#Deep13_990603.log

Session Start: Thu Jun 03 01:20:49 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'The guys in HomeGame'll enjoy this, even if they won't admit it. http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~valkyrie/parody/scient.html'
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room!
DarkonZeroHey you two!
IncredibleMeltingManHiya Darkon!
DarkonZeroSo......what's going on...other than the killin'?
IncredibleMeltingManUm.....
IncredibleMeltingManHeh heh...the killin'.
DarkonZeroYes....the killing.......
IncredibleMeltingManI say first we hang 'em and then we kill 'em!
DarkonZeroI died yesterday.......cause of the killin'.
DeRaptorwoah.
DeRaptorthis'n's good: http://www.izzy.net/~tomsmith/shtick/mstgod.htm
DarkonZeroInterestin'
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*** Topic is 'The guys in HomeGame'll enjoy this, even if they won't admit it. http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~valkyrie/parody/scient.html'
DarkonZeroDAMNED PEER!
DeRaptorsheesh
* DarkonZero is quiet due to reading........somewhat good stuff........maybe.......Idunno.......dag nabbit.
DeRaptorheh
DeRaptorhey, this guy is pretty damned good.
IncredibleMeltingManYeah....a lot of these people are....
DarkonZeroSome B5 refs......must be a B5 occasional watcher.......uhhh......sorrry no point to what I'm sayin'.
DarkonZeroBUT REALLY GOOD STUFF!
DarkonZeroReally good.....
* IncredibleMeltingMan laughs. It is very good!
* DarkonZero is finished....though he only scanned through.
DarkonZeroHmmmmm......why do religious buffs go into sex newsgroups......hmmmmmm?
DarkonZeroLookin' for new followers.......I suppose.
IncredibleMeltingManGet of the porn and into Jesus!
IncredibleMeltingManof = off
DarkonZeroJesus loves you.....and your sister too......
IncredibleMeltingManI saw this T-Shirt that says "Jesus Saves" and it had a picture of Jesus dressed up as a soccer goalie...that cracked me up
DarkonZeroHehe.....
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DeRaptorhehehee!
IncredibleMeltingManThere's a really funny Jesus joke in the beginning of "Village of the Giants", too....I can't explain it and do it justice
DarkonZeroThere goes Judas with the kick.......JESUS SAVES!
DeRaptoroh, explain it anyways.
* DeRaptor chuckles.
* DeRaptor hopes nobody horribly pious comes in...
DarkonZeroThe chances of us scaring them off is greater than that.
DeRaptorheehee...we evil.
DarkonZeroYes we are......and that's a good thing.
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DarkonZeroWelcome@
IncredibleMeltingManWell....the first scene in "Village of the Giants" is a shot of a car crashed into a telephone pole that looked a LOT like a cross.  And Servo said something like, "I didn't know Jesus was run down by a buik
DarkonZero@ to !
DarkonZeroAhhh.....good explaination IMM!
DarkonZeroHehe......hmmmm.
Prometheus16Hey, all.
IncredibleMeltingManHiya Prometheus
* DarkonZero wonders if Jesus was run down by a Buick!
Prometheus16lol
DarkonZeroJudas likes to ride in style I guess.......
DarkonZeroReligion.....can live with it....and can make fun of it.
* DeRaptor laughs.
* Prometheus16 yawns.
* DarkonZero snores......
IncredibleMeltingManYeah....I'd be scared to wear that Jesus Saves shirt around here, though....there are a lot of real religious people where I am
* DarkonZero wakes up in a pool of drool.
* IncredibleMeltingMan is already in a pool of drool
DarkonZeroYou live in the Bible Belt IMM?
IncredibleMeltingManYep, southern Virginia
* Prometheus16 laughs.
DarkonZeroWell.....bee careful.
DarkonZero-e on bee.
DeRaptoryikees...
DeRaptorsounds scary.
DarkonZeroI used to live in Georgia.......very religious state.
IncredibleMeltingManIt is.....
DarkonZeroEveryone thought I was Chinese.....
DeRaptorwoah
* DeRaptor ponders MiSTing the bible...
IncredibleMeltingManWow....I wouldn't dare....
DarkonZeroGo for it.....just don't post it up anywhere.
DeRaptorheehee...
DarkonZeroAnywhere the bible beaters will get ya.
DeRaptoryep.
DeRaptorI think somebody MiSTed the book of Joel and it's on Mike Neylon's site...
DarkonZeroIf you do ...send me a copy.
DarkonZeroThough it would be rather large.
DeRaptorheheheheh
* DeRaptor grins evilly.
* DeRaptor wonders if Loc would help...
DarkonZeroEVIL.....EVIL.....I SEE EVIL!
Prometheus16I gotta go. Bye all. :)
DarkonZeroI would.....
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DarkonZeroThough Catholic I am.....and I do believe there is a God (of some sort)........I think the bible is overrated though.
DeRaptorhmm...
DeRaptorMaybe God is a weird-looking robot.
DarkonZeroMaybe....
* DeRaptor ponders.
DeRaptorSo many questions...
DarkonZeroHe could be a molecule.
DeRaptorSo much general weirdness.
DeRaptorooh.
DarkonZeroOr she....
DeRaptora huge long carbon molecule...
DeRaptoror heshe...or it...or...huh.
IncredibleMeltingMan0/ If God had a face what would it look like....0/
* DeRaptor 's head explodes.
DeRaptorMaybe Timmy is god.
DeRaptorThat would explain a lot.
DarkonZeroI'm not cleanin' that up.
DeRaptorheehee
DarkonZeroIf God had a face.....it would be something you would least suspect....or something you see alot.
DarkonZeroContradiction I am.
DeRaptorhmm...
DeRaptorSo God's face is a computer monitor?
DeRaptor...I see that a lot, and wouldn't expect it.
DarkonZeroCould be....
DarkonZeroOr we are God.......
DeRaptorhmm...there ya go...
DeRaptorwe just don' know it.
* DeRaptor smites a few heretics.
DarkonZeroScience......isn't it great?
DeRaptoroh yeah
* IncredibleMeltingMan pictures God as that wierd little Mac OS face.....
DarkonZeroTech....beliefs......lore......all tie together.
DarkonZeroDAH.......NO MAC!
IncredibleMeltingManHeh heh....sorry.
DeRaptorHeh, God is an iMac!
DarkonZeroNOOOOOOOO!
* DeRaptor disgusts herself.
DeRaptorheehee
IncredibleMeltingManWell...at least he's got the pretty colors!
DeRaptorheh, think he's a purple one or a green one?
DarkonZeroIf God was a Crapple comp....I'd spite 'im!
DeRaptorheehee
DarkonZeroAnd then smash 'im.
DeRaptorMaybe god is Bill Gates...ackpth!
* IncredibleMeltingMan kinda likes Apple for some reason....but he won't argue
DarkonZeroDAH!
* DarkonZero kinda thinks Gates is ok....but won't tread on that.
DeRaptorheheheh
DeRaptorMaybe Joel is god.
DarkonZeroYES!!!!!
DarkonZeroWho knows.....
IncredibleMeltingManHave either of you seen Joel's standup act?
DarkonZeroGod is everyone and everything.....
IncredibleMeltingManIt's hilarious....he's even more stoned than he is on MST
DarkonZeroI've seens Joel's standup.....that's where the invention exchange derived from.
DeRaptorhuh
IncredibleMeltingMan<Joel holding up this.....thing> Ever get bored and just make something
DeRaptorAnd he created two robots in his image...
DarkonZeroHehe....
DarkonZeroGood one De.
IncredibleMeltingManWell...three, actually!
DeRaptoroh yeah...four even!
DarkonZeroAnd thus set out to riff bad movies!
IncredibleMeltingManGo forth and watch cheesy movies
DarkonZeroMST3K and God......any connection.....YES!
DeRaptorAnd then the evil specter came to the satellite...
DarkonZeroWhere......I have no idea......you gotta find it yourself.
DeRaptoryep
DarkonZeroAnd thus.......we MSTies......set out to create a new religion (Maybe).
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DarkonZeroHello......one who entered.
girljesterhhhi
DeRaptorheya there.
girljesterhow ru ?
* DeRaptor founds MiSTianity and rewrites the Book of Joel.
girljesterso whats going on in this room
DarkonZeroStuff.....stuff that stuff is made of......more stuff.
IncredibleMeltingManUm....we're talking about weird theology.
girljesterohhh...cool
DeRaptorit's fun.
girljesterwheres everyone from?
IncredibleMeltingManAnd somehow we manage to work MST3K into it
* DeRaptor has a really messed up theology floating around in her head she prolly shouldn't tell anyone about...
IncredibleMeltingManI'm the east coast of the United States
DeRaptorhee
DarkonZeroKeep it to yourself then De.
* IncredibleMeltingMan puts the word "on" in that last sentence
girljesteri am from hawaii
IncredibleMeltingManI'm not THE east coast
DarkonZeroI'm in desrert country.
girljester17/f
girljestercool
DarkonZeroIMM.....you Atlantic City?
girljesterhow old is everyone?
DeRaptorooh, hawaii...
* DeRaptor wants to go scuba diving again...
girljesterhawaii sucks
girljesteri was born here it is boring now
IncredibleMeltingManYeah....where ever anyone has to spend most of their life sucks
girljesterlol
DarkonZeroSo.......I guess my room sucks.
DeRaptorheh
DeRaptormy dorm sucks.
girljesterhow old is everyone?
IncredibleMeltingManMy bathroom sucks....no, wait@
DarkonZeroIMM........
DarkonZeroWeird.
girljesterthats great
girljesteri am weird too
girljesterand i say that is cool
girljesterwell talk people
girljester...........................
DarkonZeroWe all follow the path of insanity mixed with sanity becomin' inanity.
girljesterwell we all die too
IncredibleMeltingManI'm weird, which results in creativity
IncredibleMeltingManNot me!
DarkonZeroThe same for me.....
girljesterohhh....sorry you can live
DeRaptorweird is fun...and stuff.
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girljesteryep
DarkonZeroAnd we know where weird leads too......high paying jobs!
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girljesterlol
IncredibleMeltingManHiya Richter, Andy Richter?
DarkonZeroA ZOOMER!!! DAAAAAH!
DarkonZeroAnd now for silence.......
DeRaptorDon't we wish, Darkon. (about the jobs.)
DarkonZeroYuppers....
girljesterfuck silence
girljestertalk than
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DarkonZeroWell.....it does De.....look at Gates.
girljesterhi blackrose
Blackrosehi brbr
DarkonZeroLook at Joel......
IncredibleMeltingManHiya Blackrose.  Are you the famous Bulkrose from the Homegame site?
Blackrosebrb
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DeRaptorhmm...
DeRaptornuts
girljesterfine bye
IncredibleMeltingManUm...adios, then
DeRaptorb'bye
DarkonZeroSayonara!
girljesterwell  i guess i will leave then
IncredibleMeltingManUm....Aloha isn't to offensive is it?
girljesterno
DeRaptorheheh
girljesteri will be back
DeRaptorAloha Oy Vay
DarkonZeroOk.....
DeRaptorbyees
DarkonZeroCiao!
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IncredibleMeltingManHasta la Pasta!
DarkonZeroHasta la Pasta?
DarkonZeroOk.....it's bye-bye to my macaroni then!
DarkonZeroAnd my spagetti.
DarkonZeroAnd rigatoni.
DarkonZeroAnd fetucinni.
* DeRaptor waits for blackrose to come back...
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
DarkonZeroDorp in on her at #steffie'splace.....or is it to girly foryou De?
DarkonZeroHmmm....Dorp.
DarkonZeroI meant Drop.
IncredibleMeltingManWell....there's that guy on the bboard who uses the name "Steffi"....
DarkonZeroHmmmm......
IncredibleMeltingManTim Conway in Dorp goes Golfing!
DarkonZeroI don't even want to know.
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IncredibleMeltingManHiya Levi
DarkonZeroHello.
levitanhello
DarkonZeroWell......hmmmm..
DarkonZeroSilence.
levitanheh
DarkonZeroSilence......a good thing.
DarkonZeroSilence......a bad thing.
DarkonZeroSilence.
levitanlev is full off data
DarkonZero......ok.
levitanare you tierd?
DarkonZeroNo....just flabbergasted!
levitanok
levitantell me how deep is deep13?
DarkonZeroVery!
DeRaptorStrange!
levitanyes.
DeRaptorTonight!
DarkonZeroSo deep........we are thinking of Godhood!
IncredibleMeltingManReally deep man, he's really deep, man!
DarkonZeroYup......
levitanare we under wather?
DarkonZeroMore like sewage....but I don't want to go there.
IncredibleMeltingManWhat Her?
* DeRaptor thinks she shall go sleep now.
DarkonZeroG'night De.
DeRaptornight all
DarkonZeroSee ya!
* DeRaptor yawns and falls out......14.......15.......
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levitanjust bin on Event Horizon (gravety drive)
levitanman what a hell.
levitanso....
levitanwere have you bin?
IncredibleMeltingManSorry...I gotta go, too.....
DarkonZeroHmmmm.......it seems that my puter is in need of rest......so long.
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* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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Session Close: Thu Jun 03 02:41:19 1999
Session Start: Thu Jun 03 10:59:53 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'The guys in HomeGame'll enjoy this, even if they won't admit it. http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~valkyrie/parody/scient.html'
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room!
Quizzhello zero
Sentroid³hola
Locdog07Hi DZ|
DarkonZeroHello all......
Quizzdiscovery zone?
* DarkonZero gets his MALLET ready!
Quizzahh!
* Locdog07 withdraws his gleaming, double bladed light saber and holds it in his pudgy Hutt fingers... 2,13((((((((((((((((((((((14,14||||||2,13)))))))))))))))))))))))
* Quizz runs into a corner of the room, whimpering
DarkonZeroOk....I'll put it away.
Quizzcan I come out now?
Sentroid³Purple again?
* DarkonZero puts away the MALLET.
* Quizz comes shyly out of the corner
* Locdog07 turns off his light saber and puts it in his jumpsuit pocket. 14,14||||4,14O14,14|
Quizzrow, row row, your boat
* Sentroid³ spraypaint's Loc's purple lightsaber
Quizzgently down the stream
Quizzmerilly merrily merily merrily
* Locdog07 sniffles
Quizzlife is but a (dream or stream?)
Sentroid³Spanish Loc-dog
Locdog07Spanish
Locdog07?
Sentroid³i'm all pat?
Sentroid³yeah....
Quizzwhat about spanish?
* Locdog07 is just about ready to kick Sent
Sentroid³Last night I went to locdog.cjb.net, and I got to a Spanish Locdog site
Locdog07Eek
Locdog07About what?
Sentroid³I think he likes rap, cause he had stuff about 2-pac
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....Spinach?
Locdog07oh
Sentroid³but it was all in spanish
Sentroid³Let's make it a Leo Sayer???
Quizzpuma man, he flys like a moron
Sentroid³this girl next to me is still looking up Cockney Slang Terms
DarkonZeroHmmmmm....
Locdog07Sent is sitting next to a girl!!!
Sentroid³He's off and joined the kate
* Locdog07 points at Sent and laughs
Locdog07Sent's hot a gurlfreyand!
Locdog07got
Quizz?
DarkonZeroHehe....
DarkonZeroWait......
Quizz¿?
DarkonZeroI would like to have a girlfriend.
* Sentroid³ takes out his green lightsaber and breaks Lokedoog's purple, Barney-like lightsaber.
* Locdog07 withdraws his gleaming, double bladed light saber and holds it in his pudgy Hutt fingers... 2,13((((((((((((((((((((((14,14||||||2,13)))))))))))))))))))))))
* Locdog07 slices Sent's head off
QuizzI don';t know
Quizzwhen obiwan slash darth maul's light saber
Quizzwouldn't he be able to use both peices?
* Locdog07 shrugs
* Sentroid³ laughs as Locdog somehow manages to decapitate himself, since Sent's still in transparency mode.
DarkonZeroDepending on where it was cut.
Locdog07That doesn't change the fact that you have a gurlyfreyand, Sent.
Quizzthat's wierd spelling
* Sentroid³ looks to his right....
Sentroid³her?
Locdog07Yep.
Sentroid³Actually Loc... she like British people more.
Sentroid³likes
Locdog07But she's your gurlyfreyand.
Sentroid³no, apparently she's yours.
Locdog07Nuh-uh. I don't even know her :P
Quizzthere was a time, so bright and gay
DarkonZeroUh....I'll take her.....uh......maybe not actually.
Quizzit seems like only yesterday
Sentroid³neither do I, except that she likes the British.
Quizzwhen I held your brain in my arms
* Locdog07 decides to kick Sent
* Sentroid³ decides to tell CallipyG if Loc does kick me.
Quizzyour adrenaline was like wine
Quizzsweet parfum your endocrine
Quizzwhen I held your brain in my arms
Locdog07parfum?
Quizzbut now your brain is gone and it's left an empty hole
Sentroid³FUNNT!
Locdog07Funnt
DarkonZeroFUNNT!
QuizzI gave into your sockets but yopur just an empty skull
Sentroid³ook!
Locdog07Quizz, you really should learn the words to these songs :)
DarkonZeroook!
QuizzI used to love a lotta
Sentroid³Alotta Fagina?
Quizzyour medula oblongotta
Sentroid³Quizz loves Alotta Fagina!
Quizzand your basal ganglia
DarkonZeroAllota Fuchina!
Sentroid³Ivana Humpalot
DarkonZeroOK.....
QuizzI remember we would stroll along your fissure of rolando
Sentroid³Felicity Shagwell
DarkonZeroSent.....where ya goin'?
Quizzwhen I held your brain in my arms
Quizzumm,
Quizzanyone gonna say brain guy's part?
Locdog07I miss how we would float down your vistibula canal.
Sentroid³Well, supposedly im going to some NSA Whiskey Convention in California, or so TS and Sorcy have said.
Locdog07And how we would go swimming in your ponds.
Quizzthe music you would play us
DarkonZeroHmmmmm......interesting Sent.
Locdog07Hey, this is my part
Sentroid³Something like that
Quizzon your locus cereleus
* Locdog07 frowns
Sentroid³I couldn't give a Kate Moss?
Quizzstill tickles my neurons
Quizznow I'm sorry that I dropped you
* Sentroid³ hits Quizz with a frickin' hammer.
Quizzthat I accidentally ploped you
Quizzwhen I held your brain in my arms
DarkonZeroIs it MALLET TIME?
QuizzI cause a contusion
Quizzwhen i held your brain in my arms
Sentroid³yes... Quizz's psycotic ramblings are getting on my nerves!!!
Quizzduring suddenly susan
Quizzwhen I held you brain in my arms
Locdog07Quizz, if you are gonna sing it, learn the words and the spellings :)
Quizzok I'm finish
* Sentroid³ Lalala
Sentroid³Quizz went to the pub all jack.
Quizzok I'll go check warde
Sentroid³He's all pat tonight.
Quizzward-e
Sentroid³We now return to: "Fighting Seisure Robots."
Quizznow we ride bikes and throw hard candy!
DarkonZeroHmmmmm.....
DarkonZeroOK!
* Sentroid³ tells someone to stick it up their khyber
* DarkonZero goes to ride a bike and throw hard candy!
Quizzwee!
* Quizz throws hard candy at sent
* Locdog07 withdraws his gleaming, double bladed light saber and holds it in his pudgy Hutt fingers... 2,13((((((((((((((((((((((14,14||||||2,13)))))))))))))))))))))))
* Locdog07 slices Sent in half
* DarkonZero starts to throw hard candy at Quizz!
* Locdog07 turns off his light saber and puts it in his jumpsuit pocket. 14,14||||4,14O14,14|
* Locdog07 withdraws his gleaming, double bladed light saber and holds it in his pudgy Hutt fingers... 2,13((((((((((((((((((((((14,14||||||2,13)))))))))))))))))))))))
* Quizz throw hard candy back, erupting into a candy war!
* Locdog07 defends himself
* Sentroid³ sticks Loc's Teleetubbi-like lightsaber up his khyber
Quizztake that!
DarkonZeroCANDY FIGHT!!!!!
* Quizz continues to throw hard candy
* Sentroid³ kicks loc in the cobblers
* Sentroid³ throws Loc into the near
* DarkonZero throws a huge jawbreaker at everyone!
* Sentroid³ ducks
Quizzahh!
DarkonZeroBUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
* Sentroid³ punches Darkon in the auntie
DarkonZeroOW?
* Quizz runs down the hall, followed by jawbreaker ala Indiana jones
* Sentroid³ hits Loc witha nanny
Locdog07Eww!
* DarkonZero gets Willy Wonka to join the fight!
Locdog07Sent, you know what a nanny is, right?
Quizzlol
Sentroid³A boat
* Locdog07 shakes head
* Quizz throws nerds
* Sentroid³ hits Loc with a Kareem
* Locdog07 wishes he knew someone with Starcraft
DarkonZeroSent....you hit Loc with a basketball player.
* Quizz takes a huge licorice whip
* Quizz starts whiping DarkonZero
Sentroid³no, I hit him with a car
QuizzI have starcraft
* Locdog07 hikes his pants up!
* DarkonZero runs.....screamin'!
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
Locdog07Neat, Quizz.
Quizzbut it's not
Quizzworking
* Sentroid³ gets Loc nabbed by the grasshoppers
* Goku Hikes hikes hikes his pants!!
Locdog07Oh, darn
Quizzit's a pirated version
Quizzhehe
* Sentroid³ turns Loc into a raspberry
DarkonZeroHmmm.....
* Locdog07 wants the Episode 1 Racer
* Sentroid³ does too
* DarkonZero ends the CANDY WARS with a treaty of fruit roll-ups.
Sentroid³My bloody cherry is off again???
DarkonZeroUh......?
Quizzbye
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DarkonZeroSent........you ok?
Sentroid³uh... yeah... why?
DarkonZeroUh....nothing.......
* DarkonZero tries to sneak away from Sent.
Sentroid³Get your Germans off my missus!
DarkonZero.........
Sentroid³Use your crust, mate!
DarkonZero.........
* Locdog07 really wants Episode 1 Racer now
Sentroid³The store is up the jack
* DarkonZero gets out his MALLET!
Sentroid³Don't touch that! It's bloody peasy!
Sentroid³Have you got the knobblies with you?
* DarkonZero hits Sentroid³ with his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
Sentroid³I'm cream crackered, mate!
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Locdog07Boz!
DarkonZeroHey Boz!
Bozarth²Hey
Sentroid³He's a bit of Mum and Dad.
Sentroid³Your'e out og you little chineese, mate!
DarkonZeroSent.....STOP!
Bozarth²I'm done with freshman year!!!
Locdog07Yay!
Sentroid³Hi Boz. You have any pig?
Bozarth²No more exams!!! No more Waking up at 6:30!
Sentroid³She's always on the dog!
Bozarth²Fresh out of pig
Sentroid³ohw! No beer at all?
Bozarth²no beer iether
DarkonZeroSENT.....STOP!
Sentroid³beer is pig in Cockney Slang
DarkonZeroYou bloody frank!
Sentroid³OOH!
Bozarth²Cockney?
* Sentroid³ slaps DarkonZero for taking Frank's name "In Love In Vain."
Sentroid³uh.. uhm.... gotta go.
Sentroid³bb-in a few
Bozarth²http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/
Bozarth²The dialectizer
DarkonZeroHmmmmm.......
Locdog07Huh?
Bozarth²featuring Cockney
DarkonZeroOOOOOOOOOH!
DarkonZeroD
DarkonZeroa
DarkonZeror
DarkonZerok
DarkonZeroo
DarkonZeron
DarkonZeroZ
DarkonZeroe
DarkonZeror
Gokujho
Locdog07stop
Gokuhah!
DarkonZeroOK.
Gokumessed you up!
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[Bozarth² SOUND]
DarkonZeroWell....you finished it 'ku!
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[Bozarth² SOUND]
Gokuwhats that sound?
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[Bozarth² SOUND]
Gokuthanx
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DarkonZeroGoku......anymore comix?
* Locdog07 looks at www.podracers.com and grins
Gokuhehee......I'll make some more DZ....
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[Bozarth² SOUND]
DarkonZeroCOOL 'KU!
DarkonZeroHmmmm......Jack Schlitt.
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
* Bozarth² looks around....
GokuDede!!
Locdog07Dee-Dee
Goku:P
DarkonZeroDEAD-DEAD!
DarkonZeroHmmmm......Jack Schlitt.
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroHmmmm......Jack Schlitt.
Locdog07Stoppit
DarkonZeroWhat.....all I'm saying is Jack Schlitt.
Locdog07"Oh, the producers name is Walter DICK. See? Walter DICK!" - Crow
DarkonZeroWhat's wrong with Jack Schlitt?
Locdog07Stuff
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DarkonZeroAnd what stuff would that be?
Locdog07Hi max903
max903hello
Bozarth²"Yeah, Robert H. BOLL-****!!!"---Crow, Future War
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Locdog07Hi HOWDY
HOWDYHi
Locdog07BOLL?
max903it's howdy doody time
HOWDYyep
Bozarth²The guys name was Robert H. Boll
Locdog07Oh.
max903join hijack
max903fun channel
Locdog07Do we have to?
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Locdog07"yes"
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* Bozarth² goes to check out hijak
DarkonZeroI'd rather join a cult than that channel.
Bozarth²there's one dude in there. How's that fun?
Locdog07huh
* Locdog07 wonders why Boz says "Dude" so much
DarkonZeroHehe.....probably talkin' to the wall.
Bozarth²I'm American
Locdog07Well, nobody else I talk to who's American says it
Bozarth²I'm Mid-Western
DarkonZeroI say dude alot at work for some reason.....and after a 5 year hiatus of the word.
* Locdog07 wonders how saying "Dude" can ever be considered cool
Bozarth²Cause I say it
Locdog07heh
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
Bozarth²At least I don't say "yo", "dog", or "B"
Locdog07Anon says we're allowed to ask people for he answers cause it isn't cheating.
DarkonZeroDude......dude.....dude.......
Locdog07the
DarkonZeroI'm not answering anymore of your questions.....
Bozarth²except me
Locdog07That's right
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Locdog07Hi HOWDY
HOWDYhi
* DarkonZero feels that he helped Loc too much.
Locdog07Uh, you can't help anybody too much.
HOWDYOh, that's sweet
DarkonZeroYeah you can......
HOWDY"Everybody get together, try to love one another right now..."
DarkonZero..........
DarkonZeroLoc......nice swipe at me.
Locdog07Huh?
HOWDYHe trying to think of how you meant it
DarkonZeroNothin'.....
HOWDY's
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HOWDYSo has everyone seen THE MOVIE?....
Locdog07No
HOWDYCount yourself as lucky
* DarkonZero feels evil and is rather difficult now.
HOWDYit sucks
* Locdog07 frowns at HOWDY
Locdog07You probly just didn't understand it
HOWDYI hope you weren't looking forward to it-- you know what I'm talking about, right?
Locdog07HOWDY, I've read the book and if it's anything like the book I'm going to prefer it to the other Star Wars movies
HOWDYyikes
Locdog07Huh?
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DarkonZeroApparently......he expected too much from the hype.
HOWDYI can't wait for Eyes Wide Shut...
Locdog07I didn't get anything from the hype
DarkonZeroMe either......
HOWDYI haven't seen that trailer- not the uncut version, anyway.
Locdog07Which trailer?
HOWDYThe one where Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman are nude.
Locdog07....
DarkonZeroDAH!
Locdog07Why would anyone wanna see that?
DarkonZeroStumpy and tree girl!
Locdog07heh
HOWDYOh, I don't know.  Two attractive people having sex.  What's appealing about that?
Locdog07You find Tom Cruise attractive?
DarkonZeroHmmmm......
HOWDYNo, he's a little stumpy
HOWDYBut he's no Ernest Borgnine
Locdog07And you like watching other people have sex? Well, I see you in a whole new light now, HOWDY.
HOWDYOh, it's good to know you thought better of me before
Locdog07Well, no....but....
Locdog07j/k
DarkonZeroWell folks....I'm out!
HOWDYSo how is Nicole Kidman "tree girl"?
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DarkonZeroLIMBO!
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
Session Close: Thu Jun 03 11:55:45 1999
Session Start: Thu Jun 03 21:55:41 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '2http://www.solbase.com'
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room!
TheCambotAnd are you looking through Little Nuno?
BobIshmaelHeya DZ.
IncredibleMeltingManHiya Darkon Zero
DarkonZeroHey all.......
IncredibleMeltingManGoodnight everybody...see you tommorrow!
BobIshmaelCam, I always have been. I was just a fan with no money and, therefore, no albumbs.
DarkonZeroYa freaks!
IncredibleMeltingManLouie Louie.
BobIshmaelG'night Chucko.
IncredibleMeltingManWhoa baby!
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IncredibleMeltingManI gotta go!
* IncredibleMeltingMan melts away
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BobIshmaelOne problem with Lincoln, though.. It's oddly 80ish.
DarkonZeroSo......what are ya freaks up to.
DarkonZero. to ?
BobIshmaelWhoo boy, what aren't we up to?
BobIshmaelOh, the things we're up to.
BobIshmaelMy stars.
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BobIshmael"Such an interesting monster.."
* DeRaptor blinks.
DarkonZeroHmmm.....ya freaks are doin' fine then.
BobIshmaelWhat about you, freak?
DarkonZeroOH....me freak doin' nothin' now, except talkin' to you freaks!
BobIshmaelSame here, ya' freak.
DarkonZeroGood....ya freak!
* BobIshmael gives DZ an "interesting hairdo."
BobIshmaelMy stars.
DarkonZeroHmmmm....a freak hairdo! YAY!
BobIshmaelNo, a monster hairdo.
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BobIshmaelSandlerfunny? Isn't that an oxymoron?
* DarkonZero is trying to go for a record of sayin' "FREAK" in any different way.
DarkonZeroYa freaks!
Sentroid³Don't call me that, Isht!
BobIshmaelThat's not very different.
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DarkonZeroAnd sorta freakin' oxymoronish.
Medionhiya
BobIshmaelI didn't call you, I called your sister.
BobIshmael..ya' freak.
DarkonZeroWelcome.....new freak!
* Sentroid³ sobs
TheCambotBee Are Bee.
BobIshmaelHiya freak.
BobIshmaelK, freak.
DarkonZeroFreak...freak....freak.....freak!
* BobIshmael puts a sign on Medion reading, "I'm a freak."
Medionfreaky
* BobIshmael puts a sign on Cam reading, "Mr. Me"
DarkonZeroTruly freakish....ya freak!
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Medionfreak on a leash
BobIshmaelStube!
BobIshmaelI mean, freak!
jasoNSTUBE!
CaptainBriggs'lo all.
Sentroid³Stube, or not Stube.
DarkonZeroFREAK!
BobIshmaelHowya freakin' been, ya' freak?
Sentroid³<Arnold> To be, or not to be........   Not to be.
Medionfreak on a leash
Medionfreak on a leash
Medionfreak on a leash
DarkonZeroWe're all freakin' fine!
CaptainBriggsUm...
BobIshmaelWe heard the first time.
Medionfreak!
BobIshmaelDID YOU JUST CALL ME A FREAK?!
CaptainBriggsI've been having computer problems...
Medionyep
BobIshmaelI DO NOT HAVE TO COME HERE AND BE INSULTED BY YOU!
DarkonZeroOh......really freak!
BobIshmaelEVERYONE ELSE DOES THAT ENOUGH!
Medionshure u do
CaptainBriggsNo, Bob can get it anywhere...
MedionFREAK!!!!!
Medionhahaha
BobIshmaelExactly.
DarkonZeroFREAK!!!!!!!!!
DarkonZeroFreakishly freaktastic!
* CaptainBriggs smacks DZ with a large trout.
CaptainBriggsThere,]
* BobIshmael horribly mutilates Stube for using the word trout.
DarkonZeroYOU FISH USIN' FREAK!
TheCambotA woooorld of soap.
TheCambotDid ANYONE besides De lsiten to me and look through the Hotwired animations?
* CaptainBriggs drives over DZ with a large truck.
DarkonZeroYA TRUCK DRIVIN' FREAK!
* CaptainBriggs backs up and does it again.
DarkonZeroFreakin' large truck!
Medionbrb
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DarkonZeroShould I freakin' stop?
BobIshmaelWhy not?
BobIshmaelCam.. I sort of did/
BobIshmael"."
* CaptainBriggs takes out a hammer and nails and begins nailing DZ's toes to the floor.
TheCambothttp://www.hotwired.com/animation/collection/michiel_hoving/smokey/
BobIshmaelI looked at the thumbnail clips, nothing more.
TheCambot*sigh*
DarkonZeroOk....I've stopped.
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DarkonZeroDamn....I wanted that record.
TheCambotDid you just look through the four or five on the front page or did you go into the archives?
* BobIshmael is the very model of a modern Major-General.
DarkonZeroOf course CB had to ruin my chances.
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* BobIshmael is information, vegetable, animal, and mineral.
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hiyahi
* BobIshmael knows the kings of England and can quote battles historical.
DarkonZeroBOB!
DarkonZeroBOB!
DarkonZeroBOB!
DarkonZeroBOB!
DarkonZeroBOB!
* BobIshmael From Waterloo, to [blank]. in order catergorical.
DarkonZeroOk...enough of that.
* BobIshmael bows and walks off stage.
BobIshmaelDZ?
DeRaptorhmm...
hiyahi people
DeRaptorDARKON!
DeRaptorDARKON!
DeRaptorDARKON!
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DeRaptorDARKON!
DeRaptorDARKON!
DeRaptorheehee
hiyabye
DeRaptorwhy I did that I don't know.
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DeRaptorbya hiya
BobIshmaelI'm not leaving.
TheCambotBYE HIYA?
DarkonZeroDARKON!
DarkonZeroDARKON!
DarkonZeroDARKON!
DarkonZeroDARKON!
DarkonZeroDARKON!
DarkonZeroDARKON!
BobIshmaelOh well.
TheCambotMan, does that sound funny.
DarkonZeroBye Hiya.....OHIO!
* DeRaptor wonders why all the trolls flock to deep blurting...
DarkonZeroCause...they can...
* BobIshmael hasn't been to DB in nearly a year.
DarkonZeroI've been deep hurting.
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MedionFREAK!
CaptainBriggsThe nails hurt that much?  Good.
DarkonZeroYeah.....they do.....would you please kindly remove them....I can't walk.
DarkonZeroAnd hence my toes.......they hurt much!
CaptainBriggsGOod.  Point made.  Ok, I'll take them out.
DarkonZeroAnd hence......Bob eats shoes!
BobIshmaelSo?
* CaptainBriggs slowly removes them, nail by nail...
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* CaptainBriggs then pours salt in the holes so they'll heal nicely.
DarkonZeroAhhhhh......good.
DarkonZeroThe sting is just right.
DarkonZeroTHE PAIN....THE PAIN!
* DarkonZero becomes Dr. Smith!
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* CaptainBriggs goes off to look for railroad ties. (the really big nails...)
BobIshmaelSent's bugging me, make him stop.
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DarkonZeroYOU NAFARIOUS NINNIES!!!!
Sentroid³YOU BLITHERING BUMPKIN!!!
DarkonZeroYOU CANTACEROUS CLANKER!
DeRaptorYou...you...you suck!
DeRaptorHey!
Sentroid³I'm a suck?
DarkonZero.....hmmmm.....
CaptainBriggsHey!  I found the railroad ties!  WHo wants to help hold DZ still?
DarkonZeroHEY!
DeRaptorI-I'm sorry, It's just...go ahead, say I suck
TheCambotNow look at Virtual Suckup: http://www.hotwired.com/animation/collection/pixelwave/suckup/
Sentroid³YOU MISGUIDED, MECHANICAL MISERY!!!!!
DarkonZeroWHY AM I THE TARGET OF ALL THINGS!
* DeRaptor attempts to paraphrase MatB and fails miserably.
Sentroid³Suck-Cut?
* BobIshmael wants a shoehorn with teeth.
TheCambotme too.
CaptainBriggsBob, you know there's o such thing...
CaptainBriggs+n
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DarkonZeroI'm goin' to THE LIMBO.....since I'm not appriciated!
TheCambotBob! Look! Surrelaism! http://www.hotwired.com/animation/collection/emma_stone/ottergirl/
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
Session Close: Thu Jun 03 22:20:48 1999
Session Start: Thu Jun 03 22:26:41 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '2http://www.solbase.com'
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room!
TheCambotShut up, Stube!
TheCambotBob--Cyb er what?
BobIshmaelI have logs! Don't deny it!
TheCambotDeny what?
BobIshmaelOkay, that's it.
CaptainBriggsYou know, Cam.
DarkonZeroHE HAS LINCOLN LOGS...RUN!
BobIshmaelEverybody gets a copy of your little adventure.
* BobIshmael wanders off to find it.
BobIshmaelEh, too much work.
DarkonZeroGave up that quick, eh...
BobIshmaelI'm lazy. Whatofit?
DarkonZeroThe same goes here.....welcome to my club.
* CaptainBriggs wonders if he could cross-breed a tribble and a Furby...
DarkonZeroOr your club.
* DarkonZero hides his Furby!
CaptainBriggsA plauge amongst plauges!
DarkonZeroIt tells me to kill you CB.
* DarkonZero goes to kill CaptainBriggs.
DeRaptoruh oh.
* CaptainBriggs sets DZ on fire.
* DeRaptor hides from the evil. THE EVIL!
* DarkonZero keeps gin'.
DeRaptorBLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWHERE! AAAAH!
* DeRaptor steals Bob's bit and chuckles.
* CaptainBriggs blinks.
* DarkonZero snaps out of it from De's constant yellin'
TheCambotI think I just found a new contender for the weirdest thing I've ever seen: http://www.hotwired.com/animation/collection/mumbleboy/lets_mumble/
CaptainBriggsSee De?  Not fun when people steal your bits.
DarkonZeroWha?.......I"M ON FIRE, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
* TheCambot steals Stube's bits. His NAUGHTY bits.
* BobIshmael mantis blinks.
CaptainBriggsAhhhh!
DarkonZero.......Cam........
BobIshmaelThat's was De's old bit, I beleive.
CaptainBriggsDOn't do that, Cam.
* CaptainBriggs sets fire to Cam's naughty bits.
TheCambotHey!
DarkonZeroDAH!
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DarkonZeroChestnuts roasting on a open fire!
* DarkonZero detracts the last thing he said.
TheCambotLook! Go to my link! It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen! I mean, it's WEIRD! Really bizarre! Absolutely, mindlessly WEIRD! http://www.hotwired.com/animation/collection/mumbleboy/lets_mumble/
CaptainBriggsCool sent.  Thanks.
BobIshmaelSure it is, Cam.
DarkonZeroMUMBLE.....
DarkonZeroI mumble....you mumble...everybody mumbles.
DarkonZeroEspecially Bob.
BobIshmaelYem. I fggrumfyytis.
BobIshmaelWhatofit?
DarkonZeroNothing....just pointing it out.
* BobIshmael wanders of to look for food.
BobIshmael"off"
TheCambotVISIT THAT LINK!
DarkonZeroCam.........link this!
TheCambotDAMN YOU TO THE DEPEST REACHES OF HELSINKI IF YOU DON'T!
DarkonZeroI've am in Helsinki.
Sentroid³hehe, Helsinki?
Sentroid³With Ponsonby?
DarkonZero-'ve on I've.
Sentroid³And he got his head sent home in a freezer bag.
DarkonZeroI'm heading to Amsterdam.
TheCambothmm.
DarkonZeroHell......I'm outta here......I must been losing my edge.
DarkonZero-en on been
DarkonZeroDid I have a edge.
* DarkonZero runs off in stupidity.
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* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
Session Close: Thu Jun 03 22:38:27 1999

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