#Deep13_990531.log

Session Start: Mon May 31 14:35:12 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '2http://www.solbase.com 3It's not the broccoli we want, it's anyone who can record a wav (that we like) saying "Thank you for joining us at News 12, we hope you tune in again soon" gets a free plug for their site. Yaay.'
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room!
Locdog07Or you could just throw the pen in their general direction and hope for the best.
BobIshmaelHey DZ>
BobIshmael"."
DarkonZeroHel all.
Locdog07Yes, Baldue. You're jus' Reagle. :)
IncredibleMeltingManHeya DarkonZ
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TimmylingOr wave the pen around really freakish-like and scare the guy with the sword away.
DarkonZeroOoops...I meant "Hey" all.
* IncredibleMeltingMan uses the pen to get Bald Due some hair
Locdog07Or show them your pen. That'd disgust them
TimmylingI da you to hel!
DarkonZeroHe's gone......
IncredibleMeltingManOh poop
DarkonZeroLet us find him.....
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
BobIshmaelYAY!
* BobIshmael boogies.
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
* IncredibleMeltingMan plays music.wav in his head
[SOUND]
BobIshmaelAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
BobIshmaelAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Locdog07heh
BobIshmaelHOWDY DOOO DOOOO!
BobIshmaelAHHHHHHHHHHH!
BobIshmaelAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Locdog07Flash!
Locdog07AAAAAAAHHHH!
[BobIshmael SOUND]
Locdog07He saved every one of us!
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* BobIshmael boogies to music.wav
Balduesorry got booted
TimmylingHi Bald Dude.
IncredibleMeltingManwb, Bald dude
DarkonZeroBald Dude....HEY!
Locdog07wb
Balduewho was this reagle?
TimmylingYou.
Locdog07It was you.
Baldueno
BobIshmaelYep.
Locdog07MightyReagle@206.173.43.39
Locdog07Baldue@206.173.43.39
Locdog07See?
BobIshmael"Uh-huh"
BobIshmael"Nuh-uh!"
Timmylingno
BobIshmael"Uh-huh!"
Balduenot sure
Balduei justgot on
DarkonZeroUh....ok.
Balduecan someone get on my username?
* Locdog07 sighs
BobIshmaelJust let him have his way, Loc.
Locdog07k
* BobIshmael sighs with Loc.
* Timmyling tries not to sigh, but instead mumbles.
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Locdog07huh
* Prometheus16 sighs with Loc & Bob.
* IncredibleMeltingMan wonders how the arcade game "Bad Dudes" would have been if it was "Bald Dudes"
IncredibleMeltingManLouie Louie!
IncredibleMeltingManWhoa baby!
IncredibleMeltingManI gotta go!
* IncredibleMeltingMan melts away
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Prometheus16Bye, IMM.
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Prometheus16Hi, Pumaman.
TimmylingHmmm.  The Puma Man is listening.
TimmylingGet it?
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* Pumaman1138 can listen
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
MRhello everyone....
* Pumaman1138 flies like an idiot,etc
TimmylingMoron, but still.
CalCrowebaq
* Pumaman1138 welcomes MR
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* CalCrowe forgot what he was going to say.
* Pumaman1138 flies like a MORON
Locdog07Hi pseud
pseudoplasmodiumhey Locdog07
Prometheus16wb, Pseudo.
pseudoplasmodiumthanks
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TimmylingHmmm.
* Locdog07 frowns...
DarkonZero........
Locdog07Who would even want an Austin Powers animated series...
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* DarkonZero is now a tree.
TimmylingErk.
pseudoplasmodiumstup[id mirc
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Prometheus16wb, pseudo.
TimmylingAnd Puma Man flies off!
CalCroweThere's going to be an Austin Powers TV show???
pseudoplasmodiumthanks
Locdog07Yes, Cal.
CalCroweThat ought to be funny
Locdog07uh...
Locdog07An animated series
* Timmyling stares at the unchanged and stale topic. He thinks everyone who was gonna submit an entry has already.
Locdog07It's gonna be for kids.
pseudoplasmodiumHey, i made a wav for DeRaptor
Locdog07Why for DeRaptor?
TimmylingWell, should be gettin' my tapes any day now...yep...
pseudoplasmodiumShe made that topic didnt she/
*** Locdog07 changes topic to '2http://www.solbase.com 3Well, when in Rome....'
TimmylingLoc did.
pseudoplasmodiumoh
TimmylingAnd he doesn't know who to send it to either.
Locdog07And it's for SOL Base, not just for whoever sets the topic
TimmylingDK is my guess.
* Timmyling thinks about 93,682.
DarkonZeroWell....whoever it is, is going to be happy....maybe.
* CalCrowe ponders about PI
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DarkonZero.....zoomer.....oh well.
* Prometheus16 has to go. Everyone is ignoring me.
Locdog07:(
TimmylingBye then.
CalCrowebye
DarkonZeroSo long.....
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Locdog07Bye Prom
* Timmyling waves.
MRBurnSide was looking for someone....
* DarkonZero is now a puddle of water.
* DarkonZero is bored.
* CalCrowe mops up the puddle of water
DarkonZeroDAH!
* Timmyling wrings out the mop over the sink.
DarkonZeroHEY!
CalCrowePeople and their drinks that spill.....
Locdog07This week on Fox
CalCroweon Tuesday
TimmylingJeese, is there water EVERYWHERE in here?
* DarkonZero is now a puddle of water in a sink.
* Timmyling turns on the tap and washes DK down the drain.
MRl8er ppl....
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Locdog07Who is this DK person?
TimmylingDarKrow?
Locdog07* Timmyling turns on the tap and washes DK down the drain.
Locdog07You should know :P
TimmylingOh.
* BobIshmael looks up.
* CalCrowe remembers about the problematic septic tank
TimmylingDZ.
BobIshmaelI think he meant DZ.
DarkonZeroI'm in the sink.
Locdog07heh
Locdog07k
DarkonZeroDAH!
DarkonZeroSEPTIC TANK!!!!!!
TimmylingEew.
TimmylingIt's your turn to clean it, Loc.
TimmylingI did it last time.
* Locdog07 cleans it with Timmyling
* CalCrowe flushes the toilet
DarkonZero[echo] HEY! GET ME OUT!
TimmylingGood thing it's only water.
DarkonZeroDAH! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Locdog07GET ME DOOOOOOWWWWN!
TimmylingI'LL GET YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
* CalCrowe smells a odor like nothing he has ever smelled before...
Locdog07That's just Bob.
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* CalCrowe smells something he hasn't smelled since....
* Timmyling pretends Loc said "Wipe them out...all of them."
TimmylingNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BaldueBack
Locdog07wb Bald Dude
* DarkonZero somehow manages to get out of the septic tank.
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
Balduemy brother is MightyReagle
TimmylingYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Locdog07Huh.
Balduehe uses the same unit
TimmylingHmmm...it's old now.
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them
[Locdog07 SOUND]
BaldueI just found out, that jerk
TimmylingMAYBEEEEEEEEEEEE!
DarkonZeroLoc.....wipe who's what's out?
Locdog07Wipe the Jedi out.
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them
[Locdog07 SOUND]
BaldueSo who loved Star Wars E1?
TimmylingAnd dust the Wookie when you're done.
Locdog07I love it, Baldue, even though I've never seen it.
DarkonZeroOh....I thought the convo of septic tanks meant a whole different thing.
TimmylingUh....POSSSSSSSSSSSIBLLLLYYYYYYY!
Balduemust go phone call, bye
Locdog07Bye
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DarkonZero......bye.
TimmylingOn a modem?
CalCroweI enjoyed Star Wars very much.
Locdog07I like it very much!
TimmylingWhat's the matter with Episode 1?  I like it VERY MUCH.
* DarkonZero is a little Japanese kid from Prince of Space.
DarkonZeroI like it very much!
CalCroweNOOOOOOO!
Locdog07Eww, put some shorts on-....oh, those are shorts.
CalCroweThose little kids in their little shorts are disturbing!
TimmylingHave an irritating dubbed voice and wear upsettingly short shorts.
* DarkonZero changes back.
Locdog07No, 'ling.
* CalCrowe shivers.
Locdog07Surround yourself with annoying, shrill voiced children.
CalCroweThe horror.......
DarkonZeroOh.....it alredy happened to me my friends.....my job entitles it.
TimmylingAnd command all levels of government and world powers.
TimmylingMy neighbors are all like the shrill-voiced Neptune Men kids.  They never SHUT UP!!  NO, KID, GET AWAY FROM THAT GAS!  NOOOOOOOOOO!
Locdog07BUZZ OFF KID!
DarkonZeroHehe.....
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CalCroweOh ah prince of space!
* DarkonZero is now THE PRINCE OF SPACE!
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them
[Locdog07 SOUND]
CalCroweYour weapons have no effect on me
CalCroweYour weapons have no effect on me
CalCroweYour weapons have no effect on me
CalCroweYour weapons have no effect on me
TimmylingOn their own, the giant infant scientists survived another minute, and then crashed.
CalCroweBRB
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* BobIshmael looks up.
TimmylingHmmm.
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
BobIshmaelShut up about boot blacking.
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* DarkonZero changes back.
BobIshmaelWe like it very much.
Krankor-CroweHAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor!
[SOUND]
TimmylingKrankor!
BobIshmaelI'm not afraid I'm wearing a tie you go home.
Krankor-CroweI will take over your puny planet!
*** Locdog07 changes topic to '2http://www.solbase.com 3We will not condone a course of action that will lead us to watching the South Park movie.'
TimmylingYA SCUM!
TimmylingYay.
Krankor-CroweI will take over your puny chat room! Har HAR HAR HAR HAR!
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DarkonZeroStop before I kill some diffren.......
TimmylingWe muzz do somesing, Locdog07.  I will see no SP Movie.
Locdog07Heh!
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CalvinCroweok
DarkonZeroHey it's Jar Jar 'ling!
CalvinCroweIt's Amok Time!
Locdog07I was not elected to watch a movie about South Park while you discuss how good it is on TV-v-v-v-v-v....
TimmylingNoo...the Queen-y girl said that.
Locdog07Uh, same person.
CalvinCroweMisa like
TimmylingI know.  <DarkonZero> Hey it's Jar Jar 'ling!
Locdog07Uh...
DarkonZeroNo...you are now....Jar Jar 'Ling
Locdog07And that means I have to quote Jar Jar?
TimmylingNo. I was correcting DZ.
BobIshmaelWho?
BobIshmaelThat annoying thing from star Wars?
CalvinCroweI'm now going to imitate Darth Maul....
Locdog07yes
* Locdog07 withdraws his gleaming, double bladed light saber and holds it in his pudgy Hutt fingers... 2,13((((((((((((((((((((((14,14||||||2,13)))))))))))))))))))))))
* BobIshmael shudders.
* CalvinCrowe just stands there.
DarkonZeroUh....how many lines did Darth Maul have in the movie.....not many.
* BobIshmael motions for Loc to kill "Jar Jar."
CalvinCrowe7
Locdog07What people say is unimportant, DZ. His mind was very intriguing.
BobIshmael42.
DarkonZeroTrue.......but, it was rather.....uh....empty a bit.
Locdog07Not really.
Locdog07That's like saying Boba Fett is empty.
DarkonZeroThough action does speak louder than words.
BobIshmaelWhat was the name of that muppet who counted things on Sesame Street?
DarkonZeroThe Count.
Locdog07And besides, how much does Yoda say in ROTJ? Not much. He's only in one or two scenes, even.
CalvinCroweThe Count
DarkonZero1 apple.....AH AH AH!
BobIshmaelJust, "The Count?'
BobIshmaelNot Count Chocula, or anything?
DarkonZero2 apples.....AH AH AH!
CalvinCroweJar Jar NEVER STOPPED TALKING!!!!!
DarkonZero3 apples.....AH AH AH!
DarkonZero4 apples......AH AH AH!
CalvinCroweMisa this, and Misa that Misa blah blah blah
* BobIshmael likes Oscar the Grouch because he can relate to him...
BobIshmaelWe both live in trash cans.
BobIshmael(rimshot)
DarkonZeroHehe.....
* Timmyling looks in vain for the stupid Ep 1 trailer.
Locdog07'ling, www.starwars.com
TimmylingI know.
TimmylingI can't find the damn thing.
Locdog07http://www.apple.com/quicktime/trailers/fox/episode-i/480.html
* BobIshmael begins counting.
BobIshmael1... A HA HA HA.
* Locdog07 makes lightning occur'
BobIshmael2... A HA HA HA.
BobIshmael3... A HA HA HA.
BobIshmael4... A HA HA HA.
BobIshmael5... A HA HA HA.
BobIshmael6... A HA HA HA.
BobIshmael7... A HA HA HA.
* CalvinCrowe ok...
BobIshmael(LINE!)
BobIshmael23... A HA HA HA.
TimmylingSnap 1 of BIsh's bones...A HA HA HA.
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
BobIshmaelOh, Loc, you were right.
TimmylingSnap 2 of BIsh's bones...A HA HA HA.
BobIshmaelThat actually is Stube.
* CalvinCrowe starts talking like The Sci-Fi Prime Woman
TimmylingErk.
CalvinCroweWelcome to Sci-Fi Prime
CalvinCroweWelcome to Sci-Fi Prime
CalvinCroweWelcome to Sci-Fi Prime
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CalvinCroweWelcome to Sci-Fi Prime
TimmylingMust...resist...urge...to...kill...
Locdog07Hi Pere
CalvinCroweWelcome to Sci-Fi Prime
Perelandrahello
BobIshmael'ling, why fight it?
CalvinCroweWelcome to ....Sliders
Perelandraooh, that lady gives me the creeps
CalvinCroweWelcome to ....Farscape
CalvinCroweWelcome to ....Poltergiest: The Legacy
* BobIshmael is glad the SciFi prime lady doesn't introduce MST.
Locdog07Welcome to ...my butt
CalvinCroweWelcome to ....First Wave
PerelandraYou do not have authority to leave Sci-fi  prime.
TimmylingWelcome to....hell.
CalvinCrowethat wouls be cool
Locdog07Woulds be cool!
Locdog07Be cool, man.
BobIshmael"B Kool."
Locdog07Mr. B Cool!
Timmyling*Beep* Sci-Fry Prime access code incorrect.  Please try again.
BobIshmaelNo.. No.. NO!
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them
[Locdog07 SOUND]
CalvinCroweWelcome to....<becomes Mike> Mystery Science Theater 3000
Perelandranew music group:  WE B KOOL
CalvinCrowethat would be cool
Locdog07Web Kool
* Locdog07 hikes his pants up!
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
Perelandracreepy... I hate it when that people turn in to that lady!
Timmyling*Beep* Now erasing MST files...1 of 1,000,000,000.  Please wait.
Locdog07!!!!
* Locdog07 shoots 'ling
* BobIshmael sighs.
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[Perelandra SOUND]
TimmylingManual shutdown!  Manual shutdown!
* BobIshmael commands Loc to "Wipe 'ling out, all of him."
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[Perelandra SOUND]
* Locdog07 wipes him out
CalvinCroweSci-Bite Me
TimmylingI was suggesting that was what SFC was doing...nooooooooo...
* Locdog07 grabs 'ling and throws him against the wall
* Locdog07 withdraws his gleaming, double bladed light saber and holds it in his pudgy Hutt fingers... 2,13((((((((((((((((((((((14,14||||||2,13)))))))))))))))))))))))
DarkonZeroFirst say then do......
BobIshmaelBut, it's all depressing and stuff.
* Locdog07 slices 'ling in half
TimmylingArgh!
* Locdog07 slices him again and again
* Locdog07 turns off his light saber and puts it in his jumpsuit pocket. 14,14||||4,14O14,14|
BobIshmaelThanks, Loc.
DarkonZeroHehe.....
* BobIshmael sighs.
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[Perelandra SOUND]
* Timmyling transfers his memory to another 'ling.
TimmylingSo there.
Locdog07:P
DarkonZero'ling transfer....D'OH!
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[Perelandra SOUND]
* CalvinCrowe whips out his Mini-Sabre---- (]]]]{====
* BobIshmael is apalled by the lack of pro-cigarette sites on the web.
BobIshmaelBuick Sabre?
* Timmyling gets on his Super-Lightsaber repelant suit.
Perelandrawhy can't we all just get along?
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[Perelandra SOUND]
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[Perelandra SOUND]
CalvinCroweI don't know Rodney King
BobIshmaelBecause we all hate each other here.
DarkonZeroBob......you campaign is well put.....but not working.
BobIshmaelEach, and every one of us.
Perelandrahmm...
TimmylingWell, out of 5 minutes of downloading, I've gotten to the 20th Century Frog logo.
BobIshmaelI need to revamp the site.
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them
[Locdog07 SOUND]
CalvinCrowekombyeya my lord, koobyeya
TimmylingLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCC.........
CalvinCrowekombyeya my lord, koobyeya
Locdog0720th Century Frog?
BobIshmaelLooooooooooooooook!
BobIshmaelLoc Skywalker.
DarkonZeroI gotta d/l Troops again......
Locdog07heh...
Locdog07But I don' wanna be a jedi!!!
TimmylingYeah.  Old bit on Monty Python.  20th century Frog.
* Locdog07 whines
BobIshmaelToo bad.
BobIshmaelWhine not be a jedi you make good.
CalvinCrowemmmmmmm?
Perelandrasense makes not things not do
BobIshmaelWhen good 900 old as you look.
Perelandraoops, too maky nots
DarkonZeroTroops.....where Jawa's have stolen Tom Servo.....
Perelandramany
BobIshmaelYoda with Alzheimers.
PerelandraI see
BobIshmaelLiar.
DarkonZero........
Perelandrawho, me?
BobIshmaelYou too!
DarkonZeroBob.....no!
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[Perelandra SOUND]
* CalvinCrowe booshes
* Locdog07 withdraws his gleaming, double bladed light saber and activates it on single 14,14||||||2,13)))))))))))))))))))))))
DarkonZerobad bob!
* CalvinCrowe sings
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* BobIshmael whimpers.
BobIshmaelBut, I did- I mean.. I..
DarkonZeroRAD BOB!
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[Perelandra SOUND]
DarkonZeroD'OH!
CalvinCroweHello, Hello, I don't know why I say goodbye, I say hello
BobIshmaelRAD BOB!
BobIshmaelWHOO!
BobIshmaelPARTY!
* Locdog07 slices Bob in half
* Locdog07 turns off his light saber and puts it in his jumpsuit pocket. 14,14||||4,14O14,14|
DarkonZeroDAH!
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[Perelandra SOUND]
BobIshmael"Ow." "Ow."
DarkonZeroI'm not cleanin' Bob up off the floor.
CalvinCroweyou say yes, I say no, you say stop and I say no don't go
TimmylingEven in death Bob WON't SHUT UP!
* BobIshmael watches as his torso sits on the #Deep13 couch.
CalvinCrowelol
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them
Perelandraeww... you're getting blood on the moldy couch
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* Locdog07 withdraws his gleaming, double bladed light saber and activates it on single 14,14||||||2,13)))))))))))))))))))))))
* Locdog07 slices the couch in half
CalvinCrowelol
* Locdog07 turns off his light saber and puts it in his jumpsuit pocket. 14,14||||4,14O14,14|
DarkonZeroBob.....you got a bit of blood there.....
* BobIshmael crawls next to his torso and reads a Newsweek.
* CalvinCrowe jumps on Loc
BobIshmaelOh, bite me.
Perelandrahmm... that should take care of the mold
Locdog07Yes, Cal?
* CalvinCrowe bites Bob in half
Locdog07Uh...
DarkonZeroDAH!
BobIshmaelSo.. Now I'm in 1/4ths?
* Timmyling confiscates Loc's lightsaber.
* Locdog07 giggles
Locdog07Heyyy!
Perelandrawhich part did you bite in half?
Locdog07Ewww!
BobIshmaelHonestly.
Locdog07Well, there wasn't much to bite off.
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[Perelandra SOUND]
DarkonZeroOHHHHH.....we didn't not need to ask such a question.
* Locdog07 hides
BobIshmaelOh! No.
DarkonZeroD'oH DOUBLE NEG!
BobIshmaelNo, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Perelandraum... k
* CalvinCrowe cuts himself in half and steals Bob's lower half
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
BobIshmaelIf I wasn't in two peices, I'd fwap you Loc.
Locdog07Okay.
* Locdog07 grabs his light saber back.
* Locdog07 withdraws his gleaming, double bladed light saber and activates it on single 14,14||||||2,13)))))))))))))))))))))))
* Locdog07 cuts a whole in the ceiling and jumps through
CalvinCrowea whole?
BobIshmaelYep.. Loc Skywalker.
Locdog07Uh...oops
TimmylingYou don't have a lightsaber.  I took it away.
* Locdog07 cuts a hole in it, too
PerelandraLoc's escaping
* DarkonZero uses his medical expertise (which isn't much) to put Bob back together.
Locdog07* Locdog07 grabs his light saber back.
BobIshmaelIt's like "storeys."
TimmylingHmmm.
* Locdog07 hides
BobIshmaelHey! I'm backwards!
* Locdog07 turns off his light saber and puts it in his jumpsuit pocket. 14,14||||4,14O14,14|
BobIshmael"Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was so huge?!"
* Timmyling takes it again and locks it up in a safe.
DarkonZeroWell.....I told ya....my expertise wasn't much.
Perelandra"I'll beam you back, sir!"
BobIshmaelGeez.
BobIshmaelNo, no beaming.
* BobIshmael walks into the next room.
Locdog07Hail Bob
BobIshmaelAww, thanks.
* CalvinCrowe knocks Loc down and runs off with his saber
* CalvinCrowe activates it
DarkonZeroNOOOOOOOOO!
Locdog07Uh, you didn't do the neat thing.
* Locdog07 withdraws his gleaming, double bladed light saber and activates it on single 14,14||||||2,13)))))))))))))))))))))))
* CalvinCrowe notices the beam go into his chest
Locdog07Oop
DarkonZeroD'oh!
Perelandrahmmm... oops
CalvinCroweow
* Locdog07 takes the saber off Cal
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[Perelandra SOUND]
CalvinCrowemy pancreas hurts
DarkonZeroUh....that's not gonna heal quick.
TimmylingI already took it and locked it up!
* CalvinCrowe falls down
DarkonZeroHmmmm......
Perelandramaybe if we fill it with peanut butter...
CalvinCroweowch
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroThat might work.
* Locdog07 turns off his light saber and puts it in his jumpsuit pocket. 14,14||||4,14O14,14|
* DarkonZero gets peanut butter.
* BobIshmael actualy found a pro-smoking site (actual, not a humorous one) called "Smoke & Be Cool."
Perelandraat least he won't leak then
DarkonZeroYeah....
CalvinCroweI see a white light
TimmylingThat's the lamp.
Locdog07That's my other light saber
* DarkonZero fills the hole in CalvinCrowe with peanut butter.
* Locdog07 slices Cal in half
CalvinCroweow!
CalvinCrowedangit
DarkonZeroDag nabbit.
Locdog07Consarnit
* Timmyling blasts CC into bits...he can't suffer like that.
CalvinCroweNO!
TimmylingSon of a Biscut!
* Locdog07 slices Cal in half
* CalvinCrowe telports
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DarkonZeroI just fixed the problem........and there ya go.....slicin' people in half...Loc.
PerelandraLoc, you're so violent today
Locdog07:)
* CalvinCrowe teleports back in one peice...
* CalvinCrowe do'h
TimmylingLoc's violent everyday.
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[Perelandra SOUND]
* CalvinCrowe reaches into his pocket and pulls out a sewing kit
CalvinCrowehm...
BobIshmaelHe's spunky everyday.
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
CalvinCrowea little thread there.... good as new
Locdog07Sayyyyy
BobIshmaelIMO, anyway.
DarkonZeroSpunky?
Perelandraimo?
BobIshmaelYeah, "spunky."
Locdog07:)
TimmylingOnce he got that lightsaber...he said he'd use it responsibly and not toy around with it...and now look at the carnage.
BobIshmaelYou want to start something?@
BobIshmael"!"
DarkonZeroSpunky....ok.
* CalvinCrowe walks over to Loc and drops a brick on Loc's foot
*** computerguy3000 has quit IRC ((signed off))
Locdog07Ow.
Perelandraspeaking of violent
* Locdog07 slices his leg off.
CalvinCroweow!
* BobIshmael pokes CC eyes out.
* CalvinCrowe sews that back
TimmylingCC's really fast at sewing, you gotta give 'im that!
Perelandra"Come back here!  I'll bit your kneecaps off!"
CalvinCroweTRUCE!
Perelandrabute
CalvinCrowePLEASE!
Locdog07bute
Perelandrabite
CalvinCroweI'm out of thread
DarkonZero..........
Perelandralol
* Locdog07 turns off his light saber and puts it in his jumpsuit pocket. 14,14||||4,14O14,14|
Timmylingbute?
CalvinCroweI only had one of those cheap hotel kits
Locdog07I'll make a truce only if you bute me.
Perelandrabute, it
Perelandraoopd
Perelandraoops
CalvinCroweok
Locdog07Heh!
Locdog07Oopd!
* CalvinCrowe butes Loc
Perelandramy fingers are drunk
* DarkonZero gets out his ATOMIC DEATH RAY!!!!
Timmylingheh.
* Locdog07 withdraws his gleaming, double bladed light saber and activates it on single 14,14||||||2,13)))))))))))))))))))))))
CalvinCroweNOOO!
CalvinCroweAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DarkonZeroOk...calm down folks......
* Locdog07 slices CC and the death ray in half
DarkonZeroDAH!
CalvinCroweARGHHH
DarkonZeroMY RAY!
Perelandraoo
BobIshmaelI think we all need to lay off the sugar and triple espressos for a while.
BobIshmaelOkay?
* DarkonZero hits Locdog07 with his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
* Locdog07 turns off his light saber and puts it in his jumpsuit pocket. 14,14||||4,14O14,14|
* CalvinCrowe duct tapes himself back together
Locdog07Owie.
DarkonZeroThat'll teach ya!
* BobIshmael snorts some sugar and injects an espresso directly into his vein.
Perelandra*~*"~*~*~*~*~*~*~espreessssoooossssss?????  wwwhhheeerrreeee?*~*~*~*~*~*~*
DarkonZero.........
DarkonZeroDo Pixie sticks!
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them
[Locdog07 SOUND]
PerelandraNOT AGAIN!!!!
TimmylingW-w-w-w-why's everrrrrrryone sh-sh-sh-shaking lllllike thaaaaaat?!?!?
* CalvinCrowe reaches into his pocket and pulls out a grenade launcher
* Locdog07 slices everyone in half
CalvinCroweOW!
DarkonZeroLoc......wipe something else out.....the smell is bad....
PerelandraAHHHHHHHHHH
Locdog07heh
Perelandraeew
* CalvinCrowe duct tapes himself together
* Locdog07 slices his ass off.
DarkonZeroDAH!
Locdog07There, that'll fix it
TimmylingErk.
DarkonZeroNOT LIKE THAT!
* Timmyling hopes Loc will slice his head off.
DarkonZeroOh.....my goodness.
* BobIshmael ponders making the "nice ass" jokes.
BobIshmaelI don't think I will.
DarkonZeroHehehe.....
Perelandraummm.... let's leave our bofy parts where they belong
Locdog07No, Bob.
Perelandrabody
Timmylingbofy?
Locdog07boffy parts!
* CalvinCrowe points his nuclear missle launcher at Loc and fires
Locdog07Buffy parts!
* CalvinCrowe smiles
* Locdog07 ducks
TimmylingQuacks.
CalvinCrowedang
* DarkonZero uses his ATOMIC DEATH RAY on everyone ! He got 'em good!
PerelandraWAAAAA! now I'm dead twice!!
* Locdog07 notices the Atomic Death Ray is set on "Spunk"
TimmylingThe ATOMIC DEATH BRAIN!
* BobIshmael steps #outsidedeep13 for a moment until all this dies down.
*** BobIshmael has left #deep13
Locdog07Okay, truce.
* CalvinCrowe hurts all over
Perelandrapraisepants?
DarkonZeroIt was set on spunk!
DarkonZeroNOOOOOOOOOOO!
Perelandrayou got anymore of that thread, Cal?
CalvinCroweno
Perelandradarn
CalvinCroweI have duct tape though
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....LIMBO TIME!
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
Session Close: Mon May 31 15:39:03 1999
Session Start: Mon May 31 15:40:30 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '2http://www.solbase.com 3We will not condone a course of action that will lead us to watching the South Park movie.'
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room!
TimmylingHmmm.
* Timmyling smashes the Portal deck.
CalvinCroweha
Perelandrawell, I'm going to barrow some of Cal's duct tape and go nurse my wounds
DarkonZeroHey....that's my way out!
TimmylingHa!
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them
[Locdog07 SOUND]
Perelandrasee y'all later
TimmylingMaybe later, Loc
Timmyling.
* CalvinCrowe shoos the flies away from his rotting carcass
Perelandrabuh-bye
TimmylingBye then.
CalvinCroweum.....guys...
* DarkonZero goes to fix his Portal deck......
TimmylingNo!
CalvinCroweMy heart is slowing down
Perelandramoo
* Timmyling throws DZ into the spanking machine.
*** Perelandra has left #Deep13
* Locdog07 slices Cal's heart in half
CalvinCroweAH!!!!!
* DarkonZero is done fixing his Portal deck.
* CalvinCrowe dies
*** CalvinCrowe has quit IRC ((signed off))
* Timmyling throws Loc into the spanking machine.
DarkonZeroI'm out......
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
Session Close: Mon May 31 15:42:38 1999
Session Start: Mon May 31 15:43:43 1999
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '2http://www.solbase.com 3We will not condone a course of action that will lead us to watching the South Park movie.'
* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room!
*** BobIshmael has joined #deep13
* CalvinCrowe had his body replaced!
CalvinCrowehah hah
* DarkonZero has a new Portal deck....
* Timmyling throws the Portal deck into the spanking machine.
Locdog07Yousa people gonna die?
DarkonZeroI liked the old one better.
* CalvinCrowe reaches into his pocket and pulls out a spank ray
TimmylingYousa South Park gonna die?!?
Locdog07heh
* CalvinCrowe uses his spank ray on Loc
Locdog07My South Park?
Locdog07Hey!
DarkonZeroDamn......why did you smash my deck 'ling?
TimmylingYou said...I think.
CalvinCrowemwa ha ha ha
TimmylingBecause I'm evil.
DarkonZeroWell.....that evil will destroy you.
TimmylingYeah.  How is me gonna destroy me?
BobIshmaelIf you hit yourself really hard, maybe.
BobIshmaelOf you tripped and fell to your death.
DarkonZeroYeah.....hit yourself.....DO IT!
CalvinCroweSouth Park sucks on toast
Locdog07Or if your evil was a gun and someone shot you with it.
* Timmyling tries to hit himself but hits DZ instead.
BobIshmaelAnd on rye, too.
* DarkonZero dodges!
BobIshmaelThrusts, and parrys.
TimmylingI thought you knew...I'm the physical manifestation of evil.
* CalvinCrowe throws hard candy at Loc
BobIshmaelOr parries.
* Locdog07 slices the hard candy in half
* Locdog07 commands everyone to 1Wipe them out...All of them
[Locdog07 SOUND]
TimmylingNot now.
* BobIshmael will BRB.
Locdog07k
DarkonZeroOkey doke!
DarkonZeroMan...my deck really rock.......
TimmylingGood ridd-I mean bye BIsh.
DarkonZero+s to rock.
* CalvinCrowe throws the moon at Loic
CalvinCroweLoc
* Locdog07 slices the moon in half.
TimmylingIdiot!
DarkonZeroNow we have no moon!
* Timmyling tries to tape the moon together.
Locdog07Well, I have no moon either, my ass was sliced off!
DarkonZero........no........
TimmylingHow are we gonna get it up there again?!?
* CalvinCrowe throws DarkonZero at Loc
* Locdog07 slices DarkonZero in half.
DarkonZeroNOOOOOO!
DarkonZeroDAH!
DarkonZeroWHY YOU!
CalvinCrowelol
Locdog07Sentence fragments!
TimmylingJust phrases!
DarkonZeroTHAT WASN'T FUNNY!
CalvinCrowelol
TimmylingDO YOU LIKE CAPS?!?  I SURE DO!!!
CalvinCroweCAPS ARE ANNOYING
* DarkonZero tries to get his virtual image to merge together.
* CalvinCrowe throws DarkonZero at Loc
* Locdog07 slices DarkonZero in half
DarkonZeroI'm still merging!
DarkonZeroDAH!
* Timmyling will now demonstrate how to be annoying. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* DarkonZero tries once again........
CalvinCrowelol
CalvinCroweAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CalvinCroweAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CalvinCroweAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
* DarkonZero is done merging his image.
TimmylingFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DarkonZeroThere....
* CalvinCrowe throws DarkonZero at Loc
TimmylingHmm.  That IS irritating.
DarkonZeroSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
* Sound request: can't find 'tusk.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
TimmylingNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
* Timmyling stops, dreading a 3rd kick.
* DarkonZero manages to get away before Loc slices him!
* CalvinCrowe throws DarkonZero at Loc
* DarkonZero hides!
* Locdog07 slices CalvinCrowe in half
DarkonZeroHA HA!
CalvinCrowehey! hey!
Locdog07Kids!
* CalvinCrowe becomes two Calvins
* BobIshmael returns, and regrets it.
DarkonZeroBob.....
* Timmyling will be going now. Budget cuts and all.
TimmylingBye then.
* CalvinCrowe throws Locdog at LocDog
* Timmyling bounds away.
*** Timmyling has quit IRC ((signed off))
DarkonZeroYAY!
* Locdog07 slices BobIshmael in half
CalvinCrowelol
BobIshmaelDZ.....
DarkonZeroBob.....
Locdog07His last words were "DZ....."
* BobIshmael stares at Loc.
* DarkonZero uses his ATOMIC DEATH RAY on Locdog07 ! He got 'em good!
DarkonZeroWATCH 'IM FRY!
Locdog07Uh.
* Locdog07 slices himself in half
DarkonZero........
DarkonZeroWell folks.....gotta go.....work calls!
Locdog07Bye DZ
* CalvinCrowe dumps lemon frosting on Locdog
CalvinCrowebye
DarkonZeroTake care......in messin' with newbies!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Mon May 31 15:57:21 1999

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