#Deep13_990601.log

Session Start: Tue Jun 01 00:20:40 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '2http://www.solbase.com 3We will not condone a course of action that will lead us to watching the South Park movie.'
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room!
BobIshmaelDZ, wb.
DeRaptorNext thing you know I'll be thinking your name is Joel...
DarkonZeroDorkonZero is here!
BobIshmaelI was accusing Stube of being you earlier.
DeRaptorHey Darkon.
BobIshmaelI'd rather my name be Joel.
DarkonZeroHey all!
BobIshmaelAll.. There's two of us.
DarkonZeroWell.....that's all then.
BobIshmaelIs it so much easier to say "all," than "De and Bob?"
DarkonZeroAnd then there are the little voices too.
BobIshmaelThey don't count.
DarkonZeroOh shoot.
BobIshmaelDon't listen to the voices when they tell you that.
DarkonZeroOk...De and Bob it is....hello you two.
BobIshmaelSee. Was that so hard?
DarkonZeroYes....
BobIshmaelDZ, what's Vietname?
DarkonZero-e
BobIshmaelARRRRRRRRRRFGH!
BobIshmaelThank you.
BobIshmaelLet me try again..
DarkonZeroNo prob....
BobIshmaelDZ, what's Vietnam?
DarkonZeroYup.....and lost a finger.
BobIshmaelNo, no, no, no, no.
DarkonZeroOh..ooops....is a place where I flashback to.
BobIshmaelThe line is "Get my belt. Go to my footlocker, and get my belt."
DarkonZeroIt's not is.
BobIshmaelTry again..
BobIshmaelDZ, what's Vietnam?
DarkonZero.......uh.......my home.
* BobIshmael sighs.
DarkonZeroOOOOOOPS!
BobIshmaelAnd you call yourself a MiSTie.
* BobIshmael hmmrpffs.
DarkonZeroSorry.....wit is missing.....used it at work and lost it.
* DeRaptor blinks once. twice. three times.
BobIshmaelYER OUTA THERE!
DarkonZeroOnce...twice...three times a blinker!
BobIshmaelDZ, co-workers don't deserve your wit.
BobIshmaelSave it for us.
DeRaptord'oh!
DarkonZeroWell.....it's mostly for customers from outta town.
BobIshmaelWhat do you do anyway?
DarkonZeroMidway Attendant.....
BobIshmaelOh, what fun.
DarkonZeroI get hit with darts and all.
BobIshmaelAnything where you "attend" to anything is not a good job.
BobIshmaelIMO, anyway.
DarkonZeroWell....that's you....
BobIshmaelYes, it is.
DarkonZeroTypical Bob!
BobIshmaelOl' typical Bob.
BobIshmaelGood jobs invovle combat.
BobIshmaelAnd plenty of it.
DarkonZeroWell....getting hit by darts is sorta combat.
BobIshmaelYes, if you throw darts back.
BobIshmaelOtherwise, you're just bait.
DarkonZeroWell......hmmmm....can't do that...though I want to.
BobIshmaelSure you CAN.
BobIshmaelAlthough, some sort of ethics are keeping you from doing that.
DarkonZeroYes...getting fired.
BobIshmaelOh that.
* DeRaptor runs in circles and falls over.
BobIshmaelHey, Look!
BobIshmaelIt's Susan Something or Other!
* DarkonZero is worried about De and her mishaps.
BobIshmaelAnd she's doin' stuff.
DarkonZeroYup....doin' stuff.....good.
BobIshmaelBoy, and good times were had by all.
DarkonZeroREALLY?
BobIshmaelWell, not me.
DeRaptorlalala!
DeRaptorI like cheese!
BobIshmaelDid you have god times?
DeRaptorCheese is good.
BobIshmaelI think De is.
DarkonZeroGOD TIMES?
BobIshmaelShut up..
* BobIshmael cries.
DarkonZeroI feel like a god....I'm havin' a god time.
DarkonZeroWell....you wanted my wit....and there it is.
DarkonZeroOr I'm being mean.
* BobIshmael searched for "suicide" and "ritz crackers," and came up wih 39 pages.
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....suicide with ritz.....
* DeRaptor laughs.
BobIshmaelWeird, wild stuff.
BobIshmael"HEY-OH!"
DarkonZeroSuicide with bologna....that's a whole other subject.
BobIshmaelBow-log-na? What's a Bow-log-na?
BobIshmaelCrap.. That came up with 47 pages.
DarkonZeroHmmmm......Bow-log-na.......
BobIshmaelBowlogna on rye.
DarkonZeroVlasic.......
DarkonZeroVLASIC!
DarkonZeroMy new catch phrase that will never catch on.....
BobIshmaelAre they the sandwich stackers?
DarkonZeroYes!
DarkonZeroVLASIC!
BobIshmaelOOOOOOOKLAHOMA!
DarkonZeroIf I say it enough ...you'll never forget it.
DarkonZeroVLASIC!
BobIshmaelAgain.
DarkonZeroVLASIC!
BobIshmaelOkay, that's enough,
BobIshmael"."
* DarkonZero is freaking out!
DarkonZeroBUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BobIshmaelDrugs?
DarkonZeroI should be kicked for the hell of it.....or....maybe not.
DarkonZeroDrugs....no.....just me!
DarkonZeroBUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BobIshmaelWhy would anyone want to kick drug filled DZ?
DarkonZeroCause......they want to.
BobIshmaelWe love ya', buddy?
DarkonZeroAnd there are no drugs involved.
BobIshmaelYeah, we do.
BobIshmaelOh, then we don't love you.
DarkonZeroHEY.......YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!
BobIshmaelAND YOU'RE ONE OF YOU!
DarkonZeroHEY.......YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!
* DeRaptor blinks.
* DeRaptor screams and runs into things.
BobIshmaelOh.. What fun.
* DarkonZero is freakin' De out...YES!
BobIshmaelJoy.
DarkonZeroOk......enough of that.
DeRaptorhmm.
DeRaptorwell, that was weird.
* DarkonZero returns to being Tansut-like.
* BobIshmael imagines just walking down a street and suddenly screaming and running into a wall.
* DeRaptor sits calmly down on the couch and reads a book.
* BobIshmael stares at the wall.
DarkonZeroHey.....uh.....my dad always said use good lighting when reading a book.
BobIshmaelWell.. Oh, I forgot what I was going to say. Nevermind.
* BobIshmael resumes staring.
* DeRaptor switches on the lamp.
DarkonZeroYou should hold the book at a 60 degree angle.
BobIshmaelI try to keep my neck at a 60 degree angle.. but, to each thier own.
DarkonZero......yup.......
* BobIshmael ponders looking for a job or something.
* DarkonZero is no longer Tansut-like.
DeRaptorhehheh
DeRaptorLokar now?
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....Bob and a job......won't work well.
DeRaptor"Alas and alack! I am scuttled!
DeRaptorhee, I love that.
BobIshmaelNo..
BobIshmaelLike I said, good jobs invovle combat.
DarkonZeroYou perposterous fiend!
BobIshmaelInvolve.
DarkonZeroEvolve....
DarkonZeroDevolve....
DarkonZeroDevo!
BobIshmaelNo, no, no.
BobIshmaelNo more word games.
BobIshmaelFar too many have been played today.
BobIshmaelWHIP IT!
* DarkonZero likes word games
BobIshmaelArrrgh.
BobIshmaelInto shape!
BobIshmaelI can't stop.
* /sound: no such file 'whip-it.mid'
[SOUND]
* BobIshmael has listened to that song one too many times.
BobIshmaelIt won't leave me.
BobIshmaelI wonder if we can somehow erase the 80s.
* /splay: no such file 'whip_it'
BobIshmaelThink of it. Reagan wouldn't have existed, nor Devo.
[SOUND]
DarkonZero......
DarkonZeroI like Devo....of course I grew up during the 80's
BobIshmaelSo did I, and I don't like Devo.
BobIshmaelOr most things that came from the 80s.
DarkonZeroWell.....that's you......and you are Bob.
BobIshmaelI Bob.
DarkonZeroBobIshmael.
BobIshmaelYou DZ.
BobIshmaelYou De.
BobIshmaelUg.
DarkonZeroDorkon!
DarkonZeroI'll be back
BobIshmaelAwww.
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Tue Jun 01 00:47:01 1999
Session Start: Tue Jun 01 00:47:29 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '2http://www.solbase.com 3We will not condone a course of action that will lead us to watching the South Park movie.'
* DorkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room!
DorkonZeroOk.....better.
DeRaptorheh, wb
BobIshmaelWho are you?
DorkonZeroI am DorkonZero!
* DeRaptor blinks at the nick change.
DeRaptorhee!
DorkonZeroI feel like a dork today!
* BobIshmael wishes the /nick worked.
DorkonZeroOf course I was called one today!
DorkonZeroBut...so what!
DorkonZeroI don't care!
DorkonZeroI am a DORK!
BobIshmaelSee, if your job involved combat you could have settled that.
BobIshmaelAre not.
DorkonZeroWell....I almost had combat yesterday.....with a co-worker!
BobIshmaelDo tell.
DorkonZeroNaw......not much to tell...except I got pissed off and was ready to fight....then the customers started to watch and I had to back off.
DorkonZeroVery dorky!
DorkonZeroI'll be back.....
* DorkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Tue Jun 01 00:51:17 1999
Session Start: Tue Jun 01 00:51:51 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '2http://www.solbase.com 3We will not condone a course of action that will lead us to watching the South Park movie.'
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room!
BobIshmaelWB Great Guy.
DarkonZeroI can still be a dork as DarkonZero.
BobIshmaelIf you want.
* DarkonZero wonders if this talk of dorkdom is freakin' her out!
BobIshmaelYouse is a great guy.
DarkonZeroI am, hmmmm.....
* DeRaptor drops from the ceiling and crashes through the couch.
DeRaptorow.
DarkonZeroNope.
* BobIshmael runs toward DZ in slow-mo with hands outstreched.
DeRaptorI gotta get those rafters fixed.
DarkonZeroDe......you gotta quit wanderin' up there.
BobIshmaelAnd ruin such great gags like that?
* DarkonZero decides to make his virtual image blow up!
DarkonZeroYIPPEE!
* DarkonZero is huge!
DarkonZeroI'm huge!
DarkonZeroAs aforementioned.....I'm huge!
DarkonZeroLike before.....I'm huge....and anoying.
DarkonZero+n to anoying
DarkonZeroanoyinng.
* DeRaptor shrinks to the size of a groundhog and bites peoples ankles.
DarkonZeroHEY!
DeRaptor...hey, I'm the size of a Timmyling!
DarkonZeroI'm huge you know!
DarkonZero..........
* DarkonZero returns his image to normal.
DarkonZeroWas it normal before?
* BobIshmael stays normal size.
DarkonZeroBooks.....finished the book I told you about weeks ago......good ending.
DarkonZeroOOOOPS!
* DeRaptor blows up...to normal size.
* DarkonZero decides to keep quiet.
BobIshmaelWhich book was that?
DarkonZeroNeuromancer....
BobIshmaelWhat's it about?
BobIshmaelAnd if you say "About 200 pages," I'll smack you.
DarkonZeroFuturistic hacker.....does a job for a unknown boss...and adventure ensues.
BobIshmaelOh, yeah. I remember you saying something about that.
DarkonZeroIt's about 300 or so pages....
DarkonZeroGood stuff......it has a small tie-in with Johnny Mneumonic.
* BobIshmael shudders.
DarkonZeroActually the other way around.
BobIshmaelI shall never read this book.
DarkonZeroDon't think of the movie......
BobIshmaelToo late.
DarkonZeroI got the short story of JM......it's maybe better.....haven't read it yet...though it starts out with "He puts the shotgun in a Adidas bag."
BobIshmaelSounds great.
BobIshmaelWas it actually "puts?"
* DarkonZero shrugs.
BobIshmaelOh.
DarkonZeroEnglish...not my forte!
BobIshmaelWell, you seem to know the word "forte"
DarkonZeroYeah....I know a bit....ok.
BobIshmaelSo it would seem.
DarkonZeroHmmmm....De....you ok?
DeRaptoruh...yep.
DarkonZeroOk....good....sorry for leavin' ya somewhere.
DarkonZeroOh....behind.
* DarkonZero has many interests...one is hackin (but can't do it), another is reading (can do).
DeRaptorheh...
* DeRaptor wishes she could hack.
DarkonZeroAnother is music......
* BobIshmael coughs.
DarkonZeroAnd another is art.....
DarkonZeroBob....we know you hack ya eleet k-rad hax0r....or however it goes...sorry if I insulted ya Bob.
BobIshmaelYes, 31337 k-raD haX0r.. You got it right.
DarkonZeroThanks.....
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> See, I don't think.
DarkonZeroYou just do.....
BobIshmaelI do?
* BobIshmael doesn't much care for art..
BobIshmaelLesee..
DarkonZeroAnd that makes you Bob.
BobIshmaelMusic..
BobIshmaelDrunken ramblings..
BobIshmaelCombat..
BobIshmaelMST..
BobIshmael31337 k-raD haX0ing..
BobIshmael(Or whatever)
DarkonZeroMST...I consider art in a way.....
BobIshmaelThat's about all my interest right there.
BobIshmaelOh, chalk up snowboarding. I guess.
DarkonZeroCool.....
BobIshmaelYep, I'm extreme.
DarkonZeroVery cool!
BobIshmaelSeriously, don't ever call me "extreme." I loathe that term.
DarkonZeroGot it....
BobIshmaelOr not.
BobIshmaelI actually don't care.
* DarkonZero uses a giant pencil eraser to erase the word out of his head.
DarkonZeroD'OH!
DarkonZeroI used a perfectly good pencil.
BobIshmaelHey, DZ, if I were to grab several hostages and hold them somewhere by gunpoint..
DarkonZero.....eraser, to add.
BobIshmaelWhat would that be?
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
BobIshmaelEx..?
* DarkonZero ponders the question.....
* BobIshmael makes annoying hand gestures.
* DarkonZero starts to hear Jeopardy music.
* DarkonZero is still ponderin'.
* DarkonZero the music continues.....
DarkonZeroDisney World!
* BobIshmael finds his old MSTieChess HTML file.
DeRaptorackpth!
* DarkonZero sees what De coughed up....and it ain't pretty!
* BobIshmael gives De the card of a good vet.
* DeRaptor reads the rest of the conversation...hostages...at disney world...hee!
DarkonZeroHey......that looks sorta looks like 'ling in that mess.
BobIshmaelYeah, I wouldn't blame De if she ate him.
DeRaptor!!
BobIshmaelWell.. I would. But, I wouldn't care.
DeRaptorUh oh...I ate a Crowling!
DeRaptorHow'd that happen?!?
BobIshmaelOh no..
* BobIshmael was thinking a Timmyling.
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....De...you been sleep eatin' again, haven't you?
* BobIshmael tsks.
* DeRaptor picks up the Crowling and wonders if she can fix it...
DarkonZero......
DarkonZeroMaybe.
DarkonZeroI'll be back.......
BobIshmael'kay.
DarkonZeroNaw....
BobIshmaelNaw?
DarkonZeroI'll stay.
BobIshmaelYAY!
DarkonZeroI'll be back.......
DarkonZeroNaw....
DarkonZeroI'll stay.
DarkonZeroI'll be back.......
BobIshmaelWHICH IS IT?!
* DeRaptor fixes the Crowling and keeps it forever and ever and ever...
DarkonZeroNaw....
DarkonZeroI'll stay.
* DarkonZero is stuck.
DarkonZeroI'll be back.......
DarkonZeroNaw....
DarkonZeroI'll stay.
DarkonZeroI'll be back.......
DarkonZeroNaw....
DarkonZeroI'll stay.
DarkonZeroI'll be back.......
DarkonZeroNaw....
DarkonZeroI'll stay.
* DarkonZero hits himself to fix the problem....
DarkonZeroI'll be back.......
DarkonZeroNa..
DarkonZeroOk...there.
DarkonZeroI'm fixed.
BobIshmaelSo, which is it?
DarkonZeroUh....detract that!
DarkonZeroI'm ok now.
DarkonZeroPHEW......I coulda been drowned by the swamp that sentence would brought upon me.
BobIshmaelBut, you weren't.
DarkonZeroI know.....but I gotta be cautious.
* DarkonZero is cautious.
DarkonZeroWow....I better shut up.....I talk too much.
* DeRaptor teaches the Crowling how to walk again.
* DarkonZero shuts up...for now.
* DeRaptor watches the Crowling fall off the coffee table and scoops it back up again.
* BobIshmael looks up.
* BobIshmael hopes the 'ling didn't scratch the table.
DeRaptorDon't worry, it's padded.
* DarkonZero is still shuttin' up....sorry.
DeRaptorIt's wearing a diaper in case it has an oil leak.
DarkonZero...........
* DarkonZero is.......
* DarkonZero is blank from the comment.
* DeRaptor makes one of the Crowling's useless little arms wave. It peeps bewilderedly.
DarkonZeroShould I say something now...or just still shut up?
BobIshmaelHuh..
* BobIshmael is away. Sorry for the late notice.
* DarkonZero no longer shuts up.
DarkonZeroOk......uh.......dag nabbit!
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DarkonZeroHmmmmm.......
DeRaptorHi, levi.
levitanhello
* DarkonZero suddenly thinks of Levis'.
levitanhwat?
DarkonZeroNothing....
levitanhe he he
levitanhow mutch is your klock?
DarkonZeroHmmmmm......you gotta ask the owners.
BobIshmaelIs 820, Leech Woman?
levitani'm male.
BobIshmaelGood for you.
DarkonZeroWell.....good.
DarkonZeroYou should be proud.
BobIshmaelOh no, it's 802. Isn't it?
levitanhere it's 10:35am
DarkonZeroHmmmm....gotta eat your breakfast then.
DarkonZeroOr brunch.
levitani had some corned beef for breakfast
DarkonZeroAhhh.....nothing like beef...corned beef for breakfast.
levitanit taste like chit.
DarkonZeroUh....chicken.....oh..that's what they all say.
levitanbutt it's ok
DarkonZeroHmmmm......butt.......
levitander is a lott off beef here in Norway.
BobIshmaelWhere is it?
BobIshmaelThe beef, I mean.
DarkonZeroIn a house.....
DarkonZeroI bet
BobIshmaelWhere's the beef?
DarkonZeroIn a house.......
DarkonZeroI bet.
levitanin the super marked
DarkonZeroOh.....so it's super!
DarkonZeroIt flies around savin' the world.
levitanha ha ha .not that
levitanlev puls out his sandwitsh whit norwegian beef. and offers evrybody a snack.
DarkonZeroOh.....good.
levitanlike it?
* DarkonZero takes a bite.
* DarkonZero winces.....
DarkonZeroYeah....it's ok.
* DeRaptor spins and falls down.
DarkonZeroHey it's De...the life of the party!
levitanlev helps him up
DarkonZeroDe's a she.
DarkonZeroJust to correct....
DarkonZeroBOB!
DarkonZeroBOB!
DarkonZeroBOB!
DarkonZeroBOB!
DarkonZeroBOB!
DarkonZeroBOB!
DeRaptoraaaaackpth
* DarkonZero sees what De coughs up this time......it's not pretty either.
DarkonZeroIt looks like Bob.....
DarkonZeroHmmmmm.....
BobIshmaelHUH?
BobIshmaelOh, sorry.
BobIshmaelWha-
DarkonZeroOh.....there ya are.
BobIshmaelYeah?
DarkonZeroI thought De ate ya.
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levitanlev watches araound the rom whit his yellov eyes.
DeRaptor'lo
levitanhi ig40
DeRaptorhmm...yellow eyes...just like this here Crowling.
BobIshmaelShe better no have eaten me.
BobIshmaelI have good money invested in me.
BobIshmaelI can't afford to be digested.
BobIshmael"not."
DarkonZeroOk......got it.
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DarkonZeroWell.....what she coughed up looked sorta like you.
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DarkonZeroI musta ben mistaken.
DarkonZero+e to ben
BobIshmaelI have an evil twin..
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BobIshmaelWell, he's kinda a good twin.
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DarkonZeroOh....I thought you were the good one.
levitanhello ig
DeRaptoroh, quit with the zooming.
levitanme?
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DarkonZeroKILL THE ZOOMER!
DarkonZeroKILL HIM!
DarkonZeroKILL HIM!
DarkonZeroKILL HIM!
* DarkonZero calms down......a bit.
BobIshmaelAt times, I suppose.
levitanlev hides under the tabele.
BobIshmaelUsually, though, I'm an idiot.
DarkonZeroNo Bob, I'm the idiot.
DarkonZeroRemember that.
BobIshmaelYou are?
BobIshmaelAre you sure about that?
DarkonZeroYes....
BobIshmaelI'm pretty sure I'M the idiot.
DarkonZeroYou are a 31337 k-raD haX0r.
BobIshmaelWe'll have to get #deep13 to vote.
BobIshmaelAND... an idiot.
DarkonZeroLet's go with a vote.....
levitani gotta go now.BYE
DarkonZeroOK.....which one of us is an idiot....me or Bob?
levitanbob.
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DarkonZeroOk....one for Bob.
DarkonZeroDe?
BobIshmaelSee.
BobIshmaelDe's dead.
DarkonZeroIt's not over yet.....
DarkonZeroDamn.....then she can't vote.
* DeRaptor revives.
DeRaptorhallo!
DeRaptorlalala
DarkonZeroHey De!
BobIshmaelSo, De?
DarkonZeroGlad to see you alive.
DeRaptorAre you now?
DarkonZeroYeah.....why can't I be?
BobIshmaelSo, which of us is the idiot?
BobIshmaelI have around a year that says it's me.
DarkonZeroI got 23 years....
BobIshmaelDamn.
BobIshmaelWell, De?
DarkonZeroDammit.....she's freaked!
* BobIshmael pokes De repeatedly.
DarkonZeroYou win Bob....I back down.
BobIshmaelYAY!
BobIshmaelI am the idiot...
BobIshmaelMy friend..
BobIshmaelAnd I'll keep on "idioting" 'till the end.
* DarkonZero is now contemplatin' the end...........the end of this bad thread of jokes.
DarkonZeroBob.....shhhhh......she's asleep at keyboard. You can say she's key"bored".
* BobIshmael stares at DZ.
* DarkonZero likes the pun.
BobIshmaelI think you've been working too much.
* BobIshmael hates puns.
* DeRaptor pokes Bob back, much belatedly.
* DarkonZero ponders on killin....er......givin' Bob a present.
BobIshmaelOooh, for me?
DarkonZeroYeah......you'll have a "cake" of a time.
BobIshmaelOoh! Gimme, gimme!
* DarkonZero gives Bob the present.
* BobIshmael dies in a very messy fashion.
* DarkonZero is now THE idiot.
* BobIshmael returns to life to regain his idiot title.
DarkonZero"Once your apprentice and now I am the idiot."
DarkonZeroYou want it back?
* DarkonZero keeps the idiot title out reach of Bob and plays keep away.
DarkonZeroHere it is....naw.
DarkonZeroHere it is....naw.
DarkonZeroHere it is....naw.
BobIshmaelAwwww.
BobIshmaelYou're mean.
DarkonZeroHere it is....naw.
* BobIshmael pouts.
DarkonZeroHere it is....naw.
DarkonZeroOk....here.....
DarkonZeroOk....here.....
DarkonZeroOk....here.....
DarkonZeroHere it is....naw.
DeRaptord'oh!
* DarkonZero gives the title back.
DarkonZeroI am the freak!
BobIshmaelThank you.
* BobIshmael is an idiot, once more.
[BobIshmael SOUND]
* DarkonZero is actually a geek-nerdboy-rpg playin'-dork-computer usin'-book readin'-Midway Attendin'-music lovin'-art likin'-moronic-freakazoid!
BobIshmaelDe?
DarkonZeroLarge enought title for me?
DarkonZero-t from enought
BobIshmaelSo long as you aren't an idiot.
* Sound request: can't find 'darnturtle.wav'
[BobIshmael SOUND]
BobIshmaelDe?
DarkonZeroHmmmmm......she died again.
BobIshmaelSo it would seem.
DarkonZeroWatch her come back as some sorta god or something.
* Sound request: can't find 'dinotopia.mid'
[BobIshmael SOUND]
* DeRaptor comes back as Cthulhu and stuff.
BobIshmaelDe...
DarkonZeroHmmmm......my fave!
DarkonZeroALL HAIL DE!
DarkonZeroALL HAIL DE!
DarkonZeroALL HAIL DE!
DarkonZeroALL HAIL DE!
DarkonZeroALL HAIL DE!
* BobIshmael hails De.
DeRaptord'oh!
* DarkonZero hails De.
DarkonZeroALL HAIL DE!
DarkonZeroALL HAIL DE!
* DeRaptor changes into...uh...Buddha or something.
BobIshmaelNo..
BobIshmaelWe only hail De.
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....Budda is ok....hell I sorta look like the Budda.....just smaller and not as round.
DarkonZeroAnd not bald.
DarkonZeroAnd not gold or stone.
DarkonZeroOk....I look nothing like Budda.
DarkonZeroOnly TV's Frank...sorta.
BobIshmaelThat's a good look.
DarkonZeroThanks......
* BobIshmael decides to get some sleep.
DarkonZeroSo I am TV's Frankish.
DarkonZeroSee ya Bob...
BobIshmaelThanks.
BobIshmaelYa' idiot.
DarkonZeroHey....back at ya!
* BobIshmael waves to De and slowly walks out of the channel.
BobIshmaelAnd..
BobIshmaelI'm..
BobIshmaelGone!
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DarkonZeroHe sure is.....
DarkonZeroWell.....what a night......
DarkonZeroFinally got to talk with my online friends.....
DarkonZeroThat's a good thing.
DeRaptord'oh!
* DarkonZero pokes De.
* DeRaptor wonders if Darkon has a spit curl.
DarkonZeroUh.....once I did.
DarkonZeroI can make my hair like Frank's again......someday.
DeRaptorcool beanses
DarkonZeroHmmmm......beanses.
DeRaptorheehee
* DarkonZero thinks beanses make him poot.
DarkonZeroOOOPS.....that was not to be known.
* DarkonZero is ashamed.
* DeRaptor laughs.
DarkonZeroPootin'.....not good around others....cause they wonder who brought the rotten eggs.
* DarkonZero pokes De.
DarkonZeroHmmmm....fun.
DarkonZeroPokin' folks is fun.....YIPPEE!
DeRaptorow
DeRaptord'oh
DarkonZeroUntil one loses a eye.
* DeRaptor pokes Darkon back, belatedly
* DarkonZero laughs like Pop n' Fresh.
DarkonZeroHeheeee.
* DarkonZero is being blantently weird.
DarkonZeroAnd everyone likes it....I think.
* DarkonZero wonders if he's truly alone....
* DarkonZero wonders if he should get help....
* DarkonZero wonders if this is too much....
* DarkonZero should shut up....maybe.
DarkonZeroNAW!
DeRaptorhee!
DeRaptorramble on, my friend.
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DarkonZeroThank you....
Raven-xhey De
DarkonZeroHEY RAVE!
DarkonZeroWELCOME!
DeRaptorhey there Raven
* DarkonZero wonders if he is over enthused.
DarkonZeroYup.....
Raven-xabout what?
DarkonZeroNothing.....just being me.
DarkonZeroBlowing everything outta proportion.....
DarkonZeroBut it's okay!
[DeRaptor SOUND]
Raven-x"Let it rip Let it ripe, LET IT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP"
Raven-xsorry cross out that e at the end of rip
* DarkonZero is doin' Self-affirmations.
DarkonZeroHmmmmm......LET IT RIPE!
DarkonZeroSounds better.
Raven-xlol
Raven-xif you sing about a banana it might work out
DarkonZeroYup.....
* DarkonZero starts to think of a banana song.
DarkonZeroMy banana.......I can't eat it.....it's not ripe yet....so, LET IT RIPE! LET IT RIPE! LET IT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPE!
DarkonZeroHmmmmm.....not a great one, but a good one.
DarkonZeroWow.....
Raven-xwhat?
DarkonZeroI freaked out the room.
* DeRaptor gets freaked out.
Raven-xthat is nice to know
DarkonZeroTypical.....I'm on a roll (a kaiser one) and everyone freaks out.
DarkonZeroDe....are you really?
Raven-xwhoa I found the coolest thing ever to be invented
DarkonZeroWhat?
Raven-xit is the game boy back up unit
DarkonZeroOh.....I seen those.
Raven-xyou can upload up to 16 megabytes of GB roms, and play them on the gameboy
DarkonZeroYou can also trade savegames with others.
* DeRaptor looks up.
DeRaptorYep, I am.
DarkonZeroOk.....
DarkonZeroGood.
DarkonZeroI like it that way......no, wait.
DarkonZeroNo I don't...or do I.
DarkonZeroWhatever......
Raven-xalso it comes with a cd containing 200 gameboy roms
* DarkonZero knows he lost evervyone...but doesn't care much.
DarkonZero-v on evervyone.
DarkonZeroGame Boy......I had one.....the original one......
DarkonZeroBut alas it was stolen.
DarkonZeroHence I cannot play Game Boy games.
DarkonZeroTis' sad.
Raven-xjust use the roms
DarkonZeroNaw.....I'll barely play'em anywways.
DarkonZero-w on anywways.
* DarkonZero pokes De!
DarkonZeroHAHA!
Raven-xI was addicted to that pokemon game forawhile
DarkonZeroUh-huh.
DarkonZeroEveryone was.....
Raven-xgood thing I got over it
DarkonZeroI still gotta destroy my Pokemon card game.....but something is holdong me back.
DarkonZerochange o to i in holdong.
Raven-xyeah, the fact you spent money on it
DarkonZeroYeah.....
DarkonZeroThat may be it....or it's my Furby telling me not to.
Raven-xhehehe
DeRaptormust...follow...FURBY!
Raven-xno it must be that damn Beanie Baby that is holding you back
DarkonZeroNo don't have any of those......
DarkonZeroIt's maybe the Furby.
DarkonZeroFurby told my future......
* DeRaptor has four beanie babies...uh oh.
DarkonZeroonce....
DarkonZeroUh....
DeRaptorMust...kill...as Stretch the Ostrich tells me!
DeRaptorGAAAAAAAAH!
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
DarkonZeroOh well...
Raven-xfurbies are full of crap
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
Raven-xkill that furby before it kills you
* DarkonZero ponders opening up his Furby to find crap.
DarkonZeroHmmmm......it would excreted the crap sometime before.
* DarkonZero takes back the sick joke only to find that it has alienated everyone from him.
DarkonZeroWow......isolation......interestin' concept.
DarkonZeroWait....it isn't a concept.
DeRaptorIt's...a fact of life, son!
DarkonZeroTruly is.....truly is.
DarkonZeroAnd I am sorta proof.
DeRaptorstupid life anyways.
DarkonZeroLife in general....or my life?
DarkonZeroMine is ok,
DarkonZero, to .
DarkonZeroLife it self always sucked on toast.....or eggs and bacon.
DarkonZeroJoin it and self to make itself.
DarkonZeroAlienation......something I provide for everyone.
* DarkonZero says no need for conformation (EX: It's okay)......he always dumps on himself (as in the last few sentences).
DeRaptorwell, life in general really.
DarkonZeroI do it to make others feel better......though it takes a toll on me.
DarkonZeroHmmmmm.....Zero Tolerance Workshop later.........might get sleep later.
* DarkonZero wonders if people are really here.....an not his imagination.
* DarkonZero wonders if he really is using a computer.......
* DarkonZero just wonders......too much.
* DeRaptor yawns...late...
DarkonZeroWell....g'night my friend.....g'night.
DarkonZeroI gotta go myself........need to get my imagination goin' for new characters.
DarkonZeroSo....Ciao.
Raven-xok
Raven-xbye
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DarkonZeroI'm out......
DeRaptorbye DZ
DarkonZeroBye again....
DarkonZeroAgain....I'm out.
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Tue Jun 01 03:01:45 1999
Session Start: Tue Jun 01 21:37:56 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '15,4"I'm surrounded by idiots of my own design" - Joel'
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room!
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DeRaptorhey Darkon, wb Briggs.
Quizzhello to both
DarkonZeroHey whoever is in here!
TheCambotDZ...
TheCambotGi here: http://www.pbs-print.com/billmurray/parody.html
DarkonZeroCam.....
TheCambotHa...
CaptainBriggsI kinda killed myself.  Oops.
TheCambotThe HomeGamers aren't taking kindly to my song. :)
DarkonZeroCam....I've been there.
DarkonZeroOk.....
Quizzmole people!
Quizzis the next ep of MST3K
Quizzjust so you know
DeRaptornifty.
Quizzthis saturday
DeRaptorI can time Crow's fall from his meringue pie.
DeRaptorThey aren't, Cambot?
Quizzhuh?
DeRaptorInteresting, Plumm has some anti-Scientology writings on his site.
DarkonZeroScientology......who needs 'em!
DeRaptorThey're prolly messin' with ya, Cam. They do that.
Quizzcrow's fall from meringue pie?
DeRaptoryep.
DeRaptorHe falls off his mile-high meringue pie.
Quizzwhen does that happen?
Quizzmole people?
TheCambotDe! They're Scientologists!
TheCambotOf course they hate it!
DarkonZeroHehe.....
QuizzI have five 1 month kittens running around my room driving me nuts!
DeRaptorbut, look at this: http://plummco.simplenet.com/xenuandme.html
DeRaptorI think they just don't like US, and use the scientology thing to mess with us or something.
DeRaptoraww, baby kittens...
DarkonZeroI just been to a bookstore......there is the book "What Is Scientology" by you know who......it's really thick....it shouldn't be though.....it shoulda been a pamphlet.
DeRaptorheheheh...
DeRaptorScientology IS evil...
DarkonZeroIt sure is....
DarkonZeroVERY EVIL....
CaptainBriggsWell, I think people should be allowed to believe whatever they want... eviil or no...
* Quizz sees aliens aproaching
DarkonZero......aliens......
DeRaptorwell, yeah, but go read www.xenu.net, briggs.
* jasoN returns from afk to announce he is going to bed
Quizzgoodbye
DarkonZeroSee ya jasoN.
jasoNgoodnight, kids
DeRaptorg'night, N
TheCambotDe...
DeRaptorhuh?
TheCambotThey say Plumm's different.
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DeRaptorOhhh...
DeRaptorNow I'm getting creeped again...or maybe they're still messing with you.
TheCambotMaybe.
CaptainBriggsOh, I know how scientologists can get, De.  And if someone also wants to bathe themselves in the sacred oil of kerosine and then dance around magical candles... well, I'm ok with that too.
DeRaptorum...well, okay.
Quizzanyone here into witchcraft or wicca?
DarkonZeroHmmmm......let us back away from talk of religion.......it's getting somewhere to nowhere.
Quizzno I guess...
DeRaptorheh...idunno...
CaptainBriggsI'm magical, Quizz.  I can do... special things.
TheCambotNo witchin' for me.
DeRaptorpaganism in general is kinda interestin', idunno.
QuizzBriggs you can do magical things!
DarkonZeroMe.....just basic.....belief of my own beliefs.
CaptainBriggsDemn straight, boy.
CaptainBriggsI have... abilities.  I can find things, mainly.  Always be at the right place at the right time.  Stuff like that.
DarkonZeroSo....all I'm sayin' is I believe in contradiction and not in contradiction......
Quizz"our next puase is gonna be this big"
TheCambotHey, this conversation is weird.
TheCambotBack up.
DarkonZeroTo a floppy?
Quizzmy bike doesn't have reverse
* CaptainBriggs backs up, trips over De, and falls into a potted plant.
Quizzjust 1-2-3-4-5 and neutral
CaptainBriggsOw.....
* DeRaptor climbs into the rafters.
* DarkonZero hits rewind on his belt and it does nothing.
Quizzthe plant is a man eating venus fly trap, watch out
CaptainBriggsS'ok.  I can fight back.
* CaptainBriggs pulls out ranch dressing and shakes it at the plant.
CaptainBriggsSuffer croutons!
DarkonZeroAnd hence our convo heads into the new sunset of something new.
QuizzI don't think you should do that
Quizzit's trembling
Quizzlet the poor thing alone!
CaptainBriggsIt was trying to EAT ME!!!
* DarkonZero remains ever-so quiet now.
Quizzkjw sthq4
Quizzn utkjrheijo[
Quizz'gg'
Quizzjf
Quizzrsghn
Quizzoe
Quizzn;;sggusi'
Quizzwogvtopsi
CaptainBriggs.me smacks Quizz...  he seems to be stuck or something.
Quizzu6oguv
CaptainBriggsAdd a / and take out the .
QuizzI was seeing if I would eventually type the words of shakespears
CaptainBriggsMonkey!  Monkey!]
* Quizz shakes a spear
QuizzI don't have a thousand monkeys so I just closed my eyes and staerted typing
CaptainBriggs;kjtheworksofshakespearlirg...
CaptainBriggsWow, it worked.
Quizzhey that's a good idea for a host segment
Quizzhave pearl make bobo type alot and see if he works out shakespear
TheCambotHmmm.
Quizzhey did you guys see the Full House thing I did in the Bboard?
TheCambotA_______________LOT!
TheCambotThere's a SPACE!
TheCambotA LOT!
DeRaptorM is for Monkey!
TheCambotA!
Quizz?
TheCambotLOT!
* Quizz force feeds cam baby aspirin
DarkonZeroO is for "OH MY GOD, I'M ON FIRE!"
* CaptainBriggs 'helps' Cam wash it down with some Vodka.
TheCambotHey!\
DarkonZeroHey!/
CaptainBriggsHei!
TheCambotHeil Stalin!/
Quizzn is for:: don't neuter the dog! it's inhuman
DeRaptorMan, Rocketship X-M is a boring movie.
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QuizzHig Seil Bill Gates!
DarkonZeroDe....you finally noticed that!
Tommyhey room
TheCambotHey Hilfiger.
Quizztimmy!!!!!
DeRaptorhey Tommy Servo
Quizzoh, ok
DeRaptorYou are Servo, are you not?
TommyBy the way, the name stands for Tommy Tune, not Servo
Quizzcalm down
* DeRaptor tries to tune out X-M...
DeRaptornuts.
Quizztype in: del X-M.*
TommyI toyed with the idea of being Servo, but, you know,,, Deep 13 and all - seemed a little cliche
DeRaptorHmm...heh
TommyCan't blame you for jumping to the obvious conclusion though, really
Quizztry; del *X-M.*
TommySo what's goin' down in this here town?
DeRaptorSince there's really another Tom Servo around here.
Tommywhere's Servo?
DarkonZeroA tyranical one.
TommyWhoops
DeRaptorindeed.
Tommytyrannical Servo - 'Servo's big, and he's dumb.'
TommySo, um....
Tommyhmm
TommySo, who's better, Mike or Joel? *tee hee*
DarkonZero........
DeRaptorOooh, you want your bottom bruised, don't you?
Tommyput DOWN the knife
* DarkonZero rolls his eyes......
TommyRaptor - wouldja? ; )
DarkonZero.........
Tommy*snicker*
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DarkonZeroBob.....
TheCambotBob.
BobIshmaelDZ.
BobIshmaelCam.
DeRaptorhey there Bob.
BobIshmaelHey De.
DeRaptorYour ex-son left a while ago.
TheCambotGo to www.pbs-print.com/billmurray/parody.html
Tommysorry fellas, don't want to seem like a trouble maker, I just gots a little of that old-time mischief in me tonight
BobIshmaelWell.. Good riddance.
TommyI blame the full moon, Wiich passed last weekend, SO...
BobIshmaelYeah, that happens sometimes.
Tommywhat's there, Cambot?
TheCambotSong parody.
TommyI am way too lazy to look myself
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BobIshmaelJust take his word for it.
TommyI always have
DARK®AI†††hi all
TommyHI DARK@AI????!!!!
DARK®AI†††hi
Tommyso enthusiastic with that name
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Tommyor very confused
TheCambotGo to that site! Now!
TheCambotI worked hard! For a full 57 minutes!
TheCambotDark Rye? is there a Dark Wheat?
TommyOkay, I'll go to THAT site if YOU go to this one:
TheCambotWhat one?
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Tommyhold a sec
Tommyit's almost there
* TheCambot holds a sec.
TheCambotSo squishy.
Tommyhttp://www.theonion.com/onion3520/you_want_a_piece.html
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TheCambotWhoo! Onion!
Quizzonion?
DeRaptorhello GOD
TheCambotThe Onion.
Kenzukaihi
TheCambotAnswers to God?
Kenzukaiwhat?
TheCambotSomething to put on a milk carton...
TheCambotAlmost worth kidnapping you.
* TheCambot kidnaps God.
TommyGOD? Yeah, the Onion is of a godlike nature - it's the all seeing eye of the Republic
Quizzwhat the heck are you talking about?
BobIshmaelWho has an onion?
TheCambotMISSING Have you seen me? Last seen at #Deep13, answers to God.
TheCambotDo you have Our Dumb Country yet, Tommy?
TommyCambot - I might have found the song parody funny, but I have never listened to an entire Marylyn Manson song in my life - I wouldn't even know the tune
TheCambotme either. :)
TommyCambot - yep
TheCambotI lied in the notes.
TommyMAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON
TheCambotI've never heard a song.
TheCambotWell, A song, yes.
BobIshmaeldns tom
BobIshmaelOops.
TheCambotNot one by Manson.
Tommyyipes
* BobIshmael looks at the ground.
TheCambotHehe.
* BobIshmael whistles.
BobIshmaelWho's "tom?"
TheCambotdns Bobby
TheCambotDoesn't seem to work.
BobIshmaelNo..
TommyGuess I'm one of those Bad Boys you hear about
BobIshmaelIt doesn't.
* TheCambot kicks computer.
TommyI go about using curse words!
BobIshmaelOh, well, Cam.
* TheCambot tries to remember obscene Onion headlines.
TheCambottommy...
TommyMmmmmmyeeees?
TheCambotRemember the one where the scientists discovered drinking binges were "so fucking cool"?
TommySorry, I was looking at the stuff you wrote
Quizzanyone else just hate austin powers/
Quizz?
TommyLOL - I liked how they called them 'studies' instead of parties
TheCambotI like AP a little.
TheCambotThe Bond spoofing is funny,
TommyAnd you know, I spent a few years in Amherst, the home of the college these studies were at
TheCambotA tad too sick, but original.
TheCambotAustin Powers that is.
TommyOh, hel, i thought it was a funny movie
TheCambotI laughed.
TheCambotI won't lie.
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TheCambotI laughed a lot.
TommyI guess it's as good as anything can be expected in major theatrical release
TheCambotBut it wasn't major.
TheCambotThat was why it was great.
TheCambotComplete sleeper hit.
TommyI thought it was...
TheCambotWell, it made big money, but it wasn't anticipated.
TheCambotIt was some cheap movie expected to pass quickly.
TommyGuess that's true
TheCambotPlus it did better on video than in theaters.
TommyHowever, the SEQUEL - that's another story
TheCambotI think it looks funny. Sorry.
TommyThin is, aside from playing off all the old jokes, it STILL looks funny
TheCambotYeah, I know.
TheCambotThe Jerry Springer thing is a bit much.
TommyHave to say i already like Fat BAstard ; )
TheCambotSpringer jokes got old a long time ago.
TommySPRINGER got old a long time ago - have you seen it lately?
TheCambotNo, I never watch.,
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Tommythey've gone from having guys break into fights every show to GIRLS breaking into fights, now it's a regular feature to have one or more women get their tops torn off in a fight
TheCambotHeh. Well.
TommyIf it didn't make me roll on the floor in laughter, I'd be crying
TheCambotDid you read about the scene cut from AP2?
QuizzI watch springer just to laugh
TommyOh, wait, sometimes i AM crying
TommyMy mistake
TheCambotScene cut from AP2?
TommyCambot - nope, what about i?
TheCambotIt sounded hilarious.
TommyWell, great!
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TheCambotThe old version of some character...
QuizzMitchell!
TommyTee hee
TheCambotgoes back in time and meets his younger self...
TheCambotEicheid!
TheCambotHiiiigh on a sammich!
TommyGod bless you
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DARK®AI†††hi all
TheCambotAnyway, goes to his younger self, and sleeps with him.
Tommytee hee
TommyThat's MY kinda joke
Quizzaahh, eww
TheCambotThen says, "Technically, it's not cheating, because I'm with myself."
TheCambotThat's FUNNY. I'm sorry.
DeRaptorAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! MITCHELL!
Quizzgod what are you thinking?
TommyWow, and THAT's what they threw out? The rest must be pure gold!
JoeDonBaker<Cambot: Its' keep your EYYYYYEEEEe on the sammich
TheCambotOh.
TheCambotDamn.
JoeDonBaker*fart*
TommyJoeDon - nummy num
TheCambotThey said they threw it out to be PG13. (???)
TommyHuh -
TheCambotSince when does that constitute an R rating?
TommyAlthough I don't think I'd mind sleeping with the younger one - I saw a photo ; )
Tommy*giggle*
JoeDonBakerWhat movie???? What rating?
TheCambotAustin Powers 2.
TommyZombie Gangbang @
Tommy2
TheCambotElectric Bugaloo.
JoeDonBakerJesus Christ tommy!!!!
Tommy(btw, there actually IS a Zombie Gangbang film)
QuizzBoggy Creek 2
TheCambotI think I saw it around once,
TommyIt is, no surprises, porn
TheCambotOh. Well maybe not.
JoeDonBakerI know that Tommy. I was just surprised that someone else knew of it. Are you a huge zombie fan?
Tommysaw it in an airport htel room this past week
* DeRaptor gets overwhelmed and crawls into the corner with her chicken puppet.
TommyI FUCKING LOVE ZOMBIES
TheCambotAugh!
Tommynothing makes a movie better than a ZOMBIE
TheCambotJiminy!
Quizzso you where seeing zombies fuck?
TheCambotScared the socks off my cat, Socks!
JoeDonBakerOK Tommy, here's the test: What is the best Zombie movie ever?
TommyExactly!!!
TheCambotBeverly Hills Zombie.
TheCambotDoes Bloodsucking Freaks count?
JoeDonBakerI guess so
TommyTo me? I think it's a tossup between the remake of night of the living dead and Return of the Living Dead - maybe part 2 of that series
Tommyof course there's ZOMBIE! - and the fight between a topless female scuba diver, a zombie and a shark
JoeDonBakerTommy: I didn't like Return 2, howver Night 1990 was good.  But DAWN OF THE Dead is the BEST
TommyLOL - yeah, i always forget about DAWN - the GUY IN THE SOMBRERO
Tommyhaven't seen that or Day in a while - which one had the clown zombie?
TheCambotBest zombie was Callista Flockhart in Midsummer Night's Dream.
JoeDonBakerYep, Zombie is great.  I've found out that they are making a SPECIAL EDITION of the original Night
TommyI'm sure there was one... right...?
JoeDonBakerDay had the clown
TommyThought so
TheCambotSo...
Quizzwoah, too many zombies in 1 minute
TheCambotEnough about zombies, let's talk about people that come back from the dead!
JoeDonBakerJESUS
Quizzoh great
Quizzhighlander
JoeDonBakerWarriors fromHELL
TommyUmm, countless soap opera characters
TheCambotWe're doing some SLASHING and SLICING on our already low prices!
TheCambotTee hee.
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JoeDonBakerAll of the X-files people
JoeDonBakerSPOCK
TommyWeird Al Yankovic - well, dead carreer anyway
Quizzgoodnight everyone
TheCambotAnd remember, like Duncan's enemies, this offer WON'T be around for long!
Quizzhehe
JoeDonBakerVanilla Ice. He's gonna be in Pittsburgh next month
TommyHo, I wouldn't want to be Weird Al right now!
Quizzhow much time has that offer been?
Quizz6 months now?
TheCambotMore than that.
TommyCouple years - Ive seen that offer around a while
JoeDonBakerHe's been having one hell of a bad hair day
QuizzIt wont be around for long, just a couple of years
TheCambotThat's like furniture stores with going-out-of-business sales.
TheCambotIt's downright funny.
TommySay what you want about Vanilla Ice - he's a very attractive man
Quizzwell goodnight people
Quizzit's 1:30 hereand I'm off
Quizzbye
Tommybye
TheCambotThank you for not saying peoples!
TommyHuh - 1;30? And I'm inside? It's a slow night
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JoeDonBakerIf I were a queer or a woman, I would screw Vanilla Ice
TheCambotforget your purse?
TheCambotAUGH!
TheCambotFar too much sharing!
TheCambotFar, far too much!
TommyWell, JoeDon - I'mone of the two, and I would too
JoeDonBakerI love saying that stuff. It always bugs people
TheCambotUhn!
TommyYou guess which one ; )
TheCambotUhn!
TheCambotGah!
TheCambotBleh!
TheCambotPtooie!
TheCambot*shudder*
TheCambotgeez, I hope you're a female Tommy.
TheCambotTommy GIRL?
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BobIshmaelROFL!
TommyCambot - then to keep your former good natured attitude toward me from changing, i won't tell you which I am
* BobIshmael laughs at Darkrai leaves.
BobIshmael"as"
JoeDonBakerMy my my my Mitchell
TheCambotI'll just keep quiet, Shawn.
* BobIshmael grumbles at his idiocy.
TommyHey, Shawn is an asexual name
TommyI've seen men and womes Shawns
Tommywomen
TheCambotI wouldn't even admire a female Shawn.
TommyOh well. I suppose it's my loss
TheCambotNo more of this.
JoeDonBakerMR.B Natural FU
Tommy...? Isn't it? I can't seem to convince myself of it
TheCambotName a famous female Shawn. I think there is one...
BobIshmaelSean Conn- No.
BobIshmaelUh..
BobIshmaelSean Pen- No.
TheCambotNo.
BobIshmaelHuh.
TheCambotShawn's lawn care?
TommyYeah, i saw one when I was a kid, on TV - she was a model or something -
TheCambotStart a lawn care service.
TheCambotMy name is John.
TheCambotShawn and John's lawn care Service.
TommyUm, I don't really care very much about lawns
JoeDonBakerWhooptishit
TheCambotAny other awns in here?
TommyThe closest I come are the plants in my windowsill - I live in a city
JoeDonBakerI have awnings on my house
TheCambotMe too.
TheCambotThere were awnings in that movie you were in, Fletch.
TheCambotYou were actually kind of cool in that movie, Joey.
TommyLawns aren't too common in my neighborhood - and since I dion't drive, I don't think I'd be able to go very far for customers
TheCambotJUST SLIGHTLY.
JoeDonBakerJOe DON Baker was in Fletch
TheCambotI just said that, dipweed.
TheCambotHence...
TheCambot<TheCambot> There were awnings in that movie you were in, Fletch.
TheCambot<TheCambot> You were actually kind of cool in that movie, Joey.
JoeDonBakerOh PISSOFF
TheCambotI'll sic Fletch on you.
TheCambotThey were making a Fletch 3.
TheCambotFell through.
TheCambotDamn.
BobIshmaelOh, well.. Be back later.
TheCambotNo.
* BobIshmael waves to everyone.
TheCambotFletch was great.
TheCambotWhy are you leaving?
Tommyuntil they realised they would rather just toss the production money directly into a wastebasket
BobIshmaelWhy not?
TheCambotWhere do you think you're going?
BobIshmaelDo I have to conform to YOUR time schedule?
JoeDonBakerJoeDOn was best in the new 007 movies
TheCambotYes, you do.
BobIshmaelWHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME LOVE YOU, INSTEAD OF HATING ME?!
TommyI liked the coiple lines he had in Mars Attacks
* BobIshmael runs out of the channel crying.
TheCambotThat hardly makes sense.
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TheCambotMars Attacks. Man, what a movie.
TommyLOVED IT
JoeDonBakerWhy can't you be like cousin Billy
JoeDonBaker??
TommyTim Burton's my favorite director
JoeDonBakeroops brother
TheCambotMine too, equal with Kubrick.
TheCambotR.I.P. and all.
TheCambothave you seen Vincent and Frankenweenie?
JoeDonBakerBurton's best: ED WOOD
TheCambotI pride myself on those. :)
TheCambotNo way!
TheCambotEd Wood was awesome...
JoeDonBakerLEt's shoot this FUCKER
Tommyyeah, let's see - Burton, Kubrick, Cronenberg, Waters, Lynch - GREAT filmmakers
TheCambotbut Beetlejuice? Scissorhands?
DeRaptorLook what these morons at emerchandise.com did: http://www1.emerchandise.com/consumer/Product_Information.asp?ProductIndex=1&CatalogID=MUSTSEE&ID=0000000883&CatPath=Must+See%5CTV+Shows%5CMST+3K
TheCambotYou don;t think they were even better.
TheCambot?
TommyCambot - i have Vincent on my pristine laserdisc edition of Nightmare before Xmas
DeRaptorthey put a Mission Impossible mug under MST3K
TheCambothehe.
TheCambotEMerchandise kinda sucks.,
TommyHey, Edward Scissorhands is my FAVORITE MOVIE EVER
JoeDonBakerArghhhh
JoeDonBakerEd scissor was good
TheCambotI like Beetlejuice more.
TommyIn fact, it actually IS my middle name - Edward
* Sound request: can't find 'scissorhands.mid'
[DeRaptor SOUND]
JoeDonBakerPEE WEE 's big ADVENTURE was his 2nd GREATEST
TheCambot"I remember the Alamo."
TheCambotHeehee.
TommyWell, come on, it's PEE WEE - he's ALMOST infallible
JoeDonBakerTHE ALAMo
JoeDonBakerBig TOp SUCKED
TheCambotThat has to be one of my five favorite lines ever.
TommyI will NOT watch Big Top Pee-wee
TheCambotBig Top really sucked,
TheCambotAnd Paul Reubens even wrote it!
JoeDonBakerTell 'em Large Marge set you
TheCambotWhat was he thinking?
Tommy'The stars at night, are big and bright! - - - -'
JoeDonBakerDEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!!
TheCambotI can't wait for him in MYSTERY MEN!
Tommyhe's in Mystery Men???
TheCambotThat's going to be the funniest movie in years!
JoeDonBakerThat movie will either ROCK or SUCK
TheCambotHe's The Spleen.
TheCambotIt will ROCK.
TommyWow, that movie gets better and better every time I hear about it
TheCambotDo you know about the comics?
Tommynope
JoeDonBakerI don't know...
TheCambotDon't judge your opinion on the trailer.
TheCambotwww.flamingcarrot.com says it all.
TheCambotfunniest crap around, sometimes funnier than MST.
TommyI have to say, my choice in comics pretty much begins and ends with the fringe stuff
JoeDonBakerTim Burton's next movie: ICHABOd CRane
JoeDonBakerBut Superman should be out EVENTUALLY
TheCambotBut this is a comic spoof...sort of.
TommyYep, the Legend Of Sleepy Hollow looks NEATO
TommySuperman is dead - WB confirmed it
JoeDonBakerTIM Burtin is a master
TheCambotAm I wrong to not want Burton doing Superman?
TheCambotOh, good.
JoeDonBakerHe should do a ZOMBIE flick
TommyAnd even if it wasn't, Burton's been dropped as a prospective director
JoeDonBakerNicholas Cage does not equal Superman
TheCambotIs he still doing Donsousaurs Attack?
DeRaptor...Donsousaurs?
JoeDonBakerHAs anyone seen that Jerry Springer movie?
TheCambotYep.
TheCambotTo De.
TheCambotNot Joe.
JoeDonBakerIt didn't get released around here
TommyAll I know is, he's making Sleepy Hollow, and is optioning to do one called 'X - The Man With X Ray Eyes
TheCambotYep.
JoeDonBakerThat's an old movie
TheCambotI've seen the original X.
TheCambotIt kind of sucks.
JoeDonBakerYeah, honestly
TommyWell, anything Tim does is pure gold
JoeDonBakerIt's on AMC ALOT
JoeDonBakerYEP
TheCambotAnyways, De, Dinsosaurs Attack is the sort-of sequel to mars Attacks.
JoeDonBakerHe made the best BATMAN MOVIE
TheCambotNo he didn't.
TommyI've seen everything he's done - EVEN rented the Fox and the Hound to see if i could catch his animation ; )
TheCambotThe 1965 Batman was the best Batman.
JoeDonBakerYOU CAN't be serious
TheCambotHave you seen Aladdin and the Magic Lamp?
TommyI think Batman returns was the most Burton, and the best
TheCambotI'm very serious, Joe.
TheCambotIt was hilarious.
TommyCambot - yep - also saw The Jar for Alfred Hitchcock
TheCambotNever even HEARD of that...
Tommyyep, it's there
JoeDonBakerBatman 2 was kinda lame, he had about 100 run-ins withthe bad guys before they fought
Tommylook up his filmography in the nightmare before Xmas 'Making Of' book
TheCambotOh, okay.
* DeRaptor throws JoeDonBaker and TheCambot in a pit with some baby oil and runs.
TheCambotIs it an episode of Alfred Hitchcock presents?
TheCambotAUGH!
TheCambotBABY OIL! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TommyI thoght Batman 2 was the best, it had the funniest jokes - making fun of the wholde concept
DarkonZeroDe.....where was that from?
TheCambotThat's what 1965 Batman was.
JoeDonBakerHEy, I'd hate to change the subject, but is there gonna be another Star Trek TV show?
Tommyreaching into the fishtank for the switch to the batcave???
Tommyand the closet of Batsuits...
TheCambotI...er...haven't seen batman returns.
[SOUND]
TommyJoe - I hear tell they're thinking of doing a Starfleet Academy show
JoeDonBakerI'd keep the cave switch in my underwear
Tommylike a cross between Star Trek and Saved By The Bell
TheCambothehe.
JoeDonBakerThat would be wierd. A prequel show or a continuation
JoeDonBaker??
TheCambot"Kelly, I'd like to ENGAGE you in some hot bikini action."
TommyCambot - and you call yourself a fan!! You NEED to see Batman Rfeturns
TheCambotSorry!
TommyIt's the best one!
TheCambotI've read Tim's book!
TheCambotMelancholy Oyster!
JoeDonBakerI think DS9 is getting better with the last few shows
TheCambotThat's kinda rare!
JoeDonBakerIt did suck before
TommyMe too
TheCambotAnd Aladdin and the Magic Lamp!
[SOUND]
JoeDonBakerVoyager has had some really good ones lately too
TommyOh, I thought you meant his autobiography Burton On Burton
DeRaptorlalala how are ya?
JoeDonBakerSPAM
TheCambotNo, the short story collection.
* DeRaptor falls out of the rafters.
DeRaptorow.
TheCambotI haven't read Burton on Burton.
TommyYes, the last ep of DS9 was VERY cool
JoeDonBakerSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
TheCambotDid I hear right that Elfman was coming back for Sleep Hollow?
TommyLOL - not to brag but I got Oyster boy autographjed
JoeDonBakerYou mean the finale or the one with Rom and the negis?
TheCambotHa. ha. Ha.
TommyThe one with the Nagus
TheCambotBastard.
JoeDonBakerYeah that was funny
TheCambotI'll say again...
TheCambotDid I hear right that Elfman was coming back for Sleep Hollow?
TommyI also own - not that any one cares - EVERY toy produced in the US of Nightmare
TheCambotSleepy
TommyCambot - yessir
JoeDonBakerELFMAN=Burton
TheCambotNot for Ed Wood.
TheCambotThey split up.
JoeDonBakerWell almost
Tommywell, they were back for mars Attacks
TheCambotThey should NEVER be apart again.
TheCambotOh, yeah, my mistake.
TommyAnd they're going to be back for Sleepy Hollow
TheCambotI never remember things chronologically.
JoeDonBakerI'm leaving everyone. I've enjoyed talking with all of you losers
TheCambotBye you loser.
TommySame here Joe
JoeDonBakerI love all of you
TheCambotOoh! Tommy!
Tommysorry imlike Tim Burton more than Star Trek - no, not really
DarkonZeroJDB.....losers of all loser.
TheCambot*I* have a Handbook for the Recently Deceased book cover!
DarkonZeroSee ya JDB.
JoeDonBakerSHUT UP ZERO. BAKR IS THE BEST
TheCambotbakr?
DarkonZero......ok.
TheCambotBakarak?
TommyWow, that's a good one - i got an Edward Scissorhands lobby card & theatrical pre-release poster
DarkonZeroWhatever.
JoeDonBakerBaker!!
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TheCambotWell...I have...I have...
TheCambotI have...
TheCambotUm...
TheCambotA Mars Attacks card!
DarkonZeroWhat?
DarkonZeroOH....
TheCambotPlus four of the original set!
TheCambotAnd a Dinosaurs Attack card!
TommyI also have about 35 copies of the panini sticker book for the Beetlejuice cartoon, which I thought was a really well-designed show
TheCambotIt was alright.
TheCambotI loved the opening.
TheCambotThat was top-notch animation.
TommyI got all the mars Attacks toys - including the flying saucer and martian Girl figure
TheCambotBastard!
TheCambotLisa Marie....wow.
TommyI know
TommyI live with myself... barely
TheCambothehe.
Tommyactually, she WAS pretty hot in that one
TheCambotWhat ARE you, Tommy?
TommyI think it's cuz she has such a mannish face - looks like a guy in drag almost
TheCambotAnd the gum thing.
TheCambotThat was such a funny idea.
TommyCambot - here's a hint - i have a boyfriend ; )
TheCambotI just watched that and thought of what a genius Burton has to be.
TheCambotWho the heck would think o' that?
TheCambotNot me.
TheCambotNot James cameron, the dill.'
TommyYeah, and the whole Tajma Hal 'photo shoot' shot - i love the way the martian in the middle looks at the other two
TheCambotI never could tell...were those photos supposed to be like 2001?
TheCambotCertainly seemed like it.
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TheCambotAlmost the exact same setup.
TheCambotHello Anon.
DarkonZeroAnon......howzit goin'?
Tommyhuh - that's true
TommyHi ANON
MSTAnonOoh... Been entertaining family. =P
TheCambotUhn....
MSTAnonAt least I got the final round of trivia up.
TheCambotDirty thoughts, bad, thoughts...
TheCambotMinus a comma.
Tommywe're all discussing why Tim Burton is a genius at the moment - I'm sure it'll turn towards MST in a sec
MSTAnonJust barely on time.
TheCambotHow the heck did that get in there?
TheCambotStupid comma.
Tommyso, you may boo me if you wish, but so far I've only seen 1001 - Soultaker
MSTAnonBoo!
TheCambotEek!
TheCambotBoo!
TheCambotDown with you!
TommyI know, i know- ut I don't have cable
TheCambotThat's not even an especially good ep!
TommyI had to havre my boyfriend tape THAT one...
TheCambot*sigh*
DarkonZeroWell.....it's been fun......see y'all later.
TheCambotBye.
TommyWhaddya mean?? I LOVED that ep
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Tue Jun 01 23:01:52 1999

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