Session Start: Wed May 24 00:00:00 2000 | ||
Mepitans | pickanose | |
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Locdog07 | pikanose-and-chew | |
DarkonZero | Noo......BAD DEEP13'ers! | |
DarkonZero | Nooo! | |
* Locdog07 ducks and whimpers at DZ, pawing at his pants | ||
DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
* Locdog07 begs | ||
Locdog07 | Forgive me, master. | |
DeRaptor | AAAH! | |
DarkonZero | :| | |
DarkonZero | Well.....my show is over. | |
Locdog07 | The DZ Show? | |
DeRaptor | goodbye radio DZ | |
Locdog07 | bye D | |
Locdog07 | Z | |
DarkonZero | Urb refered to it as "The De and DZ show".........but then De broke the contract. | |
DarkonZero | And she walked out. | |
DeRaptor | I had to go because of my mom who is mean. | |
DarkonZero | That too. | |
Locdog07 | heheheh | |
Locdog07 | mean moms... | |
DarkonZero | I had fun...... | |
Locdog07 | With Urb? | |
DarkonZero | Thanks De....Cahoots was a good thing. | |
DarkonZero | Er...is. | |
DeRaptor | heehee | |
DarkonZero | Loc...don't go there. | |
Locdog07 | Thankyou, DeRaptor, for making us laugh about Cahoots... again. | |
DeRaptor | TMBG will not tell a lie | |
DarkonZero | Maybe next time....De will be off the booze. | |
Locdog07 | DeBoozer | |
DarkonZero | De was sorta grossed out by the answer I gave for Defie's question. | |
DarkonZero | Sorta? | |
DeRaptor | heeheehee | |
Locdog07 | Defie was in here? | |
DarkonZero | I mean completely. | |
DeRaptor | no, I think "vaguely" is more like it. | |
DarkonZero | Well....whatever. | |
DeRaptor | This place IS a haven for far worse sex quips, you know. | |
Locdog07 | Defie made a sex quip? | |
DarkonZero | I know... | |
DarkonZero | And I get irritated by it sometimes. | |
Locdog07 | Here, take this ointment | |
DarkonZero | Oh no...we lost Loc. | |
Locdog07 | It works wonders. | |
DarkonZero | BAD LOC! | |
DarkonZero | NO! | |
Locdog07 | O_O | |
DarkonZero | :\ | |
DarkonZero | I woulda sung some Monkees songs if I knew more than "Daydream Believer". | |
* Locdog07 is gonna be seeing Defie in jolly old England sometime soon | ||
Locdog07 | She and I were gonna be going to see Cats... idunno if that's the case anymore | |
DarkonZero | :| | |
DarkonZero | My lord... | |
Locdog07 | Whah? | |
DarkonZero | Oh...nothing. | |
Locdog07 | It's totally innocent, you jerk-head. | |
DarkonZero | No....going to see Cats. | |
Mepitans | get on cahoots while she's there | |
DeRaptor | heehee... | |
Locdog07 | o_O | |
Mepitans | and De can sing to her | |
Locdog07 | Wow. | |
DeRaptor | Yes I will sing Ana Ng. | |
Mepitans | or I can just play it! | |
DarkonZero | Meps......just yell "REEEED". | |
Mepitans | MUHAHAHAHHA | |
* Locdog07 starts downloading this thang | ||
Locdog07 | Not thong. | |
DarkonZero | We know. | |
Locdog07 | Meppy didn't, | |
DeRaptor | thongs! | |
DarkonZero | Well don't put me in the same category as Meps. | |
DeRaptor | I say we all wear thongs to the con. | |
Locdog07 | You'd prefer to be in De's category, DZ? | |
DarkonZero | Now there's an image. | |
DarkonZero | I wouldn't mind being near De's category. | |
DarkonZero | Wait... | |
Mepitans | who is going to the con? | |
Locdog07 | Yeah, you and your thing for De's category. | |
DarkonZero | I found that I can;t. | |
Locdog07 | I'm going, Mep. | |
DarkonZero | Loc...NO! | |
DarkonZero | BAD LOC! | |
* DeRaptor burps. | ||
Mepitans | De's category is drunked dinosaur | |
Locdog07 | o_O | |
Mepitans | drunken | |
Mepitans | hehe | |
Mepitans | not drunked | |
Locdog07 | De's category is big. She can't fit through the door it's so big. | |
Mepitans | I am so tired | |
DarkonZero | De sounded helluva drunk! | |
Locdog07 | I'm talking about her TAIL! | |
Mepitans | Yeah | |
Mepitans | and I sounded helluva REEEEEEEEEEED! | |
DarkonZero | I just talked alot. | |
DarkonZero | helluva alot. | |
Locdog07 | De is helluva drunk all the time. When sober, she's almost respectable.... unfortunately, that's never happened | |
DarkonZero | So true. | |
Locdog07 | It all started with an accident at birth involving a bottomless glass of beer and a rubber glove | |
DarkonZero | Hmmm..... | |
DarkonZero | Let's not go there. | |
Mepitans | We distract De from finishing her comic! | |
Locdog07 | At least nobody had to worry about sleepless nights with her crying and wailing in her bed. Instead she was hiccuping and singing. | |
DeRaptor | I have been drinking since birth! | |
DeRaptor | I am drawing my comic now. | |
DarkonZero | And drinking. | |
Mepitans | lol | |
Locdog07 | heheh | |
Mepitans | you will never have one done at 3(EST) again | |
* Locdog07 wonders if he got drunk that he could draw as good as De... | ||
Locdog07 | Maybe it's got something to do with loosening your mind of all doubt... by getting totally drunk. | |
Locdog07 | Pass me that beer. | |
* Locdog07 takes a long drink | ||
* Mepitans throws bears at Loc. | ||
* Locdog07 paints the Mona Lisa | ||
DarkonZero | I got really drunk once and never knew how well I cleanly pissed in the corner. | |
Locdog07 | AAAAAHHHH!! | |
Locdog07 | You can't cleanly piss. | |
Mepitans | they're canadian toO! | |
Locdog07 | toO! | |
DarkonZero | WelllI did. | |
DarkonZero | I pissed well I might add! | |
DarkonZero | The cat didn't like it...but oh well. | |
Locdog07 | Poor kitty. | |
Locdog07 | 98 percent... | |
DarkonZero | Ooooh. | |
DarkonZero | No one's on Cahoots. | |
DarkonZero | I was for about a minute.....then realized that De finally left. | |
Locdog07 | Awww... but... I just got it! | |
DarkonZero | Well....I'm back on. | |
* Locdog07 grumbles | ||
Locdog07 | Well, I gotta restart for it to install | |
*** Locdog07 has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) | ||
*** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
DeRaptor | lalalala | |
DeRaptor | you pissed on a kitty?! | |
DarkonZero | Yeah....what of it? | |
DeRaptor | poor kitty | |
DarkonZero | That's what the girl holding it said. | |
DarkonZero | That made no sence. | |
DarkonZero | sense... | |
DarkonZero | Whatever, | |
DarkonZero | period | |
DarkonZero | . | |
DarkonZero | I'm dumb....sorry. | |
* DarkonZero wants to get a piece of stromboli.... | ||
DarkonZero | Me am hungry. | |
DeRaptor | I like things | |
*** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
*** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13 | ||
* Locdog07 invisos into #Deep13 | ||
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
Locdog07 | okay nowe | |
Locdog07 | now, even | |
DarkonZero | WB. | |
Locdog07 | what now? | |
DarkonZero | Register by starting it up. | |
Locdog07 | I done that | |
DarkonZero | Then goto De's site. | |
DeRaptor | wb Mr. Dawg | |
Locdog07 | hwh | |
Mepitans | DZ | |
DarkonZero | What? | |
Mepitans | are you still on it/ | |
DarkonZero | Yes. | |
DarkonZero | I just got back on. | |
Locdog07 | Go to De's site? | |
* Locdog07 blinks | ||
DeRaptor | that's where they are. | |
Locdog07 | ok | |
DarkonZero | There ya are. | |
DeRaptor | that's what cahoots does, hooks you up with people based on the site you're at. | |
DarkonZero | right-click on De's domain in the list. | |
Locdog07 | I can't hear a thing | |
Locdog07 | oh | |
DarkonZero | and choose Goto Voice Conversation. | |
Mepitans | I bet tmbg.com has people | |
Locdog07 | JOIN US!!! | |
Mepitans | no | |
* Locdog07 whimpers | ||
Locdog07 | But we're lonely | |
Mepitans | there is ppl in the room | |
* Locdog07 is lonely | ||
Locdog07 | DZ is too. | |
Locdog07 | Heheh, DZ went "De... damn!" | |
DeRaptor | what did I do? | |
DarkonZero | Don't I always? | |
DarkonZero | We're talking about your incoherenetcy. | |
Locdog07 | and how you're stoned. | |
DarkonZero | And my misspellings. | |
Locdog07 | We want people talking to us! | |
Mepitans | you don't want me screaming REEEEED | |
Locdog07 | He's talking about the blowhole | |
DeRaptor | whales breathe through their blowholes. | |
Locdog07 | Heehee | |
* Locdog07 wants people to come and talk | ||
Locdog07 | DZ IS BELCHING! | |
DarkonZero | I HAVE TOO! | |
Locdog07 | You been farting down the mic, De? | |
Mepitans | ok | |
Mepitans | I can go back on | |
Locdog07 | yay | |
Locdog07 | Meppy's wearing a thong! | |
DeRaptor | no | |
Mepitans | I SAID WRONG! | |
Locdog07 | heheheheheh | |
DeRaptor | 0_0 | |
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
* /sound: unable to play 'krankor.wav' | ||
Mepitans | hehehhehe | |
Mepitans | Loc is eating his thing | |
* DeRaptor does a spit take. | ||
DeRaptor | Well...dogs are pretty flexible.... | |
Locdog07 | If you were there, De, you'd know. | |
Locdog07 | :D | |
DeRaptor | eep... | |
Locdog07 | DZ spanks girls | |
DarkonZero | Yes....yes I do. | |
DeRaptor | Little ones. | |
DarkonZero | Nice lovely ones.... | |
DarkonZero | Around my age. | |
DeRaptor | and little boys too. | |
DarkonZero | De... | |
* Locdog07 got spanked by DZ once | ||
DarkonZero | Please don't go there. | |
DarkonZero | Seriously. | |
Locdog07 | DZ is behind me. | |
DeRaptor | He babysits, see. | |
Locdog07 | heheh | |
DeRaptor | And the parents tell him to. | |
Mepitans | Uh oh! | |
Mepitans | no one guessed | |
* Locdog07 has to go do something, brb | ||
DarkonZero | No one will guess! | |
DarkonZero | De loves me as much as she loves a stick in the mud. | |
DarkonZero | Wait...I am a stick ing the mud. | |
DarkonZero | ing? | |
Mepitans | De, can you guess where I stuck my mic? | |
DarkonZero | Whatever. | |
DarkonZero | Meps! | |
DarkonZero | NO! | |
DeRaptor | Mep....no...wrong. | |
Mepitans | That can be the new game we play on Cahoots | |
DeRaptor | Take it out of there or no couch burning. | |
DarkonZero | No... | |
Mepitans | where is Mep sticking his mic | |
DarkonZero | No.... | |
DarkonZero | Well.... | |
DarkonZero | We had some fun tonight. | |
Locdog07 | Ok, back | |
Locdog07 | You were behind me the whole time, DZ. | |
DarkonZero | No... | |
DarkonZero | DON'T GO THERE! | |
DarkonZero | GEEZ! | |
DarkonZero | I would like to avoid that conversation. | |
DarkonZero | Ok? | |
DarkonZero | And now....silence..... | |
DarkonZero | Enjoy. | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
DeRaptor | silence is fun. | |
DarkonZero | I talk too damn much though. | |
DarkonZero | So I'd ruin the fun. | |
DarkonZero | And now my voice is out.......stupid me. | |
Locdog07 | heheh | |
Locdog07 | Even your voice knows your breath stinks | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.....so true. | |
DarkonZero | The mic was warping while I talked. | |
Locdog07 | o_O | |
Mepitans | was that really loud when I yelled RED? | |
DarkonZero | YES! | |
Mepitans | hehe | |
Mepitans | I finally got it in red | |
DarkonZero | I got a bit of feedback. | |
Mepitans | I was so proud | |
Mepitans | lol | |
Mepitans | I am going to put in Being John Malcavich | |
Locdog07 | whooo | |
Mepitans | you like movie? | |
DarkonZero | So...this is "good night"? | |
Mepitans | Wellll.. | |
Mepitans | ICQ me if I am needed | |
Mepitans | let me get on | |
DarkonZero | I gotta get going.....later all. I work at 9 this morning. | |
Mepitans | HEY! | |
Mepitans | Prince | |
Mepitans | Is | |
Mepitans | Prince | |
Mepitans | agaIN! | |
Locdog07 | oooh, Ebert reviews Dinosaur... | |
Mepitans | WOW! | |
Mepitans | It is 4:25 | |
Mepitans | 15 | |
Mepitans | not 25 | |
Mepitans | night | |
Mepitans | night | |
DarkonZero | Good night all. | |
Locdog07 | Bye Amazing Meppy | |
DeRaptor | um...g'nite, Mep. | |
Mepitans | HEY! | |
DeRaptor | ...he SLEEPS? | |
Mepitans | I no sleep | |
Mepitans | NO | |
DeRaptor | Oh. | |
Mepitans | I am going to watch a movie | |
DarkonZero | I'm the one. | |
DeRaptor | night Darkon | |
Locdog07 | heheheh | |
Locdog07 | Bye DZ | |
DarkonZero | I'm the one that's lea....er...oh. | |
DarkonZero | Bye again. | |
DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
*** Disconnected | ||
Session Close: Wed May 24 01:14:23 2000 | ||
Session Start: Wed May 24 02:42:35 2000 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is 'They tell us that...we lost our wings...evolving down...from flying things...are we not birds? (we are dinos) are we not birds? (D-I-N-O) <DarKrow> I'm a bird... not a dino <DeRaptor> You is both, silly DK.' | ||
*** Set by DeRaptor on Mon May 22 21:31:21 | ||
*** Disconnected | ||
Session Close: Wed May 24 02:42:46 2000 | ||
Session Start: Wed May 24 20:14:03 2000 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is '<DarKrow> I can't replace my groin ass' | ||
*** Set by Locdog07 on Wed May 24 18:45:58 | ||
IncredibleMeltingMan | So funny you can paste the URL over and over... | |
KatLady | hello DZ. | |
DarkonZero | Hey! | |
DarkonZero | And HEKKO! | |
IncredibleMeltingMan | Hey there, Darkon! | |
Locdog07 | Heya DZ | |
DarkonZero | Well.....what the gist? | |
Locdog07 | Watch out for Urb | |
DarkonZero | Why? | |
KatLady | he rides bulls and goes flying across the room | |
DarkonZero | Well....to each their own. | |
KatLady | heh | |
UrbanD | hello DZ. | |
UrbanD | me? | |
UrbanD | i do not. | |
UrbanD | that was that idiot CalCrowe | |
KatLady | oh right. | |
KatLady | if I even have to drink so much as another drop of pepsi, I think I'll pass out. | |
Locdog07 | Boot. | |
UrbanD | pepsi? | |
UrbanD | *koff* | |
KatLady | yeah. nothin else in the house to drink | |
UrbanD | and 2 gets you toasted. | |
KatLady | whoope for me | |
UrbanD | qht? | |
UrbanD | *kjoff* | |
Locdog07 | WTG?!? | |
UrbanD | brt, | |
UrbanD | B! | |
Locdog07 | So what's up, B! | |
IncredibleMeltingMan | Watchin' the game, havin' a bud. | |
KatLady | I don't understand meaningless letters. speak english. | |
IncredibleMeltingMan | k | |
KatLady | no you melty, I meant Loc. | |
Locdog07 | no you. | |
Locdog07 | I no you. You were me, before. | |
KatLady | oh no. must we bring that up again? | |
Locdog07 | Yes, my evil twin. | |
*** Raven-X is on IRC | ||
*** Raven-X has joined #deep13 | ||
Raven-X | hello everyone | |
Locdog07 | Hey Rave. | |
KatLady | I'd die before I was your evil twin Loc. | |
KatLady | heya Rave. | |
DarkonZero | RUBE! | |
DarkonZero | Er..... | |
DarkonZero | RAVEN! | |
Locdog07 | ROOD! | |
* Raven-X is patiently waiting for Baulder's Gate to come out for DC | ||
DarkonZero | Get it for the puter! | |
DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
UrbanD | hello raZ | |
Raven-X | I already have it | |
UrbanD | raXC | |
Raven-X | for computer | |
* Locdog07 is patiently waiting for Perfect Dark to come out in England... gawd... June 30th.. | ||
UrbanD | raX (there we go!) | |
KatLady | yeah. it has great graphics | |
Raven-X | hehehe | |
Raven-X | PD is gonna suck, compared OutRigger | |
Locdog07 | Yes, well, I have no taste, plus I'm lonely. | |
Raven-X | OutRigger is the ultimate deathmatch arcade game | |
UrbanD | wee hee hee! | |
UrbanD | i have a new .wav sound ^_^ | |
Locdog07 | good one | |
KatLady | aww poor poochie is lonely. | |
Locdog07 | Yes, very. | |
Raven-X | sheesh, are computer software developers stupid, for some reason I see Baulder's Gate listed as a game that might come out for PSX | |
Locdog07 | Baulder... what kinda goofy name is that.,.. | |
Raven-X | that game will suck on PSX | |
KatLady | yeah. puter games have better graphics than PSX | |
Raven-X | hehehe, I found out John Travolta is a scientologist last week | |
Locdog07 | Good one. | |
Locdog07 | So is tom curze. | |
KatLady | what?!! | |
UrbanD | tom curze is a scientologist?!?!?! | |
Locdog07 | Yep. | |
Raven-X | hehehe | |
KatLady | for some odd reason everyone thinks I look like Tom Cruze. | |
UrbanD | you didn't know Travolta was RaX? That Battlefield Earth is basically a Scientology-funded movie | |
Raven-X | Tom is a scientologist? heh my mom said "Tom cruise can be one, but not John, this is the most depressing news yet" | |
UrbanD | O_O | |
Locdog07 | Your mom is reading this, Rave? | |
UrbanD | why do chicks like Travolta over Cruise? | |
Raven-X | no | |
Locdog07 | HEY RAVE'S MOM!!!! YOU SUCK!!!! oh... | |
Raven-X | she found out on "Today" show | |
IncredibleMeltingMan | Because Cruise is gay? | |
UrbanD | i'd do Tom Curze anyday. Travolta's some fat beer belly guy. | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
* Locdog07 looks at Urb | ||
Raven-X | heh I didn't know Urb was that way | |
Locdog07 | Fat is sexy. | |
UrbanD | seriously tho. Curze reeks of sex, Travolta reeks of... like, beer and pork rinds | |
Raven-X | heh | |
UrbanD | and i'll take sex over beer & pork rinds any day. | |
Raven-X | Travolta I thought reeked of polyester clothes | |
Locdog07 | What??? | |
UrbanD | huh? | |
Locdog07 | Cruise reeks of Nicole Kidman. | |
Raven-X | heh | |
UrbanD | *shudder* | |
UrbanD | 3some. mmm. | |
Raven-X | isn't she Austrailian? | |
UrbanD | Nicole's HOT. | |
* Locdog07 looks at Urb | ||
IncredibleMeltingMan | Yikes..... | |
UrbanD | no dude, she's married. | |
UrbanD | hahahaha, get it? like i'm thinking Australian means Lesbian. get it>? hahaha | |
Locdog07 | You like any woman who has less than four brain cells, Urb. | |
UrbanD | O_@ | |
Raven-X | heh, so what | |
UrbanD | uh, looks have nothing to do with braincells, dude | |
Raven-X | heh | |
Locdog07 | Oh... you think women are attractive.. I see. | |
Raven-X | she must be easy to get in bed with her | |
Locdog07 | she gets in bed with herself? | |
UrbanD | i'm attracted to tits and ass. i can't see a woman's brain and be attracted to it. | |
* Locdog07 looks at Urb and shakes his head | ||
Raven-X | heh | |
* Locdog07 then shakes his tits and his ass | ||
* Locdog07 giggles | ||
IncredibleMeltingMan | WHOOO!!!!!! | |
UrbanD | O_+ | |
UrbanD | wooo! | |
Raven-X | its all about the external organs | |
* UrbanD sticks a fistful of dollar bills in the air | ||
IncredibleMeltingMan | GOOD TIMES! | |
KatLady | you mean have some freaky conversations. | |
* Sound request: can't find 'smell.wav' | ||
[UrbanD SOUND] | ||
*** Locdog07 changes topic to '<DarKrow> I can't replace my groin ass <Raven-X> its all about the external organs' | ||
KatLady | you men have some freaky conversations | |
Locdog07 | Thankyou, woman. | |
IncredibleMeltingMan | Did I ever tell you that I know a weiner man, Kat? | |
Raven-X | Kat it almost sounded as if you were a guy | |
Locdog07 | heheheh | |
DarkonZero | I try to stay outta them as much as possible now. | |
Raven-X | <KatLady> for some odd reason everyone thinks I look like Tom Cruze. | |
IncredibleMeltingMan | Oh wow! | |
KatLady | no melty. how big is this weiner man's thingie? hehe. joking. | |
DarkonZero | Stupid conversations. | |
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
UrbanD | O_O | |
Locdog07 | ... | |
UrbanD | funnt! ^_^ | |
Raven-X | what's this UrbanD? | |
[UrbanD SOUND] | ||
Locdog07 | It's a very unfunny person. | |
UrbanD | you'll see RaX | |
[UrbanD SOUND] | ||
UrbanD | that's not me, loc. | |
[Raven-X SOUND] | ||
Locdog07 | Oh, sorry. It's a hilarious person. | |
UrbanD | ass. | |
Raven-X | what the hell is this/ | |
Raven-X | ? | |
UrbanD | a sound. | |
DarkonZero | That sounds like Loc on one of his good days. | |
[UrbanD SOUND] | ||
KatLady | heehee. I love listening to men's conversations. they're just so interesting. | |
UrbanD | done now, everyone heard. | |
* Locdog07 looks at DZ | ||
Locdog07 | Remember Mep's thong? | |
Raven-X | heh I actualy liked Battle Field Earth, but it didn't sucker me into scientology, so I guess the 2 hour brainwash session didn't work | |
DarkonZero | No...I don't wanna. | |
Locdog07 | He stuck the microphone somewhere. | |
KatLady | eew! | |
DarkonZero | He wants to make that a permanent game. | |
Locdog07 | yep | |
[UrbanD SOUND] | ||
Locdog07 | Along with REEEEEEED!!! | |
[IncredibleMeltingMan SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | I just want to start my show. | |
DarkonZero | Like anyone would listen. | |
IncredibleMeltingMan | What? | |
Locdog07 | Where? | |
Locdog07 | When? | |
KatLady | I have to go now. seeya all later! | |
Locdog07 | Bye kitty. | |
IncredibleMeltingMan | Goodbye, KatLady. You were enjoyed. | |
DarkonZero | Bye Kat. | |
Locdog07 | You should get Cahoots, Melt | |
Locdog07 | Then we can all talk to each other real easy | |
DarkonZero | Literally talk. | |
KatLady | aww how sweet. Loc called me kitty. bye everybody. | |
*** KatLady has quit IRC (Client exited) | ||
*** KatLady has left IRC | ||
* Locdog07 drowns the kitty | ||
DarkonZero | Nice timing/ | |
UrbanD | i would dz | |
*** `Dolphin has joined #Deep13 | ||
UrbanD | idunno how it'd work, but i'd listen :) | |
UrbanD | uhhhhh | |
UrbanD | hi Dolphi | |
`Dolphin | hey | |
Locdog07 | Hi Dol | |
`Dolphin | ;) | |
* UrbanD chases Dolphin with a sharpened pencil | ||
Raven-X | shouldn't you be in Nintendo's headquaters? | |
DarkonZero | Wait.....it's `Dol! | |
UrbanD | YOUR TUNA OR YOUR LIFE! | |
* `Dolphin grinz | ||
UrbanD | i'm just teasing. | |
UrbanD | where are you from, Dolphin? | |
`Dolphin | itz cool ;) | |
Raven-X | heh | |
`Dolphin | indiana | |
`Dolphin | how about you guyz? | |
DarkonZero | `Dolphin is Sweet and also Sexy. | |
`Dolphin | lol @ darkon | |
UrbanD | <Jimmy Pop> yummy down on this! | |
DarkonZero | I always get laughed at. | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
Locdog07 | That could be your show, D | |
Locdog07 | DZ | |
* `Dolphin kisses karkon on da cheek........better? | ||
UrbanD | yeah you do. | |
`Dolphin | ;o}*~ | |
Locdog07 | "Come Laugh At DZ!" | |
DarkonZero | A little. | |
UrbanD | O_O | |
`Dolphin | lol | |
Raven-X | yeah he does, I think I laughed at DZ when he asked when Power Stone would come out for PSX | |
UrbanD | male or female, Dolphin? | |
Locdog07 | Lipstick on your butt, DZ. | |
`Dolphin | female | |
UrbanD | ah. | |
UrbanD | one of those. | |
`Dolphin | where's everyone from? | |
`Dolphin | hey now | |
Raven-X | heh, pick one ok | |
DarkonZero | Loc said I sound so frickin' American. | |
UrbanD | CA | |
UrbanD | where are you from DZ? | |
Raven-X | GU | |
UrbanD | rnt u American? | |
Locdog07 | I'm from Monogolia. | |
Raven-X | and GU isn't Georgia | |
Locdog07 | Mongolia | |
DarkonZero | I've from "The Meadows" in Nevada. | |
DarkonZero | I've to I'm | |
UrbanD | oh. | |
UrbanD | so whats wrong with being told you sound American? | |
Raven-X | well if you can spell Mongolia its obvious your not from there | |
DarkonZero | Nothing....but when it's coming from Loc. | |
UrbanD | ... | |
UrbanD | well, anything from loc is insulting. | |
* Locdog07 farts | ||
DarkonZero | I know. | |
UrbanD | true.. true. | |
UrbanD | o_< | |
`Dolphin | how old is everyone? | |
UrbanD | 4 | |
Raven-X | spell american <Typical_American>A-m-a-i-r-k-a-n | |
DarkonZero | I'm the elder of this little band of stupids. | |
UrbanD | uh, are you calling us uneducated, RaX? | |
`Dolphin | how old, darkon? | |
Locdog07 | Dolphin wants some cyber sex with DZ. | |
Raven-X | no just saying a typical American can't spell it | |
DarkonZero | Let's just say I'm between 23...and 25. | |
UrbanD | you mean stereotypical American. | |
Raven-X | heh watch out DZ, you might get another restraining order | |
UrbanD | from your point of view : P | |
Raven-X | heh | |
`Dolphin | cyber sex is pointless....why should i sit in front of a computer screen and get off to letters when i could have the real thing? | |
DarkonZero | Stupid lawsuits. | |
UrbanD | DZ's the only person who has multiple restraining orders... from the same person! | |
Locdog07 | Dolphin... you want the real thing with DZ?!? | |
UrbanD | O_O | |
* `Dolphin just smirks and shakes her head @ loc | ||
Raven-X | I'm still surprised some people don't even know who the hell Al Gore is, there should be a law preventing stupid people from voting | |
UrbanD | you realize he's hairy, right? | |
Locdog07 | Suuuuuuure. | |
* Locdog07 shaves DZ | ||
`Dolphin | lol | |
Locdog07 | Wow... you have about three butts. | |
UrbanD | i mean, like Chewbacca Wolverine and Hong Kong Phooey all in one. | |
Raven-X | dahhhhh | |
`Dolphin | ;) | |
Raven-X | that's a hairy SOB | |
UrbanD | his hair has hair growing out of it! | |
DarkonZero | I'm hairy? | |
DarkonZero | Since when? | |
UrbanD | you are now. | |
UrbanD | now. | |
DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
UrbanD | enjoy it. | |
DarkonZero | Not really. | |
Raven-X | he doesn't have Jeff Goldblume hair does he, the black insect hairs? | |
UrbanD | Barkleyt. | |
UrbanD | Barkley. | |
`Dolphin | hah | |
UrbanD | black... insect hairs? | |
Raven-X | I assume you never saw "The Fly" | |
`Dolphin | raven: i got it even if no one else did | |
UrbanD | not the whole thing, no. bits and pieces. and i don't remember details of it :) | |
UrbanD | too bad you don't matter, Dolphin :) | |
UrbanD | (kidding, kidding) | |
`Dolphin | yeah too bad eh? | |
Raven-X | heh your nasty today | |
UrbanD | me>? | |
UrbanD | i'm just playin :) | |
UrbanD | as always :) | |
`Dolphin | as am i | |
* Locdog07 pushes DZ and Dolph into a closet together | ||
DarkonZero | Thanks Loc. | |
UrbanD | no, i think you're more being played _with_ .. by DZ! | |
Raven-X | ahh, see UrbanD is just playin' cause he watches Bill Bilami movies to much, like Players | |
* `Dolphin raises an eyebrow @ loc | ||
UrbanD | <Jim Ross> It's the Dolphin Eyebrow! | |
*** Piano has joined #Deep13 | ||
Locdog07 | wow | |
Raven-X | heh | |
`Dolphin | *smirk* | |
UrbanD | hello Pianist | |
Raven-X | hey its Piano, from The Piano | |
DarkonZero | Now we gots ua a Piano! | |
DarkonZero | ua? | |
*** Piano is now known as Mepitans | ||
*** Mepitans is on IRC | ||
* Locdog07 shoots the piano | ||
* UrbanD plays Piano | ||
Locdog07 | No we don't. | |
DarkonZero | MEPS! | |
* `Dolphin walks over and plays the piano | ||
UrbanD | DAH! | |
Raven-X | hey Dolphin can you play naked for me? | |
Locdog07 | The piano is in a thong!!! | |
Raven-X | oh never mind | |
* UrbanD plays Mepitans | ||
DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
DarkonZero | :| | |
UrbanD | <Sysqo> that thong thong thongthongthong | |
Mepitans | uhhh | |
IncredibleMeltingMan | Hi there, Meppers | |
[IncredibleMeltingMan SOUND] | ||
[UrbanD SOUND] | ||
Locdog07 | <Sisko> That thong thong thong thongthongthongthong... ensign. | |
`Dolphin | play naked for you? hmmm naked twister? | |
UrbanD | with the golden girls? | |
Raven-X | I was tlaking about the Piano | |
UrbanD | o_O | |
`Dolphin | gee, why not | |
DarkonZero | Cahoots anyone....or later? | |
Locdog07 | Letter. | |
UrbanD | oofah! | |
Raven-X | we are all in cahoots | |
* `Dolphin strips down to nothing and plays the piano | ||
Raven-X | heh | |
IncredibleMeltingMan | Butter. | |
Locdog07 | Wow, there really IS nothing. | |
UrbanD | you just wanna talk and show off you American voice, DZ :) | |
DarkonZero | Yes... | |
DarkonZero | Pretty much. | |
Raven-X | oy my goodness | |
* Locdog07 stuffs a sock in DZ's mouth | ||
[UrbanD SOUND] | ||
* `Dolphin sneaks off to her own lil corner | ||
UrbanD | O_O | |
Raven-X | sorry the Million Mom March commercial is on TV right now | |
Mepitans | no sounds on new comp | |
UrbanD | i dont get it. | |
DarkonZero | Loc is gagging me.....and it isn't for anything for my benefit. | |
Raven-X | talk abotu a rip off of, the Million Man March | |
UrbanD | is that the one with that fat cow Rosie? | |
UrbanD | against guns? | |
Raven-X | no Oprah | |
Mepitans | are you on cahoots? | |
Raven-X | shes even fatter | |
UrbanD | meanwhile, she's the spokesperson for K-Mart, which sells guns and ammo? | |
UrbanD | Rosie O'Donnell is a big fat hypocrite. | |
Raven-X | she expands contracts, and expands again, shes like a friggin ballon | |
Raven-X | balloon | |
Locdog07 | A friggin' Malon | |
Raven-X | heh | |
UrbanD | they hire at carnivals for people to guess how many jellybeans you can fit in her head. | |
UrbanD | why no sounds, Mep Mep? | |
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Locdog07 | Spy | |
Raven-X | I think only 2 jelly beans can fit into Rosie's skull cavity | |
[UrbanD SOUND] | ||
spyorama | Loc. | |
IncredibleMeltingMan | Hey there, spy. | |
* Locdog07 strips spy | ||
DarkonZero | The Cahoots server is at #Deep13.org! | |
UrbanD | ugh. | |
* spyorama gets dressed | ||
UrbanD | DZ, get a domain... set up a lil website... and make it homebase to your radio show :) | |
* `Dolphin yawns | ||
DarkonZero | SPYROGRAPH! | |
UrbanD | i'll even do the website part for you :) | |
Raven-X | heh, Million Mom March, gimme me a break, I bet only 4 overweight moms will be there | |
* spyorama sells nude pictures of Loc. | ||
UrbanD | Million Pound Mom March | |
Raven-X | heh | |
DarkonZero | spy....no. | |
UrbanD | 4 moms @ 250 lb apiece | |
DarkonZero | Bad spy. | |
* UrbanD buys a nude picture of Loc | ||
UrbanD | ooo! only $1.99, bargain prices! | |
Raven-X | at least the Million Man March, was a Million Man March, at they didn't advertise on national TV either | |
* UrbanD looks at it | ||
* Locdog07 just strips and lets everyone see it for free | ||
UrbanD | eew. you get what you pay for. | |
Raven-X | talk about a bunch of hype | |
Raven-X | that's sick Loc, no one wants to see your sagging nipples | |
UrbanD | hahgaha | |
UrbanD | hey, i do! | |
Locdog07 | I did. | |
*** `Dolphin has left #Deep13 | ||
* spyorama wonders if we scared the dolphin | ||
* spyorama looks at the topic | ||
spyorama | someone should add a "Dolphin Safe" joke. | |
* spyorama glares at Loc. | ||
UrbanD | i chased her with a pencil & asked for her tuna or her life. | |
Locdog07 | bleh bleh bleh | |
DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
DarkonZero | Interesting..... | |
DarkonZero | Now.....tell us about your life away from the hole..... | |
Locdog07 | Hey... leave my 'hole out of this. | |
DarkonZero | Well........aggressive tendencies about his hole. | |
UrbanD | but your hole is so big, it deserves a mention | |
Raven-X | heh | |
spyorama | and Urb would know. | |
Raven-X | "Worlds biggest hole" | |
UrbanD | <Kurt Angle> It's true, it's true. | |
Raven-X | does it serve as its own bottomless pit? | |
DarkonZero | We killed Meps. | |
DarkonZero | Nice one. | |
* UrbanD resurrects Mepitans with the kiss of life | ||
UrbanD | GAH!! | |
* UrbanD burns off his lips | ||
spyorama | eww | |
Raven-X | heh | |
spyorama | you kissed a dead body | |
spyorama | freak. | |
Raven-X | Necro | |
Raven-X | Pheliac | |
UrbanD | so? | |
Raven-X | I think that's the term | |
UrbanD | corpses put up the least struggle | |
Raven-X | heh | |
Raven-X | ewwww | |
Raven-X | I mean if it was a doll that looked like Mep then it might have been acceptable | |
UrbanD | o_O | |
UrbanD | it doesn't have the same feel | |
* spyorama opens Raven's closet and finds a Mep doll. | ||
UrbanD | even if it is the "bloated" version of the doll. | |
* Locdog07 just spanks Urb | ||
Raven-X | heh | |
Raven-X | I think Urb got arroused from that | |
spyorama | nah. he probably got aroused, though. | |
Raven-X | heh | |
Raven-X | same thing | |
[UrbanD SOUND] | ||
Raven-X | alright I need to get going, I want to finish Baulder's Gate sometime in my life time | |
UrbanD | 9,1 Deep13 Thought: 9,9 1,1 9,9 1,1 1,9 I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary. 1,9 | |
UrbanD | bye bye rav rav | |
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Locdog07 | The worm... | |
* UrbanD does the worm | ||
Locdog07 | Good one. | |
UrbanD | WAAAAZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPP! | |
* spyorama stabs Urb. | ||
spyorama | I mean...HAHAHAHAHA | |
UrbanD | ow. | |
UrbanD | hey, quit it. | |
*** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
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*** ChanServ sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
* DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe. | ||
IncredibleMeltingMan | De! | |
DeRaptor | hey hey hey! | |
spyorama | De! | |
UrbanD | hello de. | |
DeRaptor | how ARE ya? | |
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spyorama | I be fine. | |
DarkonZero | DEF! | |
UrbanD | feb | |
DeRaptor | gak! | |
* DeRaptor goes on napster to look for the naughty popeye song that was on the radio. | ||
Locdog07 | Good one, De. You scared Melt away. | |
UrbanD | popeye naughty? | |
DeRaptor | damn...I must be super scary. | |
UrbanD | what radio is THIS ? O_O | |
DeRaptor | www.kpig.com I think | |
* spyorama asks De if that 3ft Dino was a guy or gal. more importantly, why is it only wearing shorts? | ||
Locdog07 | It's making a statement | |
UrbanD | o_O | |
UrbanD | what 3ft dino? | |
DarkonZero | Dinos need pants. | |
spyorama | the one in my pants, Urb. | |
DeRaptor | I think it was a guy...I believe I used "he" in there somewhere. | |
UrbanD | www.dinopants.com | |
*** jasoN is on IRC | ||
Locdog07 | It's showing us how our feeble government structure is gonna collapse and then it'll dance in the ruins. Or it just likes wearing pants. | |
*** jasoN has joined #Deep13 | ||
* jasoN jasons in | ||
[jasoN SOUND] | ||
DeRaptor | Hey N | |
Locdog07 | jquote, search oh popeye | |
jasoN | 15No quote containing 2oh popeye15 were in my file. | |
jasoN | yo. | |
UrbanD | hekko N | |
DarkonZero | N! | |
DeRaptor | 11,2Wacky Random #Deep13 Quote With "oh, popeye!" In It: 2,11<MeltingMan> Popeye all night! <DeRaptor> that's what olive oyl likes...I'll shut up now. <MeltingMan> Oh wow! <DeRaptor> "OH, POPEYE!" 11,2 quotes found: 1 | |
DarkonZero | YOU FEEB! | |
Locdog07 | d'oh | |
DarkonZero | YOu should hear the naughty Speed Racer theme. | |
jasoN | yah, shuddup | |
[jasoN SOUND] | ||
[UrbanD SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | I hada CD of it once.... | |
* spyorama punches N | ||
spyorama | hiya | |
jasoN | what is that? | |
* jasoN kicks spy | ||
jasoN | hey | |
UrbanD | oh hell yea, speed racer remix rules | |
UrbanD | it's a sound, N | |
*** IncredibleMeltingMan is on IRC | ||
*** IncredibleMeltingMan has joined #Deep13 | ||
IncredibleMeltingMan | Darnit. | |
Locdog07 | wb | |
DarkonZero | MEL! | |
jasoN | hello charles | |
IncredibleMeltingMan | Thanks. | |
jasoN | or should i call you Edible Mel | |
Locdog07 | Eddie Bell-Mel | |
IncredibleMeltingMan | Charles........so formal. | |
[UrbanD SOUND] | ||
Locdog07 | Charlie. | |
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Locdog07 | wb | |
DarkonZero | Uh oh.... | |
IncredibleMeltingMan | wb, De. | |
UrbanD | hahaha | |
UrbanD | <DieRaptor> I LUFE REDSHIT! | |
*** Locdog07 sets mode: +o DieRaptor | ||
* Mepitans Dies the Raptor pink | ||
*** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by DieRaptor))) | ||
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*** DieRaptor is now known as DeRaptor | ||
*** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Bled For Days"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Static-X14,16,0.6,0 | ||
* DeRaptor grumbles. | ||
DeRaptor | hello again. | |
Mepitans | HAHA GET IT DIE RAPTOR..AND I DIED YOU AHAHAHAHHA! | |
DeRaptor | she used to be made out of molybdenum. :P http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/loth/d/u/dugan/crowbie.jpg.html | |
* UrbanD kills Mep | ||
DarkonZero | I died you? | |
* Locdog07 dyes De's feathers green | ||
Mepitans | yes I know it is Dye | |
DeRaptor | hey! | |
Mepitans | buy | |
Mepitans | I do not care! | |
* DeRaptor dies Loc pink. | ||
UrbanD | PinkDog? | |
Locdog07 | Oh, this is such a fab color, darling. | |
UrbanD | PinkLoc? | |
UrbanD | O_O | |
UrbanD | he.... enjoys it. | |
Locdog07 | Who wouldn't enjoy this fabulous shading? | |
[UrbanD SOUND] | ||
UrbanD | well, me for one. | |
spyorama | "Do you love me, or am I just another piece of meat to you?" | |
spyorama | "I'm a Velociraptor! Everybody's just a piece of meat to me!" | |
* spyorama hugs brunching.com | ||
Locdog07 | Mmmmm... meat. | |
UrbanD | ??? | |
* UrbanD hugs uglies.com | ||
* Locdog07 hugs clownpenis.fart | ||
UrbanD | O_+ | |
UrbanD | clown makeup eyes | |
UrbanD | hahaha | |
UrbanD | +_+ | |
* UrbanD hums circus music | ||
spyorama | or, as he likes to call it, "songs from home." | |
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
* /sound: unable to play 'krankor.wav' | ||
UrbanD | uh... thanks spy? | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Wisconsin Death Trip"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Static-X14,16,0.6,0 | ||
* UrbanD is listening to :: The Mighty Mighty BossToneS - Enter Sandman :: | ||
* Locdog07 enters Sandman.. | ||
Locdog07 | Woooooooow... | |
spyorama | ewwww | |
UrbanD | from behind? | |
DarkonZero | Loc.... | |
DarkonZero | :| | |
* DeRaptor cringes. | ||
IncredibleMeltingMan | Oh no..... | |
Locdog07 | Enter Weinerman | |
DarkonZero | I'd say we'd have a intervention with Loc.....but he might think a orgy is starting. | |
Locdog07 | It isn't? | |
DarkonZero | See. | |
spyorama | No, Loc. | |
Locdog07 | Darn. | |
UrbanD | woo. | |
Locdog07 | Why you all nude then? | |
UrbanD | haha. | |
* spyorama kindly asks Loc to pull his pants back up | ||
* UrbanD clothes himself | ||
DeRaptor | I never wear pants! | |
* UrbanD pulls up spy's pants for him | ||
* Locdog07 grumbles and pulls his pants back up | ||
* DeRaptor blinks. | ||
DarkonZero | I'm naturally naked. | |
* DeRaptor runs. | ||
UrbanD | O_O | |
DarkonZero | Wait... | |
* Locdog07 puts Mep's thong back on | ||
DarkonZero | I mean clothed. | |
* UrbanD trips NakeDeRaptor | ||
spyorama | right, de. your Raptor friend wears pants, though | |
spyorama | so why don't you? | |
IncredibleMeltingMan | He has tiny pants..... | |
DeRaptor | tiny leetle pants! | |
* DeRaptor wonders if the Timmyling wears tiny pants. | ||
DarkonZero | De is being a rebel. | |
* Locdog07 wears tiny pants | ||
Locdog07 | In fact, sometimes it even looks like I don't have pants on | |
DeRaptor | Pants...who needs 'em? | |
Locdog07 | But I assure you... I have them on. | |
* spyorama raises his hand | ||
spyorama | I need 'em. | |
* Locdog07 puts pants on spy's head | ||
spyorama | otherwise it's all drafty 'n' stuff | |
UrbanD | De, did you find that song? | |
DeRaptor | not yet. | |
DeRaptor | It's called "Reggae Popeye". | |
UrbanD | dern. | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
Locdog07 | yikes | |
UrbanD | lemme know if u do | |
DeRaptor | And I don't think anybody on napster has it. | |
* DeRaptor sulks. | ||
UrbanD | oh, ok. ill search a server too | |
* Sound request: can't find 'popeye.wav' | ||
[IncredibleMeltingMan SOUND] | ||
DeRaptor | 11,2Wacky Random #Deep13 Quote With "popeye" In It: 2,11<MeltingMan> Popeye all night! <DeRaptor> that's what olive oyl likes...I'll shut up now. <MeltingMan> Oh wow! <DeRaptor> "OH, POPEYE!" 11,2 quotes found: 1 | |
DarkonZero | Mysteria wants to play ping pong too damn much! | |
Locdog07 | Popeye had nice muscles. | |
* spyorama steals Mysteria's ping-pong ball | ||
UrbanD | damn. | |
IncredibleMeltingMan | I gotta go now... | |
Locdog07 | Bye Melty!!! | |
DarkonZero | Bye Mel. | |
spyorama | bye, melt | |
UrbanD | bye bye melt melt | |
IncredibleMeltingMan | Bye, everyone! | |
DeRaptor | awwww...bya | |
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* DeRaptor eats Mysteria's damned ping pong ball. | ||
UrbanD | natch, he lives mid-transfer | |
UrbanD | leaves | |
spyorama | hey@ | |
* Locdog07 lost his ping-pong ball | ||
spyorama | !, even | |
spyorama | I was playin' with that ball! | |
DeRaptor | http://www.chattanooga.net/comedy/pastmm.htm | |
DarkonZero | Loc's ball.....or Mysteria's? | |
spyorama | mysteria's | |
DarkonZero | Ok...good. | |
UrbanD | Mysterias | |
UrbanD | hee hee, this guy takes credit for popeye remixes de? | |
* spyorama imagines Popeye and Moby getting together | ||
spyorama | HAHAHAHAHAHA | |
UrbanD | ugh | |
UrbanD | why the hell does this guy's site redirect to a Wav of him saying his name? | |
UrbanD | spy, quick, whats that one cool song by Moby? | |
DeRaptor | Idunno. | |
spyorama | because he's evil. | |
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* jasoNic jasons in | ||
[jasoNic SOUND] | ||
UrbanD | the slow one. | |
DeRaptor | Here, I'll send people the clip. | |
Locdog07 | jquote, search peer | |
jasoNic | 2Quote containing peer:15,2 * DeRaptor looks up "jason" in the dictionary. *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Read error to DeRaptor[pm3-91.mry.redshift.com]: Connection reset by peer) <jasoN> lol! | |
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UrbanD | "hey! ..... wooomaaaaahn" etc etc etc. | |
UrbanD | LOLOL! | |
Locdog07 | greid = WOMAN?!? | |
jasoNic | there goes one cool guy.. | |
DarkonZero | Nic! | |
* Sound request: can't find 'spinach.wav' | ||
[DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
UrbanD | 1,9<UrbanD> greid = WOMAN!? | |
* spyorama attaches a "kick me" sign to N on his way out | ||
* jasoNic throws spyorama helluva far away! | ||
* spyorama takes the custom 80s van with him | ||
UrbanD | 4,8 Quote Added: 4,4 4,4 0,1 0,1*** jasoNic (frrr@AC995F67.ipt.aol.com) has joined #Deep13 * jasoNic jasons in <jasoNic> Quote containing peer: * DeRaptor looks up "jason" in the dictionary. *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Read error to DeRaptor[pm3-91.mry.redshift.com]: Connection reset by peer) <jasoN> lol! *** jasoN has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) 4,4 4,4 4,8 : UrbanQuote v1.2 4,8 | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Tourette's"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Nirvana14,16,0.6,0 | ||
* spyorama searches for SUNY Girl | ||
UrbanD | <UrbanTourette> PISS ON ME IM ON FIRE! | |
UrbanD | <UrbanTourette> FUCK PIE WHORE! | |
DarkonZero | I wish I had Tourettes...then I could have a reason behind my cussin' at people. | |
UrbanD | oO_ | |
UrbanD | (o)_(o) | |
spyorama | screw reasons | |
Locdog07 | Okay. | |
UrbanD | reasons are for pusstards | |
* Locdog07 screws raisins | ||
DarkonZero | Well.....when I'm working. | |
DeRaptor | nice boobs, Urban. | |
UrbanD | 4,8 Quote Added: 4,4 4,4 0,1 0,1<spyorama> screw reasons <Locdog07> Okay. * Locdog07 screws raisins 4,4 4,4 4,8 : UrbanQuote v1.2 4,8 | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Very Ape"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Nirvana14,16,0.6,0 | ||
* UrbanD pulls open his shirt | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
UrbanD | why thank you, de! | |
* spyorama asks De for da wave file | ||
[UrbanD SOUND] | ||
Locdog07 | Gotta go now | |
Locdog07 | Bye y'all | |
DarkonZero | Bye Luke. | |
* Sound request: can't find 'chickendance.mid' | ||
[UrbanD SOUND] | ||
spyorama | bye, loc | |
UrbanD | this one goes out to de | |
Locdog07 | Don't fart. | |
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DeRaptor | haaaay | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Trippin'"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Kittie14,16,0.6,0 | ||
* spyorama finds surprisingly little on gnutella regarding popeye.....or SUNY Girl | ||
* UrbanD does the CHICKEN DANCE | ||
* spyorama farts in Loc's direction | ||
UrbanD | c'nob De, join me! | |
jasoNic | 2Quote:15,2 <eliaN> dequote, search funny things <DeRaptor> I don't got any quotes with funny things in them, ninnyhammer. | |
Mepitans | CHICKEN! | |
DarkonZero | C'NOB! | |
DeRaptor | the budgies are singing along to the chicken dance. | |
UrbanD | C'NOB! | |
spyorama | but the budgies aren't chickens. | |
UrbanD | budgies? | |
[DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
UrbanD | wtf are budgies? | |
UrbanD | O_O | |
* UrbanD is scared of popeye.wav | ||
UrbanD | jesus christ De, how long does this MIDI go on?! | |
[spyorama SOUND] | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'cantina.mid' | ||
[jasoNic SOUND] | ||
DeRaptor | too long? | |
UrbanD | nevermind, it ended. | |
DeRaptor | it's evil! | |
UrbanD | WAY too long. | |
UrbanD | what are Budgies? | |
DeRaptor | small psittacines with stripey pajamas. | |
* spyorama pulls Urb's underwear up way high | ||
spyorama | oh | |
UrbanD | YEEP! | |
spyorama | that's wedgie. nevermind. | |
UrbanD | your birds, de? | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Cars"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Fear Factory14,16,0.6,0 | ||
* UrbanD sings, "here in my car, i feel safest of all...." | ||
jasoNic | 2Quote:15,2 <hottie_69> ok i like pez u f r | |
* spyorama wonders why De's birds are always wearin' pajamas | ||
DarkonZero | She makes 'em. | |
UrbanD | jquote, search bananas | |
jasoNic | 15No quote containing 2bananas15 were in my file. | |
UrbanD | jquote, search pajamas | |
jasoNic | 15No quote containing 2pajamas15 were in my file. | |
jasoNic | she makes the pajamas? | |
UrbanD | de's birds wear pajamas? | |
UrbanD | on the reals? | |
DeRaptor | because all sickeningly cute things are perpetually wearing pajamas. It's like the law or something. | |
DarkonZero | Uh...huh. | |
jasoNic | my squirrels are cute, but they're nude | |
UrbanD | wait, they wear pajamas on the reals, de? | |
DeRaptor | ? | |
UrbanD | *Whitespeak* your birds seriously wear pajamas? | |
spyorama | No quotes containingpajamaswere in my file. Now shoo.| /halt | |
spyorama | 14Quote containing pajamas: | |
UrbanD | i lufe that quote! | |
* spyorama gives his quote file a cookie and sends it to school on the short bus. | ||
DeRaptor | yes. they wear little feathery pajamas. | |
UrbanD | ... | |
[Mepitans SOUND] | ||
Mepitans | Who is singing that? | |
[Mepitans SOUND] | ||
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Bombers (Original Version)"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Tubeway Army14,16,0.6,0 | ||
UrbanD | Olive Oyl is singing | |
Mepitans | ok | |
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*** Mepitans has left IRC | ||
* UrbanD finds popeye.mp3 on Gnutella | ||
UrbanD | but it's the original cartoon theme! argh! | |
DarkonZero | HA HA! | |
UrbanD | oh vell, de's loss not mine. | |
DeRaptor | is there no reggae popeye? | |
DarkonZero | It could be a station original. | |
UrbanD | no. and thats what you get for listening to the Dr. Demento show. | |
DeRaptor | no, I found that one clip of it. | |
UrbanD | like a station up here that plays "My Boss Is A Dick" on the morning show | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.....clip! | |
* spyorama cannot find Reggae Popeye | ||
UrbanD | i cant find that anywhere. | |
DeRaptor | Some Mark McCollum guy did it. | |
UrbanD | Bruce McCullough of Kids In The Hall Fame? what? | |
UrbanD | oh, no. nevemrind. | |
DeRaptor | sheesh | |
* spyorama dresses like Devo | ||
UrbanD | why don't they make casette tapes longer than 90 minutes? | |
* jasoNic beats spy up and takes his lunch money | ||
UrbanD | we have the technology to pause live TV, but we can't make an audio tape have 1 side longer than 90 minuts? | |
* DeRaptor steals spy's weird red tiered flowerpot hat. | ||
UrbanD | brb. | |
*** UrbanD has quit IRC (Quit: God is the the TV ... Kill your Television.) | ||
*** UrbanD has left IRC | ||
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"We Have A Technical"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Tubeway Army14,16,0.6,0 | ||
spyorama | hey! that's my weird red tiered flowerpot hat! | |
* spyorama chases De. | ||
DeRaptor | WHOO! | |
* DeRaptor runs with it. | ||
DarkonZero | Watch her go! | |
DarkonZero | WOOOO! | |
[jasoNic SOUND] | ||
* spyorama steals De's hooters | ||
DeRaptor | hey! | |
DarkonZero | :\ | |
DeRaptor | gimme my hooters back! | |
jasoNic | she was so attached to them | |
spyorama | no! | |
DeRaptor | You'll hurt their eyes! | |
* spyorama runs with De's hooters | ||
DarkonZero | :| | |
DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
DarkonZero | >:| | |
* spyorama makes De's hooters watch Craig Kilborn | ||
jasoNic | nice ears | |
DarkonZero | Thanks. | |
jasoNic | np | |
DeRaptor | they have feathers. | |
DarkonZero | <:| | |
jasoNic | nice party hat | |
DarkonZero | Thanks. | |
jasoNic | np | |
DarkonZero | |:| | |
jasoNic | nice uh..flat thing | |
jasoNic | on your head | |
* spyorama thinks of the mother of all double-entendres, but doesn't go ahead with it because he's so damned classy. | ||
DarkonZero | MY UNIBROW! | |
jasoNic | it looks like your mouth | |
DarkonZero | I'm upside down. | |
jasoNic | oh | |
jasoNic | cool | |
DarkonZero | Thanks. | |
jasoNic | and spy is not classy | |
* spyorama puts party-hats on De's hooters and gives the owls back to De. | ||
spyorama | you're right, I'm not classy. | |
jasoNic | i know | |
jasoNic | i wouldn't lie about your classlessness | |
DarkonZero | When De told me she had owls.......she described them to me as "They are big....round....and fluffy". | |
DarkonZero | I'm paraphrasing. | |
* Sound request: can't find 'cricket.wav' | ||
[spyorama SOUND] | ||
DeRaptor | fluffy hooters. | |
DeRaptor | they have beaks and talons too. | |
DarkonZero | Yeah...that got me thinking something else though. | |
DarkonZero | What I was paraphrasing. | |
DeRaptor | MWAHAHAHAHAH | |
DarkonZero | Then I hit myself with the dictionary. | |
* spyorama buries his party hat joke | ||
DeRaptor | What, you think it WASN'T supposed to be a doublt entendre? | |
DeRaptor | I mean...sheesh...that's the whole POINT. | |
DeRaptor | Thanks for making me have to kill it, Darkon. | |
* DeRaptor grumbles. | ||
DarkonZero | NO prob. | |
DarkonZero | I like killing things. | |
jasoNic | it'sdead now | |
jasoNic | R I P | |
DeRaptor | you so evil. | |
DarkonZero | Thank you. | |
jasoNic | DZ killed bob | |
[DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
* spyorama looks at the hooters | ||
spyorama | what big eyes they have. | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.....BOb wasn't supposed to be in the picture anymore. | |
DeRaptor | N...he killed your mother. | |
jasoNic | "the better to..." oh, never mind | |
DarkonZero | STUPID "O"! | |
*** jasoNic is now known as jasoNzero | ||
*** jasoNic has left IRC | ||
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"When The Machines Rock"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Tubeway Army14,16,0.6,0 | ||
* jasoNzero rocks | ||
* jasoNzero rolls | ||
* spyorama rips of N's AC/DC t-shirt | ||
jasoNzero | AHH! | |
spyorama | up, even. | |
jasoNzero | NOOOOOOOO | |
jasoNzero | you....fool! | |
* jasoNzero throws spyorama helluva far away! | ||
* jasoNzero runs spyorama over with his custom 1984 GMC van! | ||
DeRaptor | N...he ripped your shirt off...I think he WANTS you. | |
DarkonZero | De wants to join in too. | |
spyorama | nope. I found this shirt in the closet. | |
DeRaptor | hey! | |
DarkonZero | Well.... | |
* DeRaptor throws many hooters at Darkon | ||
DarkonZero | OW! | |
DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
DarkonZero | Is it the good ones? | |
spyorama | good in what way? | |
DarkonZero | Or the talony ones? | |
DarkonZero | Well? | |
DeRaptor | The talony ones are the only kind you can throw. | |
DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
DeRaptor | Unless you cut the other ones off...and I don't wanna go there. | |
DarkonZero | I will proceed. | |
DarkonZero | OW! | |
jasoNzero | who wouldn't want me? | |
jasoNzero | everyone does, you know | |
spyorama | I wouldn't. | |
DeRaptor | All of jasoN's imaginary friends want him! | |
DeRaptor | Especially Mr. T.... | |
DarkonZero | Loc would.....with the way Loc's been acting. | |
jasoNzero | loc scares me | |
spyorama | Loc's been acting pretty gay lately, and I mean that in the most literal sense. | |
DarkonZero | Is he actin'? | |
spyorama | ... | |
spyorama | good question. | |
DeRaptor | I thought the most literal sense was "happy". | |
DarkonZero | True. | |
* spyorama glares at De. | ||
spyorama | hush. | |
jasoNzero | 2Quote:15,2 <Cal-Crowe> Pop a water balloon in my lap <jasoN> no! <jasoN> pervert | |
DeRaptor | well...y'know. | |
DeRaptor | woah! | |
spyorama | go play with your Hooters or somethin' | |
jasoNzero | i added that..? | |
DarkonZero | Heheheh! | |
DeRaptor | I'm training my hooters to sing! | |
jasoNzero | i must have been so drunk | |
spyorama | really? | |
spyorama | what songs do they know? | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"When Worlds Collide"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Powerman 500014,16,0.6,0 | ||
DeRaptor | They know lots of birdy songs. | |
DarkonZero | Yeah....after eating so many. | |
DarkonZero | Wait. | |
DarkonZero | Ooops. | |
DarkonZero | Stupid me. | |
jasoNzero | i agree | |
DarkonZero | Thanks/ | |
jasoNzero | np | |
jasoNzero | guess what i bought today? | |
DarkonZero | Underwear? | |
spyorama | wait...wait | |
jasoNzero | no | |
spyorama | lemme guess | |
jasoNzero | go ahead, Mr. Spy | |
DeRaptor | a life size inflatable Mr. T doll? | |
jasoNzero | no | |
spyorama | you bought...A PAPER BAG! | |
jasoNzero | it's half-scale | |
jasoNzero | no | |
* spyorama snickers | ||
DeRaptor | oh...kinky. | |
DeRaptor | N LIKES MIDGETS! | |
* DeRaptor runs. | ||
jasoNzero | yeah, the full-scale was too loose | |
DarkonZero | De..... | |
* jasoNzero trips de | ||
DarkonZero | YOu have really been naughty. | |
jasoNzero | DZmust spank you now | |
DarkonZero | Yes.... | |
DarkonZero | Wait... | |
jasoNzero | hehe | |
DarkonZero | What am I saying? | |
* spyorama guesses again | ||
jasoNzero | go ahead, Mr. Spy | |
spyorama | did you buy a "thing" for Tom Servo and/or Crow? | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Remember I Was Vapour"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Gary Numan14,16,0.6,0 | ||
* spyorama continues in his quest to make De cringe. Again. | ||
jasoNzero | no | |
DarkonZero | Hehehe.... | |
DarkonZero | Spy...you will have no lick....De's a dirty one now. | |
jasoNzero | c'mon people, it's not that hard | |
DarkonZero | LICK? | |
DarkonZero | LUCK! | |
jasoNzero | lick! | |
DarkonZero | LUCK! | |
jasoNzero | hahaha | |
spyorama | lick? | |
* DeRaptor crouches defensively and snarls. | ||
jasoNzero | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <DarkonZero> Spy...you will have no lick....De's a dirty one now. <DarkonZero> LUCK! | |
spyorama | 2Quote added: * spyorama continues in his quest to make De cringe. Again. <DarkonZero> Spy...you will have no lick....De's a dirty one now. | |
* spyorama calls a timeout and asks De who she's about to attack. | ||
jasoNzero | so if noone can guess what i bought today, you'll never know | |
DarkonZero | Yes...De's a Tootsie Pop that was dropped in a sandbox. | |
DeRaptor | uhhhh...whoever comes near me first? | |
* jasoNzero comes near de | ||
jasoNzero | hey, she didn;t attack me | |
DeRaptor | 11,2Wacky Random #Deep13 Quote With "licks" In It: 2,11<IncredibleMeltingMan> Eep! Owls have nipples? <Locdog07> Umm. * Locdog07 checks * IncredibleMeltingMan milks an owl. * DeRaptor will probably draw that for everyone's benefit now. <DeRaptor> NEKKID HOT OWL ACTION! <IncredibleMeltingMan> "Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take....." 11,2 quotes found: 1 | |
* jasoNzero walks away | ||
jasoNzero | what a ripoff | |
* DeRaptor pounces N and starts pummeling him. | ||
jasoNzero | AHH! | |
* DarkonZero sits down. | ||
jasoNzero | heeeeeeeelp | |
* spyorama takes pictures to remember the occasion | ||
spyorama | wow! the hooters are helping De! | |
DarkonZero | HA HA! | |
jasoNzero | ow, they're hitting me in the head! | |
DarkonZero | Which ones? | |
DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
jasoNzero | dont ask | |
* DeRaptor commands the hooters to claw out N's eyes! | ||
jasoNzero | zoiks! | |
* jasoNzero puts on spy's devo goggles | ||
DarkonZero | Great....N is now Shaggy. | |
DarkonZero | Er.....shaggY | |
jasoNzero | nah, i just got a haircut | |
DarkonZero | Damn....I must be a hippie then. | |
jasoNzero | you are | |
DarkonZero | Damn me. | |
* DeRaptor climbs up into the rafters with her hooters. | ||
jasoNzero | 2Quote containing hippie:15,2 <NG007MACLEODSOUTHPARK> screwe you hippie!! <EVILjasoN> NG, i order you to leave my presence at one! *** NG007MACLEODSOUTHPARK has quit IRC ((signed off)) <MSTAnon> LOL! <EVILjasoN> funny how that works | |
jasoNzero | 2Quote:15,2 <Locdog07> I think there should be a movie where the climax is longer than the rest of the film. <Immortal> climax? <Locdog07> You know... where the good guy faces the evil guy. * DeRaptor watches 'mortal giggle like a schoolgirl. | |
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <MeltingMan> Legend says that people have gone into Andy Rooney's eyebrows....and have never returned. <MeltingMan> Some say they still live there.... <MeltingMan> Only they've become twisted....and insane.... | |
spyorama | No quotes containingeyebrowwere in my file. Now shoo.| /halt | |
spyorama | 14Quote containing eyebrow: | |
spyorama | a HA! | |
spyorama | No quotes containingeyebrowwere in my file. Now shoo. /halt | |
spyorama | 14Quote containing eyebrow: | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"I Die, You Die"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Gary Numan14,16,0.6,0 | ||
spyorama | stupid linebreaks | |
jasoNzero | ha | |
jasoNzero | ha | |
DarkonZero | Huh? | |
spyorama | No quotes containingN's a dorkwere in my file. Now shoo. | |
DarkonZero | Wha? | |
* jasoNzero stuffs a sock in spyorama's gaping mouth | ||
spyorama | No quotes containingN suckswere in my file. Now shoo. | |
spyorama | stupid spaces. | |
jasoNzero | haha, nobody knows what i bought today! | |
DarkonZero | Don't you mean "food vaccuum"? | |
jasoNzero | yes | |
* spyorama notices N's new rubbers | ||
spyorama | expecting rain? | |
DeRaptor | 11,2Wacky Random #Deep13 Quote With "rubber" In It: 2,11* Locdog07 clubs De over the head with a rubber. <DeRaptor> .....I hope you meant "rubber" in the British way. 11,2 quotes found: 1 | |
DarkonZero | N....you bought a dog....and named it Loc. | |
jasoNzero | no | |
DeRaptor | And it tried to hump Darkon's leg. | |
DarkonZero | Damn dog. | |
jasoNzero | and then Darkon took off hispants.. | |
DarkonZero | It went after De's tail next. | |
* DeRaptor cringes. | ||
DarkonZero | N..... | |
DeRaptor | And I threw it into the rings of Saturn. | |
DeRaptor | And it started melting. | |
DarkonZero | Never go there...... | |
DarkonZero | Ever. | |
jasoNzero | where? de's tail | |
DarkonZero | No.... | |
DarkonZero | hispants. | |
jasoNzero | so i can go there? | |
jasoNzero | de's pants? | |
DarkonZero | Well...if you want to go to De's tail...fine with me. | |
jasoNzero | i dont | |
jasoNzero | it's all scaly | |
DarkonZero | But might fine! | |
DarkonZero | mighty even | |
jasoNzero | it might fine me?? | |
jasoNzero | how much? | |
DarkonZero | $5. | |
jasoNzero | oh | |
spyorama | No quotes containingMr.Twere in my file. Now shoo. | |
jasoNzero | that's not so bad | |
jasoNzero | that's about 1/4 of what i payed form the thing i bought today | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Observer"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Gary Numan14,16,0.6,0 | ||
DarkonZero | HOLY KLEENEX! | |
DarkonZero | IT'S 10! | |
DarkonZero | Now on with nothing. | |
jasoNzero | no | |
jasoNzero | holy kleenex is cheaper | |
DeRaptor | My tail is fluffy! | |
DarkonZero | Sure De. | |
jasoNzero | your tale is scaly | |
DarkonZero | Canwe check that? | |
DarkonZero | Yes...Canwe would like to check. | |
*** jasoNzero is now known as Canwe | ||
DarkonZero | Where is Canwe? | |
DarkonZero | There ya are! | |
* Canwe is here | ||
DarkonZero | Check that. | |
* Canwe kill spy! | ||
* Canwe kill spy? | ||
DarkonZero | Later. | |
DarkonZero | Check De's tail. | |
DeRaptor | My tail is fluffy, so there. | |
* Canwe checks de's tail | ||
* spyorama looks at De's tail | ||
DarkonZero | Well...Canwe? | |
Canwe | there's some fluff, but mostly scales | |
spyorama | ...the hell? | |
DarkonZero | Ah.... | |
DeRaptor | Is not! | |
spyorama | TAILS AREN'T FLUFFY! | |
* Canwe knows all! | ||
DeRaptor | I only have scales on my feet, hands, and snout. | |
* spyorama shaves de's tail | ||
spyorama | now it's no longer fluffy. | |
Canwe | nobody knows what i bought today | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Check It"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Tubeway Army14,16,0.6,0 | ||
DeRaptor | hey! | |
DarkonZero | Canwe.....you're not N. | |
* DeRaptor glues the feathers back on. | ||
Canwe | oh | |
*** Canwe is now known as jasoN | ||
*** jasoN is on IRC | ||
jasoN | nobody knows what i bought today | |
DarkonZero | There. | |
* jasoN glues a squirrel to de's tail | ||
DarkonZero | YOu bought that stuff for that thing? | |
* jasoN glues a squirrel to de's head | ||
jasoN | no | |
* spyorama glues a squirrel to N's area. | ||
* DeRaptor glues an armadillo to N's knees. | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
DarkonZero | Great...I got an image...thanks all! | |
jasoN | "it's like i got an armadillo down me trowsers" | |
DarkonZero | :| | |
* DeRaptor glues a porcupine to N's area. | ||
jasoN | i haven't seen spinal tap in years..what's wrong with me? | |
DeRaptor | spines down. | |
DarkonZero | Ouch! | |
jasoN | OW! | |
spyorama | that's just mean, De :) | |
* jasoN throws the porcupins at De's balloon collection | ||
DeRaptor | I don't have a balloon collection! | |
DeRaptor | That was Mepp's. | |
DarkonZero | What's that under your shirt? | |
DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
spyorama | heh heh heh | |
DarkonZero | :{ | |
* jasoN chuckles | ||
* DeRaptor kills DArkon. | ||
DarkonZero | I knew it.... | |
spyorama | aw. she didn't make a "hooter" joke. | |
jasoN | now you're dead | |
* jasoN hoots | ||
* spyorama trains De's hooters to sing "And We Danced" | ||
DeRaptor | heehee | |
* DeRaptor puts N in the hooter cage. | ||
DarkonZero | Now a song dedicated to N..... | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"I'm With Stupid"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Static-X14,16,0.6,0 | ||
jasoN | nobody knows what i bought today | |
* jasoN plays with de's hooters | ||
DeRaptor | because you won't tell us maybe? | |
spyorama | wow. the series finale for Jessie is airing? | |
jasoN | i cannot | |
spyorama | I didn't know that show was still on. | |
jasoN | you must guess | |
jasoN | it's sooooooo easy | |
DeRaptor | watch out N, they bite. | |
* spyorama guesses | ||
spyorama | you bought a Christina Applegate poster! | |
jasoN | no | |
spyorama | damn | |
spyorama | an inflatable chair? | |
jasoN | no | |
spyorama | a hawaiian shirt? | |
DeRaptor | A Jar Jar Binks doll? | |
jasoN | YES! | |
jasoN | wait, no | |
DarkonZero | Another film trailer? | |
jasoN | no | |
* spyorama asks De to kill N | ||
DeRaptor | An ostrich? | |
jasoN | no | |
DarkonZero | Hold on.... | |
jasoN | c'mon, de and DZshould know | |
* DarkonZero kills De. | ||
spyorama | oh? | |
jasoN | yes | |
spyorama | and why wouldn't I know? | |
jasoN | cause | |
DeRaptor | An anatomically correct female android? | |
jasoN | nope, have 2 already | |
DarkonZero | Crap. | |
jasoN | no | |
DeRaptor | ewww. | |
DarkonZero | I was making a staetment. | |
* spyorama joins De's team in Trivial Persuit: N Edition | ||
jasoN | i know | |
DarkonZero | YOu did not. | |
spyorama | is it MST related? | |
jasoN | no | |
spyorama | movie related? | |
jasoN | although it vaguely is | |
jasoN | no | |
DarkonZero | A mail-order bride? | |
jasoN | no | |
jasoN | nope, have 2 already | |
spyorama | a model SOL? | |
jasoN | no | |
DarkonZero | 35mm film? | |
jasoN | no | |
DeRaptor | A clown hammer? | |
jasoN | no | |
DeRaptor | A pet gerbil and some lubricant? | |
spyorama | a wet/dry vac? | |
jasoN | ye- no | |
DarkonZero | De? | |
spyorama | some nanites? | |
jasoN | no | |
spyorama | a widowmaker? | |
jasoN | no | |
DeRaptor | A beanie baby? | |
jasoN | no | |
DarkonZero | A hand? | |
jasoN | no | |
spyorama | a foot? | |
DarkonZero | Some shoes? | |
jasoN | no | |
jasoN | no | |
* spyorama glares at de. | ||
DarkonZero | A sense of being? | |
spyorama | beanie baby?! | |
jasoN | no | |
DarkonZero | spy? | |
jasoN | it's something that you told me to get | |
spyorama | yes? | |
jasoN | and that's your last clue | |
spyorama | oooh! a life? (sorry) | |
jasoN | ah haha | |
DeRaptor | d'oh! spy beat me to it. | |
jasoN | no | |
DarkonZero | Spy...you though De' question of a Beanuie baby was weirder than the gerbil one? | |
DarkonZero | Beanuie! | |
spyorama | yes. | |
DarkonZero | Ok...just checking. | |
DarkonZero | N...I told you to get a mail-order bride. | |
jasoN | you people should know this | |
jasoN | it's soooo easy | |
DeRaptor | A bra? | |
spyorama | kitties? | |
jasoN | no | |
jasoN | no | |
* Sound request: can't find 'kitties.wav' | ||
[spyorama SOUND] | ||
jasoN | i mean it's something you actually told me to get | |
DarkonZero | Space Ghost? | |
jasoN | no | |
spyorama | half-scale, right? | |
jasoN | right | |
jasoN | er..no | |
DarkonZero | That reminds me....I gotta get the Space Ghost fig with his super action desk! | |
jasoN | yeah, that looks cool | |
spyorama | so it's apparently a model of some sort | |
DarkonZero | Er...super inaction desk. | |
jasoN | no it's not a model | |
spyorama | a train set? | |
jasoN | no | |
DeRaptor | a pet? | |
jasoN | DZshould especially know | |
jasoN | damn him | |
jasoN | no | |
DarkonZero | Damn....I'm blankin' though. | |
jasoN | you told me to get it | |
DeRaptor | same here. | |
jasoN | ..yesterday | |
* spyorama bangs his head on the wall | ||
DarkonZero | LOG TIME! | |
spyorama | a movie poster? | |
jasoN | no | |
jasoN | no | |
DeRaptor | a log? | |
DeRaptor | a cd? | |
jasoN | i have a log | |
DeRaptor | a video? | |
jasoN | 2Quote containing logs:15,2 <Wookieegirl> and I am not a man of large logs like yourself | |
jasoN | no | |
jasoN | no | |
* spyorama shows N where the bathroom is | ||
jasoN | oh, thanks spy | |
jasoN | i wondered where it was | |
spyorama | well, I'm sure Bob is sick of you making in his bed. | |
jasoN | i dont sleep with bob | |
spyorama | ....anymore :D | |
jasoN | i haven't slept with bob since i was 17 | |
DarkonZero | I remember telling you to get a mic. | |
DeRaptor | heheheheh | |
DeRaptor | 11,2Wacky Random #Deep13 Quote With "lightning" In It: 2,11<Sentroid91> really? Bob just told me he missed you <Sentroid91> in bed <jasoN> my mom loves me <DeRaptor> Geez, N, you still sleep with your mom? <jasoN> only when it lightnings outside! 11,2 quotes found: 1 | |
jasoN | ah HA | |
jasoN | finally | |
DarkonZero | CAHOOTS! | |
spyorama | a microphone? | |
jasoN | yes | |
DeRaptor | ohhh yeaaaah... | |
DarkonZero | Good old logs. | |
jasoN | my cheapskatedness finally got one | |
DarkonZero | Well.... | |
DarkonZero | Now what? | |
jasoN | well, i wasted a good halfhour with that one | |
jasoN | hehheh | |
jasoN | guess what ELSE i got today | |
jasoN | j/k | |
DarkonZero | The letters "j" and "k"? | |
jasoN | yup | |
DarkonZero | COOL! | |
jasoN | and a slash | |
DarkonZero | CAN I HAVE THEM? | |
jasoN | no | |
DarkonZero | Darn..... | |
jasoN | they go with the E and R i have already | |
DeRaptor | lucky | |
DarkonZero | I just bought a headset mic today. | |
* spyorama doesn't have a microphone for his computer | ||
DarkonZero | Stupid Radio Shack. | |
spyorama | so you shall never hear my voice. muwahahahaha | |
jasoN | ha, you're as bad as i was | |
jasoN | what's wrong with radio shack? | |
jasoN | besides they gave me a credit card | |
DarkonZero | I hate Radio Shack and their comission hounds. | |
jasoN | the local place here is cool | |
spyorama | I just tell them "I'm just lookin'" with a certain "fuck off" tone in my voice. | |
DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
jasoN | the guy that works there actually knows what he's talking about | |
spyorama | cell phone guys there are lying pricks | |
spyorama | only place to get a startac for less than $300 my sweet patootie. | |
jasoN | they called you that? | |
jasoN | cool! | |
spyorama | yeah! | |
* spyorama shows off his sweet patootie. | ||
DarkonZero | <Radio Shack Guy> This is a great cell phone! Trans- "You don't know it.....but I talk through my ass." | |
jasoN | <spy> sotty, i dont date guys with pocket-protectors | |
jasoN | soRRy | |
jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <Locdog07> MM, take my pants off. | |
DeRaptor | wow, that's a nice sweet patootie. Do you have a recipe? | |
DarkonZero | :| | |
spyorama | actually, one time I went into radio shack and the sales guy was telling the DSS guy about the party he went to the previous night. | |
jasoN | <sales guy> and there were GIRLS there! <DSS guy> *giggle* | |
DeRaptor | dude | |
spyorama | judging by how excited he was that he had a drink, I'm assuming he was still in high school | |
jasoN | <sales guy> they had beer..ACTUAL BEER! | |
* DeRaptor snickers | ||
DarkonZero | <DSS guy> *giggle* | |
spyorama | 2Quote added: <spyorama> actually, one time I went into radio shack and the sales guy was telling the DSS guy about the party he went to the previous night. <jasoN> <sales guy> and there were GIRLS there! <DSS guy> *giggle* | |
jasoN | thanks DZ | |
DarkonZero | No prob. | |
jasoN | i said something funny! | |
jasoN | woohoo | |
jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <spyorama> actually, one time I went into radio shack and the sales guy was telling the DSS guy about the party he went to the previous night. <jasoN> <sales guy> and there were GIRLS there! <DSS guy> *giggle* | |
jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <spyorama> actually, one time I went into radio shack and the sales guy was telling the DSS guy about the party he went to the previous night. <jasoN> <sales guy> and there were GIRLS there! <DSS guy> *giggle* <spyorama> judging by how excited he was that he had a drink, I'm assuming he was still in high school <jasoN> <sales guy> they had beer..ACTUAL BEER! <DarkonZero> <DSS guy> *giggle* | |
jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <DeRaptor> Did we mention it's Joels birthday? <jasoN> nope <jasoN> how old is he? <DeRaptor> They never tell you when the Brains were born...somehow it's more important how old Joe Don Baker is, or something... <jasoN> hey, i happen to care about how old Joe Don is <MSTManos> Hehehe. * MSTManos hopes jasoN doesn't go on to say that he's his great uncle. <jasoN> on the plus side, i have as many copies of Mitchell as my VCR can wear out. | |
jasoN | i'm up to 294 copies, BTW | |
DarkonZero | SET THE RECORD! | |
jasoN | i will. | |
jasoN | another 5 views, and i'll beat De and hold the record | |
spyorama | 14Quote containing DSS: <spyorama> actually, one time I went into radio shack and the sales guy was telling the DSS guy about the party he went to the previous night. <jasoN> <sales guy> and there were GIRLS there! <DSS guy> *giggle* <spyorama> judging by how excited he was that he had a drink, I'm assuming he was still in high school <jasoN> <sales guy> they had beer..ACTUAL BEER! | |
jasoN | <De> but i'm watching it now, hahaha | |
* DarkonZero thinks he's gone deaf...then realizes he's still has the damned headphones on. | ||
jasoN | <De> you'll never beat me! | |
* spyorama had his discman turned up rather high today | ||
spyorama | if I'm gonna go deaf, I'm at least gonna go deaf listening to good music. | |
jasoN | <spy> HANSON! | |
spyorama | actually, it was Garbage. | |
jasoN | cool | |
DarkonZero | Ok....N bought a mic so we can't hear him. | |
jasoN | right | |
spyorama | whose lead singer is Shirley Manson or somethin' like that | |
DarkonZero | And Urb....we can't hear him....cause we don't want to. | |
spyorama | so, actually N, you're not too far off | |
* spyorama gives N a cookie, | ||
jasoN | cool | |
jasoN | i know though, i have both of their CDs | |
jasoN | helluva cool | |
DarkonZero | Hansons? | |
DarkonZero | Ugh! | |
spyorama | I just have 2.0 | |
jasoN | get the first one | |
jasoN | it's better | |
spyorama | it's going to take a lot to beat "Push It" | |
jasoN | the first 5 tracks on their first album are great | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Push It"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Static-X14,16,0.6,0 | ||
spyorama | <N>but the rest suck SO much | |
jasoN | no | |
jasoN | just the first 5 are great | |
jasoN | as good as "push it" | |
DarkonZero | Meps is back on.....yay? | |
* spyorama takes N's word for it and adds the CD to his list of cds to buy | ||
jasoN | good idea | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"December"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Static-X14,16,0.6,0 | ||
jasoN | but "mr. bungle" too | |
jasoN | buY | |
spyorama | the hell is that? | |
DarkonZero | What about Tubeway Army? | |
DarkonZero | TUBEWAY ROCKS! | |
jasoN | Mr.Bungle is the best band ever | |
* spyorama adds "N'Sync" to N's list of cds while he isn't looking | ||
jasoN | thanks spy | |
jasoN | i forgot | |
spyorama | actually, if Hanson could stop making teeny-bopper music - which they seem to be attempting to do - they could actually become a legitimate band. | |
jasoN | i'd rather they disappear | |
DarkonZero | I feel like listening to "Starfuckers, Inc." from NIN, but I didn't re-rip the CD. | |
spyorama | I'd have the Backstreet Boys and their ilk vanish first. | |
spyorama | then maybe, if there's time, Hanson, | |
spyorama | since they're not so obviously "produced," I have more respect for them. | |
DarkonZero | spy.....remember "MMMMBop". | |
spyorama | I try not to, DZ | |
DarkonZero | Good. | |
jasoN | 15No quotes containing 2MMMMBop15 were in my file. | |
jasoN | 15No quotes containing 2hanson15 were in my file. | |
jasoN | 2Quote containing janson:15,2 *** _DISCO- has joined #Deep13 <jasoN> hi disco foo'! <_DISCO-> hi janson <_DISCO-> how are you <MeltingMan> heheh...Janson! <MeltingMan> Mmmbop! | |
spyorama | Still not nearly as annoying as *any* Backstreet N'Sync Five Boys song | |
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jasoN | yo, foo' | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
* spyorama sits on sofa | ||
spyorama | oh | |
spyorama | wait | |
jasoN | i think she liked it | |
jasoN | do it again | |
DarkonZero | It's a 31337 haX0R | |
* spyorama pretends it says "sofa" just so he can say that he made a funny | ||
*** sofi3 has left #Deep13 | ||
jasoN | hmm | |
DarkonZero | There.... | |
DeRaptor | wait until Mep comes back and say "couch". | |
DarkonZero | Naw.... | |
spyorama | sofi3 is ~poroto@ppp27-Slot09-Sys5000-1.via-net-works.net.ar * Sofi3 | |
spyorama | sofi3 on #Deep13 | |
spyorama | sofi3 using Voyager.Mysteria.Net [0.0.0.0] The Delta Quadrant Server | |
spyorama | sofi3 End of /WHOIS list. | |
spyorama | .ar? | |
spyorama | argentina? | |
DarkonZero | Probably. | |
jasoN | dont cry for her.. | |
* Sound request: can't find 'argentina.mid' | ||
[DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Fix"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Static-X14,16,0.6,0 | ||
*** spyorama has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) | ||
DarkonZero | YOU KILLED HIM! | |
*** spyorama has joined #deep13 | ||
jasoN | you fixed spy | |
spyorama | *ahem* | |
* spyorama fixes N | ||
DarkonZero | What> | |
DarkonZero | > to ? | |
spyorama | there. you can't reproduce now. | |
* DeRaptor breaks spy again. | ||
jasoN | * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of "Fix" from Static-X. | |
jasoN | *** spyorama has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) | |
jasoN | <DarkonZero> YOU KILLED HIM! | |
jasoN | *** spyorama (zappy@7.new-york-61-62rs.ny.dial-access.att.net) has joined #deep13 | |
jasoN | <jasoN> you fixed spy | |
DeRaptor | awww, no more Ishmaels to torment. :( | |
spyorama | owie! | |
* jasoN is tormenting sofi | ||
spyorama | I bet he's enjoying it | |
jasoN | <sofi3> hi | |
jasoN | <jasoN> where'd you go? | |
jasoN | <sofi3> nowhere, why? | |
jasoN | <jasoN> cause i think i'm in love!! | |
jasoN | <jasoN> i long for your touch | |
DarkonZero | I bet Meps is on Cahoots or something with a soung guage.....trying to make it hit the red again. | |
jasoN | <sofi3> good for you. so... | |
jasoN | <jasoN> do you like hot guys? | |
jasoN | <sofi3> really?. i prefer other woman | |
DarkonZero | soung? | |
jasoN | <jasoN> oh | |
jasoN | <jasoN> can i watch? | |
jasoN | <sofi3> by baby | |
jasoN | <jasoN> i dig that kinda thing | |
jasoN | <jasoN> noo! | |
jasoN | <jasoN> dont go! | |
jasoN | another chick leaves me.. | |
jasoN | damn | |
DarkonZero | Hahahaha! | |
DeRaptor | don't worry, I bet the next one will last a whole ten minutes! | |
DeRaptor | 11,2Wacky Random #Deep13 Quote With "10 minutes" In It: 2,11<DeN> and dont ask for sex right away. wait at least 10 minutes 11,2 quotes found: 1 | |
DarkonZero | You still got that one Malaysian chick. | |
jasoN | i sense jealousy | |
* spyorama isn't jealous | ||
DarkonZero | From who? | |
DarkonZero | I'm not jealous. | |
DarkonZero | De? | |
DarkonZero | Weird. | |
spyorama | I can get plenty of 'net hootchie mamas on my own | |
jasoN | you all are | |
DeRaptor | Okay...I admit it...I'm jealous...I NEVER get any chicks. | |
jasoN | you're jealous of me, and de's jealous of my chicks | |
* DeRaptor grumbles. | ||
DarkonZero | I can get me some real life stuff....but too scared at times. | |
* spyorama feeds De. | ||
DeRaptor | ....? | |
* DeRaptor eats spy's hand and runs. | ||
spyorama | ow! | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
spyorama | jesus! that really hurt! | |
* spyorama wipes the blood on N's new microphone | ||
jasoN | AHHHHHH!!H | |
*** DarkonZero is now known as Jesus | ||
*** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
Jesus | It did? | |
*** Jesus is now known as DarkonZero | ||
*** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
DeRaptor | You're not Jesus! Only Melty is Jesus! | |
DarkonZero | Mel is the "happy-go-lucky" Jesus. | |
jasoN | 2Quote containing jesus:15,2 *** DeRaptor changes topic to '* jasoN throws a squirrel at Jesus' | |
DeRaptor | Oh yeah. | |
DeRaptor | 11,2Wacky Random #Deep13 Quote With "jesus" In It: 2,11<Jesus> Sorry, jasoN. You're not going to like hell. <DeRaptor> The squirrels throw you there. 11,2 quotes found: 3 | |
DeRaptor | 11,2Wacky Random #Deep13 Quote With "jesus" In It: 2,11<Jesus> Do unto yourself as they are going to do to you....or something... 11,2 quotes found: 3 | |
DeRaptor | 11,2Wacky Random #Deep13 Quote With "jesus" In It: 2,11<Jesus> Do unto yourself as they are going to do to you....or something... 11,2 quotes found: 3 | |
DeRaptor | 11,2Wacky Random #Deep13 Quote With "jesus" In It: 2,11<Jesus> Do unto yourself as they are going to do to you....or something... 11,2 quotes found: 3 | |
DeRaptor | 11,2Wacky Random #Deep13 Quote With "jesus" In It: 2,11<DeRaptor> Jesus action figure! With real kung fu damnation grip! 11,2 quotes found: 3 | |
jasoN | 2Quote containing take command:15,2 <MeltingMan> Sqirrels...those who use them take command...those who don't....DIE!!!!!!!! | |
DeRaptor | wait..."Mel"?! | |
DarkonZero | Yeah....Incredible Mel. | |
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DeRaptor | Melting Gibson... | |
jasoN | hi Tex | |
ToreTex | hey | |
DeRaptor | hello again fabric. | |
jasoN | i love you, Tex | |
DarkonZero | Hey...it's the guy that tore Texas. | |
spyorama | you bastard! | |
ToreTex | wtf with the frabric shit? | |
ToreTex | :P | |
DarkonZero | He tore texas a new one! | |
spyorama | Hey! can you change your name to "GoreTex" so we can make fun? | |
*** ToreTex is now known as NoVa | ||
NoVa | there better | |
DarkonZero | Chevy Nova? | |
NoVa | eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr | |
jasoN | Chevy Chase? | |
spyorama | boooooo | |
spyorama | hiss | |
spyorama | boooooooooooo | |
*** NoVa is now known as CrUs4dEr | ||
DarkonZero | He's HolY! | |
DarkonZero | Er...the caped one. | |
DarkonZero | Or..... | |
jasoN | hehheh | |
DarkonZero | I dunno. | |
jasoN | <nova> i'm batman. | |
CrUs4dEr | ok sure | |
jasoN | 15No quotes containing 2leavebronks.wav15 were in my file. | |
jasoN | doh | |
jasoN | i suck | |
DarkonZero | Crapped CrUs4dEr! | |
[jasoN SOUND] | ||
CrUs4dEr | that would,ve been my guess | |
CrUs4dEr | you bastard | |
DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
*** jasoN is now known as NoVa | ||
*** jasoN has left IRC | ||
* spyorama blinks at the silly h4x0R nickname | ||
*** CrUs4dEr has quit IRC (Quit: i dont gotta take this im going home) | ||
*** NoVa is now known as ToreTex | ||
ToreTex | cool! ToreTex isn't registered.. :D | |
DarkonZero | Silly HaxOr...Linux is for nerds. | |
*** ToreTex is now known as jasoN | ||
*** jasoN is on IRC | ||
spyorama | well, I trust it's registered now :) | |
spyorama | the segue into Seperate Ways is priceless. | |
jasoN | it surely is | |
jasoN | 15No quotes containing 2ToreTex15 were in my file. | |
DarkonZero | Now....why does the silly h4Xor always come here? | |
jasoN | 2Quote containing silly:15,2 * jasoN glares at yoda * Yoda glares back * Yoda looks awfully silly glaring <Yoda> this cute green face wasn't made to glare <Yoda> hehehe | |
jasoN | cause he lufes us | |
DarkonZero | Or thinks "#Deep13" is a hacker group. | |
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*** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by DieRaptor))) | ||
*** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
DarkonZero | wb De. | |
*** DieRaptor is now known as DeRaptor | ||
*** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
jasoN | maybe he wanted to know more about DK's groin ass | |
spyorama | yes, because we're so often mentioned along with 2600 in the press ;) | |
jasoN | wb | |
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
* DeRaptor grumbles. | ||
DeRaptor | groin ass? | |
* jasoN jasons | ||
DeRaptor | Isn't that his cloaca? | |
jasoN | 2Quote containing groin:15,2 * Squirtle rams into DM's groin * Darth-Maul has a steel "cup" on <jasoN> pleeeeeease tell me i did not just see "* Squirtle rams into DM's groin" <Darth-Maul> lol | |
spyorama | cloaca? | |
jasoN | 2Quote containing groin ass:15,2 <DarKrow> I can't replace my groin ass | |
spyorama | 14Quote containing bob: <Locdog07> I never want to fuck shit.<DeRaptor> Then make sure Bob has gone to the bathroom next time...wait...I DIDN'T SAY THAT! | |
DarkonZero | But she did. | |
jasoN | BUT THERE'S POTATOES ON THE SIIIIIIDE! | |
spyorama | 14Quote containing ass: <spyorama> actually, one time I went into radio shack and the sales guy was telling the DSS guy about the party he went to the previous night. <jasoN> <sales guy> and there were GIRLS there! <DSS guy> *giggle* <spyorama> judging by how excited he was that he had a drink, I'm assuming he was still in high school <jasoN> <sales guy> they had beer..ACTUAL BEER! | |
spyorama | No quotes containinggroinwere in my file. Now shoo. | |
* spyorama glares at his freakin' alias | ||
jasoN | 15No quotes containing 2alias15 were in my file. | |
jasoN | 15No quotes containing 2freakin15 were in my file. | |
jasoN | 2Quote containing glares:15,2 * jasoN glares at yoda * Yoda glares back * Yoda looks awfully silly glaring <Yoda> this cute green face wasn't made to glare <Yoda> hehehe | |
DeRaptor | actually, spy, if it's not showing "/halt" then I think it's working. | |
spyorama | that problem was fixed, de :) | |
spyorama | <spyorama> No quotes containinggroinwere in my file. Now shoo. | |
DarkonZero | Was it now? | |
spyorama | the problem, actually, is the lack of a space between "containing," the search variable, " and "were" | |
* spyorama subtracts a quotation mark | ||
jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 * teenMSTie hears the guy in the mobie say "We will not let our penises remain flacif and unused." | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
spyorama | 14Quote containing Darkonzero: * spyorama continues in his quest to make De cringe. Again. <DarkonZero> Spy...you will have no lick....De's a dirty one now. | |
spyorama | No quotes containingdorkwere in my file. Now shoo. | |
jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <EVILjasoN> i found a loophole <superspy> wassat, N? <EVILjasoN> if i don't mention eyes, de doesn't tear off the tape and apply it to my butt <DeRaptor> hmmm. <DeRaptor> try it now. * EVILjasoN tapes de's mouth shut * DeRaptor peels the tape off and duct-tapes EVILjasoN's buttcheeks shut. * EVILjasoN glues de's mouth shut <superspy> hehe * DeRaptor glues Nosaj's butt to the ceiling. | |
* Sound request: can't find 'wantmegold.wav' | ||
[jasoN SOUND] | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'wantmegold.wav' | ||
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* /sound: no such file 'my_uh_things.wav' | ||
* jasoN art bored | ||
jasoN | entertain me | |
spyorama | No quotes containingentertainwere in my file. Now shoo. | |
spyorama | dammit! | |
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spyorama | the plus side of this is that the more I stare at this freakin' script, the more of it I actually get | |
spyorama | No quotes containingfreakwere in my file. Now shoo. | |
spyorama | but it still won't add SPACES! | |
* jasoN knows how to do it | ||
jasoN | ihad the same problem | |
* spyorama pays N | ||
jasoN | add an alt 0160 space instead of a spacebar space | |
spyorama | cheater :) | |
jasoN | yup! | |
* jasoN laughs at Mr.Bungle doing a live version of the red hot chili peppers | ||
spyorama | No quotes containing $+ bungle were in my file. Now shoo. | |
jasoN | Mr.Bungle and the red hot chili peppers have an ongoing feud..so bungle dressed as them for a show on halloween. it's funnt | |
spyorama | eh heh | |
spyorama | No quotes containing $+ bungle were in my file. Now shoo. | |
spyorama | ? | |
DarkonZero | I remember the days when I had a wav of De saying "HIIIIIIIIIIII-KEEEBA!". | |
jasoN | make sure you put the alt 0160 space in the right place | |
jasoN | you did? | |
spyorama | hehe | |
DarkonZero | yeah. | |
jasoN | that's scary | |
jasoN | not like de is even here | |
DarkonZero | Now we are in the days of De singing into Bob's VMB. | |
spyorama | 14Quote containing De: <Locdog07> I never want to fuck shit.<DeRaptor> Then make sure Bob has gone to the bathroom next time...wait...I DIDN'T SAY THAT! | |
spyorama | No quotes containing $+$1-$+ were in my file. Now shoo. | |
* DeRaptor splatters N against the far wall. | ||
* jasoN stuffs a sock in DeRaptor's gaping mouth | ||
jasoN | ok, she's here | |
DarkonZero | and now.... | |
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jasoN | hehe | |
spyorama | No quotes containing $+ blah were in my file. Now shoo. | |
* jasoN sings along! | ||
DeRaptor | I have mp3s going. nyeah. | |
jasoN | i dont | |
jasoN | haha | |
jasoN | wait, that's bad | |
DarkonZero | Me either. | |
* spyorama turns off de's mp3 | ||
DarkonZero | That is bad... | |
jasoN | spy, you're turning me off too | |
DarkonZero | D'OH! | |
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[spyorama SOUND] | ||
DeRaptor | same here. | |
jasoN | yeah de, you are too | |
DarkonZero | And I'm left out as usual. | |
jasoN | well DZ, you dont distincly turn me off, but you dont turn me on either | |
DarkonZero | That's good to hear. | |
spyorama | No quotes containing blag were in my file. Now shoo. | |
DeRaptor | You're supposed to be turned off by spy too, ninnyhammer. | |
jasoN | of course you dont fart every 2 seconds like de and spy do | |
* spyorama farts | ||
DarkonZero | True.... | |
DarkonZero | They picked that up from Anon. | |
jasoN | 2Quote containing anon:15,2 <MSTAnon> 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196 <Goku> mmmmm pi * BobIshmael smacks Ku. <BobIshmael> No puns. <Goku> but it's all I'm good for! <BobIshmael> "KU! AH! GOOD GOD NOW! WHAT IS HE GOOD FOR?" | |
* spyorama wonders where the hell cambot ran off to | ||
jasoN | 15No quotes containing 2carl15 were in my file. | |
jasoN | 2Quote containing karl:15,2 <Sentroid91> hey! That Karl Marx-looking man is gone from b-moviechannel.com <MeltingMan> Awww. <MSTAnon> Okay, time for go to bed. * MSTAnon farts. <DarkonZero> He's gonna smell bad in the morning. <Sentroid91> who? Karl Marx? <DarkonZero> No...Anon. <MeltingMan> He smells bad now. <Sentroid91> what about Karl? <MeltingMan> I'm not smelling Karl. | |
spyorama | maybe he eloped with Katie? | |
DarkonZero | Probably. | |
* DeRaptor shoves a cork in spy's ass. | ||
DarkonZero | .... | |
jasoN | wow | |
spyorama | ow! | |
DarkonZero | <:{ | |
jasoN | de, that cork was 2 feet wide! | |
* DeRaptor walks off. | ||
*** UrbanD is on IRC | ||
jasoN | have some compassion | |
DarkonZero | Urb is back. | |
*** UrbanD has joined #deep13 | ||
DarkonZero | yay... | |
jasoN | hi UrbanFoo | |
UrbanD | BNLAH@ | |
DarkonZero | THE HELL? | |
* spyorama goes into the kitchen to find the corkscrew while mumbling something none-too-nice about de. | ||
* jasoN throws UrbanD helluva far away! | ||
UrbanD | sup? | |
UrbanD | ow. | |
* jasoN gives spy a feather-pruner | ||
*** UrbanD has quit IRC (Quit: God is the the TV ... Kill your Television.) | ||
*** UrbanD has left IRC | ||
DarkonZero | Urb...was that your impression od De from last night? | |
spyorama | a....what? | |
jasoN | in the wrong hands, this could be dangerous... | |
DeRaptor | Hey Urbo. | |
DarkonZero | Oh....guess not. | |
spyorama | heh heh | |
jasoN | cause..de has feathers | |
* spyorama takes the pruner | ||
jasoN | pluck em! | |
jasoN | pluck em! | |
* spyorama sets the pain level to EXTREME!!! | ||
* DeRaptor eeats the pruner. | ||
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[jasoN SOUND] | ||
* DeRaptor burps. | ||
spyorama | HEY! | |
spyorama | my mom gave that to me! | |
DarkonZero | Get the asskicker out! | |
* jasoN gives spy another pruner | ||
* spyorama attacks De with the pruner | ||
DeRaptor | N is your mom? Oh yeah. | |
* DeRaptor RUNS! | ||
jasoN | yup | |
jasoN | spy is my darlinf daughter | |
jasoN | G | |
DarkonZero | Hmmm...De emphasized "RUNS".......does she have the runs? | |
DeRaptor | No...but you will soon. | |
* jasoN sings | ||
spyorama | well, only your daughter in the sense that you make me wear these silly dresses | |
DeRaptor | Remember that chocolate ice cream I gave you? | |
DarkonZero | I already do. | |
jasoN | you better ruuuun..cause she's got the runs! | |
* spyorama prunes De. | ||
DarkonZero | Stupid chimichangas. | |
* DeRaptor kills spy. | ||
DarkonZero | Ok....De's filled her quota. | |
* spyorama sends in the clones to continue the pruning | ||
jasoN | 2Quote containing kills:15,2 <Kenzukai> *******jasoN this is your concious KILL for me jasoN kill for me ********* <Kenzukai> lmao * jasoN kills ken | |
jasoN | 2Quote containing clone:15,2 <elfangor-clone> who nucked me | |
jasoN | 15No quotes containing 2dorkon15 were in my file. | |
DarkonZero | HA! | |
* spyorama shudders at 20/20 | ||
spyorama | well, the website, anyway | |
jasoN | <spy> barbara walters is nude | |
spyorama | 27 year-old-guy who stopped aging - physically - at age 12. that's freakin' WEIRD | |
jasoN | woah | |
DarkonZero | Gary Coleman? | |
spyorama | when did ABC start running rejected stories from the weekly world news? | |
spyorama | ....except this is real. | |
* spyorama isn't going to sleep tonight. | ||
spyorama | good, ol' fashioned nightmare fuel | |
jasoN | yeah, you'll be too bust looking in the mirror | |
jasoN | ahh! it could be me! | |
spyorama | http://abcnews.go.com/onair/2020/2020_000524_mario.html | |
jasoN | mario? | |
spyorama | that's his name | |
jasoN | it's cap'n lou? | |
jasoN | he's 27?! | |
jasoN | holy cow | |
spyorama | what's even freakier is that he LIKES IT | |
DarkonZero | MIKEY LIKES IT! | |
spyorama | (Mario) | |
[jasoN SOUND] | ||
jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <Tweeter> Yes, it is better to rape a helpless child than a grown man | |
jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <Teru> lions, and tigers, and bears....... <Locdog07> And munchkin orgies. | |
jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <DarKrow> it's not porn <Locdog07> Emphasis on the "t" because it's Mr. T porn <jasoN> Mr.T porn? where?? <jasoN> er, i mean..ewww gross <MeltingMan> Oh wow! | |
* DeRaptor burps. | ||
spyorama | you ate Mario?! | |
* jasoN stuffs a sock in DeRaptor's gaping mouth | ||
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <jasoN> i'm the impotantest of all <jasoN> DOH! <jasoN> hehe <jasoN> nobody read what i typed | |
DeRaptor | mmmm...mario. | |
jasoN | i think i meant omnipotent | |
DarkonZero | De always liked Italias. | |
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <MeltInCube> You can freeze the cube and make frozen me-cicles! The tasty treat that tastes like melted meat! <DZInCube> MM is proud that he likes to be eaten..... <MeltInCube> I eat back, though. | |
DarkonZero | Italians even. | |
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[jasoN SOUND] | ||
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[jasoN SOUND] | ||
DeRaptor | I think you meant importantest, from the context. | |
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <Cindy> oh joy i'm a 12 year old i don't want to hear about aliens fucking | |
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <superspy> so you bought an obnoxious, spoiled, anger-filled, bitter, robot-child for a nickel? | |
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 * DeRaptor wonders what's with the televangelist on the front of the tape meltingchucko sent her. <DeRaptor> he's marching around screaming about the holy ghost...and it freaked my sheet. <DeRaptor> I always thought the holy ghost was Sentroid after meeting with the business end of a nailgun. | |
jasoN | i know | |
jasoN | but looking back.. | |
jasoN | i think i meant omnipotent | |
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <jasoN> i'm the impotantest of all <jasoN> DOH! <jasoN> hehe <jasoN> nobody read what i typed | |
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <Calvin-Crowe> My butt is called a happy meal because it makes Sent happy and he munches it | |
jasoN | cause, you know | |
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <IncredibleMeltingMan> Heheh....big bong! | |
jasoN | i am | |
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <MeltingMan> I like weiners. | |
jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <Wookieegirl> heeeeeeyy jassssss.... <jasoN> uh oh *** hytra has joined #starwars <Wookieegirl> *NOOOOOOOOGIE!!!!!* *** hytra has quit IRC ((signed off)) <jasoN> lol!! | |
DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
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jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <Locdog07> Like the image, Greid? <jasoN> <greidanus> yeah, but why are you nude? <jasoN> <greidanus> and what's the mime doing? | |
DarkonZero | We are not lively....WE ARE BORED! | |
spyorama | are we not silly? | |
jasoN | we are FOO'S | |
DarkonZero | No. | |
jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <DeRaptor> Jesus action figure! With real kung fu action! | |
jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <ZillaJoe> well Yoda no office yoda | |
jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <Wookieegirl> heh... I knew there was something whorish about you, but i couldn't put my finger on it <Wookieegirl> because it would have cost me money | |
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <BobIshmael> PEOPLE ARE DYING ALL AROUND YOU! AND ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS GUMMI BEARS AND SEX! | |
* jasoN falls asleep | ||
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <ManosV2> Hmm. Anyone here know a nicer-sounding synonym for the word, "stalk"? <Timmyling> "Follow excessively." <Goku> why do you want to know Manos... <Goku> wait <Goku> maybe I don't wanna know | |
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <UrbanD> again, N. <UrbanD> give it to me good. | |
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <Greidanus> why is my anus the butt of most jokes!? <Locdog07> Your anus is the butt of the year. | |
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <DeRaptor> goodbye, Bobby. :(=) <BobIshmael> Tell Urban I love him. <DeRaptor> Oh, I will. <BobIshmael> Good. *** BobIshmael has quit IRC <DeRaptor> .oO{I'll tell him more than that...} | |
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <Cindy> oh joy i'm a 12 year old i don't want to hear about aliens fucking | |
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <Qrow> Its official... <Qrow> DK is the gayest person alive... <DeRaptor> Poor Qrow, he was aiming for that title! <MeltingMan> Qrow and DZ can be queen and.....queen of gayness! | |
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 * MeltingMan thinks De should quote "*DeRaptor is going nuts with this thing"... | |
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <DeRaptor> * Cal-Crowe puts his big balls on Sent <Cal-Crowe> ldkfldkf *** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (www.biteme.com) | |
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <Riicko> asl? <eliaN> 16/f/CA <Riicko> 22 m hungary <eliaN> what are you hungry for? <Riicko> not hungry <Riicko> hungary <eliaN> no, it's spelled hungry. i checked the dictionary <eliaN> i'm hungry too. i need to have lunch | |
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <BobIshmael> Doritos suck. Fritos are good. Cheetoes are better. <MeltingMan> I agree with Bob.... <MeltingMan> I'm scared! <BobIshmael> Sunchips are pretty good. <ThejasoN> doh, now i agree with bob <ThejasoN> heeelp! <BobIshmael> THIS ISN'T HOLLYWOOD SQUARES! <ThejasoN> and you're not gilbert gottfried | |
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <jasoN> and De, stop doing stuff to my butt! <jasoN> and noone quote that | |
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <Raven-X> so when I hear Paul Reubens go HA HA, he is really crying? | |
*** Mepitans is on IRC | ||
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <DeRaptor> heehee. BLOOD! | |
DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <UrbanD> me keeps typing /ban Malteese but it never seems to work <Malteese> LOL that's not nice.. <UrbanD> i know. <UrbanD> it really shouldn't refuse to work like that. | |
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* DarkonZero is away! 3,0REASON:(Gonna go play a game.....)3,0 | ||
jasoN | haiku | |
Mepitans | hai | |
jasoN | what iup, yo? | |
Mepitans | I counted tapes of anime | |
jasoN | how many? | |
DeRaptor | wb Meppy. | |
Mepitans | when next stuff comes, I will have 128 | |
jasoN | i have 160-some | |
spyorama | just generic anime? | |
jasoN | you're close | |
Mepitans | thats like 50-60 DBZ though hehe | |
Mepitans | Yeah | |
jasoN | woah | |
Mepitans | What stuff do you have N? | |
jasoN | lots of stuff | |
Mepitans | GAH! make a list | |
* spyorama screams, anime style | ||
Mepitans | I want to trade with people | |
jasoN | http://www.geocities.com/jrw78/myANIME.txt | |
Mepitans | and make my collection big | |
jasoN | that's outdated though | |
jasoN | and not there | |
jasoN | hmm | |
Mepitans | not a website | |
Mepitans | hehe | |
jasoN | oh well | |
jasoN | some other year | |
Mepitans | Do you have series or movies? | |
jasoN | both | |
Mepitans | what series? | |
jasoN | slayers | |
jasoN | lodoss war | |
jasoN | both of both | |
jasoN | other stuff | |
Mepitans | oh I see | |
jasoN | no x-rated stuff though | |
jasoN | sorry | |
Mepitans | hehe | |
spyorama | suuuuuuuuuuuuure, N | |
[spyorama SOUND] | ||
jasoN | well, there is that one with the tentacles.. | |
jasoN | er, i mean | |
Mepitans | hehe | |
Mepitans | N, do you have Maze? or Yu Yu Hakusho? | |
jasoN | no | |
Mepitans | FY? | |
jasoN | and no | |
jasoN | and no | |
Mepitans | uh...Do you have girly crap? | |
Mepitans | like Marmalade Boy | |
jasoN | no | |
jasoN | no | |
Mepitans | Rekka no Honou(Flame of Rekka) | |
jasoN | no | |
Mepitans | Weiß Kruez? | |
jasoN | no | |
* spyorama points to N's large Sailor Moon poster | ||
Mepitans | DBZ? | |
* jasoN breaks spy's hand | ||
jasoN | no | |
Mepitans | Bastard!! | |
Mepitans | ? | |
jasoN | yes | |
jasoN | that rocks | |
Mepitans | I have 1-3 coming | |
* jasoN IS dark schneider | ||
Mepitans | N, I could trade alot of my collection with you | |
spyorama | schneider? | |
jasoN | i'll make you a list sometime | |
spyorama | that dude on "one day at a time"? | |
Mepitans | and we could double | |
jasoN | not quite, spy | |
jasoN | he's an evil wizard | |
jasoN | oh, wait.. | |
Mepitans | and I could have to build another room, just for anime | |
jasoN | i should take a picture of my pile of anime | |
DeRaptor | Sailor Moon is N's hero. | |
jasoN | it's funny | |
Mepitans | do it! | |
jasoN | it goes almost to the ceiling | |
Mepitans | N, is most of your stuff comercial, or fansubs? | |
Mepitans | hehehe | |
Mepitans | picture! | |
Mepitans | and | |
Mepitans | list! | |
jasoN | almost all commercial stuff | |
Mepitans | I will make a list if you want | |
jasoN | some mazinger fansubs | |
Mepitans | damnit N, I hate comercial :P | |
Mepitans | all mine are subs | |
jasoN | i prefer dubbed stuff | |
Mepitans | ew | |
jasoN | hehe | |
jasoN | eww! | |
jasoN | i only get subbed when that's all that's availab;e | |
Mepitans | I can't stand American voice acting | |
jasoN | cause alot of the time i put anime on when i'm doing work and i'm not paying attention to the subtitles | |
jasoN | sometimes the american voices are cool | |
jasoN | my favorite is violence jack 2 | |
Mepitans | yeah..but..you know DBZ? | |
jasoN | the voices are so funnt | |
jasoN | yeah? | |
spyorama | know DBZ! I went to HIGH SCHOOL with DBZ! | |
Mepitans | well...they are making this one guy British, it is going to sound so wrong | |
jasoN | is B DZ's middles initial? | |
spyorama | the dude kicked ass in Key Club | |
jasoN | Darkon Bradley Zero | |
[jasoN SOUND] | ||
Mepitans | Darkon BreasticalBoobicalTesticletubical Zero | |
[jasoN SOUND] | ||
spyorama | who's that? | |
jasoN | i dunno | |
DeRaptor | I thought the BreasticalBoobical part was bob. | |
spyorama | hehehe | |
* spyorama plays that mp3 | ||
jasoN | bob had breast-reduction and donated the tissue to DZ | |
jasoN | <DZ> i finally have the breasts i always dreamed of! | |
DeRaptor | oh wow... | |
spyorama | say fellas, there sure is a lot of skin in this chat room, isn't there? | |
jasoN | no | |
Mepitans | I have shorts on | |
Mepitans | does that count? | |
jasoN | so do i, i guess | |
spyorama | neither does De. | |
jasoN | de is all scaly though | |
spyorama | oh. I thought you said you DIDN'T have shorts on | |
jasoN | so it doesn't matter | |
* spyorama wonders why he has Shatner mp3 files | ||
DeRaptor | You are all scaley too, N. | |
DeRaptor | Look at your knees. | |
* jasoN plays this for spy | ||
[jasoN SOUND] | ||
jasoN | i am not! | |
spyorama | I don't have that file | |
spyorama | so there | |
* spyorama draws a big "L" on N's forehead | ||
[jasoN SOUND] | ||
[jasoN SOUND] | ||
* spyorama listens to Separate Ways | ||
DeRaptor | you wrote on his N! | |
spyorama | yeah. so? | |
spyorama | brb | |
jasoN | a man's N is his temple | |
jasoN | and many women worship my N | |
* DeRaptor is going to draw N's N now. | ||
jasoN | oh goody | |
* spyorama reminds N that more women worship his orama | ||
jasoN | and why wouldn't they? | |
jasoN | de was just telling me the other day how lovely my aroma is | |
spyorama | Someday, love will find you! | |
spyorama | blah, blah, something, something | |
spyorama | hum de hum SEPERATE WAYS | |
DeRaptor | I have to go for a few minutes but I will come back. | |
DeRaptor | bye bye. | |
jasoN | someday, loce will find you..break those chains that bind you..one night will remind you...hum de hum SEPERATE WAYS | |
jasoN | cya | |
spyorama | bye | |
spyorama | loce? | |
jasoN | yeah | |
jasoN | i'd explain, but i'm going too | |
jasoN | 3AM am too late for me | |
Mepitans | I got Trigun the other day | |
spyorama | it's 2:45 | |
Mepitans | I am getting the new one soon | |
Mepitans | Volume 2 | |
Mepitans | It is a good series | |
jasoN | my computer clock is fast i guess | |
jasoN | never seen it mep | |
Mepitans | comedy | |
jasoN | get mononoke on DVD | |
Mepitans | ok | |
Mepitans | it isn't out yet | |
jasoN | june | |
jasoN | that's soon | |
jasoN | as i was saying, good night | |
spyorama | aw | |
spyorama | 'night, N | |
Mepitans | night | |
Mepitans | N | |
* spyorama kicks N out the door | ||
* jasoN sleeps of to jason | ||
jasoN | ow | |
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* spyorama boogies to ABBA | ||
Session Close: Thu May 25 00:00:00 2000 |
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