| Session Start: Thu Apr 27 00:00:00 2000 | ||
| DeRaptor | Anything that comes out of Bob is NOT GOOD EATIN! | |
|---|---|---|
| DarkonZero | YOu did for a second. | |
| jasoN | ew.. | |
| * DeRaptor continues puking. | ||
| DarkonZero | Wow...I really like this pinging I'm getting. | |
| DeRaptor | do ya. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes....and Lodo is a swell human being. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh yeah...he's a charmer. | |
| jasoN | gtg | |
| DeRaptor | And Sentroid91 is a paragon of calm, sensible, sane dignity. | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Later N. | |
| DeRaptor | adios, N-oid. | |
| * jasoN jasons out | ||
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| * DeRaptor ponders drawing jasoN jasoning. | ||
| DarkonZero | Yeah...then breaking a hip. | |
| DeRaptor | whooo! | |
| * DeRaptor gets a lead pipe to "help" N with his broken hip. | ||
| DarkonZero | That's really nice of you.....too nice....I suspecting you're losing your evil ways. | |
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| *** Topic is 'Goodnight StarLink. We're gone!' | ||
| *** Set by DarKrow on Tue Apr 25 17:31:05 | ||
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| *** ChanServ changes topic to '<Locdog07> <Urban Angle> And so I'm wrestling in #deep13. It's on a beautiful server, Starlink, with amazing IRCops. But the #Deep13ers are idiots, and ugly idiots at that. It's true, it's true! (CallipyG)' | ||
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| Session Close: Thu Apr 27 00:26:45 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Thu Apr 27 21:18:08 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '#Deep13: More funnt than a barrel of Lodovik's. http://www.deep13.org' | ||
| *** Set by Sentroid91 on Thu Apr 27 12:44:15 | ||
| Sentroid91 | poor doggie | |
| Locdog07 | His side is almost totally bald now. | |
| DarkonZero | HEKKO! | |
| Sentroid91 | hey DZ | |
| Raven-X | hey DZ | |
| Locdog07 | Hey DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | JINX! | |
| Raven-X | 123456 | |
| Locdog07 | Sound test. | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| * Locdog07 looks at his dog | ||
| * DeRaptor plays with the parrot and loses an eye. | ||
| DeRaptor | awww, that's so cute! Look at him playing with the optic nerve like that! | |
| Locdog07 | This alsation bit him and it cut a hole in his muscle so big that you could fit your thumb in the hole. | |
| Locdog07 | Anyway, enjoy your dinner everybody. | |
| Raven-X | eeck I'm getting DZ mixed up with DK | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Raven-X | i'm lsing my mind | |
| Raven-X | losing | |
| * DarkonZero pukes....then pukes again so the first puke won't be alone.... | ||
| * DeRaptor imagines DZ with black feathers and wings. | ||
| Locdog07 | <Raven-x> I can feel it... | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | DZ! | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Long time! | |
| DarkonZero | MEL! | |
| Locdog07 | Melting Gibson. | |
| Locdog07 | That's a good image. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey....IT'S INCREDIBLE MEL! | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Sideshow Melting | |
| Locdog07 | MM in a kilt, mooning the English army. | |
| Raven-X | heh I found out how japanese people dance, they learn theur moves from Dance Dance Revolution | |
| Raven-X | they have an arcade unit at Gameworks | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Melting Tillis...Melting Brooks.... | |
| Raven-X | Melting Gibson? | |
| DeRaptor | Hey, this Timneh grey has the same name as Sam's grey: http://www.exotictropicals.com/encyclo/birds/greys/timneh.htm | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | I do not want to be Gibson. | |
| DarkonZero | Where I work....Dance Dance is losing popularity. | |
| *** Mepitans is on IRC | ||
| IncredibleMeltingMan | I do no tlike him | |
| Locdog07 | Melting Torme | |
| *** Mepitans has joined #Deep13 | ||
| IncredibleMeltingMan | I need a dulap. | |
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| Locdog07 | Mep Gibson | |
| Mepitans | GARRRR! | |
| * DeRaptor throws a braveheart costume on Melt and runs away. | ||
| Locdog07 | Heehee! | |
| * DeRaptor wants a Timneh grey. | ||
| DarkonZero | Meps thinks he's a pirate again.... | |
| Locdog07 | You can take away his skin, but you'll never take his freedom! | |
| * Raven-X sprays paint all over Meltingman | ||
| * Locdog07 watches MM run free through the woods | ||
| Mepitans | Aye matey | |
| * Locdog07 watches him scare little girls | ||
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Locdog07 | <LittleGirl> It was Frankenstein! | |
| Mepitans | 4[Couch Burners Inc.]4/14Eminem4[4/14The Real Slim Shady(SC mix)4[/143:554[/143.59 MB | |
| Mepitans | This song has a whole bunch of Soul Calibur samples | |
| Raven-X | ehhh | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | I'm scary.... | |
| Locdog07 | Yes you are. | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Raven-X | it does? | |
| Locdog07 | You look like a walking, talking puke. | |
| Locdog07 | Mr. Puke! | |
| Locdog07 | And to accompany Mr. Puke, Ms. Puke! The only difference is, Ms. Puke has a bow in her melting hair. | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| DarkonZero | Upchuck Thompson. | |
| Locdog07 | hehe..# | |
| Raven-X | Ms Pacman 3d is gonna be koo | |
| Locdog07 | koo, foo'! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'knockknockfoo.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Yeah....I've received that nickname....I have a tender tummy sometimes. | |
| * DeRaptor ignores the puke jokes and whines about how she wants a timneh that will torment her sister. | ||
| Locdog07 | You don't "receive" nicknames, they're forced onto you. | |
| * Locdog07 gives De a timneh | ||
| DeRaptor | chuck, chuck, bo buck, banana fana fo f-...BIRDIES! | |
| Locdog07 | hehehe | |
| DarkonZero | No more name game! | |
| * DeRaptor squishes the timneh and gets bitten. | ||
| Mepitans | the server didn't yell at me to give it a password | |
| *** Mepitans is now known as Shard | ||
| *** Mepitans has left IRC | ||
| Shard | no yelling | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | It says those birds are tame and sociable.....so they won't bite both your eyes out, you know...leave you one. | |
| *** Shard is now known as Mepitans | ||
| *** Mepitans is on IRC | ||
| Raven-X | heh don't underestimate the parrot | |
| Locdog07 | Heh. | |
| * Locdog07 underestimates the parrot and it consumes his soul | ||
| * DeRaptor snickers. | ||
| Locdog07 | Damn soul eating parrots. | |
| Raven-X | in other words don't let it perch on your di-- well you get the idea | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if Sam's Gandalf is a congo or a timneh...probably a big mean congo. | ||
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | NO! | |
| * Locdog07 runs far away from Rave's mind | ||
| DeRaptor | Raven! Don't remind me of that picture on rotten.com! Geez! | |
| DarkonZero | Rave..... | |
| * DeRaptor shudders. | ||
| Raven-X | huh Sam's Gandalf, a guy name Sam is gonna play Gandalf? | |
| Locdog07 | Umm. | |
| Locdog07 | Heh | |
| DeRaptor | Samurai88's african grey is named Gandalf. | |
| Locdog07 | The guy who's directing the LOTR movies did The Frighteners...scary stuff. | |
| Raven-X | who is playing Gandalf, it better not be jake llyod | |
| DeRaptor | most of the greys in the pet stores are big mean congos. | |
| Locdog07 | It's that one guy. | |
| DarkonZero | Great....now I gotta see the "Lord Of The Rings" trailer....again. | |
| Raven-X | grey parrots? | |
| Locdog07 | eesh | |
| DeRaptor | Sam's parrot should play Gandalf! | |
| Raven-X | african grey parrots | |
| DeRaptor | yesh. | |
| Raven-X | heh just go to imdb.com | |
| * Locdog07 imagines a smoking parrot blowing smoke rings | ||
| Raven-X | there should be a cast listing | |
| Locdog07 | Ian McKellen is playing Gandalf | |
| Raven-X | heh hightimes.com had messed up pictures of people feeding their brids pot | |
| DarkonZero | Hehee. | |
| DarkonZero | Brids are funny. | |
| Locdog07 | oh man | |
| Locdog07 | Anyone ever fed you pot, Raven? | |
| Raven-X | no | |
| Raven-X | I never had that problem | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Are you sure? | |
| Locdog07 | Ah. | |
| DarkonZero | I had marijuana seeds in my nose once. | |
| Locdog07 | Cuz if they did, you wouldn't remember it, ya know. | |
| Raven-X | I;m not locked in a cage | |
| * DeRaptor looks up. | ||
| DeRaptor | Is Ian McKellen a parrot? | |
| Locdog07 | On Sundays, yes. | |
| DeRaptor | Actually, I read in the wild greys eat hemp. | |
| Raven-X | is McKellen from the highlander series? | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Heh....I have no idea what that means. | |
| Locdog07 | He sheds his fleshy skin and lets his pretty plumage fly to the high winds. | |
| Raven-X | heh sounds like a scottish name | |
| Locdog07 | Because it has "Mc" in it? | |
| Locdog07 | So does that make Ronald McDonald a big, sandwich eating Scot? | |
| Raven-X | heh who cares | |
| Raven-X | hehehe | |
| * Locdog07 imagines a Scottish clown | ||
| Raven-X | that would have been funny | |
| DeRaptor | "I canna hold hamburgler fer much longer, cap'n!" | |
| Locdog07 | "AH, YA WEE FAIRY!!! *honk* *honk*" | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Heheheh.....eek. | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Locdog07 | He'd have a polkadot kilt. | |
| Raven-X | don't forget the baggy kilt | |
| Raven-X | oh | |
| Locdog07 | Not baggy...it'd be short. So everytime he leapt in the air, you'd get a good shot of his...uh...Large Fries. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | NO! | |
| Raven-X | AHHHHH | |
| Locdog07 | YES! | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOO! | |
| Locdog07 | FACE IT! | |
| Raven-X | PLEASE | |
| DeRaptor | HE'S AMINO MAN! WITH AN OILY TAN! In the mirror he sees himself...turning into something else. | |
| Raven-X | well does he play multi colored bag pipes? | |
| Locdog07 | Yes. | |
| Locdog07 | And they squirt bubbles. | |
| Raven-X | yeah | |
| Raven-X | I was about to say that | |
| Locdog07 | Don't try to take credit for my sentences. | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Locdog07 | You don't want it. | |
| Raven-X | so what exactly would they serve at the scottish mcdonalds? | |
| * DeRaptor ponders things. | ||
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Heheh....they sound like The Offspring in that song.....probably because they had a producer for that album that worked with The Offspring. I like "Glue on my hands", too....it reeks of Dead Kennedys. The band...not the um.... | |
| Locdog07 | MM is high. | |
| DeRaptor | Dead Kennedys? | |
| * DeRaptor looks at Loc. | ||
| DeRaptor | So what's new? | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Yeah....they're a band. | |
| Locdog07 | I think he trod on some pot and it got sucked into his blood stream. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey. [Word credited to DarkonZero] | |
| Locdog07 | Wow. Nice word. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Jello Biafra's the lead singer, ever heard of him? | |
| DeRaptor | The band...not the um.... <DeRaptor> Dead Kennedys? | |
| DeRaptor | I knows. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Oh... | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Yeah... | |
| Raven-X | heh www.celebritymorgue.com | |
| DeRaptor | HIS NAME IS JELLO? WHY ISN'T MY NAME JELLO?!? | |
| DeRaptor | I want my name to be jello right now! | |
| Locdog07 | I wanted my name to be Mortimer once. | |
| Raven-X | go there to see Kennedy after he got shot | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Heheh... | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | I'm laughing at the names....not Kennedy | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Raven-X | oh | |
| Locdog07 | MM was the second gunsmeltingman. | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| * DeRaptor thinks we should all come to the con in costume just to freak people out. | ||
| DeRaptor | Then we can chase the homegamers. | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Locdog07 | How about I come in my birthday suit? | |
| Locdog07 | That's scare everyone away. | |
| Raven-X | I'll dress up as a scientologist | |
| Locdog07 | Can I dress up as a woman? | |
| Locdog07 | Not for the con, I mean...right now. | |
| Mepitans | FOR THE LAST TIME NO! | |
| DarkonZero | I'll dress up as THX.....it won't be that hard...all I'll do is wake up and not take a shower. | |
| Locdog07 | Damn. | |
| Mepitans | Jeeze | |
| *** Qrow has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Sentroid91))) | ||
| Raven-X | fine fine fine, I'll wear a blue jumpsuit | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Heheh....poor stinky THX...not bathing and searching sites for information about me. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Mepitans | Just because Bob Barker neutered you doesn't mean you can dress like a girl | |
| Sentroid91 | hmm... THX.... | |
| Locdog07 | Grrr | |
| * DeRaptor remembers that. | ||
| Raven-X | heh | |
| DeRaptor | THX....whaddaweirdo. | |
| Locdog07 | Dodo. | |
| Sentroid91 | I still think he has something to do with this Lodovik/jresh/Qrow/drkane thing | |
| Raven-X | Celebrity Vasectomy | |
| Locdog07 | THX-368 | |
| Mepitans | you forgot mycrow | |
| Mepitans | he is in there too I think | |
| Locdog07 | Eek! | |
| Locdog07 | Not mycrow... | |
| Sentroid91 | and Daneel | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | WHo could forget my-crow. | |
| * DeRaptor ponders dressing as omega. | ||
| * Locdog07 remembers my-crow | ||
| Locdog07 | Heheh | |
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as my-crow-soft | ||
| *** Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
| Locdog07 | How would that costume look, De? | |
| my-crow-soft | I lufe Bonnie Hammer | |
| * my-crow-soft gropes a picture of Bonnie | ||
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Heheheh.... | |
| DarkonZero | So De.......you are gonna dress up as a skinny 12 year old Romanian boy? | |
| Locdog07 | Hey, Sent, do you wanna be in a double costume with me? I could be the back end of a horse, and you could be the front, and in place of a head we could have a cardboard cut out of Lodovik's face. | |
| my-crow-soft | 1,9Quote containing Reno:9,1 <Sentroid91> BTW: Anyone see South Park last night? <Sentroid91> They did a spoof of Elian. Only with Romainian kids <Calvin-Crowe> ohmegha <Sentroid91> I could see omega trying to get here. And then getting pumped full of lead by Janet Reno | |
| my-crow-soft | heh, sounds good | |
| *** my-crow-soft is now known as Sentroid91 | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | With a abnormally large head to add also. | |
| DeRaptor | I know! I could be Lodovik's head on a nude girls' body! | |
| Sentroid91 | what about you go as the horse, i'll go as the chicken... and DZ can go as the donut? | |
| Locdog07 | ...that's nice. | |
| DeRaptor | And...uh...wait, maybe that's a bad idea. | |
| DeRaptor | Depends on how warm it is there. | |
| Locdog07 | How about you just be a nude girl? | |
| * Locdog07 runs | ||
| Sentroid91 | heh | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'ohwow.wav' | ||
| [IncredibleMeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | Uhhhhhh... | |
| DeRaptor | RAAAARGH! | |
| Locdog07 | Sowwy. | |
| * DeRaptor gives chase. | ||
| * Locdog07 hides | ||
| * Locdog07 runs further | ||
| * DeRaptor gets bored. | ||
| Locdog07 | HEEEEELP!!! | |
| Sentroid91 | That's a good idea for a Lodo magnet | |
| * DeRaptor just sends an attack bird after Loc. | ||
| Locdog07 | Oh. | |
| Locdog07 | Ahhh!!! | |
| * Locdog07 gets his eyes pecked out | ||
| Raven-X | whoa there is another mst3k con? | |
| DarkonZero | Hell.....I'm going as Darkon. | |
| Locdog07 | Yes...sheesh. | |
| Sentroid91 | have De run around nude all over CA, and i'll be lurking somewhere with my hockey stick(no more metal bat) | |
| Sentroid91 | the bit...er, stepmother threw it away | |
| Locdog07 | And I'll urinate on all the hydrants. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | And I'll......MELT! | |
| Sentroid91 | Wha? Another COn?!?! | |
| DeRaptor | Can I have a machete? | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| Mepitans | I'll help you melt | |
| Sentroid91 | where? where? where?!?!?! | |
| DeRaptor | I'll bring the chips, Melt. | |
| Raven-X | urinate on the parking lots, we need some extra space | |
| Locdog07 | Okee. | |
| DeRaptor | dogs are good at that. | |
| Sentroid91 | SOMEONE TELL MEEE! | |
| DarkonZero | I still want to anger con goers. | |
| DarkonZero | Then run from them. | |
| Locdog07 | Um, Sent? | |
| * DeRaptor releases the cat with two heads in the room. | ||
| Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> Wha? Another COn?!?! | |
| Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> where? where? where?!?!?! | |
| Locdog07 | We're talking about th' St. Louis con | |
| Locdog07 | AHHH! | |
| Locdog07 | The Cat With Two Heads!!! | |
| Sentroid91 | <Raven-X> whoa there is another mst3k con? | |
| Sentroid91 | <DarkonZero> Hell.....I'm going as Darkon. | |
| Sentroid91 | <Locdog07> Yes...sheesh. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | WHOA! | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | THE CAT WITH TWO HEADS! | |
| Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> SOMEONE TELL MEEE! | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Sentroid91 | pwease? | |
| * Locdog07 gets eaten by the more aggressive of the two kitty heads, while the other spouts poetry | ||
| DarkonZero | Wow...we got a cat.........with two heads even. | |
| Sentroid91 | Uhm, anyone? someone? somebody? | |
| Sentroid91 | anybody? | |
| Locdog07 | It's the St. Louis con, foo'. | |
| Sentroid91 | oh | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'texasbob.wav' | ||
| [IncredibleMeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| Raven-X | so it's already over then? | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| Locdog07 | huh? | |
| DarkonZero | And then we ocassionally get a dunce with no wit......*COUGH*UrbanD*COUGH* | |
| Sentroid91 | Well, thanks for not knowing about the Gateway Con, Rav. You had me all excited, foo! | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Heheh...yikes. | |
| *** Mepitans has quit IRC (Quit: buh bye) | ||
| *** Mepitans has left IRC | ||
| Raven-X | sheesh I'm lost | |
| Sentroid91 | and then some, DZ...... *COUGH*Qrow/Lodo*COUGH* | |
| Locdog07 | <UrbanD> where's my nigga de? | |
| * DeRaptor finally looks at de-vo.gif | ||
| Locdog07 | <UrbanD> she's a house nigga. | |
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| DeRaptor | WHASSAT ALLABOUT? | |
| Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> BRING ON THE BITCHES! | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | What, De-VO or UrbanD? | |
| Locdog07 | Yeh, MM, I was meaning to ask you. | |
| Locdog07 | What th' Hell is De-Vo? | |
| Sentroid91 | 9,1 No quotes containing 1,9devo9,1 were in my file. | |
| DeRaptor | the picsher | |
| DarkonZero | Well folks........I'm gonna take off for now......later. | |
| Locdog07 | Bye DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Thu Apr 27 21:46:03 2000 | ||
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