| Session Start: Sun Mar 26 09:20:28 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Dirty topic. We need hoovers, and lots of them' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Sat Mar 25 22:34:40 | ||
| Mepitans | hi | |
|---|---|---|
| DarkonZero | Hekko! | |
| DarkonZero | Stupid Meps! | |
| Mepitans | Hey | |
| Mepitans | I am not dum! | |
| DarkonZero | PROVE IT!!!!! | |
| Mepitans | ok 2+2 iz nit 9 | |
| DarkonZero | Good. | |
| DarkonZero | You are dumb. | |
| Mepitans | No am not | |
| DarkonZero | Here's a challenge for you......play HL in third=person perspective. | |
| Mepitans | I AM A MUSICI-AN! | |
| Mepitans | hehe thats not fun at all | |
| DarkonZero | I found it to be a bit harder to play HL like that. | |
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| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| DarkonZero | A bit? | |
| Alien-Hunt | hi all | |
| DarkonZero | Make that a lot. | |
| *** Alien-Hunt is now known as Prometheus | ||
| DarkonZero | Prom? | |
| DarkonZero | PROM!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| Prometheus | yup.. | |
| Prometheus | hi | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....welcome back after a long absence. | |
| Mepitans | PRoOOM | |
| Prometheus | thanks.. | |
| DarkonZero | You missed alot of stupid people since you were last on. | |
| Mepitans | Yeah like me | |
| Mepitans | I mean, not like me like other people other than me | |
| DarkonZero | Uh....not when you were on a couple of days ago. | |
| DarkonZero | What I mean by "last on" was when you decided to schlep. | |
| * DarkonZero wonders why he uses Jewish terms.... | ||
| DarkonZero | OY GAVAULT! | |
| *** Cal-Crowe is on IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Howdy@ | |
| Cal-Crowe | DZ! ku! Prom! | |
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| DarkonZero | THE FEEB IS HERE! | |
| Cal-Crowe | y? | |
| DarkonZero | THE FEEB BUMPKIN! | |
| Cal-Crowe | FEEB???? | |
| Cal-Crowe | WHO? | |
| Cal-Crowe | Who's the feeb bumpkin? | |
| DarkonZero | If you gotta ask...... | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehehehe! | |
| Prometheus | hey Cal | |
| Cal-Crowe | Hey Prom! | |
| Cal-Crowe | T.J. Hoover | |
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| *** MSTManos is on IRC | ||
| *** MSTManos has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | MEANOS!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| MSTManos | Hola! | |
| Prometheus | hey Manos | |
| Cal-Crowe | MANOS! | |
| MSTManos | DZA!!!!!!!!!! | |
| Mepitans | Bobobobob0)B)b | |
| Cal-Crowe | DEEZEE | |
| Mepitans | ()()()())( | |
| Mepitans | Wpwpwpw | |
| Mepitans | Hahahah | |
| MSTManos | 'Ku's on drugs again. | |
| Mepitans | Looka t me MA | |
| DarkonZero | RUN....THE FEEB BUMPKIN IS HERE! | |
| Cal-Crowe | <x]]]]]>< | |
| MSTManos | Dead fish? | |
| Mepitans | Robot Frank is my heroO | |
| MSTManos | Never seen that one. | |
| Cal-Crowe | DZ, you're the feeb bumpkin | |
| Cal-Crowe | NEAGH! | |
| DarkonZero | FEEB BUMPKIN CAL! | |
| DarkonZero | FEEB BUMPKIN CAL! | |
| Mepitans | HAHAHHA | |
| Mepitans | ROTATE THE BLOWHOLE!! | |
| MSTManos | That's great, 'Ku. Now it's back to rehab for you. | |
| * Cal-Crowe pours souse on DZ | ||
| * Cal-Crowe BRB (Feed coon hounds) | ||
| Mepitans | YES MAM | |
| * DarkonZero goes back to looking at www.cybermanga.com. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | bak | |
| Cal-Crowe | I reckon they were hungr'y | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm....I didn't know there was a Denny's in Japan......weird. | |
| MSTManos | That is weird. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Greasy Sushi | |
| Mepitans | GREAT GOLLY MISS MOLLY! | |
| Mepitans | GreAT GOOGALY MOGGALY | |
| DarkonZero | I'm reading this manga artists little "thoughts of the day" stuff...and she mentions a Denny's. | |
| Mepitans | SWeeT SASSIE MALAASIE! | |
| Cal-Crowe | DZ, you reckon that my coon hounds be big? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes....them feeb bumpkin coon hounds be big. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I reckon | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'joedonsong.wav' | ||
| [Prometheus SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Meps is high.......again. | |
| Cal-Crowe | 9,1Quote:1,9 <Mepitans> ROTATE THE BLOWHOLE!! | |
| Cal-Crowe | 9,1Quote:1,9 <stud> What do you do for a living <Sentroid91> I kill people <stud> What do you mean you kill people <Sentroid91> wait... did I say kill.. ha! I meant to say bill, I bill people. I'm with the IRS. <stud> you wouldn't killme thou right <Sentroid91> Did you pay your taxes? | |
| Prometheus | lol. | |
| MSTManos | DZ... that's nothing new. | |
| DarkonZero | True. | |
| MSTManos | Get him everything, from morphine to Viagra. | |
| Cal-Crowe | 9,1Quote:1,9 <DrEvil> who's the asshole <BobIshmael> I think the asshole is DrEvil. * DeRaptor chuckles. * Goku gets ready for another exciting game of "Who's the asshole" | |
| Cal-Crowe | I be gone by today | |
| Cal-Crowe | gotta feed my coon hounds again, I reckon | |
| Cal-Crowe | 9,1Quote:1,9 <omega> i say f*ck you and leave me alone <gamma> Omega: saying "f*ck you and leave me alone" isn't going to make us f*ck you or leave you alone. | |
| DarkonZero | This Tsugumi....she is sorta funny. | |
| Cal-Crowe | 9,1Quote:1,9 <Lodovik> YOU STOLE ME SHIT! | |
| Cal-Crowe | 9,1Quote:1,9 * Malon chisels away at the cement in her mouth <UrbanD> greid = WOMAN ?? <Malon> Yes... <Malon> I be woman...<UrbanD> wow, i didn't see that coming.<UrbanD> since when have you been a woman??<Malon> hmm, couple minutes ago | |
| Cal-Crowe | 9,1Quote:1,9 <DarKrow> Why is skinz.org so slow?<DeRaptor> cuz there's lots of morons like you on it. :)* DeRaptor hides.<Cal-Crowe> LOL!* DarKrow finds De and hurts her<DeRaptor> ow ow! | |
| Cal-Crowe | 9,1Quote:1,9 <Mepitans> ROTATE THE BLOWHOLE!! | |
| Cal-Crowe | ROTATE THE BLOWHOLE! | |
| MSTManos | ROTATE THE BLOWHOLE! | |
| Mepitans | ROTATE THE BLOWHOLE!! | |
| Cal-Crowe | ROTATE THE BLOWHOLE! | |
| Mepitans | ROTATE THE BLOWHOLE!! | |
| DarkonZero | ROTATE THE ARSEHOLE! | |
| DarkonZero | Ooops. | |
| Mepitans | Thats disgusting | |
| DarkonZero | And look who's talking!?! | |
| Mepitans | Me | |
| Mepitans | I am talking | |
| DarkonZero | SICKO PERV! | |
| Mepitans | but looking at myself is hard without a mirror | |
| MSTManos | ... | |
| Mepitans | I tried for 2 week strait and then I passes out | |
| Mepitans | passed | |
| DarkonZero | Pissed? | |
| Mepitans | No fool | |
| DarkonZero | Peed? | |
| Cal-Crowe | ROTATE THE BLOWHOLE! | |
| Cal-Crowe | NOW! | |
| Cal-Crowe | BEFORE IT EXPLODES! | |
| DarkonZero | ROTATE THE COLINBLOW! | |
| MSTManos | ROTATE THE... THE... THE... | |
| MSTManos | ROTATE IT NOW!!!!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | JUST SIT AND ROTATE! | |
| DarkonZero | NOW! | |
| * Cal-Crowe rotates DZ's blowhole | ||
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Gotta go | |
| DarkonZero | MY BLOWARSEHOLE! | |
| Cal-Crowe | I BE GONE I RECKON! | |
| *** Cal-Crowe has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (http://go.to/ctu won't you?) | ||
| DarkonZero | Y'all reckon he''l be back? | |
| MSTManos | He leaves after he... uh... violates DZ. | |
| MSTManos | I reckon. | |
| DarkonZero | He musta watch Sling Blade. | |
| DarkonZero | watched even | |
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | STINK HOLE 7! | |
| * Prometheus 3,1 (MP3) ((MST3K - Canada.mp3 Size: (( 1883922 )) Today Is: (( Sunday ))The Time Is: (( 13:20:00 )) | ||
| MSTManos | Anyway want a log of me talking to a newbie? | |
| Mepitans | 4[Couch Burners Inc.]4/14Lofidelity Allstars4]/14Battleflag (1998)4[4/14Battleflag (full version)4[/145:394[/146.48 MB | |
| DarkonZero | Manny.....who di you "harass" this time? | |
| DarkonZero | di to did | |
| MSTManos | You'll see. | |
| MSTManos | Someone I REALLY vented against. | |
| * Prometheus 3,1 (MP3) ((MST3K - Digger Smolken Medley.mp3 Size: (( 2107574 )) Today Is: (( Sunday ))The Time Is: (( 13:22:23 )) | ||
| MSTManos | That's a hyper-speed connection you gots, DZ. | |
| MSTManos | When I get the "Secret Files" page ready, this'll be one of the logs, and the title will be "Janie's Got Me Wrong". | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...but the file was small...so it would always be fast. | |
| MSTManos | Comments | |
| MSTManos | ? | |
| DarkonZero | WE GOT CULT STATUS! WOOOOOO! | |
| Mepitans | YEAH! | |
| MSTManos | Hehe. | |
| Mepitans | Can we make them drink...like..non poison kool-aid | |
| Mepitans | and they'll be all scared | |
| Mepitans | then we can laugh | |
| Mepitans | and be like | |
| Mepitans | hHAHAHHAHAH | |
| Mepitans | Wait | |
| Mepitans | uoi meant something else | |
| Mepitans | SILLY ME! | |
| * DarkonZero gets out the tranq gun. | ||
| DarkonZero | Now Meps..... | |
| * MSTManos gets out the Viagra. | ||
| DarkonZero | You need to be pu down. | |
| * MSTManos gets out the morphine. | ||
| Mepitans | Manny is an old man | |
| DarkonZero | PU! | |
| * MSTManos gets out the Prozac. | ||
| Mepitans | PU! | |
| Mepitans | PU! | |
| Mepitans | PU! | |
| MSTManos | No, 'ku, this is for you. | |
| Mepitans | a bud? | |
| Mepitans | THIS BUDS FOR ME! | |
| *** MeltingMan is on IRC | ||
| *** MeltingMan has joined #Deep13 | ||
| MSTManos | Yeah. A Bud. | |
| Mepitans | Melty! | |
| MSTManos | Hi, Melty. | |
| Mepitans | Wow | |
| MeltingMan | Hi there, folks! | |
| Prometheus | hey MeltingMan | |
| Mepitans | Everyone is being so weird | |
| Mepitans | and I am just sitting here, all normal | |
| MeltingMan | Wow...Prometheus. I didn't know you were still around. | |
| MSTManos | ... smoking weeed. | |
| MSTManos | -e | |
| MSTManos | And I spoke of 'Ku. | |
| Mepitans | No | |
| Mepitans | manny has a viagra and weed addiction | |
| Mepitans | He mixes them together | |
| DarkonZero | <Janie> I THINK THIS CHANNEL IS SOME SWEARING CONTEST. AND PLEASE DONT SAY GODS NAME IN VEIN. | |
| Mepitans | Heh | |
| Mepitans | a high | |
| Mepitans | double meaning | |
| Mepitans | wow I kill me | |
| MeltingMan | Hehehhe | |
| * MSTManos kills 'Ku. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok......remind me never to say the Lord's name whne I'm inside someone's vein. | |
| MSTManos | That should put him out of his misery. | |
| MSTManos | Heehee. Okay. | |
| Mepitans | I have come back to haaaunt you | |
| * MSTManos kills 'Ku's ghost as well. | ||
| Mepitans | now I don't need to sleep or eat or go to the bathroom, so I can bother you 24/7 | |
| Mepitans | like in pacman? | |
| Mepitans | did you eat a super pellet | |
| MSTManos | Exactly. | |
| MSTManos | Yes. | |
| DarkonZero | Manny....nice little twist you put into the convo......near the end. | |
| Mepitans | then come after me and eat me | |
| Mepitans | and I was like AHHH! | |
| MSTManos | Thanks, DZ. | |
| MSTManos | I try my best, | |
| MSTManos | Period. | |
| Mepitans | 4[Couch Burners Inc.]4/14The Clash4[4/14Train in Vain4[/143:134[/142.95 MB | |
| Mepitans | Ah lifes short so love the one ya got | |
| Mepitans | cause ya might get runover | |
| Mepitans | or ya might geeeet shot | |
| DarkonZero | And using "Bobby Plank".....oh.......whatta use. | |
| DarkonZero | Er...whatever I mean. | |
| Mepitans | 4[Couch Burners Inc.]4/14Beastie Boys4[4/14Sabotage4[/142:584[/142.38 MB | |
| Mepitans | Wow | |
| Mepitans | Everyone is quiet | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehehe.....Manny....you could get yourself in serious trouble. I almost did with Greid's parents. | |
| Mepitans | lol | |
| Mepitans | what happened? | |
| DarkonZero | And I didn't even do anything! | |
| Mepitans | what happened? | |
| DarkonZero | All I think I did was a /me saying that I was pummeling Greid. | |
| Mepitans | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | And her mom staarted to ask me how old I was and stuff. | |
| Mepitans | you should be like | |
| Mepitans | 8 and 1/2 | |
| Mepitans | GO SUPER NINJA POWER DEMONS! | |
| Mepitans | 4[Couch Burners Inc.]4/14Our Lady Peace4[4/14Superman's Dead4[/144:164[/143.92 MB | |
| DarkonZero | Meps....what the hell sugary things did you eat? | |
| DarkonZero | Like the time when you said SHABOING out loud at your house then your mom yelled at you. | |
| Mepitans | SHABOING!!!!!! | |
| Mepitans | My mom | |
| Mepitans | She was mad | |
| Mepitans | I kept saying | |
| Mepitans | ROTATE THE BLOWHOLE! | |
| Mepitans | She | |
| Mepitans | was like | |
| Mepitans | Is that bad? | |
| DarkonZero | Man....when I was 15...I didn't even do stuff that compares to what Meps is doing. | |
| Mepitans | I was like no it | |
| Mepitans | 's naturaL! | |
| MSTManos | I'm 15... and yet I don't do what he does. | |
| Mepitans | You should very relaxing | |
| Mepitans | That and meditating | |
| DarkonZero | Yes....yelling out random things...them "OOOOOOOOHMMMMmmmmmmmmm". | |
| DarkonZero | them to then | |
| Mepitans | They're not random | |
| Mepitans | totally thought out | |
| DarkonZero | When I was 13......some people thought I had a problm cause I liked hitting my head on walls. | |
| Mepitans | heheheh | |
| Prometheus | hehehe | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm..... | |
| MSTManos | Heehee, | |
| MSTManos | . | |
| DarkonZero | That might explain why I can't retain anything in my short term memory. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well... | |
| *** jasoN is on IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * jasoN jasons in | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | Hi there, jasoN! | |
| jasoN | hiya | |
| Prometheus | hey jasoN | |
| DarkonZero | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! | |
| jasoN | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! | |
| MSTManos | Hey there, jas. | |
| * MSTManos wonders if they say that from the SuperFriends point of view or the Budweiser point of view. | ||
| DarkonZero | I dunno.....when I saw Robin flailing....he looked like he had a few brews. | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | So N......how d'ya like the other Tubeway Army songs I sent ya? | |
| MSTManos | "COOL! THERE'S A CRICKET MATCH GOING ON!!!" | |
| Mepitans | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZ UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| DarkonZero | THE JERKY BOYS MOFVIE IS GONNA BE ON! | |
| Mepitans | I can't wait for next winter | |
| Mepitans | I am so recreating this http://www.calvinandhobbes.com/fans/snowart/comic1.html | |
| DarkonZero | DING DONG! N IS DEAD! N IS DEAD! | |
| DarkonZero | Er... | |
| jasoN | o_O | |
| DarkonZero | Oopie. | |
| Mepitans | HAHAAA | |
| *** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
| *** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
| * Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 doing crotch chops. | ||
| * Locdog07 commands everyone to MAKE SOME NOISE!!! | ||
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'x-pac.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * jasoN trips loc | ||
| MeltingMan | Hi there, Loc! | |
| DarkonZero | Er...hekko! | |
| Locdog07 | No. | |
| Prometheus | hey Loc | |
| Locdog07 | AHHH!!! | |
| * Locdog07 falls into a pile of puke left over from last night | ||
| Locdog07 | jquote, search jack off | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing jack off:15,2<Locdog07> TServo4 is horny. <TServo4> I already got off an hour ago FYI <Locdog07> While you were sitting here???? <jasoN> yeah, wasn't TServo here an hour ago? <Locdog07> He was. <TServo4> I left for a bit.... <jasoN> <TServo> brb, i have to go jack off Locdog07> LOL! | |
| jasoN | hehe | |
| jasoN | that was so bad | |
| Prometheus | hehehe | |
| Locdog07 | damn pukes with quotes in them. | |
| Mepitans | FYI? | |
| Mepitans | Hey Loc | |
| Locdog07 | "For your interest" | |
| Mepitans | 7,2Quote: International Day Nicks: Haloflux = Fluxilvaniya | |
| Mepitans | Hey Loc | |
| Mepitans | Hey Loc | |
| Mepitans | 7,2Quote: <Goku> ' is the Enter buttons bitch | |
| Mepitans | 7,2Quote: <Atlas> Who wants to play a game? <Atlas> Called..Brandon's Algebra! <Goku> Are we doing your homework TAP? <TheDave> I remember when he hosted a tailweave, then wrote it down for his homework.. | |
| Mepitans | 7,2Quote: <Goku> say something stupid for my quoter <KasuminoKaze> Something stupid for my quoter. <Goku> good enough for me! | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh...the words "jack off" were used too much last night. | |
| Locdog07 | Hey Meppy | |
| Mepitans | heheheh | |
| jasoN | i can't believe he actually jacked off while chatting with us.... | |
| Mepitans | Eww | |
| Locdog07 | And openly admitted it | |
| jasoN | ick | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search orgasm | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing orgasm:15,2<MeltingMan> I think jasoN's orgasms are highly quotable. | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search disgust | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing disgust:15,2* Jaina puts the money in a safe place where it can't be stolen <Wookieegirl> your underwear? <Jaina> that's disgusting! <Wookieegirl> safe... <Wookieegirl> I'm not going there <Jaina> is that what -you- do with money? <Wookieegirl> that's for sure <jasoN> lol <jasoN> <Jaina> is that what -you- do with money? <jasoN> <Wookieegirl> that's for sure <Jaina> lololol * Wookieegirl glares at jason | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search swallow | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing swallow:15,2* Locdog07 imagines De swallowing and then gettin' heart burn <MeltingMan> .... <Locdog07> Whats wrong, MM? <MeltingMan> Never mind.... <Locdog07> NOO!!! | |
| MeltingMan | Are we getting more perverted than the folks in #starwars yet? | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| Locdog07 | Well, you are, MM. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh....haaaaaaaaay | |
| Mepitans | LOL | |
| jasoN | i think so | |
| jasoN | we're getting pretty bad | |
| DarkonZero | So...while I was at work...everyone in here was just jacking off? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'wookieesex.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | jquote, search wham bam | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing wham bam:15,2<Locdog07> jquote, search hot wriggling panties sex oral fuck god damn wham bam thankyou spam <jasoN> No quote containing hot wriggling panties sex oral fuck god damn wham bam thankyou spam were in my file. | |
| Locdog07 | Surprisinglu. | |
| Locdog07 | Surprisngly. | |
| Mepitans | N | |
| Locdog07 | DAMMIT! | |
| Mepitans | did you fix it? | |
| Mepitans | completly? | |
| Mepitans | 7,2Quote 101: <Adi> waNt ops you two? <Adi> hold Alt aNd press F4 <Goku> yeah see *** Goku sets mode: +o Goku <Goku> it works *** xeNa has quit IRC ((sigNed off)) <Adi> caN't believe how well that works | |
| jasoN | nope | |
| Mepitans | 7,2Quote 786: <Spoon> I suck! | |
| MeltingMan | Surprising Lou! The next SNL character. | |
| Mepitans | 7,2Quote 6: <Goku> I suck <Sentinel> Confirmed. | |
| Mepitans | HEhehehe | |
| jasoN | you fixed it? | |
| Mepitans | No | |
| jasoN | rats | |
| Mepitans | It broken | |
| Mepitans | baad | |
| MeltingMan | Broku | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search jo | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing jo:15,2*** McCloud (McCloud@207.90.119.9) has joined #Anime <Goku> Chief? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'stupiddog.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Well......we gotta get outta this perversion rut we're in. | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search Gusano | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing Gusano:15,2<GUSANO> JO JO JO | |
| Mepitans | 7,2Quote 315: "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst | |
| Mepitans | 7,2Quote 417: *** TheCambot (aceduke@ci790298-a.grnvle1.sc.home.com) has joined #Deep13 <MSTManos> RUN! YE ANNOYING CAM IS ON THY WAY! <MSTManos> Oh, hi Cam. | |
| Mepitans | 7,2Quote 143: *** Mike-Rotch (Mike-Rotch@130.126.26.73) has joined #BotTestLab <Mike-Rotch> Say my name out loud *** Mike-Rotch has quit IRC ((signed off)) <Azuma> Now that is a prime example of why you don't use drugs/alchol while pregnant... | |
| Mepitans | 7,2Quote 631: *** Topic is '"If you enjoyed life from the years 14-18, there's something wrong with you," - Stephen King' | |
| Mepitans | 7,2Quote 269: *** jonny5 (jonny5@216.211.64.243) has joined #anime <Goku> RANDOM SHIT! *** jonny5 (jonny5@216.211.64.243) has left #anime <Goku> I knew I'd scare him! <FeiAmethyein> Poor little jonny is now scared for life, Goku <FeiAmethyein> However that's speeeled <Fuuko-> Scared or scarred...either works | |
| Mepitans | 7,2Quote 621: *** AndroidNumber18 (AndroidNumber18@206.104.204.241) has joined #BotTestLab <TheDave> AAHHHH! <TheDave> It's an android, sent to exterminate me... For not paying for that mail-order whistle!* TheDave runs around frantically. | |
| Locdog07 | jo! | |
| Mepitans | JO! | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Mepitans | I am Jo | |
| Mepitans | and Kou is Lou | |
| Mepitans | La dee do | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot about that sound....until now. | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks Loc... | |
| Locdog07 | Until it turned you on. | |
| DarkonZero | For the nightmares. | |
| MeltingMan | RADISKULL WILL KILL YOU ONE BY ONE! http://www.shockwave.com/bin/shockwave/main/content.jsp?keyword=radiskull | |
| Locdog07 | Dreaming about yoda sex. | |
| Locdog07 | Good one. | |
| Mepitans | #Deep13: With innovations in crotch science each day | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'crotch.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.....while I was trying to get away from eing perverted....everyone else has embraced it. | |
| DarkonZero | EING! | |
| MSTManos | Except me, of course. | |
| DarkonZero | Being even | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...excpet Manny. | |
| DarkonZero | except even | |
| jasoN | yeah sure, MST "windflowers" Manos | |
| jasoN | er.. | |
| jasoN | yeah sure, MST "wildflowers" Manos | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | what is this wav, BTW? | |
| MSTManos | That's just your little imagination going wild, jas. | |
| MSTManos | But anyway. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'wookieesex.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * Locdog07 ponders making a wienermansex.wav with MM's voice and...uhh...someone else being a wiener man | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"We Are So Fragile"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Tubeway Army14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| MeltingMan | Oh man....one of those last Wookie grunts in that wav....WHO MADE THAT THING!? | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| jasoN | a bunch of us made it | |
| jasoN | i made the wavs, then someone else combined em | |
| jasoN | it's pretty bad, hehe | |
| DarkonZero | N...the grunter. | |
| MSTManos | Grunt. | |
| Locdog07 | uhhh | |
| Locdog07 | Manos? | |
| MSTManos | Yo? | |
| Locdog07 | Jo! | |
| DarkonZero | <jasoN> I specialise in Wookie sex grunts. | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| MeltingMan | Eep! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'wookie.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'wookie.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | I don't have wookie.wav | |
| *** DarKrow is on IRC | ||
| *** DarKrow has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow | ||
| Locdog07 | hey DK./ | |
| DarKrow | Hey All! | |
| MSTManos | Hi, DK. | |
| MeltingMan | Hi there, DK | |
| DarKrow | Guess who I just added into the sims | |
| DarKrow | Mr. T! | |
| DarkonZero | Wookie speak: GWAAAAAAAAARRRAAAAAAAR! Trans: My nuts itch, but I can't find them!!!!! | |
| jasoN | hehe | |
| DarKrow | Ahem... Mr. T! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'wookie.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarKrow | In... THE SIMS! | |
| MSTManos | Heehee. | |
| Locdog07 | hmmm | |
| DarKrow | Yeah! | |
| DarKrow | He even got married to another sim already | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"When The Machines Rock"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Tubeway Army14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| DarKrow | and he's only been there for 2 days | |
| MeltingMan | Wait....Mr T's nuts itch and he can't find them? | |
| DarKrow | LOl | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...MM....thanks for keeping up. | |
| Locdog07 | ummm | |
| DarKrow | Mr. T be cool, foo! | |
| DarKrow | I'm gonna upload him soon. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'manosreallywins.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * MeltingMan shreiks at the name of that wav | ||
| Mepitans | Wrong | |
| Mepitans | exogen wins | |
| Mepitans | you all lose | |
| * Locdog07 slaps Mepitans | ||
| DarkonZero | Meps.... | |
| DarkonZero | ROTATE THE BLOWHOLE! | |
| Mepitans | Yes? | |
| Mepitans | ROTATE THE BLOWHOLE! | |
| DarkonZero | SHABOING! | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| Mepitans | SHABOINGGGGGGGGGG! | |
| * MeltingMan stares into space. | ||
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '4,10<DarkonZero> SHABOING!' | ||
| * Mepitans fills space with fire | ||
| Mepitans | HEY! | |
| DarKrow | BRB | |
| Mepitans | Thats my saying! | |
| Locdog07 | :P | |
| Mepitans | HE STOLE IT! | |
| Mepitans | BOO! | |
| Locdog07 | AHH! | |
| Mepitans | I will steal his | |
| Locdog07 | You scared me. | |
| MSTManos | YEAH! 'KU'S SAYING! | |
| Mepitans | I am a big dumb stupid head | |
| Mepitans | Hmm | |
| DarkonZero | Meps's mom yelled at him for that. | |
| Mepitans | His saying sucks | |
| MeltingMan | He's not 'ku anymore.....he's Mep. | |
| Mepitans | No | |
| Mepitans | She was like | |
| Mepitans | Stop it! | |
| Mepitans | because I kept saying it | |
| Mepitans | over and over | |
| Mepitans | and | |
| Mepitans | and | |
| Mepitans | over and over | |
| Mepitans | over and over | |
| DarkonZero | Hence <DarkonZero> Meps's mom yelled at him for that. | |
| Mepitans | She's not too fond of ROTATE THE BLOWHOLE! either | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'manosreallywins.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | oh dear God.. | |
| * jasoN vomits | ||
| Locdog07 | Those are some awkward orgasms he's having, no? | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Praying To The Aliens"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Tubeway Army14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| * Locdog07 cackles | ||
| DarKrow | BAK | |
| DarKrow | I'm gonna upload the T family | |
| jasoN | yeah.. | |
| Locdog07 | k | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <DeRaptor> I chewed up those gummie bears, you know. <superspy> those were my fake gummie bears <BobIshmael> His decoy gummie bears, if you will. | |
| DarKrow | Mr. T | |
| Locdog07 | He sounds sorta like "I think I'm supposed to like this but...I just can't get into it" | |
| DarkonZero | <Mr. T> My wife...she be a foo'! | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'manosreallywins.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * Locdog07 reads over "I just can't get into it" again and vomits | ||
| * jasoN can't not laugh at that wav | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'manosreallywins.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'manosreallywins.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| DarKrow | jesus chrst! | |
| MeltingMan | The little bit of a wookie grunt doesn't help....There's a wookie involved, too!? | |
| DarKrow | NeoPlanet crashed again | |
| Locdog07 | Yes. | |
| jasoN | a threesome.. | |
| Locdog07 | Just a sec, I'm going to add something to it | |
| Locdog07 | Be prepared to overwrite that | |
| MeltingMan | Heheheh....eek | |
| DarkonZero | Loc's gonna add a dog yelping. | |
| Locdog07 | !!! | |
| Locdog07 | HEY! | |
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| Mepitans | lol | |
| Mepitans | send it here | |
| * MeltingMan ponders a #Deep13 orgy wav....and vomits. | ||
| Mepitans | I have none | |
| Mepitans | NOOO! | |
| DarKrow | I'm teleporting Mr. T and Mary T now | |
| Mepitans | I could have been yelling | |
| DarkonZero | MARY!?!?! | |
| Mepitans | KAO KEN! | |
| Locdog07 | can someone send me wienerman.wav so I can finish this? | |
| Mepitans | oh KAMEHA MEHA! | |
| DarKrow | Mary was acutally Mary Dumas but she married Mr. T | |
| DarkonZero | KAIO-KEN! | |
| DarKrow | so | |
| jasoN | haha! | |
| Locdog07 | ta | |
| Mepitans | Mary Dumb ass | |
| Locdog07 | I'm getting it, 'soN | |
| DarKrow | Teleporting now | |
| DarkonZero | So....She's Mary Dumbass T? | |
| Mepitans | or Mary Dumb AssT | |
| DarKrow | Mary... T | |
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Assty. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * DeRaptor belches, thinking her belching brilliant, and preparing to pummel N to a fine powder should he not add her belching to his quote file. | |
| Locdog07 | Asscheese. | |
| DarKrow | Mr. and Mary T | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Replicas"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Tubeway Army14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| DarkonZero | ASSCHEESE! | |
| MeltingMan | Lipton Unsweated Ass Tea... | |
| DarKrow | I need some music | |
| DarkonZero | Unsweated? | |
| DarkonZero | Ah... | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
| * DarKrow is listening to AC DC \ Highway to hell | ||
| DarkonZero | Ugh. | |
| * DarKrow is listening to AC DC \ Highway to hell | ||
| MeltingMan | Yeah...as opposed to Unsweatened. | |
| MeltingMan | sweetened, even | |
| Mepitans | ASSACAT! | |
| Mepitans | ASSACAT! | |
| Mepitans | ASSACAT! | |
| Mepitans | ASSACAT! | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Cybob> locdog hum? <Locdog07> I hum? <Cybob> typo <Cybob> hun | |
| DarkonZero | SHABOING! | |
| Mepitans | SHABOING! | |
| Mepitans | My mom just said | |
| Mepitans | Go get some fresh air | |
| DarkonZero | HAHAHAHAHA! | |
| Mepitans | Where do I get some of that? | |
| DarKrow | I dunno | |
| jasoN | you have to open your window | |
| DarKrow | I live in a city | |
| Mepitans | Hmm | |
| DarKrow | There IS no fresh air in Philly | |
| DarkonZero | Meps....go to scholl....and say ASSACAT all day, | |
| Mepitans | OK! | |
| Mepitans | I will | |
| DarkonZero | SCHOLL! | |
| Mepitans | All day long | |
| MSTManos | I live in L.A., where the air is made up of gas. | |
| Mepitans | ASSACAT! | |
| MeltingMan | SCHOLL'S OUT FOR EVER! | |
| DarKrow | Dr. Scholl? | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Sentroid91> st? <jasoN> st is cybering with me, leave her alone * Locdog07 joins in <Locdog07> * a threesome SURE <jasoN> * haha <Locdog07> * st i said SURE | |
| DarKrow | Dr. Scholl? | |
| Mepitans | ROBOT FRANK IS ONLINE! | |
| Mepitans | WHOA SHIT! | |
| MeltingMan | Ever hear of Deja Vu, Joel? | |
| Mepitans | MY HERO! | |
| Mepitans | MY HERO IS ONLINE! | |
| DarKrow | ?! | |
| MSTManos | Good for you. | |
| Mepitans | did I show you www.robotfrank.com | |
| Mepitans | ? | |
| Mepitans | He is my hero | |
| DarKrow | Mr. T has a big scrapbook | |
| jasoN | i made an AOL name last night, StallonefaN, and he wouldn't talk to me, he just asked "who are you" | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Down In The Park"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Tubeway Army14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| Mepitans | lol | |
| Locdog07 | Uhh...MM? | |
| Mepitans | Wow | |
| MeltingMan | Hold on...send that again. | |
| Mepitans | RobotFranks name is | |
| Mepitans | RobotFrank | |
| Mepitans | on AIM | |
| Mepitans | He is famos | |
| Mepitans | famous | |
| Mepitans | and my hero | |
| jasoN | heero | |
| Mepitans | He RO | |
| jasoN | hEEE-row | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| MSTManos | Why is he your hero, Mep? | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DarkonHero | ||
| jasoN | hiro | |
| DarkonHero | I AM A HERO! | |
| * DarKrow is listening to Grateful Dead - A Touch Of Grey | ||
| * Locdog07 is gonna add more and more #Deep13er sounds to manosreallywins.wav as time goes by | ||
| *** DarkonHero is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| MSTManos | ... | |
| Mepitans | Because he throws people helluva far like T, and makes cars crash into polls | |
| Locdog07 | polls? | |
| *** DarKrow has left IRC | ||
| *** DarKrow is now known as Angtagonis | ||
| Mepitans | you heard me | |
| jasoN | make a wav of DZ and Mr.T having sex | |
| Angtagonis | DAM! | |
| Mepitans | I meant pole | |
| *** Angtagonis is now known as DarKrow | ||
| *** DarKrow is on IRC | ||
| MeltingMan | jquote, search pole | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing pole:15,2<MSTManos> Let me take a poll here... <Locdog07> TServo4 is already taking his pole | |
| Locdog07 | "Will a car crash into this poll? What's your opinion?" *CRASH* | |
| Mepitans | but I am never wrond | |
| Mepitans | Lol | |
| Mepitans | wrongg | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'manosreallywins.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | o_O | |
| Locdog07 | MM is saying "Down" | |
| Locdog07 | It's pretty funny when you think of it. | |
| Locdog07 | about it... | |
| * DarkonZero thinks about it. | ||
| jasoN | it's pretty scary when you think about it | |
| DarkonZero | Nope. | |
| DarKrow | Down? | |
| Locdog07 | You ain't heard it, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | So. | |
| Locdog07 | A needle pulling thread. | |
| Mepitans | Did anyone go to my hero's site? | |
| Mepitans | You all suck | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry Meps.... | |
| Mepitans | ROTATE THE BLOWHOLE! | |
| DarkonZero | SHABOING! | |
| DarkonZero | SHABOING THE BLOWHOLE! | |
| Mepitans | That is wrong | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <beth> STOP IT <beth> I CANT THING | |
| Locdog07 | hehehe | |
| Prometheus | hehehe | |
| DarkonZero | I can't thing either...so stop it! | |
| Locdog07 | Hey...Prometheus? | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Wookieegirl> Thats my boobie you squeezed! | |
| Locdog07 | Ain't seen you in a while. | |
| MeltingMan | <Daffy in Giant Gila Monster> I thing whenever I thing whenever I thing! | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Aurora> why do you like long hair, you guys? <Slave456> Good question <Frodie> because....the same reason all those kids like Applejacks... <jasoNic> yeah, and just think..girls with applejacks in their long hair.. <jasoNic> think of THAT <Frodie> yeah!!! | |
| Locdog07 | Wookie boobies. | |
| Prometheus | same here... | |
| Mepitans | While there I went to several amusement parks. I do not get the same excitement from going on roller coasters that you people do. I don't understand it. When people go upside-down on a rollercoaster they laugh and giggle. When I pick people up by their feet and shake them they complain and cry. You people are stupid. | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search blood | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing blood:15,2<DeRaptor> heehee. BLOOD! | |
| Mepitans | Thats from Robot Franks diary | |
| Mepitans | He went to Florida | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search QUOTE | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing QUOTE:15,2<KevinMurphy> There will be no other show like MST, quote me on that. | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search QUOTE: | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing QUOTE::15,2<jasoN> Quote: <KevinMurphy> I use the internet strictly for porn. <DeRaptor> Yeah, he would. <DeRaptor> Him and his little red robot just LOVE watching porn together...if you catch my drift. <DeRaptor> wait...little red robot sounds like a euphemism...DANG! <jasoN> you know de, when i modify this conversation to include "robot areas" you have noone to blame but yourself <DeRaptor> yum. | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| Locdog07 | Yum. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Me! I Disconnect From You"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Tubeway Army14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| DarKrow | It's done! | |
| DarKrow | here's the URL ppl! | |
| DarKrow | wait... | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <ManOfMelt> Heheh...even I have to laugh at that. <soNOfMelt> thanks mom <Sentroid91> Damn. N'll call anyone his mom nowadays *** DarkonZero has joined #Deep13 <soNOfMelt> MOM! | |
| Locdog07 | You know, jas, loads of people have done Mr. T families | |
| Locdog07 | Uh, DK | |
| DarKrow | really? | |
| Mepitans | Oh N | |
| Locdog07 | Yeah. | |
| Mepitans | I am your aunt | |
| Mepitans | and Loc | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'manosreallywins.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| Mepitans | hmm | |
| Mepitans | nevermind | |
| Mepitans | I refuse to talk about this again | |
| Mepitans | it confuses and scares me | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm...I always seem to arrive when something is said....then I end up being the ass of the joke. | |
| Locdog07 | You're the ass of everything. | |
| DarkonZero | But I'm an ass no matter what. | |
| DarKrow | Got it up! | |
| Mepitans | All the other ttimes you're just the ass | |
| Locdog07 | Butt crack mouth. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'mrass.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| DarKrow | I'll give you the URL in a second or two | |
| Mepitans | *** Sound requests ON | |
| Mepitans | *** Sound requests ON | |
| Mepitans | *** Sound requests ON | |
| Mepitans | *** Sound requests ON | |
| Mepitans | *** Sound requests ON | |
| Mepitans | *** Sound requests ON | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Timmyling> Did the zoomer ask if you were a girl? Because he asked me that. Poor...um...idiot. <Timmyling> My reply: Yes, but only on Saturdays. | |
| MeltingMan | Are sound requests on? | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search month | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing month:15,2<KevinMurphy> Blair Witch was the best movie made this month. <KevinMurphy> or was it last month? | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search mouth | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing mouth:15,2* Epona yawns * jasoN throws a marshmallow into Epona's open mouth * Epona spits marshmallow into jasoN's eye | |
| Mepitans | 7,2Quote: * S9-SentryBot sends MTV VJ Wannabe #4 after Locdog. *** Locdog07 has quit IRC ((signed off)) <Goku> She got him!!!!!!! | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search cheese | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing cheese:15,2<DeRaptor> Oh cheese...this channel's gettin' kinky. | |
| Mepitans | 7,2Quote: «Dave» I have Band, History, Math, English, Science, PE, and the Not-Actually-Decided-By-You-Elective | |
| Mepitans | 7,2Quote: <Anderson> [Random Music of Anderson]/Britney Spears[/...Baby One More Time[/6:01[/2.42 MB <The North Polo> If only they sold the album covers without teh CD. | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Lodovik> Somebody please ask Manos to take me off his ignore <jasoN> he says you're not on ignore <Lodovik> Am i off now? <MSTManos> No, you're still on ignore. <Lodovik> Oh, ok. <Lodovik> Hey, wait a minute! | |
| Locdog07 | Asscheese. | |
| Mepitans | 7,2Quote: "Please provide the date of your death." -from an IRS letter | |
| Mepitans | 7,2Quote: *** chang (chang@206.146.96.80) has joined #BotTestLab <Buuko the Unfriendly Ghost> Chang is bad...#BotTestLab: Un Chang-ed since 1997 | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 *** THE-GREAT-BOB has joined #starwars <THE-GREAT-BOB> Good evening <jasoN> hey bob, what makes you so great? <THE-GREAT-BOB> I AM BOB | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Goku> I have Squirrels in my pants! | |
| Mepitans | 7,2Quote: <CaptainJerel> Hey...if I'm the captain, does this mean that this is a ghost ship? | |
| Mepitans | 7,2Quote: «Atlas The HERO» AHHH IT'S AN AMOEBA IN MY CARPET | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search Capn | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, asscheese | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing Capn:15,2*** ishmaeL is now known as CapnN <DeRaptor> He has his own cereal. It's Nlicious. <CapnN> buy it, kids! <MeltingMan> CapnN 's filming a porN movie! <CapnN> it has alot of seamen in it * DeRaptor cringes. | |
| Mepitans | 7,2Quote: <Anderson> like we could meet in India then eat McDonalds in front of everyone.... | |
| Locdog07 | jquoter, search asscheese | |
| Mepitans | Jason | |
| Mepitans | I am wrong | |
| Mepitans | wrong | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search asscheese | |
| jasoN | 15No quote containing 2asscheese 15were in my file. | |
| Locdog07 | GRRR | |
| jasoN | about what>? | |
| DarKrow | GRRR? | |
| Locdog07 | GRRRR | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search asscheese | |
| jasoN | 15No quote containing 2asscheese 15were in my file. | |
| DarKrow | CAW! | |
| DarkonZero | Loc wants his asscheese! | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search grrr | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing grrr:15,2<JUGGERNAUT> agrrrrr!!! <JUGGERNAUT> nothing can hurt the juggernaut!!! <JUGGERNAUT> arrrggg <JUGGERNAUT> nothing stops the juggernaut!!! *** JUGGERNAUT was kicked by jasoN (hey, look...i stopped you =)) | |
| jasoN | try ass cheese | |
| DarKrow | CAW! | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search caw | |
| jasoN | 15No quote containing 2caw 15were in my file. | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search wack | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search ass cheese | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing wack:15,2<jasoN> you do wacky things sometimes <EmprsHand> sometimes? I gotta work on that... <jasoN> yeah. i sell a VHS tape if you're interested <jasoN> "jasoN's WACKY in just 20 minutes a Day!" <EmprsHand> lol <EmprsHand> your wacky can't be taught <jasoN> oh, you think? <jasoN> just ask all my satisfied customers <EmprsHand> how many are there? <jasoN> eh, about 3 <EmprsHand> thats kinda what I thought <jasoN> harpy dragon, jedikat | |
| jasoN | 15No quote containing 2ass cheese 15were in my file. | |
| jasoN | hmm | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search time of | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing time of:15,2<jasoN> Quote: <DeRaptor> heehee. BLOOD! <Locdog07> Musta been that time of the month. | |
| * Locdog07 hides | ||
| DarKrow | http://www.thesims.com/us/index.html?action=viewalbum&subject=T&owner=DarKrow | |
| DarKrow | Got it | |
| DarKrow | Mr. T | |
| DarKrow | and Mary T | |
| MeltingMan | You need a whole family based on the A-Team | |
| DarKrow | I dunno... Maybe | |
| jasoN | you crazier then Murdock, MM! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Engineers"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Gary Numan14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Locdog07 | Does anyone know where that website is with all the "Mr. T vs" sites? | |
| DarKrow | Check out the family! | |
| DarKrow | http://www.thesims.com/us/index.html?action=viewalbum&subject=T&owner=DarKrow | |
| jasoN | i have to go | |
| DarkonZero | Later N. | |
| MSTManos | Aww. | |
| MSTManos | Bye, jas. | |
| * jasoN jasons out | ||
| *** DarKrow changes topic to 'Look! It's Mr. T in The Sims! http://www.thesims.com/us/index.html?action=viewalbum&subject=T&owner=DarKrow' | ||
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarkonZero | N has to potty, | |
| DarkonZero | period. | |
| * DarKrow eats some Nuclear Nacho Flavor Blasted Goldfish | ||
| DarKrow | mmm... Nachoey | |
| Locdog07 | N is having his period? | |
| DarKrow | LOL! | |
| Prometheus | lol. | |
| MSTManos | HA! Prom speaks! | |
| DarKrow | has anyone looked at my Mr. T family? | |
| Locdog07 | I'm looking at it | |
| DarKrow | ok | |
| Locdog07 | Why didn't you bother making clothes? | |
| DarKrow | Cuz I'm lazy and all my Skins suck | |
| Locdog07 | Huh. | |
| DarKrow | The Sim clothes | |
| DarKrow | all the ones I make suck | |
| Mepitans | you should have put gold chains | |
| DarKrow | I tried giving Mr. T's clothes some of T's trademark chains | |
| DarKrow | it looked like crap | |
| DarKrow | Total Crap | |
| DarKrow | What do you think of the scrapbook? | |
| * DarKrow is listening to AC/DC \ Stiff Upper Lip | ||
| Locdog07 | uhhh... | |
| DarKrow | ? | |
| DarKrow | did you look at it? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'stupiddog.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | DK...it's entertaining. | |
| DarKrow | <Litte Dog> I want the toilet seat! | |
| DarKrow | <Big Dog> I want the toilet seat | |
| * Sound request: can't find '2stupiddogs.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| DarKrow | <Little Dog> But I neeeeeeeeeeeeeed the toilet seat | |
| DarKrow | <Big Dog> I want the toilet seat | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, pseudo queer | |
| Locdog07 | d'oh | |
| Mepitans | ROFL! | |
| Mepitans | ROFL! | |
| Mepitans | ROFL! | |
| DarkonZero | HAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| DarKrow | LOL! | |
| Mepitans | in | |
| Mepitans | wait | |
| Mepitans | WIAT! | |
| Mepitans | WIAT! | |
| Mepitans | WIAT! | |
| DarKrow | .jquote search queer | |
| Locdog07 | What're you laughing at? | |
| Mepitans | In Internet Explorere | |
| MeltingMan | I have a sound of that "I want the toilet seat thing" with Little Dog, Zorak, Space Ghost....'tis weird. | |
| Locdog07 | jas isn't here | |
| Mepitans | I type | |
| DarKrow | that's the command | |
| Mepitans | eeeeeeeee | |
| Mepitans | and it came up a website | |
| Locdog07 | No, it's jquote, search | |
| DarKrow | jquote search queer | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search queer | |
| Locdog07 | He's not here | |
| DarKrow | What's funnt | |
| * MeltingMan chuckles. | ||
| DarkonZero | WHOA! T IS GETTING IT ON! | |
| DarKrow | DOH! | |
| Mepitans | NO! | |
| Mepitans | eeeee | |
| DarKrow | Damn right! | |
| Mepitans | is porn | |
| Locdog07 | Uhh. | |
| Mepitans | www.eeeee.com | |
| Mepitans | PRON! | |
| Locdog07 | PROM NIGHT! | |
| Mepitans | no | |
| Mepitans | pron | |
| DarKrow | PRON?! | |
| Mepitans | porn | |
| DarKrow | It that a sequel to TRON? | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| * DarKrow is listening to Pink Floyd \ Learning to Fly | ||
| Locdog07 | There was a porn scene cut out of Tron | |
| Locdog07 | "Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes." | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| DarKrow | PRON - a Porno Tron hack for MAME | |
| MSTManos | I'm gonna go now. | |
| MSTManos | Bye. | |
| Locdog07 | Bye | |
| *** MSTManos has left IRC | ||
| *** MSTManos has quit IRC (Love, peace and chicken grease!) | ||
| DarKrow | bye | |
| MeltingMan | Eek. I wish I hadn't clicked on that "eeeee" site | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'manosreallywins.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarKrow | weird sound | |
| Mepitans | Melty | |
| Mepitans | I Told you | |
| Mepitans | what it was | |
| DarkonZero | Man.....Guanylet gets boring when you can't die....I was playing it on MAME and I gave myself 30,000 HP. | |
| Locdog07 | and then | |
| Mepitans | typing random things in IE is bad | |
| MeltingMan | Yah, I wasn't paying attention. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...Guanylat! | |
| Locdog07 | Guanolet | |
| DarKrow | hmmm | |
| Locdog07 | Guano-outlet | |
| DarkonZero | Guantlet | |
| DarKrow | Come to Guano Outlet | |
| DarKrow | for all your Guano needs | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| DarkonZero | Gauntlet | |
| Locdog07 | That's their slogan. "<DarkonZero> DAMMIT!" | |
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| * DarKrow types random things into IE | ||
| DarKrow | hmm | |
| DarKrow | I got a lycos page | |
| Locdog07 | You suck. | |
| DarKrow | Maybe I took it to literaly | |
| DarKrow | I typed "random things" | |
| Locdog07 | Pffffffffffffff. | |
| DarkonZero | Loc's leaking again. | |
| DarKrow | Bite me! | |
| DarKrow | I typed cheese in | |
| DarKrow | Welcome to cheese.com?! | |
| Locdog07 | Yes. | |
| MeltingMan | www.shoppingcartabuse.com | |
| DarKrow | The #1 resource for cheese? | |
| Mepitans | I go to cheese.com | |
| Locdog07 | Whats wrong with cheese, mo' fo'? | |
| DarKrow | nothing | |
| DarKrow | I eat a large amount of cheese daily | |
| MeltingMan | www.ihateclowns.com | |
| * DarKrow is listening to Led_Zepplin-Stairway_to_Heaven | ||
| Locdog07 | Great./ | |
| DarKrow | Led Zep! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Cars"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Gary Numan14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| MeltingMan | Heheh....you can buy Steven King's "IT" from ihateclowns.com | |
| DarkonZero | Heheheheh! | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| * Locdog07 looks at DZ | ||
| Locdog07 | uhh | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| Locdog07 | heheh...heheheheh!....HEHEHEHEHEH!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Ooookay..... | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah....that was a couple to many "heh's" then it was worth. | |
| DarKrow | ooooooh it makes me wonder | |
| Locdog07 | ...about naked clowns and Brittney Spears? | |
| DarKrow | GAH! | |
| DarKrow | I'm quotes Zepplin you feeb! | |
| DarkonZero | Loc wonders about that all the time. | |
| DarkonZero | About naked clowns and Brittney Spears. | |
| DarkonZero | Cause....that's Loc. | |
| DarKrow | LOL | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| DarKrow | sorry | |
| DarkonZero | And MM...he wonders if his weinerman is cheating on him. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'manosreallywins.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * DarKrow gets the severed head of britany spears on a silver platter | ||
| * MeltingMan stares at DZ.....you'd better not be making eyes at my Weiner Man | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm not! | |
| * DarKrow etas Weiner Man | ||
| Locdog07 | You like the rest of her body for yourself, right DK? | |
| DarKrow | oops | |
| DarKrow | no | |
| DarkonZero | Uh... | |
| * DarKrow burns the Body | ||
| DarkonZero | DK..that didn't sound right. | |
| DarKrow | ok... | |
| DarkonZero | * DarKrow etas Weiner Man | |
| MeltingMan | You...eat....a Weiner Man | |
| DarkonZero | Well..that phrase can go different ways. | |
| * Locdog07 should rent out Dawn of The Dead sometime | ||
| DarKrow | sorry | |
| * DarKrow takes Weiner Man, puts him on a bun with mustard, chili, cheese and onions and eats it | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Metal"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Gary Numan14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| Locdog07 | That was my meat. | |
| Locdog07 | You stuck my meat in a bun and bit into it. | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| DarKrow | now THAT didn't sound right | |
| Locdog07 | Did it taste right? | |
| DarKrow | <Freaky Old Lady> Have you seen the dog's meat? | |
| Locdog07 | De said my mother reminded her of that lady. | |
| *** Mepitans has left IRC | ||
| *** Mepitans has quit IRC (Read error to Mepitans[acs107.zbzoom.net]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| * DarKrow says nothing | ||
| DarKrow | nothing | |
| Locdog07 | Must you be so awkward? | |
| DarKrow | ? | |
| Locdog07 | You know, by being awkward, you make people more suspicious than they would be if you'd said something. | |
| DarKrow | ? | |
| Locdog07 | Forget it. | |
| DarKrow | forgotten | |
| DarkonZero | And hence the conversation gets awkward.....the word for today is "awkward". | |
| DarkonZero | Can you say "awkward" kids? | |
| DarKrow | Awk...werd | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry Billy....you lose. | |
| DarKrow | aww | |
| *** DarKrow has left IRC | ||
| *** DarKrow is now known as Billy | ||
| * Billy gets very angry and attacks DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| Billy | GIMME MY PRIZE YOU FEEB! | |
| DarkonZero | NO BILLY NO! | |
| * Billy kics DZ in the nuts | ||
| * Billy kicks DZ in the nuts | ||
| * DarkonZero kick the prize of Teletubby toys over to Billy. | ||
| Billy | GIVE ME MY PRIZE | |
| DarkonZero | There it is! | |
| * Billy gets the toys and burns them | ||
| *** Billy is now known as DarKrow | ||
| *** DarKrow is on IRC | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Observer"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Gary Numan14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'locbark.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * DarKrow will BRB 14,15(2,15 dishwaser emptying 14,15) | ||
| * DarKrow will BRB 14,15(2,15 dishwasher emptying 14,15) | ||
| DarkonZero | What is "emptying"? | |
| DarkonZero | I know what a dishwaser is..... | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"We Are Glass"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Gary Numan14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| *** Mepitans is on IRC | ||
| *** Mepitans has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | WB. | |
| Prometheus | wb. | |
| Mepitans | ThanKS | |
| DarkonZero | AND SHABOING THE BLOWHOLE! ASSACAT! | |
| Mepitans | ASSACAT! | |
| * DarkonZero read s some online manga...and sees that there is a character named Krow. | ||
| Locdog07 | heheh# | |
| * Prometheus 3,1 (MP3) ((Vitamin C - Graduation (Friends Forever).mp3 Size: (( 8150648 )) Today Is: (( Sunday ))The Time Is: (( 15:04:01 )) | ||
| * Locdog07 can imagine a long legged, bug-eyed robot | ||
| *** Mepitans has left IRC | ||
| *** Mepitans has quit IRC (buh bye) | ||
| Locdog07 | Mep can't. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"TFC Techno Mix"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Lust For Armageddon14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Evangeline"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Matthew Sweet14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| * Prometheus 3,1 (MP3) ((Tom Green - The Bum Bum Song (Lonely Swedish).mp3 Size: (( 2680790 )) Today Is: (( Sunday ))The Time Is: (( 15:09:43 )) | ||
| *** wizard has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DarkonZero | I DIDN'T DRAIN HIM! | |
| * Prometheus 3,1 (MP3) ((Savage Garden - The Lover After Me.mp3 Size: (( 6928388 )) Today Is: (( Sunday ))The Time Is: (( 15:12:37 )) | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Girlfriend"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Matthew Sweet14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| * DarKrow is back | ||
| DarKrow | done and done | |
| DarKrow | And why the hell is Napster crashing? | |
| DarkonZero | WB.....and I dunno. | |
| Locdog07 | gotta go | |
| Locdog07 | bye | |
| *** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
| *** Locdog07 has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarKrow | awww | |
| DarkonZero | Hey....we got ourselves a wizard! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Good Friend"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Matthew Sweet14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| * Prometheus 3,1 (MP3) ((Presidents Of The USA - Peaches.mp3 Size: (( 2705866 )) Today Is: (( Sunday ))The Time Is: (( 15:18:56 )) | ||
| DarKrow | BRB | |
| *** DarKrow has left IRC | ||
| *** DarKrow has quit IRC (BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!) | ||
| DarkonZero | Prom is gonna move into the country and eat alot of peaches. | |
| DarkonZero | Prom is gonna move into the country and eat alot of peaches. | |
| Prometheus | hehehe | |
| MeltingMan | I gotta go now. I'll be back tonight. | |
| *** DarKrow is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | Later MM. | |
| MeltingMan | Bye, folks. | |
| *** DarKrow has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * MeltingMan melts away | ||
| *** MeltingMan has left IRC | ||
| *** MeltingMan has quit IRC (/me melts away) | ||
| DarkonZero | DK? | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow | ||
| DarKrow | Yes | |
| DarKrow | WHY THE HELL IS NAPSTER CRASHING! | |
| DarKrow | GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! | |
| DarKrow | DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! | |
| DarkonZero | Well....I'm gonna take off for now.....later. | |
| DarKrow | I HATE THIS! | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Sun Mar 26 12:19:08 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Sun Mar 26 13:36:42 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Suckdom Bores' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Sun Mar 26 13:35:33 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | sa No such nick/channel | |
| DarkonZero | HEKKO! | |
| Cal-Crowe | sa End of /WHOIS list. | |
| Cal-Crowe | DZ!!! | |
| DarKrow | well, I'm reading the one on the day | |
| DarKrow | Hey DZ | |
| Locdog07 | hey DK! | |
| Locdog07 | ..DZ! | |
| DeRaptor | Hey DK. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I got sa to do the /raw server op thing | |
| *** Cal-Crowe has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe is now known as Cal | ||
| *** Cal is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | And yet again...De calls me DK. | |
| DarKrow | NEEEEEEEEEWBIEEEEEEEE | |
| * Cal adds "sa" to the Newbie Kills list | ||
| Locdog07 | And me. | |
| * DeRaptor looks up. | ||
| * DeRaptor goes DAAAAH! | ||
| DeRaptor | You two need to get less-similar acronyms. | |
| DarKrow | I'm DK DAMMIT! | |
| DarKrow | ME! | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| DarKrow | MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEMEMEMEMEMEME | |
| Cal | Yeah | |
| * Locdog07 slaps DK | ||
| DarKrow | OW! | |
| Cal | YOUYOUYOU | |
| Locdog07 | HIMHIMHIM | |
| * DarKrow bites Loc | ||
| Locdog07 | ow... | |
| Locdog07 | Bitey birdie. | |
| DarkonZero | De is like my mom....always calling me by the wrong name. | |
| Locdog07 | Heh. | |
| Locdog07 | ...heyyyy... | |
| Locdog07 | Maybe they're one and the same? | |
| DarkonZero | Naw.... | |
| DarKrow | WHAT! | |
| DarKrow | I AM NOT DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | My mom can't type....wel....HEY! | |
| DarKrow | NO WAY IN HELL! | |
| Locdog07 | heheheh | |
| Cal | ----><---- | |
| Cal | <----><----> | |
| Cal | __) | |
| Cal | (-------) | |
| Cal | Sleepy man | |
| *** Cal has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal is now known as Cal-Crowe | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe is on IRC | ||
| * DarKrow gives Cal some Jolt Cola | ||
| Cal-Crowe | hehe | |
| DarKrow | Drink uo | |
| DarKrow | er up | |
| Cal-Crowe | Dink u | |
| * DarKrow has to go potty (BRB) | ||
| * Cal-Crowe locks the potty room | ||
| DarkonZero | And illiteracy spreds rapidly. | |
| DarkonZero | Spreds? | |
| DarkonZero | Spreads even | |
| DarkonZero | I don't know anymore.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm dumb. | |
| DarkonZero | But that goes with out saying...but I said it. | |
| * DarKrow is back | ||
| * DarKrow hurts Cal | ||
| DarkonZero | DK can't stop with the hurting and things! | |
| DarkonZero | HOYLE! | |
| DarKrow | Hello? | |
| Locdog07 | Hiya. | |
| *** PeeredCal has joined #deep13 | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe was kicked by Locdog07 (Not again!) | ||
| PeeredCal | I hate peer | |
| DarKrow | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! | |
| DarKrow | Poor Cal | |
| DarKrow | But HA! | |
| PeeredCal | My ISP is a feeb | |
| DarKrow | Haha | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| * DarKrow points and laught at Cal | ||
| * DarKrow points and laughs at Cal | ||
| * Locdog07 points and pokes DK's eye out | ||
| DarKrow | Cal's misfortune is Funnt | |
| DarKrow | OW! | |
| Locdog07 | So's yours! | |
| * DarKrow picks up his eye, washes it off and puts it back | ||
| * DeRaptor pries peer off Cal's ass and roasts it. | ||
| PeeredCal | heh | |
| -> [PeeredCal] PING | ||
| DarKrow | watch where you point that thing | |
| PeeredCal | Roadkill | |
| Locdog07 | Asscheese! | |
| * DarKrow helps De cook peer | ||
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '8,5Free Asscheese For All!' | ||
| * DarKrow puts some tabasco sauce on Peer | ||
| PeeredCal | *** Tisher has joined #Deep13 | |
| DarKrow | oops | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '8,5Free Cheese For All!' | ||
| *** DarKrow changes topic to 'NICE CLEAN TOPICS! CLEAN TOPICS! CLEAN!' | ||
| PeeredCal | Tisher can eat,.....oh | |
| Locdog07 | But we all know what kind of cheese it... | |
| * Locdog07 slaps DK | ||
| Locdog07 | Wuss. | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '4,7DarKrow lives here' | ||
| *** DarKrow changes topic to '4,14,7DarKrow lives here' | ||
| PeeredCal | #Deep13: The Politically Correct MST3K chatroom. | |
| DarKrow | oops | |
| *** DarKrow changes topic to '4,1DarKrow lives here' | ||
| DarKrow | better | |
| DarkonZero | We're PC? | |
| PeeredCal | Now... | |
| DarKrow | 4,17,6 | |
| DarKrow | 4,17,6? | |
| DarKrow | 4,16,7wwwwwww | |
| DarKrow | 4,1!6,7wwwwwww | |
| DarKrow | nm | |
| DeRaptor | No, we're Mac. | |
| PeeredCal | SEXO! | |
| Locdog07 | Ugh. | |
| DarkonZero | De.... | |
| DarKrow | NO! | |
| DarkonZero | BAD PUN! | |
| * Locdog07 shakes his head | ||
| DarKrow | MACS SUCK! | |
| DarKrow | MACS SUCK! | |
| DarKrow | MACS SUCK! | |
| * DeRaptor hides. | ||
| * DarKrow gets an iMac and smashes it - Gallagher style | ||
| DarkonZero | I would hit De.....but I'm not up to it. | |
| * Locdog07 is | ||
| * Locdog07 gets his hand and forms it into a solid fist | ||
| * Locdog07 walks up to De | ||
| * Locdog07 raises his arm into the air | ||
| * Locdog07 brings it down with great force | ||
| Locdog07 | OW!!! | |
| * DarKrow forms Locdog's hand into a toy car | ||
| * DeRaptor bites Loc's hand off. | ||
| DarkonZero | With an unknown typo....Loc makes a solid fish instead. | |
| Locdog07 | damn | |
| DarKrow | jeez | |
| * DarKrow plays with the toy car made from Loc's hand | ||
| *** PeeredCal is now known as Cal-Crowe | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe is on IRC | ||
| * DeRaptor roasts Loc's hand. | ||
| Locdog07 | Hand on a stick. | |
| Cal-Crowe | iMacs are coool | |
| * DarKrow roasts Cal and eats him | ||
| Cal-Crowe | HEY! | |
| Locdog07 | Save the butt for me. | |
| * Cal-Crowe explodes in DK's stomach | ||
| DarKrow | mmmm | |
| Locdog07 | Umm. On second thoughts... | |
| DarKrow | *urp* | |
| * DarKrow takes some Pepto | ||
| DarKrow | there we go | |
| * Cal-Crowe puts himself back together a la Terminator 2 | ||
| DarkonZero | Ugh..the idea of passing Cal after digestion is disturbing. | |
| * Cal-Crowe strangles DK | ||
| * Cal-Crowe cooks DK | ||
| Locdog07 | You'd be picking molybdenum out of your stool for years. | |
| DeRaptor | very...I bet he's spikey and he'd...um...do painful things to your intestine. | |
| DarkonZero | Cal will definitely be a floater. | |
| Locdog07 | If you wanted to pick stuff out of your stool. | |
| Locdog07 | Some people do that. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Um... | |
| * Locdog07 eyes DK | ||
| Cal-Crowe | I exploded out of DK's stomach | |
| DarKrow | uh... ouch then | |
| * DarKrow heals himself with black magic | ||
| Cal-Crowe | I'm out of DK | |
| * DarKrow utterly destroys cal with grey magic | ||
| * Cal-Crowe pours motor oil down DK's throat | ||
| * DarKrow makes a cake with white magic | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| * Cal-Crowe puts himself back together | ||
| * Locdog07 poops in Cal's net | ||
| Cal-Crowe | HEY! | |
| * DarKrow utterly destroys cal with dark blue magic | ||
| * Cal-Crowe takes off his net | ||
| Locdog07 | Poop. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Is this turning into a RPG room? | |
| DarkonZero | Cal is literally a craphead. | |
| * DeRaptor makes DK a beautiful diamond tiara with purple magic. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'manosreallywins.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | What the... | |
| * Cal-Crowe laughs at DK | ||
| DarKrow | hey! | |
| Locdog07 | Haw haw! | |
| Locdog07 | You're a queen! | |
| * DarKrow makes himself a DarKrow again with tranparent magic | ||
| * Cal-Crowe pours concrete on DK | ||
| Cal-Crowe | hehehe quick dry | |
| * DarKrow breaks the concrete with neon green magic | ||
| * Locdog07 poops in DK's wing | ||
| * Cal-Crowe throws the soiled net at DK | ||
| * Cal-Crowe puts on a new one | ||
| * Locdog07 poops ALL over DK | ||
| Cal-Crowe | HA | |
| DarkonZero | Awwww....poopie! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Yechh | |
| Locdog07 | Sqqqhhhfffttt! | |
| * /sound: no such file 'poopie.wav' | ||
| * Cal-Crowe puts on a gas mask | ||
| * DarKrow puts all the poop in Locs stomach with brown magic | ||
| DarkonZero | Everyone cut it with the crap! | |
| Locdog07 | ...uh | |
| DarkonZero | Er...crapping! | |
| Locdog07 | Mmmm. | |
| Cal-Crowe | eww | |
| Locdog07 | <DarkonZero> Everyone cut it with the crap! | |
| * Cal-Crowe puts on a radioactive protection suit | ||
| * DarKrow cuts it with some crap | ||
| Locdog07 | I baked a cake for DK! | |
| * Locdog07 cuts it with some crap | ||
| * Cal-Crowe brings in an elephant | ||
| * Locdog07 cuts it with some crap | ||
| * Cal-Crowe makes the elephant take a dump on Loc | ||
| * Locdog07 eats it all | ||
| Locdog07 | Mmmm. | |
| Cal-Crowe | GAH | |
| * Cal-Crowe vomits | ||
| * Cal-Crowe realizes he's in a protection suit | ||
| * Cal-Crowe jumps out of the suit and takes a shower | ||
| DarkonZero | EVERYONE GET OUT YOUR POOPIE SUITS! | |
| * DarKrow rewires the shower to spray ketchup | ||
| Cal-Crowe | EW!!! | |
| Locdog07 | <DarkonZero> EVERYONE GET NAKED! | |
| DarkonZero | Loc would want that. | |
| * Cal-Crowe throws off his clothes and takes a WATER shower | ||
| DarkonZero | Then he'd "attach" himself to someone's leg. | |
| * Locdog07 looks at Cal naked | ||
| DeRaptor | NNNNEEEKKID! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Ketchup is gross | |
| Cal-Crowe | Nekkid | |
| Locdog07 | <DarkonZero> Everyone cut it with the cheese! | |
| * DeRaptor "oh.....no...oh dear god no"s at this new sound file. | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | heheh. | |
| DarkonZero | Then Loc would "attach" himself to the cheese and do weird stuff to it. | |
| Locdog07 | Stoppit, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Then Loc would do weird stuff when he "attaches" himself to the topic. | |
| Locdog07 | GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Loc would pump the cheese | |
| * Locdog07 bites into DZ's crotch | ||
| Locdog07 | No, that's TServo4's job, Cal. | |
| DarkonZero | And Loc would do even weirder stuff when it comes to walls. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Really? | |
| Locdog07 | Yes. | |
| DarkonZero | That's what I heard. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Who's watching the Oscars tonite? | |
| DarkonZero | He "attaches" himself to the wall and does weird stuff. | |
| Locdog07 | Is that the spin off to Muppets Tonight! ? | |
| DarKrow | I'm not | |
| Cal-Crowe | Which flick is going to win, you thing? | |
| Cal-Crowe | thing? think! | |
| Locdog07 | The Birds 2. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'manosreallywins.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarKrow | South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut | |
| * Locdog07 poops on that sentence | ||
| DarkonZero | Then he'll "attach" himself to that sentence. | |
| Locdog07 | STOP IT!!! | |
| * Locdog07 stamps his feet | ||
| Locdog07 | STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'locbark.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Ewww.....he's "attached" to his feet! | |
| * Cal-Crowe poops | ||
| Locdog07 | Um, excuse me, "attach" is the correct spelling. | |
| * DarKrow barks at Loc | ||
| * DeRaptor opens up a new restaurant: Kentucky Fried CalCal | ||
| DarKrow | QUICK! | |
| DarKrow | EAST COAST PPL PUT ON E! NOW! | |
| Locdog07 | PooPooLadies. | |
| DarKrow | NOW! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'monkey.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Cal-Crowe | MST! | |
| Locdog07 | Huh? | |
| DarKrow | Joan and Melissa rivers are MiSTing The 6th Sense! | |
| Cal-Crowe | SILHOUETTES! | |
| Locdog07 | ??? | |
| Locdog07 | Whas goin' on??? | |
| DarkonZero | "Attachin" | |
| DarkonZero | That's what/ | |
| Locdog07 | DZ, why don't you like my using the correct spelling? | |
| DeRaptor | ?! | |
| DeRaptor | I don't see nothin', and I've got just one feed of E!...so I presume it's the East Coast feed... | |
| DarKrow | yes it is | |
| DarKrow | it's also over now... but they'll do it again | |
| *** gabardin has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | are they talking about food now? | |
| DarKrow | well De, are you getting some crap about Oscar food? | |
| DarKrow | yes | |
| DarKrow | yes they are | |
| Locdog07 | hmmm | |
| DarKrow | so they'll show it again | |
| Cal-Crowe | I am | |
| Cal-Crowe | Hello newbie | |
| * Locdog07 force-feeds a golden statue | ||
| Cal-Crowe | gabardin is risvanoglu@asy176.as174.sol.superonline.com * ahmetleventözbay | |
| Locdog07 | imbecile. | |
| DarkonZero | There's a whole lot of "attaching" going on at the Oscars. | |
| gabardin | hi | |
| * Locdog07 glares | ||
| gabardin | öoahh | |
| DeRaptor | uhhh....hi, gabbie.... | |
| Locdog07 | Um, yes. | |
| Locdog07 | gabardin' around. | |
| gabardin | ? | |
| DarkonZero | Soon......Loc will be "garbardin"...... | |
| DarkonZero | "Garbardin" all over the place. | |
| * Locdog07 shoves a ruler up DZ's ass and checks to see how far up the bug is | ||
| DarkonZero | "Garbardin | |
| gabardin | nod | |
| DarkonZero | "Garbardin" with a ruler even. | |
| gabardin | höo? | |
| Locdog07 | hoo-ha! | |
| DarkonZero | Now Loc goes back to "attaching". | |
| gabardin | i feel my luck could change zero | |
| DarKrow | Loc likes to tie the knot | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| * Locdog07 shoves DZ and gabardin together in a dark room and locks the door | ||
| DarkonZero | Gab is now "attaching". | |
| Locdog07 | Make another nephew for 'soN | |
| DarkonZero | OOOOOOOH! | |
| gabardin | i m turk | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| gabardin | i m don tunderstand u | |
| DarkonZero | Well....try "attaching". | |
| gabardin | reiily | |
| Locdog07 | heheheh | |
| DarkonZero | Loc knows about it. | |
| DarkonZero | Alot. | |
| DarkonZero | As with DK> | |
| Locdog07 | I do indeed. | |
| Locdog07 | Attachin' around. | |
| gabardin | ý don t | |
| DarkonZero | Nope... | |
| DarKrow | HEY! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not an expert. | |
| gabardin | ? | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| Locdog07 | JO JO JO! | |
| * DarKrow neuters Locdog in order to end this whole thing | ||
| gabardin | what s mean | |
| * Locdog07 makes turkey noises | ||
| DarkonZero | DK...is the true expert at "attaching". | |
| Locdog07 | I'm already neutered. | |
| Locdog07 | Aren't I, De? | |
| * DarKrow neuters DZ in order to end this whole thing | ||
| gabardin | turkey=hindi | |
| * Locdog07 neuters gabardin to end his reign of terror | ||
| DarkonZero | See how DK "attaches" himself to a pole. | |
| gabardin | ok | |
| * DarKrow severs DZ's Juggular vein | ||
| DarkonZero | HEH! YOU MAKE MY JUGGULAR NUTS JUGGLE! | |
| DarkonZero | Now..... | |
| *** DarKrow changes topic to '<omega> oh ye and i'm tom curze' | ||
| DarkonZero | The word "attach" is dead. | |
| gabardin | i m talking tofloyd:pulse | |
| * Locdog07 neuters DZ's "attachment" | ||
| Locdog07 | Pink Floyd:pulse? | |
| gabardin | ya | |
| DarKrow | PINK FLOYD! | |
| DarKrow | FINALLY ANOTHER FLOYD FAN! | |
| gabardin | yessssssssssssssss | |
| DarkonZero | Wait...Loc does one last thing....he "attaches" himself to a hole in the fence. | |
| Locdog07 | Yeah, and the neighbors come and look through the hole and laugh. | |
| gabardin | what do u want from me? | |
| Locdog07 | Sexo. | |
| DarkonZero | And "attaching". | |
| gabardin | euheheue | |
| gabardin | i don t | |
| *** Cal-Crowe has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (Read error to Cal-Crowe[206.151.96.177]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| DarkonZero | Cal wants to "attach" to ya. | |
| DarkonZero | But he left. | |
| Locdog07 | He left. | |
| DarkonZero | Thank you Capt. Obvious! | |
| gabardin | why? | |
| *** Cal-Crowe is on IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has joined #deep13 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | GRR PEER | |
| DarkonZero | Now he returns to "attach". | |
| gabardin | i saw | |
| DarKrow | HAHAHAHAHAHA | |
| DarkonZero | Cal....gab here wants to "attach" with you. | |
| gabardin | ?????? | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe do a little SHABOING! | |
| DarKrow | SHABOING!? | |
| Locdog07 | GABOING! | |
| gabardin | gabardin is went | |
| DarKrow | AL KABONG! | |
| Locdog07 | You went alright? | |
| Locdog07 | You came without Cal? | |
| * DarKrow hits people with guitars | ||
| gabardin | bye | |
| Locdog07 | You're spent? | |
| Locdog07 | PINK FLOYD, COME BACK! | |
| DarkonZero | Remember..."attach" to others! | |
| gabardin | öoah | |
| * DarKrow hits people with guitars | ||
| *** DarKrow has left IRC | ||
| *** DarKrow is now known as AlKabong | ||
| *** AlKabong is now known as Al_Kabong | ||
| gabardin | i m less speak eng. | |
| * Al_Kabong hits Loc with a guitar | ||
| gabardin | do u understand mee? | |
| * Locdog07 plays the guitar with his skull | ||
| * DeRaptor smacks Kabong with an accordion. | ||
| Locdog07 | Yes. | |
| gabardin | yaaa | |
| Al_Kabong | IW! | |
| DarkonZero | DK...it's El Kabong. | |
| Al_Kabong | OW! | |
| * Locdog07 drops an organ on Kabong | ||
| *** Al_Kabong is now known as El_Kabong | ||
| * El_Kabong hits Loc with a guitar | ||
| * El_Kabong hits DZ with a guitar | ||
| DarkonZero | KABONG! | |
| * El_Kabong hits De with a guitar | ||
| El_Kabong | KABONG! | |
| El_Kabong | KABONG! | |
| El_Kabong | KABONG! | |
| * El_Kabong hits Mars with a guitar | ||
| El_Kabong | KABONG! | |
| El_Kabong | hehehehe | |
| gabardin | your nick is effeckttt? | |
| *** El_Kabong is now known as DarKrow | ||
| *** DarKrow is on IRC | ||
| Locdog07 | Yes. | |
| Locdog07 | Very effecktttive. | |
| DarKrow | x | |
| Cal-Crowe | ye | |
| gabardin | ehuehh | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh...DK is "attaching" with the blender again! | |
| DarKrow | oh ye and i'm tom curze | |
| DarKrow | I'm over the frickin blender you perv!@ | |
| DarKrow | You drank from her! | |
| Locdog07 | Over her? She's under you? | |
| DarkonZero | You told me to. | |
| * DarKrow gives DZ the blender | ||
| DarKrow | here! | |
| DarKrow | You want her | |
| DarkonZero | You siad it would be funny! | |
| DarKrow | TAKE HER! | |
| DarKrow | I hate you | |
| DarkonZero | SIAD! | |
| DarkonZero | SIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! | |
| * DeRaptor puts dead mice in the blender and turns it on. | ||
| Locdog07 | Squeak! | |
| DarkonZero | De's special blend cocktail! | |
| * Locdog07 puts De's tail in the blender while she's not looking | ||
| * DarKrow turns on the blender on turbo | ||
| *** gabardin has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| DarkonZero | WE WON! | |
| DarkonZero | WE WON! | |
| DarKrow | WOO HOO! | |
| DarKrow | We rule! | |
| DarkonZero | OOOOOOOH YEAAAAAH! | |
| Locdog07 | BABY! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'manosreallywins.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor shoves Loc's nose in the blender. | ||
| Locdog07 | ACK! | |
| DarKrow | HEHEHE! | |
| Locdog07 | BOOGER BLEND! | |
| DarkonZero | Eww....dog boogies! | |
| DarKrow | I turned it on you know | |
| * DarKrow flies into the rafters | ||
| DarKrow | Try and get me! | |
| * Locdog07 watches the mix turn greeny brown | ||
| Locdog07 | and then red. | |
| * Locdog07 shoots DK | ||
| DarkonZero | Time for a bit of solitude... | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and steps into it. | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZInCube | ||
| Locdog07 | Can I have one o' those? | |
| DZInCube | NO! | |
| DarKrow | Ow | |
| DZInCube | Get your own! | |
| * DarKrow falls down | ||
| * DarKrow steals one of DZ's spare cubes | ||
| *** DarKrow has left IRC | ||
| *** DarKrow is now known as DKInCube | ||
| DZInCube | I don't have a spare.....dummy! | |
| DKInCube | ahhh | |
| DKInCube | not anymore | |
| DZInCube | Shush.....I'm watching death movies. | |
| Locdog07 | Deaf Movies? | |
| * DKInCube watches Deaf Movies | ||
| Locdog07 | What do you call a Deaf Movie? | |
| DZInCube | I'm trying to get some new ideas of killing yo....er....other people. | |
| Locdog07 | ANYTHING YOU WANT, IT CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!! | |
| Locdog07 | HAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!! | |
| * DKInCube switches to the All-MST3k Channel | ||
| * DZInCube goes back to reading Chibi-Pop Magazine at www.tokyokid.com | ||
| * Locdog07 pops some Chibis on his face | ||
| * DKInCube reads Tiger Bot | ||
| Locdog07 | ugh | |
| Locdog07 | I should be going guys. | |
| Locdog07 | See ya. | |
| * Locdog07 waves | ||
| DKInCube | Bye | |
| *** Locdog07 has left #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | d'oh | |
| *** Cal-Crowe has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (Read error to Cal-Crowe[206.151.96.177]: Connection timed out) | ||
| *** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
| DeRaptor | dead cal! | |
| DZInCube | No...he's still here. | |
| DZInCube | Just hiding. | |
| *** Cal-Crowe is on IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | ah | |
| DZInCube | WB.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | Howdy | |
| DZInCube | BUMPKIN FEEB! | |
| * Cal-Crowe looks at the two cubes | ||
| * Cal-Crowe drops the cubes in the food processor | ||
| DZInCube | It's time to return to socializing... | |
| * DZInCube steps out of his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and puts it away. | ||
| *** DZInCube is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| * Cal-Crowe pushes [Frappe] | ||
| * DarkonZero jumps out! | ||
| Cal-Crowe | GAH! | |
| Cal-Crowe | The blood! | |
| DarkonZero | Well...poor DK. | |
| * Cal-Crowe looks at the feathers... | ||
| Cal-Crowe | GAH! | |
| * Cal-Crowe pours vinegar and oil in it | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Chicken salad! | |
| * DKInCube falls asleep in his cube | ||
| * Cal-Crowe serves the DK salad to De | ||
| Cal-Crowe | It's on the house | |
| DarkonZero | Man this Fubuki The Female Ninja is silliest thing I ever read. | |
| DeRaptor | heheh...what the hell? | |
| Cal-Crowe | De, is it good? | |
| * Cal-Crowe takes the feathers out of the mess | ||
| * DeRaptor looks at it. | ||
| DeRaptor | Ummmm....I'm not eating this... | |
| DeRaptor | There's intestines in it...and there's bird crap in the intestines. | |
| * DKInCube wakes up and climbs out of his cube | ||
| * Cal-Crowe puts a box over the salad | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Voila! | |
| *** DKInCube is now known as DarKrow | ||
| *** DarKrow is on IRC | ||
| * Cal-Crowe takes it off revealing an untouched DK | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Thank you, Thank you | |
| DarKrow | Why won't my nick change? | |
| DarKrow | thre we go | |
| DarKrow | Ping me | |
| -> [DarKrow] PING | ||
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| DarkonZero | I still haven't gotten a response from my ping. | |
| *** Darphod_K has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Darphod_K | ||
| Darphod_K | GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! | |
| DarkonZero | Ah..... | |
| DarkonZero | I knew a peer happened. | |
| * Darphod_K gets his proton pack | ||
| DarkonZero | FOR I AM! | |
| Darphod_K | Obvous Man? | |
| *** DarKrow has left IRC | ||
| *** DarKrow has quit IRC (Read error to DarKrow[client-151-197-120-44.bellatlantic.net]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as CptObvious | ||
| Darphod_K | There mere sight of my proton pack get my ghost away! | |
| *** CptObvious is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** Darphod_K is now known as DarKrow | ||
| *** DarKrow is on IRC | ||
| -> [DarKrow] PING | ||
| DarKrow | so | |
| DarkonZero | Well.... | |
| DarKrow | WHASSSAP! | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm....not much. | |
| DeRaptor | nope | |
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero kills everyone but himself. | ||
| DarkonZero | I feel better. | |
| * DarKrow is ressurected | ||
| DarKrow | HA! | |
| * Cal-Crowe pours pancake batter on DK | ||
| * DeRaptor 's body parts spawn many new, living Des which torment DarkonZero for the rest of his life. | ||
| DarkonZero | Damn... | |
| DarkonZero | Well....I guess I gotta end myself now......then I'll be safe. | |
| * DarkonZero dies. | ||
| * Cal-Crowe ends himself too | ||
| DeRaptor | whooo! | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZIsDead | ||
| * DarKrow ends himself for the hell of it | ||
| *** DarKrow has left IRC | ||
| *** DarKrow is now known as DKisDead | ||
| DZIsDead | Well....is seems you're happy. | |
| * DeRaptor dances around and bes alive and stuff. | ||
| DKisDead | yes | |
| DeRaptor | MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! | |
| DZIsDead | De likes us more when we're dead. | |
| DZIsDead | But I could be wrong. | |
| DeRaptor | you're easier to cook when you're dead. | |
| DZIsDead | Well...EAT ME then...SHEESH! | |
| DKisDead | that did not sound right | |
| DZIsDead | I intended it to not sound right! | |
| DZIsDead | MUWAhAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHhAHAHHSHAHHAhHA! | |
| DKisDead | Freak | |
| DZIsDead | I'm freaky when I'm dead! | |
| * DKisDead gets funky | ||
| DKisDead | I'm funky when I'm dead | |
| DZIsDead | Yeah...funky smelling! | |
| DZIsDead | PEEEEYEEEEW! | |
| * DKisDead downloads LeoCAD | ||
| * DKisDead farts on DZ | ||
| DKisDead | HA! | |
| DKisDead | smelly my stinky dead farts | |
| DZIsDead | You're still funky smelling. | |
| DKisDead | you're not so nice smelling yourself | |
| DZIsDead | Yeah....like I care. | |
| * DKisDead takes a whiff of DZ and gets even deader | ||
| DKisDead | UGH! | |
| *** Greidanus is on IRC | ||
| *** Greidanus has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | Hey Greidanus. | |
| DZIsDead | I STINK AND I'M PROUD! | |
| Greidanus | y'ello | |
| DKisDead | Hey Greid | |
| DZIsDead | Hekko Greid. | |
| * DeRaptor gets into the swing of things and becomes dead. | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor is now known as DeadRaptor | ||
| DeadRaptor | Join us, won't you? | |
| Greidanus | hmm... | |
| *** Greidanus has left IRC | ||
| *** Greidanus is now known as DeadGreid | ||
| DZIsDead | Great.....De will torment me now since she's dead. | |
| DKisDead | GTG | |
| DeadGreid | heehee | |
| DKisDead | Dinnertime | |
| * DZIsDead revives himself. | ||
| DeadGreid | buh-bye | |
| *** DZIsDead is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| DKisDead | I'll be back around 7ish | |
| DarkonZero | GO FEEB! | |
| *** DKisDead is now known as DarKrow | ||
| *** DarKrow is on IRC | ||
| DarKrow | Bye | |
| *** DarKrow has left IRC | ||
| *** DarKrow has quit IRC (BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!) | ||
| DeadGreid | hmm... | |
| *** DeadGreid is now known as Greidanus | ||
| *** Greidanus is on IRC | ||
| Greidanus | Death isn't my thing | |
| DarkonZero | Cal's dead.......but he always is. | |
| DeadRaptor | yeah...stupid robots aren't really ALIVE in the first place...so....um....yeah. | |
| DarkonZero | Good explaination De......... | |
| DarkonZero | But... | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
| DarkonZero | DZ BONK! | |
| * DarkonZero hits DeadRaptor with his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
| DarkonZero | There....I feel better. | |
| Greidanus | heh | |
| DarkonZero | Boy...I'm hostile today. | |
| DarkonZero | De's just hostile smelling. | |
| *** PeeredCal has joined #Deep13 | ||
| PeeredCal | Hi | |
| PeeredCal | Why do I have a peer? | |
| DarkonZero | Her funk makes my nosehairs feel like they're burning. | |
| PeeredCal | I shut off my PC... | |
| DarkonZero | Cal...you have a peer cause you need somebody to look up to. | |
| PeeredCal | DK.... | |
| PeeredCal | wait...it is me... | |
| PeeredCal | THE HELL? | |
| *** Cal-Crowe has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (Read error to Cal-Crowe[ETCH-039.ellijay.com]: Connection timed out) | ||
| DarkonZero | It WAS you. | |
| PeeredCal | GRR | |
| PeeredCal | PEER MUST DIE | |
| *** PeeredCal is now known as Cal-Crowe | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe is on IRC | ||
| * DeadRaptor strangles DZ with an accordion. | ||
| DarkonZero | Your ISP must change. | |
| *** DeadRaptor is now known as DeRaptor | ||
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | Awww......De is killing me again. | |
| DarkonZero | What a Kodak moment that'll make. | |
| * Greidanus takes a photo | ||
| DarkonZero | Thanks Greid :) | |
| Cal-Crowe | heh | |
| *** cupid has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh-oh! | |
| Cal-Crowe | HI!@!!! | |
| Cal-Crowe | cupid, type /raw server op | |
| cupid | hi~~! | |
| cupid | sorry..i cannot speak english very well | |
| Cal-Crowe | aw | |
| cupid | where do you live..? | |
| cupid | cal-crowe. | |
| Cal-Crowe | say /raw server op | |
| Cal-Crowe | I live in a place | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....I'm gonna leave for now....I'll see ya later.....all of you....except stu...er...cupid. | |
| cupid | um~! | |
| *** cupid has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarkonZero | See... | |
| DarkonZero | I won't see him later. | |
| Cal-Crowe | HA | |
| DarkonZero | Bye all. | |
| Cal-Crowe | bye | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Sun Mar 26 15:22:06 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Sun Mar 26 20:26:56 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<omega> oh ye and i'm tom curze' | ||
| *** Set by DarKrow on Sun Mar 26 14:23:00 | ||
| MeltingMan | Hi there, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | WHOA! | |
| Locdog07 | Hi. | |
| DarkonZero | Is there some "attaching" going on in here? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...enough of that. | |
| DarkonZero | Hekko! | |
| DarkonZero | Hekko!?!?! | |
| Locdog07 | hi | |
| DarkonZero | Hekko! | |
| MeltingMan | Hey | |
| DarkonZero | Hekko! | |
| *** jasoN is on IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * jasoN jasons in | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | jquote, search jack off | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing jack off:15,2<Locdog07> TServo4 is horny. <TServo4> I already got off an hour ago FYI <Locdog07> While you were sitting here???? <jasoN> yeah, wasn't TServo here an hour ago? <Locdog07> He was. <TServo4> I left for a bit.... <jasoN> <TServo> brb, i have to go jack off Locdog07> LOL! | |
| jasoN | hehheh | |
| MeltingMan | Hi there, jasoN. | |
| jasoN | hiMM | |
| DarkonZero | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! | |
| Locdog07 | Oh, um, jas, I just noticed a fault in that quote | |
| Locdog07 | A rather horrid one | |
| Locdog07 | <jasoN> <TServo> brb, i have to go jack off Locdog07> LOL! | |
| Locdog07 | It looks like he's umm....jacking me off.... | |
| MeltingMan | Oh man... | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like TV's Frank! | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | loc | |
| jasoN | no | |
| Locdog07 | But it's right there!!! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'ohwow!.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | <jasoN> <TServo> brb, i have to go jack off Locdog07> LOL! | |
| jasoN | but yeah, i never noticed that.. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| jasoN | so you dont like it that way? | |
| jasoN | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | TS$ is doing some weirs "attching"-like things to ya then Loc. | |
| DarkonZero | TS$! | |
| DarkonZero | TS4 even | |
| DarkonZero | And weird even | |
| jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <Greidanus> MUH ANUS! | |
| DarkonZero | The rest of the sentence is fine. | |
| Locdog07 | attaching, even | |
| jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 * DeRaptor juggles her nuts. <DeRaptor> whee! | |
| jasoN | (from earlier) | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search time of | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing time of:15,2<jasoN> Quote: <DeRaptor> heehee. BLOOD! <Locdog07> Musta been that time of the month. | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search highly quotable | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing highly quotable:15,2<MeltingMan> I think jasoN's orgasms are highly quotable. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <kess> how stuoid do u think i am? <Thrawn> u really want an answer? | |
| DarkonZero | #Deep13: The new home of perversion...that's why newbies come here. | |
| Locdog07 | And you. | |
| DarkonZero | And you. | |
| DarkonZero | You perv. | |
| jasoN | and you. | |
| Locdog07 | No, I'm the perv. | |
| Locdog07 | You're the guy who comes to watch me be a perv. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <EVILjasoN> i found a loophole <superspy> wassat, N? <EVILjasoN> if i don't mention eyes, de doesn't tear off the tape and apply it to my butt <DeRaptor> hmmm. <DeRaptor> try it now. * EVILjasoN tapes de's mouth shut * DeRaptor peels the tape off and duct-tapes EVILjasoN's buttcheeks shut. * EVILjasoN glues de's mouth shut <superspy> hehe * DeRaptor glues Nosaj's butt to the ceiling. | |
| DarkonZero | Actually...I don' wanna watch....but you seem to flagrantly do your perverted stuff anyway. I just comment afterwards. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 *** Now talking in #Deep13 *** Topic is '<Cal-Crowe> I'm not wearing anything' <MeltingMan> Hey there, jasoN! <MeltingMan> You missed Cal and his nudity and gay porn. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Kess> u cant make someone say something dumb it has to come natrually thats the fun of it | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| Locdog07 | brb | |
| jasoN | k | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Goku> They have those? <Wookieegirl1> I MADE IT MYSELF <Wookieegirl1> doh <ThejasoN> heh <Wookieegirl1> stupid keyboard <Goku> You made the stupid keyboard yourself? <Wookieegirl1> yeah, that's why it doesn't work <Wookieegirl1> no no no, my iron suit <Wookieegirl1> it says "i'm serious" YET STILL FEMININE | |
| DarkonZero | N....you want anymore MP3s...or you got enough? | |
| jasoN | have any more really good ones? | |
| DarkonZero | Um... | |
| DarkonZero | Not sure...the ones I sent are ones I thought were really good. | |
| jasoN | i guess that's enough then | |
| jasoN | i'll get CD's some day | |
| Locdog07 | CD's what? | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 *** THE-GREAT-BOB has joined #starwars <THE-GREAT-BOB> Good evening <jasoN> hey bob, what makes you so great? <THE-GREAT-BOB> I AM BOB | |
| DarkonZero | Most of Numan's stuff I think is good....but not as good as the stuff I sent ya. | |
| jasoN | CD's please? | |
| jasoN | hehheh | |
| Locdog07 | Um, no. | |
| Locdog07 | You get no CDs. | |
| Locdog07 | Now go to your room. | |
| Locdog07 | And no CDs for supper. | |
| jasoN | damn | |
| * Locdog07 shoots jasoN | ||
| Locdog07 | I changed my mind, I'll kill you instead. | |
| Locdog07 | You'd better not be getting CDs in heaven! | |
| * Locdog07 puts a CD in 'soN's pocket just for an excuse to shoot his dead body | ||
| * jasoN is dead | ||
| DarkonZero | Loc saying, "I changed my mind, I'll kill you instead." reminded me of some German Officer in one of these WW2 movies. | |
| * Locdog07 shoots DarkonZero | ||
| Locdog07 | Oh...sorry, I missed that, what? | |
| Locdog07 | Damn. | |
| * /nick: insufficient parameters | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZIsDead | ||
| DZIsDead | Loc saying, "I changed my mind, I'll kill you instead." reminded me of some German Officer in one of these WW2 movies. | |
| Locdog07 | No talking when you're dead! | |
| * Locdog07 shoots DZIsDead | ||
| DZIsDead | HAHA! | |
| DZIsDead | I'm already dead! | |
| * Locdog07 shoots DZIsDead | ||
| DZIsDead | >:P | |
| DZIsDead | HAHAH! | |
| * Locdog07 shoots DZIsDead | ||
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * ass jumps crjas <crjasoN> that sounbds very perverted | |
| Locdog07 | Give me fifty ass jumps, soldier. | |
| Locdog07 | With extra asscheese | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Raven-X> lool | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search jo jo | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing jo jo:15,2<GUSANO> JO JO JO | |
| DZIsDead | Laughing over out loud? | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search pseudo queer | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing pseudo queer:15,2<GUSANO> lo puedo creer <GUSANO> jajajajaja <jasoN> who's a pseudo queer?? <DarkonZero> Anon thinks he's pseudo queer. <Locdog07> It's just wishful thinking though. | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to 'GUSANO for president!' | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'brak4president.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | despite what one might think, the brak for president tune does not go very well with judas priest | |
| Locdog07 | <GUSANO> i am not a crook. i am lo puedo creer. JO JO JO! | |
| Locdog07 | lo puedo Taco Bell | |
| DZIsDead | I'll be away from my keyboard! OK. | |
| * DZIsDead is away from keyboard for a bit...he's doing stuff. | ||
| * DZIsDead is back from whatever... | ||
| DZIsDead | Well, I'm back. | |
| DZIsDead | Wait... | |
| Locdog07 | No. | |
| DZIsDead | I gotta change that. | |
| * jasoN punches DZ | ||
| Locdog07 | I refuse to wait. | |
| * Locdog07 punces DZ | ||
| Locdog07 | punch. | |
| jasoN | *el-puncho!* | |
| Locdog07 | yes, this is Batman. | |
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * Locdog07 wonders what would be contained within a bouncing Fritos corn-chips bag | ||
| Locdog07 | A rat, possibly. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh....like a box of Cracker Jack...there's a living prize inside! | |
| Locdog07 | ..? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'manosreallywins.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | Cracker Jack is caramel corn stuff that "Comes with a toy inside" | |
| jasoN | TS4 Brand Cracker Jack - A Special Prize in EVERY BOX! | |
| Locdog07 | ewww | |
| MeltingMan | Oh....eek....I hope thats Caramel. | |
| jasoN | hey, my cracker jacks aren't coated in caramel!! | |
| MeltingMan | D'oh | |
| jasoN | hehe | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search taking his | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing taking his:15,2<MSTManos> Let me take a poll here... <Locdog07> TServo4 is already taking his pole | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <EmprsHand> Ever have a conversation where you try to use as many quotes as possible? <jasoN> "yes i have" -jasoN * EmprsHand rolls her eyes at jason's response <jasoN> "remember the time i did this all night?" -jasoN <jasoN> "that was funny: -jasoN <jasoN> "yoda threatened my life" -jasoN <Rukh> "Yeah, I remember" -Rukh <jasoN> "hehe" -jasoN | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search T | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing T:15,2<Vegeta> you talk loke shit | |
| Locdog07 | Loc shit? | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search <MeltingMan> | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing <MeltingMan>:15,2* MeltingMan looks in the mirror....only to find that it's not a mirror at all...but a photograph of a peanut! <MeltingMan> ARRHHHGGGHHH!!! | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search <Locdog07> | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing <Locdog07>:15,2<Locdog07> hej <Locdog07> heh, evem <Locdog07> even, even | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search you suck | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing you suck:15,2* Scorpio is now away -<(if you need me say my name)>- -<(p:On+l:On)>- <jasoN> scorpio <Scorpio> what? <jasoN> you suck <Scorpio> oh ok <jasoN> scorpio <Scorpio> what? <jasoN> hi <Scorpio> hey <jasoN> scorpio <Scorpio> what? <jasoN> hello <Scorpio> hi <Wookieegirl> scorpio <Scorpio> what? <Wookieegirl> hehehe <Wookieegirl> oh <Scorpio> jerkmos.... | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <TheCambot> My goal is to be valedictorian, and then say "Heil Hitler!" as my speech. | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search broken | |
| jasoN | 15No quote containing 2broken 15were in my file. | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search !!! | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing !!!:15,2*** Sentroid91 changes topic to '<<< #Deep13 wishes Sentroid91 a very happy birthday!!! >>>' | |
| DZIsDead | Herzog that loser quit....... | |
| Locdog07 | Uh-huh. | |
| DZIsDead | Of course....no one liked him. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Chica> i love garbage!!! | |
| DZIsDead | Especially after the marrying the millionaire thing. | |
| Locdog07 | <SpaceGhost> I hate you mother. <MattGroening> That's just what a FOX Network executive said to me the other day. | |
| DZIsDead | N...I thought you liked garbage. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| DZIsDead | Now FOX...the kids network portion, that is, is picking up more anime shows. | |
| DZIsDead | Though I really don't consider Digimon anime. | |
| Locdog07 | Hmm. | |
| DZIsDead | I consider it to be more like crap. | |
| Locdog07 | <DarKrow> I LUFE DIGIMON! | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search digi | |
| jasoN | 15No quote containing 2digi 15were in my file. | |
| Locdog07 | Pff | |
| MeltingMan | I have to go now...goodbye, folks. | |
| Locdog07 | Bye mM | |
| *** MeltingMan has left IRC | ||
| *** MeltingMan has quit IRC (/me melts away) | ||
| jasoN | i do like garbage, actually | |
| * Locdog07 boogies in 'soN's toilet | ||
| DZIsDead | I'm watching this Flash anime at www.animetion.com .........I gotta say..ther is a whole lot of bouncing. | |
| DZIsDead | ther to there. | |
| Locdog07 | Heheh. | |
| DZIsDead | Ok...actually one part there was alot of bouncing......right after the girl's transformation to a pilot. | |
| Locdog07 | hmmm | |
| jasoN | hmm indeed | |
| * Locdog07 shoots jasoN | ||
| Locdog07 | Easier than saying "Shuttup" | |
| * jasoN kills loc | ||
| * Locdog07 shoots jasoN | ||
| DZIsDead | It's the goofiest piece of animation I've ever seen....other than Joe's stuff of www.joecartoon.com . | |
| DZIsDead | But Joe's stuff is funny. | |
| *** DZIsDead is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| Locdog07 | Ah. | |
| DarkonZero | And DK's T family scrapbbok was funny also. | |
| Locdog07 | Umm...it was, huh? | |
| DarkonZero | scrapbook even | |
| Locdog07 | Why? | |
| Locdog07 | Have you looked at others? | |
| DarkonZero | Cause I thought it was. | |
| Locdog07 | It was pretty darn run-of-the-mill. | |
| Locdog07 | I've seen funnier Mr. T albums. | |
| DarkonZero | So...I found DK's to be better. | |
| Locdog07 | Have you looked at any others? | |
| DarkonZero | Though I haven't looked at the others. | |
| Locdog07 | Well there you go. | |
| DarkonZero | DK's ROCK! | |
| DarkonZero | ROCKS even! | |
| Locdog07 | you haven't read mine, have ya? | |
| DarkonZero | No...I don't feel like it. | |
| Locdog07 | okee | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <jasoN> maybe i'll grace your site with my presence <JediKat> ohhhhh <JediKat> WOULD you??????? <jasoN> for you...i would! * JediKat almost soils her pants in excitement <jasoN> ewwww <JediKat> oops did I really type that <JediKat> that's gross | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <TheCambot> Oh my god. I was eating a bag of peanuts, and I just read the label, and it says "Warning: Contains nuts." <TheCambot> America is the stupidest country ever. | |
| DarkonZero | A Jedi that can't contain themselves is no Jedi at all. | |
| Locdog07 | Livin' La Vida Yoda. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * jasoN sits next to pilot..real close-like <jasoN> hiya stud <Rukh> .... <pilot> Flinch your a girl! <Jaina> hehe | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| Locdog07 | * jasoN sits next to pilot..real close-like | |
| Locdog07 | * pilot bounces around and scares DZ | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 *** MSTManos sets mode: -sm <jasoN> what, are you expecting Anon? | |
| DarkonZero | Heheh. | |
| jasoN | good ol Anon.. | |
| Locdog07 | yep | |
| DarkonZero | Anon the provider of many laughs..... | |
| DarkonZero | At him mostly. | |
| Locdog07 | And the pseudo queer. | |
| jasoN | now TS has taken his place | |
| Locdog07 | He had a date last night, and when he came online today I asked him "How was he?" | |
| jasoN | hehheh | |
| jasoN | what'd he say? | |
| Locdog07 | He said "Um....who?" | |
| Locdog07 | I said "Your date" | |
| Locdog07 | And he said "It was a girl!" | |
| Locdog07 | And I said "Oh, how disappointing for you" | |
| jasoN | haha | |
| * Locdog07 wonders how Anon found out it was a girl... | ||
| DarkonZero | <Anon> Can I check something about you first? Now.....let's reach down there.... | |
| Locdog07 | <Anon> Well, there's hair, that's a start....umm...where's Mr. Happy? | |
| *** Prometheus has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Hekko Prom. | |
| Locdog07 | hi Prom Night | |
| Prometheus | hi everyone | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search prom | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing prom:15,2*** BriaT has joined #StarWars <BriaT> big crowd tonight <jasoN> yes <Jolak> I feel mischevious today. <Iasis> yeah <jasoN> we're all here to watch Yoda strip <jasoN> she promised <Jolak> lol <Yoda> O_O <Harpy Dragon> Wow..... | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search prome | |
| jasoN | 15No quote containing 2prome 15were in my file. | |
| Locdog07 | Poor Prom. | |
| jasoN | hey prom | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search poor | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing poor:15,2<Timmyling> Did the zoomer ask if you were a girl? Because he asked me that. Poor...um...idiot. <Timmyling> My reply: Yes, but only on Saturdays. | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search wham bam | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing wham bam:15,2<Locdog07> jquote, search hot wriggling panties sex oral fuck god damn wham bam thankyou spam <jasoN> No quote containing hot wriggling panties sex oral fuck god damn wham bam thankyou spam were in my file. | |
| * Locdog07 thinks you should have a quote where we all try and list every single cuss word that exists | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'ohidontknow.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Okay. | |
| DarkonZero | Would the parents approve of such a thing!?! | |
| * Locdog07 pulls down 'soN's pants and writes "Mean" on his butt in inerasable ink | ||
| Locdog07 | There. | |
| jasoN | oh. | |
| jasoN | thanks | |
| jasoN | brb | |
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| * DarkonZero watches a Powerman5000 video.......since the convo is getting rather bland. | ||
| Locdog07 | Awww | |
| * Locdog07 hugs D| | ||
| * Locdog07 hugs DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | GET OFF ME FREAK! | |
| Locdog07 | I'm not on your freak. | |
| * Locdog07 gives DZ's freak a little room to breathe | ||
| Locdog07 | You might wanna hide him from TServo4 | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| Session Close: Sun Mar 26 21:35:37 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Sun Mar 26 22:19:35 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'GUSANO for president!' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Sun Mar 26 20:53:56 | ||
| Locdog07 | Hi DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...yeah. | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search Darkon | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing Darkon:15,2<DarkonZero> We even had a seminar about sexual harrassment....I broke every rule so far. | |
| Prometheus | wb, DZ | |
| DarkonZero | I said, "Yeah...yeah.". | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <KevinMurphy> Blair Witch was the best movie made this month. <KevinMurphy> or was it last month? | |
| Locdog07 | Heh. | |
| * DarkonZero watches a Shonen Knife video.... | ||
| Locdog07 | Is there a knife in it? | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Host> <syrguy19> to <Host>: i wanna ask kevin, if he plans on recording an album because he has a great vioce! <KevinMurphy> Thank you. I will do an album of favorite barbershop grunge songs. <KevinMurphy> it will be called "harmonize with my ass." | |
| DarkonZero | I remember when I had a couple of their CDs. | |
| DarkonZero | They don't sound bad..... | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Chuck> why are you do talk to me like this? | |
| DarkonZero | But their songs are sorta silly. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Raven-x> you know I could say a quote from a movie about mayonnaise but I will not it's too gross | |
| Locdog07 | Wow. | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Raven and his love for mayonaisse. | |
| DarkonZero | Er...mayonnaise. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * DeRaptor wonders if love between a corvid and a household appliance would be considered an "unnatural act". | |
| DarkonZero | Not in DK's case. | |
| Locdog07 | Heh. | |
| Locdog07 | I didn't know Brittney Spears was a household appliance | |
| * Locdog07 plugs Britney Spears in | ||
| Locdog07 | Well. | |
| Prometheus | heheheh | |
| Locdog07 | That didn't work. | |
| Locdog07 | Her hairs all standy-out now. | |
| DarkonZero | DK is still broken up about the blender.... | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <jasoN> frr <Yoda> -_- <jasoN> =D <Yoda> hehe <jasoN> could you be mad at this face? =D <Yoda> no... <Yoda> I couldn't.. <Yoda> darn face | |
| Locdog07 | frr! | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '<jasoN> frr' | ||
| Prometheus | lol, | |
| jasoN | that's not my quote | |
| jasoN | yoda was the one who said frr, i just mocked her a whole lot | |
| * DarkonZero thinks Japanese rock chicks are cool. | ||
| Locdog07 | You think anything Japanese is cool. | |
| jasoN | that's why she was mad at me..you see | |
| DarkonZero | SHONEN KNIFE ROCKS! | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Wookieegirl> and I am not a man of large logs like yourself | |
| * Locdog07 wonders if the "Skinheads Rule!" graffiti on the other side of the street is art... | ||
| DarkonZero | Take the skinheads bowling........ | |
| jasoN | take them bowling | |
| Locdog07 | No! | |
| Locdog07 | I'm not going to succumb to your mind games! | |
| Locdog07 | Damn yooooooooooooooooouuu!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Take the skinheads bowling........ | |
| jasoN | take them bowling | |
| DarkonZero | CAMPER VAN RULES! | |
| Locdog07 | Must....get...to...button...must...resist....commands...of...evil...#Deep13...order... | |
| jasoN | some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes.. | |
| Locdog07 | Must...destroy...Camper...Van... | |
| jasoN | some people say that bowling alleys all look the same... | |
| Locdog07 | WISCONSIN RULES! | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <jasoN> slow night =P <Karrde> Ah yeah <Karrde> Should be a bunch in here * jasoN waits <jasoN> they're coming... <jasoN> any minute now... *** roadrash has joined #starwars <jasoN> see! <Karrde> ok <jasoN> hi road *** roadrash has quit IRC ((signed off)) <jasoN> bye then | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Prometheus | heheh | |
| jasoN | the funnt thing is that that quote lasted for about 10 minutes | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, Loke | |
| Locdog07 | damn | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search Loke | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing Loke:15,2<Vegeta> you talk loke shit | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search whore | |
| jasoN | loc shit! | |
| Locdog07 | yes, my shit. | |
| jasoN | 15No quote containing 2whore 15were in my file. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <st> * jason i have a nuclear bomb do you want to have it. <st> * here it is BOOOOOOMMMMMMM...... <Locdog07> Why do you keep putting a "*" by your words, st? <jasoN> she's canadian.. <jasoN> (ahem) <jasoN> (cough) <Locdog07> oh <st> * Locdog07 i have said SURE... | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search wham bam | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing wham bam:15,2<Locdog07> jquote, search hot wriggling panties sex oral fuck god damn wham bam thankyou spam <jasoN> No quote containing hot wriggling panties sex oral fuck god damn wham bam thankyou spam were in my file. | |
| jasoN | * Locdog07 i have said SURE! | |
| Locdog07 | heheheh | |
| * Locdog07 dies laughing | ||
| DeRaptor | ....yikkkkeeees. | |
| jasoN | * Locdog07 i have said TAKE THE SKINHEADS BOWLING | |
| Locdog07 | NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Take the skinheads bowling........ | |
| jasoN | please | |
| jasoN | take them bowling | |
| Locdog07 | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-okay | |
| Locdog07 | But only if they grow hair | |
| DarkonZero | They need to go bowling now! | |
| DarkonZero | Take the skinheads bowling........ | |
| jasoN | take them bowling | |
| Locdog07 | Is it a matter of life and death | |
| Locdog07 | ? | |
| DarkonZero | Take the skinheads bowling........ | |
| jasoN | take them bowling | |
| Locdog07 | Why don't you do it? | |
| DarkonZero | I don't know any...it seem you do. | |
| DeRaptor | skinheads bowl? | |
| DarkonZero | So... | |
| * Locdog07 skins De | ||
| DarkonZero | Take the skinheads bowling........ | |
| Locdog07 | Oh, wait, that makes you a skineverything | |
| * Locdog07 gives De her skin back | ||
| jasoN | take them bowling | |
| Locdog07 | I can't bowl. | |
| DarkonZero | But still..... | |
| DarkonZero | Take the skinheads bowling........ | |
| jasoN | take them bowling | |
| * DeRaptor uses Loc's skin to make boots. | ||
| Locdog07 | I'm glad my skin went to a good cause. | |
| * DarkonZero thinks videos from Bis are sorta lackluster. | ||
| *** Raven-X is on IRC | ||
| *** Raven-X has joined #deep13 | ||
| Locdog07 | Hi Rave. | |
| Raven-X | hello everyone | |
| DarkonZero | Hekko Raven. | |
| jasoN | hi, foo' | |
| * Raven-X is glad to see that Phantom Menace got shunned out of the two awards it was nominated with | ||
| Locdog07 | Um, I doubt they shunned it. | |
| Locdog07 | I doubt they went "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! and the winner...." | |
| jasoN | bastards... | |
| Locdog07 | meanies. | |
| Raven-X | hehehe | |
| Locdog07 | There should be a "Plain old fun" award. | |
| DarkonZero | BLOWHOLES! | |
| jasoN | it should have won Best Picture, just to throw everyone off | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Raven-X | "Matrix" would win for Plain Old Fun | |
| * Locdog07 throws everyone off | ||
| DarkonZero | Everyone...SHABOING THE BLOWHOLE! | |
| Locdog07 | Um, Matrix was fun? | |
| Locdog07 | Anything with Keanu Reeves isn't fun. It hurts to watch him act. | |
| Raven-X | well the public thinks it is | |
| DeRaptor | It should have won...um..."least irritating sidekick". THAT woulda thrown everyone off. | |
| Raven-X | like Bill and Ted huh? I agree | |
| Locdog07 | heheheh | |
| * Locdog07 would like to Jar Jar a side-KICK | ||
| Locdog07 | to give | |
| Locdog07 | Dammit | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'jarjarrevealed.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Heyyyyyyyy. | |
| Locdog07 | Heheh. | |
| jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 * Locdog07 would like to Jar Jar a side-KICK | |
| Raven-X | Jar Jar, should have got, "most annoying cliche of a side kick" | |
| Locdog07 | Shaddap! | |
| Locdog07 | Oh no, not another "Jar Jar is gay" person... | |
| Raven-X | I said Cliche | |
| Locdog07 | Yes, he's a cliche...FROM ANOTHER WORLD! | |
| jasoN | jar jar should just be left alone | |
| Raven-X | he's a cliche of every wussy sidekick there wus | |
| Locdog07 | jas, you never know what he'll get up to on his own. | |
| jasoN | take them bowling | |
| Locdog07 | NOOOOOOOOO!!! | |
| jasoN | the skinheads, that is | |
| Locdog07 | Uh, no. | |
| Raven-X | ehhhhhhhhhh Best Documentary Feature, is King Gimp | |
| * DeRaptor throws a jar jar keychain at people. | ||
| jasoN | you're so mean, loc | |
| * Raven-X does not want to know what King Gimp is | ||
| Locdog07 | The skinheads don't want to go bowling. | |
| DarkonZero | Take Jar Jar bowling...... | |
| * Locdog07 takes Jar Jar bowling | ||
| Raven-X | ok I'll bowl Jar Jars | |
| jasoN | h yeah, hey loc. de asked earlier how come she isn't in the sex wav | |
| DarkonZero | Don't forget the skinheads too! | |
| Locdog07 | Now, this, Jar Jar, is a- D'OH! Jar Jar! You're not supposed to bowl the balls with your head! | |
| jasoN | she days to add her, quick | |
| Locdog07 | Uh, okay | |
| Locdog07 | I think this is just one of your fantasies, jas. | |
| DeRaptor | NO! | |
| DeRaptor | BAD! | |
| jasoN | no, i'm just trolling for pain | |
| jasoN | ah, see? | |
| * Raven-X needs to make a 7 10 split, on the Jar Jars in order to pick up the spare | ||
| * DeRaptor strangles N, then adds Crow to the .wav. | ||
| Locdog07 | "I want Manos and Loc and Melt and some woman and De in a room having sex" - N | |
| DeRaptor | Add Jar Jar to the .wav | |
| DeRaptor | MWAHAHAHAHAH | |
| jasoN | crow? | |
| Locdog07 | Okay...if I can find a Jar Jar wav | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | that crow? | |
| Raven-X | you know what game I want to see made, Pikachu Bowling, nuff said | |
| Raven-X | line up 10 pikachus, and knock them down | |
| DarkonZero | They already got Pikachu death massacre challenge being released. | |
| jasoN | dont say nuff said, it makes me thing you're a dork | |
| Raven-X | ok then enough said | |
| jasoN | hehe,thanks | |
| DarkonZero | Onlt T can say "nuff said". | |
| Raven-X | how about a Mr.T goes bowling Pikachus video game | |
| DarkonZero | ONLT! | |
| Raven-X | "Pikachuuuuu" "man I'm gonna knock all dum sucaks down" | |
| Prometheus | hehehe | |
| Locdog07 | Okay, now for the DELUXE manosreallywins.wav | |
| jasoN | oh dear.. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm....Mr. T in an ep of Pokemon.....that would be funny. | |
| Locdog07 | Um, jas, no | |
| Locdog07 | Overwrite | |
| jasoN | huh? | |
| jasoN | ohh..doh | |
| jasoN | force of habbit | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'manosreallywins.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | It ends on a kinda staccatorgasm. | |
| jasoN | you should have sevd the first one though, that was the coolest sofar | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'ohwow!.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | It sounds kinda like Melty there. When he says "Oh wow!" | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | it should be cropped though, so it's just "oh wow" | |
| DeRaptor | yeah...he sounds kinda like Joel. | |
| Locdog07 | I should put "Oh wow" at the end, and then Crow saying "I didn't think anyone would notice..." | |
| DeRaptor | ()_() | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Yeah, well. Crow sneaks into the bed. | |
| Locdog07 | Probing beak. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'manosreallywins.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Sniffling. | |
| Locdog07 | Hmm. | |
| jasoN | that's getting weirder | |
| Locdog07 | Yes indeed. | |
| DarkonZero | I glad I had no part in it. | |
| Locdog07 | Those little "Ha!" sounds are Crow orgasms...or nervous laughter from seeing all of us having sex. | |
| * DeRaptor looks at Loc. | ||
| Locdog07 | Hi. | |
| DeRaptor | You scare me. | |
| Locdog07 | You scare me. | |
| * DeRaptor throws Loc out the window. | ||
| Locdog07 | AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! | |
| DeRaptor | Sick little puppy. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'manosreallywins.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | You all scare me.....really. | |
| DarkonZero | I have nightmares. | |
| Locdog07 | At least you sleep! | |
| DeRaptor | I'm not as bad as HIM! | |
| Locdog07 | Pfffttthh. | |
| Locdog07 | Him? | |
| DeRaptor | ...am I? | |
| * DeRaptor points at Loc. | ||
| Locdog07 | I'm not "HIM!" | |
| jasoN | well, almost | |
| DarkonZero | De....you're only scary when you attack. | |
| DeRaptor | Crow orgasms indeed...and...with the...geez... | |
| Locdog07 | So he doesn't have orgasms? | |
| Locdog07 | That must be hard on your self esteem. | |
| jasoN | he has an area.. | |
| DeRaptor | Will you...IT'S A PUPPET! | |
| jasoN | you said so, De | |
| jasoN | i remember | |
| Locdog07 | Which makes *you* the sicker one, De. | |
| DeRaptor | PUPPET PUPPET PUPPET PUPPET PUPPET | |
| Locdog07 | Mwahahahaha. | |
| * DeRaptor 's head explodes. | ||
| Locdog07 | Yeah, De, you're the one makin' out with him. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'edge.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Beaks locked. | |
| Locdog07 | Smooootchies. | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh...treading the ground of perversion......that's what some members of #Deep13 excel at. | |
| DeRaptor | yep. | |
| jasoN | i'm being good, you must admit | |
| Locdog07 | The ground of perversion is as sticky as the floor of a theater. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...N has calmed down some. | |
| Locdog07 | Only it's not sticky because-...nevermind. | |
| * Locdog07 should go. | ||
| DeRaptor | Especially some who try very hard at keeping up their appearance of being innocent in other areas... | |
| Locdog07 | I hope you can take the sudden dip in perversion. | |
| Locdog07 | Uhh...dip... | |
| Locdog07 | Yes. | |
| * Locdog07 goes to take the skinheads bowling. | ||
| DeRaptor | good. | |
| Locdog07 | Hey, who's innocent? | |
| * jasoN is totally innocent | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm not. | |
| * Locdog07 is...partially...innocent. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm guilty. | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah, I'm talking about you, Mr. supposedly innocent puppy dog. | |
| Locdog07 | Heyyyy! | |
| * Locdog07 glares | ||
| * Locdog07 gives De puppy eyes | ||
| DeRaptor | AAAACK! | |
| Locdog07 | I cut them out of a fresh puppy | |
| DeRaptor | oh. | |
| Locdog07 | Enjoy. | |
| * DeRaptor throws them in the stew. | ||
| Locdog07 | Nice stew. | |
| Locdog07 | But now, I must go. | |
| Locdog07 | byeee | |
| * Locdog07 waves | ||
| *** Locdog07 has left #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | HAAAAAY! | |
| DeRaptor | cop out | |
| DarkonZero | Perversion....what else can we learn today kids? | |
| * jasoN gives De TEyes | ||
| jasoN | you can learn about TEyes | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"We Have A Technical"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Tubeway Army14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| * DeRaptor eats the TEyes. | ||
| DarkonZero | TUBEWAY ROCKS! | |
| jasoN | my TEYES!!!!!!! | |
| *** CrowTRobot has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOOOOO! | |
| DarkonZero | Er...Hekko. | |
| CrowTRobot | Ummmm...hi! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh-no. | |
| * CrowTRobot hops up and down. | ||
| * DarkonZero feels a certain (but stupid) power surge through him... | ||
| DarkonZero | I AM...! | |
| * DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRA DORK15,16,0!6,0 | ||
| * DeRaptor throws a ram chip at Crow's head. | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork | ||
| * CrowTRobot snatches the RAM chip and runs off with it. | ||
| * DeRaptor turns Crow's damn scripting off. | ||
| UltraDork | I AM HERE! | |
| UltraDork | WOOTA! | |
| CrowTRobot | owie | |
| Raven-X | anyone in here own Power Stone for the DC? | |
| UltraDork | Not I! | |
| UltraDork | FOR I AM! | |
| Raven-X | damn I was looking for someone to challenge my time | |
| UltraDork | ULLLLLLLLTRADOOOOOORK! | |
| * Raven-X looks very un impressed | ||
| UltraDork | >:P | |
| UltraDork | Ugh... | |
| UltraDork | I AM NO LONGER...! | |
| * UltraDork loses his dumb power and returns back to his old moronic, sorta secret alter-ego, DarkonZero. | ||
| *** UltraDork is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| CrowTRobot | UltraDork is the suckiest superhero ever! | |
| CrowTRobot | He can't even...um...defeat evil and stuff! | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....I don't kow who the hell you're talking about. | |
| Raven-X | you should make a movie titled "Darkon or Dork" | |
| DarkonZero | KOW! | |
| * CrowTRobot giggles. | ||
| jasoN | you should make a movie called "I'M A FOO'" | |
| DarkonZero | Darkon....Dork.....one in the same. | |
| Raven-X | "You know a Dork isn't someone who plays computer games all the time, but one who simply adapts ______ yaddah yaddah yaddah" | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DarkonDork | ||
| DarkonDork | Hehe....Ima Dork! | |
| CrowTRobot | Wow. That nick is so fitting! | |
| DarkonDork | WOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| DeRaptor | Crow, hush. | |
| CrowTRobot | Make me. | |
| Raven-X | I need to go I'll be back later | |
| *** Raven-X has left IRC | ||
| *** Raven-X has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| *** DarkonDork is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"When The Machines Rock"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Tubeway Army14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| DarkonZero | THEY ROCK! | |
| DarkonZero | WOOTA! | |
| DarkonZero | SHABOING THE BLOWHOLE! | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Rock2004¤> FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO #STARWARS! <Sub-Zero> I know my role <jasoNic> is it buttery? | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe.... | |
| Prometheus | hehehe | |
| * jasoN is laughing so loud that he sounds like pee wee herman | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I thought you sounded alot like De.....when you laughed. | |
| jasoN | i do, wanna hear? | |
| DarkonZero | Especially De singing. | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | you must admit, it sound very much like De | |
| DeRaptor | damn you. | |
| DarkonZero | You gotta play it again....WinAmp was still playing on my end. | |
| jasoN | oh, okay | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor kicks DZ. | ||
| DeRaptor | NO! | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry De. | |
| jasoN | how's that? | |
| * DeRaptor turns sounds off. | ||
| jasoN | lol | |
| DarkonZero | It's nice and relaxing. | |
| jasoN | thank you | |
| DarkonZero | In an ear shrilling sorta way. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm kidding. | |
| jasoN | it could be worse | |
| jasoN | she could be canadian.. | |
| DarkonZero | True. | |
| jasoN | or french | |
| DarkonZero | OY GAVAULT! | |
| DarkonZero | There was a time during my life that I thought I was Jewish. | |
| DarkonZero | I was stupid then. | |
| jasoN | hmm | |
| DarkonZero | And I'm stupid now. | |
| jasoN | hmm hmm | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'swallow.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Man....I haven't had a cup of coffee for over a year...... | |
| jasoN | why not? | |
| DarkonZero | I miss drinking coffee. | |
| jasoN | i drink cappacino at work sometimes, not usually coffee though | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'germanducktalestheme.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I drank this flavored water a work........I almost gagged cause of the bad tast and carbonation. | |
| DarkonZero | TAST! | |
| CrowTRobot | Sounds like a crunchy japanese squid snack! | |
| DarkonZero | Stupid lemon flavored water. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | Now I got a hankering for prawn flavored chips. | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks alot Crow! | |
| CrowTRobot | heehee | |
| CrowTRobot | yer welcome | |
| DarkonZero | I guess I'll eat the garlic flavored peanuts instead. | |
| DeRaptor | mmmmmmmm...garlic. | |
| * DarkonZero leaves and reutrns with Asian made corn nuts. | ||
| DarkonZero | REUTRNS! | |
| * jasoN throws stuff at DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | A nut-like snack made from corn.......CORN NUTS! | |
| DarkonZero | Good stuff. | |
| * jasoN throws more stuff at DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | WOW! | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks! | |
| DarkonZero | :)\ | |
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| DarkonZero | A cut on my chin! | |
| DarkonZero | :(\ | |
| * jasoN | ||
| DarkonZero | Yes...that is you. | |
| jasoN | i is sleepy | |
| DarkonZero | Well...g'night I guess. | |
| jasoN | what,. you trying to get rid of me?? | |
| DarkonZero | I can't sleep.....I took a 4 hour nap. | |
| jasoN | oh, bummer | |
| DarkonZero | N...I'd get the Mafia to get rid of you. | |
| jasoN | nah, even they'd have trouble | |
| CrowTRobot | ummm...night night... | |
| jasoN | i'm helluva tough | |
| jasoN | like T | |
| DeRaptor | g'night...or something... | |
| DeRaptor | oh...who's leaving? | |
| DarkonZero | N's not leaving. | |
| jasoN | yes i am | |
| DarkonZero | No....YOU'RE NOT! | |
| DarkonZero | GET HIM! | |
| jasoN | I AM I SAID! | |
| * jasoN flees | ||
| DarkonZero | Aww damn... | |
| DarkonZero | I wish I wasn't Marlon Brando-like. | |
| DarkonZero | But smaller. | |
| * CrowTRobot grabs N's pant leg. | ||
| jasoN | AHH! | |
| * DeRaptor ties N to the couch with duct tape. | ||
| jasoN | NOO | |
| jasoN | lemme go | |
| DeRaptor | We have WAYS of dealing with ne-er do wells who INSIST on leaving the chatroom prematurely... | |
| DeRaptor | Bobo...get...the movie. | |
| * CrowTRobot looks around. | ||
| * CrowTRobot screams cuz Bobo's not here. | ||
| DarkonZero | Awww....let the poor feeb go. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh wait....I'm the poor feeb. | |
| DeRaptor | you're all feebs. | |
| * DeRaptor looks at Prom. | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh...let the poor sap go. | |
| DeRaptor | Especially you, idle boy. | |
| * DeRaptor throws the couch, N and all, out the door. | ||
| Prometheus | ok.. heheh | |
| * jasoN tears up de's magazines | ||
| DeRaptor | wow! | |
| jasoN | *shred* | |
| DeRaptor | HEY! | |
| jasoN | *shred* | |
| jasoN | *tear* | |
| jasoN | *tear* | |
| jasoN | *chew* | |
| DeRaptor | I was keeping that...um...article about the presidential election...or something... | |
| DeRaptor | Actually, those are just old newsweeks. Tear them up at your whim. | |
| jasoN | oh, THOSE magazines | |
| jasoN | no, they're under your bed | |
| DarkonZero | N.... | |
| DarkonZero | Don't go too far. | |
| jasoN | i can't really be held accountable for my actions..i'm sleepy | |
| DarkonZero | Because that's nightmare fuel. | |
| DarkonZero | And nightmare fuel is bad. | |
| DeRaptor | I know. the newsweeks are under my bed. | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOOOOO! | |
| DeRaptor | Didn't have anywhere else to put them. | |
| DeRaptor | whaaaat? | |
| * DarkonZero rampant imagination goes to work. | ||
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOOOOO! | |
| DarkonZero | STUPID IMAGINATION! | |
| jasoN | De...and newsweek...that IS creepy, man | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| DarkonZero | I got to kill my brain! | |
| * DarkonZero gets out a bong. | ||
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Jaina> my classes this year are (first semester) Math, Drama 1, English, and Wellness... <jasoN> wellness? <Jaina> yeah, Wellness is gym... <jasoN> ohh <Jaina> my school is so pathetic... <jasoN> so if you fail, that means you didn;t do well...in wellness * jasoN laughs at his joke | |
| * DarkonZero takes a few hits. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'ahh.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'ahh.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'ahh.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | They're just my parents stupid newsweek magazines! THEY ARE NOT EROTIC! YOU ARE ALL PERVY DUM-HEADS! | |
| jasoN | oh sorry, wrong hits | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| jasoN | who said they were erotic? | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry De. | |
| jasoN | erotic we can handle..but newsweek.. | |
| jasoN | *shudder* | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like TV's Frank! | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | you're WEIRD de | |
| DeRaptor | oh. | |
| DarkonZero | Good one N. | |
| DeRaptor | you're weirder! | |
| jasoN | i wonder what DE was thinking.. | |
| jasoN | hehe. perv | |
| DarkonZero | I don't wanna know. | |
| jasoN | (child voice) DZ, what was De talking about? | |
| * CrowTRobot just looks confused. | ||
| DarkonZero | (Parental type voice) N you gotta wait till you're older. | |
| * jasoN peeks at the mags anyway | ||
| jasoN | EWW! it's John Agar, and he's not wearing anything!! | |
| DarkonZero | Newsweek! THE PORN OF TOMORROW! | |
| jasoN | you're right, i better wait | |
| CrowTRobot | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! | |
| * CrowTRobot faints. | ||
| * jasoN does too | ||
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <MisterSpock> well Im out <Wookieegir1> of the closet? <MisterSpock> no <MisterSpock> im leaving <Wookieegir1> you suuure? <Wookieegir1> oh okie <Wookieegir1> *wink* *wink* | |
| * DeRaptor looks at the prone bodies on the floor and blinks. | ||
| * jasoN tapes DeRaptor's eyes shut | ||
| * CrowTRobot peels the tape off and duct-tapes jasoN's buttcheeks shut. | ||
| * DeRaptor peels the tape off and duct-tapes jasoN's buttcheeks shut. | ||
| jasoN | hehheh | |
| DarkonZero | N...no potty for you. | |
| DeRaptor | ack! | |
| DeRaptor | Crow, ditch the script you idiot! | |
| CrowTRobot | No wanna! | |
| * DeRaptor pulls it out of him anyway. | ||
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * jasoN throws a squirrel at Sentroid91 * Sentroid91 sends jasoN bowhunting with Cal and John Rocker *** jasoN has left IRC <Sentroid91> POOF! | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <MSTAnon> I'm fully clothed, people. Believe me. | |
| DarkonZero | tomorrow...an ALL DAY MOVIE MARATHON FOR ME! | |
| DarkonZero | Of my own movies! | |
| DarkonZero | WOOOOO! | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Harpy Dragon> WHOO-HOO! <Harpy Dragon> Nothing like horticulture! | |
| DarkonZero | And I'm bored. | |
| jasoN | oh? | |
| jasoN | oh? | |
| jasoN | oh? | |
| CrowTRobot | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! | |
| jasoN | oh? | |
| DarkonZero | oh? | |
| DarkonZero | OOOOOOH? | |
| jasoN | oh? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh. | |
| Prometheus | oh? | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 *** Goku changes topic to 'Mr. T should be the host of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire "Is that you're final answer, sucka....answer me foo!"' | |
| Prometheus | hehehe | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <kess> wrnoo | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <BobIshmael> And Canada is America, despite what Canadians say. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 *** Now talking in #Deep13 <ThejasoN> damn AOL <MSTAnon> WB. <ThejasoN> thanks <MSTAnon> Oh, wait... AOL owns the WB. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * DeRaptor uses Cal's arms as crowbars to pry open N's secret stash of nuts. | |
| * CrowTRobot shrieks. | ||
| CrowTRobot | DE! | |
| * DarkonZero clears his mind of dirty thoughts. | ||
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Locdog07> Oh, shall I go back to talking about robot sexual organs? Will that spark your interest? | |
| DeRaptor | What? | |
| CrowTRobot | YOU PRIED OPEN HIS NUTS! | |
| * CrowTRobot faints again. | ||
| DeRaptor | stupid robot. | |
| jasoN | leave my nuts alone, de! | |
| * DeRaptor shudders. | ||
| DeRaptor | gladly. | |
| jasoN | i'm starting trouble again, aren;t i? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh no.... | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * DeRaptor juggles her nuts. <DeRaptor> whee! | |
| * DarkonZero hands De some corn nuts.... | ||
| DarkonZero | Here De. | |
| jasoN | and it really is random, i swear | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <jasoN> you do wacky things sometimes <EmprsHand> sometimes? I gotta work on that... <jasoN> yeah. i sell a VHS tape if you're interested <jasoN> "jasoN's WACKY in just 20 minutes a Day!" <EmprsHand> lol <EmprsHand> your wacky can't be taught <jasoN> oh, you think? <jasoN> just ask all my satisfied customers <EmprsHand> how many are there? <jasoN> eh, about 3 <EmprsHand> thats kinda what I thought <jasoN> harpy dragon, jedikat, and wookie | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * EVILjasoN tapes de's eyes shut * DeRaptor peels the tape off and duct-tapes EVILjasoN's buttcheeks shut. * EVILjasoN tapes de's ears shut <EVILjasoN> haha! <EVILjasoN> i found a loophole | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 *** Kernil has joined #StarWars <jasoN> hi kernil <Kernil> hello <jasoN> is that kernil klink? <jasoN> i guess not. <Kernil> no <jasoN> hehe <Kernil> kernil sanders | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm......calling yourself the Emperor's Hand is kinda weird. | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | that's the name of a character in the SW books.. | |
| DarkonZero | I know... | |
| DarkonZero | Mara Jade. | |
| DarkonZero | I read the books. | |
| jasoN | okay | |
| jasoN | so how is that a weird name? | |
| jasoN | for a SW chat | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....if you think of it in a dirty way....whicj I'm trying not to. | |
| DarkonZero | WHICJ! | |
| jasoN | but you just did.. | |
| DarkonZero | I know... | |
| DarkonZero | I am ashamed. | |
| jasoN | you're as perverted as the rest of us, admit it!! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh....I might be even more. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Alick-the-kitty> STOP CALLING ME A LICK | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like TV's Frank! | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 *** kirk (GC10000E@209.253.231.161) has joined #StarWars <jasoNic> get a life, kirk <kirk> HAHAAHAAHAHA <kirk> LETS ALL SLIDE OUR TOUNGE INSIDE ANDALITES GIRLS PUSSY *** kirk has quit IRC ((signed off)) <AndaliteGirl> Excuse me?!?! | |
| jasoN | he was a troubled lad.. | |
| DarkonZero | He was a Trekkie. | |
| DarkonZero | Or not. | |
| jasoN | no | |
| DarkonZero | Cause I don't know him. | |
| jasoN | he was a slider fan actually | |
| DeRaptor | 11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <DeRaptor> "Human Sexuality and You"...was this written specifically for birds? <Raven-X> I sure hope so, they shows these pictures of things I like to poop on | |
| jasoN | you must remember him, he was the guy from scifi who would enter a room and scroll obscenities until someone kicked him | |
| DarkonZero | Wait... | |
| DarkonZero | I think I remember. | |
| DarkonZero | Nope. | |
| DarkonZero | Man....I miss #EvilDead. | |
| * Prometheus 3,1 (MP3) ((Dragonball Z - Rock the Dragon.mp3 Size: (( 968824 )) Today Is: (( Monday ))The Time Is: (( 02:51:09 )) | ||
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * Mepitans has lots of lipstick on | |
| DarkonZero | I used to start a game where we "beam" stuff over to #StarTrek. | |
| DarkonZero | I even got Sampo to play the game once. | |
| jasoN | oh? | |
| DeRaptor | heehee...really? | |
| jasoN | what do you mean :beam" ? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah....after a News chat......me and a guy named "ice9" started a game. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....here's an exapmle. | |
| * DarkonZero beams a poster of a nude klingon over to #StarTrek. | ||
| CrowTRobot | Anything that involves tormenting #StarTrek MUST be fun. | |
| DeRaptor | Did you tell #StarTrek? | |
| DarkonZero | Naw.... | |
| CrowTRobot | awwwwwwwwwww | |
| DeRaptor | But it's not fun unless you can see their reactions. | |
| DarkonZero | Though I did try to incite a "Captain War" in #StarTrek....trying to say Capt. Sulu was the best Captain ever. | |
| jasoN | heh | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <DrEvil> who's the asshole <BobIshmael> I think the asshole is DrEvil. * DeRaptor chuckles. * Goku gets ready for another exciting game of "Who's the asshole" | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <MSTManos> Mr. T for Dictator of the United States! <Sentroid91> Nah... Anon would steal that title <MSTManos> ABSOLUTE TYRANT OF THE AMERICAN CONTINENT! <Sentroid91> He'd steal that one too <Sentroid91> Anon would take over all of North America and then rename it Colorado. | |
| DarkonZero | WHen I played the game with Sampo....he got weird......cause I "beamed" a nude poster of 7 of 9...and he said he wanted one. | |
| DeRaptor | ack | |
| DarkonZero | But that was back in the day of weirdness. | |
| jasoN | as opposed to now? | |
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| DarkonZero | That was subtle weirdness...now it's flagrant weirdness. | |
| jasoN | i see... | |
| CrowTRobot | Flagrant perviness, from what De tells me. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Wookieegirl> ho a sec <SisterOfKnight> ho for a sec? need condoms? <SisterOfKnight> just imagine a wookie in spiked high heels, garter, and red lipstick saying "$5 get you much love" | |
| DarkonZero | That too. | |
| * DeRaptor wants the subtlety back. | ||
| DarkonZero | I just want to be numb. | |
| DarkonZero | Novacaine anyone? | |
| jasoN | so no more naked skiing in deep14? | |
| DarkonZero | I think when we started with "Crow's area" is when we went downhill. | |
| jasoN | and that was all de's fault, as i love to mention | |
| * CrowTRobot puts on pants so nobody will talk about his nonexistant area. | ||
| CrowTRobot | Geez. | |
| DeRaptor | Nah huh! | |
| DarkonZero | N...you egged it on! | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah, N was the one who did it! | |
| jasoN | well, i did kinda encourage..a bit | |
| DarkonZero | But De was the one who started it....unknowingly. | |
| DeRaptor | Nah uh! | |
| jasoN | yuh huh! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....she did know. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'restrictedarea.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok....no more about areas! | |
| jasoN | what did you say? | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno. | |
| * CrowTRobot wonders why he's even wearing pants. | ||
| Session Close: Mon Mar 27 00:00:00 2000 | ||
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