| Session Start: Tue Aug 10 09:40:04 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<Timmyling> Pearl really blows a stack in 1013. <Locdog07> She gets stoned? "<BobIshmael> I don't get it."' | ||
| *** Set by BobIshmael on Tue Aug 10 06:25:55 | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Tue Aug 10 09:40:28 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Tue Aug 10 22:48:38 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Omega Wars, Episode 1: The Romanian Menace. Omega Wars, Episode 2: The Double Wars. Omega Wars, Episode 4: A New Dope.' | ||
| *** Set by CallipyG on Tue Aug 10 21:20:45 | ||
| * DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room! | ||
| Timmyling | Hey DZ. | |
|---|---|---|
| DarkonZero | Hey 'ling. | |
| Timmyling | *reads a Bazooka Joe comic and wretches at the pun* | |
| DarkonZero | I like the topic....I gotta thank CG for that one. | |
| Timmyling | I made up 2 of the 3 things in there. | |
| jasoN | hey Dz | |
| Timmyling | Only the middle is his. | |
| DarkonZero | Cool.....you made my day. | |
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| DarkonZero | Hey jasoN. | |
| jasoN | you're just in time to say bye to me | |
| TheCambot | Oh, hey DZ. | |
| Timmyling | He didn't include: Omega Wars, Episode 5; The Zero Strikes Out and Omega Wars, Episode 6: Return of the Goober. | |
| * jasoN must be going | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey Cam. | |
| Timmyling | Bye N. | |
| DarkonZero | Later jasoN. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well 'ling...maybe next time. | |
| Timmyling | <BillCorbett> Mary Jo is made of fiberglass | |
| * jasoN races off | ||
| *** jasoN has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarkonZero | Man....I think the ep had a good end.....though quite ironic. | |
| Timmyling | Uh-huh. | |
| DarkonZero | DIABOLIK! | |
| DarkonZero | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| Timmyling | "Is that Stud coming?" | |
| DarkonZero | The stinger. | |
| Timmyling | That was the best line. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah. | |
| Timmyling | ALong with "DRY UP, STUPID!" | |
| Timmyling | Ahem. Along. | |
| DarkonZero | <Crow> If he stole a little less money, maybe I'll see her ass. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm paraphrasing.... | |
| DarkonZero | It's hard to remember. | |
| DarkonZero | I guess I'll watch it again later. | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| * DarkonZero wonders what Cam is doing... | ||
| Timmyling | He's reading the IRC transcript of the final chat. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...... | |
| Timmyling | Kevin answered one of my questions. | |
| DarkonZero | Cool.....I wish I was there. | |
| DarkonZero | I had to work. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| Timmyling | <Host> <Timmyling> to <Host>: Kevin, who came up with the ending to 1013? Do you think that it fit the show? <KevinMurphy> We work as a unit. we a;ll came up with it. <KevinMurphy> It fit the show like a condom. <KevinMurphy> snug and exciting. | |
| TheCambot | Huh. | |
| Timmyling | Kevin apparently was drunk. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe...... | |
| TheCambot | Well...Sci-Fi has been lying like hell to us. | |
| DarkonZero | True. | |
| TheCambot | As well as Jim Mallon, the penis. | |
| DarkonZero | Why Jim? | |
| TheCambot | he said everyone liked Sci-Fi. | |
| TheCambot | They all hate Sci-Fi. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh..... | |
| TheCambot | We could have been, like, boycotting and stuff. | |
| Timmyling | They had to keep quiet during the whole 10th season. | |
| TheCambot | Well. I really must sleep now. | |
| TheCambot | Good night. | |
| DarkonZero | SLEEP! | |
| *** TheCambot has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarkonZero | That was odd. | |
| DarkonZero | Cam go all riled up...then tired. | |
| Timmyling | Jim Mallon the penis? | |
| Timmyling | Bill's working out of KFC now. | |
| Timmyling | *sob* | |
| DarkonZero | Man.....this sucks. | |
| DarkonZero | MST3K will be resurrected! | |
| Timmyling | <mikenelson> Actually, If we get our crap together, we should be pitching new shows anytime now. | |
| Timmyling | Yeah. | |
| DarkonZero | It's good to see Mike pushin' on. | |
| DarkonZero | I think. | |
| Timmyling | But the question is if the Brains were offered to do the show again, would they want to? | |
| Timmyling | That worries me. | |
| DarkonZero | They said they would. | |
| DarkonZero | But, we have to see. | |
| DarkonZero | And that maybe a while to see if that happens. | |
| Timmyling | <Glitzi> Heyhey! I love you guys, really.. Since ya won't marry me- will you at least give me a name for my new dog?! :D Pretty please? <mikenelson> The name for you new dog, glitzi, is Frederick Eatshispoop | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehehe. | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
| * /sound: unable to play 'krankor.wav' | ||
| Timmyling | Ugh. | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| Timmyling | That's a reeeeeely old line, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Well......old lines never die......they just get used again. | |
| Timmyling | And again. And again. And again. | |
| Timmyling | And again. And again. And again. | |
| Timmyling | And again. And again. And again. | |
| Timmyling | And again. And again. And again. | |
| Timmyling | And again. And again. And again. | |
| DarkonZero | Engergizer! | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| DarkonZero | Energizer! | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | I've been trying to see the others since the last ep....no one shows up....or I just show up too late. | |
| DarkonZero | Or they are unable to get to a computer. | |
| Timmyling | Other what? | |
| Timmyling | #Deep13rs? | |
| DarkonZero | The other MSTies that come here. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah....basically. | |
| Timmyling | We gotta make a witty name for ourselves. | |
| DarkonZero | That we do. | |
| DarkonZero | Luckily it isn't #DeepThroaters.....thatsa whole other thing that I shouldn't have mentioned. | |
| Timmyling | Oh God...a HomeLamer asked Mike what he thought about Scientology. | |
| DarkonZero | Though I think DALnet may have a room namedthat. | |
| DarkonZero | DAHAHAHAHA! | |
| DarkonZero | The HomeLamers....the idiots. | |
| DarkonZero | Which HomeLamer? | |
| Timmyling | <mikenelson> These people are not nuts. They are, in fact, Batshit insane. It's a distinct difference. | |
| Timmyling | thayer. The ass-kisser. | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
| * /sound: unable to play 'krankor.wav' | ||
| Timmyling | Bill apparently has a play in production called "Love's Satellite." | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| Timmyling | <BillCorbett> I just know when i met her I said "Please Hammer don't hurt us" --Bill on Bonnie Hammer | |
| Timmyling | Reminds me of "Oh Lord Please Don't Burn Us" from Monty Python's Meaning of Life... | |
| DarkonZero | Heh. | |
| Timmyling | MSTAnon asked Bill a question. Huh. | |
| Timmyling | Bill got the tiny Crow from 912! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.....here's Bills answer on the Scientology thing. | |
| DarkonZero | <BillCorbett> I disturst any religion in which John Travolta is a saint | |
| Timmyling | Yeh. | |
| DarkonZero | Mike was talking about the people trying to get "MST" into the dictionary. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...look what thayer had to say.....that ass. | |
| DarkonZero | <thayer> if you ever feel like riffing movies for fun again, just head over to #mst-homegame | |
| DarkonZero | some night, on the scifi server. | |
| Timmyling | What a brown-nosed bastard. | |
| DarkonZero | You got that right. | |
| Timmyling | Here's more of thayer the jackass at Kevin's chat: <Host> <thayer> to <Host>: kevin, do you find it annoying that only the really stupid and/or annoying questions are being let through? | |
| DarkonZero | The lame ass. | |
| Timmyling | <KevinMurphy> Yes, thayer, including yours. now quit being such an elitist and go back to reading Alexander Cockburn. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe. | |
| Timmyling | <KevinMurphy> we want to do some conventions this year and next. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| Timmyling | I wonder if he means ConventioCons or them appearing at the lame-ass Sci-Fi conventions. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm...who knows? | |
| DarkonZero | Look at this... | |
| DarkonZero | <Host> <saintsammy> to <Host>: Hey, Servo... I sent in a bunch of those parts to make a few of you guys.. I was pissed off that they got blown up! | |
| DarkonZero | <KevinMurphy> Hey Saint. Lick me, okay? it's not my fault. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehee! | |
| Timmyling | Bunch of those parts? What the hell? | |
| DarkonZero | He maybe lyin'. | |
| Timmyling | Well. | |
| DarkonZero | Well what? | |
| DarkonZero | Wait....here's one. | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | <Host> <shadow> to <Host>: can we start winnowing the intelligence from the idiocy with the questions please? His favorite TV show??? C'mon.... | |
| DarkonZero | <Host> You guys are asking the q's... not me. | |
| DarkonZero | <KevinMurphy> To shadow: grow a beard and get off the line, fucker. | |
| Timmyling | Yeah. | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm...Kevin was outright something. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey......a Ironf question. | |
| DarkonZero | <Host> <Ironf> to <Host>: Why no George Kennedy reffs? Do you like him too much? | |
| DarkonZero | <KevinMurphy> I think George Kennedy is so hot, with great thighs and a tight ass. | |
| Timmyling | Yeh. | |
| DarkonZero | And one from you know who...... | |
| DarkonZero | <Host> <my-crow-soft> to <Host>: Kevin, do you think Busta is dope ? | |
| DarkonZero | <KevinMurphy> ga | |
| DarkonZero | <KevinMurphy> Poor host. | |
| DarkonZero | <KevinMurphy> Say, you catholics... | |
| DarkonZero | <KevinMurphy> Busta is the shit,bubba. | |
| DarkonZero | Now that is a dumb question. | |
| Timmyling | Basically, all HomeLamers can suck my p....assifier. | |
| DarkonZero | Good one 'ling! | |
| Timmyling | MCS included. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehehe. | |
| Timmyling | Poor Satanist. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehehe. | |
| Timmyling | DZ, have you ever seen any of the "Carnosaur" movies? | |
| DarkonZero | No...an I don't want too....they may damage my perfect psyche. | |
| Timmyling | Good man. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey AidanK got a answer from Kevin. | |
| DarkonZero | <Host> <ManosandTorgo4ever> to <Host>: Who should we blame for this outrage of cancellation? The Government, the Illuminati, PBS...whose fault is it? | |
| DarkonZero | <KevinMurphy> Always, AidanK. | |
| DarkonZero | <KevinMurphy> I am joking about you right now, you dink. | |
| DarkonZero | <KevinMurphy> Go ahead on. | |
| DarkonZero | <KevinMurphy> I blame AidanK. She is such a cow. | |
| DarkonZero | <KevinMurphy> Go ahead on. | |
| Timmyling | Um... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.....weird, huh? | |
| Timmyling | Yeh. | |
| DarkonZero | He musta been doing somethin' to mak him say such things....but, to each his own. | |
| Timmyling | Um, DZ, look at your cut and paste one more time. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.....I know he was joking. | |
| DarkonZero | Still though. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well. | |
| Timmyling | Can you see that you pasted "ManosandTorgo4Ever's" question, and not AK's? | |
| *** Raven-x has joined #deep13 | ||
| Raven-x | hello | |
| Timmyling | Hi. | |
| DarkonZero | Well, I didn't see AK's....I muta missed it...oopie! | |
| DarkonZero | Hey R-X. | |
| Raven-x | has that rat bastard TS every stopeed by here? | |
| Raven-x | ever not every | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| DarkonZero | R-X...we are safe. | |
| Timmyling | Yeh. | |
| Timmyling | He's banned, I think. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe. | |
| Raven-x | that's good | |
| Timmyling | What? | |
| Raven-x | who is this Mars guy? | |
| Timmyling | A 'bot. | |
| Raven-x | he must be in all the channels | |
| DarkonZero | Not all. | |
| DarkonZero | I think, | |
| Raven-x | I'm gonna try an make my own star wars collector cans | |
| Raven-x | just using a 3d art program, not making a real can | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | The topic is still good thanks to 'ling and CG! | |
| Timmyling | Wahooo. | |
| Raven-x | I was thinking about putting Slobodan on it | |
| Raven-x | I can't believe Anne is on hbo right now | |
| *** MeltingMan has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | MM! | |
| DarkonZero | IMM! | |
| MeltingMan | Heya folks, how're you doing? | |
| DarkonZero | Me...I'm fine. | |
| Raven-x | I was thinking that it would be freaky if you saw some stranger walking down the street and break into a musical number and start doing flips and dancing around like an idiot | |
| MeltingMan | Thanks for remembering, DZ | |
| Timmyling | Hey IMM! | |
| MeltingMan | Hiya 'ling! | |
| Timmyling | Had anymore strange dreams since last night? | |
| DarkonZero | R-X....what are you getting at? | |
| Raven-x | Blair Witch Project is freaking me out too | |
| MeltingMan | I do that everyday, Raven-x....you men I look like an idiot? | |
| MeltingMan | Blair Witch Project doesn't have a dance number, does it? | |
| Timmyling | I wish it did. | |
| DarkonZero | Heh. | |
| Raven-x | heheheh that would be funny too | |
| DarkonZero | What if was a musical? | |
| Timmyling | Like right at the end, and they all start breaking out in dance and song in the house, and the Blair Witch would come out and tap dance. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| Raven-x | someone told me that BWP costed 60,000 to make | |
| Timmyling | It cost $20,000. | |
| Raven-x | bring out the noise and bring in da witch + funk | |
| Timmyling | The Blair Witch Project: The Musical...hmmm...that's a thought... | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah....there was a small blurb on www.b-moviechannel.com about BWP's budget and it's success | |
| Timmyling | "We're lost! We're LOST! We're very very lost and scaaaaaaaaaared! Someone please come and find us!" "Find us!" "Find us!" | |
| DarkonZero | We're dyin'.....we're dyin'! | |
| MeltingMan | Hee hee hee | |
| Raven-x | I know someone who described BWP in a real hillarious way | |
| Raven-x | he called it Real World: Berkitzville (forgot how the town was spelled) | |
| DarkonZero | Burkuttisville. | |
| DarkonZero | Oops. | |
| Raven-x | wow I missed that one bye 500 yards | |
| DarkonZero | Burkittsville. | |
| Raven-x | by not bye ahhhhhhhhhhh | |
| DarkonZero | Wait...I may have it wrong too. | |
| Timmyling | "Josh is....GONE." "He's what?!?" "Josh is GONE...I don't know when he'll be back, maybe he's cacked, maybe his neck is craaaaaaaaaaaaacked!" "Josh...IS...GONE!" | |
| Timmyling | This could really turn into something. | |
| DarkonZero | Should it be done by Andrew Llyod Webber? | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| Raven-x | hehehehe | |
| Timmyling | It's OUR idea! | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.....it is OURS! | |
| DarkonZero | LET'S GO TO BROAWAY! | |
| Raven-x | put McKully Kulkin in it too | |
| DarkonZero | LET'S GO TO BROADWAY! | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...everyone wants to see him die! | |
| Timmyling | The end scene is the Blair Witch and the 3 students in a line, doing leg kicks. | |
| Raven-x | my point exactly | |
| DarkonZero | Wait......isn't he dead....oh wait, that's his career. | |
| Raven-x | how about when josh is missing they break into a musical number titled "Where o'where is my josh" | |
| Timmyling | Students: We're all DEAD! Dead! Deeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! Blair Witch in a very low voice: You're deaaaddd. *curtain falls as Witch jumps on the students* | |
| MeltingMan | Hee hee | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| DarkonZero | COOL! | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be away from my keyboard! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero is away from keyboard for a bit...he's doing stuff. | ||
| Raven-x | it will be a hit every where, it will go off broadway too like into san fransico and los angeles and houston and other large cities across the u.s. | |
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| Timmyling | Heh. | |
| Timmyling | *laughs at the mental image of the Blair WItch tap dancing and doing leg kicks* | |
| Timmyling | Ahem. Witch. | |
| DarkonZero | Well folks.....I gotta be goin'. Later! | |
| Timmyling | Awww. | |
| Timmyling | Bye DZ. | |
| Timmyling | *waves* | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry....I'll be back tomorrow. | |
| * DarkonZero waves goodbye! | ||
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Aug 11 00:20:54 1999 | ||
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