| Session Start: Thu Aug 05 08:45:38 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '* Locdog07 shoots NightRider <NightRider> Ow. I AM THE NIGHTRIDER! REMEMBER ME WHEN...Arrrgh. You got me.' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Wed Aug 04 23:35:39 | ||
| * DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room! | ||
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
|---|---|---|
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Thu Aug 05 08:45:48 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Thu Aug 05 18:18:25 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Stop! Or my Mom Will Shoot... Arrrgh! You got me!' | ||
| *** Set by BobIshmael on Thu Aug 05 17:49:59 | ||
| * DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room! | ||
| Locdog07 | Hi DZ | |
| DarkonZero | Hey Loc. | |
| BobIshmael | Hey El Zaffa! I mean, DZ! | |
| MeltingMan | Heya DarkonZero | |
| Locdog07 | Hello boyo | |
| DarkonZero | AHHHH IT'S BOB! | |
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| BobIshmael | AHHHH! | |
| * BobIshmael runs in circles. | ||
| Locdog07 | What about Bob? | |
| BobIshmael | Booo! Hisss! | |
| DarkonZero | He's dead....that's all. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh? Am I? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.....you are/ | |
| Timmyling | Um...bye. | |
| *** Timmyling has quit IRC (Timmyling) | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| Locdog07 | wow | |
| Locdog07 | The 'ling... | |
| BobIshmael | One crazy character. | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero wonders if Manos is still invisible. | ||
| BobIshmael | He must be. I don't see him. | |
| * Darphod_K is back | ||
| *** Goku has quit IRC (buh bye) | ||
| Darphod_K | Hey! | |
| *** Cal-Crowe has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Locdog07 | wb DK | |
| Locdog07 | Hey Cal-Crowe | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....he would have let us know. | |
| MeltingMan | brb. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey DK. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Howdy | |
| *** MeltingMan has quit IRC (IncredibleMeltingMan melts away) | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey CC. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey Mars. | |
| DarkonZero | Mars? | |
| *** Cal-Crowe is now known as Cal | ||
| DarkonZero | MARS! | |
| Locdog07 | Oh, Mooie Mooie! | |
| DarkonZero | Damn you then. | |
| DarkonZero | Dammit Mars. | |
| * BobIshmael kicks Mars! | ||
| DarkonZero | SPEAK! | |
| BobIshmael | Respond! | |
| Cal | breaks out his cooler and asks Mars wat kind of pop do you want? 15,15!1,140,3 74,3°0,3UP15,15! 15,15!0,41,4~0,4Coke1,4~15,15! 15,15!9,8Squirt15,15! 15,15!0,5Mr.Pißß15,15! 15,15!0,3Sprite15,15! | |
| Cal | Mars I also have Crush... 15,15!0,6Crush15,15! 15,15!0,7Crush15,15! 15,15!0,13Crush15,15! | |
| Darphod_K | hey cak | |
| Darphod_K | er | |
| Darphod_K | cal | |
| DarkonZero | Cak? | |
| BobIshmael | *In best Tick voice* Sppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak! | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe. | |
| Cal | oops | |
| Darphod_K | !Mr. Pibb | |
| BobIshmael | <Mars> Oh, sorry. What? | |
| Locdog07 | !Mr.Pißß | |
| DarkonZero | !Mr. Pibb | |
| Cal | 12H02e12H02e | |
| DarkonZero | I want one.... | |
| DarkonZero | I like that soda! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'nospring.wav' | ||
| [Cal SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Mr. Pibb? Whoa. | |
| [Cal SOUND] | ||
| Darphod_K | I like Mr. Pibb | |
| Locdog07 | Wait...you know all this No Springs talk? | |
| Locdog07 | What kind of springs does it mean? | |
| BobIshmael | Springy ones, I guess. | |
| Cal | allkin | |
| Cal | ds | |
| Cal | anyone want a(some) sound(s) from 1012-Squirm? Or a sound of an evil barney? | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '<Cal> allkin ds' | ||
| Locdog07 | Sure, Cal | |
| BobIshmael | DZ... | |
| BobIshmael | Try this on for size: http://www2.crosswinds.net/~ninjacow/omega.html | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok Bob. | |
| Cal | do you have nospring.wav and spring.wav? | |
| Locdog07 | Nope | |
| Cal | okey | |
| Cal | Coily was one evil spring | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....when was the big move? | |
| BobIshmael | Just now. | |
| Locdog07 | The big bowel movement from Bob | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, that move? | |
| Locdog07 | Eww! | |
| Cal | haha | |
| DarkonZero | Loc....WHY!?!?! | |
| Locdog07 | Because I can. | |
| BobIshmael | I'll just pretend I didn't hear that, my old site is still up. | |
| Locdog07 | Bob's butt tells me to do it. | |
| BobIshmael | GAH! | |
| DarkonZero | It can speak? Bob....you butt can speak? | |
| Locdog07 | Bob, give me a sound of you and it'll stop talking to me | |
| DarkonZero | Loc.......why? | |
| *** Cal is now known as Bobs_butt | ||
| BobIshmael | Fine. It's going to be Shakespeare, though. | |
| Bobs_butt | Yes, I feel alright | |
| Bobs_butt | to be or not to be... | |
| Locdog07 | Bob got back. | |
| *** Darphod_K is now known as BadJarJar | ||
| Locdog07 | Yep. | |
| Bobs_butt | Feeeeeeeeeeeelingssssss | |
| Locdog07 | Heh | |
| BobIshmael | Wait, I forgot that I suck at Shakespeare. Oh well. | |
| Locdog07 | Say anything, Bob | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| Bobs_butt | 4<<< 12L a u g H 4<>12 O u T 4<>12 L o u D 4>>> | |
| DarkonZero | That darned omega..... | |
| *** BadJarJar is now known as Darphod_K | ||
| *** Bobs_butt is now known as Good_ol_Ca | ||
| BobIshmael | No! This is going to an hour long recital of Shakespeare! And you're going to like it! | |
| DarkonZero | He should be a comedian. | |
| *** Good_ol_Ca is now known as Cal | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'nospring.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'nospring.wav' | ||
| [Cal SOUND] | ||
| *** Darphod_K is now known as Good_ol_DK | ||
| BobIshmael | Any specific play you want me to recite? | |
| BobIshmael | Henry VIII, maybe? | |
| BobIshmael | Hamlet? | |
| Cal | How about my play, Cure for Insommnia | |
| BobIshmael | I'd probably be better at it then I am at Shakespeare. | |
| Locdog07 | I need that | |
| Locdog07 | Anyone notice how I haven't slept for four days now? | |
| Cal | say "JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED" for ABOUT an hour | |
| BobIshmael | Well, I did notice it now. | |
| BobIshmael | S'not healthy, Loc. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'jarblooper.wav' | ||
| [Cal SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | "But it sure is fun!" | |
| Good_ol_DK | JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED! | |
| Locdog07 | It's good, actually, because now I see all the evil demons sitting in the corners of rooms that normal people don't see. | |
| BobIshmael | I see them sometimes. | |
| Locdog07 | No you don't. | |
| BobIshmael | I DO SO! | |
| Cal | I think I'll record "JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED" off of the tape to make a sound... | |
| Locdog07 | You think you do, but it's just your butt | |
| Good_ol_DK | the demons are in my head | |
| BobIshmael | Alright! Which play do you want to hear? | |
| Locdog07 | They're in Bob's butt | |
| BobIshmael | The lunatic is on the grass. | |
| Locdog07 | And in Bob's butt | |
| *** MeltingMan has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Locdog07 | Hi IMM | |
| * BobIshmael smacks Loc. | ||
| BobIshmael | Request a play! | |
| Locdog07 | I'm just glad you didn't smack your butt | |
| BobIshmael | NOW! | |
| Locdog07 | Okay | |
| MeltingMan | Heya Loc, I'm back and stuff | |
| Locdog07 | The Tempest | |
| BobIshmael | Righto! | |
| Locdog07 | Bob got back. | |
| MeltingMan | Oh boy.....did I come in at a good time? | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Locdog07 | Nope | |
| BobIshmael | Sigh. Loc, how about you just call my VMB? It saves me trouble. | |
| Locdog07 | uh | |
| Locdog07 | Your VMB? | |
| BobIshmael | Voicemail. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| Locdog07 | How do I do that? | |
| * DarkonZero gotta: 6,1 read the logs of the omega incident. 6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| BobIshmael | You call a number I give to you and listen to my greeting, then you hang up. Or leave a message, I don't care. | |
| * Good_ol_DK will BRB 14,15(2,15 beverage 14,15) | ||
| Locdog07 | I'm in England | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, but... | |
| Locdog07 | Just make a wav, Bob | |
| * BobIshmael sighs. | ||
| BobIshmael | Fine. | |
| BobIshmael | How about I do Hamlet or something instead? | |
| Locdog07 | k | |
| BobIshmael | Drat. Hold on. Let me find a decent scene. | |
| Locdog07 | k | |
| DarkonZero | Bob...do Romeo and Juliet. | |
| Cal | does anyone want the sound of Tom saying "JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~/~EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED"? | |
| Cal | its from the end of Leech Woman | |
| * Good_ol_DK is back | ||
| MeltingMan | I had it..... | |
| BobIshmael | Actually, Romeo and Juliet is probably the only play I'll be any good at. | |
| Good_ol_DK | I acted a scene from Midsummer Night's Dream | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'fartbuny.wav' | ||
| [Cal SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | Tommorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'jed.wav' | ||
| [Cal SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | Creeps in its petty pace from day to day | |
| Locdog07 | Cal, any more 1012 sounds? | |
| MeltingMan | until the last sylable of recorded time | |
| Cal | Is there you specificly want? | |
| Locdog07 | Uh... | |
| Locdog07 | no | |
| Locdog07 | I don't know what there is | |
| Cal | I'll make "You gonna be da worm face!" | |
| Locdog07 | k | |
| *** MSTManos has joined #deep13 | ||
| Locdog07 | Manos | |
| MeltingMan | Hiya manos | |
| MSTManos | Hello folks | |
| DarkonZero | Manos....are ya still invisible? | |
| MSTManos | Nah | |
| DarkonZero | Why not....you should be/ | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| MSTManos | It kinda sucks, actually | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Really? | |
| MSTManos | Yup | |
| DarkonZero | When did you find this out? | |
| MSTManos | Only recently. | |
| MSTManos | It's fun to be around while no one sees you, but, most of the time, you usually trip over yourself. | |
| * Locdog07 pokes Manos | ||
| MSTManos | Ow. | |
| Locdog07 | 14 days | |
| BobIshmael | Well, Loc.. I was recording the prince's scene from R&J when I tripped over the word "pernicious..." | |
| MSTManos | Anyone gonna record that MST thing on NPR? | |
| DarkonZero | oh ye and i'm Tom Curze | |
| BobIshmael | Then I tried to record over that and got come weird feedback. | |
| Locdog07 | Uh, Bob, please. | |
| BobIshmael | So now you have some feedback, me saying "How very odd," and then the last part of my screwed up recital. Want it? | |
| Cal | I'm also making a .wav of Mike and the 'Bots singing the "Worm" thing | |
| Locdog07 | Yes, Bob | |
| Good_ol_DK | They're re-making Space Invaders! | |
| Good_ol_DK | KEWL! | |
| *** Good_ol_DK is now known as Darphod_K | ||
| BobIshmael | How's that? | |
| DarkonZero | DK....did ya get the MP3 I sent ya? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'bobisanactor.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Bob. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Locdog07 | okay | |
| BobIshmael | Now will you stop talking about my butt? | |
| Locdog07 | Yes | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| BobIshmael | Thank you. | |
| DarkonZero | Weird. | |
| DarkonZero | Butt. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm... | |
| BobIshmael | HEY! | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| * BobIshmael decides to re-record that scene and leave out the word "pernicious." | ||
| BobIshmael | Stupid Bard and his stupid 5 dollar words. | |
| DarkonZero | Good one Bob. | |
| Cal | Does anyone want Tom's long JEEEEEEEEED from the end of Leech Woman or a sound from Squirm? | |
| Locdog07 | A sound from Squirm | |
| Cal | okey | |
| BobIshmael | Shut up, just shut up. | |
| * BobIshmael wipes away a tear. | ||
| BobIshmael | Don't make fun of my inability to pronounce "pernicious" | |
| DarkonZero | Don't you mean "wipes his rear". | |
| BobIshmael | HEY! I sent Loc a sound! What more do you want? | |
| DarkonZero | Nothing.....sorry. | |
| * BobIshmael gives that stupid play another go. | ||
| BobIshmael | Loc, I have talent. Don't I? | |
| Locdog07 | Yes, for wiping your butt | |
| DarkonZero | Nothing "butt" talent. | |
| BobIshmael | Eh. I hate you all. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| MSTManos | Okey-dokey | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry Bob.....you walked into that one. | |
| BobIshmael | No I didn't! | |
| BobIshmael | Talent has nothing to do with "butts!" | |
| BobIshmael | GAH! | |
| DarkonZero | I thought you did. | |
| Locdog07 | Butt you did! | |
| * BobIshmael sulks in a corner. | ||
| Locdog07 | Butt why? | |
| DarkonZero | Wait....then how did Jim Carrey advance into his career without his butt. | |
| BobIshmael | Um... Carrey has no talent. | |
| Locdog07 | Indeed | |
| BobIshmael | It's just that he appeals to 12 year olds. And Loc. | |
| DarkonZero | Butt he does with his butt. | |
| BobIshmael | And DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | HEY! | |
| Locdog07 | Heyy! I hate him! | |
| DarkonZero | What about Loc. | |
| MSTManos | NOOOO! | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, what'dya think of the omega logs? | |
| * MSTManos hides | ||
| BobIshmael | Feel free to find omega and say that you're my superior. | |
| DarkonZero | He thinks he's tom Curze. | |
| DarkonZero | That's if I find him Bob. | |
| DarkonZero | And if I want to. | |
| *** BobIshmael changes topic to 'oh ye and im Tom Curze' | ||
| Locdog07 | Tom Curze and Whey | |
| MSTManos | Tom Curze? | |
| BobIshmael | Manny, http://www2.crosswinds.net/~ninjacow/omega.html | |
| DarkonZero | Those were the funniest logs yet......the end of the #Deep13 log freightened me a bit. | |
| BobIshmael | They were? All omega did was curse at me and say that he'll sue the United States. | |
| BobIshmael | And that his dad is a Romanian dictator or something. | |
| Darphod_K | gtg | |
| Locdog07 | Omega is mad. | |
| Locdog07 | Bye DK | |
| MeltingMan | Adios, DK | |
| Darphod_K | byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | |
| MSTManos | Bye DK | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'fartbuny.wav' | ||
| [Cal SOUND] | ||
| * Darphod_K jumps thru a space time warp, hits his head and falls in screaming | ||
| *** Darphod_K has quit IRC (BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!) | ||
| DarkonZero | Well...the end was when omega starting to "like" CG.....erotic overtones... | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, yes. | |
| MSTManos | Tom Curze? | |
| BobIshmael | Manny, http://www2.crosswinds.net/~ninjacow/omega.html | |
| [Cal SOUND] | ||
| MSTManos | I know | |
| MSTManos | But who is he reffering to? | |
| DarkonZero | Cal.... | |
| BobIshmael | Tom Cruise. | |
| Cal | he he | |
| MSTManos | Damn | |
| BobIshmael | I'm assuming, anyway. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | As am I. | |
| [Cal SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | That wav would be so much better without the feeback. | |
| MSTManos | If he had spelled it "right" it would've been Tom Cruze | |
| BobIshmael | Feeback? | |
| DarkonZero | It its.... | |
| DarkonZero | its to fits | |
| DarkonZero | The feeback | |
| Locdog07 | Butt. | |
| MeltingMan | brb | |
| DarkonZero | Ok MM. | |
| *** MeltingMan has quit IRC (IncredibleMeltingMan melts away) | ||
| BobIshmael | Y'know, DZ, I think I'll mve all my IRC logs to the Church page. | |
| DarkonZero | Go for it. | |
| DarkonZero | Where is the church page. | |
| BobIshmael | Right now? I donwanna. | |
| DarkonZero | And is my picture still there? | |
| DarkonZero | ME ME ME! | |
| DarkonZero | BUWAHAHAHAHA! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| MSTManos | Should it be surprising that one of the few sentences he can spell right is "f*ck you"? | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| Cal | ha | |
| Locdog07 | Ask him if he likes SP one day | |
| [Cal SOUND] | ||
| MSTManos | I asked him | |
| Locdog07 | and? | |
| DarkonZero | Hey...that's me! | |
| DarkonZero | Play it again Cal. | |
| MSTManos | I think it was omega that said "not that i've seen it" | |
| Locdog07 | k | |
| [Cal SOUND] | ||
| Cal | Play it again, Cal..... | |
| DarkonZero | I still like Bob's line from the query log. | |
| DarkonZero | The last line. | |
| * BobIshmael flees fromt the erotic overtones? | ||
| BobIshmael | Minus the extra "t." | |
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> You're not one to come to a battle of wits unarmed. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, that. | |
| *** MeltingMan has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Locdog07 | wb | |
| BobIshmael | Chucko! | |
| MeltingMan | Spanky! | |
| DarkonZero | WB MM! | |
| MeltingMan | It's "IMM"...the "I" is silent for now | |
| DarkonZero | So...MM, you're not Incredible? | |
| BobIshmael | Want my feedback/recital/blooper of Romeo and Juliet, Chucko? | |
| Cal | MMMMMMMMM | |
| *** CallipyG has joined #Deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | No, he's invisible! | |
| Locdog07 | Hey Cal | |
| BobIshmael | InvisibleMeltingMan! | |
| MeltingMan | Well...I can be Incredible....watch | |
| *** Locdog07 sets mode: +o CallipyG | ||
| *** MeltingMan is now known as Incredible | ||
| CallipyG | i shall kill you all with this IP! | |
| BobIshmael | Edible egg. | |
| Cal | Howdy Cal | |
| DarkonZero | It doesn't work though. | |
| Incredible | But I can't be a MeltingMan if I'm Incredible | |
| *** Cal is now known as Cal-Crowe | ||
| *** Incredible is now known as MeltingMan | ||
| BobIshmael | Oh, eveil splitrock. | |
| DarkonZero | Now you're just Incredible.....but not Melting Man | |
| CallipyG | i'm on f*king java chat | |
| BobIshmael | EEp. | |
| DarkonZero | AVAJ! | |
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| DarkonZero | ABBA! | |
| Locdog07 | Áádjka! | |
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| DarkonZero | LAVA RUN! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Run to the attic! | |
| DarkonZero | The omega logs are the best piece of comedy around. | |
| Cal-Crowe | attic...a ATTICA ADDACKA ADDACKA! | |
| BobIshmael | Well, uh, thanks I guess. | |
| DarkonZero | Thank you Bob.....thank you. | |
| Locdog07 | I just found an odd site | |
| Locdog07 | www.bonk.com | |
| Cal-Crowe | um...whats on it | |
| DarkonZero | This is the scary part of the log.... | |
| DarkonZero | <omega> so calli what is new | |
| DarkonZero | <omega> pls change the topic | |
| DarkonZero | <CallipyG> You call me an idiot when I'm gamma, but you say "hey! whats new?" when I'm CallipyG | |
| DarkonZero | <omega> ye i can do it now | |
| DarkonZero | <omega> your an idiot | |
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> You ask to be friends, yet you insult MY friends. | |
| DarkonZero | <omega> ok | |
| DarkonZero | * BobIshmael will BRB. | |
| DarkonZero | <omega> sorry CallipyG | |
| DarkonZero | <omega> ok | |
| DarkonZero | <CallipyG> huh. | |
| DarkonZero | <omega> :) | |
| DarkonZero | <omega> gives a big hug to 6{{{{ CallipyG }}}} 1and a butterfly kiss 13}5i13{ | |
| DarkonZero | <CallipyG> he calls me an idiot, tries to be friendly, | |
| Locdog07 | Just jokes | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'wormz.wav' | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Uh...your sounds are bad quality | |
| Locdog07 | But I can tell it's the tune from Deliverance. | |
| MeltingMan | www.buffo.com was weirder | |
| DarkonZero | CG...di you ever recover from that? | |
| MSTManos | The battle of goofy sites is underway :-P | |
| DarkonZero | di to did | |
| Locdog07 | Has anyone actually seen Deliverance? | |
| DarkonZero | I saw some of it.... | |
| Locdog07 | k | |
| DarkonZero | Didn't want to see too much....if you know what I mean. | |
| * BobIshmael will BRB: Food. | ||
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Locdog07 | NOOOOOO! | |
| * Locdog07 shoots Bob | ||
| MeltingMan | FOOD! | |
| DarkonZero | Cause...I saw Pulp Fiction......I had nightmares. | |
| Cal-Crowe | What? | |
| Cal-Crowe | I have "nightmare" from watching MST3k | |
| Locdog07 | uh | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....I didn't have nightmares...I just don't want to remember that scene. | |
| * MeltingMan still feels bad for laughing at the scene in "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" where Leatherface got the guy in the wheelchair...even though he deserved it | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.....cool! | |
| DarkonZero | I think. | |
| MeltingMan | He was really whiny... | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | The wheelchair guy, I mean, not Leatherface | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'wormz.wav' | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero imagines a whiny Leatherface...... | ||
| Locdog07 | Cal, could you make your sounds any less muffled? | |
| DarkonZero | I don't wanna kill the guy wiht my chainsaw. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I can't | |
| MeltingMan | "I'll harm you!!!" <pulls out a chainsaw> | |
| * BobIshmael returns. | ||
| * DarkonZero kicks Bob. | ||
| DarkonZero | There. | |
| Cal-Crowe | If the volume is higher, it gets worse. If the volume is lower, you can't hear it | |
| BobIshmael | Ow, what? | |
| DarkonZero | Nothing....just felt the need to. | |
| * MSTManos is away 9,1[Reason] Innocent little rest, that's all | ||
| BobIshmael | Oh.. Well, um... Carry on. | |
| Locdog07 | No, Manos, I think you're killing small animals. | |
| DarkonZero | No...Manos is invisible again. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I might get a TV/VCR-PC cable | |
| DarkonZero | I'm getting a flying car.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | you are? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah..... | |
| Cal-Crowe | cool | |
| DarkonZero | It'll fly once it goes off that cliff. | |
| Cal-Crowe | 12H02e12H02e | |
| DarkonZero | Then...I'll be flying. | |
| DarkonZero | To heaven. | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe. | |
| Locdog07 | He didn't get out of the cockadoody car! | |
| DarkonZero | Or into a airliner | |
| BobIshmael | You can't FLY to heaven. You have to take a stairway. Duh. | |
| * MSTManos is no longer away 9,1[Reason] I need to kill a few people in here :-) | ||
| Locdog07 | Wow | |
| DarkonZero | Manos......you're invisible. | |
| *** CallipyG has quit IRC (CallipyG) | ||
| MSTManos | You're right. I am. | |
| Cal-Crowe | back | |
| DarkonZero | Not invincible. | |
| * MSTManos hurts DK without him knowing. | ||
| MeltingMan | www.tackymail.com | |
| MSTManos | See? | |
| BobIshmael | I don't know if I'm the first to notice, but Callipy's site looks exactly like SOLBase. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'wormz.wav' | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey.....these random URL's remind me of the night I got bored and typed "www.whatever.com". | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| DarkonZero | www.where.com | |
| DarkonZero | Go there. | |
| DarkonZero | www.fruit.com is the Fruit of the Loom site. | |
| Locdog07 | www.butt.com is Bob's site | |
| BobIshmael | So what does fruit do if they want a page? | |
| DarkonZero | www.what.com | |
| MSTManos | Heh | |
| BobIshmael | I take my sound back! | |
| BobIshmael | Give it back! NOW | |
| MSTManos | This is weird | |
| MSTManos | www.satan.org | |
| BobIshmael | The Church of Satan? | |
| MSTManos | No. | |
| DarkonZero | What's weird about Satan? | |
| Cal-Crowe | goto http://come.to/mitchell | |
| MSTManos | You'll be surprised | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'bozdrh.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| MSTManos | Check out the site. You'll see. | |
| BobIshmael | TOTSE has the Church of Satan FAQ. | |
| DarkonZero | I like Satan.....oh wait...that's satin. | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | That is Satan | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| MSTManos | So, hasanyone seen the site? | |
| Locdog07 | Manos has | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....I'm making a recording of me being Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Hey! No! | |
| BobIshmael | That's got to be illegal or something. | |
| DarkonZero | HAHAHAHA! | |
| DarkonZero | It's not. | |
| MSTManos | www.satan.org ... | |
| MSTManos | You've found it. This site is the central clearing house for sharing data regarding navigation systems using Amateur Radio | |
| MSTManos | Packet reporting system combined with GPS based navigation systems! | |
| *** BobIshmael changes topic to 'oh ye and I sue th US.. I mean, DarkonZero' | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.....I'm done. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh? | |
| MSTManos | "What were you expecting, pitch-forks and pointy tails?" | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....I take it back....I'm not making a recording of Bob.....but Manos. | |
| MSTManos | HEY! | |
| DarkonZero | GEEZ.....then Loc...OKAY! | |
| Locdog07 | k | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| DarkonZero | Wait...I know.....MARS! | |
| MSTManos | Wouldn't that be too easy? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'hibbert.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | "Hi, I'm Mars. Hope you're enjoying the channel." | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'hibbert.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Like that wav, Bob? | |
| MSTManos | A blank sound file would do just fine, ya know | |
| BobIshmael | I s'pose. Not as good as jarjarleave.wav, but nothing can be. | |
| MeltingMan | This is just wrong!!! http://www.tackymail.com/assets/images/nancy.jpg | |
| Locdog07 | uh | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | what the | |
| MSTManos | ?!?!?!?!? | |
| Locdog07 | That is pure wrong!!! | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * MeltingMan had no idea things like that happened | ||
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| MSTManos | This is so anti-1980's!!! | |
| BobIshmael | NO! NOT THE T! | |
| BobIshmael | This can't be happening! | |
| BobIshmael | It's not happening! | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | It's happeneing, Bob, but only in your butt | |
| MSTManos | Imagine what Ron is thinking... | |
| DarkonZero | There....I made a wav of me.... | |
| * BobIshmael stares at Loc. | ||
| DarkonZero | I tried to send it. | |
| MSTManos | But he can't think straight! | |
| Locdog07 | May I hear, DZ? | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| Cal-Crowe | In your butt.... | |
| DarkonZero | Do I have to DCC it. | |
| DarkonZero | . to ? | |
| Locdog07 | yes | |
| DarkonZero | Dammit! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok then. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'wormz.wav' | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'nospring.wav' | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | It's on it's way. | |
| Session Close: Thu Aug 05 19:35:57 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Thu Aug 05 19:36:05 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'oh ye and I sue th US.. I mean, DarkonZero' | ||
| *** Set by BobIshmael on Thu Aug 05 19:30:28 | ||
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | uh | |
| DarkonZero | KICK BOB! | |
| * BobIshmael goes to check the oven. | ||
| DarkonZero | KICK BOB! | |
| DarkonZero | KICK BOB! | |
| DarkonZero | KICK BOB! | |
| DarkonZero | KICK BOB! | |
| Locdog07 | How old are you, DZ? | |
| * BobIshmael will BRB: Food. | ||
| DarkonZero | Loc....I'm 23. | |
| BobIshmael | Don't kick Bob. | |
| *** BobIshmael was kicked by Locdog07 (I kicked his butt, how about that) | ||
| MeltingMan | he can still eat after seeing that pic of Nancy 'n T? | |
| Cal-Crowe | he he he | |
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael | ||
| DarkonZero | Loc....I'm 23. | |
| DarkonZero | Loc....I'm 23. | |
| DarkonZero | Loc....I'm 23. | |
| DarkonZero | Loc....I'm 23. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| MeltingMan | Are you 23? | |
| BobIshmael | ANYWAY! | |
| DarkonZero | Yes.... | |
| * BobIshmael will BRB: Food. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | SHADDUP | |
| Cal-Crowe | SHADDUP | |
| Cal-Crowe | SHADDUP | |
| Cal-Crowe | SHADDUP | |
| DarkonZero | I am 23 years of age. | |
| DarkonZero | I know I don't act like it though. | |
| Cal-Crowe | sure...you're 22 and 11 months old | |
| MSTManos | No argument here... | |
| DarkonZero | No....my birthday was in May. | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I was born in 76 | |
| DarkonZero | There..... | |
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | But.....I like me! | |
| DarkonZero | ME! | |
| Locdog07 | Did you see Star Wars? | |
| Locdog07 | I mean...the premiere? | |
| DarkonZero | The original? | |
| BobIshmael | Hey, DZ! We've all been wondering this.. How old are you? | |
| DarkonZero | I was only 1 year old at the time. | |
| Locdog07 | Any, DZ | |
| Locdog07 | Prince Charles asked Natalie Portman if she'd been in any other Star Wars movies....*shudder* | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.....I'm 16 trying to be 23.....actually I'm 23. | |
| BobIshmael | Wait, wait.. How old are you? I wasn't listening. | |
| DarkonZero | 23 | |
| BobIshmael | 16, you say? | |
| DarkonZero | 23 | |
| BobIshmael | What? 13? | |
| DarkonZero | Well....whatever.....I like me! | |
| *** BobIshmael was kicked by Locdog07 (Butt) | ||
| Cal-Crowe | he he | |
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | No matter how I act. | |
| DarkonZero | Butt. | |
| *** BobIshmael was kicked by Locdog07 (Butt) | ||
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| *** BobIshmael was kicked by Locdog07 (Butt) | ||
| Locdog07 | Everyone say Butt when he comes back | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....no kicking Bob, | |
| Cal-Crowe | buttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbutt | |
| Cal-Crowe | doh | |
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael | ||
| Cal-Crowe | doh | |
| Locdog07 | Butt. | |
| Cal-Crowe | buttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbutt | |
| *** Locdog07 was kicked by BobIshmael (BobIshmael) | ||
| DarkonZero | BUT!! | |
| DarkonZero | OW.... | |
| DarkonZero | He hurts now. | |
| *** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
| BobIshmael | Are we done now? | |
| DarkonZero | I am. | |
| Locdog07 | Butt of course. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm 30....ok. | |
| DarkonZero | Loc....nooooo! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'no.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| *** BobIshmael changes topic to '<DarkonZero> Where'd I put my false teeth?' | ||
| Cal-Crowe | he he | |
| DarkonZero | Hey....how did ya know. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey....how did ya know? | |
| BobIshmael | Magic. | |
| BobIshmael | Magic. | |
| DarkonZero | I don't buy Old Navy. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'no.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Yeah, you buy GAP. | |
| DarkonZero | So.....what of it? | |
| BobIshmael | I bet DZ visits the GAP every day. | |
| * MSTManos is away 9,1[Reason] Um... I'm invisible? Yeah, that's it! | ||
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| BobIshmael | Probably drinks smoothies, too. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...kick Manos. | |
| DarkonZero | Please. | |
| *** MSTManos was kicked by Locdog07 (Locdog07) | ||
| DarkonZero | There. | |
| BobIshmael | Damn. | |
| *** MSTManos has joined #deep13 | ||
| MSTManos | Okay, so I'm NOT invisible! | |
| *** MSTManos was kicked by BobIshmael (Sorry, didn't see you there.) | ||
| DarkonZero | Are you invisible now! | |
| *** MSTManos has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | NOT invisible, I get it. | |
| Cal-Crowe | got butt? | |
| Locdog07 | Heh | |
| DarkonZero | Ok......we lost ourselves......kick me. | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '<Cal-Crowe> got butt?' | ||
| BobIshmael | Loc, you may do the honors. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Butt: It's what's for dinner. | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '<Cal-Crowe> got butt? <BobIshmael> Yep.' | ||
| DarkonZero | And kick IMM. | |
| DarkonZero | And CC | |
| Cal-Crowe | heh! | |
| DarkonZero | But kick me. | |
| *** BobIshmael changes topic to '<Cal-Crowe> got butt? <BobIshmael> Yep. <Locdog07> Not me, I'm missing one.' | ||
| Cal-Crowe | owch | |
| DarkonZero | Cause we are the only ones not to have been kicked....yet. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I bet you use a lot of cusions | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '<BobIshmael> Arggh! You got my butt....' | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| * DarkonZero gotta: 6,1 Something. 6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| MSTManos | Yeah | |
| Cal-Crowe | Something in the way she moves... | |
| * Locdog07 is gonna go now | ||
| Cal-Crowe | bye | |
| Locdog07 | Bye all | |
| *** Locdog07 has left #Deep13 | ||
| *** BobIshmael changes topic to '<BobIshmael> Arggh! You got my butt.... Give it back! <Locdog07> No.' | ||
| MSTManos | Bye Loc | |
| BobIshmael | Awww. | |
| MSTManos | I'm tired. Gotta go now. | |
| MeltingMan | I'm leaving too...bbl | |
| *** BobIshmael changes topic to 'Sure, leave! See if I care!?' | ||
| *** MeltingMan has quit IRC (IncredibleMeltingMan melts away) | ||
| *** MSTManos has quit IRC (I'm invisible, DAMMIT! Now let it go! Waah!) | ||
| BobIshmael | Bastards. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Butt: The other white meat | |
| Cal-Crowe | Asshole Inside do do do do | |
| BobIshmael | Today's... Thursday? | |
| Cal-Crowe | yes | |
| BobIshmael | Thought so. | |
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| BobIshmael | Damn. | |
| DarkonZero | And who cares? | |
| DarkonZero | ME! | |
| DarkonZero | That's who. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm old dammit! | |
| BobIshmael | You don't care. | |
| DarkonZero | Respect it! | |
| DarkonZero | Respect ME! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....don't. | |
| * Cal-Crowe hands DZ a mug of coffee | ||
| *** BobIshmael changes topic to '<DarkonZero> Bob, can you buy me cigarettes? I left my fake ID at home.' | ||
| DarkonZero | Are you sure about that? | |
| Cal-Crowe | ....with OVER THE HILL written on it | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...I'm only 23. | |
| DarkonZero | That' all.....223 | |
| DarkonZero | -2 | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| BobIshmael | 223? Wow. | |
| DarkonZero | Yup. | |
| Cal-Crowe | -----------_------------_-------------- | |
| Cal-Crowe | ( * )( * ) | |
| Cal-Crowe | ( * )( * ) | |
| * BobIshmael smacks CC. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok....we know what's on Cal's mind. | |
| Cal-Crowe | ow | |
| Cal-Crowe | I see you ( * )( * ) | |
| BobIshmael | Um.. Water? | |
| DarkonZero | And should had been for his mind only. | |
| Cal-Crowe | )(__________________ | |
| Cal-Crowe | (_)_) | |
| DarkonZero | Cal.....that is also used for something else. | |
| Cal-Crowe | oosps | |
| *** BobIshmael sets mode: +b Cal-Crowe!*@* | ||
| BobIshmael | Yay! | |
| *** BobIshmael sets mode: -b Cal-Crowe!*@* | ||
| Cal-Crowe | HEY! | |
| Cal-Crowe | HO | |
| DarkonZero | So.....Cal....you're thinking "Got Milk?" | |
| BobIshmael | Hi. | |
| Cal-Crowe | got milk? | |
| Cal-Crowe | I think I'll send Monad in here.... | |
| BobIshmael | Let's not and say we did. | |
| *** CroweBot has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | _________________| | |
| Cal-Crowe | !monad | |
| CroweBot | 9,1 What do you want? !monad !food !bar | |
| *** CroweBot was kicked by BobIshmael (Let's not.) | ||
| *** CroweBot has joined #deep13 | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'booted.wav' | ||
| * CroweBot 4,1 OUCH!!!!!, 9,1 That looked like it hurt!!1,8:) | ||
| *** CroweBot was kicked by BobIshmael (Let's not.) | ||
| *** CroweBot has joined #deep13 | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'booted.wav' | ||
| * CroweBot 4,1 OUCH!!!!!, 9,1 That looked like it hurt!!1,8:) | ||
| Cal-Crowe | he he he | |
| BobIshmael | Arrrgh. | |
| *** BobIshmael sets mode: +bb Cal-Crowe!*@* CroweBot!*@* | ||
| *** CroweBot has quit IRC (Bite me!) | ||
| *** BobIshmael sets mode: -bb Cal-Crowe!*@* CroweBot!*@* | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.....I'm leaving to pursue a life in internet gaming! | |
| BobIshmael | Righto. | |
| DarkonZero | Freespace HO! | |
| * Cal-Crowe kicks DZ really hard on the way out | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey.....I'm not leaving....what gave you that impression? | |
| Cal-Crowe | do'h | |
| BobIshmael | And, no, I can't buy you cigarettes. | |
| Cal-Crowe | 1,113B06e 13R06ighT 13B06acK | |
| Cal-Crowe | I despise cigarettes | |
| BobIshmael | You love them, now shut up. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I despise cigarettes | |
| BobIshmael | You love them. You smoke a pack a day. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'm friggin 15! | |
| BobIshmael | That's the best time to start. | |
| *** TheCambot has joined #Deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | If you don't smoke, who'll support the tobacco companies? | |
| BobIshmael | Cammy. | |
| TheCambot | Mmmm. | |
| TheCambot | Ishy. | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Mr. Smoke> Mind if I smoke? <Cal-Crowe> Mind if I die? | |
| TheCambot | Hmmmm... | |
| Cal-Crowe | Howdy Cammmy | |
| TheCambot | I just pressed the SHift key and made a strange buzzing sound. | |
| BobIshmael | Smoking does not kill you! That's just propaganda! | |
| TheCambot | Propaganda isn't bad! That's judt propaganda! | |
| TheCambot | Jud T? | |
| BobIshmael | Jud T. | |
| BobIshmael | Mr. T's brother. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Judd T... | |
| TheCambot | If Wynona Judd mated with Mr. T. | |
| TheCambot | Hmmmm. | |
| BobIshmael | Anyway, talk to the Krantzes recently? | |
| TheCambot | Not recently at all. | |
| TheCambot | The geeks. | |
| BobIshmael | Do it. | |
| TheCambot | I'll e-mail them soon to find out what the heck's going on. | |
| Cal-Crowe | damn, I got to start school a week from Monady | |
| Cal-Crowe | Monday | |
| BobIshmael | Eh, OD probably won't happen at all. | |
| TheCambot | Monaddy. | |
| BobIshmael | CC, I don't. HA! | |
| TheCambot | Shhh, Bob, even if doesn't, don't say it won't. | |
| DarkonZero | cam! | |
| BobIshmael | It won't. | |
| DarkonZero | CAM! | |
| TheCambot | Yo. | |
| DarkonZero | CAM! | |
| DarkonZero | CAM! | |
| DarkonZero | CAM! | |
| DarkonZero | CAM! | |
| BobIshmael | CAM! | |
| TheCambot | I didn't even see you, DZ. | |
| BobIshmael | CAM! | |
| BobIshmael | CAM! | |
| BobIshmael | CAM! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Boing! | |
| TheCambot | How are the goings going? | |
| *** DarkonZero is now known as MrFurious | ||
| MrFurious | BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! | |
| *** MrFurious is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | That's better. | |
| TheCambot | DZ, you flippin' flipper you haven't seen the movie or read the comics. | |
| DarkonZero | So.... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'invisible.wav' | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Cam, do you want bobisanactor.wav? | |
| Cal-Crowe | sure | |
| TheCambot | What is that, Bob? | |
| TheCambot | Anyways, sure. | |
| Cal-Crowe | A C T I N G! | |
| DarkonZero | Cam....it's Bob | |
| BobIshmael | It's feedback, then me saying "How very odd," then me reciting the last bit of a R&J scene whcih I stumble over. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob's butt to be exact. | |
| BobIshmael | Which, rather. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Anyone want a sound of a satanic barney? | |
| Session Close: Thu Aug 05 20:08:22 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Thu Aug 05 20:09:40 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<DarkonZero> Bob, can you buy me cigarettes? I left my fake ID at home.' | ||
| *** Set by BobIshmael on Thu Aug 05 19:53:37 | ||
| * DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room! | ||
| Cal-Crowe | the sun revolves around it | |
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| TheCambot | Um. | |
| TheCambot | That's great. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh....Cal......you are Saran Wrap? | |
| Cal-Crowe | he he | |
| DarkonZero | OOOOOk. | |
| Cal-Crowe | it's from Mystery Men | |
| DarkonZero | Invisible Boy! | |
| Cal-Crowe | yeah | |
| DarkonZero | Saran Wrap? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmmm | |
| TheCambot | I saw a new Mystery Men ad in front of that dreadul Wild Wild West. | |
| * DarkonZero wonders if Saran Wrap induces invisiblity....... | ||
| TheCambot | It had Waffle Man and the P.M.S. Avenger. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Willd Willd West.. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Willd Willd West.. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Willd Willd West.. | |
| DarkonZero | WAFFLE MAN! | |
| Cal-Crowe | MAN MAN~ | |
| TheCambot | "I | |
| TheCambot | I'll try that again. | |
| TheCambot | "Im the P.M.S. Avenger. I only work four days a month." | |
| Cal-Crowe | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! | |
| TheCambot | Stick in an apostrophe. | |
| DarkonZero | Go trig boy! | |
| Cal-Crowe | He makes waffles with his very mind! | |
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| TheCambot | I hope the audition scene is loooooong. | |
| DarkonZero | Why? | |
| Cal-Crowe | Why? | |
| TheCambot | To see more things like Waffle Man. | |
| TheCambot | That's the chance to stick in as many funny heroes as possible. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Why? | |
| * DarkonZero throws his mom's silverware! | ||
| TheCambot | Hehe. | |
| TheCambot | The Blue Raja isn't blue. That's such hilarity. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| * Cal-Crowe throws a knife at Cam, hitting the table just 5 inches away from his chest | ||
| TheCambot | There's not a blue thing on his body. | |
| TheCambot | Hmmm. | |
| * DarkonZero gets a shovel and twirls it around. | ||
| * Cal-Crowe gets a flag pole and twirls it around | ||
| * TheCambot throws a bowling ball containing his father's skull. | ||
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| *** BobIshmael has quit IRC (Ping timeout for BobIshmael[dialup-209.245.38.133.SanDiego1.Level3.net]) | ||
| Cal-Crowe | L O L | |
| DarkonZero | What is The Sphinx's powers.....master of diguise? | |
| DarkonZero | Or What? | |
| BIshmael | GAH! | |
| TheCambot | Heh. | |
| BIshmael | I HATE EVERYTHING AND EVERYBODY! | |
| TheCambot | The Sphinx's power is that people THINK he has powers. | |
| BIshmael | I hate the sound of the phone ringing! | |
| * Cal-Crowe calls BISH | ||
| BIshmael | I especially hate it when that same phone call disconnects me in the middle of a huge download! | |
| TheCambot | He has no power whatsoever, but people have heard that he can do SOMETHING, but they don't know what. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm....weird. | |
| *** BIshmael is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael | ||
| TheCambot | That's hilarious, shut up. | |
| * Cal-Crowe smiles because he has two phone lins | ||
| Cal-Crowe | lines | |
| BobIshmael | I have two, too! | |
| TheCambot | I have too, two! | |
| *** TheCambot was kicked by BobIshmael (Shut up.) | ||
| DarkonZero | Cam.....you'd think curdled milk is hilarious. | |
| * BobIshmael grumbles. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | why does it disconnects you? ha | |
| *** TheCambot has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Cam.....you'd think curdled milk is hilarious. | |
| BobIshmael | BECAUSE I DIDN'T TURN OFF CALL WAITING! | |
| Cal-Crowe | <DarkonZero> Cam.....you'd think curdled milk is hilarious. | |
| TheCambot | You interrupted my download, you penis. | |
| * BobIshmael continues to grumble. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | he he | |
| DarkonZero | Bob is a penis...... | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, whatever. | |
| BobIshmael | You're seven. So there. | |
| DarkonZero | Then you should be DickIshmael. | |
| TheCambot | Seven penises? | |
| BobIshmael | Too many letters. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Cam the Whizzer | |
| TheCambot | I hate the letter limit. | |
| DarkonZero | Then goto BadNet. | |
| TheCambot | I wanted to use the handle Heterocidal, and it was one letter ober. | |
| *** Cal-Crowe is now known as _ | ||
| BobIshmael | Sounds kinda... | |
| BobIshmael | Forget it. | |
| TheCambot | Ober! | |
| DarkonZero | I've been looking for a good IRC service. | |
| _ | ha | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Feedback. | |
| BobIshmael | Then odd. | |
| BobIshmael | Then me screwing up everything. | |
| BobIshmael | That's your fault, Cam. | |
| BobIshmael | You screwed me up. | |
| DarkonZero | yeh Cam! | |
| BobIshmael | Bastard. | |
| DarkonZero | He's Tom Curze! | |
| _ | boingboingboingboingboingboing | |
| TheCambot | I can't understand you, Bob. | |
| *** _ is now known as CallipyG | ||
| TheCambot | I hear "okay" at the end and that's it. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey...Underscore! | |
| BobIshmael | No one can understand you, so it works out. | |
| *** superspy has joined #deep13 | ||
| TheCambot | Spy. | |
| DarkonZero | SS! | |
| CallipyG | Hey | |
| BobIshmael | subtly. | |
| superspy | 'ello | |
| CallipyG | The S.S. EssEss | |
| superspy | that's from a zucker movie..... | |
| superspy | hot shots | |
| BobIshmael | http://www2.crosswinds.net/~ninjacow/omega.html | |
| CallipyG | yeah | |
| BobIshmael | There ya' go, subtly. | |
| CallipyG | NINJA COW? | |
| * TheCambot suddenly realizes the lack of Superfly jokes towards Spy's name. | ||
| * DarkonZero hopes he gets his CyberCities account. | ||
| TheCambot | Cal, you've never seen that? | |
| BobIshmael | Yes, Cal. Shut up. | |
| TheCambot | Ninja Cow has been around for quite the while. | |
| *** CallipyG is now known as Cal-Crowe | ||
| BobIshmael | '96. | |
| TheCambot | 1896? | |
| BobIshmael | Yes. | |
| DarkonZero | ! | |
| TheCambot | Older than root beer! | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOOO! | |
| * superspy notices that he hasn't made the required "animation" jokes for the night | ||
| DarkonZero | NOT ROOT BEER! | |
| *** Cal-Crowe is now known as __________ | ||
| TheCambot | Hmmm. | |
| DarkonZero | super.....you're lacking? | |
| TheCambot | That's quote a slogan. "Older than root beer!" | |
| superspy | lacking what? | |
| superspy | pizzaz? | |
| BobIshmael | Gusto. | |
| DarkonZero | wit..... | |
| TheCambot | Not as good as "So good, it's Sofa King good!" | |
| *** __________ is now known as Cal-Crowe | ||
| DarkonZero | Cam....... | |
| DarkonZero | Never say that again. | |
| TheCambot | He's lacking Cam? | |
| superspy | dark: I'm also lacking a significant amount of sleep ;) | |
| *** Cal-Crowe is now known as is_a_dumba | ||
| TheCambot | Sofa King what? | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| *** is_a_dumba is now known as is_a_jerk | ||
| TheCambot | I am sofa king we Todd did. | |
| TheCambot | HAR! | |
| * superspy thwaps cambot for the sheer hell of it | ||
| DarkonZero | That you are. | |
| is_a_jerk | iZ | |
| TheCambot | Um. Ahem. | |
| *** is_a_jerk is now known as Cal------- | ||
| DarkonZero | Time to find omega...and drag him in here and insult him some more. | |
| *** Cal------- is now known as Cal | ||
| *** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| TheCambot | I'm tired and bored. I'm leaving. May your evenings be full of manslaughter and James Brown. | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
| Cal | Howdy bye | |
| superspy | hiya, loc | |
| Locdog07 | Hey | |
| DarkonZero | WB LOC! | |
| TheCambot | D'oh! Sorry, Loc, I was just leaving. | |
| superspy | bye cam | |
| TheCambot | Bye. | |
| Locdog07 | aww | |
| *** TheCambot has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| superspy | don't let the door hit your a__ on the way out | |
| Locdog07 | Geez | |
| DarkonZero | Like I said.... | |
| DarkonZero | Time to find omega...and drag him in here and insult him some more. | |
| DarkonZero | That may kill the boredom. | |
| * superspy gives dark his "omega retrieval kit." | ||
| superspy | bait, check. | |
| superspy | duct tape, check. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe..... | |
| superspy | lion tamer's chair, check. | |
| superspy | lion, check. | |
| Cal | cheese whiz | |
| Cal | check | |
| BobIshmael | What about the noose? | |
| superspy | ah, right! | |
| Locdog07 | Hit the nose! | |
| superspy | noose, check. | |
| DarkonZero | Spellchecker..... | |
| superspy | rolled up newspaper (sunday edition), check. | |
| Cal | The hounds | |
| BobIshmael | Library of Congress Badge, check. | |
| superspy | hehehehe | |
| DarkonZero | Well guys....I gotta go......later. | |
| BobIshmael | The Library of Congress Verification Line is still u. | |
| Locdog07 | Bye DZ | |
| superspy | good hunting! | |
| BobIshmael | The Library of Congress Verification Line is still up. | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Thu Aug 05 20:30:01 1999 | ||
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