#Deep13_990606.log

Session Start: Sun Jun 06 17:38:21 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '"The wife is sure gonna be glad to see the me! We're going to have the sex!"'
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room!
BobIshmaelHey DZ.
Sentroid91hi Darkon
DarkonZeroBob...
DarkonZeroSent...
BobIshmaelAttend to anything recently?
DarkonZeroNope....
BobIshmaelThat's too bad....
DarkonZeroI'll attend to kickin' your arse though!
DarkonZeroNaw....too easy.
* DarkonZero is actin' funny cause he feels like it!
* BobIshmael looks up.
BobIshmaelYou can just stick to attending to Midway, if you don't mind.
DarkonZeroNo...I don't.
BobIshmaelDamn.
DarkonZeroI LIKE IT VERY MUCH!
BobIshmaelBootblacking?
Sentroid91Don't mind Ishie, Darkon.  He's having trouble with the people at the SVAM server.
DarkonZeroOh....I see.
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BobIshmaelMust you tell everyone?
BobIshmaelHey DK.
DarKrowHEEEEEEEEEERE"S DK!
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Sentroid91Yes. Especially DarKrow since he's been helpful fighting off TS
DarKrowWhat's up
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> I have megs of logs that prove that I'm an idiot, but not a malicious idiot.
Sentroid91DaimenK from the SVAM server has Bob k-lined because he thinks that he's this reichwolf guy
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....is ATTMTN abandoned once more?
BobIshmaelDunno.
BobIshmaelI suppose I haven't been posting.
* BobIshmael runs off to post.
DarkonZeroI posted a few times......
Sentroid91And I asked him to show me a log from when he was k-lined, and i've been waiting here for about an hour.
DarKrowhmm
DarkonZeroHmmmm......
DarkonZeroSlow poke....maybe.....or just not doin' anything.
BobIshmaelI'm betting on the latter.
DarkonZeroAs am I.....
DarkonZeroSo......fightin' off TS, eh?
DarKrowyep
DarkonZeroGood.
Sentroid91yup
DarKrowTS is an arsehole
DarkonZeroLike I didn't know.....
DarKrowWe need to stop him
DarkonZeroThe meglomaniac!
BobIshmael"He must be stopped!"
DarkonZeroWE SHALL SUCCEED!
* DarKrow wil BRB (Bathroom)
DarkonZero.......k
DarkonZeroWhat a response to "WE SHALL SUCCEED!
DarkonZeroBRB (Bathroom)
* DarKrow is back
BobIshmaelI liked it.
DarKrowYou know, in 2 more years there will be no more Star Trek Series
DarkonZeroWe know you did Bob.....you toilet lover!
BobIshmaelSo?
BobIshmaelDK: Good!
DarKrowNO MORE STARTREK!
DarkonZeroYAY!
BobIshmaelMST had outrun every Star Trek series.
DarKrowExcept for movies, reruns, action figures, collectable plates
BobIshmael"has"
DarkonZeroDAH.....merchandizing!
DarKrowFood, clothing, theme parks
DarkonZeroSTOP!
DarkonZeroSTOP!
DarkonZeroSTOP!
DarKrowunderwear
DarkonZeroNOOOOOOO!
BobIshmaelThe original one ran 3 years.. Second one around 8.. DS9 around the same, and Voyager will end in a few yaers.
BobIshmael"years"
DarKrowyep
* DarkonZero is disheartened by the thought.
DarKrowAfter tonote
DarKrowAfter tonite
DarKrowthere will only be one ST Series
DarKrowThe one with the sexy cyborg chick
* DarkonZero calls for something completely different.
DarKrowWhat's her name
DarkonZeroMy MALLET!
DarKrowthe girl in the skin tight outfits
DarkonZero2 out of 1 I guess.
BobIshmaelShe has a name?
BobIshmael7 of 11?
DarkonZero7 of 11-2.....
DarKrowI dunno
DarKrowShe's hot
DarkonZero...........
DarkonZeroUh......
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Raven-xhello everyone
DarkonZeroHey Rave!
* BobIshmael wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth.
DarkonZero.......k
Sentroid91hi Rav
DarKrowYo Raven!
Raven-xI was kicked off from the SW channel for saying 7,1George Lucas is a fat greedy pig
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BobIshmaelHe is.
DarKrowIt's true
Raven-xeveryone knows it
superspy-2JEEZ
Raven-xexcept for the fans
BobIshmaelExcept for the Star Wars fans.
superspy-2the phone rings and you walk away for 10 lousy minutes!
DarkonZeroI'm a fan......and I know that GL is a fat greedy pig.
DarKrowAfter tonight there will only be one star trek show left!
Raven-xwell does anyone need an explaination why?
DarKrowno
Raven-xok I guess not, that is good
DarKrowthe answer is The Schwartz
DarkonZeroRave....it's self-explanitory.
superspy-2raven: that was mean of them
superspy-2report the op
* BobIshmael stands on his head, for a change.
* BobIshmael gets some skin to call his own.
DarKrownaaah
DarkonZeroHmmmmm......non-typical Bob.
DarKrowthe Star Wars freaks are like us MSTies
BobIshmaelCrazy ol' Bob.
DarKrowremember the Joel/Mike wars
Raven-xoh yeah I came up with a list of Dalnet users, that I think will randomly msg them about GL being a greedy SOB
DarkonZeroThe Trek freaks are much more.
DarkonZeroHeheh......Rave......you got the evil bug.
Raven-xI hate SW/Trek freaks
DarkonZeroI'm a mild SW fan.
DarkonZeroTrek.......can't stand Trekkie!
DarkonZero+s to Trekkie!
Raven-xMovie making is a business to George Lucas, if he was only making the movie to please the fans, then he would be bankrupt, alot of people don't understand this
*** DarKrow changes topic to 'ANOTHER STAR TREK SHOW BITES THE DUST!'
Raven-xDeepSpace 9 went off the air on purpose
DarkonZeroTo garner ratings!
Raven-xyeah, and they also want to put DS9 into movies
* DarkonZero tries not to laugh.
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor!
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superspy-2actually, according to tv guide, ds9 isn't movie-bound
* BobIshmael built a little empire out of some crazy garbage called the blood of the exploited working class.
superspy-2they could be wrong, though
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DarKrowHey pen
Raven-xdid any of you people every buy the Mad Magazine Star Wars specials?
DarKrowno
Raven-xthey are hillarious
DarKrowi have a subscription
DarKrowi don't need more
Raven-xI have 95 and 99's Star Wars spectaculars
Raven-xdid you read that one about the 25 Star Wars films to come?
superspy-2cool
superspy-2star wars is good -- I'm not a die-hard, though
superspy-2I have a darth maul in my closet . that's about it
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DarKrowI like SW
Calvin-CroweHowdy!
DarKrowbut I'm not ravenous
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DarKrowHey C-C
Raven-xI stopped buying action figures by 1995
Calvin-CroweWhich ST show is ending?
Raven-xDS9
Raven-xI think
superspy-2why 1995?
Raven-xcause I relized George Lucas is a Fat Greedy Pig
Calvin-CroweI'm not much of a ST fan
superspy-2heh
Calvin-CroweI only like the one where Jeffery Hunter is the captian
Raven-xI can't be apart of his empire
Calvin-CroweYou gotta thank him for starting ILM
Calvin-CroweIndustrial Light and Magic
Raven-xno thanks
Raven-xIndustrial Light and MORONS
Calvin-CroweILM is the BEST special effects studio
DarkonZeroI thought it was Idiot, lamers, and morons.
DarkonZeroKiddin'/
Raven-xyesterday was a breakthrough for me, I have never felt so better
superspy-2I have a bigger beef with steven spielberg and the jurassic park machine
DarKrowYeah
DarKrowMichael Cricton wrote an incredible book
Raven-xand that all SW shows at the theater were not sold out, not even one of them
superspy-2the lost world, even as a book, was bad
DarKrowand Speilberg turned it into an unrecognizable piece of shit
superspy-2jurassic park the book was great; the movie was okay
Raven-xLost world was horrible
Raven-xeven the book was bad
DarKrowI liked the book
DarKrowThe movie was too bad even for MST
superspy-2the book was terrible, the movie was worse (didn't think it was possible).  yet, the sad irony is that it made it's money back
superspy-2thanks to the toys, no doubt
Raven-xI read Jurassic Park, before the movie came out, and Steven Spiledberg bypassed a thounsand things
DarKrowThe movie had promice
superspy-2as did I.  but that's bound to happen with any book --> movie translation
DarKrowbut whn i discovered that my favroite character from the book was taken out
Raven-xmainly cause of the length of the movie
DarKrowI was disgusted
superspy-2I read the book in 9th grade.  enlighten me, who was missing?
Raven-xwhich character? was it Malcom?
DarKrowR.B. Benton
DarKrowThe computer nerd
superspy-2ah.  well, wayne knight was a surprisngly good nerd
Raven-xumm, the one that Wayne played, or the one that Samuel L Jackson played?
DarkonZeroOk....I'll spew out movie names....and you all give me you criticism of the movies...ok!
Raven-xand besides that, they were supposed to have found Benton's vehicle
Raven-xok
DarkonZeroJohnny Mneumonic!
Raven-xnever seen it
DarkonZeroAnyone else.....
superspy-2one word:
superspy-2KEANU
DarkonZeroOk...that made sense.
DarkonZeroAnyone else....?
superspy-2lame story.....
DarkonZeroOk.....next one.
DarkonZeroUh.....
DarkonZeroClockwork Orange!
superspy-2can't suspend my disbelief in the fact that someone can simply plug into a computer and use their flippin' BRAIN to store data
DarkonZeroSS-2.....next movie.
superspy-2CO was kubrick.  the camerawork alone deserves an award
Raven-xwell it would make since, you know there is no limit to how much the brain can store information
DarkonZeroOk....back to JM.
* BobIshmael looks up.
DarkonZeroWell....in Jonny Mneumonic....there was a limit.
BobIshmaelCO! Whoo!
Raven-xhuh, there shouldn't have been
DarkonZeroWell...there was.....
* Calvin-Crowe is baq
DarkonZeroHe dumped a chuck of his memory to accomodate for the storage of data.
DarkonZerochuck to chunk
Raven-xthat doesn't make since
Raven-xI guess they wanted to make the movie interesting
DarkonZeroYeah.....confusing.
* BobIshmael has 5 since in his pocket.
superspy-2I'd buy the concept behind the matrix before the concept behind JM
Calvin-CroweWas I seeing things or was Samuel L. Jackson in Jurrasic Park?
DarkonZeroHe was!
superspy-2yes he was
Raven-xsee movie writers, all of them have no idea what they are writing about, so all movies usually have no real concept of science, not even Star Wars
DarkonZeroHe died!
superspy-2especially the light sabers
Calvin-CroweNo he didn't
superspy-2a beam of light exists infinitely.  
Calvin-CroweHe left before things got bad
DarkonZeroWell....the guy who wrote JM was not even into computers when he wrote the story back in 86.
superspy-2I think he was referring to the character....
superspy-2there you go
Calvin-CroweJust reapeat to yourself It's just a movie and I should really just relax...
superspy-2the 'net was mostly accurate
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superspy-2although I doubt webpages would ever be as slick as the ones showed in that movie
Raven-xI'm talking about all movies, so if you have to study for a physics exam or something, don't use you knpowledge from movies, cause I gurantee you will fail (unless they are educational films)
DarkonZeroWillian Gibson was the writer of the original short story and a creative consultant of the movie.
Calvin-CroweStar Trek has a lot of scientific realites
DarkonZeroMost fans of his works were disappointed of the movie
superspy-2Independence Day was a complete physics fantasy
Calvin-Croweyes, Indepenence Day was awful
Raven-xStar Wars was a complete Physics and Astronomy fantasy
DarkonZeroAin't that the truth!
superspy-2the mothership alone would've caused enough gravitational catastrophe to wipe us out without even setting a landing leg down on the planet
Calvin-Crowethe 30 seconds countdown was 90 seconds
DarkonZeroOk......the topic should be changed!
Raven-xID4 was trying to be like Sw
* BobIshmael /me waves his broomstick arms and does a parody of each unconscious thing DZ does.
Calvin-Croweyeah
BobIshmaelErr..
BobIshmaelLet's try of.
BobIshmaelOf?
BobIshmaelO-kay..
Calvin-CroweLight sabres could be a reality
Raven-xno they couldn't
* BobIshmael puts down the vodka and continues typing.
Calvin-Croweyes they could
* BobIshmael waves his broomstick arms and does a parody of each unconscious thing DZ does.
DarkonZeroOk......
BobIshmaelBetter?
* DarkonZero kicks Bob in the BLEEP!
Calvin-Crowethe light could be going back in forth so fast and they would go back so fast it would reach a certian distance
Raven-xlet's get real about it, when Luke was swinging his light saber at people in REturn of the Jedi, he didn't chop off anyone in half, yet Light sabers can cut through anything, and Luke was able to cut off Darth Vader's arm, how come he couldn't chop off anyone in half in the begining of the movie/
Raven-x?
DarkonZero?
superspy-2different types of metal/armor?
DarkonZeroEffects money......
Raven-xwell light needs a mirror for it to go back and forth
* BobIshmael has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of.
* DarkonZero thinks Bob should lay off the alchyhol!
BobIshmaelBut-b-It's fun.
Raven-xyou have to rember light isn't physicaly there, it is not matter
DarkonZeroUh-huh.....uh....your pants are down.
* BobIshmael pulls up his pants.
Calvin-CroweI would have to be physically here to explain how a lightsaber could really work
* BobIshmael wonders why everyone is discussing the physics of Star Wars.
DarkonZero?
Calvin-CroweLightsabers CAN be a reality
Calvin-CroweWe just don't have the technology
BobIshmaelLet me see if I car-NO!
DarkonZeroUh....guys....we're looking in too far on this subject.
superspy-2no they can't, calvin
Raven-xwelll I know that Teleportation is gonna be  reality pretty son
Raven-xsoon
BobIshmaelWAY too far.
Calvin-Croweok
superspy-2explain to me how YOU'd stop a beam of light from extending into infinity
* BobIshmael hits everyone with the clown hammer and demands the read what they've written.
superspy-2ow!
BobIshmaelYOU'RE MiSTies! ACT LIKE IT!
Calvin-Croweif it was "pulled" back VERY quickly it would appear to be a blade
DarkonZeroHey.....I stopped.
Raven-xLight Sabers cannot be a reality, Scientists were able to slow down the speed of light down to 35 miles an hour, but they used super cooled tanks that streteched for miles
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superspy-2pull light?
superspy-2riiiiiiiiight
DarKrowhey fox
DarkonZeroUh.....um....er.....
BobIshmaelOkay, seriously, this conversation is frightening me.
Calvin-Crowei said "pull" light I put "" because I have not a better word
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DarkonZeroOk....we freaked out an outsider!
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DarKrowbye fox
Locdog07Hey you
DarKrowWB Loc!
superspy-2hi loc
DarkonZeroOh...it's him!
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BobIshmaelRun, Loc!
DarkonZeroWB Sent!
BobIshmaelRun, Sent!
Sentroid91TA
DarkonZeroRUN!
Calvin-Croweok.....Can you prove that lightsabers will  NEVER be a reality
Raven-xwell just rember light doesn't exist as a form of matter, and it isn't on the peridoic table, so in other words light sabers couldn't exist
BobIshmaelCC, SHUT UP!
Sentroid91??
BobIshmaelRAVEN, SHUT UP!
DarkonZeroSTOP!
BobIshmaelSPY, SHUT UP!
BobIshmaelDear Frank!
Raven-xSHUT UP
Calvin-CroweI KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
* BobIshmael breaks down in tears.
* Locdog07 withdraws his gleaming, double bladed light saber and holds it in his pudgy Hutt fingers... 2,13((((((((((((((((((((((14,14||||||2,13)))))))))))))))))))))))
DarkonZeroNO!
* Locdog07 slices Raven and Cal in halfd
Locdog07That should prove it
superspy-2actually, on the side of calvin, light does have a duality
* Locdog07 turns off his light saber and puts it in his jumpsuit pocket. 14,14||||4,14O14,14|
DarkonZeroThat made it worse.
BobIshmaelNo.. more.. lightsabers!
superspy-2it exists as both an atom and a wave
DarkonZeroSTOP!
Calvin-Croweok
superspy-2however, even so it's still pretty impossible
BobIshmaelDOUBLE STOP!
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Calvin-Crowenothing is impossible
Raven-xall light is is energy, not an atom, light is not an atom, if it was it would be listed on the periodic table
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superspy-2sorry, bob.  despite my C in "the science of information technology" I walked away with a bit more knowledge than I thought I did
superspy-2raven: not so
superspy-2light simply has properties that are both related to atoms as well as waves
* BobIshmael cries.
Raven-xit doesn't exist as an atom, I'm sorry
superspy-2dammit, take a physics class
* DarkonZero shakes his head....looks up and screams "WHY, WHY, WHY???"
BobIshmaelPlease.. stop.
Locdog07Raven, if Light can't do any harm, why do lasers cause so much damage?
Raven-xLight is energy given off by atoms
Raven-xit's a chemical reaction
BobIshmaelLoc, don't join them. Please?
Locdog07k
superspy-2light is NOT a chemical reaction
* BobIshmael continues sobbing.
Calvin-Croweif light could be "turned off and on" extreamely fast and turned off and on fast enough so it doesnt reach a certian distance
Locdog07Want me to kick them, Bob?
Calvin-Croweit would be possible
* superspy-2 hands bob a box of kleenex and continues...
BobIshmaelMiSTies shouldn't discuss things like this.
* BobIshmael cries.
Raven-xfine I will stop this conversation
Calvin-Croweour science doesn't mean a thing
BobIshmaelThank you, Raven.
superspy-2calvin, that's so ridiculous I won't even respond to it
* BobIshmael glares at CC and spy!
DarKrowHow about hyperspace?
* superspy-2 glares at bob
DarkonZeroNOOOO!
BobIshmaelDK.. Noooooooo~
BobIshmael"!"
Raven-xheh
Calvin-Croweour science is only what we DO know
BobIshmaelDon't join them, DK!
Calvin-CroweWe haven't ever fully explored our oceans yet
DarkonZeroThe science of a perfectly timed riff is our only concern.
Calvin-Crowebut we're going to mars
* superspy-2 stares at DZ
superspy-2.......
BobIshmaelHere, here DZ!
superspy-2he has a point
BobIshmaelDAMN RIGHT, HE DOES!
Raven-xwho cares let's make fun of it all
DarkonZeroHaven't we?
*** Locdog07 changes topic to 'Depressed yet?'
superspy-2yes
Calvin-Croweno
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....maybe.
* BobIshmael wipes a tear away and hopes this discussion is finished.
BobIshmaelYES, BEYOND WORDS!
superspy-2anyone want to talk transporter technology?  
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superspy-2*ducks and runs*
BobIshmaelNoooooooo!
Locdog07Anyone want to talk bite me?
DarKrowsure
DarkonZeroNow.....to perfectly time our riffs.
DarKrowBite Me
* BobIshmael tries to boogie.
Calvin-Crowetransporters ARE impossible
DarkonZeroNO!!
BobIshmaelNOOOOOO!
superspy-2technically, they're not
superspy-2but I won't go into that right now
DarkonZeroBAD C-C!
Calvin-Crowewell
superspy-2because, quite frankly, bob has a gun to my head
Calvin-Crowein about 1000000 years it MIGHT be possible
DarkonZeroDAH!
* BobIshmael pulls back the hammer.
* superspy-2 shuts up
Calvin-Crowebut....
* BobIshmael points the gun to CC.
* DarkonZero heads to THE LIMBO to keep from hurtin' folks.
BobIshmael"Don't make me shoot you!"
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
Session Close: Sun Jun 06 18:31:55 1999
Session Start: Sun Jun 06 18:32:46 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Depressed yet?'
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room!
BobIshmaelDZ, RUN!
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
Session Close: Sun Jun 06 18:33:04 1999
Session Start: Sun Jun 06 18:33:58 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Depressed yet?'
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room!
superspy-2actually, the current experiments just involve a "copy" process
Calvin-Crowea computer would have to interpret each atom
superspy-2they produced an EXACT duplicate
DarkonZeroD'OH!
superspy-2ummm
BobIshmaelDZ: I'm going to have to shoot them, I don't want you to be an accessory to murder.
superspy-2I'll shut up now
Calvin-CroweI wouldn't risk my hide to do something that stupid
* BobIshmael decides who to shoot.
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DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
* superspy-2 hides in the dishwasher
BobIshmaelLet's see.. Three bullets..
Calvin-Croweok
Calvin-Crowei stop
BobIshmaelThey'll have to be execution style.
Calvin-CroweBUT DON"T ANYONE START THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN
DarkonZeroLoc.....make it pain and simple for folks who want to join us...just put "Join Us!"
Calvin-CroweOK?
Calvin-CroweO K ?
* BobIshmael hunts down spy and opens the dishwasher.
BobIshmaelYou first.
DarkonZero+l to pain.
Calvin-Crowe() |< ?
DarKrowWe can also make replicators
Calvin-CroweARRRRRRRRRRRRR
BobIshmaelNo- YOU FIRST!
DarKrowusing the same principles
* BobIshmael tackles DK and puts the gun to his head.
* Calvin-Crowe beats the snot out of DarKrow
* DarKrow puts a metal plate over his heart and in his head
Calvin-CroweDON'T START AGAIN
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brakhi
brakwhats up
* Calvin-Crowe takes a breath
* DarkonZero gets out his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
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DarKrowAll we need to figure out is how to assemble to molecules
Calvin-CroweAHHHHHHHHHHHH
* BobIshmael shoots DK repeatedly!!!
Raven-xhey I thought everyone was gonna shut up about it
BobIshmaelDamn, that was all three bullets.
* Calvin-Crowe 's head explodes
DarKrowInto the fatty acids and uggh
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DarKrowthe
* DarkonZero hits DarKrow with his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
DarKrowcarbohydrates.....
superspy-2dang
DarKrownight night tme
superspy-2why'd you have to go and shoot me?
BobIshmaelI didn't..
* DarkonZero hits superspy-2 with his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
BobIshmaelI had to shoot DK.
DarKrowZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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superspy-2ah, nevermind
Calvin-Crowebaq
DarkonZeroOk.......is everyone back from the hell you all started?
* DarKrow wakes up
DarKrowthe temperatre of the food would be easy to replicate
DarkonZeroNOOOO!
* DarkonZero hits DarKrow with his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
* BobIshmael finds a single bullet.
* Calvin-Crowe looks at web address
* BobIshmael puts the gun to his head.
Calvin-CroweNO
superspy-2whoops.  gotta go
Calvin-CroweDON"T DO IT
Raven-xwell with nano technology being discovered it might be sson where we can replicated things
Raven-xsoon
* superspy-2 shoots bob with his hidden revolver
* DarkonZero hits Raven-x with his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
Calvin-CrowePLEASE
Raven-xbut that is all I will say
Calvin-Crowestop my head will explode
* BobIshmael looks at the gun in his own hand..
* BobIshmael dies.
DarKrowall we need is a way of storing these building blocks of food
superspy-2later folks
DarkonZeroDAH!
DarKrowand the transportation technology
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
Session Close: Sun Jun 06 18:39:51 1999
Session Start: Sun Jun 06 18:41:14 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'http://www.theforce.net/humor/pics/joinusordie.jpg'
DarKrowTribbles?
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room!
Calvin-CroweData
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DarKrowTribbles?
BobIshmaelAre we done?
Raven-xI hope so
DarKrowTribbles...
* Locdog07 is going to kick anyone who mentions one more thing about Star Wars or Star Trek
Calvin-Crowejar jar
DarKrowBasically that's what you have if Shatner's hairpiece reprodced
*** Calvin-Crowe was kicked by Locdog07 (Locdog07)
BobIshmaelAnd with good reason, Loc.
DarkonZeroAnd hence the Trekkie in DK has emerged.
Raven-xisn't that the most infamous Star Trek episode ever?
BobIshmaelYAY!
DarKrowIT'S A JOKE!
DarKrowBasically that's what you have if Shatner's hairpiece reprodced
DarKrowTOUPEE
DarKrowJOKE
DarKrowFUNNY
BobIshmaelNot at all.
DarkonZero....
DarkonZeroNow...to work on our timing.......
BobIshmaelTiming, yes..
DarkonZeroFor riffing.....
BobIshmaelWe should measure our riffs in nanoseconds.
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
DarkonZeroYes.
Sentroid91 If you do that, it reveals his Big Giant Head.
BobIshmael"Now with more nanoseconds of pleasure!"
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarKrowTribble
BobIshmaelACK!
DarKrow=
DarKrowShatner's toupee
DarkonZero.....
DarkonZeroUh.....it's been done.
DarKrowHow about
Sentroid91Shatner's Big Giant Toupee.
DarKrowJokes about shatner's singing
Locdog07How about Carrie Fisher's singing?
DarkonZeroHe already proved that.
Locdog07That's horrible.
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
Sentroid91Kinda like now, they're showing the Season Finale of 3rd Rock with Shatner as the BGH.
DarkonZeroSent.....you love the BGH...don't you?
Locdog07Won't you?
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Sentroid91well, he does care about us.
AngeloWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
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Sentroid91hmm is right... new threat
DarkonZeroOk...to find the arse and kick 'im!
Sentroid91 • • Resolving angelo
Sentroid91 • • To Domain: ip119.danville.va.pub-ip.psi.net
Sentroid91 • • To IP #: ip119.danville.va.pub-ip.psi.net
Sentroid91not splitrock....
Sentroid91Although, it may be system
Sentroid91you never know
BobIshmaelYes, I do.
DarkonZeroIs he in any channel?
Sentroid91he was in lobby 2
Sentroid91Angelo is Angelo@38.14.93.119 * Angelo
Sentroid91Angelo on #lobby
Sentroid91Angelo on #Deep13
Sentroid91Angelo using events.scifi.com events.scifi.com
Sentroid91Angelo has been idle 0 secs, signed on Sun Jun 06 21:42:13
Sentroid91Angelo End of /WHOIS list.
Sentroid91he's still there
Sentroid91someone pingkill him
DarkonZeroWell....time to kill 'im!
DarkonZeroBob...you up to it?
BobIshmaelNot right now.
DarkonZeroOk......anyone of the MIF want to take it?
BobIshmaelMIF?
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DarkonZeroMSTie Interenet Force!
Calvin-Crowelol
BobIshmaelMSTie Internet Force?
Calvin-CroweDid anyone see the Yodanator?
Calvin-CroweIt's a pic of Yoda with HUGE mucsles
DarkonZeroYes...the MSTie Internet Force.....a group of MSTie that band together to make internet safe for all.
DarkonZero+s to MSTie
Calvin-CroweWith new bold flavor
Locdog07It's BOLD!
DarkonZeroVery!
Calvin-CroweVERY VERY Bold
DarkonZeroSo.......who's gonna get the arse.....not me...too lazy.
Calvin-Crowe?
Locdog07I just msged him with "MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW"
Calvin-Crowelol
DarkonZeroGood.......
DarkonZeroThat'll get back here.
* Calvin-Crowe laughs his arse off
DarkonZeroUh...that ain't good....go find your arse.
BobIshmael-> *Angelo* Have you accepted PEZ into your life?
Calvin-Crowelol
DarkonZeroAhhh...the PEZ tactic...good.
BobIshmaelWhen all else fails...
Raven-xso did every shut up about it?
Raven-xok good
Locdog07Who's Every?
DarkonZero-> *Angelo* Are you a PEZ'er?
BobIshmael<Angelo> YES
BobIshmael<Angelo> PEZ RULES
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> Is there PEZ in your heart? Has PEZ forgiven you for your sins?
Raven-xevery one
Raven-xshoot I need to go
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BobIshmaelAwww.
DarKrowDOH
BobIshmael<Angelo> what
DarkonZero<Angelo> I like PEZ
DarkonZero<DarkonZero> Well...give ours back!
* Calvin-Crowe pokes your eyes out(*)(*)
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> PEZ, my friend. PEZ loves you no matter what you do.
* Sentroid91 1,114 I a15m BA14CK2 [12 •9 bUT i WANNA EAT!!! but EATING!!!!!! 12 •2 ]14 P15age14r 2 [12 •9 OFF 12 •2 ] 14Ti15me Aw14ay 2 [12 •9 27mins 45secs 12 •2 ]
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BobIshmael<Angelo> ok
BobIshmael<Angelo> so
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> PEZ shall be your salvation.
Sentroid91uhm, say. Doesn't Sorcy like PEZ?
Calvin-CroweSing the praises of PEZ!
DarkonZeroHey....some guy just entered.
DarKrowHey SomeGuy
Locdog07heh
Locdog07Yes, he is some guy
Calvin-CroweHowdy Some Guy
SomeGuyHEy everyone
Locdog07HEy.
DarkonZeroWow...that's SomeGuy!
Calvin-Crowe.eee.._:@$*e
Calvin-Crowe-                         .@$$$$$@.  .e*'
Calvin-Crowe-                      .,.O$$$$$$$O*''
Calvin-Crowe-                     @* :*$$$$$*'
Calvin-Crowe-                    '@$#*"''***'
Calvin-Croweoops
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> Give PEZ a chance!
Calvin-CroweHEy
SomeGuyWhy are we singing the praises of PEZ?
BobIshmaelWhy not?
Calvin-Croweyeah
SomeGuyI mean, it is very convenient and tasty, I'll give you that
DarkonZeroPEZ.
* Calvin-Crowe slams a stack ))))))))))
DarkonZeroPEZ.
DarkonZeroPEZ.
DarkonZeroPEZ.
DarkonZeroPEZ.
DarkonZeroPEZ.
Calvin-CrowePEZ
BobIshmael"Nice buzz?"
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Calvin-Crowehowdy
Calvin-CroweZOOM
Sentroid91oops sorry, heheh
DarkonZeroIt's like the SPAM song....just with PEZ though.
DarkonZeroPEZ.
DarkonZeroPEZ.
DarkonZeroPEZ.
DarkonZeroPEZ.
DarkonZeroPEZ.
DarkonZeroPEZ.
DarkonZeroPEZ.
DarkonZeroPEZ.
Calvin-CrowePEZ
Calvin-CrowePEZ
Calvin-CrowePEZ
Calvin-CrowePEZ
Calvin-CrowePEZ
Calvin-CrowePEZ
SomeGuyHaha-- I guess....
Calvin-CroweI LOVE PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
DarkonZeroPEZ IS GREAT!
Calvin-CrowePEZ IS SWELL
DarKrowPEZ IN THE PLACE WHERE YOU ARE
DarKrowIT'S REAL SWEET
DarKrowTHINK ABOUT SELECTION
SomeGuyMy brother went to Prom with 6 PEZ dispensers strapped to his suspenders... just a little anecdote
DarkonZeroPEZ......when you need it!
Calvin-CrowePEZ TASTES JUST LIKE SUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
DarKrowHOW MANY FLAVORS NOW?
DarkonZero4
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Capt-Killerhello
Calvin-Crowehowdy
DarkonZeroHey....we got a killer!
Calvin-CroweCap'n crunchy
SomeGuyHi Capt-Killer
Capt-Killerthat's what they say
Capt-KillerHey some Guy
Locdog07So, Capt-Killer, you kill Capts?
DarkonZeroSo......you just go and kill Capt., eh?
DarkonZeroD'OH!
SomeGuyHey... ok... judging by the title of this room... do people tend to talk about MST3K in here? ..
Sentroid91Why would you want to kill Stube?
BobIshmaelOn occasion.
* SomeGuy fears getting flamed
Capt-KillerI'm a Capt. that kills
Locdog07Canadian, DZ?
BobIshmaelFears?
* Calvin-Crowe flames SomeGuy
Capt-KillerI lkie MST3K
DarkonZeroYes....I got my Canadian on today!
BobIshmaelSTUPID MST3K!
BobIshmaelWE HATE THAT SHOW!
Capt-KillerShut-up
Calvin-CroweI lkie MST3k a lot
Locdog07....
* DarkonZero gasps....then realizes it's Bob.
Locdog07I might kick you, Bob
BobIshmaelHuh?
SomeGuyOk, I was just afraid I asked a question that was in some mysterious FAQ that I shoulda known about... always a danger that one faces when venturing into a new room
Sentroid91SILENCE!!!
Capt-KillerHave you heard they're canceling it
* Calvin-Crowe beats the crap out of Bob for saying that
Sentroid91I cannot tolerate your insolence!!!
DarkonZeroUh, Bob.....make a hasty retreat!
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BobIshmaelI thought I did.
SomeGuyThey're not cancelling it if we have anything to do with it! Right guys? Eh?
DarkonZeroOh....yeah.
DarkonZeroYeah, eh!
SomeGuyheh...
* BobIshmael remains silent, waiting for the right moment to.. ATTACK!
DarkonZeroWe gotta keep the saving goin', eh!
SomeGuyUhh....
Calvin-CroweSaddle Soap.....cleaning compound of deciet
* Calvin-Crowe will be right baq
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
Locdog07MAMMU
* DarkonZero ponders into goin' into Dr. Z mode.
DarKrowUntruths: MST3k Sucks, Bonnie Hammer is the best network exec, and the internet has no future
BobIshmaelOh, it's a passing fad.
Locdog07Truths: I am NOT an egg!
DarkonZeroUh.....what about Fallay Rules.
DarKrowFallay?
* Locdog07 watches a fad cross the road
DarkonZeroTotal untruth!
Locdog07Hey, it's just a passing fad
DarkonZero.......
SomeGuyWhy would anyone cancel MST3K :( OR are we only fooling ourselves, and the only msties that're left are a pack of 100,000 rabid fans?
DarKrowThe Biggest untruth: Microsoft is not a monopoly
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DarkonZeroMicrosoft just bought my fave RPG company.
DarKrow!
SomeGuyWhat'd they buy?
DarKrowWhich company?
DarkonZeroFASA Corp.
BobIshmaelAOL just bought Winplay.
BobIshmaelAnd Netscape..
DarkonZeroMore like FASA Interactive.
DarKrowAOL AND M$ MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
BobIshmaelAnd ICQ.
SomeGuyNow if Microsoft buys AOL...
DarKrowTHEN THE WORLD ENDS!
SomeGuyhaha
DarkonZeroWe all go to hell in a clown car.
DarKrowIT's the end of the world as we know it
DarKrowIT's the end of the world as we know it
DarKrowIT's the end of the world as we know it
DarKrowAnd I feel fine!
BobIshmaelNo, bad!
DarKrowIT's the end of the world as we know it
DarKrowIT's the end of the world as we know it
DarKrowIT's the end of the world as we know it
Locdog07IT
DarKrowAnd I feel fine!
DarkonZeroAOL owns ICQ
SomeGuyWow, this could go on for some time...
DarKrowI must leave
BobIshmaelIt's the end of the world of we know it, and I feel sort of bloated.
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Locdog07IT'S......Monty Python's Flying Circus
DarkonZeroMONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS!
Calvin-CroweIt's
DarkonZeroI gotta go folks...see ya!
Calvin-Crowecu
Locdog07Bye DZ
BobIshmaelAww.
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Jun 06 19:05:45 1999
Session Start: Sun Jun 06 20:02:16 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Tangbabangmenangagang!'
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room!
* BobIshmael looks up.
BobIshmaelOh, bugger off Boz.
MrNelsonHey, DZ.
DarkonZeroHello all.....er....few.
MrNelsonThe proud...  The marines!
DarkonZeroJust got out of a TRIBES session.
BobIshmaelOh.. Those.
DarkonZeroOh....we mighty few.
DarkonZeroWow.....packed room!
BozarthHas Cam been around
DarkonZeroNot that I know of.
BobIshmaelDitto.
DarkonZeroWell......what got our tongues?
MrNelsonThat little spider that's crawling up your back.
DarkonZeroOh.......
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....ICP......means "I see pee" not "Stay the f*ck out".
BobIshmaelExecutive Vice-President of MSTieGate, MST Episode Librarian, Co-Creator of MSTapes,
BobIshmael Chatroom Operator
BobIshmaelOops.
BobIshmaelSorry 'bout that.
DarkonZero.......
DarkonZeroShould we drop into other rooms just for the hell of it.....or no?
* BobIshmael is away at the moment.
BobIshmaelFeel free though.
DarkonZeroHmmmm.......maybe.
Bozarthgotta go
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DarkonZeroWell....I'm outta here!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Jun 06 20:13:15 1999

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