Session Start: Sun Jun 06 17:38:21 1999 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is '"The wife is sure gonna be glad to see the me! We're going to have the sex!"' | ||
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room! | ||
BobIshmael | Hey DZ. | |
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Sentroid91 | hi Darkon | |
DarkonZero | Bob... | |
DarkonZero | Sent... | |
BobIshmael | Attend to anything recently? | |
DarkonZero | Nope.... | |
BobIshmael | That's too bad.... | |
DarkonZero | I'll attend to kickin' your arse though! | |
DarkonZero | Naw....too easy. | |
* DarkonZero is actin' funny cause he feels like it! | ||
* BobIshmael looks up. | ||
BobIshmael | You can just stick to attending to Midway, if you don't mind. | |
DarkonZero | No...I don't. | |
BobIshmael | Damn. | |
DarkonZero | I LIKE IT VERY MUCH! | |
BobIshmael | Bootblacking? | |
Sentroid91 | Don't mind Ishie, Darkon. He's having trouble with the people at the SVAM server. | |
DarkonZero | Oh....I see. | |
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BobIshmael | Must you tell everyone? | |
BobIshmael | Hey DK. | |
DarKrow | HEEEEEEEEEERE"S DK! | |
*** DarKrow sets mode: +o DarKrow | ||
Sentroid91 | Yes. Especially DarKrow since he's been helpful fighting off TS | |
DarKrow | What's up | |
BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> I have megs of logs that prove that I'm an idiot, but not a malicious idiot. | |
Sentroid91 | DaimenK from the SVAM server has Bob k-lined because he thinks that he's this reichwolf guy | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.....is ATTMTN abandoned once more? | |
BobIshmael | Dunno. | |
BobIshmael | I suppose I haven't been posting. | |
* BobIshmael runs off to post. | ||
DarkonZero | I posted a few times...... | |
Sentroid91 | And I asked him to show me a log from when he was k-lined, and i've been waiting here for about an hour. | |
DarKrow | hmm | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm...... | |
DarkonZero | Slow poke....maybe.....or just not doin' anything. | |
BobIshmael | I'm betting on the latter. | |
DarkonZero | As am I..... | |
DarkonZero | So......fightin' off TS, eh? | |
DarKrow | yep | |
DarkonZero | Good. | |
Sentroid91 | yup | |
DarKrow | TS is an arsehole | |
DarkonZero | Like I didn't know..... | |
DarKrow | We need to stop him | |
DarkonZero | The meglomaniac! | |
BobIshmael | "He must be stopped!" | |
DarkonZero | WE SHALL SUCCEED! | |
* DarKrow wil BRB (Bathroom) | ||
DarkonZero | .......k | |
DarkonZero | What a response to "WE SHALL SUCCEED! | |
DarkonZero | BRB (Bathroom) | |
* DarKrow is back | ||
BobIshmael | I liked it. | |
DarKrow | You know, in 2 more years there will be no more Star Trek Series | |
DarkonZero | We know you did Bob.....you toilet lover! | |
BobIshmael | So? | |
BobIshmael | DK: Good! | |
DarKrow | NO MORE STARTREK! | |
DarkonZero | YAY! | |
BobIshmael | MST had outrun every Star Trek series. | |
DarKrow | Except for movies, reruns, action figures, collectable plates | |
BobIshmael | "has" | |
DarkonZero | DAH.....merchandizing! | |
DarKrow | Food, clothing, theme parks | |
DarkonZero | STOP! | |
DarkonZero | STOP! | |
DarkonZero | STOP! | |
DarKrow | underwear | |
DarkonZero | NOOOOOOO! | |
BobIshmael | The original one ran 3 years.. Second one around 8.. DS9 around the same, and Voyager will end in a few yaers. | |
BobIshmael | "years" | |
DarKrow | yep | |
* DarkonZero is disheartened by the thought. | ||
DarKrow | After tonote | |
DarKrow | After tonite | |
DarKrow | there will only be one ST Series | |
DarKrow | The one with the sexy cyborg chick | |
* DarkonZero calls for something completely different. | ||
DarKrow | What's her name | |
DarkonZero | My MALLET! | |
DarKrow | the girl in the skin tight outfits | |
DarkonZero | 2 out of 1 I guess. | |
BobIshmael | She has a name? | |
BobIshmael | 7 of 11? | |
DarkonZero | 7 of 11-2..... | |
DarKrow | I dunno | |
DarKrow | She's hot | |
DarkonZero | ........... | |
DarkonZero | Uh...... | |
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Raven-x | hello everyone | |
DarkonZero | Hey Rave! | |
* BobIshmael wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth. | ||
DarkonZero | .......k | |
Sentroid91 | hi Rav | |
DarKrow | Yo Raven! | |
Raven-x | I was kicked off from the SW channel for saying 7,1George Lucas is a fat greedy pig | |
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BobIshmael | He is. | |
DarKrow | It's true | |
Raven-x | everyone knows it | |
superspy-2 | JEEZ | |
Raven-x | except for the fans | |
BobIshmael | Except for the Star Wars fans. | |
superspy-2 | the phone rings and you walk away for 10 lousy minutes! | |
DarkonZero | I'm a fan......and I know that GL is a fat greedy pig. | |
DarKrow | After tonight there will only be one star trek show left! | |
Raven-x | well does anyone need an explaination why? | |
DarKrow | no | |
Raven-x | ok I guess not, that is good | |
DarKrow | the answer is The Schwartz | |
DarkonZero | Rave....it's self-explanitory. | |
superspy-2 | raven: that was mean of them | |
superspy-2 | report the op | |
* BobIshmael stands on his head, for a change. | ||
* BobIshmael gets some skin to call his own. | ||
DarKrow | naaah | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmmm......non-typical Bob. | |
DarKrow | the Star Wars freaks are like us MSTies | |
BobIshmael | Crazy ol' Bob. | |
DarKrow | remember the Joel/Mike wars | |
Raven-x | oh yeah I came up with a list of Dalnet users, that I think will randomly msg them about GL being a greedy SOB | |
DarkonZero | The Trek freaks are much more. | |
DarkonZero | Heheh......Rave......you got the evil bug. | |
Raven-x | I hate SW/Trek freaks | |
DarkonZero | I'm a mild SW fan. | |
DarkonZero | Trek.......can't stand Trekkie! | |
DarkonZero | +s to Trekkie! | |
Raven-x | Movie making is a business to George Lucas, if he was only making the movie to please the fans, then he would be bankrupt, alot of people don't understand this | |
*** DarKrow changes topic to 'ANOTHER STAR TREK SHOW BITES THE DUST!' | ||
Raven-x | DeepSpace 9 went off the air on purpose | |
DarkonZero | To garner ratings! | |
Raven-x | yeah, and they also want to put DS9 into movies | |
* DarkonZero tries not to laugh. | ||
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
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superspy-2 | actually, according to tv guide, ds9 isn't movie-bound | |
* BobIshmael built a little empire out of some crazy garbage called the blood of the exploited working class. | ||
superspy-2 | they could be wrong, though | |
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DarKrow | Hey pen | |
Raven-x | did any of you people every buy the Mad Magazine Star Wars specials? | |
DarKrow | no | |
Raven-x | they are hillarious | |
DarKrow | i have a subscription | |
DarKrow | i don't need more | |
Raven-x | I have 95 and 99's Star Wars spectaculars | |
Raven-x | did you read that one about the 25 Star Wars films to come? | |
superspy-2 | cool | |
superspy-2 | star wars is good -- I'm not a die-hard, though | |
superspy-2 | I have a darth maul in my closet . that's about it | |
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DarKrow | I like SW | |
Calvin-Crowe | Howdy! | |
DarKrow | but I'm not ravenous | |
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DarKrow | Hey C-C | |
Raven-x | I stopped buying action figures by 1995 | |
Calvin-Crowe | Which ST show is ending? | |
Raven-x | DS9 | |
Raven-x | I think | |
superspy-2 | why 1995? | |
Raven-x | cause I relized George Lucas is a Fat Greedy Pig | |
Calvin-Crowe | I'm not much of a ST fan | |
superspy-2 | heh | |
Calvin-Crowe | I only like the one where Jeffery Hunter is the captian | |
Raven-x | I can't be apart of his empire | |
Calvin-Crowe | You gotta thank him for starting ILM | |
Calvin-Crowe | Industrial Light and Magic | |
Raven-x | no thanks | |
Raven-x | Industrial Light and MORONS | |
Calvin-Crowe | ILM is the BEST special effects studio | |
DarkonZero | I thought it was Idiot, lamers, and morons. | |
DarkonZero | Kiddin'/ | |
Raven-x | yesterday was a breakthrough for me, I have never felt so better | |
superspy-2 | I have a bigger beef with steven spielberg and the jurassic park machine | |
DarKrow | Yeah | |
DarKrow | Michael Cricton wrote an incredible book | |
Raven-x | and that all SW shows at the theater were not sold out, not even one of them | |
superspy-2 | the lost world, even as a book, was bad | |
DarKrow | and Speilberg turned it into an unrecognizable piece of shit | |
superspy-2 | jurassic park the book was great; the movie was okay | |
Raven-x | Lost world was horrible | |
Raven-x | even the book was bad | |
DarKrow | I liked the book | |
DarKrow | The movie was too bad even for MST | |
superspy-2 | the book was terrible, the movie was worse (didn't think it was possible). yet, the sad irony is that it made it's money back | |
superspy-2 | thanks to the toys, no doubt | |
Raven-x | I read Jurassic Park, before the movie came out, and Steven Spiledberg bypassed a thounsand things | |
DarKrow | The movie had promice | |
superspy-2 | as did I. but that's bound to happen with any book --> movie translation | |
DarKrow | but whn i discovered that my favroite character from the book was taken out | |
Raven-x | mainly cause of the length of the movie | |
DarKrow | I was disgusted | |
superspy-2 | I read the book in 9th grade. enlighten me, who was missing? | |
Raven-x | which character? was it Malcom? | |
DarKrow | R.B. Benton | |
DarKrow | The computer nerd | |
superspy-2 | ah. well, wayne knight was a surprisngly good nerd | |
Raven-x | umm, the one that Wayne played, or the one that Samuel L Jackson played? | |
DarkonZero | Ok....I'll spew out movie names....and you all give me you criticism of the movies...ok! | |
Raven-x | and besides that, they were supposed to have found Benton's vehicle | |
Raven-x | ok | |
DarkonZero | Johnny Mneumonic! | |
Raven-x | never seen it | |
DarkonZero | Anyone else..... | |
superspy-2 | one word: | |
superspy-2 | KEANU | |
DarkonZero | Ok...that made sense. | |
DarkonZero | Anyone else....? | |
superspy-2 | lame story..... | |
DarkonZero | Ok.....next one. | |
DarkonZero | Uh..... | |
DarkonZero | Clockwork Orange! | |
superspy-2 | can't suspend my disbelief in the fact that someone can simply plug into a computer and use their flippin' BRAIN to store data | |
DarkonZero | SS-2.....next movie. | |
superspy-2 | CO was kubrick. the camerawork alone deserves an award | |
Raven-x | well it would make since, you know there is no limit to how much the brain can store information | |
DarkonZero | Ok....back to JM. | |
* BobIshmael looks up. | ||
DarkonZero | Well....in Jonny Mneumonic....there was a limit. | |
BobIshmael | CO! Whoo! | |
Raven-x | huh, there shouldn't have been | |
DarkonZero | Well...there was..... | |
* Calvin-Crowe is baq | ||
DarkonZero | He dumped a chuck of his memory to accomodate for the storage of data. | |
DarkonZero | chuck to chunk | |
Raven-x | that doesn't make since | |
Raven-x | I guess they wanted to make the movie interesting | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.....confusing. | |
* BobIshmael has 5 since in his pocket. | ||
superspy-2 | I'd buy the concept behind the matrix before the concept behind JM | |
Calvin-Crowe | Was I seeing things or was Samuel L. Jackson in Jurrasic Park? | |
DarkonZero | He was! | |
superspy-2 | yes he was | |
Raven-x | see movie writers, all of them have no idea what they are writing about, so all movies usually have no real concept of science, not even Star Wars | |
DarkonZero | He died! | |
superspy-2 | especially the light sabers | |
Calvin-Crowe | No he didn't | |
superspy-2 | a beam of light exists infinitely. | |
Calvin-Crowe | He left before things got bad | |
DarkonZero | Well....the guy who wrote JM was not even into computers when he wrote the story back in 86. | |
superspy-2 | I think he was referring to the character.... | |
superspy-2 | there you go | |
Calvin-Crowe | Just reapeat to yourself It's just a movie and I should really just relax... | |
superspy-2 | the 'net was mostly accurate | |
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superspy-2 | although I doubt webpages would ever be as slick as the ones showed in that movie | |
Raven-x | I'm talking about all movies, so if you have to study for a physics exam or something, don't use you knpowledge from movies, cause I gurantee you will fail (unless they are educational films) | |
DarkonZero | Willian Gibson was the writer of the original short story and a creative consultant of the movie. | |
Calvin-Crowe | Star Trek has a lot of scientific realites | |
DarkonZero | Most fans of his works were disappointed of the movie | |
superspy-2 | Independence Day was a complete physics fantasy | |
Calvin-Crowe | yes, Indepenence Day was awful | |
Raven-x | Star Wars was a complete Physics and Astronomy fantasy | |
DarkonZero | Ain't that the truth! | |
superspy-2 | the mothership alone would've caused enough gravitational catastrophe to wipe us out without even setting a landing leg down on the planet | |
Calvin-Crowe | the 30 seconds countdown was 90 seconds | |
DarkonZero | Ok......the topic should be changed! | |
Raven-x | ID4 was trying to be like Sw | |
* BobIshmael /me waves his broomstick arms and does a parody of each unconscious thing DZ does. | ||
Calvin-Crowe | yeah | |
BobIshmael | Err.. | |
BobIshmael | Let's try of. | |
BobIshmael | Of? | |
BobIshmael | O-kay.. | |
Calvin-Crowe | Light sabres could be a reality | |
Raven-x | no they couldn't | |
* BobIshmael puts down the vodka and continues typing. | ||
Calvin-Crowe | yes they could | |
* BobIshmael waves his broomstick arms and does a parody of each unconscious thing DZ does. | ||
DarkonZero | Ok...... | |
BobIshmael | Better? | |
* DarkonZero kicks Bob in the BLEEP! | ||
Calvin-Crowe | the light could be going back in forth so fast and they would go back so fast it would reach a certian distance | |
Raven-x | let's get real about it, when Luke was swinging his light saber at people in REturn of the Jedi, he didn't chop off anyone in half, yet Light sabers can cut through anything, and Luke was able to cut off Darth Vader's arm, how come he couldn't chop off anyone in half in the begining of the movie/ | |
Raven-x | ? | |
DarkonZero | ? | |
superspy-2 | different types of metal/armor? | |
DarkonZero | Effects money...... | |
Raven-x | well light needs a mirror for it to go back and forth | |
* BobIshmael has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of. | ||
* DarkonZero thinks Bob should lay off the alchyhol! | ||
BobIshmael | But-b-It's fun. | |
Raven-x | you have to rember light isn't physicaly there, it is not matter | |
DarkonZero | Uh-huh.....uh....your pants are down. | |
* BobIshmael pulls up his pants. | ||
Calvin-Crowe | I would have to be physically here to explain how a lightsaber could really work | |
* BobIshmael wonders why everyone is discussing the physics of Star Wars. | ||
DarkonZero | ? | |
Calvin-Crowe | Lightsabers CAN be a reality | |
Calvin-Crowe | We just don't have the technology | |
BobIshmael | Let me see if I car-NO! | |
DarkonZero | Uh....guys....we're looking in too far on this subject. | |
superspy-2 | no they can't, calvin | |
Raven-x | welll I know that Teleportation is gonna be reality pretty son | |
Raven-x | soon | |
BobIshmael | WAY too far. | |
Calvin-Crowe | ok | |
superspy-2 | explain to me how YOU'd stop a beam of light from extending into infinity | |
* BobIshmael hits everyone with the clown hammer and demands the read what they've written. | ||
superspy-2 | ow! | |
BobIshmael | YOU'RE MiSTies! ACT LIKE IT! | |
Calvin-Crowe | if it was "pulled" back VERY quickly it would appear to be a blade | |
DarkonZero | Hey.....I stopped. | |
Raven-x | Light Sabers cannot be a reality, Scientists were able to slow down the speed of light down to 35 miles an hour, but they used super cooled tanks that streteched for miles | |
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superspy-2 | pull light? | |
superspy-2 | riiiiiiiiight | |
DarKrow | hey fox | |
DarkonZero | Uh.....um....er..... | |
BobIshmael | Okay, seriously, this conversation is frightening me. | |
Calvin-Crowe | i said "pull" light I put "" because I have not a better word | |
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DarkonZero | Ok....we freaked out an outsider! | |
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*** Locdog07 sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
DarKrow | bye fox | |
Locdog07 | Hey you | |
DarKrow | WB Loc! | |
superspy-2 | hi loc | |
DarkonZero | Oh...it's him! | |
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BobIshmael | Run, Loc! | |
DarkonZero | WB Sent! | |
BobIshmael | Run, Sent! | |
Sentroid91 | TA | |
DarkonZero | RUN! | |
Calvin-Crowe | ok.....Can you prove that lightsabers will NEVER be a reality | |
Raven-x | well just rember light doesn't exist as a form of matter, and it isn't on the peridoic table, so in other words light sabers couldn't exist | |
BobIshmael | CC, SHUT UP! | |
Sentroid91 | ?? | |
BobIshmael | RAVEN, SHUT UP! | |
DarkonZero | STOP! | |
BobIshmael | SPY, SHUT UP! | |
BobIshmael | Dear Frank! | |
Raven-x | SHUT UP | |
Calvin-Crowe | I KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT | |
* BobIshmael breaks down in tears. | ||
* Locdog07 withdraws his gleaming, double bladed light saber and holds it in his pudgy Hutt fingers... 2,13((((((((((((((((((((((14,14||||||2,13))))))))))))))))))))))) | ||
DarkonZero | NO! | |
* Locdog07 slices Raven and Cal in halfd | ||
Locdog07 | That should prove it | |
superspy-2 | actually, on the side of calvin, light does have a duality | |
* Locdog07 turns off his light saber and puts it in his jumpsuit pocket. 14,14||||4,14O14,14| | ||
DarkonZero | That made it worse. | |
BobIshmael | No.. more.. lightsabers! | |
superspy-2 | it exists as both an atom and a wave | |
DarkonZero | STOP! | |
Calvin-Crowe | ok | |
superspy-2 | however, even so it's still pretty impossible | |
BobIshmael | DOUBLE STOP! | |
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Calvin-Crowe | nothing is impossible | |
Raven-x | all light is is energy, not an atom, light is not an atom, if it was it would be listed on the periodic table | |
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superspy-2 | sorry, bob. despite my C in "the science of information technology" I walked away with a bit more knowledge than I thought I did | |
superspy-2 | raven: not so | |
superspy-2 | light simply has properties that are both related to atoms as well as waves | |
* BobIshmael cries. | ||
Raven-x | it doesn't exist as an atom, I'm sorry | |
superspy-2 | dammit, take a physics class | |
* DarkonZero shakes his head....looks up and screams "WHY, WHY, WHY???" | ||
BobIshmael | Please.. stop. | |
Locdog07 | Raven, if Light can't do any harm, why do lasers cause so much damage? | |
Raven-x | Light is energy given off by atoms | |
Raven-x | it's a chemical reaction | |
BobIshmael | Loc, don't join them. Please? | |
Locdog07 | k | |
superspy-2 | light is NOT a chemical reaction | |
* BobIshmael continues sobbing. | ||
Calvin-Crowe | if light could be "turned off and on" extreamely fast and turned off and on fast enough so it doesnt reach a certian distance | |
Locdog07 | Want me to kick them, Bob? | |
Calvin-Crowe | it would be possible | |
* superspy-2 hands bob a box of kleenex and continues... | ||
BobIshmael | MiSTies shouldn't discuss things like this. | |
* BobIshmael cries. | ||
Raven-x | fine I will stop this conversation | |
Calvin-Crowe | our science doesn't mean a thing | |
BobIshmael | Thank you, Raven. | |
superspy-2 | calvin, that's so ridiculous I won't even respond to it | |
* BobIshmael glares at CC and spy! | ||
DarKrow | How about hyperspace? | |
* superspy-2 glares at bob | ||
DarkonZero | NOOOO! | |
BobIshmael | DK.. Noooooooo~ | |
BobIshmael | "!" | |
Raven-x | heh | |
Calvin-Crowe | our science is only what we DO know | |
BobIshmael | Don't join them, DK! | |
Calvin-Crowe | We haven't ever fully explored our oceans yet | |
DarkonZero | The science of a perfectly timed riff is our only concern. | |
Calvin-Crowe | but we're going to mars | |
* superspy-2 stares at DZ | ||
superspy-2 | ....... | |
BobIshmael | Here, here DZ! | |
superspy-2 | he has a point | |
BobIshmael | DAMN RIGHT, HE DOES! | |
Raven-x | who cares let's make fun of it all | |
DarkonZero | Haven't we? | |
*** Locdog07 changes topic to 'Depressed yet?' | ||
superspy-2 | yes | |
Calvin-Crowe | no | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.....maybe. | |
* BobIshmael wipes a tear away and hopes this discussion is finished. | ||
BobIshmael | YES, BEYOND WORDS! | |
superspy-2 | anyone want to talk transporter technology? | |
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superspy-2 | *ducks and runs* | |
BobIshmael | Noooooooo! | |
Locdog07 | Anyone want to talk bite me? | |
DarKrow | sure | |
DarkonZero | Now.....to perfectly time our riffs. | |
DarKrow | Bite Me | |
* BobIshmael tries to boogie. | ||
Calvin-Crowe | transporters ARE impossible | |
DarkonZero | NO!! | |
BobIshmael | NOOOOOO! | |
superspy-2 | technically, they're not | |
superspy-2 | but I won't go into that right now | |
DarkonZero | BAD C-C! | |
Calvin-Crowe | well | |
superspy-2 | because, quite frankly, bob has a gun to my head | |
Calvin-Crowe | in about 1000000 years it MIGHT be possible | |
DarkonZero | DAH! | |
* BobIshmael pulls back the hammer. | ||
* superspy-2 shuts up | ||
Calvin-Crowe | but.... | |
* BobIshmael points the gun to CC. | ||
* DarkonZero heads to THE LIMBO to keep from hurtin' folks. | ||
BobIshmael | "Don't make me shoot you!" | |
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
Session Close: Sun Jun 06 18:31:55 1999 | ||
Session Start: Sun Jun 06 18:32:46 1999 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is 'Depressed yet?' | ||
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room! | ||
BobIshmael | DZ, RUN! | |
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
Session Close: Sun Jun 06 18:33:04 1999 | ||
Session Start: Sun Jun 06 18:33:58 1999 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is 'Depressed yet?' | ||
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room! | ||
superspy-2 | actually, the current experiments just involve a "copy" process | |
Calvin-Crowe | a computer would have to interpret each atom | |
superspy-2 | they produced an EXACT duplicate | |
DarkonZero | D'OH! | |
superspy-2 | ummm | |
BobIshmael | DZ: I'm going to have to shoot them, I don't want you to be an accessory to murder. | |
superspy-2 | I'll shut up now | |
Calvin-Crowe | I wouldn't risk my hide to do something that stupid | |
* BobIshmael decides who to shoot. | ||
*** Locdog07 changes topic to 'http://www.theforce.net/humor/pics/joinusordie.jpg' | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
* superspy-2 hides in the dishwasher | ||
BobIshmael | Let's see.. Three bullets.. | |
Calvin-Crowe | ok | |
Calvin-Crowe | i stop | |
BobIshmael | They'll have to be execution style. | |
Calvin-Crowe | BUT DON"T ANYONE START THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN | |
DarkonZero | Loc.....make it pain and simple for folks who want to join us...just put "Join Us!" | |
Calvin-Crowe | OK? | |
Calvin-Crowe | O K ? | |
* BobIshmael hunts down spy and opens the dishwasher. | ||
BobIshmael | You first. | |
DarkonZero | +l to pain. | |
Calvin-Crowe | () |< ? | |
DarKrow | We can also make replicators | |
Calvin-Crowe | ARRRRRRRRRRRRR | |
BobIshmael | No- YOU FIRST! | |
DarKrow | using the same principles | |
* BobIshmael tackles DK and puts the gun to his head. | ||
* Calvin-Crowe beats the snot out of DarKrow | ||
* DarKrow puts a metal plate over his heart and in his head | ||
Calvin-Crowe | DON'T START AGAIN | |
*** brak has joined #deep13 | ||
brak | hi | |
brak | whats up | |
* Calvin-Crowe takes a breath | ||
* DarkonZero gets out his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'braak.wav' | ||
[Calvin-Crowe SOUND] | ||
DarKrow | All we need to figure out is how to assemble to molecules | |
Calvin-Crowe | AHHHHHHHHHHHH | |
* BobIshmael shoots DK repeatedly!!! | ||
Raven-x | hey I thought everyone was gonna shut up about it | |
BobIshmael | Damn, that was all three bullets. | |
* Calvin-Crowe 's head explodes | ||
DarKrow | Into the fatty acids and uggh | |
*** Calvin-Crowe has quit IRC ((signed off)) | ||
DarKrow | the | |
* DarkonZero hits DarKrow with his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
DarKrow | carbohydrates..... | |
superspy-2 | dang | |
DarKrow | night night tme | |
superspy-2 | why'd you have to go and shoot me? | |
BobIshmael | I didn't.. | |
* DarkonZero hits superspy-2 with his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
BobIshmael | I had to shoot DK. | |
DarKrow | ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ | |
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superspy-2 | ah, nevermind | |
Calvin-Crowe | baq | |
DarkonZero | Ok.......is everyone back from the hell you all started? | |
* DarKrow wakes up | ||
DarKrow | the temperatre of the food would be easy to replicate | |
DarkonZero | NOOOO! | |
* DarkonZero hits DarKrow with his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
* BobIshmael finds a single bullet. | ||
* Calvin-Crowe looks at web address | ||
* BobIshmael puts the gun to his head. | ||
Calvin-Crowe | NO | |
superspy-2 | whoops. gotta go | |
Calvin-Crowe | DON"T DO IT | |
Raven-x | well with nano technology being discovered it might be sson where we can replicated things | |
Raven-x | soon | |
* superspy-2 shoots bob with his hidden revolver | ||
* DarkonZero hits Raven-x with his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
Calvin-Crowe | PLEASE | |
Raven-x | but that is all I will say | |
Calvin-Crowe | stop my head will explode | |
* BobIshmael looks at the gun in his own hand.. | ||
* BobIshmael dies. | ||
DarKrow | all we need is a way of storing these building blocks of food | |
superspy-2 | later folks | |
DarkonZero | DAH! | |
DarKrow | and the transportation technology | |
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
Session Close: Sun Jun 06 18:39:51 1999 | ||
Session Start: Sun Jun 06 18:41:14 1999 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is 'http://www.theforce.net/humor/pics/joinusordie.jpg' | ||
DarKrow | Tribbles? | |
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room! | ||
Calvin-Crowe | Data | |
*** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
DarKrow | Tribbles? | |
BobIshmael | Are we done? | |
Raven-x | I hope so | |
DarKrow | Tribbles... | |
* Locdog07 is going to kick anyone who mentions one more thing about Star Wars or Star Trek | ||
Calvin-Crowe | jar jar | |
DarKrow | Basically that's what you have if Shatner's hairpiece reprodced | |
*** Calvin-Crowe was kicked by Locdog07 (Locdog07) | ||
BobIshmael | And with good reason, Loc. | |
DarkonZero | And hence the Trekkie in DK has emerged. | |
Raven-x | isn't that the most infamous Star Trek episode ever? | |
BobIshmael | YAY! | |
DarKrow | IT'S A JOKE! | |
DarKrow | Basically that's what you have if Shatner's hairpiece reprodced | |
DarKrow | TOUPEE | |
DarKrow | JOKE | |
DarKrow | FUNNY | |
BobIshmael | Not at all. | |
DarkonZero | .... | |
DarkonZero | Now...to work on our timing....... | |
BobIshmael | Timing, yes.. | |
DarkonZero | For riffing..... | |
BobIshmael | We should measure our riffs in nanoseconds. | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
DarkonZero | Yes. | |
Sentroid91 | If you do that, it reveals his Big Giant Head. | |
BobIshmael | "Now with more nanoseconds of pleasure!" | |
* Sound request: can't find 'sunny.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
DarKrow | Tribble | |
BobIshmael | ACK! | |
DarKrow | = | |
DarKrow | Shatner's toupee | |
DarkonZero | ..... | |
DarkonZero | Uh.....it's been done. | |
DarKrow | How about | |
Sentroid91 | Shatner's Big Giant Toupee. | |
DarKrow | Jokes about shatner's singing | |
Locdog07 | How about Carrie Fisher's singing? | |
DarkonZero | He already proved that. | |
Locdog07 | That's horrible. | |
* Sound request: can't find 'leiasings.wav' | ||
[BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
Sentroid91 | Kinda like now, they're showing the Season Finale of 3rd Rock with Shatner as the BGH. | |
DarkonZero | Sent.....you love the BGH...don't you? | |
Locdog07 | Won't you? | |
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Sentroid91 | well, he does care about us. | |
Angelo | WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
*** Angelo has left #Deep13 | ||
Sentroid91 | hmm is right... new threat | |
DarkonZero | Ok...to find the arse and kick 'im! | |
Sentroid91 | • • Resolving angelo | |
Sentroid91 | • • To Domain: ip119.danville.va.pub-ip.psi.net | |
Sentroid91 | • • To IP #: ip119.danville.va.pub-ip.psi.net | |
Sentroid91 | not splitrock.... | |
Sentroid91 | Although, it may be system | |
Sentroid91 | you never know | |
BobIshmael | Yes, I do. | |
DarkonZero | Is he in any channel? | |
Sentroid91 | he was in lobby 2 | |
Sentroid91 | Angelo is Angelo@38.14.93.119 * Angelo | |
Sentroid91 | Angelo on #lobby | |
Sentroid91 | Angelo on #Deep13 | |
Sentroid91 | Angelo using events.scifi.com events.scifi.com | |
Sentroid91 | Angelo has been idle 0 secs, signed on Sun Jun 06 21:42:13 | |
Sentroid91 | Angelo End of /WHOIS list. | |
Sentroid91 | he's still there | |
Sentroid91 | someone pingkill him | |
DarkonZero | Well....time to kill 'im! | |
DarkonZero | Bob...you up to it? | |
BobIshmael | Not right now. | |
DarkonZero | Ok......anyone of the MIF want to take it? | |
BobIshmael | MIF? | |
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DarkonZero | MSTie Interenet Force! | |
Calvin-Crowe | lol | |
BobIshmael | MSTie Internet Force? | |
Calvin-Crowe | Did anyone see the Yodanator? | |
Calvin-Crowe | It's a pic of Yoda with HUGE mucsles | |
DarkonZero | Yes...the MSTie Internet Force.....a group of MSTie that band together to make internet safe for all. | |
DarkonZero | +s to MSTie | |
Calvin-Crowe | With new bold flavor | |
Locdog07 | It's BOLD! | |
DarkonZero | Very! | |
Calvin-Crowe | VERY VERY Bold | |
DarkonZero | So.......who's gonna get the arse.....not me...too lazy. | |
Calvin-Crowe | ? | |
Locdog07 | I just msged him with "MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW" | |
Calvin-Crowe | lol | |
DarkonZero | Good....... | |
DarkonZero | That'll get back here. | |
* Calvin-Crowe laughs his arse off | ||
DarkonZero | Uh...that ain't good....go find your arse. | |
BobIshmael | -> *Angelo* Have you accepted PEZ into your life? | |
Calvin-Crowe | lol | |
DarkonZero | Ahhh...the PEZ tactic...good. | |
BobIshmael | When all else fails... | |
Raven-x | so did every shut up about it? | |
Raven-x | ok good | |
Locdog07 | Who's Every? | |
DarkonZero | -> *Angelo* Are you a PEZ'er? | |
BobIshmael | <Angelo> YES | |
BobIshmael | <Angelo> PEZ RULES | |
BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Is there PEZ in your heart? Has PEZ forgiven you for your sins? | |
Raven-x | every one | |
Raven-x | shoot I need to go | |
*** Raven-x has quit IRC ((signed off)) | ||
BobIshmael | Awww. | |
DarKrow | DOH | |
BobIshmael | <Angelo> what | |
DarkonZero | <Angelo> I like PEZ | |
DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> Well...give ours back! | |
* Calvin-Crowe pokes your eyes out(*)(*) | ||
BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> PEZ, my friend. PEZ loves you no matter what you do. | |
* Sentroid91 1,114 I a15m BA14CK2 [12 •9 bUT i WANNA EAT!!! but EATING!!!!!! 12 •2 ]14 P15age14r 2 [12 •9 OFF 12 •2 ] 14Ti15me Aw14ay 2 [12 •9 27mins 45secs 12 •2 ] | ||
*** SomeGuy has joined #Deep13 | ||
BobIshmael | <Angelo> ok | |
BobIshmael | <Angelo> so | |
BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> PEZ shall be your salvation. | |
Sentroid91 | uhm, say. Doesn't Sorcy like PEZ? | |
Calvin-Crowe | Sing the praises of PEZ! | |
DarkonZero | Hey....some guy just entered. | |
DarKrow | Hey SomeGuy | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
Locdog07 | Yes, he is some guy | |
Calvin-Crowe | Howdy Some Guy | |
SomeGuy | HEy everyone | |
Locdog07 | HEy. | |
DarkonZero | Wow...that's SomeGuy! | |
Calvin-Crowe | .eee.._:@$*e | |
Calvin-Crowe | - .@$$$$$@. .e*' | |
Calvin-Crowe | - .,.O$$$$$$$O*'' | |
Calvin-Crowe | - @* :*$$$$$*' | |
Calvin-Crowe | - '@$#*"''***' | |
Calvin-Crowe | oops | |
BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Give PEZ a chance! | |
Calvin-Crowe | HEy | |
SomeGuy | Why are we singing the praises of PEZ? | |
BobIshmael | Why not? | |
Calvin-Crowe | yeah | |
SomeGuy | I mean, it is very convenient and tasty, I'll give you that | |
DarkonZero | PEZ. | |
* Calvin-Crowe slams a stack )))))))))) | ||
DarkonZero | PEZ. | |
DarkonZero | PEZ. | |
DarkonZero | PEZ. | |
DarkonZero | PEZ. | |
DarkonZero | PEZ. | |
Calvin-Crowe | PEZ | |
BobIshmael | "Nice buzz?" | |
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Calvin-Crowe | howdy | |
Calvin-Crowe | ZOOM | |
Sentroid91 | oops sorry, heheh | |
DarkonZero | It's like the SPAM song....just with PEZ though. | |
DarkonZero | PEZ. | |
DarkonZero | PEZ. | |
DarkonZero | PEZ. | |
DarkonZero | PEZ. | |
DarkonZero | PEZ. | |
DarkonZero | PEZ. | |
DarkonZero | PEZ. | |
DarkonZero | PEZ. | |
Calvin-Crowe | PEZ | |
Calvin-Crowe | PEZ | |
Calvin-Crowe | PEZ | |
Calvin-Crowe | PEZ | |
Calvin-Crowe | PEZ | |
Calvin-Crowe | PEZ | |
SomeGuy | Haha-- I guess.... | |
Calvin-Crowe | I LOVE PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ | |
DarkonZero | PEZ IS GREAT! | |
Calvin-Crowe | PEZ IS SWELL | |
DarKrow | PEZ IN THE PLACE WHERE YOU ARE | |
DarKrow | IT'S REAL SWEET | |
DarKrow | THINK ABOUT SELECTION | |
SomeGuy | My brother went to Prom with 6 PEZ dispensers strapped to his suspenders... just a little anecdote | |
DarkonZero | PEZ......when you need it! | |
Calvin-Crowe | PEZ TASTES JUST LIKE SUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR | |
DarKrow | HOW MANY FLAVORS NOW? | |
DarkonZero | 4 | |
*** Capt-Killer has joined #Deep13 | ||
Capt-Killer | hello | |
Calvin-Crowe | howdy | |
DarkonZero | Hey....we got a killer! | |
Calvin-Crowe | Cap'n crunchy | |
SomeGuy | Hi Capt-Killer | |
Capt-Killer | that's what they say | |
Capt-Killer | Hey some Guy | |
Locdog07 | So, Capt-Killer, you kill Capts? | |
DarkonZero | So......you just go and kill Capt., eh? | |
DarkonZero | D'OH! | |
SomeGuy | Hey... ok... judging by the title of this room... do people tend to talk about MST3K in here? .. | |
Sentroid91 | Why would you want to kill Stube? | |
BobIshmael | On occasion. | |
* SomeGuy fears getting flamed | ||
Capt-Killer | I'm a Capt. that kills | |
Locdog07 | Canadian, DZ? | |
BobIshmael | Fears? | |
* Calvin-Crowe flames SomeGuy | ||
Capt-Killer | I lkie MST3K | |
DarkonZero | Yes....I got my Canadian on today! | |
BobIshmael | STUPID MST3K! | |
BobIshmael | WE HATE THAT SHOW! | |
Capt-Killer | Shut-up | |
Calvin-Crowe | I lkie MST3k a lot | |
Locdog07 | .... | |
* DarkonZero gasps....then realizes it's Bob. | ||
Locdog07 | I might kick you, Bob | |
BobIshmael | Huh? | |
SomeGuy | Ok, I was just afraid I asked a question that was in some mysterious FAQ that I shoulda known about... always a danger that one faces when venturing into a new room | |
Sentroid91 | SILENCE!!! | |
Capt-Killer | Have you heard they're canceling it | |
* Calvin-Crowe beats the crap out of Bob for saying that | ||
Sentroid91 | I cannot tolerate your insolence!!! | |
DarkonZero | Uh, Bob.....make a hasty retreat! | |
*** Capt-Killer has left #Deep13 | ||
BobIshmael | I thought I did. | |
SomeGuy | They're not cancelling it if we have anything to do with it! Right guys? Eh? | |
DarkonZero | Oh....yeah. | |
DarkonZero | Yeah, eh! | |
SomeGuy | heh... | |
* BobIshmael remains silent, waiting for the right moment to.. ATTACK! | ||
DarkonZero | We gotta keep the saving goin', eh! | |
SomeGuy | Uhh.... | |
Calvin-Crowe | Saddle Soap.....cleaning compound of deciet | |
* Calvin-Crowe will be right baq | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
Locdog07 | MAMMU | |
* DarkonZero ponders into goin' into Dr. Z mode. | ||
DarKrow | Untruths: MST3k Sucks, Bonnie Hammer is the best network exec, and the internet has no future | |
BobIshmael | Oh, it's a passing fad. | |
Locdog07 | Truths: I am NOT an egg! | |
DarkonZero | Uh.....what about Fallay Rules. | |
DarKrow | Fallay? | |
* Locdog07 watches a fad cross the road | ||
DarkonZero | Total untruth! | |
Locdog07 | Hey, it's just a passing fad | |
DarkonZero | ....... | |
SomeGuy | Why would anyone cancel MST3K :( OR are we only fooling ourselves, and the only msties that're left are a pack of 100,000 rabid fans? | |
DarKrow | The Biggest untruth: Microsoft is not a monopoly | |
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DarkonZero | Microsoft just bought my fave RPG company. | |
DarKrow | ! | |
SomeGuy | What'd they buy? | |
DarKrow | Which company? | |
DarkonZero | FASA Corp. | |
BobIshmael | AOL just bought Winplay. | |
BobIshmael | And Netscape.. | |
DarkonZero | More like FASA Interactive. | |
DarKrow | AOL AND M$ MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! | |
BobIshmael | And ICQ. | |
SomeGuy | Now if Microsoft buys AOL... | |
DarKrow | THEN THE WORLD ENDS! | |
SomeGuy | haha | |
DarkonZero | We all go to hell in a clown car. | |
DarKrow | IT's the end of the world as we know it | |
DarKrow | IT's the end of the world as we know it | |
DarKrow | IT's the end of the world as we know it | |
DarKrow | And I feel fine! | |
BobIshmael | No, bad! | |
DarKrow | IT's the end of the world as we know it | |
DarKrow | IT's the end of the world as we know it | |
DarKrow | IT's the end of the world as we know it | |
Locdog07 | IT | |
DarKrow | And I feel fine! | |
DarkonZero | AOL owns ICQ | |
SomeGuy | Wow, this could go on for some time... | |
DarKrow | I must leave | |
BobIshmael | It's the end of the world of we know it, and I feel sort of bloated. | |
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Locdog07 | IT'S......Monty Python's Flying Circus | |
DarkonZero | MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS! | |
Calvin-Crowe | It's | |
DarkonZero | I gotta go folks...see ya! | |
Calvin-Crowe | cu | |
Locdog07 | Bye DZ | |
BobIshmael | Aww. | |
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
*** Disconnected | ||
Session Close: Sun Jun 06 19:05:45 1999 | ||
Session Start: Sun Jun 06 20:02:16 1999 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is 'Tangbabangmenangagang!' | ||
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room! | ||
* BobIshmael looks up. | ||
BobIshmael | Oh, bugger off Boz. | |
MrNelson | Hey, DZ. | |
DarkonZero | Hello all.....er....few. | |
MrNelson | The proud... The marines! | |
DarkonZero | Just got out of a TRIBES session. | |
BobIshmael | Oh.. Those. | |
DarkonZero | Oh....we mighty few. | |
DarkonZero | Wow.....packed room! | |
Bozarth | Has Cam been around | |
DarkonZero | Not that I know of. | |
BobIshmael | Ditto. | |
DarkonZero | Well......what got our tongues? | |
MrNelson | That little spider that's crawling up your back. | |
DarkonZero | Oh....... | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.....ICP......means "I see pee" not "Stay the f*ck out". | |
BobIshmael | Executive Vice-President of MSTieGate, MST Episode Librarian, Co-Creator of MSTapes, | |
BobIshmael | Chatroom Operator | |
BobIshmael | Oops. | |
BobIshmael | Sorry 'bout that. | |
DarkonZero | ....... | |
DarkonZero | Should we drop into other rooms just for the hell of it.....or no? | |
* BobIshmael is away at the moment. | ||
BobIshmael | Feel free though. | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.......maybe. | |
Bozarth | gotta go | |
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DarkonZero | Well....I'm outta here! | |
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
*** Disconnected | ||
Session Close: Sun Jun 06 20:13:15 1999 |
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