#Deep13_20000520.log

Session Start: Sat May 20 21:51:11 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'LATE NIGHT PARTY IN #DEEP13! WOOOOO!'
*** Set by DarKrow on Sat May 20 21:34:25
DarkonZeroOh look.
DarkonZeroFamily!
Locdog07hullo DZ!
jasoNhey DF
IncredibleMeltingManHi there, DZ.
DarKrowDZ!
DarKrowHEY DZ!!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"I'm With Stupid"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Static-X14,16,0.6,0
jasoNdedicate that to me, please
DarkonZeroNo....
jasoNplease
DarkonZeroNO!
jasoNplease
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
jasoNplease
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* DarkonZero dedicates the frickin' song to N.
DarKrowhe said no poopey pants
jasoNah, why not..
* DarKrow sees a fresh squirrel climb out of N's diape
jasoN15,2Quote added: 2,15 * IncredibleMeltingMan wants underpants <Locdog07> Me too.
DarKrowLoc... N needs changing
jasoN2,15jasoN has 797 quotes in his quote file.
jasoNyeah.  i want to change fathersa
jasoN-a
DarkonZero796 of those quotes are made up.
* Locdog07 changes N into a big breasted female
jasoNnuh uh
DarKrowGAH!
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <Locdog07> <Nemesis> hey thats a freezer treat not a dick don't suck on it like that...loc....eeeeewwww.... <Locdog07> <Sentroid91> that's a good point <Locdog07> The Hell does that mean?
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Love Dump"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Static-X14,16,0.6,0
DarKrowN needs his diaper changed
jasoNmost of my quotes are loc being quite odd
DarKrowhe pooped out another squirrel
Locdog07And his bra.
Locdog07His bra snapped again.
DarkonZeroIf I'm quiet...it's outta shame.
DarkonZeroI'm ashamed of ya.
Locdog07heheh
Locdog07Who wouldn't be?
DarkonZeroGod.
DarkonZeroAnd I'm God.
Locdog07Nice beard.
DarKrowthis is like an episode of Jerry Springer
DarkonZeroSo.....just me.
*** DarKrow is now known as JerrySpringer
*** DarKrow has left IRC
JerrySpringerOk everybody
JerrySpringersettle down
Locdog07"My Boyfriend Is God... and I'm cheating on Him"
JerrySpringerok
JerrySpringernow you say that you are God
JerrySpringeris that "God" god or just a god
DarkonZeroOk.....IMM will now always be known to me as Incredible Mel.
Locdog07Wow... what a great Springer impression. So full of wit and... IT SUCKS!
Locdog07Heheh
jasoNand to me, edible Mel
DarkonZeroHey Incredible Mel!
IncredibleMeltingManHeheh... but what guy named "Mel" isn't incredible when you think about it?
Locdog07Mel from the library.
*** JerrySpringer is now known as DarKrow
*** DarKrow is on IRC
IncredibleMeltingManOh yeah, "Mel Gibson", maybe he's the exception.
jasoNmel brooks..mel blanc..mel gibson is borderline
DarKrowhe's more like EdibleMeltingMan
* DarKrow makes melting man nachos
* DarkonZero realizes that songs from Static-X are soothing.
Locdog07No.
Locdog07Ewww.
Locdog07jquote, search suck
jasoN2Quote containing suck:15,2 *** Goku changes topic to 'Mr. T should be the host of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire "Is that you're final answer, sucka....answer me foo!"'
Locdog07Space Ghost episodes are soothing.,
* jasoN looks up Mel on the IMDb
jasoN120 of em
* DarkonZero goes to get his Nirvana CD and put it in the CD player.....
jasoNyou think they're all incredible?
Locdog07The next IKWYDLS movie will be called "I still know what you did last summer, Mel"
Locdog07No.
Locdog07Surely one of them is credible.
* jasoN floods the room with mels
IncredibleMeltingManHeheh
DarKrowClassic SNL
jasoNMel Allen
jasoNMelvin F. Allen (aka mel f allen)
jasoNMel Anderson
jasoNMel Arca
jasoNMel Archer
jasoNMel Austin
jasoNA. Bartos Velasco (aka mel power)
jasoNMel Berenson
jasoNMel Berger
jasoNMel Blanc
jasoNMel Boudrot
jasoNMel Bourne
jasoNMel Brandt
Locdog07Mel Power!!!
jasoNMel Brooks
jasoNMel Brooks (II)
jasoNMel Brown (I)
jasoNMel Brown (II)
Locdog07That's the best name ever... Mel Power.
jasoNMel Bryant
jasoNMel Calman
jasoNMel Capiz
jasoNMel Carter (I)
jasoNMel Casson
jasoNMel Castelo
jasoNMel Cenizal
jasoNMel Cobb
jasoNMel Coleman (I)
jasoNMel Crumb
jasoNMel Curtis
jasoNMel Dacus
jasoNMel Davidson
jasoNMel Davis (II)
jasoNMel Davis (III)
Locdog07My family name used to be Coleman.
jasoNCarl De Mel
jasoNRuby d
jasoNdrat
jasoNall the way to Mel Ziegler
Locdog07Ruby Drat?
DarkonZeroWow.....so many Mel's....how incredible.
jasoNhe was in Super Fight, The (1969) as "Second "
DarkonZeroBut one is enough for this room.
jasoNjust like one DZ is enough
Locdog07Seven Foo's For Seven Crazy Suckas
jasoNyeah!
jasoNwho should star in the film
jasoNthink fast
jasoNc'mob loc
jasoN14 names
jasoNlets hear em
jasoNhirry
jasoNhurry
Locdog07harry
jasoNno!
jasoN14 names
jasoNnow
Locdog07John.
Locdog07Goat.
Locdog07Floss.
jasoNno no
Locdog07Phlegm.
jasoNreal actors
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Brackish"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Kittie14,16,0.6,0
Locdog07jasoN
jasoNwe need 7 foo's
Locdog07jasoN
jasoNno!
Locdog07jasoN
Locdog07jasoN
Locdog07jasoN
Locdog07jasoN
Locdog07and jasoN
Locdog077 foo's.
IncredibleMeltingManI saw Kitten on Much the other day....
IncredibleMeltingManI don't have much to say other than that....I saw them on Much.
DarkonZeroDarkonZero in a movie made by DarkonZero in DarkonZero's "DarkonZero eats the world!"
* DarKrow contemplates making an internet movie
jasoN<DZ> i'll start with this toaster strudel here...
DarkonZeroThrill as DarkonZero EATS!
Locdog07And then he poops it out again, which explains why the world is so full of crap.
jasoN<DK> aaaghhhh! poison!
Locdog07DK...?
jasoNer
jasoNDZ
jasoN<DZ> aaaghhhh! poison!
* Locdog07 laughs
jasoN* DZ dies
* DarkonZero thinks Kittie really rocks for a chick band.
jasoN* DK dies too
DarkonZeroThey really rock.
Locdog07So did DK eat whatever DZ ate?
IncredibleMeltingManOh...Kittie.
IncredibleMeltingManOr whatever.
IncredibleMeltingManI saw them, though.
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IncredibleMeltingManYeah....the Kitten band is better.
DarkonZeroThey just played a concert here locally...I was gonna go to it.
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DarkonZeroStatic-X was here too.
DarkonZeroActually 15 bands.
Locdog07IS
DarkonZeroI forgot the rest.....
Locdog07Poor professor.
DarkonZeroOh...Papa Roach......they suck.
Locdog07Papa Roach...?
DarkonZeroDamn them sucky bands!
Locdog07You Americans...
DarkonZeroDAMN PING!
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
Locdog07Damping?
DarkonZeroSHUT UP BRIT!
Locdog07k...
DarkonZeroDAMN N!
DarKrowPINK FLOYD RULES!
DarKrowPINK FLOYD RULES!
* jasoN runs from DZ
* Locdog07 runs to N
DarkonZeroN's looking to get banned.
jasoNhow you gonnaban me, sucka?
Locdog07...?
jasoNi'm helluva tough
DarkonZeroI'm not.....
DarkonZeroIRCops will.
Locdog07WTG?!?
jasoNIRCops will not
DarkonZeroWill too!
DarkonZeroJUST WATCH!
jasoNi have sex with them, like i used to with Kitana
* DarkonZero shudders...
DarkonZeroUh....
jasoN15No quotes containing 2studs15 were in my file.
jasoN 2Quote containing stud:15,2 <stud> What do you do for a living <Sentroid91> I kill people <stud> What do you mean you kill people <Sentroid91> wait... did I say kill.. ha! I meant to say bill, I bill people. I'm with the IRS. <stud> you wouldn't killme thou right <Sentroid91> Did you pay your taxes?
jasoNdrat
jasoN 2Quote containing studly:15,2 * Kitana waves ~ ~ <Sentroid91> What the hell was she waving at us? <jasoN> ~'s ? <Sentroid91> looks like drool <jasoN> maybe she waved her tongue at us <Sentroid91> You mean like she wants some? <jasoN> maybe <jasoN> we're pretty studly
Locdog07jquote, search gusano
jasoN2Quote containing gusano:15,2 <GUSANO> JO JO JO
jasoNyeah, me and Sent got somma that
Locdog07Somma Gusano?
jasoNyup
Locdog07He's a pseudo queer.
jasoNgusano was HOT
jasoNno way, she's HOT
Locdog07jquote, search pseudo queer
jasoN2Quote containing pseudo queer:15,2 <GUSANO> lo puedo creer <GUSANO> jajajajaja <jasoN> who's a pseudo queer?? <DarkonZero> Anon thinks he's pseudo queer. <Locdog07> It's just wishful thinking though.
* DarKrow goes off to make a MST3k poster for The Sims
* Locdog07 goes off and smells
* jasoN goes off
* DarkonZero just goes.....
jasoNHEY!
jasoNnot on my couch!
DarkonZeroWhat?
Locdog07O_O
DarkonZeroIt's only....uh...apple juice.
Locdog07From your weiner.
jasoNuse the bathroom!
jasoNi dont care!  ignore loc's spycams if you have to
* Locdog07 blushes
DarkonZeroLoc and his litterbox cams...for shame!
* Locdog07 updates his damn comic
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* Locdog07 ponders having a character in his comic called "Gusano"
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jasoNJO JO JP
jasoNdoh
jasoNJO JO JO
Locdog07!!
Locdog07JO JO JURASSIC PARK!
jasoNJO JO JADGET!
IncredibleMeltingManJO SPEED RACER JO!
Locdog07heh
jasoNYOOOOO JO!
jasoNwait, that doesn't work
jasoN2Quote:15,2 *** Gillian (Gillian@d132.cherco.net) has joined #Deep13 <IncMeltMan> Is the Skipper in? <IncMeltMan> Oh....wait <IncMeltMan> can you change it to Gilligan so what I said would be funny.
jasoNyou know, if he's change his name to gilligan, it still wouldn't be funny
jasoNhe'D
Locdog07Heh.
Locdog07..
Locdog07c'mob...
Locdog07* jasoN i have said SURE
Locdog07watch th' mpeg, N
jasoNNO!
* jasoN delets it
Locdog07Uhh.
DarkonZeroDELET!
DarkonZeroEveryone talk to N-Master of mistakes!
Locdog07Because the face don't wanna hear it.
jasoNhehe
jasoNthat was funnt
Locdog07heehee
Locdog07I like when Cypher jumps on Morpheus real quick after "Yo, where's Dookie?"
jasoNyou would
jasoN<loc> how i'd like to be cypher there..
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <Jaina> my classes this year are (first semester) Math, Drama 1, English, and Wellness... <jasoN> wellness? <Jaina> yeah, Wellness is gym... <jasoN> ohh <Jaina> my school is so pathetic... <jasoN> so if you fail, that means you didn;t do well...in wellness * jasoN laughs at his joke
Locdog07)_(
* Locdog07 laughs at N's joke too
jasoNpuns are great
DarkonZeroTill the pun bites you....then the fun is gone.
Locdog07Is it bad if a pun bites you?
jasoNone time a pun bit me right on my..unit
* DarKrow is back from - Auto-away (idle 10 min) - Gone 1min 9secs - [i²]
DarKrowDamn
Locdog07wb
DarKrowit didn't work right
jasoNWBDK
DarKrowthx
Locdog071138
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* Locdog07 wishes he had fans for his comic...
Locdog07I mean, like, hardcore fans who send me messages in blood saying "Marry me or die"...
Locdog07Even though they're male and in their seventies.
jasoNdoesn't Cal do that?
jasoNah, but it doesn't relate to the comic
Locdog07Just the once. And it didn't count.
jasoNokay
* Locdog07 should really do a characters section for his comic
DarKrowWell I'm gonna go now
DarKrowbye
DarkonZeroLater.
Locdog07Bye DK.
jasoNcya
DarKrownight
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DarkonZeroPoop.....the word of tomorrow!
Locdog07heh
DarkonZeroSAY IT!
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jasoNno
DarkonZeroOk.....no ice cream for you.
jasoNno!!!!
jasoNme want ice cream
DarkonZeroWell say the word of tomorrow.
* jasoN steals ice cream from DZ
*** RobertoKay is on IRC
jasoNmwahaha
DarkonZeroN....that's poop.
Locdog07Squirrels.
jasoNno wonder it was molded into those odd shapes
jasoNgood thing i only ate 2 scoops
DarkonZeroUgh....
* DarkonZero pukes on the couch.
jasoNthat's not a couch
jasoNthat's a giant turd
jasoNlong story...
DarkonZeroWell.....where's Incredible Mel?
jasoNsure is comfy though
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DarkonZeroRoberto!
Locdog07hullo Manny!
RobertoKayDZ!
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IncredibleMeltingMan'ey there, Manos
jasoNhi monos
DarkonZeroThere's MEL!
DarkonZeroMEL!
jasoNhi mel
RobertoKayMel.
RobertoKayMellow Mel?
jasoNno, SUPER MEL!
DarkonZeroThe Incredibly Mellow Mel!
RobertoKayWhoo! Mel!
IncredibleMeltingManI'm mellow....
RobertoKayMel, the Utterly Significant.
Locdog07Yellow?
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Push It"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Static-X14,16,0.6,0
RobertoKayMel, the Subtly Mellow
RobertoKayAh... Static-X... the band my heavy-metal-freak-freind recommended to me.
RobertoKayFreind?
DarkonZeroTHEY ROCK!
RobertoKayFriend.
DarkonZeroOr fiend.
DarkonZeroWhichever works.
jasoNcan i be a fiend?
DarkonZeroN...you already are.
jasoNplease!
jasoNoh
jasoNthanks
* Locdog07 just boogies
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DarkonZeroAnd Loc......Loc's just nasty.....he's been near Picadilly Circus.
* Locdog07 grins
jasoN 2Quote containing panties:15,2 *** strudel was kicked by BobIshmael (No. Not "panties". Just "Ni!")
Locdog07The elephants ride YOU there.
jasoN 2Quote containing leather:15,2 * Locdog07 looks at his leather panties.
DarkonZeroD'oh!
jasoN 2Quote containing thigh:15,2 * IncredibleMeltingMan fights Locdog07 to the death for rights to the leather panties! * Locdog07 pins MM to the ground with his superior thigh power <IncredibleMeltingMan> AGH!
RobertoKayNi!
DarkonZeroDo I even wanna know.........actually...no.
RobertoKayNi!
DarkonZeroNI!
jasoNactually, that's all there is to it
RobertoKayNi, damnit, NI!
jasoNno story
RobertoKayGood.
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Locdog07Stop it, Manny.
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Locdog07Heheh.
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RobertoKayShould I? Ni.
DarkonZeroNI!
DarkonZeroNI!
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DarkonZeroNI!
DarkonZeroNI!
DarkonZeroNI!
Locdog07eek
DarkonZeroNI!
DarkonZeroNI!
* DarkonZero loves women....and the women loathe him.
RobertoKay¡IN
jasoNnot all women loathe you
jasoNi know a chick who thinks you're hot
DarkonZeroUh.....oh boy.
jasoNhe's locdog, does that matter?
* DarkonZero dies.
* Locdog07 grins
RobertoKayProbably would... although I was expecting Bob.
jasoNand where were you expecting bob?
jasoNno dont say in front of loc
jasoNhe's jealous
DarkonZeroI love me job...I get to see women in thongs....occasionally.
Locdog07Manny is Bob's father?
Locdog07mother?
RobertoKayNi.
DarkonZeroNI!!!!!!!
jasoNwhat job is that?
RobertoKayBIsh was always N's momm... oh, I see. Haha.
DarkonZeroMy job in a theme park.
jasoNah
jasoNwhat's the theme?
jasoNhot chicks?
RobertoKayOkay, now that was just wrong, Loc.
RobertoKaySemi-wrong, actually.
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RobertoKayBut still... [semi]WROOOOOOOOOONG!!!
* Locdog07 grins
Locdog07It's accurate.
jasoNmanos is in denial
RobertoKayI bet I am.
* RobertoKay bashes N with another chair.
jasoNow
Locdog07But the refferee didn't see it!
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Locdog07<MrT> I turned him into a wet sissy.
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RobertoKayMr. T was caught in a love tryst with Nancy Reagan once.
RobertoKayBelieve it or not.
Locdog07O_O
Locdog07Woah.
jasoNoh please
RobertoKayI'm not kidding.
RobertoKayBut this is old news.
jasoNi know what pic you mean
RobertoKayWell... what's that URL again?
jasoNi have no idea
RobertoKayI know everyone was in disbelief/denial/depression when they saw that.
RobertoKayEspecially Bob and zap-'ling
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <MeltingMan> WHY IS EVERYONE IN MY BUTT!
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jasoN2Quote:15,2 <MeltingMan> I'm singing the "boom, boom" part through my butt.
* Locdog07 is gonna go play Wormsa wgile
Locdog07Worms a while
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IncredibleMeltingManBye, Loc!
Locdog07Byeee :)
jasoNcya
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jasoN2Quote:15,2 <Lorayrnn> yes... I wish I were a shrunked-balled crack addict....
jasoN2Quote:15,2 *** jasoN changes topic to 'Now with 20% MORE masterbatory innuendo!' <Wookieegirl1> lol! <Yoda> ! <jasoN> now THAT'S a topic that calls attention to the room <Yoda> now we're gonna get a bunch of horny perverts in here hehe <Wookieegirl1> we don't already? <jasoN> dont worry yoda, you could never be replaced ;) <Wookieegirl1> loL!!!
RobertoKayAre you still a #starwars reg, jas?
jasoNnot really
jasoNi visit occasionally
jasoNwhy?
RobertoKayI guess now #Deep13 is your source for unintentional coke orgies, eh?
jasoNyup
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <Raven-x> heh you know what I found out Guam has a slogan <Raven-x> "Guam, Where America starts its day" <Raven-x> I would rename that to "Guam where narcotics grow on trees" <Sentroid91> Anon would take over Guam and rename it the Repulic of Colorado
jasoN2Quote:15,2 *** jasoN sets mode: +ö gotenks <Jaina> plus er? <Jaina> hmmm <jasoN> he has erps <jasoN> *erp* * Jaina erps at jason <jasoN> eep! *** jasoN sets mode: -ö gandalf© <jasoN> no erp for you
jasoNwe were so odd
RobertoKayOdd? Probably not.
jasoNyeah
jasoNwe were
RobertoKayMore like a cross between peachy, freaky, and downright randy.
RobertoKayI couldn't find a synonym for "slutty".
RobertoKaySorry.
jasoNisn't slutty good enough?
jasoN 2Quote containing stalk:15,2 <ManosV2> Hmm. Anyone here know a nicer-sounding synonym for the word, "stalk"? <Timmyling> "Follow excessively." <Goku> why do you want to know Manos... <Goku> wait <Goku> maybe I don't wanna know
RobertoKayNo.
RobertoKayjquote, search Manos
jasoN2Quote containing Manos:15,2 <ManosMan> Hmm... am I right when I say most of you here hate rap music? <Goku> I like some rap music, you know the kind you can't hear <Goku> wait...no that silence
RobertoKayjquote, search MSTManos
jasoN2Quote containing MSTManos:15,2 <MSTManos> Geez, all I did was "vandalize his area" <jasoN> Manos, you don't even look at my area
RobertoKayjquote, search RobertoKay
jasoN15No quote containing 2RobertoKay15 were in my file.
RobertoKayjquote, search Pokemon
jasoN15No quote containing 2Pokemon15 were in my file.
RobertoKayjquote, search Lodovik
jasoN2Quote containing Lodovik:15,2 * Sentroid91 ponders Lodovik's face on a nude girl's body.
jasoNhehe
jasoNslut (noun)
jasoN  1)  Synonyms:  SLATTERN 1, dowd, dowdy, drab, draggle-tail, #malkin, #streel, traipse
jasoN  2)  Synonyms:  WANTON, baggage, #bimbo, hussy, jade, jezebel, strumpet, tramp, trollop, wench
jasoN  3)  Synonyms:  MINX, hussy, jade, malapert, saucebox, snip
RobertoKayAh yes... I'll call you Minxy then.
jasoNcool
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RobertoKayYou guys. You be Minxy.
RobertoKayMINXY!
*** jasoN is now known as minxY
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RobertoKayWow. Now you're Y.
DarkonZeroDamn....Red Dwarf is over.
DarkonZero>:p
minxYthat happens
minxYusualy some time after it starts
minxYit's very predictable
DarkonZeroDid De's insto-sexchange diseases get to N now?
minxYno
RobertoKayYes.
minxYwhy?
RobertoKayN is now a Minxy Malkin Snip.
minxYguys gan be slutty
RobertoKayMinxy Malkin Snip!
RobertoKayMinxy Malkin Snip!
minxYcan
RobertoKayMinxy Malkin Snip!
minxYMinxy Maltin
RobertoKayMinxy Malkin Snip!
minxYthat was his nickname in college
RobertoKayQuiet.
RobertoKayLet me continue this chant.
minxYno
minxYdont.
RobertoKayThat's just wrong.
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minxYhow so?
minxYif i can be clutty, leonard maltin can too
RobertoKayGod didn't make it so that Leonard Maltin could be a Minx.
minxYSlutty
minxYdamnit
RobertoKayYour fingers have a problem typing "slut".
RobertoKayYou baby.
minxY15,2Quote added: 2,15 <RobertoKay> God didn't make it so that Leonard Maltin could be a Minx.
RobertoKayHeh.
minxYyour wisdom is forever immortalized
minxYalong with....
minxY 2Quote containing manos:15,2 <ManosMan> Hmm... am I right when I say most of you here hate rap music? <Goku> I like some rap music, you know the kind you can't hear <Goku> wait...no that silence
minxYand
minxY 2Quote containing mstmanos:15,2 <MSTManos> Geez, all I did was "vandalize his area" <jasoN> Manos, you don't even look at my area
minxYand
minxY 2Quote containing manosv2:15,2 <ManosV2> Hmm. Anyone here know a nicer-sounding synonym for the word, "stalk"? <Timmyling> "Follow excessively." <Goku> why do you want to know Manos... <Goku> wait <Goku> maybe I don't wanna know
* DarkonZero makes nice salsa tasting burps.....
* minxY stuffs a sock in DarkonZero's gaping mouth
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DarkonZeroIt's not gaping!
RobertoKayNot now... tee-hee.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"I'm With Stupid"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Static-X14,16,0.6,0
minxYtee-hee
minxYtee-hee
* RobertoKay watches Y turn into Anon's manservant.
RobertoKayUh-oh, I don't think I wanna be around for this...
* minxY works for the 4th Reich of Colorado now
DarkonZeroHIEL ANON!
DarkonZeroOoops.
minxY15,2Quote added: 2,15 <DarkonZero> HIEL ANON! <DarkonZero> Ooops.
minxY2,15jasoN has 799 quotes in his quote file.
minxYdamn, need one more
DarkonZero798 of the quotes are not true.
*** minxY is now known as jasoN
*** jasoN is on IRC
jasoNsomeone say something funnt
RobertoKayThis is quote #800! And now I say, "ASS"!
DarkonZeroSomething Funnt!
jasoN15,2Quote added: 2,15 <jasoN> someone say something funnt <RobertoKay> This is quote #800! And now I say, "ASS"!
* jasoN ignored DZ's joke
DarkonZeroGood.
* jasoN ignored DZ's joke!
DarkonZeroAs it should be.
* jasoN ignored DZ's joke!
DarkonZeroLook at the newbie!
* jasoN ignored DZ's joke!
DarkonZeroHis name is N.
jasoNlook at the feeb
jasoNhis name is N.
jasoNd'oh
DarkonZeroEr...jassoN
*** RobertoKay is now known as NewbieFeeb
*** RobertoKay has left IRC
NewbieFeebI object to both those counts.
jasoNthat goes without saying
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <DarkonZero> www.JustBalls.com is disturbing. <DeRaptor> justballs.com...oy, why?! <DarkonZero> Just the URL. <DarkonZero> The site sells balls though. <DarkonZero> All types of balls. <DarkonZero> All...most..whatever....you get balls. <jasoNFire> do they sell *eyes de* bot balls? <DarkonZero> Good one N. <DarkonZero> Now prepare to die.
DarkonZeroWan't there more to that?
*** Locdog07 is on IRC
*** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Locdog07
* Locdog07 invisos into #Deep13
DarkonZeroRUN!
Locdog07O_o
DarkonZeroAgain....
DarkonZeroRUN!
* DarkonZero runs.....
Locdog07o_O
IncredibleMeltingManwb, Loc
Locdog07ta
jasoNwb, pop
* NewbieFeeb shoots the running pistol and accidentally hits DZ.
DarkonZeroThat's what we all want...T&A.
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <Wookieegirl> no concentrating in my prescence * ThejasoN stops concentrsating <Wookieegirl> concentrsating? <ThejasoN> yeah <Wookieegirl> just mking sure
Locdog07I don't want T&A.
Locdog07They suck.
NewbieFeebMore like T&A&E.
Locdog07o_O
DarkonZero+B
jasoNelbows?
NewbieFeebThat didn't sound right.
NewbieFeebSounds like a porn film title.
* Sound request: can't find 'manosreallywins.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Rape Me"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Nirvana14,16,0.6,0
jasoNthis is peter graves..and i'm nude...
* NewbieFeeb shoots jas by "accident".
jasoNhehe
NewbieFeebOops.
DarkonZeroA lot of accidental killings.....just like the Las Vegas Metro Police.
DarkonZero<LVMP> Ooops......soory Bill.
Locdog07O_O
DarkonZero<Bill> <-What can he say...he's dead.
Locdog07He could say "I'm dying..."
DarkonZeroHE DEAD!
DarkonZeroSHUT UP BRIT!
Locdog07k
DarkonZeroGood.
NewbieFeeb"SHUT UP BRIT!", the hot new Broadway musical.
Locdog07It's about a Brit senselessly sent to prison.
NewbieFeebThe comma stabbed you again, DZ.
Locdog07He's shut up! Get it!
DarkonZeroThen "THE LAME-O FRENCH!"
Locdog07Then "THE FAT-ASS YANKS!"
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Scentless Apprentice"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Nirvana14,16,0.6,0
jasoNTHE FAT-ASS YANKS!"
jasoN* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of "
jasoNdoh
Locdog07...
jasoNas i wnated to say
Locdog07wnat!
DarkonZeroI do have a MP3 of that.
jasoNTHE FAT-ASS YANKS...isn;t that a band?
jasoN(i copied too much
NewbieFeebYes... it is...
* NewbieFeeb goes to form the FAT-ASS YANKS.
jasoNor was it the FAT ASS-YANKS
jasoNi forget
DarkonZeroOr Bill.
* NewbieFeeb goes to form the FAT ASS-YANKS as well.
* Locdog07 yanks his ass
DarkonZero....
NewbieFeebUh...
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DarkonZeroBREW!
* Locdog07 drinks Reddog
Reddogack
NewbieFeebRed Dog gives you hangover!
NewbieFeebI'm all for a nick change.
DarkonZeroGuinness makes you really depressed.
*** NewbieFeeb is now known as RobertoKay
*** RobertoKay is on IRC
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Very Ape"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Nirvana14,16,0.6,0
*** Reddog has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
Locdog07Elvis Loves America.
Locdog07But not Reddog.
DarkonZeroI'm very ape and very nice!
RobertoKayHeh.
jasoNbut elvis is everywhere
DarkonZeroAccording to John Spencer.
RobertoKayElvis killed JFK.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Dumb"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Nirvana14,16,0.6,0
Locdog07I'm talking about the Elvis alien.
RobertoKayElvis killed JFK anyway.
DarkonZeroLoc wants to be "probed".
* Locdog07 nods
RobertoKayI thought he was already neutered.
DarkonZeroThat's why he mentions the aliens.
RobertoKayI see...
Locdog07The aliens neutered me.
RobertoKayThe aliens did something similar to N. They "probed" him.
Locdog07Elian: At Sea No-one Can... no, that's tasteless
jasoNthe aliens raped me
jasoNanally
RobertoKay...
Locdog07That's when you gave birth to soy.
jasoNyup
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Heart-Shaped Box"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Nirvana14,16,0.6,0
RobertoKaySomething tells me you've been ripping "In Utero" lately.
* Locdog07 thinks the girl in Just Cheese looks too much like Dee-Dee
* DarkonZero is cursed with the signing voice of Kurt Cobain.
Locdog07Mr. Zero, please sign in.
DarkonZeroActually...I'm ripping the disc now.
Locdog07"Sign here please, Mr. Zero" "Okay" "WOW! YOU HAVE KURT COBAIN'S SIGNING VOICE!!!"
jasoNgood idea
RobertoKayDZ, you screwed up again.
jasoNrip it in half
* RobertoKay shoots and kicks jasoN and stomps on him "accidentally".
RobertoKayOops.
Locdog07Stomping a mudhole.
DarkonZeroLoc likes mudholes.
jasoNloc likes any holes
Locdog07Bob's is more like a swamp than a mudhole.
* DarkonZero tries not to laugh.
jasoNeww..
RobertoKayThat's dirty.
Locdog07Quicksand, too.
Locdog07You can get sucked in.
RobertoKay(drumroll)
DarkonZeroN...you naughty person you!
Locdog07Yeah, N!
jasoN15,2Quote added: 2,15 <Locdog07> Stomping a mudhole. <DarkonZero> Loc likes mudholes. <jasoN> loc likes any holes <Locdog07> Bob's is more like a swamp than a mudhole. * DarkonZero tries not to laugh.
*** UrbanD is on IRC
DarkonZeroLoc...you're worse.
jasoNyeah Me!
DarkonZeroRUN!
DarkonZeroURB IS CVOMING!
DarkonZeroCOMING EVEN!
jasoNno...
DarkonZeroDAH!
RobertoKayNO.
jasoNdamnit
Locdog07I thought that was TS4's job.
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jasoNwhy the hell does urban keep coming back her-oh, hi urban.  nice hat
RobertoKayRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.... oh, hi Urb.
UrbanDparty party party.  woo.
* Locdog07 grabs Urb's hat and eats it
jasoN(psst..complement his hat)
jasoN(too late)
DarkonZeroOh boy....the day is really started.
UrbanD:(
Locdog07It tastes very nice, Urb.
* UrbanD grabs Loc's heart and eats it
DarkonZero....
Locdog07Oh no.
RobertoKayMmm. Tastes like chicken.
DarkonZeroOrgan eating...I was never told of this.
* Locdog07 looks at Manos
Locdog07You're eating chicken.
jasoN 2Quote containing chicken:15,2 *** Now talking in #30waqas *** Topic is 'hi, im waqas. i am a gayfer bucktoohth bastard i like to fuc* chickens <omega> i lufe you, waqas mor than tom curze! <Lodovik> HAHAHA YOU MAKE ME NUTS JUGGLE!'
UrbanDit's the newest think, DZ.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Pennyroyal Tea"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Nirvana14,16,0.6,0
UrbanDyou're not cool unless you eat organs.
* Locdog07 eats an organ grinder
DarkonZeroI opt not to be cool.
RobertoKayMore like beef, Loc.
jasoN 2Quote containing organ:15,2 <Locdog07> Oh, shall I go back to talking about robot sexual organs? Will that spark your interest?
* UrbanD is listening to :: Konami Beat Mania - Quadra - Life Goes On ::
RobertoKayjquote, search Minx
jasoN2Quote containing Minx:15,2 <RobertoKay> God didn't make it so that Leonard Maltin could be a Minx.
UrbanDloc's a beef grinder?  what?
* Locdog07 has been grinding beef since he was born.
IncredibleMeltingManHi there Ur Band
Locdog07jquote, search stick
jasoN2Quote containing stick:15,2 <Wookieegirl> ho a sec <SisterOfKnight> ho for a sec? need condoms? <SisterOfKnight> just imagine a wookie in spiked high heels, garter, and red lipstick saying "$5 get you much love"
UrbanDwow.
* DarkonZero thinks of continuing on playing Vagrant Story.
Locdog07jquote, search fetch
jasoN2Quote containing fetch:15,2 * IncredibleMeltingMan wonders if he should say something about his stick... <DeRaptor> About how Loc likes to "fetch" it, you mean?
RobertoKayjquote, search ASS
jasoN2Quote containing ASS:15,2 <DarkonZero> We even had a seminar about sexual harrassment....I broke every rule so far.
RobertoKayjquote, search "ASS"!
jasoN2Quote containing "ASS"!:15,2 <jasoN> someone say something funnt <RobertoKay> This is quote #800! And now I say, "ASS"!
jasoN2,15jasoN has 803 quotes in his quote file.
Locdog07jquore, search ugly
jasoN 2Quote containing ugly:15,2 <MeltingMan> It wasn't ugly either, it was pretty good. Still...there's a point where you're too old to not have fingers or a nose.
* UrbanD waves at IMM
* Locdog07 laughs at that quote
* UrbanD is listening to :: Konami Dance Dance Revolution - DJ Kazu f/ Tiger Yamato - Luv To Me, 5th Mix ::
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <Greidanus> MUH ANUS!
Locdog07Wow.
UrbanDi dont get it.
Locdog07jquote, search aaaa
jasoN2Quote containing aaaa:15,2 <Wookieegirl> there's a cat butt on my shoulder <Wookieegirl> normally this might bother me <Wookieegirl> but it's waaaaarmmm
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <Assmaster> you kicked assmaster's ass!! <Punx898> yes ai did ill doit agin you dick
UrbanDtoo old to not have fingers or a nose?
Locdog07jquote, search aaagh
jasoN15No quote containing 2aaagh15 were in my file.
UrbanDhow is this funny?
Locdog07jquote, search aggg
jasoN15No quote containing 2aggg15 were in my file.
Locdog07jquote, search by your
jasoN2Quote containing by your:15,2 <Yoda> hehe yes I can go on the commercial now "Never worry about falling off when you're hanging on to the neck of a rabid wookiee by your teeth just use polident"
jasoN 2Quote containing cocks:15,2 <Cruiser> there is a rugby league team in Australia called the roosters <jasoN> i wonder why they didn't call themselves the Cocks <jasoN> do they win alot? <Cruiser> they usually make the finals but then lose <Pokemanos> It seems that they can't score.
Locdog07jquote, search your anus
jasoN2Quote containing your anus:15,2 <Greidanus> why is my anus the butt of most jokes!? <Locdog07> Your anus is the butt of the year.
UrbanDare some of these quotes from other channels?
jasoNyes
Locdog07jquote, search by your anus
jasoN2Quote containing by your anus:15,2 <Greidanus> I like my anus <Calvin-Crowe> GRRR! <Locdog07> See? Cal is excited by your anus.
Locdog07yes, Urb.
UrbanDwho the hell are Assmaster and Punx898 ?
jasoNi'm assmaster
Locdog07jquote, search i am bob
jasoN2Quote containing i am bob:15,2 *** THE-GREAT-BOB has joined #starwars <THE-GREAT-BOB> Good evening <jasoN> hey bob, what makes you so great? <THE-GREAT-BOB> I AM BOB
jasoNpunx is some #dominion foo'
UrbanDoh.  odd.
Locdog07I love that one.
jasoN 2Quote containing assmaster:15,2 <Assmaster> you kicked assmaster's ass!! <Punx898> yes ai did ill doit agin you dick
UrbanDi... see.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Fix"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Static-X14,16,0.6,0
UrbanDheheheh
* jasoN listens to an mp3 of Darkon and The Zeros - Puberty Love
Locdog07...
IncredibleMeltingManEep.
jasoNit's a cover of the song from Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
DarkonZeroThe hell?
UrbanDi lufe when i connect to someone on napster who's connected "at DSL", and i get a whopping 0.4 kbps
jasoNfeebs
Locdog07I know, N.
UrbanDi cannot stress how much i lufe that
jasoNmaybe napster hates you
* UrbanD is listening to :: Konami BeatMania - E-Motion, 2nd Mix ::
jasoNmaybe you're a metallica sympathiser!
RobertoKayIt's even more lufely when it's a T3 doing that to me.
* Locdog07 listens to an mp3 of jas and the oNs - I Am Very Excited By Male Sexual Organs
UrbanDeveryone hates me.
DarkonZeroDON'T MOCK ME AND THE ZEROS!
UrbanDduh.
UrbanDhahaha
jasoNheha
jasoNyour zeros suck!
RobertoKay0
Locdog070_0
UrbanDzeros suck in general.
jasoN0_0_0
UrbanDyours too, oKay
Locdog07Take that back.
jasoNwww.oKay.com
UrbanD0_0_0_0_O  d'oh!
RobertoKayoKay?
RobertoKayCool.
RobertoKayWe've found my new short nick.
RobertoKayoKay.
* UrbanD is listening to :: Konami BeatMania - Metal Gear Solid Remix ::
RobertoKayBless you, Urb!
jasoN<RobertoKay> We've found my new short nick.
jasoN*snicker*
* Locdog07 slaps N
UrbanDi am blessed.
jasoNow!
* jasoN runs Locdog07 over with his custom 1984 GMC van!
*** UrbanD is now known as BlessedUrb
*** UrbanD has left IRC
DarkonZeroN's new URL- www.Idroppedmypantsthinkingthatgirlswouldlikemebuttheoppositehappened.net
* Locdog07 slaps the van
* RobertoKay beats, stomps on, stabs and pulls out jason's liver "accidentally".
Locdog07www.Idroppedmypantsthinkingthatgirlswouldlikemebutt.com
jasoNDZ, that site isn't there
BlessedUrbhey, i get a Server Not Found error!
DarkonZeroIt will be.
BlessedUrbmwahaha!
* Locdog07 thinks N should try looking to the opposite sex
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Spit"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Kittie14,16,0.6,0
Locdog07opposite to girls, I mean
DarkonZero....
BlessedUrbow.  my foot's split open.
BlessedUrbow.  fucking shit.
Locdog07Then stop fucking shit.
BlessedUrb<jasoN> fucking shit?! where?!
RobertoKayUse glue, Urb.
RobertoKayThe best damn remedy.
BlessedUrbbut it's so warm
Locdog07...fuck glue>
Locdog07?
BlessedUrbfucking glue?
Locdog07Yeah, and his weiner pen will get stuck closed.
BlessedUrb<jasoN> fucking girls?  SICK!
Locdog07jquote, search weiner pen
jasoN2Quote containing weiner pen:15,2 * MeltingMan ponders N autographing horny bison with his weiner pen....and then ponders how wrong it is that he's still using the name of Elian Gonalez to do so.
* Sound request: can't find 'weinerman2.wav'
[BlessedUrb SOUND]
RobertoKayAlright, this is going way out of hand now...
BlessedUrbi lufe you IMM
Locdog07o_O
* jasoN looks up
jasoNyou people are odd
BlessedUrbyeeah
BlessedUrbhahahahaa
Locdog07There is no such thing as way out of hand in this room.
* BlessedUrb drops an anvil on jasoN
BlessedUrbN, pee wee eats Mr. T cereal
Locdog07jquote, search I didn't say that
jasoN2Quote containing I didn't say that:15,2 <KloudX> no U dont want 2 fuck /w dis shit boy <Locdog07> I never want to fuck shit. <DeRaptor> Then make sure Bob has gone to the bathroom next time...wait...I DIDN'T SAY THAT! * DeRaptor runs.
jasoN"way out of hand" isn;t an option with TS4 here
jasoNbut that's another story
BlessedUrbi never knew that until I rented Pee Wee's Big Adventure tonight.
Locdog07jquote, search jacked off at
jasoN2Quote containing jacked off at:15,2 <Locdog07> Yes, it's okay to be jacked off at, don't be embarassed
Locdog07jquote, search i have to jack off
jasoN15No quote containing 2i have to jack off15 were in my file.
Locdog07jquote, search jack off
jasoN2Quote containing jack off:15,2 <Locdog07> TServo4 is horny. <TServo4> I already got off an hour ago FYI <Locdog07> While you were sitting here???? <jasoN> yeah, wasn't TServo here an hour ago? <Locdog07> He was. <TServo4> I left for a bit.... <jasoN> <TServo> brb, i have to go jack off <Locdog07> LOL!
DarkonZeroOh......kay.....
BlessedUrbo_O
jasoNthat was so wrong
jasoNdumb ol ts4
DarkonZeroLooks like time to take another hiatus.
RobertoKayYeah... but then again, TS4 doesn't have to be here, as long as his "second mouths" are still around.
BlessedUrbmethinks Loc's a little too.... obsessed, shall we say?
RobertoKayMethinks thou.
Locdog07thou.
RobertoKayMy Old English bites.
jasoN<loc> jack off! woo! jack off!  what do you mean, urban?
BlessedUrbthine est in agreement, m'lord?
Locdog07...
BlessedUrbhahaha
RobertoKayUh... thou.
DarkonZeroI'll be in the lobby.
Session Close: Sat May 20 23:41:41 2000
Session Start: Sat May 20 23:52:28 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'LATE NIGHT PARTY IN #DEEP13! WOOOOO!'
*** Set by DarKrow on Sat May 20 21:34:25
Locdog07wb
DarkonZeroOh...
BlessedUrbwb
IncredibleMeltingManwb, Discovery Zone.
Locdog07how was the lobby?
DarkonZeroI guess I'll leave.
Session Close: Sat May 20 23:52:48 2000

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