| Session Start: Mon May 22 00:00:00 2000 | ||
| * DarkonZero sits in the corner..... | ||
| DeRaptor | So...is Meester Darkon going to get heemself a datey watey? | |
|---|---|---|
| DarkonZero | Why....you interested? | |
| DeRaptor | just...nosey? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...really? | |
| DeRaptor | yep. | |
| DarkonZero | Well..to tell the truth.....I just want to finally have a relationship with some girl...for once in my life. | |
| DeRaptor | well...then go to it or something...eesh. | |
| DarkonZero | Easier said than done. | |
| DeRaptor | Probably... | |
| DarkonZero | I remember trying to egg a relationship outta you.....but that would never happen between us......so I moved on. | |
| DarkonZero | Per as usual. | |
| DeRaptor | I like eggs. They taste like baby chickens. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe...... | |
| DeRaptor | why are parakeets so stupid? | |
| DarkonZero | Don't ask me.......like I know bird brains. | |
| DeRaptor | I am a bird brain. :(=) | |
| DarkonZero | Uh....I have no comment. | |
| DeRaptor | I have two owls. | |
| DarkonZero | Cool.... | |
| DeRaptor | They are large and round and fluffy. | |
| * DeRaptor sniggers. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| DarkonZero | I must be missing something. | |
| DeRaptor | Probably. | |
| * DarkonZero thinks the server plays ping pong too much...... | ||
| DeRaptor | yes. It needs a new game. | |
| DeRaptor | It should take up solitaire. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...a nice quiet game. | |
| DeRaptor | so it will leave us alone. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...very muchso. | |
| DarkonZero | muchso? | |
| DarkonZero | MUCHSO! MUCHSO MAN! | |
| * DarkonZero kicks himself. | ||
| DeRaptor | servers that don't leave people be are mean. | |
| DarkonZero | So true. | |
| DeRaptor | they should be shot. | |
| DarkonZero | Like that will ever happen. | |
| * DarkonZero blanks out.... | ||
| DarkonZero | ....................... | |
| DeRaptor | wow! | |
| * DeRaptor throws things at Darkon. | ||
| DarkonZero | You do that too much. | |
| DarkonZero | But I do make a good target, don't I? | |
| * DarkonZero is full of himself.......pretty much crap. | ||
| DeRaptor | well, you do when you sit there sulking like that. | |
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Mon May 22 00:26:01 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Mon May 22 00:26:41 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'They tell us that...we lost our wings...evolving down...from flying things...are we not birds? (we are dinos) are we not birds? (D-I-N-O)' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Sun May 21 23:42:48 | ||
| *** DarkonZero has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| Darkon0 | Dmmit! | |
| *** Disconnected | ||
| *** Attempting to rejoin... | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** Rejoined channel #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'They tell us that...we lost our wings...evolving down...from flying things...are we not birds? (we are dinos) are we not birds? (D-I-N-O)' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Sun May 21 23:42:48 | ||
| DarkonZero | There. | |
| DeRaptor | wb | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks... | |
| DarkonZero | Now laugh at me. | |
| DarkonZero | Just for payback. | |
| * DeRaptor burps. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok...that'll work | |
| DarkonZero | And thanks for the looking like crap comment. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait... | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
| * DeRaptor plays "Whip It" real loud. | ||
| DarkonZero | Well......it's been nice chattin' with ya again. I gotta go...I work later. G'night. | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Mon May 22 00:31:41 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Mon May 22 22:55:34 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'They tell us that...we lost our wings...evolving down...from flying things...are we not birds? (we are dinos) are we not birds? (D-I-N-O) <DarKrow> I'm a bird... not a dino <DeRaptor> You is both, silly DK.' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Mon May 22 21:31:21 | ||
| jasoN | hey, DF | |
| DarkonZero | Hey SuperN! | |
| jasoN | you know i got a static-x CD today | |
| DeRaptor | Hey Mr. Zero. | |
| jasoN | they're helluva cool | |
| DeRaptor | 11,2Wacky Random #Deep13 Quote With "virgin" In It: 2,11<Rowan> Okay, gentles all, have pity on the Virgin here. Why the music and the colour changes? <jasoN> you're a virgin? <jasoN> does your husband know? 11,2 quotes found: 1 | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing baseball bat:15,2 <DeRaptor> where do I sleep? <Negaweapon> You can sleep with jasoN and IMM. I'm sleeping with a baseball bat. <DeRaptor> jasoN AND IMM? Kinky... | |
| DeRaptor | d'oh! You quoted that, I see... | |
| jasoN | hehe | |
| jasoN | why yes, i did | |
| DeRaptor | You're evil. | |
| jasoN | that's what they say | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | I think I'll make you sleep with Nega and have Melty all to myself... | |
| * DeRaptor has a coughing fit. | ||
| * DeRaptor runs. | ||
| DarkonZero | They also say he's stupid and would never amount anything. | |
| jasoN | yikes | |
| DeRaptor | that too. | |
| jasoN | they could be wrong | |
| * DeRaptor runs...into N! And kicks him! | ||
| * jasoN throws DeRaptor helluva far away! | ||
| * DeRaptor throws jasoN into the rings of saturn! | ||
| DarkonZero | Ah.....people throwing...N's fave pastime. | |
| DarkonZero | past time even. | |
| jasoN | better then the rings or uranus | |
| jasoN | oF even | |
| DarkonZero | ? | |
| jasoN | read up a couple lines | |
| DeRaptor | jquote, search baseball bat | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing baseball bat:15,2 <DeRaptor> where do I sleep? <Negaweapon> You can sleep with jasoN and IMM. I'm sleeping with a baseball bat. <DeRaptor> jasoN AND IMM? Kinky... | |
| DeRaptor | heeheehee | |
| jasoN | me and IMM are helluva studs | |
| jasoN | we get all the chicks | |
| DarkonZero | De's been very kinky lately. | |
| jasoN | maybe it's her medication | |
| DarkonZero | Later she'll bring out the whips and chains. | |
| DeRaptor | I stopped taking my medication right when I started getting kinky! | |
| DeRaptor | ...oh... | |
| jasoN | only when anon's here | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing S&M:15,2 <MSTAnon> S&M is good. | |
| jasoN | thanks anon | |
| DeRaptor | No, when Anon's here I put on a wrought iron chastity belt and hide in the closet. | |
| DarkonZero | Now there's an image. | |
| jasoN | <anon> ver are you, mine little aryan lizard? | |
| DeRaptor | And doodle funnt cartoons of peoples. | |
| DeRaptor | hahahahahah | |
| *** ToreTex has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | eep! | |
| jasoN | hi tex | |
| DeRaptor | heeeeeey person whose name sounds like a fabric. | |
| ToreTex | sup | |
| jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <DeRaptor> No, when Anon's here I put on a wrought iron chastity belt and hide in the closet. | |
| ToreTex | fabric? | |
| DarkonZero | Who's Tex...and why did you tear him? | |
| jasoN | is Tex from down south, by any chance? | |
| ToreTex | um a no | |
| jasoN | maybe the name is Tor e. Tex | |
| jasoN | like Tor johnson | |
| ToreTex | nope | |
| ToreTex | ToreTex=Deamon of terror | |
| * DarkonZero tries not to laugh. | ||
| ToreTex | so i took it as my nick | |
| ToreTex | ;P | |
| DarkonZero | I got to. | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | There.... | |
| jasoN | no, i'm just kidding Tor. we know you're really from Canada | |
| *** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
| *** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * Locdog07 invisos into #Deep13 | ||
| *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
| jasoN | hi dog | |
| DarkonZero | Luke! | |
| Locdog07 | Hi. | |
| ToreTex | yeah thats what my host says | |
| DarkonZero | Er...Loc! | |
| DeRaptor | Heeey dawg | |
| Locdog07 | FATHER! | |
| DeRaptor | jquote, search baseball bat | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing baseball bat:15,2 <DeRaptor> where do I sleep? <Negaweapon> You can sleep with jasoN and IMM. I'm sleeping with a baseball bat. <DeRaptor> jasoN AND IMM? Kinky... | |
| Locdog07 | Oh. | |
| jasoN | CANADIAN! | |
| DeRaptor | MWAHAHAHAHAHAH | |
| jasoN | you..CANADIAN! | |
| Locdog07 | O_O | |
| ToreTex | yeah | |
| * DeRaptor rotfllai. | ||
| jasoN | yeah, we're having an orgy at the con | |
| ToreTex | B.C | |
| * Locdog07 don't want no dinosaur sleeping with his 'soN | ||
| jasoN | her feathers turn me on | |
| jasoN | it's a fetish | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"I'm With Stupid"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Static-X14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| *** Negaweapon has left #deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | I thought they made you sneeze. | |
| ToreTex | ok man your just scarin me now | |
| jasoN | i hang out in alt.sex.fetish.feathery.dinos | |
| DeRaptor | There's a fine line. | |
| * Locdog07 pushes ToreTex into the cess-pit | ||
| jasoN | and alt.sex.lodovik | |
| Locdog07 | It's less scary down there. | |
| jasoN | but you knew that | |
| jasoN | Tor is from canada..he doesn't understand | |
| * Locdog07 grumbles at what his 'soN has become | ||
| *** ToreTex has quit IRC (Quit: ive fallen and i cant get up :P) | ||
| jasoN | hehheh | |
| Locdog07 | O_O | |
| DeRaptor | what about me? I'm kinky too! | |
| Locdog07 | No. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....we scared another one....minus me. | |
| jasoN | yeah! | |
| Locdog07 | You're just peudo-creer. | |
| DeRaptor | Look at my tail! It's gotten slammed in the door a kajillion times! | |
| DeRaptor | Real kinky. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| jasoN | <de> and i liked it | |
| jasoN | <De> so did anon | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing s&m:15,2 <MSTAnon> S&M is good. | |
| jasoN | thanks anon | |
| Locdog07 | Wow, De's become the channel slut while I've been away. | |
| DarkonZero | Sooner or later....De's gonna make a spanking machine....for herself. | |
| * DeRaptor kills N. | ||
| Locdog07 | Or is that you, N? | |
| jasoN | that's still you loc | |
| DeRaptor | No, I'm gonna make a spanking machine....for gerbils! | |
| Locdog07 | k | |
| DeRaptor | A tiny little spanking machine! | |
| DarkonZero | Suuuure.. | |
| * Locdog07 makes a spanking machine for squirrels | ||
| DeRaptor | Mmmm, meltingman...he goes great on nachos! | |
| * DeRaptor runs. | ||
| Locdog07 | Geesh. | |
| * DeRaptor finds a puddle on the floor and starts dipping chips into it. | ||
| jasoN | she's off the medication, loc | |
| DarkonZero | Only De would know what Melty would be good on. | |
| jasoN | can you tell? | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Love Dump"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Static-X14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| DeRaptor | The medication tasted like icky poo. | |
| jasoN | it was icky poo | |
| jasoN | but it was good for you | |
| DeRaptor | But I didn't like it! | |
| jasoN | so? | |
| jasoN | eat it! | |
| DeRaptor | And I like not taking it...now I can eat all the moths! | |
| DarkonZero | EAT IT! | |
| Locdog07 | Melt tastes like icky poo too... but maybe that's cuz I always eat from his ass. | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| * DeRaptor goes catatonic. | ||
| DarkonZero | Now....that's something best kept to yourself. | |
| DeRaptor | Okay...that was just wrong...almost as wrong as Joe Crow posting a url of a picture of his anatomically correct Crow to the botbuilders list... | |
| DeRaptor | I did NOT click on THAT link...an' ya canna make me! | |
| Locdog07 | Suuuuure. | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search yum | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing yum:15,2 <jasoN> Quote: <KevinMurphy> I use the internet strictly for porn. <DeRaptor> Yeah, he would. <DeRaptor> Him and his little red robot just LOVE watching porn together...if you catch my drift. <DeRaptor> wait...little red robot sounds like a euphemism...DANG! <jasoN> you know de, when i modify this conversation to include "robot areas" you have noone to blame but yourself <DeRaptor> yum. | |
| * DeRaptor shudders and shudders. | ||
| DarkonZero | HAHAHAHAHAH! | |
| DeRaptor | I was saying yum about something else I think. | |
| Locdog07 | Yeah, Melty. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-huh. | |
| DeRaptor | Or maybe I was being sarcastic...I think that's it. | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search fetch | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing fetch:15,2 * IncredibleMeltingMan wonders if he should say something about his stick... <DeRaptor> About how Loc likes to "fetch" it, you mean? | |
| * DeRaptor ties Loc up in the yard. | ||
| * Locdog07 whines | ||
| jasoN | 2Quote containing s&m:15,2 <MSTAnon> S&M is good. | |
| jasoN | thanks anon | |
| * DeRaptor throws a bone out in the yard to keep Loc busy. | ||
| * Locdog07 chews on the bone | ||
| jasoN | 15No quotes containing 2bone15 were in my file. | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing chew:15,2 <DeRaptor> I chewed up those gummie bears, you know. <superspy> those were my fake gummie bears <BobIshmael> His decoy gummie bears, if you will. | |
| DeRaptor | wait...was that a dildo painted gold? J. C. will be wanting that...STUFFED DOWN HIS PERVERTED THROAT! | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| jasoN | o_O | |
| DarkonZero | THE HELL????? | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| Locdog07 | De, you're insomnia horny. | |
| DarkonZero | Pretty much. | |
| DeRaptor | No, I'm horny insomnia... | |
| DeRaptor | that makes no sense. | |
| DeRaptor | But....er....couch! | |
| * DeRaptor eats the couch. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm horny...but not that horny. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| jasoN | in bed | |
| * Locdog07 has a horn somewhere | ||
| DarkonZero | I meant tired. | |
| Locdog07 | It's on my thigh... Idunno how it got there... | |
| DeRaptor | in bed | |
| DeRaptor | 0_0 | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Wisconsin Death Trip"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Static-X14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| jasoN | in bed | |
| DeRaptor | Crow is a hermaphrobot, anyway, so to be anatomically correct, well...let's not go there. | |
| DarkonZero | in bed. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| DeRaptor | you be quiet. | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| DeRaptor | Or I will SMASH SMASH KILL! | |
| DarkonZero | YOU BE QUIET! | |
| DarkonZero | YOU BE QUIET! | |
| DarkonZero | YOU BE QUIET! | |
| DarkonZero | YOU BE QUIET! | |
| DarkonZero | YOU BE QUIET! | |
| DarkonZero | YOU BE QUIET! | |
| jasoN | in bed | |
| DarkonZero | HAHAHAHAHA! | |
| DeRaptor | ME NO BE QUIET! ME TALK! | |
| jasoN | in bed | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| DarkonZero | N's timing is off. | |
| DarkonZero | In bed. | |
| DarkonZero | But don't ask me why. | |
| jasoN | heeeey, i dont know who you've been talking to, but you're mistaken, son | |
| DarkonZero | Only he knows. | |
| DeRaptor | ME TALK LOTS! | |
| DarkonZero | SHUT UP DINO! | |
| * Locdog07 puts a band-aid on De's mouth | ||
| jasoN | in bed | |
| DarkonZero | Thank you. | |
| jasoN | nono! | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search at drawing | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing at drawing:15,2 <EdgarAllenSent> then I say you watch MTV <DeRaptor> in bed <jasoN> then i say you suck! <DeRaptor> in bed <EdgarAllenSent> then I say you wipe <DeRaptor> in bed * jasoN thinks de is great <DeRaptor> at drawing | |
| jasoN | let me | |
| * DeRaptor tears the band-aid off and sticks it over Loc's eyes. | ||
| * jasoN tears off the bandaid | ||
| Locdog07 | AHHHH!!! | |
| * jasoN stuffs a sock in DeRaptor's gaping mouth | ||
| Locdog07 | Ahhhh? | |
| DarkonZero | GET UP ON THIS WISCONSIN DEATH TRIP!!!!!!!!! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Push It"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Static-X14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| DarkonZero | YEAH! YOU PUSH IT!!!!! | |
| DeRaptor | 11,2Wacky Random #Deep13 Quote With "virgin" In It: 2,11<Rowan> Okay, gentles all, have pity on the Virgin here. Why the music and the colour changes? <jasoN> you're a virgin? <jasoN> does your husband know? 11,2 quotes found: 1 | |
| jasoN | hehe | |
| jasoN | she was odd | |
| Locdog07 | O_O | |
| jasoN | you missed her, loc | |
| DarkonZero | As did I. | |
| jasoN | who cares | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
| DarkonZero | I know. | |
| jasoN | i'm concerned about poor loc | |
| jasoN | wait your turn | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| Locdog07 | Poor me. | |
| DarkonZero | MY TURN! | |
| DarkonZero | MY TURN! | |
| jasoN | wait your turn!! | |
| jasoN | feeb | |
| DeRaptor | in bec | |
| DeRaptor | bed | |
| DarkonZero | Asshole! | |
| DeRaptor | not beck. | |
| DeRaptor | Nobody should be in Beck. | |
| * Locdog07 is in Beck | ||
| DarkonZero | Except De;. | |
| Locdog07 | No, Beck is in her. | |
| DeRaptor | You seem to be in everybody male at all times. | |
| * Locdog07 glares | ||
| DeRaptor | o_O | |
| DeRaptor | Is not! | |
| Locdog07 | Is too! | |
| DeRaptor | Okay...I admit it...I ate him...Melty will be mad at me. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Get Off"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Kittie14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| DeRaptor | But I promise not to eat the Squirrel Nut Zippers! | |
| DarkonZero | LIAR! | |
| jasoN | no squirrels for you | |
| * Locdog07 thinks Melty'll forgive ya just because you're soooooooo hateful. | ||
| DeRaptor | And I will cause him great pain if he does not? | |
| * DeRaptor coughs up Beck. | ||
| DeRaptor | He was giving me indigestion anyway. | |
| DarkonZero | Ewwww.... | |
| Locdog07 | <Beck> Woooooow... | |
| DarkonZero | Man.....this chick band rocks! | |
| DarkonZero | KITTIE ROCKS! | |
| DarkonZero | Now....moving on. | |
| DeRaptor | Kitties eat mice and birds. | |
| Locdog07 | Chicks are good singers. All goin' "Cheep cheep cheep" and getting flipped. | |
| DeRaptor | I don't like it when my kitty kills hummingbirds...it makes me sad. | |
| Locdog07 | :( | |
| DarkonZero | It's nature. | |
| Locdog07 | The damn circle of life sucks. | |
| DarkonZero | Live with it. | |
| DeRaptor | But it still makes me sad. | |
| * Locdog07 stretches the circle of life so it looks really fat | ||
| DarkonZero | LIVE WITH IT DAMMIT! | |
| Locdog07 | HA! | |
| DeRaptor | Birdies should not die because they are dinosaurs and therefore my friends forever and ever. | |
| * DeRaptor gnaws on a chicken drumstick. | ||
| * Locdog07 sticks the circle of life around DZ so he can't use his arms to spank innocent girlies butt-cheeks | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Trippin'"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Kittie14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <jasoN> cool, if cal married Greid, he'd be SPANKY ANUS | |
| DarkonZero | Hey...I need my arms to do that..... | |
| jasoN | what, spanky anus? | |
| DarkonZero | You took away my fave past time. | |
| DarkonZero | >:( | |
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 * Cal-Crowe auto-turns on | |
| * Locdog07 spanks DZ's ass | ||
| DarkonZero | HEY! | |
| DarkonZero | BAD LOC! | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
| DarkonZero | DZ BONK! | |
| * DarkonZero hits Locdog07 with his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <DarkonZero> spy did an action saying he was kicking me in my area...then he said my area was my butt. <MeltingMan> So you have butt all around? <jasoN> no, he just has one in the front and one in the back <jasoN> it looks silly <jasoN> he has to buy special pants <MeltingMan> I'll bet. <jasoN> he has to avoid gay bars though <MeltingMan> GAH! <DarkonZero> N! <jasoN> ok, ok..fine. you dont avoid gay bars. happy now?? | |
| jasoN | hehehe | |
| jasoN | how appropriate | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN MY OWN WORDS! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| * Locdog07 wonders if DZ knows "Bonk" is British for sex... | ||
| Locdog07 | <DarkonZero> DZ BONK! | |
| jasoN | well, he did bonk you | |
| DarkonZero | Loc......you'd think the word "the" means sex too. | |
| jasoN | it does | |
| jasoN | in Zimbabwe | |
| * jasoN has the | ||
| Locdog07 | It's British. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Very Ape"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Nirvana14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| DarkonZero | Loc derives pleasure from men........too much. | |
| * Locdog07 nods | ||
| jasoN | you never complain | |
| Locdog07 | I take their pleasure and store it in jars. | |
| jasoN | eww | |
| DarkonZero | And that's another story. | |
| jasoN | that doesn't need telling | |
| DarkonZero | Which will never want to be heard. | |
| jasoN | ever | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Heart-Shaped Box"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Nirvana14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <IncredibleMeltingMan> Ever stick Cheetoes up you nose? <DeRaptor> Why....need help getting them out, Melt? <IncredibleMeltingMan> Not from my nose.... * IncredibleMeltingMan can't beleive he just said that. | |
| Locdog07 | Wow. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'stoptheworld.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <Immortal> whiff my anus, now! | |
| DarkonZero | Uh..... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmmm..... | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing stoptheworld.wav:15,2 <jasoN> de gave me donuts <jasoN> i'm not hungry <Locdog07> N does disgusting things with donuts. <jasoN> i can fit 11 donuts on my thingie [DeRaptor SOUND stoptheworld.wav] <Locdog07> Wow... talking about your thing reminded De of this. <jasoN> my thingie stops the world? <jasoN> well, it's not THAT big <UrbanD> please, don't go on. | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
| * /sound: unable to play 'krankor.wav' | ||
| jasoN | loc..what goes on? | |
| Locdog07 | My 'soN and his donut fetish... that story goes a-ways back when he was a little baby Bobling. | |
| DarkonZero | N likes the cream filled ones the most. | |
| Locdog07 | How did you know? | |
| * DeRaptor shudders. | ||
| DeRaptor | Bobling? That sounds wrong. | |
| Locdog07 | Anything concerning Bob is wrong. | |
| jasoN | why wouldn't you send it, loc? | |
| DeRaptor | this is true... | |
| DarkonZero | De.....later you'd think "butt" will sound wrong. | |
| DeRaptor | even coming from the father of his child... | |
| Locdog07 | Cuz it's not the wav... I deleted all my wavs... I just renamed seemyvest.wav so everyone else would hear Melty sing in his lustful voice. | |
| Locdog07 | From his butt? | |
| jasoN | oh | |
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <MeltingMan> Adam Sandler IS Octaman | |
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 * spylunch covers his ass in the most literal of ways <jasoN> with a book? <jasoN> hehehe <jasoN> mmm...puns | |
| DeRaptor | If you're talking about N's birth, that sounds wrong too. | |
| * DarkonZero just made a salsa smelling fart..... | ||
| jasoN | thanksDZ | |
| DarkonZero | Just thought I'd let ya know. | |
| Locdog07 | How did you make that? | |
| Locdog07 | With glue and scissors? | |
| DarkonZero | Eating lotsa salsa! | |
| DeRaptor | gee...wanted to hear THAT. | |
| Locdog07 | DZ has an ass and it belched. | |
| DarkonZero | You did! | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks :) | |
| jasoN | is it a fart that smells like salsa, or a fart that likes to smell salsa? | |
| DarkonZero | Either one. | |
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 *** KITT has joined #starwars <jasoNic> hey shaun, how are you? <jasoNic> so shaun, how's the weather up in Michigan <KITT> you ar einsulting to me *** KITT has quit IRC ((signed off)) | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Dumb"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Nirvana14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| DarkonZero | This song is dedicated to Loc. | |
| jasoN | hehehe | |
| jasoN | not me?? | |
| DarkonZero | Let's hear it for Loc! | |
| jasoN | hear what for loc? | |
| DeRaptor | Is he smart? | |
| * Locdog07 farts | ||
| DarkonZero | There.... | |
| DarkonZero | Question answered. | |
| * Locdog07 falls over and rests in his own debris | ||
| jasoN | you think farting is smart though | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| jasoN | dumb ol DZ | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'stoptheworld.wav' | ||
| * DeRaptor laughs at the puny mortals, not being able to comprehend the idea of a sound embedded in an action! | ||
| DarkonZero | But from Loc.... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'stoptheworld.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
| * /sound: unable to play 'krankor.wav' | ||
| jasoN | oh wow | |
| * Locdog07 laughs at the other puny mortal, being a krazy dinosaur. | ||
| DeRaptor | I have many teeth. | |
| DarkonZero | So. | |
| DarkonZero | You suck. | |
| DarkonZero | Literally. | |
| DarkonZero | Oops! | |
| * DarkonZero hides. | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"All Apologies"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Nirvana14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 * Locdog07 wonders if De thinks of IncredibleMeltingMan when she gets hungry <DeRaptor> Yeah! He's great on nachos! * DeRaptor scoops some of Melty off the floor and puts it on some chips. <DeRaptor> yummeee! <Nosaj> that wasn't melty... <Nosaj> *cough* TS4 | |
| Locdog07 | oh man | |
| * jasoN giggles | ||
| DeRaptor | You don't want to be sucked on by me, believe me. | |
| * DarkonZero snickers..... | ||
| jasoN | it all looks the same anyway | |
| DeRaptor | Anything I sucked on would not remain attached to you for very long. | |
| Locdog07 | Yeah, De, your teeth... yeah | |
| * Locdog07 doesn't have much to suck on | ||
| jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <DeRaptor> I have many teeth. <DeRaptor> You don't want to be sucked on by me, believe me. | |
| * DarkonZero goes to make something regeneratable. | ||
| * DeRaptor "sucks" DZ's hand off...that is to say, bites it off. | ||
| DeRaptor | see? | |
| Locdog07 | <DZ> Was it good for you? | |
| jasoN | <hand> it was great for me! | |
| DarkonZero | Ouch. | |
| DarkonZero | That hurt. | |
| * DeRaptor roasts DZ's hand next to the pool. | ||
| DarkonZero | Really.... | |
| DarkonZero | The way it was worded. | |
| jasoN | he has robot hands | |
| jasoN | you know | |
| DarkonZero | No... | |
| DarkonZero | De's very forgetful. | |
| jasoN | yes | |
| jasoN | i know | |
| jasoN | they're gonna break all teeth out | |
| jasoN | then she can't bite anything off | |
| DarkonZero | She really likes to forget I had a bit of a thing for her. | |
| Locdog07 | Bit of a thing. | |
| DeRaptor | I like cheese! | |
| DarkonZero | See. | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search %30 | |
| jasoN | 15No quote containing 2%3015 were in my file. | |
| * DeRaptor locks herself in the bathroom. | ||
| jasoN | maybe she tries to forget | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search peen | |
| jasoN | 15No quote containing 2peen15 were in my file. | |
| Locdog07 | darn | |
| DarkonZero | No....she likes to forget. | |
| DarkonZero | But moving on. | |
| DeRaptor | What, you expecting special treatment or something? | |
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <jasoN> Q: What is yoda's full name? <Baron Fel> Yoda <Kaoss> lol <andy> yoda lady who <andy> ha ha ha <andy> get it * jasoN looks at andy | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| * DeRaptor throws a dagger at N. | ||
| jasoN | thanks | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Rape Me"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Nirvana14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| jasoN | i will treasure this for the rest of my life | |
| jasoN | until i die in a minute or so | |
| Locdog07 | Man. | |
| DeRaptor | oooh! It pierced your flesh! | |
| DeRaptor | I'm so HAPPY! | |
| jasoN | it pearced my nipples | |
| jasoN | pierced | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | Interesting. | |
| DarkonZero | N started a new fad. | |
| jasoN | yeah, it was a good shot | |
| * jasoN dies | ||
| DarkonZero | Now everyone will want a dagger in their nipples. | |
| jasoN | no they wont | |
| DarkonZero | Will too. | |
| jasoN | cause they'll be dead like me | |
| jasoN | wont! | |
| DeRaptor | Wait...I thought you were already dead, N... | |
| DarkonZero | Will! | |
| jasoN | i'm a vampire | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| jasoN | i was just joking about the death thing | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing vampire:15,2 *** Rei has joined #vampires <Rei> hi every one <Rei> ops? <Thrawn> yes we are | |
| * Locdog07 sits in the corner | ||
| DeRaptor | Yeah. Just keep your icy feet off of me. | |
| jasoN | well stay on your own side of the bed then! | |
| jasoN | that's right, DZ wasn't here when i was accused of being a vampire | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Tourette's"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Nirvana14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| DarkonZero | I don't need to know. | |
| DeRaptor | At least your feet don't melt...or have rough pads on them...or talons!...sheesh... | |
| jasoN | there isn't much more to it | |
| jasoN | they accused me of being a vampire | |
| jasoN | and that's about it | |
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| DarkonZero | So. | |
| jasoN | yeah, my feet are cool | |
| DarkonZero | Like I really care. | |
| jasoN | dracula never had a manacurist like i do, baby! | |
| DeRaptor | Melty stuck his foot in the scanner once...it didn't look like it was melting...I think he may be lying about this whole melting thing... | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah....look at his sissy nails. | |
| jasoN | my nails are cool | |
| DeRaptor | I should stick my butt in the scanner. | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| DeRaptor | Then you can all see the stretch marks. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh,... | |
| DarkonZero | no. | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| Locdog07 | You should get some sleep, De./ | |
| * DeRaptor cackles. | ||
| Locdog07 | Or... something. | |
| DarkonZero | I stuck my face in the scanner. | |
| Locdog07 | We don't wanna hear about your but. | |
| Locdog07 | butt. | |
| DarkonZero | And scanned it. | |
| DeRaptor | I'm fine. How long have you been up? | |
| Locdog07 | I like saying butt. | |
| jasoN | yeah, coming from loc, you should get some sleep | |
| * Locdog07 glares | ||
| * Locdog07 grumbles at everyone | ||
| DarkonZero | Why me? | |
| DeRaptor | mwahahahahah | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't ask? | |
| DeRaptor | doggy go SLEEP! | |
| DarkonZero | ? to ! | |
| jasoN | o to O | |
| * Locdog07 don't wanna | ||
| Locdog07 | You can't make me. | |
| jasoN | SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! | |
| * DeRaptor gives Darkon some prozac. | ||
| * jasoN gives DZ some tic tacs | ||
| * DarkonZero feels like taking 6 aspirin again to numb the pain he gets from others. | ||
| DeRaptor | Dude...this place isn't a support group...we pick on each other here... | |
| jasoN | heeey | |
| jasoN | DZ | |
| jasoN | did you ask anyone out today, or what? | |
| DarkonZero | No.....like it matters. | |
| jasoN | you feeb! i told you to! | |
| jasoN | you never listen to me | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"December"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Static-X14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| DarkonZero | Who would. | |
| jasoN | loc would | |
| * Locdog07 just kicks at stuff and throws his fan heater at N | ||
| jasoN | see. i told him to do that | |
| jasoN | in a PM | |
| jasoN | i swear | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry....I'm a bit down now. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be quiet. | |
| DeRaptor | You should have some melting nachos! They make you feel happy and gay! | |
| DeRaptor | Or so the weiner man tells me. | |
| * DarkonZero is away! 3,0REASON:(Being quiet.....)3,0 | ||
| jasoN | you've met him? | |
| DeRaptor | no, just caught him on icq once. | |
| jasoN | ah | |
| * Locdog07 refuses to sleep | ||
| * DeRaptor wonders what DZ did with his cube. | ||
| Locdog07 | That's when the demons try to eat you. | |
| * DeRaptor shoves a tranq dart into the scruff of Loc's neck. | ||
| jasoN | i bought DZ's cube at his last yard sale | |
| Locdog07 | Where you get that thing? | |
| jasoN | $5.99 | |
| DeRaptor | jquote, search cube | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing cube:15,2 <MeltInCube> You can freeze the cube and make frozen me-cicles! The tasty treat that tastes like melted meat! | |
| * Locdog07 throws the cube at N | ||
| DeRaptor | 11,2Wacky Random #Deep13 Quote With "melted meat" In It: 2,11<MeltInCube> You can freeze the cube and make frozen me-cicles! The tasty treat that tastes like melted meat! <DZInCube> MM is proud that he likes to be eaten..... <MeltInCube> I eat back, though. 11,2 quotes found: 1 | |
| jasoN | ow. | |
| jasoN | 2,15jasoN has 816 quotes in his quote file. | |
| Locdog07 | TS4 has an unlimited supply of melted meat. | |
| jasoN | so i hear | |
| jasoN | but can he make frozen me-cicles? | |
| jasoN | that's the hard part | |
| jasoN | so to speak | |
| Locdog07 | Yes, he can. | |
| jasoN | oh | |
| jasoN | well. | |
| jasoN | i guess | |
| Locdog07 | And he can make me-weiners | |
| DeRaptor | I think his "melted meat" isn't really "meat", Loc...it's kind of white and liquid, if you've noticed... | |
| Locdog07 | It's chewy. | |
| jasoN | like white-out? | |
| Locdog07 | Don't knock it till you've tried it. | |
| DeRaptor | yes, exactly like white out. | |
| jasoN | cool | |
| jasoN | he should sell it in little containers with brushes on the cap | |
| jasoN | he could be rich | |
| DeRaptor | heheheheheh... | |
| Locdog07 | O_O | |
| DeRaptor | Michael Nesmith wouldn't like that. | |
| jasoN | Michael Nesmith sucks | |
| * Locdog07 is gonna go | ||
| Locdog07 | Byeeeeee | |
| jasoN | cya loc | |
| DeRaptor | bye bye Mr. Dawg. | |
| * Locdog07 puts TS4's white-out weiners in N's lunchbox for school | ||
| *** Locdog07 has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) | ||
| *** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
| DeRaptor | wow! | |
| jasoN | hmm | |
| jasoN | i never eat his lunches anyway | |
| jasoN | i get nachos in the ala carte line | |
| DeRaptor | melting nachos? | |
| jasoN | no | |
| jasoN | i dont like that kind | |
| DeRaptor | but they're tasty! | |
| jasoN | so you say... | |
| jasoN | but i cant stop thinking about how it's made | |
| DeRaptor | well, don't knock it 'till you've tried it. | |
| jasoN | i have tried it. that's how i know how they're made | |
| jasoN | hehe | |
| Session Close: Tue May 23 00:00:00 2000 | ||
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