#Deep13_990820.log

Session Start: Fri Aug 20 01:31:02 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'The Loyal Deep 13 Order of Satanists! Remove your ring finger in sacrifice to Satan! >>>Sorry. I already ate mine.'
*** Set by Sentroid99 on Fri Aug 20 01:28:47
DarkonZero	Hmmmm....
DarkonZero	I better go.
Sentroid99	don't ask
* Sentroid99 frowns
DarkonZero	I won't......though I already ate my ring finger.
Sentroid99	so did I. That's why I changed, Bob's topic
Sentroid99	or actually added onto it
DarkonZero	Oh.....
DarkonZero	I see.
DarkonZero	Well.....I'll BBL.
Sentroid99	k
DarkonZero	See ya
DarkonZero	Me! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Fri Aug 20 01:32:54 1999
Session Start: Fri Aug 20 13:27:34 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<BillCorbett> We're not as fond of the Sci-Fi channel as we once were, before the management was turned over to SATAN'
*** Set by DeRaptor on Fri Aug 20 12:27:43
Locdog07	Hi DZ
BobIshmael	Hola DZ.
DarkonZero	And hence the end was near
DeRaptor	heya Darkon.
DeRaptor	ga
DarkonZero	Oh...ooops
DarkonZero	Hey all!
* Sentroid99 pukes.......
Sentroid99	Host: <Ironf> to <Host>: Why no George Kennedy reffs? Do you like him too much?
Sentroid99	KevinMurphy: I think George Kennedy is so hot, with great thighs and a tight ass.
DeRaptor	Kevin was VERY drunk, but I don't blame him...
Sentroid99	He had to be
DeRaptor	There was a George Kennedy rif in 416...I actually made a .wav on a whim.
Locdog07	He's experiencing post-MST madness
DarkonZero	Oh....the transscrpit.....
BobIshmael	DZ, do YOU have Cam's prophecy of the apocalypse?
DarkonZero	Cam proph....no
BobIshmael	In logged form, that is.
BobIshmael	Damnation
DarkonZero	I wish I did.
DeRaptor	Kevin's probably missing his little red puppet overly much...
DarkonZero	I heard it was FUNNT!
Sentroid99	God! He must've been drunk
Sentroid99	Host: <my-crow-soft> to <Host>: Kevin, do you think Busta is dope ?
DeRaptor	That doesn't sound right.
Sentroid99	KevinMurphy: ga
Sentroid99	KevinMurphy: Poor host.
Sentroid99	KevinMurphy: Say, you catholics...
Sentroid99	KevinMurphy: Busta is the shit,bubba.
DeRaptor	ga
Sentroid99	hahaha!
BobIshmael	Just get to the Kevin calling Aidan a "she" part.
BobIshmael	ga
DarkonZero	thayer asked the almaighty question of his fellow Scientologists.
Sentroid99	KevinMurphy: Always, AidanK.
Sentroid99	KevinMurphy: I am joking about you right now, you dink.
Sentroid99	KevinMurphy: Go ahead on.
Sentroid99	KevinMurphy: I blame AidanK. She is such a cow.
Sentroid99	KevinMurphy: Go ahead on.
BobIshmael	Yeah, Aidan IS a cow.
* DarkonZero is scared of how many ops can kick him..........
BobIshmael	<AidanK> I am sooo fat! And I broke a nail!
BobIshmael	Awww.
DarkonZero	how to so
-Locdog07- Mwahahahaha
BobIshmael	Someone de-op me.
BobIshmael	I need to keep DZ company.
*** BobIshmael sets mode: -o BobIshmael
BobIshmael	Oh, wait.
BobIshmael	I can do it myself.
DarkonZero	<BobIshmael> How very odd.....
BobIshmael	There! Is this better, DZ?
BobIshmael	You can quote my real life... um, things that I say in IRC.
Sentroid99	I wonder if someone asked the question: "What's to happen to the permed MST rooms?"
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DeRaptor	What was my-crow doing in the MST chat? The little moron.
Locdog07	my-crow...geez
DarkonZero	Being.....a moron.
BobIshmael	You're very lucky I can't hear that.
DarkonZero	No I'm not...I have to hear it.
BobIshmael	Okay, how about I record psychopathic sayings and give them to you instead of bobisanactor.wav
DarkonZero	No....I'm fine with the one.
BobIshmael	But it's got cruddy feedback.. And I was drunk.
BobIshmael	Wait, scratch that last one.
Sentroid99	shred: IronF, play nice now...
Sentroid99	BillCorbett: sorry, i'm a fount of no information tonight!
Sentroid99	Ironf: What celebs have you wanted to riff on, but never got the opportunity?
DarkonZero	Oh...I was supposd to make recordings of myself doing impressions of Heston...Charleton Heston.
* DeRaptor wonders if anybody has a .wav of "To Earth"...
BobIshmael	Hey! I could probably do a pretty good Heston.
BobIshmael	Oh, wait. I can't.
DarkonZero	Wait......hmmmmm.
DarkonZero	To Earth......
BobIshmael	tries again
DarkonZero	Hmmmm....thinking.
* DarkonZero fries what left of his brain.
DarkonZero	Me not have.....
BobIshmael	I can my Dirty Harry impersonation, but not a CDR Keen (of whatever Heston played in PotA).
BobIshmael	CDR Jim?
DarkonZero	Me forgot.....it last song.
Sentroid99	MrHappy: What summer movie would you have wished you could tear into had you the chance
Sentroid99	to do another Summer Blockbuster Review?
Sentroid99	MrHappy: Also, Bill, would you have really liked to been able to tear into Airport with George
Sentroid99	Kennedy like you mentioned in your GIST chat?
Sentroid99	mikenelson: Moocowl, I think my favorite impression was jack Perkins, 'cause I actually got to
Sentroid99	meet him. He was a ...
Sentroid99	mikenelson: great guy. And very tall. I like that in a man.
Sentroid99	shred: I see the George Kennedy fans are out in force. ;)
Sentroid99	mikenelson: I'm married to George Kennedy.
Sentroid99	God. I bet he got HomeGame's attention there.
* DeRaptor chuckles.
DarkonZero	Huh.....George Kennedy!
DarkonZero	YAY!
BobIshmael	* is still trying out his Heston impersonation *
* Locdog07 wishes he knew anything about America
DarkonZero	That was my impression of all the HomeGamer's.
Sentroid99	shred: Thayer, go.
Sentroid99	thayer: Mr. Corbett, Mr. Nelson, I read on a newsgroup that people are trying to get "MST" as
Sentroid99	in "to MST a movie" into the dictionary? Are these people nuts?
Sentroid99	thayer: and what do you think of scientology?
Sentroid99	BillCorbett: Yesterday i was Livin La Vida Urpy for a while
Sentroid99	BillCorbett: The answer:
Sentroid99	BillCorbett: YES
Sentroid99	mikenelson: These people are not nuts. They are, in fact, Batshit insane. It's a distinct difference.
Sentroid99	BillCorbett: Oh cripes, who am I to criticize? Wh
DarkonZero	Loc.....we throw parades for anyone who comes to our shores......thats one.
Locdog07	k#
Sentroid99	shred: Thayer, go.
Sentroid99	thayer: Mr. Corbett, Mr. Nelson, I read on a newsgroup that people are trying to get "MST" as
Sentroid99	in "to MST a movie" into the dictionary? Are these people nuts?
Sentroid99	thayer: and what do you think of scientology?
Sentroid99	BillCorbett: Yesterday i was Livin La Vida Urpy for a while
Sentroid99	BillCorbett: The answer:
Sentroid99	BillCorbett: YES
DarkonZero	That's one thing about America.
Sentroid99	mikenelson: These people are not nuts. They are, in fact, Batshit insane. It's a distinct difference.
Sentroid99	BillCorbett: Oh cripes, who am I to criticize? Wh
Sentroid99	whoops
Sentroid99	BillCorbett: I disturst any religion in which John Travolta is a saint
Sentroid99	arden: cool.. i would like to know if you guys have any advice for us misties now that the show is
Sentroid99	gone.. this being our last fix and all.. its so addicting
Sentroid99	arden: and scientoligsts are batshit by the way.
* DeRaptor thinks putting "MiST: v." in the dictionary is a good idea......
BobIshmael	DZ's right.
Sentroid99	HomeGame wants to get "riff" into the Oxford Dictionary
BobIshmael	Listen to him, he knows what he's talking about.
DarkonZero	When was I ever right?
DarkonZero	Evenyone thinks I'm a loon!
Sentroid99	thayer: if you ever feel like riffing movies for fun again, just head over to #mst-homegame some
Sentroid99	night, on the scifi server.
BobIshmael	Join the club.
DarkonZero	thayer = ass-kiss
BobIshmael	*attempts to record his Chuck Heston impression.
DarkonZero	thayer = dumbass
Sentroid99	ice-nine: Bill, do you think Bonnie Hammer is mentally challenged or just overly businees
Sentroid99	oriented?
Sentroid99	BillCorbett: I just know when i met her I said "Please Hammer don't hurt us"
Sentroid99	BillCorbett: But she did.
Sentroid99	BillCorbett: you're welcome ice-nine
Sentroid99	BillCorbett: About five more minutes? I gotta walk my dogs
DarkonZero	Bob....stop....you'll ruin your...uh...nevermind.
BobIshmael	Damnation, where's my mike?
BobIshmael	Nevermind, found it.
* Sound request: can't find 'dkjarjar2.wav'
[DeRaptor SOUND]
DarkonZero	Bob......try looking on yur desk.
DarkonZero	D'oh!
BobIshmael	Eyesight? Braincells? What?
Sentroid99	hmm, how odd
Sentroid99	gah!
DarkonZero	That was a good DK sound.
Sentroid99	I found that "other scifi.com IRC" they were talking about
Sentroid99	It's bad
DarkonZero	Real bad....
BobIshmael	AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sentroid99	and it's actually irc.usanetworks.com
BobIshmael	THE OVEN!
BobIshmael	BRB!
DeRaptor	Dah! Kevin called AidanK a she...HAHA!
DarkonZero	People doing you know what all the time......no, wait...that was on the main server.
Locdog07	heh
Sentroid99	There are 1 users and 0 invisible on 1 servers
Sentroid99	0 operator(s) online
Sentroid99	0 unknown connection(s)
Sentroid99	3 channels formed
Sentroid99	I have 1 clients and 0 servers
Sentroid99	-
Sentroid99	Current local users: 1 Max: 328
Sentroid99	only one channel on the list too, #tennis
DarkonZero	Hmmmm......
DarkonZero	Tennis.....
DarkonZero	Hmmmm......
BobIshmael	Ow! And now I burned my frickin' hand!
DarkonZero	Anyone for tennis?
* Sound request: can't find 'outlanders.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZero	Ok...Bob....you went all the way back to you computer just to tell us you burned your hand.
DarkonZero	Actually....typed the whole damned thing about it.
BobIshmael	Yes, is there something wrong with that?
DarkonZero	I thought I was dedicated.
BobIshmael	It's the knuckle of my ring finger on my left hand, to be precise.
Sentroid99	*** Now talking in #BotTestLab
Sentroid99	*** Topic is '333=Devils in training.'
DarkonZero	Hmmmmm.....
BobIshmael	*wonders if there are any webpages that can help him with his Heston impression
BobIshmael	I mean, I DO know the last line of PotA word for word.
BobIshmael	I got the pauses down and everything.
BobIshmael	I just can't seem to get his voice.
BobIshmael	And I burnt my knuckle.
DarkonZero	Well.....wait for me.
BobIshmael	It hurts.
DarkonZero	I'll do a great Heston!
DarkonZero	HAHAHAHAHA!
BobIshmael	You better not.
DeRaptor	Heheh...Kevin got kicked.
DarkonZero	And why not?
DeRaptor	Guess he was so drunk he didn't sound like himself.
Locdog07	heh
BobIshmael	*actually wanders off in search of an impression webpage
BobIshmael	BRB
DarkonZero	While Bob is away.....hehe.
DeRaptor	hmm...there he goes...lalala
* DarkonZero kicks Bob.
DarkonZero	Hehe....
DeRaptor	The Brain Scan says nothing about Paul Chaplin!!!!
DarkonZero	Hey this is fun......
BobIshmael	Um.. I'm still sorta here.
DarkonZero	d'oh?
DarkonZero	Uh-d'oh!
* DarkonZero kicks Bob.
DarkonZero	It's still fun.
BobIshmael	It sure is.
BobIshmael	Okay.. NOW I'm away.
DarkonZero	I wish my web page didn't have the "Suck-factor" of 7.
Locdog07	Gotta go
Locdog07	Byesa
* Sound request: can't find 'goo.wav'
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*** Locdog07 has left #Deep13
DarkonZero	Oh the silences we have.
* DeRaptor needs to get her web page up...
BobIshmael	Oh, that reminds me, DZ.... I might rename the Church to the Church of #Deep13. Or maybe name it Tim, I'm not sure. Anyway, and make it part of deep13.org
BobIshmael	And spy has joined the church.
DarkonZero	I'm still trying...uh...I better stop while I'm ahead.
*** BobIshmael is now known as BobIshBACK
*** DarkonZero is now known as DarkonHero
BobIshBACK	Now...
*** BobIshBACK is now known as BobIshAWAY
* DeRaptor looks at Bob's back.
DeRaptor	Howabout the Church of MiSTianity?
Sentroid99	Church of MSTology
DarkonHero	De...you're declared yourself High Poop...oh, I mean Pope.
DeRaptor	That's true...
DeRaptor	heehee
DarkonHero	Though I still think your name of it is catchy.
DeRaptor	d'oh, I gots to go...bbl.
* DeRaptor Leaps through a run in the pantyhose of the space-time continuum...
*** DeRaptor has left #Deep13
DarkonHero	Oh.....you can see my lameass attempt of a webpage at http://members.xoom.com/DarkonZero/. I'm still trying to find a new home for my page though.
*** DarkonHero is now known as DarkonZero
DarkonZero	Man.......
Sentroid99	ooh, Yellow Dog
Sentroid99	bleahh!
*** BobIshAWAY is now known as BobIshmael
*** Sentroid99 is now known as DarkDeNiro
*** DarkDeNiro is now known as Sentroid99
*** BobIshmael is now known as DarkonGyro
DarkonZero	Now...I'm a Gyro....
DarkonZero	YEE ROH YEE ROH!
DarkonZero	YEE ROH YEE ROH!
DarkonZero	YEE ROH YEE ROH!
Sentroid99	Yee roh?
Sentroid99	Yee roh mah
DarkonZero	That's how Gyro is pronounced.
Sentroid99	no, it's Gee Ros
DarkonGyro	Quiet, stupid.
DarkonZero	The foodstuff.
DarkonZero	No....stupid.
DarkonZero	You be quiet.
DarkonGyro	Not you, DZ.
DarkonZero	Oh....
Sentroid99	yeah, shut up, Mars
DarkonGyro	If you ahad been attending #Deep13 like you should be, you'd know that Sent is stupid.
DarkonZero	Sent.....has Mars said anything to you lately?
Sentroid99	Yeah. He said that Bob is the King of Lamers
DarkonZero	Hmmmm.....
DarkonZero	Bob the Lamer,
DarkonZero	, to .
DarkonZero	BobLamer
DarkonZero	Hmmmm....
Sentroid99	he even crowned him
DarkonGyro	No, I'm an idiot..Stupid.
DarkonZero	Yeah....Bob is an idiot.....
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DarkonZero	Me....I forgot....I'm a dickweed.
DarkonZero	No
DarkonZero	wiat
DarkonZero	wiat to wait
* Mars2 thinks DarkonGyro is the KING OF THE LAMERS!!
* Mars2 crowns DarkonGyro \ \^^/ / !!!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Me! I Disconnect From You"4,1
* Mars2 sings.... It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood a beautiful day to be neighbors, would you be mine, could you be mine: Hello everyone, todays special word is 'lamer', can you say l-a-m-e-r? "DarkonGyro" good.... I am so proud of you... "won't you be, my lamer...."
*** Mars2 has quit IRC (Leaving)
Sentroid99	see? he did it again.
DarkonZero	Hmmm....
DarkonZero	I miss omega.
DarkonZero	All the fun times we had with him.....the threat.
DarkonZero	The threats..I mean.
DarkonZero	The hilarity.
DarkonZero	The kicking.
DarkonGyro	We (Manos and myself) took over his channel.
DarkonGyro	#omega belongs to #Deep13 now.
DarkonZero	Hehe.
DarkonGyro	"your dead meat bobishmael"
*** Sentroid99 is now known as BobIshmael
DarkonGyro	"how the us sue my pant off"
DarkonZero	The classic line of his.
BobIshmael	yes, me and Manos have been staying there to wait for omega to come
*** BobIshmael is now known as Sentroid99
DarkonZero	yeh and I'm Tom Curze
DarkonGyro	You've got it all wrong! Its' "oh ye and i'm Tom Curze"
DarkonZero	DAMMIT!
DarkonGyro	S'llright, we all make mistakes.
DarkonGyro	Well... I don't. But I'm sure everyone else does.
DarkonZero	Then why the feedback in that recording?
DarkonZero	EH?
DarkonGyro	My computer did that, not me.
DarkonZero	And the boched word.
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DarkonZero	CAL!
Cal	Howdy
Cal	ha@topic
DarkonZero	Cal.....are ya from the Midwest by any chance?
Cal	Those bastards changed the MST3K sced again!
Cal	Nope
DarkonGyro	That was the fault of Shakespeare!
DarkonZero	Ok.
Cal	Georgia is on my mind.
DarkonZero	Ok.
DarkonGyro	He should have known not to put such stupid word in his plays.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"We Have A Technical"4,1
DarkonZero	And Bob.....what are you doing this year?
Sentroid99	sced?
Cal	the sceduale
Sentroid99	wha?
Sentroid99	OH!
Cal	SCHEDULE
Sentroid99	The Schedule.... heheh
Cal	I can't spell
Sentroid99	to what?
Cal	MST
Sentroid99	Last I heard, they just got rid of the Sunday block
Sentroid99	I know that! But where?
Cal	The Sci-Fuc*ing Fi people moved the time to 9 am
Cal	saturday
Sentroid99	WHAT?!
DarkonZero	<BobIshmael> How very odd...
DarkonGyro	Would someone kill Cal for me and, what year?
DarkonGyro	What do you mean?
Cal	starting october
DarkonZero	That was weird.
DarkonGyro	Are you accusing me of somthing?!
DarkonZero	No.
DarkonGyro	LEAVE ME ALONE!
DarkonGyro	GET OFF MY BACK!
Sentroid99	owch!
Sentroid99	that sucks, man.
DarkonZero	Geez.....I did/or said nothing.
Cal	They cancel the show, don't avertise it, move it to a fucing poor time slot, and they fuc up the chat!
Cal	COULD THEY DO ANY FUC*ING WORSE????
DarkonZero	Sci-fi 2.0
Cal	DAHHHH!
* Cal punches a hole in the wall
DarkonZero	Or Sci-fi 3.0
* Cal hits electrical wires
Sentroid99	<Sentroid99> KevinMurphy: But SCI fi is upgrading to version 2.0...
Sentroid99	<Sentroid99> Host: Which mix-up? There were so many...
Sentroid99	<Sentroid99> KevinMurphy: that is like Mac OS 8.
Sentroid99	<Sentroid99> KevinMurphy: inotherwords, it suck evenb worse.
Cal	ZZZZ
DarkonGyro	Sent, we know.
DarkonZero	Wow.....Cal's fried.
DarkonGyro	That was my tactful way of syaing "shut up!"
Sentroid99	syaing?
DarkonGyro	The colors, man.
DarkonGyro	The traiills.. Whooo!
Sentroid99	Fine then, go back to your Syaing.... maybe you'll finally catch something.
DarkonZero	Hey.....CAL IS FRIED.
DarkonGyro	What?
DarkonZero	CAL IS WELL-DONE
DarkonGyro	*pretends to understand Sent's last comment.
DarkonZero	CAL IS SMOKIN'
DarkonZero	Ok.....
DarkonGyro	Yeah, way to go, Sent! Good job, you sure burned me.
* Sentroid99 mumbles.... idiot.... mumbles
Cal	I wish there was no Bonnie Hammer!
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Sentroid99	Sprite has bones in it
BonySprite	So, you don't want no Bonnie Hammer, eh?
Sentroid99	?
Cal	Who....who are you?
DarkonGyro	That's it! I'm sick of this nick! And I"m sick of Java!
* DarkonZero kicks Cal to life.
DarkonGyro	Bonny, don't you go nowhere!
Sentroid99	good.... then stop trying to steal from people
BonySprite	I'm Bonny, the Bonnie Hammer Sprite!
*** DarkonGyro has quit IRC (DarkonGyro)
Sentroid99	with your damned bootleg internet
BonySprite	You got your wish, NO BONNIE HAMMER!
* Sound request: can't find 'boniehammer.wav'
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Cal	Wow! The world is a better place!
Sentroid99	beware of that sounds, DZ
DarkonZero	Uh....really, Cal?
Sentroid99	-s
* Cal blows up the elf
BonySprite	nooooooooo
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*** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael
DarkonZero	Should have neamed it BonnySpit
BobIshmael	Much better.
Sentroid99	Welcome back, Corruptor
BobIshmael	Sent, do you know how to use all of Mars' commands?
Cal	Howdy bobbie
DarkonZero	Like !bitme
Sentroid99	I might... but what will you give me?
DarkonZero	Like !biteme
Cal	!jumpupmybutt
BobIshmael	No, I'm just asking.
Sentroid99	I might......
DarkonZero	Or !Kickass
BobIshmael	I don't need help, you pathetic worm.
*** Retrieving #Deep13 info...
Sentroid99	Fine then, go back to syaing
BobIshmael	I understand everything about computers, while YOUR feeble mind can barely add fractions!
BobIshmael	I AM THE GOD!
BobIshmael	I AM THE GOD!
Cal	BRB gotta do thimngs
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"When The Machines Rock"4,1
BobIshmael	WORSHIP ME, YOU WORM!
* Sentroid99 udders..... yeah the God of s**t....... udders
DarkonZero	I only worship me.....
DarkonZero	And girls.
DarkonZero	Good lookin' girls.
*** Sentroid99 was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BobIshmael (Like this command? ))
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DarkonZero	And that's it.
*** Mars sets mode: +b !Someguy@*.home.com
BobIshmael	Or that one?
BobIshmael	Java has made me evil!
*** Mars sets mode: -b !Someguy@*.home.com
BobIshmael	BRB
BobIshmael	Rice bowl is done.
DarkonZero	Go burn your hand
DarkonZero	'
Sentroid99	.........
Sentroid99	I'm the powder keg........ and you're the match........
* Sentroid99 attempts to summon his rage........
*** DarkonZero is now known as MrFurious
MrFurious	BUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
* Sentroid99 grabs a therapy ball and squeezes it
* MrFurious summons his rage!
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*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07
MrFurious	Temputure rising!
MrFurious	DAMMIT !
*** Mars sets mode: +o Sentroid99
Locdog07	Oh, here's Cam, his lame-ass lies all boiling up on him.
BobIshmael	Don't bore me, just kick me.
MrFurious	BUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
* BobIshmael yawns.
*** BobIshmael was kicked by Sentroid99 (12oh, and don't kick me again, idiot.)
Locdog07	Oh, hm
Locdog07	hn
Locdog07	nm#
Locdog07	nm
Sentroid99	Unless there's a reason to
*** Sentroid99 was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BobIshmael (Don't make fun of my typos when I'm using Java. ))
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MrFurious	Me...Cam.....I'm not that militant.
Locdog07	Are any of you fooled by Cam's lies?
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*** Mars sets mode: +o Sentroid99
*** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael
MrFurious	Hehe.....
Locdog07	I mean, Katie isn't real...
*** BobIshmael was kicked by Sentroid99 (12and don't kick me through Mars either, idiot.)
*** Sentroid99 was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BobIshmael (Don't make fun of my typos when I'm using Java. ))
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BobIshmael	Sorry, it saved time.
*** BobIshmael was kicked by Locdog07 (Locdog07)
*** Mars sets mode: +o Sentroid99
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BobIshmael	WHOO!
BobIshmael	KICKFEST '99!
Sentroid99	Turd!
Locdog07	Um, no?
*** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
Sentroid99	No.
BobIshmael	I need to make than an alias.
Cal	howdy Loc
Locdog07	Hi
Locdog07	Cal
BobIshmael	If you would have made fun of my typos while I was using mIRC, everything would be dandy.
MrFurious	Should I change back now....naww.
Locdog07	Aaanyway, Katie ain't real, hoorah-hoorah.
BobIshmael	But, nooooo! YOu had to make fun of them when I was using Java.
MrFurious	Loc....why is that important?
Cal	Bob, have you considered learning how to type?
Locdog07	Cuz you guys...nevermind
MrFurious	Oh well.....at least you tried to have a reason.
Cal	he he Kickfest
BobIshmael	Yeah, even I just made it up.
MrFurious	Hey.........Don't kick me....that makes me angry.
BobIshmael	Yeah, tell me about it.
* BobIshmael glares at Loc.
BobIshmael	Hi.
Locdog07	hi
MrFurious	People kickin' each other makes me angry.
BobIshmael	Yeah, tell me about it.
Locdog07	How do you add a pic to a Message Board? I forgot again
* BobIshmael glares at Loc... again.
* MrFurious 's temperture is rising, blood boiling, rage uncontrollable.
MrFurious	BUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
BobIshmael	Hi... again.
[Cal:#Deep13 SUPERCALIFRAGILISICEXPEEALIDOCUS!]
BobIshmael	Cal, we're all glad that you learned how you use CTCP. But, would you mind not doing that?
BobIshmael	At least, to me?
Locdog07	ummm...did I give away the fake Katie secret?
* MrFurious kicks Bob in the arse.
BobIshmael	Hey! This rice bowl is terrible!
* MrFurious kicks Cal in the arse.
* MrFurious kicks Sent in the arse.
Cal	ow
BobIshmael	And to think I burnt my knuckle cooking the damn thing!
* MrFurious doesn't kick Loc in the arse.
Cal	<BillCorbett> Wow, a hundred people just WALKED IN!
Cal	<shred> 120,actually
Cal	<BillCorbett> scared
Cal	<BillCorbett> mommy
Locdog07	Anyone know how to put images onto message boards?
* Sentroid99 shrugs
* MrFurious kicks Mars in the arse.
* Cal pours moten steel down MrFurious's underroos
* MrFurious kicks Mars in the arse several times.
*** BobIshmael was kicked by Mars (kick sent by BobIshmael (Does Mars relay this message? ))
Cal	HA!
*** BobIshmael has joined #deep13
Cal	HA!
BobIshmael	Hey! It does!
Sentroid99	DUH!
MrFurious	That makes me angrier and I'm in pain, but!
*** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael
MrFurious	BUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Cal	Butt action Bpt
* MrFurious kicks Cal in the arse.
BobIshmael	Hey! Vista is actually having a SummerFest.
BobIshmael	Or had, rather.
MrFurious	Am I Cam?
* Cal picks up MrFurious and throws him accros the room.
BobIshmael	Vista being a city in Southern California.
MrFurious	OW!
* MrFurious kicks Cal in the arse.
*** Cal is now known as TheCambot
* MrFurious kicks Cal in the arse.
TheCambot	hehe
* MrFurious kicks Cam in the arse.
*** TheCambot is now known as Cal
MrFurious	Ok......I'm calming down.
BobIshmael	Please do.
Cal	won't you?
BobIshmael	And this rice bowl is terrible.
* MrFurious 's temperture lowers.......blood not boiling, rage subsiding.
Cal	must be tha benicol
*** MrFurious is now known as DarkonZero
BobIshmael	Benicol?
DarkonZero	Bob......is it a Uncle Ben's rice bowl.
DarkonZero	. to ?
BobIshmael	Uncle Benicol's Rice Bowls?
Cal	yeah
Cal	mmmmm mmmmmmm
BobIshmael	No, that's not it.
BobIshmael	At least, I don't think so.
BobIshmael	HEY! WHO LOVES TO 70s?!
BobIshmael	WHOOO!
BobIshmael	70s!
BobIshmael	70s!
BobIshmael	70s!
Cal	no one
*** BobIshmael was kicked by Locdog07 (70s this)
DarkonZero	If it is......it has bit of Ben in it.
Cal	HA!
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Sentroid99	hehe
Cal	HA!
BobIshmael	Loc, knock it off.
Locdog07	k
DarkonZero	I repeat.
DarkonZero	If it is......it has bit of Ben in it.
*** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael
*** BobIshmael was kicked by Locdog07 (Locdog07)
Cal	hehe
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Cal	hehe
*** BobIshmael was kicked by Locdog07 (Locdog07)
Locdog07	lalala.
*** Mars sets mode: -o Locdog07
Sentroid99	Loc..............
*** Mars sets mode: +b !D.Billany@*.co.uk
*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07
Locdog07	Yup?
Cal	hehe
*** BobIshmael has joined #deep13
Sentroid99	......
Sentroid99	Keep going
BobIshmael	grumble
*** Locdog07 sets mode: -b !D.Billany@*.co.uk
* Cal gets some popcorn
DarkonZero	Once again....Bob.
BobIshmael	Right, I forgot to kick you.
DarkonZero	If it is......it has bits of Ben in it.
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BobIshmael	"My bad."
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*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07
*** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael
Cal	Ben Solo Cup
BobIshmael	DZ, they claim it's chicken.
DarkonZero	No...It's Ben
BobIshmael	Good thing I stop eating the rice bowl.
BobIshmael	Ben is too stringy.
Cal	!@*.gotnet.net WeAreTheB.org 935173057
Cal	do'h
BobIshmael	Ummm?
BobIshmael	Oops!
DarkonZero	Hey...I'm using the Duke University IRC server.
BobIshmael	Loc's been on ignore.
BobIshmael	Loc, say something. Speak to me, boy.
DarkonZero	Say something English.
Sentroid99	You hurt his feelings, Boob.
DarkonZero	King's English.
BobIshmael	So he's just remaining silent?
DarkonZero	When someone hurts my feelings.....I start spouting off about anything stupid.
Cal	heh
DarkonZero	So...it happens alot.
Cal	There's a channel called #The_COOL_Bus
DarkonZero	Room Raid?
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Cal	ha
BobIshmael	Loc, knock it the fuck off!
BobIshmael	You do this nearly ever damned day!
BobIshmael	It got old a while back!
Cal	hehe
Locdog07	Cal liked it.
BobIshmael	Well, Cal's a moron.
Locdog07	Maybe it's you who's the moron.
* Cal punches Bob in the chest
BobIshmael	I'm the idiot.
* Cal punches Bob in the chest
DarkonZero	Ok....ok......calm it the hell down.
*** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael
BobIshmael	Tell Loc to something construction with his time on IRC.
Locdog07	construction?
Cal	-> Mars bite me
BobIshmael	Eep.
* BobIshmael kicks his, um...
BobIshmael	My, uh..
Cal	nuts
DarkonZero	Do something consctrutive?
DarkonZero	SAMMIT!
BobIshmael	Okay, I can't blame that typo on anything.
DarkonZero	DMNED TIPOS
BobIshmael	Wait!
Cal	<BobIshmael> All this waiting is causing typos.<BobIshmael> An button? The hell?
BobIshmael	What I meant to say was, "Loc, you should take up construction!:
BobIshmael	ARRRGH!
*** Sentroid99 sets mode: -o Sentroid99
*** DarkonZero is now known as MrFurious
BobIshmael	How about I just say I'm drunk?
BobIshmael	That should work.
MrFurious	Typos make me angry!
BobIshmael	Yes, I'm drunk.
* MrFurious 's temperture rises......blood boiling........rage lifting!
Locdog07	Butt clenching
MrFurious	BUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Cal	ewww, Horse_Shit just entered the #Cool_Bus
BobIshmael	That's the reason for my typo fest.
* MrFurious kicks Los in the arse.
MrFurious	Los to Loc
* MrFurious kicks Loc in the arse.
* MrFurious kicks Loc in the arse.
* MrFurious kicks Loc in the arse.
BobIshmael	DZ's drunk too.
Locdog07	Loc Vegas
BobIshmael	We went to a wicked kegger last night.
Cal	(_)_)_)_)_)
* MrFurious kicks Bob in the arse.
Locdog07	Did not.
BobIshmael	Did so.
Locdog07	Did not.
MrFurious	It was fun.
BobIshmael	See!
*** Cal has quit IRC (MST3K FOREVER!!!!)
*** Mars sets mode: +o Sentroid99
*** Cal has joined #Deep13
Cal	dammsit
MrFurious	Wb call
MrFurious	D'oh!
MrFurious	TYPOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cal	Calling Cal Call
* MrFurious smashes a wall.
*** Locdog07 sets mode: -o Locdog07
* MrFurious 's rage is subsiding.
*** MrFurious is now known as DarkonHero
*** BobIshmael sets mode: -o BobIshmael
BobIshmael	Whee!
*** Sentroid99 sets mode: -o Sentroid99
*** DarkonHero is now known as DarkonZero
Cal	Hero to Zero
*** Mars sets mode: +o Sentroid99
DarkonZero	Yup
DarkonZero	POOPIE SUIT TIME!
[SOUND]
Cal	(\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|){-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
DarkonZero	Cal....I won't ask.
DarkonZero	Oh....a torpedo?
* Sound request: can't find 'underwater.wav'
[Cal SOUND]
[Cal SOUND]
BobIshmael	Like I was saying before, WHOO! THE 70s!
DarkonZero	Me......late 70's
[Cal SOUND]
*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07
*** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael
*** Locdog07 changes topic to 'But why?'
DarkonZero	But why?
*** BobIshmael changes topic to 'But why? Don't ask why, try- WHOOO! THE 70s!'
*** Locdog07 changes topic to 'But why?'
BobIshmael	Okay, okay. I just like Disco.
* Sound request: can't find 'shit.wav'
[Cal SOUND]
BobIshmael	The rest of the 70s kinda sucked.
DarkonZero	Ok....ok......get yer heads outta yer arses.
*** Mars sets mode: -o Sentroid99
*** Mars sets mode: +o Sentroid99
Cal	uh, dark, you're getting shit.av
[Cal SOUND]
Sentroid99	there we go
Cal	hehe
BobIshmael	http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/4273/kung_fu_fighting_full.ra
DarkonZero	Cal....so.
* BobIshmael was Kung Fu fighting!
* BobIshmael kicked with expert timing!
DarkonZero	I don't mind if I get shit.
* Cal kicks Bob for making a disco referance
* BobIshmael was thought it was alittle bit frightening.
BobIshmael	HA!
* BobIshmael puts on his leisure suit and disco dances.
DarkonZero	RUN!
BobIshmael	They should bring back Disco.
* Cal shoots Bob
Cal	WHAT???
Cal	WHAT???
Cal	WHAT???
DarkonZero	DO THE HUSTLE!
*** Locdog07 changes topic to '* BobIshmael was Kung Fu fighting! BobIshmael kicked with expert timing! BobIshmael was a little bit frightening.'
Cal	4WHAT???
BobIshmael	Cal, have you ever been to a disco/danced disco?
*** Sentroid99 changes topic to '* BobIshmael was Kung Fu fighting! BobIshmael kicked with expert timing! BobIshmael was a little bit frightening. Well, actually VERY frightening.'
DarkonZero	Bob....you forgot the fast as lightning
BobIshmael	The answer is: No, Bob. I never have.
DarkonZero	It's the secongd line
BobIshmael	<Cal> So, obviously, I have no first hand disco experience.
BobIshmael	<Me> Good, now get me a soda.
BobIshmael	<Cal> yessir.
* Cal kicks Bob for making a disco referance
* Cal kicks Bob for talking as me
BobIshmael	I did no such thing!
Cal	<BobIshmael> <Cal> So, obviously, I have no first hand disco experience.
Cal	<BobIshmael> <Me> Good, now get me a soda.
Cal	<BobIshmael> <Cal> yessir.
BobIshmael	IMPOSTER!
Locdog07	<Cal> <BobIshmael> <Cal> So, obviously, I have no first hand disco experience.
Locdog07	<Cal> <BobIshmael> <Me> Good, now get me a soda.
Locdog07	<Cal> <BobIshmael> <Cal> yessir.
BobIshmael	I don't like where this is heading.
Cal	<Locdog07> <Cal> <BobIshmael> <Cal> So, obviously, I have no first hand disco experience.
Cal	<Locdog07> <Cal> <BobIshmael> <Me> Good, now get me a soda.
Cal	<Locdog07> <Cal> <BobIshmael> <Cal> yessir.
Cal	mwa ha ha
Locdog07	<Cal> <Locdog07> <Cal> <BobIshmael> <Cal> So, obviously, I have no first hand disco experience.
Locdog07	<Cal> <Locdog07> <Cal> <BobIshmael> <Me> Good, now get me a soda.
Locdog07	<Cal> <Locdog07> <Cal> <BobIshmael> <Cal> yessir.
Locdog07	<Locdog07> <Cal> <Locdog07> <Cal> <BobIshmael> <Cal> So, obviously, I have no first hand disco experience.
Locdog07	<Locdog07> <Cal> <Locdog07> <Cal> <BobIshmael> <Me> Good, now get me a soda.
Locdog07	<Locdog07> <Cal> <Locdog07> <Cal> <BobIshmael> <Cal> yessir.
* DarkonZero sips his Starbucks Frappucino.
Cal	<Locdog07> <Cal> <Locdog07> <Cal> <BobIshmael> <Cal> So, obviously, I have no first hand disco experience.
Cal	<Locdog07> <Cal> <Locdog07> <Cal> <BobIshmael> <Me> Good, now get me a soda.
Cal	<Locdog07> <Cal> <Locdog07> <Cal> <BobIshmael> <Cal> yessir.
Cal	<Locdog07> <Locdog07> <Cal> <Locdog07> <Cal> <BobIshmael> <Cal> So, obviously, I have no first hand disco experience.
Cal	<Locdog07> <Locdog07> <Cal> <Locdog07> <Cal> <BobIshmael> <Me> Good, now get me a soda.
Cal	<Locdog07> <Locdog07> <Cal> <Locdog07> <Cal> <BobIshmael
BobIshmael	Anyway, back to the the yummy, nummy goodness of music from the 70s.
Cal	NO!
Cal	Yeah, it's nummy because of those tight pants
* BobIshmael coughs.
* Cal slaps Bob's back
BobIshmael	I'll assume you mean the ladies wearing tight pants.
DarkonZero	Bob likes the Rainbow pants of the 60's.
Locdog07	/topic #deep13 * Cal slaps Bob's back
Locdog07	<BobIshmael> I'll assume you mean the ladies wearing tight pants.
BobIshmael	In fact, I'll HOPE you mean that.
Locdog07	Oops
Cal	He likes polyester socks
*** Sentroid99 was kicked by Mars (kick sent by Sentroid99 (12Testing my popups ))
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*** Locdog07 changes topic to '* Cal slaps Bob's back <Cal> Baby got back!'
BobIshmael	DZ's right.
Sentroid99	ooh
BobIshmael	Rainbow pants are the best.
Cal	DAH!
*** Mars sets mode: +o Sentroid99
DarkonZero	I wish I had another frappuccino.
Cal	back in the funky seventies..
*** Locdog07 changes topic to '* Cal slaps Bob's back <Cal> Baby got back! <BobIshmael> Rainbow pants are the best.'
* DarkonZero goes to get a packet of Pop Tarts.
BobIshmael	Mmm, I think I'll make me a Toaster Strudel.
* Cal goes to get a googol of green gold grapes
BobIshmael	You have THOSE in Britania, right?
Locdog07	No
* DarkonZero is back with Frosted Blueberry Pop Tarts.
DarkonZero	Bob....they have blood pudding.
*** Mars sets mode: +b !Someguy@*.home.com
*** Sentroid99 sets mode: -b !Someguy@*.home.com
* Cal is back with big bad blue boron bulbs of bass
* BobIshmael backs.
* DarkonZero finishes his Pop Tarts.
* Cal canns
BobIshmael	That's too bad, Loc. Toaster Strudels are the best.
DarkonZero	I want more.
* Cal finishes his fuscia fish sticks.
BobIshmael	Better than DZ's crummy Pop Tart.
* DarkonZero gos to get more Pop Tarts.
* Cal goes to get more googols of green gold grapes
* BobIshmael goes back to the toaster.
Locdog07	MAMMY!
Cal	!YMMAM
* DarkonZero is back with Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts....
Sentroid99	there, I think I have enough Mars commands installed
*** Cal is now known as straS_poP
Sentroid99	Pop Sarts?
*** straS_poP is now known as straT_poP
Sentroid99	S9, I command you to enter the room!
*** S9-Sentry has joined #Deep13
BobIshmael	Sent, now that you've already made all your Mars pop-ups.. Send them to me, so I don't have to do any work.
* Sound request: can't find 'metroid.mid'
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
DarkonZero	Mmmm......Pop Tart goodness.
Sentroid99	No.
BobIshmael	I'll give you a Toaster Strudel.
Sentroid99	You've never sent me any scripts, so I won't send you any.
* straT_poP nomanniC raguS nworB detsorF htiw kcab si laC
* BobIshmael gives it up to KC & the Sunshine Band.
Sentroid99	yup
*** straT_poP is now known as Cal
Sentroid99	?klat saila sdrawkcab ni gniklat uoy era yhW
*** Goku has joined #Deep13
Goku	Bob!!!!
Goku	lots o people!
DarkonZero	Thanks Sent....now make me regret selling my SNES and NES.
BobIshmael	Haiku!!
Goku	I can only stay like 5 min. though :(!
Sentroid99	huh? wha?
DarkonZero	KU!
Goku	DK!!
BobIshmael	Ku, will you give it up to KC & the Sunshine Band!
BobIshmael	Nananana!
BobIshmael	Baby, give it up!
BobIshmael	Nananana!
Sentroid99	I heard that some third party company is coming out with a SNES/NES converter for N64
Goku	hehe
BobIshmael	Baby, give it up!
Cal	ukoG ydwoH
Sentroid99	!laC ,sdrawkcab gniklat pots
Goku	8,1Quote added: 6,8 <BobIshmael> Ku, will you give it up to KC & the Sunshine Band! <BobIshmael> Nananana! <BobIshmael> Baby, give it up!
Goku	your idiocy has been imortalized have a nice day :)
DarkonZero	I sold all my SNES and NES games, DAMMIT!
Cal	!em ekaM
Sentroid99	So did I, my friend..... so did I
Sentroid99	ko
BobIshmael	My idiocy was already immortalized.
Sentroid99	I wIll
Sentroid99	BY TaLkiNG IN toRGo taLK
Cal	!aH aH
* DarkonZero goes to get another packet of Pop Tarts...the last packet of Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts.
Sentroid99	thERE is nO wAy OUt Of herE.
Sentroid99	THErE is No WaY OUT of here.
Sentroid99	spox
Sentroid99	whbi
Sentroid99	xfvo
Sentroid99	svfn
Cal	It WiLl bE dArK SoOn
Sentroid99	heh
Cal	wOoF
Sentroid99	@quote
S9-Sentry	12S9=QUOTER: 8,2"Rowads! Roods!" --David Spade (Black Sheep)
* BobIshmael gives it up! Baby, gives it uu-up.
Goku	Quote:7,2 *** Blip (moo@SPIP-A-001-pool-13.tmns.net.au) has joined #darktower <MP Barbarella©> wheres Jan and Jayce?
BobIshmael	Oh, yeah! I had this really cool dream last night!
Sentroid99	@quote
S9-Sentry	12S9=QUOTER: 8,2"Rowads! Roods!" --David Spade (Black Sheep)
[SOUND]
Sentroid99	@quote
BobIshmael	Y'know, "Klinger" from MASH?
S9-Sentry	12S9=QUOTER: 1,4 "I'll always be that Protestant chick who never killed anyone." --Christina Applegate (Mafia!)
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Timmyling	Hi all.
Sentroid99	Jamie Furr?
Cal	howdy ling
DarkonZero	LING!
BobIshmael	Well, for some reason we had to go to some Korean base in my apartments.
Cal	BRB going to get someting to eet
Goku	Quote:7,2 <Cassius> ooh... anger leads to fear... fear leads to hatred... hatred leads to... I can't remember my line. I need my Ginkoba...
BobIshmael	No, wait. We had to get to OUR base from the Korean base.
BobIshmael	So I let Klinger lead, right?
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Goku	Quote:7,2 *** Wraith changes topic to 'Come see the all new theatrical event, James Camron's Titanic....On Ice! witness the romance on a big ship...on Ice!...watch in horror as the Titanic hits an Ice Berg...On Ice!.....look....just give James all your money and i'll shut-up.....sound fair?'
BobIshmael	And and the end of the dream, we were just about back to our base when it turns out to be the Korean base.
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BobIshmael	I love my dreams!
Timmyling	Hi again.
Timmyling	Stupid Netscape.
BobIshmael	I bet all of you had boring dreams!
Sentroid99	Bob
BobIshmael	Mine all invovle Koreans and characters from MASH.
Sentroid99	Your dreams suck.......
Sentroid99	compared to mine
BobIshmael	Sent
Sentroid99	Do you ever have dreams about the Leprechaun?
Sentroid99	I have
BobIshmael	Probably.
DarkonZero	All my dreams involve me back in high school.
DarkonZero	I don't know why.
Sentroid99	He was chasing me once saying "I'm the Leprechaun!"
Timmyling	My dreams involve terrorists taking over aspects of my life and me in a mental hospital.
Sentroid99	I get those too, Darkon
BobIshmael	Are you sure you're not thinking of Wayne's World?
DarkonZero	And I graduated 5 years ago.
Sentroid99	I had a recent one with some kid I barely knew in Middle School who was coming to my High School
BobIshmael	Oh, great! Now DZ pretends to be 23 again!
Locdog07	All my dreams involve sheer terror and mind numbingly slow chases through snowy woods while being chased by unknown terrors. yawn.
BobIshmael	We all know you're 12, no need to lie to us.
Sentroid99	No, i'm sure, Bob.... cause some guy(Either Richard Kiel or George Muresan) saved me from the Leprechaun.
Cal	hehheh
Cal	What about Peter McNamara?
Timmyling	So, Loc, all of your dreams are repeats of The Final Sacrifice?
Locdog07	Yes
DarkonZero	Hey...Blair Witch: The Musical.......I nearly forgot.
Locdog07	Except I have less chins
BobIshmael	Well, I rather liked my dream.
Timmyling	DZ, we gotta work on that.
Goku	bye all!!! c ya in like another month Bob hehe
*** Goku has quit IRC (buh bye)
BobIshmael	AND! I woke up while watching MASH.
Locdog07	Bob, I bet your parents must have been covering their ears from the excitement they were hearing.
[Cal SOUND]
Sentroid99	hmm... Cal
Sentroid99	Send me that wav you just played.....
BobIshmael	?
Cal	Do you have any Grey Poopon?
Sentroid99	I just heard... "For me to......."
Sentroid99	and that was it
BobIshmael	(quizzical silence directed toward Loc)?
Sentroid99	.....
Sentroid99	please
DarkonZero	Ling....we will work on it soon.
Timmyling	I'm working out ideas.
DarkonZero	Me....I'm blank.
Timmyling	It will definetely involve the Blair Witch tap dancing.
BobIshmael	(INTENSE quizzical silence directed toward Loc)?
DarkonZero	I'm still trying to work on a project I came up with 5 years ago.
Timmyling	I'm hanging on to that idea.
Locdog07	(Intense bite me towards Bob)
Timmyling	Heh.
DarkonZero	Ok....now it's time to do my Chuck Heston impressions....
BobIshmael	Yeah, I think I need a project. 'ling, can I have yours?
Timmyling	No.
BobIshmael	I'll give it back.
BobIshmael	C'mon.
DarkonZero	Bob...you have "THE BOOK".
Timmyling	You'll probably get dirt and mud all over it.
BobIshmael	Yeah, but- but.
BobIshmael	Awww, stupid crummy project.
BobIshmael	Fine.
Timmyling	Work on the Genocide Test if you're so bored.
DarkonZero	Ok...I am commencong with my Chuck Heston impressions.
*** Locdog07 changes topic to '* Cal slaps Bob's back <Cal> Baby got back! <BobIshmael> Rainbow pants are the best. <DarkonZero> Bob...you have "THE BUTT".'
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Timmyling	Heh.
Sentroid99	hmm
Sentroid99	hello
DarkonZero	Ok....
Cal	how the..
Cal	HEY!
BobIshmael	Antikrist? Is that a new citrus juice?
Timmyling	Hi unemployed latin lover...
antikrist	hehe
Cal	hehe
Sentroid99	No, he's the anti-santa
antikrist	i'm both
antikrist	where're u from, people?
BobIshmael	Citrus juice and a latin lover?
Timmyling	Earth.
Sentroid99	and the anti-santa?
antikrist	nice place, i guess
* Sound request: can't find 'antisanta.wav'
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
antikrist	actually, i come from hell
* BobIshmael gets irritated when noone asks which state he lives in.
Timmyling	Huh.
Sentroid99	ahh! So you worship Satan??
Cal	SaNtY cLaUs!
BobIshmael	That way I get to say "confusion" or "denial."
antikrist	just 'he'
Locdog07	Bob, you get to say buttons.
Timmyling	You're in CA, BIsh, and no one cares.
BobIshmael	antikrist, do you worship Satan?
Cal	He? He-Man?
antikrist	he worships me, in fact
Sentroid99	Do you know a guy named Scream?
DarkonZero	Hey....I'll BBL.....
Timmyling	Is His name "Greg?"
Sentroid99	k
DarkonZero	I gotta do those recordings.
antikrist	why do you all make so many questions?
DarkonZero	Later.
BobIshmael	Because we like you! NOW ANSWER!
Sentroid99	Have you seen Bob's PEZ?
Cal	ANSWER, KNAVE!
antikrist	i have to think 1st.
BobIshmael	Adidas, DZ.
Timmyling	I dunno. Why do you question our ability to make questions?
antikrist	i usually speak latin
DarkonZero	Me! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Fri Aug 20 15:28:11 1999
Session Start: Fri Aug 20 15:55:01 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '* Cal slaps Bob's back <Cal> Baby got back! <BobIshmael> Rainbow pants are the best. <DarkonZero> Bob...you have "THE BUTT".'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Fri Aug 20 15:28:23
Timmyling	wb
DarkonZero	ME BACK!
DarkonZero	YAY!
BobIshmael	DZ, won't you come with me and take my hand?
Timmyling	Servo kill?
DarkonZero	Bob...no Hootie.
BobIshmael	What?
BobIshmael	That's Iron Butterfly, you freak!
DarkonZero	No Hootie.
DarkonZero	Hootie also used it.
Cal	[]-[] O O tie
BobIshmael	Well, I don't listen to Hootie.
DarkonZero	I don't either,
BobIshmael	Apparently you do.
DarkonZero	Ok...my Heston impressions suck, but I recorded them.
DarkonZero	As with new poopie songs for Bob, Cal, and Sent.
BobIshmael	Mine suck too and so did I.
Timmyling	A planet where Charlton Heston evolves from men?
BobIshmael	Though I'm not going to send them out just yet.
BobIshmael	I need to practice my Chuck Heston impersonation s'more.
[SOUND]
BobIshmael	Bobpoop?
DarkonZero	Yes....
BobIshmael	Well, thanks for noticing. I guess.
DarkonZero	I made that just for you.....and everyone else.
[SOUND]
[SOUND]
BobIshmael	Hey! Sent's here!
DarkonZero	I think Sent may like the one I made for him.
[SOUND]
Sentroid99	what? what?
[SOUND]
DarkonZero	You want that sound Sent?
DarkonZero	Made it just for ya.
DarkonZero	And everyone else.
BobIshmael	So, DZ, gonna send it to us?
Timmyling	AHEM.
[Cal SOUND]
BobIshmael	And what about Timmyling?
DarkonZero	Hmmm.......which sounds?
Timmyling	EVERYone else, DZ?
BobIshmael	Minemineminemine!
[Cal SOUND]
[Cal SOUND]
[Cal SOUND]
Timmyling	I say this again. DZ, you made sounds for EVERYONE here?
Timmyling	You didn't perchance forget someone?
BobIshmael	I don't think he did.
Cal	Cal poop????
BobIshmael	Oh, wait!
BobIshmael	S9-Sentry!
S9-Sentry	Hi, BobIshmael.
DarkonZero	Well....not everyone....I tried to make individual endings for everyone....but ran short.
BobIshmael	Of course!
Cal	YOU LITTLE....
BobIshmael	S9-Sentry!
S9-Sentry	Hi, BobIshmael.
BobIshmael	S9-Sentry!
S9-Sentry	Hi, BobIshmael.
Timmyling	Right.
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
BobIshmael	'ling, you can't even listen to sounds anyhow.
[Cal SOUND]
Timmyling	So?
Cal	ARGHHHH
DarkonZero	HEHE1
DarkonZero	Oh boy!
DarkonZero	HEHE!
* Cal kicks DZ in the hinder
Sentroid99	Loudough?
[Cal SOUND]
DarkonZero	Lodo.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
Cal	dangit
Sentroid99	actually, it's sounds like odd
* BobIshmael cries.
Timmyling	I can see what ones are played. And I can speculate what they mean.
Sentroid99	Lodd
Sentroid99	which reminds me
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
[SOUND]
* BobIshmael sniffs.
DarkonZero	Better?
BobIshmael	A little.
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
DarkonZero	The Heston ones.....
DarkonZero	D'oh!
Cal	you sound like thy guy who sings about saching through the sargasm
BobIshmael	Thy guy?
Timmyling	Dr. Z.
DarkonZero	I do?
Cal	no, they guy who sang the song at the begenning of Dr. Z
Cal	yeah
DarkonZero	Wow......
BobIshmael	Speaking King James' English, are you?
Cal	try singing that song
BobIshmael	There was a song in Dr. Z?
BobIshmael	If it was musical, then I wasn't paying attention.
Cal	remember the sacheing through the sargasm song?
Timmyling	Yeah. "He's planning reveeeeeeeeeeenge on his friends!"
Timmyling	Or something.
Cal	ohhhh Hesten
[BobIshmael SOUND]
DarkonZero	I thought I sounded more like Duke Nukem than Heston.
BobIshmael	Yeah, his Heston's better than mine.
BobIshmael	I sounded more like I had Larnyx cancer then I did like Heston.
[Cal SOUND]
Cal	HA!
BobIshmael	DZ, is this the last line? "You blew it up?"
[BobIshmael SOUND]
BobIshmael	A madhow?
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
DarkonZero	Yes.
BobIshmael	Is that anything like Mad Cow?
DarkonZero	Maybe.
BobIshmael	A madhow?
BobIshmael	Eep.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
BobIshmael	Is THIS the last line?
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
BobIshmael	DZ, can you do Nancy Kulp?
BobIshmael	Wait! Let me rephrase that!
Sentroid99	Darkon....
[Cal SOUND]
BobIshmael	Can you impersonate Nancy Kulp?
[Cal SOUND]
Sentroid99	You sound like the old guy from Blazing Saddles in that sound
BobIshmael	Didn't he say "stink
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
[Cal SOUND]
BobIshmael	Didn't he say "stinkin' paws?"
DarkonZero	Hmmm.......
DarkonZero	Oh well...I screwed up, ok.
BobIshmael	Just like everything you do.
DarkonZero	Yup.
BobIshmael	You're a failure, DZ.
DarkonZero	As you are too Bob.
BobIshmael	Well, yeah.
BobIshmael	That goes without saying.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
BobIshmael	You missed his "God" in the middle.
DarkonZero	Ok......I sounded like a ninny in that one.
BobIshmael	I like THAT one.
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
BobIshmael	He goes "You blew it up! Damn you! God! Damn you all to hell!"
Sentroid99	Damn you all to heeell!!!!!!!
Timmyling	To heel?
BobIshmael	Maybe I could try to do Cornelius instead.
DarkonZero	Ok, I adlibbed.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
Timmyling	Did you do "A planet where apes evolve from men?!", DZ?
DarkonZero	No.....I didn't do that one.
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BobIshmael	AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
BobIshmael	All my Hestons sound like he has throat cancer.
DarkonZero	Ok....I baesd my Heston of of Phil Hartman.
DarkonZero	DAMMED TIPOS!
BobIshmael	TIPO FEST!
BobIshmael	-ering.
BobIshmael	E ring?
BobIshmael	Shut up, Bob.
BobIshmael	Yessir.
DarkonZero	Bob....quit drinking....then you won't sound like that.
Cal	heh
Sentroid99	that was nothing like Phil... i'm making the real Phil/Heston sound shortly
BobIshmael	It must be the drinking.
[Cal SOUND]
DarkonZero	Sent......I said....."based".
* BobIshmael gives his Soylent Green/Heston with cancer wav another shot.
DarkonZero	Actually more like "baesd".
Cal	LOL
[Cal SOUND]
BobIshmael	Free baesd.
DarkonZero	Hey at least it ain't the blob thing I did.
Cal	Soylent Green is people!
[Cal SOUND]
DarkonZero	DAH!
DarkonZero	DAMMIT!
Cal	that one?
DarkonZero	Yes.....that one.
Cal	as soon as my sound card is fixed, I'm going to do my Sean Connery impression
DarkonZero	Hey...who wants a wav of 912....it's a compilation of all the time Rowsdower was said.
Cal	you mean 910
Timmyling	I'll take it. Send it e-mail. zapman24@home.com
Cal	Connery on Titanic: "Give it to Rose, yeah thats it!"
DarkonZero	I used to do a good Connery impression.
BobIshmael	I'll take it.
DarkonZero	Ling you got it.
Cal	Rowsdower
* BobIshmael decides to give his Connery impersonation a shot.
BobIshmael	What's something that he says?
Timmyling	Rowsdower-mobile, awayyyy!
Cal	say "Give it to Rose, yeah thats it!"
Cal	say "Give it to me Rose, yeah thats it!"
Timmyling	Doesn't he say "I'm going to kill them all?" You could say "The name's Bond. James Bond."
Cal	Crowe, Calvin Crowe
BobIshmael	Well, my Connery is better then my Heston.
* Cal remembers the Chicken Boo cartoon with Boo, James Boo
Timmyling	You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man, you're a Chicken Boo.
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Cal	I can do a good impression of Cartman from SP...
BobIshmael	Damnation! How do I get rid of that damned clicking?1
Timmyling	I can do a good impression of Eric Idle and Terry Jones.
BobIshmael	"!"
Cal	My favorite is my voice on helium
Timmyling	Go to edit and select "Delete after current position" right before the click happens.
Cal	I can make my voice really high
BobIshmael	Duh-Okay.
BobIshmael	What now, George?
Timmyling	Huh.
Cal	does anyone want my goosio, barney, or evil munchkin laugh?
[Cal SOUND]
DarkonZero	Ling you may have to delete the mail I sent ya.......it doesn't have the attachment.....DAMNED AOL!
Cal	AOLHell
Timmyling	None of them had the attachment.
Cal	got outlook?
Timmyling	Send it to Cal and he'll send it to me. Right, Cal?
Cal	uh..
Timmyling	RIGHT?
Cal	Timmyling, get mirc
Cal	or get ICQ
Timmyling	I WILL! JUST NOT NOW!
Cal	Hotmail has been a reall butt
DarkonZero	I got outlook.......but only a hotmail account.
Cal	ok, i'll send <grumpy>
Timmyling	Bob wanted it, right?
DarkonZero	Ling I'll send it later...it's Bob's fault.
Cal	are you doing MSTapes tonite?
Timmyling	Bob, send the Rowsdower sounds to me.
BobIshmael	Hmm, what? Sorry, for the past 5 minutes I've been reading from Mp&HG script.
Sentroid99	nope
BobIshmael	What now?
BobIshmael	Email 'em?
Timmyling	Yeah.
BobIshmael	Email 'em?
Timmyling	zapman24@home.com
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[Sentroid99 SOUND]
Timmyling	Now e-mail.
BobIshmael	ahem Email 'em?!
BobIshmael	<Timmyling> No.
BobIshmael	Good, I don't want to.
BobIshmael	<Timmyling> That's alright, I'll ask someone else.
BobIshmael	Yeah, that's probably for the best.
DarkonZero	Ling...I can send it now.
Timmyling	Burn in hell, BIsh. Now, about those sounds...
[BobIshmael SOUND]
DarkonZero	Ok....it may take a bit.
BobIshmael	Oop, wrong file.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
Cal	BRB
BobIshmael	Alright, who made that?
BobIshmael	I need to give them all my money and my first born.
DarkonZero	I have no idea...I found it on AOL.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
* Sound request: can't find 'edcream.wav'
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
DarkonZero	ROWSDOWER!
BobIshmael	A BIG HAIRY GIRL!
DarkonZero	A BIG HAIRY GIRL!
DarkonZero	Jinx 12345678910
DarkonZero	HAHA!
BobIshmael	ARRGH!
DarkonZero	Ya sap!
BobIshmael	My Connery would be.. well, less crappy if I could remove that clicking.
DarkonZero	And the feedback.
BobIshmael	No feedback on this one.
DarkonZero	<BobIshmael> How very odd...
BobIshmael	Hey! Bob didn't say that!
BobIshmael	That James guy said that!
DarkonZero	<BobIshmael> How very odd...
BobIshmael	You can't say that Bob said that when he didn't.
BobIshmael	HEY!
DarkonZero	<BobIshmael> How very odd...
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[Sentroid99 SOUND]
BobIshmael	That's it, you're fired.
DarkonZero	Me fired.....outaa cannon.
DarkonZero	The Rowsdower!
DarkonZero	ROWSDOWER!
DarkonZero	A BIG HAIRY GIRL!
DarkonZero	BOB!
DarkonZero	A BIG HAIRY GIRL!
* Sound request: can't find 'edcar.wav'
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
Sentroid99	anyone want any sounds from Ed Glosser: Trivial Psyhic?
DarkonZero	Too big.
DarkonZero	Of files.
Sentroid99	:P
Sentroid99	Big shmig!
DarkonZero	Canadian!
BobIshmael	Whoo! I found one that's nothing like who I'm supposed to be that I like.
BobIshmael	EXCEpT FOR THAT CLICKING!
BobIshmael	Oh, well.
[SOUND]
BobIshmael	Allright. Who wants bobcantdoconnery.wav and kingofthewho.wav?
BobIshmael	A shiny penny of you guess who I'm impersonating in the latter.
DarkonZero	I'll take em!
* Sound request: can't find 'deangelo.wav'
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
Timmyling	DZ, did you send me the sound yet?
Sentroid99	this one "BIG" too?
DarkonZero	Ling...yes
Timmyling	I haven't gotten it.
* Sound request: can't find 'deangelo.wav'
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
DarkonZero	Bob....you had a click beat goin' for ya.
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
BobIshmael	I noticed that.
BobIshmael	It happened after I lowered the quality. Go figure.
DarkonZero	Hmmmm.....ling try again.
DarkonZero	Ok...Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
DarkonZero	I watched that movie about 50 times.
BobIshmael	That's the scene word for word.
Timmyling	What?
DarkonZero	Except...the "ok, stop".
Timmyling	What scene?
* Sound request: can't find 'soylent.wav'
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
BobIshmael	I LOVE THAT PART!
BobIshmael	And besides I can't do Arthur and his line was next.
Timmyling	Oh, Dennis and King Arthur.
BobIshmael	And the Old Woman.
BobIshmael	You're fooling yourself! We're living in a dictatorship!
DarkonZero	I probably could....if I knew the lines.
Timmyling	"Old woman!" "I'm not an old woman!" "I'm sorry, I have a cold."
DarkonZero	I'll try to do the Spam skit.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
BobIshmael	Yeah, that clicking does have a nice beat to it.
BobIshmael	Sorta like the 20th Century Fox theme.
DarkonZero	Ok...this kid on AOL is now annoying me.....he makes the fonts lager and larger every time he says something.
BobIshmael	Click-click, click-click, pause, click-click.
BobIshmael	KILL HIM, DZ!
Timmyling	Heh.
BobIshmael	DO IT!
DarkonZero	I will.
BobIshmael	Good.
DarkonZero	I'll BRB
BobIshmael	Sent, Cal: Want bobcantdoconnery.wav and kingofthewho.wav?
Sentroid99	sure
BobIshmael	No, you don't.
BobIshmael	Don't lie to me.
Sentroid99	want soylent green.wav and soylent white.wav?
Sentroid99	or are they to BIG for you?
DarkonZero	Ok...I told him I had to go and abruptly left.
BobIshmael	That's hardly killing him.
Sentroid99	Bob
BobIshmael	Sure.
DarkonZero	Sent....you can have Soylentmyass.wav
BobIshmael	Soylent Mass?
BobIshmael	What kind of church is that?
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
DarkonZero	Where all the Soylent Green meet.
BobIshmael	Notice the clicking?
DarkonZero	Yes...
Sentroid99	What? Are you tapping on the mic?
BobIshmael	Just like the 20th Century Fox theme!
DarkonZero	It has a nice beat.
Sentroid99	The name is.. hmm.... tap tap tap tap
BobIshmael	No, Sound Recorder does it for me.
BobIshmael	It's a nice feature.
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
BobIshmael	Click-click, click-click, pause, click-click.
Sentroid99	The name is.. hmm.... tap tap tap tap
DarkonZero	Yeah....it 20th Century BOB!
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
Sentroid99	no, it
BobIshmael	Let's build a Bob to the 21st century.
Sentroid99	's 15th Centrury
Sentroid99	tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
BobIshmael	Sent, these are too big.
[SOUND]
Sentroid99	@$#@$#&$@#$*@&!
BobIshmael	Lower the quality of the sounds and resend 'em.
DarkonZero	WOO!
BobIshmael	Whoo!
[SOUND]
Sentroid99	I'm not going through that bs just so you can hear them!
BobIshmael	Then don't, I don't care.
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
Sentroid99	I am yo king?
BobIshmael	No, you're not.
Sentroid99	even so...
Cal	baq
* Sound request: can't find 'soylntwh.wav'
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
BobIshmael	Cal, want these?
Cal	Did you know that Jesse Ventura is in Batman & Robin?
DarkonZero	Sent....too large
Cal	sure
BobIshmael	Told you.
Sentroid99	shaddap
BobIshmael	It's not too much work to lower the freaking quality of the file.
BobIshmael	Just go to properties and change it.
Sentroid99	just because you can't handle sounds that have a bit more memory.... I don't care about memory
* Sentroid99 goes back to recording sounds
BobIshmael	A bit more memory? The hell is you talking 'bout, Willis?
Cal	hehh
* Sound request: can't find 'scowpies.wav'
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
BobIshmael	So'kay.
Sentroid99	here, try this one. it's not fixed or anything. And it shouldn't be BIG!
DarkonZero	And another larger one....and you can barely hear them.
Sentroid99	Bite me, Darkon!
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
DarkonZero	It be the truth
Sentroid99	you're telling me that you can't hear that?
Sentroid99	I can hear it very well
DarkonZero	Barely
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
Sentroid99	well then fix the volume if you can hear them.
Sentroid99	of the file
DarkonZero	Uh...I like my set volume.....
Sentroid99	not yours, the file's sound
DarkonZero	Well....I'll do it later
DarkonZero	The Creator though should have done it
Sentroid99	The Creator doesn't care about memory
* Sound request: can't find 'sentleprechaun.wav'
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
DarkonZero	Cal....
DarkonZero	You want the Rowsdower sound?
Cal	usre
Cal	sur
* Sound request: can't find 'soylent2.wav'
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
* Pump DCC up to 999999999 bytes
DarkonZero	BOOOOOOOOB!
Cal	Rowsdower?
DarkonZero	BAAAAAAAHB!
DarkonZero	You'll hear.
[Cal SOUND]
[SOUND]
* Pump DCC up to 9999999 bytes
[Cal SOUND]
* Sound request: can't find 'dieters.wav'
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
Cal	gligilgilg
DarkonZero	Cal.....
DarkonZero	Why?
[Cal SOUND]
Cal	mwa ha ha
DarkonZero	I wish I nver made that sound.
Cal	did you boost the DCC?
DarkonZero	Yeah......
DarkonZero	Must be lag though on my end
Cal	can I boost?
DarkonZero	give it a go.
* Pump DCC up to 999999999 bytes
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Cal	well, my virus scan is doing something
DarkonZero	Oh....
DarkonZero	Bob left us.....
DarkonZero	WAH!
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DarkonZero	YAY!
*** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael
Sentroid99	great
DarkonZero	BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHB!
Sentroid99	oh
BobIshmael	Did anyone catch that?
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
DarkonZero	What?
BobIshmael	I guess not.
* Sound request: can't find 'dieters.wav'
[Sentroid99 SOUND]
BobIshmael	Well, I was recording another MP sound when I got a bunch of feedback which cause my sound card/modem to disconnect.
BobIshmael	Weird.
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Sentroid99	sound card/modem.... bah!
Sentroid99	You need a cable modem, my friend.
BobIshmael	And you need to shut up.
Cal	heh heh, I have a no-name sound card
DarkonZero	<BobIshmael> How very odd...
BobIshmael	That's enough outta you.
Sentroid99	In fact, Comcast's got another one of it's deals this month, where you get it for $40 instead of $140
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BobIshmael	The traails, man!
DarkonZero	Hmmmm....
Cal	Peach, man!
Sentroid99	hmm, a hippie?
BobIshmael	The colors! Like, cosmic!!
DarkonZero	PEACE!
{{Peace}}	Hello
BobIshmael	A hippie?! Let's kill it!
Sentroid99	Hello there
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*** Sentroid99 is now known as {{Sentroid
* Cal puts on a tie-died shirt
{{Sentroid	damned hippie!
BobIshmael	Why it everyone on the server foreign?1
BobIshmael	Why it everyone on the server foreign?!
*** {{Sentroid is now known as {{Sent}}
BobIshmael	"Lover@ppp-16-124.cyberia.net.lb"
{{Sent}}	there. how'd you like my name?
DarkonZero	Why it?
*** BobIshmael is now known as {{Bob}}
{{Bob}}	Why is it everyone on the server foreign?!
{{Sent}}	ooh, perty, Bob
{{Bob}}	AAHHHH!
*** Cal is now known as {{{Cal}}}
*** DarkonZero is now known as {{Darkon}}
{{Bob}}	Why is it everyone on this server is foreign?!
*** {{Sent}} is now known as {{Sentsk}}
*** {{Sentsk}} is now known as {{Sentsky}
*** {{Darkon}} is now known as {{Darkon0}
{{Sentsky}	I have the foreighn
*** {{Darkon0} is now known as {{Darkon0}
*** {{Darkon0} is now known as {{Darkon0}
{{Bob}}	Hey, 'ling! Join the crowd!
*** {{Darkon0} is now known as {{Darkon}}
*** {{{Cal}}} is now known as Butt_Actio
*** Butt_Actio is now known as {{{Cal}}}
*** {{Sentsky} is now known as Sentovich
Timmyling	Snore.
Sentovich	I am the foreighn
{{Darkon}}	Cal...why Butt_Action?
*** {{Bob}} is now known as CrazyIvan
* Sound request: can't find 'dieters.wav'
[Sentovich SOUND]
[CrazyIvan SOUND]
{{Darkon}}	Ling...did you get the e-mail?
* {{Darkon}} slaps {{Darkon}} around a bit with a large trout
{{Darkon}}	DAH!
Timmyling	What?
CrazyIvan	DZ's Heston is uncanny.
*** {{Darkon}} is now known as DarkonZero
CrazyIvan	Much like my Connery.
Timmyling	I got it with my service...
[CrazyIvan SOUND]
CrazyIvan	Perfect, huh?
{{{Cal}}}	um, what was the rowsdower sound?
DarkonZero	Ling.......did you get my e-mail?
CrazyIvan	You can tell that I'm Sean Connery because I tell you.
*** CrazyIvan is now known as CrazyBob
[{{{Cal}}} SOUND]
{{{Cal}}}	LOL
*** {{{Cal}}} is now known as Cal
Timmyling	Yeah, DZ.
CrazyBob	I'm changing my name to Zap!
DarkonZero	Ok.....
CrazyBob	Or Rowsdower.
CrazyBob	No, Zap.
DarkonZero	So...it'll be ZapIshmael.
Cal	LOLLOL
Cal	Rowsdower!
Cal	Rowsdower?
*** CrazyBob is now known as BigHryGirl
Cal	Rowsdower
*** BigHryGirl is now known as BigHaryGir
*** DarkonZero is now known as ZapZero
BigHaryGir	HEY!
BigHaryGir	Stupid raggim fraggim.
*** BigHaryGir is now known as ZapIshmael
ZapZero	Hey...it's ZAP TIME!
ZapIshmael	C'mon, zapman!
ZapIshmael	You should be good at this!
Timmyling	Oh yes.
ZapZero	Let us all stay like this until someone enters.
Timmyling	Zap.
*** Cal is now known as Rowsdower
Timmyling	Whoo.
Rowsdower	ME!
Rowsdower	ME!
Rowsdower	ME!
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ZapZero	Cal.....be Zap-Crowe
*** Rowsdower is now known as Zap_Crowe
ZapZero	Hey Super@
ZapZero	DAH!
superspy	dk
ZapIshmael	zapspy!
*** superspy is now known as Zap_Spy
ZapZero	Sent.....
ZapZero	Be Zaptroid99
*** Zap_Crowe is now known as BobIshmael
ZapIshmael	Zaptroid99!
*** Sentovich is now known as Zaptrovich
ZapZero	Now ling......
ZapZero	Ling.....
ZapIshmael	Whoo!
ZapZero	Ling.....
Zap_Spy	Zapling
* Sound request: can't find 'caribou.wav'
[Zaptrovich SOUND]
* ZapIshmael found Dr. Worm in RA form!
ZapZero	Zapaling.
BobIshmael	dr. worm?
ZapZero	Zappyling.
ZapIshmael	Cal, you're ruining it.
Timmyling	No.
Zaptrovich	Zapman
ZapIshmael	And 'ling, too.
Timmyling	It's zapman.
Timmyling	Don't capitalize the z.
ZapZero	We have a theme going.......
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* DeRaptor drops into #Deep13
DeRaptor	OW! The floor in here is hard.
*** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor
Zaptrovich	guys, we can't do it anyway. Mars won't change nicks
Timmyling	I refuse.
Timmyling	Hi De.
ZapIshmael	ZapRaptor!
BobIshmael	Howdy De!
ZapZero	It's Zap as in Zap Rowsdower.
Zap_Spy	hello, de
DeRaptor	howwo
DeRaptor	Oh, it's a Zap thing?
BobIshmael	Enjoy Hawaii?
ZapIshmael	Apparently!
*** DeRaptor is now known as DeRowsdowe
DeRowsdowe	d'oh!
ZapIshmael	Shut up, Bob!
*** DeRowsdowe is now known as DeRowsdowr
ZapZero	Uh....De...Zap
Zaptrovich	ZapRaptor
Timmyling	Fine.
Timmyling	Hold on.
Zap_Spy	dezaptor?
ZapZero	So....ZapRaptor
*** Timmyling has quit IRC (Timmyling)
DeRowsdowr	d'oh
ZapIshmael	ZapRaptor!
*** BobIshmael is now known as Zap-Cal
*** Zappyling has joined #Deep13
Zappyling	There.
*** Zap-Cal is now known as Zap-Calvin
DeRowsdowr	stupid nick change speed limit...grr
ZapZero	That ling......pooper.
Zaptrovich	heheh
*** DeRowsdowr is now known as DeRaptor
* ZapIshmael ahems.
ZapIshmael	De, don't be the odd one out.
DeRaptor	hmph.
*** DeRaptor is now known as DeZaptor
DeZaptor	there.
Zappyling	Heh.
Zaptrovich	De's already odd, Zop
DeZaptor	Now we're all Zappy...except for Mars.
ZapIshmael	Oh, right, Zap.
ZapIshmael	Sorry.
* Zap_Spy kicks mars
Zap_Spy	c'mon
Zap_Spy	<Mars>no
ZapZero	Hey Zap....
Zap_Spy	please?
Zaptrovich	You know, we could have him leave for a bit
Zap_Spy	<Mars>no
ZapIshmael	Zap, make Mars change his nick!
Zap-Calvin	kick Mars and bann him!
Zappyling	Zap, you suck.
Zap_Spy	no. zap, you suck.
* DeZaptor shakes her head.
DeZaptor	ga
ZapZero	Which Zap?
* Zap_Spy points
Zappyling	That Zap.
Zap_Spy	that zap
DeZaptor	ga
ZapIshmael	Me?
ZapZero	Oh...that Zap.
ZapIshmael	Which Zap?
ZapZero	Me?
* DeZaptor ponders making a "ga" timer in honor of the drunk Kevin Murphy.
ZapZero	I think.
ZapIshmael	I think he means me.
Zappyling	Heh.
Zappyling	Did you notice the Drunken Kevin answered my question?
ZapZero	DAMMIT...I HATE WHAT I STARTED!
DeZaptor	heheh, yeh
DeZaptor	All into the Zap!
ZapZero	.....
ZapIshmael	De, you feel compelled to ask for bobcantdoconnery.wav and kingofhtewho.wav!
Zappyling	Only he answered it drunkily.
*** Zap_Spy is now known as Zah_Spy
ZapIshmael	And these aren't the Zaps you're looking for.
DeZaptor	um...okay.
Zaptrovich	dang it!
Zaptrovich	-> mars part #Deep13
Zaptrovich	-Mars- You have insufficient access on #Deep13 to use the PART command.
* DeZaptor asks for bobcantdoconnery.wav and kingofthewho.wav
ZapZero	I was gonna make a Depoop.wav, but couldn't end it.
ZapIshmael	De, how did you know about those?!
ZapIshmael	Are you spying on me or something?1
* Sound request: can't find 'caribou.wav'
[Zaptrovich SOUND]
ZapIshmael	Are you spying on me or something?!
DeZaptor	yep.
DeZaptor	I've got microscopic cameras in your shower.
[SOUND]
Zah_Spy	ewww
ZapZero	WOO!
* ZapIshmael coughs.
[SOUND]
ZapIshmael	You prolly don't want to have those there.
*** Darphod_K has joined #Deep13
Zap-Calvin	argggh~
ZapZero	WOO!
Darphod_K	Hey!
*** ZapIshmael is now known as DrZap
ZapZero	Zapphod_K
* DeZaptor looks at her footage of Bob naked, pukes, and erases all the tapes.
* Zap-Calvin punches DZ in the face.
Darphod_K	Hey!
*** Mars sets mode: +o Darphod_K
Darphod_K	ok
DrZap	It was this or DrWorm.
*** Darphod_K is now known as Zarphod_K
*** Zarphod_K is now known as Zapphod_K
Zapphod_K	what
DrZap	And Worm doesn't have ZAP in it.
Zapphod_K	what's with the Zap's
* Zah_Spy proudly proclames that he has almost no .wav files. well, except for the occasional one that loc sends over
Zaptrovich	I dunno
[SOUND]
DrZap	superspy, are you asking?
Zah_Spy	throwing the idea out
[DeZaptor SOUND]
ZapZero	It's in celebration of the Rowsdower sound I found.
Zap-Calvin	Rowsdower.
DrZap	And that I'm changing me name to Zap.
Zap-Calvin	Rowsdower.
Zapphod_K	send it to me
ZapZero	A BIG HAIRY GIRL!
Zap-Calvin	Rowsdower.
Zap-Calvin	Rowsdower.
DrZap	subtle, are you asking for some sounds?
* Pump DCC up to 99999999 bytes
DrZap	Because you'll have to beg.
Zaptrovich	uh, can I be Sentrovich again?
*** MeltingMan has joined #Deep13
Zaptrovich	n/m
DrZap	ZappingMan!
Zap-Calvin	howdy
MeltingMan	De!!!!
Zapphod_K	i feel unconfortable
Zapphod_K	Hey MM!
Zap-Calvin	Wow, everyone is here
DeZaptor	Hey Melty.
Zah_Spy	hi IMM
DeZaptor	Note the nick trend.
Zaptrovich	ZappingMan.
*** DrZap is now known as ZapIshmael
*** Zap-Calvin is now known as Cal-Crowe
Zaptrovich	hey!
*** MeltingMan is now known as MeltingZap
ZapIshmael	HEEY!
ZapIshmael	PUT IT BACK!
DeZaptor	heehee
ZapZero	Ok...the Zap Times are over.
ZapIshmael	Noooooooooooooooooo.....................
*** Zaptrovich is now known as Sentrovich
*** ZapZero is now known as DarkonZero
*** Zapphod_K is now known as Darphod_K
ZapIshmael	I hate you all.
Darphod_K	much better
*** DeZaptor is now known as DeRaptor
*** DarkonZero is now known as MrFurious
*** Zappyling has quit IRC (Zappyling)
*** Sentrovich is now known as BlueRaja
*** Timmyling has joined #Deep13
Timmyling	There.
ZapIshmael	Doesn't 'ling realize he can use the /nick command?
Timmyling	Hmm.
DeRaptor	Hmmm...
ZapIshmael	Oh, hi.
MrFurious	It's MysteryMen TIME!
*** Timmyling is now known as TImmyling
* Darphod_K has to go potty (BRB)
TImmyling	Cool.
ZapIshmael	'ling: You can use /nick
* DeRaptor wonders what sort of nick fad to start now.
*** TImmyling is now known as Timmling
BlueRaja	I bet you didn't think you'd see us so... Spoon!
*** MeltingZap is now known as NoSeeMM
*** Zah_Spy is now known as superspy
Timmling	Oops.
*** Cal-Crowe is now known as TheShovele
*** ZapIshmael is now known as BobRaptor
TheShovele	dammit!
*** Darphod_K is now known as TheColon
superspy	not in the face, not in the face!
NoSeeMM	Cuz I didn't see Mystery Men
*** TheShovele is now known as Cal-Crowe
BlueRaja	De should be TheBowler
BobRaptor	Okay, this is anarchy.
*** DeRaptor is now known as DeIshmael
*** TheColon is now known as TheColon_K
BobRaptor	WHOOO!
MrFurious	I saw it...it was good!
BobRaptor	ANARCHY!
BlueRaja	It was
TheColon_K	A
DeIshmael	hoobieees!
TheColon_K	DOH!
*** NoSeeMM is now known as IMM
*** Timmling is now known as Timmyling
BlueRaja	uh, it's TheSpleen, DK
*** Cal-Crowe is now known as TheSpleen
TheColon_K	HeY!
* BobRaptor randomly picks two nicks.
TheColon_K	My /nick isn't worken!
*** superspy is now known as CAmazing
BlueRaja	Boo!
* MrFurious 's temperture is rising.....blood boiling....rage lifting!
*** Timmyling is now known as R_Ebert
MrFurious	BUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*** IMM is now known as HeroBoy
*** TheColon_K is now known as DarSpleen_
R_Ebert	Your movie sucks.
* BlueRaja throws a spoon at CAmazing
HeroBoy	I must succeed!!!
*** BobRaptor is now known as Ishmaeling
*** DarSpleen_ is now known as DarSpleenK
*** R_Ebert is now known as Timmyling
CAmazing	dah!
* MrFurious punched R_Ebert!
Ishmaeling	HEY! That sounds like a verb!
* DarSpleenK farts
MrFurious	DAMMIT!
* DarSpleenK has to go potty (BRB)
Ishmaeling	My nick is a verb!
MrFurious	THAT MAKES ME MAD!
DeIshmael	hmm...dead people...
CAmazing	my sponsors!!
* MrFurious kicks Bob!
*** Ishmaeling is now known as DarkonBob
*** DeIshmael is now known as J_Denver
*** HeroBoy is now known as Dead_IMM
*** BlueRaja is now known as DeIshmael
J_Denver	Um...Rocky Mountain High or some junk.
*** DarkonBob is now known as BlueRaja
*** J_Denver is now known as DeRaptor
Dead_IMM	Ricky Martin High?
MrFurious	THIS IS PISSING ME OFF!
*** Dead_IMM is now known as MeltingMan
MrFurious	BUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*** Timmyling is now known as MMMars
MMMars	Get it?
* CAmazing goes
* MrFurious kicks himself...DAMMIT!
* CAmazing goes "boo" to MrFurious
*** DeIshmael is now known as InvisoBoy
* DeRaptor wonders if anyone wants sand from the beach where John Denver crashed...
MrFurious	.....
InvisoBoy	I'm invisible!
* DarSpleenK is back
[TheSpleen SOUND]
CAmazing	no you're not, IB
*** MMMars is now known as Timmyling
* DarSpleenK looks at InvisoBoy
MeltingMan	I wanna Coke!
MrFurious	No...that MSTManos...that is invisible.
BlueRaja	Wait, who am I again?
DarSpleenK	put some pants on
Timmyling	Eeew!
*** DarSpleenK is now known as ShovlerK
[TheSpleen SOUND]
BlueRaja	Heeeelp!
DeRaptor	....hmm...
*** DeRaptor is now known as TheBowler
*** MeltingMan is now known as BenPanced
* ShovlerK shovels BR out
InvisoBoy	haha!
MrFurious	Ok...Mystery Men Time is over.
InvisoBoy	NO!
ShovlerK	I can see you
[BlueRaja SOUND]
* TheBowler taps her foot, waiting for Invisoboy's joke.
*** MrFurious is now known as DarkonZero
InvisoBoy	We didn't start yet
*** TheSpleen is now known as Cal
ShovlerK	screw it
InvisoBoy	oh
InvisoBoy	I'm invisible!
*** BlueRaja is now known as Bob
*** ShovlerK is now known as Darphod_K
*** Bob is now known as BobIshmael
* Darphod_K gets a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
DarkonZero	My recordngs of me suck
BenPanced	What was my real name again?
DarkonZero	I suck....
BobIshmael	DZ, you do. But your Hestons were great.
DarkonZero	I'm dumb.
[Cal SOUND]
BobIshmael	True.
InvisoBoy	De, just throw a ball at Bob, ok?
BobIshmael	I'm not Bob.
TheBowler	um, okay.
DarkonZero	ROWSDOWER!
* TheBowler throws a ball at Bob.
Darphod_K	AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Darphod_K	WHO ARE WE!
*** BenPanced is now known as NotBob
Darphod_K	AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*** CAmazing is now known as superspy
BobIshmael	Who's me?
* TheBowler tells Sentro maybe he should put some shorts on if he wants to keep fighting evil today...
* Darphod_K runs around
*** TheBowler is now known as DeRaptor
*** Darphod_K is now known as CallipyG
*** CassanovaF has joined #Deep13
CallipyG	Who Am I?
Cal	omega!
*** CallipyG is now known as Lodovik
*** BobIshmael is now known as omega
InvisoBoy	damn you all to hell!
Lodovik	AA!
InvisoBoy	and shampoo you! Lodovik!
omega	your dead meat bobishmael!
*** Cal is now known as Sentroid91
*** InvisoBoy is now known as kane
*** NotBob is now known as DeadMeat
kane	I BE BUFFED!
Lodovik	I'm stuck as LODOVIK!
DarkonZero	SHAMPOOER!
*** Lodovik is now known as Moviesigna
Moviesigna	DOH!
* DeRaptor goes to stare at b-moviechannel.com...
Sentroid91	<kane> I BE BUFFED
omega	CassanovaF, join the fun!
*** Timmyling is now known as Daneel
Moviesigna	!
CassanovaF	<Sentroid> Ok
Moviesigna	HELP!
omega	De, did you email them about picking up MST yet?
*** CassanovaF is now known as Ironf
Daneel	Hmm.
*** DeadMeat is now known as MeltingMan
omega	I did, no one else did. I hate you all.
Ironf	You have insulted my donkey!
*** Moviesigna is now known as Darphod_K
superspy	I don't get that channel
DarkonZero	Ok...we all died and returned stupid.
Darphod_K	there
DarkonZero	Is that it?
superspy	so I'm being selfish about it. if I can't see it, no one can
Ironf	Care to parse that?
*** Daneel is now known as BobIshmael
MeltingMan	"They'll pick MST3K up....if they ever get picked up them self" said IMM about the BMC situation
BobIshmael	There.
*** Sentroid91 is now known as Tom_Servo
*** DarkonZero is now known as thayer
Darphod_K	BMC is a fraud
DeRaptor	um...whoever omega is at the moment...Idunno if we have to write THEM, but writing sponsors and cable providers would be good.
thayer	Hey....what do you think of Scientology?
* DeRaptor sighs.
omega	Too late, I already did.
Ironf	No one's gonna pick it up. HomeGame's better than MST!
thayer	DAMN YOU!
*** thayer is now known as DarkonZero
Ironf	Scientology's the bomb, bitch.
Ironf	And i'm in love with Georgie
*** DeRaptor is now known as Xenu
* Xenu bites off Iron's head.
*** Tom_Servo is now known as Spoon
omega	Hey, who's me?
*** kane is now known as GKennedy
BobIshmael	Me.
MeltingMan	BMC could happen....I think.....it just probably won't, unfortunatly
*** Xenu is now known as DeRaptor
omega	Yeah, but who are you?
GKennedy	Here, try some Breath Assure.
*** Spoon is now known as KevinL
*** superspy is now known as Keefe
BobIshmael	Being you sucks, BIsh.
*** BobIshmael is now known as Timmyling
Timmyling	There.
DarkonZero	Ok.......everyone now get a hold of your true Idents!
* Ironf french kisses GKennedy
*** DarkonZero is now known as David
omega	Tell me about it.
MeltingMan	I'm really IMM....really.....I am
*** omega is now known as BobIshmael
David	D'oh!
GKennedy	mmffhfhf,,ahfh
David	MY REAL NAME!
David	ARRRRGH!
* DeRaptor makes some more sacrifices to the gods of television to get the BMC off the ground.
* Keefe grabs a hand glider....out of nowhere
Keefe	weeeee!
GKennedy	Is it?
*** David is now known as DarkonZero
*** Ironf is now known as BryanL
KevinL	Your jokes are bad, I'm going to kick you!
DarkonZero	Is it what>
GKennedy	Your real name?
DarkonZero	Yes.
GKennedy	everyone! Be your real name!
* BobIshmael will BRB: superspy is forcing me to fix a corrupted jpeg
*** DarkonZero is now known as DavidJB
*** GKennedy is now known as John
*** MeltingMan is now known as Chucko
DavidJB	REALITY TIME!
*** BryanL is now known as JohnsBot
*** Keefe is now known as superspy
*** Mars sets mode: +o JohnsBot
DeRaptor	oh, REAL names, eh?...oh geez...oh, okay, here goes...
*** DeRaptor is now known as Beelzebub
DavidJB	Hmmmm
DavidJB	Cool
John	aha
Beelzebub	Well. There you have it.
DavidJB	Though I though I was the actual devil
Chucko	Chucko's not my real name....you'll never guess my real name!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!
John	I thought I was Stan
DavidJB	thought
superspy	I don't have a real name
superspy	just some number
Beelzebub	Well, SATAN is Bonnie Hammer, of course.
superspy	but I can't reveal that
Beelzebub	You could be Lucifer...
John	So be Bonnie
*** Timmyling is now known as Link
KevinL	Bonnie Hammer is the devil in a poop brown dress.
*** Beelzebub is now known as Morgan
Link	There. My incredibly common last name.
*** John is now known as Galbo
DavidJB	I don't really care if anyone knows my real name......just as long as it's not used for illegal stuff.
*** KevinL is now known as Crowe
*** Morgan is now known as SHMorgan
*** JohnsBot is now known as GalbosBot
SHMorgan	Hoobies.
SHMorgan	Poopie even.
*** GalbosBot is now known as HisBot
Link	Heh.
superspy	oh fine....
*** superspy is now known as superB
*** Galbo is now known as JJGalbo
DavidJB	Superb
* Chucko puts back the narcostics he was going to buy with the name "DavidJB"
BobIshmael	Fiiine.
Crowe	you're not getting my real name
*** superB is now known as super_b
*** SHMorgan is now known as UniFil
Chucko	Narcostics.....cuz they cost a lot
UniFil	What the hell am I?!
JJGalbo	All of you know my name anyway. I e-mail basically everyone
*** UniFil is now known as De
Link	Heh.
*** DavidJB is now known as DarkonZero
*** BobIshmael is now known as JimboEthnG
*** Link is now known as Microsoft
Crowe	ok...
*** Crowe is now known as Joe
JimboEthnG	That's Ethan, but the nick limit.
Microsoft	There.
Darphod_K	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*** DarkonZero is now known as DarkonV
DarkonV	DAMMIT!
*** DarkonV is now known as DarkonV
* Darphod_K smashes Microsoft
*** DarkonV is now known as DarkonV
JJGalbo	and actually, I know most of your names... heheh
DarkonV	DAMMIT!
Microsoft	Soon I take over the world.
super_b	jj: you don't email me. then again I mostly talk to people on icq....
super_b	no one shall know my real name
*** DarkonV is now known as DarkonZero
De	Well...the BMC has a pretty cool-looking website, at least...
JJGalbo	well, except yours, super
*** JimboEthnG is now known as BobIshmael
JJGalbo	spy
*** De is now known as DeRaptor
*** Joe is now known as Joseph
*** Microsoft is now known as Timmyling
Joseph	I'm Joeseph Crowe
DarkonZero	Ok.......abnormaity everyone....abnormality.
Chucko	The problem with BMC is that it's not just not off the ground.....it's buried a few feet.
JJGalbo	I have most of the MSTieGater's real names on a notebook page
*** JJGalbo is now known as Sentrovich
*** HisBot is now known as FStallone
Joseph	dammit
*** Joseph is now known as Joe_McCrow
FStallone	Hey Yo!
Joe_McCrow	I'm Joeseph McCrowe
DarkonZero	Yo!
FStallone	I'm Frank Stallone!
[Sentrovich SOUND]
Joe_McCrow	I'm glad Estevez isn't my last name...
* DeRaptor sighs and ponders asking the BMC guy who she can write to to help the fledgling thing get unburied, at least...
DarkonZero	POOPY SUIT TIME!
Joe_McCrow	NO!
[SOUND]
[Sentrovich SOUND]
Joe_McCrow	NO!!
Chucko	<BMC GUY> You can write me a check.....
Joe_McCrow	whee
[SOUND]
Timmyling	<BMC GUY> You can get me out of my garage.
[Joe_McCrow SOUND]
* Chucko wonders if "Garage television stations" could be the wave of the future
DarkonZero	Hmmm.....I wish when I said chair....it didn't sound like Cher.
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Raven-x	hello everyone
Chucko	Hello Raven-x
DarkonZero	R-X!
super_b	hell, raven
Timmyling	Hi.
BobIshmael	Guammi Bear!
Raven-x	man I REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLY want that spirits of rock poster
Timmyling	Wooter.
DarkonZero	Oh.....
DeRaptor	'lo Ravoid
* DarkonZero sniffles.
*** Chucko is now known as IncMeltMan
Timmyling	Inca Melting Man?
DarkonZero	Almost the whole family is here.
* super_b passes out party hats
*** super_b is now known as superspy
IncMeltMan	No....Incorporated Melting Man
Timmyling	Heh.
Sentrovich	I like being Sentrovich
IncMeltMan	The Robot vs. the Aztec Melting man
Sentrovich	I am the foreighn
Timmyling	Oh my, oh Maya!
DarkonZero	Melting Man Inc.......when you need a...uh...melting man.
superspy	where do I place an order?
superspy	I need a melting man
IncMeltMan	I'll melt! For only $99.95
Darphod_K	www.meltingmaninc.com
DarkonZero	Seriously?
* Darphod_K throws a 100 dollar bill at MM
*** FStallone has quit IRC (Leaving)
Timmyling	Inca Melting Man, now with Kung Fu Grip!
Raven-x	I was at www.revok.com, and there is a movie, that is right up mstape's alley
Sentrovich	hmm\
* superspy found a site that was trying to sell bits of Jesus' DNA to clone him.
Sentrovich	Going there now, Rav.
Timmyling	Heh.
superspy	yep. have your own, personal jesus.
Raven-x	it's called street trash
DarkonZero	Hmmmm......a clone of Jesus.
IncMeltMan	Hey!!! This is paper money!!!....I need coins cause paper money dissolves in my flesh
Sentrovich	I found a good one too
* Darphod_K puts the bill in a change machine
Sentrovich	Called Summer City. It's Mel Gibson's first movie
DarkonZero	Jesus would probably tell people....hey I was the wrong guy to follow.
superspy	yep. one of their selling points was that you no longer had to pray. you can just go into the kitchen and ask him
* Darphod_K throws 100 dollars worth of quarters at IMM
superspy	or call him. something like that
* IncMeltMan ducks and covers
DarkonZero	BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHB!
Darphod_K	now melt
Timmyling	Wow, DK, that's almost...50 quarters!
Sentrovich	What's this movie about anyway, Raven?
* IncMeltMan melts
BobIshmael	WHOOOOOOOOOO!
superspy	wow
Timmyling	JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
[Joe_McCrow SOUND]
*** Joe_McCrow is now known as Cal-Crowe
DarkonZero	Ok........I'm never making personal poop songs anymore for anyone.
* Darphod_K 's shoes are coated in MM
BobIshmael	I don't care, I already gots mine.
Cal-Crowe	lol
[BobIshmael SOUND]
BobIshmael	HEY!
Cal-Crowe	!
DarkonZero	WOO!
IncMeltMan	hey....I'm IMM, Darph!
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* BobIshmael can't get any sounds to play.
BobIshmael	Oh well.
* superspy plays dueling banjos with.....himself
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
* Darphod_K scrapes IMM off his shoes
DarkonZero	POOP!
IncMeltMan	There
Cal-Crowe	This is the Twilight Zone
DarkonZero	POOP!
DarkonZero	I know.
DarkonZero	POOP!
IncMeltMan	<Beavis> Hee heh heh hmp heh heh heh!!! Poop!
DarkonZero	You damn well know it!
[SOUND]
Cal-Crowe	Rowsdower
Cal-Crowe	Rowsdower
Darphod_K	Rowsdower
IncMeltMan	Particle Man
Darphod_K	Rowsdower
IncMeltMan	Particle Man
Timmyling	Rowdowerrrrrr!
BobIshmael	Dr. Worm.
*** Darphod_K is now known as WarticleMa
Timmyling	Doin' the things that a particle can.
Cal-Crowe	Final Scarifice is the best MST
*** WarticleMa is now known as WarticlMan
IncMeltMan	What's he like?
IncMeltMan	It's not important.
IncMeltMan	Particle Man.
WarticlMan	Partlcle Man is nothing compared to WARTICLE MAN!
*** Timmyling is now known as TrianglMan
IncMeltMan	Is he a dot.....or is he a speck?
superspy	particle man ROCKS
[SOUND]
Cal-Crowe	Crazy bread.....it really is crazy...mmm
superspy	don't you be dissin' my particle man
WarticlMan	WARTICLE MAN!
*** BobIshmael has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
TrianglMan	When he's underwater does he get wet?
WarticlMan	I am Warticle Man
TrianglMan	Or does the water get him instead?
WarticlMan	And I am god!
IncMeltMan	Excess Flood sounds like next years summer blockbuster
WarticlMan	Warticle Man!
TrianglMan	Particle Man.
WarticlMan	Warticle Man!
WarticlMan	He is better than Particle Man!
*** superspy is now known as ParticlMan
* DeRaptor hums "The Statue got me High"
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*** TrianglMan has left #Deep13
*** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael
* ParticlMan attacks WarticlMan
WarticlMan	!
WarticlMan	OW!
BobIshmael	I'm better now.
* WarticlMan fights back
WarticlMan	WARTICLE POWER!
IncMeltMan	hee hee....Flood....TMBG's album....
BobIshmael	Is superspy here?
IncMeltMan	HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
* ParticlMan punches Warticl in the nose
* WarticlMan uses his SuperWarticleBeam!
* ParticlMan ducks
*** TrianglMan has joined #Deep13
TrianglMan	Hmm.
*** TrianglMan is now known as Timmyling
WarticlMan	!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1The Chemical Brothers'14,16,0:6,04,1"Let Forever Be"4,1
* WarticlMan puts his Warticle Beam on Particle Attract
WarticlMan	Eat Warticle!
DarkonZero	Hmmmmm.....
* ParticlMan eats the beam
ParticlMan	ewwww
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* ParticlMan coughs and hacks and stuff
* ParticlMan shoots his particl gun at warticl
DarkonZero	Be sure you check out Absolute Zero......it sucks!
Raven-x	man I hate netscape, it crashed on me while I was on Tomshardware.com
BobIshmael	This isn't a porn site, is it?
* WarticlMan shoots Particle in the particle heart
DeRaptor	glass of milk, standing in between extinction in the cold and explosive radiating growth...
DarkonZero	Tomshardware.com......
IncMeltMan	Is Kevin Murphy on it, Bob?
ParticlMan	that's not my heart (ow!)
Cal-Crowe	heh
DeRaptor	So the warm blood flows through the large four-chambered heart...maintaining the very high metabolism rate they have...
Raven-x	revok.com isn't a porn site
Sentrovich	nope
DeRaptor	maaaammal, maaaammal, their names are called, they raise a paw [furry things roll call!]
Timmyling	Heh.
DeRaptor	The bat, the cat, dolphin and dog, koala bear and hog
DarkonZero	Goto: http://www.fruit.com
Sentrovich	go to www.hard.com.... no wait, don't
DarkonZero	DAH!
DarkonZero	www.what.com
Cal-Crowe	http://www.rear.com is a porn site
DarkonZero	www.where.com
Sentrovich	so is hard.com
ParticlMan	www.sigh.com
Sentrovich	www.soft.com is a computer site
Raven-x	revok.com even sells a copy of the Star Wars holiday special
Raven-x	copies not a copy
DarkonZero	So is: www.foofighter.com...damned porn pushers.......taking one of my fave bands and ruining it.
Cal-Crowe	what about www.hieny.com
Sentrovich	www.when.com
Sentrovich	www.why.com
Sentrovich	www.how.com
ParticlMan	www.blah.com
Sentrovich	www.poop.com
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Fear Factory's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars"4,1
Sentrovich	www.dooby.com
Cal-Crowe	www.ohyoumeanha.com
WarticlMan	www.msbc.com
Raven-x	I wonder if weezer.com is aporn site for people 50 and over?
ParticlMan	eww
WarticlMan	i accidentally missed the n and boom
Cal-Crowe	lol
* ParticlMan hates fear factory
Cal-Crowe	geezer.wac
*** ParticlMan is now known as superspy
Sentrovich	This domain does not have a web site. The domain name is not for sale.
Sentrovich	For further search assistance, click here.
Sentrovich	For a listing of the web's most popular destinations, click here.
Sentrovich	For a listing of the web's most popular shopping sites, click here.
WarticlMan	don't type whitehouse in
Sentrovich	for weezer.com
DeRaptor	www.killbonnie.com...
* DeRaptor has a one-track mind.
WarticlMan	just the word whitehouse
*** WarticlMan is now known as Darphod_K
DarkonZero	www.msnbc.com is a porn site......
Darphod_K	different porn
Sentrovich	it's the same thing, WarticlMan.... ick
DarkonZero	IN CARS!
DarkonZero	Oops....
DarkonZero	teehee
Sentrovich	www.incars.com
DarkonZero	No.....just a song I'm listening to.
DarkonZero	It's a line from it.
Cal-Crowe	www.cankersore.com
DarkonZero	.....
DarkonZero	www.asswart.com.......Tim Fallay's site.
Cal-Crowe	http://come.to/mitchell (real site!)
Timmyling	Ho hum.
DeRaptor	heheheh
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IncMeltMan	http://squashed.roach.org/zoo.html
Cal-Crowe	www.torgo.org
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"You Are In My Vision"4,1
DarkonZero	DAH!
DarkonZero	DAMMIT!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Everyday I Die"4,1
DarkonZero	That's it.
Timmyling	www.bradandja.net -- Premeire Rocky Horror Picture Show site
Timmyling	Sorry. Bad joke.
DarkonZero	gove.virtualave.com
IncMeltMan	www.handtransplant.org (REAL SITE!)
DarkonZero	Or I may have it backwards
* DeRaptor looks at the squashed bug zoo.
IncMeltMan	The crawling hand....
DarkonZero	moc.evalautriv.evog
Raven-x	the crawling hand?
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"We Have A Technical"4,1
Timmyling	Heh.
Cal-Crowe	www.scifi.net
DarkonZero	Hmmmm......crwaling hand.
* Darphod_K falls asleep
DarkonZero	www.dogscapebutt.com
DarkonZero	Try that.
DarkonZero	www.dogscrapebutt.com
Timmyling	www.crosswinds.net/~timmyling/LongJourney-Home.html
DarkonZero	Ooops
Timmyling	Shameless plug.
BobIshmael	Plug?
BobIshmael	WHEE!
DarkonZero	My shameful plug.....http://members.xoom.com/DarkonZero/
Raven-x	crap i found the movie, that deserves a bashing
Raven-x	http://us.imdb.com/Title?0103873
Raven-x	go there
BobIshmael	http://www.crosswinds.net/~ninjacow
BobIshmael	Whee!
DarkonZero	.....
DarkonZero	NINJACOW!
DarkonZero	Bob...what about the old site?
Cal-Crowe	my shameful plug... UNDERCONSTRUCTION.......The Spaced Out MST3K Website.....Fall 1999
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Darphod_K	Ling, what's the gibberish at the bottom ofd the page
Timmyling	Legal stuff.
Timmyling	The lawyers insisted.
Darphod_K	in english
DarkonZero	I have Not legal legal stuff...
BobIshmael	Copyright stuff, I bet.
DarkonZero	Basically I didn't actually copyright it.
DarkonZero	Or register.
Raven-x	I need to find that movie Braindead
DarkonZero	a trademark
Timmyling	I didn't copyright anything. I said that any copyright that was infringed was not intended. And that the stuff that I made up is mine.
*** superspy has quit IRC (Read error to superspy[106.new-york-61-62rs.ny.dial-access.att.net]: Connection reset by peer)
DarkonZero	I did the same...but made it silly.......
*** superspy has joined #deep13
Timmyling	I added a lot of stuff to mine. Stuff like 'Kilroy was here" and "Pennsylvania residents add 6% sales tax" and "Best viewed with your retina and/or brain."
*** Mars sets mode: +o Sentrovich
Cal-Crowe	If I find a copy of UHF, does anyone want to see it?
Cal-Crowe	does---> would
* DeRaptor , as Grand High Pope of MiSTianity, declares that the Sci-Fi Channel shall from now on be known as "Bonnie and the Idiot Brigade"
Timmyling	Heh.
Timmyling	I second the notion.
Cal-Crowe	Bonnie an her buttholes
* DarkonZero wonders if he got a counter for his site....would the stats read that only him looks at the site.
Raven-x	UHF?
DarkonZero	Scifi.crap is no longer a channel I watch except when MST3K is on.
DarkonZero	Or site.....damn.
DarkonZero	I make no sence.
Timmyling	Coming soon to Timmyling's Long Journey Into Outer Space! "Bonnie Hammer Meets the Sharp and Very Painful Blades of Destruction," the #1 online children's book in the USA!
* DarkonZero goes back to listening to Machines rockin'.
BobIshmael	'ling, how come I'M not on the CIWTTOTPATTTS?
DarkonZero	And me!
BobIshmael	Yeah!
Timmyling	Because you're not an idiot. You're just a moron.
Darphod_K	SP-3000
Darphod_K	sad
Darphod_K	it makes me want to cry
BobIshmael	No, DZ the moron!
Cal-Crowe	When I get my PC back, the sounds will sound right!
DarkonZero	No...Bob is an idiot.
BobIshmael	I'm an idiot.
Darphod_K	that poor planet
BobIshmael	#Deep13 self-proclaimed resident idiot.
* superspy admits to being nothing more than a "dingbat"
BobIshmael	+'s
DarkonZero	I'm a schlomo!
Cal-Crowe	I was wondering...
DarkonZero	Hmmmm.....the topic.....
DarkonZero	It's starting to scare me.
Cal-Crowe	Could I point my friends to this chat room ?
Timmyling	I'm thinking about putting in an e-mail encounter I had once onto the CIWTTOTPATTTS.
*** BobIshmael changes topic to 'Bob is an Idiot.'
IncMeltMan	I gotta go.....and I leave you with this image.... http://www.tackymail.com/assets/images/nancy.jpg
superspy	are they good friends or just acquaintences?
BobIshmael	How's that?
*** IncMeltMan has quit IRC (IncredibleMeltingMan melts away)
Cal-Crowe	good friends
Cal-Crowe	they're all MSTies
superspy	hmmmm
DarkonZero	Hmmmm....
superspy	are they sane?
DeRaptor	aaaah!
Timmyling	Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
DarkonZero	Well...I came out of nowhere....
Cal-Crowe	yes
Timmyling	What?
superspy	then forget it. we don't need any sanity in here
DarkonZero	and now I'm part of the group.
Cal-Crowe	They're more sane than I am
DarkonZero	Am I?
*** BobIshmael changes topic to 'Bob is an Idiot. Timmyling: "And I should get ops to prevent further mishaps like this."'
Timmyling	Heh.
* superspy saves the image of nancy reagan and makes a note to hang it on his dorm room's door
Timmyling	I love that line.
Cal-Crowe	Bonnie Hammer is a butt dumpling
BobIshmael	spy, I prefer Nancy Kulp.
DarkonZero	Bonnie can be found in a poopie suit, persay?
superspy	prepare for naughty language....
superspy	stupid, stupid, stupid ICQ
DarkonZero	Wow....
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Cal-Crowe	howdy
MSTManos	Whoa!
DarkonZero	Hey he's invisible!
MSTManos	All these people here!
MSTManos	Did I miss something?
Timmyling	Hi Manos.
Cal-Crowe	I must say, this is the first time in a while almost everyone was here
DarkonZero	Manos is invisible again!
DarkonZero	MANOS STOP!
MSTManos	No I'm not!
DeRaptor	'lo Manos
superspy	hi manos
DarkonZero	Bob......is he invisible again?
MSTManos	Hello everyone.
* superspy will be back later
DarkonZero	Later spy.
* Darphod_K falls asleep again (BRB)
MSTManos	Oh cripes, I didn't cause silence again, did I?
Timmyling	Heh.
superspy	you did, manos
*** BobIshmael changes topic to 'Bob is an Idiot. Timmyling: "And I should get ops to prevent further mishaps like this." <Timmyling> WHOOP WHOOP!'
Timmyling	I only said WHOOP! once.
superspy	in fact, you're causing me to leave <kidding>
DarkonZero	No, you're invisible
*** superspy has left #deep13
Timmyling	I think.
MSTManos	I'm NOT invisible.
DarkonZero	You are.....stop.
MSTManos	End of friggin' story.
MSTManos	Alright, that's it...
DarkonZero	What?
* MSTManos uses his special powers to make DZ invisible.
Cal-Crowe	Whoop that assasaasaa
DarkonZero	Hey....I see an are,
* DeRaptor walks into Manos and bumps her nose.
DarkonZero	Hey....I see an arm.
DeRaptor	That doesn't make you invisible, mind you, I've been know to walk into walls.
DarkonZero	Manos is getting visible.
MSTManos	See? Oh, wait.
DarkonZero	I only see an arm.
DarkonZero	That could be Bob for all we know.
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DarkonZero	hmmmmm.....
Cal-Crowe	Hi....Cerena?
MSTManos	Hello.
Cal-Crowe	I though this room was secret
DeRaptor	Cailor Moon
DarkonZero	An AOL'er
MSTManos	"Hi. Who the hell are you?"
DarkonZero	I hope I wasn't tracked!
Cal-Crowe	wow, we're #5 on the population list
MSTManos	Are you a happy AOLer?
* DeRaptor puts her MST planet logo decal on the window.
*** Cerena has left #Deep13
DarkonZero	Ok....
MSTManos	#1 is probably #cricket
DarkonZero	Manos....you scared another one with you invisiblity.
Timmyling	Heh.
* BobIshmael looks up.
MSTManos	DZ, I'm not invisible.
MSTManos	Maybe to you, I am.
BobIshmael	Yeah.. SOMEONE doesn't want the channel to be secret.
* BobIshmael stares at DK.
DarkonZero	Hmmmm......
DarkonZero	Hey....Bob.....remember.......newbies.
DarkonZero	We PEZ 'em/
BobIshmael	But they all speak funny and/or Latin.
DarkonZero	Still......PEZ
BobIshmael	sigh I suppose.
DarkonZero	Remember.
BobIshmael	It's at times like this when I miss scifi.
DarkonZero	Or we can come up with somethingnew.
DarkonZero	Hey....why don't we go back tonight and harass #Dominion.
DarkonZero	THE CHURCH
BobIshmael	"<TheCambot> Was that a graduated cylinder I saw fly by?"
BobIshmael	Now THAT'S comedy!
Timmyling	Ah, Some Enchanted Evening.
* DeRaptor sighs.
DarkonZero	Shall we?
DarkonZero	Or no?
DarkonZero	This is fizzling?
Timmyling	Welllllllllll......I'd better go.
Timmyling	Bye all. BBL.
DarkonZero	Oh well.
Raven-x	I have some really bad news, there is a web ring dedicated to Wing Commander the movie'
* BobIshmael looks at DZ.
DarkonZero	Bye,
Cal-Crowe	bye
BobIshmael	Well.. Perhaps.
Timmyling	Bye.
Cal-Crowe	THERE IS?
*** Timmyling has quit IRC (Timmyling)
BobIshmael	If we do, EVERYBODY should come.
BobIshmael	Just suddenly pop into #dominion and start preaching.
DarkonZero	Yeah......I miss the days of 2 weeks before
DarkonZero	Or a month actually.
DarkonZero	2 months.....
DarkonZero	AWWW HELL WITH IT!
DarkonZero	I'm no longer the pep talker I used to be.
DarkonZero	DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!
DarkonZero	WAH!
BobIshmael	EVERYBODY!
BobIshmael	Listen up!
DarkonZero	The new job and all
DarkonZero	CRAP!
BobIshmael	We need to reclaim what was once ours!
BobIshmael	We MUST retake scifi (for a few minutes)!
Darphod_K	HOLY CRAP!
BobIshmael	Are you with me?!
Raven-x	and that would be what?
BobIshmael	FREEEEEEDOM!
Darphod_K	MY ISP JUST HIT ME WITH ANOTHER DSL WINDOW!
DarkonZero	I ALWAYS AM!
Raven-x	oh hehehe ok, let's ping every on to death
Raven-x	one
DarkonZero	No ping...just harass.
MSTManos	Oh, God, we're doing "Braveheart" aren't we?
BobIshmael	Not quite what I was going for, Guammi.
Darphod_K	ANOTHER POP-UP ANIMATED ADD FOR THEIR DSL SERVICE!
Darphod_K	THOSE BASTARDS!
BobIshmael	Eneter Dominion and start proclaiming that IRC is evil!
Raven-x	we can do what we did to the boy with a migraine
BobIshmael	That those who use IRC are sinners!
DarkonZero	The CHURCH needs to start a mass.
BobIshmael	We do.
*** DarkonZero is now known as PastorZero
Darphod_K	DOES ANYBODY CARE!
*** BobIshmael is now known as FatherBob
Darphod_K	I'VE BEEN SPAMMED BY MY OWN ISP!
MSTManos	<Mars> Not me.
FatherBob	Are you with us?!
MSTManos	<omega> what shut uhp sthupid
FatherBob	Fine, rot in hell, sinners.
Raven-x	so what are we gonna do?
PastorZero	YES ARE YOU WITH US FELLOW MISTIANS!
Darphod_K	HEY!
Darphod_K	HELLO!
PastorZero	Yes?
FatherBob	Yes, yes, DK. We don't care.
PastorZero	They need sugar products, Bob.
PastorZero	Lots of it.
FatherBob	What SORT of sugary products?
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PastorZero	Anything that will make them like they were earlier.
*** FatherBob changes topic to 'You feel compelled to join DZ and Bob in their crusade!'
* Darphod_K cires
Darphod_K	er
FatherBob	What the hell's wrong with you people?!
PastorZero	We lost one.
* Darphod_K cries
FatherBob	Aren't you #Deep13 patrons?!
FatherBob	THEN START ACTING LIKE IT!
MSTManos	DZ, Bob, it's really simple to explain.
MSTManos	Nobody gives a damn.
*** Darphod_K changes topic to '<Darphod_K> I'VE BEEN SPAMMED BY MY OWN ISP!'
PastorZero	Manos.....you did, now look at you.
MSTManos	I've stated my opinion.
MSTManos	Thank you.
*** FatherBob changes topic to 'Join us in our crusade against scifi! Or would you rather remain silent in this channel?'
PastorZero	BACKSLIDER!
MSTManos	?
FatherBob	Manos, you are now an enemy of the Church!
PastorZero	Ok.....I take that remark back.
MSTManos	Oh, but don't you remember?
MSTManos	I am part of the Church of Darkness!
*** Darphod_K changes topic to '<Darphod_K> I'VE BEEN SPAMMED BY MY OWN ISP!'
PastorZero	Manos......weren't you with us in the humiliation of omega?
Darphod_K	FELL FOR ME!
Darphod_K	ER
Darphod_K	FEEL FOR ME!
*** FatherBob changes topic to 'Join us in our crusade against scifi! Or would you rather remain silent in this channel? (And good for you, DK)'
MSTManos	Yeah, but anyone could've done what we did.
FatherBob	No, just us.
PastorZero	DK....you were with us when we got banned from #Beginner.
MSTManos	How does that apply to your plan for apparent world domination?
FatherBob	Have you ever been to another channel. THEY don't do that sort of thing!
FatherBob	We conquer IRC via this method!
Darphod_K	yeh
Darphod_K	Still
PastorZero	And we have fun doing it!
Raven-x	so how do we conquer irc?
FatherBob	People in other channels, they talk about world events and politics and studd.
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Darphod_K	I'VE BEEN SPAMMED BY MY OWN ISP!
FatherBob	People in other channels, they talk about world events and politics and stuff.
MSTManos	You go ahead and conquer the world. I've got more important things to do.
FatherBob	Raven is with us!
Darphod_K	GIVE MY SYMPATHY!
FatherBob	DK, I'm sorry. Join the Church.
MSTManos	Besides, I think I've done my part.
FatherBob	The Church shall heal your wounds.
Darphod_K	Blow your chuch out your rear
Sentrovich	before I afk: Back to you're TV Gospel money scheme, Bob?
FatherBob	Okay.
PastorZero	Dk is part of the Church.......he was banned from a room twice.
* Sentrovich is adk
Darphod_K	Blow your chuch out your rear
Darphod_K	I WAS SPAMMED MY MY ISP!
FatherBob	I said, okay.
PastorZero	DK......geez
Darphod_K	PLEASE GIVE ME SYMpATHY!
Cal-Crowe	huh?
MSTManos	Hmm.
PastorZero	I'm already there.......waiting in LIMBO.
FatherBob	http://gove.virtualave.net/church.htm
FatherBob	There's the Alpha version of the Church.
Raven-x	we nned to get a spot on BET
FatherBob	We're renaming and putting it on deep13.org
MSTManos	Uh, have you guys thought about taking over this server afterwards?
PastorZero	No....we tried.
FatherBob	That's none of your business, heathen.
MSTManos	Okay... how about GalaxyNet?
PastorZero	No....
PastorZero	Or did we?
MSTManos	You know, for fun.
* FatherBob shrugs.
PastorZero	I can't remember.
FatherBob	Talk to Cam, he might know.
* Cal-Crowe Mstar_Boy
MSTManos	In conquering these kinds of things, your best work would be conquering something like DalNet.
PastorZero	Manos....have you ever felt like pissing someone off for fun one day and did?
MSTManos	Uh, I do that all the time.
Darphod_K	I did!
PastorZero	That's what we do.
Cal-Crowe	oh Dr. Z won't you MST' me?
FatherBob	Yes, we harass newbie- I mean, sinners.
Raven-x	wow I think I found a store that caries the original Wing Commander
PastorZero	25 people in ther to piss off....hehe.
FatherBob	omega is one of our converts.
FatherBob	Well, soon-to-be-convert.
PastorZero	Uh...no.
FatherBob	Is so!
MSTManos	Haven't we conquered him?
FatherBob	Well, it's hard to tell.
PastorZero	Oh yeah.
FatherBob	We haven't seen him in a bit.
PastorZero	We also got thor......
FatherBob	He'll accept the Church soon enough.
MSTManos	omega's gonna get his legion of 5th graders, I bet.
FatherBob	AND sniperman.
PastorZero	Ok..Bob.....you there?
FatherBob	Where?
FatherBob	Oh, right.
FatherBob	Hold on!
MSTManos	I can see them singing the Romanian National Anthem on their way to eventual unsuccesful battle.
Cal-Crowe	Or..
PastorZero	Hey Prom is in #Dominion.
FatherBob	Manos, just get off your lazy ass and come harass idiots with us.
FatherBob	I don't like Prometheus.
PastorZero	He be a sinner.
Cal-Crowe	Prom is not a sinner
MSTManos	Sure, but I'm doing my own legion.
Cal-Crowe	like thou are
FatherBob	Fine, just join us.
MSTManos	That depends.
MSTManos	Can we beat the hell out of these people ala the LAPD?
PastorZero	Sure.
PastorZero	We do anything.
MSTManos	Oh, goody!
MSTManos	How about looting?
MSTManos	I need a new Coke machine.
FatherBob	Sure thing.
MSTManos	Alright. Count me in then.
MSTManos	When do we start?
MSTManos	Or... has the takeover begun?
PastorZero	Yes....
PastorZero	We started.
MSTManos	Not Bob.
MSTManos	Or is he somewhere else?
* Cal-Crowe walks accros the room
MSTManos	n/m
* Darphod_K snores
* Darphod_K is asleep
* Darphod_K falls on his keyboard
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Darphod_K	nb/. v
Darphod_K	bv nyght b
Darphod_K	vc
* Cal-Crowe falls asleep on the keyboard
Cal-Crowe	kkkdef
Cal-Crowe	rkk
Darphod_K	i nmo mgnf
Darphod_K	yghcju
*** Darphod_K has quit IRC (BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Cal-Crowe	asdfdfffg
*** Darphod_K has joined #Deep13
* Darphod_K wakes up
*** Mars sets mode: +o Darphod_K
Darphod_K	uggh
* Darphod_K will BRB 14,15(2,15 food 14,15)
PastorZero	DK...you are missing it.
Cal-Crowe	missing what?
PastorZero	The fun.
Cal-Crowe	what fun
* Sentrovich 1,114 I a15m BA14CK2 [12 •9 Eating dinner. Go away 12 •2 ]14 P15age14r 2 [12 •9 off 12 •2 ] 14Ti15me Aw14ay 2 [12 •9 21mins 4secs 12 •2 ]
Sentrovich	<John Goodman> You know. This is like my movie, King Ralph. Which only 7 people went to see.
* Cal-Crowe will be brb who knows
Raven-x	heh
Raven-x	that movie was like, ehhh
Sentrovich	SNL's on now
Cal-Crowe	King Ralph is bad bad bad badb abd
Raven-x	ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sentrovich	heheh, Jim Breuer as Alanis Moresette singing about Bob Dole
* Darphod_K is back
Darphod_K	SNL
Darphod_K	It's friday
Sentrovich	anyone choosing to watch now, will see where I got the "Shampoo" bit from
Sentrovich	Comedy Central, DK
Cal-Crowe	CC sucks
Darphod_K	no cable in my room
Darphod_K	sooooooooooooo
Raven-x	snl is just not funny anymore, the only good commercial I seen on the new era was the Coach Roach commercial called Bug Off
Darphod_K	The current snl is ok
*** Darphod_K is now known as BrotherDK
BrotherDK	whatever
*** Sentrovich is now known as SisterSent
*** BrotherDK is now known as BishopDK
* SisterSent looks........
SisterSent	what?
BishopDK	bishops are better
BishopDK	but we can only move in a diagonal line
*** SisterSent is now known as DeaconSent
*** BishopDK is now known as PopeDK
Raven-x	but SNl is bad, cause the re runs replaced mst3k on CC
MSTManos	Cripes/
MSTManos	.
PopeDK	death by association
PopeDK	The Daily Show is cool!
*** MSTManos is now known as Archbishop
PopeDK	Cardnial is higher than Archbishop
*** DeaconSent changes topic to 'Old Navy: It's hip to zip........ ewwwwewewewewwwwwwwww.........'
*** Archbishop is now known as CardManos
PopeDK	anybody who lives in a major metropolitan area knows it
DeaconSent	I live in the burbs
DeaconSent	and not the Universal Backlot either
PopeDK	outside of what city
CardManos	Crap.
DeaconSent	Woodbridge, NJ
PopeDK	oh
PopeDK	I'm in Philly
CardManos	I've been kicked from EVENTS.
DeaconSent	I'm on the outskirts of the town
CardManos	Reason: Excess flood.
DeaconSent	What?
DeaconSent	where? how?
DeaconSent	why?
CardManos	I kept yelling: REPENT NOW!
PopeDK	REPENT NOW?
DeaconSent	Where?!
DeaconSent	in #Dominion?
PopeDK	I yelled SAVE MST NOW there
DeaconSent	You're not banned, Manos
DeaconSent	#dominion CardinalManos H hquiej@207.151.132.57 :0 THE MStie!
DeaconSent	#dominion FatherBob H Crow@209.245.32.144 :0 Whatever you do, don't look over your shoulder...
DeaconSent	#dominion End of /WHO list.
CardManos	Not anymore.
DeaconSent	Say. Is Prom avoiding us?
PastorZero	DK I see nothing you said.
PopeDK	not today dingbat
DeaconSent	question. Why are we bothering scifi's general chat room? Why don't we bother #chatzone?
PopeDK	i dunno
PopeDK	we should flood #StarTrek
PastorZero	We don't flood.....we harass.
PastorZero	That's all.
PastorZero	Don't want to be banned for good ,do we?
DeaconSent	Uh, not really
Raven-x	damn it I need to find a site that has photoshop on it
DeaconSent	Yeah, and find a photoshop for me too. I need one
DeaconSent	Please.....
DeaconSent	... If possible
PopeDK	I need it too
PopeDK	but I can't wait 5 days for ti to D/L
Raven-x	I had a copy of it on my computer, but I didn't back it up properly
DeaconSent	Supposedly I thought I was getting Adobe Photoshop, cause my friend said he had it....... But he has Adobe Acrobat
PopeDK	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
PastorZero	Now we are throwing in Heston lines.
[DeaconSent SOUND]
CardManos	Mmm... cheesecake.
Cal-Crowe	have your Heston voice say "Get off my property or I'll shoot ya to kingdom come!"
CardManos	Good while trying to convince people to repent.
Raven-x	oh crap, I found something cool
PopeDK	I found something cooler!
Raven-x	first I download a demo plus a crack, and then I can download the filters seperatly
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TheCambot	AUGH!
*** TheCambot has left #Deep13
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TheCambot	Sorry, I thought you guys were the Fuzz.
PopeDK	I found a video of the Dancing Baby...... DRUNK!
Cal-Crowe	Cam!
PopeDK	CAMBOT!
TheCambot	Can I assume from the reverential positions of your handles that you've taken up sacrelidge-based room torture again?
TheCambot	POPE DK!
Cal-Crowe	(\/)
CardManos	Hi Cam.
TheCambot	Cal...
DeaconSent	CAMBOT!
TheCambot	Please tell me those are evil eyes and nothing more.
Cal-Crowe	its a onion blossom
TheCambot	Huh.
TheCambot	Looked like something else.
Cal-Crowe	iTS AN ONION BLOSSOM!
DeaconSent	It looked like..... this!
TheCambot	Er, Pac-Man.
DeaconSent	MUHHAHAHAhAHAhAhAhaAH!!!!!
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*** TheCambot is now known as CamTheRabb
Cal-Crowe	Prom!
PopeDK	PROM!
Prometheus	Hi everyone
CamTheRabb	grrr.
*** PopeDK is now known as CamDaRabbi
CamTheRabb	Heh.
*** CamDaRabbi is now known as PopeDK
*** CamTheRabb is now known as RabbiCam
*** PopeDK is now known as DaliLlama
DeaconSent	hehe, DaliLlama
*** DaliLlama is now known as Darphod_K
RabbiCam	"The Dali Lama himself." --Carl Spackler, Caddyshack
DeaconSent	Ever watch Mr. Show, DK?
RabbiCam	Mr. Show!
RabbiCam	I wish I'd watched it.
Darphod_K	no
DeaconSent	The Dali Llama vs. The Fat Kid's Camp
PastorZero	I think we attracted more people.
RabbiCam	I love Bob Odenkirk and I've read scripts from it.
*** Cal-Crowe is now known as KingCal
RabbiCam	But never watched the show.
KingCal	BOW DOWN!
*** RabbiCam is now known as Cam
Cam	Oops.
DeaconSent	The Dali Llama dies, and he's incarnated as a rock dude.
*** Cam is now known as CamGod
DeaconSent	and his friend goes to visit him
CamGod	Beat THAT.
DeaconSent	and helps him beat the Fat Kid's Camp
*** CamGod is now known as AlmightyCa
AlmightyCa	Almighty CAAAAA!
DeaconSent	Almighty Ca-ca
Darphod_K	LOL!
Darphod_K	CACA
DeaconSent	hehe
Prometheus	12<<< 15L a u g H 12<>15 O u T 12<>15 L o u D 12>>>
AlmightyCa	"It tastes like caca." --Little Dog, Two Stupid Dogs
DeaconSent	Ah, you decided to stop avoiding us, Prom?
Darphod_K	CaCa
Prometheus	yep
CardManos	REPENT! Oh.
Darphod_K	cAcA
*** DeaconSent is now known as Ca-Ca
Raven-x	any of you guys have winrar?
Ca-Ca	Nope
Ca-Ca	wha'sat?
*** Darphod_K changes topic to 'CACA!'
*** AlmightyCa is now known as MinisterMe
Ca-Ca	haha!
MinisterMe	I like the sound of that.
MinisterMe	Minister Me.
Ca-Ca	Mini Me
*** Ca-Ca is now known as DeaconEvil
MinisterMe	I'm keeping this name for now.
* DeaconEvil 2
*** Darphod_K changes topic to 'CACA! CACA! CACA! CACA! CACA! CACA! CACA! CACA! CACA!'
DeaconEvil	ok, enough, DK
MinisterMe	Let's go torture an op-less room.
MinisterMe	C'mon!
DeaconEvil	no poop
Raven-x	if you do I think I can give out photoshop 5.0
MinisterMe	Wowza.
CardManos	<Byz> fuck you and your god and jesus sucked huge dick
MinisterMe	Well I don't have it.
Darphod_K	I need it
MinisterMe	Who is Byz?
KingCal	dah!
KingCal	I'm in a shit room
MinisterMe	A what room?
CardManos	One of the people from #Dominion
MinisterMe	Ah.
Raven-x	that's pretty mean, there
MinisterMe	Let's go to a room! Why isn't Bob around?
* MinisterMe shakes Father Bob.
DeaconEvil	that's what I was saying... they want to torture on scifi.com instead
MinisterMe	Oh!
MinisterMe	Okay.
DeaconEvil	him and Manos are doing what I just said
MinisterMe	I'm gonna open a new mIRC then.
DeaconEvil	there in #dominion
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Timmyling	Hi all.
MinisterMe	My nick is CamTheEffeminateRabbi.
Darphod_K	TIMMYLUNG!
MinisterMe	Hey Lingie.
Darphod_K	LOL!
Timmyling	LUNG/
Timmyling	?
Prometheus	Hey 'ling
Darphod_K	LMAO
Darphod_K	Sorry
KingCal	ho
Timmyling	I'm not a lung.
Darphod_K	TIMMYLING!
* KingCal rests his sword on Promethus
Darphod_K	that's one for the records
Raven-x	why is the world mad at us all of a sudden?
KingCal	I dub you Sir Mud
*** Darphod_K changes topic to 'TIMMYLUNG!'
*** Darphod_K changes topic to '<Darphod_K> TIMMYLUNG!'
*** DeaconEvil changes topic to '<Darphod_K> TIMMYLUNG! <Sentrovich> AQUALING!'
Darphod_K	damn
Darphod_K	LOL!
Timmyling	Huh.
Darphod_K	nm
Darphod_K	BobIshmeal
Darphod_K	doesn't work
Darphod_K	damn
Darphod_K	well that was fun
MinisterMe	Hmmm.
MinisterMe	#dominion's not as fun anymore.
MinisterMe	People aren't getting angry.
*** DeaconEvil changes topic to '<Darphod_K> TIMMYLUNG! <Sentrovich> AQUALING! <AgEnT^x^> who is PEZ ?'
MinisterMe	They're encouraging us and promoting Satan.
DeaconEvil	No. That's Bob
DeaconEvil	Him and that Satan bull he was pulling on that guy Scream last night.
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Timmyling	Did I miss something
Timmyling	?
CardManos	I'm done.
FatherBob	Sigh.
FatherBob	I say we abort for now.
FatherBob	Agreed?
KingCal	Has anyone seen Sphere?
DeaconEvil	I saw part of it yesterday
MinisterMe	Yeah.
* Prometheus has seen Sphere
DeaconEvil	anyone want to go raid #omega again?
* FatherBob reads what he's missed.
Timmyling	I will.
KingCal	alright!!!! Courage the Cowardly Dog is getting it's own show!
Darphod_K	KEWL!
*** DeaconEvil is now known as omega
MinisterMe	We know, Cal.
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PastorZero	I'm going to leave soon.
TImmying	Oops.
MinisterMe	I didn't really get Courage the Cowardly Dog. It was neat, it just wasn't funny.
*** TImmying has left #Deep13
MinisterMe	More importantly, the Internet's prize short film TROOPS is getting its own show.
Timmyling	Yeah!
MinisterMe	I assume you've all seen TROOPS.
FatherBob	Okay, I'm better now.
Timmyling	Maybe Servo will play more roles in it.
MinisterMe	But the bad news is that the show is on Sci-Fi.
Timmyling	Ick.
MinisterMe	And it doesn't air until mid-season.
KingCal	Harry Adams: Are you a religious man, Norman?
KingCal	Norman Johnson: Atheist, but I'm flexible.
MinisterMe	Heh.
*** PastorZero is now known as DarkonZero
DarkonZero	Now that was fun.
DarkonZero	Sorta.
FatherBob	Eh, I wasn't too enthused with it.
DarkonZero	Manos stole the show.
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DarkonZero	D'oh!
MinisterMe	We didn't make anyone mad. The world's going to Hell these days. reads over sentence and chuckles
*** FatherBob changes topic to '"<Darphod_K> TIMMYLUNG! <Sentrovich> AQUALING! <AgEnT^x^> who is PEZ ?" In other news, we own #omega. omega gave it to us.'
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MinisterMe	What a coinidence.
MinisterMe	Coin-idence?
FatherBob	We own #omega.
*** KingCal is now known as Tom_Curze
DarkonZero	Hmmmm.....
DarkonZero	Let us join Tom_Curze
* FatherBob will BRB: Food.
MinisterMe	I own a maroon First Nations Bank pencil. Beat that.
DarkonZero	.....
MinisterMe	Tom cursed?
MinisterMe	"What kind of shithole planet is this?" --Tom
MinisterMe	Oh, I see. He did.
*** S9-Sentry is now known as MasterThes
Tom_Curze	heh
Tom_Curze	I'm Tom Curze
MinisterMe	Tom cursed?
DarkonZero	Man.........Manos pissed off or aroused that Byz person.
Darphod_K	"You know I swear we parked on level C right next to... oh, shit" -Tom
*** omega is now known as DeaconEvil
*** MasterThes is now known as omega
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MinisterMe	Mater Thes...pian?
DarkonZero	Hey Rave.
Raven-x	good news I got the full version of photoshop 5.0 on my computer again
Raven-x	anyone want a copy?
DarkonZero	Uh....
* MinisterMe listen a positively freaky radio commercial for Jolly Ranchers.
DarkonZero	No....
Darphod_K	MEMEMEMEME!
DarkonZero	I'll stick with Paint Shop Pro.
DeaconEvil	ME 2222!!!!!
MinisterMe	"If you walk around screaming, 'Jolly! Jolly! Where's my Jolly?' you will surely be arrested." --Jolly Ranchers Radio Ad
*** MinisterMe is now known as TheCambot
TheCambot	JOLLY!
DarkonZero	Cam......
TheCambot	JOLLY!
TheCambot	WHERE'S MY JOLLY?!
DeaconEvil	JOLLY!
DeaconEvil	JOLLY!
DarkonZero	The Effeminent Rabbi?
DeaconEvil	WHERE'S MY JOLLY!?!?!?
* TheCambot finds himself in the back of a police car with Inspecter Clouseau.
DeaconEvil	CA-CA!
Raven-x	it's been broken up into 41 files
Raven-x	so I have to send it 1 file at a time
TheCambot	Yes, Zero?
DeaconEvil	sure thing, Rav
DarkonZero	Ok...just checkin'.
Darphod_K	how long will this take
*** FatherBob is now known as BobIsbland
TheCambot	Bob Island?
BobIsbland	HEEEY!
TheCambot	Can I go to Bob Island.
*** BobIsbland is now known as BobIsland
BobIsland	Sorry, no.
TheCambot	I'll use my yacht.
TheCambot	I have a yacht, you know...IN MY PANTS.
DarkonZero	Cam...that's sick!
BobIsland	It is.
*** DeaconEvil is now known as TomEzekiel
Raven-x	oh and you will need winrar to open it up
TomEzekiel	winrar?
TomEzekiel	oh
* TheCambot walks to TomEzekiel.
TomEzekiel	you'll have to send that too
TomEzekiel	Hi there... i'm Bob's cousin
TheCambot	Tom...I've got a yacht. It's in my pants.
* BobIsland isn't feeling his usual witty, annoying self.
DarkonZero	Cam is askin' have you seen his yacht and if you want to see it.
BobIsland	I wonder why.
Raven-x	I assume you two already have winzip, TomEzkiel and Darphod?
BobIsland	No, and no.
TomEzekiel	Maybe cause i'm here, cuz?
TheCambot	Bob, when I killed you last you said you had no living relatives.
* TomEzekiel has winzip
Timmyling	Is that a yacht in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? baddum bum!
TheCambot	Liar.
TheCambot	Nice, Ling.
BobIsland	Well, I disowned him, you see.
Timmyling	Thanks.
TheCambot	Ah.
DarkonZero	Bob.........you need coffee.
*** TomEzekiel is now known as MaryIshmae
BobIsland	You're right.
* /sound: no such file ''
BobIsland	I do.
*** MaryIshmae is now known as SueIshmael
[SOUND]
*** Tom_Curze is now known as King_Cal
* TheCambot walks to Ling and puts on a sailor's hat and talks like Tony Curtis in Some Like It Hot.
*** King_Cal is now known as KingCal
SueIshmael	Hi, i'm Bob's sister
TheCambot	Timmy, my boy!
KingCal	heh
[BobIsland SOUND]
[SueIshmael SOUND]
TheCambot	How would you like to take a quick ride in my yacht...IN MY PANTS?
DarkonZero	Cam....stop.
DarkonZero	I'm about to be sick.
BobIsland	Damnation! Why can't I get kingofthewho.wav to play?1
BobIsland	Damnation! Why can't I get kingofthewho.wav to play?!
[BobIsland SOUND]
BobIsland	There is goes!
DarkonZero	Hmmmm.....I should have made a poop song for Cam.
[SueIshmael SOUND]
TheCambot	Well, you can throw up over the edge of my yacht. I keep it in my pants.
DarkonZero	A eal good one.
DarkonZero	eal to real
TheCambot	A eel good one?!
BobIsland	I like the "Okay, stop-" part!
SueIshmael	<BobIshmael> I am yo king!
TheCambot	One time an eel clambered onto my yacht...IN MY PANTS.
DarkonZero	Now don't say you have an eel.
DarkonZero	DAMMIT!
*** TheCambot is now known as YachtPants
BobIsland	HEY! I WAS DOING WHAT I CONSIDER TO BE A BRITISH ACCENT!
BobIsland	GET OFF MY BACK!
SueIshmael	You sound less British than Loc does
BobIsland	I know.
YachtPants	What are we talking about?
DarkonZero	<BobIshmael> How very odd...
BobIsland	I never said it was good.
YachtPants	When were you doing a British accent?
SueIshmael	And Loc doesn't even sound British
BobIsland	BOB DIDN'T SAY THAT!
YachtPants	What "Okay, stop-" part?
BobIsland	HIS REAL LIFE PERSONA DID!
[SueIshmael SOUND]
SueIshmael	You sound like Dave Foley, Bob.
YachtPants	Am I missing a sound?
BobIsland	My Arthur? Or my real voice?
YachtPants	Give it to me.
DarkonZero	I sound like.....uh.....I dunno.
SueIshmael	Both
YachtPants	Your Arthur? What?
BobIsland	CHUCK HESTON!
* Sound request: can't find 'submarine.wav'
[SueIshmael SOUND]
YachtPants	I don't understaaaaaand!
Raven-x	if anyone needs help with Photoshop then I can help since I know almost everything about the program
BobIsland	It can't be both, Sent.
SueIshmael	It is
BobIsland	DZ< what do you think?
BobIsland	DZ, what do you think?
YachtPants	EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT YOU'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT! NOW!
DarkonZero	Of what?
BobIsland	I sound nothing like Dave Foley.
SueIshmael	your Arthur sounds like Dave Foley trying to do a British accent
BobIsland	It does not!
YachtPants	Your Arthur?
DarkonZero	No.....not much.
BobIsland	HEY!
YachtPants	What do you mean his Arthur?
SueIshmael	but failing
YachtPants	Who's Arthur?
* BobIsland cries.
[SueIshmael SOUND]
YachtPants	HELP ME! AUGH!
[SOUND]
SueIshmael	your Arthur sounds like Dave Foley trying to do a Britsh/Homie G accent
[SueIshmael SOUND]
BobIsland	It does not!
Raven-x	anyone in here watch ZDTV?
BobIsland	You're just stupid.
DarkonZero	Bob....yu sound sorat like The Spleen.....near the end.
DarkonZero	sorat to sorta
SueIshmael	Nope, i'm watching SNL on CC
SueIshmael	LOL!
BobIsland	I haven't seen the movie.
YachtPants	I suppose I can deduct so far that you're speaking of a WAV, probably the previously mentioned kingofthewho.wav, so what is the sound and who is Arthur?
Raven-x	ZDTV rules I have it on my tv almost all the time
YachtPants	BOB! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT? Dorkhead.
SueIshmael	He sounds bad, Bob.
[SOUND]
* BobIsland enjoys keeping Cam out of the loop.
YachtPants	Go see it tomorrow. Scrounge up some cash.
[SueIshmael SOUND]
BobIsland	Eh, I don't like being surrounded by stupid people.
SueIshmael	Ok, Dave.
YachtPants	I hated The Spleen all except his accent. That wa sthe only thing he did well. His lines were funny, I guess. But flatulence doesn't work for me.
[KingCal SOUND]
DarkonZero	I'm not stupid....I'm dumb.
SueIshmael	I'd say go back to NewsRadio, but that show ended.
BobIsland	Look, Community College boy! I sound nothing like Dave Foley.
SueIshmael	ahem
[KingCal SOUND]
SueIshmael	that's County College Boy, to you, Mr. Foley
BobIsland	I mean, I like Dave Foley. But I sound nothing like him.
KingCal	I think Watto sounds like a drunk Italian
DarkonZero	Hehe....Cal.
SueIshmael	he does
YachtPants	Hey, guys, why don't we all calm ourselves down with a nice relaxing sea voyage on my yacht. Come aboard, it's in my pants.
KingCal	dah
SueIshmael	uh.....
* SueIshmael heads for the door
* Sound request: can't find 'burnsshudder.wav'
[KingCal SOUND]
DarkonZero	I sound like Duke Nukem and not Heston.
YachtPants	The door to my yacht?
YachtPants	Which is in my pants?
BobIsland	Okay, "Sue," how's my Connery?
[KingCal SOUND]
[KingCal SOUND]
SueIshmael	Get your hands off me........ Who want's some?
[KingCal SOUND]
YachtPants	CONNERY? ARGH! Give me that WAV!
KingCal	Bob, send me your connery
[BobIsland SOUND]
BobIsland	Okay, Cal.
[SueIshmael SOUND]
YachtPants	Me too.
BobIsland	It sounds nothing like him, mind you.
KingCal	give it to me Rose!
BobIsland	Okay, Cal.
YachtPants	Send me everything, whatever everything is.
SueIshmael	it sounds like Dave Foley making his voice deeper in an attempt to do an impression of Sean Connery.
DarkonZero	Ok.....I'll do my Duke Nukem...you compare.
YachtPants	If you want to know how to give me the sounds, use the conveniant loading dock on my yacht. You'll find it in my pants.
DarkonZero	Wait...
* BobIsland re-listens to kingofthewho.wav to see if he sounds like Dave Foley.
BobIsland	Nope, I don't.
BobIsland	So there.
YachtPants	There! kingofthewho.wav. Give it to me.
DarkonZero	Actually...I'll do a couple of Duke Nukem ones
[KingCal SOUND]
BobIsland	Eh? Eh?
BobIsland	Terrific impersonation, no?
DarkonZero	Uh...If anyone could not play a sound please....
YachtPants	Say "I'm so rich, that I've got a yacht...IN MY PANTS" in a Duke Nukem accent.
BobIsland	PLAY A SOUND!
DarkonZero	Oh wait...nevermind.
[BobIsland SOUND]
* BobIsland waits for his real voice to compare with Dave Foley.
BobIsland	SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE DAVE FOLEY!
[KingCal SOUND]
* YachtPants takes this moment of silence to pass out Warren Beatty for President campaign stickers.
BobIsland	I think you have hearing problems, Sent.
Darphod_K	anybody play the Microsoft puzzle collectiuon
[KingCal SOUND]
BobIsland	Alright, Cam, I'll send you my sounds IF... If you agree to agree with me and say that I don't sound like Dave Foley.
YachtPants	Okay. Sure.
BobIsland	<Cam> Yep, you sound like Dave Foley.
YachtPants	Hey, I don't remember saying that...IN MY PANTS. No, wait...
BobIsland	Everything can't be in your pants, Cam.
KingCal	keep it in your pants
YachtPants	Just my yacht and my naughty bits.
BobIsland	Unless you had some sort of magic pants. But you don't.
* KingCal juggles 3 axes over Bob
YachtPants	I might have magic pants! After all, I keep a yacht in them!
DarkonZero	DAMMIT!
YachtPants	It's a big yacht!
BobIsland	Well, Cam?
YachtPants	It puts all other yachts to shame.
* Sound request: can't find 'sentcanspoofbob.wav'
[SueIshmael SOUND]
YachtPants	Hold the heck on.
SueIshmael	anyone want sentcanspoofbob.wav?
BobIsland	Bob does, if it's under a meg.
BobIsland	Which it probably isn't.
KingCal	yeah
SueIshmael	whoops, wrong file
BobIsland	Gah!
SueIshmael	thar
BobIsland	Too big.
SueIshmael	geez. every file is too frickin' BIG! for you
[BobIsland SOUND]
DarkonZero	Cam....I nmade a recording of what you told me to do.
YachtPants	Hmmm.
BobIsland	That wasn't Duke Nukem.
[BobIsland SOUND]
[SueIshmael SOUND]
YachtPants	YAY!
BobIsland	DUKE NEVER SAID THAT!
YachtPants	hEH.
DarkonZero	Ok...my voice is sorta out....
YachtPants	wHOA. cAPS.
YachtPants	Ahem.
BobIsland	Yeah, you're Heston was much better.
SueIshmael	My files not BIG for Darkon.
Timmyling	Snore. I go bye now.
BobIsland	Err. YOUR!
BobIsland	YOUR!
Timmyling	Bye.
YachtPants	Bye.
*** Timmyling has quit IRC (Timmyling)
SueIshmael	MY?
SueIshmael	My Nuts?
YachtPants	My yacht?
BobIsland	Who are you asking?
[BobIsland SOUND]
SueIshmael	The moon laughs, knowingly!
SueIshmael	The moon laughs.
[KingCal SOUND]
SueIshmael	The moon.
SueIshmael	............
SueIshmael	The
DarkonZero	Bob....you stress your "s"'s.
[SueIshmael SOUND]
YachtPants	Uh...
BobIsland	Don't the British?
DarkonZero	Not like The Spleen.
[SueIshmael SOUND]
BobIsland	I told you I cannot do an English accent.
YachtPants	What is the submarine quote and why does it have a laughtrack? I thought this was all Bob talking.
[KingCal SOUND]
SueIshmael	I am YO KING!
BobIsland	YO KING!
Prometheus	I have to go. I might bbl
DarkonZero	I can.....but I don't feel like recording my enilish accent.
DarkonZero	English!
DarkonZero	AMMIT!
SueIshmael	AMMIT?
[KingCal SOUND]
*** Prometheus has quit IRC ("If you believe, no proof is necessary; If you do not believe, no proof is sufficient. No government agency has jurisdiction over the truth."-- Project: Prometh)
BobIsland	I can say "Spit shines yo' shoes, guv-nuh" pretty well.
BobIsland	But most British don't say that,
BobIsland	"."
SueIshmael	Guvna?
SueIshmael	HEY HEY!
SueIshmael	IT'S THE GUVNA, BABY!
Raven-x	Guvna?
DarkonZero	Ask Loc to say it......
* YachtPants lets the Duken Nukem impersonation play over and over.
SueIshmael	I'M GONNA RULE ALL!
BobIsland	I already have.
SueIshmael	LET'S LEGISLATE!
SueIshmael	IT'S THE GUVNA!
Raven-x	their is something about the british accent that cracks me up
DarkonZero	You asked Loc to say "Spit shine your shoes..."?
BobIsland	Sent, it's a cockney accent, you freakin' moron.
SueIshmael	I'M GONNA TAKE YOU HOME TO MY MANSION!
BobIsland	Yeah.
YachtPants	IN YOUR PANTS?
SueIshmael	GET JUDICIAL ON YA, BABY!
KingCal	shit shine the shoes
SueIshmael	I'M THE GUVNA......
YachtPants	I'm gonna take you home to my mansion...IN MY PANTS.
SueIshmael	GUVNA....... HEY!
DarkonZero	Sent .......play it again,
SueIshmael	I'M THE GUVNA...
[SueIshmael SOUND]
BobIsland	Sent, if I could murder you from where I am. I would.
YachtPants	Uh, Bob...
SueIshmael	If you could, you wouldn't be able to.
YachtPants	How 'bout correcting your punctuation there.
SueIshmael	I have a metal bat in my closet
DarkonZero	I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!
YachtPants	If I could murder you from where I am. I would?
SueIshmael	lol
YachtPants	AUGH!
BobIsland	Yes. So shut up.
SueIshmael	If you could, you wouldn't be able to.
DarkonZero	What's that.......ice cream.
DarkonZero	I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!
[SueIshmael SOUND]
KingCal	Chocolate Frosted balls
YachtPants	Stop that, Dorkin Z!
SueIshmael	Chocolate Salty Balls
Raven-x	ewwwwww that is sick
DarkonZero	Is that potato salad?
DarkonZero	I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!
[SueIshmael SOUND]
KingCal	choco-testicles
BobIsland	Why do I have a sudden urge to kill all those that annoy me?
KingCal	dah
Raven-x	is that a cherry pie? why is there a hole in it?
YachtPants	No, DZ, don't! It's GERMAN potato salad!
*** DarkonZero is now known as Louie
SueIshmael	maybe from a sound you can't hear?
[SueIshmael SOUND]
Louie	I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!
* Louie has two ping pong balls in his hands.
Louie	I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!
[SueIshmael SOUND]
KingCal	dip dip dip
[SueIshmael SOUND]
YachtPants	Louie? I don't get it. There is such thing as TOO MANY pop culture references.
[SueIshmael SOUND]
YachtPants	ARGH!
Raven-x	I thought was funny was that ting on the daily show, "Despite the drop in teenage violence in school, numbers of sexual attacks on pies have increased"
* Darphod_K goes off to build the Guide offices in the SC3k BAT
YachtPants	Who is Louie? What is this ball-dipping stuff from>
YachtPants	?
Louie	What is that......yogurt.
Louie	I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!
KingCal	dip dip dip
SueIshmael	<Capt Harris> Don't touch that!
SueIshmael	<Capt Harris> Don't you ever play with my balls again!
BobIsland	I don't know, but it's reminding me of #dominon.
Louie	It's from MTV's The State......when it was on...Louie had the catch phrase....
Louie	I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!
SueIshmael	I've heard
YachtPants	Ah. The State.
KingCal	<SueIshmael> Don't you ever play with my balls again!
SueIshmael	hey!
Louie	Enough ball touching!
KingCal	Dip your balls in honey mustard
SueIshmael	Callip's onling
SueIshmael	CallipyG16: you icehole!
Louie	No...your supposed to come up to me saying some sorta food.
Louie	Liquidish.
YachtPants	Oh drat! It's past 11! I was gonna watch Mad Dog and Glory.
*** BobIsland changes topic to 'Well, either my mind has finally snapped like the brittle twig it literally is... Or, um, well... Yeah.'
Louie	Like Mayonaise.
Raven-x	ok
Louie	But that's the end of that.
*** Louie is now known as MrFurious
MrFurious	BUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
YachtPants	Hey...I'm the only Mr. Furious around here.
* KingCal puts on a G-String
* MrFurious kicks YachtPants.
MrFurious	Now...I am....and you're making me angry.
[SueIshmael SOUND]
[SueIshmael SOUND]
YachtPants	You nearly broke the microwave on my giant yacht...IN MY PANTS.
MrFurious	Here's something for your yacht.....
* MrFurious kicks YachtPants.
* KingCal has an airplane with TVs....IN MY PANTS
MrFurious	In the yacht!
BobIsland	Boy, I just love quoting pop culture instead of being original! It's just so much fun!
KingCal	\|\\|\\|\\|\
*** MrFurious is now known as DarkonZero
BobIsland	Yeah, I'm certain. I hate pop culture.
*** YachtPants is now known as MrFurious
DarkonZero	Well....I gots to be going!
DarkonZero	Later.
DarkonZero	Me! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Fri Aug 20 20:20:47 1999

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