#Deep13_20000525.log

Session Start: Thu May 25 00:00:00 2000
* DarkonZero is back...
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
DarkonZeroHEATHANS!
spyoramayeah?  wanna make something of it?
DarkonZeroNo.
DarkonZeroAnd geez.....I leave for a while and all you all talk about is my boob job!
spyoramahuh?
DarkonZeroNothing....
DarkonZero<jasoN> bob had breast-reduction and donated the tissue to DZ
DarkonZero<jasoN> <DZ> i finally have the breasts i always dreamed of!
DarkonZero*ahem*
spyoramatalk to N 'bout it :)
DarkonZeroNo thanks.
DarkonZeroI thought I'd ask you/
spyoramaI'm taking the 5th
DarkonZeroNo...you can't...you CAD!
spyoramaI just did.  Nyeah
DarkonZero>:p
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DarkonZeroWell....I'll see ya later.....
DarkonZeroIt's the end of all time...
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Thu May 25 00:15:02 2000
Session Start: Thu May 25 20:09:10 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<DarKrow> I can't replace my groin ass <Raven-X> its all about the external organs'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Wed May 24 19:26:59
Raven-Xand it slows down the server
Raven-Xhey DZ
DarkonZeroWOOOO!
Calvin-CroweDZ!
DarkonZeroHEKKO!
Raven-Xheh Farrakhan should sue Oprah and Rosie for all the money they have, cause they are directly infringing on his Million March license
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* DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe.
DeRaptorhello freeekin' folks.
Raven-X<Farrakahn> What's a brotha to do when a fat white bitch and her non black friend Oprah steals my licensesses
DarkonZeroHekko you!
Raven-Xhey De
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Raven-Xhehehehe
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Raven-X4th time already
Calvin-CroweDAMMIT!
Calvin-CroweHey De!
Calvin-CroweWazzup?
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DeRaptorwb Calbeans.
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Calvin-CroweI'm going to log off for the night...
Calvin-CroweI can't stand this peering
DarkonZeroYAY!
DeRaptorokay bye bye Cal.
DarkonZeroEr...Bye.
* DeRaptor smacks Darkon.
* Calvin-Crowe kicks DZ
Raven-Xanyone think I should setup a website dedicated to bad commercials aired on Guam?
DeRaptorsher.
DarkonZeroOW!
Calvin-Crowehttp://calvincrowe.tripod.com/mst3k
Raven-Xheh trust me they are really awful
Calvin-Croweand.
* DarkonZero hugs De in retaliation.
Calvin-Crowehttp://calvincrowe.tripod.com/nuts (My new comic, Assorted Nuts)
Raven-Xmore painful then watching hobgoblins un mstied
Calvin-CroweNext time I'm peered, I'm gone for good
* DeRaptor tears Darkon's throat out.
Calvin-CroweHow's everyone
Calvin-Crowe?
* DeRaptor grumbles at Corel Draw.
* DarkonZero hugs De in retaliation....again.
* Calvin-Crowe watches DZ's blood get all over De
DarkonZeroYou know it' friendship when blood is involved.
DarkonZeroit' to it's
Calvin-Crowehttp://calvincrowe.tripod.com/nuts TAKE A LOOK!
DarkonZeroCal...I'll refrain......cause if it ends with "nuts" it's not gonna be good.
Raven-XI already did sheesh
Calvin-CroweAssorted Nuts (As in weirdos)
DarkonZeroSure Cal.
DarkonZeroSure/
Calvin-CroweDo you like it?
Calvin-CroweWELL?
Calvin-Crowe(_)_)
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DarkonZeroCal is showing his true colors.
DarkonZeroHe's showing the (_)_) he always wanted.
DarkonZeroAnd if that made sense....please let me know.
DeRaptoruh...nopers.
DarkonZeroOk...just checking.
DarkonZeroThanks.
DeRaptorCal likes showing us his nuts?
DarkonZeroI have no comment.
DeRaptoroh, that's what he renamed his comic.
DeRaptorhe really likes that frog.
DarkonZeroStill....
DarkonZeroI have no comment.
DeRaptorwhoo! WB gonna sue his ass!
Raven-Xheh
Raven-Xsue him for 5 cents, that proably how much it costed him to make it
DarkonZeroDuring the trial...Cal's motive is to try and prove that his comic is crap.
Raven-Xheh
DarkonZeroWhich....in turn....won't take long.
Raven-Xsheesh you talk about my re done chick tracts like this when I'm gone?
DarkonZeroWe talk about them?
Raven-Xi don't know I was just thinking everyone did
Raven-Xat one time
DarkonZeroWell....now that you bring it up.....we will now call your chick tracts "crap".....pure unadulterated crap.
Raven-Xthanks
DarkonZeroNot a problem.
* DeRaptor gives Darkon the SarcasmAward for "nicest guy ever".
Raven-XI just have a hatred toward Jack T Chick
DarkonZeroThanks De.
Raven-XYESSSSSSS
DeRaptorSo who in their right mind LIKES Chick?
Raven-XA new chick tract is out
Raven-Xheh
* DarkonZero hugs De.......cause he wants to....but then realizes that he shouldn't....cause De may have mites.
Raven-XI like Chicks, but I don't like Chick
DeRaptorI have ticks and fleas!
DeRaptorchicks are cute.
DarkonZeroAnd mites.
DeRaptorThey are so soft and fluffy and round.
DarkonZeroThe mites?
DarkonZeroOr the chicks?
Raven-Xewwwww
Raven-Xmites
Raven-XI get chills just hearing that word
DarkonZeronites.....
DarkonZerobites.....
DarkonZerokites.....
DarkonZeromites....
Raven-Xdah
Raven-Xjust as nasty as the word chigger
DarkonZerovigor?
DeRaptorfleas
DarkonZeroSaying "De" kinda creeps me out......but that's a whole other story.
DarkonZero:)
DarkonZeroOh....
DarkonZero>:)
DeRaptorMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
DarkonZeroDe...
* DarkonZero gets scared.
Raven-Xdang it the new chick tract sucks
Raven-XI think I will make fun of it
Raven-Xor maybe the Jesus cleaning agent one
DarkonZeroJESUS! WHAT A GREAT CLEANING AGENT!
Raven-Xheh
DarkonZeroMade from squeezings from the Shroud of Toran.
DeRaptorso...cahoots?
DarkonZeroJesus.....it'll clean the hell out of stuff.
Raven-X<Announcer> With Jesus's blood you can remove any kind of stain, don't waste your time scrubbing and scrubbing to no avail, get Jesus's blood now
DarkonZeroYour site De?
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Raven-X<Announcer>call now and you get a special limited edition of nails hurry supplies are limited to 3 so call now
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Raven-Xheh, there is this dude in the Jesus cleaning agent tract named Jenkins
Raven-XI think I'll use this one for my next project
DeRaptorhey hey hey
DarkonZeroWel...hekko there, Loc.
Locdog07heylo
* Locdog07 grins
DeRaptorHey...if Jesus' blood washes all clean...what about his melted flesh, will that work too?
* DeRaptor attempts to wash stains out of some clothes with a puddle on the floor.
DeRaptorNope...just makes it worse.
DeRaptorSheesh!
Locdog07Eww.
Raven-Xheh
* DeRaptor looks up.
Locdog07He was talking about selling Melted Flesh perfume on Cahoots.
DeRaptorYeah, cahoots at my place!
DarkonZeroI'm there.
DeRaptorwow!
Locdog07Geez, De...
Locdog07You and I are on some sort of psychic wave
Raven-Xheh Jesus could have a whole line of products, he can put George Foreman and Ron Coe, to shame
DeRaptorit's the cahoots thing...it connects all life.
Locdog07Yeah.
Raven-Xthe Jesus Fuel Additive, the Jesus Grill, the Jesus Body Waxing agent
DeRaptorcome to the voice conversation at terribleclaw.com! I command you!
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Locdog07Hullo Kitty.
Raven-Xheh Kats here
Raven-Xhey Kat
DarkonZeroHekko Kat.
KatLadyhello everyone.
Raven-Xcareful Loc might chase you up a tree
KatLadyhaha. got a new pc today. it's an hp pavilian with a v50 monitor and 500 mghtrz of memory.
Raven-Xheh
Raven-X500 mghtrz of memory wow I didn't even know that existed
Raven-Xheh
KatLadyyep. well that's what it said on the box
Raven-X500 mega hertz is the processing power
DeRaptorhey kat lady, you got cahoots?
Raven-Xeveryone is in cahoots
KatLadywhy do I always get the memory mixed up with the processing power? I am such an idiot.
DarkonZeroYeah....De's tired of hearing me.
KatLadyheh
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KatLadyhello TServo4.
Locdog07hullo
TServo4hi
KatLadybrb
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Raven-Xtrinitron monitors are the best, sony computers are the lamest, IBM Aptivas just saty away fromt hem
TServo4who was that?
Raven-XKatLady
TServo4ye
Raven-Xahhhhhh its omegah kill him
DeRaptorhey ts4
TServo4hehehe
Raven-Xoh its just you TS4
DeRaptorwhoever has cahoots go to terribleclaw.com
Raven-Xsorry for the mix up
Raven-Xterrible claw sounds like a name of a creature in fall out 2
DeRaptorit is the english of deinonychus
Raven-Xah
TServo4ok...I'm at it..
Raven-Xone of your relatives?
TServo4and?
TServo4<DeRaptor>in bed
Raven-Xheh
DeRaptori is a deinonychus
TServo4Which bowling pin do you have for Crow, De?
DeRaptorthe bad crown one
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Raven-Xany predictions for the olympics?
KatLadydamn phone. got bumped off by a phone call.
DeRaptorwith the hole
TServo4Well, eheh...it just so happens I'm getting 2 e pins in the mail...
Raven-XI say Guam for everything
Raven-Xheh just kidding
TServo4interested in getting one?
Raven-XI already got 4 from 96
Raven-X4 pins
Raven-Xnot medals
TServo4which kind?
Raven-Xumm let me see
* Sound request: can't find 'merrygo.wav'
[TServo4 SOUND]
TServo4here we go again!
Raven-Xheh
KatLadyahh...another weekend of sitting around on my ass while messing around on deep13. sounds like fun.
Raven-Xok I only got 2
Raven-Xone with the torch on it, and the other with baseball on it
KatLadyheheheheee
TServo4ahh
TServo4I thiught you said 4 pins...
Raven-XI used to have one with Izzy but I haev no idea where it went
TServo4-i+o
Raven-Xwell I thought I did
TServo4Izzy is evil...
Raven-Xheh
Raven-Xhe is a stupid mascot
Raven-Xmight as well haev Mickey Mouse
TServo4ohhhhh...I thought you meant bowling pins for crow!
Raven-Xheh
Raven-Xno
KatLadyI have to go now. I'm expecting a phone call soon. seeya later everyone.
TServo4later katlady
Raven-XI meant 3 atlanta olympic pins
KatLadylater TS.
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TServo4I lived in atlanta between 1995-1996
TServo4It sucked dearly....
Raven-Xheh
Raven-Xmust have
TServo4except for mabey dragoncon 96 when I first actually met Trace
Raven-Xcool
TServo4now that was fun!
Raven-Xif its the Trace I'm thinnking of
TServo4yes...Trace Beaulieu
Raven-Xcool
Raven-Xthat's the one
TServo4That's when he gave me his email adress!
TServo4fun!
Raven-Xwell on't give it out
TServo4so, I've been good penpals since...
Raven-Xhe might put the tard card on your head for ever if you do
TServo4heh
TServo4did you see his auction for the MST3000 jacket?
Raven-Xwell I'm gonna be away from the keyboard for 30 minutes
Raven-Xbye
TServo4later
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Locdog07DEAD!!!
TServo4?
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DeRaptorhey urbo
UrbanDunce*blink*
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Raven-Xok I'm back
Raven-Xheh I can just imagine what I would be doing if I was casted on the real world
Raven-X*Raven-x talking about the crazy bitch <Raven-X>What the f*** is her problem, is she on crack or something, I swear one more time she laughs like hyena I'll smash in her face with a hammer
TServo4hmmm
* TServo4 gets X's bowl of zoloft and prozac
Raven-Xnahh I'll probaby spend most of my time in front of the computer
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* TServo4 is making a TServo4 Image
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Mep-Movie*cough* TMBG ON CONAN WOOOOOOOO!
TServo4heyyo mep
Raven-XI'd rather just be the director of the show, that way I can cast mentaly insane people with normal people
Raven-Xheh
Raven-XI really want to see that
DeRaptorhey Mep.
DeRaptorYeah...I gotta get me a tape.
* Locdog07 blinks
Mep-MovieYOU DO THAT!
Raven-Xtape of what?
Mep-MovieDe..
Mep-MovieWhats with comic?
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Raven-Xa tape of De, ewww its not one of those home movies is it?
DeRaptorheeeey!
MepitansIt's De taping her self kereokeeing
Mepitanswow did I spell that wrong
* DeRaptor grumbles.
* DeRaptor eats all the couches Meppy was gonna burn.
DeRaptorMep: cahoots, terribleclaw.com, now.
MepitansI only burn them because they are evil!
Mepitansso you got rid of them for me!
DeRaptorand their evil is in me now!
* DeRaptor runs.
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* jasoN jasons in
[jasoN SOUND]
jasoNyo.
DeRaptorN! Cahoots! Terribleclaw.com! Now!
jasoNer..ok
Mepitanswtf
Mepitansyou all are talking at one
Raven-XI need to go now
Mepitansonce
Raven-XI'll come back some time
jasoNcyareX
Raven-Xproably not tomorrow
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Mepitanslol!
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Mepitans"I can touch boobies whenever I want to"
* TServo4 looks up and still doesn't get it....
TServo4well my zoloft is kickin in so I gotta cyalls at the funnt farm later!
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MepitansLoc is a boobies dealer
* Locdog07 nods
DeRaptorBOOBIES!
*** DeRaptor changes topic to 'BOOBIES!'
Locdog07:DF
DeRaptoris that a hand?
Locdog07idunno
* Locdog07 has big boobies
DeRaptorHe has 8 big boobies.
* Locdog07 nods
Locdog07I'm like a milk vending machine.
DeRaptorfor puppies.
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Locdog07Yes, you are so sexy.
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Locdog07byeeee
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MepitansHQHAHHAS
Mepitansr
DeRaptormeppy went insane.
MepitansFlans must have felt stooopid
DeRaptorreally? whattid he do?
MepitansYOU'LL SEEEE]
MepitansAH
MepitansCaps locl
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* jasoN jasons in
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DarkonZeroSPOOF!
spyoramaDZ!
DeRaptorspy! come to cahoots!
spyoramaI'm downloadin, I'm downloadin'
spyoramakeep your pants on
spyoramaoh, wait....
spyoramayou don't wear any.
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jasoNnone of us do
jasoNin cahoots
spyoramain bed? ;)
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jasoNyup
spyoramastill downloadin'
spyoramahello?
spyoramaanyone?
jasoNhi
DarkonZeroHey!
jasoNde is weird
spyoramahow so?
spyoramaDe, how are you weird?
DarkonZeroSo weird...it's lovely.
jasoNif you could hear what i can hear, you wouldn't ask
spyoramaargh.
spyoramarebooting
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spyorama'kay
DarkonZeroWell....
DarkonZeroFire it up...and go to De's site
spyoramait is fired up
DeRaptorwb spy spy
* spyorama is still waiting to be impressed with cahoots
DarkonZeroSpy......click on the site name....and join Voice convo.
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Mepitanshi
Wendigohi
DarkonZeroHekko!
MepitansI DIDN'T EAT CHICKEN YET!
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MepitansYeah thats right
jasoNno it's not
jasoNmep you foo'
jasoNyou crazier then murdock!
Mepitansno foo is that crazy
jasoNyou are
jasoNhey mep
jasoNyou know something
jasoNi think i'm in love with wendigo
Wendigoo shit
jasoNit's true
jasoNi love you
Wendigoaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
MepitansI do too
jasoNi want to make love to you
Mepitansand I bet Loc does too
Wendigolmfao
spyoramaWendigo!
spyoramamy love!
* jasoN has intercoarse with wendigo before anyone else can
DeRaptoro_O
spyoramayou CHEAP HUSSY!
DeRaptorIntercoarse...you used steel wool?
jasoNyeah?
jasoNyup
DeRaptorthat's...disturbing.
Wendigoeat shit
* DeRaptor shows N a picture of Wendigo, who is a huge burly clown.
* jasoN drools
spyoramalook at that nose!
Wendigorofflmao
Wendigohe he
* jasoN honks wendigo's nose
jasoN*honk*
jasoN*honk*
MepitansN, Wendigo's a kinky on, you need to eat shit while in intercorse
Mepitanson=one
Wendigomy arent we entertaining
Wendigook thats enuf
jasoNi would do anything for wendigo
* spyorama gives Wendigo a costume to put on
spyoramaplease?
jasoNi love you
spyoramafor me?
jasoNi want you to be the mother of my children
* DeRaptor gives N a dachsund to see what he does with it.
spyoramaI've always wanted to get it on with a Fry Guy
jasoNspy, that's your future mother!
jasoNback off!!
jasoN15,2Quote added: 2,15 <spyorama> I've always wanted to get it on with a Fry Guy
jasoNwoohoo!
Wendigoyou assholes
Wendigotoo bad im not a man
Mepitanswill you be the mother of my chicken?
jasoNyou're not a man?!
Wendigoheh heh
spyoramahe's not
spyoramahe's an ADONIS!
* jasoN shows Wendigo his N
Wendigolol
jasoNit's not funny!!
spyoramashow him your squirrel!
Wendigofuck you
jasoNmy N is serious
DarkonZeroN's a fast mover and a smooth talker.
DeRaptoryes, Wendigo, I think that's what he wants.
jasoNde never laughedat my N...
spyoramaLoc did.
Wendigoyou people are really mental
DeRaptorBecause I never saw it, thank goodness.
spyoramaso how'd you draw it so accurately, De?
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor!
* /sound: unable to play 'krankor.wav'
* spyorama runs
jasoN<de> well, i've pictured it so many times....
Wendigonuts isnt it?
DarkonZeroCal's nuts?
DeRaptorOh...well, the one on his forehead we can't help but see.
DeRaptorDARKON, NOOO!
spyoramaDe, you're awfully silent....
Mepitansare you on cahoots?
DarkonZeroSoorrry!
Wendigomakes ya laugh
jasoNyeah de, do your dede binks!
spyoramaNO!!!!
MepitansAwww
MepitansI am missing it!
MepitansNOO!
jasoNahhaha
spyoramaN, you idiot!
Mepitansis someone taping this>
Mepitans?
jasoNsomeone should
Wendigoyep
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <EmprsHand> Ever have a conversation where you try to use as many quotes as possible? <jasoN> "yes i have" -jasoN * EmprsHand rolls her eyes at jason's response <jasoN> "remember the time i did this all night?" -jasoN <jasoN> "that was funny: -jasoN <jasoN> "yoda threatened my life" -jasoN <Rukh> "Yeah, I remember" -Rukh <jasoN> "hehe" -jasoN
spyorama  14Quote containing Tryp:  <TrypticonX> Fuck shit cunt cock clit assmaster rimjobber, right spyorama?
Wendigoaaaaahahaha
jasoN15No quotes containing 2wendigo15 were in my file.
Wendigowell at least you have mastered 1 syllable words
DeRaptor11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <DeRaptor> heehee. BLOOD!
DeRaptor11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 * DeRaptor wonders what's with the televangelist on the front of the tape meltingchucko sent her. <DeRaptor> he's marching around screaming about the holy ghost...and it freaked my sheet. <DeRaptor> I always thought the holy ghost was Sentroid after meeting with the business end of a nailgun.
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <Leia> This is retarded, what do genitals and Pussylickers have to do with Star Wars???
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <Timmyling> Heh...he to <Timmyling> ok off his shity. <Timmyling> oops! * Timmyling didn't mean to curse! Argh! shrit! dhirt! <Timmyling> shirt....noooooooooooooooo......
spyorama2Quote added: <jasoN> my N is serious
jasoNhehe
jasoN15,2Quote added: 2,15 <jasoN> my N is serious
jasoN2Quote:15,2 * Jaina puts the money in a safe place where it can't be stolen <Wookieegirl> your underwear? <Jaina> that's disgusting! <Wookieegirl> safe... <Wookieegirl> I'm not going there <Jaina> is that what -you- do with money? <Wookieegirl> that's for sure <jasoN> lol <jasoN> <Jaina> is that what -you- do with money? <jasoN> <Wookieegirl> that's for sure <Jaina> lololol * Wookieegirl glares at jason
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DeRaptorwell, there goes your one true love, N.
jasoNawww
jasoNmy heart will go on
DeRaptorguess you'll just have to name your dildo after him...
* DeRaptor runs.
DarkonZeroTHE HEELL?
DeRaptorokay, that was nasty, even for me.
DarkonZeroHELL even!
spyoramait was
Session Close: Fri May 26 00:00:00 2000

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