| Session Start: Tue Jul 13 05:05:31 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Monad spelled backwards is Danom. Bob spelled backwards is Danom.' | ||
| *** Set by BobIshmael on Tue Jul 13 05:01:53 | ||
| BobIshmael | *grumble* | |
|---|---|---|
| * DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room! | ||
| BobIshmael | DZ! | |
| -Prom2000- 9,1 Hello4,1 DarkonZero 9,1and welcome to12,1 #Deep13!! | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob! | |
| BobIshmael | Like I told Prom, I should be at DefCon. | |
| BobIshmael | And then I grumbled. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey...I'm in the DefCon town...VEGAS!!!! | |
| * BobIshmael gasps. | ||
| DarkonZero | Me live in VEGAS! | |
| BobIshmael | And you aren't attending? | |
| DarkonZero | I can't.....work......but I might go before it ends...FRIDAY! | |
| BobIshmael | Damn you. | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| BobIshmael | You might go. | |
| BobIshmael | If you weren't going to attend, I would be happy. | |
| BobIshmael | But you are, and I hate you. | |
| DarkonZero | Hell....I'll be the only guy there that'll not know why I'm doing there. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not going....GEEEEEZ! | |
| BobIshmael | Just wander around and sream at people. | |
| BobIshmael | You're not going. That's too bad (YES!). | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm...... | |
| BobIshmael | Err. scream, rather. | |
| *** berlyte has joined #Deep13 | ||
| berlyte | hi | |
| BobIshmael | Hola, por favor. | |
| berlyte | hehehe | |
| * DarkonZero ponders what would happen if he did go and scream at people the phrase, "BEWARE 'BACK ORIFICE' it'll block you up!" | ||
| berlyte | hola | |
| BobIshmael | I don't think anyone would mind. | |
| berlyte | yea.. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah......but security will kick me out. | |
| BobIshmael | So, bery, what brings you to our humble abode? | |
| berlyte | sorry, but only talk english or portuguese | |
| berlyte | i´m visiting new servers... | |
| BobIshmael | Ah. | |
| BobIshmael | Too bad I don't know Portugese. | |
| DarkonZero | I speak pig-latin. | |
| BobIshmael | I can speak in tongues. | |
| berlyte | hehe | |
| berlyte | ??? | |
| berlyte | r u american? | |
| BobIshmael | Domino ecta recta! | |
| berlyte | lol | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, am I American? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm...... | |
| DarkonZero | No...you're French. | |
| berlyte | lol | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, thanks. | |
| BobIshmael | No, I'm French. | |
| berlyte | you r joking with me | |
| BobIshmael | I am? DZ, am I/ | |
| BobIshmael | "?" | |
| berlyte | sereously | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'so_close.wav' | ||
| [Prometheus SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm part Canadian...and part something else.......uh....Swiss (cheese). | |
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| berlyte | lol | |
| DarkonZero | Bob is American.... | |
| BobIshmael | I am?! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm American. | |
| BobIshmael | I thought you said I was French! | |
| BobIshmael | berlyte, DZ is a rotten liar. | |
| berlyte | cum caragp.. | |
| berlyte | llllooollllll | |
| DarkonZero | Bob......you're nothing, ok......you were kicked out of America for eating hamdingers. | |
| berlyte | lol | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'xftheme.wav' | ||
| [Prometheus SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | I don't need to live in stupid, stinky America anyway. | |
| berlyte | wats hamdingers? | |
| BobIshmael | I'll live on Bob Island. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey...what are hamdingers? | |
| BobIshmael | Y'know what... No one knows. | |
| Prometheus | !hamdingers | |
| * Prom2000 9,1 Gets4 Prometheus 9a box of hamdingers!! | ||
| DarkonZero | I saw some a while back in a $ store..... | |
| berlyte | i know what ham is.... | |
| * BobIshmael just found the best Shockwave movie... ever. | ||
| DarkonZero | I bet they are still there. | |
| BobIshmael | http://www.sirius.com/~dbh/tutorial/ | |
| DarkonZero | Sirius.com.......hmmmm......so familiar. | |
| BobIshmael | Now that's entertainment. | |
| * BobIshmael stares at DZ. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmmm..... | |
| BobIshmael | Just visit the site. | |
| berlyte | oki | |
| DarkonZero | Bob......are you Sirius? | |
| berlyte | i´m going now | |
| BobIshmael | Are you sure? | |
| DarkonZero | Later..... | |
| BobIshmael | You don't seem to be going. | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe you should try again. | |
| DarkonZero | Man, I just found out mIRC 5.6 is out.......I found out yesterday. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'beenhere.wav' | ||
| [Prometheus SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | And it come out in June. | |
| DarkonZero | come to came | |
| BobIshmael | I'm still using 5.41 | |
| berlyte | r u in NY? | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....you ninny! | |
| Prometheus | I got 5.6 quite a few weeks ago. | |
| BobIshmael | I know, I'm sorry. I can't help it. | |
| DarkonZero | Prom....don't rub it in! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'beenhere.wav' | ||
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| * Sound request: can't find 'dmintro.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| berlyte | r u in NY? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not. | |
| BobIshmael | Am I? | |
| berlyte | ...lol | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.....Bob, you are on your island. | |
| berlyte | u r very... mistireous... | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, yes. I forgot. | |
| BobIshmael | He's a mistress? | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, I had no idea. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'ftf.wav' | ||
| [Prometheus SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'so_close.wav' | ||
| [Prometheus SOUND] | ||
| *** BobIshmael changes topic to 'DZ, the mistress.' | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmm....I am? | |
| Prometheus | hehehe | |
| DarkonZero | Weird. | |
| DarkonZero | Or is it/ | |
| DarkonZero | the / to ? | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | NOOOOO! | |
| DarkonZero | Not that sound.... | |
| * BobIshmael cracks up. | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | One more time? | |
| DarkonZero | Why did I make that sound? | |
| Prometheus | Noooo! | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | WHY!?!?!?! | |
| BobIshmael | Because you're a great guy? | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Am I? | |
| Prometheus | lol | |
| BobIshmael | No. | |
| berlyte | jesus... | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....I thought so. | |
| berlyte | r u on drugs? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'xftheme.wav' | ||
| [Prometheus SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Probably. | |
| berlyte | :)))) | |
| DarkonZero | No......we are always like this......on drugs. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| berlyte | :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) | |
| BobIshmael | Are YOU on drugs? | |
| berlyte | right now... no... but.. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not......on drugs.......rugs maybe, not drugs. | |
| berlyte | i like to smoke haxixe sometimes... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'fema.wav' | ||
| [Prometheus SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Prom.......what happened to the 17th version of yourself? | |
| DarkonZero | I miss that version. | |
| BobIshmael | Haxixe? Is that some new Portirican drug? | |
| Prometheus | The #s won't fit here. | |
| BobIshmael | He's up to number 2000 now. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN YOU PROM!!!!!! | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob.....stop.....it freaks me out...though it is me. | |
| berlyte | i dont understand anything.... | |
| BobIshmael | Most people don't. | |
| berlyte | i going out | |
| DarkonZero | You never will. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Later. | |
| berlyte | be coll | |
| berlyte | be cool | |
| * BobIshmael makes boogie boogie noises at DZ. | ||
| DarkonZero | BOB! | |
| *** berlyte has left #Deep13 | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'holodoor.wav' | ||
| * Prom2000 9,1See you later,4 berlyte!! | ||
| BobIshmael | Be afraid, be very afraid. | |
| Prometheus | !xfquote | |
| DarkonZero | Hey....whatever just left. | |
| Prom2000 | 4,1The X Files Quotes:9,1 "They have only one policy, deny everything." --Mr. X, "Ascension" | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Mr. X? | |
| BobIshmael | What about Mr. T? | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| BobIshmael | Get some T quuotes. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| [Prometheus SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey...they had a site on Internet Tonight...it had Mr. T fighting Darth Maul. | |
| BobIshmael | Joy. | |
| [Prometheus SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Internet Tonight?! | |
| DarkonZero | A ZDTV show. | |
| BobIshmael | Ah. | |
| BobIshmael | Whatever happened to "The Site?" | |
| BobIshmael | That was the only good show on MSNBC. | |
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| BobIshmael | In fact, it was the first show I watched on MSNBC. | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOO....THAT SHOW WAS THE ONLY THING THAT MADE ME WATCH MSNBC. | |
| BobIshmael | *sigh* | |
| DarkonZero | That Soledad........ | |
| Prom2000 | 9,1What's wrong,4,1 BobIshmael9,1?? | |
| BobIshmael | Indeed. | |
| DarkonZero | SOLEDAD SOLD OUT! | |
| DarkonZero | She now works for MSNBC. | |
| BobIshmael | Um... Didn't she always work for MSNBC? | |
| BobIshmael | I think I'll gave a Rolo. | |
| DarkonZero | No.....she used to work for the Discovery Channel when it had a tech show. | |
| BobIshmael | Rolo anybody? | |
| BobIshmael | What tech show was that? | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot what it was called.......had some host named Don Blue. | |
| BobIshmael | I don't think I ever saw it. | |
| DarkonZero | I bet Soledad would had put a sexual harrassment lawsuit on Dev if Dev continued on with his uh........messing around. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, she would have. | |
| BobIshmael | Man, I miss that show. | |
| * BobIshmael sighs. | ||
| DarkonZero | Now.....there is Kate Batello......on The Screen Savers. | |
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| * BobIshmael visits The Site's site. | ||
| DarkonZero | it's still there.....though not updated. | |
| DarkonZero | At all. | |
| DarkonZero | I visited it earlier this year. | |
| DarkonZero | Is it still up? | |
| BobIshmael | Yep. | |
| DarkonZero | I thought so. | |
| BobIshmael | I used to post on The Site's Bboard. | |
| BobIshmael | They killed it the second the show died, though. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Goto www.zdtv.com.......find a new community there. | |
| BobIshmael | Eh, I'd rather not. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok then.......idiot. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey.....the Surf Guru....he's cool. | |
| [Prometheus SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Actually....he's weird. | |
| DarkonZero | Like us. | |
| *** BobIshmael changes topic to 'DZ, the mistress. Bob, king idiot.' | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'nuts.wav' | ||
| [Prometheus SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | NUTS! | |
| DarkonZero | MY NUTS! | |
| DarkonZero | MY NUTS? | |
| DarkonZero | MY NUTS? | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | MY NUTS! | |
| BobIshmael | Yes. | |
| [Prometheus SOUND] | ||
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| * Sound request: can't find 'stopthatpigeon.wav' | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero goes and gets an IBC root beer...... | ||
| BobIshmael | Ooh.. IBC. | |
| * DarkonZero is back. | ||
| BobIshmael | That was quick. | |
| *** Prom2000 has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarkonZero | Actually......I went to get it when you played that sound. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh.. | |
| DarkonZero | and I just typed that stuff. | |
| BobIshmael | Ah. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I got Whipper Snapples too! | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, can you do me a favor? | |
| BobIshmael | Sure you can! | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.....what? | |
| BobIshmael | Call in sick and goto DefCon. | |
| DarkonZero | Friday.....I can go.....it's my day off. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh! You'll do it today? Thanks! | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.....sure I will........good friend. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'crank.wav' | ||
| [Prometheus SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | CRANK! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'crank.wav' | ||
| [Prometheus SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | CRANK! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'crank.wav' | ||
| [Prometheus SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| BobIshmael | Uh-oh.. What's today's date? | |
| DarkonZero | STOP THAT PIGEON! | |
| [Prometheus SOUND] | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | July 13...1989. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'x-files.mid' | ||
| [Prometheus SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | 13?! | |
| DarkonZero | Yes.....13. | |
| BobIshmael | Um... Then methinks DefCon is over. | |
| DarkonZero | AWWWWW DAMN! | |
| DarkonZero | I did want to go. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMNED IT! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMNED IT! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMNED IT! | |
| BobIshmael | 9-11th, it says. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMNED IT! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMNED IT! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMNED IT! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMNED IT! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMNED IT! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMNED IT! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMNED IT! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMNED IT! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMNED IT! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMNED IT! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMNED IT! | |
| DarkonZero | I did want to go. | |
| DarkonZero | I did want to go. | |
| DarkonZero | I did want to go. | |
| BobIshmael | Took the words right out of my mouth. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMNED IT! | |
| BobIshmael | As did I. | |
| BobIshmael | You did want to go. | |
| BobIshmael | DAMNED IT! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMNED IT! | |
| BobIshmael | You did want to go. | |
| Prometheus | Well, I got to go. See you all later. | |
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| BobIshmael | Adidas.' | |
| BobIshmael | -' | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
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| [Prometheus SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Why shoes? | |
| BobIshmael | Why not? | |
| DarkonZero | True. | |
| *** Prometheus has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| * DarkonZero finishes his IBC root beer......and lets out a big one! | ||
| BobIshmael | Whoo! | |
| * BobIshmael reads a journal of DefCon events. | ||
| DarkonZero | STOP!. | |
| BobIshmael | Stop? | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| BobIshmael | http://www.fictitious.net/NewsZone/defcon7/defcon.html | |
| DarkonZero | Later.....maybe. | |
| BobIshmael | That's as close as we'll get. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well...... | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah true. | |
| * BobIshmael sighs. | ||
| BobIshmael | Oh well.. | |
| DarkonZero | STOP THAT PIGEON! | |
| DarkonZero | NOW! | |
| BobIshmael | No use crying over spilt rootbeer. | |
| DarkonZero | Shut up! | |
| BobIshmael | Nab him, jab him, tab him, grab him. | |
| * DarkonZero runs off. | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| * BobIshmael nabs, jabs, tabs, and grabs DZ. | ||
| BobIshmael | Wait.. Not grab. | |
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| BobIshmael | STAB! | |
| DarkonZero | OWWWWWW! | |
| BobIshmael | YAY! | |
| *** Sentroid99 has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Sentroid99[cc434209-a.avnl1.nj.home.com]) | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.......everyone is leaving.......why? | |
| BobIshmael | Sent is asleep. | |
| DarkonZero | Why? | |
| BobIshmael | He just is. | |
| DarkonZero | Why? | |
| BobIshmael | Probably to avoid going insane. | |
| DarkonZero | Why? | |
| BobIshmael | Because he wants to remain sane. | |
| DarkonZero | Why? | |
| BobIshmael | Because he enjoys being sane. | |
| DarkonZero | Why? | |
| BobIshmael | Because he's stupid. | |
| DarkonZero | Insanity is the root of genius. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....sometimes. | |
| DarkonZero | Look at me. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm one. | |
| BobIshmael | One what? | |
| DarkonZero | Or am I? | |
| DarkonZero | A genius. | |
| * BobIshmael looks at DZ. | ||
| BobIshmael | If you say so. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Wait....I'm a womanizer. | |
| BobIshmael | And a raging alcoholic. | |
| DarkonZero | No......I don't drink the alchyhol. | |
| DarkonZero | Just a touchy-feely guy on girls......that's all. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, yeah. That's me. | |
| BobIshmael | Is that so wrong? | |
| DarkonZero | Me......touchy-feely. | |
| DarkonZero | On girls.... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm....I better quit....or I might get a lawsuit coming my way. | |
| BobIshmael | Like Dev Null. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| BobIshmael | Yep. | |
| DarkonZero | If De read what I been just saying.......she'd kill me. | |
| DarkonZero | I think so. | |
| DarkonZero | at least. | |
| BobIshmael | I think she'd kill you anyway. | |
| DarkonZero | She'd might kill me. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh she will, eh? | |
| DarkonZero | Yah...she will. | |
| BobIshmael | Yes. | |
| * DarkonZero ponders his death. | ||
| BobIshmael | What's it like? | |
| DarkonZero | Nothing much..... | |
| BobIshmael | What color? | |
| DarkonZero | A lot of pastels...... | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.....how the hell did I get in the women's restroom? | |
| BobIshmael | Odd. | |
| BobIshmael | Try looking around abit. | |
| * DarkonZero looks around. | ||
| DarkonZero | EEEEWWWWW.......squatting everywhere! | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| * DarkonZero gets out as fast as he can. | ||
| BobIshmael | Not a pleasant death, eh? | |
| BobIshmael | Hey! You're dead! | |
| DarkonZero | No.......not at all. | |
| DarkonZero | Am I? | |
| BobIshmael | I'm not sure anymore. | |
| * BobIshmael is watching PBS, for some reason. | ||
| DarkonZero | Weird thing today at work........I asked a girl that we should go in the back room......she interpreted it as if I wanted to....you know...... | |
| DarkonZero | Switch today with yesterday. | |
| DarkonZero | I meant to rest from working....... | |
| DarkonZero | To go into the back room..... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmmm...... | |
| DarkonZero | Is this getting through? | |
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| * DarkonZero sees the words bounce off Bob's thick skull. | ||
| DarkonZero | Well.....Sent is back..... | |
| DarkonZero | He's still sleeping. | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| BobIshmael | Duh? | |
| BobIshmael | Huh? | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| BobIshmael | Well, what did you mean by go to the back room? | |
| BobIshmael | Is that some hip, new Vegas slang? | |
| DarkonZero | Just to rest......but I did say it a certain way. | |
| BobIshmael | To rest, eh? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...to rest. | |
| BobIshmael | How, pray tell, did you say it? | |
| DarkonZero | Uh......sorta suavely. | |
| DarkonZero | That's why.......we were all acting weird. | |
| BobIshmael | Okay, you lost me. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....I did. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| DarkonZero | Where did I lose ya? | |
| DarkonZero | Wyoming? | |
| DarkonZero | Idaho> | |
| DarkonZero | > to ? | |
| BobIshmael | No, Alabama. | |
| DarkonZero | Ahhh.....hick. | |
| BobIshmael | You lose me here. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....nevermind......it was just all weird. | |
| BobIshmael | Err.. | |
| BobIshmael | Lost. | |
| DarkonZero | But fun. | |
| BobIshmael | That's the most entertaining thing I've heard today, so please continue. | |
| DarkonZero | Actually....that's it..... | |
| DarkonZero | Except the fact every guy was grabbing her rear after that. | |
| BobIshmael | Ah. | |
| DarkonZero | Even me. | |
| BobIshmael | Your stories really bite. | |
| DarkonZero | Couln't help myself. | |
| DarkonZero | Couln't to Couldn't | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...they do bite. | |
| BobIshmael | Vicious bastards. | |
| DarkonZero | WHAT? | |
| BobIshmael | Your stories. | |
| DarkonZero | It was all in fun. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh..... | |
| BobIshmael | They have rabies. | |
| DarkonZero | I thought you meant. | |
| BobIshmael | Ah. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.....me | |
| DarkonZero | And the other guys. | |
| BobIshmael | Well.. You are, but I was referring to your stories this time. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....I got ya. | |
| DarkonZero | Though you lost me. | |
| BobIshmael | Where at? | |
| DarkonZero | Vermont. | |
| BobIshmael | That's odd, I was never in Vermont. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.......you were...... | |
| DarkonZero | AND GET ME DAMMIT! | |
| BobIshmael | I'm sorry, just hitch a ride on Amtrak. | |
| DarkonZero | NO.....I don't wanna die! | |
| DarkonZero | And don't suggest Valuejet either. | |
| BobIshmael | Well, I want you to. | |
| BobIshmael | AmTrak. | |
| BobIshmael | Ride. | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| BobIshmael | And, | |
| BobIshmael | "." | |
| BobIshmael | Die. | |
| BobIshmael | It's a value. | |
| BobIshmael | "Amtrak, ride us and die." | |
| BobIshmael | That's a good slogan. | |
| DarkonZero | That's their new slogan. | |
| BobIshmael | Is it? | |
| DarkonZero | Hey.....make that the topic. | |
| DarkonZero | See what we get. | |
| BobIshmael | You can make that the topic yourself. | |
| DarkonZero | Or is it too....... | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot the word. | |
| *** BobIshmael changes topic to 'Amtrak, ride us and die.' | ||
| DarkonZero | Mini Me......no humping the topic. | |
| BobIshmael | It's /topic #deep13 This is the topic, btw. | |
| DarkonZero | I know...... | |
| DarkonZero | Iiot. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMMIT! | |
| BobIshmael | And you didn't get to go to DefCon. | |
| *** DarkonZero changes topic to 'This is the topic......and you'll like it!' | ||
| *** DarkonZero changes topic to 'This is the topic......and you'll like it, VERY MUCH!' | ||
| * Sentroid99 1,114 I a15m AW14AY2 [12 •9 Sleeping. BBlater today. 12 •2 ]14 P15age14r 2 [12 •9 off 12 •2 ] 14Ti15me Aw14ay 2 [12 •9 1hr 45mins 12 •2 ] | ||
| *** BobIshmael sets mode: +o Sentroid99 | ||
| *** BobIshmael sets mode: -o BobIshmael | ||
| BobIshmael | Neat trick... | |
| *** BobIshmael is now known as callipyg | ||
| *** Sentroid99 sets mode: +o callipyg | ||
| *** DarkonZero changes topic to 'This is the topic......and you'll like it, VERY MUCH! Or Bob will at your hamdingers.' | ||
| *** callipyg is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| BobIshmael | What about the Amtrak deal? | |
| DarkonZero | Naw......it sucked. | |
| BobIshmael | Okay, I thought so. | |
| *** DarkonZero changes topic to 'This is the topic......and you'll like it, VERY MUCH! Or Bob will eat your hamdingers.' | ||
| * BobIshmael ats hamdingers. | ||
| * BobIshmael ats some Rolos. | ||
| *** DarkonZero changes topic to '<BobIshmael> Why does everyone want to be like...you know, me.' | ||
| BobIshmael | Everyone does, though. | |
| *** DarkonZero changes topic to '<BobIshmael> Why does everyone want to be like...you know, me...a raving drunk!' | ||
| BobIshmael | You do and you know it. | |
| BobIshmael | Yea- Heeey! | |
| *** DarkonZero changes topic to '<BobIshmael> Why does everyone want to be like...you know, me...a raving drunk and admitted hamdinger eater.' | ||
| BobIshmael | I at hamdingers, damn you! There's nothing wrong with that! | |
| *** DarkonZero changes topic to '<BobIshmael> Why does everyone want to be like...you know, me...a raving drunk and admitted hamdinger eater, who watches MSNBC.' | ||
| *** DarkonZero changes topic to '<BobIshmael> Why does everyone want to be like...you know, me...a raving drunk and admitted hamdinger eater, who watches MSNBC 24/7.' | ||
| BobIshmael | And? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm thinking. | |
| DarkonZero | You add. | |
| *** DarkonZero changes topic to '<BobIshmael> Why does everyone want to be like...you know, me...a raving drunk and admitted hamdinger eater, who watches MSNBC 24/7 in his underoos with Scooby-' | ||
| DarkonZero | D'OH! | |
| *** DarkonZero changes topic to '<BobIshmael> Why does everyone want to be like...you know, me...a raving drunk and admitted hamdinger eater, who watches MSNBC 24/7 in his underoos.' | ||
| BobIshmael | Scooby D'oh? | |
| DarkonZero | There.....that'll attract someone. | |
| BobIshmael | It will not. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok it won't. | |
| BobIshmael | And if it does, it'll probably be some foriegner. | |
| DarkonZero | Asking what hamdingers are...... | |
| DarkonZero | Or underoos for that matter. | |
| DarkonZero | Or MSNBC...... | |
| BobIshmael | Or who I am. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah..... | |
| BobIshmael | I have a sudden urge to listen to Phillip Glass. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DarkonZero | Got for it..... | |
| DarkonZero | Or listen to that MP3 I sent ya. | |
| BobIshmael | I suppose I could. | |
| DarkonZero | DO IT! | |
| BobIshmael | But.. Phillip Glass. | |
| DarkonZero | Glass....suck.....butt! | |
| DarkonZero | Glass....sucks.....butt! | |
| DarkonZero | Cigar butts. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | So.. | |
| DarkonZero | AT IT! | |
| BobIshmael | At what? | |
| DarkonZero | Nothing. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| BobIshmael | 'kay. | |
| * Sentroid99 1,114 I a15m AW14AY2 [12 •9 Sleeping. BBlater today. 12 •2 ]14 P15age14r 2 [12 •9 off 12 •2 ] 14Ti15me Aw14ay 2 [12 •9 2hrs 12 •2 ] | ||
| BobIshmael | Liar. | |
| * BobIshmael will BRB: Food | ||
| * DarkonZero is back | ||
| * BobIshmael isn't. | ||
| BobIshmael | Or am I? | |
| DarkonZero | Shuttup! | |
| BobIshmael | No. | |
| DarkonZero | Weenie! | |
| BobIshmael | I know you are but what am I? | |
| DarkonZero | A weenie! | |
| BobIshmael | I know you are, but what am I? | |
| DarkonZero | A weenie! | |
| DarkonZero | I won@! | |
| BobIshmael | I know you are, but what am I? | |
| DarkonZero | I won! | |
| DarkonZero | A weenie! | |
| BobIshmael | Did not. | |
| DarkonZero | I won! | |
| BobIshmael | Did not. | |
| BobIshmael | I know you are, but what am I? | |
| DarkonZero | A weenie! | |
| BobIshmael | I know you are, but what am I? | |
| DarkonZero | A weenie! | |
| BobIshmael | I know you are, but what am I? | |
| DarkonZero | A weenie! | |
| BobIshmael | I know you are, but what am I? | |
| DarkonZero | A weenie! | |
| BobIshmael | I know you are, but what am I? | |
| DarkonZero | A weenie! | |
| BobIshmael | I know you are, but what am I? | |
| DarkonZero | D'oH! | |
| DarkonZero | I lost | |
| BobIshmael | I won! | |
| DarkonZero | Weenie! | |
| BobIshmael | YAY! | |
| BobIshmael | I know you are, but what am I? | |
| DarkonZero | Well....I'm out..... | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be back later! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be back later...he's goin' to do other things. | ||
| DarkonZero | Later...all! | |
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Tue Jul 13 06:36:43 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Tue Jul 13 10:21:41 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Err?' | ||
| *** Set by BobIshmael on Tue Jul 13 08:35:46 | ||
| * DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room! | ||
| Cal | howdy! | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| Cal | DZ, Boggy Creek 2 is on | |
| Cal | is going to be on | |
| DarkonZero | Rally? | |
| DarkonZero | Really? | |
| DarkonZero | When? | |
| Cal | on Encore | |
| DarkonZero | Oh..... | |
| DarkonZero | I don't have that channel. | |
| Cal | 1:40 | |
| *** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Locdog07 | Hey!!! | |
| Cal | howdy! | |
| * BobIshmael looks up to see DZ and Loc enter. | ||
| BobIshmael | DZ! Loc! | |
| *** DarkonZero changes topic to 'Why is it that everyone is everyone.' | ||
| *** DarkonZero changes topic to 'Why is it that everyone is everyone?' | ||
| DarkonZero | BOB! | |
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| *** Cal sets mode: +oo DarkonZero Locdog07 | ||
| * BobIshmael looks around. | ||
| * Cal squirts extra hot tabasco sauce into Sent's mouth | ||
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| BobIshmael | Okay. | |
| * BobIshmael runs around in circles. | ||
| * Cal runs around | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob runs into Urkel's? | |
| * Cal runs into Bob | ||
| BobIshmael | Ow! | |
| Cal | OOPMTH | |
| BobIshmael | What's wrong with you? | |
| DarkonZero | Me? | |
| * Cal falls down flat on his face | ||
| DarkonZero | Or Loc? | |
| DarkonZero | Or Cal? | |
| DarkonZero | Or Sent? | |
| Cal | Or Cal | |
| DarkonZero | Or Bob? | |
| BobIshmael | You and Cal. | |
| DarkonZero | Me.....I'm awake. | |
| DarkonZero | That's all. | |
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| BobIshmael | That's not right at all. | |
| * Sentroid99 1,114 I a15m AW14AY2 [12 •9 Sleeping. BBlater today. 12 •2 ]14 P15age14r 2 [12 •9 off 12 •2 ] 14Ti15me Aw14ay 2 [12 •9 5hrs 59mins 58secs 12 •2 ] | ||
| DarkonZero | Sent is always away..... | |
| DarkonZero | He's Sent Away. | |
| DarkonZero | Haha.....made a funny. | |
| Cal | Sent must have been sedated | |
| *** Bozarth has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Cal | howdy | |
| DarkonZero | BOZ! | |
| *** Cal sets mode: +o Bozarth | ||
| Bozarth | hi all | |
| Locdog07 | Hey Boz | |
| BobIshmael | Boz. | |
| Bozarth | how's everyone doing? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....did Bob have his shots? | |
| Cal | great | |
| DarkonZero | Does anyone know if Bob had his shots? | |
| BobIshmael | Which ones? | |
| DarkonZero | Of whiskey. | |
| BobIshmael | Not yet. | |
| Bozarth | Rabies? | |
| DarkonZero | DO IT NOW! | |
| BobIshmael | Yes'm. | |
| * DarkonZero knows what everyone is thinking. | ||
| BobIshmael | No one was thinking that until you said it. | |
| * DarkonZero knows what everyone is thinking. | ||
| BobIshmael | I certainly wasn't. | |
| Bozarth | uh-huh | |
| Bozarth | whatever | |
| DarkonZero | And I knew that someone would say "Uh-huh". | |
| Bozarth | what am I thinking then? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....enough of that.........pissing people off is a done duty. | |
| DarkonZero | Boz....you want to kill Bob. | |
| * Cal is about to do something EVIL... | ||
| Bozarth | no...I want cheese sticks | |
| DarkonZero | That defeats the purpose Cal. | |
| DarkonZero | Boz....you want to kill Bob with cheesesticks.... | |
| DarkonZero | See. | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| BobIshmael | Boz....you don't. | |
| * Cal stabs Bob with a cheese stick | ||
| * BobIshmael giggles. | ||
| BobIshmael | Knock it off. | |
| Bozarth | uh.... | |
| * DarkonZero stares at Bob......cause of his giggle......girly giggle. | ||
| BobIshmael | Shut up. Just shut up. | |
| *** Monad has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Cal | !Monad | |
| DarkonZero | Boz.......see what you started. | |
| Bozarth | oh no | |
| Bozarth | not Monad | |
| Locdog07 | Nooo... | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOOOOO! | |
| Bozarth | !no | |
| Monad | 4 !no Is Not A Valid Command | |
| Cal | don't worry, I deleted the kick thing | |
| Bozarth | shut up bot | |
| Bozarth | good | |
| Cal | see... asswipe | |
| DarkonZero | My nads..... | |
| Cal | its off | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Bozarth | Stupid goody-goody bot | |
| * Bozarth kicks monad | ||
| DarkonZero | !MONAD | |
| -Monad- 9,1 Here are my commands: MST3k: !mquote (MST quote) !episode (MST episode) !msched (This month's MST episodes) Food Commands: !milk !food Other: !redneck !smith !irr | ||
| DarkonZero | !redneck | |
| Monad | 9,1 You might be a redneck if - There has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door. | |
| Bozarth | I got a redneck joke | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....it sucks...kill it. | |
| Bozarth | It happened to me | |
| Cal | !stupid | |
| Monad | 9,1 I like lettuce | |
| *** Monad was kicked by BobIshmael (You might be a redneck...) | ||
| *** Monad has joined #deep13 | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'booted.wav' | ||
| * Monad 4,1 OUCH!!!!!, 9,1 That looked like it hurt!!1,8:) | ||
| Cal | !jump up my butt | |
| Monad | 9,1 jumps up Cal 's butt | |
| Cal | lol | |
| DarkonZero | EEEEW! | |
| Cal | !episode | |
| Monad | 9,1 302- GAMERA | |
| DarkonZero | !jump up Bob's butt | |
| Bozarth | that's it? | |
| Monad | 4 !jump up Bob's butt Is Not A Valid Command | |
| DarkonZero | !idiot | |
| Monad | 4 !idiot Is Not A Valid Command | |
| DarkonZero | !moron | |
| Monad | 4 !moron Is Not A Valid Command | |
| DarkonZero | !crapface | |
| Monad | 4 !crapface Is Not A Valid Command | |
| Cal | Boggy Creek 2: and the legend continues is on | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmmm..... | |
| Bozarth | !boogerlips | |
| Monad | 4 !boogerlips Is Not A Valid Command | |
| DarkonZero | Oh poo! | |
| Bozarth | !cacamouth | |
| Monad | 4 !cacamouth Is Not A Valid Command | |
| DarkonZero | !jump | |
| Monad | 4 !jump Is Not A Valid Command | |
| Locdog07 | Hey, Barbbb spelled Callipygeas wrong. | |
| Locdog07 | Or whatever it is | |
| BobIshmael | I can't spell it right. | |
| Locdog07 | heh...me neither | |
| Bozarth | I can't SAY it right | |
| BobIshmael | Cah-lippy-gee-us. | |
| Locdog07 | Or... | |
| Locdog07 | Calli-pih-gee-as... | |
| Cal | hmmm | |
| DarkonZero | Or.... | |
| Locdog07 | Bite me. | |
| DarkonZero | Pronounce-some-other-time. | |
| Bozarth | Or Ch-eez-Stih-cks | |
| BobIshmael | Me too. | |
| Locdog07 | I really wish I could take screen caps... | |
| BobIshmael | Boz, can I suscribe to your quote mailing list? It looks real neat. | |
| Locdog07 | Of Brainiac, I mean. | |
| BobIshmael | I wish you could too. | |
| Cal | hmmm It the sequel to Boggy Creek 2 | |
| Bozarth | How'd you hear about that? | |
| Locdog07 | heh... | |
| BobIshmael | It was on your site. | |
| * Sentroid99 1,114 I a15m AW14AY2 [12 •9 Sleeping. BBlater today. 12 •2 ]14 P15age14r 2 [12 •9 off 12 •2 ] 14Ti15me Aw14ay 2 [12 •9 6hrs 14mins 58secs 12 •2 ] | ||
| Bozarth | really? | |
| DarkonZero | SENT! | |
| BobIshmael | Let me check. Yes. | |
| DarkonZero | WE KNOW YOU'RE AWAY! | |
| Cal | Sent is the sleeping beauty | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'wesawhimper.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Cal | someone kiss Sent so he wakes up | |
| BobIshmael | 6hours is plenty. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey....let us beat him up.......just for the hell of it. | |
| * Locdog07 watches Bob kiss Sent | ||
| * DarkonZero kicks Sent. | ||
| BobIshmael | HEY! | |
| * BobIshmael kicks Loc. | ||
| BobIshmael | Stupid crummy Loc. | |
| * Locdog07 kicks Cal. | ||
| Cal | ow | |
| * BobIshmael kicks Cal. | ||
| Cal | ow | |
| * Bozarth goes to check | ||
| DarkonZero | EVERYONE KICK CAL! | |
| * Cal kicks Cal. | ||
| Cal | ow | |
| * DarkonZero kicks Cal. | ||
| Cal | NOOOO! | |
| Cal | ow | |
| BobIshmael | Boz, did you check? | |
| * DarkonZero kicks Cal. | ||
| * DarkonZero kicks Cal. | ||
| * DarkonZero kicks Cal. | ||
| Cal | ow | |
| Cal | ow | |
| Cal | ow | |
| Cal | ow | |
| Bozarth | Where is it? | |
| DarkonZero | That's one "ow" too many. | |
| BobIshmael | It's on your site. | |
| BobIshmael | I checked. | |
| BobIshmael | And you did too. | |
| BobIshmael | So there. | |
| Bozarth | Where is it, bob? | |
| Cal | HEY! Theres a guy who looks just like the old man from Hobgoblins in Boggy Creek | |
| BobIshmael | Seriously? | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| Cal | yeah | |
| Cal | he sounds like him and he has HUGE eyebrows | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | stopthatpigeon.wav?????? | |
| Locdog07 | Me want | |
| Bozarth | Bob, I don't see it | |
| BobIshmael | What was the TS encounted address? | |
| BobIshmael | Err.. | |
| BobIshmael | What was the TS encounter address? | |
| Bozarth | oh | |
| Bozarth | that's different then | |
| BobIshmael | It is? | |
| Bozarth | but how'd you get the url? | |
| BobIshmael | You gave it to me, dimwit. | |
| Locdog07 | Well...at least Sampo and Erhardt confirmed that the guys at Lucas Arts are raging MSTies... | |
| BobIshmael | Pay attention. | |
| * BobIshmael fwaps Boz. | ||
| Bozarth | I mean for the Quotes | |
| BobIshmael | It's on the same site. | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I GOTTA GO.....LITERALLY! | |
| Locdog07 | Bye DZ | |
| BobIshmael | I'm so happy he told us. | |
| Bozarth | yeah, but how did you find it! | |
| DarkonZero | Later all...... | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Tue Jul 13 10:48:16 1999 | ||
| Session Start: Tue Jul 13 23:47:53 1999 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '"We found Crow. He tried to run away. So we left some cheese out." --http://mstiegate.cjb.net' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Tue Jul 13 21:07:26 | ||
| * DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room! | ||
| sentroid91 | hello there | |
| DarkonZero | Hello..... | |
| Prometheus | Hi, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey Prom. | |
| sentroid91 | hello there | |
| DarkonZero | Hello..... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| Prometheus | Hi, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey Prom. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....enough with the Mobieus strip. | |
| DarkonZero | HEY! | |
| CallipyG | hi Prometheus, DZ | |
| sentroid91 | wb, Callip | |
| DarkonZero | Hey CG. | |
| * CallipyG has to go | ||
| CallipyG | i need to talk to De thou... | |
| CallipyG | +gh | |
| DarkonZero | See ya later......CG. | |
| sentroid91 | don't we all | |
| sentroid91 | c-ya | |
| CallipyG | um...we do? | |
| Prometheus | See ya, CG. | |
| sentroid91 | I know I do. | |
| DarkonZero | What happened? | |
| CallipyG | why? | |
| DarkonZero | Or is it not that important. | |
| sentroid91 | just for stuff. | |
| sentroid91 | She's on AIM anyway | |
| CallipyG | realy? hmm. | |
| sentroid91 | unless it's her wicked sister | |
| DarkonZero | She was on ICQ...then dropped off quick. | |
| CallipyG | is she ON aim, or just "present" on aim? | |
| sentroid91 | she's present | |
| sentroid91 | not talking, but active | |
| CallipyG | well, i'll go to icq then | |
| CallipyG | DZ, do i have you on icq? | |
| DarkonZero | She's not on.....or she is invisible...like I am. | |
| DarkonZero | CG....you don't have me..... | |
| CallipyG | 8726206 | |
| DarkonZero | 17871456 | |
| *** CallipyG has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| Prometheus | !mst | |
| sentroid91 | <sentroid99> hmm... | |
| sentroid91 | <DarkCreature> DAMN YOU!!!! | |
| sentroid91 | * DarkCreature kicks sentroid | |
| sentroid91 | <sentroid99> what? | |
| sentroid91 | <DarkCreature> we were trying to ggo for 4 in a row | |
| sentroid91 | <sentroid99> ggo? | |
| sentroid91 | <sentroid99> an eggo? | |
| sentroid91 | <DarkCreature> no now shut up | |
| sentroid91 | <sentroid99> why? | |
| sentroid91 | <sentroid99> and if it's a dumb reason, add "why don't you?" to that sentence. | |
| sentroid91 | <sentroid99> weenie | |
| DarkonZero | HAHAHA! | |
| DarkonZero | When was this? | |
| sentroid91 | right now | |
| sentroid91 | <Jerel> Dammit sent | |
| sentroid91 | <sentroid99> well if you told me what the hell was going on, maybe i'd cooperate! | |
| sentroid91 | *** Jerel changes topic to 'Shhh....' | |
| sentroid91 | <sentroid99> I mean, it's not like i've been away working on my website, or anything... | |
| sentroid91 | <Jerel> Oh wel we can start again | |
| sentroid91 | <sentroid99> WHY with the SHH? | |
| sentroid91 | in #BotTestLab | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...back on old events.scifi.com, eh? | |
| sentroid91 | <sentroid99> You know, this is called a "chat" room, for a reason. | |
| sentroid91 | yup | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.....I'll drop from here and join you there..... | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Jul 14 00:02:50 1999 | ||
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