCambot | Argh! | |
| Sentroid91 | LOL | |
| TheCambot | <Charlie's Mother> MANSON! Get off that phone! | |
| ManosMan | Again... | |
| ManosMan | It's kinda funny to think that most everything omega syas is a worthy title higlight. | |
| Sentroid91 | is that little icehole on now? | |
| ManosMan | syas = says | |
| ManosMan | No. | |
| Sentroid91 | I wanna try to ban him as Lodovik again | |
| TheCambot | <Charlie's Mother On Phone> Sorry, omega. Manson's been trying to be helpful by answring the phone. he's been under foot all day. GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY, MANSON! | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | fuke yew | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'crash.wav' | ||
| [ManosMan SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | <omega to Charlie's Mother> fuke yew | |
| DarkonZero | fuke yew! | |
| Sentroid91 | <omega to Charlie's Mother> I lufe yew | |
| DarkonZero | Lufe is everywhere. | |
| Sentroid91 | All you need is lufe. | |
| TheCambot | <Buh-wheat> And aaaaaaay will always luuuufe you! | |
| Sentroid91 | <Buh-wheat> Wookin pa nub..... | |
| TheCambot | hehe. | |
| Sentroid91 | I forgot the rest | |
| TheCambot | Me too. | |
| Sentroid91 | I watched Soultaker today | |
| TheCambot | The prupose of a man is to lufe a woman, and the purpose of a woman is to lufe a man! So come on baby, let's shake, shake, shake, come on baby, let's play! The game of lufe! (LU-ufe!) Lufe! (LU-ufe!) Lu-lu-la-lulu-lufe! | |
| DarkonZero | omega needs lufe from his parents. | |
| Sentroid91 | omega needs a life | |
| TheCambot | if the purpose of a man is to love a woman, there's been way to many wasted lives. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | Evidently he can't get one out in Romainia | |
| ManosMan | Doesn't omega have anything better to do than enlighten us with his bad English? | |
| DarkonZero | Uh...no. | |
| TheCambot | Gary Coleman gave the funniest interview. | |
| Sentroid91 | I'm suprised he even knows English | |
| TheCambot | I don't rmemeber where I read it... | |
| TheCambot | It was about his virginity. | |
| Sentroid91 | hehe | |
| ManosMan | Omega's here! | |
| DarkonZero | Cam is trying to change subjects. | |
| ManosMan | Hey! Omega! | |
| ManosMan | Get your Romanian ass in here, boy! | |
| Sentroid91 | <Jon Lovitz> Ooh! | |
| ManosMan | C'mon, omega! | |
| DarkonZero | He's in limbo! | |
| TheCambot | (Paraphrasing) "I don't do things against my moral judgement, I know what's wrong, and I can stay away from them." This is GARY COLEMAN SPEAKING! | |
| DarkonZero | Notify him. | |
| ManosMan | Come in here, you little bastard! You know you want to! | |
| TheCambot | The man who PUNCHES anyone who isn't his biggest fan! | |
| Sentroid91 | Tom Curze is here, omega! | |
| ManosMan | C'mon, omega! You know you wanna get in here, you little sh*t! | |
| TheCambot | When you're 34, you're officially allowed to pursue love. | |
| DarkonZero | Notify him. | |
| Sentroid91 | there, I just zoomed #BAM | |
| ManosMan | No. This is a little game I play. | |
| DarkonZero | He's in there? | |
| TheCambot | At that point, it's not about moral values. | |
| Sentroid91 | yeah | |
| Sentroid91 | he's not in #omega | |
| ManosMan | C'mon in, omega! | |
| DarkonZero | Well....it's onto the Emiril channel. | |
| ManosMan | You little bastard! | |
| Sentroid91 | Get your Translyvannian ass in here, omega! | |
| TheCambot | It usually works whenever you use profanity! | |
| ManosMan | Hehehe. | |
| TheCambot | Use lotsa profanity! | |
| ManosMan | C'mon in, you little f*cker. | |
| Sentroid91 | Get your Translyvannian ass in here, omega. You icehole! | |
| TheCambot | Say things your parents would disown you for. | |
| Sentroid91 | *beep!* *beep!* *beeping, beeper!*, omega! | |
| ManosMan | Omega! Get in here! | |
| ManosMan | We've got ugly Romanian chicks in here! | |
| *** omega has joined #deep13 | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as omeg | ||
| *** omega was kicked by omeg (omeg) | ||
| *** omega has joined #deep13 | ||
| *** omega was kicked by omeg (omeg) | ||
| TheCambot | heh, | |
| *** omega has joined #deep13 | ||
| *** omega was kicked by omeg (omeg) | ||
| *** omega has joined #deep13 | ||
| *** omega was kicked by omeg (omeg) | ||
| *** omeg is now known as Sentrovich | ||
| *** omega has joined #deep13 | ||
| *** omega was kicked by Sentrovich (Sentrovich) | ||
| Sentrovich | oh, right. | |
| ManosMan | Hehehe. | |
| ManosMan | <ManosMan> We've got ugly Romanian chicks in here! | |
| ManosMan | *** omega (~HT_OMEGA@media-gw.planet.ro) has joined #deep13 | |
| Sentrovich | my bad | |
| *** Sentrovich is now known as Sentroid54 | ||
| TheCambot | BRB | |
| Sentroid54 | k | |
| TheCambot | Actually... | |
| TheCambot | I'm done here. | |
| DarkonZero | I just /msg him. | |
| TheCambot | G'night. | |
| Sentroid54 | someone tell him I took him off autokick | |
| TheCambot | I've had enough omega-tortuing for my lifetime. | |
| TheCambot | Bye. | |
| *** Sentroid54 is now known as Sentroid91 | ||
| TheCambot | Bye. | |
| TheCambot | Bye. | |
| TheCambot | Bye. | |
| TheCambot | Bye. | |
| TheCambot | Bye. | |
| Sentroid91 | Hi | |
| DarkonZero | <omega> this is a cyber robot my master is away at the moment | |
| *** TheCambot has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| ManosMan | You? Tired of torturing someone? | |
| ManosMan | Ha! | |
| Sentroid91 | someone tell him I took him off autokick | |
| ManosMan | Oh. Bye, Cam. | |
| Sentroid91 | please | |
| DarkonZero | His bot knows better English. | |
| Sentroid91 | His bot was pre-made | |
| DarkonZero | True.... | |
| DarkonZero | But still write in lower-case. | |
| Sentroid91 | I think Starzz made it for him | |
| ManosMan | <omega> this is a cyber robot my master is away at the moment | |
| ManosMan | <ManosMan> You can't spell you bastard. | |
| ManosMan | <omega> don't tell me to shut up i'm a robot | |
| ManosMan | <omega> pls leave me alone | |
| DarkonZero | EEEW! WAIT.... | |
| DarkonZero | CYBER ROBOT! | |
| DarkonZero | HE CYBERS WITH HIS BOT! | |
| Sentroid91 | ICK! | |
| ManosMan | <ManosMan> You're not a robot. | |
| ManosMan | <omega> yes i am | |
| ManosMan | <ManosMan> I know that's you, omega. | |
| ManosMan | <omega> i am omega's helper | |
| Sentroid91 | He pisses with his bot | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe. | |
| ManosMan | <omega> omega is away | |
| ManosMan | <ManosMan> No he's not. He's here. | |
| DarkonZero | Manos....are you out for him? | |
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as agemo | ||
| agemo | hmm, sounds like someone's last name | |
| agemo | Steve Agemo | |
| DarkonZero | Rob Agemo | |
| *** agemo is now known as Sentroid99 | ||
| DarkonZero | THE AGEMO BROS.! | |
| DarkonZero | Manos....any other wise words from omega? | |
| ManosMan | Not yet. | |
| ManosMan | Anyways, I gotta go. | |
| DarkonZero | Later.... | |
| ManosMan | bbl. | |
| *** ManosMan has quit IRC (Yeah.) | ||
| DarkonZero | What happened to CG? | |
| *** agemo has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | AGEMO! | |
| DarkonZero | HEY! | |
| agemo | hehe | |
| agemo | steven agemo | |
| DarkonZero | I thought it's Rob. | |
| agemo | nope. it's steven | |
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor drops into #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | OW! The floor in here is hard. | |
| DarkonZero | Then why does it say Rob? | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| agemo | Hey, De | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey De. | |
| DeRaptor | Hey, who wants a .wav of The Last Song? | |
| agemo | what? | |
| agemo | what? what? | |
| DarkonZero | To Earth. | |
| CallipyG | what happened to me? | |
| DeRaptor | To Earth...the very birthplace of my birth... | |
| agemo | silence, you! i meant to say Robert | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.....nevermind. | |
| DeRaptor | What if I get eaten by a dog? Or by a manta ray! | |
| DeRaptor | well? | |
| Sentroid99 | De... send it..... now | |
| Sentroid99 | ....please | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.....I'll think about that one De. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not in the mood really.......cause Earth sucks. | |
| DeRaptor | there y'are. | |
| DeRaptor | It does. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....Not Earth in general. | |
| DeRaptor | No wonder Crow was terrified to go. | |
| Sentroid99 | <omega> get out sendriod99 | |
| Sentroid99 | <agemo> huh? | |
| DarkonZero | A place on Earth...other than France and Canada. | |
| DeRaptor | hmm. | |
| *** DeRaptor is now known as kcivodol | ||
| DarkonZero | My workplace. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Sentroid99 | heh, he went to kick me and put !kcik | |
| kcivodol | heehee. | |
| *** kcivodol is now known as DeRaptor | ||
| agemo | *** You were kicked from #omega by Blue_Boy (omega: i now you by the isp) | |
| DarkonZero | That's our omega! | |
| *** agemo has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarkonZero | i now. | |
| Sentroid99 | I wish he would get my name right, though. | |
| DarkonZero | He never will. | |
| Sentroid99 | you know. you're right | |
| Sentroid99 | Callip? You there? | |
| DarkonZero | He is.... | |
| Sentroid99 | n't | |
| DarkonZero | Monitoring chaneels. | |
| Sentroid99 | chaneels? | |
| DarkonZero | The ChanEELS! | |
| CallipyG | yeah | |
| DeRaptor | chaneels? | |
| Sentroid99 | Daneel? | |
| DeRaptor | jinx. | |
| DarkonZero | A NEW BAND! | |
| DeRaptor | eels! | |
| DeRaptor | I like eels. | |
| DeRaptor | Morays are cute. They remind me of Crow. | |
| Sentroid99 | Dan the dead eel | |
| Sentroid99 | De: They would. | |
| * DeRaptor chuckles. | ||
| DarkonZero | And we move on. | |
| * Sentroid99 doesn't get how eels look like Crow | ||
| * DeRaptor gets a pet moray eel. | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Sentroid99 | That's like saying... "I like goldfish. You know, they remind my of Gypsy." | |
| DeRaptor | well...they have long mouths...and evil-looking eyes. | |
| DarkonZero | Hopefully they don't send a Sting Ray by mistake. | |
| DeRaptor | and. hmm. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....and I killed it. | |
| DarkonZero | OH MY GOD! | |
| DarkonZero | I KILLD IT! | |
| Sentroid99 | BTW: I mention I watched Soultaker today? | |
| DarkonZero | KILLED EVEN! | |
| Sentroid99 | You bastard! | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| DarkonZero | NEVER! | |
| DeRaptor | You killed my eel? | |
| Sentroid99 | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | No..... | |
| DeRaptor | waaah! | |
| Sentroid99 | omega killed your eel | |
| DarkonZero | If I did De...sowwy. | |
| DeRaptor | Omega is dumb! | |
| Sentroid99 | and he can't spell my name right | |
| DarkonZero | No anybody elses. | |
| Sentroid99 | and he's a Translyvannian idiot | |
| DarkonZero | No to Nor | |
| Sentroid99 | uh, I mean Romainian | |
| DarkonZero | That you got right. | |
| * DeRaptor puts the eel in a tank and feeds it goldfish. | ||
| DarkonZero | I have no job.... | |
| Sentroid99 | Join the club. | |
| * DarkonZero realizes the dilemma. | ||
| DarkonZero | I wan't fired though. | |
| Sentroid99 | Why> | |
| DarkonZero | They won't let me work. | |
| Sentroid99 | ? | |
| Sentroid99 | Oh | |
| * DeRaptor needs a job. | ||
| DarkonZero | THE ASSES! | |
| Sentroid99 | I though maybe you we're trying to worship me, or something. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm missing two thigns and that bans me from working. | |
| * Sentroid99 could give a rats arse about a job right now | ||
| DarkonZero | things even. | |
| DarkonZero | Sent....why would I worship ya? | |
| Sentroid99 | Right now, I have to worry about College | |
| Sentroid99 | ..... | |
| Sentroid99 | Cause you're supposed to | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry....kidding. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-huh.... | |
| Sentroid99 | well, you are | |
| DarkonZero | ye and I'm Tom Curze. | |
| Sentroid99 | Without me, we wouldn't even be here. | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...that's it! | |
| DeRaptor | An' I'm Nicole Kedmin. | |
| DarkonZero | Seriously. | |
| Sentroid99 | and most of the ex-S.O.L. Basers would still be kissing Lodopricks rump. | |
| DarkonZero | Some guy in high school said the same thin Sent. | |
| DarkonZero | To me... | |
| Sentroid99 | uh-huh... | |
| DarkonZero | You wouldn't be here without me....and i | |
| CallipyG | Sent, who the hell do you think you are? | |
| Sentroid99 | Well, it's the truth. | |
| DarkonZero | OOps....to continue | |
| CallipyG | <Sentroid99> Without me, we wouldn't even be here. | |
| DarkonZero | I hated the statement. | |
| Sentroid99 | Callip... | |
| * DeRaptor ties Sentroid up and hangs him from the ceiling because it's funny. | ||
| Sentroid99 | I am the foreghn | |
| DarkonZero | Hang him like Mussolini. | |
| DeRaptor | I thought that was Loc. | |
| Sentroid99 | oh I see ho...... HEY! | |
| * Sentroid99 rips the wall down and hits De with it | ||
| DeRaptor | Ow! | |
| * DeRaptor rubs her head. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.....now I didn't mean to start something if I did. | |
| * DeRaptor checks to see if her eel is okay. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok...I'm taking this too seriously. | |
| Sentroid99 | no no. that was my fault | |
| DarkonZero | DAMNED ME! | |
| Sentroid99 | Still. I got Callip's attention | |
| DeRaptor | heehe | |
| DarkonZero | Well....I'm gonna turn down that security job now.....and go back to working the good old arcade. | |
| DarkonZero | I love it there. | |
| CallipyG | yeah, maybe Lodovik was right about you, Sent | |
| DeRaptor | (Mike and the 'Bots are in their apartment. Crow and Tom are hiding behind the couch while Mike is sitting on it.) | |
| DeRaptor | MIKE: Aww, c'mon, guys, why won't you watch Manos: The Hands of Fate with me? | |
| DeRaptor | CROW: Geez, once was enough, Mike! | |
| DeRaptor | TOM: *Sob!* We were lucky to *live* through it once! *sniffle*...Daddy! | |
| Sentroid99 | oh I see ho...... HEY! | |
| DeRaptor | MIKE: Aw, c'mon, it's just a movie, how bad can it be? | |
| DeRaptor | CROW: You never learn, do you, Mike? | |
| DeRaptor | (90 minutes later. All three are hiding behind the couch.) | |
| DeRaptor | MIKE: Oh, God, make it end! | |
| * DeRaptor continues spamming. | ||
| DeRaptor | TOM: It's over, Honey. | |
| DeRaptor | CROW: I tried to warn him, but nooo, nobody eeever listens to me. | |
| DeRaptor | MIKE: Okay, okay, it was pretty bad...still, I liked that Torgo fellow...he seemed sorta famil-... | |
| DeRaptor | (*pop!* Mike and the 'bots are back on the SoL, looking a mite bewildered.) | |
| DeRaptor | MIKE: ...-iar... | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| DeRaptor | TOM: ...dahell?! | |
| DeRaptor | MIKE: We're...back...on...the Satellite...of Love... | |
| DeRaptor | TOM: Thank you, Mike. We can *always* depend on you to state the obvious, WHILE talking like William Shatner. Geez. | |
| DeRaptor | CROW: Yaaay! We're home! Say, I wonder if my pet leeches are still alive! (rushes off) | |
| DeRaptor | MIKE: Crow.....? | |
| DeRaptor | (Ad for Old Navy Underwear. Because somewhere, a small child hasn't been scarred by an Old Navy commercial yet.) | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'toearth2.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid99 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | DAH1 | |
| DarkonZero | 1 to ! | |
| * DeRaptor chuckles. | ||
| DarkonZero | I don't want it.......waaaaaah! | |
| DarkonZero | No...... | |
| DeRaptor | (Back on the SoL. Gypsy is talking to Mike and Servo while Crow stands vigilantly over a small terrarium.) | |
| DeRaptor | GYPSY: Well, y'know, being a billionaire got kinda boring, and I realized all I really wanted to do was maintain the higher functions of the good old Satellite of Love, so I got the nanites to repair the ship and stuff... | |
| DeRaptor | MIKE: Okay, but how'd WE get here? | |
| Sentroid99 | Good point, De. | |
| DeRaptor | CROW: Well, at least you made it, Sucky...Poor Nippy, gone to that big cesspool in the sky... | |
| DeRaptor | (Tom glances back irritatedly at Crow.) | |
| DeRaptor | GYPSY: Well, y'know, that guy with the brain did it. | |
| DeRaptor | (Mads light flashes) | |
| Sentroid99 | You know, I was thinking. | |
| DeRaptor | TOM: Ah, Mike, the woman in your life is calling. | |
| DeRaptor | MIKE: What? She's not the...oh, forget it...(hits the button) | |
| DeRaptor | (Castle Forrester. Bobo and Observer are carrying furniture back in with great difficulty.) | |
| DeRaptor | PEARL: Hiya, Nelsony, fembots! Miss me? | |
| DeRaptor | OBSERVER: Oh, I think I slipped a disc! | |
| DeRaptor | (SoL) | |
| DeRaptor | MIKE: Well, I can't honestly say that we ha-... | |
| DeRaptor | CROW: My chicken puppet! (runs off again.) | |
| DeRaptor | MIKE: Ah, Crow, you forgot your...leech... | |
| DarkonZero | And hence De went mad and subjected us to bad spams. | |
| DarkonZero | She is evil. | |
| DeRaptor | It's just my host segment thingamajigabobber...idunno. | |
| DeRaptor | (Castle) | |
| DeRaptor | PEARL: Well gee, I missed you guys too! And y'know, governing Qatar wasn't all that great, I mean, I execute a few civilians and the assassination attempts are just waaay too frequent. So when Cecil up there said she'd gotten the satellite back in orbit, I mean, who could say no? | |
| DeRaptor | BOBO: Yeah, and at the zoo, they wanted me to strip naked! I mean, what nerve those people ha-... | |
| DeRaptor | PEARL: Hey, listen monkey, didn't I say I wanted the solid lead full-size reproduction of Michealangelo's David IN my room by sundown! Get moving! | |
| DeRaptor | BOBO: (sheepishly) Yes, Lawgiver... | |
| DeRaptor | PEARL: So, as I was saying, what with Gypsy donating her fortune, you guys are gonna have a waaay wider selection of movies to choose from. In fact, first off we have the big-budget 1998 remake of Godzilla that you couldn't even get clips from before! Enjoy! | |
| DeRaptor | (SoL) | |
| DeRaptor | CROW: I found my chicken puppet! | |
| DeRaptor | TOM: That's nice, Crow, but, ah... | |
| DeRaptor | MIKE: WE GOT MOVIE SIGN! AAAAAAUUUGH! | |
| DeRaptor | CROW: Hey, just like old times! Yaaay! | |
| DarkonZero | Still De.....it's purely evil. | |
| DeRaptor | And that's it. | |
| DeRaptor | I know. | |
| DeRaptor | But I'm evil. | |
| DarkonZero | And we lufe you for it. | |
| Sentroid99 | S² | |
| Sentroid99 | there we go | |
| Sentroid99 | S² | |
| Sentroid99 | S.o.L.² | |
| DarkonZero | ShBEEP. outta. Luck. | |
| DeRaptor | lufe. | |
| DeRaptor | lufe lufe | |
| Sentroid99 | HEY! | |
| DarkonZero | Yes lufe..... | |
| DeRaptor | The SoL was kinda SOL wasn't it... | |
| DarkonZero | omega lufes us. | |
| Sentroid99 | Stop smoking my leaves and taking my lines, Darkon and De | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Sentroid99 | wait, that didn't sound right | |
| DarkonZero | ALWAYS ABOUT SENT...GEEZ! | |
| Sentroid99 | I lufe you. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...we know. | |
| Sentroid99 | :( | |
| Sentroid99 | All you need is lufe. | |
| DarkonZero | We lufe you Sent....no matter how you are. | |
| DeRaptor | I lufe you, you lufe me, we're a hoopy fumily... | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DeRaptor | ... | |
| Sentroid99 | Actually, I can't say how I am right now. Not since that mstiegate.com incident | |
| DeRaptor | AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....that will be the last Barney ref. | |
| DeRaptor | "I love you!" --Crow the Cow | |
| Sentroid99 | ? | |
| DarkonZero | That's better. | |
| Sentroid99 | Darkon? | |
| * DeRaptor hits herself on the head with a hammer. | ||
| DarkonZero | What> | |
| DarkonZero | > to ? | |
| Sentroid99 | De's gone insane again! Tie her to the couch! | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.....she'd kill me if I did such a thing. | |
| * DeRaptor feels the terrible transformation coming on...... | ||
| Sentroid99 | Oh God no! | |
| *** DeRaptor is now known as ElmyRaptor | ||
| ElmyRaptor | Oooh! | |
| Sentroid99 | ? | |
| DarkonZero | I'd like it thought....d'ohQ | |
| ElmyRaptor | Lookit all the cutie wootie heads! | |
| DarkonZero | Q to ! | |
| ElmyRaptor | I'm gonna love them and squeeze them and hug them to pieces! | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| * ElmyRaptor hugs CallipyG until his eyes bug out, then lunges at Sentroid. | ||
| Sentroid99 | I thought it'd be her goofy Jar Jar Impression | |
| * DarkonZero runs and hides. | ||
| Sentroid99 | GAH! | |
| * Sentroid99 flies out of the room | ||
| ElmyRaptor | I love you all, you little muffin heads! | |
| * ElmyRaptor changes back. | ||
| *** ElmyRaptor is now known as DeRaptor | ||
| DeRaptor | ... | |
| *** Sentroid99 is now known as Lodovik | ||
| DeRaptor | Did that thing just happen again? | |
| * Lodovik hits De in the head | ||
| *** Lodovik is now known as Sentroid91 | ||
| DarkonZero | [ECHO] I'm gonna stay hiding for a bit okay. | |
| * DeRaptor shakes her head violently and sends plumage and spittle flying everywhere. | ||
| Sentroid91 | <From the roof> Good idea | |
| DeRaptor | Where'd ev'rybuddy go? | |
| Sentroid91 | <from roof> to #omega. Go bother him | |
| DarkonZero | [ECHO] Sent you gave yourself away..... | |
| * DeRaptor looks at the roof. | ||
| DeRaptor | Hey...is that you up, there, 'troid? | |
| Sentroid91 | not really, you don't know which roof i'm on | |
| DeRaptor | hmm. | |
| DarkonZero | [ECHO] No offense...but I'd just like to be safe for now. | |
| * DeRaptor sits on the couch and enjoys having the channel to herself. | ||
| Sentroid91 | I could be on the roof of the hospital from Soultaker...... | |
| Sentroid91 | ...d'oh! | |
| DarkonZero | [ECHO] I ment that for De. | |
| * DeRaptor sips some lemonade. | ||
| DarkonZero | [ECHo} DAG NAB TYPOI! | |
| DarkonZero | DUUJ! | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| CallipyG | i gotta go | |
| CallipyG | sorry i feel asleep | |
| DarkonZero | [ECHO] LATER CG! | |
| * DarkonZero peeks out from his hiding spot. | ||
| CallipyG | i'm a little annoyed at Sent cuz he thinks he's this channel's god now | |
| DeRaptor | bye, Callip. | |
| * Sentroid91 goes back on the #D13 roof | ||
| CallipyG | but, thats ok | |
| * DeRaptor refuses to make sacrifices to Sentroid. | ||
| Sentroid91 | I was kidding, Callip | |
| DeRaptor | At least, of anything other than a SciFi exec. | |
| CallipyG | i figured, but i didnt see the premise for kidding | |
| DarkonZero | [ECHO] Were you? | |
| DeRaptor | Or maybe Adam Sandler. | |
| CallipyG | thats why i was wondering | |
| CallipyG | anyway | |
| CallipyG | cya later | |
| DarkonZero | BYE! | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| Sentroid91 | I'm insane right now. You'll have to put up with this me until I get mstiegate.com | |
| *** CallipyG has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| Sentroid91 | k, c-ya | |
| Sentroid91 | which I won't | |
| * DarkonZero peeks out of his hiding spot again. | ||
| Sentroid91 | and Lodovik'll get it | |
| DarkonZero | It looks safe. | |
| Sentroid91 | and then no more MSTieGate. | |
| Sentroid91 | and then i'll really go kill myself. | |
| DarkonZero | Sent......don't go that far. | |
| DeRaptor | Well...you could make something else...or something...idunno. | |
| *** JavaMon has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DarkonZero comes out of his hiding spot | ||
| DarkonZero | ...... | |
| JavaMon | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | Ok..... | |
| DarkonZero | Now..... | |
| DarkonZero | TIME TO KILL! | |
| *** JavaMon has quit IRC (JavaMon) | ||
| Sentroid91 | kill who? | |
| * DeRaptor hides under the couch. | ||
| * DeRaptor changes into her whimpy Gungan self. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok....nobody. | |
| *** JavaMon has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** DeRaptor is now known as DeDeBinks | ||
| Sentroid91 | GAH! | |
| DeDeBinks | Deysa all tryin' to kill mes! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm leaving...... | |
| * DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
| Session Close: Mon Aug 23 21:36:47 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Mon Aug 23 21:36:57 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<Bozarth> Just a sec, I have to go Family Feud the dog' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Mon Aug 23 10:13:53 | ||
| DeDeBinks | Whoops...me make an oopies. | |
| *** JavaMon has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** JavaMon has quit IRC (JavaMon) | ||
| DarkonZero | And the horror still hasn't endned. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| * DeDeBinks stays curled in fetal position under the couch. | ||
| Sentroid91 | SOYLENT GREEN! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok..... | |
| Sentroid91 | hehe | |
| Sentroid91 | It's on CC now | |
| DarkonZero | I got to rmember I have to live with the thing that is DeDe. | |
| DarkonZero | In IRC i mean. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as SeSeBinks | ||
| * DeDeBinks blinks squishily. | ||
| DarkonZero | DAG NABBIT! | |
| SeSeBinks | Mesa maxi insane | |
| * DeDeBinks changes back to protobird form. | ||
| *** DeDeBinks is now known as DeRaptor | ||
| DarkonZero | I wish I was dead now......and I mean it. | |
| * DeRaptor continues hiding under the couch. | ||
| * SeSeBinks changes back to killer robot/alien/ghost thing | ||
| * DeRaptor snickers. | ||
| *** SeSeBinks is now known as Sentroid91 | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DeRaptor | I could do something even worse... | |
| DarkonZero | Sent has a resume. | |
| Sentroid91 | Like it? | |
| DarkonZero | As a descript of himself. | |
| DeRaptor | Although my changing into Pikachu would probably cause the Universe to implode. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Sentroid91 | actually it's not my full resume | |
| Sentroid91 | hehe, Soylent Cow Pies | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'scowpies.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I hope my conformation to Cybercities goes through......they offered me free stocks, but they did that to all the people who registered to them. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'soylent2.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'caribou.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Sent....what did I say about your wav files? | |
| Sentroid91 | Caribou! | |
| Sentroid91 | You didn't say anything.... | |
| DeRaptor | http://www.remarq.com/transcript.asp?g=alt%2Etv%2Emst3k&tn=50005879&sh=ff82d85ef5113ad1&idx=-1 | |
| DarkonZero | Yes I did. | |
| * Sentroid91 neuralyses DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| Sentroid91 | You didn't say anything. | |
| DarkonZero | Whatever. | |
| DarkonZero | I said they were too large! | |
| Sentroid91 | Well then take that darned wavgetter off | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| Sentroid91 | suit yourself | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | And hence I went insane and slaughtered all. | |
| Sentroid91 | hmm, sounds good | |
| * DeRaptor hides some more. | ||
| *** JavaMon has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Sentroid91 | hehee! cool! | |
| Sentroid91 | do a /whois on JavaMon | |
| DeRaptor | oookay | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
| JavaMon | neat, huh? | |
| DarkonZero | Well........no. | |
| DeRaptor | what, the MSTieGate Java Chat thing? | |
| DarkonZero | Not really. | |
| Sentroid91 | http://mstiegate.cjb.net/chat.html | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe for a few seconds. | |
| DarkonZero | But, that's about all. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm posting on the long abandoned ATTMTN. | |
| JavaMon | there, am I on? | |
| JavaMon | ahh, better.... | |
| JavaMon | I lufe you | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| *** JavaMon has quit IRC (JavaMon) | ||
| Sentroid91 | bye | |
| Sentroid91 | javamon | |
| DarkonZero | And hence Sent went mad and became a Canadian. | |
| Sentroid91 | GAH! | |
| Sentroid91 | No way | |
| Sentroid91 | never | |
| DarkonZero | You maybe one now. | |
| Sentroid91 | I doubt that. | |
| Sentroid91 | Do a whois on me | |
| DarkonZero | I see a .ca there. | |
| DarkonZero | CANADIAN! | |
| Sentroid91 | I don't | |
| Sentroid91 | Sentroid91 is Someguy@cc434209-a.avnl1.nj.home.com * Yup | |
| DarkonZero | Cause you're Canadian. | |
| DeRaptor | Stupid TLC calling Pterosaurs pterodactyls. | |
| Sentroid91 | Terrorsaur | |
| DarkonZero | What is this....a post by a Franko J Stallone. | |
| DarkonZero | Called "Stuff" | |
| Sentroid91 | where? | |
| Sentroid91 | where? where? | |
| DeRaptor | Hmm. Mp3s won't d/l this late. Hmph. | |
| Sentroid91 | where? where? | |
| DarkonZero | On Remarq. | |
| Sentroid91 | where? where? | |
| Sentroid91 | what's the addy? | |
| DarkonZero | It won't come up though. | |
| Sentroid91 | WHERE? | |
| DarkonZero | The post. | |
| * DeRaptor thinks Jeff Goldblum should just shut up. | ||
| Sentroid91 | where? | |
| DarkonZero | De...I agree with you whole heartedly. | |
| Sentroid91 | where is this post, Darkon? | |
| DeRaptor | Sheesh, there's Bakker. | |
| DarkonZero | Sent....www.remarq.com | |
| DarkonZero | Do a search for tom servo.... | |
| DarkonZero | Click on alt.tom-servo.taugh.me.to.newgroup | |
| * DarkonZero is weeary by his old age. | ||
| DarkonZero | weary even. | |
| * DarkonZero remembers the first computer he used...a Commodore VIC 20. | ||
| DarkonZero | Then were the days. | |
| DarkonZero | Them even. | |
| Sentroid91 | Updated | |
| Sentroid91 | Replies | |
| Sentroid91 | Topic (Started by) | |
| Sentroid91 | Aug 23 | |
| Sentroid91 | Ok...it's still the hiatus. (DarkonZero) | |
| Sentroid91 | Aug 13 | |
| Sentroid91 | The hiatus and the return. (DarkonZero) | |
| Sentroid91 | Aug 11 | |
| Sentroid91 | Wow, my server actually carries this | |
| Sentroid91 | newsgroup! (Guillermo Quiej) | |
| Sentroid91 | Aug 05 | |
| Sentroid91 | that's all I see | |
| DarkonZero | Oh....it was deleted....just now. | |
| Sentroid91 | d'oh | |
| DarkonZero | Oopie! | |
| DarkonZero | De lufed everyone and her sister. | |
| Sentroid91 | huh? | |
| DarkonZero | Just checking something. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait. | |
| DarkonZero | Attention check. | |
| Sentroid91 | there, I just posted again | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| Sentroid91 | didn't come up yet | |
| DarkonZero | It won't for a bit. | |
| DarkonZero | Of corse. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| DarkonZero | TYPOS! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.......to say again. | |
| DarkonZero | De lufed everyone and her sister. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok......strike out unneccsary stuff. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn spelling too. | |
| Sentroid91 | I don't think De lufes her sister..... much...... I know I don't | |
| DarkonZero | I'm just seeing if she's paying attention...that's all. | |
| DarkonZero | De lufes her sister. | |
| Sentroid91 | I don't think she is | |
| DarkonZero | She'll kill me....but that the pain. | |
| DarkonZero | that to that's | |
| DarkonZero | And I'm bored......that's another thing. | |
| Sentroid91 | De lufes Barney and the Teletubbies | |
| Sentroid91 | and Blue's Clues | |
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| DarkonZero | Oooh......put the most hateful thing. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| Sentroid91 | GAH! | |
| * DeRaptor pushes a button and Sentro drops through a trap door into a tank of kronosaurs. | ||
| * Sentroid91 hides | ||
| DarkonZero | He did it. | |
| * Sentroid91 kills them all and throws one of the carcasses at De | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.....I started it De. | |
| DarkonZero | First this.... | |
| DarkonZero | De lufed everyone and her sister. | |
| DarkonZero | Then this.... | |
| Sentroid91 | I think she's buried in the Bionosaur's carcass. | |
| DarkonZero | De lufes her sister. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| Sentroid91 | and then De lufes Barney, the Teletubbies and Blue's Clues | |
| DarkonZero | I'm dead anyway. | |
| * DeRaptor drops a 16-ton anvil on Sentro and Darkon. | ||
| DarkonZero | Se. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH typo. | |
| Sentroid91 | 16-ton isn't big enough for both of us | |
| DeRaptor | Sentroid lufes TS, Ironf, jresh and Bonnie Hammer. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| Sentroid91 | gah! | |
| *** heartbreak has joined #deep13 | ||
| * Sentroid91 takes out a micro ray gun and shrinks De | ||
| DarkonZero | I feel what just walked in. | |
| heartbreak | whats this room about | |
| DarkonZero | Stuff. | |
| Sentroid91 | MST3K | |
| heartbreak | like? | |
| DarkonZero | That too. | |
| *** heartbreak has left #deep13 | ||
| Sentroid91 | loser | |
| DarkonZero | And there....I feel better. | |
| * DeRaptor grabs the shrink ray, puts in in reverse, grows huge, and steps on Sentro. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok....De, why no hurtful thigns for me? | |
| * DeRaptor runs. | ||
| DarkonZero | I feel left out. | |
| DeRaptor | Idunno. | |
| * Sentroid91 bites De | ||
| DeRaptor | Okay, okay. | |
| * DeRaptor mallets Darkon. | ||
| DeRaptor | Feel better? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....not that....the lufs thing. | |
| DarkonZero | TYPOS... | |
| Sentroid91 | must we endure this senseless violence? | |
| DeRaptor | Oh. | |
| DeRaptor | Well, Darkon lufes Doug Herzog, Stephen Chao, and, uh...Michael Eisner. | |
| Sentroid91 | hehee | |
| Sentroid91 | De lufes Mike Ovitz | |
| DarkonZero | It doesn't work.... | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry... | |
| DarkonZero | I loath them....but it doesn't work. | |
| Sentroid91 | I think I killed her | |
| DeRaptor | nope. | |
| Sentroid91 | oh | |
| Sentroid91 | Even so, De lufes Mike Ovitz. | |
| DeRaptor | Just listening to Goldblum blow a lot of crap about dinosaurs through his piehole. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Sentroid91 | My gawd! Someone made a channel called #bonnies | |
| DeRaptor | eep! | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DarkonZero | I think I better leave before something I might say..... | |
| Sentroid91 | and it's pretty close to the room called #canada | |
| DarkonZero | Later...... | |
| Sentroid91 | c-ya | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Mon Aug 23 22:10:40 1999 | ||
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