| Session Start: Thu Aug 24 00:00:00 2000 | ||
| DeRaptor | ah...crazy anime critters. | |
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| IncredibleMeltingMan | Wow.....they've actually got a shirt.....but it's yellow. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | I want pink! | |
| DeRaptor | heheh...darn! | |
| * DeRaptor starts her evil evil drawing of evil. | ||
| DarkonZero | Later in life I see Melty going around saying to himself...."THEY DON'T HAVE PINK! ARRRRGH!" | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | No...I'd be saying that to the people at the store. | |
| DarkonZero | What I said is after those people don't listen and you go insane. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | They'll listen! | |
| DarkonZero | Since when does anyone listen. | |
| DarkonZero | . to ? | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Uh....you're listening..... | |
| DarkonZero | i'm trying to forget., | |
| DeRaptor | heheheheheh | |
| * DeRaptor thinks the people at the store will run screaming. | ||
| DarkonZero | Or call security. | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe even the police. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | I'm sure the people in prison will be real impressed by me wearing pink! | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| * DarkonZero gets the cyanide. | ||
| * DeRaptor pukes. | ||
| DeRaptor | Melt...do you realize what you're sayin, man? | |
| * IncredibleMeltingMan is up late and half-drunk an' stopped caring two hours ago. | ||
| DeRaptor | what'd you drink? | |
| DarkonZero | Ah...Melty and his girly drinks again.... | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Chocolate milk. | |
| DarkonZero | Chocolate milk with cinnamon....now that's a REAL MAN'S drink. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | None of that for me...just lotsa chocolate! | |
| * DeRaptor starts getting scared of her drawing. | ||
| DarkonZero | I told you.....but no......De has to be vulgar. | |
| DarkonZero | One thing....you can';t make me accept it. | |
| DarkonZero | HA! | |
| DeRaptor | what if I called it nicepicturethatdarkonwilllike.jpg? | |
| DarkonZero | Nope...you just ruined your plan. | |
| DarkonZero | HA! | |
| DeRaptor | prolly will just be unlikelyheterosexual.jpg | |
| DarkonZero | And I gotta work tomorrow.....so I don't need nightmares. | |
| DeRaptor | darn. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Heheh.....do I frighten you? | |
| DarkonZero | You frighten everyone. | |
| DarkonZero | Even them kids down the street. | |
| * DeRaptor ponders inking and coloring to increase the freakishness. | ||
| DarkonZero | Do whatever...... | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Uh oh...... | |
| DarkonZero | Your drawing. | |
| * DeRaptor has a feeling this drawing will frighten melt out of getting a girlie shirt. | ||
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Oh.....so that's why you prolly won't show it to me...you meanie. | |
| DarkonZero | She's just here to gross me out. | |
| DarkonZero | Which she's already is doing right now..... | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh. | |
| DeRaptor | mwahahahahah. | |
| * DarkonZero looks at De.... | ||
| DarkonZero | YEESH! | |
| DeRaptor | Okay darkon...imagine Shaggy from scooby doo...with Daphne's hair and lips...and a pink frilly powerpuff girls tanktop. | |
| * DarkonZero gouges out his eyes. | ||
| DeRaptor | there y'go! | |
| DeRaptor | eep.... | |
| DarkonZero | Sounds like a description of a damned hippie to me. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN HIPPIES! | |
| DeRaptor | are you a damned hippie, chuck? | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | for some reason hippies remind DZ of poopie suits... | |
| DarkonZero | Hippie.....poopie....go fig. | |
| * DarkonZero goes to www.twistedtunes.com | ||
| * IncredibleMeltingMan ponders if he's a hippie..... | ||
| IncredibleMeltingMan | I think I'm just girlie..... | |
| DarkonZero | No comment. | |
| DarkonZero | wait...I just did. | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
| DeRaptor | hahahahahahah I'm building a robot! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Mope"4,16,0 from 6,014,1The Bloodhound Gang14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| IncredibleMeltingMan | hahahahahah.....yep! *needs to buy another gumball machine and do some tinkering with that, though*.... | |
| DarkonZero | Pac-Man is known to smoke crack. | |
| DeRaptor | A giant robot that will take over the woooorld! | |
| DarkonZero | You don't need a giant robot.....you need gum and a couple of toothpicks. | |
| DeRaptor | oh. | |
| DeRaptor | okay. | |
| DeRaptor | my robot is puny and skinny and its arms don't work anyway... | |
| DarkonZero | I lucked out yesterday....I found a copy of the Amazing Colassal Guide....and bought it.....it's a bit beat up though. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn B. Dalton's. | |
| *** DarkAngel is on IRC | ||
| * DeRaptor scans Darkon's Worst Nightmare now. | ||
| *** DarkAngel has joined #DEep13 | ||
| * DarkAngel flies into #DEep13 and lands in a corner. | ||
| DarkAngel | Silly me and my double caps. | |
| DarkonZero | De...that's your greatest fantasy. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Hey there, DA. | |
| DarkAngel | Hey. | |
| DarkonZero | And hekko to DA. | |
| DeRaptor | shaddap, dz. and hey da. | |
| DarkAngel | Heydere heydere | |
| DarkonZero | You made me say it. | |
| DeRaptor | ba doom doom shing | |
| DarkAngel | OKay well, I just stopped in to say hi, bed time. | |
| * DarkAngel idles. | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Through Being Cool"4,16,0 from 6,014,1DEVO14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| * DarkonZero eliminated the ninnies and the twits. | ||
| * DeRaptor hides so as to keep from being eliminated. | ||
| DarkonZero | They were working outta a basement.....I found them and took care of everything. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Oh whoa...... | |
| DarkonZero | De...you're a feeb. | |
| DarkonZero | You're safe. | |
| DeRaptor | heheh...I scared Melt! | |
| DarkonZero | And now for my fave song from DEVO. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | "I need a chick" | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Snowball (Single Remix)"4,16,0 from 6,014,1DEVO14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| * IncredibleMeltingMan hides. | ||
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Oh. | |
| DeRaptor | heheheh...dude. | |
| * DeRaptor ponders that song.... | ||
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Weird Devo scarin' everyone back in the '70s with their crazy stuff... | |
| DarkonZero | Now coming up....a song that was on a computer game........ | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"One Dumb Thing"4,16,0 from 6,014,1DEVO14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| DarkonZero | My other fave.... | |
| DeRaptor | Cameron1111: AHH THE LITTLE MEN ARE IMPERSONATING HTE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELLING ME TO GO TO SLEEP THEY JSUT WANT TO STEAL MY LEFT SOCK AS USUALLY GRR BUT WHAT IF IT REALLY IS THEM! THE VOICES OH NO I MUST SLEEP! | |
| DeRaptor | DeRaptor3K: now why would they do a thing like that?Previous message was not received by Cameron1111 because of error: User Cameron1111 is not available. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Whoa! | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Good ol' Goke! | |
| DarkonZero | Meps and his voices. | |
| DarkonZero | My voices just tell me to kil.....er...give people presents. | |
| DeRaptor | sheesh....uh huh. | |
| * DeRaptor still wonders what "truth about bishmael" roberto told ling. | ||
| * DarkonZero gives De a bom.....er.......new hat. | ||
| DarkonZero | It's a movie....."The Truth About Ishmael". | |
| DarkonZero | I wrote it. | |
| DarkonZero | Didn't take long though. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | There's a sex scene...but it's an important part of the story..... | |
| DarkonZero | just consists of an actor playing Bob saying "Go to Hell". | |
| DeRaptor | I see. | |
| DeRaptor | The sex scene better not involve Loc, dammit. | |
| * DarkonZero has to remember to watch Exposure on Sci-flying into crap. | ||
| DarkonZero | They're gonna show "George Lucas In Love"......funny short film. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Oh...I heard about that... | |
| DarkonZero | I already saw it.......it is quite good. | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot the site I saw it at though. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Aurora"4,16,0 from the 6,014,1Foo Fighters14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| DarkonZero | I think it was www.mediatrip.com | |
| DarkonZero | Yup.....that's the site. | |
| * DarkonZero ponders on trying to win a Lil' Pimp t-shirt. | ||
| DarkonZero | Nawwwww...... | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Are you a lil' pimp, DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | I wish. | |
| DarkonZero | wait.... | |
| DarkonZero | I wish. | |
| DarkonZero | I was right the first time. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Heheh. Alrighty. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | You don't wanna be a big pimp? | |
| DarkonZero | "George Lucas In Love" is still #1. | |
| DarkonZero | Big pimpin' is small fries. | |
| DarkonZero | I really liked Moses Vs. Godzilla......it's #7. | |
| DarkonZero | Now to see what "Film Club" is about....since I am a fan of the movie "Fight Club". | |
| DarkonZero | Since it's you De.....I'll accept it. | |
| DarkonZero | Nice name for it.... | |
| DeRaptor | heheh...okay. | |
| DeRaptor | I bet you won't open it though. | |
| DarkonZero | I will....one day..... | |
| DarkonZero | This parody of "fight Club" is good..... | |
| DeRaptor | when you're completely stoned and your better judgement is on the back burner.... | |
| DarkonZero | Me....stoned...never. | |
| DarkonZero | Bitter judgement........well....that's another story. | |
| DarkonZero | "His name was Silent Bob...." | |
| * DarkonZero ponders on e-mailing the makers of "Film Club"...... | ||
| * IncredibleMeltingMan ponders seeing "fight Club" | ||
| DarkonZero | Excellent movie..... | |
| DarkonZero | I bought the DVD. | |
| DarkonZero | Excessively violent...... | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Yeah..... | |
| DarkonZero | But that isn't what makes it good. | |
| DeRaptor | Violence! It makes everything gud! | |
| DarkonZero | I really liked the writing in the movie.....it was done well. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | 'specially Powerpuff Girls! | |
| DarkonZero | Hell....I'm gonna watch it now.....Fight Club that is. | |
| DeRaptor | heheh...you weirdo. | |
| DarkonZero | I may be weird.....but it's what gives me character. | |
| DeRaptor | but...that goes for all of us. | |
| * DeRaptor hopes her Crow is done by next week. | ||
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Wow.....cool! | |
| DeRaptor | And then he will...torment people! Like you! | |
| DarkonZero | You already do a good job of that De. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh yeah. | |
| * DeRaptor puts ribbons in melt's hair. | ||
| * IncredibleMeltingMan smiles and prances through a field of flowers and trees and chirping birds, singing a happy tune! | ||
| * DeRaptor accidentally releases a snarling, rabid rottweiler...and watches it chase down melto. | ||
| DarkonZero | You kids.....you and your prancing. | |
| DeRaptor | oooops | |
| * DeRaptor drops an anvil on the dog at the last second. | ||
| * IncredibleMeltingMan gets mauled by the rottweiler | ||
| DarkonZero | Oops indeed, | |
| DeRaptor | woah | |
| DarkonZero | Nice going De. | |
| * IncredibleMeltingMan gets the anvil dropped on him as well. | ||
| DarkonZero | Again.... | |
| DarkonZero | Nice going De. | |
| DeRaptor | ohhh...I was stupid. | |
| * IncredibleMeltingMan is flat......not just flat-chested. | ||
| * DeRaptor gets the band-aids. | ||
| DarkonZero | De...don't aaspire to be me. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes..aaspire. | |
| DeRaptor | but we're all stupid in here! | |
| DeRaptor | asspire? | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Wow | |
| DarkonZero | No....aaspire. | |
| * IncredibleMeltingMan fixes himself. | ||
| DarkonZero | Melty....aspiring to be Loc, eh? | |
| DarkonZero | Minus the loathing. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | No! | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | I mean.....I'm better now. | |
| DarkonZero | Ah....good..... | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | I'm no longer flattened by anvil damage | |
| DarkonZero | Good....good. | |
| DarkonZero | Wow.....subliminal Brad Pitt. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Good! | |
| DeRaptor | dude. | |
| DarkonZero | Dudette! | |
| DeRaptor | dude person of indeterminate gender! | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Hey! | |
| DeRaptor | heeheehee. hi! | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | That was directed at me wasn't it? | |
| DeRaptor | probably. | |
| DarkonZero | No...me.... | |
| * DeRaptor gets the lipstick and chases melt with it. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok...maybe not. | |
| * IncredibleMeltingMan runs fast! | ||
| DarkonZero | Um....should I be seeing this? | |
| * DeRaptor pounces and applies the lipstick and laughs! | ||
| DeRaptor | yes you should, DZ, for it is amusing. | |
| DarkonZero | Nope...I should not be seeing this. | |
| * DarkonZero covers his eyes. | ||
| * DeRaptor tapes DZ's eyes open. | ||
| * DarkonZero gouges his eyes out. | ||
| DarkonZero | THERE! HA! | |
| DeRaptor | wow. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Eep. | |
| * IncredibleMeltingMan looks really......made-up. | ||
| DarkonZero | He loks all nice for the tea party. | |
| * DeRaptor applies mascara as well. | ||
| DarkonZero | loks? | |
| DarkonZero | LOKS! | |
| * DeRaptor shaves off any trace of facial hair and puts a red evening gown and heels on melt and laughs some more. | ||
| DeRaptor | Loc's what? | |
| DarkonZero | De......another fantasy fulfilled? | |
| * IncredibleMeltingMan will now never get mistaken for a male again..... | ||
| DeRaptor | heheheh...mistaken indeed. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | eep! | |
| * DeRaptor hands chuckola some kleenex to stuff his bra with...and runs! | ||
| * IncredibleMeltingMan is tired an' foolish. | ||
| DeRaptor | join the club. | |
| DarkonZero | I slept all day. | |
| DarkonZero | I Feel great1 | |
| DarkonZero | ! | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Heheh | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
| * DarkonZero puts a pencil through his left hand. | ||
| DeRaptor | wow. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Now you're Bob Dole. | |
| DarkonZero | DarkonZero is not Bob Dole. | |
| DarkonZero | DarkonZero don't like Bob Dole. | |
| DeRaptor | DeRaptor does not like people who speak in the third person. | |
| DarkonZero | DarkonZero like Dole fruits. | |
| DarkonZero | DarkonZero says De can zip it. | |
| DarkonZero | ZIP ITY | |
| DeRaptor | DeRaptor says Darkon can shove it. Or something. | |
| DarkonZero | You shove it. | |
| DeRaptor | nooo! you! | |
| DarkonZero | Me.....never. | |
| DeRaptor | yes! | |
| DarkonZero | I'll take that in suggestion.....next year.....sound fine? | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Shove it! Hooray! | |
| DarkonZero | "When something like De comes araound....you must shove it!" | |
| DeRaptor | heeeeeey | |
| DeRaptor | before Darkon yaks on too long...you must shove it! | |
| DarkonZero | ouch..... | |
| DarkonZero | later then. | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Thu Aug 24 01:33:30 2000 | ||
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