#Deep13_990604.log

Session Start: Fri Jun 04 00:28:26 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
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* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room!
levitanhi
DarkonZeroHey Rave......someone else is usin' your name.
Raven-xreally who?
DarkonZeroIn the #dominion, I guess they're called Darkness.
Raven-xI bet you he isn't even a mst3k fan either
DarkonZeroWho knows.....
Raven-xoh my you are right
Raven-xthat bitch
DarkonZeroHehe....
Raven-xhow do you do a ping kill with out killing your self?
DeRaptoryou need a clone.
DeRaptor'lo Darkon.
DarkonZeroHmmmm......don't know...never had to result to stuff like that.
DarkonZeroHey De.
Raven-xoh ok np
levitan???????
levitani wase
Raven-xhow do you put a space in the nicknames?
levitanheh
Raven-xI mean how do they?
levitanhmmmmm.
DeRaptorhmm...
DarkonZeroNever figured that out yet....
DarkonZeroI never figured that out yet......
DeRaptorDisney makes good things bad, and MST3K makes bad things good. Which one deserves to survive?
DarkonZeroDISNEY MUST DIE!
DarkonZeroYou know the answer then.
DarkonZeroMy answer.
Raven-xnever midn I pinged the living crap out of him
DarkonZeroHehe.....
DeRaptorheheheh
* DeRaptor ponders draining all of Disney's funds into BBI...
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....interesting idea.....to hack is to succeed.
levitanarthur c. clarke must NOTdie
* MSTAnon has saved up a bit for the auction. =(
Raven-xhe is old
Raven-xlike in his 90's
levitanso...
levitanhies god
Raven-xI'm surprised he is still alive
DarkonZeroHe's gonna kick that bucket sooner or later.
levitanhe he
Raven-xhe had Polio
DarkonZeroRave...still tryin' to rid the other?
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DeRaptorAnything you got your eye on, Anon?
Raven-xI did
Raven-xbut then I pinged too much
Prometheus16Hi, everyone.
DarkonZeroOh....
levitanlev looks at his pc mouse and mabye switch over to anoder rom.
Raven-xmaybe I should just change my name to Raven
levitandon't
Raven-xbut then it will not be the same
DarkonZeroYeah....
levitanrigth
DarkonZeroI won't be me without the "Zero".
Raven-xyeah
levitanlisen i'm going to anoder room.ok
DarkonZeroOk.....
Raven-xhey DarkonZero, you play megaman, cause the word Zero just reminded me of it
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DarkonZeroI loved the Mega Man series.
MSTAnonMega Man! Yes!
Raven-xhave you played Megaman 9?
MSTAnonThere's no such thing.
DarkonZeroNope....
Raven-xyes there is
Raven-xthere is a mega man 9
Raven-xI have it on Rom, and it is the best one yet
MSTAnonYou're referring to Rockman and Forte, not Mega Man 9.
Raven-xit is considered Megaman 9 for some reason
Raven-xbut any way it is the best one I have played
DarkonZeroI just went to Gizmonics.com......interestin' stuff. I miss the Ant Site though.
DeRaptorhmm...crazy ol' Joel.
MSTAnonSee a numeral "9" anywhere in the title? Didn't think so.
DarkonZeroAnon....calm down.
DarkonZeroIt doesn't matter.
Raven-xoh well doesn't matter, it was the best Megaman out of all of them
DarkonZeroGames are games.
* MSTAnon will get Mega Man 9 when it comes out... One of these years. =P
Raven-xshoot I need to learn how to read japanese, so I can understand these japanese roms
* DarkonZero will get a life, once he finds one.
MSTAnonJapanese! Woo-hoo!
Raven-xthat will be lots of fun
Raven-xhehehe
DarkonZeroI'm still learin' the darned language.
MSTAnonI start on it this fall.
DarkonZero+n to learin'.
DarkonZeroI'm teaching myself.
DeRaptorheheh
DeRaptorhey Darkon, when you find a life, y'think you can pick me one up too?
DarkonZeroRave....goto www.KidTempo.com.......you can learn there quickly.
DarkonZeroDe.....you got it.
Raven-xsorry it is just as pointless as a SW fan tryuing to get a life
Raven-xj/k
MSTAnonWell, they DID stand in line for over a month.
DarkonZeroWell.....my life is shapin' out quite nicely.......it's oblong!
Prometheus16lol
Raven-xlearning a foriegn language quickly is like saying you can get a lawyer degree in five minutes
DarkonZeroHehe....yeah.
DeRaptorheh
DarkonZeroWell...ok...you don't actually learn that quickly.
MSTAnonWell, all you really have to do is live in a foreign country for awhile.
DarkonZeroYou learn gradually.
MSTAnonOr so I hear.
DeRaptorDarkon, know the rules for stringing together nouns and adjectives and stuff yet?
DarkonZeroNope....not a thing.
DeRaptoroh. nuts.
DarkonZeroAll I know that "wa" is used to connect phrases.
* DeRaptor wants to know if "Karasu Jinzouningen" is the right way to say "Crow T. Robot"
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DarkonZeroThe guy who made the lesson plan hasn't updated his site since last ear.
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DarkonZero+y to ear.
Raven-xlast ear, wow, that is like one ear over
DarkonZeroYup....
DeRaptorhmmm...nuts.
DarkonZeroI lost an ear.......
MSTAnonEars and nuts.
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
DarkonZeroThe guy only has one lesson plan anyways.
MSTAnonTwo things that shouldn't be kicked.
DarkonZeroThat's why 'm taking it  upon myself to teach myself......like I did with so many other things.
DarkonZeroGood one Anon.
MSTAnonSo glad you approve.
Raven-xkicked in the ear, oh no that is the weakspot
Raven-xhehehehe
DarkonZeroAnd the rear too!
DarkonZeroOk...enough of that.
DarkonZeroParts: Things to be kicked.
MSTAnonWell, it's been a busy day with me graduating and all. G'night!
Raven-xwell you can go ahead an kick a finger
DarkonZeroNight Anon!
Raven-xbye MstAnon
Prometheus16Nite, Anon.
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DarkonZeroGraduating........oh, the memories.
DarkonZeroThe picture taken of my back....
DarkonZeroThe comdom thrown at the honor student.....
DarkonZeroThe Principal yellin' at us....
DarkonZero<sniffle>
Raven-xheheh you should have watched Leno, they had one of the funniest SW collectors items on the show
Prometheus16lol
DarkonZeroI can't stand Chino!
DarkonZeroBut, that's me.
Raven-xhe gices those SW fans everything they deserve
Raven-xgives
Raven-xyou may hate Leno, but David Letterman is worse
DarkonZeroWell......whatever he's doin' he should stop.
DarkonZeroI know.....
Raven-xthe sad part is Letterman isn't even funny
Raven-xit is like Jerry Springer being forced to stop fighting on the show
DarkonZeroI don't watch late night talk shows anymore.......lost interest in them. Oh.....except Space Ghost.
Prometheus16Yeah, I watch that too.
DarkonZeroI watch only two channels.......Cartoon Network and ZDTV.
Raven-xZDTV kicks ass
DarkonZeroAnd Sci-fi for MST3K.....
Raven-xI watch that almost all the time
DarkonZeroOk...that's 3½.
DeRaptorthose rendered characters on ZDTV scare me...
Raven-xthey are ugly and poorly animated
DarkonZeroYes they are....
DeRaptorthey're just flipping scary.
DarkonZeroTHE SURF GURU.....he's plain out psycho!
Raven-xSurf Guru is funny
DarkonZeroThat he is...
DarkonZeroAnd psycho!
Raven-xI think he spent way too much time surfing the internet
DarkonZeroTo correct myself.......it's 2½ channels.
DarkonZeroHmmmmmm........
Raven-xI watch NBC mainly for Conan O Brien, you can tell NBC is getting desperate for rating by placing Frasier and Friends back to back
Raven-xratings
* DarkonZero wonders if the Surf Guru ever need to go.....uh....potty, cause he's always fidgitting.
Raven-xspeaking of potty I saw thise really sick ad for Quake 3
Raven-xthis
DarkonZeroHehe....
DarkonZeroOh....I seen the ad.
Raven-xit is sick
DarkonZeroYup.
DarkonZeroIt truly is....
DarkonZeroStop before I get sick.
DarkonZeroThough it's gonna be another one of those static multiplay shooters.
DarkonZeroFrankly......I'm bored of them.
DeRaptorwhat happens in it?
DeRaptorthe commercial, I mean.
DarkonZeroIt's a mag ad De.
Raven-xwell it shows a picture of a filthy room, and a table with Quake 3 showing on the monitor, and in front of the table is a toilet, that has already been used
DeRaptoroh.
DeRaptorewww...
DarkonZeroHmmmmmm........well.
DarkonZeroI'm rather sick.
DeRaptorThey show the crap in it?
DarkonZeroNOOOOO!
DarkonZeroWHY?????
DarkonZeroWHY THAT QUESTION?
DeRaptoridunno...
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DeRaptorhow else would you know the toilet's been used?
* DarkonZero tries to erase the image.
Raven-xno, but it was a krust filthy toilet
DeRaptor'lo there...
DeRaptoroh. ick.
mewtwohater
DarkonZeroDe.....you gotta wach what you say around me......I visualize thing to great detail.
Raven-xMewTwo, isn't that a Pokèmon?
DarkonZeroYup....
DarkonZeroPsychic one....
mewtwothe sterges onpokemon
* DarkonZero is embarassed of his knowledge of Pokémon.
mewtwohe will kille anotherpokemon
Raven-xhehe metwo
DarkonZeroHEHEHEHEHE!
DarkonZeroGood one..
mewtwono
mewtwoi amnot
DarkonZeroI gotta stop seeing Pokémon stuff.
mewtwo..............
mewtwoayhay
mewtwohow do you know
mewtwozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............................................
DeRaptorPokemon freaks my shit.
DarkonZeroWhy are y'all lookin' at me funny!
mewtwohahahahahahaha
DarkonZeroDe.....interestin' way to put it.
mewtwoHAHA
Prometheus16lol
DarkonZeroFreaks my shit.......now how is that done?
mewtwomsr.raaptor
Raven-xyou place the Tv right next to the toilet?
DeRaptorwell, Joel said it first.
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DarkonZeroBob.....
mewtwohahah ehe
BobIshmaelDz....
Raven-x"WATCH OUT THERE GONNA JUMP ALL OVER THE PLACE"
Prometheus16Hey, Bob.
mewtwodbz
BobIshmaelHey.. You.
BobIshmaelOh, yes. Prometheus, is it? I knew that.
mewtwo...............WHAT
DarkonZeroOr Prom.
Raven-xthose must be mexican jumping shit
DarkonZeroHigh School Prom
DarkonZeroEnough with the shit......
mewtworeeley high
DarkonZeroShit has been said.
mewtwohahahahha
mewtwonot me???????
DarkonZeroOh...sorry.
DarkonZeroMe so sorry.....
DarkonZeroBob.....
mewtwoyou sorry aall day
mewtwomy bad
DarkonZeroYa freak!
mewtwoyou
Raven-x"whooooooo I pooped my draws I'm so excited" -crow from Riding with Death
mewtwosyop it
DarkonZeroOh........no poopie1
DarkonZero1 to!
DarkonZero1 to !
mewtwocool
mewtwoyou pipe
DeRaptorHow is that even possible, he's a robo-...oh, he's talking for the guy in the movie...eheheheh...
DarkonZeroYes....yes...De.
mewtwooh sorry
DarkonZeroThere...there.
mewtwodragonballZ
* DarkonZero pats De on the shoulder sarcastically.
mewtwoDRAGONBALLZ
DarkonZero.........
mewtwodragon dragon
DarkonZeroYeah......and?
mewtwoball
mewtwoZ
DarkonZeroOk.......
mewtwofith the dragon
DarkonZeroFith?
mewtwoyeh it is cod
DarkonZeroWho kows what Fith is.....? A Sith who farted?
Prometheus16lol
DarkonZero+n to kows.
mewtwohahaha
mewtwocool
mewtwoyou like no
mewtwop.p.
DarkonZeroOk....enough of those bad jokes.
DarkonZeroThough they are logged.
mewtwowewe
DarkonZeroOk....enough.....
mewtwo:(
mewtwohahahahhhehehehe
DarkonZeroWell.....sorry.....I gotta get my social status back.
mewtwook
DarkonZeroThe others think I'm already weird.
mewtwoyou ok man
DarkonZeroNo....
DarkonZeroI'm Picasso!
mewtwotake pile and call me
DarkonZeroA pile?
DarkonZeroOf what?
mewtwoin the morning
DeRaptorlala
DarkonZeroNo......don't answer that.
* DeRaptor jumps around.
* DarkonZero just floats in the air.
* DarkonZero his virtual image is breakin' down.
mewtwoit is so high
mewtwoweeeeee wweeeeeeeeeee
mewtwoso cool
DarkonZeroNO MORE TOILET HUMOR!
Prometheus16lol
mewtwoi can see you
mewtwohahahah
DeRaptoruh oh.
DarkonZeroUh huh.
DarkonZeroWhat De?
mewtwo??????
mewtwoi am com aging
mewtwoi am cool
DarkonZeroWHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYIN'?
mewtwoclod 9 :)
DarkonZeroSHUT UP!
DarkonZeroSHUT UP!
DarkonZeroSHUT UP!
DarkonZeroSHUT UP!
DarkonZeroSHUT UP!
mewtwocloud
mewtwoyou ther
* DarkonZero thinks voices are gettin' louder.
DarkonZeroDARNED FURBY!
mewtwohahahahahahahahahahaaaahAhgS
DeRaptorHmm...isn't falay a sweet boy?: http://www.insidetheweb.com/messageboard/mbs.cgi/mb221765
mewtwo:) :)
DarkonZeroWell see.....
mewtwohahhahahaha
DarkonZeroI still wish I could have used that text I wrote.
mewtwowhy
DarkonZeroCause.....
mewtwois it col cool
mewtwo............................
mewtwoyou are borging
mewtwocarzy boy
BobIshmaelWe are borging?
DarkonZeroYes....we are.
mewtwowho are you
mewtwosee he is going
DarkonZeroHmmmm....Fillet, has a lot goin' for him.....a lot of nothing!
mewtwomsr. DZ
mewtwohe be ccarzy ;0
Prometheus16Ccarzy?
mewtwoget read of the c
mewtwomsr.rx r uther
Prometheus16Carzy?
mewtwohmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmhhmm
mewtwoo boy
mewtwo:(
Prometheus16lol
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mewtwo^..^
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Raven-xshoot I need to get going now I'll be back later
mewtwoi can fly
DarkonZeroLater R-X!
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mewtwook
mewtwonow
DarkonZeroFillet should take on the name A$$master or am I being too harsh?
mewtwoyou lit man
mewtwoshort
Prometheus16How old are you, mewtwo? 12?
mewtwoyour ok r
mewtwono
mewtwoyou are 12
mewtwo??????????????
Prometheus16I'm 16.
DarkonZeroWell.....it seems we got a candidate for a bootin'. But that ain't my field.
mewtwo^..^:) good for you
mewtwo13
mewtwocarzy man
mewtwoi dont like you
* BobIshmael wonders what a "carzy" is.
DarkonZeroSame here.
mewtwocrazy
DarkonZeroCrazy for cars I guess.
BobIshmael"The new Nissan Carzy."
DarkonZeroCarzy....
* DeRaptor yawns.
mewtwozzzzzzzzzzzz...
BobIshmael"You'll be crazy about Carzy."
DarkonZeroHmmmmm....De....get some sleep.
mewtwoyour funny
mewtwoilike you
BobIshmaelIt's not My funny!
BobIshmaelIt's his funny.
DarkonZeroAwww.....he likes ya Bob.
BobIshmaelGET HIM AWAY!
mewtwoI KNOW THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DarkonZeroI can't.
mewtwoyou are cool
mewtwoi am sorry
DarkonZeroNot me......never was cool.
BobIshmaelTell me something I don't know.
mewtwoyes you
DarkonZeroSo....just keep your disatance.
mewtwocrazy man
BobIshmaelWho me? Yes, you! Not me! Then who?
DarkonZeroWhoever.
DarkonZero?
mewtwonoooooooooooooooooo!
BobIshmael"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar."
DarkonZeroHE DID!
BobIshmaelGET 'IM!
mewtwomsr.dz
DarkonZeroGET 'IM!
BobIshmaelmewtwo.. Do you like PEZ?
* DarkonZero tries to get the cookie theif!
DarkonZeroOh.....yeah PEZ!
mewtwo??????
* DarkonZero scratches the chase.
BobIshmaelYou didn't take our PEZ, did you?!
DarkonZeroHmmmmm......I think he did.
BobIshmaelYou better not have taken the PEZ!
mewtwowhat is that
mewtwo:(
BobIshmaelSTOP IT! HE'S TAKING MORE!
DarkonZeroHEY!
DarkonZeroPEZ THEIF!
mewtwo????????????????????
BobIshmaelWhat's is your problem, mewtwo? Why are you taking our PEZ?
DarkonZeroYeah....
mewtwowhat is pez
DarkonZeroDe.....you know where your PEZ is?
mewtwono
mewtwoNO
mewtwoNO
BobIshmaelMEWTWO TOOK DE'S PEZ, TOO!
mewtwoi don t
DarkonZeroYOU DID!
mewtwopunk
mewtwoi dent
mewtwohe did
BobIshmaelWE SAW YOU!
BobIshmaelGive it back!
mewtwoyou cant see
DarkonZeroNOW GIVE OUR PEZ BACK!
DarkonZeroNOW!
BobIshmaelI can see just dandy.
mewtwocrazy
DarkonZeroAs do I.....
mewtwocrazy
mewtwono
BobIshmaelPYLE! GIVE US OUR PEZ BACK!
DarkonZeroYOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S CRAZY STEALIN' OUR PEZ!
mewtwoi aht pez
BobIshmaelA CRAZY PEZ THEIF!
mewtwoi like dbz
mewtwoyou crazy
DarkonZeroQuit changin' the subject.
BobIshmaelIf you don't like our PEZ, then why steal it?!
mewtwoyou
DarkonZeroGIVE BACK THE PEZ!
* DeRaptor wakes up.
DeRaptorHE TOOK MY PEZ!
DeRaptorTHAT JERK!
mewtwohahahahahahahahhaha
DeRaptorHey, c'mon, give me my pez back...
BobIshmaelREALLY!
DeRaptorMy doctor says I have to have it...
DarkonZeroAll of it!
Prometheus16HE TOOK MY PEZ TOO!!!
DeRaptorOtherwise...I might hurt people...
BobIshmaelIf it makes you feel better, you can keep some of mine.
DarkonZeroNOW.....THE PEZ!
BobIshmaelDe will, too. You better give it back.
BobIshmaelPEZ! MAN, BEFORE DE SNAPS!
BobIshmaelQUICKLY!
DarkonZeroCOME ON!
BobIshmaelPlease, I'm begging you.
mewtwoHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMmm
* DarkonZero starts to see De crack.
BobIshmaelHURRY!
DarkonZeroCOME ON MAN!
DarkonZeroGIVE IT BACK!
BobIshmaelYou don't know what De'll do to us if the PEZ is missing!
mewtwohi de
DarkonZeroOr to you......
BobIshmaelPlease, for all of our sakes!
* DarkonZero sees De nervously shakin'.
mewtwoi
BobIshmael".. will give it back?"
mewtwodont hav it
DeRaptorAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGG!!!
DeRaptorKILL, KILL KILLL!
BobIshmaelON NO!
DarkonZeroYOU DO.....
DarkonZeroRUN@
*** mewtwo was kicked by DeRaptor (DIE DIE DIE!!!!)
DarkonZeroFUJSEHINEF
BobIshmaelIT BEGINS!
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DeRaptorAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGG!!!!
DeRaptorKILL KILL KILL!
DeRaptorDIE DIE DIE!
DeRaptorDIE DIE DI-...huh?
DeRaptorOh, I did that again.
DeRaptorI gotta stop that.
DarkonZeroHehe.......
levitanheh
Prometheus16lol
BobIshmael-> *mewtwo* Please help us... De's gone crazy.
DarkonZeroLevi.........you get our PEZ?
levitanpez?
BobIshmaelYeah, lev. You find it?
BobIshmaelMewtwo took, but I think he lost it some where.
DarkonZeroYou know.....PEZ.
BobIshmaelP-E-Z.
BobIshmaelPEZ.
levitanhwat is pez
DarkonZeroUh oh......I think he was in kahootz.
BobIshmaelHe better now have been.
BobIshmaelI hate people who take our PEZ.
DarkonZeroAs do I......
levitanis deraptor mad?
BobIshmaelDe does, too.
BobIshmaelMad doesn't begin to describe it.
DeRaptornoope
BobIshmaelSEE! DE'S ENRAGED!
DeRaptorOh, Bob, I was gonna tell you, you should change your page's name to the Satellite Of Gove.
DarkonZeroMore like ravin' murderer!
* DeRaptor spins around and growls like Taz.
DarkonZeroUH OH......SHE NEED HER PEZ!
BobIshmaelOh, but it pronounced "Go-vah." But, not with the giant pause in the middle.
levitanlev trhows chins around De Raptor
DarkonZeroChins?
levitanchains
BobIshmaelI got a big chin.
BobIshmaelI got a big chin.
DarkonZeroWATCH OUT...HE HAS CHINS!
levitanchain sav macaker
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DarkonZeroD'oh!
Prometheus16lol
DeRaptoryaaaah!
DarkonZeroWell......was that all of them?
DarkonZeroOr should we find more?
BobIshmaelThey will come to us.
BobIshmael"If you build it, etc."
DarkonZeroWell.....there aren't anymore to find anyways.
DarkonZero"If we leave them there, they will steal...."
BobIshmaelPrometheus.. What is PEZ?
DarkonZeroYeah.....
BobIshmaelYEAH!
DarkonZeroWell.......we're waiting.
Prometheus16Candy?
BobIshmaelDamn, he knows.
DarkonZeroAhhh......dag nabbit.
BobIshmaelWell, that zaps the fun out of it.
BobIshmaelPEZ, PEZ, PEZ, PEZ, PEZ.
DarkonZeroShould you show 'em our first victim?
BobIshmaelhttp://gove.virtualave.net/thor.htm
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* Crow falls out of the Umbilicus.
CrowWAAAAUUUGH!
Crowow.
BobIshmaelCROW!
DeRaptorhello there little guy....uh oh.
Prometheus16Hey, Crow.
* Crow takes one look at Bob and runs.
* BobIshmael gives Crow a big ol' hug.
Crowmph! No!
BobIshmaelCome back.
CrowHe's gonna tink me!
DarkonZeroOh....De.....the Crowling.
BobIshmaelI only want to love!
CrowDon't hit or yell or tink...
BobIshmaelI just want to love ya', buddy.
BobIshmaelGimme a hug!
DarkonZero.........
* BobIshmael runs after Crow.
* DarkonZero watches the mayhem.
* BobIshmael hugs Crow.
* BobIshmael pins Crow down..
DarkonZero...........
* BobIshmael tinks him repeatedly.
BobIshmael*tink*
BobIshmael*tink*
BobIshmael*tink*
BobIshmael*tink*
DarkonZeroUh.......um....oh.
* BobIshmael runs away laughing.
DarkonZeroOh well.....
CrowWAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
BobIshmaelCrow's a good sport, isn't he?
* Crow runs after Bob and bites him, hard.
DarkonZeroBob always "tinks" of Crow.....
BobIshmaelOw.
BobIshmaelStupid bowling pin!
DarkonZeroI gota let that one die.
* Crow refuses to let go, digging his beak deeper into Bob's tender human flesh.
BobIshmaelThat thing hurts, y'know.
Crowgrrrr...
DarkonZeroHmmmm....blood.
* BobIshmael tinks Crow.
BobIshmael*tink*
Crowgrrr...grr...ooh, tastes like copper.
Crowow!
DarkonZeroOil.....
* Crow lets go and runs.
DarkonZeroMore blood.
* BobIshmael looks at his bleeding forearm.
* BobIshmael looks at Crow.
* BobIshmael looks at hs arm, again.
* BobIshmael returns his gaze to Crow.
* BobIshmael pulls a giant concrete mallet out of his back pocket.
* DarkonZero watches this melodrama!
DarkonZeroHmmmmm......
BobIshmaelNo more ball-pen hammer..
BobIshmaelThis time..
BobIshmaelIt's..
BobIshmaelPersonal.
* DeRaptor puts her claw into Bob's trachea.
* BobIshmael runs after Crow holding the mallet..
* DeRaptor threatens to push it all the way in if Bob dares hurt Crow...
* BobIshmael slips and falls on the hammer.
* DarkonZero sees Crow excrete more oil......ansd sees more of Bob's blood.
Crowwaaaaaaah!
* DeRaptor fixes Crow.
* BobIshmael backs away from the sharpness on his throat.
BobIshmael*psst* Hey, DZ, I gotta job for you.
DarkonZeroViolence........only brings you to DEEP HURTING!
DarkonZeroWhat?
BobIshmaelShhh.
DarkonZeroOk......
BobIshmaelI need you to take this mallet, and whack Crow upside the head with it. Okay?
DarkonZero.......k
* DarkonZero takes MALLET in hand.
* BobIshmael whistles nonchalantly.
* DarkonZero sneaks up to Crow.
* DarkonZero gets ready to swing.
* DarkonZero pauses....DRAMATICALLY.
* DarkonZero swings
* BobIshmael says under his breath, "do it."
BobIshmaelYAY!
* DarkonZero misses....and takes out a wall of expensive art!
* BobIshmael watches as Crow flies across #deep13.
BobIshmaelAwww.
DarkonZeroD'oh!
BobIshmaelWell, at least you hit some art.
BobIshmaelI hate art.
DarkonZero.........
BobIshmaelBut, I bet YOU like it.
* BobIshmael glares at Crow.
DarkonZeroI don't even know what it was.
* Crow glares back.
* BobIshmael continues glaring.
* DarkonZero still has MALLET in hand.
DarkonZeroHehe.....
* DarkonZero looks at everyone.....
BobIshmaelNot just "mallet," it's MALLET!
DarkonZeroHehe.......
* BobIshmael glares at DZ.
* BobIshmael takes the MALLET from DZ.
* DarkonZero starts to make his way towards everyone.....
BobIshmaelYou can't be trusted.
* DarkonZero keeps hold.
DarkonZeroHehe......
* BobIshmael uses his super human strength to take the mallet.
* DarkonZero lifts the might MALLET!
BobIshmaelYou can't be trusted.
* DarkonZero still keeps hold.
BobIshmaelNuh-uh. Cheater.
DarkonZeroHehe.......
DarkonZeroSo.....hehehe.......
* DarkonZero drops it on his foot.
DarkonZeroDAH!
BobIshmaelOh, well.
BobIshmaelWe destroyed some art, and broke DZ's toe.
* DarkonZero looks at his flattened foot.........
* DeRaptor watches...
DarkonZeroUh........medic?
BobIshmaelAll in a day's work for.. *dramatic pause* BOB!
BobIshmaelNo.
BobIshmaelNo medic.
DarkonZeromedic?
BobIshmaelNo.
* DarkonZero sees blood flowin' from his foot.....
DarkonZeroOh shoot......
* BobIshmael laughs at DZ's misfortune.
DarkonZeroMedic.....
BobIshmaelNo.
* DarkonZero starts to get dizzy.
* BobIshmael give DZ some duct tape.
BobIshmaelUse that.
DarkonZeroMedic.......
BobIshmaelNo. Use duct tape.
DarkonZeroDuct tape.....hmmmmm
BobIshmaelDON'T EAT IT!
* DarkonZero uses the duct tape...and manage to get tangle in it.....
DarkonZeroHelp.......
BobIshmaelNo.
DarkonZeroHelp......
BobIshmaelNo.
* DarkonZero is still gettin' dizzy.
* BobIshmael laughs.
* DarkonZero falls to the ground.
* DeRaptor must go...
BobIshmaelAwww.
DeRaptorbye bye
BobIshmaelBut, I wanna hurt Crow s'more.
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DeRaptorno!
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BobIshmaelAdios De.
BobIshmaelCrud.
* DarkonZero manages to speak.....
DarkonZerohelp
BobIshmaelOh, get over yourself..
DarkonZeroOk!
BobIshmaelIt's always ME ME ME!
* DarkonZero jumps back up!
DarkonZeroTA DA!
BobIshmaelThere, don't you feel better?
DarkonZeroNo....you're here.
DarkonZeroKiddin'.
DarkonZeroOr am I?
BobIshmaelYou are?
BobIshmaelNo.
DarkonZeroNaw....I am.
BobIshmaelI am not kidding? Or not?
DarkonZeroI'm not.
DarkonZeroI am.
BobIshmaelSo, you're not not kidding?
DarkonZeroI'm not.
DarkonZeroI'm not.
DarkonZeroI am.
DarkonZeroBob.....you're one of one.
BobIshmaelI thought I was seven of eleven, but whatever.
DarkonZeroNo.......you are a Thifty Mart.
DarkonZeroThrifty, even.
BobIshmaelDon't try to play your zen mind games with me, boy-o.
DarkonZeroZEN......I love it.
DarkonZeroBob.....the Jedi Council does not approve of your ways.
Prometheus16I must go. See you all later.
BobIshmaelThe Jedi Council can lick me.
DarkonZeroBye....
BobIshmaelWhatever, Prom.
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BobIshmaelCrud.
DarkonZeroThe Jedi Council said they would do what you said.
BobIshmaelThey will? How much?
BobIshmael"#Deep13, After Hours."
DarkonZeroHmmmmm.....$1,000,000,000
BobIshmaelThat's okay.
DarkonZeroIt is?
* BobIshmael thought he might like to go to the show.
DarkonZeroWhat show?
DarkonZeroThat show?
* DarkonZero points.
* BobIshmael wanted to feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet cadet glow.
DarkonZeroThe twin clown porn.
BobIshmaelYeah, that's the one.
BobIshmaelThey're midgets, right?
DarkonZeroSpace cadet cadet?
BobIshmaelSHUT UP!
DarkonZeroOk....
* BobIshmael cries.
DarkonZeroMidget......naw.
BobIshmaelOh, then that's not the one.
DarkonZeroMore like Bozo......
DarkonZerowithout the red nose.
DarkonZeroWe should stop......
DarkonZeroThis is bad.
BobIshmaelYeah.
BobIshmaelA tad.
* BobIshmael shakes his finger.
DarkonZeroThough it wasn't like the night TheCambot talked to the fan....
DarkonZeroIf only that was logged.
BobIshmaelYeah.
DarkonZeroFunny stuff.
* BobIshmael ponders searching his logs.
BobIshmaelSo much work.
DarkonZeroYeah.....
BobIshmaelDid you see cybersex.txt?
DarkonZeroNo....
BobIshmaelhttp://gove.virtualave.net/cybersex.txt
DarkonZeroGot it....
BobIshmaelGot it, as in you've seen it?
DarkonZeroNo.....meaning that I'll see it.
BobIshmaelAh.
* DarkonZero is reading....
BobIshmaelJust so you know, Cam sucks at harassing newbies having cybersex.
DarkonZeroHehe....
BobIshmaelI had to go in and bail him out.
DarkonZeroHehe....
BobIshmaelYou should have seen it after I left, it was pathetic.
DarkonZeroWhat happened....if you know?
BobIshmaelHe just made smart ass comments after everything she said(as though it were a MSTing)
BobIshmaelBut, it wasn't funny at all.
BobIshmaelOh well. Poor Cam.
DarkonZeroYeah......he's not doing well in what I'm reding.
DarkonZero+a to reding.
DarkonZeroCamp songs?
BobIshmaelYeah, whatofit?
BobIshmaelKeep in mind, this girl wanted to have "cybersex" with jasoN and Cam..
DarkonZeroI am........good stuff.......Herbal Essences....
DarkonZeroNice way to work in a commercial.
DarkonZeroAnd then she finally realized that there was no content.
BobIshmaelYeah, I liked how she said that.
DarkonZerohehe....
BobIshmaelAlthough, there WAS plenty of content.
DarkonZeroYeha...
DarkonZeroyeah...
DarkonZeroGummi Bears.....Care Bears.....
DarkonZeroHEHEHEH!
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor!
[SOUND]
BobIshmaelTurns out they are gummi bears.
BobIshmaelI think.
DarkonZeroHehe......well, you all died in a fire....good ending.
BobIshmaelI thought so.. Had a nice plot.
DarkonZeroShould we catch some in the act?
DarkonZeroVery nice plot.....
DarkonZeroHmmmmm......#Dominion......only 3.
BobIshmaelThank you.
BobIshmaelWeird.
DarkonZeroSomething must be up.
DarkonZeroEWWWW....one in #HADES.
BobIshmaelThat's not right.
DarkonZeroNot at all.....
DarkonZeroThe room with the most is Cab Co.
DarkonZeroA former hangout of mine.
BobIshmaelWhat's the deal with them?
DarkonZeroNo idea.....just a net group.
DarkonZeroA "Community".
BobIshmaelHuh.
DarkonZeroNothing.....they just get together and talk of stuff.
BobIshmaelAlmost like #deep13.
BobIshmaelHow odd.
DarkonZeroYes...very.
DarkonZeroBut they don't go as far as we do.
DarkonZeroIt's all moderated.
DarkonZeroNo cussing.
DarkonZeroOr some other stuff.
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levitanhi
DarkonZeroUh.....
BobIshmaelDo you have our PEZ?
levitanPEZ hwat is PEZ?
levitanhow are you doing?
DarkonZeroNo subject change......
levitanok
DarkonZeroThe PEZ....where is it?
levitanare you talking to me?
DarkonZeroYes.....
levitandon't have it
DarkonZeroDo you?
levitanoh. man
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DarkonZeroInteresting.......I'm just typing random words between www.____.com and I'm getting site.
DarkonZero+s to site
DarkonZerowww.fruit.com.......Fruit of the Loom.
BobIshmaelwww.hell.com is weird.
BobIshmaelI like www.idiot.com
DarkonZeroI know......
DarkonZerowww.there.com
BobIshmaelWhere?
DarkonZerowww.there.com
DarkonZeroand www.where.com
BobIshmaelThere?
DarkonZeroyeah....
DarkonZerowww.this.com
DarkonZerowww.who.com brought me to People Online.
DarkonZeroOr as it is known.....People.com
BobIshmaelhttp://gove.virtualave.net/cyber.htm
DarkonZeroOk......
BobIshmaelNow, with commentary.
DarkonZeroHehe....
BobIshmael"Suddenly, the inane turns dramatic..."
BobIshmael"And then, drama turns to some sort of moldy bread..."
DarkonZeroYup......nice use of a dictionary.
BobIshmaelThanks.
* BobIshmael throws a dictionary at DZ.
BobIshmaelThat's a good use, too.
DarkonZeroOW....
DarkonZeroGood commentary.
BobIshmaelLiar.
BobIshmaelDon't you have to attend to something?
DarkonZeroAm I?
DarkonZeroLike what?
BobIshmaelI dunno, Midway?
DarkonZeroNo.......didn't have work today......
DarkonZeroLater.....tomorrow.
DarkonZeroWhich it is tomorrow....
DarkonZeroSo just later.
BobIshmaelSo, today.
DarkonZeroYeah....
DarkonZeroBut later......
BobIshmaelSweet Frank.. Look at the time..
DarkonZeroUh.....goto www.thebomb.com.
* BobIshmael MIGHT have something to do tomorrow.
BobIshmael'kay.
DarkonZeroIt's stupid.
BobIshmaelIsn't everything?
DarkonZeroYeah....
BobIshmaelOdd.
DarkonZerowww.thechair.com is even weirder.
BobIshmaelHuh.
DarkonZeroIt is....
DarkonZerowww.thechair.com
DarkonZeroAs with www.thefloor.com
BobIshmaelI hate to leave you all alone. But I should probably get some sleep if I am, indeed, doing something tomorrow.
DarkonZeroOk...see ya!
DarkonZeroI'll be fine.
DarkonZeroI'll just leave.
* BobIshmael checks out that URl first.
BobIshmaelYou sure, it get's real lonely in here from 3-9am(pst). I know that for a fact.
DarkonZeroYeah...I'll just leave.
BobIshmaelSounds like a plan.
DarkonZeroAnd come back later.
* BobIshmael is the very model of a Modern Major General.
DarkonZeroLater Bob......
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
BobIshmaelAdios.
Session Close: Fri Jun 04 03:02:00 1999

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