Session Start: Mon May 31 14:35:12 1999 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is '2http://www.solbase.com 3It's not the broccoli we want, it's anyone who can record a wav (that we like) saying "Thank you for joining us at News 12, we hope you tune in again soon" gets a free plug for their site. Yaay.' | ||
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room! | ||
Locdog07 | Or you could just throw the pen in their general direction and hope for the best. | |
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BobIshmael | Hey DZ> | |
BobIshmael | "." | |
DarkonZero | Hel all. | |
Locdog07 | Yes, Baldue. You're jus' Reagle. :) | |
IncredibleMeltingMan | Heya DarkonZ | |
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Timmyling | Or wave the pen around really freakish-like and scare the guy with the sword away. | |
DarkonZero | Ooops...I meant "Hey" all. | |
* IncredibleMeltingMan uses the pen to get Bald Due some hair | ||
Locdog07 | Or show them your pen. That'd disgust them | |
Timmyling | I da you to hel! | |
DarkonZero | He's gone...... | |
IncredibleMeltingMan | Oh poop | |
DarkonZero | Let us find him..... | |
* Sound request: can't find 'detheme.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
BobIshmael | YAY! | |
* BobIshmael boogies. | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'sunny.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
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[BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
* IncredibleMeltingMan plays music.wav in his head | ||
[SOUND] | ||
BobIshmael | AHHHHHHHHHHHH! | |
BobIshmael | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
BobIshmael | HOWDY DOOO DOOOO! | |
BobIshmael | AHHHHHHHHHHH! | |
BobIshmael | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! | |
Locdog07 | Flash! | |
Locdog07 | AAAAAAAHHHH! | |
[BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
Locdog07 | He saved every one of us! | |
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* BobIshmael boogies to music.wav | ||
Baldue | sorry got booted | |
Timmyling | Hi Bald Dude. | |
IncredibleMeltingMan | wb, Bald dude | |
DarkonZero | Bald Dude....HEY! | |
Locdog07 | wb | |
Baldue | who was this reagle? | |
Timmyling | You. | |
Locdog07 | It was you. | |
Baldue | no | |
BobIshmael | Yep. | |
Locdog07 | MightyReagle@206.173.43.39 | |
Locdog07 | Baldue@206.173.43.39 | |
Locdog07 | See? | |
BobIshmael | "Uh-huh" | |
BobIshmael | "Nuh-uh!" | |
Timmyling | no | |
BobIshmael | "Uh-huh!" | |
Baldue | not sure | |
Baldue | i justgot on | |
DarkonZero | Uh....ok. | |
Baldue | can someone get on my username? | |
* Locdog07 sighs | ||
BobIshmael | Just let him have his way, Loc. | |
Locdog07 | k | |
* BobIshmael sighs with Loc. | ||
* Timmyling tries not to sigh, but instead mumbles. | ||
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Locdog07 | huh | |
* Prometheus16 sighs with Loc & Bob. | ||
* IncredibleMeltingMan wonders how the arcade game "Bad Dudes" would have been if it was "Bald Dudes" | ||
IncredibleMeltingMan | Louie Louie! | |
IncredibleMeltingMan | Whoa baby! | |
IncredibleMeltingMan | I gotta go! | |
* IncredibleMeltingMan melts away | ||
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Prometheus16 | Bye, IMM. | |
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Prometheus16 | Hi, Pumaman. | |
Timmyling | Hmmm. The Puma Man is listening. | |
Timmyling | Get it? | |
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* Pumaman1138 can listen | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'pumaman.mid' | ||
[BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
MR | hello everyone.... | |
* Pumaman1138 flies like an idiot,etc | ||
Timmyling | Moron, but still. | |
CalCrowe | baq | |
* Pumaman1138 welcomes MR | ||
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* CalCrowe forgot what he was going to say. | ||
* Pumaman1138 flies like a MORON | ||
Locdog07 | Hi pseud | |
pseudoplasmodium | hey Locdog07 | |
Prometheus16 | wb, Pseudo. | |
pseudoplasmodium | thanks | |
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Timmyling | Hmmm. | |
* Locdog07 frowns... | ||
DarkonZero | ........ | |
Locdog07 | Who would even want an Austin Powers animated series... | |
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* DarkonZero is now a tree. | ||
Timmyling | Erk. | |
pseudoplasmodium | stup[id mirc | |
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Prometheus16 | wb, pseudo. | |
Timmyling | And Puma Man flies off! | |
CalCrowe | There's going to be an Austin Powers TV show??? | |
pseudoplasmodium | thanks | |
Locdog07 | Yes, Cal. | |
CalCrowe | That ought to be funny | |
Locdog07 | uh... | |
Locdog07 | An animated series | |
* Timmyling stares at the unchanged and stale topic. He thinks everyone who was gonna submit an entry has already. | ||
Locdog07 | It's gonna be for kids. | |
pseudoplasmodium | Hey, i made a wav for DeRaptor | |
Locdog07 | Why for DeRaptor? | |
Timmyling | Well, should be gettin' my tapes any day now...yep... | |
pseudoplasmodium | She made that topic didnt she/ | |
*** Locdog07 changes topic to '2http://www.solbase.com 3Well, when in Rome....' | ||
Timmyling | Loc did. | |
pseudoplasmodium | oh | |
Timmyling | And he doesn't know who to send it to either. | |
Locdog07 | And it's for SOL Base, not just for whoever sets the topic | |
Timmyling | DK is my guess. | |
* Timmyling thinks about 93,682. | ||
DarkonZero | Well....whoever it is, is going to be happy....maybe. | |
* CalCrowe ponders about PI | ||
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DarkonZero | .....zoomer.....oh well. | |
* Prometheus16 has to go. Everyone is ignoring me. | ||
Locdog07 | :( | |
Timmyling | Bye then. | |
CalCrowe | bye | |
DarkonZero | So long..... | |
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Locdog07 | Bye Prom | |
* Timmyling waves. | ||
MR | BurnSide was looking for someone.... | |
* DarkonZero is now a puddle of water. | ||
* DarkonZero is bored. | ||
* CalCrowe mops up the puddle of water | ||
DarkonZero | DAH! | |
* Timmyling wrings out the mop over the sink. | ||
DarkonZero | HEY! | |
CalCrowe | People and their drinks that spill..... | |
Locdog07 | This week on Fox | |
CalCrowe | on Tuesday | |
Timmyling | Jeese, is there water EVERYWHERE in here? | |
* DarkonZero is now a puddle of water in a sink. | ||
* Timmyling turns on the tap and washes DK down the drain. | ||
MR | l8er ppl.... | |
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Locdog07 | Who is this DK person? | |
Timmyling | DarKrow? | |
Locdog07 | * Timmyling turns on the tap and washes DK down the drain. | |
Locdog07 | You should know :P | |
Timmyling | Oh. | |
* BobIshmael looks up. | ||
* CalCrowe remembers about the problematic septic tank | ||
Timmyling | DZ. | |
BobIshmael | I think he meant DZ. | |
DarkonZero | I'm in the sink. | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
Locdog07 | k | |
DarkonZero | DAH! | |
DarkonZero | SEPTIC TANK!!!!!! | |
Timmyling | Eew. | |
Timmyling | It's your turn to clean it, Loc. | |
Timmyling | I did it last time. | |
* Locdog07 cleans it with Timmyling | ||
* CalCrowe flushes the toilet | ||
DarkonZero | [echo] HEY! GET ME OUT! | |
Timmyling | Good thing it's only water. | |
DarkonZero | DAH! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
Locdog07 | GET ME DOOOOOOWWWWN! | |
Timmyling | I'LL GET YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU! | |
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[BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
* CalCrowe smells a odor like nothing he has ever smelled before... | ||
Locdog07 | That's just Bob. | |
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* CalCrowe smells something he hasn't smelled since.... | ||
* Timmyling pretends Loc said "Wipe them out...all of them." | ||
Timmyling | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
Baldue | Back | |
Locdog07 | wb Bald Dude | |
* DarkonZero somehow manages to get out of the septic tank. | ||
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'wipethem.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
Baldue | my brother is MightyReagle | |
Timmyling | YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! | |
Locdog07 | Huh. | |
Baldue | he uses the same unit | |
Timmyling | Hmmm...it's old now. | |
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
Baldue | I just found out, that jerk | |
Timmyling | MAYBEEEEEEEEEEEE! | |
DarkonZero | Loc.....wipe who's what's out? | |
Locdog07 | Wipe the Jedi out. | |
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
Baldue | So who loved Star Wars E1? | |
Timmyling | And dust the Wookie when you're done. | |
Locdog07 | I love it, Baldue, even though I've never seen it. | |
DarkonZero | Oh....I thought the convo of septic tanks meant a whole different thing. | |
Timmyling | Uh....POSSSSSSSSSSSIBLLLLYYYYYYY! | |
Baldue | must go phone call, bye | |
Locdog07 | Bye | |
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DarkonZero | ......bye. | |
Timmyling | On a modem? | |
CalCrowe | I enjoyed Star Wars very much. | |
Locdog07 | I like it very much! | |
Timmyling | What's the matter with Episode 1? I like it VERY MUCH. | |
* DarkonZero is a little Japanese kid from Prince of Space. | ||
DarkonZero | I like it very much! | |
CalCrowe | NOOOOOOO! | |
Locdog07 | Eww, put some shorts on-....oh, those are shorts. | |
CalCrowe | Those little kids in their little shorts are disturbing! | |
Timmyling | Have an irritating dubbed voice and wear upsettingly short shorts. | |
* DarkonZero changes back. | ||
Locdog07 | No, 'ling. | |
* CalCrowe shivers. | ||
Locdog07 | Surround yourself with annoying, shrill voiced children. | |
CalCrowe | The horror....... | |
DarkonZero | Oh.....it alredy happened to me my friends.....my job entitles it. | |
Timmyling | And command all levels of government and world powers. | |
Timmyling | My neighbors are all like the shrill-voiced Neptune Men kids. They never SHUT UP!! NO, KID, GET AWAY FROM THAT GAS! NOOOOOOOOOO! | |
Locdog07 | BUZZ OFF KID! | |
DarkonZero | Hehe..... | |
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CalCrowe | Oh ah prince of space! | |
* DarkonZero is now THE PRINCE OF SPACE! | ||
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
CalCrowe | Your weapons have no effect on me | |
CalCrowe | Your weapons have no effect on me | |
CalCrowe | Your weapons have no effect on me | |
CalCrowe | Your weapons have no effect on me | |
Timmyling | On their own, the giant infant scientists survived another minute, and then crashed. | |
CalCrowe | BRB | |
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* BobIshmael looks up. | ||
Timmyling | Hmmm. | |
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[BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
BobIshmael | Shut up about boot blacking. | |
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* DarkonZero changes back. | ||
BobIshmael | We like it very much. | |
Krankor-Crowe | HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR | |
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
[SOUND] | ||
Timmyling | Krankor! | |
BobIshmael | I'm not afraid I'm wearing a tie you go home. | |
Krankor-Crowe | I will take over your puny planet! | |
*** Locdog07 changes topic to '2http://www.solbase.com 3We will not condone a course of action that will lead us to watching the South Park movie.' | ||
Timmyling | YA SCUM! | |
Timmyling | Yay. | |
Krankor-Crowe | I will take over your puny chat room! Har HAR HAR HAR HAR! | |
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DarkonZero | Stop before I kill some diffren....... | |
Timmyling | We muzz do somesing, Locdog07. I will see no SP Movie. | |
Locdog07 | Heh! | |
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CalvinCrowe | ok | |
DarkonZero | Hey it's Jar Jar 'ling! | |
CalvinCrowe | It's Amok Time! | |
Locdog07 | I was not elected to watch a movie about South Park while you discuss how good it is on TV-v-v-v-v-v.... | |
Timmyling | Noo...the Queen-y girl said that. | |
Locdog07 | Uh, same person. | |
CalvinCrowe | Misa like | |
Timmyling | I know. <DarkonZero> Hey it's Jar Jar 'ling! | |
Locdog07 | Uh... | |
DarkonZero | No...you are now....Jar Jar 'Ling | |
Locdog07 | And that means I have to quote Jar Jar? | |
Timmyling | No. I was correcting DZ. | |
BobIshmael | Who? | |
BobIshmael | That annoying thing from star Wars? | |
CalvinCrowe | I'm now going to imitate Darth Maul.... | |
Locdog07 | yes | |
* Locdog07 withdraws his gleaming, double bladed light saber and holds it in his pudgy Hutt fingers... 2,13((((((((((((((((((((((14,14||||||2,13))))))))))))))))))))))) | ||
* BobIshmael shudders. | ||
* CalvinCrowe just stands there. | ||
DarkonZero | Uh....how many lines did Darth Maul have in the movie.....not many. | |
* BobIshmael motions for Loc to kill "Jar Jar." | ||
CalvinCrowe | 7 | |
Locdog07 | What people say is unimportant, DZ. His mind was very intriguing. | |
BobIshmael | 42. | |
DarkonZero | True.......but, it was rather.....uh....empty a bit. | |
Locdog07 | Not really. | |
Locdog07 | That's like saying Boba Fett is empty. | |
DarkonZero | Though action does speak louder than words. | |
BobIshmael | What was the name of that muppet who counted things on Sesame Street? | |
DarkonZero | The Count. | |
Locdog07 | And besides, how much does Yoda say in ROTJ? Not much. He's only in one or two scenes, even. | |
CalvinCrowe | The Count | |
DarkonZero | 1 apple.....AH AH AH! | |
BobIshmael | Just, "The Count?' | |
BobIshmael | Not Count Chocula, or anything? | |
DarkonZero | 2 apples.....AH AH AH! | |
CalvinCrowe | Jar Jar NEVER STOPPED TALKING!!!!! | |
DarkonZero | 3 apples.....AH AH AH! | |
DarkonZero | 4 apples......AH AH AH! | |
CalvinCrowe | Misa this, and Misa that Misa blah blah blah | |
* BobIshmael likes Oscar the Grouch because he can relate to him... | ||
BobIshmael | We both live in trash cans. | |
BobIshmael | (rimshot) | |
DarkonZero | Hehe..... | |
* Timmyling looks in vain for the stupid Ep 1 trailer. | ||
Locdog07 | 'ling, www.starwars.com | |
Timmyling | I know. | |
Timmyling | I can't find the damn thing. | |
Locdog07 | http://www.apple.com/quicktime/trailers/fox/episode-i/480.html | |
* BobIshmael begins counting. | ||
BobIshmael | 1... A HA HA HA. | |
* Locdog07 makes lightning occur' | ||
BobIshmael | 2... A HA HA HA. | |
BobIshmael | 3... A HA HA HA. | |
BobIshmael | 4... A HA HA HA. | |
BobIshmael | 5... A HA HA HA. | |
BobIshmael | 6... A HA HA HA. | |
BobIshmael | 7... A HA HA HA. | |
* CalvinCrowe ok... | ||
BobIshmael | (LINE!) | |
BobIshmael | 23... A HA HA HA. | |
Timmyling | Snap 1 of BIsh's bones...A HA HA HA. | |
* Sound request: can't find 'bstop.wav' | ||
[BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
BobIshmael | Oh, Loc, you were right. | |
Timmyling | Snap 2 of BIsh's bones...A HA HA HA. | |
BobIshmael | That actually is Stube. | |
* CalvinCrowe starts talking like The Sci-Fi Prime Woman | ||
Timmyling | Erk. | |
CalvinCrowe | Welcome to Sci-Fi Prime | |
CalvinCrowe | Welcome to Sci-Fi Prime | |
CalvinCrowe | Welcome to Sci-Fi Prime | |
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CalvinCrowe | Welcome to Sci-Fi Prime | |
Timmyling | Must...resist...urge...to...kill... | |
Locdog07 | Hi Pere | |
CalvinCrowe | Welcome to Sci-Fi Prime | |
Perelandra | hello | |
BobIshmael | 'ling, why fight it? | |
CalvinCrowe | Welcome to ....Sliders | |
Perelandra | ooh, that lady gives me the creeps | |
CalvinCrowe | Welcome to ....Farscape | |
CalvinCrowe | Welcome to ....Poltergiest: The Legacy | |
* BobIshmael is glad the SciFi prime lady doesn't introduce MST. | ||
Locdog07 | Welcome to ...my butt | |
CalvinCrowe | Welcome to ....First Wave | |
Perelandra | You do not have authority to leave Sci-fi prime. | |
Timmyling | Welcome to....hell. | |
CalvinCrowe | that wouls be cool | |
Locdog07 | Woulds be cool! | |
Locdog07 | Be cool, man. | |
BobIshmael | "B Kool." | |
Locdog07 | Mr. B Cool! | |
Timmyling | *Beep* Sci-Fry Prime access code incorrect. Please try again. | |
BobIshmael | No.. No.. NO! | |
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
CalvinCrowe | Welcome to....<becomes Mike> Mystery Science Theater 3000 | |
Perelandra | new music group: WE B KOOL | |
CalvinCrowe | that would be cool | |
Locdog07 | Web Kool | |
* Locdog07 hikes his pants up! | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'hikepant.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
Perelandra | creepy... I hate it when that people turn in to that lady! | |
Timmyling | *Beep* Now erasing MST files...1 of 1,000,000,000. Please wait. | |
Locdog07 | !!!! | |
* Locdog07 shoots 'ling | ||
* BobIshmael sighs. | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'lunatic.wav' | ||
[Perelandra SOUND] | ||
Timmyling | Manual shutdown! Manual shutdown! | |
* BobIshmael commands Loc to "Wipe 'ling out, all of him." | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'demented.wav' | ||
[Perelandra SOUND] | ||
* Locdog07 wipes him out | ||
CalvinCrowe | Sci-Bite Me | |
Timmyling | I was suggesting that was what SFC was doing...nooooooooo... | |
* Locdog07 grabs 'ling and throws him against the wall | ||
* Locdog07 withdraws his gleaming, double bladed light saber and holds it in his pudgy Hutt fingers... 2,13((((((((((((((((((((((14,14||||||2,13))))))))))))))))))))))) | ||
DarkonZero | First say then do...... | |
BobIshmael | But, it's all depressing and stuff. | |
* Locdog07 slices 'ling in half | ||
Timmyling | Argh! | |
* Locdog07 slices him again and again | ||
* Locdog07 turns off his light saber and puts it in his jumpsuit pocket. 14,14||||4,14O14,14| | ||
BobIshmael | Thanks, Loc. | |
DarkonZero | Hehe..... | |
* BobIshmael sighs. | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'demented.wav' | ||
[Perelandra SOUND] | ||
* Timmyling transfers his memory to another 'ling. | ||
Timmyling | So there. | |
Locdog07 | :P | |
DarkonZero | 'ling transfer....D'OH! | |
* Sound request: can't find 'doh.wav' | ||
[Perelandra SOUND] | ||
* CalvinCrowe whips out his Mini-Sabre---- (]]]]{==== | ||
* BobIshmael is apalled by the lack of pro-cigarette sites on the web. | ||
BobIshmael | Buick Sabre? | |
* Timmyling gets on his Super-Lightsaber repelant suit. | ||
Perelandra | why can't we all just get along? | |
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[Perelandra SOUND] | ||
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[Perelandra SOUND] | ||
CalvinCrowe | I don't know Rodney King | |
BobIshmael | Because we all hate each other here. | |
DarkonZero | Bob......you campaign is well put.....but not working. | |
BobIshmael | Each, and every one of us. | |
Perelandra | hmm... | |
Timmyling | Well, out of 5 minutes of downloading, I've gotten to the 20th Century Frog logo. | |
BobIshmael | I need to revamp the site. | |
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
CalvinCrowe | kombyeya my lord, koobyeya | |
Timmyling | LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCC......... | |
CalvinCrowe | kombyeya my lord, koobyeya | |
Locdog07 | 20th Century Frog? | |
BobIshmael | Looooooooooooooook! | |
BobIshmael | Loc Skywalker. | |
DarkonZero | I gotta d/l Troops again...... | |
Locdog07 | heh... | |
Locdog07 | But I don' wanna be a jedi!!! | |
Timmyling | Yeah. Old bit on Monty Python. 20th century Frog. | |
* Locdog07 whines | ||
BobIshmael | Too bad. | |
BobIshmael | Whine not be a jedi you make good. | |
CalvinCrowe | mmmmmmm? | |
Perelandra | sense makes not things not do | |
BobIshmael | When good 900 old as you look. | |
Perelandra | oops, too maky nots | |
DarkonZero | Troops.....where Jawa's have stolen Tom Servo..... | |
Perelandra | many | |
BobIshmael | Yoda with Alzheimers. | |
Perelandra | I see | |
BobIshmael | Liar. | |
DarkonZero | ........ | |
Perelandra | who, me? | |
BobIshmael | You too! | |
DarkonZero | Bob.....no! | |
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[Perelandra SOUND] | ||
* CalvinCrowe booshes | ||
* Locdog07 withdraws his gleaming, double bladed light saber and activates it on single 14,14||||||2,13))))))))))))))))))))))) | ||
DarkonZero | bad bob! | |
* CalvinCrowe sings | ||
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
* BobIshmael whimpers. | ||
BobIshmael | But, I did- I mean.. I.. | |
DarkonZero | RAD BOB! | |
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[Perelandra SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | D'OH! | |
CalvinCrowe | Hello, Hello, I don't know why I say goodbye, I say hello | |
BobIshmael | RAD BOB! | |
BobIshmael | WHOO! | |
BobIshmael | PARTY! | |
* Locdog07 slices Bob in half | ||
* Locdog07 turns off his light saber and puts it in his jumpsuit pocket. 14,14||||4,14O14,14| | ||
DarkonZero | DAH! | |
* Sound request: can't find 'woohoo.wav' | ||
[Perelandra SOUND] | ||
BobIshmael | "Ow." "Ow." | |
DarkonZero | I'm not cleanin' Bob up off the floor. | |
CalvinCrowe | you say yes, I say no, you say stop and I say no don't go | |
Timmyling | Even in death Bob WON't SHUT UP! | |
* BobIshmael watches as his torso sits on the #Deep13 couch. | ||
CalvinCrowe | lol | |
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them | ||
Perelandra | eww... you're getting blood on the moldy couch | |
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
* Locdog07 withdraws his gleaming, double bladed light saber and activates it on single 14,14||||||2,13))))))))))))))))))))))) | ||
* Locdog07 slices the couch in half | ||
CalvinCrowe | lol | |
* Locdog07 turns off his light saber and puts it in his jumpsuit pocket. 14,14||||4,14O14,14| | ||
DarkonZero | Bob.....you got a bit of blood there..... | |
* BobIshmael crawls next to his torso and reads a Newsweek. | ||
* CalvinCrowe jumps on Loc | ||
BobIshmael | Oh, bite me. | |
Perelandra | hmm... that should take care of the mold | |
Locdog07 | Yes, Cal? | |
* CalvinCrowe bites Bob in half | ||
Locdog07 | Uh... | |
DarkonZero | DAH! | |
BobIshmael | So.. Now I'm in 1/4ths? | |
* Timmyling confiscates Loc's lightsaber. | ||
* Locdog07 giggles | ||
Locdog07 | Heyyy! | |
Perelandra | which part did you bite in half? | |
Locdog07 | Ewww! | |
BobIshmael | Honestly. | |
Locdog07 | Well, there wasn't much to bite off. | |
* Sound request: can't find 'demented.wav' | ||
[Perelandra SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | OHHHHH.....we didn't not need to ask such a question. | |
* Locdog07 hides | ||
BobIshmael | Oh! No. | |
DarkonZero | D'oH DOUBLE NEG! | |
BobIshmael | No, no, no, no, no, no, no. | |
Perelandra | um... k | |
* CalvinCrowe cuts himself in half and steals Bob's lower half | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
BobIshmael | If I wasn't in two peices, I'd fwap you Loc. | |
Locdog07 | Okay. | |
* Locdog07 grabs his light saber back. | ||
* Locdog07 withdraws his gleaming, double bladed light saber and activates it on single 14,14||||||2,13))))))))))))))))))))))) | ||
* Locdog07 cuts a whole in the ceiling and jumps through | ||
CalvinCrowe | a whole? | |
BobIshmael | Yep.. Loc Skywalker. | |
Locdog07 | Uh...oops | |
Timmyling | You don't have a lightsaber. I took it away. | |
* Locdog07 cuts a hole in it, too | ||
Perelandra | Loc's escaping | |
* DarkonZero uses his medical expertise (which isn't much) to put Bob back together. | ||
Locdog07 | * Locdog07 grabs his light saber back. | |
BobIshmael | It's like "storeys." | |
Timmyling | Hmmm. | |
* Locdog07 hides | ||
BobIshmael | Hey! I'm backwards! | |
* Locdog07 turns off his light saber and puts it in his jumpsuit pocket. 14,14||||4,14O14,14| | ||
BobIshmael | "Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was so huge?!" | |
* Timmyling takes it again and locks it up in a safe. | ||
DarkonZero | Well.....I told ya....my expertise wasn't much. | |
Perelandra | "I'll beam you back, sir!" | |
BobIshmael | Geez. | |
BobIshmael | No, no beaming. | |
* BobIshmael walks into the next room. | ||
Locdog07 | Hail Bob | |
BobIshmael | Aww, thanks. | |
* CalvinCrowe knocks Loc down and runs off with his saber | ||
* CalvinCrowe activates it | ||
DarkonZero | NOOOOOOOOO! | |
Locdog07 | Uh, you didn't do the neat thing. | |
* Locdog07 withdraws his gleaming, double bladed light saber and activates it on single 14,14||||||2,13))))))))))))))))))))))) | ||
* CalvinCrowe notices the beam go into his chest | ||
Locdog07 | Oop | |
DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
Perelandra | hmmm... oops | |
CalvinCrowe | ow | |
* Locdog07 takes the saber off Cal | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'doh.wav' | ||
[Perelandra SOUND] | ||
CalvinCrowe | my pancreas hurts | |
DarkonZero | Uh....that's not gonna heal quick. | |
Timmyling | I already took it and locked it up! | |
* CalvinCrowe falls down | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmmm...... | |
Perelandra | maybe if we fill it with peanut butter... | |
CalvinCrowe | owch | |
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | That might work. | |
* Locdog07 turns off his light saber and puts it in his jumpsuit pocket. 14,14||||4,14O14,14| | ||
* DarkonZero gets peanut butter. | ||
* BobIshmael actualy found a pro-smoking site (actual, not a humorous one) called "Smoke & Be Cool." | ||
Perelandra | at least he won't leak then | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
CalvinCrowe | I see a white light | |
Timmyling | That's the lamp. | |
Locdog07 | That's my other light saber | |
* DarkonZero fills the hole in CalvinCrowe with peanut butter. | ||
* Locdog07 slices Cal in half | ||
CalvinCrowe | ow! | |
CalvinCrowe | dangit | |
DarkonZero | Dag nabbit. | |
Locdog07 | Consarnit | |
* Timmyling blasts CC into bits...he can't suffer like that. | ||
CalvinCrowe | NO! | |
Timmyling | Son of a Biscut! | |
* Locdog07 slices Cal in half | ||
* CalvinCrowe telports | ||
*** computerguy3000 has joined #Deep13 | ||
DarkonZero | I just fixed the problem........and there ya go.....slicin' people in half...Loc. | |
Perelandra | Loc, you're so violent today | |
Locdog07 | :) | |
* CalvinCrowe teleports back in one peice... | ||
* CalvinCrowe do'h | ||
Timmyling | Loc's violent everyday. | |
* Sound request: can't find 'demented.wav' | ||
[Perelandra SOUND] | ||
* CalvinCrowe reaches into his pocket and pulls out a sewing kit | ||
CalvinCrowe | hm... | |
BobIshmael | He's spunky everyday. | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
CalvinCrowe | a little thread there.... good as new | |
Locdog07 | Sayyyyy | |
BobIshmael | IMO, anyway. | |
DarkonZero | Spunky? | |
Perelandra | imo? | |
BobIshmael | Yeah, "spunky." | |
Locdog07 | :) | |
Timmyling | Once he got that lightsaber...he said he'd use it responsibly and not toy around with it...and now look at the carnage. | |
BobIshmael | You want to start something?@ | |
BobIshmael | "!" | |
DarkonZero | Spunky....ok. | |
* CalvinCrowe walks over to Loc and drops a brick on Loc's foot | ||
*** computerguy3000 has quit IRC ((signed off)) | ||
Locdog07 | Ow. | |
Perelandra | speaking of violent | |
* Locdog07 slices his leg off. | ||
CalvinCrowe | ow! | |
* BobIshmael pokes CC eyes out. | ||
* CalvinCrowe sews that back | ||
Timmyling | CC's really fast at sewing, you gotta give 'im that! | |
Perelandra | "Come back here! I'll bit your kneecaps off!" | |
CalvinCrowe | TRUCE! | |
Perelandra | bute | |
CalvinCrowe | PLEASE! | |
Locdog07 | bute | |
Perelandra | bite | |
CalvinCrowe | I'm out of thread | |
DarkonZero | .......... | |
Perelandra | lol | |
* Locdog07 turns off his light saber and puts it in his jumpsuit pocket. 14,14||||4,14O14,14| | ||
Timmyling | bute? | |
CalvinCrowe | I only had one of those cheap hotel kits | |
Locdog07 | I'll make a truce only if you bute me. | |
Perelandra | bute, it | |
Perelandra | oopd | |
Perelandra | oops | |
CalvinCrowe | ok | |
Locdog07 | Heh! | |
Locdog07 | Oopd! | |
* CalvinCrowe butes Loc | ||
Perelandra | my fingers are drunk | |
* DarkonZero gets out his ATOMIC DEATH RAY!!!! | ||
Timmyling | heh. | |
* Locdog07 withdraws his gleaming, double bladed light saber and activates it on single 14,14||||||2,13))))))))))))))))))))))) | ||
CalvinCrowe | NOOO! | |
CalvinCrowe | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | |
DarkonZero | Ok...calm down folks...... | |
* Locdog07 slices CC and the death ray in half | ||
DarkonZero | DAH! | |
CalvinCrowe | ARGHHH | |
DarkonZero | MY RAY! | |
Perelandra | oo | |
BobIshmael | I think we all need to lay off the sugar and triple espressos for a while. | |
BobIshmael | Okay? | |
* DarkonZero hits Locdog07 with his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
* Locdog07 turns off his light saber and puts it in his jumpsuit pocket. 14,14||||4,14O14,14| | ||
* CalvinCrowe duct tapes himself back together | ||
Locdog07 | Owie. | |
DarkonZero | That'll teach ya! | |
* BobIshmael snorts some sugar and injects an espresso directly into his vein. | ||
Perelandra | *~*"~*~*~*~*~*~*~espreessssoooossssss????? wwwhhheeerrreeee?*~*~*~*~*~*~* | |
DarkonZero | ......... | |
DarkonZero | Do Pixie sticks! | |
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
Perelandra | NOT AGAIN!!!! | |
Timmyling | W-w-w-w-why's everrrrrrryone sh-sh-sh-shaking lllllike thaaaaaat?!?!? | |
* CalvinCrowe reaches into his pocket and pulls out a grenade launcher | ||
* Locdog07 slices everyone in half | ||
CalvinCrowe | OW! | |
DarkonZero | Loc......wipe something else out.....the smell is bad.... | |
Perelandra | AHHHHHHHHHH | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
Perelandra | eew | |
* CalvinCrowe duct tapes himself together | ||
* Locdog07 slices his ass off. | ||
DarkonZero | DAH! | |
Locdog07 | There, that'll fix it | |
Timmyling | Erk. | |
DarkonZero | NOT LIKE THAT! | |
* Timmyling hopes Loc will slice his head off. | ||
DarkonZero | Oh.....my goodness. | |
* BobIshmael ponders making the "nice ass" jokes. | ||
BobIshmael | I don't think I will. | |
DarkonZero | Hehehe..... | |
Perelandra | ummm.... let's leave our bofy parts where they belong | |
Locdog07 | No, Bob. | |
Perelandra | body | |
Timmyling | bofy? | |
Locdog07 | boffy parts! | |
* CalvinCrowe points his nuclear missle launcher at Loc and fires | ||
Locdog07 | Buffy parts! | |
* CalvinCrowe smiles | ||
* Locdog07 ducks | ||
Timmyling | Quacks. | |
CalvinCrowe | dang | |
* DarkonZero uses his ATOMIC DEATH RAY on everyone ! He got 'em good! | ||
Perelandra | WAAAAA! now I'm dead twice!! | |
* Locdog07 notices the Atomic Death Ray is set on "Spunk" | ||
Timmyling | The ATOMIC DEATH BRAIN! | |
* BobIshmael steps #outsidedeep13 for a moment until all this dies down. | ||
*** BobIshmael has left #deep13 | ||
Locdog07 | Okay, truce. | |
* CalvinCrowe hurts all over | ||
Perelandra | praisepants? | |
DarkonZero | It was set on spunk! | |
DarkonZero | NOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
Perelandra | you got anymore of that thread, Cal? | |
CalvinCrowe | no | |
Perelandra | darn | |
CalvinCrowe | I have duct tape though | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.....LIMBO TIME! | |
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
Session Close: Mon May 31 15:39:03 1999 | ||
Session Start: Mon May 31 15:40:30 1999 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is '2http://www.solbase.com 3We will not condone a course of action that will lead us to watching the South Park movie.' | ||
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room! | ||
Timmyling | Hmmm. | |
* Timmyling smashes the Portal deck. | ||
CalvinCrowe | ha | |
Perelandra | well, I'm going to barrow some of Cal's duct tape and go nurse my wounds | |
DarkonZero | Hey....that's my way out! | |
Timmyling | Ha! | |
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
Perelandra | see y'all later | |
Timmyling | Maybe later, Loc | |
Timmyling | . | |
* CalvinCrowe shoos the flies away from his rotting carcass | ||
Perelandra | buh-bye | |
Timmyling | Bye then. | |
CalvinCrowe | um.....guys... | |
* DarkonZero goes to fix his Portal deck...... | ||
Timmyling | No! | |
CalvinCrowe | My heart is slowing down | |
Perelandra | moo | |
* Timmyling throws DZ into the spanking machine. | ||
*** Perelandra has left #Deep13 | ||
* Locdog07 slices Cal's heart in half | ||
CalvinCrowe | AH!!!!! | |
* DarkonZero is done fixing his Portal deck. | ||
* CalvinCrowe dies | ||
*** CalvinCrowe has quit IRC ((signed off)) | ||
* Timmyling throws Loc into the spanking machine. | ||
DarkonZero | I'm out...... | |
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0 | ||
Session Close: Mon May 31 15:42:38 1999 | ||
Session Start: Mon May 31 15:43:43 1999 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is '2http://www.solbase.com 3We will not condone a course of action that will lead us to watching the South Park movie.' | ||
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room! | ||
*** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
* CalvinCrowe had his body replaced! | ||
CalvinCrowe | hah hah | |
* DarkonZero has a new Portal deck.... | ||
* Timmyling throws the Portal deck into the spanking machine. | ||
Locdog07 | Yousa people gonna die? | |
DarkonZero | I liked the old one better. | |
* CalvinCrowe reaches into his pocket and pulls out a spank ray | ||
Timmyling | Yousa South Park gonna die?!? | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
* CalvinCrowe uses his spank ray on Loc | ||
Locdog07 | My South Park? | |
Locdog07 | Hey! | |
DarkonZero | Damn......why did you smash my deck 'ling? | |
Timmyling | You said...I think. | |
CalvinCrowe | mwa ha ha ha | |
Timmyling | Because I'm evil. | |
DarkonZero | Well.....that evil will destroy you. | |
Timmyling | Yeah. How is me gonna destroy me? | |
BobIshmael | If you hit yourself really hard, maybe. | |
BobIshmael | Of you tripped and fell to your death. | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.....hit yourself.....DO IT! | |
CalvinCrowe | South Park sucks on toast | |
Locdog07 | Or if your evil was a gun and someone shot you with it. | |
* Timmyling tries to hit himself but hits DZ instead. | ||
BobIshmael | And on rye, too. | |
* DarkonZero dodges! | ||
BobIshmael | Thrusts, and parrys. | |
Timmyling | I thought you knew...I'm the physical manifestation of evil. | |
* CalvinCrowe throws hard candy at Loc | ||
BobIshmael | Or parries. | |
* Locdog07 slices the hard candy in half | ||
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
Timmyling | Not now. | |
* BobIshmael will BRB. | ||
Locdog07 | k | |
DarkonZero | Okey doke! | |
DarkonZero | Man...my deck really rock....... | |
Timmyling | Good ridd-I mean bye BIsh. | |
DarkonZero | +s to rock. | |
* CalvinCrowe throws the moon at Loic | ||
CalvinCrowe | Loc | |
* Locdog07 slices the moon in half. | ||
Timmyling | Idiot! | |
DarkonZero | Now we have no moon! | |
* Timmyling tries to tape the moon together. | ||
Locdog07 | Well, I have no moon either, my ass was sliced off! | |
DarkonZero | ........no........ | |
Timmyling | How are we gonna get it up there again?!? | |
* CalvinCrowe throws DarkonZero at Loc | ||
* Locdog07 slices DarkonZero in half. | ||
DarkonZero | NOOOOOO! | |
DarkonZero | DAH! | |
DarkonZero | WHY YOU! | |
CalvinCrowe | lol | |
Locdog07 | Sentence fragments! | |
Timmyling | Just phrases! | |
DarkonZero | THAT WASN'T FUNNY! | |
CalvinCrowe | lol | |
Timmyling | DO YOU LIKE CAPS?!? I SURE DO!!! | |
CalvinCrowe | CAPS ARE ANNOYING | |
* DarkonZero tries to get his virtual image to merge together. | ||
* CalvinCrowe throws DarkonZero at Loc | ||
* Locdog07 slices DarkonZero in half | ||
DarkonZero | I'm still merging! | |
DarkonZero | DAH! | |
* Timmyling will now demonstrate how to be annoying. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
* DarkonZero tries once again........ | ||
CalvinCrowe | lol | |
CalvinCrowe | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
CalvinCrowe | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
CalvinCrowe | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
* DarkonZero is done merging his image. | ||
Timmyling | FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
DarkonZero | There.... | |
* CalvinCrowe throws DarkonZero at Loc | ||
Timmyling | Hmm. That IS irritating. | |
DarkonZero | SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! | |
* Sound request: can't find 'tusk.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
Timmyling | NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! | |
* Timmyling stops, dreading a 3rd kick. | ||
* DarkonZero manages to get away before Loc slices him! | ||
* CalvinCrowe throws DarkonZero at Loc | ||
* DarkonZero hides! | ||
* Locdog07 slices CalvinCrowe in half | ||
DarkonZero | HA HA! | |
CalvinCrowe | hey! hey! | |
Locdog07 | Kids! | |
* CalvinCrowe becomes two Calvins | ||
* BobIshmael returns, and regrets it. | ||
DarkonZero | Bob..... | |
* Timmyling will be going now. Budget cuts and all. | ||
Timmyling | Bye then. | |
* CalvinCrowe throws Locdog at LocDog | ||
* Timmyling bounds away. | ||
*** Timmyling has quit IRC ((signed off)) | ||
DarkonZero | YAY! | |
* Locdog07 slices BobIshmael in half | ||
CalvinCrowe | lol | |
BobIshmael | DZ..... | |
DarkonZero | Bob..... | |
Locdog07 | His last words were "DZ....." | |
* BobIshmael stares at Loc. | ||
* DarkonZero uses his ATOMIC DEATH RAY on Locdog07 ! He got 'em good! | ||
DarkonZero | WATCH 'IM FRY! | |
Locdog07 | Uh. | |
* Locdog07 slices himself in half | ||
DarkonZero | ........ | |
DarkonZero | Well folks.....gotta go.....work calls! | |
Locdog07 | Bye DZ | |
* CalvinCrowe dumps lemon frosting on Locdog | ||
CalvinCrowe | bye | |
DarkonZero | Take care......in messin' with newbies! | |
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
*** Disconnected | ||
Session Close: Mon May 31 15:57:21 1999 |
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